Original subtitles

Narrator: IN THE OLD DAYS, I REMEMBER A WIND

THAT WOULD BLOW DOWN THROUGH THE CANYONS.

IT WAS A HOT WIND CALLED A SANTANA,

AND IT CARRIED WITH IT THE SMELL OF WARM PLACES.

IT BLEW THE STRONGEST BEFORE DAWN,

ACROSS THE POINT.

MY FRIENDS AND I WOULD SLEEP IN OUR CARS,

AND THE SMELL OF THE OFFSHORE WIND WOULD OFTEN WAKE US,

AND EACH MORNING,

WE KNEW THIS WOULD BE A SPECIAL DAY.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Man: OHH, I SWEAR TO GOD,

I'M NEVER GONNA DRINK AGAIN.

Second Man: IF YOU HADN'T PASSED OUT,

IT'D HAVE BEEN OK.

WHERE'S YOUR SURFBOARD?

IN MY CAR.

WHERE'S YOUR CAR?

I DON'T KNOW.

WAIT. STOP. WAIT A MINUTE.

LOOK AT THAT.

-GOOD SWELL. -BUT WAIT A MINUTE.

IF YOU WANNA COME THROUGH THIS GATE AND GO DOWN THESE STEPS,

YOU HAVE TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN.

Narrator: I REMEMBER THE 3 FRIENDS BEST--

MATT, JACK, LEROY.

IT WAS THEIR TIME.

THEY WERE THE BIG NAMES THEN,

THE KINGS,

OUR OWN ROYALTY.

IT WAS REALLY THEIR PLACE

AND THEIR STORY.

UH, AHEM. I'M LEROY THE MASOCHIST.

I LIVE HERE.

MY FRIEND IS...

CLOSE TO DEATH. HE NEEDS THE WATER.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A BOARD. COULD WE USE YOUR FINE...

HEY, MAN...

DON'T LEND MY STICK TO ANYONE.

SORRY, BUT, UH...

I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT

NOT LENDING YOUR BOARD TO ANYBODY.

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MATT JOHNSON.

HE LIVES HERE,

WITH MYSELF AND MR. BARLOW. WE NEED TO GET HIM IN THE WATER.

COULD I PLEASE BORROW IT? I'LL RETURN IT PERSONALLY,

MY WORD OF HONOR.

CAN'T LEND MY STICK TO SOME HODAD, MAN.

HE'S NOT A HODAD, SQUID LIPS.

I TOLD YOU THAT'S MATT JOHNSON!

CAN I PLEASE USE YOUR BOARD?

MY DAD JUST BOUGHT THIS--

I WANNA USE YOUR BOARD. THAT'S ALL I'M--

-HEY. -WHAT?

-YOU CAN USE MY BOARD. -OK, GOOD. THANK YOU.

BACK OVER HERE.

JOHNSON...

I'VE GOT A VEHICLE.

Jack: YOU'VE GOTTA GET THERE ON YOUR OWN, PARTNER.

LET'S GO, MATT.

HA HA HA.

THAT'S NOT MATT JOHNSON, MAN.

Leroy: LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

Boy: SEE YOU LATER, MATT.

HA HA.

Matt: OHH!

OHH, IT'S COLD!

YOU'RE DOIN' FINE.

JUST KEEP PADDLING, MATT.

WHOA!

Leroy: HA HA HA.

Matt: OH, I'M GONNA DROWN.

AH, HA.

YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO, MATT.

I GOTTA GET SOME WAVES.

IF YOU LEAVE ME, I'M GONNA DROWN.

I'M GONNA DROWN,

AND ALL YOU'RE GONNA FIND IS THIS SHITTY OLD BOARD.

HUH?

-MAN! -PROBABLY DROWN.

HE'S GONNA GET SUCKED OVER. LOOK AT THE GUY.

LOOK AT THE GUY.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

-FOOH! -NOBODY'S THAT GOOD.

THAT IS MATT JOHNSON.

THAT IS MATT JOHNSON.

MATT JOHNSON ON MY BOARD!

[MATT BELCHES]

HEY, JACK. IT'S GONNA BE A REAL HOOTER TONIGHT.

I SCORED A KEG FOR YOUR PARTY, MAN.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY DAMN PARTY, WAXER.

OH, COME ON, BARLOW. SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER.

LET'S GET RADICAL.

[LAUGHTER]

Girl: AW, COME ON, JACK.

YOU'RE JUST GETTING OLD.

HE WAS BORN OLD.

MY WAVE!

WHOA, YEAH!

WHOA!

OH, OH, OH, MY GOD!

WHOA, YEAH!

OW!

ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT!

WELL, I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU

TO A PARTY WITH ME TONIGHT OVER AT BARLOW'S HOUSE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

WELL, I'M LEROY THE MASOCHIST. I'M HERE ALL THE TIME,

AND I'LL DO ANYTHING.

WHAT A RADICAL GUY.

Leroy: OHH!

Girl: AAH! AAH!

AAH!

ENFORCER!

GO GET HER! OW!

GET HER NUMBER, ENFORCER!

SHE'S YOUR TYPE!

THOSE VALLEY BARBARIANS

ARE USING WOMEN IN THE FRONT RANKS.

IT'S AN INVASION OF PRIVACY, OLD BOY.

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR CHIVALRY.

Barlow: HEY! HEY, YOU DUMB OKIE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

HEY, JOHNSON!

-MATT, GET OVER HERE! -WE'LL BUDDY UP.

HA HA HA HA!

WHOO! AY-YI-YI- YI-YI-YI! HYAH!

OW!

DIVE OVER.

[LAUGHTER]

Narrator: OFTEN AFTER WE SURFED THE MORNING GLASS,

WE'D GET TIRED AND GO DOWN TO THE OLD PIER,

TO THE BEAR'S SHOP.

BEAR MADE OUR BOARDS AND TOLD US STORIES.

HE KNEW WHERE THE WAVES CAME FROM AND WHY.

LIKE THE SURFERS THAT CAME BEFORE US,

WE SAW EVERYTHING IN THE BEAR.

MATT ALWAYS HOT, I MEAN, WHEN HE WAS MY AGE?

YOU THINK HE'S PRETTY GREAT, RIGHT?

YEAH.

WELL, HE IS GOOD.

SO IS JACK...AND LEROY, IN HIS OWN WAY.

COULD USE A LITTLE MORE EXPERIENCE.

THEY COULD GET IT, TOO, IF THEY KEPT ON SURFIN'.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THEY'RE SO STOKED THEY'LL SURF FOREVER.

NOBODY SURFS FOREVER.

EXCEPT FOR OLD SHOPPING CART.

HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S LEFT.

HOW YA DOIN'?

GOT ANY CHOPPED MUSSEL?

SURE. SAME AS YESTERDAY.

I CAUGHT ME A COUPLE OF FISH.

CAUGHT ME A--A TUNA...

AND A...

HALIBUT.

LOOK AT THAT!

Bear: HA HA HA.

THAT HALIBUT LOOKS A LITTLE SHORT.

I THINK THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT 22.

OH, FOR SURE?

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU BETTER GET THAT BACK IN YOUR SACK.

GEE, HAVE--HAVE YOU SEEN THE LAW

AROUND HERE LATELY?

HA HA. NO, NOT YET.

OK, NOW. IN THE CART.

GET HIM SOME CHOPPED MUSSEL, WILL YOU, DENNY?

I DON'T THINK HE'LL FORGET US NOW.

WHAT KIND OF BOARD IS THIS?

I'VE NEVER SEEN A SHAPE LIKE THIS BEFORE.

A BIG-WAVE BOARD.

-THANK YA. -A GUN.

I RODE THIS BOARD IN THE ISLANDS.

ONE TIME I RODE IT ALONE

AT POINT SURFER MAKAHA AT 20 FEET.

YOU RODE 20 FEET ALONE?

YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS ALONE, ANYWAY.

THAT'S THE TEST OF A SURFER, TO RIDE ALONE.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEPEND ON ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF.

YOU EVER GONNA RIDE THIS BOARD AGAIN?

I DON'T KNOW.

TAKE A BIG DAY.

BUT THEN YOU HEAR TALK OF A BIG DAY

EVERY NOW AND THEN. IT'S TRUE, HUH?

