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Ah, you wanna see
what happened last week?
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No, no, you know what?
Fuck... Get outta here.
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We're not tellin' you shit.
Go... go, go, go.
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Jesus, Mick.
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Shoulda watched the last time.
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How'd you get this job?
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- Someone recommended me.
- Ah...
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Friends in high places, huh?
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We're the top
garbage crew in the city, Carl.
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Strikes me as a little suspicious.
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Or I could stay here with you,
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have fun like we did when we were kids.
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Jeez... We are totally relat...
We're fuckin' cousins!
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There's literally no way
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I'm going to
the homecoming dance with you.
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You don't have to go, but if you don't,
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I'm definitely gonna tell my
mom that you went down on me
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three... no, four times?
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Shouldn't you be in school?
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Got more important stuff
to do... gotta find Frank.
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He's like a cat. He'll be back.
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If I don't find him soon,
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they're gonna kick me outta school.
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It's haunted, Frank.
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How big is this house?
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Nine bedrooms, including the master.
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But that's mostly just storage
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for my father's
single-malt scotch collection.
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This one...
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looks really old.
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Mr. Gallagher,
welcome to Placid Journeys.
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I gotta say, this is nothing like
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the rehab facility
I was sent to back in the day.
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Me, Tami, and Fred
are movin' to Milwaukee.
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The family gave us
an old house up there,
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and I'll still be around, you know,
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on weekends and, uh, holidays,
stuff like that.
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I love you, Mickey Milkovich.
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A-and if you let me, I-I'd like to
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- spend the rest of my life...
- Jesus Christ.
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Save the fuckin' speech, you pussy.
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I'll marry you.
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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Mickey!
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Mickey! I know you're in there,
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you fuckin' homo! Hey, Mick,
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You faggy faggot!
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You're never gonna
marry that Gallagher queer,
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you hear me?
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Mickey!
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Hey, your dad's here.
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Hey, you want a Pride parade?
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- Yeah.
- How 'bout I slice off
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your pansy dicks and stick
'em on a fuckin' float?
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I got a little
conversion therapy for you.
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You suck a dick, you die.
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Would you shut the fuck up?
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You're annoying the shit
outta everybody.
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Well, if it isn't
the little shirt lifter.
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Just want you to know...
You marry a man,
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I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head.
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- Simple as that.
- Why wait, bitch?
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I'm standin' right here,
Charlottesville.
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Oh, look at that... we must shop
at the same gun show.
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The fuck happened to you?
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You know what they say...
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The apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
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It does if it lands on a dick!
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Aw, please, stop. I get it, all right?
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- You're proud a me.
- You must really love cock.
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I definitely love one.
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Don't say I didn't warn ya, cocksmoker.
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Good talk, Pops.
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So when you movin' to Milwaukee?
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I don't know.
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You don't sound very excited about it.
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Yeah, well... it is Milwaukee.
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Free house, though, right?
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Yeah, I mean, it's a nice house.
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Nice neighborhood.
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Yard.
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Well, damn. Jackpot.
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Saw an actual birdhouse
with birds in it.
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Uh, not drugs.
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Birds.
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Morning.
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So, how's your dad?
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You know, don't think
he's gonna be my best man.
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Hey, what's up, punk? Ready for school?
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Can't go to school
until Frank signs a form.
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- What form?
- That says I live here.
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Just drop out.
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I can't drop out. I'm ten.
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Give it to me. I'll sign it.
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Gotta be a parent.
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- I can fake Frank's signature.
- So can I.
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- Same here.
- School says
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that he has to sign it in person.
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Well, you know where Frank is?
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Livin' with some lady up in Glencoe.
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- He drives a Rolls Royce.
- Unbelievable!
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- Oh, good for him.
- Anyone want to go with me?
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No.
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Hey, hey, you got money for the El?
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- Yeah.
- All right, drop us a pin
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when you get there
so we know you're safe.
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- Got it.
- Thanks.
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So you gonna talk to Tami
about Milwaukee, or...
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I dunno.
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Milwaukee sucks ass.
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I mean, you should probably tell her
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how you feel about it, right?
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Lip?
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Yeah. Yeah, no, I got it.
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Thanks.
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You ever try to get me
to move to Milwaukee,
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I'll fuckin' murder you.
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Thanks, thank you.
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Thank you. I just wanna say,
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before I go, this last month
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has been a great journey
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and one I couldn't have
survived without all of you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Um...
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I found myself alone in the woods
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on a snowy night,
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and there came a fork in the road...
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one, a path that led to addiction.
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The other... path also led to addiction,
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but I turned the sleigh around,
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and it has made all the difference.
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Wha-W-Walt Whitman has always been
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a personal favorite of mine.
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Anyway, I'm outta the woods,
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and I hope you all will join me there.
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I love you guys. Good-bye.
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Gimme five! Thank you, thank you!
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I love you, I love you, I love you.
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I'll see you all again!
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What are you doin'?
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This place is for rent.
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We should call the number, check it out.
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- Why would we do that?
- Because I need a thing.
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You have a thing. I need a thing.
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- And it's right next door.
- Why?
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Oh, I'm finally
comin' to terms with the fact
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that I'm never gonna play in the NBA.
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You were never gonna play in the NBA.
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Well, not now, V, because
I'm retiring from basketball.
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I would think you'd be
a little more compassionate.
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We have so many other things
to be thankful for.
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Oh, like what?
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You own a bar, you have a hot wife
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and two beautiful girls.
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Okay, that is good.
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But where do I go from here, V?
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What is the next chapter of my life?
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Is there even a next chapter?
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Or is this just...
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it? Dry cleaner.
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- What?
- We could open up
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- a dry cleaner.
- No.
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- Mattress store.
- Uh-uh.
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- Think tank.
- What the hell is a think tank?
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It's where people sit around and think.
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That's the Alibi.
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Frank!
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Frank.
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I went to confession.
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Father reminded me
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that an eye for an eye only
makes the whole world blind.
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And Kyle told me I need to let it go.
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He was not happy.
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He wants to kill you himself
when he gets out.
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Oh, well, I'll tell his parole
board to keep me posted.
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Are you okay?
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Reasonable.
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Good chow. Lotta sleep.
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Too much talking, but...
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Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico,
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we can grab a coffee?
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What's in Puerto Rico?
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My family's estate.
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I spend the winters down there.
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Huh. When you going?
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This afternoon.
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I'll come find you
when I get back, okay?
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Okay.
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Safe travels.
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Ha ha ha.
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Hold on a sec.
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Okay.
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Hey, Milton.
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- Oh, what's up, Lip?
- What up, man?
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I thought you were, uh,
in the Persian Gulf or some shit.
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- On leave.
- Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So what's goin' on?
Y-your dad's movin' out?
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Moved on... funeral was a few days ago.
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Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man.
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That's fine. He was sick for a while.
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Now I gotta try
to get rid of all this stuff,
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try to sell this dump.
