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[ Chattering ]
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[ Man On Radio ]
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- [ Chattering ]
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- Hey.
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- Bring us a bottle.
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- Now wait a second.
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- Hey, Chief, where's my fish?
- [ Laughs ]
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Oh!
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- It's okay, pal. We're just good friends.
- All right.
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- Ooh-wee! They got me runnin' tonight, girls.
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Hey, Stella. I'll give you a quarter
if you lower that zipper another inch.
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- Here you go, George. Hiya, fellas.
- [ Chattering ]
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How is it at the hospital?
Don't tell me you cut somebody open.
I don't wanna hear it.
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- [ Man ] Stella.
- What?
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What's the hardest thing about
a 90-year-old man's wedding night?
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You make my ass ache, Billy.
You know that?
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- Where do you get this stuff?
- [ Stella ] Off the men's room walls.
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- Here you go.
- Isn't Billy just heaven?
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- My idea of it.
- I don't know, Stella.
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- I think you and Billy'd
make a pretty cute couple.
- Fool.
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-Jackass.
- Fool jackass. How much
you win at the track today, Ed?
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- Three hundred.
- [ Both ] Ooh.
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- Stella, I'm playin' your song.
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Bob, you quit that. I told you once,
I told you 20 times, I'm not gonna do it.
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- Get up on the bar.
- Come on, Deb. Be a pal here.
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[ All Chanting ]
Up on the bar! Up on the bar!
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No.
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Up on the bar! Up on the bar!
Up on the bar!
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On the bar! They want ya.
They want ya. They want ya, babe.
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- Go on!
- [ All Yelling ]
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[ All Cheering ]
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Out of my way.
Spread the wave.
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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- Oh!
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Bump that thing, Stella.![ Whistles ]
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- [ Cheering Continues ]
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- Whoo!
- Far out!
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- Oh! Oh!
- Stella, don't hurt yourself.
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Oh!
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[ Squeals ]
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[ Yelling ]
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Whoo!
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- [ Man Whistling ]
- Yeah!
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Ohhhhhhhhh!
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[ Screams ]
Whoo!
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[ Men Whistling ]
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Ba-bum.
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[ Man ] Keep it moving, Stella.!Keep it moving.!
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- [ Man #2 ] Stella.!
- Whoo!
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- [ Groans ]
- Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
[ Squeals ]
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Ronnie,
give me that porkpie.
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[ All Cheering ]
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- [ Man ] Show me some skin, baby.
- Whoo!
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[ Cheering Continues ]
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- ## [ Ends ]
- [ Squeals ]
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Yeah.! Yeah, yeah, yeah.!
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[ Applause ]
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Cheering Echoing ]
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[ Alarm Clock Buzzes ]
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[ Ends ]
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[ Man On Radio ]
It's the coldest day of 1 969.
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- Look for a Watertown low
of minus four degrees.
- [ Sighing ]
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Unless you absolutely have to be outside,
this is a great day to stay indoors.
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This cold snap is expected
to last for three more days.
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[ Sighs ] It's a great life
if you don't weaken.
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- ## [ Humming ]
- [ Children Chattering In Distance ]
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## [ Continues Humming ]
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[ Shuddering ]
So cold. So cold.
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Stella, don't walk away when
I'm trying to tell you a joke.
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- I just heard that one.
- [ Laughing ]
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[ Man On TV] Whalers trying to breakthe Muskets' six-game--
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Hi. All right.
What's it gonna be?
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Ah. I see by your glassy-eyed stare
you're not sure.
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Here. Have a nut
while you make up your mind.
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Ah. Time's up.
What'll you have?
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I was here last night
I saw you dancing.
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Oh, yeah.I think you're great.
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I wondered if maybe
we could have dinner.
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No. Sorry.
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Are you married, engaged,involved or something?
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No. Not married, not engaged,
not involved, but, yeah, somethin'.
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And the something is,
not interested.
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- Now, what's it gonna be?
- Draft.
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[ Man On TV Continues,
Indistinct ]
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- You wanna hear another one?
- Bill, if you don't shut up--
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[ Chuckling ] True story.
I just heard it. You wanna hear it?
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I'm ready. Wait a second.
Let me finish up over here.
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- Why not interested?
-Just not.
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- But why not?
- Twenty-five cents, please. Thank you.
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[ Sighs ]
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How do I do this?
Stephen Dallas.
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Healthy. Good teeth. I'm doing
a residency a couple blocks from here.
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Specialize in kidney diseases. Anything
you want to know about kidneys, ask me.
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And, uh, I'm toldI wake up easy in the morning.
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- [ Man ] Howdy, beautiful.
- Hi, George.
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What's it gonna be tonight?
Don't tell me.
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- Shot and a beer.
- Shot and a beer.
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- You never disappoint me, George.
- What are you, a nun?
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- You do go out sometimes, don't you?
- Yeah. Sure.
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I used to go out
with George.
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[ Laughing ]
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What's the secret, George?
What's wrong with me?
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Okay.
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The truth is you're just
a little too fancy for me. All right?
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Fancy kidney doctor. Fancy little cashmere
sweater. Fancy little starched shirt.
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Hey, I'll wear jeans.
I won't shave.
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- How about that money now, George?
- George, it's on me.
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- What a guy!
- Yeah. What a guy.
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Look, I want to
take you to dinner.
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Maybe a movie. Something.
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Just a standard offer.
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- I'm not standard.
- No, you're not.
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[ Phone Ringing ]
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Look, this is not a lifetime commitment.
This would just be a date.
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- Somebody get that phone!
- Go somewhere nice. I won't wear cashmere.
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No starch. I'll wear a leather hatand a nice flannel shirt.
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All right. All right. All right.
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- [ Ringing Continues ]
- All right. All right. All right.
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That was bad.
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Oh, it wasn't that bad.
She's beautiful.
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Well, yeah, but what about
when she said, uh...
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"Tell 'em Lylah's comin,' soon
as she gets her harness on�?
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- [ Chuckles ]
- What was that?
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Well, I liked Vertigo
better, I guess.
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Well, Vertigo--Vertigo was great.
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- But this--
- But I liked this one too.
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- It was just so puerile.
- Puerile?
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- Yeah.
- What the hell's �puerile�?
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- You know. Childish.
- Puerile. Sounds pretty. I like it.
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All right. I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
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- Beg your pardon?
- You know, tell me something about yourself.
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Then I tell you.
It's called conversation.
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- Okay, um, born in Connecticut.
- Born right here in Watertown.
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- Broke my collarbone twice.
- Never broke nothing.
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Had to fight with my parents to go
to Cornell. They're both doctors.
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They both went to Harvard.
They think Cornell is slumming it.
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My father was
a construction worker...
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who got killed in a fight
over a poker game.
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And my mother-- Well, she drank herself
to death at 41 ...
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as I was telling the duchess
only yesterday.
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I always wanted to be a doctor.
I believe in it, the whole thing.
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- The oath, the laying on of hands.
- Come on. You're really a doctor?
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- You think I was making it up?
- Some guys would do anything for a date.
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[ Chuckles ] Look at this one!
Eugene Gagliano, the gorgeous pig.
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God, I have rotten taste
in men. I really do.
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He used to like to tie me up
in bed. Ugh, what a pig!
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- He sure was pretty though.
- What's that?
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And this is me
at bartender school.
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- You know what they say
about lady bartenders?
- Mm-mmm.
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They're dirty, they're stupid,
their ankles are thick.
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So shut off your minds, boys,
and reach for your dick.
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God, people are
so mean sometimes.
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[ Sighs ]
I don't care.
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Not me. I don't care.
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Now, what do you call that?
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I-- I was just
being friendly.
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- Friendly?
- Yeah.
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[ Laughing ]
I've heard that song before.
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Want to wait
till the third date?
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Hmm. Maybe
I wanna wait forever.
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Okay, then. I'll just--
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[ Sighs ]
I'll just say good night.
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Say good night, Stella.
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Good night, Stella.
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## [ Singing In German ]
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[ Laughing ]
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- Shh.
- I--
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It's incredible.
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Shh. I'm sorry.
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[ Chuckling ]
Shh.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Whispers ]
Some of us are enjoying the music.
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[ Both Laughing]
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
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- [ Sighing ]
- [ Chuckling ]
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Oh, boy.
[ Laughing ]
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I'm gonna miss this place.
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- Hmm.
- I'm gonna miss you.
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- I'm gonna miss you too.
We have a couple months left.
- Seven weeks.
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- I'll bet in eight weeks
you won't even remember my face.
- How could I forget you?
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The looker.
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- You know, I have had
my share of good-looking guys.
- Oh, I'm sure.
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Well, I have. I showed you that picture
of Eugene Gagliano.
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The gorgeous pig.
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- The same.
- Yeah.
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And a couple of years ago, I dated a guy
who looked almost exactly like ya.
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- Really.
- Uh-huh.
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Well, he was a little shorter than you
and he was Chinese.
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[ Snickering ]
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So the fact that he picked me
to be his assistant-- It's--
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It's a dream, you know?
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Oh, yeah. Terrific.
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Ooh, fascinated, huh?
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- Oh, yeah. Well, I was interested.
- Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.
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Anyway, next month...
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I'm off to New York.
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- So soon?
- What do you care? You said
the other day I was dull.
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- I said you were calm.
- Yeah. And you yawned when you said it.
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Ah. You don't--
You don't butter toast like that.
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Look. What you do--
You break off a piece, and you butter that.
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And then eat just the piece.
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You told me you wanted meto help you with things like that.
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I changed my mind.
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What's wrong?
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[ Sighs ]
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She stubbed her toe.
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Who?
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That's what my mother
used to say.
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She'd point to some neighbor girl,
all big-bellied-- no husband, no job--
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and say, �She was doing fine,
but she stubbed her toe.�
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[ Exhales ]
I'm pregnant.
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What are you gonna do?
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- Shouldn't there be a �we� in that sentence?
- That's what I meant.
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- Yeah, right.
- That's what I meant.
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What do you think?
218
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I think she was doing fine,
but she stubbed her toe.
219
00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:57,312
Do you want a baby?
220
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,581
Maybe.
221
00:15:07,089 --> 00:15:09,022
[ Exhales ]
222
00:15:10,525 --> 00:15:13,119
I--
223
00:15:13,194 --> 00:15:15,185
I don't know
how you feel about this--
224
00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:19,096
I don't know how
I feel about this, but...
225
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:23,796
I think I know where
I could set up an abortion.
226
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:29,798
Maybe.
227
00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:36,242
If you want to have it, I'll help you.
It's really up to you.
228
00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:39,806
You decide what you want.
We'll get it for you.
229
00:15:42,087 --> 00:15:44,988
- Do you know what you want?
- [ Exhales ]
230
00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:47,718
I want a room
full of balloons.
231
00:16:03,906 --> 00:16:05,897
[ Engine Starts ]
232
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:20,247
[ Gasps, Squealing ]
233
00:16:20,988 --> 00:16:24,082
Oh! Oh!
234
00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:27,388
Oh, my. Oh!
235
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,486
Oh.
236
00:16:30,563 --> 00:16:32,997
Oh, boy.
237
00:16:35,335 --> 00:16:37,768
Gee, if I didn't know
any better, I'd--
238
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:40,600
I'd think you were getting ready
to ask me to marry you.
239
00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:43,699
Well, I think that maybe
that's what we should do.
240
00:16:43,776 --> 00:16:46,767
I think we should get married.
241
00:16:46,844 --> 00:16:48,903
[ Chuckles ]
That's pretty good, Steve.
242
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,914
Aw, shoot.
I almost believe ya.
243
00:16:50,982 --> 00:16:53,075
No. I mean it.
244
00:16:53,151 --> 00:16:55,085
We can get married.
245
00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:58,588
[ Gasps ] Let's mix some oil and water.
Good idea.
246
00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:03,592
Come on. You don't wanna marry me.
I don't wanna marry you either.
247
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:08,426
Look at you. Trying so hard.
[ Chuckles ]
248
00:17:08,497 --> 00:17:11,227
All the time you're thinking,
�Oh, my God.�
249
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:16,067
I gotta marry a pregnant bartender
who quit school in the tenth grade.�
250
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:19,300
Well, you can relax, Stephen,
'cause the bartender's turning you down.
251
00:17:19,374 --> 00:17:22,070
You know, I've got a--
I've got a good career going.
252
00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:26,511
Getting ready to go to New York. All of
a sudden maybe I got a wife and a kid.
253
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,879
It's not what I had in mind. It's not the plan,
but I thought about it--
254
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:32,384
I thought about it!
And I finally say to myself...
255
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:35,251
�Stephen, do the right thing.�
I'm here to do it...
256
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,448
and you tell me I'm not
smiling broadly enough.
257
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,424
I understand, okay?
I sympathize.
258
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,786
I'll help you
with any expenses.
259
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:48,799
- I don't want your goddamn money.
- Don't be stupid. You can't--
260
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,995
- Oh, go on. Go on to New York.
- Hey. I'm not the enemy.
261
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,095
- I want to help.
- No, you don't.
262
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:58,005
What you really want is for me to say
it's okay. It's okay for you to leave.
263
00:17:58,075 --> 00:18:01,203
It's okay for you to go to New York.
That's what you really want.
264
00:18:01,278 --> 00:18:03,769
So I'm saying it. All right?
It's okay.
265
00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:05,872
[ Tea Kettle Whistling ]
266
00:18:08,718 --> 00:18:10,709
Go!
267
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:16,818
- [ Whistling Continues ]- [ Door Opens, Closes ]
268
00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:19,326
Great life,
if you don't weaken.
269
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:24,091
Last call, guys.
270
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,565
What are you gonna do?
271
00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:29,603
I don't know.
272
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:32,264
We could get married
if you want.
273
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,967
Ed, come off it.
274
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,935
You're sweet though.
275
00:18:40,881 --> 00:18:42,940
[ Inhales, Exhales Deeply ]
276
00:18:43,016 --> 00:18:45,643
How many months?
277
00:18:45,718 --> 00:18:50,553
- Almost three.
- Are you gonna decide soon?
Do you want it?
278
00:18:50,623 --> 00:18:55,025
I don't know.
How big is it at three months?
279
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,789
Tadpole. Peanut.
280
00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:02,196
Yeah, but it don't have no brain, right?It doesn't feel anything, right?
281
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:05,064
No. I don't know.
282
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:08,562
Well...
283
00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:10,903
I'll decide in a couple of days.
284
00:19:10,974 --> 00:19:13,771
- You said that last month.
- I will.
285
00:19:13,843 --> 00:19:16,835
I said I will, and I will.
286
00:19:16,913 --> 00:19:20,849
- Do you need any money?
- No. I got almost $2,000 saved up.
287
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:23,214
Hell, you can retire
and live off the interest.
288
00:19:27,923 --> 00:19:32,087
I just don't get it.
Nobody tells you what to do anymore.
289
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,094
Used to be if you got pregnant
and weren't married...
290
00:19:36,163 --> 00:19:38,427
you went off like Peggy Riley
in the ninth grade.
291
00:19:38,499 --> 00:19:40,433
Remember her?
292
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:43,492
You had an abortion.That was that.
293
00:19:44,838 --> 00:19:47,773
Now I got all these choices.
294
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:50,537
I can have it...
295
00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,544
or I can have an abortion...
296
00:19:53,612 --> 00:19:56,979
or I can have it
and give it away.
297
00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:02,946
But I don't know why they call them
choices. They're all terrible.
298
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:05,750
It might be fun
to have a kid.
299
00:20:05,823 --> 00:20:08,758
I don't know.
I never thought about having kids.
300
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:12,352
- What do you do with them?
- Make 'em go to the store for ya.
301
00:20:19,336 --> 00:20:21,804
I hate 1969.
302
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:29,076
- Hey. Do you want to get
a pizza tonight after bingo?
- No.
303
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,339
Boy, you're a barrel of laughs.
304
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:35,143
Why don't you go to the racetrack
and waste some more money?
305
00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:37,309
Bitch away, bitch.
306
00:20:37,385 --> 00:20:40,821
You can argue, froth at the mouth
if you want to.
307
00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:43,015
I'm not gonna fight ya.
308
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:45,115
Besides, I win more than I lose.
309
00:20:45,192 --> 00:20:48,423
Said the guy who lost
750 bucks last weekend.
310
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:51,292
That Butterfinger's probably real good
for the kid, isn't it?
311
00:20:51,364 --> 00:20:54,458
It's good. I don't know.
I guess it won't hurt.
312
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:57,833
But what about me?
I got a right to live, too, don't I?
313
00:20:57,904 --> 00:21:01,600
- I got a right to live, too, don't I?
- Sure you do.
314
00:21:06,478 --> 00:21:09,379
[ Woman Coughing ]
315
00:21:09,447 --> 00:21:12,210
G-51 .
316
00:21:15,419 --> 00:21:17,353
O-72.
317
00:21:17,421 --> 00:21:19,412
[ All Murmuring ]
O-72.
