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Who are you?
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Oh. I'm supposed to do what?
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Yeah, w-no, I got a-I got a baby.
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I've had two hours of sleep.
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I don't have time for this. It...
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Fine.
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Here's what you missed last week.
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Okay.
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Do you wanna join me?
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Faye Donahue.
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Is that you?
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At high school graduation.
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Right before everything changed forever.
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Kyle Holmes was my fiancé.
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Who is this Kyle guy?
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You know what you did!
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I don't. I swear.
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Claudia Nicolo.
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I left you a little something
on the nightstand.
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-
I'm not a prostitute.
- Yes, I did think
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you were a prostitute
when I picked you up on Ho Corner,
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but I see now
that you are more than that.
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Oh, hello. Aunt Oopie here.
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Aunt Oopie's
got everything covered here.
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I'm gonna teach Fred
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and that little colored boy
about the Gettysburg Address.
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I'm sorry. Wha-what was that part?
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She can't be Fred's guardian, Tami.
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She's racist as fuck.
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Miss Brenda, are you
inviting me to the cookout?
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I am inviting you to the cookout.
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Look at all these beautiful,
highly educated,
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wealthy black people.
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- All doctors?
- Mm-hmm.
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I love it.
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What the shit is this?
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Our youth leader program.
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These are our future police?
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- Doubt it.
- Your mission:
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police this neighborhood
between point A and B.
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Move out! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I think we should get married.
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What?
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Then we can't testify
against each other.
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Staying out of jail's
a crap reason to get married.
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No. We fucking love each other.
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That's why we're gonna get married.
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It's marriage
that I don't know if I love.
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I wanna know how you feel, you know?
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Fuck.
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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Mm.
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Who's riding a lawn mower
around the block?
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Gotta be kidding me.
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Oh, hey.
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Why don't you get out of here?
I'll call you later.
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Who's that?
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Byron. Cute, huh?
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Super tight asshole.
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You're a top now?
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Verse.
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Who knew?
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Hey, you seen this?
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Jesus!
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It's the hospital bill.
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Childbirth, emergency surgery,
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ICU...
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How much?
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Thirty-six hundred.
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- Wow.
- That's after insurance.
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I mean, how are we gonna pay this?
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Here.
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That's easy. We're not.
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We already brought him home.
What are they gonna do?
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Take him back?
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Well, they delivered our baby
and saved my life.
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Yeah, and that was their choice.
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They didn't give me the option
of leaving Fred in the oven
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or letting you die
on the operating table.
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So you would've let me die?
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I mean, if I knew it was
gonna cost us four grand...
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...yeah, maybe.
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Look, we have to pay this.
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Tami, no, we don't.
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Isn't not paying your bills stealing?
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No.
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Charging us money while
your life is on the line,
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that's extortion.
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- Right?
- Hmm.
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We're, uh, Robin Hooding, you know?
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We're stealing from the rich,
giving to the poor.
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You're not Robin Hood.
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Yeah, but I'm poor.
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So, what, so you steal stuff?
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Sometimes.
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Like what?
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I don't know. It's a long list.
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Okay, well, like, uh,
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food from the grocery store?
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Yeah, like food from anywhere.
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Money?
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That a real question?
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What-cars?
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No.
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But, uh, never say never.
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Wow.
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"Wow" what?
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No, you're just...
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exactly the role model
I always wanted for my kid.
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Next up,
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a Florida man was found dead today,
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facedown in the lobster tank
of a Tampa grocery store.
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Here you go. A proper breakfast.
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The sugar in this cereal will kill you.
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In your case, however,
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I suspect that your lifestyle
will kill you
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- before your diet does.
- Ah.
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Was that Mickey this morning?
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- Yup.
- Where's he been?
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With a twink named Byron.
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Twink?
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You know, like Ms. Del Rey's kid.
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Yoga pants and glitter.
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Eh, not always. But yeah, sure.
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So if you tell someone
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you're not marrying them,
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that means they can sleep
with other people?
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No.
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But Mickey's emotional IQ
is lower than Carl's actual IQ.
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Shit. You're fucked, dude.
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Nah, he'll work it out of his system
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and we'll talk it out like adults.
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It'll be fine.
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Hang on to your wallets, everyone.
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Lip is here.
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Oh, there's my gorgeous niece.
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Prettier... mwah... than Megyn Kelly
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and smarter too.
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Oh, objectified by America
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and sexually harassed by your bosses?
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It's every girl's dream.
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- Megyn Kelly?
- A blonde news host.
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She thinks Santa's white.
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He's not?
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- No.
- Yes, honeybun!
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Hey, did I hear a girly
bike pull up this morning?
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- Mickey.
- He's dating a twink now.
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Oh, so you leaving him at the altar,
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that's become a thing, huh?
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I-I didn't leave him at the altar.
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- Yes, you did.
- I mean...
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It was City Hall.
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We were only getting married
to outsmart the cops.
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You made the right decision.
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Marriage is a sacred union
between a man and a woman.
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What's that smell?
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Self-righteousness.
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No. The air smells... clean.
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Where is Frank?
Haven't seen him in a while.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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He'll be back to stinking up
the place in no time, right?
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Oh, there you go.
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Frank Gallagher,
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the court reduces your charge
to a misdemeanor
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and sentences you to 30 days in rehab.
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The deviant thug who tried to steal
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this bright young man's future,
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Kyle Holmes,
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I hereby sentence you
to 45 years in prison.
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Sentences you
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to 30 days in rehab.
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Forty-five years for possession.
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Thirty days in rehab.
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Forty-five years. Thirty days in rehab.
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Forty...
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Good morning.
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Do you need a diaper change?
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Please let me go.
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As soon as you admit
what you did to my poor Kyle.
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I told you,
I don't remember who Kyle is.
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Liar.
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Maybe if I had a drink.
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I'm a lot more lucid when I'm drunk.
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Sounds like a lovely idea.
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Is that a Balvenie? Thirty year?
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Don't! Oh, don't! Don't! Don't!
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No, please, don't do that!
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Tell me what you did to Kyle.
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Do you have any idea
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how many millions of brain cells
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I've destroyed since the '90s?
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I'm so sober right now,
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I can't even make anything up!
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Tell me the truth.
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I don't remember! I don't!
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I'm sorry, but I don't.
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You really don't remember?
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I swear.
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Please.
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Then I'm gonna have
to make you remember.
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Bring your chastity belt, Jerry,
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because I am going to fuck everybody
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who had anything to do
with this shit show of a deal,
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starting with you!
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Oh, I'm sorry, pussycat.
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Did I wake you?
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Mm.
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Ugh. My lunch has turned into
a teleconference with Dubai.
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Can I impose on you to do me a favor?
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Of course. What?
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Great. Um, can you pick
Julia up after school?
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- Julia?
- My kid.
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Oh. Did I not tell you about her?
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No.
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But that's cool.
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I didn't tell you about my kid either.
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Franny. She's four.
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Oh, God.
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They are so perfect
at that age, aren't they?
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Okay, so St. Judith Prep,
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2:30-ish.
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She has a class that she goes to after.
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She knows how to get you there.
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You don't think it'll be kind of weird,
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some strange woman showing up,
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saying, "Get in my car, little girl"?
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Uh, no. She's used to it by now.
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All right, platinum card
is on the dresser for a snack,
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but it has to be healthy.
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She is going to throw
one of her tantrums
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for something fried.
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She's a terror. Stay strong.
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Later, girlfriend.
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"Girlfriend"?
251
00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:36,438
Oh.
252
00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:39,191
No, I-I just meant, uh,
253
00:10:39,192 --> 00:10:41,777
friend that's a girl.
254
00:10:41,778 --> 00:10:42,861
Right?
255
00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:44,364
I like "girlfriend."
256
00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:46,590
Me too.
257
00:10:47,575 --> 00:10:48,827
Ooh!
258
00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:51,845
Bye.
259
00:10:57,335 --> 00:10:58,756
It's magnificent.
260
00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:02,298
It's just magnificent.
261
00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:05,092
V, do I gotta cover 'em up?
262
00:11:05,093 --> 00:11:07,845
Naked breasts don't exactly say
"quality health care."
263
00:11:07,846 --> 00:11:10,681
They do if we provide mammograms.
264
00:11:10,682 --> 00:11:11,765
Can we?
265
00:11:11,766 --> 00:11:13,559
No. Basic stuff only.
266
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,979
Superglue for small cuts
and minor gunshot wounds,
267
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,481
needle and thread
for bigger stab wounds,
268
00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:21,692
Popsicle sticks for sprained fingers,
269
00:11:21,693 --> 00:11:24,945
and Vicks VapoRub for everything else.
270
00:11:24,946 --> 00:11:26,531
Hey, did you spend the rest of that cash
271
00:11:26,532 --> 00:11:28,157
from those snail patch
hemorrhoid things?
272
00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:29,741
Got just enough money for a tank of gas,
273
00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:32,161
so we gotta make money if we
wanna sustain this operation.
274
00:11:32,162 --> 00:11:34,288
Aw, babe, we're gonna make a killing.
Are you kidding me?
