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* If you crack the shell you'll get pearls *

* around your neck

* in a sea so deep, we find our home among the wreck *

* if you mine me out, you'd find gold for every stone *

* in a cage so dark, my love, you'd never be alone *

* but your hard hard heart, never breaks, no never sings *

* your hard hard heart, never burns, no never wins *

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(thud)

(grunting)

(laughing)

(piano playing)

(grunting)

(laughing)

(applause)

KATE: Bye!

Bye.

Aww.

Bye sweetheart.

GIRL: Do I get a fist bump?

WOMAN: Nice.

High five?

Awesome.

GIRL: I'll miss you, Miss Carter.

KATE: Aw, I'll miss you too.

Bye.

GIRL: Bye!

(door squeaks)

(door closes)

ALLAN: Well that's the last of 'em.

You know what time it is now?

It's party time.

* It's party time, party time, *

* it's party time in the teacher's lounge! *

KATE: Well I really miss you.

BRAD: Me too.

KATE: I...I'm really glad you had time to talk,

I just wish you could have come out here,

you know, it's so beautiful.

BRAD: I wish I could have made it work with my schedule.

Say, isn't there a going away party being thrown

in your honour?

KATE: Yeah.

I mean I could go to the party or I could stay here with you.

BRAD: Kate, anybody could walk in.

KATE: I know.

You know, we could...

BRAD: (coughing)

KATE: Are you okay?

BRAD: Yeah, that's why I always keep an emergency water handy.

KATE: Heh.

BRAD: I love you One-Week-From-Now- Mrs-Cholowski.

KATE: Aww, I love you too,

Current-And-Forever- Mr-Cholowski.

(laughing)

BRAD: I should go.

Enjoy your party.

KATE: Okay.

I'll see you soon, honey.

Bye.

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KATE: (laughing)

Amazing.

JOE: Hey!

(laughing)

We were... we were dancing.

Uh, Kate!

Uh, I guess this is your last weekend of freedom.

KATE: Well I always wanna think of myself as free,

whether I'm married or not, Mr Shay.

JOE: You know, it's a party, you're leaving tomorrow,

I'm not your assistant principle anymore.

You know, I want you to think of me as Joe.

KATE: Okay.

JOE: And I know you have an interest in literature,

you know, and back at mine I have some first editions

that I would love to show you.

KATE: Uh, well I'm sure your first editions are um,

impressive...

you know have my own waiting for me back home.

So...

ALLAN: Joe you sly fox, you hitting on Miss Katie again?

JOE: Uh, yes, yes I was, but I had a better line this time.

I've been working on it, and oh, I'm being

dragged away now, yeah, okay.

KATE: (laughing)

Thank you.

ALLAN: Sorry.

I have no idea how to explain what that was.

KATE: It's...it's okay, I'm used to it by now,

and to be fair, he did put a little bit more effort into it;

this time it wasn't all just smiling and,

you know, bumping against me, so.

ALLAN: Yes, he is getting better.

KATE: Yeah.

ALLAN: As we all are, thanks to you.

KATE: Aw, you're sweet.

ALLAN: I gotta go do something.

WOMAN: Now, come this way.

KATE: Oh...

ALLAN: Excuse me, everyone?

As we all know, tonight is our last night with Kate.

She's leaving us tomorrow morning,

back to civilization, and to her family,

and to get married.

We wanna thank you for coming up all the way to our

little community and giving of yourself.

It takes a special person to come up here and live

and work with us out of the goodness of their heart.

(sighs)

'Cause we know it's not for the money.

KATE: (chuckles)

ALLAN: It's not for everyone, but you fit right in,

and we really wish we could talk you into coming back to us.

JOE: Me too.

ALLAN: Kate, although it's only been a short time,

we will miss you.

We love you, and you will always be a part of our family.

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(wind blowing)

ALLAN: Alright, enough of this, let's dance!

(cheer)

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ANNOUNCER (over radio): Man, now that was some

storm last night, huh?

You're waking up to a record snowfall,

Sorenson Lake, be prepared folks,

our little town is buried,

it's gonna be days before we get everything

up and running again.

On the bright side though, if you're already,

you know, toasty warm at home, maybe still in bed,

stay there.

No one's gonna be working today.

Stay tuned for more updates.

Coming up next in sports, top of the hour, we'll--.

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(thud)

(thud)

(thud)

(thud)

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KATE: (grunts)

(gasp)

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KATE: Great.

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(knocking)

(unzipping luggage)

KATE: Ugh.

(rustling)

KATE: (sighing)

(vehicle approaching)

(vehicle approaching)

(revving)

(snowmobile stops)

KATE: Hello.

Hi.

(door sticks)

(bang)

(door opens)

KATE: Uh, excuse me.

Are you the pilot?

When do we leave?

REDFORD: Do I look like a pilot?

KATE: Okay...uh, so where are the pilots then?

REDFORD: Do you see a runway out there?

KATE: Uh, nope.

REDFORD: Because it's under three feet of snow.

They can't land the plane or take off without a runway,

hence, no pilots.

KATE: Okay, but I, I have a ticket for a flight that leaves today,

to Snowy Pines.

REDFORD: Yeah, so do I.

KATE: Uh, I...I'm getting married in a couple of days,

in Snowy Pines.

REDFORD: Hah.

Good luck with that.

(door thuds)

KATE: Hey!

Where, where are you going?

Will you just, can you just stop for a second?

(thud)

REDFORD: Ow!

Ah!

KATE: I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You, you were just gonna leave me here,

you can't just leave me here.

REDFORD: Who throws a candle?

KATE: I just really need to get to Snowy Pines.

REDFORD: Lady, I mind my own business.

KATE: Okay, well so do I, but sometimes,

I like to help people.

REDFORD: Lady.

KATE: Okay.

