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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:44,880 We begin the story on a dark and cold night... 2 00:00:44,915 --> 00:00:45,840 ...night... 3 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:49,050 In the middle of no where... out in the woods... 4 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:50,760 ...woods... 5 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:56,620 ...in those woods, an old man was experimenting in the dark arts... 6 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:58,140 ...dark arts... 7 00:00:58,150 --> 00:00:59,200 dark arts? 8 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,210 yeah, witchcraft and stuff 9 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,170 wait... I though a witch was a chick 10 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:11,050 the old man would spend years by himself experimenting on corpses that he dug up at the local graveyard 11 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:12,890 some say...! 12 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:18,910 that he would begin to build an army of the undead to take over and rule the world... 13 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,280 ...the world... 14 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,300 but something went terribly wrong... 15 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:27,180 the corpses overwhelmed him and consumed his flesh 16 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:31,170 dude... stop ruining the story 17 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,500 sorry 18 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:39,250 after killing their master they would wait for years for their next victim 19 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,490 knock it off 20 00:01:41,270 --> 00:01:46,370 after having nowhere to go the corpses would return to the earth in which they came 21 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:51,970 they would bury themselves in the ground in these very woods 22 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,550 can you hear them? 23 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,310 can you hear them underneath us right now? 24 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:02,270 dude, stop with the lame moan! 25 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,000 that wasn't me 26 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,760 whatcha reading Ed? 27 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,650 ahh it is 58.27 on the ecto wave length 28 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:29,180 what is that a class five? 29 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,370 no, barely a class four 30 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,780 Let's book this ghost da-no! 31 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:37,100 It's “let's book 'em, Danno!” 32 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,630 you stupid commie where are you from, Fakestain? 33 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,860 Move! 34 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:11,350 Right there fella. For you, the war is over. 35 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,330 Alright kids this is the part where you shield your eyes 36 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:26,140 I'm closing the trap in three... two... one... 37 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,650 How did you guys get here so fast? 38 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:39,790 We were on the neighborhood when we picked up on this phantasm signal. 39 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,780 What's this? 40 00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:44,300 Give me that. 41 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 You ain't 21 are ya? 42 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,400 um, ahehem... yeah dude 43 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:54,540 Yeah right. Pavel! 44 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:56,280 nice! 45 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:02,100 Ed looks like you're driving 46 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:04,090 shouldn't you kids be at home studying? 47 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,400 dude, it is Saturday 48 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:07,370 you know, you really shouldn't drink alcohol 49 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,860 Studies have shown that alcohol leads to a decrease in brain function. 50 00:04:10,870 --> 00:04:12,060 drugs are bad too 51 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:18,800 and... drunk driving and... abortion is... ... well I don't really have an opinion on that 52 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:20,230 who are you guys? 53 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,840 We're the Ghostbusters. 54 00:04:32,990 --> 00:04:40,570 RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS 55 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:24,260 If there's something strange in your neighborhood 56 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:26,090 Who ya gonna call? 57 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:28,040 GHOSTBUSTERS 58 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:32,600 If there's something weird and it don't look good 59 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:34,400 Who ya gonna call? 60 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:36,360 GHOSTBUSTERS 61 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,700 I ain't afraid of no ghosts 62 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,410 Who are you going to call indeed? 63 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:53,500 the Denver Ghostbusters 64 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:59,110 those paranormal eliminators who protect the safety of ‘Joe Public' 65 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:04,430 Ed Spengler, nephew of ghostbusting great Egon Spengler 66 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:08,390 team leader, scientist and television star 67 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:14,000 Pavel Karnov trained by the best after the fall of the iron curtain 68 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:14,990 I like what I do 69 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:20,370 Neil Anderson ladies man, and self proclaimed bad ass 70 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,860 excuse me, are you guys worried that you're gonna put yourselves out of a job? 71 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,450 out of a job? are you crazy man? 72 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:27,280 as long as people keep dying there will always be ghosts 73 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:29,720 what about the activists that are rallying around the rights of ghosts? 74 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:31,250 look 75 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:32,720 I am a real busy guy 76 00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:34,360 would you like an autograph or something? 77 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:38,670 the Ghostbusters arrived in Denver three years ago, and defeated Freddy Krueger... 78 00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:41,450 How come channel 4 gets all the sensations? 79 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,320 these guys are a joke man 80 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,870 they're better than anything you two have turned in in the past week 81 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,950 our story last night was great I mean 82 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,860 the firemen prevailed, the kitten was rescued and... 83 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:52,910 shut up 84 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:55,110 it was a story of hope 85 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,120 April, I thought you were better than this 86 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:59,210 channel 4 is getting all the news 87 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,980 I just hope the advertisers don't find out about it and pull out 88 00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:03,660 you know... we need something good 89 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:06,820 like these Ghostbusters are a hot item right now 90 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:08,450 Ghostbusters? 