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Are you still livin'
that same house with Frank?
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Yeah, unfortunately,
he's still alive, so...
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Damn.
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That's a surprise.
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Hey, man, how much you askin'?
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No idea.
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We got mold behind the walls,
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roof leaks.
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Rat shit everywhere.
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Got a ton of stuff I gotta fix
before my leave's up.
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Yeah, I wouldn't put too much into it.
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Some yuppie's just gonna
buy it and gut it anyway.
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Mm. I don't have time for this shit.
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- Gotta get back to base.
- San Diego?
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- Norfolk.
- Right, yeah, no, that's...
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That's right.
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All right, well, hey, I'm sorry again.
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- Be good, yeah?
- Thanks, man.
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Hey, asshole, just kick it
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onto the truck next time...
You'll do less damage.
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You were pretty hard
on those real estate people.
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What's up with the open house thing?
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You ask a lotta questions, Gallagher.
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You know who asks questions?
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Cops.
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Look at this asshole
parked in the alley.
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Yo, hold up!
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You a cop, Carl?
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Hell, no.
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Come on, man.
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Ugh, what do you want?
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Sorry to interrupt crack baby time.
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Hey, Franny, this is
this is what happens
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when you hook up with a conniving bitch.
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She blackmails you.
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And when you're a ghetto whore teen mom,
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you become a prostitute
so you can pay your bills.
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What are you doing here?
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- I bought you a gift.
- How sweet of you.
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Now, I figured you
probably wouldn't have
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anything nice to wear to the dance,
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since they don't sell
formal wear at Costco.
261
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,900
A tuxedo?
262
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,610
You want me to wear this to the dance?
263
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,153
Yeah. I'm wearin' the dress.
264
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,405
My mom text you?
265
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,616
She wants me to meet her
at some boutique.
266
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,075
Yeah, don't do it.
267
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,587
She wants to buy me a birthday gift
268
00:11:43,588 --> 00:11:45,371
to give to her even though
I already got her one.
269
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,430
What'd you get her?
270
00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:49,291
A T-shirt I was gonna give to Goodwill.
271
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,507
- Thoughtful.
- She doesn't care.
272
00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:53,580
She'll buy herself something, wrap it,
273
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:55,339
hand it to me, and then
I'll hand it back to her
274
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,840
and say, "Happy birthday."
275
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,258
It's such bullshit.
276
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,860
Should I get her something too?
277
00:11:59,861 --> 00:12:02,221
No. No, she'll pick
something out for you
278
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,473
then pay for it just so she can say,
279
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,684
"Look what Debbie
got me for my birthday."
280
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,186
Okay.
281
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:13,273
See you at the Chastain Hotel.
7 p.m. Don't be late.
282
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,202
What do ya think?
283
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,042
I'm sending a letter
to the "Player Gazette"
284
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:35,045
about my pending retirement
from the game I love.
285
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,880
- What?
- Can we hear it?
286
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,416
"Dear basketball..."
287
00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:43,095
That's all I have so far.
288
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,222
- Good start, though.
- Promising.
289
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,557
It's not even mine.
I stole it from Kobe.
290
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,227
Plus, apparently,
I need reading glasses now?
291
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,937
God, gettin' old sucks.
292
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,398
The other day, I found hair
in my ear... lots a hair.
293
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,557
- Oh, it gets worse.
- Half my life is over.
294
00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:58,902
More than half.
295
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,601
- What? I'm only 38.
- The life expectancy
296
00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:03,920
for an average white man is 76.
297
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,800
- Exactly.
- The life expectancy
298
00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:08,078
for a poor white man
from the South Side is 70
299
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,464
- if you're lucky.
- Shit, am I dead?
300
00:13:10,465 --> 00:13:11,665
I'm just saying you're definitely
301
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,208
coming down the mountain.
302
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,045
V, that's why we gotta expand,
303
00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:18,506
increase our revenue
so we can retire by 60.
304
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,173
Live a little before we die.
305
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,285
Retirement is for rich people.
306
00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:24,426
Poor people drop dead on the job.
307
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,102
- What is happening?
- Just a little bit a research.
308
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,396
How's the guest list coming?
309
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,524
What?
310
00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:37,441
For the wedding. Who you inviting?
311
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,807
- Uh, I don't have a list.
- Well, you need a list.
312
00:13:39,808 --> 00:13:41,926
I mean, if I don't know how many
people are comin' to the wedding,
313
00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:43,759
how do I know what size venue
we need for the reception?
314
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,452
We're having a reception? At a venue?
315
00:13:45,453 --> 00:13:46,699
We're having a wedding wedding?
316
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,452
Jesus Christ, do you think this
stuff just magically happens?
317
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,987
- You gotta plan shit.
- A month ago, you were ready
318
00:13:50,988 --> 00:13:53,774
to get hitched at City Hall and
now you want a real wedding?
319
00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:55,876
A lot can happen in a month.
For example,
320
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,794
your fuckhead dad threatenin'
to murder you again
321
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,908
'cause you're gay.
322
00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:01,381
That's what this is about... Terry?
323
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,396
Yup. Anything to make that
miserable fuck more miserable.
324
00:14:04,397 --> 00:14:06,470
So gimme your guest list,
I'll work on your vows,
325
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,549
and I will follow up with the soloist.
326
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,922
- W-A fucking soloist?
- Yeah, not just any soloist.
327
00:14:11,923 --> 00:14:13,939
Motherfucker needs to be able
to rock Livin' on a Prayer,
328
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,687
acoustic, hard. Also, I'm gonna want
329
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,165
a shit-ton a candles,
so get those, uh...
330
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,649
church boys ready.
331
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,526
- Acolytes?
- I don't care
332
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,403
what they're called... the little
shits that light the candles.
333
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,905
You know?
334
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,656
Here ya go.
335
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,622
Wrote it down for ya.
336
00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:30,554
Oh, well, this is cute.
337
00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:33,374
Hey, why do you buy
Julia's gifts for her?
338
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:34,915
Because, if I leave it up to her,
339
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,539
she'll just give me some unthoughtful
340
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:39,336
piece of junk... if she
gives me anything at all.
341
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,837
Oh.
342
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,624
Do you have plans tonight?
343
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:43,845
Tonight? Why?
344
00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:45,675
Well, I'm having dinner with my friends
345
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,928
to celebrate my birthday...
Nothing fancy...
346
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,113
But it'd be so much
more fun if you were there.
347
00:14:50,114 --> 00:14:51,723
I thought we were celebrating
348
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,600
- your birthday tomorrow.
- Yeah, Tasha has to
349
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,769
go outta town for work,
so we moved it to tonight.
350
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,524
Uh... just tonight
I-I have family stuff.
351
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:00,969
You know, Franny.
352
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,408
I would pay for a sitter.
353
00:15:03,409 --> 00:15:06,197
And everyone is dying to meet you.
354
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,230
Plus, Julia can't come.
355
00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:10,367
She's going to some dance thing.
