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It's not so much different, and me.

What do you say, John?

Antonio, do you think I am born "John Wayne"? No.

I became a "John Wayne".

As you you can become "Tony Barozzi".

Must forge a mouth, and not the l? ? expensive.

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With magic sound stereo Result � � ophonique and splendor of 70mm film.

A leader D? � � ??uvre violence like you've never seen

And not see again never more.

Getting better! Here you speak alone now.

You'll end gaga, as the sacristan who is the laughing stock.

You will not strike before entering?

Yesterday morning, you still tried all your sheets.

I warn you, I will wash over you.

Soon, it will buy you a white cane.

It never blinded person.

On the contrary, it is even recommended. I read in The self-Journal .

- You bet! - Pepe also masturbating.

Do not talk nonsense.

Ask him.

And do me a favor, do not you m??le my "privatie".

Ta "privatie!" Get dressed so he will soon be noon.

Ask him the grandfather, ask him.

Viewing her ass!

Ah, if I had a car, I would take good hitchhiking!

? force play con...

You were christened with water � ravioli.

Arr??te play with this gun. One of these days there will be an accident.

I have asked you � you dress. Ta s??ur and your step-brother come d? � lunch.

You, arr??te read all these crap!

Yes, but do not throw them.

They told him to do his military service.

Antonio, you'm still the regime Jane Fonda...?

- No, it is that of Marlon Brando. - Paul Newman.

Newman and Brando, it looks to succeed him. He lost weight, right?

- Yes, he lost at least 2 or 3 kilos. - 3.5 exactly.

Always film buff?

Do not talk about that, I beg you.

Yes, do me the pleasure of not talking about it.

- You've seen the movie yesterday on TV? - A beautiful turnip.

Perhaps, but the actor gives me goosebumps. What's her name ?

It's an American. I read somewhere that he was impotent.

English. His name is Peter O'Toole and he can not stop kissing.

It was he, Peter O'Toole? That's why I like him so much.

You do not see often enough.

I do not like it. Even if he has a pretty face.

It has what is called a "physical actor".

A tiny head no bigger than a walnut.

All great players have not larger heads as nuts.

Antonio, he came into the world with a big head.

The delivery has not been easy.

It's not his fault, but Antonio has a perfect head...

To be cashier. at the bank, it would be in his element.

I said without stopping: "Stop the film and come with me to the bank."

Especially with the cinema crisis in Italy...

We produced 84 movies less this year!

How does "we"? You produced? You're part of the film world?

I say "We have produced" as a nation. "We" is Italy.

In short, cinema is in crisis and you choose that time to make.

No. I chose two years ago. Rectification.

Okay. Pars in Rome! What are you doing here?

You glandouilles, that's all you do.

Hey, gently! And what can it do to you, to you?

You do not even doing part of the family!

You're a patch.

Antonio, I do not want to influence you

But remember your cousin Emilio when he went to Rome.

It has nothing to do. Emilio was a thief.

Sandro's right. He said that for your own good.

You also put you there! And you, Grandpa, you have nothing to say?

You can not put one with you all.

They say it like that. To talk.

"To speak" and say bullshit on my back.

I do not think my husband says of "bullshit".

There are no other words in your vocabulary?

He's right: the crisis of cinema, it is I who invented...

No, that's right. But what's fair is fair.

So I will do as the architect Sarni,

The sweeping front of City Hall. Architect graduate but sweeper.

If that's what you want me to do, say so!

- Is that what you want? - You can not talk to you.

You've finally understood.

You really unbearable. Worse than a kid 10 years.

I'm sick and tired! Now that's enough !

What if I freak out, I will not respond to anything! For God Sake !

Do not blaspheme!

I blasph?merais if I want, dammit!

Do not cry, Mom. I can not stand to see you cry.

I too am sick and tired.

I can not stand to see you sit there and do nothing.

I'm on the verge of depression.

Do not cry, it gives me the blues. What can I do ?

Nothing. You never do anything anyway.

Remember? First you wanted to become a priest,

Then mercenary in Africa, and then weightlifter at fairs

And pop singer; and even terrorist!

Now you got into his head to make films.

In truth, you do not want to do anything.

Do not say that. This is not true.

So why you do not look a serious situation

Instead of always live in your fantasies?

Try to find a good girl.

No Marisa Magari, you already are not spoiled by nature.

But the girl Giratti, remember her?

She had a little taste for you.

And then they have a beautiful villa on the lake.

But, did you see his feet? She shoes at least 43.

I would feel to walk next to my shoes.

Do not cry. it hurts me.

And remember what I told you Mom Robert Mitchum.

The preferred model Troubetzkoy. Beautiful woman, is not it?

Kid, I was in love with her and stayed for hours to watch.

The film was botched editing.

You had to mount a drier, more nervous.

Let's stop here for me to ask you questions.

Warning, concentrate.

- Who is it? - Humphrey Bogart Casablanca .

No! Telly Savalas in The Kojack inspector .

It's not quite a lollipop he hand?

Do not try to play smart with me more.

This mermaid is driving me crazy.

I can not stand more. Come.

Hurry up.

We return to the movies?

at you, I do not it again something like that.

Antonio, I have a letter for you.

- It comes from where? - From Rome.

We have a new broom, Mr. Architect?

Actor Sir, when are you going to Rome?

It comes.

Look at him! Looks like he just sleep with the Queen of England!

Hello world!

Americano extra bright .

What?

A moment. I want to draw your attention to a letter

Which reached me this morning, signed by Federico Fellini.

- No kidding... - Come on, we read there.

" Dear Antonio, photos you sent me was very interested in me

You have the expressive face, voluntary Photogenic

We need new faces Rome

I am looking forward to meet you Why do not you just

do not waste your talent in your sad and petty province ".

It's s�r he'll hire!

It's not over. " As soon as you arrive...

... I will make you immediately do a test

and you will be perhaps the star of my next film.

I kiss you Your Federico Fellini ".

You think I did not realize it was a joke...

Laugh, laugh, hillbilly band!

Next time, we will send you a Bergman! Authentic !

It's over. I'm leaving for good.

Scratch yourself crabs whistling the march from Aida!

Va scratch yours!

Read Cinema 2000 and follow my ascent.

Return, Antonio! Do not fuck!

Hey, mariole! Never set foot here. Never again!

What is it?

Wake up, it's 6 o'clock.

- What time is it? - 6am!

Okay?

Yes, but press or you'll miss your train.

Hi, John.

You have the chance to go to Rome, the eternal city.

You'll see beautiful asses!

Why do not you come with me, Grandpa?

Well, I'll come, I'll come...

... If I could still make a woman happy. But I can not.

Here are a few lire. Make good use.

Thank you Grandpa, but rather give them to Mom.

If you do not know where to stay in Rome, I have an address.

This is the hotel where I was coming down with the Alpini.

It's very clean and cheap.

- Hi, Mom. - Hello, my treasure.

Why, 200,000 lire. Do not tell Dad and make them last.

- I promise. Thank you. - Goodbye My dear.

So you leave without kissing me?

It seems that everyone is aware.

Hello, Dad.

- Do not tell Mom. - Thank you. Goodbye.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

And remember: beware of the Romans.

Be very careful.

And go see the Pope! - Yes.

- Goodbye Antonio. - Goodbye.

Write me.

Listening!

Phone at this number.