318
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:25,655
- [ Man ] N-33.
- Stephen still comin' around?
319
00:21:25,728 --> 00:21:29,755
He came back from New York last week
holding out an envelope full of money.
320
00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:33,597
An envelope. Like money was too
embarrassing to see the light of day.
321
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:36,137
- O-66.- [ Ed ] Did you take it?
322
00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:38,297
- No.
- What did you tell him?
323
00:21:38,373 --> 00:21:42,638
I said, �Die in a ditch.
Just lay down in a ditch and die.�
324
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:45,110
Who needs him?
I got two hands.
325
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,306
- A lot of guys
wouldn't have even offered.
- O-71.
326
00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:49,315
- Screw him.
- Stella.
327
00:21:49,383 --> 00:21:51,316
- Screw his money.
- That's cute. That's real cute.
328
00:21:51,384 --> 00:21:55,013
And screw you too. Will you just shut up?
I only need O-70 to win.
329
00:21:55,088 --> 00:21:57,022
- B-9.
- Bingo!
330
00:21:57,090 --> 00:22:00,422
- [ People Groaning ]
- Serves you right.
331
00:22:00,492 --> 00:22:03,052
- [ People Murmuring ]
- [ Laughing ]
332
00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:07,891
- Neil, what does your father do?
- For a living?
333
00:22:07,967 --> 00:22:10,628
- My mother was wondering.
- He's a cat burglar.
334
00:22:10,702 --> 00:22:14,160
- [ Woman ] Seriously.- [ Neil ] Really. He's a cat burglar.
335
00:22:14,238 --> 00:22:16,729
I don't know.Tell her anything you want.
336
00:22:16,808 --> 00:22:19,038
A merchant.
Tell her my father runs a store.
337
00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:21,304
Why don't you
live with your parents in Arizona?
338
00:22:21,378 --> 00:22:24,142
Because I'm grown up--or I'm supposed to be grown up.
339
00:22:24,214 --> 00:22:27,581
- I can't follow my parentswherever they go.
- Ed, my water just broke.
340
00:22:27,651 --> 00:22:29,709
- Why stay with your aunt and uncle?
- [ Both ] What?
341
00:22:29,785 --> 00:22:32,515
- My water just broke.
- [ Both ] What?
342
00:22:32,588 --> 00:22:37,252
- Shut up down there.
- What are you guys, "deef"?
I said my water just broke.
343
00:22:37,326 --> 00:22:39,589
Are you all right?
Can you walk?
344
00:22:39,661 --> 00:22:42,653
I'm trying to watch the movie.
Will you keep the volume down?
345
00:22:42,731 --> 00:22:45,928
- Do you want your face smashed?
Her water just broke.
- Come here, honey.
346
00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:47,935
- [ Groaning ]
- Come on. Okay, honey.
347
00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:49,993
- [ Coughing ]
- [ Groaning ]
348
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:52,163
Could you hold
this popcorn for me?
349
00:22:52,239 --> 00:22:54,173
Are you okay?
350
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:56,402
Ow. Ooh.
Excuse me, please.
351
00:22:56,477 --> 00:22:59,377
- [ Woman ] Ouch!
- Oh, shit.
352
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:02,505
- Ed, we need to make a chair.
- What the hell are you talking about?
353
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,516
- We have to carry her.
- Carry her?
354
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,883
- I can walk. Let's go, guys.
- Put your arm right there.
355
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:11,150
Stell, come here.
You shouldn't be walking.
356
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,919
- Oh, my God!
- Are you okay?
357
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:17,052
- Oh, honey.
- Bye-bye, Ali.
358
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,062
- [ Screams ]
- [ Neil ] I'm not angry.
359
00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:21,121
[ Baby Crying In Distance ]
360
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,467
You're awake.
361
00:23:24,535 --> 00:23:28,868
- Do you want to see what
your new daughter looks like?
- Yeah, sure.
362
00:23:28,938 --> 00:23:30,872
Bring her in.
363
00:23:36,713 --> 00:23:39,579
- [ Groans Softly ]
- [ Baby Cooing ]
364
00:23:39,648 --> 00:23:42,048
[ Footsteps Approaching ]
365
00:23:42,117 --> 00:23:44,051
Here we go.
366
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,953
[ Gasps Softly ]
Oh.
367
00:23:50,224 --> 00:23:52,158
Oh.
368
00:23:53,361 --> 00:23:55,329
Oh, great.
369
00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:59,924
Oh, God.
[ Chuckling ]
370
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,992
Oh.
371
00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:05,038
Hello, baby.
372
00:24:06,406 --> 00:24:10,102
Let me see. You got all your fingers
and your toes?
373
00:24:10,176 --> 00:24:12,974
Huh? Oh, you do.
374
00:24:13,045 --> 00:24:15,673
Look at those little feet.
375
00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:18,443
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, my goodness.
376
00:24:18,516 --> 00:24:20,507
All mine.
377
00:24:21,853 --> 00:24:23,844
All mine.
378
00:24:29,727 --> 00:24:31,718
Where is she?
379
00:24:31,795 --> 00:24:33,786
- Where is she?
- [ Girl Giggling ]
380
00:24:33,864 --> 00:24:35,923
[ Growls ]
Here comes Cousin Itt.
381
00:24:35,999 --> 00:24:38,933
I'm gonna get ya.[ Playful Roaring ]
382
00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:42,732
- [ Growling ]
- [ Giggling Continues ]
383
00:24:42,805 --> 00:24:46,035
Where is she?
Where's that Jenny girl?
384
00:24:46,108 --> 00:24:49,305
- There you are. I see you.
- Peekaboo.
385
00:24:49,377 --> 00:24:51,937
- [ Giggling ]
- [ Roars ] Peekaboo.
386
00:24:52,013 --> 00:24:54,538
Peekaboo. I got ya.
387
00:24:54,616 --> 00:24:56,549
I got ya.
Ah, come here, you.
388
00:24:56,617 --> 00:25:00,178
- Gotcha, g-g-g-got.
- [ Deb ] Stell, Sara Lee's ready.
389
00:25:00,254 --> 00:25:02,518
Ahhh. All right.
390
00:25:02,590 --> 00:25:05,184
Oopy-doopy-doo.
391
00:25:05,259 --> 00:25:08,352
Whoo! Young lady.
392
00:25:08,428 --> 00:25:13,456
I told Jenny she could have
a little piece if she takes a nap...
393
00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:18,128
- before he gets here.
- So, uh, when's he coming?
394
00:25:18,203 --> 00:25:20,569
3:30.
395
00:25:20,639 --> 00:25:24,097
- And he hasn't see her since--
- Never. Never seen her.
396
00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:29,539
I still think you were really stupid
not to take the money he offered.
397
00:25:29,614 --> 00:25:32,174
I didn't want his money.
398
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,184
That's just pride talkin'.
399
00:25:34,252 --> 00:25:36,481
Pride never
buttered any bread.
400
00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:40,146
Don't you ever
get lonely, Stell?
401
00:25:40,223 --> 00:25:42,851
Or horny?
402
00:25:42,926 --> 00:25:44,859
[ Whispers ]
Sorry.
403
00:25:44,927 --> 00:25:48,260
- Well, you'd think I would, wouldn't ya?
- Uh-huh.
404
00:25:48,330 --> 00:25:50,628
But I don't really.
405
00:25:50,699 --> 00:25:53,327
Seems like after Jenny
I just--
406
00:25:53,402 --> 00:25:57,701
- I don't have too much left over.
You know what I mean?
- Uh-uh. I don't.
407
00:25:57,772 --> 00:26:03,506
Well, anyway, if I did take up with some guy,
he'd probably turn out like Eugene Gagliano.
408
00:26:03,578 --> 00:26:05,738
- Remember him?
- [ Both ] That bum.
409
00:26:05,813 --> 00:26:09,112
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
410
00:26:10,684 --> 00:26:13,175
Here, sweetie. Yum.
411
00:26:13,253 --> 00:26:15,379
- Yes.
- Hello. We were in the neighborhood...
412
00:26:15,454 --> 00:26:18,389
and thought you might like to have a drink
with two handsome men.
413
00:26:18,457 --> 00:26:22,120
- Or me and Tony if we got here first.
- Hi, Ed.
414
00:26:22,195 --> 00:26:24,162
Oh, come now.
Oh, you're all wet.
415
00:26:24,229 --> 00:26:26,288
- Who's all wet?
- At least shut the door, fool.
416
00:26:26,364 --> 00:26:29,891
- Hey, Deb. How you doin', baby?
- Hi, Ed.
417
00:26:29,968 --> 00:26:31,936
- You're all wet.
- Hi, sweetheart.
418
00:26:32,003 --> 00:26:34,732
- This is Tony De Banza,
and old army buddy of mine.
- Hi.
419
00:26:34,805 --> 00:26:36,739
- Debbie Whitman.
- Handsome devil, ain't he?
420
00:26:36,807 --> 00:26:40,368
- Hi.
- They call him the Polish Sausage,
but I ain't sayin' why.
421
00:26:40,444 --> 00:26:42,378
Say why.
[ Laughs ]
422
00:26:42,446 --> 00:26:45,676
You know what else?
I sold him half-interest in the bar today.
423
00:26:45,748 --> 00:26:48,478
Yeah. I got no more debts
and plenty of money.
424
00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:50,781
- [ Debbie ] Whoo.!
- Ow! It's the good times, Stella.
425
00:26:50,854 --> 00:26:53,617
What do you mean you sold him
half-interest in the bar?
426
00:26:53,689 --> 00:26:58,490
Would you look at that?
Sexiest woman in town,
and she won't give me no satisfaction.
427
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,256
I'm not gonna listen to you
if you're gonna talk like that.
428
00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:03,923
- Stella, baby, I didn't mean it!
- [ Crying ]
429
00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:06,262
- Hey, turn that shitty church music off.
430
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:09,167
- I like that.
- Don't give him no more to drink.
431
00:27:09,237 --> 00:27:11,762
- Hi, baby. Hi, Jenny-wenny.
- Give him a cup of coffee.
432
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,829
- You got your driver's license yet?
- ## [ Rock ]
433
00:27:13,907 --> 00:27:16,068
- No.
- No?
434
00:27:16,142 --> 00:27:18,508
- Oh. Oh. Whoo!
435
00:27:18,578 --> 00:27:22,139
- I want me some dancin'. Yes.
- Ed, come on.
436
00:27:22,215 --> 00:27:24,614
- They're crazy.
- Aw, you old pill. To hell with ya.
437
00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:28,141
I'm gonna dance with my baby girl here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
438
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:31,087
Ed, put her down.
Ed, put her down.
439
00:27:31,156 --> 00:27:33,350
[ Cackling ]
440
00:27:33,424 --> 00:27:35,358
- Come on, Ed.
- [ Squealing ]
441
00:27:35,426 --> 00:27:38,020
- We make quite a threesome. [ Laughing ]
- [ Squealing ]
442
00:27:41,499 --> 00:27:44,695
Uh, Debbie, you put the baby
down for a nap. All right?
443
00:27:44,768 --> 00:27:46,702
- Sure.
- Scram.
444
00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:49,295
Excuse me.
445
00:27:49,373 --> 00:27:51,307
- You're so early.
- ## [ Ends ]
446
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:53,774
Sorry. Excuse me.
447
00:27:53,843 --> 00:27:56,004
This is how you live, huh?
448
00:27:56,078 --> 00:27:59,673
Hey. We were just having some Sara Lee,
and bam-- the ceiling falls in.
449
00:27:59,749 --> 00:28:02,114
They just dropped by.
450
00:28:02,183 --> 00:28:05,675
- Bye, Stell.
- Bye. Bye, Deb.
451
00:28:05,754 --> 00:28:08,120
And don't you ask me
about how we live.
452
00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:11,817
Where have you been the last three years?
Who do you think you are anyway?
453
00:28:11,892 --> 00:28:13,826
I'm the father.
454
00:28:13,894 --> 00:28:17,990
Well, the truth is she could belong
to any one of three or four guys.
455
00:28:18,065 --> 00:28:22,125
I always thought she looked
a lot like Ed Munn through the mouth.
456
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:26,228
- What a piece of work you are.
- Oh, why are you here all of a sudden?
457
00:28:26,306 --> 00:28:29,673
Three years go by. You start
callin' and callin'. What do you want?
458
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:32,369
I can't stop
thinking about her.
459
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:37,581
- [ Glass Clinks ]- First I told myself it's part of my life.
460
00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:41,709
It's finished and done,
and I won't think about it, and I didn't.
461
00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:47,725
But... lately, whenever
I let my guard down, whenever I relax...
462
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,885
I start wondering
what she looks like.
463
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:54,727
I think,
�Is she walking yet?�
464
00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:58,199
What color are her eyes?
Is she happy?�
465
00:29:00,502 --> 00:29:03,403
I want to spend time with her.
466
00:29:03,472 --> 00:29:06,737
[Jenny ]Mama, who is that?
467
00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:11,104
It's okay, honey.
468
00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:18,518
Who is that?
469
00:29:19,853 --> 00:29:21,912
Yeah, Stella. Who is that?
470
00:29:28,028 --> 00:29:29,961
He's your daddy, honey.
471
00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:33,464
[ Whispers ]
I got a daddy?
472
00:29:39,071 --> 00:29:41,595
[ Softly ]
Yeah.
473
00:29:41,673 --> 00:29:44,267
I'm your daddy.
474
00:29:44,342 --> 00:29:47,505
I brought you something too.
475
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,706
Here. Can you open that?
476
00:29:55,185 --> 00:29:57,176
## [ Continues ]
477
00:29:59,122 --> 00:30:01,488
- A music box.
- Uh-huh.
478
00:30:01,557 --> 00:30:03,923
[ Stephen Chuckles ]
479
00:30:03,993 --> 00:30:06,291
And if your mamasays it's okay...
480
00:30:06,362 --> 00:30:09,660
I'm gonna come back tomorrow,
and I'm gonna take you to the park.
481
00:30:09,731 --> 00:30:11,722
Would you like that?
482
00:30:13,368 --> 00:30:17,065
- Okay.
483
00:30:24,745 --> 00:30:26,804
Thanks.
484
00:30:26,881 --> 00:30:29,212
- [ Thunder Rumbling ]
- I did it for her.
485
00:30:32,652 --> 00:30:34,643
See you tomorrow.
486
00:30:42,261 --> 00:30:44,195
- You know what?
- What?
487
00:30:44,263 --> 00:30:46,527
You make me happy.
488
00:30:48,099 --> 00:30:52,297
Oh, you know, maybe--
Maybe if Mama says it's okay...
489
00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:54,304
you could come visit me
in New York.
490
00:30:54,372 --> 00:30:56,306
- Yes!
- Yes?
491
00:30:56,374 --> 00:31:00,537
We could go to the zoo, and we could
go to this big toy store I know...
492
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:04,307
and we can go to this place I know where
we can order strawberry ice cream...
493
00:31:04,381 --> 00:31:06,349
with fresh strawberries
crushed up inside it.
494
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:08,349
- Would you like that?
- Yes!
495
00:31:08,417 --> 00:31:10,612
- Yes?
- Uh-huh.
496
00:31:10,686 --> 00:31:16,124
- [ People Chattering ]
- So, anyway, Jody lives
in the country in Florida...
497
00:31:16,192 --> 00:31:18,819
and he's real lonesome
and wants a pet or something.
498
00:31:18,893 --> 00:31:21,020
But his mother says no.
Hmm.
499
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:26,363
- But, finally, one day,
he finds the greatest thing.
- Oh, yeah. The little fawn.
500
00:31:26,434 --> 00:31:29,527
- You read The Yearling?
- Sure.
501
00:31:29,603 --> 00:31:32,800
She was originally gonna call it The Fawn.
Did you know that?
502
00:31:32,873 --> 00:31:35,740
Oh, do you remember the part
where he jumps through the--
503
00:31:35,809 --> 00:31:37,742
- Oh, honey.
- No.
504
00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:39,744
- It's okay.
- Oh, Daddy, my new dress.
505
00:31:39,812 --> 00:31:42,337
I know. I know.
It's okay. Here.
506
00:31:42,415 --> 00:31:45,009
Oh, boy.
507
00:31:45,084 --> 00:31:47,017
- Oh.
- [ Sobs ]
508
00:31:47,085 --> 00:31:51,181
- [ Sniffles ]
- Hey.
509
00:31:51,256 --> 00:31:53,224
- [ Sobbing ]
-Jen?
510
00:31:54,493 --> 00:31:56,426
I got an idea.
511
00:31:56,494 --> 00:32:00,863
I think you need
to put your head... right here.
512
00:32:07,337 --> 00:32:09,328
[ Whispers ]
It's okay.
513
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,167
[ Stephen ] Don't you lovethe Citicorp Building?
514
00:32:13,243 --> 00:32:16,905
- [ Woman ] Mmm, I like it.
- Like it? You don't love it?