275
00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:36,999
The uninsured South Side
needs medical care.
276
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,751
No more going to urgent care
and spending $150
277
00:11:39,752 --> 00:11:41,643
to pop in a dislocated finger.
278
00:11:41,644 --> 00:11:44,296
- Nurse V can do it for 20.
- I was never a nurse.
279
00:11:44,297 --> 00:11:46,550
You were a nurse's aide. Potato, potato.
280
00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:48,385
South Side needs medical care.
281
00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:49,928
We need cash to raise our girls.
282
00:11:49,929 --> 00:11:52,097
This is your best side-hustle idea ever.
283
00:11:52,098 --> 00:11:54,008
Well, get this thing painted
284
00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:56,274
while I go set up Hazel behind the bar.
285
00:11:57,782 --> 00:12:00,564
I'm gonna take a minute
just to say good-bye.
286
00:12:00,565 --> 00:12:01,665
All right?
287
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,321
Good-bye, Veronica's titties.
288
00:12:09,282 --> 00:12:11,325
Good-bye, Svetlana's titties.
289
00:12:26,674 --> 00:12:29,390
Throw a pussy punch like that,
and you don't deserve balls.
290
00:12:29,391 --> 00:12:32,473
Nobody fights fair
on the streets, people!
291
00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:34,033
Gallagher!
292
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,226
Am I being too hard on them, sir?
293
00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:38,852
No, on the contrary, son.
294
00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:41,108
90 percent of 'em have trust funds.
295
00:12:41,109 --> 00:12:44,054
You have carte blanche
to turn these girls into men.
296
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,735
Carte what, sir?
297
00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:48,362
Ride 'em hard. Put 'em down wet.
298
00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:49,587
Yes, sir.
299
00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:50,989
I'd like to take them out
in the community,
300
00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:52,115
do a few exercises,
301
00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,659
show 'em what the real world's like.
302
00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:54,785
Good idea.
303
00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:56,132
Bring 'em back at the end of the day.
304
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,051
- Give me a full report.
- Yes, sir.
305
00:12:58,706 --> 00:13:00,541
Aidan! You're up.
306
00:13:04,545 --> 00:13:06,004
Hey.
307
00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:07,105
Hey.
308
00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:11,385
So, uh...
309
00:13:11,386 --> 00:13:12,719
Byron, huh?
310
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,973
Pretty great, right?
311
00:13:13,974 --> 00:13:16,173
Little on the young side, but, uh,
312
00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:18,767
eager to please,
if you catch what I'm throwin'.
313
00:13:18,768 --> 00:13:20,894
Oh, yeah. No, I'm catchin'.
314
00:13:20,895 --> 00:13:22,813
Think he's rich too. Last name's Koch.
315
00:13:22,814 --> 00:13:24,815
Sounds kind of familiar.
316
00:13:24,816 --> 00:13:27,252
Anyway, he's, uh, getting a PhD thing.
317
00:13:27,253 --> 00:13:28,906
He wants to be
a professor of some language
318
00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:30,291
out of a place called Britain.
319
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:31,989
You mean English?
320
00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,794
Oh, yeah, probably. I don't know.
321
00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:35,492
He couldn't really talk
with my cock in his mouth.
322
00:13:35,493 --> 00:13:37,035
Okay.
323
00:13:37,036 --> 00:13:38,789
- About the other day...
- It's cool.
324
00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,956
No. It's not that I don't
wanna get married, Mickey.
325
00:13:40,957 --> 00:13:42,875
It's just, I-I wanna take a little time,
326
00:13:42,876 --> 00:13:44,711
make sure we're both ready, you know?
327
00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:46,578
You did us both a favor,
all right, 'cause...
328
00:13:47,518 --> 00:13:49,464
I'm in love with Byron.
329
00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:50,841
In love?
330
00:13:50,842 --> 00:13:52,059
Moving in with him.
331
00:13:52,884 --> 00:13:53,965
When?
332
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,429
What do you mean when? Now.
333
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,472
Thought you only knew
each other a couple days.
334
00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:59,599
Met last night, but...
335
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,810
when you know, you know.
336
00:14:01,811 --> 00:14:03,146
You know?
337
00:14:07,066 --> 00:14:10,695
What do you love most
in the entire world, Frank?
338
00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:14,767
My kids?
339
00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:18,091
Fuck am I saying? Um...
340
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:20,466
opioids.
341
00:14:23,027 --> 00:14:25,959
Detoxing is tough.
342
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,044
Isn't it?
343
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,297
Dangerous too.
344
00:14:30,298 --> 00:14:32,716
Kidney failure,
345
00:14:32,717 --> 00:14:34,117
heart attack,
346
00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:36,053
stroke.
347
00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:37,345
We're gonna play...
348
00:14:38,556 --> 00:14:40,807
...the carrot and stick game,
349
00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:42,642
see if we can't jog your memory.
350
00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:47,220
Carrot.
351
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:51,109
Do you have any idea
how you would know Kyle?
352
00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:55,322
We grew up together.
353
00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:57,616
- Stick.
- Jesus!
354
00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:58,910
Let's try this again.
355
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,641
Carrot.
356
00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:06,472
How... do you know Kyle?
357
00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:10,513
We robbed a gas station together.
358
00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:12,819
We exchanged hand jobs.
359
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:13,833
- I d...
- Stick!
360
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,051
No! Don't do...
361
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,887
We, um...
362
00:15:18,888 --> 00:15:21,014
we...
363
00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:22,474
- ...we...
- Stick.
364
00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:24,184
...w-we...
365
00:15:24,185 --> 00:15:25,466
College.
366
00:15:26,354 --> 00:15:27,896
We went to college together.
367
00:15:29,732 --> 00:15:31,399
See?
368
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,735
Isn't that easy?
369
00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:35,404
Carrot.
370
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,494
Ah, sweet Jesus. Thank you.
371
00:15:42,954 --> 00:15:44,054
Dig deep.
372
00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:48,876
Who was Kyle?
373
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,253
He was a football player.
374
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,712
More.
375
00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:56,174
He was, um...
376
00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,637
...a wide receiver.
377
00:16:00,508 --> 00:16:02,194
- Stick!
- No!
378
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,984
Fuck you.
379
00:16:13,985 --> 00:16:16,903
Fuck you, you shitty shit-fuck.
380
00:16:16,904 --> 00:16:18,072
What the fuck?
381
00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:21,644
- Hey, everything all right?
- No!
382
00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,077
No, I put my card in for a withdrawal,
383
00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:25,036
and this piece of shit
never spit out my cash.
384
00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:27,331
I'm just gonna
go talk to someone inside.
385
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,750
Spare some change?
386
00:16:30,751 --> 00:16:32,127
I ain't got nothing.
387
00:16:32,128 --> 00:16:34,004
Okay.
388
00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:55,901
Fuck you, Tami.
389
00:16:59,614 --> 00:17:00,864
Hey, miss? Miss!
390
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:03,533
Motherfuck... Give me that money back!
391
00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:05,619
Come on!
392
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,370
"Nurse V's Jiffy Care.
393
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:09,456
Sprains, cuts, burns,
394
00:17:09,457 --> 00:17:11,208
minor stab wounds.
395
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:13,752
Come one, come all. Twenty bucks.
396
00:17:13,753 --> 00:17:15,795
Mental cases and the"...
397
00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:16,796
"Litigious."
398
00:17:16,797 --> 00:17:19,299
..."litigious need not apply."
399
00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:23,136
Hi.
400
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:25,249
Got anything for my pink eye?
401
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,310
Sure do, ma'am. Come on around.
402
00:17:29,143 --> 00:17:30,310
I just turned my ankle.
403
00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:32,511
Well, hobble your ass over.
404
00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:34,767
We'll put it on ice
and wrap it up for you.
405
00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:37,067
I cut my finger!
It's almost to the bone.
406
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,611
Well, bring your cut self
down here, Mrs. Stapleton.
407
00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:41,446
We'll glue you right up.
408
00:17:43,699 --> 00:17:45,075
What seems to be the problem?
409
00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,952
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
410
00:17:55,711 --> 00:17:57,003
Oh, dear.
411
00:17:57,004 --> 00:18:00,048
Lies. Deep state lies.
412
00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:01,467
Liberal lies.
413
00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:07,889
Do you have a trigonometry calculator?
414
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:09,634
Yeah, in the drawer
415
00:18:09,635 --> 00:18:10,976
with the
First Folio of Shakespeare.
416
00:18:10,977 --> 00:18:14,020
Did you know that half of all
marriages end in divorce?
417
00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:16,022
Half. I mean, what the hell's
even the point?
418
00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:17,331
Tax breaks.
419
00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:19,192
Only helps if you pay taxes.
420
00:18:19,193 --> 00:18:20,645
Law enforcement!
421
00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:21,778
Hands where I can see them!
422
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:23,655
You two, upstairs. Check for perps.
423
00:18:23,656 --> 00:18:25,198
You four, kitchen and basement.
424
00:18:25,199 --> 00:18:26,992
Ma'am, I'ma need you on the floor now!
425
00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:28,868
Not a chance. I know my rights.