356
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,884
Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry,
I-I really wish I could.
357
00:15:12,885 --> 00:15:14,923
You know what? It's no big deal.
358
00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:17,558
We'll just celebrate it without you.
359
00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:19,626
Well, you and I can still
celebrate tomorrow night,
360
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,753
- right?
- Ugh, no, thanks.
361
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,218
At my age, one birthday party
is painful enough.
362
00:15:24,219 --> 00:15:25,465
It's fine.
363
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,094
I don't need my girlfriend
at my birthday party.
364
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:30,872
Uh...
365
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,883
how 'bout I see what I can do?
366
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:35,851
Really? Are you sure?
367
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,592
Yeah, no, it's your friends
and your birthday dinner.
368
00:15:38,593 --> 00:15:40,106
I can't miss that, right?
369
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,567
Oh, my God, that would be
the best gift ever.
370
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,235
I mean, besides this bag
371
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,279
I'm going to buy you to give me.
372
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,364
Since it's your birthday,
373
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,813
there's one condition.
374
00:15:50,814 --> 00:15:52,204
I get to pick the restaurant.
375
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,226
Of course.
376
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,093
Hello!
377
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,640
Anybody home?
378
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,542
Hello!
379
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,350
Anybody home?
380
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,355
Ha ha ha!
381
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,023
Hoo, yeah!
382
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,578
Yeah!
383
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,662
Whoa!
384
00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:06,586
Easy, ladies.
385
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,138
What's up, boss?
386
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,810
What's up?
387
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,492
Otis wants you to bust into that house
388
00:18:26,493 --> 00:18:28,336
and take a shit in the living room.
389
00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:31,795
Why do I need to take
a shit in their living room?
390
00:18:31,796 --> 00:18:33,946
Because Otis told you to.
391
00:18:34,889 --> 00:18:36,657
What if I don't need to take a shit?
392
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,461
When Otis says take a shit,
393
00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:41,365
your only question should be, "How big?"
394
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,024
You wanna prove you're not a cop,
395
00:18:43,025 --> 00:18:45,207
shit in the living room.
396
00:18:46,438 --> 00:18:47,905
I don't need it.
397
00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:23,953
Ahh.
398
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,913
Oh, damn!
399
00:20:02,914 --> 00:20:04,536
I been to every home in Glencoe
400
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,018
looking for you... finally found
the one with the Rolls Royce.
401
00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:09,153
Were you followed... Does
anyone else know I'm here?
402
00:20:09,154 --> 00:20:11,480
- Nobody.
- Whaddaya want?
403
00:20:11,481 --> 00:20:13,503
I need you to sign a form at my school
404
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,171
or else I can't go anymore.
405
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,030
Well, why would I do that?
406
00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:18,717
I wanna go to school, Frank.
407
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,552
Well, people in Hell want cold beer.
408
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,888
What's in it for me?
409
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,247
I'll call Child Services.
410
00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:26,475
You're my father. You've abandoned me.
411
00:20:29,497 --> 00:20:31,187
Well played, son.
412
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,969
But I'm re-abandoning you
right after this is done.
413
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,026
Wait outside.
I used a different entrance.
414
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,827
Hey, so there's this house
over on Kingscross.
415
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,871
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
416
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,331
You know, it's a total dump, but, uh,
417
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,001
you know, it's probably
gonna go for nothin',
418
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,314
and, uh, with a little bit a work,
419
00:20:55,315 --> 00:20:56,354
could be nice.
420
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,715
You thinking about buyin'
a house in the South Side
421
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,790
even though you're movin' to Milwaukee?
422
00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:02,510
No. No, no, no.
423
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,061
I was just thinkin', you know,
424
00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:07,046
could be a good investment
for somebody, though.
425
00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:10,727
You know, fix it up, flip it.
426
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,630
Did you ever do anything like that?
427
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,979
I never have to worry about
what I would or wouldn't do.
428
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,252
Mr. Tamietti paid
the down payment on my house,
429
00:21:21,253 --> 00:21:23,339
loaned me the money to start Born Free.
430
00:21:24,027 --> 00:21:25,575
He decides what I do.
431
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,728
I'm the definition of limited options.
432
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,273
- Hi.
- Hi, Tam.
433
00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:33,293
Hey.
434
00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:36,920
I gave notice at the salon today.
435
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:40,014
Which means I told Liza
to eat shit and die.
436
00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:41,466
Oh, wow.
437
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,960
Really? Yeah?
438
00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:44,787
Burned that bridge!
439
00:21:44,788 --> 00:21:46,387
Ah... ha.
440
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,646
Nice one. Congrats.
441
00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:49,664
And I found a salon near Nana's place
442
00:21:49,665 --> 00:21:51,226
where I can rent out a chair.
443
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,853
Wow, already? Really... wow... Yeah.
444
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,271
- Mm-hmm.
- That's sweet.
445
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,802
Oh, also,
446
00:21:56,803 --> 00:22:00,109
my Uncle Will works at
Briggs & Stratton in Milwaukee.
447
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,945
Says they're always
looking for new mechanics.
448
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,739
I mean, I could have my dad
give him a call.
449
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,452
Uh... what's going on?
450
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,870
What's goin' on? Nothin'.
451
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,372
Yeah, I'm workin'. Why?
452
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,165
You're being weird.
453
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,705
Yeah, no, sorry, I just...
I just remembered
454
00:22:15,706 --> 00:22:17,745
I gotta close the loop
on a couple things,
455
00:22:17,746 --> 00:22:19,420
so...
456
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,915
What loops?
457
00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:23,383
Look, I just quit my job.
458
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,968
Oh, yeah, I know.
459
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,529
Uh, it's all good, all right?
460
00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:28,848
Everything's... everything's fine.
461
00:22:30,737 --> 00:22:32,642
What?
462
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,686
Uh... ooh, nothin', uh...
463
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,145
nothin'.
464
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,314
Nothin'.
465
00:22:41,513 --> 00:22:44,529
It's got, uh, two beds, one bath,
466
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:48,420
and, you know, I mean, I...
I-it needs some work, but...
467
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,260
well, it's a good house.
468
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,703
Now, what do you think?
469
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,502
This place is a shithole.
470
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,191
Well, I-I'm just lookin'
at options, all right?
471
00:23:02,192 --> 00:23:04,564
I mean, did you know that Milwaukee
472
00:23:04,565 --> 00:23:06,781
gets even colder than
Chicago in the wintertime?
473
00:23:06,782 --> 00:23:08,803
And-and you know that
we're gonna be the ones
474
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,930
that have to check in
on your nana every week
475
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,474
at the old folks' home
and anytime she needs anything.
476
00:23:14,243 --> 00:23:15,377
Uh-huh.
477
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,439
Look, I don't know...
Honestly, I feel kinda guilty,
478
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,449
you know, takin' charity
from your family.
479
00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:27,491
You gotta be kidding me.