If a certain Rosa meets you,

Tell him you're my nephew Augustus and still think of her.

- Auguste? Who is it ? - It's me, you moron!

Could you send me a photo of Lollobrigida;

Naked, preferably.

Otherwise, bah another, then. What's her name ?

Sophia Loren. that's fine.

- Take! - Of white ?

Whiter than white. This is mineral water.

- Sparkling? - Although s�r.

The banana is superfluous, but thank you anyway.

So you go...

Yes, s�r. it is not seen ?

What are you looking at?

It's you I look! You're rather tart...

- So... I do not please you. - But if.

You can go to the other window? I talk to my fiancee.

Why did you tell him that I was your girlfriend...?

To get rid of it.

I'm right: you do not love me.

But no.

- You go to Varese? - Not in Rome.

Good kisses to Fellini!

You do not give me a kiss?

It's a little dangerous...

Write me a note with your address.

As soon as I arrived, I phone you.

- I do not believe you. - Because I'm telling you!

- Swear to me! - I swear !

My sweater!

- You run like a duck! - Send me my sweater!

I bother you?

- No, not at all. I... - Thank you.

- Want to drop a little head? - The head ?

Yes, lower one.

You have dry hair and full of dandruff.

Why, it's a gift bottle.

- "White cloud"? - Yes.

A pure extract of Indian herbs straight from the reserves.

Go try the toilet.

Your hair find all their shining.

They will be great.

If I may, I will try to Rome.

OK. But tell me if it worked. Here is my address.

In the red light of the Duke of Aosta bridge, retail.

- What is your occupation? - Actor.

With this head there?

Remember that the future is shampooing.

- Cocaine? Hashish? Marijuana? - No thanks.

Hello, is that you, De Scenta? Here Antonio Barozzi.

We met on Lake Maggiore.

Do you remember? No !

Tomorrow morning...... Tibertine street number 79.

Okay. Thank you. Goodbye.

- Are you interested? - No !

- Where are you going with my suitcase? - I am taking you.

No. I want an official taxi.

- You just take a ride with me? - No. Give me a break !

Fuck, down-and-hungry!

Sir, let the pen......

But... it's the station is in front? - Yes.

3000 lire, just to cross?

It's not me that makes no entry!

Next!

2500 lire. 25. With room towels.

Toilet paper and soap: 3000 lire.

- No thank you. I have everything I need. - Right Corridor. Following !

- It's good here? - Very good.

I come every day.

- You got any room? - The 25.

This is the best.

- It's there. Good night, buddy. - Good night.

Good evening. Antonio Barozzi.

Nice.

Barozzi. Nice to meet you.

Excuse me.

- Perhaps it is yours, right? - You found it on the floor?

It was in your pocket and I found it in my hand.

- Thanks, you're nice. - You're welcome.

Let? I stay here.

- What are you doing? - This is yours?

Sorry.

I'm glad to see you.

But what are you doing in Rome?

You choose your time well!

- You were not good at home? - No.

No more chat. Done put the extras in a row, and quickly.

I arrive. Put yourself in the place, you never know.

Grouillez you! Put yourself against the wall in a row!

The assistant stage director will happen.

- From the first choice, huh...? - Always the same foods.

Must do with what we have!

Lack of originality, lack of originality!

You do not. You yes. You yes. You no.

- What movie? - Can not tell you, you not yet given me the script.

You, yes. You yes.

- You do not. - And why not me ?

It's deja vu.

You do not.

- You, yes. - Take off your hat when he speaks to you!

- Excuse me. - What's your name ?

- His name is Antonio... - Barozzi.

I not love that brings his cronies.

- Anyway, I like it. - You're not difficult!

You do not. You no. You yes.

It's good.

Those who were selected here tomorrow at 7am on the dot!

Oh, you know who that is? This is Barbara Bouchet.

Wait for me to make.

- And bring me a coffee. - Well, Miss.

Darling!

What are you doing here? You're not in Acapulco?

What?

You are not Maurizio Amati?

No. I do not think so, no.

I'm confused, honey.

I took you for Maurizio Amati! What a resemblance !

What's your name?

- Antonio Barozzi. - Thanks, Barozzi.

Let me wear it.

You, North people, have a class that we do not have.

You have been chosen?

No and better. This is a real massacre game, like St. Valentine...

Get out of the field!

- You're from where? - Laveno, Lake Maggiore.

- I went on tour. - You know a hotel or a pension?

Come with me to the Primavera board. It is very good.

- You got a car? - No.

Too bad, otherwise we will. My name is Paolo.

But that loaded this gun? I said "white"!

Put your suitcase.

- Annunziata? - Who is it ?

I present a friend of mine who wants to be an actor.

You can stay?

I do not know. I must see if I have a room.

In the meantime, we will eat.

- Here? - No, this is the place Turchese.

I'll find him a room at this handsome young man.

Do not worry.

At the table, kids!

In yellow, Gianni, dummy. Riccardo, bearded, unionist.

It has 3 licenses. Big head !

In azure blue shirt, a poet. It may have a price.

The Nobel!

- And Roberto, the hairdresser. - To the ladies.

And here's a former great actor of silent films.

- Let? Barozzi. - Turchese.

Riccardo, how it was yesterday with the mayor?

I remember now.

Camerini. The Betrothed . 1938.

How do you remember all that?

Film Club Pallanza. Paolo Valdameri directs.

- You know? - No.

Children, we claim what, really? : a square.

Yes. The recognition of our identity.

I told the mayor: "we do not want to be tracked".

And when I told him that Rome was founded by pederasts...

This is the truth. Julius Caesar, Bernini, Michelangelo, they all were.

It was much impressed.

Seems even Attila was gay.

It has nothing to do. Attila was not Roman.

But "homosexual", you do not have exclusivity.

Attila, I did not know.

We want to submit a draft free Rome

Without moral or political ghettos. A Rome city open.

You, the new, what do you say?

I do not know... I just Maggiore.

Oh, I see. You're an agnostic.

Bah uh, not really agnostic.

It is easy to say that, "agnostic" I just got here.

- You also made the film? - I hate that question myself.

I want my me mysterious.

No soup for me.

You're wrong. It is very good and spicy.

It would restore some strength to your bird!

This is the friend of the boss. He wrote porn subjects for film.

Slow down and finish close up on Lauridana.

Make yourself instead!

At my signal.

At my signal!

Let me see that.

Off your watches and glasses. It is the 16th century!

I have done over 200 films.

Understand? You leave when I say "Action".

I could put up with the girl?

Yes. A young with a young. Cinzia, get off. You go up.

- A little silence! - Silence!

You go when I say "Action" and you go to the window.

- The first or the second? - The second.

So go ahead!

- You wait what? - You do not say "Action".

No text?

- Say numbers, like everyone else. - 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...

Teacher, you remember me?

- Who are you? - Louisa Dalencio. See my nose.

I did it again, as you have told me. So ?

It was much better before. At least you had a personality.

What do they all in the head?

Silence!

- The Count Dracula knows his text? - Yes sir.

Sorry, I'm late

But at 9.30am the world may collapse; I'm doing my little poo.

Unfortunately, I can not do that at home.

Angeletti Hi! Uh, Michele. No, Manzzoni!

I'm a liar. In fact, I spent the night with a great girl.

This is something that Tognazzi. It makes me laugh just looking at him.

Have your chewing gum!

- You clean hands? - Yes. Why ?