When do you think the runways are gonna be open.

REDFORD: A week.

KATE: A week.

What about the roads.

REDFORD: 72 hours.

KATE: 72 hours?

I don't, haha, I don't have 72 hours,

so what am I supposed to do here?

Are you, are you going on this thing?

Will you take me with you?

Why don't I just go with you, I will pay you.

REDFORD: I'm sorry, no.

I don't need the extra baggage.

(snowmobile starts)

(engine revving)

(video game music)

(dog barking)

KATE: (grunting)

KATE: Hello.

I'm Kate Carter, I'm a teacher at Kamatnak.

Is it...Preston?

Hi Preston, uh, hey, you wouldn't happen to

have this snowmobile for sale, would ya?

WEDDING PLANNER: So, as we've discussed, we're thinking that maybe

we could start here and then go back out through

the other side.

EDWARD: Uh, Cindy!

Cindy, what are you doing, I told you that the sign,

it hangs in the centre, above to cover the...

WEDDING PLANNER: We can actually hang the sign here--.

EDWARD: Excuse me.

Cindy!

Your sister's wedding, hello?

CINDY: Pastor dude told me I can't stick anything

on that Holy guy.

I don't know what to do with all that stuff.

EDWARD: Diane, why is he not cooperating with us,

this was supposed to be a done deal,

gah, when is Kate gonna be here?

CINDY: Brad went to pick her up at the airport.

EDWARD: Well, I should hope so.

Because I am tired of all this falling on to me.

You know, 'cause I don't need this.

I'm married already, am I not married already?

DIANE: Are you giving me a choice, dear?

EDWARD: That is not funny, do not say that,

none of you are funny.

Nobody listens to me, you're all against me,

and I don't know why--.

Brad, Brad!

Where's Kate?

BRAD: Everything's fine, she's just gonna be

a little bit late.

DIANE: Late?

EDWARD: How late?

BRAD: Well...

(snowmobile revving)

REDFORD: Alright.

(sniff)

Hey, uh, so some bad news.

Got a pretty bad storm up here,

so no planes in or out.

Probably no graters on the road for 72 hours,

so I'm gonna jump on my sled.

It's about a three day trek.

I won't have any cellphone reception so I'll call you

when I can, but I'll be there.

(snowmobile approaching)

(snowmobile approaching)

(snowmobile stops)

KATE: Look, I'm not asking for any favours.

You're not even gonna know I'm there,

I'm just gonna follow you.

REDFORD: No.

KATE: (scoffs)

Well you can't stop me.

What are you gonna do with that?

Huh?

Are you gonna shoot me?

Is Mr Big Man here gonna shoot me,

is that what you're trying to say?

'Cause I don't scare that easily,

Mr Big Man.

(engine roars)

KATE: (gasps)

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KATE: Ugh!

(snowmobile starts)

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(engine idles)

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(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine idles)

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(engine idles)

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(rustling)

(branch clatters)

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(engine revving)

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(engine revving)

(snowmobile stops)

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REDFORD: Go back!

KATE: Jerk!

(engine revving)

KATE: Ahhh!!

(crash)

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REDFORD: Are you okay?

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REDFORD: Damn.

Come on.

KATE: (shriek)

Get off me!

(hitting)

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KATE: What was that all about!?

REDFORD: I saved your life!

KATE: Is that what that was?

REDFORD: Well you're alive, aren't you?

KATE: This whole thing is your fault!

REDFORD: Lady, I told you to go home!

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(keys jingle)

REDFORD: What is wrong with you, lady?

KATE: (growls)

REDFORD: This place is known as the Deep Valley to the locals,

they know it, you can leave your bags and hire somebody

to come get them.

KATE: Why don't you just let me ride on the back of that thing,

and then as soon as we get to Snowy Pines I will hop off,

I will pay you some money.

REDFORD: No, I don't want your money.

KATE: Okay, look, I'm sorry.

I should not have tried to follow you,

but you can't blame a girl for wanting to get to her wedding

on time, and, and, and now we're both here and we both

need to get to Snowy Pines, so--.

REDFORD: You know what, I have an idea.

Why don't you just push your wedding.

KATE: (laughing)

You can't, you can't push a-- you can't push a wedding!

There are guests coming in, there's flowers that are

supposed to be arriving today, the venue's been booked

for like a year, where are you going,

come on.

(whimper)

Will you please please please please,

will you please just just take me on your

snow thingy?

You, come on, you can't just leave me--.

REDFORD: (shouts) Come on!

Really!?

One bag.

KATE: One bag.

REDFORD: No more hitting.

KATE: No hitting.

REDFORD: And do us both a favour, no more talking.

KATE: I, 'kay, I am mute.

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EDWARD: You're the one who insisted,

at considerable expense I might add,

that the muffs be real fur.

DIANE: Yes well in your vast experience in dealing with muffs, dear,

don't you think it's best to stick to the real thing?

BRAD: Uh, okay, so here's the latest.

She's on her way here now, and she's still

riding a snowmobile with a guy,

but they'll be here in three days and she says not to

cancel anything.

EDWARD: Dear Lord.

Do you have any idea how this affects me?

DIANE: Yes dear.

It's all about you.

(kiss)

DIANE: What else?

BRAD: Just that she's sorry she's not here yet,

and she knows it's a major inconvenience,

for you especially.

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BRAD: Uh...just don't cancel anything.

She'll deal with whatever's left when she gets back.

DIANE: Okay.

I'll um, I'll deal with the planner.

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EDWARD: Uh, Brad, why don't you go to your future

mother-in-law, and comfort her.

Cindy!

(chair scrapes)

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EDWARD: (laughing)

Uh, so...you....don't.

CINDY: Don't?

EDWARD: Don't.

(engine revving)

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(match strike)

(lantern creaks)

KATE: Whose...whose place is this?