426
00:18:28,869 --> 00:18:30,662
We know our rights, don't we?
427
00:18:30,663 --> 00:18:31,788
We have a white male
428
00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:33,707
and a minority in the kitchen, sir.
429
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:35,180
I need you two on the ground now.
430
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,400
- No.
- Shut the fuck up.
431
00:18:36,401 --> 00:18:38,920
Dude, you're making me look
ad-bay in front of the cadets-cay.
432
00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:40,220
Oh, fuck.
433
00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:41,840
Basement's clear, sir.
434
00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:43,049
Upstairs is clear too.
435
00:18:44,343 --> 00:18:45,688
Aidan, pat her down.
436
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,554
Look, touch me, I will fuck you up.
437
00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:50,265
Aidan, step down.
Ma'am, where are you going?
438
00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,392
To cut hair, Carl.
439
00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:56,021
Mind if we use the RV
for official police business?
440
00:18:56,022 --> 00:18:58,717
You're not allowed within
20 feet of my underwear drawer.
441
00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:00,550
I just need a place
that's small and depressing,
442
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,076
somewhere that'll break a man's spirit.
443
00:19:02,077 --> 00:19:03,236
Sounds like your room.
444
00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:04,529
Cadets,
445
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,656
upstairs for official
interrogation training.
446
00:19:06,657 --> 00:19:08,575
- Nice dress.
- Thanks.
447
00:19:08,576 --> 00:19:09,909
Hey.
448
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,356
Hey.
449
00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:13,529
Did you guys know rich people
450
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:15,395
count the number of threads
in their sheets?
451
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:18,209
Fuck that. I can't even count
the number of stains in mine.
452
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:19,753
You sleep at that lady's place?
453
00:19:19,754 --> 00:19:22,547
Yup. She's got a Jacuzzi tub
in the master bedroom.
454
00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:24,259
Think I might be in love.
455
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,842
Whatever you do, don't marry her.
456
00:19:25,843 --> 00:19:28,351
Fifty percent of all marriages
end in divorce.
457
00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:29,564
Straight ones, anyway.
458
00:19:29,565 --> 00:19:30,991
No data on the gay ones,
459
00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:32,557
but gotta be in the ballpark.
460
00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:34,100
How come you're looking up
marriage stats?
461
00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:35,312
'Cause Mickey's a punk
462
00:19:35,313 --> 00:19:36,936
and he's decided he's gonna
fuck other people
463
00:19:36,937 --> 00:19:38,015
if I don't marry him.
464
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:39,439
A glittery twink named Byron.
465
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,143
But I mean, look at the stats.
466
00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:42,736
What's the point?
467
00:19:42,737 --> 00:19:43,943
Sounds like you're scared.
468
00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:45,035
Of what?
469
00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,363
You love him, right?
470
00:19:46,364 --> 00:19:47,977
- Yeah.
- Then marry him.
471
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,023
Make him happy.
472
00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:50,698
If you gotta get a divorce, do it.
473
00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:51,938
Then you'll move on.
474
00:19:51,939 --> 00:19:53,787
But at least you'll be happy
for a while.
475
00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:56,831
I gotta go get changed,
pick up my stepdaughter-to-be.
476
00:19:56,832 --> 00:19:58,908
Stepdaughter?
477
00:19:58,909 --> 00:20:00,168
I'm not scared.
478
00:20:00,169 --> 00:20:02,420
- Okay.
- I'm not.
479
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,547
Fuck it.
You wanna help me run an errand?
480
00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:06,319
Can we get a trig calculator?
481
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,426
- Sure, nerd.
- We're gonna need money.
482
00:20:24,652 --> 00:20:25,944
Let's ride.
483
00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,476
He was a running back.
484
00:20:30,477 --> 00:20:31,589
Stick!
485
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,222
Uh, I mean a lineman.
486
00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:34,452
Stick!
487
00:20:34,453 --> 00:20:35,871
Quarterback.
488
00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:37,748
He was a quarterback.
489
00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:43,754
Carrot.
490
00:20:48,509 --> 00:20:50,468
A black quarterback in the '90s.
491
00:20:50,469 --> 00:20:52,679
- Good for him.
- Continue.
492
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,044
Um...
493
00:20:54,765 --> 00:20:56,850
he was a-um, a sen...
494
00:20:56,851 --> 00:20:58,184
- Uh, fresh...
- Fresh...
495
00:20:58,185 --> 00:20:59,210
- Freshman.
- Yeah.
496
00:20:59,211 --> 00:21:01,187
Uh, it was '95.
497
00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:02,720
So I was a senior.
498
00:21:03,371 --> 00:21:04,790
A senior?
499
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:07,527
I figured you were a grad student,
500
00:21:07,528 --> 00:21:08,570
an old one.
501
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,613
No, no, I was a tenth-year senior.
502
00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:12,074
Continue.
503
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,213
Mm-mm!
504
00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:19,038
Stuff's gonna mess you up, man.
505
00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:20,665
Yeah, that's the point.
506
00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:21,817
We got high together.
507
00:21:21,818 --> 00:21:22,877
Stick.
508
00:21:22,878 --> 00:21:24,711
- I... me!
- Kyle never got high.
509
00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:26,045
I meant me.
510
00:21:26,046 --> 00:21:28,840
I got high, not Kyle.
511
00:21:28,841 --> 00:21:31,259
Drugs... bad. I was high on pot.
512
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,721
I mean crack.
513
00:21:33,722 --> 00:21:35,346
Aw, shit.
514
00:21:35,347 --> 00:21:36,514
The cops busted us...
515
00:21:36,515 --> 00:21:39,183
- Hands where I can see 'em.
- ...for, um...
516
00:21:39,184 --> 00:21:40,727
possession, and...
517
00:21:40,728 --> 00:21:41,853
- Stick!
- But wait.
518
00:21:41,854 --> 00:21:45,231
The-the-the, um... the...
the crack was mine.
519
00:21:45,232 --> 00:21:46,858
They busted
me for possession,
520
00:21:46,859 --> 00:21:50,934
which means they must've busted him...
521
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,363
for being black.
522
00:21:57,036 --> 00:21:58,204
Dealing.
523
00:21:59,204 --> 00:22:01,115
They thought he was my dealer.
524
00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:05,901
I knew it.
525
00:22:08,663 --> 00:22:11,237
I knew you couldn't have
forgotten him completely.
526
00:22:11,717 --> 00:22:13,093
You were right.
527
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,971
Can I have that Oxy now?
528
00:22:16,972 --> 00:22:18,599
- Please?
- Oh, honey.
529
00:22:19,497 --> 00:22:21,948
You have earned a lot more than one.
530
00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:28,733
What happened to you?
531
00:22:28,734 --> 00:22:31,176
Ah, some asshole stole this chick's cash
532
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:33,669
from an ATM machine,
and I chased him down.
533
00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:35,532
Look at you, superhero.
534
00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:36,783
How much did he take?
535
00:22:36,784 --> 00:22:38,117
Couple hundred.
536
00:22:38,118 --> 00:22:39,369
You give the money back?
537
00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:40,495
Hell no.
538
00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:42,163
Bought us some Devil Dawgs.
539
00:22:42,164 --> 00:22:43,204
Hey, all right.
540
00:22:43,205 --> 00:22:44,624
The rest of the money's going towards
541
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:46,459
Tami's medical bills.
542
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,213
Thirty-six hundred. 3,400 now.
543
00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:52,215
So you only need to steal $200...
544
00:22:52,216 --> 00:22:53,550
what, 17 more times?
545
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,718
Hey, you, uh...
546
00:22:58,764 --> 00:23:00,431
think I should've given the cash back?
547
00:23:00,432 --> 00:23:01,975
You know, to the ATM chick?
548
00:23:01,976 --> 00:23:03,143
What'd she look like?
549
00:23:03,978 --> 00:23:05,687
Uh, she had a yoga mat.
550
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:06,855
Fuck that.
551
00:23:06,856 --> 00:23:08,917
You should've stolen her purse too.
552
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:12,391
Uh, Tami's got me
questioning my morality.
553
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,873
You know, she says
I'm a-I'm a bad role model
554
00:23:14,874 --> 00:23:15,959
for the kid.
555
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,657
Role models and morals
556
00:23:17,658 --> 00:23:19,136
are for the comfortably middle-class.
557
00:23:19,137 --> 00:23:20,509
Rich people don't have 'em,
558
00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:22,036
and working guys like us
can't afford 'em.
559
00:23:22,037 --> 00:23:24,372
I got another one for you, Bradley.
560
00:23:24,373 --> 00:23:25,889
Like this asshole.
561
00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:27,293
Think he has morals?
562
00:23:28,669 --> 00:23:30,628
What have you done to that bike
this time, Tully?
563
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,885
You have to use these
every time, Solomon.
564
00:23:36,886 --> 00:23:38,852
And stick this snail patch down there.
565
00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:40,513
It burns the warts right off.
566
00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:43,391
Candace Madson, come on down.
567
00:23:43,392 --> 00:23:45,760
Should we order more
of those snail patch thingies?