91 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:13,300 oh... ok... so... I'm better than stories about kittens trapped in trees 92 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,760 but I'm not quiet good enough for real news 93 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:18,760 April, I know you're bitter about the anchor position 94 00:08:18,770 --> 00:08:20,320 but I need you in the field 95 00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:24,160 this is embarrassing chief I need a real story 96 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,910 now... 97 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,880 there are these Egyptian artifacts coming into town 98 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:30,460 Frederic's team is on this 99 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:33,740 they've got an interview set up with Dr. Konstantin 100 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:34,920 he's the chief archaeologist 101 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:37,380 Frederic's pieces are so flat 102 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:39,520 come on put me on this one chief 103 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:40,990 Yeah! give us a chance 104 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,650 I tell you what... if you can get an appointment with the Ghostbusters 105 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:49,040 Then I'll give you a follow up interview with Dr. Konstantin 106 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,940 Just like you let me have that anchor position right chief 107 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:53,150 April 108 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,030 Let's just take it 109 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,400 if we get a hold of the Ghostbusters by tomorrow then 110 00:08:57,410 --> 00:09:00,270 we could have the production in post by tomorrow afternoon 111 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:04,590 mmm... in time for the evening news... 112 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,150 now that would be good competition for channel 4 113 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,650 Mr. Jenks, I really don't think that this is a good story 114 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:10,710 I don't wanna take it 115 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,120 you should be thanking me for what I give you 116 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:16,970 Now just take it, go and do your job 117 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Uh Oh! 118 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:25,460 good morning sunshine 119 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:30,140 you know how Ed always compares a human brain to a sponge 120 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:31,350 yeah yeah 121 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,340 with the soaking up information and stuff 122 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:34,350 yeah 123 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,840 it feels like somebody used my brain to clean a toilet 124 00:09:37,850 --> 00:09:39,790 and then tried to ring it out 125 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,480 big night last night? 126 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:45,010 yeah I hit it pretty hard with a friend 127 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,000 Pavel? 128 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,550 Jack Daniels 129 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,760 where are the guys anyway? 130 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:52,150 Ed's TV show they are taping this afternoon 131 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:57,290 No, those punks don't get a day off if they get a day off I get a day off 132 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,800 look 133 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,860 hold down my calls, cuz once my ass hits that couch 134 00:10:01,870 --> 00:10:04,180 I'm not getting up until dinner time 135 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:08,440 Quantum Leap reruns all day 136 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:13,080 I AM NOT HERE 137 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,200 Good Morning Denver Ghostbusters 138 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,620 I am sorry none of them are available 139 00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:24,960 no ma'am I... OK... hold on 140 00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:27,580 Neil she wants to talk to you 141 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,390 give me the phone 142 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,970 hi ma'am how you doing? 143 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:32,700 yeah great 144 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:34,920 look, we are pretty booked up over here 145 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:39,480 swimming in specters and such let me see if we've got any openings 146 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:42,440 you're gonna regret it 147 00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:46,530 it's looking like the last Wednesday of the month is the earliest 148 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:49,820 so I think I'm gonna pass you back off to my secretary here 149 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:53,280 You go ahead and give her your number we'll get back to you as soon as we can. 150 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:56,120 thanks a bunch for calling 151 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:03,620 I'm sorry about that ma'am. I'll have 'em call you back. 152 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:09,720 yeah, and your number was... ok... and your name was... 153 00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:12,810 APRIL HUNTER 154 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,530 APRIL HUNTER! APRIL HUNTER! 155 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:17,790 channel 8 news April Hunter? the hot chick? 156 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,840 You said you weren't interested. 157 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:22,180 the hot chick... what she want? she want an interview? 158 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,260 she want me? 159 00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:26,730 She wanted to meet the Ghostbusters. I told her you'll call her back. 160 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,080 did you get her number? 161 00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:30,110 Yes, off course I got her number. It's right here. 162 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,600 alright! alright! call her back, tell her I can meet her this afternoon ok? 163 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,260 but Ed and Pavel are taping this afternoon 164 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,290 Who cares, they've got their own lime light. 165 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,930 It's time for me to get a piece, alright. 166 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:44,790 Besides, don't you think I'm professional enough to handle one little interview? 167 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,940 It's Ed Spengler. 168 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:54,130 He's the science nerd. 169 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,640 greetings and welcome to the show 170 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:04,790 I'm Ed Spengler, the science nerd, and this is my esteemed colleague: 171 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,810 Pavel Karnov. 172 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:10,770 Now today we'll be putting the finishing touches on the neutron accelerator. 173 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:14,160 For those of you joined us at home, don't forget proper protection. 