REDFORD: No idea.

But it's shelter.

Think you can manage to start a fire?

KATE: Uh-huh, yep.

REDFORD: Alright, kindling's there.

I'll go and get some more firewood.

KATE: Okay.

(door creaks)

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(match strike)

(match strike)

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KATE: Hmm.

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(lantern clacks)

(thud)

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(squirting)

(squirting)

KATE: Oh, ugh.

Hmm.

(squirting)

(air huffs from empty bottle)

KATE: (sighs)

(match strike)

(loud bang)

KATE: Kate!

Kate!

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KATE: (gasping)

REDFORD: (gasping)

(match strike)

KATE: Still nothing.

Still nothing.

REDFORD: Three things to make a fire.

Fuel.

Spark.

Oxygen.

That's it.

For your face.

I guess I'll sleep on the floor.

KATE: Um, that's okay, I, I--.

REDFORD: No, I'll go get my sleeping bag.

You just...take that.

(door opens and shuts)

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(door opens and shuts)

REDFORD: (huffs)

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REDFORD: (huffs)

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REDFORD: (sigh)

Damn light.

Son of a--.

KATE: No, you know what, let me do it.

Okay, how do I, uh...

REDFORD: Remove one of the necessary elements.

There you go.

Congratulations.

(rustling)

KATE: Redford?

REDFORD: What?

KATE: Thank you.

REDFORD: Goodnight.

KATE: Night.

(owl hooting)

(fire crackling)

(sleeping bag rustling)

(door creaks open and shut)

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REDFORD: (shivers)

Ohh.

Alright.

(door creaks)

REDFORD: Ooh, that's cold.

Ohh.

(huffs)

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(footsteps)

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(creaking)

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KATE: Redford!

Redford!

REDFORD: Lady, come on!

You couldn't choose a better time than this?

Ugh!

(door creaks)

TRAPPER: In or out, cowboy, you're letting the cold in.

Well, looks like we got ourselves

a menage a travoir here.

This one here is yours I suppose?

What do you think this heres pelt's worth?

REDFORD: I'm not in the fur business.

TRAPPER: Well, take a guess.

REDFORD: I don't speculate.

TRAPPER: My cabin, my rules, cowboy.

What do you think this pale quiver in the corner's worth,

in the open market?

REDFORD: I'm guessing not much.

TRAPPER: (laughing)

I'm guessing you're right.

You can go, missy.

KATE: You--I--I can just go?

TRAPPER: Yeah, go, get out of here,

get on that machine of yours, and get the hell out of here

and off my trap line.

REDFORD: Come on, let's go.

TRAPPER: Ah-ah!

Not you, cowboy.

You stay put.

KATE: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

(scoffs)

TRAPPER: Do I look like I'm kidding?

KATE: Yeah, okay.

Oh!

I need the keys.

TRAPPER: Give her the keys.

(keys jingle)

KATE: Thanks.

(door opens and shuts)

TRAPPER: (laughing)

(gargling)

(spitting)

It's harsh.

(laughing)

(snowmobile revving outside)

TRAPPER: Blrrr.

Ah.

I had a good day today.

Really I did.

But I didn't think it was gonna turn out this good.

Come on, you got a pretty mouth.

(laughing)

It's just you and me.

Really cold outside.

Huh?

We're far far away from everything.

(door clacks)

TRAPPER: God damn it lady we had a deal!

(thud)

(crash)

REDFORD: Let's go, let's go!

(engine idling)

KATE:(mocking) What's she worth to you?

Oh, not much.

REDFORD: What are you upset about,

it's not your hide he was interested in!

KATE: Ah!

TRAPPER: Don't go, cowboy!

I got the coonskins in there if you wanna stay!

Ugh!

(thud)

TRAPPER: Fox pelts!

Beaver!!

Ugh.

I'm so lonely.

(birds chirping)

(rustling)

REDFORD: I can't believe that your heap of a fire

is still burning.

KATE: Well I can't believe you left my bags back there.

The one thing we've learned is to not leave me in charge

of building fires.

REDFORD: Yeah.

But that looks good on you.

Better on you than me.

KATE: What a night.

I'm starving.

REDFORD: There's some beef jerky in that bag.

KATE: So?

What's your story?

REDFORD: Wha...what story?

KATE: Well I mean you live out in the middle of nowhere

because...?

REDFORD: Because it suits me?

KATE: Okay, well what do you do?

REDFORD: About what?

KATE: For a living.

REDFORD: I don't ask pointless questions,

how about that?

KATE: Ah, okay.

Well in my experience guys like you live out--gah,

out in the middle of nowhere for two reasons.

One is money, and the other is to be alone,

so I'm guessing a bit of both with you.

Uh, are you a...oil rigger?

Um, miner?

Construction worker, mechanic?

REDFORD: No, and why don't you just stop talking?

KATE: So we can take Public Relations off the list?

REDFORD: (laughing)

And what about you?

KATE: What about me?

REDFORD: What's a rich city girl doing living out in

Sorenson Lake?

KATE: What?

REDFORD: Well I mean you got a $10,000 ring on.

KATE: Well I didn't buy it.

REDFORD: Okay, so he's the rich one, yeah.

KATE: I teach out here because I wanna

make the community better.

Helping people is what matters to me.

It's 15, by the way.

REDFORD: 15 what?

KATE: The ring.

You were impressively close though.

REDFORD: They've gone up in price.

KATE: Oooh, well there's a little crack in the armour.

Stoic Redford bought a diamond,

but I'm guessing not for the girl you're about to go see.

What's her name?

REDFORD: Jodi.

KATE: Jodi.

Hmm.

Does she spell it with an 'i' or a 'y'?

REDFORD: With an 'i'.

KATE: Does she dot her 'i' with a little heart?