515
00:32:16,979 --> 00:32:18,913
- Mm-mmm.
- What do you love?
516
00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:24,078
- Um-- Oh, I love Rockefeller Center.
- That's an oldie but a goodie.
517
00:32:24,153 --> 00:32:26,712
- Do you still like these things?
- Mm-hmm.
518
00:32:26,787 --> 00:32:28,721
What else?
What else do you love?
519
00:32:28,789 --> 00:32:33,351
- Um-- Oh, the plaza.
- Oh, yeah. Good answer. Good answer.
520
00:32:33,427 --> 00:32:35,451
- Okay. Dad! Dad!
- Say when.
521
00:32:35,529 --> 00:32:37,690
- When!
- You just have to say when.
522
00:32:37,764 --> 00:32:40,597
Oh...
523
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,601
this is the fastest
Easter vacation ever.
524
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,193
- I wish I didn't have to go back.
- Me too.
525
00:32:45,271 --> 00:32:47,205
Maybe if I say this.
526
00:32:47,273 --> 00:32:50,538
There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school. Say it.
527
00:32:50,609 --> 00:32:54,602
[ Both ] There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school.
528
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,012
[ Both ] There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school.
529
00:32:58,082 --> 00:33:01,017
There's no such thing as school.
530
00:33:01,085 --> 00:33:03,849
- Stephen sent it for your birthday.
- Can I open it now?
531
00:33:03,922 --> 00:33:05,855
- No.
- Oh, come on.
532
00:33:05,923 --> 00:33:08,323
Now, I mean this.
No cute stuff like last year.
533
00:33:08,392 --> 00:33:11,418
- I'll know if you've opened it
and taped it back together.
- [ Whines ]
534
00:33:11,495 --> 00:33:13,429
- You know I'll know.
- Yeah, yeah.
535
00:33:13,497 --> 00:33:17,296
- And how will I know?
- [ Sighs ] 'Cause you can
read my face like a book.
536
00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:20,460
Like an open book
with big print.
537
00:33:20,536 --> 00:33:23,300
- All right?
- [ Sighs ] All right.
538
00:33:24,906 --> 00:33:28,774
Well, it's only a week away,
so I can look at it.
539
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:32,540
- No. I said no.
- Come on. Please.
540
00:33:32,614 --> 00:33:34,740
- No.
- Oh, please.
541
00:33:34,815 --> 00:33:39,582
- Why not?
- 'Cause I say not. That's why.
542
00:33:39,653 --> 00:33:41,587
Oh, shit.
543
00:33:41,655 --> 00:33:44,487
Don't you talk like that.
I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
544
00:33:44,557 --> 00:33:48,084
- You know, you make me sick.
- You're not exactly my dream date either.
545
00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:54,493
I'm goin' to the laundry. And I think
you're mean about the present.
546
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,500
I think I'm sweet.
Real sweet.
547
00:33:56,568 --> 00:34:00,265
Sweet enough to make you this hot pink dress
like the one you saw on that Madonna girl.
548
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:04,604
Sweet enough to give you a birthday partyso you can invite Tim Wilkerson.
549
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:08,338
Ooh, Tim Wilkerson. He's so cute.Don't forget the fabric softener.
550
00:34:08,412 --> 00:34:10,972
- It simply won't do.
- But, Mrs. Wilkerson...
551
00:34:11,048 --> 00:34:14,983
it's only an overnight trip to Albany,
and the kids will be supervised.
552
00:34:15,051 --> 00:34:18,214
When they're seniors maybe.
But not now. No.
553
00:34:18,288 --> 00:34:21,815
But only nine kids' parents feel like you do.
I think we oughta take a vote.
554
00:34:21,891 --> 00:34:23,858
[ Crowd Murmuring ]
555
00:34:23,926 --> 00:34:27,487
It's not really fair that you decide just
'cause you're head of the committee.
556
00:34:27,563 --> 00:34:29,497
- [ Man ] That's right.
- It simply won't do.
557
00:34:29,565 --> 00:34:34,331
- Why don't we take a vote then?
- [ All Murmuring ] Yeah. Vote.
558
00:34:34,402 --> 00:34:38,702
Mrs. Wilkerson, I'm sorry
for the disagreement.
559
00:34:38,773 --> 00:34:42,038
- I hope you'll let Tim go on the trip.
- We'll see.
560
00:34:42,110 --> 00:34:45,340
How are things
behind the bar, Mrs. Claire?
561
00:34:45,412 --> 00:34:49,906
Oh, I'm not there anymore. I was working over
at Dierking's Lumber Yard for three years.
562
00:34:49,983 --> 00:34:54,646
But they shut down. So now
I'm on unemployment looking for a job.
563
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:58,747
It must be so hard raising a child
when you're a single mother.
564
00:34:58,824 --> 00:35:00,849
Oh, no.
Jenny and I do fine.
565
00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:03,359
- How is Jenny?
- Oh, gosh. She's great.
566
00:35:04,663 --> 00:35:09,032
What a shame she didn't
inherit your hair.
567
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:14,332
Really.
The color is... striking.
568
00:35:14,405 --> 00:35:18,933
Yeah. Well, the color struck me, too,
the first time I saw it on a supermarket shelf.
569
00:35:19,009 --> 00:35:20,943
- [ Laughing ]
- Well, it suits you.
570
00:35:21,011 --> 00:35:22,944
- Thank you.
- It's really flattering.
571
00:35:23,012 --> 00:35:27,210
I don't know.
Your whole look is just so unusual.
572
00:35:27,283 --> 00:35:29,843
The pants are a bit snug.
573
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:33,615
The makeup is just a touch heavy,
and yet it works so well.
574
00:35:33,689 --> 00:35:36,055
I mean, on you,
it just seems inevitable.
575
00:35:36,124 --> 00:35:38,092
What do you do that for?
576
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,822
- What do you say ugly things for?
I never did anything to you.
- You're mistaken.
577
00:35:41,896 --> 00:35:44,865
It's 'cause that skinny husband of yours
gave me the hot eye all night.
578
00:35:44,932 --> 00:35:47,924
I don't have any idea
what you're talking about, Mrs. Claire.
579
00:35:48,002 --> 00:35:51,596
But I think it would be
a good idea if we tried to carry on...
580
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,367
something approachinga civilized conversation, don't you think?
581
00:35:54,441 --> 00:35:58,707
I think-- I think you probably
haven't had a good lay in years.
582
00:35:58,778 --> 00:36:02,372
I think your legs have been togetherlonger than the Lennon Sisters.
583
00:36:02,448 --> 00:36:05,815
- That's what I think.
- Hmph!
584
00:36:05,884 --> 00:36:08,011
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
585
00:36:08,087 --> 00:36:11,055
You ready, dear?
[ Groans ]
586
00:36:11,122 --> 00:36:14,285
- # All the leaves are brown #
- # All the leaves are brown #
587
00:36:14,359 --> 00:36:16,384
# And the sky is gray #
588
00:36:16,461 --> 00:36:18,725
# And the sky is gray #
589
00:36:18,796 --> 00:36:20,786
# I went for a walk #
590
00:36:20,864 --> 00:36:24,664
- # I went for a walk #
- # On a winter's day #
591
00:36:26,737 --> 00:36:30,194
- # I'd be safe
and I'd be safe and warm #
592
00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:32,206
# If I was in L.A. #
593
00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:34,401
# If I was in L.A. #
594
00:36:34,477 --> 00:36:38,277
- # California dreamin' #
595
00:36:38,347 --> 00:36:42,009
- # On such a winter's day ##
596
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:44,017
Look what I havein my hands.
597
00:36:44,085 --> 00:36:47,543
You only own two bras.
This means you're not wearin' one.
598
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:51,955
I have told you a half a dozen times you're
supposed to go to school wearin' a bra.
599
00:36:52,025 --> 00:36:56,553
- Well, you haven't got one on.
- I know. But in this big old
loose blouse, nobody can tell.
600
00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:58,996
- Believe me, they can tell.
- Oh, I wish...
601
00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:03,195
just once you would do what I ask you
without giving me an argument.
602
00:37:03,269 --> 00:37:05,294
I wish just once
you'd give me a break.
603
00:37:05,371 --> 00:37:09,102
- I talk myself blue in the damn face to you.
- # I love to love you, baby-- #
604
00:37:09,174 --> 00:37:11,642
Don't sing that dirty song.
Very nice here.
605
00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:14,736
- # Love to love you, baby-- #
- I said don't sing that dirty song.
606
00:37:14,813 --> 00:37:16,747
[ Giggling ]
607
00:37:16,815 --> 00:37:19,840
You're gettin' harder to handle.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with you.
608
00:37:19,917 --> 00:37:22,909
Well, why don't you just leave me alone?
Leave my tits alone.
609
00:37:22,987 --> 00:37:25,683
[ Doorbell Rings ]
610
00:37:25,756 --> 00:37:28,554
I ran into Ed Munn today.
611
00:37:28,626 --> 00:37:30,786
Don't screw your face
all up like that.
612
00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:32,794
You look just like
your father.
613
00:37:32,862 --> 00:37:37,026
Now, I'm telling you, since Ed
lost the bar, he's just been at loose ends.
614
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,033
Now he's trying
to sell real estate.
615
00:37:39,101 --> 00:37:41,626
Well, he looked so lonesome
he like to broke my heart.
616
00:37:41,703 --> 00:37:43,967
- So, uh, I invited him to supper.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
617
00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:46,530
- Ma.
- Oh, come on now. It's not gonna kill ya.
618
00:37:46,608 --> 00:37:48,905
- He makes me sick.
- He's a very nice guy.
619
00:37:50,745 --> 00:37:54,977
- Da-da.
- I told you not to drink
if you was comin' over here.
620
00:37:55,049 --> 00:37:58,449
Oh, I had one little, single,
solitary glass of sweet sherry.
621
00:37:58,518 --> 00:38:00,679
No, wait. It was a Dubonnet.
622
00:38:00,754 --> 00:38:03,746
[ French Accent ] Dubonnet.
Ha, ha, ha. Dubonnet.
623
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:05,917
Jenny girl,
look who's here for supper.
624
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,983
- Hi, teeny-bop.
- Your fly's open.
625
00:38:09,061 --> 00:38:11,291
Ah. Huh.
626
00:38:11,363 --> 00:38:14,423
That's all right.
What can't get up can't get out.
627
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,298
- [ Chuckles ]
- That's the most disgusting
thing I've ever heard.
628
00:38:17,369 --> 00:38:19,666
Oh, yeah?
629
00:38:19,737 --> 00:38:22,035
[ High-Pitched Voice ]
Well, stick around, kiddo.
630
00:38:40,990 --> 00:38:42,981
[ Slurps ]
631
00:38:49,965 --> 00:38:54,095
I read in the Enquirer that John Lennon's
ghost tried to contact Mother Teresa.
632
00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:03,971
Three times.
Over in India.
633
00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:14,584
Wants her to make
a record of "Hey Jude."
634
00:39:19,992 --> 00:39:23,189
Well, you know, I--
I don't really believe it...
635
00:39:23,262 --> 00:39:27,254
but...
isn't that somethin'?
636
00:39:28,332 --> 00:39:30,323
- No.
- No.
637
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:37,834
Well, I'll tell you what. The two of you
just bore the ass right off of me.
638
00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:41,275
My own daughter and my oldest friend
can't sit down at a table...
639
00:39:41,344 --> 00:39:44,609
for half an hour together
without doin' a cat-and-dog act.
640
00:39:44,681 --> 00:39:48,013
Come on, you two, please.
Give Stella a break. All right?
641
00:40:01,863 --> 00:40:03,854
- Wha--
- [ Chuckles ]
642
00:40:06,266 --> 00:40:08,166
- [Jenny ] Ha-ha.
- Hey!
643
00:40:09,069 --> 00:40:12,835
- Hey! Ma!
- Hey!
644
00:40:12,906 --> 00:40:16,500
Hey. Give me thatGive me some of that. There you go.
645
00:40:16,576 --> 00:40:19,477
[ All Laughing ]
646
00:40:22,615 --> 00:40:24,674
[ Ed ]There. There.
647
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:27,274
- [ Squealing ]
- There. Want some of that?
648
00:40:30,088 --> 00:40:32,556
Here comes the Parkay!
649
00:40:32,624 --> 00:40:35,183
[ Ed Shouting, Chuckles ]
650
00:40:38,629 --> 00:40:41,154
- [ Squealing ]
- [ All Laughing ]
651
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,396
[ Train HornHonks In Distance ]
652
00:40:55,477 --> 00:40:58,344
Ma, you're gonna
ruin your eyes.
653
00:41:00,248 --> 00:41:04,377
I applied at McDonald's today.
I think I got a weekend job.
654
00:41:04,452 --> 00:41:07,717
Yeah, but, honey,
what about your grades?
655
00:41:07,788 --> 00:41:10,256
Aw, I can make
A's and B's in a walk.
656
00:41:10,324 --> 00:41:12,690
Yeah, but can you
get into college with B's?
657
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,421
I'll get there.
658
00:41:15,495 --> 00:41:17,690
Jenny Claire, AIA.
659
00:41:17,764 --> 00:41:19,698
- Sounds good, huh?
- Yeah.
660
00:41:19,766 --> 00:41:21,757
You want an architect
for a daughter?
661
00:41:21,835 --> 00:41:24,667
I want you happy.
662
00:41:24,737 --> 00:41:29,401
Now stand up so I can see how
your party dress is gonna look on ya.
663
00:41:29,475 --> 00:41:31,636
Geez, that's pretty, huh?
664
00:41:31,710 --> 00:41:34,075
Yeah. Ma, remember,
you can't stay.
665
00:41:34,145 --> 00:41:36,375
Except for the first five
minutes of the party...
666
00:41:36,447 --> 00:41:38,745
just to say hi,
then back up to my room.
667
00:41:38,816 --> 00:41:42,775
I know. I know. But I don't want no
grass smoked in this house. You got that?
668
00:41:42,986 --> 00:41:45,113
- Keep it.
- Thanks, bud.
669
00:41:45,188 --> 00:41:49,147
Hey, Bill, I heard
it's your birthday.
670
00:41:49,226 --> 00:41:53,719
Now, this place moves.
Not like that dump we were in before.
671
00:41:53,796 --> 00:41:56,765
- Ed, this place is nasty.
- No way!
672
00:41:56,832 --> 00:41:59,426
-Just loud.
- Hey, hey, hey!
673
00:41:59,502 --> 00:42:03,665
Hey, guys. Stell,
this is Freddie, Tom and Sid.
674
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:07,799
Guys, this is Stella Claire, my best pal
and the sexiest woman in the city.
675
00:42:07,876 --> 00:42:11,004
- Hi.
- How you doin'? You wanna dance?
676
00:42:11,079 --> 00:42:14,946
- Yeah.
- Sit down, guys. How's it hangin', Fred?
677
00:42:15,015 --> 00:42:17,984
- Good. Good. What have you been up to?
- Ah, same old, same old.
678
00:42:18,052 --> 00:42:22,852
- I love this song. It's great.
679
00:42:22,922 --> 00:42:25,584
- You're quite a dancer.
- Oh, I love to dance.
680
00:42:25,658 --> 00:42:27,785
I used to want to be
a ballerina.
681
00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:30,727
I used to go out onto the back porch
and twirl and twirl.
682
00:42:30,797 --> 00:42:34,061
I used to think maybe
a talent scout would--
683
00:42:34,132 --> 00:42:38,125
Come on, baby.
I got something you'd really like.
684
00:42:38,203 --> 00:42:41,502
I can make you mew
like a kitten.
685
00:42:41,573 --> 00:42:43,506
Are you through?
686
00:42:43,574 --> 00:42:46,407
You said your say?
687
00:42:48,245 --> 00:42:50,236
- Yeah. So what.
- So this.
688
00:42:53,249 --> 00:42:55,444
- Let go of me.
689
00:42:55,518 --> 00:42:57,349
- Let go!
- Enough.
690
00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:59,012
[ Screams, Groans ]
691
00:42:59,089 --> 00:43:00,784
- [ Growls ]
- [ Groans ]
692
00:43:02,257 --> 00:43:05,420
- [ Woman Screaming ]
- Watch it!
693
00:43:05,494 --> 00:43:09,191
- He's got a bat, Ed!
- [ Gagging ]
694
00:43:09,264 --> 00:43:11,197
[ Stella ]Watch out.!
695
00:43:11,265 --> 00:43:14,598
- Ah, shit.
- [ Crowd Yelling ]
696
00:43:14,669 --> 00:43:17,934
- Where's all my stuff?
- Don't sweat it, Stell. We didn't do nothin'.
697
00:43:18,005 --> 00:43:21,371
We'll be out in an hour. Come on.There's no need to be shoving her.
698
00:43:21,441 --> 00:43:23,375
- Just take it easy.
- Stunning.
699
00:43:23,443 --> 00:43:27,436
Did I tell you about the guy that went
to the hardware store to get a vasectomy?
