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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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What is the reward
for a life well-lived,
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and an upload well-planned for?
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The most perfect natural
beauty that man can design.
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The best days of your life
could be after it's over.
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What is the reward
for a life well-lived,
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and an upload well-planned for?
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... just wrote this, so go easy on me.
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♪ The Hukilau was the place ♪
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♪ Where I first saw your face ♪
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♪ We liked each other ♪
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♪ Right away ♪
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♪ But you didn't remember
me the very next day ♪
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♪ Forgetful Lucy ♪
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♪ Has got a nice caboose-ie ♪
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♪ I used to trick you into
pulling your car over ♪
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♪ So we could chat ♪
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♪ But my favorite time was ♪
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♪ When you beat the shit
out of Ula with a bat... ♪
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Oh, this is me.
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Getting off. Getting off!
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This is my stop!
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Got to get off.
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Excuse me.
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, whoa ♪
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♪ Oh, mm ♪
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♪ Let's get it crunk upon ♪
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♪ Have fun upon up in this dancery ♪
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♪ We got ya open, now ya floatin' ♪
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♪ So you gots to dance for me ♪
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♪ Don't need no hateration ♪
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♪ Holleration in this dancery ♪
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♪ Let's get it percolatin'
while you're waiting ♪
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♪ So just dance for me ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's only gonna be
about a matter of time ♪
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♪ Before you get loose and
start to lose your mind ♪
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♪ Cop you a drink, go
'head and rock your ice ♪
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♪ 'Cause we celebrating
No More Drama in our life ♪
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♪ With a Dre track pumpin',
everybody's jumpin' ♪
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♪ Go ahead and twist your back
and get your body bumpin' ♪
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♪ I told you leave your
situations at the door ♪
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♪ So grab somebody and get
your ass on the dance floo... ♪
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Hey, Nora,
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attention on your
work, please. No music.
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Thanks so much, Lucy.
I'll remember that.
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Hello, Rechna.
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No need to answer me yet.
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The system is still processing
a lot of information.
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But I'm going to count to three.
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Try to count with me in your mind.
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One, two, three.
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Ah.
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Oh, my God. Where am I?
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It's all good, Rechna.
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Welcome to upload.
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There's an invalid
syntax error on line 682.
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Yeah, what is that?
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Ah, it's another no-pointer.
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I got it.
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Ah, yes, nailed it.
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Okay, the class
definitions still need work.
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God, no. I got to veg a little.
I'll see you later, buddy.
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- No, dude, we are so close.
- Bye.
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Car?
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- Yes, Nathan?
- Clean camera lenses, please.
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Begin cleaning.
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You are 19 minutes from your
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Destin... ation.
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Let's... go.
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Shit.
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Officer, it just started racing.
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It was the craziest thing.
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I will take it in to be serviced ASAP.
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I'm on my way to my mom's
place for Thanksgiving.
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And could you imagine if they
were waiting for me, and my car...
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- Mm-hmm. Car, what's your story?
- Lost consciousness for a minute.
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Will update anti-virus software now.
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Yeah, you do that.
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There's a human life back here. Wow.
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AI is just the worst, isn't it?
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Okay, you can go now.
Take it in soon, though.
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I don't want to see you again.
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Oh, no? What station you in... SoCal?
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Should I call your
longtime girlfriend Ingrid
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and tell her you will be late?
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Okay. See? That's not
supposed to happen.
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Bye.
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God. It's called being nice.
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Whose car are you anyway, huh?
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Citibank's.
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Who's making the payments?
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You are.
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Me. That's right. Let's go.
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Hey, uh...
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sorry I'm late, Mrs. Brown.
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I had to get the cakes, and I...
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Whoa. Ingrid, you're here.
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Am I crashing something right now?
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Jamie, you're always welcome.
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Come on. Nathan, get him a chair.
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Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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- What is she doing here?
- I know. I know.
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I didn't think it was
a great idea, either,
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and then she started crying,
and I can't handle crying.
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Why didn't you warn me?
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I could have had
Thanksgiving at Taco Bell.
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Okay, yes, she's a little entitled,
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and she can be kind of phony sometimes.
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- But?
- But she's my girlfriend, so get used to it.
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If she's inviting herself
to family Thanksgiving,
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the next thing she's
gonna expect is a proposal.
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Get used to that.
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Super.
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So wait... this is
called ambrosia salad?
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Is it a dessert?
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It's a salad.
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Oh. Good.
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- Mmm.
- So, Ingrid, Nathan says
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you invited him to your
grandma's hundredth birthday.
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- Wow. 100. Impressive.
- Well, she's in heaven.
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Oh. Which one?
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- Lakeview?
- Hmm.
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Heard that's really beautiful.
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Yes.
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We are a Horizen family.
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Unlimited data on both sides.
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Upload's too expensive for me.
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I'll be starting on a
SIM card until these two
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finish their free version.
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It won't take too long if
Nathan parties a little less
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- and programs a little more.
- Mm-hmm.
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Pay him a salary, you
can ask for a drug test.
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Oh, yes! Mom! Got him.
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- Uncle Nathan?
- Yeah.
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Can you help me with my
classical dance homework?
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Of course, honey bunny.
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♪ Poppin' bottles in the ice ♪
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♪ Like a blizzard ♪
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♪ When we drink, we do it
right, gettin' slizzard ♪
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♪ Sippin' sizzurp in my ride ♪
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♪ In my ride, like Three 6 ♪
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♪ Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6 ♪
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♪ Like a G6 ♪
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♪ Like a G6... ♪
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Oh!
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Uncle Nathan!
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♪ Like a G6, like a G6 ♪
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♪ Now now now... ♪
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I could dance for another hour.
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Yeah. So could I.
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No, you couldn't.
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Oh, hi.
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Hey.
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We're, um...
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we're done here, right?
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You think they like me?
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Yeah, you're so fuckin' hot.
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What?
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Uh, wait, what did you say?
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Your family?
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Yeah.
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Your mom said I was the first girl
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you ever brought home for Thanksgiving.
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Oh.
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Yeah, no big deal.
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I think it's a big deal.
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I feel very special, babe.
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Cool.
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You're welcome.
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- Hey!
- Whoa!
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Asshole!
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You don't have "prioritize
occupant" on, do you?
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Of course.
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I care about us.
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You don't prioritize pedestrian, do you?
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Park.
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Sleep over tonight?
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Uh, I was gonna go meet Jamie
pretty early tomorrow morning,
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try and finish this thing up.
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I'll make it worth your
while in the morning.
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Yeah, okay.
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Good.
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We need egg powder and a can of toast.
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Super.
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Thank you.
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You lack iron.
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Buy some spinach.
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Aggressive chain restaurant
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Panera Bread's stock
is soaring after buying
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Facebook earlier this year
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and opening its new upload, Aeon,
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with a record-setting 50
million souls and visitors.
