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the tea cinnamon the girl late 23
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minutes late two more minutes and I'm
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David
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they were always nervous which was
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expected I knew what I looked like
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chisel check
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caramel blonde hair that somehow manages
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you've been trying not to check out
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since you walked through that door I I
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haven't been
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jealousy is a crucial emotion that men
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feel before falling in love I don't bite
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yet take it I hate 00:02:14,250
like twice and only to ask me if I want
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sugar in my coffee so he hates coffee
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touch me
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lower stop staring oh we're done now
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minutes ago
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hey how was she because she's not a good
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fit I have another girl that offered to
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pay me and sexual favors move at the top
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you know cross her off the list if she
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knows how to give favor she knows how to
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get 00:04:08,359
always is I'm on my way see you there I
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didn't pick this life it's not like I
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woke up one morning and went whoa
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about and who better to teach women how
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not to get played than the actual player
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so what do I owe this pleasure I'm not
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your client yeah and cut with this into
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talking love coach 00:04:56,009
supposed to bring the chips and dip I'm
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sorry gabs I'll be there in 15 minutes
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you better
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Wow the top looks gorgeous with your
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skin tone sometimes it was just 00:05:39,790
extra clothes are still in my room just
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get rid of this skank she has a name you
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know although I really couldn't read her
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girl what are you doing in my room
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you mean Gabi's room I mean my room and
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you are look I got about three minutes
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something up that would cause the little
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panting maybe a scream or two ice cream
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are you a stripper for the party no
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seconds left I don't even think I could
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perform miracles for this caliber get
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out of my room 00:07:50,810
it's a little more complicated it's not
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just ones and zeroes it's been ten
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minutes tell me you did it
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where's Blake no where is she
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soccer no I mean if you touched her I
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puppies then he started biting my
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friends love you too bill okay all right
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are we gonna do this or what I have a
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testimony not yet this is a welcome
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party for my new
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roommate Serena and Blake we have to
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socialize first come on gap we already
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met the roommates ian brought food and
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you're still single I mean I was right
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in the world hears it so we're all gonna
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watch this show and then I'm little
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dessert should have never fought him
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never 00:09:27,759
for her number she cried quite damn well
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spit on your a game last night I'm never
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off my game so that that one time you
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hear on gaps as a flute I was drunk can
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we 00:09:52,450
go
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she'll has this early morning class with
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douche pants and I gotta walk her to
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class holding her books then kiss her on
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the forehead
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Kayla's oldest time my friend you know
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it
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stop here
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hey do 00:10:42,630
rule one makes me curious Rule two don't
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appear too interested