700
00:43:27,514 --> 00:43:30,210
- Every time he got excited,his garage door went up.
- [ Laughing ]
701
00:43:30,283 --> 00:43:33,376
- [ Officer ] Get in there.
- It's just stunning.
702
00:43:33,452 --> 00:43:35,511
[ Ed ] Home, James.Step on it.
703
00:43:35,588 --> 00:43:40,218
[ Mrs. Wilkerson ] Well, I thinka few phone calls are in order, don't you?
704
00:43:48,099 --> 00:43:50,259
Ma, you made it
look wonderful.
705
00:43:50,334 --> 00:43:52,529
- Yeah. It looks good, don't it?
- Doesn't it?
706
00:43:52,603 --> 00:43:54,594
Doesn't it?
I got a great idea.
707
00:43:54,671 --> 00:43:57,162
Let's go outside and pretend
we never been here.
708
00:43:57,241 --> 00:44:00,732
Then we can see
what it'll look like to everybody.
709
00:44:00,810 --> 00:44:04,041
Oh, gosh. Oh. Oh.
710
00:44:05,915 --> 00:44:07,906
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
711
00:44:07,984 --> 00:44:12,079
- Aw, happy birthday, baby. Oh, thanks, Mom.
- Give me five.
712
00:44:12,154 --> 00:44:14,622
- Oh, Ma, they don't do that anymore.
- Oh, come on!
713
00:44:14,689 --> 00:44:17,180
[ Phone Rings ]
714
00:44:17,259 --> 00:44:19,193
Hello?
715
00:44:21,262 --> 00:44:23,924
Oh. Okay.
716
00:44:23,998 --> 00:44:25,989
[ Phone Clatters In Cradle ]
717
00:44:27,301 --> 00:44:29,632
That was Joe Lund.
He said he can't come.
718
00:44:29,702 --> 00:44:32,967
- Oh, why?
- I don't know. He said something came up.
719
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:35,872
Oh, well. That's just more food
for everybody else.
720
00:44:35,942 --> 00:44:39,002
I know, but Joe's always
so much fun at parties.
721
00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:41,773
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
- I'll get it. You're the birthday girl.
722
00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:43,838
Hmm.
723
00:44:45,918 --> 00:44:49,478
- Hi.
- [ Girl At Door, Indistinct ]
724
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,418
That was
Diane Vaught's sister.
725
00:44:57,495 --> 00:45:00,429
She says, �Mama says to tell you
Diane can't come.�
726
00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:02,590
Well, God,
she's the first person I asked.
727
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,964
She sits next to me
in first period.
728
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:07,299
[ Phone Rings ]
729
00:45:07,370 --> 00:45:10,167
I hope to hell
that's Eugene Gagliano.
730
00:45:18,847 --> 00:45:20,781
No one's comin', I guess.
731
00:45:20,849 --> 00:45:23,215
[ Tires Screeching,Horn Honking ]
732
00:45:23,284 --> 00:45:25,878
Happy birthday, Jenny!
733
00:45:25,954 --> 00:45:28,979
[ Tires Screeching,Horn Honking ]
734
00:45:29,056 --> 00:45:32,617
Hey, Jenny, how abouta birthday present?
735
00:45:32,693 --> 00:45:35,389
Happy birthday!
736
00:45:35,462 --> 00:45:37,623
[ Honking Continues ]
737
00:45:37,697 --> 00:45:41,497
Why? What is this?
[ Sighs ]
738
00:45:41,567 --> 00:45:45,025
- Did somethin' happen at school?
- No.
739
00:45:45,104 --> 00:45:48,129
[ Sighs ]
Oh, God.
740
00:45:48,206 --> 00:45:50,606
I hate parties anyway.
741
00:45:50,675 --> 00:45:52,700
Any kind of party.
742
00:45:54,913 --> 00:45:59,281
Once when I was 1 2, this rich girl
invited me to a pool party at her house.
743
00:45:59,350 --> 00:46:01,614
I was still kind of
flat-chested then, so, uh--
744
00:46:01,685 --> 00:46:06,054
So I went out and bought myself
a pair of them foam-rubber
falsies to wear under my suit.
745
00:46:06,123 --> 00:46:08,886
You know? And I'm prancing around
the pool. Mm-mm-mm.
746
00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:11,358
Thought I looked like
Natalie Wood or somebody.
747
00:46:11,427 --> 00:46:13,759
So I jump into the pool,and I'm swimmin' around.
748
00:46:13,830 --> 00:46:17,060
All of a sudden, Paul Burgard
taps me on the shoulder. I look up...
749
00:46:17,132 --> 00:46:20,829
and there's both them damn falsies
floatin' along on top of the water.
750
00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:23,667
[ Laughing ]
I thought I'd die.
751
00:46:25,274 --> 00:46:28,037
It's okay.
752
00:46:30,244 --> 00:46:33,008
I'm not gonna
get upset about it.
753
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,139
I don't get it...
754
00:46:35,216 --> 00:46:39,549
- but I'm not gonna feel bad on my birthday.
- That's my baby.
755
00:46:39,619 --> 00:46:43,885
I mean, if they don't want to come
to my party, I can deal with that.
756
00:46:45,725 --> 00:46:48,022
Honey, look at me.
757
00:46:49,361 --> 00:46:51,659
Let me see your face.
758
00:46:51,730 --> 00:46:53,698
Come on. I gotta know
if you're okay.
759
00:46:53,766 --> 00:46:56,563
- I'm fine.
- Hey, come on. Let me see your face.
760
00:46:59,637 --> 00:47:01,571
Oh, Ma. Damn it.
Don't cry.
761
00:47:01,639 --> 00:47:03,971
I'm not gonna cry.
Don't you cry.
762
00:47:07,044 --> 00:47:08,978
I love ya, Jenny girl.
763
00:47:10,647 --> 00:47:12,581
[ Laughs ]
764
00:47:18,521 --> 00:47:20,512
[ Sobbing ]
765
00:47:33,635 --> 00:47:35,795
[ Car Horn Honking ]
766
00:47:37,838 --> 00:47:40,306
- Bye, Ma.
- Oh. Bye, hon.
767
00:47:52,885 --> 00:47:55,944
## [ Promotional Music ]
768
00:47:58,724 --> 00:48:02,785
[ Woman On Tape ] So, you want to bea Nancy Lee representative.
769
00:48:04,762 --> 00:48:07,458
Scores of women just like youare joining the ranks...
770
00:48:07,531 --> 00:48:10,591
of the Nancy Lee companyevery week.
771
00:48:10,668 --> 00:48:12,602
Yes, every week.
772
00:48:12,670 --> 00:48:14,660
And they are making good money.
773
00:48:14,738 --> 00:48:17,866
But let's ask ourselves,is there any other kind?
774
00:48:17,941 --> 00:48:23,675
As they bring the complete line of NancyLee cosmetics into American women's homes.
775
00:48:24,947 --> 00:48:28,439
Now, these bath pearls,
when dropped in your tub...
776
00:48:28,517 --> 00:48:31,611
will smooth away dry skin
just like magic.
777
00:48:31,687 --> 00:48:35,349
And this bath oil, as well as all
the Nancy Lee products I've shown you...
778
00:48:35,423 --> 00:48:39,325
are made only with the purest ingredients
available to modern science.
779
00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:41,885
Now, these are
our color charts...
780
00:48:41,963 --> 00:48:44,453
for nail enamels and lipsticks.
781
00:48:44,531 --> 00:48:48,365
- We call our nail polishes �Wet and Wild.�
- [ Chuckles ]
782
00:48:48,435 --> 00:48:51,836
And our stay-on lip glosses
glow both morning and night.
783
00:48:52,873 --> 00:48:54,931
So, that's about
the gist of it.
784
00:48:55,007 --> 00:48:57,669
Did you wanna order anything
besides them two moisturizers?
785
00:48:57,743 --> 00:49:00,507
Well, I was thinking
maybe some blusher.
786
00:49:00,579 --> 00:49:03,706
This is a brand-new color we have.
It's kind of an apricot.
787
00:49:03,782 --> 00:49:06,649
- Mmm.
- Take this brush, make this face...
788
00:49:06,718 --> 00:49:08,948
- and smooth it on right here.
- Mm-hmm.
789
00:49:10,789 --> 00:49:14,155
- Like this? Like this?
- That is fabulous.
790
00:49:14,224 --> 00:49:16,522
## [ Humming ]
791
00:49:16,593 --> 00:49:18,527
[Jenny Laughing ]
792
00:49:18,595 --> 00:49:20,893
Hi, Ma.
793
00:49:22,499 --> 00:49:25,592
Ma, this is Jim.
Jim Uptegrove.
794
00:49:25,668 --> 00:49:28,364
- This is my mother.
- Hello, Jenny's mother.
795
00:49:28,438 --> 00:49:30,531
Hello.
796
00:49:30,606 --> 00:49:33,096
- I'm a little late.
- I noticed.
797
00:49:33,175 --> 00:49:35,905
- Well, we're goin' to the movies.
- What about your schoolwork?
798
00:49:35,977 --> 00:49:39,208
I did it already.
Be right back.
799
00:49:39,281 --> 00:49:41,272
Smoke?
800
00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:53,551
- You don't like me, do you?
- No.
801
00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:57,061
So where do we go
from here, you and me?
802
00:49:57,130 --> 00:50:00,395
I try to kill you off.
You try to do the same to me.
803
00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:04,027
- I'll buy that.
- I know you.
804
00:50:04,103 --> 00:50:07,539
She don't, but I do.
I grew up next door to guys like you.
805
00:50:07,606 --> 00:50:09,597
Always easy, smooth.
Nothin' ever bothers ya.
806
00:50:09,675 --> 00:50:12,837
You wake up in the morning,
your hair's not messed up.
807
00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:15,208
I know you, fella.
808
00:50:15,279 --> 00:50:17,679
I could have had
a dozen just like ya.
809
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:21,013
No ambition. No talent.
810
00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:23,382
Your brains are
all behind your zipper.
811
00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:26,422
You marry a girl who's better than you.
She winds up miserable...
812
00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:29,755
'cause you cheat on her while she has to
live in a nasty house with beaverboard walls.
813
00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,759
Man, do I know you.
814
00:50:31,827 --> 00:50:36,059
Well, let me tell you somethin', buster.
You knocked on the wrong door.
815
00:50:36,132 --> 00:50:39,624
We're gonna go grab
a pizza, Ma.
816
00:50:39,702 --> 00:50:41,965
Sorry about the hamburgers.
817
00:50:44,072 --> 00:50:47,064
Mmm. So long,
Jenny's mother.
818
00:50:47,142 --> 00:50:49,076
Come on.
819
00:50:51,345 --> 00:50:53,279
[ Chuckling ]
820
00:50:54,681 --> 00:50:56,706
Thirty-one dollars.
821
00:50:56,783 --> 00:51:00,275
Even after I pay off Nancy Lee,
my commissions will still come to...
822
00:51:00,354 --> 00:51:04,289
well, gee, more than I made filing
at the lumberyard any day. Let me tell ya.
823
00:51:04,357 --> 00:51:07,884
- So, ask me what's on for tonight.
- What's on for tonight?
824
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:12,089
I made us reservations
to eat at the Windsor Room!
825
00:51:12,164 --> 00:51:15,793
Ma, I'm sorry. I can't go. I've got
a date with Jim Uptegrove tonight.
826
00:51:15,867 --> 00:51:19,598
I don't want you going out with him
anymore. I don't like the guy.
827
00:51:19,671 --> 00:51:21,695
Since when do you
tell me when to come and go?
828
00:51:21,772 --> 00:51:23,865
Since I seen you goin'
in the wrong direction.
829
00:51:23,941 --> 00:51:26,466
You wanna settle
for a dead-end life?
830
00:51:26,544 --> 00:51:29,479
- For the love of God, this is just a date.
- The guy's a bum!
831
00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:32,310
- You're gonna wind up behind a bar!
- Stop trying to run my life.
832
00:51:32,382 --> 00:51:35,317
- I said you're not goin'.
- Watch me.
833
00:51:36,786 --> 00:51:39,118
Bye.
834
00:51:44,159 --> 00:51:46,559
I'm so scared
I'm screwin' up with Jenny.
835
00:51:46,628 --> 00:51:48,619
Oh, come on.
You're a terrific mother.
836
00:51:48,697 --> 00:51:51,824
Yeah. She's hanging out with thugs.
I don't know how to stop her.
837
00:51:51,899 --> 00:51:54,800
I just don't know enough.
I read them women's magazines, you know?
838
00:51:54,869 --> 00:51:57,633
The ones that tell you
how to get a better life.
839
00:51:57,705 --> 00:52:01,731
They say, �Go in a new direction.�
I wanna say, �Where's the door?
840
00:52:01,808 --> 00:52:04,470
I'll go, but where's
the goddamn door?�
841
00:52:04,544 --> 00:52:08,605
I don't even know enough
to find the goddamn door. Shoot.
842
00:52:08,682 --> 00:52:10,649
Oh, if I had one wish...
843
00:52:10,716 --> 00:52:13,207
it'd be that I had read books
and knew somethin'.
844
00:52:13,285 --> 00:52:15,480
- Something that could help Jen.
- Help her?
845
00:52:15,554 --> 00:52:18,387
- Help her what?
- Help her be happy.
846
00:52:18,457 --> 00:52:21,084
Happy.
I want her happy.
847
00:52:21,159 --> 00:52:23,559
A person's life is good,
it shows in their face.
848
00:52:23,628 --> 00:52:26,825
I want to see that look on her face.
I want that for her.
849
00:52:26,898 --> 00:52:28,865
Okay, okay, okay.
I can buy that.
850
00:52:30,067 --> 00:52:32,262
But what
do you want for you?
851
00:52:32,336 --> 00:52:35,362
I just feel like
I'm drowning here.
852
00:52:35,439 --> 00:52:37,373
I want--
853
00:52:37,441 --> 00:52:40,637
I want somebody to help me
keep my lips above the waterline.
854
00:52:44,814 --> 00:52:47,578
What was wrong with me
all those years ago?
855
00:52:47,650 --> 00:52:50,982
How come you never
dated me?
856
00:52:51,052 --> 00:52:53,782
How come you never
picked me?
857
00:52:53,855 --> 00:52:56,050
Oh, Ed, we were friends.
858
00:52:56,124 --> 00:53:00,583
What do you think marriage is, enemies?
[ Chuckles ]
859
00:53:00,661 --> 00:53:05,792
You got the whole idea screwed up
from fashion magazines and weddings...
860
00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:11,360
and polite little conversations
at the breakfast table from television.
861
00:53:11,437 --> 00:53:14,600
[ Chuckles ]
That's not marriage.
862
00:53:14,674 --> 00:53:18,074
Marriage is,
I come home from work...
863
00:53:18,143 --> 00:53:21,874
and we have a beer
and we eat some spaghetti.
864
00:53:21,947 --> 00:53:25,849
Then we roll around on the sofa
for 20 minutes. You like that, don't ya?
865
00:53:25,917 --> 00:53:29,579
Huh? Till we're
all slick and sweaty?
866
00:53:29,654 --> 00:53:33,283
And then we watch
All in the Family...
867
00:53:33,357 --> 00:53:37,656
and take a shower together
and then eat some ice cream in bed.
868
00:53:37,727 --> 00:53:41,424
That's marriage.
Tell me you don't like that.
869
00:53:41,498 --> 00:53:45,161
Tell me that doesn't sound good to you.
You tell me that, huh?
870
00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:00,977
[ Slurps, Sighs ]
871
00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:13,888
[ Vehicle Approaching ]
872
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,360
- Here we go.
- Shh. Yeah.
873
00:54:17,430 --> 00:54:20,058
- [ Ed ] See ya later, kiddo.
- All right. Bye.
874
00:54:20,132 --> 00:54:22,896
Bye-bye.
875
00:54:29,908 --> 00:54:31,899
Hi, honey.
876
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:41,074
- Sleep well?
- Oh, okay, I guess.
877
00:54:42,152 --> 00:54:44,484
Good.
878
00:54:44,555 --> 00:54:47,045
Hmm. You look
a little tired though.
879
00:54:47,123 --> 00:54:50,490
- Was it a restful sleep?
- [ Car Horn Honking ]
880
00:55:01,470 --> 00:55:03,461
[ Door Slams ]
881
00:55:04,506 --> 00:55:06,496
[ Chattering ]
882
00:55:09,910 --> 00:55:13,141
- [ Man ] Hey.- [ Man #2 ] Asshole.
883
00:55:13,214 --> 00:55:15,204
[ Engine Starts ]
884
00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:19,846
[ Tires Squealing ]
885
00:55:19,919 --> 00:55:22,217
- Where do you wanna go?
886
00:55:22,288 --> 00:55:24,222
Anyplace. I don't care.
887
00:55:24,290 --> 00:55:28,020
You can take me to Phoenix
or Las Vegas or Schenectady.