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Aeon, the first digital afterlife
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to offer Las Vegas-style
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entertainment and gambling, will be...
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Car, see the parked truck?
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There is no parking space ahead of us.
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Yeah, I know. It's illegally parked.
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Data shows no vehicles.
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Well, we're headed right for a truck.
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You might be drunk. Again.
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Oh, fuck you. Manual override.
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Manuel. I don't see
Manuel in your contacts.
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Manual override. Stop.
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- Override...
- Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop now!
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overridden.
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Has anyone seen my coffee order?
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It's a nonfat iced latte.
It says my name on it.
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L-U-C-Y. Lucy. Has anyone seen it?
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No.
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Ooh, young.
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And cute.
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No, he thinks he's cute.
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App start-up. Vintage motorcycle.
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Come on. What a douche.
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Well, I would be happy
to slide down that pole.
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- How'd he die?
- Car accident.
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You mean the motorcycle?
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Says car.
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Weird.
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Well, I'm uploading my
fifth old lady in a row.
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Fun.
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- We got this.
- We so got this.
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With this idea?
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I'd invest in you and me.
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Hell, yea...
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Memory file damaged.
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Hmm.
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That's weird.
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Broken ribs on the right side.
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- Punctured lung. I need a surgical consult, stat.
- I'm so sorry.
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- Any drug allergies, Nathan?
- No.
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I'm fine. I really think I'm fine.
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- When's your birthday?
- It's on the brif of Febinary.
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Oh, God, you're not okay. I
should have waited for you.
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- I should go home.
- Sit down, please.
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Okay.
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His vitals are dropping.
We're losing him.
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We really want to upload,
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and I don't want to miss the window.
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- Is the paperwork all filled out?
- No.
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Heaven sales rep to the ER.
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- What?
- Can't upload a dead body.
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Oh, man.
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We got to get a move on now.
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- Someone's going to heaven?
- Horizen Lakeview, please?
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- No.
- I need to start with the Horizen ID.
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Yes, Ingrid Kannerman. Capital P,
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- "panorama," ampersand, 2002.
- No.
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I really don't think we need upload.
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I'm feeling pretty chill.
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- Vitals are still going down.
- She's wrong.
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Baby, don't try and
tough this out, okay?
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Now, you could just old-fashioned die,
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or we could be together forever.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You know that I think
you are so amazing.
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- You...
- But...
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- But, uh...
- But what?
262
00:14:04,441 --> 00:14:05,859
But forever is just, like,
263
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:08,570
so long to think about.
264
00:14:08,612 --> 00:14:11,281
Okay, so you would rather
die than be with me?
265
00:14:11,323 --> 00:14:13,408
- Is that what... Is that what you...
- No. No, no.
266
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:15,660
- You would rather die than be with...
- No, no. Don't cry.
267
00:14:15,702 --> 00:14:17,037
Please don't cry. Oh, just... Oh.
268
00:14:17,078 --> 00:14:18,371
There's people around.
269
00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:20,540
No, of course I want to be with you.
270
00:14:20,582 --> 00:14:22,375
- Hit accept.
- What?
271
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:23,877
What the hell am I accepting?
272
00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:25,212
Our terms of service.
273
00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:27,797
You can't just accept
it without reading them.
274
00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,257
Well, you can't use our service
275
00:14:29,299 --> 00:14:31,134
without agreeing to
the terms of service.
276
00:14:31,176 --> 00:14:33,261
Have you never gotten an app ever?
277
00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:35,889
Fuck.
278
00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:37,891
What are my chances here?
279
00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:39,851
Unless your system rallies,
you're currently dying
280
00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:41,520
of a punctured lung. I'm sorry.
281
00:14:41,561 --> 00:14:44,314
This is insane. I'm only 27.
282
00:14:44,356 --> 00:14:46,691
What do you want to do?
283
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:48,610
upload's that way, OR's the other way.
284
00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:50,820
Hey.
285
00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:53,657
Just sign the thing, okay?
286
00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:55,242
Don't do it.
287
00:14:55,283 --> 00:14:57,911
- There's still sex, right?
- Uh, yeah.
288
00:14:57,953 --> 00:15:00,830
The VR suits are amazing.
You can change your avatar,
289
00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:03,124
boost levels, stimulation
you wouldn't believe.
290
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,794
Super. Okay, where's my mom?
291
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,462
- I got to talk to her.
- Mm, that's disgusting.
292
00:15:07,504 --> 00:15:08,713
- Not about that.
- Well...
293
00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,924
- Grow up.
- Nathan, please.
294
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:13,593
We are out of time.
Just do the right thing
295
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:17,138
and make me the happiest woman in...
296
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,723
Oh, fine. Fine.
297
00:15:18,765 --> 00:15:20,559
- Whatever. Yeah.
- Oh! Yeah?
298
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,060
Oh, this is gonna be so great.
299
00:15:22,102 --> 00:15:23,812
- Super.
- Heading to UR Two.
300
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:26,565
This'll be great.
301
00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:29,150
If not, it's only eternity.
302
00:15:35,824 --> 00:15:37,742
Hello, I'm Abel.
303
00:15:37,784 --> 00:15:40,036
I'll be your scanning technician.
304
00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:41,871
This won't hurt.
305
00:15:41,913 --> 00:15:44,082
So, once the shutters are up to speed,
306
00:15:44,124 --> 00:15:45,625
scanner will start recording.
307
00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:48,878
I'm jealous, man.
308
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,172
Lakeview is plush.
309
00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:03,476
This thing.
310
00:16:03,518 --> 00:16:06,980
- What's that for?
- It's just for storage.
311
00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:09,983
Have fun.
312
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:18,450
Can we just hit the pause
button here for a second?
313
00:16:18,491 --> 00:16:20,452
Please look forward at the spot
314
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:22,037
in front of you.
315
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:26,583
Oh, thank God. Mom!
316
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:30,795
Upload complete.
317
00:16:36,468 --> 00:16:38,303
Hello, Nathan.
318
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,639
I'm not expecting you to answer me yet.
319
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,766
The system is sorting through
a lot of your information,
320
00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:44,893
but I'm going to count to three.
321
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:47,228
Try to count with me.
322
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:51,024
One, two, three.
323
00:16:53,318 --> 00:16:55,278
Welcome to upload, Nathan.
324
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,364
You made it to Lakeview, you lucky duck.
325
00:17:00,492 --> 00:17:03,578
I want you to think of yourself.
326
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,871
The "I" in the sentence,
327
00:17:04,913 --> 00:17:07,832
"I think, therefore I am."
328
00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:10,585
Okay, cool.
329
00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:13,588
Just gonna grab that.
330
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:14,881
That'll be your password.
331
00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:16,132
Or passthought.
332
00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:19,552
I'll always be able to
use that to recognize you.
333
00:17:19,594 --> 00:17:22,097
Now, remember kindergarten?