Can you keep me?

- Compliments. - Lauridana! I had not seen you!

Delightful! More and more beautiful !

Mr. Tognazzi, if you will.

I am one of your biggest fans.

What you excite me! It's better if I go...

Quick, we're late!

And what is he doing in the middle, this moron?

Me? Excuse.

- The other side! - Excuse.

What is he doing Dracula? It snoozing?

- at your place and not move. - Spiders Canvases there. Quick !

Let's go!

What's your name?

- Me is Cinzia. - Nice to meet you.

- Are you a Roman? - No, I'm Laveno on Lake Maggiore.

- Excuse me, you do not want it? - No.

What are you doing with your hand? Stopped !

Action!

Not like this. it's hillbilly.

3 times 8, 24; more 11 divided by 2.

Cinzia. you're free tonight? We eat together ?

We can talk a little bit... Or may be repeated.

Please, more digits! I have had my fill.

And you too I've seen enough for today.

- You got a car? - I do not have permits. Why I have a car?

- Monte, I put you through. - Thank you.

But where are you going...?

What you got to laugh, you?

This is the same color, it deceived me.

Here, I live here.

Nice building. It's cozy.

I would make you up well but, you know this guy?

It hits hard.

- It really knocks or...? - Yes Yes. It does not pretend.

His name is Sergio.

Planque up! Slide up the bottom and does not move.

Tell me, can I call you?

Yes, s�r. 32 21 43

- Easy. - Do not move.

32 21 43. 32 21 43.

There goes. You can lift you.

You?

- Yes. I call you. - Yes.

32 21 43

- 32 21 43. - That's it.

You phones, right? - Yes.

Thank you filed.

- Go and sit. Quick. - Right here ?

Take off your hat.

Viewing the device. Although the objective, right?

- You know take expressions? - All. Tell me.

Okay.

You'll make me angry. Including ?

Now hatred. The guy all that is bad.

That's "hatred"?

Well then, "love." Can you do that?

I can think of anyone in particular? it would help me.

Go. it's coming ?

- That's it, "being in love"? - For me, yes.

Well...!

Melancholy. You're sad ; Melancholy, what.

- Not at all. - What do you mean !? You're an actor ?

Yes, excuse me.

- You want to be an actor or not? - I understood. Excuse me.

- Melancholy. - Right now.

That's "melancholy"?

- Nonchalant. - what does it mean ?

Any, you do not care. Including ?

- "I do not care"...? - You do not care. Are you there?

Can I go? - Yes.

Look into the lens, shit! What a dummy!

- Threatening. - That I can do.

- You're sad. Your mother died. - No. She is fine.

- You imagine she's dead! - Oh, understood. Sorry.

I am the head like a movie when my mom died.

Yes, what head do you do?

That one. You think I do too much?

Wait.

- It's good? - You can not do better?

I am at my maximum.

That's your maximum? I have never seen such a jerk!

You'll end up discouraged.

You're tracking!

No!

I apologize. Yes, in the head.

I follow in my head.

- You're afraid. - Ready !

I'm 100 times, it's easy.

- You're s�r? - If I tell you.

You're afraid. Terrified! The maximum !

Done. We will not better.

It also advised me to do some naked...

You, naked? Dressed, you're already not possible! So naked...

And the face that thou paydays! at hardly seen and already forgotten.

- How much? - 120,000 lire.

- at delivery? - Right now !

Go.

- Here. I can call? - Make yourself at home.

Come thou! The buttock, it pays. It's not like still lifes.

- I disturbing you? - No, I do not listen.

32 21 43

Hey, the kid, you're magnes?

You are on Cinzia Pancaldi...

- Hello, Cinzia. - I am momentarily absent

- How does "missing"? . - See you at 5 at the bar Del Pincio

Okay. at 5h bar Del Pincio.

Come on, get down here!

Who you send, you? What you're jug!

Quick, the lame! Move! Out the lame!

- You're not a real lame you. - And what is that ?

- The lame! - Excuse me. The Star-Film?

- 1st floor right. - Thank you.

Drag not shit!

And you pick your cane! Hurry up !

What's your name?

- You're not in Rome? - From Lake Maggiore. Laveno.

I do not do the trick?

- Arise. - Sorry.

Arise.

- Drop your pants. - And why, please?

The film is titled

" Naked and raped in an attic by a sans-culotte during the Revolution ".

Do you understand? What interests us is the penis.

"The penis"? Ah, the penis. Yes I understand.

- So, you want to see? - Yes.

There.

I apologize if it's a little... But then... - It's emotion.

This is for you. The distribution Lombardo.

Hello. Yes.

Things are going well. It's impossible, I'm sorry.

You should have told me that before. Are you kidding?

A co-production is a co-production.

Yes! Sorry, but we talked again yesterday.

Why did you it not said before? Ciao.

Let's see production if we can do something.

Yes. Maybe we can.

Again?

- Can I get dressed? - You can.

I apologize if this was so... It is the emotion, huh.

Because usually... I'm up to it.

- Well, goodbye. - I never give hand.

Sorry.

You want pictures?

From my face.

The faces do not interest me. Go.

Go go go!

Warning!

- How did it go? - Go and learn with them.

I'm sorry, but how long you have?

They asked to see? 8-10 centimeters.

- At rest? - Yes.

They'll never take me.

- You're not lame? - No Unfortunately.

There's no lame here?

Excuse me. You would not have a bit of Rimmel?

I have any more.

" Dear Antonio

do not tell Dad of 20,000 lire I sent you

How are you Grandpa is very bad it m?. 'surprised that so

write to him, it will make him happy

I embrace you strong Your mother..

PS: Grandpa asks if you called "

- This is Mrs. Rosa - It's me

.?. I am the nephew of Augustus He told me to tell you that you always think

.. listen I am married for two years

and I am in love with my husband

Tell Augustus that f�t madness and must forget me

Okay

Another phone call I note , huh

Yes, s�r, note, note .

And to tell what I asked.

- Cinzia? I'm not bothering you ? - If. What do you want

- I understand. You're resting. - almost

- What were you doing? - I kissed

Although s�r... So?

- And then, nothing. Ciao . - Cinzia? Hello?

Okay. at tomorrow. Okay. Ciao.

Sorry. I was told that you were in the world of cinema.

I write scenarios. I would like your opinion on my last script.

Sure.

- against Pubic hair . - " against Pubic hair ", huh.

And not "counterweight".

The naked body of Ingrid was hot.

Doc, the Doberman with shiny black hair, wagged his tail in excitement.

The hand of Ingrid, the great green lacquered nails

passed along the muscular belly Doc slowly to ...

Oh, but it's going a bit far!

And then she began ...

... tongue on fire ...

It's not true!

- With the dog? - And that's nothing. Wait page 2.

Next, please.

Me? No, her. Go.

Enter.

Thank you, Master, thank you.

- Really? You think of me? - I called you. Go ahead.

Master Pedretti?

- You have an appointment? - Yes.

So, I beg you, come in.

- So you want to be an actor. - Yes.

- Why do you address yourself to me? - You are impresario.

I'm not the only one. Who gave you my name?

An actor who lives in my pension. Turchese.

- Ouch! - Why ?

So to speak. Let's go back to you. Your name is ?

- Barozzi with a "B"? - I can change.

No, this is for you.

You will be between Yul Brynner and Richard Burton.

