All language subtitles for Yair Hochner - (2008) Antarctica.ENG

ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Yavass DEC 2011

I'm leaving

That's good..

You're welcome.

It was about time

I want to fuck you.

Yes, fuck me !

What's this ? No, no !!
That spoils everything!

Shut up !

Come to bed.

Wait a second,
don't pull it out !

OK

Yes.

Right through,
push, to the end !

You are a real man !

You are a real man !

Do you want to talk beforehand ?

What ?

I think it would be nice
to talk first.

- How about a coffee ?
- Coffee ?

Do you want us to go
to bed immediately ?

You can fuck me later.

Do you want to fuck me now ?

No, don't you want to talk a bit ?

So that we'll know each other better.

Why?

If you don't want to, it's fine.

You make me horny!

Is there any water ?

Do you want to do it in the shower?

What?

Do you mean, to fuck in the shower ?

Drinking water.

Yes, just a second.

Here's some....

Thank you.

- I don't have any diseases
- It's an instinct

- How many times have you fucked ?
- A lot.

- You are a virgin ! ?
- I ain't

I'm your first,
that is kind of sexy.

I've been with boys before.

What did you do?

All, but "penetration" (=he uses
a proper, literary hebrew word !)

It looks painful.

The penetration?

Maybe it is, in the beginning.

Impressive !!

- Is it morning already ?
- Yes

It was fun last night.

I have to prepare for work.
You have to go.

- Okay.
- Now !

I'm in a hurry

- Are you really in a hurry?
- Yes

Your fly is open

I know this place.

It couldn't be. I would have
remembered you

You're right !

I know you !

You fucked me and then
you sat on my dick

Don't you remember?

You sat on my dick like
it was never sat-on before !

-Don't you remember ? -Seriously ?
-Yes ! - When ?

About half a year ago.

Do you know how many men I bring here?

Every day someone else ?

So, what do you want to do?
Continue ?

Of course!

Do you think I would give up
on your riding me ?

So what do you want?

You get on all fours or
should I ride on your dick ?

Let's suck each other,
wank off a little....

then you'll sit on me....

and then I'll get on all fours.

Sounds good.

- What is that, you have a cat?
- No.

I asked you whether or not
you have cats.

- I told you I'm allergic!
- I don't have any cats

I have no idea how he came in....

Listen, I'm allergic,
I'll get a rash any minute now !

He's not mine. No idea how he came in.

- Okay, I'm leaving
- Wait, I'll kick him out !

You're kicking your cat out,
for just a fuck ?

- What kind of a man are you?
- But he's not mine!

Fuck off !
(=he says it in arabic)

So, you're my shag for tonight ?

Am I disturbing ?

No.

- I quarrelled with my parents.
- And you came here?

- I don't have anywhere to go.
- Do you know anything about cats?

- Is he new?
- My shagmate for tonight.

My mother has a cat.
What do you need to know?

- What's your name?
- Danny.

So, are you staying here Danny?

- Would you agree?
- Yes....

...as long as you take care of the cat

OK

So you do not dance anymore?

Do you know who I am?

- Yes
- Good

Are you hungry?
I fell like having pizza.

Sure, thanks!

So, what will you call the cat ?

Stoots (=Shagmate in hebrew)

Here you are, "Invitation to
a dance concert"....

and "Voyage to the world of dancing"

Great, thank you

Amram ! You frightened me.

- How are you ?
- Fine

Do you have any new book
you can recommend?

We haven't received any new books
this week.

Well, then the next time.
Good evening

Good evening

Guys, we're closing the library.
Finish up, please.

You've been cleaning this glass
for an hour.

Give me some more, please.

- You know that I don't pay, right ?
- Yes, yes.

Hello?

- Shirley, telephone !
- Just a moment

It's your brother.

Hello?

Hello?

# I'm on my way home.
I've finished work

- What?
- # I finished working.

Omer, I cannot hear you.
I'll call you later, bye.

# "Some people tell me that
they look like Brad Pitt..."

# "And they end up looking like the
elephant-man"

# "Omer is calling you"

Hello ?

Mum, I'm fine.
I'm trying to reach Mickey

How are you?

Sorry, may I please have the bill?

Bar "Pola's"

- Hi !
- Hi !

You finished your shift?

Did you eat something ? Do you want me
to order your favorite dish ?

- No, I'm not hungry
- It's my treat

I just...
I have things to do.

Well, as you wish

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Hi, Yaely, what's goin'on ?
- Cool, great !

Make me a flat white espresso, please

- Eitan?
- What's up ?

It's hard.

Come on, are you still in love
with her?

Why? Did she talk to you ?

I saw her, she didn't really talk
She's as frigid as ice, that one

What is her story?

I don't know, I don't have energy
to talk about it.

Again you don't have the energy...
Don't talk !

Calm down girl !

Don't address me in the feminine form !

- New coffee?
- Jamaica something.....

Do you like it girlfriend ?

Danny?

- Omer?
- Yes

- I thought you wouldn't make it
- Yeah, me too.

Wanna go see a movie ?

Yeah, sure.

OK

Hello, is this Ronen?

Hi !

Thank you very much.

I want to thank Shirley Solomon
heartily.....

...we had a great time !