She work at Hooters?

I'm sorry, I'm not being nice.

REDFORD: It's fine, 'cause nice won't get you across the river.

KATE: And being a jerk will?

REDFORD: I guess we'll see, won't we.

KATE: (sighs)

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REDFORD: You...you go make yourself comfortable.

KATE: Okay.

REDFORD: I'll do all the hard work, that's fine.

KATE: Okay, thanks.

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(engine revving)

KATE: Stop!

REDFORD: What, no, we got ground to cover--.

KATE: I have to pee.

REDFORD: No, no, before dark, if we don't make it--.

KATE: Okay, it's your jumpsuit,

let's keep going then.

REDFORD: (sighs)

KATE: I'll be five minutes.

Less.

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KATE: Ugh.

KATE: Redford!

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(rustling)

KATE: My zipper's stuck, can you help me?

Come on, hurry.

REDFORD: Come on.

Alright.

KATE: What are you-- oh, God.

Just...

REDFORD: Okay.

There.

KATE: Thanks.

REDFORD: Think you can handle it from here?

KATE: Yeah.

Okay, go away.

Ugh, come on, you've got to be kidding me.

Ugh.

Come on.

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(zip)

KATE: (grunting)

(rustling in bushes)

KATE: (grunting)

(zip)

KATE: Okay, got it.

Ah!

What are you doing, get off me!

REDFORD: Shh, do not move.

Play dead.

(bear growls)

REDFORD:(whispering) Do not make a sound.

(bear growling and huffing)

(bear growling and huffing)

(bear growling and huffing)

(bear roars)

(bear roars)

(bear growling and huffing)

(bear growling and huffing)

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(bear sniffing)

(bear growling)

(bear thudding on snowmobile)

KATE: I don't have to pee anymore.

KATE: Well...better some beans and fruit than us, right?

REDFORD: I don't think it would have been much of a question

on which one of us it was.

(sigh)

I guess now we're on foot.

Come on.

KATE: Okay.

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(snow crunching)

KATE: Woops.

We lost?

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REDFORD: Ugh.

(huffs)

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(zip)

REDFORD: We'll have to cross it.

We go around, it'll add an extra day.

And we don't have the food, or we'll probably freeze, too.

KATE: I also have to be at the church in two days,

so yeah, let's go.

(snow crunching)

REDFORD: We gotta turn back.

KATE: What?

Hey, why?

I've seen cars go across lakes before,

one guy even had a motor home.

(stomps)

It's gotta be like, two feet of ice under us.

REDFORD: Yeah, but somewhere between here and that shore,

this two feet of ice is gonna go down to a quarter of an inch.

KATE: I say we cross it.

REDFORD: Yeah well I didn't ask you.

KATE: Well I don't wait to be asked, sometimes.

REDFORD: Listen, lady, my hide is mine to lose or save, yours?

See, this is exactly why I mind my own business.

Now you're my responsibility.

KATE: I'm not your responsibility, okay?

I'm a big girl, I decided to come on this trip.

All I'm saying is, if you're willing to try,

then I'm willing to try.

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REDFORD: You realize if we go through,

there's no going back.

KATE: Yes, I realize that.

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REDFORD: Okay.

KATE: Okay.

It'll be fine.

Come on.

You're so pessimistic.

EDWARD: Hey.

BRAD: Hi, Edward.

EDWARD: I know, Brad, that you're sick with worry,

I know exactly how you feel.

BRAD: I don't know what to do.

I was thinking maybe we should send out a search party,

or something?

EDWARD: We've been through a lot,

you and me.

I think it's time I show you a special little something.

I learned this along the way, go ahead,

take your socks off, come on now.

Okay.

Now see, some men prefer scotch,

other men prefer golf.

Even others prefer the, well the company of prostitutes.

I'm gonna show you my little secret that I use every time

I just can't take it anymore.

Now put your feet flat on this carpet,

and now, take a breath, and try to pick it up with your

toes as you exhale.

(inhale)

(sigh)

(inhale)

You see?

Di thinks I made this up but I actually saw it in a movie.

(laughing)

BRAD: This is really good.

EDWARD: Mm.

DIANE: Poor Kate.

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REDFORD: You need to stay at least four feet back, alright?

KATE: Okay, Mr Know-It-All.

So, let me guess, are you a nature guy?

No.

Handyman?

Janitor?

Garbage collector?

REDFORD: You really have a low opinion of me,

don't you lady?

KATE: Skate sharpener, professional snowshoe-er,

birthday clown.

REDFORD: If I tell you will you please shut up!?

KATE: Yes!

REDFORD: Fine.

I spend my time in the woods, quietly,

avoiding women like you--.

(crackling)

KATE: Redford.

Redford?!

Redford, listen, the ice is cracking!

Ah!

(splash)

(splashing)

KATE: (gasping)

REDFORD: Oh my God.

Get up.

(gasping)

(splashing)

REDFORD: Okay.

Get up, come on, we gotta get up.

We gotta go.

We gotta get dry.

Come on.

KATE: (whimpering)

REDFORD: Here we are.

(gasping)

KATE: Redford?

Redford, come on.

Okay.

Light a fire.

Light a fire.

Okay.

REDFORD: (groaning)

KATE: (gasping)

REDFORD: (grunting)

(gasping)

KATE: Okay, come on.

Ah!

REDFORD: I'm so cold, so cold...

KATE: Okay, I got this.

Oh.

REDFORD: Get a fire going.

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KATE: Come on.

REDFORD: So cold.

KATE: Ugh.

(strikes match)

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KATE: Okay, come on, come on, I got a fire going.

Come on, let's go.

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(fire crackling)

REDFORD: You did good.

Thank you.

CINDY: Hi.

BRAD: This is insane.