174 00:12:14,170 --> 00:12:15,420 good point Pavel 175 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:20,060 That's why I recommend a level 4 radiation suit, complete with 2, not 1, 176 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,230 but 2 layers of lead paneling, 177 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,600 a heart monitor, and a gamma ray tuned built in Geiger counter. 178 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:29,940 But since we don't have any of that we'll use safety goggles, 179 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,820 and rubber gloves, which can be purchased at your local hardware store. 180 00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:37,750 This is good opportunity to support local business, not corporate whores. 181 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,860 now... Pavel we need to speak kindly about our sponsors 182 00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:46,380 Once this miniature reactor is finished we'll be able to generate 183 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,200 an energy field by converting hydrogen into helium. 184 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,520 woo, it sounds very dangerous 185 00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:52,530 it is 186 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,910 that's why we have the sub-atomic housing set 187 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,460 to counter the intense gravitational field and heat 188 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,240 that'll be generated by the process 189 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:03,950 for those of you following along at home don't forget your sub-atomic house? 190 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:09,170 ok, you see here, we got the standard proton pack 191 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:14,330 ok, we got... little knobs here to adjust stream length 192 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,640 and stream intensity 193 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,630 I don't know what that does 194 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:24,530 uhm... yes, that's very interesting but could we perhaps get some footage of you firing it for the story? 195 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,050 in here? 196 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:30,580 why not? you're professional aren't you? 197 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,390 well... 198 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,410 yeah... 199 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:38,430 yeah... 200 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,500 damn straight I am a professional we can do that, sure why not 201 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:41,510 alright Gallagher get this 202 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,090 I'm on it 203 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,330 you guys are gonna wanna step back a little 204 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,800 there we go 205 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:52,880 a little further 206 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:55,360 yeah... ok. are you guys ready? 207 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:56,560 oh yeah 208 00:13:56,570 --> 00:14:01,070 alright let's go ahead and switch this thing on 209 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,270 alright 210 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,560 I'll give you guys a little show here we go! 211 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,660 ok... 212 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:16,060 ok.. uhm... 213 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,700 hum... 214 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,230 ah... yeah... 215 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,280 see I am a professional you see that 216 00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:24,350 the ceiling is now on fire 217 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,090 and I'm not worried 218 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,640 maybe you should 219 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,660 yeah absolutely 220 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,600 hold this 221 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,860 that about does it for the fundamental particle chamber 222 00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:48,980 we should now be able to positively and negatively charge 223 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:52,690 electrons at a rate similar to that found in small stars 224 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:57,020 like Gary Coleman or would he be considered a small has-been? 225 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,520 What you talkin' 'bout Pavel? 226 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:04,370 this here is the protection grid for the ecto containment unit 227 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:08,040 it's been upgraded from the old system and it is now all digital 228 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:11,580 So you keep people's souls in a computer. 229 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:15,480 well.. yeah... I gue... yeah 230 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:17,310 that's right actually... uhm... 231 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,850 let me just show you if you... 232 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:23,010 go right here... 233 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,530 just... just a second it's ok uhm... 234 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:37,590 well... well it's... uhm it's fine it does this all the time 235 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:41,830 we should step back 236 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,660 coming back in 30 seconds 237 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,180 hello 238 00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:04,130 ED! 239 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:07,130 quick you've gotta get back here man the containment unit is trying to 240 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,950 p... p.. perjurate 241 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,430 what? 242 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,550 what did you do? 243 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,610 I don't know I was just clicking on somethin... 244 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:15,220 is that an alarm I hear in the background? 245 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,590 maybe 246 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,120 yes 247 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:21,140 alright, I'll be there in six and a half minutes 248 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,840 Pavel you're gonna have to take over 249 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,860 what? what should I do? 250 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:26,200 it'll be easy, just talk to the camera 251 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:28,330 there is only a few minutes left to the show anyway 252 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,200 ok 253 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,560 Do not touch anything! 254 00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:37,830 hey where the hell are you going? 255 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,890 I got to stop the containment unit from purging 256 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,310 can't you just wait there is ten minutes left to the show 257 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:45,410 in ten minutes half the city will be vaporized 258 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:50,150 besides I've got Pavel covering for me 259 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:54,770 so we've been at this for a few years now so that's pretty good 260 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:58,550 the boys back in Manhattan they get sued all the time 261 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,050 we've been lucky we've avoided that issue 262 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:05,500 so I had this dream last night right more like a nightmare 263 00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:08,720 I was trapped in these movies and I couldn't get out 264 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,000 does that ever happen? 