Not bad for a start, right?

You've done something in this business?

- A shooting on the lake. - Where do you come from ?

- From Lake Maggiore. Laveno. - Ah...

- Your parents, okay? - Good thank you.

I mean, it works for them? They have the means?

My father is a bank manager. It gives me a helping hand.

- But I would prefer to be independent. - Other parents?

- Why are you asking me all A�a? - I have to know everything about you.

ConsidA�re me as a confessor.

So, other parents?

- A sA?ur, married � e at a chemist. - No Integral � rA?t. Nothing else ?

My grandfather lives with us. We get along well.

Unfortunately, it's sick.

- What A ? ge it, poor man? - Over 80

- And at that A�a go? - Sorry ?

I mean, if unfortunately he dies, who hA � ritera?

I think it's me. He told me once.

Well, Alberto.

I think we can do something with you. You're not ordinary.

You're not a physical like everyone else. Let's see a little your teeth.

It's okay. There is a good dentist in the face.

Very important: what style you most comfortable?

Comic or tragic?

I can do anything. I have a very wide range.

Time to get serious. Give me 150,000 lira. I make you a price.

- What? You're hesitating ? - No no.

Do you realize?

Be between Yul Brynner and Richard Burton at once, it's not nothing.

I'll get you an appointment with Simoni.

Yes, the great Carlo Simoni.

Just opened an acting class. A "workshop", as he calls it.

I have seen through you, you know.

You're too nice. You need to wake up.

If Simoni do not, nobody will.

- With me, you are well fallen. - Here are two of 100 and 50.

Can I have a receipt?

No, not worth it. I trust.

Children, you understand? Be wicked.

Hate you. Do you harm.

Tear yourself! Music!

Wicked! Tear yourself! Hit you!

Have a blast!

Be cattle!

Are you hurt!

Hit you! Insult you!

Spit in your face!

Pig! Bastard! You want to rape me, eh!

I do not know you!

Bastard! Ignoble rot! Old pervert!

Relax, calm down! A minimum education!

Stop!

Dynamic Meditation!

Two words that no one would dare bring up yesterday

And I wanted to meet

To develop a new method of art education.

My goal: improve.

You liberate the latent state in which you are.

I will search...

... Your personalities. If you have one.

I shall sketch you clogging your mediocre natures.

I will make you jump, vibrate, run, dance, recite.

I will be your demiurge and your executioner.

I torture you. I violenterai you.

But if you deserve it,

I love you. I adore you.

And maybe I sodomiserai you.

- What are you doing? You put your tongue? - Just the tip.

You're crazy! You're passionate!

- You troubles! You are crazy ? - I interpret, Master.

"Performer"!

You interpreters with the language!

Music!

I will not open you. Asshole!

But it was you who told me to come.

- Who is it? - This is Antonio.

Magnificent! Roses are my favorite flowers.

Stop! You are crazy ! But it will not? ! My sticky!

What have you eaten? An aphrodisiac?

- I am no longer the same, Cinzia. - Yes, I saw it.

Come I show you something.

Here, look.

Paris. Barbara Bouchet, the star that rises

Was caught in the tender company with its new knight,

A young actor named Antonio Barozzi.

Apprentice playboy.

I do not know you sent you Barbara Bouchet. Compliments.

It is just good friends. I can keep it?

Although s�r, playboy.

You kissed how, Barbara?

Show me.

Hello? I'm not there.

- It was the redhead? - Yes, in person.

- You've played? - There's a bit of that.

Listening... The other day on the phone,

You remember what you told me? It was an excuse or...

An excuse?

In fact, you were perhaps something other than what you...

Maybe I was watching television

But I was ashamed to admit you. So I said that I kissed.

Anyway, you do what you want.

But to have you on the phone, I would not have believed.

- You have to be really talented, you. - Not as much as you think.

You ever been in love?

- No. - How many girls did you get?

Three.

Four. A musician, too. She played drums in Ravalle.

- It's not much, to 30 years. - I do not yet have them.

Who is it? The slugger?

- What do you want? - Opens!

No. I do not want to see you anymore.

Stop messing around. Open me.

It would be better for you than you to go.

Is anyone there with you, huh?

Not push me to end or I'm your party to both. Opens!

Go away! I do not want to see you anymore ! I'm sick of you !

Get out and go to the devil!

Fuck you, bitch!

Help! at me!

- But where are you? - Here in the closet!

I was looking for the bathroom.

It's gone?

Yes, and this time, too bad for him. He wants you to.

- You want to make love? - Yes.

For Madonna, what breasts!

Thank you. We'll give him a lesson.

It will serve him for the next time, this con.

'll Make her feet.

You are s�re he's gone at least.

- It has a white car? - Yes, like milk.

With two doors?

- Yes. Why ? - No, no, nothing.

Bah come.

What are you doing?

- Do not you undress? - In a flash.

You'd be not a virgin, do you?

Have you seen where you push? : On the sheet. I will take that away.

- Did it take you more? - What?

- You enjoyed? - Joui when?

We will redo. We will redo it, but without the sheet.

It's called a playboy...

Hello, Primavera pension. What would you like ?

A second, I'll see.

Antonio, phone!

- Who is it? - I have not asked.

- A man or a woman? - A man.

I come right away.

There comes immediately.

That smells good!

- Hello. - Antonio Barozzi

- Who speaks? - Carlo Simoni

- Oh, Master! - Where are you lunching ?

If you were coming home - Oh yes!

-. Note the address - I'm ready.

Street Flaminia Ventia at 837.

- At 837 - I wait for you

Okay. Count on me. Thank you teacher.

Note only one. The other was a call.

I am momentarily absent. Leave your message after the beep.

Cinzia, I'm ecstatic, crazy for you! Ton Antonio.

It will all wake up!

- As you're smart! - I'll touch my pension.

You are very euphoric this morning.

I'll lunch with Simoni. At Carlo Simoni.

- Be careful. - Why ?

Guess, "why"...

I am asked to go to lunch at Simoni.

One that's it!

- You s�r you do not want anything to drink? - No thanks.

Not even some whiskey? Champagne, Negroni?

No, I took a small white before coming.

I s�r you have d� ask you

"But why, why does he want to see me?".

I meant to ask you.

I'm going to confess to you.

Your gesture yesterday

- This way of trying, somehow -

I have to say,

Surprised me.

I wanted to better know yourself, know who you are.

What you do. Where are you from.

Go.

Well... I start. I was born in Laveno

A laughing town on Lake Maggiore.

"Laughing"? Why, you saw her laugh?

- No, it's a way of speaking. - It is a commonplace.

Why not avoid the cliches? Avoid platitudes.

Okay, Master. Avoid platitudes.

So I think I was born in Laveno...

Which is a serious small town on Lake Maggiore...

- Philippe arrived. - Where is he ?

He packed his suitcase in his room, sir.

- Philippe, where are you from? - It does not concern you!

- Where are you going to go? - That's my business.

- You think you get away with that? - I will make you all.

I was not talking to you about that.

Answer! Where did you come back? Will you talk to me!

Three days you've gone! Where were you ?

What can it do to you, because I am going?

You're a whore! A stupid little bitch!

Whore you are, bitch you will stay!

My Bohemian crystal! You break everything!

It is you who breaks me!

I tell you: you are nothing without me!

Oh yes?

Without me, you'd be a zero!

I'm over the head, you!