BUT IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN.

HAPPENED IN '50.

Shopping Cart: HE RODE.

I WAS HERE.

IT'LL BE A SWELL SO BIG AND STRONG

IT'LL WIPE CLEAN EVERYTHING THAT WENT BEFORE IT.

THAT'S WHEN THIS BOARD WILL BE RIDDEN.

AND THAT'S WHEN MATT...

AND JACK AND LEROY...

THEY COULD DISTINGUISH THEMSELVES.

THAT'S THE DAY THEY COULD DRAW THE LINE.

♪♪ EVERYBODY'S DOIN' A BRAND-NEW DANCE NOW ♪♪

♪♪ COME ON, BABY ♪♪

♪♪ DO THE LOCOMOTION ♪♪

♪♪ I KNOW YOU'LL GET TO LIKE IT ♪♪

♪♪ IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE NOW ♪♪

♪♪ COME ON, BABY ♪♪

♪♪ DO THE LOCOMOTION ♪♪

♪♪ MY LITTLE BABY SISTER ♪♪

♪♪ CAN DO IT WITH ME... ♪♪

HEY, I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT.

♪♪ SO COME ON, COME ON ♪♪

♪♪ DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME ♪♪

♪♪ OOH ♪♪

I TOLD YOU 3 ABOUT COMING IN HERE WITH YOUR DIRTY FEET.

YES, MA'AM. WHAT'S THE SPECIAL TODAY?

MEDIUM AND RARE.

I'LL HAVE SPAGHETTI.

OOH, GOODY. A SMART MOUTH.

MAKE MINE RAW WITH SPAGHETTI.

YOU WALK MINE THROUGH THE KITCHEN, PUT IT ON THE GRILL.

AND A WISE-ASS.

SALLY, SPAGHETTI, 2, PLEASE.

YES, MA'AM.

Waitress: WELL, I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING ANOTHER PARTY TONIGHT.

ALL THE PUNKS AND RIFFRAFF ARE TALKIN' ABOUT IT.

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT A PARTY?

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY PARTY.

YOUR MOTHER KNOW? BET NOT.

DESTRUCTO.

WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU MISERABLE DELINQUENT?

SOME DAY, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN OUT

AND EARN A DECENT LIVIN'...

PAY ATTENTION TO THESE THINGS

AND GROW UP SOMETIME...

TURN INTO A RESPECTABLE PERSON.

OH, HE'S A WELL-RESPECTED SURFER.

SHH.

IT'S NOT A SPORT. IT'S A DISEASE.

WELL...I SEE YOU BOYS HAVE NOTICED.

THIS HERE IS SALLY.

SHE'S NEW, SHE'S FROM CHICAGO,

-AND SHE'S A NICE GIRL. -Hl.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO GIVE HER NO TROUBLE.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO.

YOU BEEN OUT HERE A LONG TIME?

ABOUT 3 WEEKS NOW.

YOU LIKE IT HERE?

YEAH, I LIKE IT A LOT.

THIS IS RAW.

Matt: MINE, TOO.

I REALLY LIKE THE WAY A SQUARE TAIL

BREAKS IN A TURN, THE WAY IT PIVOTS,

GET UP ON THE NOSE AND JUST--PFFT!

THAT'S JUST YOUR OKLAHOMA ATTITUDE.

ANYBODY KNOWS THAT A PINTAIL...

YOU HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO GET DOWN TO THE BEACH AT ALL?

UM, YEAH. ON THE WEEKENDS. SUNDAYS MOSTLY.

LOTS OF ROCKS FEEL GOOD, HUH?

THINK I'LL THROW MY FOOD ON YOU.

I WOULDN'T DO THAT. AAH!

HEY, WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE! HEY!

♪♪ MAMA SAID THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS ♪♪

♪♪ THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS, MAMA SAID ♪♪

♪♪ MAMA SAID THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS ♪♪

♪♪ THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS, MY MAMA SAID ♪♪

♪♪ I WENT WALKIN' THE OTHER DAY, YEAH ♪♪

♪♪ EVERYTHING WAS GOING FINE ♪♪

♪♪ I MET A LITTLE BOY NAMED BILLY JOE ♪♪

♪♪ AND THEN ALMOST LOST MY MIND ♪♪

♪♪ MAMA SAID THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS ♪♪

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

OOH!

OH!

YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT, RIGHT?

HUH?

YEAH.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

MATT, YOU BRING CERVEZA ?

Girl: HEY, SHE'S IN THE TRUNK!

♪♪ AH HA AH-HA AH-HA-HA ♪♪

[TRUNK CLOSES]

Hl, REX.

Boy: A KEG!

Girl: ALL RIGHT!

Hl, MATT.

Hl.

ENFORCER, SHAKE YOUR TAILFEATHER.

♪♪ I NEED MONEY ♪♪

♪♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪♪

♪♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪♪

♪♪ YOUR LOVE GIVE ME SUCH A THRILL ♪♪

WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

[YELLING]

♪♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪♪

♪♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪♪

[LAUGHTER]

-OH. -OH.

OOH.

MRS. BARLOW, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BATHROOM.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL.

-BYE-BYE. -BYE.

SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.

DON'T FORGET YOUR SHOE.

[DOOR CLOSES]

AHEM. UM...

I, UH...

I--I--I, UH, HAD NO IDEA...

MATT...

MATT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS.

HE INVITED PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

MUSIC'S TOO LOUD.

MATT JOHNSON INVITED--

THE MUSIC IS STILL TOO LOUD.

WE'LL TURN IT DOWN. WE'LL TURN IT DOWN.

I, UH...

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

KEEP, UH, CRUSHER OFF MY COFFEE TABLE.

[LITTLE RICHARD SINGING LUCILLE]

I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D WEAR THOSE SHOES.

GEE, YOU'VE GOT A GREAT FIGURE.

THANK YOU.

IS THAT A PADDED BRA?

NO. THIS IS ALL ME.

-YOU'RE KIDDING?! -NO.

-GOD. -YOU SHOULD TRY ONE.

I HAVE ONE ON. HA HA. BYE.

I'M SORRY.

-Hl. -Hl.

SORRY.

SALLY, Hl.

Hl.

COME OVER HERE.

-HOW ARE YOU? -FINE.

TWO OF US IN ONE SLEEPING BAG. HE HAS THE NERVE.

HE'S ALWAYS WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.

[GIRLS CHATTERING]

[SQUEAKING]

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

WAAH!

[YELLING]

AAH! AAH!

WAAH!

YOU WON THE PRIZE, MAN! YOU WON THE PRIZE!

WHOO!

AAH! STOP! STOP!

[GIGGLING]

HUH. WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU?

WE'RE GONNA ROAST THE MASOCHIST.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAOLE?

I LIKE THEM MEDIUM RARE, MAN, SO HE TASTES REAL ONO.

YEAH, HIS ANCESTORS WERE CANNIBALS.

THEY ATE CAPTAIN COOK.

HA HA HA!

I MISSED YOUR ELBOW.

HEY, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE 'BOUT READY, LEROY.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I GO AND SLEEP.

-THANKS, TOMMY. -LET ME TRY.

THEY'RE GONNA COOK YOU, HUH?

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

THIS IS GREAT.

HOW FAR CAN YOU GO?

YOU KNOW HOW FAR I CAN GO.

WHAT IF THEY CAME AND DRAGGED ME AWAY?

-WOULD YOU COME GET ME? -YES.

-WOULD YOU COME AND GET ME? -NO MATTER WHAT?

YOU KNOW I'D COME AND GET YOU.

NO MATTER WHAT?

YEAH.

[PLAYING GUITAR]

IT'S REALLY DIFFERENT HERE.

HOW DO YOU MEAN?

WELL...

BACK HOME...

BEING YOUNG WAS JUST SOMETHING YOU DO

UNTIL YOU GROW UP...

AND, WELL, HERE...

HERE, IT'S EVERYTHING.

THINK I CAN FIT IN THERE?

YOU JUST KEEP DOWN IN A TIGHT CROUCH.

-GO FOR IT. -YAH!

-GET UP THERE! -YAH!

[CRASHING]

[KNOCKING]

HELLO!