265 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:10,720 what? 266 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,770 you're 30 seconds late man 267 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,310 I got held out coming out of the studio 268 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:20,450 Neil, I've told you a million times do not mess around with the containment unit 269 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,440 especially the protection grid 270 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:25,670 will you relax man? it's for a news story 271 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,710 I figured we could use the publicity 272 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:31,120 Hi, I'm April Hunter from channel 8 news. 273 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,860 Ed Spengler, paranormal elimination and investigation 274 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,010 so... 275 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:39,230 I suppose you're curious as how the containment unit works 276 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,970 actually yes I am curious 277 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:45,910 well, it's pretty basic really we are all made up of atoms 278 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,330 which are basically electrical particles vibrating and bouncing around 279 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:53,990 now the law of conservation states that energy cannot be created or destroyed 280 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,110 so when a person dies, their life energy disperses throughout the galaxy 281 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,570 to heaven or hell or whatever it is you believe in 282 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:06,020 but sometimes for whatever reasons some of that energy sticks around and 283 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,700 uhm, that's what keeps us in business 284 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,320 harvesting souls 285 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,150 electrical anomalies Miss Hunter 286 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,850 psychokinetic energy 287 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:16,690 and with the encoder I built we can convert those ghosts into a signal 288 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,120 and from there it's a snap to store 'em in the computer 289 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:24,170 provided Pavel hasn't crammed the memory full of porn 290 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,020 like I said 291 00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:34,230 it's simply erratic residual energy left over when a person dies 292 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,290 we're not talkin' Dante's inferno here 293 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:40,010 and who are you to decide the fate of humanity's souls? 294 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:43,490 first off, we bust ‘bad ghosts' 295 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:48,790 and frankly, ‘goblins' have killed in the past making it quiet serious 296 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,440 my colleague is right 297 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,900 our clients call us when they have a problem 298 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:59,770 if our work wasn't satisfactory then we wouldn't get paid 299 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:03,290 so what it really comes down to IS your money 300 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,040 look, don't make me your “straw man” 301 00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:07,680 we're scientists here 302 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:12,170 well... I'm a scientist 303 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:16,000 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be the objective reporter here 304 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,010 get the facts straight 305 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,260 well then get this straight 306 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:20,860 around here people consider us heroes 307 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:24,490 we help people in this town and we do damn fine work 308 00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:29,210 believe we have everything we need 309 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,380 that's it 310 00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:33,060 bye 311 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,140 hey 312 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,160 wait a second 313 00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:38,170 wait up 314 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,530 I cannot wait to see the footage on this guys 315 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,480 I think this is gonna make a great story 316 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,970 I think it went really well in there 317 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:48,510 well, you're in luck hopefully it'll air tonight 318 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,570 very very cool 319 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,640 very cool 320 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:56,050 you know what, you never thanked me to saving your life in there 321 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,880 he saved my life 322 00:19:57,890 --> 00:20:01,290 you know if I recall correctly it was uhm... Mr. Spengler 323 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,710 that turned off the containment system before it went critical 324 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,510 if anything you almost ended my life 325 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,640 come on 326 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,870 ouch! 327 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,240 hey wait a minute 328 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,760 wait wait wait wait 329 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,640 how about I make it up to you over dinner? 330 00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:15,610 dinner? 331 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,610 - Shut up! - Shut up! 332 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:20,510 I gotta a 12 pack with your name on it 333 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,410 I'd love to, I really would but I uhm.. I gotta another interview to do 334 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:27,380 yeah but, is he a celebrity? I mean... come on 335 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,820 yeah he is I'm sure you've heard of him 336 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:33,370 Klaus Konstantin he's been in the news quite a lot 337 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,610 yeah, rings a bell 338 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,510 so what? you date all your assignments? 