568
00:23:45,761 --> 00:23:47,896
Hell no. We should
have the girls dig around
569
00:23:47,897 --> 00:23:49,814
in the backyard for snails
and make our own.
570
00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:51,455
Ms. Madson, how you doing?
571
00:23:51,456 --> 00:23:53,343
What kind of jiffy care can
Nurse V do for you today?
572
00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,570
It's actually not for me.
573
00:23:54,571 --> 00:23:55,612
It's for my daughter Jamie.
574
00:23:55,613 --> 00:23:58,197
We've tried a bunch
of other places in town...
575
00:23:58,198 --> 00:24:00,842
Clinics, hospitals, and such...
But they're all out of network,
576
00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:02,456
so insurance won't cover what she needs,
577
00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:04,311
and we can't afford
to pay out of pocket.
578
00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:05,750
Out of network? Where are you from?
579
00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:06,830
Missouri.
580
00:24:06,831 --> 00:24:08,293
You can't get what you need in Missouri?
581
00:24:08,294 --> 00:24:09,312
Not anymore.
582
00:24:09,313 --> 00:24:11,295
That's terrible. What is it, honey?
583
00:24:12,129 --> 00:24:13,379
It's okay.
584
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,798
An abortion.
585
00:24:31,523 --> 00:24:33,775
Debbie?
586
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:35,276
I'm Julia.
587
00:24:35,277 --> 00:24:37,680
I dig your car.
588
00:24:37,681 --> 00:24:40,239
- You're Julia?
- You sound surprised.
589
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,513
I just-I thought you'd be, uh...
590
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:43,534
Uh, prettier?
591
00:24:43,535 --> 00:24:45,457
No.
592
00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:47,265
- Uh, younger.
- Oh, yeah.
593
00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:48,748
Well, I thought you would be older.
594
00:24:48,749 --> 00:24:50,959
Most of my mom's hookers are.
595
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,753
I'm not a hooker.
Your mom and I are dating.
596
00:24:53,754 --> 00:24:54,754
That's cool.
597
00:24:54,755 --> 00:24:56,059
I'm dating your mom too.
598
00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:57,813
My mom's dead.
599
00:24:58,759 --> 00:24:59,869
Wow.
600
00:24:59,870 --> 00:25:03,681
Uh, this is gonna be a fun afternoon.
601
00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,090
I'm sorry.
602
00:25:06,091 --> 00:25:08,309
Does underage underwear
make you uncomfortable?
603
00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:09,558
No.
604
00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:10,598
Good.
605
00:25:10,599 --> 00:25:14,774
Just, Catholic school uniforms.
Am I right?
606
00:25:14,775 --> 00:25:17,110
Okay, so your mom said
I'm supposed to take you
607
00:25:17,111 --> 00:25:18,444
to some class?
608
00:25:18,445 --> 00:25:19,946
She didn't tell you where?
609
00:25:19,947 --> 00:25:21,645
She said you knew where it was.
610
00:25:22,574 --> 00:25:25,660
Awesome. Uh, just head towards Fulton.
611
00:25:25,661 --> 00:25:26,953
I'll get us there.
612
00:25:26,954 --> 00:25:28,789
Okay.
613
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,198
You know you're supposed
to stop at stop signs, right?
614
00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:36,798
The Prius came out of nowhere, man.
615
00:25:38,007 --> 00:25:39,465
Sorry. Gotta take this.
616
00:25:39,466 --> 00:25:41,073
Dr. Peterson. Talk to me.
617
00:25:42,011 --> 00:25:43,511
He's a chiropractor.
618
00:25:43,512 --> 00:25:45,139
That's, like, a fake doctor.
619
00:25:46,056 --> 00:25:47,640
What do you think?
620
00:25:47,641 --> 00:25:49,100
- The thing's fucked.
- Yeah.
621
00:25:49,101 --> 00:25:50,518
Cost me five grand just in parts,
622
00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:52,854
then two guys, two weeks to do it.
623
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,981
We're looking at more than nine grand.
624
00:25:54,982 --> 00:25:56,625
We could turn over three bikes
625
00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:58,177
at four grand each in that time.
626
00:25:58,178 --> 00:25:59,690
Gotta quote him at least that.
627
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,237
This bike even worth 12 grand?
628
00:26:01,238 --> 00:26:02,795
- No.
- No.
629
00:26:03,657 --> 00:26:06,080
- So what do you think, Bradley?
- Start at 11, settle for ten.
630
00:26:06,081 --> 00:26:08,494
- Huh?
- Well, Tully...
631
00:26:08,495 --> 00:26:10,204
can't do it for less than 12.
632
00:26:10,205 --> 00:26:11,414
Jeez, man.
633
00:26:11,415 --> 00:26:13,499
I can get a new Harley
for a couple grand more.
634
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,710
With parts and labor,
I can't go lower than that.
635
00:26:15,711 --> 00:26:17,211
But I was telling Lip,
636
00:26:17,212 --> 00:26:19,122
he needs practice,
or I may have to can him
637
00:26:19,123 --> 00:26:20,548
for a more experienced guy.
638
00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:21,549
What?
639
00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:22,759
Maybe he could take it on.
640
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,136
You know, learning project or whatever.
641
00:26:25,137 --> 00:26:26,679
What do you think, Lip?
642
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,723
Oh, yeah. I mean...
643
00:26:28,724 --> 00:26:30,627
I don't know, man.
It's a big job, you know.
644
00:26:30,628 --> 00:26:32,727
Mm. Probably bigger than you can handle.
645
00:26:32,728 --> 00:26:34,347
- Eh.
- Never mind.
646
00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:35,688
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
647
00:26:35,689 --> 00:26:37,189
How much would you need, Lip?
648
00:26:38,095 --> 00:26:39,308
Eleven grand?
649
00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:41,611
Still sounds high, man.
650
00:26:41,612 --> 00:26:43,029
Mm. I agree.
651
00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:44,853
If he had said ten...
652
00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:49,243
Would you do it for ten?
653
00:26:49,244 --> 00:26:51,079
Mm...
654
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,747
I don't know.
655
00:26:52,748 --> 00:26:54,791
Why not?
656
00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,396
- All right.
- All right.
657
00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:58,377
Great. Uh, wheel it over to the corner.
658
00:26:58,378 --> 00:26:59,880
Lip'll take it from there.
659
00:27:03,217 --> 00:27:05,511
Looks like you won't have
to steal anything for a while.
660
00:27:07,221 --> 00:27:09,639
Where were you when our
greatest president was shot?
661
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,097
Obama was shot?
662
00:27:11,098 --> 00:27:12,391
No. Reagan.
663
00:27:12,392 --> 00:27:14,126
- I wasn't born yet.
- I don't believe you.
664
00:27:14,127 --> 00:27:15,761
Francesca, hit him.
665
00:27:16,522 --> 00:27:18,523
No, no, no! Never the face.
666
00:27:18,524 --> 00:27:19,899
Torso only.
667
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,692
And use this.
668
00:27:21,693 --> 00:27:23,070
Won't leave marks.
669
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:26,172
Standard interrogation
techniques, people.
670
00:27:26,173 --> 00:27:27,824
You'll need them. So learn them well.
671
00:27:27,825 --> 00:27:29,033
Ready, Ravi?
672
00:27:29,034 --> 00:27:30,159
Hit me.
673
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,578
You heard the man.
674
00:27:40,087 --> 00:27:42,171
Jesus fuck. Why is it so clean in here?
675
00:27:42,172 --> 00:27:44,090
The maid comes twice a week.
676
00:27:44,091 --> 00:27:45,967
Wow.
677
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,719
Nice bed. Where are you gonna sleep?
678
00:27:48,929 --> 00:27:52,296
I... figured we'd share it?
679
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,016
Ah, no, that ain't gonna work.
680
00:27:54,017 --> 00:27:55,893
You can sleep on the floor.
681
00:27:55,894 --> 00:27:57,395
Look, this is how this is gonna work.
682
00:27:57,396 --> 00:27:59,169
I like to eat around seven every night.
683
00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:01,079
Any later than that,
I get the GERD something nasty.
684
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,856
So if you could, uh, get your maid lady
685
00:28:02,857 --> 00:28:05,153
to cook us up something for
around then, that'd be swell.
686
00:28:05,154 --> 00:28:06,413
We have sex whenever I feel like it.
687
00:28:06,414 --> 00:28:07,426
Obviously, I'll be the top,
688
00:28:07,427 --> 00:28:08,933
since you're... pretty much a chick.
689
00:28:08,934 --> 00:28:10,626
But you are gonna have
to stick something up my ass
690
00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:12,671
every once in a while,
or I'm gonna get real bitchy.
691
00:28:15,289 --> 00:28:18,089
This does not fall under the
scope of Nurse V's Jiffy Care.
692
00:28:18,090 --> 00:28:19,625
She's a 15-year-old Missouri girl
693
00:28:19,626 --> 00:28:21,043
who's ten weeks pregnant,
694
00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:23,713
and some old white assholes
decided she can't terminate
695
00:28:23,714 --> 00:28:25,715
her pregnancy in her state
after eight weeks.
696
00:28:25,716 --> 00:28:27,008
What's she supposed to do,
697
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,802
risk her life in some
back-alley abortion?