I don't know where she is, when she's gonna be back,

if she's gonna be back, or even if she's still alive

you know sometimes I think she does these things to me

on purpose I mean how am I supposed to--.

CINDY: You're tense.

BRAD: Oh, God that's good.

CINDY: You need to relax.

BRAD: Yeah.

(gulp)

You're right, I just need to relax.

Woah, woah hey, ha, maybe not that relaxed.

CINDY: Brad, you're almost family.

What could be more right than comforting each other

in our hour of need?

BRAD: I, Cindy, I don't think Kate would go for this.

CINDY: Are you saying that my sister is selfish enough

to deprive her husband-to-be of solace when she herself

has gone missing?

BRAD: Oh, you make a good point.

No, this isn't right.

CINDY: Besides, would Kate do this.

BRAD: Oh, oh my God, don't do that, ha.

CINDY: (giggles)

Are you gonna stop me?

BRAD: Oh, oh.

(thud)

CINDY: Ahh!

BRAD: Oh my God, I am so sorry,

are you, here, let me just--.

CINDY: Ow!!

(crying)

BRAD: I think it might be broken.

CINDY: (screams)

(running)

BRAD: Sorry.

REDFORD: Alright, put that up there like that,

and you can just spin around.

KATE: Excuse me?

What are you--.

(zip)

KATE: Oh.

REDFORD: If we leave the fire in damp clothes,

we'll freeze in a matter of hours.

Don't worry, you'll be next.

KATE: Uh, yeah, you wish.

REDFORD: You ain't got nothin' I haven't seen before.

KATE: How do you know what I have and haven't got?

REDFORD: Basic anatomy.

You should probably allow an inch or so for shrinkage,

probably two.

KATE: Oh.

What is it with men?

You're just always obsessed with measuring your peens.

REDFORD: Right, and you women aren't worried

about your cup sizes, huh?

Earlier I had you pegged for an ample B,

but now I'm thinking maybe a small B.

KATE: Uh, excuse me, I am a full B,

thank you very much.

REDFORD: Right, well I'll believe that when I see it.

KATE: Well, dream on.

REDFORD: Okay.

(***)

KATE: Ugh.

(zip)

(rustling)

(***)

KATE: Don't turn around.

(rustling)

(***)

KATE: So I should probably say... that you were right.

And I was wrong.

And I'm sorry.

REDFORD: Don't be sorry.

I would have done it wether or not you were with me,

so I'm sorry.

(***)

KATE: Well, this is awkward.

REDFORD: Yes.

Yes it is.

(intercom beeps)

WOMAN: Dr Till to admission.

Dr Till to admission.

EDWARD: Ohh.

(kiss)

(pat)

(cellphone rings)

EDWARD: It's Katie!

(cellphone ringging)

EDWARD: No, your pants are ringing!

BRAD: Let me-- I-- oh!

(clatter)

(thudding)

(phone ringing)

BRAD: Kate?

EDWARD: Hi Katie, it's dad.

BRAD: Of course I'd be interested in a free trip

to the Bahamas.

(bubbles gurgling)

REDFORD: (gasps)

I can't see nothin'.

(snow crunching)

(slap)

(zip)

REDFORD: I'm goin' in.

KATE: Any excuse to get naked.

Okay, 'kay, can you just leave your underwear on, please?

I don't want to see any dangly bits if you need

rescuing.

REDFORD: Yeah?

You sure?

KATE: Ugh.

REDFORD: Ah.

KATE: Wait wait wait wait wait.

REDFORD: What?

What, come on lady, it's freezing out here!

KATE: Okay, can you stop it, with the 'lady' thing?

I know you're trying to be a big man,

and everything, but it's a little demeaning, just...

come back, okay?

REDFORD: Yeah well if I don't get food or more clothes,

I might as well not come back, so.

KATE: Okay, well, give 'er.

REDFORD: Thanks.

(splash)

(fire crackling)

KATE: Ah, okay.

REDFORD: Hmm.

Would you like a piece of my dehydrated banana?

KATE: What do you think Jodi would say about that?

REDFORD: I'm sure she'd say 'better you than me.'

KATE: Well she sounds like a special lady.

REDFORD: That she is.

KATE: Well, we have some clothes,

we have some food, and...

REDFORD: Ah-ah, that is not for you.

KATE: Redford, I didn't know you knew how to read,

and Emmerson no less, huh.

REDFORD: Yeah, there's a lot of things that I know how to do

that you don't know about.

KATE: Okay.

REDFORD: You know, you'll get yourself into trouble some day

if you keep thinking you know more than you do.

KATE: To be great is to be misunderstood,

is that it?

REDFORD: None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent

or commanding, except he who listens to the whisper,

which is heard by him alone.

KATE: Hmm.

That's nice.

I haven't heard that one before, I'm impressed.

REDFORD: And what were you expecting?

KATE: Oh, I don't know, maybe a little Louis L'Amour.

REDFORD: I like Louis L'Amour.

KATE: You do!

Surprise surprise.

(laughing)

REDFORD: I suppose you're all Margaret Atwood-y, huh?

Oh woman is woe--.

KATE: You know Margaret Atwood isn't all--.

REDFORD: Oh, I'm sure when no one's looking you're watching

Sex in the City re-runs.

KATE: Heh.

You know, I have to say I'm a little surprised

that you know who Margaret Atwood even is.

REDFORD: Yeah?

Well it's really gonna break you off when I tell you

I prefer Margaret Laurence.

KATE: 'Break you off'?

You can't talk about female authors

all intelligently and then say something like

'break you off.'

You lose all ground that way.

REDFORD: I was...

I was making ground?

KATE: No.

REDFORD: (laughing)

Oh, I think I was.

KATE: Well you weren't.

REDFORD: I think I was.

KATE: How long do you think we could survive out here?

REDFORD: I don't know.