339 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,080 no, just the ones that aren't jerks 340 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:41,810 come on 341 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,230 we're here on location near the ancient Egyptian city 342 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,750 of Cinépolis where Dr. Klaus Konstantin 343 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,960 and his team have made a remarkable discover 344 00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:53,370 tell us about it professor 345 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,850 well sir, it would appear that what we have discovered 346 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:59,030 is in fact the amulet of Anubis 347 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,340 and what is... what is that? 348 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:04,050 the amulet of Anubis is an ancient talisman 349 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,470 fabled to carry the powers of Anubis 350 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:11,340 the most ancient guardian of the under world 351 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:13,980 according to ancient Egyptian beliefs 352 00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,660 sounds very... old 353 00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:18,480 Ed, how many times are we gonna watch this tape? 354 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,610 I'm very worried about this story Neil 355 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,500 all right let's hear it 356 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:26,470 well, I've been researching this amulet that Konstantin has recovered 357 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:32,680 Anubis is an incredibly ancient god, the god of the underworld according to ancient Egyptian myth 358 00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:36,860 He was responsible of escorting souls through the after life to their final judgment. 359 00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:41,070 He was also responsible for feeding souls of sinners to Ammit... 360 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,830 the eater of the dead. 361 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,080 so, what? no heaven? 362 00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:45,990 no anything 363 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,810 being fed to Ammit meant the soul would vanish into an oblivion with no further hope of existence 364 00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:54,520 so Konstantin can eat souls with this amulet thingy 365 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,530 well... sort of 366 00:21:56,540 --> 00:22:01,090 if he figured out how to decipher it he can open up a gateway to an alternate dimension 367 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:06,080 the after life or Hall of Two Truths according to ancient Egyptian mythology 368 00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:11,120 Pavel, you're just in time, Ed is making another apocalypse prediction 369 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,130 and we're going to be studying the find in my lab in Denver later this week 370 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,760 Professor Konstantin! 371 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:17,330 what? you know him? 372 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:22,000 I'll tell you what, you stay here and day dream about Konstantin all you want. 373 00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,030 I'm hit'n the bar 374 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,340 you down? 375 00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:25,350 you buying? 376 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,100 you driving? 377 00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:29,350 it's a deal comrade let's drink 378 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,360 let's do it 379 00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:33,120 if this talisman actually carries the powers of Anubis 380 00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:36,770 I'll be interested in finding ways to harness 'em 381 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:39,740 perhaps as a weapon 382 00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:44,960 for the good of mankind of course 383 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:48,780 what are you up to professor? 384 00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:55,050 here's the crate you asked for professor 385 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:56,450 excellent 386 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,770 thank you 387 00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:06,750 the amulet of Anubis 388 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:12,080 something I've been searching for my entire professional life 389 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:17,000 where are the the rest of the crates from the expedition? 390 00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,690 they're on their way to the museum 391 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:23,210 well I'll need some time with this one 392 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:25,740 I'll bring it back tomorrow 393 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,370 personally 394 00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:32,170 alright whatever you say sir 395 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:34,890 oh... 396 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,860 ahhh sir? 397 00:23:36,870 --> 00:23:40,260 I don't know if this is something you'd be interested or not 398 00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:42,380 but a couple of us are gonna go down to Chuck E. Cheese 399 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:44,260 a little later on try to pick up some MILFS 400 00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:45,370 some what? 401 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:48,600 yeah, you know there's lots of them that hang out there for some reason 402 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:50,770 mechanical puppets or something I don't know 403 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:54,890 but I didn't really wanna tell you, they just asked me to ask you so... 404 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,380 you wanna do it or not? 405 00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:58,460 some other time perhaps 406 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:01,060 I have a later engagement 407 00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:04,380 wow with a woman? 408 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:07,120 %$^&*@! of course with a woman 409 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:11,150 a nice beautiful reporter woman 410 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:15,280 is it so hard to believe that a man... 411 00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:17,090 that a man like me 412 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,390 can find love 413 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,150 no... 414 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,160 no! 415 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,050 I mean yeah but it's not because your crippled 416 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:24,640 alright it's because you're not very good looking 417 00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:26,720 and... don't take that the wrong way 418 00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:28,250 you know you're not very good looking just look in the mirror, goddamn it 419 00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,300 quiet 420 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,650 I'll see you tomorrow 421 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:38,420 alright, stay and fondle your little amulet or whatever 422 00:24:38,430 --> 00:24:41,250 have a good time without me 423 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:51,190 so Pavel, tell me what you know about professor bubble boy 424 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,130 I just don't think he is a nice fellow, that's all 425 00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:58,510 hey look, we're on television 8 426 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:05,210 ahh... for Christ's sakes can somebody change the channel in here? 427 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:06,620 I don't wanna see her 428 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:11,970 hey, I know what's up you're sweet on this reporter girl aren't you? 429 00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:14,640 what? no way man! argh 430 00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:18,190 no... no... 431 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,810 well... 432 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,120 sort of 433 00:25:22,130 --> 00:25:24,130 yeah... 434 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,630 definitely 435 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,680 why don't you just ask her out? 436 00:25:30,690 --> 00:25:33,540 what the hell do you know about women anyway? 