334
00:17:22,138 --> 00:17:23,932
The alphabet song?
335
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:27,102
♪ A-B-C-D-E-F-G. ♪
336
00:17:27,143 --> 00:17:28,812
Think that for me.
337
00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:31,690
Yeah. Good.
338
00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:35,276
Now think of the color blue.
339
00:17:35,318 --> 00:17:38,530
Light blue like a clear sky.
340
00:17:38,571 --> 00:17:41,241
Dark blue like a mountain lake.
341
00:17:41,282 --> 00:17:43,368
Yellow sunshine.
342
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,036
Forest green.
343
00:17:45,078 --> 00:17:46,871
Brown wood.
344
00:17:46,913 --> 00:17:48,873
Perfect.
345
00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:50,792
I'm feeling pins and needles.
346
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,920
Why do people always set
it for Australian accent?
347
00:17:53,962 --> 00:17:55,880
Say again, please?
348
00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:57,215
Pins and needles.
349
00:17:57,257 --> 00:17:59,217
There we go. That's a
lot better voice for you.
350
00:17:59,259 --> 00:18:00,468
Yours is nice, too.
351
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:02,178
Yeah, pins and needles
352
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,514
is just the program
finding your nerve endings.
353
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:06,599
Do you see anything?
354
00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:11,604
Some kind of old-fashioned room.
355
00:18:11,646 --> 00:18:13,565
Looking over a lake.
356
00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:15,316
Beautiful trees.
357
00:18:15,358 --> 00:18:17,777
Whoa, a shark swimming right towards me.
358
00:18:17,819 --> 00:18:19,195
What? Okay, no, that's
not supposed to happen.
359
00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:21,114
Kidding. Kidding.
360
00:18:21,156 --> 00:18:24,117
Sense of humor. Nice.
361
00:18:25,702 --> 00:18:27,871
Um, so, welcome to
362
00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:30,373
Lakeview by Horizen,
363
00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:31,916
the only digital afterlife environment
364
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,127
modeled on the grand Victorian hotels
365
00:18:34,169 --> 00:18:35,712
of the United States and Canada.
366
00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:37,630
Hope it's not too Ralph Lauren for you.
367
00:18:37,672 --> 00:18:39,215
I mean, it was never really my thing,
368
00:18:39,257 --> 00:18:40,967
- but it's kind of cool.
- Yeah.
369
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:42,594
Uplifting views, healthy pursuits,
370
00:18:42,635 --> 00:18:44,220
timeless Americana.
371
00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:46,222
Are there slaves?
372
00:18:46,264 --> 00:18:48,767
What? Are... are you serious?
373
00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:51,686
- I just...
- One, this is just a design scheme.
374
00:18:51,728 --> 00:18:53,813
And two, that's not
even the right period.
375
00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:57,703
Lakeview is open to all
races, religions, genders...
376
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,068
absolutely anybody.
377
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:03,364
I see you've selected
378
00:19:03,406 --> 00:19:07,368
"nondenominational charismatic
Christian" as your creed.
379
00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:08,745
That means, for you,
380
00:19:08,787 --> 00:19:10,705
the little chapel east of the hotel
381
00:19:10,747 --> 00:19:12,749
will be a Pentecostal church.
382
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,168
For someone else, the
same building could be
383
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,837
a mosque or even a bowling alley.
384
00:19:17,879 --> 00:19:21,883
- I'll take the bowling alley.
- I can make that change.
385
00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:23,802
I'm just gonna need
your Horizen password.
386
00:19:23,843 --> 00:19:26,888
Um... uh, BrunoMelrose18.
387
00:19:28,473 --> 00:19:30,308
Your first dog and the
street you grew up on?
388
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,143
You used your porn name?
389
00:19:32,185 --> 00:19:34,395
Pretty poor security for a coder.
390
00:19:34,437 --> 00:19:35,855
Excuse me?
391
00:19:35,897 --> 00:19:37,440
Uh, it didn't work.
392
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:41,402
Your charges are going
to an Ingrid Kannerman.
393
00:19:41,444 --> 00:19:43,404
Oh, yeah.
394
00:19:43,446 --> 00:19:46,449
Well, there's lots of
free activities. I mean...
395
00:19:46,491 --> 00:19:48,910
Hike up to a gazebo. Swim in the lake.
396
00:19:48,952 --> 00:19:50,537
Take a class.
397
00:19:50,578 --> 00:19:52,121
Uh-oh.
398
00:19:52,163 --> 00:19:53,540
Nathan?
399
00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:55,875
Nathan, are you okay?
400
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:58,336
Yeah. Yep.
401
00:19:59,754 --> 00:20:02,257
I don't know. No. No.
402
00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:04,968
Hey.
403
00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,261
Don't be embarrassed.
404
00:20:06,302 --> 00:20:07,887
It can be really hard.
405
00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:09,681
To die, I mean.
406
00:20:09,722 --> 00:20:11,599
Especially when you're
young and hands...
407
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:13,726
um, healthy.
408
00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:15,395
Unexpected uploads
409
00:20:15,436 --> 00:20:17,772
often have trouble adjusting.
410
00:20:17,814 --> 00:20:20,400
But remember, they froze
your body, so who knows?
411
00:20:20,441 --> 00:20:22,110
You... Maybe one day, they figure out
412
00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:23,611
how to put you back in.
413
00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:25,613
Yeah, thanks.
414
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:27,615
What's your name?
415
00:20:27,657 --> 00:20:29,909
Well, you're supposed
to just refer to me
416
00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:32,370
as your angel.
417
00:20:32,412 --> 00:20:34,914
Are you... are you alive or dead, too?
418
00:20:34,956 --> 00:20:37,041
Or... some AI?
419
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,335
I'm not allowed to say.
420
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:41,129
Sorry.
421
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,965
But anytime you need
me, I'll be here for you.
422
00:20:44,007 --> 00:20:46,801
Just ask, and I'll be right in your ear.
423
00:20:47,802 --> 00:20:51,097
Okay. Angel.
424
00:20:53,141 --> 00:20:56,769
All right, you are all connected now.
425
00:20:56,811 --> 00:20:59,022
Do you look real to yourself?
426
00:20:59,063 --> 00:21:01,774
Ten fingers and toes?
427
00:21:01,816 --> 00:21:04,110
- Pretty seamless.
- Great.
428
00:21:04,152 --> 00:21:05,528
Well, explore. Enjoy.
429
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,946
You'll meet your fellow uploads.
430
00:21:06,988 --> 00:21:09,824
Just let it sink in how lucky you are.
431
00:21:09,866 --> 00:21:13,912
This is the first day of
the rest of your afterlife.
432
00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:16,748
Yeah. Yeah.
433
00:21:16,789 --> 00:21:18,875
Cool. Thanks.
434
00:21:33,431 --> 00:21:34,641
Hey.