And now I want to invite a good friend,
one of ours

May she soon succeed, she
is very dear. Come Yaeli !

A very,very big thank you to Michali...

...who let me perform upon you
my musical experiments.

The next song is called "Alice"

Good morning.

Good morning,
How may I help you ?

- An Orgasm ?
- Pardon me ?

An Orgasm.

We only have beer, wine and
soft drinks. What do you prefer ?

- Then get me a beer.
- Good choice.

Are you still taken ?

Shame....!

I would love to make you happy !

US $ 2,499 exotic trip to Antarctica

Wanna sit somewhere?

I have class tomorrow,
early in the morning.

- You are a student ?
- Yes

- What?
- Dance.

OK

...so can we now ?

Yes, I'm not doing anything.

-Where were you?
- Blind date.

No shit ? How was it ?

He's younger than me, dancer.
We went to the movies.....

- ....what else do you wanna know ?
- Sounds good, is he cute?

- Yes, but not for my age
- What do you mean, not for your age?

If you weren't a dyke, you
might have liked him

-Shut up, you fucking queer !
- It's late. Why are you still here?

What do you think I'm doing?
Messing up your life !!

-I actually like my life. It's in order
- Really ?

We can go drink something.

I know a nice place,
we will have privacy.

Okay, I'll pick you up.
In half an hour or so?

Okay, bye.

Hello ! Well, how was it ?

I think he's lying about his age

- Older ?
- Yes

How old ?

I think roughly your age.

- But we have fucked !
- So....?

You didn't have a problem with me

But you are a completely
different story

Today I have a date

- Shirley...! ?
- OK OK !!

Mum called today.

- What did she want?
- She asked how I'm doing.

Did she ask about me?

- Sorry...
-Like a give a damn

So why did you ask?

Curiousity, what....?

What a great episode !

I think I'll go to bed.
I'm exhausted.

Oh, happy birthday !

- My birthday is in two days
- I know; I want to be the first.

- When did you come back ?
- Half a year ago.

- What's it like living in London ?
- A completely different world

Everyone told me it was grey,
but people were smiling all the time

The funniest was when it rained...

I would walk down the street
without an umbrella.

- You're shitting me ?
- All true.

At first you feel alienated
and suddenly it changes in one day

I stopped missing our country,
I forgot Tel Aviv

I just flowed

And how are they in bed ?

- Well, what's goin'on ?
- Hold on a second.

I'm leaving

OK, I said wait a second.
Is there time for coffee?

Shirley, I want to go already !

At work I don't have time for coffee,
everybody wants something.

Do you want some ? Get a mug !

Okay, but make it quick.

Quick, quick......

- How much sugar?
- Two spoonfulls.

- Hey.
- Good morning.

- Have you seen anyone leaving?
- No.

Quiet !!! (=this is the famous
Israeli drag queen Ms Laila Carry)

# Hello?

Hello. Is this Tzachi ?

I'm calling about the
voice message you left me.

- Hello ?
- Are you Tzachi ?

# Yes, yes, I am Tzachi.
You're Omer, right ?

- Yes
# -I wasn't sure you would call back

Do you want to meet over coffee ?

# When can you ?

Break for lunch at one o'clock.
Is that OK for you ?

# At Pola's ?

No, my sister works there;
it would be awkward

- Hello.
- Hello.

- How are you ?
- Thanks !

Hi, Shirley.

Thanks !

- Do you know what you want?
- In a minute.

- How are you doing?
- Stable.

You look a little tired.

Your energies tell me
you had fun last night.

How do you know?

You're in love with him.
You are a Pisces, right?

I'm recording this conversation
OK?

OK

- When will this be published?
- End next week.

- What is that?
- It's for you, little people.

Oh, how nice, thank you !

You don't have luck, you fall
for almost every guy you meet

Pisces are like that. They
enjoy falling in love.

Trust me, what you had last night
was not love.

Son of a bitch, whoever
threw that egg at me !

Fuck your mother !

Show yourself, you fucking coward!
Where the fuck are you ?

I have 700 punks friends
who'll fuck you up !

Slowly, no hysterically. Good !

You don't breathe together !

Stop him ! Why do you need
to strain yourself ?

May I, for a second ?

Do the part where you hold his head.

Yes, exactly.
Wait, stop, stop, stop !

He feels a little insecure......

....and that's why the movement
looks awkward.

Hold me the same way.

Okay, stop !

The hand has to reach right under
this part of the head.....

.....and the other hand under the
nape. Do you feel safe ?

The first time I felt
I had supernatural powers....

...was when we returned from a wedding

I usually sleep during long rides....

....especially when returning
late at night....

...but this time, I surprisingly didn't

My husband drove the car
and I was listening to the radio...

...when suddenly I was struck
by bright lights.....

A huge truck. I turned sharply
the steering wheel and we were saved.

My husband doesn't usually fall asleep,
you should have seen how he woke up !

And all this derives from your
active connections with aliens?

When my father died,
I felt very strange.

I could not get out of bed,
slept for hours on end

The strange thing was that
I didn't change position.

People usually shift
four or five times a night.

- Alfred....
- Alfred ?

My husband was terrified, tried in vain
to wake me up several times but failed

As if I were not there,
and I really wasn't

I was elsewhere.