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Rule three give him a method of contact
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but keep the ball in your court rule 4
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never answer 00:12:25,000
blue I'm not interested in men and you
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so stop talking Thank You Lake of course
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it did
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he's gonna try and get you alone don't
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let him don't rule number five you're
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busy you 00:13:14,909
all things what come with me let's go
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what is this wingmen Inc no no gotta be
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kidding me
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I'm not kidding you Lex and I are the
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masterminds behind the fastest-growing
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dating service in the Pacific Northwest
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popping up little Davidson no time what
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kids yeah
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or whatever it is you want I'll get it
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for you can I think about it sure you
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have one minute look this was an impulse
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process contact me first if he texts you
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ignore it he tells you you're busy with
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your new study partner oh is that you
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Blake not only am 00:15:14,948
hears the word sex can't spell the word
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orgasm and believes in love at first
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sight
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damn here's a questionnaire check out
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Blake's number 15 number 15 Oh number 15
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what would you wear on a first date her
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answer something 00:15:51,309
heart emoji I'm gonna see you tonight
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self up on these did you want to finish
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the questionnaire should i no no that's
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all you bro just no yeah no how do you
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do that just lead girls on like that
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every 00:16:50,410
explain it's not much to explain my
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sophomore year I got an exemption to
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play pro football then I got injured so
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here I am
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well what what just happened here he's
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here yeah I know 00:17:39,538
seen a good sister the goods I didn't
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have Goods when I was four
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you know I can't even tell if you have
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goods now I'm considering the bag he
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calls you 00:18:10,140
I want him to know I have boobs
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all right well like I said before dude
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the jury's still clearly out on that one
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are you sniffing my hair yeah is he
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looking no he's eating bastard God he
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must 00:19:21,029
guy play yeah let's not bore with that
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nice to meet you yeah how do you know my
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girl you're your girl yeah my girl I
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didn't realize you were dating anybody
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oh 00:19:58,940
nice to me
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it's good to see you Blake you do shall
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we yeah
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you okay yeah thank you
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I think it was the first time he's ever
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looks at me like you have boobs
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exactly next
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are they any count to five 00:20:58,480
looks good let's go open up before I
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crawl under come on let's go
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scale of 1 to 10 how awful is it like
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your great you sound bored no your boobs
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they look good
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Abby 00:21:48,769
wanted right right I want you look good
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I'll be eating out in your hand in no
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time that confident in your abilities
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know what I'm pretty confident in yours
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sir you need to get out of the dressing
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room
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we don't allow customers to play in the
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product before they purchase wait hanky
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panky oh oh you mean sex
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we'll take it all
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[Music]
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thank you
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if you hurt her I'm gonna break off your