- I want to enjoy my freedom! - You can go on a trip. at Paris.

Where are you going? Where are you going ?

Here, the keys to the Rolls!

And no...

The zest is gone .

What?

" The zest is gone "

As saying Bronski in Anna Karenina.

It's over.

I can not stand it.

Excuse me.

What's your name?

- It's a beautiful name. - Thank you.

We lost the habit simple names.

Everyone wants to be called Alfredo, Albaberto,

Ivan, Aloisio.

What sign are you?

- Aries. - It's a beautiful sign.

You have a beautiful face, you know?

Sweet.

Clean.

- You want to be an actor? - Um yes.

You have already had homosexual experiences?

- Want to know if...? - No no ! Do not tell me if you do not want.

Where do you live?

at Primavera pension.

- This terrible pedal board! - Oh yes ?

- You'll get eat it raw! - No.

- You're afraid of me? - No.

Look!

Curb Sapphire! You like it?

This is the only gift ever offered me this ungrateful Philippe.

When I knew him,

Was a waiter in a restaurant in the Eiffel Tower.

There is a vulgar diver.

You have a beautiful skin, you know?

And I gave her a Rolls

A garret in Paris

And a hut in Tor San Lorenzo!

I heard him talking.

And you know he will make a film with Francis Ford Coppola?

Excuse me. These gentlemen are served.

I am a powerful man, you know.

I am a god.

I can make your fortune. I know everybody.

You know who's in Rome?

Billy Wilder.

I have dinner with him tomorrow night. You know who Billy Wilder?

This is my favorite director.

Sunset Boulevard , Ace in the Hole

7 Year Itch , Some Like It Hot

- The Front , Fedora ... - Congratulations!

You can come with us.

- Thank you. - It runs in Venice.

- It will certainly have a role for you. - You think ?

at your first Oscar.

- I love you ! - Thank you .

A wonderful present .

Thank you very much . I love America .

I love America !

- Did you forget something? - No.

I have changed my mind.

- Who's that? - Nice to meet you. Antonio Barozzi.

What are you doing here? It's my place.

Are you deaf? I tell you that this is my place. The wind !

Teacher, look what he did to me!

It takes me!

All because of me! Please, calm down!

But, Master, what shall I do?

My God, my children, I do not deserve so much!

Master, it hurts! Help !

Enough! Enough ! Outside.

Accompanies it.

- You excuse me, Antonio? - It's nothing.

Goodbye.

- So you changed your mind? - Yes.

I'm sorry, Master.

The dinner tomorrow with Billy Wilder, it still stand?

Do not worry, I'll call you!

Go!

- Thank you. - I'll call you...

You were bad, you know?

You've been very naughty.

- Hello, Dad. - It's you ?

- What have you done to your hair? - I make a film on the 3rd Reich.

- The 3rd Reich? - Yes.

- Poor Grandfather. It happened when? - Around 3am.

How was it off?

- He watched one of those movies... - What movie?

I do not know. A history of all black and br�lante pussy, I think.

- He suffered? - It is noticed anything.

Your mother found out.

She entered the living room, she thought he was sleeping.

Poor.

Antonio arrived.

This is Antonio.

- Antonio! - Hello Mom.

What have you done to your hair?

A film on the 3rd Reich.

- It turns movies on the 3rd Reich? - Fortunately.

You know who called? Mr. Mayor.

- Hello, uncle. - Hello.

Who are you? You became blond?

Yes.

Hello, Father.

- What have you done to your hair? - Ask Mom.

It was a good man.

I remember once, when I was a kid...

I spent the holidays in Mottarone.

I was alone with him, because I had exams in October.

Come!

It is time for you to see a beautiful pussy.

Come!

You like?

Everyone at the table.

- How old was he? - 86 years. He was still young.

- He said something to me? - He was worried about you.

He said that you'd be better to stop the movie.

But above all, I says nothing to you.

Well, you did not tell me.

- Hello, Marisa. - Good morning, Antonio. I'm sorry.

- You're good in blond. - You find ?

You look like Marlon Brando in The Young Lions .

- And you, how are you? - Good thank you.

And the new boyfriend you were talking about in your letters?

It is well. He preferred not to come.

If I made you suffer, I beg your pardon. Are you mad at me ?

No, not at all. You did well.

I saw you on Cine 2000 . I did not know you went to Paris.

- It was not in Paris. - Oh no ?

Rome is how? There must be beautiful girls.

You need not bother you.

- I go to Rome with you. - How?

- I go to Rome with you, it's decided. - And your boyfriend?

I invented it.

I have not forgotten you.

I can more than live the life I live.

Take me with you, will you?

You go ahead, I'll meet you right away.

- Bel funeral. - Thank you.

I called and taught me the death of Pepe. A dirty trick.

I wanted to be by your side.

And also give you good news.

It takes you back to Rome. Great things are afoot.

Do you understand? Blonde hair, finished.

- And the film on the 3rd Reich? - Completed.

Believe me, great things are afoot.

- Grandpa, he left what? - How?

- Grandpa, he left what we thought? - He left something.

- How much? - A total of 3 million.

Not terrible. You told me he liked you.

It's better than nothing. Do not you have 30,000 lire? I went to disaster...

- I only ... -... that's fine. Thank you, Antonio.

Do not drag too much here. Come at once to Rome.

- Your mom is which? - The front, all in black.

- It was Dad's your mom? - Yes.

Ciao, Antonio.

Condolences, madam.

Mom, this is it.

Condolences, madam. Condolences.

Master Pedretti. Nice to meet you. For your son, do not worry.

I take care of everything. Condolences to all! Ciao, beauty!

What have you done to your hair?

- So tell! - Tell what?

- Barbara Bouchet, it is how? - Pretty one ?

Thou hast sent?

But what do you think? And it's really not the time.

It is there, Antonio. Look how it looks great.

- Right next to Marlon Brando. - Marlon Brando, Belmondo.

Yes, and Silvio Bagolini... it has d� co�ter you max, no...?

You think only money, right?

But it has served you, at least?

When a research director an actor, he uses this catalog.

- All the best are here. - This is not the time to watch TV.

It was not fun. An orphanage burned in Canada.

God thank you, you will not look like a Nazi.

And the job, how are you?

Not bad. My agent told me he had a very promising project.

And you believe him?

- Mom, you see everything in black. - I'm telling you because I love you.

You know you can come to the bank when you want.

As Grandfather is gone, you can settle down comfortably here.

You could share the apartment in two.

It was agreed that we return the apartment.

You'll always have your share.

Does not interest me. I much prefer the apartment.

- at phones that you, Antonio? - It does not concern you.

I am momentarily absent. Leave your message after the beep.

But you're never there!

It's your Antonio. Who think of you constantly.

Yes, "Who is thinking of you constantly."

And no need to make a drama, huh.

Mom, what did you do to John Wayne?

He took the train to Yuma.

That's joke. Plays spiritual!

Keep it up!

Good God, you were fine, Marilyn.

But what's happened to your mind?

- Phone! - Who is it ?

But where have you been? I just call you.

Things go wrong, Antonio. I understand nothing more.

But what do you say? What is happening ?

I needed to hear the sound of a friendly voice.

- Are you crying? - No. No, I do not cry .

- Where are you? - Varese at

It's all ready. Give me the address, I jump on the first train.

- Hotel des Deux Lacs . - All right. I'm coming very soon.