- Your father's death caused this ?
- Not exactly.

The tender emotional state
I was in, after his death.....

....it made me recover
distant memories from childhood.

When I was a child of maybe 3 or 4 ....

I really was abducted and had
experiments performed upon me.

I remember a very clean, white room.

Sorry to cut you off, but
I have to ask you something.

OK I'm all ears.

You're a poet, author,
and people admire you.

Aren't you afraid that when this
article is published, it'll hurt you ?

People will think you've gone mad !

First of all, my dear boy, is not the
first time that people will think...

that, how should we say, I've gone mad.
But I think the contrary...

You'll see people coming out
of the closet.....

.....countless numbers have been
abducted by aliens.

Have you ever asked yourself why we
do not treat each other with love ?

No! Do you know why ?

- Because people are afraid to admit it
- What ?

Their alien-ness !

So he said "I can do without you"
and I said, "Yes ?"

"When it's hard, don't
crying come to me"

Wait, you had a date last night !
Well, how was it ?

He was kind-of-nice, we went to a
really romantic restaurant.

Soft music...
He has a sense of humor.

I can't believe you dated a celebrity !

He's not a celeb, he's a journalist.

He was only chosen as one
of the sexiest guys in Tel Aviv

I just don't understand why he's
looking for dates online.

Maybe because it's difficult to find
normal partners just like that ?

Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you.

Anyway, I heard from someone
that he heard from some guy.....

...who slept with your guy..... and
the journalist has a huge tool !

I cannot believe the way you're talking

Wait, have you fucked already ?

- Don't ask questions like that, OK ?
- Tell me ?

(in german) I'd like to get my things

I think it's that bag over there

(in german)- Thank you ! Bye !
- Bye !

May I help you ?

- No.
- Okay.

Are you interested in a brochure ?

No.

I am here, at your service.

Is it odor proof ?

My good sir, what do you mean ?

Say, something rots inside,
will you smell it from outside ?

- I suppose at some stage, yes.
- Early on or late ?

I honestly have no idea

I don't think it'll suit me.

- Shalom !
- Hello Shoshana, how are you?

Thanks, slight issues with the heart
but everything else is fine.

I have a book that is right just
for you. Come back later.

- Have you perhaps seen my son ?
- In the office, wrapping books

Then I'll go see him. Bye, thanks !

- Don't you greet me anymore ?
- Mum!

Don't I deserve a kiss ?

What are you doing here?

I brought you lunch so you won't
spend your money

I've got plans for lunch already

-Anyone I know ?
- It's none of your business !

Of course it's my business !
You're my son !

- What are you doing here?
- I passed by the cafeteria....

-... I saw Shirley.
- Did you talk to her?

- No, she should apologize first.
- She has nothing to apologize for !

You do not cancel a wedding
at the last minute.

Mum, this is not the place
to talk about this....

...and it's not nice to talk
behind Shirley's back

- You never want to talk to me.
- Maybe tonight.

Tomorrow, Friday is your birthday !

I thought, maybe you can bring
her too. We will all sit together...

I will make a fancy meal.

Maybe. I cannot promise.

Great !! Then I'll see you
on your birthday.

Meanwhile eat something
before you go to the restaurant.

- Save yourself some money !
- OK

I'm going now, see you !

Tell me the truth now,
weren't you ever abducted ?

- I don't think so
- But someone affected you...

- ... someone more powerful than you
- What do you mean?

Everybody has an "effector",
that's what I call them...

..."someone who affects another person"

Occasionally, they are a
human-looking alien...

There are hundreds of thousands
of "effectors" around the world.

I don't think anyone ever affected me,
I always did what I wanted.

Nobody affected me.

- But you're seeking it.
-I'm looking for an effector, you know

I think you've found one already

I won't be surprised if it happens
today already

Hello.

Hello.

May I sit down ?

- How are you ?
- Okay, thank you !

- You're not looking well
- I'm fine.

- Are you angry at me ?
- No.

I called you last night,
there was no answer.

I didn't pick up. I went out
with someone last night.

I came back home late and
was too tired.

- How was it ?
- Okay.

If we want to meet, you got my number?

Yes

I never thought we'd meet again

-I didn't know you went back to dancing
- Only teaching

At my age, I cannot be
a Prima Ballerina anymore

- You never mentioned it to me.
-My teaching shouldn't disturb us to...

It's been three years since then !
Boaz, what do you want from me ?

Sometimes it takes time to realize
something good slipped.....

...thru your fingers and only when it's
gone, you realize how much you've lost

I will not deny that I had
a lot of guys in bed...

...but you know, what we went thru
that month was...

If I was just looking just
to get laid, just a fuck....

You're not just a fuck, you're
the real deal, you know that.

C'mon, give me a smile, no one died.

- Shalom ! (=hello)
- Shoshana, how are you?

Look at you, a real supermodel.

They have set up a nice shop here,

...it's just a shame that I don't have
the money to buy clothes here.

- So Shoshana, how are you ?
- I'm fine. But my son Omer worries me

You are good friends.
What's goin'on with him ?

What should be goin'on ?

Nothing's goin'on, but I want
something to happen already !

You know, tomorrow it's his birthday
I want to celebrate.