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favorite appendage so uh where's the
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other 00:23:59,079
no it's okay it's okay it's just workout
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clothes I can always wash them hmm
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that isn't good oh thanks
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[Music]
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you kissed her yet well I will take that
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as a No
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she's never kissed another guy man it
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would be 00:25:20,269
upstairs yeah what's wrong
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you're wearing your where your any
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thought hmm
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yeah does the stripping have a purpose
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stripping should always have a purpose
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nothing um right tomorrow
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mean you we're gonna go work out
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together we have to get to the gym early
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before David cuz we're gonna catch him
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by surprise
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adrenaline pumps when 00:26:41,960
no I don't I don't
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okay you see that that look right there
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yeah that really pissed off look it
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sometimes can be confused for lust so
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to wait and find out no never play a
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player doesn't work okay sweet cheeks
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sweet cheeks sweet cheeks
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okay I think lesson time is over
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yeah 00:28:19,569
it's the best okay how stretchy Oh quiet
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stay calm you're good relax oh hey pain
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feels amazing what Blake oh hey hey hey
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David I didn't see you there
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wow you look exhausted
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yeah 00:29:34,910
good to see you Blake you look good
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Thanks
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skip the one might put another one on
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sorry
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well that was a really great first kiss
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dammit I was ruining everything I was
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her first kiss me
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the certified man-whore 00:30:48,990
I finish with shell the sooner I could
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what finish with Blake let's go to shell
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what if she doesn't want to go with you
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the last 00:31:26,429
really
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mm-hmm cute hair oh really
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look you'll have the clap from Oh sex
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you've had and you're afraid of a little
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cold 00:32:00,449
plumber and then suddenly some tall dude
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showed up and said he could fix it David
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thank you David no oh my god are you
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sick - I think so plate Haga I'm pretty
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sure he's 00:32:30,990
you're not stuck in this sick house no
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he's uh it's probably right you
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shouldn't get sick you know why you're
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probably already coming down with
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something again 00:33:12,840
see you look mmm yes to hang out you're
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busy you're always busy and I say you're
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free rule number five clearly states
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this he tries to call you or wants to
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curious into hanging out no especially
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when you're 00:33:59,390
fast and he's falling for it
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something's up with him you bring up his
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phone wait you wanna look at his file
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David and Blake's compatibility 87%
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unless you've got a high that's high
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really 00:34:36,530
she thinks you're holding up with Blake
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no not happening
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nor will it yeah go get Gabi some soup
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she's sick I'm gonna go sleep off
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whatever I'm coming down with Oh
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hopefully not dying
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if I 00:35:34,990
I texted you and I called you and then I
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threatened Gabby who threatened Lex
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that worried about me huh about you oh
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no no I'm doing this for it entirely
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selfish reasons