435
00:21:34,682 --> 00:21:36,184
Oh, hey.
436
00:21:36,225 --> 00:21:38,019
You're still here. Cool.
437
00:21:38,061 --> 00:21:40,146
This was a big day.
438
00:21:40,188 --> 00:21:41,856
You died and were reborn.
439
00:21:41,898 --> 00:21:43,691
That's a lot to process.
440
00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:45,151
Yeah, it is.
441
00:21:45,193 --> 00:21:47,195
Tomorrow will be better.
442
00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:49,030
You'll see.
443
00:21:49,072 --> 00:21:50,198
Just get some rest.
444
00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:54,077
Yeah, there's no way I'm
gonna be able to fall asleep.
445
00:21:59,457 --> 00:22:01,209
Aw.
446
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,878
- You think it'll take?
- Don't know.
447
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,756
What's the rejection
rate for the unprepared?
448
00:22:06,798 --> 00:22:08,633
- Mm.
- 40%?
449
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,219
For me, it's 60.
450
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:14,263
I've been written up so many times.
451
00:22:36,744 --> 00:22:38,454
She was right.
452
00:22:38,496 --> 00:22:40,999
Oh, my God, this is fantastic.
453
00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:45,086
Oh.
454
00:22:45,128 --> 00:22:47,463
Oh, yeah.
455
00:22:47,505 --> 00:22:50,008
Yes, water pressure.
456
00:22:50,049 --> 00:22:52,010
Oh, my God.
457
00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:58,307
What the hell is this?
458
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,625
Angel?
459
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:26,252
- Yes, Nathan?
- Holy...
460
00:23:26,294 --> 00:23:27,712
shit.
461
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:29,881
Hey, man. How... how
did you get in my room?
462
00:23:29,922 --> 00:23:30,922
All right, don't freak.
463
00:23:30,923 --> 00:23:33,968
- Okay.
- When you call for an angel, you get an angel.
464
00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:37,638
It's just VR so I can visit
you in person, you know?
465
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,849
Get the full effect.
466
00:23:39,891 --> 00:23:42,769
- You good?
- Yeah. What happened to the girl from last night?
467
00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:44,812
- Hmm?
- Oh, it's not her shift yet.
468
00:23:44,854 --> 00:23:46,689
Did you want some coffee?
469
00:23:46,731 --> 00:23:49,567
How about something a little stronger?
470
00:23:49,609 --> 00:23:51,652
Genie. Uh, Moscow Mule.
471
00:23:51,694 --> 00:23:53,863
Actually, we have those on screen 127,
472
00:23:53,905 --> 00:23:56,866
if you, uh... want one.
473
00:23:58,076 --> 00:24:00,078
No, I'm... I'm okay, thanks.
474
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:01,204
All right.
475
00:24:01,245 --> 00:24:03,998
Later, gator.
476
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,000
Ooh.
477
00:24:20,389 --> 00:24:21,891
Cool.
478
00:24:37,031 --> 00:24:38,658
Settling in okay?
479
00:24:38,699 --> 00:24:40,201
Oh. Yeah.
480
00:24:41,244 --> 00:24:43,371
Are you both, uh...
481
00:24:43,412 --> 00:24:44,455
- Dead?
- Yeah.
482
00:24:44,497 --> 00:24:46,624
Yup. Thank God we both
had time to upload.
483
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,751
High school sweethearts.
First man I ever kissed.
484
00:24:48,793 --> 00:24:51,003
Oh. Soul mates. That's awesome.
485
00:24:51,045 --> 00:24:52,672
That's what it's all about.
486
00:24:52,713 --> 00:24:54,423
Love beats death, two-zip.
487
00:24:54,465 --> 00:24:56,092
Cute.
488
00:24:56,134 --> 00:24:59,428
So, upload. I mean, I feel
completely real and alive.
489
00:24:59,470 --> 00:25:02,598
The programming depth is
insane, and I'm a coder.
490
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,142
Oh, cool. What do you program?
491
00:25:06,686 --> 00:25:08,312
I...
492
00:25:08,354 --> 00:25:10,439
I... I don't remember.
493
00:25:11,691 --> 00:25:14,235
Uh, different things.
494
00:25:14,277 --> 00:25:16,612
Things? A man of mystery.
495
00:25:16,654 --> 00:25:18,823
You, uh, want to go for a hike?
496
00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:22,160
- They have some beautiful trails around the lake.
- Yeah, maybe after breakfast.
497
00:25:22,201 --> 00:25:25,163
Uh, if I don't want to use
the minibar, is there breakfast
498
00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:29,625
- that's included, or...
- Yes. In the dining hall, it's amazing.
499
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:31,878
They have maple bacon doughnuts.
500
00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:34,255
Maple bacon doughnuts?
Point me in that direction.
501
00:25:35,381 --> 00:25:36,841
What the hell was that?
502
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,217
There he goes, folks.
503
00:25:38,259 --> 00:25:40,344
New guy comin' through.
504
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,492
Can I help you?
505
00:26:03,534 --> 00:26:05,661
No. Ye... uh, I'm...
506
00:26:05,703 --> 00:26:09,457
I'm sorry, it's, uh, my first day.
507
00:26:09,498 --> 00:26:11,042
You're wondering about my avatar.
508
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:14,128
They used a photo of me from 1961.
509
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:16,255
Although it might be my sister.
510
00:26:17,381 --> 00:26:19,383
That's me. 10,300.
511
00:26:27,725 --> 00:26:29,560
Morning. Gum?
512
00:26:29,602 --> 00:26:32,313
Orbit gum, sir? No?
513
00:26:32,355 --> 00:26:34,899
Oh, you're gonna love
this one, trust me.
514
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,859
Ma'am, would you care for a
piece of Orbit spearmint gum?
515
00:26:36,901 --> 00:26:39,487
- Sugar-free.
- Fucking ad-bots.
516
00:26:39,528 --> 00:26:41,113
Good morning. Would you care for a piece
517
00:26:41,155 --> 00:26:42,657
of Orbit's new Wintergreen Wonderland
518
00:26:42,698 --> 00:26:44,700
flavor-fixed gum with healthy sorbitol?
519
00:26:44,742 --> 00:26:46,702
Now with twice the sorbitol.
520
00:26:46,744 --> 00:26:48,788
Have a good day, sir.
521
00:26:50,122 --> 00:26:51,707
Ingrid.
522
00:26:51,749 --> 00:26:53,125
Hi. Yes, hi.
523
00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,752
Oh, my God. How's it going?
524
00:26:54,794 --> 00:26:56,003
It's okay. Where did I get you?
525
00:26:56,045 --> 00:26:57,630
Oh, I'm... I'm just at a friend's.
526
00:26:57,672 --> 00:26:59,340
So, is it amazing?
527
00:26:59,382 --> 00:27:00,591
- Yeah, it's really cool.
- Yeah?
528
00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:02,301
The water pressure is incredible.