GOT A BUNCH OF SURFERS IN THERE, HUH?

HEY, HEY, HEY.

GOSH SAKES ALIVE.

IT'S HOG.

IS THERE A PARTY GOING ON HERE, SHORTY?

-THIS IS FUNNY. -WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

YOU WANNA GET OUR HATS AND COATS AND TAKE THEM IN THE BEDROOM?

[LAUGHING]

WHAT, IS THIS GUY THE COAT RACK OR SOMETHING HERE?

OH, JEEZ, YOU GOT BAD BREATH!

HONEY...

I THINK THERE'S SOME CRASHERS DOWNSTAIRS.

OH, YEAH. SURE.

LISTEN--LISTEN, PEEWEE,

I COULD PROBABLY DROP KICK YOU FROM HERE--

I SAID GET OUT--AAH!

GET OUTTA HERE!

COME ON, PARTY MEN, HUH?

HEY, HOG. HOW YOU DOIN'?

BOY, OH, BOY, WHAT AN OUTFIT.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU, A BARBECUED PIG OR SOMETHING?

[LAUGHING]

YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME IF YOU GOT INVITATIONS.

-YOU KNOW WE DO. -LET'S SEE.

-YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. -IT'S WRITTEN.

MMM! REALLY!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY, HUH?

I'M JUST GOING BY RULES.

IS THAT RIGHT? WHOSE RULE--

CRASHERS!

CRASHERS!

CRASHERS?!

[PUNCHES AND SCUFFLING]

YAH! COME ON! HIT ME! YAH!

BARBARIANS.

CRASHERS!

CRASHERS!

AAH!

TOMMY, CRASHERS!

WANNA FIGHT?

EH, WE'LL GET 'EM LATER.

♪♪ UKULELE OH... ♪♪

[LAUGHING]

OH, MY HEAD.

OHH...

CRUSHER, NO!

OH, YES!

[RAY CHARLES' WHAT'D I SAY PLAYS]

-OH! -HA HA HA!

-HEY! -WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHERE'S THAT LARD-BUCKET BUDDY OF YOURS HOG?

HA HA HA!

THE ENFORCER.

BIG AL, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS A LONG TIME.

♪♪ HEY, MAMA, YOU TREAT ME WRONG ♪♪

♪♪ COME AND LOVE YOUR DADDY ALL NIGHT LONG ♪♪

♪♪ ALL RIGHT, YEAH ♪♪

♪♪ HEY, HEY ♪♪

♪♪ SEE THE GIRL WITH THE DIAMOND RING ♪♪

♪♪ SHE KNOWS HOW TO SHAKE THAT THING... ♪♪

PICK YOUR SIDE!

WE DIDN'T FORGET THE WEAPONS?!

♪♪ HEY, HEY ♪♪

OPEN THE WINDOW, LINDA!

WHOO!

COME ON, HIT ME! I LOVE IT!

COME ON ! COME ON! COME ON ! COME ON!

Leroy: WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK BURBANK!

RUN AWAY, YOU CHICKENS!

OH! MAMA!

[CHEERING]

ALL RIGHT!

YO! HEY! HEY!

DORK-FACE, YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT WINDOW!

HEY, YOU GUYS! SPLIT!

(CROWD CHEERING)

♪♪ YOU SAID THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE ♪♪

♪♪ BUT WILL MY HEART BE BROKEN ♪♪

♪♪ WHEN THE NIGHT ♪♪

♪♪ MEETS THE MORNING SUN? ♪♪

♪♪ I'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT YOUR LOVE ♪♪

♪♪ IS A LOVE I CAN BE SURE OF ♪♪

♪♪ SO TELL ME NOW ♪♪

♪♪ AND I WON'T ASK AGAIN ♪♪

♪♪ WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW? ♪♪

♪♪ SO TELL ME NOW ♪♪

♪♪ AND I WON'T ASK AGAIN ♪♪

♪♪ WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW? ♪♪

♪♪ WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW? ♪♪

♪♪ WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME... ♪♪

♪♪ SHERRY ♪♪

♪♪ SHERRY, BABY ♪♪

♪♪ SHERRY ♪♪

♪♪ SHERRY, BABY... ♪♪

MEXICO!

SURFBOARDS!

WOMEN!

-GUNS! -LEAVE IT ALONE.

WOULD YOU QUIT WAVIN' THAT THING AROUND?

JUST PUT IT DOWN.

WE WILL TAKE OVER TIJUANA.

WE'LL HAVE CERVEZA. WE'LL HAVE FIESTA.

ARE WE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE,

WE WILL SHOOT OUR WAY OUT, SEÑORITA.

COOL IT.

[MOANING FROM BACK OF CAR]

LOOK AT THOSE BEACH BREAKS, MATT.

Peggy: OH, MATT.

Matt: HOW BIG IS IT?

ABOUT 3 FOOT.

MEXICO'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,

HUH, LEROY?

MASOQUISTO! AY YI YI YI YI!

♪♪ ONE DAY I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY-YI-YINE ♪♪

MORE BEER!

MAS CERVEZA.

CERVEZA!

GRACIAS.

DE NADA.

Peggy: SEEING AS HOW WE'RE HERE IN TIJUANA,

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING.

WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT?

I'M PREGNANT.

WHAT?

PREGNANT?

WHOO! HA HA HA!

HA HA HA. SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA YOU, DIDN'T I?

THAT MEANS YOU'RE KIDDIN', HUH?

NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.

PEGGY, PEGGY.

I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY.

I AM REALLY STOKED.

JOHNSON'S GONE QUIET ON US.

-WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? -I'M GONNA BE A MAMA.

YOU'RE GONNA KEEP IT?

OF COURSE.

HEY, LET ME OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS.

BE THE BEST SURFER THAT EVER SURFED POINT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

CONGRATULATIONS, MASOCHIST.

-CONGRATULATIONS. -CONGRATULATIONS.

Leroy: HAVE A DRINK.

HEY! GET UP HERE!

A TOAST.

LET'S GO. EVERYBODY UP.

CHICAGO, GET YOUR CAN UP.

AUNT SALLY.

CONGRATULATIONS, P.G.

THANK YOU.

[LA BAMBA PLAYS]

PERIQUITO.

THIS IS THE BIRD OF LOVE.

HE ALWAYS SAYS, "Sí, Sí."

PERIQUITO.

Little Boy: MISTER, YOU WANT YOUR SHOES SHINED?

-SHOES SHINED? -WITH A SKULL.

-YOU SET THE CAMERA. -SHOE SHINE.

GET YOUR SHOE SHINE RIGHT HERE.

HIT IT.

Man: HEY, AMIGO, AMIGO, OVER HERE.

REEFERS.

Peggy: REEFERS?

MARIJUANA.

[LAUGHTER]

A ZEBRA.

Leroy: A BURRITO. THIS IS WHAT THEY USE.

KILL!

Leroy: AUNT BARLOW WILL EAT HIM.

-LEAVE HIM ALONE. -IT'S GOOD PICTURE.

SHOW TIME!

NO COVER CHARGE, MISTER.

YOU DON'T PAY TO SEE NOTHING.

MISS ACAPULCO'S HERE WITH US.

COME IN, IT'S THE BEST SHOW IN TOWN.

Leroy: HEY, MATT, MATT?

Peggy: IT'S LEROY.

THIS CLOWN'S GONNA SELL ME HIS SISTER.

HE'S GOT PICTURES AND EVERYTHING.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

HEY, WHEN THE HELL YOU COMING BACK?

Leroy: I DON'T KNOW.

-HOPE HE HAS A GOOD TIME. -LET'S GO IN.

Matt: DO THEY TAKE IT OFF?

ALL THE WAY.

Man: WHOO!

[WHISTLING]

[TEQUILA PLAYS]

Man: WHOO!

Second Man: COME ON, LET'S DO IT FOR TERESA.

COME ON, TERESA SHOW THEM YOU'RE THE VIRGIN AROUND HERE.

THE ONLY VIRGIN GIRL.

16 YEARS, LOOK AT HER BOYS.

[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]

Woman: YEAH!

D.J.: COME ON, SHAKE IT. SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

THAT A BIG GIRL, BABY.