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teacup ones no just that's just Sookie
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just kind of want to keep it for
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everything okay come on you need to get
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your fever down come on oh just let me
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the
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come on never leave a man 00:37:17,840
right mm-hmm
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yeah only have two jobs and bikes and
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you know I'm gonna kill them off soon so
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there's a vacancy oh well that's good to
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know
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you have to cook for 00:39:29,099
you should take those and I will bring
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you food after practice food food you
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should probably take care of that I
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should you a good nurse would probably
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stay and help me take care of that
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[Music]
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Felix Blake 00:40:35,740
blow in your soup are you 12
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all right shit it's really hot blow well
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well coming from you I'll take that is
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the highest of compliments so what are
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we watching
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what's up sweet cheeks that was it
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do you ever think 00:41:46,519
go from one thing to another that's all
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part of college discovering yourself I
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mean I think hey maybe wearing
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flip-flops from 1992 wasn't as cool that
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they're not mine oh really so you just
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stole someone's flip-flops decided hey
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let's bring these back no they were my
603
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:05,690
brothers and after he died I I don't
604
00:42:04,099 --> 00:42:09,710
know I just I just wanted to be close to
605
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:11,329
him so you raided his clothes what
606
00:42:09,710 --> 00:42:14,570
everything smelled like 00:42:45,000
reason when I started wearing his
615
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:54,390
clothes it's like I don't know it almost
616
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:56,570
feels like invisible armor well I hate
617
00:42:54,389 --> 00:43:06,599
to break it to you but these flip-flops
618
00:42:56,570 --> 00:43:08,940
mm-hmm or anything but visible yeah
619
00:43:06,599 --> 00:43:10,920
first rule of kindergarten 00:43:33,620
that's all sometimes I hate my rules me
627
00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:33,619
too
628
00:43:48,530 --> 00:43:51,639
[Music]
629
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:10,260
whoa whoa we're training we're training
630
00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:11,789
you know we're setting up for a date for
631
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:13,380
her and you know David he's movement do
632
00:44:11,789 --> 00:44:17,159
the steps so fast you know I figured
633
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:19,320
00:44:34,470
friends friends it's funny how words
639
00:44:33,059 --> 00:44:36,179
that are supposed to make people happy
640
00:44:34,469 --> 00:44:38,579
kind of make you want to punch a tree
641
00:44:36,179 --> 00:44:45,829
like Chuck Norris yeah
642
00:44:38,579 --> 00:44:45,829
friends friends it is
643
00:45:04,858 --> 00:45:09,719
you know this 00:45:32,469
no do you have any other pointers that
651
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:34,420
don't involve me staring at his groin I
652
00:45:32,469 --> 00:45:40,169
think you can do better than that miss
653
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:40,170
nursing major nope not doing penis oh
654
00:45:40,230 --> 00:45:46,590
00:45:58,000
gonna have to get a little bit of
661
00:45:56,409 --> 00:46:00,659
confidence so you can tell him what you
662
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:05,550
want and what makes you think that I
663
00:46:00,659 --> 00:46:08,500
mean I'm a virgin so oh I'm gonna suck
664
00:46:05,550 --> 00:46:10,539
impossible believe me David on the other
665
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:12,190
hand the last girlfriend we interview
666
00:46:10,539 --> 00:46:12,909
said that although he deserved an A for
667
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:14,980
effort
668
00:46:12,909 --> 00:46:19,480
on multiple occasions she studied for a
669
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:22,119
test during during sex mm-hmm that's so
670
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:25,170
impersonal I mean shouldn't you be
671
00:46:22,119 --> 00:46:32,559
putting your your whole mind into it
672
00:46:25,170 --> 00:46:34,659
your body your soul we're gonna 00:46:52,320
how's it going
679
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:58,039
I thought y'all were more casual I know
680
00:46:55,969 --> 00:47:09,139
we made it official last night right
681
00:46:58,039 --> 00:47:10,130
sweet cheeks sorry yeah it's just it was
682
00:47:09,139 --> 00:47:14,690
a really great night
683
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:18,048
00:48:19,199
[Music]
694
00:48:30,650 --> 00:48:36,900
sound bird game boy did you just call me
695
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:39,500
boy good you do know I played pro
696
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:43,160
football I'm gonna have to do this oh
697
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:43,159
it's pretty much good at every sport
698
00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:51,059
except for golf really pretty sure we
699
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:54,390