But I don't get the feeling that I'm about to die.

I think if uh...

if we stick together, we stand a pretty good shot.

(***)

(birds chirping)

(***)

(***)

REDFORD: (grunts)

(grunting)

(sighs)

KATE: Mm.

REDFORD: Good morning.

KATE: Morning.

(yawn)

REDFORD: (grunts)

Okay.

(twigs snap)

REDFORD: Ugh.

Ohh yeah.

KATE: What are you doing?

REDFORD: You gotta try this.

KATE: Yeah, no, I don't.

REDFORD: Oh come on.

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea,

drink the wild air.

KATE: (laughing)

No thanks.

REDFORD: What, you don't wash your face in the morning?

KATE: Yeah I wash my face.

With glycolic acid cleanser for sensitive skin,

and warm shower water.

REDFORD: Oh, no, no no no no no.

KATE: No?

REDFORD: No.

KATE: Why no?

REDFORD: Cold showers are the only way to go.

KATE: Yeah.

Bet you need a lot of cold showers.

Ooh.

(laughing)

REDFORD: And your fiance, does he enjoy

glycolic sensitive skin--.

KATE: Get out of my way.

Oh God.

Ohh-ho-ho this is so cold.

Oh my God.

Oh, uh.

That'll wake you up.

REDFORD: I think, I think you probably missed a spot.

KATE: No no no, I didn't miss--

(squeal)

(laughing)

Don't.

REDFORD: Alright, okay.

Showers are over.

KATE: So what's for breakfast big man?

REDFORD: Well it definitely won't be eggs and toast.

KATE: Well that's okay 'cause I don't like eggs and toast.

REDFORD: Oh good.

'cause there is no food.

KATE: You mean there's nothing?

REDFORD: No.

KATE: Well, that's not good.

REDFORD: Especially when we're planning on crossing

the Snowy Pines Plain on foot.

KATE: Sounds to me like you didn't plan that one out

very well there, nature boy.

REDFORD: What?

Ohh, you are--.

KATE: Don't.

REDFORD: Come here.

Come here.

KATE: (laughing)

Stop!

(***)

(***)

* There's a longing of sorts for the souls of Manhattan *

* but I don't see what they all see *

* I knew a good girl with the slightest of curls *

* who was bound for the land of the free *

(***)

(***)

* She left in the morn from so empty a home*

* with a hope that the city would fill *

* she made souvenirs from a notepad and tears *

* writing memoirs until it made sense *

(***)

REDFORD: Come on, Kate.

* --treat it too fast, at the drop of a hat you can--*

REDFORD: Come on, Kate, stay with me.

KATE: I don't think I can take another step.

REDFORD: Just a few more steps,

come on, come on, we can do this.

(***)

(***)

(***)

* And the sun does rise up over the silver horizon *

REDFORD: We're just over there.

KATE: Okay.

* 'Cause she's lower than Hell and she needs a good friend *

* who wouldn't mind giving up holidays *

* 'cause all of your heroes and fairweather friends *

* watch as your dreams tumble down *

* down, down

(***)

REDFORD: Okay.

Looks like rig watch.

There's probably only one camp attendant left behind.

I'll steal us some wheels, you steal us some food.

KATE: (scoffs)

Yeah, okay, I'm not stealing anything,

let's just go in there and ask them for a ride.

REDFORD: Don't you have some place you need to be tomorrow?

'Cause I know I do.

KATE: (sighs)

REDFORD: Okay, right, they're gonna shut down at the cost of

tens of thousands of dollars just so they can give us

a ride back into town.

We'd probably have to wait a few days for the next guy

to show up and then go in to town with him.

KATE: Okay, well I'm not doing that,

that's ridiculous.

Just...

leave it up to me.

I will get us...home.

(***)

REDFORD: Yeah right.

(door creaks)

KATE: Hello?

(television static)

KATE: Hello?

(***)

KATE: Just gonna grab some stuff.

(***)

(crunch)

(***)

(***)

MAN: How's it goin'?

(apple thuds)

(***)

KATE: Redford, Redford, Redford, gotta go.

Gotta go gotta go gotta go.

REDFORD: What's going on?

Is that your carpool, captain?

KATE: Take this.

REDFORD: No really, we'll just... we'll just ask him

for a ride, can we get a ride, sir,

in the middle of nowhere?

KATE: Just start this thing.

REDFORD: Alright, whatever.

Let's do this.

(engine starts)

(door slams)

(door rattles)

MAN: Shit.

REDFORD: (laughing)

You should have seen the look on your face.

'Oh yeah, I'll take care of this, yeah.'

KATE: Yeah, okay, I had everything under control.

REDFORD: Oh, yeah.

Clearly.

Clearly.

KATE: How far away do you think we are?

REDFORD: Well, um, I mean we're making good time,

it can't be more than a few hours, and...

or not.

KATE: What, what's wrong, what is it?

REDFORD: Well we're almost out of fuel.

KATE: Are you kidding me?!

REDFORD: Well it's not like I really had time to fuel up

while you were being chased, you were running,

you were screaming, there was that underwear guy.

I got nothin'.

(***)

(engine putters)

REDFORD: Shit.

KATE: Uh, what's happening?

REDFORD: Well, how do your walking legs feel?

KATE: Oh, come on, are you serious?

REDFORD: Yeah, yeah I am.

There's a town up ahead, it's about an hour's walk--.

KATE: I can't do this, I'm so tired.

REDFORD: Oh, I think you'll manage.

(thud)

(***)

(door chimes)

(shuffling footsteps)

REDFORD: Excuse me.

We need two rooms.

MAN: Oh, uh...

I've only got one room left.

But...

very special.

Very nice.

Heh.

You two crazy kids look like you're up for an adventure.

Oh to be young again.