480
00:23:27,492 --> 00:23:30,492
It's what... 100 feet
from your family's house?
481
00:23:41,022 --> 00:23:42,648
What about a tire store?
482
00:23:42,649 --> 00:23:44,550
- No!
- Ah, wow...
483
00:23:45,115 --> 00:23:46,407
Barber shop?
484
00:23:46,897 --> 00:23:48,259
Nail salon.
485
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,180
Dreams are stupid.
486
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,265
Dreams aren't stupid.
487
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,019
Stupid ideas are stupid.
488
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,269
Nail salon... but for men.
489
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,159
We could definitely use another Subway.
490
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,564
Or a check-cashing place.
491
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,566
We don't need
another check-cashing place.
492
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,361
Plus, all those things require
big start-up costs.
493
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,862
V, we should contact that realtor.
494
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,447
That place is gonna rent out soon.
495
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,690
You don't even have a business plan.
496
00:24:10,691 --> 00:24:12,742
The business plan
is to rent out the place.
497
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,535
Not until you know what kinda business
498
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,575
you wanna start
and how much it's gonna cost
499
00:24:16,576 --> 00:24:19,582
to get it up and running...
Inventory, labor...
500
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,918
A business plan.
501
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:26,089
- Keg's kicked.
- Oh... I have an idea.
502
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,299
How 'bout a business
where you sell beer,
503
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,886
and when the keg is empty,
you replace it.
504
00:24:33,585 --> 00:24:35,598
I got it.
505
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,518
I think that fulfills
my fatherly obligation.
506
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,894
Congratulations, son.
507
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,854
You get to keep goin' to school.
508
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,273
See ya.
509
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,359
Frank, wait.
510
00:24:46,677 --> 00:24:49,278
That new house that you're
living in is pretty sweet.
511
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:52,865
Bet they have good schools.
I wanna live with you.
512
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,617
Oh... I bet ya do.
513
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:57,620
Unfortunately, pal,
we just don't have the space.
514
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,497
I need you on the South Side
515
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,457
lookin' after the-the business.
516
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,784
What business?
517
00:25:02,785 --> 00:25:04,460
Finding easy, innovative ways
518
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,387
to make money without working.
519
00:25:06,388 --> 00:25:08,673
That's the Gallagher family business.
520
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,872
I built it from scratch.
I put in the hours.
521
00:25:11,873 --> 00:25:14,637
Turned it into the thriving
racket you see today.
522
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:18,224
And now, as Chairman Emeritus,
523
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,144
I'm naming you my successor.
524
00:25:21,725 --> 00:25:23,022
But I miss you.
525
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,027
Nice try, son.
526
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,319
"I miss you."
527
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,116
Yeah...
528
00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:40,278
"Miss you."
529
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,158
A true gentleman should be able
530
00:25:45,159 --> 00:25:47,503
to tie a proper bow tie, full stop.
531
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,338
Only a schoolboy should ever
532
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,923
ever be allowed to wear...
533
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,134
It's open!
534
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,595
- Hey.
- Hey.
535
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:00,516
That's a lotta wedding rings.
536
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:01,944
It's for Mickey.
537
00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:04,145
He said he wanted to see some options.
538
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,591
Something borrowed, right?
539
00:26:05,592 --> 00:26:07,356
Or stolen from Zales.
540
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:09,984
I'm gonna return them.
541
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,195
...your tie around your neck.
542
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,114
What the hell are you watching?
543
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,408
Trying to figure out
how to tie a bow tie.
544
00:26:18,136 --> 00:26:19,786
I know how to tie a bow tie.
545
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,162
- Really?
- Yeah.
546
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:28,510
Adjust the tie so the right side
547
00:26:28,511 --> 00:26:30,130
is an inch to an inch and a half longer.
548
00:26:30,686 --> 00:26:32,145
There you go.
549
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,217
Beautiful.
550
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,932
What's this for?
551
00:26:35,933 --> 00:26:38,179
- Homecoming dance.
- Why in the hell
552
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,639
are you going to a homecoming dance?
553
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,182
It's not my choice.
554
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,726
This girl I know, Julia,
is wearing the dress.
555
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,436
Why does she get to wear the dress?
556
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,637
Is this some kind of power move?
557
00:26:47,638 --> 00:26:49,732
I don't know, but if her wearing a dress
558
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:52,193
makes her feel powerful,
then good for her.
559
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,070
Maybe that's the final wave.
560
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,239
I don't know what that means.
561
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,000
The problem is,
I also have a dinner tonight
562
00:26:58,001 --> 00:27:00,118
with Julia's mom.
563
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,328
And neither one knows about the other?
564
00:27:04,381 --> 00:27:05,973
You little slut.
565
00:27:08,153 --> 00:27:09,378
I try.
566
00:27:11,449 --> 00:27:13,661
- We really need flowers?
- Hell, yeah.
567
00:27:13,662 --> 00:27:15,169
Stargazer lilies, motherfucker.
568
00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:16,467
How can I help you?
569
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,261
Hey, so, uh, I'm gettin' married,
570
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,179
and we'd love to see what you have
571
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,574
in the way of Stargazer lilies.
572
00:27:21,575 --> 00:27:23,225
Let me show you some photos.
573
00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,771
This is the Sierra Sunset...
574
00:27:31,772 --> 00:27:33,576
- Mm-hmm.
- And this is what we call
575
00:27:33,577 --> 00:27:35,653
- Beyond Blue.
- That's gorgeous.
576
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,780
Especially because we get them
at the perfect time...
577
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,448
Right before they open,
578
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,951
so they're spectacular
on your blessed day.
579
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,120
Yeah, I bet.
580
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,074
Hey, I like the... blue ones.
581
00:27:46,075 --> 00:27:47,206
- Yeah?
- Sure.
582
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,959
- Are you the best man?
- Uh, no, I'm the...
583
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,605
the groom? The official partner.
584
00:27:52,606 --> 00:27:54,823
I don't know... we haven't
really talked about it yet.
585
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,381
So you're...
586
00:27:58,069 --> 00:27:59,427
h-homosexuals?
587
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,265
No, well, he is... I just like having
another man's dick in my ass.
588
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,806
I'm s-sorry.
589
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,032
I'm afraid we don't
do business with your...
590
00:28:07,693 --> 00:28:08,972
With your what?
591
00:28:08,973 --> 00:28:12,374
- Uh, w-we don't believe...
- Finishing sentences, Grandma?
592
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:13,817
- Mickey.
- That what you don't believe in?
593
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,568
Sodomy is a sin.
594
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,611
You know what else is a sin?
595
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,154
Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart...
596
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,316
- Okay... yeah.
- That's a sin!
597
00:28:19,317 --> 00:28:21,449
Gonna sodomize you,
you wrinkly fucking Q-tip.
598
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,867
- No.
- I'm gonna come back
599
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,442
and carve my initials
in your fuckin' gums!
600
00:28:29,719 --> 00:28:31,637
Kevin. My man.