You're an angel.

I go.

You'll see this Cinzia? Do you think it's time?

Life continues. And I s�r it would have pleased Grandfather.

A costume Cicarelli. 450,000 lire. Who will pay, right?

- "Cinzia". You like him, what name? - Well, it's not bad.

- No! I'm not a customer. - Sorry.

- Miss Cinzia Pancaldi. - Who do I advertise ?

This is Mr. Barozzi.

- It goes down immediately. - Thank you.

- You're also there for the film? - No.

I understand. It does not matter.

If you really want to eat well, goes to Massimo.

- Tell him that I sent you. - I can not.

- Ask him his bruscilli polenta! - Bruscitti !

I have one of these hungers!

You know where we'll go? I'm taking you home Anette.

It is a restaurant on the lake. You eat very well.

- In ten minutes you're there. - Okay.

- How are you? - Better. Much better now.

Come, let us sit there.

You scared me, you know. What happened ?

A cockroach stroke. We do not know how it happens.

I had not had in years.

I even thought about suicide.

- You played with Sergio you? - No. We do not see each other anymore.

There's another one?

No, no.

- Let's talk about you. How is it going ? - Good.

And work?

I had to have an important role in a film about the 3rd Reich.

I had to do it too. But, you know, he messed up.

I know.

But you, how are you? Tu es s�re?

Yes. You know how I am. Once that happened...

- I may be wrong to come. - No, it makes me happy to see you.

When are you leaving?

- You see... - No!

I said it for you. You have to have to do in Rome.

- Yes but, finally, if you want... - What?

If you need, I can still stay a few days.

But no. To do what ? It is deadly here.

- And I work every day. - What are you doing ?

I landed a small role in a film Calendoli.

This morning my agent also told me.

Cinzia, get dressed. Go.

Antonio! What are you doing here ? You know each other ?

Ah, I understand everything! It was you who called.

Everything is arranged now.

I have done enough, eh?

I am glad you are friends.

What are you doing here? Let the bar. Let's have a coffee. Go.

- Come, let's go. - Come on.

What is my tour.

So, how are you?

Your mom has recovered? What a beautiful woman ! A real woman of the Lake!

I thought you had to go to Rome.

What great things were preparing for it.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow, we go for it!

- And your bricks? - My "bricks"?

Your millions!

Me and you, we need to talk.

Right now, we form teams, cooperatives.

Must enter the fray.

As said the Salesman: "at 18 she entered the fray

She emerged... pockets full of money.".

I'm going to change. See you later. - Although s�r. Go, go!

Go and do quickly.

Beautiful girl. And the sack...

Listening. - What?

How "what"? You ruined my third shot.

I was going to pass my first hat-trick when you phoned in there.

She came down like a rocket.

What the hell are you doing it? What are you doing to him?

- Nothing. - "Nothing" ? You speak !

If there is something between you, I withdraw.

- There's nothing. - I understood your game...

You do the tactics of big tomcat, doest not before it,

'm Waiting for the right time, and then tchack! In your claws!

There is only one thing that interests me.

- What is it? - The cinema!

You're right. Congratulations! Must cling.

We two, we will smash everything. Cons of Word.

So to speak. If there is a con, it's me.

Look! Calendoli. A great director.

Calendoli, the greatest! Good morning, dear friend! Can I buy you a drink?

No!

This is the biggest but it turns that shit.

- What are you doing? - I took the train from Rome to 18h.

We have time to eat a piece together.

Hey, your suitcase. Take a table quickly.

Otherwise, they are able to say that the restaurant closes. Go ahead.

- I ride second. - Why ?

It will pierce my pants. It's all hard.

- Here, key. Touch ! - No !

Go on, it's for me.

And you do not baiseras.

There is a free table?

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Put that on behalf of the 105.

No one has ever paid me. No one !

- 105? It is not our room. - No, it is that of Manfredi.

I would tell him tomorrow.

- You ate? - Yes, you could not.

Congratulations! A friend who eats without waiting for us.

- It was 2, he is 4. - Do not listen. You know how it is.

Good, good.

You have to go otherwise you risk missing your train.

We, on file at Milan.

I want him to be well nourished, otherwise it will fall on the set.

Hey, I beat my record of two.

She took her foot five times. - What? I do not believe you.

That's it!

What are you talking like crap?

Nothing, talking business.

Go. We drop you at the station, it will move you.

That way I will not miss my train.

You're a funny, you! And you got a nice ass.

The menu: fish soup, celery, and molds.

Bitch!

Species bitch!

No, not you.

- Niki, well center. - That's it, Tony.

Mark the place is here.

Everything is ready, Mario. And this girl, she arrives?

Hey you, please, find me a glass of white wine.

A white glass for Mr. Monicelli!

It's gone!

What is she doing this Cinzia?

Here I am! I'm here !

I'm sorry.

- My zipper was stuck. - It's nothing, it's nothing.

- How are you? I start where? - You stand there, you know?

No. Stay right in the middle.

Cinzia, put yourself in the brand, I have a shadow. Here.

We meet again!

's Been a while we did not see.

From the day in Varese, Hotel des Deux Lacs.

You do not have called me, so I thought you were angry.

Or you were offended you for something.

Why I'd offended me?

Yes, why? You had no reason.

No reason. Always with Pedretti?

Oh no, it's over with him.

You are s�re?

It was only a physical thing, purely sexual.

Now you're with?

I do not know.

In fact, I hesitate.

It is you, that.

Mario is Del Giudice who wants to greet you.

- Are you? - Yes. We turn.

- I can? - Yes Yes.

Who's with Gassman?

Del Giudice, the largest producer who works in America.

I do not want to disturb you. I'm going to put me in a corner.

I resumed my place. You can go now.

- I am one of your admirers. - Very good. Now go. Go.

Come with me, you discomfort.

- You want to read your text? - I know him.

Get down here to the brand.

Today, I make you do the lining. You are happy ?

You know John Wayne's how it started.

But do not ride your head, huh.

Pretend to drink and especially do not swallow.

You tell him "You have a beautiful interior, Professor."

And you, Vittorio, you enchain.

Then you go to the library.

I told him "You've read all of them, Professor?".

You are misplaced. There, that's good.

A little silence, please.

Engine!

Clap!

Long Night first.

Action!

- You have a beautiful interior, Professeur.- Yes.

I have some books.

You've read them all?

at my age, you no longer read. One reads.

- Do not look at me, Professor. - Very good. So I close my eyes.

Stop! There's a guy in the field.

Who is it?

Take professionals.

What is the idiot who is walking in the field?

It can only be Barozzi.

Go, show yourself. Do not hide.

Do not be afraid. He will not eat you.

- Go, go. - Courage.

Courage. Advanced.

- It is you who were in the field? - No.

There's a guy like you to stroll in the field.

- So the con, is that you? - Sorry ?

- What you said? - You've heard very well.

- Beg your pardon? - Mr. Monicelli said you're a jerk.

You could repeat that?

Okay. Playing not to mariole. Go back to your seat.

No. The con does not return to its place. It remains where it is.

With all the other idiots around him.

Like him, as you like it, as you all!

Because you are all beautiful fuckers!

There will be a contest to see who is the greatest con of all of you!

Understand?

You also you're an idiot!

Get off me! I can go out alone. Assholes!

Big idiots!

And you too, you're a jerk.