[NO AUDIO]

D.J.: HEY, MARIA, SHOW TIME, HUH?

SHOW TIME.

OH, LET'S HERE IT FOR TERESA! YAY!

HEY, YOU'RE MATT JOHNSON, HUH?

HEY, I'VE SEEN YOU RIP OUT TO THE POINT.

YOU REALLY TURN ON, MAN.

THANKS.

HEY, THAT'S THE POINT GRINDER, HUH?

HEAR SHE REALLY PULLS A LOT OF TRAINS.

NO.

THAT'S PEGGY GORDON.

HEY, MAN, I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.

AAH!

OHH!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[YELLING IN SPANISH]

[GUNSHOTS]

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHTER]

[PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]

Leroy: HEY, EVERYBODY.

THE NEW MRS. MASOCHIST.

I GOT MARRIED.

THINK THIS IS FUNNY, DUMB ASS?

CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE?

I THINK MY FRIEND'S ARE A MESS.

SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO.

[DOG BARKS]

Peggy: AAH!

[ENGINE REVVING]

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED?

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Waxer: HEY.

SAY, HEY!

HOW WAS MEXICO?

TOUGH TO SAY. IT'S GONNA GO ROUND TILL TOMORROW MORNING.

Leroy: HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT WINE.

Everyone: HEY, MASOCHIST.

-OW! -MASOCHIST.

Bear: OH, HELL!

MOVE INLAND,

LIVE UNDER A ROOF,

TAXES,

MARRIAGE, DIVORCE,

THE WHOLE DAMN THING!

AW, I'M IN FOR IT NOW.

THEY'VE CONDEMNED THE PIER, JACK.

YOU'LL BE LIVING UNDER THE BOOTED FOOT

OF THE LIFEGUARD STATE!

THEY'RE ALREADY TAKING OVER THE POINT!

I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR BOARDS ANYMORE.

I GOTTA START GOING

AND LIVING LIKE AN INLANDER.

Narrator: THE SUMMERS PASSED WITH EACH YEAR.

I DON'T SEEM TO REMEMBER THEM ANYMORE.

I REMEMBER THE FALL

AND THE COMING OF WINTER.

THE WATER GOT COLD.

IT WAS THE TIME OF THE WEST SWELL...

A SWELL OF CHANGE...

A SWELL YOU USUALLY RODE ALONE.

HEY.

DOWN BEHIND THE WALL.

YOU THERE.

THERE'S A COUNTY ORDINANCE.

YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE OVERNIGHT.

GET UP AND--

MATT!

IS THAT YOU?

I DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU.

GET UP HERE.

DOES PEGGY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF?

YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP

COME HERE FOR A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?

STUFF IT, LIFEGUARD!

Jack: LEROY?

Leroy: INDUCTION?

YEAH.

WHAT DATE?

15th.

GOT THE 1 5th, THAT'S GREAT.

I'M GETTING A TRANSFER,

I'll SCREW THEM AROUND, CHANGE MY ADDRESS.

WE'LL ALL GO THERE ON THE 1 5th.

I GOT A PERFECT PLAN.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

YOU TOLD SALLY?

NO, I HAVEN'T HAD THE CHANCE.

I'LL GET TO IT LATER.

UNCLE JACK?

Hl.

Hl, SWEETNESS.

YOU GONNA RUB MY SURFBOARD?

HAVE YOU SEEN MATT?

YEAH, I'VE SEEN HIM.

HE GOT HIS DRAFT NOTICE A FEW DAYS AGO.

Jack: WE ALL DID.

I'M REAL WORRIED. DID YOU TALK TO HIM?

HE DOESN'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.

Surfer: HEY, MAN, HEY, THAT'S MATT JOHNSON.

OLE!

THAT GUY USED TO BE THE HOTTEST SURFER HERE.

AW, YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON.

[HORN HONKS]

Man: WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

GET OFF THE BEACH, MAN.

GET OFF THE BEACH.

GO ON.

[MUSIC]

[SANDER BUZZING]

FINE. YOU KNOW.

SOMETIMES I THINK THIS GETTING MARRIED

IS MORE TROUBLE THAN IT'S WORTH.

ALL THE RIGMAROLE WITH THIS TUXEDO,

WEDDING REHEARSALS.

THE CAKE.

WHAT THE HELL. IF IT MAKES HER MOTHER HAPPY.

Tailor: OF COURSE.

HEY, BEAR, CAN I TAKE A BREAK?

WAXER, GET IN THERE.

YOU'VE BEEN TAKING BREAKS ALL MORNING.

Bear: JESUS.

EVERY TIME THE WAVES COME UP, HE WANTS TO TAKE OFF.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I GET

FOR HIRING SURFER LABOR.

EXCUSE ME.

HEY, COOL IT, YOU LITTLE CRAZY.

GO ON OUTSIDE AND RUN DOWN THE SHOPPERS.

MATT, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?

GOD DAMN, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

SOMEBODY BEEN BEATING ON YOU?

I...

JUST GOT DRUNK AND CAUSED A WRECK.

JACK PUNCHED ME.

THAT'S NO WAY FOR A FRIEND TO ACT.

I WAS WRONG.

SO WHAT?

THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND,

WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU DON'T NEED NOTHING.

COME ON. I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT A NEW BOARD.

I WANNA BRING OUT A CONTEST BOARD.

A MATT JOHNSON MODEL--

I DON'T WANT THAT, BEAR.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I JUST--I'LL BRING MY BOARD BACK.

I'LL PAY FOR THEM FROM NOW ON.

I DON'T WANNA BE A STAR.

MY PICTURE IN MAGAZINES, HAVE KIDS LOOKING UP TO ME.

I'M A DRUNK, BEAR,

A SCREW-UP

I JUST SURF 'CAUSE IT'S GOOD

TO GO OUT AND RIDE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT ANYMORE.

HOW ABOUT THOSE RAILS, HUH?

YOU OUGHT TO KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BEAR.

IT'S JUST NOT GOING RIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

WELL, GROWING UP'S HARD, ISN'T IT KID?

COME ON, BEAR.

THOSE KIDS DO LOOK UP TO YOU

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

NOW...

YOU--YOU BETTER PICK YOURSELF OUT

A NEW BOARD NOW, DON'T YOU THINK?

HUH?

YEAH, BEAR.

[BELLS CHIME]

NOW LISTEN, YOU GUYS,

I WANNA GO OVER THE WHOLE THING FROM THE TOP.

WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS, I WANNA--

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU RELAX?

YOU'VE ALREADY BROUGHT THAT UP ABOUT 25 TIMES.

BEAR, YOU'RE SO NERVOUS.

HELL, YES, I'M NERVOUS.

Bear: 'BOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP.

CARLA, YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY.

THANK YOU, BEAR.

Hl.

Hl, BEAR.

Hl, SALLY.

JACK, COME ON OVER HERE.

HAVE A DRINK WITH US.

EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MOTHER.

BIG DAY, HUH?

Bear: YEAH, SURE IS.

HERE YOU GO, HAVE A DRINK.

NO, I DON'T DRINK.

FOR GOD SAKES, IT'S MY WEDDING DAY.

HAVE A DRINK.

NO, UH...

I DON'T THINK SO, BEAR.

Bear: JACK, YOUR FRIENDS

ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU'VE GOT.

HAVE A DRINK.

Leroy: COME ON, BARLOW, HAVE A DRINK.

Bear: ALL RIGHT.

WHAT ARE WE DRINKING TO?

ONLY TO YOUR FRIENDS.

TO YOUR FRIENDS COME HELL OR HIGH WATER.

YEAH.

Man: YEE-HA!

Second Man: WHOO!

-HE'S ON A WAGON. -NOVOCAINE LIVES.

Minister: MY DEAR FRIENDS,

YOU HAVE COME TOGETHER IN THIS CHURCH

SO THAT THE LORD MAY SEAL AND STRENGTHEN YOUR LOVE,

AND CHRIST ABUNDANTLY BLESSES THIS LOVE.

HE HAS ALREADY CONSECRATED YOU IN BAPTISM,

AND NOW HE ENRICHES AND STRENGTHENS YOU

BY A SPECIAL SACRAMENT,

SO THAT YOU MAY ASSUME THE DUTIES OF MARRIAGE

IN MUTUAL AND LASTING FIDELITY.