I am preparing a big meal, come
with him, tell him that I invited you.

Okay, you know what ?
I'll drop by the library later

...we'll gossip for a bit
and I'll see if something happens.

- Listen, I need to ask you something
- What?

There's a bastard neighbor, who throws
eggs at me whenever I leave home !

Do you know who this homophobe is ?

Not at all, but I saw the dirt.
It's really awful.

What's that behavior ? Anyway,
I have to go back to work.

- See you tomorrow night.
- Great ! See you and take care.

- Who was that woman ?
- Just a friend's mother

- You two look close.
- Close.....

She is a pain in the ass.
Why aren't you folding?

I was repricing

What do you do?

Right now I am a freelancer, I was
working on computers and got sick of it

Were you a programmer ?
Games and all that stuff ?

No.

- Then, what did you do ?
- I just worked there.

Interesting. The important
thing is to have work.

Yes, I worked. But the most
important thing is to be happy.

Now I'm delighted !

You have no idea how right you are.

I do have an idea of how right I am.

I have a question.

Ask....

- Do you want to have sex with me ?
- Are you serious ?

I am a sexual magnet, people
always want to sleep with me.

I thought maybe you'd like too.

Even straight men want to sleep with me

I think my body has a chromosome
that makes all kinds of men...

...wanting desperately to sleep
with me, get fucked by me....

...fuck me, cum on me.

You want to cum on me ?

What are you doing ?

- Danny ?
- Yes ?

Want to go out with me today?

What do you say ?
I don't have much time

I have to go to another class

- Okay.
- You remember my address ?

Yes.

Then come tonight.
We can go see a film.

- Fine
- See you in a few hours ?

Sure, bye.

Hi ! What are you doing?

Preparing a salad.

Why? Where is Yael?

I'm preparing it for me.
She's out for a smoke.

- When she's back, tell her to clean up
- Okay.

Michal, I actually wanted
to ask you a favor.

What?

Well, tomorrow is the birthday
of my brother, Omer.

- Okay.
- I wanted to surprise him...

Could you bake a cake and
deduct it from my salary ?

- A nice cake at a discount ?
- What do I get in return ?

What do you want ?

Shirley, why did you cancel
the wedding?

I thought we talked about it already.

You talked about it with yourself !

I want to travel the world
before getting married.

So what's the problem? We'd go
together, travel and have fun !

- Would you come with me to Antarctica?
- Antarctica ?

- Yes
- What's there to do in Antarctica ?

I'm asking if you're willing
to leave everything.....

.....and come with me to Antarctica ?

- Will you make me a cake?
- Yes

Sivany, I'm leaving you alone
for 10 minutes....

...and I'm going to see Omer.
Yes, the cute one....

No, he has a girlfriend. Stop it !

No, I don't know how much it costs,
talk to Shelly.

What the hell is this creature ?!

This Godzilla just run over me ,
fucking murderer...

Look who's here !

- You came to get books ?
- Yes, I need a recommendation,

I'm debating between Marquis
de Sade and the Kama Sutra ?

And I thought you already knew
all the positions...

- What's the matter with you?
- OK, just a second.

Ruth, can you take over for a minute?

- Coffee ?
- No, thanks.....

...but tomorrow we're drinking
at your mother's house.

My mother's ?

- Micky, smoking is forbidden here !
- Okay, I'm only holding it

Anyway, your mother came
to the shop yesterday.

Tomorrow is your birthday,
so she invited me

She's making sure that
I'll personally come too

What's wrong with you ?

Whenever you're down
I don't hear from you.

I called you last night and
the line was busy.

Yes, I met someone at the chatroom

I told you, there's a lot
of perverts on the net.

I wish he were a pervert.
Give them to me all day long...

No.... He was kind of cute....!

- Wait, how was your date last night ?
- Too young.

What do you mean too young ?
Did you two fuck ?

No way! He's a kid,
probably not even 20 yet

Tell me, are you nuts ?
Twenty is a hot age !

They are at the peak of
their fertility at that age....

.....although last night...

You fucked him on
the first meeting ?

-I don't believe it! Did ya use condom?
- A what?

- You're crazy! ?
- You'll get fired

- Yes, I used one.
- Did you talk to him afterwards ?

Talk ?
Stop asking silly questions

- He fell asleep and so I fled
- Is he cute at least ?

OK, rather handsome, how would I know?
You'd like him

What will you do about him ?

I don't know, I think he is too serious.

He started talking about relationship,
marriage and all that shit......

I cannot even manage my own life,
so, a "marriage" on top ?!

Marriage, that's good.And what about
children ? Don't you want children ?

Tell me, are you crazy ?
What children? Children?

I'm sorry for the kids that I'll have.
They'll have to take care of me.

Children !

Anyway,
I think he wants two children.

So what will you do?

He doesn't have my number.

Hi !

- How are you ?
- You first....

- I'm fine. And you ?
- Good, good

I'm sorry for running away.

No, it's fine. We are not committed
or anything, right?

Yeah, sure, spot-on !

Great !

- I really enjoyed it !
- Me too !

Do you want to hook up tonight ?

I can only very late,
I must meet all sorts of people.

- An article for the newspaper ?
- Yes, I work at crazy hours.