698
00:28:29,803 --> 00:28:31,237
We'll take her to the clinic.
699
00:28:31,238 --> 00:28:33,180
How much are one of those, Dr. Brenda?
700
00:28:33,181 --> 00:28:36,389
Without insurance,
it'll run at least $400.
701
00:28:36,390 --> 00:28:38,519
That's not that much.
702
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,022
They're on the SNAP program.
They can barely afford to eat.
703
00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,565
What about one of those free clinics?
704
00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:44,872
Clinics won't touch
an out-of-state patient,
705
00:28:44,873 --> 00:28:45,959
free or not.
706
00:28:46,904 --> 00:28:49,530
There's always a medical abortion.
707
00:28:49,531 --> 00:28:50,823
Mifepristone.
708
00:28:50,824 --> 00:28:52,700
Two pills taken over a couple of days.
709
00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,118
Great, let's point 'em to Rite Aid
710
00:28:54,119 --> 00:28:55,161
and send them on their way.
711
00:28:55,162 --> 00:28:56,370
Uh, how much does that cost?
712
00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:57,496
About the same.
713
00:28:57,497 --> 00:29:00,360
But I could always write
the prescription
714
00:29:00,361 --> 00:29:01,660
in Veronica's name.
715
00:29:01,661 --> 00:29:04,570
I mean, with insurance,
it's only a $20 copay.
716
00:29:04,571 --> 00:29:06,416
- You have insurance?
- Obamacare.
717
00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:07,749
So great, on top of all this,
718
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,201
we're running an insurance scam now?
719
00:29:09,202 --> 00:29:10,259
She's 15.
720
00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:12,386
Having a baby this young
could ruin her life.
721
00:29:12,387 --> 00:29:14,639
We started V's Jiffy Care
to do some good.
722
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,786
At least it's the lesser of two evils.
723
00:29:16,787 --> 00:29:19,018
We both have to agree
if we're gonna do this.
724
00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:21,479
But remember before you answer,
if you say no,
725
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,555
you're just another man
standing in the way
726
00:29:23,556 --> 00:29:24,790
of a woman's future.
727
00:29:27,486 --> 00:29:29,403
All right, Jamie,
I think we found a solution.
728
00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:31,990
I hope you don't mind.
We told a few friends.
729
00:29:35,243 --> 00:29:37,662
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
730
00:29:37,663 --> 00:29:39,580
- Hi.
- Hello.
731
00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:42,625
Open up.
732
00:29:44,878 --> 00:29:46,213
Mm-hmm!
733
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:53,803
Am I to blame?
734
00:29:53,804 --> 00:29:57,377
Probably not, but for
the purposes of discussion,
735
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:58,891
we'll say yes.
736
00:29:58,892 --> 00:30:01,394
But I was a dumb kid then.
737
00:30:01,395 --> 00:30:04,188
If we're to be punished
for the things we did as kids,
738
00:30:04,189 --> 00:30:07,358
how is anyone ever gonna
become president
739
00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:09,732
or Supreme Court justice?
740
00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:11,587
- Another one?
- Yes, please.
741
00:30:13,824 --> 00:30:16,659
And, uh...
742
00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:19,120
Can I...
743
00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:22,245
...really be held responsible
for the racism
744
00:30:22,246 --> 00:30:24,709
inherent in the criminal justice system?
745
00:30:24,710 --> 00:30:29,075
I mean, I didn't tell them
he was my dealer.
746
00:30:29,076 --> 00:30:31,007
They assumed it.
747
00:30:31,008 --> 00:30:33,801
- Another one?
- Mm!
748
00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:40,891
And really,
749
00:30:40,892 --> 00:30:44,854
the cops can be forgiven
for their mistake.
750
00:30:44,855 --> 00:30:46,397
It was the '90s.
751
00:30:46,398 --> 00:30:48,713
Black people really were
drug dealers then.
752
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:50,192
Mm.
753
00:30:50,193 --> 00:30:51,569
One more?
754
00:30:51,570 --> 00:30:53,112
How many is this?
755
00:30:53,113 --> 00:30:54,572
Five.
756
00:30:58,577 --> 00:31:00,203
There you go.
757
00:31:02,122 --> 00:31:04,623
Why are you suddenly being nice to me?
758
00:31:04,624 --> 00:31:07,293
Who said anything about being nice?
759
00:31:07,294 --> 00:31:10,588
Now that you remember exactly
how you destroyed Kyle's life,
760
00:31:10,589 --> 00:31:13,049
I can get on with making you pay for it.
761
00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:15,301
Filling me full of Oxy?
762
00:31:15,302 --> 00:31:18,304
Mm. I need you in an opioid coma
763
00:31:18,305 --> 00:31:20,973
but not, you know, dead.
764
00:31:22,642 --> 00:31:25,102
Want a sip? It's, uh, root beer.
765
00:31:25,103 --> 00:31:27,313
Out of a straw? No, thanks.
766
00:31:27,314 --> 00:31:28,814
What's wrong with a straw?
767
00:31:28,815 --> 00:31:31,358
Nothing, if you don't like
the environment,
768
00:31:31,359 --> 00:31:33,611
which clearly you don't,
with your plastic straws
769
00:31:33,612 --> 00:31:35,975
and your pre-emission standards Subaru.
770
00:31:35,976 --> 00:31:37,386
You said you liked my car.
771
00:31:37,387 --> 00:31:39,325
Yeah. It's called sarcasm.
772
00:31:39,326 --> 00:31:41,202
You know 90 percent of turtles
will be born
773
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:43,913
with plastic straws in their
bodies in the next ten years
774
00:31:43,914 --> 00:31:45,539
due largely to you and the...
775
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:46,624
- Me?
- ...billions of straws
776
00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,750
Chicagoans discard carelessly...
777
00:31:47,751 --> 00:31:49,585
- Billions?
- ...into Lake Michigan
778
00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:51,170
which inevitably churn their way
779
00:31:51,171 --> 00:31:52,588
through the Great Lakes system
780
00:31:52,589 --> 00:31:54,465
and then down the Saint Lawrence Seaway
781
00:31:54,466 --> 00:31:55,701
- and out...
- Saint Lawrence Seaway?
782
00:31:55,702 --> 00:31:56,842
...into the Atlantic Ocean,
783
00:31:56,843 --> 00:31:58,803
where global water currents
evenly distribute them
784
00:31:58,804 --> 00:32:00,513
throughout the world.
785
00:32:00,514 --> 00:32:02,014
My anti-straw Facebook group
786
00:32:02,015 --> 00:32:03,697
is staging a massive protest this week.
787
00:32:04,330 --> 00:32:06,352
Your anti-straw Facebook group?
788
00:32:06,353 --> 00:32:08,229
Yuk it up, Big Gulp.
789
00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:10,898
It's my generation that's gonna
have to save the world
790
00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:12,566
that your generation shit all over.
791
00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,610
Okay, I'm, like,
three years older than you.
792
00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:17,221
So my generation is your generation.
793
00:32:17,222 --> 00:32:19,281
And you don't have a corner
on saving the world.
794
00:32:19,282 --> 00:32:21,749
Up until a week ago, I was on strike.
795
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:25,352
So I'm basically the definition
of pro-labor feminism.
796
00:32:25,353 --> 00:32:26,914
Thanks, Norma Rae.
797
00:32:26,915 --> 00:32:29,153
A lot of good pro-labor
feminism is gonna do us
798
00:32:29,154 --> 00:32:31,615
after sea levels rise 40 feet.
799
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,295
Well, you know whose fault
that's gonna be?
800
00:32:33,296 --> 00:32:34,713
Rich people.
801
00:32:34,714 --> 00:32:36,499
Flying all around the world
in your private jets...
802
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,017
Okay, that's not ours.
It's the company's.
803
00:32:38,018 --> 00:32:39,424
...living in your
air-conditioned mansions,
804
00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:40,928
blaming poor people and our straws
805
00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:42,138
for destroying the planet.
806
00:32:42,139 --> 00:32:44,557
Not everyone can be born
sucking organic kombucha
807
00:32:44,558 --> 00:32:46,308
out of a potato-starch bottle.
808
00:32:46,309 --> 00:32:47,476
- Okay, turn here.
- Huh?
809
00:32:47,477 --> 00:32:48,677
We're here. Just turn here.
810
00:32:48,678 --> 00:32:50,229
Your class is at Georgee's Pizza?
811
00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:52,231
No. I'm just hungry.
812
00:32:52,232 --> 00:32:53,974
Your mom said no unhealthy food.
813
00:32:53,975 --> 00:32:55,727
Yeah, and my mom also said
you're not a hooker.
814
00:32:55,728 --> 00:32:57,486
- So...
- Fuck you, Riverdale.
815
00:32:57,487 --> 00:32:58,821
Tell me where your class is.
816
00:32:58,822 --> 00:32:59,976
- No.
- Tell me.
817
00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:01,115
No!
818
00:33:01,116 --> 00:33:02,216
Fine.
819
00:33:03,243 --> 00:33:05,246
Hey. What are you doing?