888
00:55:28,093 --> 00:55:30,084
-Just not home.
- You got it.
889
00:55:31,530 --> 00:55:34,259
[ Horn Honking ]
890
00:55:38,903 --> 00:55:41,098
[ Man On Radio ]
891
00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:54,275
- [ Moans Softly ] Don't.
- It's okay.
892
00:55:54,350 --> 00:55:56,784
I said don't!
893
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:01,490
-What the hell's wrong with you?
-I just don't want to.
894
00:56:01,557 --> 00:56:03,956
You want me to stencil it
on my forehead?
895
00:56:05,593 --> 00:56:08,357
There's no such thing as
�don't want to� if it's done right.
896
00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:11,399
- Stop it.
- You act like you never
had one in your hand before.
897
00:56:11,466 --> 00:56:14,400
- Come on!
- Hey!
898
00:56:14,468 --> 00:56:16,459
Fine! Walk home!
899
00:56:18,238 --> 00:56:20,172
Crawl, bitch!
900
00:56:21,675 --> 00:56:23,665
[ Engine Starts ]
901
00:56:25,411 --> 00:56:27,402
[ Tires Squealing ]
902
00:56:31,050 --> 00:56:33,040
[ Sighs ]
903
00:57:03,312 --> 00:57:07,874
- [ Dog Barking ]
- I'm half out of my mind!
It's 4:00 in the morning.
904
00:57:07,950 --> 00:57:10,248
- What do you think you're doing? Huh?
- Minding my own business.
905
00:57:10,319 --> 00:57:14,687
- You oughta try it sometime.
- Jenny, you answer me. I'm talkin' to you!
906
00:57:14,755 --> 00:57:17,918
Don't walk away from me.
And look at me when I speak to you.
907
00:57:17,992 --> 00:57:20,620
Where were ya? Out layin' around
with that boy half the night!
908
00:57:20,695 --> 00:57:22,685
You were, weren't ya?
909
00:57:23,763 --> 00:57:26,630
Yeah. Are you satisfied?
910
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:30,192
We did it all night long in the back seat
of his car, and I loved it.
911
00:57:30,217 --> 00:57:32,447
[ Bottle Cap Clatters ]
912
00:57:32,519 --> 00:57:35,010
Oh, Christ.
913
00:57:35,088 --> 00:57:37,022
- God, how I hate seeing you like this.
- Yeah?
914
00:57:37,090 --> 00:57:39,820
- Well, mirrors hurt sometimes, don't they?
- What the hell does that mean?
915
00:57:39,893 --> 00:57:43,329
Oh, come on. I saw you yesterday,
walkin' in all tiptoe.
916
00:57:43,397 --> 00:57:47,197
[ Laughs ]
That man is a joke, a fool.
917
00:57:47,267 --> 00:57:50,668
I am a grown woman.
I can do what I choose.
918
00:57:50,737 --> 00:57:53,262
Oh, so you choose
to fuck a fool.
919
00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:57,003
- You take that back.
- No.
920
00:57:58,345 --> 00:58:00,336
- I said take it back.
- No.
921
00:58:00,414 --> 00:58:02,405
- Take it back!
- No. Oh!
922
00:58:04,251 --> 00:58:08,347
All right, I take it back.
I still think he's disgusting.
923
00:58:08,422 --> 00:58:10,982
Get out of the house.
Get out of my sight.
924
00:58:11,058 --> 00:58:13,754
I am so glad to be going to Daddy's,
so glad to be getting away from you!
925
00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:15,795
- I'm leaving today.
- I don't care! Go to the moon for all I care!
926
00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:17,956
- I'm stayin' the whole two weeks!
-Just get out! Get--
927
00:58:33,881 --> 00:58:35,872
[ Door Closes ]
928
00:58:47,995 --> 00:58:50,486
[ Woman On P.A.,Indistinct]
929
00:58:58,772 --> 00:59:01,639
Jenny? Jenny?
930
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:04,006
Jenny? Oh! Jenny!
931
00:59:04,077 --> 00:59:06,910
- Oh, Ma!
- Baby, I'm so sorry I called you that.
932
00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:08,971
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean any of that.
933
00:59:09,049 --> 00:59:12,416
- I won't see him anymore except as a friend.
- I did not sleep with him.
934
00:59:12,486 --> 00:59:15,353
- Okay? No, I swear!
- You didn't? God, I'm so glad!
935
00:59:15,422 --> 00:59:17,481
- You're such a good girl. I knew you were.
- I love you.
936
00:59:17,558 --> 00:59:19,549
I'm gonna miss you.
I'm only staying a few days.
937
00:59:19,626 --> 00:59:21,890
Look what I bought-- a little dressy sweater
in case you have to go somewhere at night.
938
00:59:21,962 --> 00:59:24,453
- That's expensive!
- I know, but you're gonna look so beautiful.
939
00:59:24,531 --> 00:59:28,092
- Look, it's your color. Oh! Look at that. Oh!
- Oh, Ma. Oh.
940
00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:30,966
Oh, my girl.
Oh, shoot.
941
00:59:31,038 --> 00:59:33,871
- This is--
- Go on home. Show's over. The monkey died.
942
00:59:33,941 --> 00:59:36,774
- This is great! I gotta go.
- I guess we put on quite a spectacle.
943
00:59:36,843 --> 00:59:38,834
- But I don't care.
- Give me the bag.
944
00:59:38,912 --> 00:59:40,903
Okay. All right.
945
00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:42,972
- I love you.
- I love you.
946
00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:46,144
All right. Have a good time.
Have a good time.
947
00:59:46,219 --> 00:59:48,210
- I'm gonna miss you, Ma.
- I'll miss you too, honey.
948
00:59:48,288 --> 00:59:50,449
- Good-bye. Bye!
- Good-bye!
949
00:59:50,524 --> 00:59:53,288
- I love you.
- I love you, Ma.
950
00:59:55,462 --> 00:59:58,761
[ Stephen ] This time,I want you to meet Janice.
951
00:59:58,832 --> 01:00:03,792
- [Jenny ] What for?- Well, because she's part of mylife and you're part of my life.
952
01:00:03,870 --> 01:00:07,636
So what's she like?
Is she pretty?
953
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:10,302
Yes. She's better than pretty.
She's smart.
954
01:00:10,377 --> 01:00:13,210
She's... sexy.
955
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,249
She makes these blueberry pancakes
you wouldn't believe.
956
01:00:16,316 --> 01:00:21,253
And she's charming. You know how people
are either charming or they're not?
957
01:00:21,321 --> 01:00:24,188
She is.
958
01:00:24,257 --> 01:00:29,661
Look, I don't wanna spend the next two weeks
with some rich bitch that I don't even know.
959
01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:33,166
- I came to see you.
- It's not like I'm not gonna
be there, for God sakes.
960
01:00:33,233 --> 01:00:36,031
And you watch your mouth
about Janice. She's--
961
01:00:36,103 --> 01:00:39,903
- Charming!
- Would you give the world a small break?
962
01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:42,441
You're going for a lovely two weeks
in the country, not a hanging.
963
01:00:42,509 --> 01:00:44,272
When did you start
getting so negative?
964
01:00:44,344 --> 01:00:46,107
When did you start
gettin' so bossy?
965
01:00:46,179 --> 01:00:48,170
When did you start
wearing your hair like this?
966
01:00:48,248 --> 01:00:50,307
When did you start saying things
like �lovely two weeks�?
967
01:00:50,384 --> 01:00:53,376
What is that?
[ Scoffs ]
968
01:00:53,453 --> 01:00:55,444
There's nothing wrong
with my hair.
969
01:00:55,522 --> 01:00:57,513
This is new wave.
970
01:01:06,533 --> 01:01:08,831
You know what you need?
971
01:01:09,903 --> 01:01:13,896
You need to put your head
right there.
972
01:01:23,483 --> 01:01:26,418
[Jenny ] So, Janice,Daddy says you're rich.
973
01:01:26,486 --> 01:01:28,477
- [ Stephen ] Hey, come on.- [Janice ] No, no. That's okay.
974
01:01:28,555 --> 01:01:31,388
She can ask mewhatever she wants. Go on.
975
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:35,087
- Are you rich?
- I guess you could say that.
976
01:01:35,162 --> 01:01:37,255
Big-time rich
or just so-so rich?
977
01:01:37,330 --> 01:01:39,696
Mmm, so-so rich.
978
01:01:39,766 --> 01:01:43,065
- Born with money?
- [ Chuckles ] No.
979
01:01:43,136 --> 01:01:45,263
I was born on a dirt farmin Missouri.
980
01:01:45,338 --> 01:01:49,434
I got a scholarship to Smith.And then I got my job at Random House.
981
01:01:49,509 --> 01:01:51,500
That's where I metmy husband.
982
01:01:51,578 --> 01:01:56,208
He had money.
And, uh, when he died, he left it to us.
983
01:01:58,151 --> 01:02:01,120
That felt like a test.
[ Laughs ]
984
01:02:01,188 --> 01:02:03,179
Did I pass?
985
01:02:03,256 --> 01:02:06,555
What else? I love my job.I've got a great kid.
986
01:02:06,626 --> 01:02:10,255
- And I make terrific blueberry pancakes.- [Jenny ] Yeah. I heard.
987
01:02:11,331 --> 01:02:13,697
[ Stephen ]Jenny.
988
01:02:16,436 --> 01:02:18,427
May I walk with you?
989
01:02:19,806 --> 01:02:22,240
You gonna tell me
what's goin' on?
990
01:02:22,309 --> 01:02:24,300
[ Sighs ]
I just look at Janice...
991
01:02:24,377 --> 01:02:27,972
and I think about Mom
breakin' her back selling cosmetics all day.
992
01:02:28,048 --> 01:02:30,881
You know how often I've tried to help her out
with money? Time and again and again.
993
01:02:30,951 --> 01:02:33,511
I know it. I know it.
I know it.
994
01:02:33,587 --> 01:02:35,578
[ Sighs ]
995
01:02:37,691 --> 01:02:40,353
Why didn't you and Mom
get married?
996
01:02:43,196 --> 01:02:46,859
Well, I asked her...
997
01:02:46,933 --> 01:02:49,265
in a lame sort of way,
and she said no.
998
01:02:49,336 --> 01:02:52,931
Which was smart.
She was so proud.
999
01:02:53,006 --> 01:02:55,702
She'd always say, �I got two hands.
I can do it myself.�
1000
01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:58,768
[ Chuckles ]
She still says that.
1001
01:02:58,845 --> 01:03:00,836
If we'd gotten married,
it never would've worked.
1002
01:03:00,914 --> 01:03:02,905
I mean, if I hunted
the world over...
1003
01:03:02,983 --> 01:03:06,384
I don't know if I could've found
anybody more different than me.
1004
01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:09,115
First time
I ever saw her...
1005
01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:11,282
she was dancing
on top of a bar.
1006
01:03:11,358 --> 01:03:13,349
Really?
[ Chuckles ]
1007
01:03:13,426 --> 01:03:16,657
Really.
And she gleamed.
1008
01:03:18,231 --> 01:03:20,927
Ah, but you take
oil and water...
1009
01:03:21,001 --> 01:03:22,935
and you mix and you mix
and you mix.
1010
01:03:23,003 --> 01:03:25,995
And when you quit,
you still got oil and water.
1011
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,601
So what do you think?
Give us all a break.
1012
01:03:34,181 --> 01:03:36,274
Lighten up on Janice.
1013
01:03:36,349 --> 01:03:38,840
- Please.
- [ Laughs ]
1014
01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:52,796
Hey, why don't you
try this on?
1015
01:03:54,501 --> 01:03:57,402
[ Gasps ]
Spandex?
1016
01:03:57,470 --> 01:04:02,134
- No. I don't think so.
- Why not? This is really sexy.
1017
01:04:02,209 --> 01:04:05,178
- Yeah.
- You think I can get away with this?
1018
01:04:05,245 --> 01:04:07,236
Why not?
1019
01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:11,317
Jenny, if I wore this,
every guy would--
1020
01:04:11,384 --> 01:04:13,409
[ Wolf Whistle ]
1021
01:04:13,486 --> 01:04:16,148
That's not all they'd do.
Actually--
1022
01:04:19,059 --> 01:04:21,857
What do you think
of this?
1023
01:04:21,928 --> 01:04:25,386
Yeah, if I had your legs,
I'd probably wear that too.
1024
01:04:25,465 --> 01:04:28,992
I'm liking you better and better.
You can hang around.
1025
01:04:29,069 --> 01:04:32,664
I also spotted this.
For you.
1026
01:04:32,739 --> 01:04:34,730
- Oh--
- A backless back.
1027
01:04:34,808 --> 01:04:37,777
- I don't know.
- Come on. With your back...
1028
01:04:37,844 --> 01:04:40,972
my legs--
how can we go wrong?
1029
01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:45,811
- [ People Chattering ]
1030
01:04:45,886 --> 01:04:47,877
- How do you think it's going?
- [ Chattering ]
1031
01:04:47,954 --> 01:04:50,149
Great party, Mom.
1032
01:04:52,259 --> 01:04:54,489
- [ Woman ] Hi, Janice.
- Hi.
1033
01:04:55,896 --> 01:04:57,887
- Oh, you look great.
- Thank you.
1034
01:04:57,964 --> 01:05:00,398
Great party, Janice.
1035
01:05:00,467 --> 01:05:02,401
- Voil?.
- Do you know what we were doing...
1036
01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:04,960
for the first time
a year ago tonight?
1037
01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:07,131
First time
a year ago tonight?
1038
01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:10,938
Oh! Am I the color
of my dress?
1039
01:05:11,011 --> 01:05:14,071
- Am I?
- [ Laughs ]
1040
01:05:15,148 --> 01:05:17,139
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1041
01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:22,311
[ People Chattering ]
1042
01:05:25,692 --> 01:05:28,422
So, uh-- So you're
from Watertown?
1043
01:05:29,729 --> 01:05:33,130
- You've asked me that twice.
- Right, right. Sorry.
1044
01:05:33,199 --> 01:05:35,759
You just, uh,
make me a little nervous.
1045
01:05:35,835 --> 01:05:39,202
- Why?
- Because you're so pretty.
1046
01:05:39,272 --> 01:05:41,206
[ Chuckles ]
1047
01:05:41,274 --> 01:05:43,970
- You're pretty too.
- [ Chuckles ]
1048
01:05:45,745 --> 01:05:48,305
Yeah, I like what I hear
about Smith, but--
1049
01:05:48,381 --> 01:05:51,441
I don't know. I think
I'd like to go to a co-ed school...
1050
01:05:51,518 --> 01:05:54,715
or something like...
U.V.M. or--
1051
01:05:54,788 --> 01:05:56,779
What do you think?
1052
01:05:56,856 --> 01:05:59,723
Well, I think they're all
pretty much the same.
1053
01:05:59,793 --> 01:06:02,318
[ Chuckles ]
That's easy for you to say.
1054
01:06:02,395 --> 01:06:06,297
- You-- You go to Brown.
- Well, I'm a double legacy.
1055
01:06:06,366 --> 01:06:08,300
That means
they had to take me.
1056
01:06:09,836 --> 01:06:12,361
So, um,
what's your major?
1057
01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:14,703
Education.
1058
01:06:14,774 --> 01:06:16,867
An education major
at Brown?
1059
01:06:16,943 --> 01:06:19,673
Yeah. My parents
think it's weird too.
1060
01:06:22,549 --> 01:06:26,280
I think they were counting
on pre-law, premed, pre-money.
1061
01:06:26,353 --> 01:06:28,344
- [ Laughs ]
- You know?
1062
01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:32,417
Do you want
to sit down?
1063
01:06:34,594 --> 01:06:36,960
This is what I wanna do.
I love teaching.
1064
01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:39,021
You know?
I mean, I love it.
1065
01:06:39,099 --> 01:06:41,363
I'm practice-teaching this semester
in fourth grade.
1066
01:06:41,434 --> 01:06:44,232
The kids in fourth grade
are really special.
1067
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:46,864
This one kid, Ricky Degan,
he is so smart.
1068
01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:50,432
He starts thinkin'-- boom, look out.
He's got sparks flyin' off his head.
1069
01:06:50,510 --> 01:06:53,775
- But, uh, he's L.D., so--
- What's �L.D.�?
1070
01:06:53,847 --> 01:06:56,372
- Learning disabled-- dyslexic.
- Oh.
1071
01:06:56,449 --> 01:06:59,714
Anyway, we're working on a phonics
rock video tape together.
1072
01:06:59,786 --> 01:07:02,118
And, uh, he's learning
how to read.
1073
01:07:02,188 --> 01:07:04,918
And I'm teaching him.
1074
01:07:04,991 --> 01:07:07,482
Wow. That's really great.
1075
01:07:11,498 --> 01:07:14,990
- Ask me who had a great time.
- Who had a great time?
1076
01:07:15,068 --> 01:07:18,834
- I did.
- I think Pat Robbins had a good time too.