437 00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:38,610 women just like confidence, watch this 438 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:39,860 hello lady 439 00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:42,680 I know someone who wants to beat your ass 440 00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:44,230 oh yeah?! who? 441 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,410 my balls 442 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,150 you're cute 443 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,300 see 444 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,900 you gotta be shitting me man it's the worst line I've ever heard 445 00:25:52,910 --> 00:25:55,640 ah geez! Are these crack pots at it again. 446 00:26:01,370 --> 00:26:04,200 what was that chief? 447 00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:06,860 these Ghostbuster freaks, they're crack pots 448 00:26:06,870 --> 00:26:10,240 idiots like them give the country a bad name 449 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:12,400 you know what I think, 450 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:16,000 I think your mouth makes this country look bad 451 00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:21,550 makes it smell bad too 452 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,190 hum 453 00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:27,490 what do we get here? piss? 454 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,500 is this your beverage of choice at this fine establishment? 455 00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:32,510 you smart mouth 456 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,780 hey! you're better watch what you say to me 457 00:26:34,790 --> 00:26:36,730 Stupid face! 458 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:40,150 I say whatever I want sausage tits 459 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:44,200 no you won't sausage face 460 00:26:46,110 --> 00:26:48,110 why don't you uh, stop... 461 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:52,000 repeating my insults and adding the word face to 'em, you moron? 462 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,570 hey, relax comrades, OK? 463 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:57,620 hey, blow it out your ass your communist pig 464 00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:58,630 hey! 465 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:02,810 what's up? 466 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,390 Bring it on you butt hole! 467 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,530 what's that thing you're working on? 468 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:10,960 well... by using miniature micro fusion reactions 469 00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:15,310 it creates quantum leaps in atoms forming super charged electron particles 470 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:21,980 this in turn causes the protons to be held together at 10,000 times the force in a standard proton pack 471 00:28:21,990 --> 00:28:23,610 sounds complicated 472 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,170 elementary really 473 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:27,570 it's a prototype of a new pack I'm working on 474 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:30,250 I call it the neutrino pack 475 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,140 Ghostbusters 476 00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,800 hi Annie, it's Neil 477 00:28:36,810 --> 00:28:39,140 IT'S NEIL 478 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,720 Hello 479 00:28:42,730 --> 00:28:43,800 hey Ed 480 00:28:43,810 --> 00:28:45,570 can you come pick me and Pavel up? 481 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:47,620 what? you guys can't walk home? 482 00:28:47,630 --> 00:28:50,320 not without posting bail 483 00:28:50,330 --> 00:28:53,620 alright, I guess I'll have to TiVO American Idol 484 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:59,350 that interview... that was a lot of fun 485 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,900 that was a lot of presence 486 00:29:00,910 --> 00:29:02,940 thank you very much 487 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,920 I had a wonderful time tonight April 488 00:29:04,930 --> 00:29:06,480 that's great 489 00:29:06,490 --> 00:29:10,500 well... uhm... this is my place 490 00:29:10,510 --> 00:29:12,780 April it's lovely 491 00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:15,390 April 492 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,150 darling 493 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,900 you've been addressing me as mister all night 494 00:29:19,910 --> 00:29:22,790 Please call me Klaus 495 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,230 Mr. Konstantin 496 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,300 What is it? 497 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,680 I like you a lot I enjoy your company greatly 498 00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:35,330 I just had to do an interview and that's all that I really... 499 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,970 Just one moment please 500 00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:37,950 hello 501 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,810 good evening Mr. Konstantin 502 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:42,070 can this not wait until morning? 503 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,850 the rest of the board wanted me to call as soon as possible 504 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:47,520 what information does the Congrie have to send? 505 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:49,760 they're pulling funding for you project Klaus 506 00:29:49,770 --> 00:29:51,530 What! You can't do this 507 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,750 I've only begun deciphering the... 508 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,250 the board feels the company has already lost enough money on this project 509 00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:58,860 they're not seeing the results you promised 510 00:29:58,870 --> 00:30:01,910 I said the damned amulet would take time to decipher 511 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,050 you're not being fair 512 00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:06,130 we have a dead line to meet we're going to go with another project 513 00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:07,780 you back stabbers! 514 00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:08,780 we had a deal 515 00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:12,670 Lab Rat Enterprises produces weapons for military use, Mr. Konstantin 516 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,810 you're talking about some sort of ‘god stone' that consumes the souls of the living 517 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,570 yes!... 518 00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:20,490 and what greater weapon is there!? 519 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,580 an offer is on the table that we can't refuse 520 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:25,080 goodbye 521 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,720 sons of bitches 522 00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:33,870 you said the amulet was for educational purposes 523 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,670 you said that it was for the good of mankind 524 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,400 it shows what the hell you know 525 00:30:38,410 --> 00:30:42,620 There isn't enough money in education to pay for a Greyhound ticket to Wichita. 