SINCE IT IS YOUR INTENTION TO ENTER INTO MARRIAGE,

WE WOULD ASK YOU TO PRESENT THE RING, PLEASE.

[WHISPERING] The ring.

I don't have it.

Bear: WHERE IS IT?

Waxer.

Get it!

Waxer?!

[BURPS]

BOSS WEDDING, YOU GUYS.

PSST.

Minister: WE WOULD ASK YOU TO PLACE THE RING ON THE FINGER

OF YOUR BRIDE-TO-BE.

Minister: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU

MAN AND WIFE.

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

[CHEERING]

[WHISTLING]

Man: AHOOO!

SHH!

SHH.

[BELLS CHIME]

♪♪ DOWN ALONG THE COAST A WAY ♪♪

♪♪ LIES UPON ITS BACK TO STAY ♪♪

♪♪ A CRUMPLED CAR ♪♪

♪♪ GREAT DECAY ♪♪

♪♪ SHE RAN AGROUND IN '53 ♪♪

♪♪ NOW A VICTIM OF THE SEA ♪♪

♪♪ SURE SHAPING WAVE ♪♪

♪♪ LEFT TO BE ♪♪

♪♪ JUST A CRUMPLED CAR ♪♪

♪♪ UP ON A FINGER REEF SHE LAY ♪♪

♪♪ UP ON A BEACH IN THE LITTLE BAY ♪♪

♪♪ THE CRUMPLED CAR ♪♪

♪♪ THERE TO STAY ♪♪

♪♪ HIGH TIDE'S COME TO CIRCLE HER ♪♪

♪♪ LEAVING RED RUST FOR HER FUR ♪♪

♪♪ SHE'S NOT ALONE ♪♪

♪♪ THE OCEAN KINGDOM CALLS HER HOME ♪♪

♪♪ CRUMPLED CAR ♪♪

WEAR IT IN GOOD HEALTH.

I WILL.

OK.

FILL THESE OUT,

TAKE 'EM INSIDE,

GET TO THE END OF THE LINE.

WELL, I'M SURE ALL OUR HARD WORK

AND TRAINING PAYS OFF.

GOOD LUCK, OLD BOY.

GIVE 'EM HELL.

Sergeant: GENTLEMEN, JUST FILE OUT QUIETLY.

HAVE YOUR A-FORM PROPERLY PREPARED,

AND HAVE ALL OF YOUR FORMS READY.

KEEP THE LINE STRAIGHT, PLEASE.

FILE ON OUT.

GOOD MORNING, MEN.

THIS IS YOUR INDUCTION PHYSICAL.

NOW, IF YOU PASS TODAY,

YOU WILL BE A MEMBER

OF THE UNITED STATES ARMY.

I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR TOOTHBRUSHES.

WOOF.

GROSS.

NOW, ON YOUR APPLICATION...

I WANT YOU TO INCLUDE

ANYAND ALL PHYSICAL DEFECTS

YOU MIGHT HAVE.

I WANT YOU TO INCLUDE HISTORIES OF OPERATIONS,

DISEASES, OR MENTAL ILLNESS.

NOW, FROM HERE

YOU WILL FOLLOW THE YELLOW LINE.

Doctor: DROP 'EM.

AND, GENTLEMEN,

IT DOES NOT LEAD TO THE LAND OF OZ.

EYES FRONT,

CHEST OUT, LOOK TALL.

YOU, I SAID DROP 'EM, SWEETHEART.

WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO ABRUPT.

BEND OVER.

Matt: SURELY THERE MUST BE SOMETHING

THAT I CAN DO FOR THE ARMY.

[GRUNTS]

I--I UNDERSTAND THAT IN EVERY COMBAT UNIT,

THERE'S 3 MEN IN SUPPORT.

YOU GOT ANY MOBILITY LIKE THIS?

A LITTLE, SIR.

WHAT'S THIS, UH, DEFORMATION ON THE BONE?

IT'S BEEN THERE SINCE BIRTH.

I THINK IT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM, SIR.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN WEARING THIS BRACE?

IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU'RE A HOMOSEXUAL.

I'M NOT GOING TO READ ANYTHING.

WELL, ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL?

WELL, I--I GUESS I AM. I WROTE IT DOWN:

HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES, YES, YES.

WELL, YOU JUST GONNA LOVE IT IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY.

THERE'S LOTS OF MEN THERE,

AND THEY GET REAL CLOSE

IN FOX HOLES AND TANKS

AND IN COMBAT. GET HIM OUT OF HERE

AND PROCESS HIM IN THE MARINE CORPS.

IF YOU SEND ME TO VIETNAM, I'LL JUST DIE.

CAN I HAVE A CIGARETTE?

GO AHEAD.

-COME GET IT? -MM-HMM.

DON'T TAKE MY LIGHTER. THE GENERAL GAVE IT TO ME.

CAN I HAVE A CIGARETTE?

COME ON.

DON'T TAKE MY LIGHTER.

IT'S THE JEWS! THEY'RE THE ONES!

THE JEWS AND THE NIGGERS!

I WILL NOT SERVE IN THIS ARMY!

[MEN CHEERING]

HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLER!

ALL RIGHT!

UHN!

UH, STAND DOWN, PLEASE.

STEP--STEP DOWN.

NOW LET'S SEE YOU WALK.

JUST TAKE A STEP

CAN YOU WALK ON IT?

I'M SORRY. HAVE-- TAKE A STEP.

CAN YOU WALK ON IT?

I CAN'T MAKE IT. I CAN'T MAKE IT!

ORDERLY? ORDERLY?

OHH! OWW!

GET THIS MAN OUTTA HERE, PLEASE.

JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOW LINE, PLEASE.

I'D LIKE ONE MORE CIGARETTE.

GO AHEAD.

I SEE HERE THEY CALL YOU A MASOCHIST.

-I LIKE PAIN. -COULD YOU BE SPECIFIC--

WHAT KIND OF PAIN YOU LIKE?

ANY KIND OF PAIN.

WELL, LIKE...UH...

LET'S SEE, UH...

I LIKE FIGHTS.

I DOVE THROUGH WINDOWS.

I'VE EATEN LIGHT BULBS.

MM-HMM...

I LIKE SHARKS... ANY KIND OF BLOOD.

IF YOU GAVE ME A GUN,

I'D SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'D LOOK LIKE--

-WOULD YOU DO THAT? -YEAH!

DID YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS AS A KID?

DID YOUR MAMA BEAT UP ON YOU,

YOUR FATHER-- ANYBODY LIKE THAT?

NOPE...NOPE... NOPE.

DID YOU HAVE GIRLFRIENDS?

NO.

SURE?

-ARE YOU PICKING ON ME? -NO. WHY--

ARE YOU AFRAID TO SERVE IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY?

WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME?

WHY WOULD I DO THAT? DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS?

WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME?!

SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!

-YOU'RE TRYING TO PICK ON ME! -I TOLD YOU TO SIT DOWN!

WAAAAAH!

GET ME AN ORDERLY!

[SCREAMING]

[GROWLING AND GRUNTING]

10 MINUTES, BABY!

MATT, DON'T LET 'EM TAKE ME!

DON'T LET 'EM TAKE ME!

TELL 'EM I'M NOT CRAZY! PLEASE DON'T LET 'EM TAKE ME!

AAAH! I'M NOT CRAZY!

WHO KNOWS, MAN? MAYBE HE IS CUCKOO.

HE SURE WENT FROM THE FRYING PAN TO THE FIRE.

Leroy: OHHHHH!

HE'S IN FOR IT NOW.

ANYBODY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO BARLOW?

JACK WENT IN.

-HUH? -YEAH.

HE ENLISTED.

GUNG-HO ALL THE WAY, MAN.

THEY GOT WAXER, TOO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JACK WENT IN?

THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE WAXER EITHER. HE CRACKED.

THEY'RE GONNA PUT HIM IN THE MARINES.

JACK WENT IN?

TV: ...OTHER AREAS OF THE CITY,

NEW FIRES BROKE OUT IN AREAS

BEYOND THE NATIONAL GUARD PERIMETER SET UP YESTERDAY.