(chuckles)

(door opens)

(***)

KATE: You've got to be kidding me.

(***)

(bed creaks)

(***)

(***)

REDFORD: So...

are you gonna go first?

KATE: Huh?

REDFORD: Shower.

Warm up.

KATE: Oh.

Uh, yeah.

I'll go first.

(***)

(bathroom door opens and closes)

REDFORD: No, that's not happening.

(shower running)

(shower running)

(shower running)

(bathroom door opens and closes)

KATE: (clears throat)

REDFORD: Heh.

Uh...

I'm uh...my turn.

KATE: Okay.

(door opens and closes)

(door locks)

(boots thud)

(shower running)

(phone ringing)

CINDY: Hey sis.

KATE: Hey Cindy, is mom around?

CINDY: She's saying goodbye to Uncle Dave.

Where are you?

KATE: (scoffs)

It's a long story, but we're in a motel,

and I'll be home in the morning.

CINDY: We?

I see what's going on.

One last fling before the ring?

KATE: (scoffs)

That is not what's going on.

CINDY: Is he hot?

KATE: What!?

No!

I mean he's...

well he's handsome, but that, that...

can you just put mom on the phone?

CINDY: He is totally hot.

KATE: 'Kay, you're being ridiculous,

just tell mom that I am very tired,

and I need someone to come and pick me up from this motel

in the morning and take me home, okay?

CINDY: Okay, have fun.

KATE: Yeah, thanks, and tell Brad that um...

(Cindy hangs up)

KATE: I'll see him tomorrow.

REDFORD: (sighs)

(***)

REDFORD: (sniffs)

(***)

(wrapper crinkling)

(***)

(***)

KATE: 'In a world of conformity the hardest goal

is to be yourself.'

(***)

(***)

(***)

(***)

REDFORD: Whatcha' doin'?

Kate?

What's going on?

What is wrong with you, lady?

KATE: I'm sorry I got so caught up in this.

I know better.

I was this close to throwing my life away, and yours.

REDFORD: You went through my stuff?!

You are unbelievable.

you're all the same, aren't you?

Why can't you just mind your own business?!

KATE: Now I know why you live out in the middle of nowhere.

And if you ask me, that's exactly where you belong.

REDFORD: I live out in the middle of nowhere to avoid

women like you!

KATE: This is why Brad is perfect.

(door closes)

(***)

(car idling)

KATE: Just go.

(pat pat)

MAN: Sometimes all you get is the honeymoon.

Happened to me, believe it or not.

(knocking)

BRAD: Good morning.

KATE: Hi.

BRAD: Welcome home.

KATE: Thank you.

(kiss)

BRAD: Tired.

And beautiful.

KATE: I missed you.

BRAD: I missed you too.

It was too long.

No more, okay?

KATE: Okay.

BRAD: Promise?

KATE: I promise.

BRAD: You've had quite an adventure over the last few days.

What the hell happened?

KATE: God, um, well, let's see.

Uh, I was chased by a disturbingly lonely

fur trapper, um, a naked rig worker,

and a giant bear.

BRAD: A bear.

KATE: Yeah.

BRAD: A bear chased you.

KATE: Uh-huh.

I also may have stolen a ham.

And a SnowCat.

We crashed into this frozen lake and I almost froze

to death, and I almost blew myself up.

BRAD: Oh my God.

KATE: Yeah.

BRAD: Poor thing, I can't believe all that happened to you

in the last few days.

KATE: Yeah.

Heh.

I...

I guess it is kind of crazy when you think about it,

but it was actually kind of fun.

And exciting, in the moment.

I mean I wasn't even really thinking,

you know, we were just doing what needed to be done.

BRAD: Well I'm just glad you're home and safe.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Nothing will ever happen to you again.

(kiss)

(footsteps)

KATE: They seem to be getting along a little too well.

DIANE: Yeah, they are.

It's almost disturbing.

KATE: So, what happened to Cindy's face?

DIANE: Oh, I don't know.

But as usual her timing's impeccable.

Did you get enough sleep?

KATE: Mmhmm.

DIANE: Liar.

You know, I seldom worry about you,

but this time, I must say, I'm glad you're here.

You are here, aren't you?

KATE: Of course.

DIANE: Does this have anything to do with the adventurer who

led you out of Egypt or Canin or wherever it was you were?

KATE: No.

Maybe.

DIANE: Kate.

In less than six hours you're going to make a promise

to love, honour, and obey Brad as long as you both shall live.

After having been through the adventures

you've been through over the past few days,

I can understand it may not be something

one wants to jump right into.

If you wanna postpone this afternoon and just leave it

for another day, I would find it quite a reasonable thing to do.

KATE: I'm afraid I don't have a very good grip

on reasonable right now.

DIANE: Well that's why you have me.

KATE: Thanks mom.

Did you have any second thoughts about marrying dad?

DIANE: Ha!

Of course I did.

He's insane.

But he's what I really wanted.

Make sure that Brad's what you really want.

KATE: I think he is.

DIANE: Does this adventurer have a name?

KATE: Redford.

McMillan.

DIANE: Redford McMillan?

KATE: Mmhmm.

DIANE: Like the author?

KATE: What author?

DIANE: Well it's not like he's on the best selling list

or anything, but I really like his work.

"As in all things, the blessings of nature abound."

No.

Lucky girl.

KATE: Mom.

DIANE: I'm just saying.

You know, there's a McMillan residence across the street

from my office.

(knocking)

DRIVER: Sorry.

DIANE: So sorry to disturb you.

DRIVER: Straight to the church then?

DIANE: Yes, thank you.

(***)

(door shuts)

(***)

KATE: Actually, can we make a quick detour first?

DRIVER: Yeah, okay.

(***)

(doorbell)

(***)

KATE: Hi.

WOMAN: Hello.

KATE: Um, I'm looking for Redford?