529
00:27:02,343 --> 00:27:05,596
I mean, I'd rather be alive,
obviously, but... it's something.
530
00:27:05,638 --> 00:27:07,890
You know a month has
passed since your accident?
531
00:27:07,932 --> 00:27:09,392
I miss your body.
532
00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,394
Oh. I miss my hair.
533
00:27:11,435 --> 00:27:13,729
There's something off
about my hair here.
534
00:27:13,771 --> 00:27:16,023
Yeah. Your hair looks different.
535
00:27:16,065 --> 00:27:17,066
Spiky.
536
00:27:22,613 --> 00:27:25,449
Is this weird? It's...
537
00:27:25,491 --> 00:27:27,410
We'll get used to it.
538
00:27:27,451 --> 00:27:28,995
Yeah, just pretend
I'm on a business trip.
539
00:27:29,036 --> 00:27:31,539
For, like, the next 50
years, until I can join you.
540
00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:33,916
- 60 if I eat right.
- Then don't.
541
00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:36,294
I had ice cream for breakfast.
542
00:27:36,335 --> 00:27:38,170
Don't talk dirty to me.
543
00:27:38,212 --> 00:27:39,714
Oh. Hey. Can I get
your Horizen password?
544
00:27:39,755 --> 00:27:41,632
I can't charge anything
to my account here.
545
00:27:41,674 --> 00:27:44,760
Well, um, I set something up
so I get this little text alert
546
00:27:44,802 --> 00:27:46,304
whenever you want to charge something.
547
00:27:46,345 --> 00:27:48,389
And I just like knowing
what you're up to.
548
00:27:48,431 --> 00:27:51,600
You know, it makes me
feel closer to you, so...
549
00:27:51,642 --> 00:27:53,060
Show me the lake.
550
00:27:53,102 --> 00:27:55,229
Uh...
551
00:27:55,271 --> 00:27:57,231
What?!
552
00:27:57,273 --> 00:27:58,858
Fucking gorgeous, babe.
553
00:27:58,899 --> 00:28:00,860
That's amazing.
554
00:28:00,901 --> 00:28:02,570
- Yeah.
- Ingrid!
555
00:28:02,611 --> 00:28:03,946
Oh, my God.
556
00:28:03,988 --> 00:28:06,407
Oh. I am so humiliated.
557
00:28:06,449 --> 00:28:08,659
I probably look like
a total fucking wreck.
558
00:28:08,701 --> 00:28:11,871
- It's been really difficult.
- No, you look strong like a goddess,
559
00:28:11,912 --> 00:28:13,831
like a hot survivor.
560
00:28:13,873 --> 00:28:15,875
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
561
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:18,336
Hey, babe, I just ran
into my pube stylist,
562
00:28:18,377 --> 00:28:19,754
so I gotta drone.
563
00:28:19,795 --> 00:28:22,089
- You don't have any pubes.
- Yeah. I know.
564
00:28:22,131 --> 00:28:23,424
She's amazing.
565
00:28:23,466 --> 00:28:24,508
I'll call you later, okay?
566
00:28:24,550 --> 00:28:26,510
Hey, if you need anything at all,
567
00:28:26,552 --> 00:28:27,887
I am here for you.
568
00:28:27,928 --> 00:28:29,263
Utterly.
569
00:28:29,305 --> 00:28:31,265
- Just the password.
- I love you.
570
00:28:31,307 --> 00:28:34,018
Uh, hey, whoa, hey, um...
571
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,604
we... we... we've
never said that before.
572
00:28:36,645 --> 00:28:39,357
Well, I'm not worried
about scaring you off now.
573
00:28:40,691 --> 00:28:43,402
Mwah. Talk later, babe, okay?
574
00:28:54,455 --> 00:28:56,415
I hope you're hungry.
575
00:28:56,457 --> 00:28:58,376
I'm printing a Jamie Oliver steak design
576
00:28:58,417 --> 00:28:59,710
he tweeted this morning.
577
00:28:59,752 --> 00:29:02,380
Oliver's only on Google Samsung, so...
578
00:29:02,421 --> 00:29:04,507
I know you didn't have this for lunch.
579
00:29:06,258 --> 00:29:09,095
Uh, speaking of work, Dad...
580
00:29:09,136 --> 00:29:12,098
we've had a ton of upgrades lately.
581
00:29:12,139 --> 00:29:13,391
Stuff you'd really like.
582
00:29:13,432 --> 00:29:15,935
There's a casual pub
on the cellar level.
583
00:29:15,976 --> 00:29:17,228
It's got darts.
584
00:29:17,269 --> 00:29:18,896
I mean, beers from everywhere.
585
00:29:18,938 --> 00:29:21,107
With my employee discount,
I think we could swing it.
586
00:29:21,148 --> 00:29:24,360
It'd be so smart to
lock in such a good deal.
587
00:29:24,402 --> 00:29:25,736
Dad.
588
00:29:27,029 --> 00:29:28,739
Sorry, honey. No go.
589
00:29:28,781 --> 00:29:31,117
I could be your angel.
Like, we could hang out.
590
00:29:31,158 --> 00:29:32,243
I can't.
591
00:29:32,284 --> 00:29:34,370
- Why?
- Mom's waiting for me.
592
00:29:34,412 --> 00:29:36,831
Oh, come on. You don't
believe that old stuff.
593
00:29:36,872 --> 00:29:39,458
It doesn't make sense,
but it's how I feel.
594
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,044
How can heaven not
have your mother in it?
595
00:29:49,969 --> 00:29:51,762
How's the steak?
596
00:29:51,804 --> 00:29:55,474
I think your fat cartridge might be low.
597
00:29:55,516 --> 00:29:56,517
Ooh.
598
00:30:05,401 --> 00:30:07,778
Oh, sweet...
599
00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:10,322
mother of God, yes.
600
00:30:10,364 --> 00:30:12,575
Yes.
601
00:30:14,034 --> 00:30:15,202
Ooh!
602
00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:18,581
- Hey, waiter!
- Oh, one second, sir.
603
00:30:18,622 --> 00:30:20,583
Waiter, more coffee.
604
00:30:20,624 --> 00:30:22,751
Bup-bup-bup!
605
00:30:25,629 --> 00:30:26,881
Maple bacon doughnut.
606
00:30:26,922 --> 00:30:28,549
Thank you, Zach.
607
00:30:28,591 --> 00:30:29,800
Bread.
608
00:30:29,842 --> 00:30:31,677
All right, bacon...
609
00:30:31,719 --> 00:30:33,804
and Canadian bacon.
610
00:30:33,846 --> 00:30:36,515
Oh, chocolate chip pancakes.
611
00:30:36,557 --> 00:30:38,350
French toast?
612
00:30:38,392 --> 00:30:39,477
Yes.
613
00:30:39,518 --> 00:30:41,353
That's what I'm talking about.