526 00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:45,250 you're two face jerk 527 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:48,220 listen here you little tootsie roll 528 00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:50,990 I'm a scientist, we don't work for free 529 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,180 live with it 530 00:30:52,190 --> 00:30:54,550 you are just trying to make a quick buck 531 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,180 and it's disgusting, you are disgusting 532 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,400 and what do you know? hum? what do you know? 533 00:31:00,410 --> 00:31:03,500 you're just a media whore probably sleeping you're way to the top 534 00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:06,900 and the only reason you've got this job is because you're so young and pretty 535 00:31:06,910 --> 00:31:07,970 argh! 536 00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:10,300 how dare you strike me, I'm a powerful scholar! 537 00:31:10,310 --> 00:31:14,080 I'll have you, I'm a powerf... arhh sweet harvesty! 538 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,550 Jesus! ED 539 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,300 you look like hell 540 00:31:24,990 --> 00:31:26,550 late night 541 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,720 so... did the ratings come in? 542 00:31:28,730 --> 00:31:30,120 yeahhh 543 00:31:31,130 --> 00:31:32,960 that's what I wanna talk to you about 544 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:34,630 did we get the new time slot? 545 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:39,450 look Ed, don't get me wrong, I like you, we all like you 546 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:42,870 we think you do a good show, but it's just... 547 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,620 you don't really connect with our younger audience 548 00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:47,970 this is a science show 549 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:52,990 kids aren't gonna be interested in this unless it has some overrated actor playing pranks on other celebrities 550 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,800 or pimping someone's ride 551 00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:59,550 this is an educational show, doesn't the government pay for part of this? 552 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,730 yeah... 553 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:01,740 but... 554 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,980 we also lost three advertisers last week 555 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:05,480 so you're canceling the show 556 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,910 no no no no no 557 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,200 definitely not 558 00:32:08,210 --> 00:32:10,400 so what's the problem then do you want me to be funnier? 559 00:32:10,410 --> 00:32:11,630 we're replacing you 560 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,700 what? 561 00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:17,390 we need someone who can connect with the kids, someone cooler 562 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,150 someone street smart 563 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,560 someone... 564 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:22,690 jive! 565 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,090 like who? 566 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:27,620 I'm not interrupting anything, am I Robert? 567 00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:30,160 Levar, come on in I like you to meet Ed Spengler 568 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,800 oh... alright, nice to meet you, I heard so much about you 569 00:32:34,810 --> 00:32:38,620 you're a Ghostbuster, right? 570 00:32:38,630 --> 00:32:40,160 how are things? 571 00:32:40,170 --> 00:32:42,800 uhm... couldn't be better 572 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:47,200 sorry I have to meet you like this but... hey... I'm sure you'll get by 573 00:32:47,210 --> 00:32:49,810 you're soul harvesting business is doing good 574 00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:51,610 what is it with that term? 575 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,510 what else are you supposed to call it? 576 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,110 the same thing we've always called it, busting ghosts 577 00:32:57,450 --> 00:33:00,530 now look Rob, I've been hosting this show for six months 578 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:02,960 I've got two PhDs, he's not qualified 579 00:33:02,970 --> 00:33:06,760 actually I have a PhD and I'm working on my second 580 00:33:06,770 --> 00:33:08,410 come on he's like fifteen 581 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:12,370 actually he's the youngest ever to receive a PhD from Cornell 582 00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:15,730 he's like the black Doogie Howser 583 00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:19,120 thank you, and I've written a New York Times best seller 584 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,480 give me a break, anybody who's been published is on that list 585 00:33:22,490 --> 00:33:25,680 Dr. Phil is on that list for a diet book. 586 00:33:25,690 --> 00:33:27,530 a diet book! 587 00:33:31,570 --> 00:33:35,490 well... let's just say he's not exactly in shape himself 588 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:40,850 I know this is tough to grasp look Ed, Like I said, we like you 589 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:43,000 we'll keep you in mind for other shows 590 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:54,310 hey, and why don't you use your ‘talents' to benefit mankind instead of enslaving its afterlife? 591 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,310 maybe I'll save a soul for you 592 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,310 seems like you could use one 593 00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:08,270 ser setam shamzoozoo nerhuntai umpatcha 594 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,810 nah furie shahm shahvin 595 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:17,640 Ammit sudin je Klaus Konstantin 596 00:34:17,650 --> 00:34:25,530 miri hi ni pertet 597 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:30,660 I request the power and accept the burden 598 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:35,040 Anubis, god of the two halls 599 00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:39,610 I request the power and accept the burden 600 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:47,730 damn it 601 00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:50,270 what's wrong here? I did everything 602 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,470 I deciphered the language 603 00:34:57,590 --> 00:34:59,070 of course 604 00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:02,290 I need to power the amulet 605 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:07,240 and the only way to do that is with a celestial sacrifice 606 00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:10,510 of course 607 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,890 a human soul 608 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:17,100 not something I can pick up at the super market 609 00:35:17,110 --> 00:35:19,360 or Seven Eleven 610 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:24,120 and how long can I contain it for as long as I need it 611 00:35:24,130 --> 00:35:28,490 ...trap the ghosts then we can store 'em in this containment facility as long as necessary 612 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:32,650 actually, indefinitely if need be 613 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,970 Ghostbusters 614 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,190 there, now that's news 615 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:45,620 April your ratings are up 616 00:35:45,630 --> 00:35:47,500 hardly, I mean that story was nothing 617 00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:51,130 all we had to do was point the camera and that idiot blabbermouth did the rest 618 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:52,580 they were cool though 619 00:35:52,590 --> 00:35:55,710 yeah... so what's next chief? something a little bit more exciting? 