Okay, I am a night person myself,
and quite crazy too....

It's a date then

Bye !

- Pardon me ?
- Yes?

Have I scared you ?

No, it's fine, how can I help you ?

I'm looking for research material
on people who claim that.....

..they've been abducted by aliens
or have met them.

- Field research.
- Aliens ?

I am a journalist. I'm looking for
material for an article I'm writing....

.....on such people.
- OK

- Coming ?
- Of course

-May I guess something?
- What?

You're interested in the topic.
You have read all the books.

The little that we have here,
I've read it

- So, maybe you can come with me today?
- What ?

I'm writing an article on
the author, Matilda Rose.

- I've read her books.
- I interviewed her today and....

...she told me that she
was abducted by aliens.

Tonight there's a meeting of a
support group of the abductees.

If you are interested
you are welcome to the meeting.

Thanks, but I don't know you

I'm Ronen Tal,
journalist thirty-something....

- How much of a something ?
- I don't talk about it.

You wrote a column about
your life in London ?

Yes.

I don't know you, but I've seen you
here a few times.

- I work here, you know.
- I forgot.

It's OK, I've seen you too....

- Do you close here at 7 pm ?
- I'll be here until closing.

And then we'll go?

Don't you greet your mother anymore?

Hi !

- Are you on a break ?
- Yes

Tomorrow is the birthday
of your brother

I invited him to a festive dinner,
you are also invited.

Thank you !

- Micky will come too.
- Great !

- Will you come ?
- If you want me to, I will

Your brother will be very happy !

- What is she doing here ?
- She owns the coffee house !!

- Do you still love her ?
- Mama, is this your business ?

-When you'll again almost get married..
- Listen, it's not her fault !

I know the type, I married one.

And where is he now ?
Six feet under.

He left me alone to take care
of all your problems.

Even when he was alive he was busy
fooling around on the side, constantly

- Do you need help ?
- It's OK, darling

- I'd be happy to help...
- No, no, I'm fine.

You know, I have dreams.
Do you have dreams?

Of course I have dreams.
That you get married...

..that my son gets married, that I have
grandchildren, great-grandchildren.

I'm still young. I can help.

Listen, Omer is not exactly
a party-thrower...

....and I want to travel a little more
before settling down.

You always have to say something
that makes me feel worse.

Shirley, there are customers waiting.

I have to go.

- But what about the grandchildren?
- Goodbye, Shoshana.

Where exactly are we going ?

I told you, right ?

I'm not used to traveling
with strangers.

Haven't you ever gone on a trip
and hitchhiked ?

No.

- Gone out with men you don't know?
- Rarely.

That sounds suspicious,
Are you lying?

It doesn't matter,
there is always a first time.

- Is everything okay?
- Yes, I like classical music.

I wonder why there's no light....

- Are you sure it's here?
- Yes

I think it's here.

Last night I was alone in the office,
I worked overtime.

I had another calling...

Suddenly I heard all kinds
of strange voices.....

....and they talked about
an upcoming disaster

A private disaster or universal one ?

Universal, I think.

To me they only say personal things...

They asked me questions as on the
death of my father, how I felt....?

How I felt that I saved my husband
and me from an accident.....

- Questions on emotions
- They've been quiet lately

For some time already,
they have not contacted me

They don't come to take me anymore,
I think they don't love me.

They love you, they do...!

....but for now, you are not
useful to them

Maybe your aura scares them.
they're very sensitive to auras.

And yours is really terrifying,
too green.

What do you think I should do ?

- They mentioned nothing specific.
- What about you?

- Were you exposed to them ?
- No ! -You're lying !

How dare you talk like that
our guest?

- He is lying.. - I'm not !
- Whatever you say !

Are you okay?

- We can leave, if you want
- I want to stay.

The energies here are too negative

I can see his aura and
this is not helping.

You didn't tell what you think...

Is something big going to happen or
I did I misunderstand the message ?

As always, you misunderstood

I think they talked about
you personally......

-....they do not deal with prophecies.
Yes they do !

I told you all !

They prophesized my parents' divorce
when I was a kid.

Tell us !!

My sister was still a baby.....

I remember looking through a crack
on the door, at my parents.

They fought almost every night.

Suddenly someone stood beside me and
asked if I wanted them to be separated

I said yes, and he said
they would, in a few years.

I remember his face was so weird...

I had a strange feeling about you....

I knew I should bring you here.

Are you absolutely sure
they were aliens ?

I think so.

This park is beautiful,
I haven't been here for ages !

I smoked weed here
when I was in high school

When I was really small,
I used to ride my bike here.

We lived at the other end
of the street.

Actually, I still live there.

Do you live with your parents ?

Actually, with my ex-boyfriend.

My parents died in a
car accident a year ago.....

...that's why I returned to Israel.

I'm sorry...

It's allright

Anyway, I live at the other end
of the street.

So, you live with your ex-boyfriend ?

Yes, we get along fine

You know, finding a flatmate today
is a hellish nightmare.

As long as there is no big jealousy,
it's fine

So you live across the street ?

The other end is not so far,
this is not London.

Like when you're a kid and
you have no sense of proportion...

....the city looks so big.

Even though you barely have 300,000
people living in Tel Aviv

371,600 at the end of 2006 !