601
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,337
Oh, God.
602
00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:35,994
Dude, I've been texting you.
603
00:28:35,995 --> 00:28:37,498
Did you get my texts?
604
00:28:37,499 --> 00:28:38,925
No. I blocked your phone number.
605
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,551
W... Okay, look...
606
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,178
I'm sorry about the other night.
607
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,679
I know things got a little, uh...
608
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,972
Racist?
609
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,934
Yeah, we thought when a poor couple
610
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,436
- agrees to be auctioned off...
- No.
611
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:52,575
Again, sorry.
612
00:28:52,576 --> 00:28:53,981
I'm only here to claim the other thing
613
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,399
that we won at the auction.
614
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,526
What?
615
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:59,570
My personal training session.
616
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,397
- Huh?
- Yeah, you said at the auction
617
00:29:02,398 --> 00:29:04,576
the winner gets
a personal training session.
618
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:07,723
Right now?
619
00:29:07,724 --> 00:29:09,586
I'm bored with my trainer at Equinox.
620
00:29:09,587 --> 00:29:11,561
He's always late because
he's training some guys
621
00:29:11,562 --> 00:29:13,001
from the Bulls before me.
622
00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:15,711
Look, I can always
come back if you're busy,
623
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,922
but I... I...
624
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,900
No. No, no, no.
625
00:29:20,453 --> 00:29:23,219
You know what?
Right now is a perfect time.
626
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,560
We just got a delivery. Follow me.
627
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,978
I start every workout
with what I like to call
628
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:33,938
keg lifts... simple. All you gotta do
629
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,894
is take these kegs into the bar.
630
00:29:35,895 --> 00:29:37,858
It's great for your core.
631
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,403
- Does that really work
- Look at me, Lorne.
632
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,203
Never step foot in a gym.
633
00:29:42,204 --> 00:29:43,948
Wow.
634
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,866
Okay.
635
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,371
Yeah, use your legs, not your back.
636
00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:53,332
There ya go.
637
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,917
All right.
638
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,782
Flex your base.
639
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,510
Hello?
640
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,179
Anybody home?
641
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,814
Hello?
642
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,527
There ya go.
643
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,695
Only eight more kegs. All right.
644
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,197
Good.
645
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,115
All right, all right, all right.
646
00:31:50,835 --> 00:31:52,216
Bro, do you even lift?
647
00:31:52,217 --> 00:31:54,961
Uh, Pilates...
648
00:31:54,962 --> 00:31:56,301
and I play squash.
649
00:31:56,302 --> 00:31:58,441
What the fuck is squash?
All right, man, here we go.
650
00:31:58,442 --> 00:31:59,500
We're gonna burn some muscles.
651
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,795
Like that. Keep your back straight.
652
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,589
Use your legs. Don't forget to breathe.
653
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,007
All right, all right, okay.
654
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,918
- Uhhh...
- Wow!
655
00:32:08,919 --> 00:32:10,845
All right, good.
656
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,751
- Uh... oh... uh...
- See?
657
00:32:12,752 --> 00:32:14,891
Now you know it's workin'
658
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:16,976
How can you be a florist
659
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,727
and not do business with the gays?
660
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,938
Doesn't matter, all right?
She'll be dead soon anyway.
661
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,731
Whatever... you lined up
a caterer, right?
662
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,608
- Yes.
- You got the Chiavari chairs?
663
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,059
- Yes!
- Gold ones with the white cushions?
664
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:27,060
Yes!
665
00:32:39,698 --> 00:32:40,790
It's about time.
666
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:43,259
Kay, I took a shit
in somebody's living room.
667
00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:44,629
What the fuck's going on?
668
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:50,301
Let's just say
the Department of Sanitation
669
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,803
runs this town.
670
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,442
V, Lorne went on social media
671
00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:05,513
and said it was the best
workout he's ever had.
672
00:33:05,514 --> 00:33:07,610
Now all his yuppie friends
wanna train with me.
673
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,361
I just got two texts.
This could be huge.
674
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:12,173
- Wow, two texts.
- This is it, V.
675
00:33:12,174 --> 00:33:15,618
I found my calling.
This is my next chapter.
676
00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,575
Like when Ditka retired from coaching,
677
00:33:17,576 --> 00:33:18,954
opened a steakhouse.
678
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,539
Yeah, what's the name a that place?
679
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,041
Ditka's.
680
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,376
So a full keg is about 160 pounds.
681
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:27,035
- This is about a 50?
- That is not a 50.
682
00:33:27,036 --> 00:33:29,089
That is $200 worth of beer.
Put that back.
683
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,425
V, I can't use empty kegs.
684
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,177
- They're like 30 pounds.
- Too bad.
685
00:33:35,045 --> 00:33:37,348
V... the longest part of a journey
686
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,186
is always the first step.
687
00:33:39,926 --> 00:33:41,978
- Says who?
- Fortune cookie.
688
00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:45,064
This is it, V... some people
wait their entire lives
689
00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,107
for a moment like this,
a moment of clarity.
690
00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:57,701
That's a lotta people to hunt one fox.
691
00:33:58,484 --> 00:34:00,064
Not a fair fight.
692
00:34:00,065 --> 00:34:02,684
...in front of all these people.
693
00:34:03,664 --> 00:34:05,501
Fix the animal in the eye
with a masterful gaze.
694
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,336
The boots don't fit.
695
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,549
Shit.
696
00:35:41,538 --> 00:35:43,237
- Hello?
- Hey, buddy.
697
00:35:43,238 --> 00:35:45,267
It's your dear old dad. How you doin'?
698
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,769
What do you want, Frank?
699
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:49,647
Um... boy, it was great seeing ya today.
700
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,398
You're drunk, right?
701
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,693
Ha ha ha ha. You, growin' up so fast.
702
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,271
Uh... it got me to thinkin'.
703
00:35:56,272 --> 00:35:58,447
I-I'd love to spend more time together.
704
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,033
- When?
- How 'bout right now?
705
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:03,191
It took me hours
to get there this morning.
706
00:36:03,192 --> 00:36:05,428
So, uh, so I'll see ya in a few hours?
707
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:08,666
No way. Maybe tomorrow after school.
708
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:12,336
Uh, I was... I was hopin'
you'd get here before dark.
709
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:13,962
- That's all.
- Sorry.
710
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,424
Hey, Liam.
711
00:36:16,057 --> 00:36:17,129
What?
712
00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:19,636
Uh... I miss you.
713
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:22,763
Right. Bye, Frank.
714
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,825
So, what do you think?
715
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,619
What are these?
716
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,329
They're the chairs you wanted.
717
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,747
Was I not clear?
718
00:36:49,761 --> 00:36:52,253
Where the fuck...
719
00:36:52,254 --> 00:36:54,126
are the Chiavari chairs?
720
00:36:54,127 --> 00:36:56,630
- These are the Chiavaris.
- You shut the fuck up.
721
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,861
You... I could not
have been more specific.