820
00:33:05,247 --> 00:33:06,579
Calling your mom.
821
00:33:06,580 --> 00:33:08,312
Jesus. Fine.
822
00:33:08,313 --> 00:33:10,916
Okay, I-I'll tell you.
823
00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,591
On one condition.
824
00:33:12,592 --> 00:33:14,086
What?
825
00:33:14,087 --> 00:33:16,255
You want me to do this class so bad,
826
00:33:16,256 --> 00:33:17,997
you have to do it with me.
827
00:33:22,123 --> 00:33:23,499
Okay, let me see that one.
828
00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:26,182
Why am I here again?
829
00:33:26,183 --> 00:33:27,327
To try these on.
830
00:33:27,328 --> 00:33:29,269
Mickey has freakishly small hands.
831
00:33:30,604 --> 00:33:31,937
What do you think?
832
00:33:31,938 --> 00:33:34,690
Slip it on my finger.
I need the full effect.
833
00:33:34,691 --> 00:33:35,791
Here you go.
834
00:33:39,112 --> 00:33:40,654
Brushed white gold,
835
00:33:40,655 --> 00:33:43,449
matte finish, round edges.
836
00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:45,911
Tastefully simple. I approve.
837
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,120
How much for two of 'em?
838
00:33:48,121 --> 00:33:49,622
- Four hundred each.
- Nope.
839
00:33:49,623 --> 00:33:52,041
Uh, 400 for the pair.
840
00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:53,710
Final offer.
841
00:33:55,212 --> 00:33:56,546
It's on Aunt Oopie.
842
00:33:58,882 --> 00:34:00,216
Do you take cards?
843
00:34:00,217 --> 00:34:02,468
Twenty-first century, kid.
844
00:34:02,469 --> 00:34:04,304
Everybody takes cards.
845
00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:10,601
The hell is a spin class?
846
00:34:10,602 --> 00:34:12,519
It's a sweaty, anorexic Nazi
847
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,772
screaming motivational shit at you
848
00:34:14,773 --> 00:34:17,193
while you ride a bike
that goes literally nowhere.
849
00:34:17,194 --> 00:34:18,943
Why would anyone wanna do that?
850
00:34:18,944 --> 00:34:21,782
My mom makes me. She thinks I'm fat.
851
00:34:21,783 --> 00:34:24,075
You're just a puppet
in her body-shaming shit show.
852
00:34:24,076 --> 00:34:27,229
Hi, I'm Julia.
I'm checking in for class.
853
00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:29,438
And can I buy a class
for my mom's hooker, Debbie?
854
00:34:29,439 --> 00:34:30,941
- Not a hooker.
- And we're gonna need
855
00:34:30,942 --> 00:34:32,170
to buy her shorts and a T-shirt.
856
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,784
But you can just put it
on my mom's account.
857
00:34:33,785 --> 00:34:34,857
Claudia Nicolo.
858
00:34:34,858 --> 00:34:36,585
Uh, no, thank you.
I'm actually all good.
859
00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:38,837
You think my mom does this
because she loves me?
860
00:34:38,838 --> 00:34:40,172
Time to see
861
00:34:40,173 --> 00:34:42,383
what being loved by my mom
really feels like.
862
00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:46,470
What kind of person
do you wanna be today?
863
00:34:46,471 --> 00:34:48,132
Up, up, up, up, up!
864
00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:49,390
You coming?
865
00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:51,546
Let's see that tattoo. Let's go!
866
00:34:52,352 --> 00:34:54,270
We're gonna need more prescriptions.
867
00:34:54,271 --> 00:34:55,948
Well, how many more?
868
00:34:55,949 --> 00:34:57,606
Seven.
869
00:34:57,607 --> 00:34:59,867
I can't write more than one prescription
870
00:34:59,868 --> 00:35:01,902
for the abortion pill
in Veronica's name.
871
00:35:01,903 --> 00:35:03,946
We-I'd lose my license.
872
00:35:03,947 --> 00:35:05,406
What if you didn't write it?
873
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,533
What if you were to, say,
874
00:35:07,534 --> 00:35:09,871
misplace your scrip pad
875
00:35:09,872 --> 00:35:12,705
and whoever found it were to anonymously
876
00:35:12,706 --> 00:35:14,447
write a whole bunch of prescriptions
877
00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:15,847
before you even realized it was gone?
878
00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:16,875
Mm.
879
00:35:16,876 --> 00:35:19,570
Well, even if I were
to misplace my scrip pad,
880
00:35:19,571 --> 00:35:21,945
whoever found it would have
to write prescriptions
881
00:35:21,946 --> 00:35:23,716
in other people's names.
882
00:35:23,717 --> 00:35:26,144
They're not gonna give more
than one set of pills
883
00:35:26,145 --> 00:35:27,219
to the same person.
884
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:29,544
I'm sure whoever found it
would figure something out.
885
00:35:30,655 --> 00:35:32,239
Are we still talking about us?
886
00:35:33,184 --> 00:35:34,893
They're scared little girls, Bren.
887
00:35:34,894 --> 00:35:37,355
Ten years ago,
that could've been you and me.
888
00:35:41,359 --> 00:35:42,532
I can't, V.
889
00:35:43,312 --> 00:35:44,412
I'm sorry.
890
00:35:50,952 --> 00:35:52,078
Ugh.
891
00:35:57,834 --> 00:35:59,335
See you.
892
00:35:59,336 --> 00:36:00,503
See you.
893
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,634
Don't be a hero!
894
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:12,179
I swear I'll bury a bullet in his head.
895
00:36:13,944 --> 00:36:15,529
Can someone be a hero, please?
896
00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:17,144
The Sox game's about to start.
897
00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,087
Nine times out of ten,
898
00:36:24,088 --> 00:36:26,658
a guy holding a gun
to another guy's head
899
00:36:26,659 --> 00:36:28,697
does not have the intention
of pulling the trigger.
900
00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:30,949
If you have a clean shot, take it.
901
00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:32,576
That's terrible advice.
902
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:34,953
Let's reset.
903
00:36:34,954 --> 00:36:36,121
Ah, the first inning's started.
904
00:36:36,122 --> 00:36:38,957
- I'm out.
- Ooh. I'll do it.
905
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:41,126
L-looks fun.
906
00:36:41,127 --> 00:36:43,254
Cool. Francesca, you're up.
907
00:36:47,425 --> 00:36:48,930
And go.
908
00:36:48,931 --> 00:36:51,053
Don't be a hero. I swear I'll...
909
00:36:52,138 --> 00:36:54,072
Oh.
910
00:36:54,073 --> 00:36:55,459
Shoot the hostage.
911
00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:57,017
I like your style.
912
00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:01,480
I don't think this is gonna work.
913
00:37:01,481 --> 00:37:02,981
Well, we're giving it a try,
914
00:37:02,982 --> 00:37:05,275
'cause six pregnant teenagers
don't wanna be raising babies
915
00:37:05,276 --> 00:37:06,819
instead of graduating high school.
916
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,654
Hey, Gracie. They in there?
917
00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:10,322
They are. Got 'em all fired up for you.
918
00:37:10,323 --> 00:37:11,700
Ah, thanks, baby.
919
00:37:14,494 --> 00:37:16,620
- Hi, Veronica.
- Hey, girl.
920
00:37:16,621 --> 00:37:18,497
Hi, ladies.
921
00:37:18,498 --> 00:37:19,790
Remember Kevin?
922
00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:22,501
Uh-huh. Sure do.
923
00:37:23,628 --> 00:37:25,170
Gracie explained to y'all
what's going on?
924
00:37:25,171 --> 00:37:26,714
Let's do this.
925
00:37:26,715 --> 00:37:28,632
All right, ladies. Saddle up.
926
00:37:28,633 --> 00:37:30,592
We're going on a field trip.
927
00:37:34,347 --> 00:37:37,349
Mifepristone. You need an abortion?
928
00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:39,560
I told Murray the pullout method
929
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:41,520
was an ineffective form
of birth control,
930
00:37:41,521 --> 00:37:45,023
but he's a little
hard of hearing nowadays.
931
00:37:45,024 --> 00:37:46,358
Here's my co-pay.
932
00:37:46,359 --> 00:37:49,062
I'm afraid you're gonna have
to pay full price.
933
00:37:49,063 --> 00:37:51,613
Medicare only covers abortion
in cases of rape, incest,
934
00:37:51,614 --> 00:37:52,948
or when the mother's life is in danger.
935
00:37:52,949 --> 00:37:54,396
I'm 80 years old.
936
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,368
Having a baby'll probably kill me.
937
00:37:56,369 --> 00:37:58,036
Might as well grab some for me
938
00:37:58,037 --> 00:37:59,872
while you're back there, young man.
939
00:37:59,873 --> 00:38:01,707
I was raped.
940
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,208
Incest for me.
941
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:04,626
Me too!
942
00:38:04,627 --> 00:38:06,626
- Rape again.
- I was raped too.
943
00:38:06,627 --> 00:38:09,506
- Incest.
- #MeToo.
944
00:38:11,718 --> 00:38:13,249
Hey.
945
00:38:14,053 --> 00:38:15,846
What are you doing home so early?