FIREMEN, WEARING MARINE CORPS FLAK VESTS,

WERE FIRED AT...

THOSE GUYS LOOK LIKE MARINES.

NO, NO. THEY'RE NATIONAL GUARDSMEN.

HEY, SPEAKING OF MARINES,

I HEAR THEY GOT WAXER IN BEAR'S OLD UNIT.

YEAH. THE FIRST MARINE DIVISION.

TV: A CITY BUS WAS BURNED BYA MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

AFTER IT HAD BEEN TURNED OVER

BY MORE THAN A HUNDRED ANGRY RIOTERS.

POLICE REINFORCEMENTS,

ALONG WITH NATIONAL GUARD UNITS, BEGAN...

HELL, BARLOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO VIETNAM.

WE GOT A WAR RIGHT HERE.

A DEPUTY WAS PUTTING HANDCUFFS ON THE YOUNG MAN.

SWEEPS OF THE STREETS BEGAN SHORTLY AFTER DARK.

A STRICT CURFEW IS BEING MAINTAINED

THROUGHOUT THE RIOT-SWEPT AREA.

THE FIREMEN ARE HAVING A VERY DIFFICULT TIME.

THEYARE A TARGET, THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF...

WHAT TIME IS IT?

IT'S ABOUT 5:00.

I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME LEFT.

I GOTTA GO THROW MY PAPER ROUTE.

HEY, COME ON, P.G., LET'S GO.

COME ON, EVERYBODY.

I'M GONNA GET MY SHOES.

COME ON, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO.

HEY, BREATHMAN.

HEY, JACK. HANG IN THERE.

OK. THANKS FOR COMING.

SO LONG, TERRI.

COME BACK TO US, JACK.

HEY...

WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY.

BARLOW, SAY Hl TO WAXER FOR ME IF YOU SEE HIM.

HEY, I'LL DO THAT.

STAY CASUAL, BARLOW.

HEY.

BYE-BYE.

OK.

TAKE IT EASY, JACK.

DON'T GET YOUR ASS SHOT OFF.

I'LL TRY NOT TO.

YOU BE GOOD.

OH...PEGGY...

TAKE CARE OF THAT GUY, OK?

AND TAKE CARE OF MELISSA.

ALL RIGHT.

BELIEVE I HAVE YOUR CHAPEAU.

THANK YOU.

I'M NOT THE SENTIMENTAL TYPE,

BUT YOU'RE GOING SO FAR AWAY, I FEEL--

I REALLY FEEL FUNNY.

BE GOOD TO YOURSELF.

-ALL RIGHT. -OK.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR.

BYE, BUDDY.

IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A PARTY.

YOU TAKE CARE OF THESE PEOPLE.

TV: THE REASON FOR THE SHOOTING CANNOT BE PINNED DOWN.

SOME SAY IT'S PURELY DIVERSIONARY.

THEY SAY THEY HEAR SHOTS, 2 OR 3--

SALLY?

IN THE DISTANCE,

BUT THE SHOOTING DOES INHIBIT THE FIREFIGHTERS...

SALLY?

...AND THERE IS WIDESPREAD LOOTING.

Narrator: THE NORTH SWELL WAS COLD AND LONELY

AND DANGEROUS.

IT WAS A POWERFUL SWELL

THAT MARCHED DOWN THE COAST IN THE DEAD OF WINTER.

USED TO DITCH SCHOOL, GO DOWN TO THE POINT,

AND WATCH IT BREAK.

THERE WERE LIGHT OFF-SHORE BREEZES

AND LOW-TIDE AFTERNOONS.

I REMEMBER THE ROCKS AND THE CLEAR, COLD WATER...

BUT NOW ITALL SEEMED TO BE BEHIND US.

CHANGE WASN'T IN THE BEACH OR THE ROCKS OR THE WAVES.

IT WAS IN THE PEOPLE.

SOME GOT MARRIED, SOME MOVED INLAND,

SOME SEARCHED FOR A NEW SPOT.

SOME DIED.

[BUGLER PLAYING TAPS]

WAXER WAS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

I'M SORRY.

DID YOU KNOW JIM?

WE WERE FRIENDS FROM THE BEACH.

[SITAR MUSIC PLAYING]

Hl, HONEY.

SOME MORE BILLS.

YOU KNOW, OF ALL THE FRIENDS WAXER HAD,

I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED UP.

SHOULD'VE MEANT SOMETHING.

HEY...

GUESS WHAT I SAW ON MY LUNCH HOUR TODAY?

A LITTLE BEACH HOUSE.

-WE CAN MOVE IN RIGHT AWAY. -I DON'T WANNA STRETCH IT.

IT WOULDN'T BE STRETCHING IT. WE CAN AFFORD IT.

WE'RE MAKING TWICE THE MONEY AS WE DID LAST YEAR.

UH, YOU FOLKS READY TO ORDER?

YEAH. A COUPLE CHEESEBURGERS AND 2 COKES.

WE COULD HAVE--

NO, WE'RE OFF THAT TRIP, MAN.

-WE DON'T--MM-MMM. -WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WE DON'T SERVE ANIMAL HOSTILITIES--

DEAD, DECAYING FLESH--

WELL, JUST GET US 2 COKES, HUH?

YEAH, WELL, IT'S BAD KARMA, BROTHER.

HEY...

I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER,

AND TURN DOWN THAT CRAPPY MUSIC.

HEY, PEACE, BROTHER.

[MUSIC VOLUME LOWERS]

OH, MY GOD...

HEH HEH...

LOOK AT THAT.

YOU DON'T LIKE INCENSE, HUH?

HERE'S YOUR COKES, BROTHER.

"DEAR MATT, YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED

TO A PREMIERE SHOWING OF MY NEW SURFING MOVIE,

LIQUID DREAMS."

LIQUID DREAMS?

"WE ARE FEATURING A SEQUENCE ON OLD-TIMERS,

"AND THERE'S SOME GOOD FOOTAGE OF YOU.

"MATT, I REMEMBER YOU

"AS ONE OF THE BEST OF THE HOT-DOGGERS

"AND WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT THE SHOWING.

SINCERELY YOURS, JEFF FREMAN."

WOW! THAT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? THEY ACTUALLY REMEMBERED ME.

OF COURSE THEY REMEMBERED YOU.

HEY...WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD WEAR?

YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO GO TO THAT THING?

YES.

OH, COME ON.

MELISSA WOULD BE SO PROUD.

YEAH, SHE PROBABLY WOULD.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Film Narrator: GERRY LOPEZ THUNDERS DOWN

ANOTHER PIPELINE BONE-CRUSHER.

PIPELINE IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS

SURFING LOCATIONS IN THE WORLD,

AND LOPEZ HAS NEARLY BEEN KILLED AT PIPELINE

SEVERAL TIMES,

BUT CONTINUES IN PUSHING HIS LIMITS.

AFTER THE NORTH SHORE SEASON,

GERRY AND I FLEW TO CALIFORNIA

TO CATCH SOME SUMMER WAVES AT THE POINT.

THE POINT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A TRAINING GROUND

FOR GREAT SURFERS.

IT IS THE PLACE WHERE HOT-DOGGING WAS INNOVATED

BY GUYS LIKE MATT JOHNSON, JACK BARLOW,

AND LEROY SMITH.

THEY WERE THE PIONEERS,

THE FIRST ONES TO DEVELOP THE MODERN STYLE.

WE BRING YOU NOW THE GREAT MATT JOHNSON.

IS THAT YOU, DADDY? IS THAT YOU?

MATT WAS FAMOUS FOR HIS CASUAL STYLE.

HE MADE WALKING THE BOARD LOOK AS EASY

AS WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK.

AND NOW, BACK TO THE PRESENT:

GERRY LOPEZ... AT THE POINT.

[CHEERING RESUMES]

LOPEZ IS KNOWN

FOR HIS PERFORMANCE AT THE PIPELINE,

BUT HE'S VERSATILE ENOUGH...

[LOUD CHEERING]

...ACROSS THE WAVES AT THE POINT.

UNCLE JACK!

HOW ARE YOU, SWEETNESS?

BOY, HAVE YOU GROWN UP.

JACK! HA HA!