1077
01:07:18,905 --> 01:07:22,068
Isn't he something?
He's gonna write me.
1078
01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:24,667
Yes?
1079
01:07:24,744 --> 01:07:29,681
I've never met a boy before who just
fit together with me, you know?
1080
01:07:29,749 --> 01:07:32,377
Yeah. I do know.
1081
01:07:33,653 --> 01:07:36,747
- I'm sorry you have to go tomorrow.
- Oh, me too.
1082
01:07:36,823 --> 01:07:40,816
But I can't wait to tell Mom
about the great time I had.
1083
01:07:40,894 --> 01:07:43,055
She's gonna love it.
1084
01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:47,290
So he said I'd like Janice,
and he was right.
1085
01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:51,827
Not only is she smart, but she has got
this way about her that-- I don't know.
1086
01:07:51,905 --> 01:07:55,204
She's got this wonderful laugh
and this fabulous figure.
1087
01:07:55,275 --> 01:07:57,209
- What's her name?
-Janice.
1088
01:07:57,277 --> 01:08:00,872
Janice. Ugliest girl I ever knew
was named Janice.
1089
01:08:00,947 --> 01:08:03,211
- Had buck teeth, hardly any eyebrows.
- Oh!
1090
01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:06,116
And she is an editor
at Random House.
1091
01:08:06,186 --> 01:08:08,848
What's she look like?
Is she 16? She 60? What?
1092
01:08:08,922 --> 01:08:11,254
I don't know.
1093
01:08:11,324 --> 01:08:14,487
I mean, she's not like--
She's just different.
1094
01:08:14,561 --> 01:08:18,190
Different? How is she different?
She got three tits?
1095
01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:20,960
Ma!
1096
01:08:23,470 --> 01:08:25,768
- Ma?
- Yeah. I'm in here.
1097
01:08:25,839 --> 01:08:28,103
Look. I forgot
I had this photograph.
1098
01:08:28,174 --> 01:08:30,608
- That's Janice.
- Oh, let me see.
1099
01:08:30,677 --> 01:08:35,171
Mom! Look what you did.
You ruined it.
1100
01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,239
Sorry, honey.
1101
01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:43,714
Let me do that.
1102
01:08:43,790 --> 01:08:45,781
Come here.
1103
01:08:48,761 --> 01:08:50,752
It doesn't matter.
1104
01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:07,813
Get out your checkbook,
Mrs. Douglas.
1105
01:09:07,881 --> 01:09:11,180
I got some stuff in my case
is gonna change your life.
1106
01:09:12,585 --> 01:09:14,576
- [ Knocking ]- [Jenny ] Knock, knock.
1107
01:09:14,654 --> 01:09:16,645
- Who's there?
- Sam and Janet.
1108
01:09:16,723 --> 01:09:18,714
Sam and Janet who?
1109
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:22,727
[ Together]
# �Sam-and-Janet� evening ##
1110
01:09:22,795 --> 01:09:24,820
I heated up some of that
good stew we had last night.
1111
01:09:24,898 --> 01:09:27,492
- Oh, thank you, honey girl.
- How was your day?
1112
01:09:27,567 --> 01:09:30,229
Great. I sold Mrs. Douglas
a whole lot of stuff she didn't need.
1113
01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:32,999
[ Laughs ] Good! 'Cause I want you
to look at his picture.
1114
01:09:33,072 --> 01:09:35,836
Oh, not that again!
I'm sick of this Pat Robbins.
1115
01:09:35,909 --> 01:09:38,241
You been following me around
with that snapshot for two weeks.
1116
01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:41,803
- Ma, just his eyes.
- I seen his eyes, both of' em.
1117
01:09:41,881 --> 01:09:43,872
No, not really.
Not with a magnifying glass.
1118
01:09:43,950 --> 01:09:46,282
- I won't do it. I won't.
I don't want to see his eyes.
- Ma!
1119
01:09:46,352 --> 01:09:48,343
- I don't wanna.
-Just a quick look. A quick look, Ma.
1120
01:09:48,421 --> 01:09:50,912
I won't. All right.
You talked me into it.
1121
01:09:50,990 --> 01:09:54,517
I'm blind. Look at that.
Paul Newman would die of envy.
1122
01:09:54,594 --> 01:09:58,121
Mel what's-his-name should pack it in.
There. Are ya satisfied?
1123
01:09:58,198 --> 01:10:00,359
- It's Gibson. Mel Gibson.
- Mel Gibson.
1124
01:10:00,433 --> 01:10:03,664
It doesn't make any difference.
I'll probably never see him again.
1125
01:10:03,736 --> 01:10:05,670
What do you say
a thing like that for?
1126
01:10:05,738 --> 01:10:08,263
Well, he's spending Christmas
with his family, and--
1127
01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:10,809
Well, what about
Easter vacation?
1128
01:10:10,877 --> 01:10:13,311
He's flying down to Florida
with a bunch of kids from his school...
1129
01:10:13,379 --> 01:10:17,008
and he'll probably meet
some stuck-up heiress and marry her.
1130
01:10:17,083 --> 01:10:21,247
- Or Madonna.
- Madonna. Well, I wish you could go.
1131
01:10:21,321 --> 01:10:25,280
- Did he ask ya?
- Yeah, he did.
1132
01:10:25,358 --> 01:10:28,020
You didn't tell me that.
1133
01:10:28,094 --> 01:10:30,824
Oh, the blue piqu�!
You found it.
1134
01:10:30,897 --> 01:10:32,831
- Yeah, it's pretty, isn't it?
- Yeah.
1135
01:10:32,899 --> 01:10:34,833
You want covered buttons?
1136
01:10:34,901 --> 01:10:37,893
Uh, Ma. I want--
1137
01:10:37,971 --> 01:10:41,463
- I want you to look at his mouth.
- No!
1138
01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:45,409
- Yes!
- Not that! I can't do it! I'm too weak.
1139
01:10:45,478 --> 01:10:48,447
- Look! Look!
- [ Laughing ]
1140
01:10:48,514 --> 01:10:52,041
Don't! No.
[ Shrieking ]
1141
01:11:04,097 --> 01:11:07,692
Well, I don't care,
if I do say so myself.
1142
01:11:07,767 --> 01:11:09,792
[ Sighs ]
That's pretty.
1143
01:11:09,869 --> 01:11:13,134
- It's beautiful.
- Mmm.
1144
01:11:13,206 --> 01:11:15,265
Happy Christmas eve, sugar.
1145
01:11:15,341 --> 01:11:17,969
You think it needs
some more icicles?
1146
01:11:18,044 --> 01:11:20,137
No, Ma. It's perfect like that.
1147
01:11:20,213 --> 01:11:23,307
Well, how about if we, um...
1148
01:11:23,383 --> 01:11:26,113
take some angel hair
and put it over the lights?
1149
01:11:26,185 --> 01:11:31,384
- You know, make it all glowy.
- Mother, don't gussy it all up.
1150
01:11:31,457 --> 01:11:34,392
Ah. Plain Jane.
1151
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:36,519
Can't stand to see
anything really pretty.
1152
01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:39,429
[ Doorbell Rings ]
1153
01:11:49,676 --> 01:11:53,134
Merry Christmas!
[ Laughs ]
1154
01:11:53,212 --> 01:11:55,146
Hey, mistletoe, missy!
1155
01:11:55,214 --> 01:11:58,411
How about giving your old
uncle Santa Claus a little soul kiss?
1156
01:11:58,484 --> 01:12:00,418
See you in hell first.
1157
01:12:00,486 --> 01:12:02,920
- You got a date.
- Ed, what are you doin'?
1158
01:12:02,989 --> 01:12:05,287
- No! -
I'm gonna cook this S.O.B.
1159
01:12:05,358 --> 01:12:08,521
- Oh.
- Ed, come on.
Come on, honey. Be reasonable.
1160
01:12:08,594 --> 01:12:11,961
- It takes hours to cook a turkey. Oh, God.
- Oh, well, tell you what.
1161
01:12:12,031 --> 01:12:16,798
We'll turn the son of a bitch up to 5,000
degrees, and we'll microwave its ass. Ow!
1162
01:12:16,869 --> 01:12:19,269
- Ed! Ed.
- Ow, ow, ow. Oh, man, it's hot.
1163
01:12:19,339 --> 01:12:21,398
- My roast!
- Roast on Christmas eve?
1164
01:12:21,474 --> 01:12:24,068
- My roast.! Ed.!
- We'll just cool this baby off.
1165
01:12:24,143 --> 01:12:26,077
- Here we go. All right. Okay.
- No!
1166
01:12:26,145 --> 01:12:28,909
- Oh, no. Oh, my God.
- There you go, babe.
1167
01:12:28,981 --> 01:12:30,505
Oh, shit.
1168
01:12:31,751 --> 01:12:33,685
You know I'm your friend.
You know I love ya.
1169
01:12:33,753 --> 01:12:36,244
But ya can't just waltz in here drunk
on Christmas eve!
1170
01:12:36,322 --> 01:12:38,813
- I don't want the bird. Take the bird.
- What are you doing?
1171
01:12:38,891 --> 01:12:43,123
- I won him for ya.
- Here. You and the bird get the hell out.
1172
01:12:43,196 --> 01:12:46,029
- Look, come back tomorrow
when you're sober, all right?
- [ Muttering ]
1173
01:12:46,099 --> 01:12:48,033
I love ya.
1174
01:12:48,101 --> 01:12:51,628
- Hey, Stella.! It's cold out here.- [ Doorbell Rings ]
1175
01:12:56,442 --> 01:12:58,774
Daddy!
1176
01:12:58,845 --> 01:13:00,779
- [ Laughing ]
- Oh, my goodness!
1177
01:13:00,847 --> 01:13:04,544
- What are you doin' here?
- I couldn't resist. I had to
deliver these in person.
1178
01:13:04,617 --> 01:13:08,314
- Merry Christmas.
- Oh, merry Christmas. You look so handsome.
1179
01:13:08,388 --> 01:13:10,652
- You're prejudiced.
- I'll tell Ma you're here.
1180
01:13:10,723 --> 01:13:13,214
Ah, just a minute.
Just a minute.
1181
01:13:15,294 --> 01:13:17,854
Just staying for a moment.
Now, don't open those.
1182
01:13:20,233 --> 01:13:23,259
- [ Whispering ] Ma, Daddy's here!
- What's he doin' here?
1183
01:13:23,336 --> 01:13:26,032
- I don't know.
- My God, what do I look like?
1184
01:13:26,105 --> 01:13:29,973
Give me five minutes
to fix myself up.
1185
01:13:56,369 --> 01:13:59,236
So this big truck driver
is waiting and he's, like, really mad.
1186
01:13:59,305 --> 01:14:02,297
This guy must weigh 2 75 pounds.He's really impatient.
1187
01:14:06,379 --> 01:14:09,348
- [Jenny Laughing ] Oh, no.
- Hi.
1188
01:14:09,415 --> 01:14:13,511
Stella. Wow,
you look terrific.
1189
01:14:13,586 --> 01:14:17,022
Thanks. Oh.
1190
01:14:17,089 --> 01:14:19,956
- [ Laughing ]
- And your tree is-- It's great!
1191
01:14:20,026 --> 01:14:22,017
- Yeah, isn't it?
- It's great, yeah.
1192
01:14:22,094 --> 01:14:24,255
What are you doing here in Watertown
on Christmas eve?
1193
01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:28,323
It was just an impulse.
I was starved for the sight of this one.
1194
01:14:28,401 --> 01:14:31,427
You want to stay to dinner? We made
a big roast. We made a Waldorf salad.
1195
01:14:31,504 --> 01:14:33,631
- Yeah!
- I wish I could, but I've got to go right back.
1196
01:14:33,706 --> 01:14:35,833
I'm on an 8:00 flight.
1197
01:14:35,908 --> 01:14:38,570
Well, at least take your coat off.
Sit down for a couple of minutes.
1198
01:14:38,644 --> 01:14:42,080
- Come on. All right.
- Oh, all right. Thanks.
1199
01:14:44,016 --> 01:14:46,007
So, what are you doin'
for Christmas?
1200
01:14:46,085 --> 01:14:48,713
Janice and I are driving up to Connecticut
and having dinner with some friends.
1201
01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:51,188
- The Robbinses and the Fiesters.
- Is Pat gonna be there?
1202
01:14:51,257 --> 01:14:53,782
- I think so.
- Tell him I got the letter and the art book.
1203
01:14:53,860 --> 01:14:55,794
- They were beautiful.
- I'll tell him.
1204
01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:58,330
- He asks about you every time I see him.
- He does?
1205
01:14:58,397 --> 01:15:01,855
I wish you could be with us.
Stella, couldn't I take her, just once?
1206
01:15:01,934 --> 01:15:06,428
You mean now?
We got plans for Christmas.
1207
01:15:06,506 --> 01:15:09,100
Of course you do.
1208
01:15:09,175 --> 01:15:12,633
Yeah. We have plans, and--
1209
01:15:16,048 --> 01:15:19,347
- Honey, do you wanna go?
- Oh, honey.
1210
01:15:21,220 --> 01:15:23,245
[ Sighs ]
No, Ma.
1211
01:15:23,322 --> 01:15:27,281
Don't be silly. W-We're gonna see
that play tomorrow night.
1212
01:15:28,794 --> 01:15:31,456
Well. Now look
at me, baby.
1213
01:15:31,531 --> 01:15:33,556
Come on. Let me
see your face.
1214
01:15:33,633 --> 01:15:36,500
- Come on.
- Ma, I'd rather stay here.
1215
01:15:38,871 --> 01:15:41,738
Well, you're goin', and that's that.
We can see a play anytime.
1216
01:15:41,807 --> 01:15:43,798
Besides, I don't really
like that guy anyway.
1217
01:15:43,876 --> 01:15:45,867
She made me watch something
he wrote on TV once.
1218
01:15:45,945 --> 01:15:48,436
- Pinter. She doesn't like Harold Pinter.
- Go pack, silly.
1219
01:15:48,514 --> 01:15:50,505
- Come on, Ma.
- Go on, go on.
1220
01:16:03,162 --> 01:16:07,565
Hey, maybe I could get us
on the morning flight...
1221
01:16:07,633 --> 01:16:10,466
and the three of us
could have dinner tonight.
1222
01:16:10,536 --> 01:16:13,164
Yeah? Okay.
1223
01:16:13,239 --> 01:16:15,434
- Is the phone still over here?
- Yeah.
1224
01:16:20,112 --> 01:16:22,103
[ Pounding ]
1225
01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:26,241
[ Pounding ]
1226
01:16:27,954 --> 01:16:30,855
[ Stephen ] Yes, uh, I'd like to makea reservation for two.
1227
01:16:30,923 --> 01:16:35,451
I brought you this thing, so you can
just keep the son of a bitch!
1228
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:42,459
- There's nothing at all? Are you sure?- I get it now.
1229
01:16:42,535 --> 01:16:45,504
Old slow-on-the-uptake Ed
finally gets it.
1230
01:16:45,571 --> 01:16:50,838
Young Dr. Dallas drops by,
so you don't have time for an old pal.
1231
01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:55,006
Well, that's okay, 'cause I don't careto have Christmas with you.
1232
01:16:55,081 --> 01:16:58,812
You go ahead and you have--
You have Christmas with all your rich folks.
1233
01:17:00,553 --> 01:17:05,081
Merry Christmas.
And piss on you, lady.
1234
01:17:06,225 --> 01:17:08,216
Okay.
1235
01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:11,695
Thank you.
1236
01:17:11,764 --> 01:17:13,789
What was that?
1237
01:17:13,866 --> 01:17:16,334
Oh, Ed was here
a while ago, and I--
1238
01:17:16,402 --> 01:17:18,768
I sent him away.
1239
01:17:18,838 --> 01:17:20,897
He's had a little
hard luck lately.
1240
01:17:20,973 --> 01:17:23,771
I guess it's made him sour.
Did you get the new reservations?
1241
01:17:23,843 --> 01:17:26,004
- Everything for tomorrow's booked.
- I'm ready.
1242
01:17:26,078 --> 01:17:28,069
With the snow, we just have
time to get to the airport.
1243
01:17:28,147 --> 01:17:30,138
- All right.
- Are you sure this is all right?
1244
01:17:30,216 --> 01:17:32,184
Yeah. Go on.
It'll be fine.
1245
01:17:32,251 --> 01:17:34,276
- Ma, I'll call you as soon as I get there.
- All right.
1246
01:17:34,353 --> 01:17:36,548
- I'll have her back in a couple of days.
- Okay.
1247
01:17:36,622 --> 01:17:38,715
- Stella, I don't know what to say. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
1248
01:17:38,791 --> 01:17:41,021
- Thanks, Ma.
- Okay, baby.
1249
01:17:41,093 --> 01:17:43,220
- Are you gonna be okay?
- I'll be fine.
1250
01:17:43,295 --> 01:17:46,128
- Have a good time. Bye.