614
00:30:41,395 --> 00:30:42,563
Oh...
615
00:30:42,605 --> 00:30:44,106
It's 10:00 a.m.
616
00:30:44,148 --> 00:30:45,649
Breakfast is over.
617
00:30:45,691 --> 00:30:47,318
What? No.
618
00:30:47,359 --> 00:30:49,653
No! No!
619
00:30:49,695 --> 00:30:51,155
Come on.
620
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:55,951
- It's not even real food.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck!
621
00:30:55,993 --> 00:30:59,079
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
622
00:30:59,121 --> 00:31:01,457
Oh...
623
00:31:11,634 --> 00:31:14,345
- Can I try?
- Yeah.
624
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,060
Cool glitch. I don't
even know why I'm hungry.
625
00:31:21,101 --> 00:31:22,770
I mean, there's no real reason to eat.
626
00:31:22,811 --> 00:31:24,855
The first uploads didn't shit or eat.
627
00:31:24,897 --> 00:31:26,273
Didn't even have eyelids.
628
00:31:26,315 --> 00:31:28,400
All went psychotic in a week.
629
00:31:28,442 --> 00:31:29,735
Yikes.
630
00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:33,239
You got to believe it's real.
631
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,449
'Cause once the weirdness
gets in your head,
632
00:31:35,491 --> 00:31:37,117
guys get drawn to the torrent.
633
00:31:38,285 --> 00:31:40,621
That's the data stream between
here and the real world.
634
00:31:40,663 --> 00:31:42,998
Poor bastards jump
in trying to get back.
635
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,291
Can they?
636
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:45,751
No, they all get blown to bits.
637
00:31:45,793 --> 00:31:49,588
My angel has me working on
deep breathing and meditation.
638
00:31:49,630 --> 00:31:52,633
Be here. Now. Stay connected.
639
00:31:52,675 --> 00:31:54,718
I'm Nathan, by the way. First day.
640
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,470
Luke. How'd you buy it?
641
00:31:56,512 --> 00:31:58,347
Self-driving car crashed.
642
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:02,059
- Seriously.
- Oh. Holy shit.
643
00:32:02,101 --> 00:32:04,061
That never happens.
Supposed to be foolproof.
644
00:32:04,103 --> 00:32:05,854
Sure are. How about you?
645
00:32:05,896 --> 00:32:07,690
Oh, uh, lost my legs in Iran,
646
00:32:07,731 --> 00:32:09,650
spent five years in a wheelchair,
647
00:32:09,692 --> 00:32:12,861
and then one day just wheeled
my ass under a scanner.
648
00:32:12,903 --> 00:32:14,863
Oh. Suiscan.
649
00:32:14,905 --> 00:32:16,282
But look what I'm working with now, huh?
650
00:32:16,323 --> 00:32:18,325
- Hey-yo.
- All right.
651
00:32:18,367 --> 00:32:19,952
- All right.
- That's where it's at.
652
00:32:19,994 --> 00:32:21,787
Hey, good news,
653
00:32:21,829 --> 00:32:25,416
Mandi... the water's
almost warm tonight.
654
00:32:25,457 --> 00:32:28,669
Lucky you. I haven't
had hot water in a week.
655
00:32:28,711 --> 00:32:30,879
- Hey, can I check Nitely on your phone?
- Be my guest.
656
00:32:30,921 --> 00:32:33,382
I'm so done with that app.
657
00:32:33,424 --> 00:32:36,385
Well... almost done.
658
00:32:38,095 --> 00:32:41,473
Ooh. They're matching you
with some real hotties.
659
00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:43,309
I get nothing but
busboys and meth addicts.
660
00:32:43,350 --> 00:32:46,061
I thought you said the
algorithm was amazing.
661
00:32:46,103 --> 00:32:47,938
Mm. The last guy was fun.
662
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:49,690
He was up for anything.
663
00:32:49,732 --> 00:32:53,611
And the lack of teeth proved
to be pretty bomb, actually.
664
00:33:14,798 --> 00:33:17,301
No way.
665
00:33:39,615 --> 00:33:41,659
Anyone else ever do this?
666
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,494
Yes, sir.
667
00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,302
I don't know who you are, Henry,
668
00:34:00,344 --> 00:34:03,347
but I dream about you
almost every night.
669
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:05,015
Why?
670
00:34:05,057 --> 00:34:06,850
What you say if I told you
671
00:34:06,892 --> 00:34:09,728
that notebook used to have a
lot of stuff about me in it?
672
00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:11,939
I would say that makes a lot of sense.
673
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:14,066
You erased me from your memories
674
00:34:14,108 --> 00:34:15,776
because you thought
you were holding me back
675
00:34:15,818 --> 00:34:18,195
from having a full and happy life.
676
00:34:34,002 --> 00:34:35,713
Sounds good, guys.
677
00:34:35,754 --> 00:34:38,090
Yeah, like nails on a chalkboard.
678
00:34:52,396 --> 00:34:54,106
Weird.
679
00:34:58,861 --> 00:35:01,572
Hey, guys, Lou Crayz here. Whassup?
680
00:35:01,613 --> 00:35:03,615
Okay, I'm coming to
you live from Lakeview.
681
00:35:03,657 --> 00:35:06,493
So this is the view of the lake,
which is one of my faves, man,
682
00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:09,496
'cause they spent, like, beaucoup
bucks getting it just right.
683
00:35:09,538 --> 00:35:10,789
It's lake-y as hell.
684
00:35:10,831 --> 00:35:13,500
Now, the water feel is just kinda "meh,"
685
00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:15,127
it's kinda grainy.
686
00:35:15,169 --> 00:35:18,213
And the sun on the ripples,
it's a repeating GIF,
687
00:35:18,255 --> 00:35:19,840
and it repeats, like a little too fast
688
00:35:19,882 --> 00:35:21,049
to be like "mwah,"
689
00:35:21,091 --> 00:35:22,134
but other than that, man,
690
00:35:22,176 --> 00:35:23,177
it's dope as hell.
691
00:35:23,218 --> 00:35:24,511
You got to check it out.
692
00:35:24,553 --> 00:35:26,013
Okay, that's it for now.
693
00:35:26,054 --> 00:35:28,891
Don't forget to like,
comment and subscribe.
694
00:35:28,932 --> 00:35:30,559
All right.
695
00:35:30,601 --> 00:35:33,771
Hey, man, um, I've seen
ads for Lakeview for years.
696
00:35:33,812 --> 00:35:35,647
Where is everybody? I
thought this was supposed
697
00:35:35,689 --> 00:35:37,232
to be a super popular spot?
698
00:35:37,274 --> 00:35:38,734
Well, yeah, th-they're all here.
699
00:35:38,776 --> 00:35:40,360
You can only see five floors at a time.
700
00:35:40,402 --> 00:35:41,987
Like, what's your suite number?