- So goodbye. - Have a nice trip.

Cons!

It has not pleased.

Bravo, that I liked!

You're anyone but thou hast heard.

- Enough is enough. - I agree.

Ordinarily I not say much, but sometimes it comes suddenly.

And when it takes me, nothing can stop me.

That's right. That's very true.

But what happens?

A power failure.

I pressed, it does not work.

Must do something, my plane leaves in an hour!

They call for help?

You or me?

Whatever. at three, called both.

One, two, three:

Help!

Exaggerated.

Come quickly! The producer is stuck in the elevator.

Do something! Get me out of here!

Do not worry. We'll get you there.

It will take how long?

- Two small hours. - Two o'clock !? But it's crazy!

Two hours!

- I farm. - No, I need that!

Nothing doing, Mr. producer.

The transformer was burnt and the manual system does not.

You could try the roof of the elevator.

Yes, like the hole on the Colossus of Rhodes.

- Sit. - Thank you. Too kind.

You have a cigarette?

We are blocked. As in the film Kirk Douglas.

Ace in the Hole . Director: Billy Wilder.

Former Prime �quo prize at the Venice Festival 1951. Do you remember?

- You want to be an actor? - To tell the truth, yes.

The coffee arrives, Mr. Director.

It is sweet.

Above all, do not do drop.

What studies have you done?

I graduated from Technical school Infra.

It studied Latin?

No, it's optional.

- You are sympathetic. - Thank you sir.

Yet it is difficult to myself friendly.

I always start from the idea that the guy in front of me is worthless.

That's how I succeeded in life.

The others are idiots. Not me.

All reasoning is there.

Interesting.

- A drop? - Thank you.

A little?

How do you think?

- Good. - A beautiful shit, yes!

True, it is not very good.

That's it, we will be able to pull them out.

You see, Antonio

Any woman I married?

It cuckold me at least once a week.

She does it on purpose, that way

Just to fuck me.

Because, moreover, it is a frigid woman.

She A�a by jealousy, because you must be female.

Out of jealousy, my A?il!

For her, I'm just a machine at doing under.

She hates me.

So, why not send it to hell?

Because I love him.

If

It should be beautiful, your wife.

Oh, it is beautiful, Antonio.

Very nice.

I love like the first day.

I'm crazy in love with her.

More it wrong, the more I like.

I do not exagA�re.

This is the Mala � diction of my life.

- Do you have children? - I have two.

It's better not to talk.

There fuck nothing. They take drugs.

Obviously, perhaps, if I had a son like you...

A brave little like you.

Do not talk like that. Courage.

I s�r that everything will work out. You will see.

Thank you, Antonio. You are good.

May I kiss your hand?

's Going to be good, sir. You're going to get out.

Finally!

Tire to you. Slowly. Bring the ladder.

Beware heads.

- It's not too early. - Go for it.

You'll see. I certainly find you something.

- Thank you. - I'll call you from Hollywood.

- I hurt you? - No, I felt nothing.

Your briefcase!

Be quiet.

It's me who you phone.

Okay. I'll wait.

- And I make you come. - Thank you !

- In America! - Yes Yes !

- at Hollywood. - at Hollywood!

Can you call me a taxi please?

I go to the airport.

Can you call me a taxi, please.

I must go to the airport.

Perhaps there is more � dial tone.

It's really very nice. Great.

It's dA � Korean � very GOI

A�a been a week that you are there. If you went to sleep?

Do not inquiA�te you, I sleep during the day.

You know what time it is in Los Angeles when it's 2am here?

It is 17h. Time � ale ideal for summer � lA � phoner.

My sA?ur ended in crazy, A strength to wait for the summer � lA � phone.

Who is it? Your brother?

AllA' here Rome! Italy!

- Antonio, why you cry ? - Ah, Pedretti, it's you.

You're still standing, right?

Yes, but I do not want to clutter up the line. Hurry up.

It's not true, you still believe in America.

Forget it, your man will never call.

I'm telling you this as a friend.

I know. Well, what do you want?

You better think about my idea.

To grow money Pepe.

Because that, at least, it's not bullshit. You understand ?

- Yes. I'm hanging up. Ciao. - I should have warned you

. Yes yes.

- You're leaving? - I leave tomorrow.

- Ah, there you been � lA � � phonA. - No, but when I leave even.

There could lose my NUMA � ro been � lA � phone

I'm so be happy to see me.

All my vA?ux then. I would like to be at your place.

- It's beautiful youth. - Thanks for everything, Turchese.

Result � King replied and said, "Turchese".

Sir, I am Antonio Barozzi.

Do you remember me? On A � � was stuck in the elevator.

Do you remember?

My friend. My friend . Italian producer .

I'll come back later. I'll come later . Ciao!

Marilyn, help me in this important day will play out my life.

Mr. Producer!

Do you remember me? Antonio Barozzi. The elevator.

What elevator?

at Rome. We were stranded two hours. We said "you".

Do you remember most? Look.

What are you doing here?

You told me to come. I've been here this morning.

Rise, rise! I am in a hurry.

My boy, I'm afraid that you have brought unnecessary travel.

In this film, there is nothing for you.

In the next film, perhaps.

But in this one, I can not.

You should go back to Rome.

- You have friends here? - Only you.

I suggest you one thing:

Returns to Rome and come back to me in a month.

I come back to see you in a month?

- Or even two. Two or even three. - Thank you.

So I come back in three months you here?

Morning or afternoon?

There. I arrived.

Emilio will escort you to the airport.

Why bother him? I can walk there.

Goodbye. And thank you for your kindness.

So... in three months! I would be here!

- Hello in Rome. - Count on me !

You think he'll give me a role?

No, not at all!

But he promised me, you heard.

This is a good man. He promises to everyone. He's like that !

So it's useless until I come back in three months?

- Totally useless. - So it's not a good person.

And it could even tell you to come back again

Because he did not say no...

It is too nice.

By cons, if you do not come back, write him a note

Because, otherwise, it might offend.

I do not know if I would write.

Do you like Los Angeles?

I'm sorry, but I do not feel like talking.

No, I do not.

I prefer Laveno.

Go to hell, the American!

Who is it?

It's not here. It is in Hollywood.

- But that's me, Barozzi. - What

- Annunziata, it's me, Antonio. - You were not in America

- Yes, but I came back. - I open

Yes, if you will.

Turn around.

- It's okay, you can go. - Where ?

at car. Come crawling up!

Monte with the crane!

- I brought you a little brandy. - I think I'm going to need.

Let's see a little.

But you look beautiful.

For a bit, I'll jump!

I am not alone. I feel it will go wrong.

Nothing to fear Alfio, the greatest stuntman in the world.

15 years of activity and only two fatalities.

- Three. - Average Belle. And, frankly,

It was the only way to get you back in the saddle.

With the bullshit about Monicelli tray

And bullshit to be gone in America

You were grilled even for porn.

You are in the field, con species.

Right now, gentlemen, the con withdrew.

Do not your pants. God protects you.

Watch out, I co�te dear, me!

- Who wants a little cognac? - Ready to run!

You got nothing to do. Only stay cushy.

And not put yourself yelling, I eject you from the car.

- Who is the movie? - " The last rally ".

We made the beautiful and the cops chase us.

You do the role of Monica Vitti. I, that of Giannelli.

- We'll laugh, trust me. - I trust.

Warning, they are gone!

Block the road!