- I love you, Ma.
1251
01:17:46,198 --> 01:17:48,189
- I love you too.
- Great to see you.
1252
01:17:48,267 --> 01:17:50,258
- Bye. Bye.
- Bye.
1253
01:17:52,772 --> 01:17:54,763
Oh.
1254
01:17:58,177 --> 01:18:02,477
Jen! Jenny! Jen!
1255
01:18:02,548 --> 01:18:05,608
[ Door Opens ]
1256
01:18:05,685 --> 01:18:07,676
[ Door Closes ]
1257
01:18:15,695 --> 01:18:17,686
[ Chuckles ]
1258
01:18:25,004 --> 01:18:26,995
Merry Christmas, Stella.
1259
01:18:49,228 --> 01:18:51,788
- [ Door Closes ]
1260
01:18:51,864 --> 01:18:55,800
- What?
- # Pina colada ##
1261
01:18:55,868 --> 01:19:00,532
[ Imitating Latin Accent ]
Tan legs, sand. Florida.
1262
01:19:00,606 --> 01:19:02,506
Ma, what are you doin'?
1263
01:19:02,575 --> 01:19:05,476
Mr. Insta-Card, he say he know
somebody very, very blue...
1264
01:19:05,544 --> 01:19:09,810
because Pat Robbins and his family
off to Florida for a spring break.
1265
01:19:09,882 --> 01:19:12,009
- I'm not blue.
- Mr. Insta-Card...
1266
01:19:12,084 --> 01:19:15,611
he say, �We can go too.�
1267
01:19:15,688 --> 01:19:19,055
Ma, that's dumb.
We can't afford that.
1268
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:21,116
- Can.
- Can't.
1269
01:19:21,193 --> 01:19:23,684
Can too. Mr. Insta-Card,
he don't care when we pay him back.
1270
01:19:23,763 --> 01:19:26,357
1 991 , 1 999--
it's all the same to him.
1271
01:19:26,432 --> 01:19:29,196
- I would love to go be with Pat, but I'm--
- We're goin'!
1272
01:19:29,268 --> 01:19:31,463
- What do you mean?
- We're gonna Insta-Card our little butts...
1273
01:19:31,537 --> 01:19:33,471
down to Florida
and Pat Robbins!
1274
01:19:33,539 --> 01:19:35,530
- Ma!
- We're goin'! We're goin'!
1275
01:19:35,608 --> 01:19:37,599
- We're going?
- Mambo!
1276
01:19:37,676 --> 01:19:39,735
- You mean it?
- Merengue!
1277
01:19:55,060 --> 01:19:57,290
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1278
01:20:12,578 --> 01:20:15,069
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1279
01:21:09,401 --> 01:21:11,392
Ma, I'm on my way.
1280
01:21:11,470 --> 01:21:15,099
- Oh, how's your cold?
- Oh, a little better, I guess.
1281
01:21:15,174 --> 01:21:19,133
- My first time in Florida,
I wind up flat on my back...
- Oh.
1282
01:21:19,211 --> 01:21:21,179
with a cold for three days.
1283
01:21:21,247 --> 01:21:24,375
- Can I get you anything?
- Honey, I ordered everything I could think of.
1284
01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:28,648
Magazines, candy, steaks,
cards, cigarettes.
1285
01:21:28,721 --> 01:21:31,952
- Cigarettes with a cold?
- Oh, come on. I'm bored.
1286
01:21:32,024 --> 01:21:33,958
Go on. Go swimmin'.
Have some fun.
1287
01:21:34,026 --> 01:21:37,792
If I feel like it later, I mayget dressed and look up Pat's mom.
1288
01:21:37,863 --> 01:21:39,922
Get together with her
or something like that. All right?
1289
01:21:39,999 --> 01:21:43,400
- Okay, Ma.
- Okay, have a good time.
1290
01:21:43,469 --> 01:21:45,460
[ Sneezes ]
1291
01:21:50,876 --> 01:21:53,367
Hi.
You look great!
1292
01:21:53,445 --> 01:21:55,436
Hi.
1293
01:22:00,953 --> 01:22:03,183
- So you play tennis?
- Yeah, I do.
1294
01:22:03,255 --> 01:22:05,314
- Wanna play later on?
- I don't know how to play.
1295
01:22:05,391 --> 01:22:07,655
- Will you teach me?
- Yes, I'll teach you.
1296
01:22:07,726 --> 01:22:10,752
[ Man ] My God,take a look at this one.
1297
01:22:10,829 --> 01:22:13,764
[ Woman Laughs ]Oh.!
1298
01:22:15,534 --> 01:22:17,525
- Hi.
- Hi. What can I get you?
1299
01:22:17,603 --> 01:22:20,470
I'm gonna have a daiquiri.
No, no. I changed my mind.
1300
01:22:20,539 --> 01:22:23,599
- Gimme a sufferin' bastard.
- Come again?
1301
01:22:23,676 --> 01:22:25,974
You don't know a sufferin' bastard?
It's famous.
1302
01:22:26,045 --> 01:22:28,104
It's in the Trader Vic'sBartender's Guide.
1303
01:22:28,180 --> 01:22:31,343
- Tell me how, I'll make it.
- You know what? I think it's
quicker for me to show ya.
1304
01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:33,408
- Well--
- You don't mind, do ya?
1305
01:22:33,485 --> 01:22:37,285
- Now that you mention it.
- I tended bar for five years
in Watertown, New York.
1306
01:22:37,356 --> 01:22:40,120
- Gimme a double old-fashioned glass.
Fill it with ice.
- Lady--
1307
01:22:40,192 --> 01:22:43,992
- I take a squeeze of lime. Here, just like that.
- Great.
1308
01:22:44,096 --> 01:22:46,326
- Two kinds of rum.
- Yeah.
1309
01:22:46,365 --> 01:22:49,493
Yeah. A little bit
of mai tai mix.
1310
01:22:49,568 --> 01:22:52,731
- You got any cucumber sticks?
- I must have forgotten the cucumber sticks.
1311
01:22:52,805 --> 01:22:55,569
- All right. I'll take a fruit stick instead.
- You're pretty good.
1312
01:22:55,641 --> 01:22:58,769
- Cheers.
- Stop by anytime.
1313
01:22:58,844 --> 01:23:02,871
- Hi. Gee, that's some tan you got there.
1314
01:23:02,948 --> 01:23:05,212
- Thank you.
- Wow!
1315
01:23:05,284 --> 01:23:07,275
Who is that?
1316
01:23:07,353 --> 01:23:10,117
- Isn't this great? Great music.
- [ Man ] Wonderful.
1317
01:23:10,189 --> 01:23:12,453
- You don't feel like dancing, do ya?
- Not right now, thanks.
1318
01:23:12,524 --> 01:23:15,857
Oh, all right. Salsa. It's called salsa.
It's really hot, huh?
1319
01:23:15,928 --> 01:23:17,919
- No kiddin'.
- You wanna dance?
1320
01:23:17,997 --> 01:23:20,192
- Maybe later. Okay.
- Oh, okay.
1321
01:23:28,307 --> 01:23:31,640
- [ Man ] Pina colada, please.
- ## [ Humming To Salsa Music ]
1322
01:23:31,710 --> 01:23:33,701
[ Whooping ]
1323
01:23:37,082 --> 01:23:39,073
Oh.
1324
01:23:39,151 --> 01:23:41,244
- Come on. Let's dance.
- I can't.
1325
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:43,311
Come on.
Come on.
1326
01:23:44,957 --> 01:23:48,688
- I could lose my job!
- [ People Laughing ]
1327
01:23:55,367 --> 01:23:59,098
- Excuse me. Do you believe this?
- Go on. Have a ball.
1328
01:23:59,171 --> 01:24:01,264
[ Howls, Laughs ]
1329
01:24:03,308 --> 01:24:05,299
- Check that out!
- Oh, my God.
1330
01:24:05,377 --> 01:24:07,345
- Tango!
- Hey, lady, do you know this one?
1331
01:24:10,315 --> 01:24:12,306
[ Laughing, Whooping ]
1332
01:24:12,384 --> 01:24:14,511
Great. I'll see
what I can do.
1333
01:24:14,586 --> 01:24:17,146
[ Whooping ]
1334
01:24:17,222 --> 01:24:19,713
I can't believe it.
1335
01:24:19,792 --> 01:24:22,488
[ People Cheering ]
1336
01:24:29,902 --> 01:24:31,301
Ayayay!
1337
01:24:31,370 --> 01:24:34,771
[ People Whooping ]
Oh, baby, shake it!
1338
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,308
Yeah, baby.!
1339
01:24:42,281 --> 01:24:44,272
- I've gotta go.
- What's wrong?
1340
01:24:44,349 --> 01:24:45,839
Just-- Nothing.
1341
01:24:45,918 --> 01:24:48,716
Jenny.
1342
01:24:52,958 --> 01:24:54,949
Oh!
1343
01:24:57,262 --> 01:24:59,753
[ Laughing, Chattering ]
1344
01:25:02,868 --> 01:25:06,895
- Hey, did you order a beer?
- [ Girl ] God, this sun feels good.
1345
01:25:06,972 --> 01:25:09,167
I don't care
if I get wrinkles.
1346
01:25:09,241 --> 01:25:11,573
- Oh, I always put on sunscreen.
- What is that, a 20?
1347
01:25:11,643 --> 01:25:13,634
Yeah.
1348
01:25:13,712 --> 01:25:16,681
[ Girl ] You know that thing we sawin the bar this morning?
1349
01:25:16,748 --> 01:25:21,412
You know who that is? That's Jenny Claire'smother. Can you believe that?
1350
01:25:21,487 --> 01:25:24,183
I thought it must've beenPee-Wee Herman's wife or something.
1351
01:25:24,256 --> 01:25:27,054
- [ Girl #2 ] That is Jenny's mother?- I know. Incredible.
1352
01:25:27,126 --> 01:25:30,220
- I kind of feel sorry for her.- I'll tell you one thing though.
1353
01:25:30,295 --> 01:25:33,059
She had Pat Robbins
real interested for a while...
1354
01:25:33,132 --> 01:25:35,157
but I bet she can
kiss that good-bye.
1355
01:25:35,234 --> 01:25:37,828
I mean, really, how'd you liketo have a mother like that?
1356
01:25:37,903 --> 01:25:41,771
- [ Girl #2 Laughs ]- Oh, I'd shoot myself. I would.
1357
01:26:19,912 --> 01:26:22,312
What's going on?
1358
01:26:22,381 --> 01:26:25,544
- Yo, Dex.
- How ya doin'?
1359
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:31,785
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
1360
01:26:31,857 --> 01:26:33,848
Nah.
1361
01:26:33,926 --> 01:26:36,326
Forgive me. What'd you do,
take up baby-sitting?
1362
01:26:38,564 --> 01:26:40,498
[ Both Laughing ]
1363
01:26:47,072 --> 01:26:50,007
[ Phone Ringing ]
1364
01:26:55,814 --> 01:26:58,578
- Hello?
- [ Man ] Is this Mrs. Stella Claire?
1365
01:26:58,650 --> 01:27:01,778
- Yeah.
- This is Sergeant Phillip, Watertown Police.
1366
01:27:01,853 --> 01:27:03,946
We're holding your daughter.
1367
01:27:04,022 --> 01:27:07,788
Is she all right?
Can I come get her?
1368
01:27:09,228 --> 01:27:11,162
Yeah.
1369
01:27:11,230 --> 01:27:15,098
She didn't have any drugs on her,
but half the kids in the place did...
1370
01:27:15,167 --> 01:27:17,328
including that guy
she was with.
1371
01:27:17,402 --> 01:27:19,461
She refused her urine test...
1372
01:27:19,538 --> 01:27:22,530
and she slapped the female officer
who was trying to search her.
1373
01:27:22,608 --> 01:27:24,769
Knocked the glasses
clear off her face.
1374
01:27:24,843 --> 01:27:27,175
Are there any charges?
Does she have to come back?
1375
01:27:27,246 --> 01:27:29,544
Just take her the hell home.
1376
01:27:29,615 --> 01:27:31,549
She's in there.
1377
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:04,078
[ Horns Honking ]
1378
01:28:11,890 --> 01:28:14,791
[ Construction Noise ]
1379
01:28:20,565 --> 01:28:23,056
[ People Chattering ]
1380
01:28:31,610 --> 01:28:34,841
- [ Chattering ]
- Yes, can I help you?
1381
01:28:34,913 --> 01:28:37,609
- I'm lookin' for Janice Morrison.
- Yes?
1382
01:28:37,683 --> 01:28:40,948
I'm Stella Claire.
I'm Jenny's mom.
1383
01:28:46,091 --> 01:28:48,082
Nice. Nice.
1384
01:28:49,161 --> 01:28:51,152
- It's taken me--
- It must've cost you--
1385
01:28:51,229 --> 01:28:53,220
[ Both Chuckle ]
1386
01:28:53,298 --> 01:28:55,698
- W-Would you like to sit down?
- Oh, thanks.
1387
01:28:55,767 --> 01:28:58,463
Why don't we sit over here?
It's more comfortable.
1388
01:28:58,537 --> 01:29:00,528
Oh. Okay.
1389
01:29:03,508 --> 01:29:06,409
- Would you like some coffee?
- Yeah. Uh--
1390
01:29:06,478 --> 01:29:09,003
- How do you take it?
- Uh, milk.
1391
01:29:11,049 --> 01:29:15,577
- [ Woman ] I'm here.
- Yes. Uh, two coffees, please.
One with milk. Thanks.
1392
01:29:21,893 --> 01:29:23,884
Jenny, uh, tells me
you're an editor.
1393
01:29:23,962 --> 01:29:26,624
- That's right.
- Y-You like it?
1394
01:29:26,698 --> 01:29:30,464
- Oh, I love it.
- Yeah. Jenny's always saying about how...
1395
01:29:30,535 --> 01:29:34,403
her work has to be satisfyin', how she
wants to go to her job happy every day.
1396
01:29:34,473 --> 01:29:38,000
Where I grew up, people just went to work.
They didn't think about it either way.
1397
01:29:38,076 --> 01:29:40,067
- Can I use this for an ashtray?
- Uh, yes.
1398
01:29:40,145 --> 01:29:42,136
Thanks.
1399
01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:46,741
Jenny wants to be
an architect, you know.
1400
01:29:46,818 --> 01:29:48,809
Yes. She told me.
1401
01:29:55,961 --> 01:29:58,259
I, uh--
1402
01:29:58,330 --> 01:30:01,993
Listen. I, uh--
I wanna ask you something.
1403
01:30:02,067 --> 01:30:05,434
- Mm-hmm.
- Are you and Stephen
planning on gettin' married?
1404
01:30:07,773 --> 01:30:12,005
Well, um, yes.
We're pretty close to that.
1405
01:30:13,211 --> 01:30:15,145
Oh, thank you.
1406
01:30:16,948 --> 01:30:18,939
Thank you.
1407
01:30:22,087 --> 01:30:25,648
Well, here's the thing.
1408
01:30:27,292 --> 01:30:31,888
After you and Stephen was married,
would you want to take Jenny?
1409
01:30:31,963 --> 01:30:35,228
- �Take� her?
- Yeah. To live with ya.
1410
01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:39,066
Well, no. We wouldn't
dream of it.
1411
01:30:39,137 --> 01:30:41,332
- I know how close the two of you are.
- Yeah.
1412
01:30:41,406 --> 01:30:44,170
But-- But if I didn't
want her anymore.
1413
01:30:44,242 --> 01:30:49,179
I-I mean, if it wasn't convenient
for me to keep her anymore?
1414
01:30:49,247 --> 01:30:52,739
Jenny's growing up now, you know.
She's-- She's quite a handful.
1415
01:30:52,818 --> 01:30:54,979
Why don't you just say
what you mean?
1416
01:30:59,224 --> 01:31:02,421
Yeah. Well--
1417
01:31:02,494 --> 01:31:05,054
Jenny's at an age now
where she should have things.
1418
01:31:05,130 --> 01:31:10,067
Not money.I don't mean that.
1419
01:31:10,135 --> 01:31:14,231
- But books, museums, art stuff.
- [ Tapping Cigarette ]
1420
01:31:14,306 --> 01:31:17,503
I know you can take a girl to a museum or--
or buy her a book...
1421
01:31:17,576 --> 01:31:20,602
but when she gets home,
who's she gonna talk about it to?
1422
01:31:20,679 --> 01:31:23,045
And she's--
She's just not happy.
1423
01:31:23,114 --> 01:31:27,050
I can see it. All I have to do
is look at her face.
1424
01:31:27,118 --> 01:31:30,679
I know her. Look, I feel like I dida lot for her, you know?
1425
01:31:30,755 --> 01:31:35,522
I raised her myself. And I
think maybe my part's done.
1426
01:31:35,594 --> 01:31:39,394
And she's crazy about her dad.
She takes after him an awful lot.