701
00:35:42,029 --> 00:35:43,197
10556.
702
00:35:43,238 --> 00:35:44,948
Okay. Check it out.
703
00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:52,539
You're on floor 10,500.
704
00:35:52,581 --> 00:35:54,833
And we all use the same map. So, like,
705
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:57,169
there's a million people down
there on that lake right now.
706
00:35:57,211 --> 00:35:59,463
And you can tell because
the frame rate drops.
707
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:00,881
Mira, mira, mira.
708
00:36:00,923 --> 00:36:02,090
Oh, yeah.
709
00:36:02,132 --> 00:36:04,218
Eh, it just kind of looks off.
710
00:36:04,259 --> 00:36:06,553
There's something kind of
off about you, too, man.
711
00:36:06,595 --> 00:36:08,472
You wearing a wig or something?
712
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:09,848
No. God, no. No.
713
00:36:09,890 --> 00:36:11,308
It's... it's not my normal hair.
714
00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:12,851
They programmed it wrong or something.
715
00:36:12,893 --> 00:36:14,228
It's driving me nuts.
716
00:36:14,269 --> 00:36:15,788
- Yeah, well, sometimes...
- At home, I use
717
00:36:15,830 --> 00:36:17,773
this natural sculpting
cream and anti-frizz pomade,
718
00:36:17,815 --> 00:36:20,067
but here you're at their mercy, I guess.
719
00:36:20,108 --> 00:36:21,443
- Right. Well, they...
- Ugh.
720
00:36:21,485 --> 00:36:23,779
A wig. What?
721
00:36:23,821 --> 00:36:24,822
You are hilarious.
722
00:36:24,863 --> 00:36:26,990
- It's not a wig. It's...
- All right, man.
723
00:36:27,032 --> 00:36:29,284
Oh, no. No, it's this place.
724
00:36:29,326 --> 00:36:31,370
This fucking place!
725
00:36:31,411 --> 00:36:33,539
Mr. Brown.
726
00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:39,253
- Mr. Brown.
- Ugh, come on.
727
00:36:46,051 --> 00:36:48,220
- Piece of gum?
- Ah, no.
728
00:36:48,262 --> 00:36:49,596
No. Thank you.
729
00:36:49,638 --> 00:36:50,681
Keep it together, man.
730
00:36:50,722 --> 00:36:52,641
I'm trying.
731
00:36:52,683 --> 00:36:53,976
Gum. Orbit gum.
732
00:36:54,017 --> 00:36:55,102
G-G-G-Gum.
733
00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:56,144
G-G-Gum.
734
00:36:56,186 --> 00:36:57,521
- G-Gum. Gum.
- Mr. Brown.
735
00:36:57,563 --> 00:36:59,231
No. No.
736
00:36:59,273 --> 00:37:00,315
Taking the stairs.
737
00:37:00,357 --> 00:37:01,358
Orbit gum. Gum.
738
00:37:04,152 --> 00:37:05,654
- Hey.
- Hey.
739
00:37:05,696 --> 00:37:07,281
So I got this friend
who's having a party
740
00:37:07,322 --> 00:37:09,616
in a sick loft on Friday night.
741
00:37:09,658 --> 00:37:12,452
He's got, like, a thousand
Dopanols, I've seen 'em.
742
00:37:12,494 --> 00:37:14,955
Yeah. No, it's not for me.
743
00:37:14,997 --> 00:37:17,249
Hey, you-you should go out sometime.
744
00:37:17,291 --> 00:37:19,501
You know, get a little
fucked up, have some fun.
745
00:37:19,543 --> 00:37:20,836
I go out plenty.
746
00:37:20,878 --> 00:37:23,547
Just not gonna be tripping
with you in some loft.
747
00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,132
- I'm not there yet.
- Oh. No.
748
00:37:25,173 --> 00:37:26,633
Okay, I get it.
749
00:37:26,675 --> 00:37:28,260
I guess a nice guy can't win with you.
750
00:37:28,302 --> 00:37:30,512
I guess I'm stuck in the friend zone.
751
00:37:30,554 --> 00:37:32,806
Okay. Bye, friend.
752
00:37:34,892 --> 00:37:36,602
Be here now.
753
00:37:36,643 --> 00:37:39,730
Be... here...
754
00:37:39,771 --> 00:37:42,608
mm, now. Mm.
755
00:37:42,649 --> 00:37:44,234
It's all good.
756
00:37:44,276 --> 00:37:46,278
Gonna live forever.
757
00:37:47,446 --> 00:37:49,114
Oh, God.
758
00:37:49,156 --> 00:37:50,908
Damn.
759
00:37:52,576 --> 00:37:55,120
Son of a... bitch!
760
00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:03,295
Nora, are you in there?
761
00:38:03,337 --> 00:38:05,130
Your new boy is freaking out.
762
00:38:05,172 --> 00:38:06,882
The hot dude... he's
hiking up near the torrent.
763
00:38:06,924 --> 00:38:08,258
Shit. Thanks.
764
00:38:30,948 --> 00:38:32,532
Hey!
765
00:38:32,574 --> 00:38:34,952
Shit.
766
00:38:34,993 --> 00:38:36,912
Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
767
00:38:51,593 --> 00:38:53,512
Hey, Nathan, wait up.
768
00:38:55,806 --> 00:38:57,140
I remember that voice.
769
00:38:57,182 --> 00:38:58,475
So it's your shift
now. You know, you work
770
00:38:58,517 --> 00:38:59,935
for a really fucked-up thing.
771
00:38:59,977 --> 00:39:01,687
This is a bad idea.
772
00:39:01,728 --> 00:39:03,939
The ads make it seem great,
but it is fucking monstrous.
773
00:39:03,981 --> 00:39:06,233
Okay, so maybe not the best first day.
774
00:39:06,274 --> 00:39:07,651
And, I mean, these rules
that don't make any sense.
775
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,486
I mean, I farted, which
is already, like, why?
776
00:39:09,528 --> 00:39:11,113
Just a weird detail.
777
00:39:11,154 --> 00:39:12,990
And it was like someone
spritzed the room with cologne.
778
00:39:13,031 --> 00:39:14,741
Okay, well, it's supposed to be heaven.
779
00:39:14,783 --> 00:39:17,202
- How is that heaven?
- Well, if you're stuck in an elevator
780
00:39:17,244 --> 00:39:18,662
with another guest...
781
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,038
And this is a small thing, maybe,
782
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,707
but what the hell is
going on with my hair?
783
00:39:21,748 --> 00:39:23,250
How does this even happen?
784
00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:26,545
I swear to God, it's like someone's
fucking with me on purpose.
785
00:39:28,422 --> 00:39:29,756
I'll be right back. I'm
just gonna take a look
786
00:39:29,798 --> 00:39:31,383
over that edge, maybe I can see home.