-HOW ARE YOU, PEG? -JACK!

GIVE ME A KISS.

WELCOME HOME.

WELCOME HOME.

GOOD SWELL.

HOW BIG ARE THE SETS?

4, 5. BETTER AT LOW TIDE.

-HA HA HA HA! -HA HA HA HA!

WHOO!

HA HA HA HA!

GOD DARN IT!

HOW LONG'S IT BEEN? 3 YEARS?

YUP.

HEAR ABOUT LEROY?

HA HA HA HA...

WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING?

HE'S BEEN RIDING 25-FOOT PIPELINE.

TEARING IT UP. HE'S STILL AN ANIMAL.

FIGURES HE'D BE THE ONE TO DO IT.

YOU'D BE PROUD OF HIM.

BEEN DOING A LOT OF SURFING, MATT?

NAH.

NO. JUST WHEN IT'S NECESSARY.

LET'S GO RIDE SOME WAVES.

HEY!

WHOO!

HEY, BARLOW, BABY!

WHOO! JACK! ALL RIGHT!

HEY!

YAAA-HOOO!

JACK BARLOW, REINCARNATED!

HOW'S IT, BROTHER?

GLAD YOU'RE STILL KICKIN', OLD BOY.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

BACK FROM THE DEAD, MAN, HUH?

YEAH.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

WENT DRINKING WITH BEAR LAST NIGHT.

YEAH?

AND AS USUAL, I GOT CLOBBERED.

HA HA HA! HOW IS BEAR?

ALL SCREWED UP. LOST EVERYTHING:

WIFE LEFT HIM, DRANK UP ALL HIS MONEY,

SCREWED HIMSELF UP.

HE'S A GONER, MAN.

I THOUGHT ABOUT BEAR A LOT

WHILE I WAS OVER THERE.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

I'M THE CANDY MAN, JACK.

I SELL CONTRABAND TO THE CHILDREN.

PHARMACEUTICALS.

WHICH WAY YOU WANNA GO?

UP, DOWN, SIDEWAYS?

LYSERGIC ACID, MAN.

MAKIN' A FORTUNE. THE KIDS EAT IT LIKE POPCORN.

DRUG DEGENERATE.

GET SOME WAVES.

WHOO-HOO!

YAAAA-HA!

Matt: SEEN SALLY YET?

Jack: NO. I CAME RIGHT HERE.

[RINGS DOORBELL]

YEAH?

UH, I'M LOOKING FOR SALLY JACOBSON.

WELL, SALLY'S MY WIFE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

UH...

OH, I KNOW YOU... JACK.

LOOK, UH, MAYBE NOW'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME.

YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED.

UM, I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE HER...

IF YOU DON'T MIND.

I'LL TELL HER YOU WERE BY, OK?

Jack: HEY, WAXER! WHERE ARE YA?

LEROY'S COME ALL THE WAY FROM THE ISLANDS TO SEE YA!

[DRUNKENLY] OK, JOHNSON,

IT'S UP TO YOU. WHERE IS HE?

[DRUNKENLY] THIS IS IT. I KNOW IT.

THIS IS THE PLACE. I'VE BEEN HERE.

I KNOW THIS IS... THE SPOT.

HEY, I LIKE THAT.

THANK YOU.

I LEARNED IT IN THE ISLANDS.

[BELCHES]

HERE. HAVE SOME WINE.

WAXER ALWAYS LIKED WINE.

YOU KNOW, THERE WASN'T ONE OF US HE COULDN'T...

YOU KNOW, DRINK UNDER THE TABLE.

HE COULD DRINK!

THAT'S 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BRAINS.

HE WAS THE MOST RADICAL GUY I EVER KNEW.

REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE SURFING DOWN SOUTH?

WE HAD THOSE CHICKS FROM LAGUNA?

REMEMBER, WE STOPPED OFF FOR SOME DOUGHNUTS?

YOU REMEMBER WHAT HE DID?

HA HA HA HA!

WE GOT THOSE DOUGHNUTS. WE CAME BACK OUT.

WAXER IS UP ON THE HOOD...

HE'S STARK NAKED, AND HE'S GOT HIS ARMS OUT,

AND HE'S POSING LIKE A HOOD ORNAMENT!

I WAS DRIVING--

YOU GOT IN THE CAR, DROVE AROUND,

EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING AND YELLING.

CHICKS WERE YELLING AND SCREAMING.

WHOO!

HO! HO!

YOU FORGOT TO MENTION ONE THING:

HE HAD A GLAZED DOUGHNUT

AROUND HIS LITTLE BITTY THING.

WAXER WAS HANGING ONE.

THAT WAS IN YOUR '40, UH...

IT WAS THE BELCHFIRE ONE, BARLOW,

DODGE.

BOY, I NEVER THOUGHT OLD WAXER

WOULD END UP IN THE BONEYARD.

I WONDER IF HE WAS SCARED WHEN HE DIED.

HOW ABOUT YOU, JACK?

WERE YOU SCARED OVER THERE?

YEAH.

YES, I WAS. YEAH.

LET'S GET ON WITH WHAT WE CAME HERE TO DO.

WE'RE GATHERED HERE

TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT OUR FRIEND JIM KING.

WE CALLED HIM WAXER.

I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT...

HE WAS A GOOD SURFER...

AND A REALLY GREAT GUY.

HE HAD A NICE CUTBACK,

RODE THE NOSE REAL WELL.

HE WAS KIND OF SCREWED UP IN THE WAY HE TREATED WOMEN,

BUT...HE ALWAYS GOT THE ONE HE WANTED.

SO IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY

'CAUSE HE WAS JUST A GOOD GUY

ALL THE WAY AROUND.

HE ALWAYS GAVE PEOPLE WAVES.

JUST GIVE 'EM A WAVE.

HE'D ALWAYS STICK UP FOR HIS FRIENDS IN A FIGHT.

HE WASN'T WORTH A DAMN,

BUT HE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT IN THERE.

I DON'T EVER REMEMBER A BIG DAY

THAT WAXER WOULDN'T GO OUT

AND RIDE WITH HIS FRIENDS.

WAXER WAS OUR FRIEND...

A LITTLE PART OF US...

AND WE'RE GONNA MISS HIM.

HEY...

LEROY, GET UP. COME ON.

AMEN.

Jack: AMEN.

Leroy: AMEN.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT.

[SNIFFS]

I DON'T THINK I CAN STAY WITH YOU AND PEG ANYMORE, MATT.

WHERE YOU GOING?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S TIME I MOVE INLAND, GET A JOB, PAY TAXES,

THE WHOLE DAMN THING.

LISTEN, IF ANY YOU GUYS EVER NEED A PLACE TO CRASH,

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

GOING BACK UP NORTH?

YEAH. IT'S COLD.

WELL, I HEAR THERE'S WAVES UP THERE NO MAN'S EVER SEEN.

Jack: WHO KNOWS WHERE THE WIND COMES FROM?

IS IT THE BREATH OF GOD?

WHO KNOWS WHAT REALLY MAKES THE CLOUDS?

WHERE DO THE GREAT SWELLS COME FROM

AND FOR WHAT?

ONLY THAT NOW IT WAS TIME,

AND WE HAD WAITED SO LONG.

[RINGS DOORBELL]

MATT?

MATT!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

MRS. BARLOW, I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME

FIND OUT WHERE JACK IS

OR A NUMBER I COULD CALL HIM THIS AFTERNOON.

WELL, I--I--I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

YOU KNOW, HE'S MOVED AROUND A LOT.

HE'S UP ON THE TOWER 5 DAYS A WEEK.

YOU COULD CALL THE RANGER HEADQUARTERS.

OH, I TRIED. THEY WEREN'T ANY HELP.

YOU STILL WITH PEGGY?

-YEAH. -OH.

WE GOT MARRIED.

SHE'S A GREAT GAL.

HOW'S MELISSA?

GROWING UP REAL FAST.

YEAH.

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU KIDS WERE GROWING UP.

IT SEEMS LIKE SUCH A SHORT TIME TO BE KIDS.

UH, WAS THERE SOMETHING IMPORTANT,

YOUR WANTING TO SEE JACK?

THERE'S A SWELL, A BIG SWELL.

AH.