946
00:38:15,847 --> 00:38:20,058
Ugh. Uh, my nana's gone missing again.
947
00:38:20,059 --> 00:38:22,352
So my dad and Aunt Oopie are
on their way up to Milwaukee
948
00:38:22,353 --> 00:38:24,031
to look for her.
949
00:38:24,032 --> 00:38:25,731
Oh, your grandma, huh?
How long she been gone?
950
00:38:25,732 --> 00:38:27,731
Uh, I'm not sure.
951
00:38:27,732 --> 00:38:29,526
But they'll find her
wandering around in town
952
00:38:29,527 --> 00:38:31,677
looking for her cat, I'm sure.
953
00:38:31,678 --> 00:38:32,780
- Hi.
- Hi.
954
00:38:32,781 --> 00:38:34,616
- She's got a cat?
- Uh, no.
955
00:38:34,617 --> 00:38:36,617
No cat, just Alzheimer's.
956
00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:38,243
So no free childcare.
957
00:38:38,244 --> 00:38:40,037
I know. We're almost done.
958
00:38:40,038 --> 00:38:43,804
Well, uh, maybe we can boot Oopie
959
00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:46,001
and pay for it
960
00:38:46,002 --> 00:38:48,379
and pay off all your medical bills.
961
00:38:54,886 --> 00:38:56,261
What's this?
962
00:38:56,262 --> 00:38:57,639
That's five grand.
963
00:38:58,765 --> 00:39:00,599
I'm fixing a bike on the side,
964
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,768
and most of that
is gonna go towards parts,
965
00:39:02,769 --> 00:39:05,437
but I get another five
when it's finished.
966
00:39:05,438 --> 00:39:07,189
So ten grand?
967
00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:10,777
Well, we'll clear about four
when it's all said and done.
968
00:39:10,778 --> 00:39:12,569
But yeah.
969
00:39:12,570 --> 00:39:13,987
Four grand
970
00:39:13,988 --> 00:39:16,114
born of monkey grease and man sweat.
971
00:39:22,306 --> 00:39:24,016
As opposed to what?
972
00:39:25,186 --> 00:39:26,928
As opposed to...
973
00:39:27,795 --> 00:39:30,255
uh... theft.
974
00:39:31,798 --> 00:39:34,373
- Oh, come on. Hey.
- No.
975
00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:35,692
- I was joking.
- I know.
976
00:39:40,306 --> 00:39:41,640
All right, okay,
977
00:39:41,641 --> 00:39:44,810
but seriously, y-you've
never stolen anything before?
978
00:39:44,811 --> 00:39:45,911
Uh...
979
00:39:48,147 --> 00:39:51,316
...three-dollar earrings on a dare
980
00:39:51,317 --> 00:39:52,932
when I was ten.
981
00:39:53,971 --> 00:39:56,477
Yeah, you see, that's worse
than anything I've ever stolen.
982
00:39:57,903 --> 00:40:01,535
You've stolen food and money.
983
00:40:01,536 --> 00:40:03,262
How is that worse?
984
00:40:03,263 --> 00:40:05,163
'Cause you stole for fun.
985
00:40:05,164 --> 00:40:08,041
You know, I stole so that Fiona
didn't have to work a third job
986
00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:10,252
so she could cover our electric bill.
987
00:40:10,253 --> 00:40:12,454
I mean, you want me to be
ashamed of the way I grew up?
988
00:40:12,455 --> 00:40:13,464
No.
989
00:40:13,465 --> 00:40:14,675
I...
990
00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:17,969
It would just be nice
991
00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:19,928
if you knew that that wasn't normal.
992
00:40:19,929 --> 00:40:22,623
Well, it might not be Tamietti normal,
993
00:40:23,303 --> 00:40:25,381
but it's definitely Gallagher normal.
994
00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:29,813
Look, I'm fine living in an RV,
995
00:40:29,814 --> 00:40:32,747
scraping by, doing whatever
we have to to survive.
996
00:40:33,234 --> 00:40:34,443
Yeah.
997
00:40:34,444 --> 00:40:37,279
As long as we're aiming
for something a little higher.
998
00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:41,867
Why is he crying?
999
00:40:41,868 --> 00:40:42,935
Hey.
1000
00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:50,417
To skipping spin class.
1001
00:40:50,418 --> 00:40:52,837
To skipping spin class.
1002
00:40:56,341 --> 00:40:58,092
Fine. Jesus.
1003
00:40:59,677 --> 00:41:01,929
Should we pick up burgers for dinner?
1004
00:41:01,930 --> 00:41:03,764
Doesn't a burger require, like,
1005
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:05,728
a thousand gallons of water to produce?
1006
00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:08,894
Six hundred sixty.
But we all have our vices.
1007
00:41:08,895 --> 00:41:11,104
What are yours?
1008
00:41:11,105 --> 00:41:13,141
Other than, you know,
straws and hooking.
1009
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,735
Not a hooker.
Your mom and I like each other.
1010
00:41:16,736 --> 00:41:19,279
Okay. Your funeral.
1011
00:41:20,907 --> 00:41:22,491
She loves you, you know.
1012
00:41:22,492 --> 00:41:24,826
She calls me fat. To my face.
1013
00:41:24,827 --> 00:41:27,955
Hmm. Mine used to make me
boil her old needles.
1014
00:41:27,956 --> 00:41:31,249
My mom made me get a Brazilian
before fifth-grade swim camp.
1015
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:34,002
Mine would use my
Easy-Bake Oven to cook crack.
1016
00:41:34,003 --> 00:41:36,838
Mine got me a nose job when I was 13.
1017
00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:37,965
Mine made me test her coke
1018
00:41:37,966 --> 00:41:39,758
to make sure there weren't
laxatives in it.
1019
00:41:39,759 --> 00:41:41,468
There were.
1020
00:41:41,469 --> 00:41:43,637
Moms do shitty stuff sometimes.
1021
00:41:43,638 --> 00:41:46,014
It doesn't mean they don't love us.
1022
00:41:46,015 --> 00:41:48,725
You've really drunk my mom's
Kool-Aid, haven't you?
1023
00:41:48,726 --> 00:41:49,935
Is that a sex thing?
1024
00:41:49,936 --> 00:41:51,704
'Cause probably.
1025
00:41:51,705 --> 00:41:53,188
Huh.
1026
00:41:53,189 --> 00:41:54,481
"Huh" what?
1027
00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:55,577
Nothing.
1028
00:41:56,987 --> 00:42:00,779
I decided you might just
be interesting after all.
1029
00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:02,437
Wow. Really?
1030
00:42:09,789 --> 00:42:12,166
Sorry. I...
1031
00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:36,453
Tami told me you'd be out here.
1032
00:42:37,328 --> 00:42:40,558
She also tell you
I'm a thief and a degenerate?
1033
00:42:41,376 --> 00:42:43,378
Didn't need to. Already knew that.
1034
00:42:44,032 --> 00:42:45,254
Where you headed?
1035
00:42:46,159 --> 00:42:47,452
To see Mickey.
1036
00:42:50,289 --> 00:42:51,832
Gonna propose.
1037
00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:56,586
Cool.
1038
00:43:00,864 --> 00:43:02,241
Hey, uh, why, again?
1039
00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:06,484
Huh?
1040
00:43:06,485 --> 00:43:08,236
Why are you gonna propose to Mickey?
1041
00:43:09,348 --> 00:43:11,017
Because I love him.
1042
00:43:12,643 --> 00:43:14,352
And Debbie told me to.
1043
00:43:16,856 --> 00:43:19,091
I thought you were all for
us getting married.
1044
00:43:19,092 --> 00:43:21,610
Hey, I'm all for anyone getting
married if they want to,
1045
00:43:21,611 --> 00:43:22,778
but...
1046
00:43:22,779 --> 00:43:24,363
I don't think you want to.
1047
00:43:25,990 --> 00:43:28,575
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
backed out the first time.
1048
00:43:28,576 --> 00:43:29,868
Aw, fuck, Lip.
1049
00:43:29,869 --> 00:43:31,536
You can't just throw this on me now.
1050
00:43:31,537 --> 00:43:33,455
I've already spent all day
convincing myself to do this.
1051
00:43:33,456 --> 00:43:34,956
No, no. Nah.
1052
00:43:34,957 --> 00:43:37,042
I've decided. I'm gonna go do it.
1053
00:43:37,043 --> 00:43:38,293
Great. Do it.
1054
00:43:38,294 --> 00:43:39,711
Great. I'm going.
1055
00:43:39,712 --> 00:43:41,297
Great. Go.
1056
00:43:48,096 --> 00:43:49,429
You're just gonna let me go?
1057
00:43:49,430 --> 00:43:51,364
Okay. I-I don't know
what you want me to do here.
1058
00:43:51,365 --> 00:43:53,518
Yeah, I don't fucking know either, Lip.
1059
00:43:55,073 --> 00:43:56,200
I want him back.
1060
00:43:57,362 --> 00:43:58,822
So get him back.
1061
00:43:58,823 --> 00:44:01,526
But I think I'm gonna have
to marry him to do it.