787
00:39:31,425 --> 00:39:33,010
Wait. You realize if
you jump in that thing,
788
00:39:33,051 --> 00:39:34,511
you don't go anywhere,
you just disappear,
789
00:39:34,553 --> 00:39:35,929
and there's nothing left to re-scan.
790
00:39:35,971 --> 00:39:37,514
Maybe that's my tough luck, but it's how
791
00:39:37,556 --> 00:39:39,224
- it's supposed to go down.
- Oh, so you're super
792
00:39:39,266 --> 00:39:41,351
old-school religious, too.
You agree with Neil Beagly.
793
00:39:41,393 --> 00:39:44,021
- Who's Neil Beagly?
- He was a 16-year-old boy
794
00:39:44,062 --> 00:39:45,689
who died of a fucking
UTI 'cause he refused
795
00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:46,940
medical treatment for religious reasons,
796
00:39:46,982 --> 00:39:47,983
you agree with him?
797
00:39:48,025 --> 00:39:49,484
No, that's fucked up.
798
00:39:49,526 --> 00:39:51,778
- Exactly.
- But I did die.
799
00:39:52,821 --> 00:39:55,073
Okay, what was the first
thing I asked you to think of?
800
00:39:56,491 --> 00:39:57,701
I don't know.
801
00:39:57,743 --> 00:39:58,785
My ABCs?
802
00:39:58,827 --> 00:40:00,287
No.
803
00:40:00,328 --> 00:40:01,997
Yourself.
804
00:40:02,039 --> 00:40:03,790
I think, therefore I am.
805
00:40:03,832 --> 00:40:05,500
Hey, that "I" didn't die.
806
00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:07,210
That's consciousness,
and that's what we're
807
00:40:07,252 --> 00:40:08,920
in the business of keeping going.
808
00:40:08,962 --> 00:40:11,923
All right, why do you think it
feels weird and unnatural here?
809
00:40:11,965 --> 00:40:13,800
Because your consciousness
810
00:40:13,842 --> 00:40:16,344
can think and compare
with your memories.
811
00:40:16,386 --> 00:40:18,138
That's still you.
812
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,765
You know, doing what you always did,
813
00:40:19,806 --> 00:40:21,850
thinking and being alive.
814
00:40:21,892 --> 00:40:23,518
And I'm sure there
are plenty of people...
815
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,645
including me, for one... that
are glad you're still here.
816
00:40:25,687 --> 00:40:27,481
You don't even know me.
817
00:40:27,522 --> 00:40:29,858
Not yet, but I'd like to.
818
00:40:31,068 --> 00:40:34,154
I get it. You know, this isn't perfect.
819
00:40:34,196 --> 00:40:36,406
And maybe you were led
to believe it would be,
820
00:40:36,448 --> 00:40:40,368
since the marketing mentions
heaven, like, a dozen times.
821
00:40:40,410 --> 00:40:44,081
But it's kind of better, isn't it?
822
00:40:44,122 --> 00:40:48,293
I mean, maybe the imperfections
make it more like life,
823
00:40:48,335 --> 00:40:51,046
'cause life isn't perfect.
824
00:40:51,088 --> 00:40:53,882
But life is the most
magical gift there is,
825
00:40:53,924 --> 00:40:57,052
and if there's God, he's amazing,
826
00:40:57,094 --> 00:40:59,221
because he gave us
life and the gratitude
827
00:40:59,262 --> 00:41:02,766
and creativity to keep it going
as long as we possibly can.
828
00:41:07,395 --> 00:41:09,564
You're good.
829
00:41:11,108 --> 00:41:13,151
Yeah.
830
00:41:14,569 --> 00:41:16,738
You're a living person.
831
00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:18,907
Yeah, AI doesn't talk like that
832
00:41:18,949 --> 00:41:22,452
with pain and passion. Soul.
833
00:41:22,494 --> 00:41:24,871
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
834
00:41:24,913 --> 00:41:26,456
Is this what you look like for real?
835
00:41:26,498 --> 00:41:28,875
You're not some old woman
or a dude or something?
836
00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:31,753
No, this is me.
837
00:41:31,795 --> 00:41:34,714
I mean, my avatar has makeup on,
838
00:41:34,756 --> 00:41:36,842
my hair's nice and
I'm not in sweatpants,
839
00:41:36,883 --> 00:41:38,385
so a little better than normal
840
00:41:38,426 --> 00:41:39,928
but nothing else is tweaked.
841
00:41:39,970 --> 00:41:41,721
Good for you, then.
842
00:41:41,763 --> 00:41:43,181
You're really pretty.
843
00:41:43,223 --> 00:41:45,851
But I'm not allowed to know your name.
844
00:41:45,892 --> 00:41:47,269
No.
845
00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:48,770
I could get in trouble.
846
00:41:48,812 --> 00:41:50,230
It's a policy.
847
00:41:51,731 --> 00:41:54,484
Yeah, it's a policy.
848
00:41:57,779 --> 00:41:59,406
My name's Nora.
849
00:41:59,447 --> 00:42:00,782
I live in Ozone Park, Queens.
850
00:42:00,824 --> 00:42:03,034
My apartment's about as big
851
00:42:03,076 --> 00:42:05,245
as your bathroom, but I'm at work now,
852
00:42:05,287 --> 00:42:08,123
which is in Dumbo, Brooklyn.
853
00:42:08,165 --> 00:42:10,458
It's a really cold day,
854
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,919
and the bitch a couple of desks down
855
00:42:12,961 --> 00:42:15,130
is taking forever to
finish a tuna sandwich
856
00:42:15,172 --> 00:42:18,175
that I'm seriously considering
chucking out the window.
857
00:42:20,802 --> 00:42:22,554
Nora Antony.
858
00:42:26,850 --> 00:42:27,976
Nice to meet you.
859
00:42:28,018 --> 00:42:29,603
Likewise.
860
00:42:31,438 --> 00:42:32,731
Can we go home now?
861
00:42:37,944 --> 00:42:39,196
Yeah, okay.
862
00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:46,161
So what's your favorite smell?
863
00:42:46,203 --> 00:42:49,080
I don't know. Fresh-baked
cinnamon rolls.
864
00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:52,709
Ew, you weirdo.
865
00:42:52,751 --> 00:42:53,919
Smell it.
866
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,963
Smell it.
867
00:42:58,548 --> 00:42:59,883
Oh.
868
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:03,511
You sick genius.
869
00:43:22,697 --> 00:43:23,697
MAN (OVER P. It's 6:00 p.m.
870
00:43:23,698 --> 00:43:25,700
Day shift is over.
871
00:43:25,742 --> 00:43:27,118
I'm out.
872
00:43:29,037 --> 00:43:31,915
Hey, you want to grab a
taco from the taco drone?
873
00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:35,043
Nah. I got carne asada
all over my hair last time.
874
00:43:35,085 --> 00:43:37,003
Ooh.
875
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,000
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