What I wanted to say is that
when you're a child....

...what is most important to others
seems insignificant to you...

....and then suddenly things change.

Our desires change over the years.

Here is where I live.

Here ?

Nice !

Want to come up for a coffee ?

I want to, but I have a date

I'll go out with someone that
I met only yesterday.....

....but he made a good impression

I'd love to have coffee.....

but...

Do you understand me, right ?

It's OK, don't stand him up !
I would feel bad afterwards.

Sorry.

Good.

Good.

Well..... see you again !

Goodbye.

Bye.

- Hello.
- How are you doing?

- Well, are you leaving ?
- Yes, I finished.

I have to buy a shaker for Omer,
it's his birthday tomorrow.

Tomorrow morning.
I'm not going back there.

- Jelly-beans for a shaker ?
- You going back to Pola's ?

- Yes, I have to close the pub.
- Come on.

- What? Are you going to see Michal ?
- Yes

How is it going between you two ? OK ?

Yes.

Shame, Michal loves you.
I'm serious.

Please let me buy the shaker ?

- Tomorrow morning 9:00 am.
- OK, fine.

- Hello.
# Is this Danny?

Yes.

# Hi, it's Omer, from yesterday.

Hello.

I called to ask
if you have plans for tonight

Nothing that I cannot cancel.

- Hi
- Hi

- Sorry about the short notice.....
- It's Okay.

It had nothing to do, anyway.

- I'm sorry, am I disturbing ?
- No, no way. It's all right.

It really has become our regular table

Yes, indeed...

- What book did you take ?
- What book?

You were at the library today

Oh, no, no, I only visited
a friend who works there.

Why ? Do you read much ?

Sort of....

I don't know, I don't have
the patience for it.

What ? Can't you sit on
your ass still for five minutes ?

Yes .. no... I mean...
I used to read a lot......

...but I have no patience for it lately

Well, shall we go ?

- Hi, Eitan.
- Michal.

Michal: How are you, doll ?

- Are you alright ?
- We'll talk later.The usual ?

Yes, urgently !

- Voila.
- Thanks, baby.

- Alcohol makes you horny ?
- What ?

Does alcohol make you horny ?

Yes.

Me too.

You know, there used to be a
public park here full of flowers.

- Really ?
- And before that, this was an orchard

I did not know that.

So you've lived here all your life ?

Yes, I was born here. And you?

I was born in Germany,
and then my parents emigrated.

They didn't want to raise me in Germany

I can unerstand why...

What about your parents ?

Leave it ! It's a complicated
relationship.

My being both gay and a dancer
it's not easy, you know.

My sister is a lesbian, so I know
what it means "it is not easy".

Did you ever feel like running away?

Didn't you just want to
go to New York ?

- To New York?
- New York.

Actually I lived in New York,
I studied there...

But it was more like....
searching for something,

I do not know why, but
I was looking for something

Did you find it ?

At first, you look for serenity....

....NYC is a very big and noisy city

So you came back here ?

I forgot that Tel Aviv too
is a big city

But more quiet ?

Yes, quieter.

Stronger...!

You're a man, a man !

I know.

Wait a minute, I know you !

You fucked me and then you sat on
my dick, don't you remember?

- Seriously ?
- Yes

You sat on my dick
like never before, remember...?

- When?
- About three years ago.

Do you know how many men I bring here ?

You and I, we fucked twice
three years ago.....

.....half a year of apart,
if I remember correctly.

So, what do you say ?
Do you want to continue ?

Of course I want to continue ! Would I
give up on your riding my dick ?

So what do you want ?
You get on all fours..?

.....or should I sit on you ?

How about this:
we masturbate a little bit.....

....then suck each other off,
and I'll get on all fours.....

Then you sit on me, okay ?

Sounds good.

Let's sit in front of each other.

We'll take your pants off first.

That's a good idea.

Are you comfortable ?

Very

I haven't been fucked like that
in a long time.

Do you want ?

I told you I don't smoke.

Do you want to come to dinner
with me tomorrow?

A good friend of mine has birthday and
his mother is preparing dinner.

No, I don't think so

- But I want to brag about you
- What is there to brag about ?

I would love you to come.

Are you sure?

After this fuck....?
It will be hard to leave you...

- Are you serious?
- I think so

- Do you feel like it ?
- What?

Come, come, it'll be fun.

Sorry.

I should be apologizing

Shirley ?

Babe, come here a moment.

- What?
- I have a question

Baby, can we leave it for later ?

Do you still love me ?

You know I do

Baby, I still love you too

Darling, we talked about this
today already

I have a gift,
something small for you.

What do you mean?

- Michali, what's this?
- Open it !

When did you have the time ?

I had it.

- I cannot accept it.
- Come, I want you to have fun.

I cannot travel with you.
I have here a business to run.....

- ....and when you get back...
- What if I don't return ?

Then it means I didn't get
to know well.

I'm not even sure that
I know myself.

- I don't think I should come in
- I understand.

- It's too soon.
- I know.

This does not mean anything.
I enjoyed myself.

So did I.

- Not that I don't want to. I do !
- Me too...

- I'm just not ready yet.
- I know.

Want to meet tomorrow?