established that ice skating is not a
700
00:48:51,059 --> 00:48:57,750
sport 00:50:07,459
yeah uni yeah come on Lex let's go grab
710
00:49:58,289 --> 00:50:13,940
an ice pack come on hey put weight on me
711
00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:22,170
you okay yeah I'm fine just old injury
712
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:24,470
oh it's starting to swell what happened
713
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:34,289
to your knee 00:50:54,840
don't sell yourself she's okay enough
721
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:55,289
gasps thank you Thanks look don't listen
722
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,960
to her
723
00:50:55,289 --> 00:51:00,599
I'm no hero Here I am being bitter that
724
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:03,869
I can't play football and this kid could
725
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:06,989
have 00:51:29,720
actually stood calm by his last name
734
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:32,030
Montgomery our little Monty cuz
735
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:34,759
it was tiny and apparently he's so
736
00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:41,440
afraid of the dark so he brought me this
737
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:43,400
bear smartly named bear and his mom
738
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:45,769
00:52:07,070
you that what about what about Monty
746
00:52:04,849 --> 00:52:08,960
where is he now actually gonna be a
747
00:52:07,070 --> 00:52:10,400
pretty badass football player his dad
748
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,990
sends me a schedule for his like
749
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:15,349
practices and games and I've actually
750
00:52:11,989 --> 00:52:21,139
been to a few he's not bad you really
751
00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:23,380
are Superman what's one person here 00:53:38,179
you are we in for it
759
00:53:35,010 --> 00:53:38,179
[Music]
760
00:53:38,329 --> 00:53:49,380
and if it takes all my life
761
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:53,640
some days I think my it's always always
762
00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:56,420
raining on me you know you can cut like
763
00:53:53,639 --> 00:53:56,420
night
764
00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:16,199
[Music]
765
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:38,609
[Music]
766
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:43,160
00:55:15,570
to me we have a history and that is not
774
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:19,579
something that you can compete with not
775
00:55:15,570 --> 00:55:19,580
now not ever
776
00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:29,509
shit how am I gonna compete with the
777
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:33,150
tree house whoo you smug bastard look
778
00:55:29,510 --> 00:55:38,180
you don't deserve 00:55:55,830
much brain power to make popcorn hey I
785
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:58,409
actually gotta get going but next
786
00:55:55,829 --> 00:56:00,029
Thursday 7 o'clock yeah yeah don't
787
00:55:58,409 --> 00:56:03,170
forget yeah well yeah dad's really
788
00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:08,780
excited to see you it'll 00:56:49,779
out I hate mornings
796
00:56:43,929 --> 00:56:55,539
yep freaking out use your indoor voice
797
00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:58,160
Lex can hear you also he hates mornings
798
00:56:55,539 --> 00:57:01,869
00:57:20,618
the boss
805
00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:36,659
I hate mornings there already think so
806
00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:48,980
late come on it can't be that bad let's
807
00:57:36,659 --> 00:57:52,769
go no it is very bad damn is it that bad
808
00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:55,250
00:58:14,490
remember this is a fake date so I don't
815
00:58:12,809 --> 00:58:17,009
make a fool out of myself when I go out
816
00:58:14,489 --> 00:58:18,328
with David on Thursday okay but ii leave
817
00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:20,819
this house you've got to pretend it's
818
00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:22,680
real I'll coach you and hopefully by
819
00:58:20,818 --> 00:58:24,119
Thursday 00:59:12,210
hey you know what we need to pretend
833
00:59:10,469 --> 00:59:14,848
like this is real remember or what's the
834
00:59:12,210 --> 00:59:23,088
point I don't know maybe a fun night
835
00:59:14,849 --> 00:59:28,140
some good food all right we're canoeing
836
00:59:23,088 --> 00:59:32,239
towards the restaurant yeah okay I have
837
00:59:28,139 --> 00:59:34,379
to admit 01:00:20,000
server this evening can I get you
844
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:24,140
started with anything yeah can we have
845
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:28,010
two margaritas on the rocks rule number
846
01:00:24,139 --> 01:00:30,379
ten only two drinks not three not four I
847
01:00:28,010 --> 01:00:31,970
know you can get nervous 01:00:48,069
oh I am I haven't really thought about
855
01:00:47,329 --> 01:00:52,719
that
856
01:00:48,070 --> 01:00:57,470
mmm it's a nice special please
857
01:00:52,719 --> 01:01:01,789
Thanks you know what's gonna happen
858
01:00:57,469 --> 01:01:03,019
eventually right yeah I don't know I
859
01:01:01,789 --> 01:01:06,259
01:01:22,789
he's not getting off it's either because
867
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:25,610
he mistakenly use numbing jealous of KY
868
01:01:22,789 --> 01:01:28,519
or he's gay and you just lack the goods
869
01:01:25,610 --> 01:01:32,249
to get in there okay why you still need
870
01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:35,559
another minute yeah
871
01:01:32,248 --> 01:01:38,439
if you can't 01:01:50,410
I wanted him to notice me I didn't want
877
01:01:48,518 --> 01:01:54,639
him to take me to bed two weeks after
878
01:01:50,409 --> 01:02:00,068
your little plan works well then just
879
01:01:54,639 --> 01:02:06,969
01:02:27,519
mean she drove her car into a mailbox
886
01:02:25,059 --> 01:02:31,930
when we had him over for fourth of July
887
01:02:27,518 --> 01:02:35,199
yeah the sad thing is is he was in knew
888
01:02:31,929 --> 01:02:37,629
01:02:55,599
settling there's a type that is cute a
896
01:02:53,248 --> 01:02:57,009
match made in heaven were you look at a
897