722
00:36:59,862 --> 00:37:02,001
I asked you to find me a caterer
723
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:04,900
who had the gold Chiavaris
724
00:37:04,901 --> 00:37:06,071
with the white cushions.
725
00:37:06,072 --> 00:37:08,016
You had one job.
726
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,800
Uh, that was my fault, I...
thought we had those,
727
00:37:10,801 --> 00:37:11,820
but I was mistaken.
728
00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:13,522
But I-I think that
any of these could work...
729
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:15,983
God damn it, why does
everything always have to suck?
730
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,325
This is my fucking wedding day!
731
00:37:18,326 --> 00:37:20,529
For one day. For one day
732
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:24,004
can I have the gold... Chiavaris
733
00:37:24,005 --> 00:37:25,876
with the white cushions?!
734
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,997
- I mean, I-I can call around...
- I thought I told you
735
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,223
to shut the fuck up! Are you retarded?
736
00:37:31,224 --> 00:37:33,333
- Uh...
- Huh, Brooks?
737
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,210
- Answer me!
- Uh, yes.
738
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,587
- Yes, you're retarded!
- I'm retarded.
739
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,424
Which is why we had the fucking mix-up!
740
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:45,301
I'm sorry.
741
00:37:45,302 --> 00:37:47,235
This is my fault.
742
00:37:47,236 --> 00:37:49,137
I put too much on your plate.
743
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:03,531
Hey.
744
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,066
- Did you find Frank?
- Yeah.
745
00:38:09,027 --> 00:38:10,204
Where is everybody?
746
00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:15,793
Debbie went to a dance, Carl's at work,
747
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,587
Ian's with Mickey, Fiona moved,
748
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,049
and now you're moving to Milwaukee.
749
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:25,602
You gonna be all right, buddy?
750
00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:26,637
Yeah.
751
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,098
I'm just gonna miss
everyone being around.
752
00:38:32,348 --> 00:38:33,550
Cheers.
753
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,361
Oh, look at this bag
754
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,300
that Debbie got me for my birthday.
755
00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:46,865
- That is so cute!
- Oh, my God!
756
00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,396
I know, I love it.
757
00:38:48,397 --> 00:38:50,035
You have good taste.
758
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,372
- Yes, she does.
- And good skin.
759
00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:54,623
God, look at your skin!
760
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,416
I used to have skin like that.
761
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,168
Bullshit.
762
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,990
And your hair... I love the color.
763
00:38:59,991 --> 00:39:02,297
- Who does it?
- I do it.
764
00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,132
I'm so jealous.
765
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,801
Mm, I bet you are.
766
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:08,365
So what do 19-year-olds
like to do these days?
767
00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,974
Watch TV shows about suicide, do drugs.
768
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,767
Protest shit we don't know much about.
769
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:16,177
I'm just kidding.
770
00:39:16,178 --> 00:39:18,146
I don't really know. I work a lot.
771
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,811
I'm a welder.
772
00:39:19,812 --> 00:39:21,517
You're a welder?
773
00:39:21,518 --> 00:39:23,485
Not as of lately, but... yeah.
774
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,336
Oh, my God, that's incredible.
775
00:39:25,337 --> 00:39:26,844
Like Jennifer Beals.
776
00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:27,865
In Flashdance.
777
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,304
Oh...
778
00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:30,952
I'm gonna need another drink.
779
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,872
Uh, hey, I'm gonna run
to the ladies' room real quick.
780
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,069
- Okay.
- I'll be right back.
781
00:39:36,070 --> 00:39:37,169
Do you need me to go with you?
782
00:39:37,170 --> 00:39:38,170
Uh, no.
783
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,192
You're an asshole.
784
00:39:41,193 --> 00:39:43,225
You're both assholes.
785
00:39:43,226 --> 00:39:44,339
Stop it.
786
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:49,888
Whoa...
787
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,685
Calm down. I'll be there in a second.
788
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,553
Hey.
789
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,349
There she is.
790
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,808
- Seriously?
- ♪ When you've gotten ♪
791
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,894
- ♪ What you want ♪
- Come on.
792
00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:40,896
♪ Maybe I should start over ♪
793
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,566
Remember, you're desperately
in love with me.
794
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,069
Thank God you're here.
795
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,112
I'm bringing Sandy in to deal
with the invitations
796
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,614
and a few other details moving forward.
797
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,513
- Wait... what? Why?
- 'Cause too many things
798
00:40:52,514 --> 00:40:54,413
are slippin' through
the cracks, Gallagher.
799
00:40:54,414 --> 00:40:55,675
The chairs were a fuckin' shit-show.
800
00:40:55,676 --> 00:40:57,168
Also, Sandy's getting me my best man.
801
00:40:57,169 --> 00:40:59,341
You line up your best man yet?
802
00:40:59,342 --> 00:41:01,072
Not yet, no.
803
00:41:01,073 --> 00:41:02,501
That's what I'm talkin' about.
804
00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:04,836
You sure you still wanna
go through with this?
805
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,588
Yes. Why?
806
00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:08,674
Terry's back at the house
making hollow-tip bullets.
807
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,676
- Calls 'em Pansy Poppers.
- Fuck him.
808
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,594
You ask Debbie if Franny
can be the flower girl?
809
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,179
Yeah, I sent her a text.
810
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,472
Thank you.
811
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,628
This is still about Terry, right?
812
00:41:17,629 --> 00:41:18,875
You don't give a shit about weddings.
813
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:20,183
Where the fuck's your ring?
814
00:41:21,517 --> 00:41:24,296
I... must have...
815
00:41:24,297 --> 00:41:26,176
left it next to the sink.
816
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,444
I can't even.
817
00:41:29,846 --> 00:41:31,531
I can see why you called.
818
00:42:59,848 --> 00:43:01,328
- Hey!
- Ah... shit!
819
00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,872
Who the hell are you?
820
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:06,249
I'm... house sitting.
Who the hell are you?
821
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,918
I'm Jean-Luc, the gardener.
822
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,711
Miss Faye asked me
to look after the place
823
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,874
- while she's in Puerto Rico.
- That's funny,
824
00:43:11,875 --> 00:43:14,174
'cause she never mentioned
anything about it to me.
825
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:15,759
Well, she never mentioned you either.
826
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,573
Why's all the furniture covered, hmm?
827
00:43:17,574 --> 00:43:20,386
I'm... just using the second floor.
828
00:43:20,387 --> 00:43:23,055
You know what? I'm gonna call her.
829
00:43:23,056 --> 00:43:25,978
- We will straighten this out.
- Go ahead.
830
00:43:27,175 --> 00:43:30,148
Um... I don't have her number.
831
00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,733
I do. I'll call her.
832
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,735
Fine. Call her.
833
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,362
I'm not goin' anywhere.
834
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,447
Oh, I'm calling.
835
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,442
Tell her Frank says hello.