1062
00:44:09,434 --> 00:44:11,007
I think you should marry him.
1063
00:44:12,411 --> 00:44:13,511
Someday.
1064
00:44:15,705 --> 00:44:16,873
All right? But first,
1065
00:44:16,874 --> 00:44:19,001
just try and figure out
why you don't want to.
1066
00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:25,090
Good work today, Francesca.
1067
00:44:25,091 --> 00:44:26,977
Glad you finally stopped crying, Aidan.
1068
00:44:26,978 --> 00:44:29,261
Carl. What happened today, son?
1069
00:44:29,262 --> 00:44:31,471
Sir?
1070
00:44:31,472 --> 00:44:32,806
You send some of the Discoverers
1071
00:44:32,807 --> 00:44:33,932
to the emergency room?
1072
00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:35,684
Well...
1073
00:44:35,685 --> 00:44:37,609
Yeah. I got a call
from some of the parents.
1074
00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:40,441
Ravi's mother, State Senator Wilson,
1075
00:44:40,442 --> 00:44:41,731
says he got a broken rib.
1076
00:44:41,732 --> 00:44:44,073
Something about being beaten
with
The Mueller Report.
1077
00:44:44,074 --> 00:44:45,193
It was a paperback, sir.
1078
00:44:45,194 --> 00:44:47,404
I didn't realize it would leave marks.
1079
00:44:47,405 --> 00:44:49,043
Scout's father says his daughter's got
1080
00:44:49,044 --> 00:44:51,324
a bruised clavicle
from a paintball incident.
1081
00:44:51,325 --> 00:44:54,002
Timmy Obama's in the hospital
with a strangulated testicle.
1082
00:44:54,003 --> 00:44:55,954
Says you kneed him
in the balls this morning.
1083
00:44:55,955 --> 00:44:58,549
Well, I was taking
"cart-ay" blanche, sir.
1084
00:44:58,550 --> 00:45:00,625
Taking... I told you to ride 'em
hard and put 'em down wet,
1085
00:45:00,626 --> 00:45:03,087
not break his ribs
and put him in the hospital.
1086
00:45:04,881 --> 00:45:07,048
I think I've got a place
better suited for your talent.
1087
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,842
The academy, sir?
1088
00:45:09,398 --> 00:45:10,775
How you feel about trash?
1089
00:45:11,901 --> 00:45:13,805
Well, I don't feel great about it.
1090
00:45:13,806 --> 00:45:15,932
Hmm. Sanitation department.
1091
00:45:15,933 --> 00:45:17,565
You know, in your time
with the Discoverers,
1092
00:45:17,566 --> 00:45:18,977
you've already proven that you're tough.
1093
00:45:18,978 --> 00:45:20,489
But it takes the toughest of the tough
1094
00:45:20,490 --> 00:45:21,855
to be able to survive garbage duty.
1095
00:45:21,856 --> 00:45:23,190
Get you out on the streets.
1096
00:45:23,191 --> 00:45:24,427
Get you to know the neighborhood,
1097
00:45:24,428 --> 00:45:25,781
the people, you know.
1098
00:45:25,782 --> 00:45:27,027
Plus, service like that to the city
1099
00:45:27,028 --> 00:45:28,671
looks absolutely fantastic
1100
00:45:28,672 --> 00:45:30,239
on a police academy application.
1101
00:46:52,113 --> 00:46:55,073
- Hey.
- Ian.
1102
00:46:55,074 --> 00:46:56,906
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank God.
1103
00:46:57,599 --> 00:46:59,393
Please take him back.
1104
00:47:01,469 --> 00:47:04,829
Hey, Mickey, honey? You have a visitor.
1105
00:47:09,005 --> 00:47:10,422
Oh!
1106
00:47:10,423 --> 00:47:11,923
What's up, bro?
1107
00:47:11,924 --> 00:47:14,843
You get upstairs and clean up
down there real good.
1108
00:47:14,844 --> 00:47:16,928
I'm comin' for you.
1109
00:47:16,929 --> 00:47:18,138
Come on.
1110
00:47:18,139 --> 00:47:20,266
Go on. All right.
1111
00:47:22,435 --> 00:47:25,542
It looks like things are
going well between you two.
1112
00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:26,809
Uh, yeah.
1113
00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:27,982
It's like
The Love Boat up there.
1114
00:47:27,983 --> 00:47:29,275
Could not be happier.
1115
00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:32,278
Here.
1116
00:47:33,988 --> 00:47:35,489
Fuck is that?
1117
00:47:37,158 --> 00:47:38,496
This an engagement ring?
1118
00:47:38,497 --> 00:47:39,969
No. No.
1119
00:47:39,970 --> 00:47:42,997
It's a... it's a promise ring.
1120
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,915
You're kidding me.
1121
00:47:45,916 --> 00:47:47,042
No.
1122
00:47:47,043 --> 00:47:48,502
I have one too. See?
1123
00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:50,462
Sweet.
1124
00:47:50,463 --> 00:47:52,964
All right, look.
1125
00:47:52,965 --> 00:47:56,426
Gallaghers and marriage,
they don't mix well.
1126
00:47:56,427 --> 00:47:58,262
But a Gallagher keeps his promise.
1127
00:47:59,722 --> 00:48:02,015
Look, do we really need
a piece of paper from the state
1128
00:48:02,016 --> 00:48:03,517
to say that I'm committed?
1129
00:48:05,145 --> 00:48:06,646
I'm committed.
1130
00:48:13,069 --> 00:48:15,403
Nah. I'm good.
1131
00:48:15,404 --> 00:48:16,571
- Mick. Mickey.
- No.
1132
00:48:16,572 --> 00:48:18,429
A fucking promise ring?
1133
00:48:19,075 --> 00:48:21,326
What are you, a teenage girl?
1134
00:48:21,327 --> 00:48:23,328
You're not even wearing yours.
You got it around your neck.
1135
00:48:23,329 --> 00:48:25,413
You can just tuck it in there
and no one even has to see it.
1136
00:48:25,414 --> 00:48:26,825
It doesn't matter where you wear it.
1137
00:48:26,826 --> 00:48:28,781
It-it-it symbolizes commitment.
1138
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,363
I'm not saying never.
1139
00:48:31,364 --> 00:48:33,577
No, just saying you don't
love me enough now.
1140
00:48:34,715 --> 00:48:36,800
And that's fine. It's cool.
1141
00:48:36,801 --> 00:48:38,593
- I got Barry.
- Byron.
1142
00:48:38,594 --> 00:48:41,971
He answers to whatever the fuck
I call him, all right?
1143
00:48:41,972 --> 00:48:43,599
'Cause that's true love.
1144
00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:49,762
How do you know you love me?
1145
00:48:50,648 --> 00:48:52,274
Huh?
1146
00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:55,642
How do you really know?
1147
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,365
I'm bipolar, right?
1148
00:49:00,366 --> 00:49:02,492
I don't know who I am
from one day to the next.
1149
00:49:02,493 --> 00:49:03,910
I can't guarantee shit.
1150
00:49:03,911 --> 00:49:07,539
So why do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with me?
1151
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,333
Are
you fucking crazy?
1152
00:49:10,709 --> 00:49:12,259
And who else have you dated?
1153
00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:14,105
- I've dated plenty of people...
- No, no, no, no, no.
1154
00:49:14,106 --> 00:49:16,048
Not fucked, dated, been in love with.
1155
00:49:18,050 --> 00:49:20,346
How can you possibly know that me,
1156
00:49:20,347 --> 00:49:23,638
that-that this, all of me,
all the fucking versions I am,
1157
00:49:23,639 --> 00:49:25,298
how do you know that
that's what you wanna spend
1158
00:49:25,299 --> 00:49:26,851
the rest of your life with?
1159
00:49:28,402 --> 00:49:30,487
Jesus Christ, Ian.
1160
00:49:32,212 --> 00:49:34,717
I've always known Gallaghers
were fucked up,
1161
00:49:34,718 --> 00:49:37,485
but I have never been happier
to be a Milkovich.
1162
00:49:37,486 --> 00:49:39,324
When you get over this whole
1163
00:49:39,325 --> 00:49:40,905
"I'm not worthy of love" bullshit,
1164
00:49:40,906 --> 00:49:42,574
why don't you give me a call?
1165
00:49:42,575 --> 00:49:45,058
Maybe if Barry hasn't made
an honest woman out of me,
1166
00:49:45,059 --> 00:49:46,745
I'll still be around.
1167
00:50:45,603 --> 00:50:49,916
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
1168
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:57,445
Thank you.
1169
00:51:04,114 --> 00:51:05,865
You okay?
1170
00:51:05,866 --> 00:51:08,618
Yeah.
1171
00:51:10,621 --> 00:51:12,497
Who's that?
1172
00:51:12,498 --> 00:51:15,583
Are you the folks who run
Nurse V's Jiffy Care?
1173
00:51:15,584 --> 00:51:16,960
No.
1174
00:51:16,961 --> 00:51:18,539
No, we're not.
1175
00:51:22,122 --> 00:51:24,634
Are you Nurse V's Jiffy Abortion Van?
80585