01:02:55,599 --> 01:03:01,749
couple holding hands in public and you
898
01:02:57,009 --> 01:03:03,068
think exact role legally blind and then
899
01:03:01,748 --> 01:03:06,338
there's the 01:03:26,589
she even had one rule for my playbook it
907
01:03:24,099 --> 01:03:33,759
would have changed her life
908
01:03:26,588 --> 01:03:33,759
well and so the playbook to the playbook
909
01:03:37,239 --> 01:03:40,670
okay
910
01:03:38,449 --> 01:03:42,108
the final rule your feeling like the
911
01:03:40,670 --> 01:03:45,259
dates 01:04:17,960
it's kind of an unwritten rule all of
921
01:04:17,329 --> 01:04:24,640
the above
922
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:24,639
how's that thanks enter
923
01:04:45,079 --> 01:04:51,989
[Music]
924
01:04:47,429 --> 01:04:51,989
screw David you mind
925
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:02,199
[Music]
926
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:10,399
[Music]
927
01:05:24,309 --> 01:05:27,429
[Music]
928
01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:33,199
[Music]
929
01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:41,639
[Music]
930
01:05:44,230 --> 01:06:41,920
[Music]
931
01:06:44,000 --> 01:07:02,748
[Music]
932
01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:17,380
[Music]
933
01:07:27,250 --> 01:07:32,298
gasps 01:07:43,278
touch her
940
01:07:40,539 --> 01:07:44,630
you aren't bailing does it look like I'm
941
01:07:43,278 --> 01:07:46,759
jumping out the window or making up some
942
01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:55,369
story about my dog you know how a dog I
943
01:07:46,759 --> 01:07:56,929
know where's Blake baking she got up
944
01:07:55,369 --> 01:07:58,910
with 01:08:21,649
didn't mean to sleep in I know you
953
01:08:19,969 --> 01:08:23,899
looked exhausted though and I didn't
954
01:08:21,649 --> 01:08:25,789
wanna wake you up I was exhausted sweet
955
01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:26,960
cheeks but the best type of way the type
956
01:08:25,789 --> 01:08:30,229
where 01:08:46,850
from upstairs now break apart for once I
963
01:08:44,899 --> 01:08:48,649
am NOT cooking so I went to sit and
964
01:08:46,850 --> 01:08:51,159
enjoy my coffee without watching real
965
01:08:48,649 --> 01:08:51,158
life porn
966
01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:02,829
who got late last night
967
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:11,210
you know you can't hook up 01:09:29,330
screwed one four times last night I'm
974
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:32,000
sorry was that all it was - you know I
975
01:09:29,329 --> 01:09:33,260
don't know where there's more reason why
976
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,489
I don't think you should be going on a
977
01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:42,770
date with douche pants look it's fine
978
01:09:37,489 --> 01:09:44,000
01:10:17,359
report it's that bad stats show that if
987
01:10:15,229 --> 01:10:19,879
client a Blake or do embark on a
988
01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:23,659
relationship with client B Ian there is
989
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:24,890
a 50% chance that one or both hearts
990
01:10:23,659 --> 01:10:26,449
will be broken in a relational and
991
01:10:24,890 --> 01:10:30,340
within two months once the honeymoon
992
01:10:26,449 --> 01:10:35,149
stage is done yeah
993
01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:36,350
David's father it's gone poor shows that
994
01:10:35,149 --> 01:10:38,119
if client a or doe barking a
995
01:10:36,350 --> 01:10:41,270
relationship with clients see there is
996
01:10:38,119 --> 01:10:45,619
an 87% chance that the relationship will
997
01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:47,950
be a success and it will bloom Blake and
998
01:10:45,619 --> 01:10:47,949
David
999
01:10:51,970 --> 01:10:55,240
not on my watch
1000
01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:58,939
all right you know 01:11:14,750
to cut his damn shooting hand off and
1007
01:11:11,149 --> 01:11:16,579
bury it in Gabe's yard okay listen the
1008
01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:19,460
sooner I can get tonight's dinner over
1009
01:11:16,579 --> 01:11:19,939
with and tell him how happy I am with
1010
01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:21,680
you
1011
01:11:19,939 --> 01:11:24,579
the sooner we can just put this whole
1012
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:27,680
David thing behind us 01:11:43,670
back so he's touching your back means
1020
01:11:42,739 --> 01:11:48,489
he's thinking about touching your ass
1021
01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:53,680
all right mm-hmm I promise
1022
01:11:48,489 --> 01:11:53,679
trust me yeah
1023
01:11:53,800 --> 01:12:00,460
go get him yeah coming through today you
1024
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:01,420
make that compatibility 01:12:25,720
every muscle in your body tensed when
1033
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:33,490
she walked into the room I've never seen
1034
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:35,199
you linger like that shit I'm a fifty
1035
01:12:33,489 --> 01:12:41,159
David's an 87 and he's with her right
1036
01:12:35,199 --> 01:12:41,159
now I'll Drive
1037
01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:50,550
she's facing him she's not sitting
1038
01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:50,550
across from but to the side
1039
01:12:51,819 --> 01:12:57,189
bastard may have skills 01:13:22,928
then I'll be home don't worry
1048
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:22,928
we should go okay yeah we should go
1049
01:13:31,890 --> 01:13:42,570
I hope you enjoyed your dessert get me
1050
01:13:38,010 --> 01:13:47,159
drunk does it feel
1051
01:13:42,569 --> 01:13:50,389
oh you mean getting my heart broken gee
1052
01:13:47,159 --> 01:13:54,050
I 01:14:14,100
chemistry may computers can't do that
1059
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:16,289
mhm
1060
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:18,060
look we're still technically under
1061
01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:21,329
contracts with Blake per our agreement
1062
01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:24,990
so as long as she's gone on her date
1063
01:14:21,329 --> 01:14:28,170
with David and kissed him the contract
1064
01:14:24,989 --> 01:14:31,679
01:15:05,640
like you should go I'm not leaving until
1073
01:15:04,649 --> 01:15:07,409