836
00:43:39,443 --> 00:43:41,555
Oh, and tell her the yard guy
837
00:43:41,556 --> 00:43:43,641
is gonna stay in her house
while she's gone.
838
00:43:43,642 --> 00:43:45,622
I'm not the yard guy, asshole.
839
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,702
- Who the hell are you again?
- I'm her boyfriend.
840
00:43:47,703 --> 00:43:49,251
Funny, she never mentioned anything
841
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,536
about having any boyfriend.
842
00:43:50,537 --> 00:43:53,839
Oh, you mean she didn't
share her romantic status
843
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,089
with the yard guy?
844
00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:56,758
Stop callin' me the yard guy.
845
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,136
- I'm callin' the cops.
- Oh, go ahead, ha ha.
846
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,730
And tell them there's been a break-in,
847
00:44:01,731 --> 00:44:04,387
'cause I have house keys.
How did you get in?
848
00:44:04,388 --> 00:44:06,643
I thought you were gonna call Miss Faye.
849
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,436
- I am.
- Well, then do it.
850
00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:10,314
I'm calling her right now.
851
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,451
- I'm not supposed to be here.
- Well, no shit.
852
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,953
- Me neither.
- I didn't know anyone
853
00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:26,184
was upstairs... I thought
I was hearin' things.
854
00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:28,290
Where were you... I thought
the place was haunted!
855
00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,408
I stay in the basement.
856
00:44:29,409 --> 00:44:30,542
- Do you play a piano?
- Yes.
857
00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,096
Thank God.
858
00:44:32,097 --> 00:44:33,461
Hey, maybe, uh...
859
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:36,298
we can both live here, huh?
860
00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:37,799
Come on, it's a big house.
861
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,776
There's plenty of room
for the both of us.
862
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,136
Fine. I'll take the second floor.
863
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:42,593
You can keep the basement.
864
00:44:42,594 --> 00:44:45,433
- First floor neutral.
- Sure, first floor's neutral.
865
00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,581
What do you got, Gallagher?
866
00:44:59,582 --> 00:45:01,615
So, sanitation department's
867
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,409
in bed with the real estate developers.
868
00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:04,868
Bribe them to either pick up the trash,
869
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,588
make the neighborhood look like shit.
870
00:45:06,589 --> 00:45:08,079
That way, they can influence the rent,
871
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,994
property value, all of it.
872
00:45:09,995 --> 00:45:11,708
Son of a bitch.
873
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,044
And it's all overseen
by this cat named Otis.
874
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,713
Get in.
875
00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:20,842
Nice work, Gallagher.
876
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,522
Seriously, this is good stuff.
877
00:45:22,523 --> 00:45:25,263
So... I'm undercover.
878
00:45:26,138 --> 00:45:27,223
No.
879
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,942
Y-you're an informant.
880
00:45:29,909 --> 00:45:31,942
Call it what you want,
but I'm undercover.
881
00:45:31,943 --> 00:45:33,110
You're not undercover.
882
00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:36,099
I took a shit in somebody's house, sir.
883
00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:37,484
So they trust me.
884
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,236
Pretty sure that makes me undercover.
885
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,239
You're not... undercover.
886
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,757
Oh. I gotcha.
887
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,118
No, I don't think you do.
888
00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:49,217
So what now?
889
00:45:49,218 --> 00:45:50,256
Bring in the FBI?
890
00:45:50,257 --> 00:45:52,499
FBI? Hell, no!
891
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:55,004
I want a slice.
892
00:45:55,005 --> 00:45:56,012
Oh.
893
00:45:56,671 --> 00:45:58,506
Of what?
894
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:00,924
The money.
895
00:46:01,826 --> 00:46:02,952
Course.
896
00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:05,679
So we're not the good cops?
897
00:46:06,445 --> 00:46:07,737
Not at all.
898
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:10,447
But seriously, hey.
899
00:46:10,448 --> 00:46:11,562
Nice work.
900
00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:12,970
Keep it up.
901
00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:15,563
See if we can't get ya
a good fake I. D.,
902
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:18,254
maybe waive that
minimum age restriction,
903
00:46:18,255 --> 00:46:19,595
get you in the Academy.
904
00:46:19,596 --> 00:46:22,108
You'll make one hell
of a cop some day, Gallagher.
905
00:46:22,109 --> 00:46:23,571
Thank you, sir.
906
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,906
Proud to be of service.
907
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,121
Hey, where are you going?
908
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,575
Throwing my crack baby in the dumpster.
909
00:46:33,576 --> 00:46:35,166
I'm goin' to the bathroom.
910
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:14,497
Sorry.
911
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,629
- Hey, are you okay?
- UTI.
912
00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:20,397
- So adorable.
- So 19.
913
00:47:20,398 --> 00:47:22,798
To... crow's feet?
914
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,476
- Kev Ball's Keg Zone.
- Cool.
915
00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:36,510
I'm gonna train people using kegs.
916
00:47:36,511 --> 00:47:38,313
Observe.
917
00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:39,856
Keg curls.
918
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,399
- Wow.
- Whistles.
919
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,486
Keg-cline push-ups.
920
00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,446
- Sweet.
- Okay.
921
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,491
Keg plank. You wanna try it, V?
922
00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:53,411
Keg squats.
923
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,499
Uh, Kermit, you might wanna
start off with a empty one.
924
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,794
I don't wanna do this,
but I think other people will.
925
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:04,464
All right, Kermit, stay positive.
926
00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:05,840
V, keep your back straight.
927
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,842
Good.
928
00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,749
How do we decide who gets
to walk down the aisle?
929
00:48:09,750 --> 00:48:11,563
Depends on who's the bride
and who's the groom.
930
00:48:11,564 --> 00:48:13,063
Either way, we need a videographer,
931
00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:14,474
'cause I need to tape Terry to a chair
932
00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:16,361
and make him watch the shit
over and over again.
933
00:48:16,362 --> 00:48:17,977
Why can't we both be grooms?
934
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,729
- I don't know.
- Can't we just be
935
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,148
- Ian and Mickey?
- Look, I don't... God damn it,
936
00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:23,691
you and Sandy. I don't know.
937
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:30,115
Can I help you?
938
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:33,493
♪ She said we gotta hold on ♪
939
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,662
♪ To what we got ♪
940
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,705
♪ It doesn't make a difference ♪
941
00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,904
- ♪ If we make it or not ♪
- How the fuck did you know that?
942
00:48:39,905 --> 00:48:42,089
Little bird told me.
943
00:48:42,090 --> 00:48:43,878
♪ We got each other ♪
944
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:46,381
♪ And that's a lot for love ♪
945
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,016
You're a sneaky bastard.
946
00:48:48,017 --> 00:48:49,856
♪ We'll give it a shot ♪
947
00:48:49,857 --> 00:48:52,720
♪ Whoa, we're halfway there ♪
948
00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:55,474
♪ Whoa ♪
949
00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:57,642
♪ Livin' on a prayer now ♪
950
00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:07,735
- Right. Proof.