1427
01:31:39,464 --> 01:31:43,594
So if you and Stephen was to get married
and she was to come and live with ya...
1428
01:31:43,668 --> 01:31:45,659
you could probably
adopt her...
1429
01:31:45,737 --> 01:31:48,262
and the two of you'd have
the same last name.
1430
01:31:48,340 --> 01:31:51,434
And everybody would just--
1431
01:31:51,510 --> 01:31:53,774
just naturally
think she was yours.
1432
01:31:55,981 --> 01:31:59,348
No, Stella. You're wrong.
1433
01:31:59,417 --> 01:32:03,717
- You've done a wonderful job
raising that girl.
- I have, I think.
1434
01:32:03,788 --> 01:32:06,188
So far.
1435
01:32:06,258 --> 01:32:08,283
But she's at the point now
where she could go wrong.
1436
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:11,329
I don't know that she will,
but I know there's the possibility.
1437
01:32:11,396 --> 01:32:14,058
A-And it just--
It just kills me.
1438
01:32:14,132 --> 01:32:17,863
- Look. I wasn't raised with money--
- Oh, it's not about money.
1439
01:32:17,936 --> 01:32:19,995
You got any brothers
or sisters?
1440
01:32:20,071 --> 01:32:22,369
Yes. I have two sisters.
1441
01:32:22,440 --> 01:32:25,932
And did they grow up to be
big-time, fancy editors like you?
1442
01:32:26,011 --> 01:32:28,912
Are they happy?
1443
01:32:28,980 --> 01:32:33,383
Aha. Just like I thought.
1444
01:32:33,451 --> 01:32:36,352
You got out.
They didn't.
1445
01:32:36,421 --> 01:32:40,983
I'm telling you, I'm not gonna take
a single solitary chance on my Jen.
1446
01:32:42,060 --> 01:32:43,994
You don't know
how wonderful she is.
1447
01:32:44,062 --> 01:32:47,998
Yes, I do. She didn't get it all
from her father.
1448
01:32:49,067 --> 01:32:51,092
I gotta go.
1449
01:32:52,437 --> 01:32:54,462
Jenny don't know I'm here,
and I don't want her to.
1450
01:32:54,539 --> 01:32:56,530
I've thought it all out,
and the way to do it...
1451
01:32:56,608 --> 01:32:58,872
is for her to come visit
like always, and then--
1452
01:32:58,944 --> 01:33:01,469
And then you'll tell her
after she's there.
1453
01:33:01,546 --> 01:33:04,572
- All right.
- Okay.
1454
01:33:04,649 --> 01:33:07,140
Yeah.
It'll be best that way.
1455
01:33:26,471 --> 01:33:29,167
- You-- You be sure and call. Okay?
- Of course I will.
1456
01:33:29,240 --> 01:33:32,937
- May I see your boarding pass? Thank you.
- Don't worry.
1457
01:33:35,380 --> 01:33:37,678
- Enjoy your flight.
- Thanks.
1458
01:33:37,749 --> 01:33:40,115
- Bye, Ma.
- Bye.
1459
01:33:43,254 --> 01:33:46,018
I love you, Jenny.
1460
01:33:46,091 --> 01:33:48,082
I love you, Ma.
1461
01:33:52,063 --> 01:33:57,000
Everybody's dead. And they're on
the beach, and only one person's left.
1462
01:33:57,068 --> 01:34:00,834
And that's April, the-- the one
with the blonde hair, you know?
1463
01:34:00,905 --> 01:34:04,705
And she is so scared. And she knows
she has to get off the island...
1464
01:34:04,776 --> 01:34:07,574
and so she says to herself, you know,
�I have to get off the island.�
1465
01:34:07,646 --> 01:34:09,580
- Bob.
- Yeah?
1466
01:34:09,648 --> 01:34:11,582
Less is more.
1467
01:34:16,921 --> 01:34:21,449
[ Chuckles ] You know, Bob, your mom
and my dad look so good together...
1468
01:34:21,526 --> 01:34:23,994
they practically
have to get married.
1469
01:34:24,062 --> 01:34:27,554
- Practically.
- So what are you gonna wear?
1470
01:34:27,632 --> 01:34:30,624
I was thinking of spandex.
[ Laughs ]
1471
01:34:30,702 --> 01:34:33,102
[ Laughs ]
1472
01:34:34,472 --> 01:34:36,497
- It's 9:30.
- But--
1473
01:34:36,574 --> 01:34:38,508
No.
1474
01:34:41,279 --> 01:34:43,804
- Night, big guy.
- Good night.
1475
01:34:43,882 --> 01:34:46,077
Hug, hug, hug.
1476
01:34:47,218 --> 01:34:49,152
Night.
1477
01:34:49,220 --> 01:34:51,688
- Night.
- Night.
1478
01:34:52,791 --> 01:34:57,626
Jen. Janice and I have
been wondering--
1479
01:35:01,099 --> 01:35:03,192
We want you to come
and live with us.
1480
01:35:04,436 --> 01:35:07,303
[ Chuckles ]
What do you mean?
1481
01:35:07,372 --> 01:35:10,933
We want you to come here
and live with us.
1482
01:35:11,009 --> 01:35:14,342
That's a very nice idea...
1483
01:35:14,412 --> 01:35:16,903
but I couldn't leave Mom.
1484
01:35:16,981 --> 01:35:19,506
- You can see your mother whenever you want.
- Sure.
1485
01:35:19,584 --> 01:35:23,247
No. No, I couldn't.
But thanks.
1486
01:35:23,321 --> 01:35:26,813
Wait a second. You know--
When your mother and I discussed this--
1487
01:35:26,891 --> 01:35:28,950
- Mom already knows about this?
- Well, sure.
1488
01:35:29,027 --> 01:35:31,257
I mean, she and I both want
what's best for you...
1489
01:35:31,329 --> 01:35:33,490
and we thought, now that you're
practically grown up--
1490
01:35:33,565 --> 01:35:37,126
Look. I don't care what you thought.
I'm not gonna do that.
1491
01:35:37,202 --> 01:35:41,332
Jenny, you don't understand.
This was your mother's idea.
1492
01:35:41,406 --> 01:35:46,036
- She came to see me.
- Wait a minute. There's
something really wrong here.
1493
01:35:46,111 --> 01:35:48,102
- Nothing is wrong.
- If it's not what you want, we're not gonna--
1494
01:35:48,179 --> 01:35:50,272
Nobody is gonna make you
do anything bad for you.
1495
01:35:50,348 --> 01:35:52,839
This is really way off.
1496
01:35:52,917 --> 01:35:55,112
Uh-- When did she
come to see you?
1497
01:35:55,186 --> 01:35:59,145
- Well, I can't remember.
- Was it right after we got back from Florida?
1498
01:35:59,224 --> 01:36:01,658
I guess.
I'm not sure.
1499
01:36:01,726 --> 01:36:03,785
Would you think?
1500
01:36:03,862 --> 01:36:07,389
I'm sorry, Jenny. I don't remember exactly
when she-- Yes, I guess.
1501
01:36:07,465 --> 01:36:09,456
- Oh, my God.
- What has Florida got to do with it?
1502
01:36:09,534 --> 01:36:12,059
What am I gonna do?
1503
01:36:12,137 --> 01:36:14,799
[ Door Opens, Slams ]
1504
01:36:14,873 --> 01:36:16,807
[ Phone Ringing ]
1505
01:36:19,377 --> 01:36:21,311
[ Ringing Continues ]
1506
01:36:29,287 --> 01:36:33,087
- Hello.
- Stella. Hi. It's Stephen.
1507
01:36:43,501 --> 01:36:46,265
- Is Ed here?
- Over there.
1508
01:36:56,514 --> 01:36:58,573
Ed.
1509
01:36:59,684 --> 01:37:01,948
Ed.
1510
01:37:05,190 --> 01:37:07,124
[ Grunts ]
1511
01:37:10,728 --> 01:37:12,889
- Hiya, Stell.
- Ed.
1512
01:37:14,599 --> 01:37:19,263
I need ya.
Ya gotta help me.
1513
01:37:19,337 --> 01:37:21,635
Hey, bud.
1514
01:37:21,706 --> 01:37:24,368
In the whole town,
the prettiest.
1515
01:37:24,442 --> 01:37:26,637
Come on. We gotta go.
1516
01:37:26,711 --> 01:37:29,509
- We gotta go.
- [ Clears Throat ]
1517
01:37:34,185 --> 01:37:37,211
- Come on.
- [ Panting ]
1518
01:37:37,288 --> 01:37:39,449
Just hang on.
1519
01:37:48,132 --> 01:37:50,123
[ Vehicle Door Closes ]
1520
01:37:57,842 --> 01:37:59,776
Knock, knock!
1521
01:38:03,815 --> 01:38:05,749
Ma?
1522
01:38:07,085 --> 01:38:09,747
Hey. Look who's back.
1523
01:38:11,589 --> 01:38:16,219
Ma, I-- I tried to call you last night
and this morning, but I couldn't get you.
1524
01:38:16,294 --> 01:38:19,491
Oh. I'm not surprised.
1525
01:38:19,564 --> 01:38:21,623
I been gone half the time.
1526
01:38:21,699 --> 01:38:25,260
We had a party here last night.
Geez, the noise was somethin'.
1527
01:38:28,907 --> 01:38:31,774
What's up?
Why are ya back?
1528
01:38:31,843 --> 01:38:36,371
Ma, how could you think
that I would--
1529
01:38:36,447 --> 01:38:40,213
The only place
I want to live is here.
1530
01:38:40,285 --> 01:38:43,584
Yeah? Oh, gee, I thought
you'd like it for a while.
1531
01:38:43,655 --> 01:38:45,589
You always have
such a good time with your dad.
1532
01:38:45,657 --> 01:38:50,617
Well, yeah, I do. But, God,
Ma, this is where I live.
1533
01:38:53,364 --> 01:38:56,197
I guess anywhere you are
is home.
1534
01:39:02,774 --> 01:39:05,572
God. You always was
such a cornball.
1535
01:39:05,643 --> 01:39:08,077
If you're gonna stay for a while,
help me clean this place up.
1536
01:39:10,515 --> 01:39:13,279
I know what you're doin'.
You don't fool me.
1537
01:39:13,351 --> 01:39:16,582
Look, Jenny. If you've got something
to say, I wish you'd spit it out.
1538
01:39:16,654 --> 01:39:21,523
I've got a half a head on from last night.
I don't feel like all this tap dancin' around.
1539
01:39:21,592 --> 01:39:25,153
Ma, I know you don't want me to go.
You were just thinking of me.
1540
01:39:25,229 --> 01:39:27,663
I know you don't
want me to leave.
1541
01:39:27,732 --> 01:39:31,259
- You're really somethin'.
- What do you mean?
1542
01:39:33,871 --> 01:39:35,862
Really somethin'.
1543
01:39:38,509 --> 01:39:43,412
Ya can't believe the whole world
don't revolve around you, can ya?
1544
01:39:43,481 --> 01:39:47,417
Ya can't believe somebody else might want
a little somethin' for themselves, can ya?
1545
01:39:48,987 --> 01:39:51,547
Well, let me tell ya what, girl.
1546
01:39:54,359 --> 01:39:56,293
I'm thrilled
to have you out of here.
1547
01:39:56,361 --> 01:39:59,558
I love having the houseto myself.
1548
01:39:59,630 --> 01:40:02,565
I love just the simple fact
of peace and quiet.
1549
01:40:02,633 --> 01:40:07,366
Besides, I can't handle ya anymore. Runnin'
around with thugs, stayin' out all night.
1550
01:40:07,438 --> 01:40:11,636
Winding up in jail.It's time I started thinkin' about me.
1551
01:40:11,709 --> 01:40:15,304
I want... a few laughs...
1552
01:40:15,380 --> 01:40:17,405
some good times.
1553
01:40:17,482 --> 01:40:20,849
Maybe even a man! A little slap,
a little tickle between the sheets.
1554
01:40:20,918 --> 01:40:24,820
- Ooh. You know? Oh, face facts. Ed!
- [ Gasps ]
1555
01:40:24,889 --> 01:40:27,790
Hey, Ed.!Come on out here.
1556
01:40:30,061 --> 01:40:32,052
You may as well
know now.
1557
01:40:32,130 --> 01:40:34,462
- Ed and me are gettin' married.
- What!
1558
01:40:34,532 --> 01:40:37,763
- Ed's got a job in Hawaii.
- [ Crying ]
1559
01:40:37,835 --> 01:40:41,965
Oh, for Christ's sake! Don't make me listen
to that cryin' crap this mornin'!
1560
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:45,498
- Why don't you run on back to
Daddy and Miss Moneybags, huh?
1561
01:40:45,576 --> 01:40:48,943
- Do you hear me?
1562
01:40:51,249 --> 01:40:54,810
- This is not about you!
1563
01:41:05,396 --> 01:41:08,160
- [ Sobbing ]
1564
01:41:40,331 --> 01:41:42,526
[ Knocking ]
1565
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:46,092
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, you look beautiful.
1566
01:41:46,170 --> 01:41:48,161
Ah, you're prejudiced.
1567
01:41:52,477 --> 01:41:54,411
It's time.
1568
01:41:56,347 --> 01:42:00,249
I don't know about you, but I need you
to put your head right here.
1569
01:42:00,318 --> 01:42:04,254
Fathers are supposed to say something wise
to their daughters on their wedding day...
1570
01:42:04,322 --> 01:42:07,382
but the sight of you
strikes me dumb.
1571
01:42:09,127 --> 01:42:11,994
It all comes down to this.
You are loved.
1572
01:42:12,063 --> 01:42:13,997
I can't take much credit
for it...
1573
01:42:14,065 --> 01:42:18,263
but not many kids get as good
a foundation for life as you've had.
1574
01:42:18,336 --> 01:42:21,396
You are loved.
1575
01:42:21,472 --> 01:42:23,406
And I know Stella
would tell you the same thing.
1576
01:42:23,474 --> 01:42:26,034
Oh, God, I miss her.
1577
01:42:26,110 --> 01:42:30,570
I can still feel her hand on my head
from when she used to brush my hair.
1578
01:42:32,083 --> 01:42:35,246
I don't mean I-I remember it.
I mean, I feel it.
1579
01:42:39,390 --> 01:42:43,588
I called Honolulu this morning,
then all the other islands.
1580
01:42:43,661 --> 01:42:47,461
Still no listings of her
or Ed Munn.
1581
01:42:47,532 --> 01:42:49,932
I can't imagine getting
married without her.
1582
01:42:50,001 --> 01:42:52,196
We tried everything, honey.
1583
01:42:52,270 --> 01:42:55,034
- [ Sighs ]
- If she knew, do you think
there's anything in the world...
1584
01:42:55,106 --> 01:42:57,472
that could keep her away
from here tonight?
1585
01:43:16,694 --> 01:43:19,219
[ Laughing ]
1586
01:43:20,464 --> 01:43:22,398
Okay, folks.
No stars tonight.
1587
01:43:22,466 --> 01:43:24,400
Just a big wedding.
Let's go. Come on.
1588
01:43:24,468 --> 01:43:27,835
Oh, dear!
It's so wet. Thank you.
1589
01:43:45,256 --> 01:43:47,383
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1590
01:43:59,937 --> 01:44:03,065
Hey, lady, come on.
Give 'em a break in there, will ya?
1591
01:44:03,140 --> 01:44:05,700
You ever heard of privacy?Why don't you take a walk?
1592
01:44:05,776 --> 01:44:08,267
No. Please.
1593
01:44:08,346 --> 01:44:10,280
Let me see her face.
1594
01:44:10,348 --> 01:44:12,714
She's gonna raise her veil in a minute
when he kisses her.
1595
01:44:12,783 --> 01:44:15,843
I gotta see her face.
1596
01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:18,388
You've got a minute, lady.
1597
01:45:16,647 --> 01:45:19,878
[ Bette Midler ]
1598
01:47:50,534 --> 01:47:53,901
# I've been down #
1599
01:47:53,971 --> 01:47:57,737
# But I've never been beat #
1600
01:47:57,808 --> 01:48:01,869
# So let me hear #
1601
01:48:01,946 --> 01:48:05,780
# One more cheer #
1602
01:48:05,850 --> 01:48:12,187
# One more cheer for me #
1603
01:48:13,290 --> 01:48:15,690
# One more cheer #
1604
01:48:15,759 --> 01:48:20,787
# For anyonewho never got the glory #
1605
01:48:20,865 --> 01:48:23,026
# One more cheer #
1606
01:48:23,100 --> 01:48:28,561
# For those who know what theyhave in their hearts #
1607
01:48:28,639 --> 01:48:32,006
# When I thinkhow far I've come #
1608
01:48:32,076 --> 01:48:37,104
# What I've dreamedand what I've done #
1609
01:48:37,181 --> 01:48:40,116
# One more cheer #
1610
01:48:40,184 --> 01:48:43,984
# For anyonewho never got--##
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