I talk to him
1074
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:10,470
likes he doesn't understand what he saw
1075
01:15:07,409 --> 01:15:11,819
01:15:24,119
some important detail here where you
1082
01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:27,840
pushed him away you need him in the ball
1083
01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:30,840
I I did push him away he hesitated you
1084
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:32,340
must be proud of yourself the first girl
1085
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:33,810
to take down Ian Hunter he just toss
1086
01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:35,850
them 01:16:08,819
your bitch yeah come on har nothing I
1094
01:16:06,689 --> 01:16:10,769
didn't I didn't mean to call her a bitch
1095
01:16:08,819 --> 01:16:12,779
I just got a cop in the moment yeah hey
1096
01:16:10,770 --> 01:16:21,170
hey she cares about you
1097
01:16:12,779 --> 01:16:21,170
she's gonna be back three two
1098
01:16:31,779 --> 01:16:36,859
no don't talk 01:17:28,069
we're done no we're not Ian I love you I
1106
01:17:24,819 --> 01:17:30,920
love you so much and I'm so sorry about
1107
01:17:28,069 --> 01:17:34,359
the kiss but it I was confused and it
1108
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:36,649
had 01:17:49,639
sex chemical reaction occurs that
1115
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:51,799
emotionally bonds you with someone when
1116
01:17:49,639 --> 01:17:56,389
you have sex with them give it a few
1117
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:58,369
days it'll wear off so while I in I'm
1118
01:17:56,389 --> 01:18:01,279
01:18:18,090
anymore
1125
01:18:18,359 --> 01:18:26,908
yeah be happy okay
1126
01:18:21,729 --> 01:18:26,909
hey and good to see you buddy oh yeah
1127
01:18:26,969 --> 01:18:31,630
I'm out of here
1128
01:18:28,599 --> 01:18:34,739
and David treat her right Oh certainly
1129
01:18:31,630 --> 01:18:34,739
we'll just like I did last night
1130
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:40,328
disrespect 01:19:10,299
to me that I loved you that before after
1139
01:19:05,349 --> 01:19:12,400
you screwed up are you kidding me how
1140
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:14,199
does it go from kissing to sex I
1141
01:19:12,399 --> 01:19:21,569
basically walked you through the steps
1142
01:19:14,198 --> 01:19:24,629
Blake are we done
1143
01:19:21,569 --> 01:19:27,788
so done
1144
01:19:24,630 --> 01:19:27,788
[Music]
1145
01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:53,360
01:20:18,340
smiley face a smiley face well a smiley
1153
01:20:16,670 --> 01:20:20,539
face means that there's still hope right
1154
01:20:18,340 --> 01:20:22,659
but we all know what smiley face does
1155
01:20:20,539 --> 01:20:25,130
01:20:41,630
a brother this compatibility report is
1161
01:20:38,059 --> 01:20:43,159
ruining your life does I break her heart
1162
01:20:41,630 --> 01:20:47,420
in two months and David on the other
1163
01:20:43,158 --> 01:20:52,789
hand she'd be in total bliss yeah well I
1164
01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:55,460
may 01:21:26,349
cuz I'm sick of losing shit yeah man
1172
01:21:23,569 --> 01:21:26,349
your sauce on my back
1173
01:21:27,429 --> 01:21:33,579
so I did I changed the numbers man just
1174
01:21:31,939 --> 01:21:36,319
a little but enough for you to bail
1175
01:21:33,579 --> 01:21:38,050
01:22:00,408
for a drink
1182
01:21:56,630 --> 01:22:01,909
what yeah I wish mr. goody two-shoes oh
1183
01:22:00,408 --> 01:22:04,368
look a butterfly let's hug the tree
1184
01:22:01,908 --> 01:22:07,339
actually as bad as I wish he was
1185
01:22:04,368 --> 01:22:11,658
01:22:25,549
a sexy piece of ass from Ian Hunter so I
1191
01:22:23,090 --> 01:22:26,929
can get any chick that I want so come
1192
01:22:25,550 --> 01:22:30,529
hither my pretties well show you what a
1193
01:22:26,929 --> 01:22:34,300
real man can do you silver-tongued devil
1194
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:41,809
01:23:30,810
drink you do realize the last time I saw
1204
01:23:29,189 --> 01:23:32,609
you you almost killed David and somehow
1205
01:23:30,810 --> 01:23:34,410
simultaneously broke my heart in the
1206
01:23:32,609 --> 01:23:38,809
process and now you're just gonna call
1207
01:23:34,409 --> 01:23:40,800
me drunk and out I'm not drunk okay I
1208
01:23:38,810 --> 01:23:42,510
have a confession to make
1209
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:50,670
01:24:12,539
desperately want you I know I I need you
1215
01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:16,199
I fucking crave you I was scared you're
1216
01:24:12,539 --> 01:24:17,729
scared yeah an hunter is scared I'm
1217
01:24:16,198 --> 01:24:20,759
scared that you'd be settling for me
1218
01:24:17,729 --> 01:24:23,299
01:24:47,000
to spend my nights with I love you I
1226
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:54,949
love you just kiss him already
1227
01:24:53,520 --> 01:25:03,770
yeah
1228
01:24:54,949 --> 01:25:06,149
[Music]
1229
01:25:03,770 --> 01:25:07,800
so this is the part of the story where
1230
01:25:06,149 --> 01:25:09,599
we cheer to new beginnings and lots of
1231
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:12,449
happy endings and while I pride myself
1232
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:16,710
for the success of wingman 01:25:48,569
number 18 again did Ian talk to you he
1240
01:25:47,158 --> 01:25:51,420
talks to me everyday you need any more
1241
01:25:48,569 --> 01:25:52,859
specific now that he's a flake he wants
1242
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:56,399
to limit his wingman work and said I
1243
01:25:52,859 --> 01:26:01,729
could 01:26:31,809
deep breath hold it and take your wave
1249
01:26:28,149 --> 01:26:40,299
again if you were a just song just got
1250
01:26:31,809 --> 01:26:42,039
along be part of your son in the every
1251
01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:49,069
time I see you I just
1252
01:26:42,039 --> 01:26:49,069
[Music]
1253
01:26:49,770 --> 01:26:55,240
01:27:42,069
[Music]
1261
01:27:44,350 --> 01:27:49,670
above me everything I'm looking for
1262
01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:52,880
thing about you more and more I love me
1263
01:27:49,670 --> 01:27:54,000
would you love me how can I know I can't
1264
01:27:52,880 --> 01:28:04,329
be sure
1265
01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:04,329
[Music]
1266
01:28:04,899 --> 01:28:15,849
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