WOMAN: Redford's my son.

I'm Jodi.

(***)

JODI: Big day, huh?

KATE: Uh, yeah, today's the big day.

Uh, is Redford--.

JODI: He's just stepped out.

KATE: Okay.

JODI: You're Kate, right?

KATE: Yeah, that's me.

JODI: That was quite the adventure you had getting down here.

Redford told me all about it.

KATE: So he came to see you.

JODI: He's never missed my birthday.

KATE: That's sweet.

JODI: Redford should be back soon,

I'm not sure where he is.

He likes to mind his own business.

KATE: Yes he does.

Um, I really have to get going.

But you should know that your son saved my life,

like, 20 times.

He's a really good man.

JODI: He is.

Most of the time.

KATE: Most of the time.

You're right.

Can I ask you, who's the little girl?

JODI: Oh, that's...

that's a complicated story.

(children chattering)

REDFORD: That's really good, Alice.

You're such a good colourer, and you're getting to be so big.

ALICE: Thanks!

BRITANNY: Alice, why don't you go play on the slides

in the play room?

Mummy and Mr McMillan have some things they need to

talk about in private.

ALICE: Okay mommy.

REDFORD: Mr McMillan?

Really?

That's a bit cold, even for you.

BRITANNY: I don't know what to call you,

you're not her father.

REDFORD: I was her father, for three years.

She seems to be doing well.

How are you?

BRITANNY: Good.

We're really good.

REDFORD: I'm happy for you.

BRITANNY: I was surprised.

Shocked, actually, to hear from you.

REDFORD: I thought maybe it was time.

BRITANNY: I guess I at least owe you that much.

You know, I'm really sorry for the way everything

turned out.

It was never about you.

Redford, I never thought he was coming back.

REDFORD: I know.

I know.

And I'm sorry.

For the way I handled things.

I truly am.

BRITANNY: How are you?

REDFORD: Uhh, you know, I'm fine.

BRITANNY: What's her name?

REDFORD: Whose name?

She's with someone, and it's none of my business.

BRITANNY: You made me your business when I wasn't.

We're not all the same.

REDFORD: (sighs)

(***)

WEDDING PLANNER: That.

EDWARD: I'll take that.

(kiss)

EDWARD: Okay, see you in there.

Katie, you look beautiful.

KATE: I need to talk to Brad.

EDWARD: Well, he's just a few steps away,

and you can talk to him as much as you want then.

Ready?

(doors creak)

* -- When the leaves were still hanging on *

* hanging on, hanging on *

* I think back to the stories that we told *

* mothers with their hearts of gold, *

* hearts of gold, hearts of gold *

* think back, think back, think back *

* think back, think back, think back *

PASTOR: Please be seated.

Dearly beloved.

We are gathered here in the presence of God

and these witnesses, to sanctify the joining of Brad and Kate

in Holy matrimony.

Marriage is commendable in the eyes of God.

Kate, Brad, as you move forward,

may you look forward to each new season of your marriage,

much as the world looks forward to the new seasons

of the year, for each season brings with it new moments,

memories.

The key to a good marriage is to have a strong bond,

friendship, and trust.

It's an adventure, one that only the two shall share.

KATE: An adventure.

I can't.

I'm so sorry, Brad.

I can't do this.

I think, I think you are an amazing man, but...

BRAD: Kate, I thought we had a plan.

KATE: We did.

We did have a plan, that's part of the problem,

we were always just following the plan.

I know I went up North, but you never once

came to see me.

BRAD: I just wanted you to have what you wanted.

KATE: I know.

But I think that's what you wanted.

I thought I wanted that but I don't.

I'm so sorry, Brad.

I can't do this.

EDWARD: Katie?

Katie!

DIANE: She's doing the right thing.

CINDY: You poor baby.

Hmm.

(door opens and shuts)

(birds chirping)

(***)

(vehicle approaching)

KATE: What happened to minding your own business?

REDFORD: What do you think I'm doing, lady?

You are my business.

(slap)

REDFORD: Ah!

What the hell?

KATE: You ruined my wedding!

REDFORD: I...

(kiss)

REDFORD: I guess it's not a bad thing.

(kiss)

KATE: Let's get out of here.

REDFORD: Yeah.

KATE: Well you didn't think this through,

look what I'm wearing.

REDFORD: I always got your back.

KATE: Ha!

I'm driving.

REDFORD: It's all yours, lady.

(door opens)

(snowmobile starts)

(engine revving)

(***)

KATE: Woah, woah!

REDFORD: Holy, lady!

KATE: Are you okay?

REDFORD: Have I not taught you better than this,

come on!

KATE: Okay, hold on!

REDFORD: There you go.

Give it a little throttle.

KATE: You need a new snowmobile, it's not me, it's this thing!

* I don't wanna write you a love song *

* I don't wanna say how I feel *

* I'm gonna file it, keep it inside me *

* for as long as I can 'cause baby I'm afraid *

* that it's too soon and I might lose you *

* if I lay my heart in your hands *

* I don't wanna sing you a love song *

* a story of gunning desire

* two people taking in a sunset *

* or making love by the fire *

* I'm gonna file it, keep it inside me *

* for as long as I can 'cause baby I'm afraid *

* that it's too soon and I might lose you *

* if I lay my heart in your hands *

* I won't lay my heart in your hands *

(***)

(***)

* I'm gonna file it, keep it inside me *

* for as long as I can 'cause baby I'm afraid *

* that it's too soon and I might lose you *

* if I lay my heart in your hands *

* I don't wanna write you a love song *

* I don't wanna say how I feel *

* Ain't gonna tell you what I'm thinkin' *

* Or admit that it's real, real, real *

* this ain't a love song, this ain't a love song *

* this ain't a love song, this ain't a love song *

(***)

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