Sure...
Will you come to dinner with me ?

- Dinner ?
- Yes, it's my birthday tomorrow...

...and my mother is making dinner.

- Happy Birthday!
- Thanks.

I will come.

- So tomorrow at 7 pm ?
- Okay.

Great !

- Good night, then.
- Good night

- Baby, thanks.
- Thank you !

How is it that I love you so much ?

Because I have time.

Good morning.

Who are you?

Ronen didn't tell you that
he has a flatmate?

- No.
- Coffee?

No thanks, I'm in a hurry.

It's not even 6 am !!

I need to shower.

-Tell him I'll call this evening, OK ?
- OK

It will help if you turn the key !

You're welcome !

Shalom ! (=Hello !)

- Good morning, Shoshana.
- Good morning.

You started early this morning.

Weekend, everyone wants
to get their hair done.

I barely made it here, there was
a long queue at the clinic...

I thought I was going to die !

As long as you made it safely here...

My son will kill me,
I need my vitamins now.

Remind me to take
my anti-vomiting pill at noon.

- I'm feeling nauseous.
- OK.

I heard your son is dating a reporter ?

Shoshana, you were asked a question !

- Oh, you were talking to me ?
- Sure ! My own kids are not boys !

All I have is girls !
Who could she talk to ?

Last night he was with his boyfriend.....

in that aliens' support group.

My son goes there every week.....

.....and he saw Omer there with
that journalist

....who is writing an article
about them.

I didn't know he has a boyfriend...

Omer even told them how
he had spoken with the aliens.

I do not believe in aliens, do you ?

Today is his birthday, he must
have been joking at them

My son Yoram was very serious...

These people are bored, just bored...

Your son is gay ? How old is he ?

Isn't time he got married already ?

He should tell his boyfriend
it's time to get married.

- You know, also my son is gay.
- Really ?

- Maybe we can set them up ?
- Do you have a photo ?

Here, take a look.
Well, what do you say ?

Wouldn't they be lovey together ?
Isn't about time ?

Hook-ups all the time,
a night here, a night there.

Enough is enough.

Great ! You opened a
matchmaking agency here.

Shoshana.....

....your daughter, the lesbian.....

...shouldn't she have been
married already ?

Yes, she's young, she has
something up her head.

Take my son, he is a lawyer,
works out, eats well.....

..what else does a Jewish mother need ?

A doctor son-in-law,
for all the heart problems.

You want a doctor in the family ?

I have someone for you,
a charming person....

Look, she's a wonderful girl,
a doctor at the emergency room....

She's my neighbour, also single
and looking for someone.

Well, we're done with you.
What do you think ?

Excellent, just what I wanted !

- The same, but new.
- Good !

- Shoshana ?
- Yes ?

Come, it's your turn.

- Goodbye, Shoshana.
- Goodbye.

- What are you doing today?
- The normal, nothing grandiose...

.....but at a good price !

Hello?

- Happy Birthday !
- Mickey ?

Wanted to be the first. What's the
matter ? You don't sound too hot...

Yes, I just woke up.

# Omer, you're late for work !

Shit!

- Are you going out already ?
- I'm late for warm-ups

- Have you met ?
- Yes

So how was he...?

Naughty boy....!

- Your date said he'll call you.
- Run, run, so you won't be late

Sorry !

- You're late.
- Yes, you okay ?

Come in, so you won't be late.

- Good morning.
- '''morning.

Sorry about yesterday.
I went out with someone.

I also went out with someone yesterday

- So it ended up well.
- Yeah, ended up well.

- I like him a lot
- I'm glad for you

Thank you.

Happy Birthday!

- Happy birthday to you...!!
- You scared me!

Why are you so late ?

I didn't wake up,
luckily Mickey called me.

- Why? What were you doing all night ?
- Sleeping

- Oh, yeah ?
- Yes !

- Well, read this, it is excellent.
- What's it about ?

I have to run, I'm already
late for work

- I am the first, right?
- Yes

- Happy Birthday !
- Goodbye.

-That was your sister ?
- How did you know ?

She has the same eyes with you,
she is pretty, your sister.

She came to wish me happy birthday.

Oh, happy birthday !
Is it your birthday ?

I feel like some old woman
on the bench in a public park.

Old woman... Why?
How old are you?

Thirty

Why did you stop ?
Are you afraid of me ?

No.

- Are you afraid of what you feel ?
- What am I feeling ?

When we were together,
you said you loved me.

That was three years ago, Boaz.
I don't love you anymore.

- And surely you do not love me.
- You're wrong, you changed me.

I'm not the real reason that
you're back dancing

And you know it,
dancing is in your blood....

...it's your true love,
devote yourself to it, not to me !

- You dance really well !
- Thanks.

- Hello?
- We have to meet

Matilda ?

Something big will happen.

Oh boy, did I hurt myself...!!!

What happened?

What happened?

I fell down the stairs,
I got such a blow !

My hairstyle was completely messed up

- Are you okay?
- I twisted my leg a bit.

Thanks, it's nothing, really.

Well, at least nothing is broken.

I was at the hairdresser's
they talked about you.

- Me ?
- You have a boyfriend....

....why didn't you tell me ?

- Make me a greek salad ?
- OK

- What's the matter with you, stingy ?
- Pig !