IT'S ABOUT THE BEST ONE I CAN REMEMBER SEEING.

I SAW BEAR. HE, UH, SAID I OUGHT TO TRY AND FIND EVERYBODY.

HOW'S LEROY?

I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN 3 YEARS.

HE'S UP NORTH SOMEPLACE.

YOU KNOW, MRS. BARLOW,

THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO STRAIGHTEN OUT.

WHAT'S THAT, MATT?

WELL, I DID A LOT OF THINGS AROUND HERE I'M ASHAMED OF.

YOU KNOW, I TORE UP YOUR LAWN WITH MY '40 FORD.

MANY TIMES.

TOOK MY PANTS OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.

OH, YES.

I EVEN PASSED OUT IN YOUR CLOSET,

BUT I NEVER-- AND I--

I DON'T KNOW WHO COULD HAVE IF I DIDN'T--

BUT I NEVER-- AND I REPEAT--

I NEVER EVER PISSED IN YOUR STEAM IRON.

OH, DEAR HEAVENS.

[SIGHS AND LAUGHS]

HA HA HA.

AW, MATT.

MATT, YOU SHOWED UP!

HA HA HA!

YOU'RE DRUNK.

YEAH, WELL, SO WHAT?

HA HA HA.

OH, MATT, IT'S A GREAT SWELL.

IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE NOTHING

ANYBODY HAS EVER SEEN.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN OUT HERE LIKE THIS, BEAR?

ARE JACK AND LEROY GOING TO BE HERE TOMORROW?

ARE THEY GOING TO BE HERE? DID YOU CALL THEM?

YEAH, I CALLED THEM.

YEAH.

LOOK RIGHT OVER THERE.

GO ON, LOOK OVER THERE BEHIND THOSE PILINGS.

HA HA HA HA.

I BROUGHT HER TO YOU.

SHE'S YOURS NOW.

YOU KNOW, ALL THESE YEARS

THERE WERE DAMN FEW THINGS THAT REALLY MATTERED.

BUT THE THING THAT MATTERED THE MOST

WAS KNOWING HOW YOU THREE FELT ABOUT ME,

THAT YOU RESPECTED ME,

AND THAT YOU FELT I'D GIVEN YOU SOMETHING.

LET'S GO HOME, BEAR.

PEGGY'S GOT SOME WARM FOOD,

AND MELISSA'D LIKE TO SEE YOU. LET'S GO HOME.

OH, NO. HA HA HA. NO.

NO. HA HA HA HA.

OH, NO.

THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE TOMORROW, BEAR.

I NEVER GOT AHOLD OF 'EM.

THEY'RE ALL GONE.

IT'S JUST ME AND YOU. THERE'S NOBODY ELSE.

IT'S ALL GONE. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT!

COME ON, LET'S GO HOME.

NO. NO. MATT, DON'T.

COME ON, BEAR, LET'S GO HOME AND GET WARM.

COME BACK TOMORROW.

LEAVE ME ALONE. GO ON!

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

TAKE IT AND GET OUT!

WHERE YOU GOING SO EARLY?

A GOOD SWELL.

JUST THOUGHT I'D GO SURFING.

BE CAREFUL.

I KNOW YOU GUYS AREN'T STUPID, BUT THESE KIDS ARE GOING OUT

NO MATTER HOW BIG IT IS.

I'VE NEVER SEEN IT PUMP IN LIKE THIS. IT'S STEAMING HERE.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU.

Lifeguard: YOU PEOPLE THERE,

MOVE ON BACK AND OUT OF THE ROAD.

CLEAR THE ROAD, PLEASE. NOW, MOVE BACK.

WE REQUEST YOU STAY OFF THE BEACH ROAD.

KEEP THE ROADS CLEARED FOR EMERGENCY VEHICLES.

ALL SWIMMERS AND SURFERS

ARE ASKED TO GET OUT OF THE WATER

AND OFF THE BEACH FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!

HEY. HEY. THAT'S LOPEZ.

WHOA. LET'S GO!

Lifeguard: ALL SURFERS, OUT OF THE WATER.

WE HAVE EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS CONDITIONS.

GET OUT OF THE WATER. YOU ARE IN A RIPTIDE.

ALL SURFERS, SWIMMERS, GET OUT OF THE WATER.

YOU ARE IN A RIPTIDE.

GO GET 'EM, GERRY.

[SIRENS]

PLEASE KEEP THE ROADS OPEN FOR EMERGENCY...

GOOD SWELL.

IT'S A BOSS SWELL.

BEAR CALLED IT.

YEAH.

IT'S OUTRAGEOUS.

JESUS, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!

THAT'S JUST A LEMON NEXT TO THE PIE.

WHAT?

I SAID, THAT'S A LEMON NEXT TO THE PIE.

THAT'S NOTHING. IT'S GONNA GET BIGGER.

CAME UP THIS MORNING, JUST STARTED PUMPING, MAN.

IT SAID 6 TO 8.

IT'S GOT TO BE 10 FEET.

MUST BE MORE NOW.

MUST BE MORE LIKE 15.

WOW, THOSE KIDS ARE CRAZY.

MATT!

UGH!

AREN'T YOU MATT JOHNSON?

YEAH.

HEY, THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

I TELL YOU,

THAT WAS THE HOTTEST RIDE I'VE EVER SEEN.

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT.

KEEP IT.

WHAT?

IF IT EVER GETS BIG AGAIN, YOU CAN GO AND RIDE IT.

HEY, DO YOU SURF, MAN?

ARE YOU A SURFER?

OH, NO.

NOT ME.

I'M--I'M JUST A GARBAGE MAN.

SEE YOU AROUND.

Leroy: LOPEZ.

HE'S AS GOOD AS THEYALWAYS SAID HE WAS.

Matt: SO WERE WE.

[LAUGHING]

YEAH, WE DREW THE LINE, HUH?

YOU SURE YOU CAN DRIVE HOME LIKE THAT?

YEAH.

YEAH, PEGGY WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

YOU GUYS KEEP IN TOUCH, HUH?

YOU, TOO, OLD MAN.

BARLOW, CATCH YOU LATER.

LEROY.

MATT.

TAKE CARE.

YEAH.

♪♪ WE WERE FRIENDS ♪♪

♪♪ WHO RODE THE WAVES ♪♪

♪♪ THE TIME WE SPENT IN OUR YOUNGER DAY ♪♪

♪♪ WAS ALL IN FUN ♪♪

♪♪ OH, THE GOOD TIMES THAT WE HAD ♪♪

♪♪ WE WERE YOUNG AND IT WAS FINE ♪♪

♪♪ TO FEEL YOUR SPIRIT AS IT CLIMBS ♪♪

♪♪ THERE'RE NO REGRETS ♪♪

♪♪ ONLY GOOD TIMES ♪♪

♪♪ OHH OHH OHH ♪♪

♪♪ WE WERE FRIENDS IN YOUNGER DAYS ♪♪

♪♪ ALTHOUGH WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS ♪♪

♪♪ YOU WERE MY FRIEND ♪♪

♪♪ YOU NEVER TURNED AWAY ♪♪

♪♪ WHO CAN SAY WHAT LIFE WILL DO ♪♪

♪♪ LIFE IS KIND TO JUST A FEW ♪♪

♪♪ THERE'RE NO REGRETS ♪♪

♪♪ ONLY GOOD TIMES ♪♪

♪♪ OHH OHH OHH ♪♪

♪♪ IN TIME WE WILL GROW ♪♪

♪♪ WE WILL CHANGE ♪♪

♪♪ AS FREE AS THE WIND AND THE WAVES ♪♪

♪♪ LIVE YOUR LIFE THE WAY YOU CHOOSE ♪♪

♪♪ FIND THE ONES WHO LAUGH WITH YOU ♪♪

♪♪ LIKE THE SEA ♪♪

♪♪ WILL FIND ITS WAY TO SHORE ♪♪

♪♪ AS THE SUN SINKS FROM THE SKY ♪♪

♪♪ LIVE YOUR LIFE AND YOU WILL FIND ♪♪

♪♪ THERE'RE NO REGRETS ♪♪

♪♪ ONLY GOOD TIMES ♪♪

♪♪ ONLY GOOD TIMES ♪♪