- What?
951
00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,112
Nothing. Thank you.
952
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,780
I wanna dance.
953
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,700
Seriously?
954
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,953
Would you like more scotch?
955
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,302
Oh, you know it.
956
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:24,752
- Ahh. Thank you.
- Mm.
957
00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:25,962
- Mm-hmm.
- Ahh.
958
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,716
- Mind if I smoke?
- Not at all.
959
00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:34,555
Is that crack?
960
00:49:36,082 --> 00:49:37,558
I don't smoke crack.
961
00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,811
It's crystal meth. Would you like some?
962
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:44,940
Oh, it's gonna be a good
winter, yard guy.
963
00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:32,028
Nice boutonniere.
964
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,262
I bought it.
965
00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:36,684
For Julia to give to her date.
966
00:50:37,726 --> 00:50:40,076
Her date ditched her,
so I agreed to go with her.
967
00:50:40,737 --> 00:50:42,163
She didn't wanna go alone.
968
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,666
Shit.
969
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,960
You know, I really liked you.
970
00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,830
I really like you too.
971
00:50:48,831 --> 00:50:50,062
It was stupid for me to think
972
00:50:50,063 --> 00:50:52,757
a young, beautiful girl
like you would fall for me.
973
00:50:53,391 --> 00:50:54,665
Hi.
974
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:56,119
So Debbie and I are fucking.
975
00:50:58,700 --> 00:50:59,951
You're gay?
976
00:50:59,952 --> 00:51:01,015
Hell, no. I hate vaginas.
977
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:03,851
I just wanted to piss you off.
978
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,853
- My God.
- Why?
979
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:08,022
I mean, what have I ever done to you
980
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:09,399
besides give you everything?
981
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,693
Oh, the carb counting? The body shaming?
982
00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,528
- I did that to protect you.
- From what?
983
00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,655
- Being bullied.
- So you bullied me.
984
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:18,086
- I weigh 119 pounds.
- Says who?
985
00:51:18,087 --> 00:51:20,494
- Not the scale.
- You're a monster.
986
00:51:20,495 --> 00:51:21,869
Well, and you're an entitled
little shit.
987
00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,871
- Fuck off!
- Excuse me?
988
00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:25,707
No screens for a week.
989
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,792
Fine. Then I'm quitting the cello.
990
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,377
- Mm, no you're not.
- Watch me.
991
00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:31,170
I'm sending you back to Montana.
992
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,774
Back to the troubled
teen learning institute.
993
00:51:32,775 --> 00:51:35,216
- Can't wait.
- But this time...
994
00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:36,927
I'm flying you coach.
995
00:51:37,912 --> 00:51:40,347
No more special services for you.
996
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,135
Hey.
997
00:51:44,136 --> 00:51:45,561
Hey.
998
00:51:59,527 --> 00:52:01,060
I rented that house.
999
00:52:09,552 --> 00:52:10,986
That one I showed you.
1000
00:52:15,638 --> 00:52:17,592
Tami.
1001
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,053
Hey.
1002
00:52:21,691 --> 00:52:24,166
Hey, can you wait? Wait, please.
1003
00:52:25,329 --> 00:52:26,830
Hey.
1004
00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:29,834
Look, it would be good
1005
00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:33,486
for Fred to be around
his cousins, right?
1006
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:36,486
You know, his aunts, his uncles.
1007
00:52:37,119 --> 00:52:39,698
His family and your family.
1008
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,868
You know, in Milwaukee,
you'll have no one.
1009
00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,397
Right? I mean, we will have no one.
1010
00:52:53,552 --> 00:52:54,998
My family...
1011
00:52:56,351 --> 00:52:58,632
this neighborhood is my support system.
1012
00:53:00,168 --> 00:53:01,526
This is my home.
1013
00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:05,556
All right? I thought I could do it.
1014
00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:07,517
I really did,
but I had some time with it,
1015
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,575
and... I don't know.
1016
00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:16,234
You know, I-I'm worried
about my sobriety.
1017
00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:20,015
I've got a community here, my meetings.
1018
00:53:20,016 --> 00:53:22,046
Brad, the people in our group, my job...
1019
00:53:22,047 --> 00:53:23,992
I mean, this place, it's...
1020
00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,329
It's important to me.
1021
00:53:33,699 --> 00:53:35,833
Milwaukee's baseball team
is called The Brewers.
1022
00:53:35,834 --> 00:53:37,715
There's no way
I could stay sober up there.
1023
00:53:42,806 --> 00:53:44,179
Tami.
1024
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,106
Rich people are crazy.
1025
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,744
Fuckin' nuts.
1026
00:53:57,745 --> 00:54:00,194
They create drama because they're bored.
1027
00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:02,196
When you're poor, you don't
need to create drama.
1028
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:04,037
I know, every day's a goddamn drama.
1029
00:54:04,038 --> 00:54:06,900
What are... You're a garbage man now?
1030
00:54:06,901 --> 00:54:08,694
It's more complicated than that, Milk.
1031
00:54:08,695 --> 00:54:10,872
I'm basically an undercover cop.
1032
00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,248
- Ha.
- Ha ha ha.
1033
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,583
Not a very good one.
1034
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,792
Undercover cops don't go around
1035
00:54:15,793 --> 00:54:18,019
telling people they're undercover cops.
1036
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:20,105
Laugh all you want, Sandy.
1037
00:54:20,106 --> 00:54:21,716
It's a lot harder than you think
1038
00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,281
never knowing who you can trust,
1039
00:54:23,282 --> 00:54:25,636
whether or not they're gonna
figure out you're a rat.
1040
00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:28,353
It's stressful. Can I hit that?
1041
00:54:28,354 --> 00:54:29,932
Don't you get drug tested?
1042
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,726
I'm undercover... I have to do drugs
1043
00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:32,977
so they know I'm one of 'em.
1044
00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:35,236
Who, the garbage men?
1045
00:54:35,237 --> 00:54:36,619
Forget it.
1046
00:54:36,620 --> 00:54:38,192
I'm goin' to bed.
1047
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:43,070
Weird shit rich people do... go.
1048
00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:44,573
They go camping.
1049
00:54:44,574 --> 00:54:46,007
They vote.
1050
00:54:46,008 --> 00:54:49,662
They volunteer to work in soup kitchens.
1051
00:54:49,663 --> 00:54:52,406
They kiss their dogs.
1052
00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:56,710
Wash their cars, even in the winter.
1053
00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:00,714
You wanna fuck?
1054
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,301
Fuck, yeah.
1055
00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:21,442
Lots of light.
1056
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:24,660
Original molding.
All the light fixtures are new.
1057
00:55:24,661 --> 00:55:26,948
Oh, oh, and there's a nice
little patio in the back.
1058
00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:29,187
Oh. Oh, God.
1059
00:55:29,188 --> 00:55:30,952
Did they have a dog?
1060
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,495
Yeah, I don't think so.
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