So quiet !

Is there anything I don't know about ?

Baby, just stick to your quiche....

I am not making a quiche,
I'm making a salad.

Make a quiche !

I hope you're not making a mistake

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- What was so urgent ?
- Something will happen, I sensed it

- Do you remember last night ?
- What ?

The guy who spoke of a disaster,
I don't think it's a disaster.

The member of your group ?

Something big is gonna happen tonight
in the center of Tel Aviv....

....at Rabin Square.

Are you saying that aliens
will land here tonight ?

- Yes, in the city
- Aliens landing in the Cityhall Sq. ?

- Why would they come here ?
- You don't believe me ?

Nothing ever happens here.
Why here?

When?

Tonight, at 8pm... 9pm.

- So, second night in a row ?
- Yes

- Any thoughts ?
- Thoughts ?

That this one might be the
right guy for you ?

Leave me alone,
I really do not know.

You are not 20 anymore....

I do know this...

Why are you standing outside ?
Come in !

No, I have to go, I just wanted...

- To see me ?
- No.

I mean yes. Sorry.

You're dumping me tonight

The people I'm writing
the article about....

- You know, the guys from the aliens...
- I thought you were serious about me

Absolutely serious ....

....but I'll just have to leave dinner
in the middle

Apparently an alien is landing
tonight....

...and I don't want to miss it

Okay, I'm a little calmer.

Good...
...so this is where you work ?

-Yes, we were just gossiping about you
-Oh, really?

That's great.
Well, see you later.

Goodbye.

Well, what did he say?

He might just be the right guy

Cut it out !

I am looking for an electric stun gun

- We don't sell them here, ma'am.
- Why not ? This is an electronics shop

You can buy one at a gun shop
or a travel shop

Do you know that aliens
will land today ?

In case they are not friendly....

..how I'm supposed to defend myself ?

I'm sorry, ma'am.

- Do you have an electric mixer ?
- Yes

So give me one. In the worst case
scenario I'll throw it at them !

Hello.

- Did anyone see you enter ?
- Nobody.

- Why ? Are you ashamed ?
- Of me....

You're so shy...

I have other customers waiting.

- Go to work.
- Okay, boss !

- What were you doing here ?
- Well... you know.

Are you coming to Omer's party ?

Hi !

Congratulations on your new clothes !

Are you going out ?

I must go,
he invited me to dinner.

- The older guy ?
- Yes

- Well done !
- Thanks !

Danny, what's the problem ?

Call Omer, see what's keeping him ?

OK

- Hello?
-Come on ! What happened ?

Well, yes, what are you,
fucked up ? Come on !

Come now, we are here alone with her.

The guy I'm coming with,
is not answering my calls.

Just a sec, there's somebody
at the door

Hi, may I please have a cup of sugar ?

Just a second !

Who is this ?

One of my mistakes.

- Did you call him ?
- Yes, he's coming any minute now

Men are heartless,
that I can tell you !

All they do is hurt you.
Only suffering....

They'll get up and leave you
at the most difficult times.

Here he comes, here he comes...!

- Your mother really hates me.
- Happy Birthday !

-It was about time !
- What a good looking man !

Happy birthday, darling !

Mickey, won't you introduce me
to your boyfriend ?

Ronen, Omer, my best friend.
There you go !

- Happy birthday.
-Pleased to meet you.

Happy birthday
Happy birthday,

Happy birthday
dear Omer,

Happy birthday
Happy birthday,

Happy birthday
Omer dear!

Hey, slut...

Oh, it's our guest of honor.
Omer, open the door.

- Who is it?
- It's a surprise.

- Hey, happy birthday!
- Amram? What are you doing here?

- Soshana invited me.
- You two, know each other ?

- We are getting married !
- What, who is this ?

I kept it a secret. I know you think
that Dad was a saint......

....and that I do not deserve love,
but do I have love....

and it's strong and it will win,
and I will not give it up.

Mom, that's enough ! It's my birthday.

- What is happening here?
- Is it a joke or something?

I thought you were an old pervert
trying to hit on me

I just wanted to get
to know you better.

Your mother said you were
a very sensitive boy

He is gay, and the little one
is a lesbian.

At least now you understand why
we are so fucked up !

Omer, you are not fucked up at all.

Eh, eh! What's that supposed to mean?

Sorry.

I'm not blind, I saw how you looked
at each other

Why didn't you tell me you know him?

I was not sure.

Sorry.

- Omer!
- Leave me alone !

Wait a second !

Wait !

Why are you crying?

Because you are crying

Thanks !

What for ?

- I thank you !
- What for ?

That I found you

What about Mickey?

Mickey will be fine;
he'll find somebody else

Someone suited for Mickey.

What do we do now ?

I'm not going back to that madhouse.

How are you doing ?

Apart from making a fool of myself,
all is well.

I wanted to ask you something.

What ?

You're an amazing dancer and....

...I wanted to know if you make love
just as good as you dance ?

Matilda!

I see you came after all.
I knew you would come together.

What's goin'on here ?

Didn't he tell you ?
Aliens will land here !

This will be the
craziest night of your life.

They say love died.

Whoever said it, was wrong.

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Yavass DEC 2011