- You're not a coward? - No no.

- Because with me, you'll laugh. - We will laugh.

Now, this is the best. Hang on.

Warning!

- What are they doing? - They must be dead.

What somersault!

The car has just returned.

Do not touch the blonde! Wait for me, I'm his agent!

Call an ambulance!

- Did you have any film? - Yes, I have everything.

It does not matter, we will change the scenario. We will kill them.

We do not talk to Mom. It would damn him quite a blow.

Yes, she has not yet recovered from the death of the grandfather.

- It looks even more TV. - And it's not worse.

Your accident happened on TV. We saw you on the news.

You did a funny glide!

They said my name?

- Yes, but they called you "Virolli". - "Virotti".

"Virotti" I heard very well!

Anyway, what's the difference?

We really thought you were dead when they pulled you out.

- And the other? - The driver ?

Nothing. Not a A � gratignure. He looked gross.

This con.

Where to Barozzi is sick?

Oh, it's there!

Dark Niki Lauda!

Look, I've brought � A�a.

I want you to keep the pace. The accident: superb.

Congratulations! Continue like that.

I find you in shape.

Two or three days and you will jump like a rabbit.

- Barozzi Laura, his sA?ur. - Pedretti, his agent.

enchanted. Rubizzi.

- Parent? - Beau-brother.

What did the insurance?

Too bad. Let me do. Rest lA quietly.

Trust me that this time it will touch the package.

No trifles, as with PA � pA �. It'll drop like the jackpot.

Antonio, this time around we take the right end.

My sA?ur, excuse me. He can not talk?

It has affected the vocal cords?

No. Yesterday he talked like you and me.

It's true. They talked to us � while ago. Little, but he talked �.

So, you with me?

Who has helped in difficult times?

Who came in front of you?

Who has always given good advice that you have ever followed.

Who sent me to the hospital?

Me? You have dark like crazy and you'll take you to me?

Belle ingratitude!

Listen, you who want my property: stop me break the balls!

You want to be alone? You are right. The warrior needs to rest!

Let's enjoy being here to visit Rome.

- And go see the Pope. - Jean Paul ?

If you want a hearing, it is how both...

- I warn Mom? - Especially not.

- Ciao! We go. - Ciao!

Thou hast read, those.

I also took cigarettes because you can not smoke.

- We'll eat? - Oh yes. - I invite you !

- No no. - As you wish...

You get along well together?

- Yes, why? - Because I am also involved in divorces.

You want to make a game?

No, huh.

Antonio is red. Hurry up !

Dark!

- Shampoo? Special offer. - No !

You can say it nicely.

Shampoo White Cloud, special offer.

I will not be rich with a partner like that.

- Shampoo White Cloud? - No thanks.

Sergio, I want to invite you Antonio.

- Enchanted. - We finally meet.

- You box? - It's a long story.

I've phoned several times but no one answered.

Not even the autoresponder. - I moved.

I returned there a week ago. I went to turn the Caribbean.

" Sapphic Amours last paradise ". A history of lesbians.

That's good. I'm happy for you.

Yes. Now it works for me. And you what do you do ?

Here I give a hand to a friend Industrial.

White Cloud, you move, your ass?

My new number. Call me and we'll eat together.

- A shampoo? - No thanks.

White Cloud, special offer!

- Clean air! - Attention to your leg.

I come here as soon as my work allows.

I take the sun. I eat light. I take back.

I go back to work the batteries recharged.

You're messed up badly.

It's an occupational hazard.

Sacred Antonio!

You're fit, Cinzia. A little big maybe, but good.

I make you my risotto with seafood?

- Risotto? - Very good.

- And you? - Yes.

Three risotto!

- A little wine? - Yes.

What job do you do?

You do not tell me "you"? Especially since we know each other well.

Say "you"! One day, you did well me cuckold.

Me?

- It's not worth denying. - Cinzia told me.

Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom.

It is nice, it Sergio. Not ordinary.

What you got?

I have nothing.

Are you sad?

Wait, I'll make you laugh.

Warning, I'll swallow the knife. Look well.

I take the knife... no, it's not like that.

I put in reverse.

Gone! Faded away ! There is none left !

Are you crying?

- No... - How "no"?

Come on, you do not mean.

But what do you think?

It not love you anymore?

No, you understand nothing. I beg you, shut up.

The last time you cried, it was the phone.

I rushed to console you in Varese.

Remember?

I have not run fast enough and con Pedretti arrived before me.

And this time, what is it?

I'm pregnant.

But you want it or not you want?

I do not know.

- I do not feel ready yet. - And you could not...

No, I'm afraid. And that, I never will.

Dad, who is it? Sergio?

- I do not know. - Huh? How do you mean you do not know?

- It could be he or another... - Pedretti?

- Or maybe you. - Do not mess with that, I beg you.

Why? would not like you?

How many months?

Four. - Being meticulous,

I notice everything I do on this notebook. It is easy to check.

There. Sunday, September 24:

Carnal relationship with Cinzia. Three stars.

It is December 2, so it's been 2 months and a few days.

Except from the times I did it in a dream with you, I have nothing to do.

Congratulations, you're happy!

There you are... released from a weight.

You are all alike!

I thought you were different, but you're no better!

I beg you, calm down. Everyone is watching.

- If Sergio comes, what will he think? - That's right, think Sergio!

Here it is. Wipe your tears.

Excuse me, I took the opportunity to call the office.

- Cinzia, what is it? - Nothing.

- What do you do to him? - Me ? Nothing at all.

- You go again? - No, it's fine. It's finish.

- She told you about the baby? - Yes.

There's nothing to do, she wants to keep.

I understand that she wants to keep it.

I do not want him to come into the world without a father.

If he is the father, where is the problem? You want her guard?

I do not ask better but I'm married

And have two children. How to recognize?

This is common, single mothers.

Do not be cynical, I beg you.

You, you do not feel...?

No, but you kidding?

Would not you like a little be calling you "Dad"?

There is nothing more beautiful in the world. I know me.

I would not have a son of unknown father.

You know me! And let's be objective:

A baby, you never know who is the father.

'd Like it that the small calls me "Dad"?

From the moment I believe you, I could bear.

And all expenditure would be entirely my responsibility.

You can not be serious?

You could give it the name of your father.

No way. My father has a name not possible.

There are no impossible names, and then it depends on the wearer.

- How does he call your father? - Archibald.

"Archibald" ... It's not bad, "Archibald!"

Yes, it is nice but I would rather be called "Baldo" or "Baldino."

- Drink to Baldino! - at Baldino!

You do not Trinques?

I want good toast, but I do not agree.

at Baldino.

And I could never bear the redheads.

- They're cute. - Very.

Cinzia sent you a map of Bali. - From Bari?

From Bali. She made a film with French director.

It may come to see the little Christmas.

The poor, she works so much! She kisses you.

It will find them grow!

Watch the beautiful card that you send, the other mom.

Antonio, I'll see you tomorrow at the bank.

No need to move, tomorrow is strike.

The strike, always strike! Lazy!

Go a little boxing!

- Who is it? - Sylvester Stallone Rocky .

- 1 or 2? - Rocky 2 .

Bravo, it was not easy.

You could be confused with Kirk Douglas in " The champion "

Or Paul Newman in " Somebody Up There Likes ".

Because Newman also had only his right. But he knocked down.

It's true.

Congratulations!