620 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,840 next? this is a gold mine, people can't get enough of this stuff 621 00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:02,000 I want you to go back to these folks 622 00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:02,950 back? 623 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,050 hell yes 624 00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:05,960 this is a gold mine 625 00:36:05,970 --> 00:36:07,800 I wanna week long exposé 626 00:36:07,810 --> 00:36:10,680 I want to show the city what is like to be a Ghostbuster for a week 627 00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:11,690 no! no no no no 628 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:16,800 you sent Frederic to Egypt you made Adam anchor what do they have that I don't? 629 00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:19,390 April, you'll get your chance yet 630 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,450 now just do your job, go out there, dig up some dirt 631 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:25,870 so this is all about making them look bad? 632 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,290 no, it's about business 633 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,440 this isn't right 634 00:36:28,450 --> 00:36:32,290 - It's not about right or wrong it's... - I just don't like the idea of making them look bad 635 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:33,310 hell... 636 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:39,590 April, I'm trying to do you a favor, this is good stuff, I want you to be out there I want you to... 637 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:45,940 ok April, if you do this for me, I'll make you anchor by the end of the month 638 00:36:46,610 --> 00:36:48,350 anchor... wow... I just... 639 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,240 now go, go do your job ok? 640 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,790 and show some enthusiasm, will you? 641 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,030 oh, I'm enthused 642 00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,740 greetings 643 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:07,070 oh... hello! may I help you? 644 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,830 yes, I'm here to see the Ghostbusters 645 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,940 ok... well they're on a case right now would you like to make an appointment? 646 00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:18,010 yes, what'd you have at the earliest? 647 00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:20,630 well... ah... let's see here, they're pretty busy 648 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,620 it looks like 649 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:26,170 the first available would be next Thursday 650 00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:33,520 ssssssssssleeeeep 651 00:37:56,740 --> 00:37:57,900 it's beautiful 652 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,750 he hey! buddy! 653 00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:03,020 do you have any change buddy? 654 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:03,800 change? 655 00:38:03,810 --> 00:38:09,080 yeah! you know nickels, dimes, quarters... you know, anything like that would be great 656 00:38:09,090 --> 00:38:10,940 oh god! you're repulsive 657 00:38:10,950 --> 00:38:12,270 I'm not picky so... 658 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,070 why you ask a man in crippled, a cripple man for change!? 659 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,300 why don't we see what this thing is? 660 00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:21,640 I have seen one of those, is there money in there? 661 00:38:21,650 --> 00:38:23,720 you should be the first to find out 662 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,320 disgusting man 663 00:38:37,330 --> 00:38:39,620 I have your pathetic soul 664 00:38:39,630 --> 00:38:42,090 my first one 665 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:43,200 hahahaha 666 00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:59,310 with this offering, I accept the gift and the burden of some of your great power 667 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,660 hahahaha... 668 00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:27,800 Ha Hahahaha!... 669 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:40,000 hoh, oh Hahahahaha! 670 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... 671 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,560 wo, wo, wo, whoa 672 00:40:01,570 --> 00:40:03,150 let me try the new pack this time 673 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,040 I don't think so I still to test a bit 674 00:40:05,050 --> 00:40:07,380 come on man, why do you getta have all the fun? 675 00:40:07,390 --> 00:40:11,450 look, I'm taking a big enough risk by bringing it here already with all the press coverage we've been getting 676 00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:13,660 that's such a BS you know what? 677 00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:16,450 just let me try the new pack, I mean what's the worst that could happen? 678 00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:21,870 look, this is not a piece of equipment to toy with if it goes critical it could detonate a 60 gigaton explosion 679 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,220 or worse 680 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:26,850 collapse on to its self creating matter so dense that it becomes a black hole 681 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:30,740 why is it that every time we get a new piece of equipment, you dive into the science talk? 682 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:34,160 all I wanna do is try out the new pack and I don't see what the big deal is 683 00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:36,270 come on Ed, just let him try it 684 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,250 even Pavel!, come on man 685 00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:40,810 alright, alright I just want you to take it seriously 686 00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:42,810 I take everything seriously, you know that 687 00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:45,470 serious is my middle name 688 00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:50,370 thank god you guys are here 689 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:51,080 how many are there? 690 00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:55,140 uhm, more than one for sure... uhm this isn't too much trouble, is it? 691 00:40:55,150 --> 00:40:57,600 only for your bank account pal 692 00:40:57,610 --> 00:41:00,500 I'm sorry, there is a “no smoking” in here 693 00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:02,410 thanks 694 00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:17,550 my P.K.E. integrated cellphone seems to be malfunctioning 695 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,010 what's the matter? you ran out of minutes there, jack ass? 696 00:41:21,970 --> 00:41:24,220 It definitely is a strong signal 697 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,280 Pavel! use your ecto motion tracker 698 00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:29,310 right 699 00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:38,010 I've got something here 700 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:41,020 multiple signals, front and behind 701 00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:43,060 what? where man? I don't see anything 702 00:41:43,070 --> 00:41:45,210 look sharp people 703 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,430 they're closing 704 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:53,370 there 705 00:42:17,730 --> 00:42:19,390 good evening 706 00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:24,700 please forgive me for my intrusion I promise to be brief 707 00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:28,910 yes 708 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:57,700 damn it, you go that way, I'll go this way 709 00:42:57,710 --> 00:43:00,490 you could just told me, gee 710 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:04,030 Neil, you wait here 711 00:43:11,150 --> 00:43:13,930 hello, channel 8? 712 00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:16,740 you might wanna send someone down to the Mayan Theater 713 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:18,230 quickly 714 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:22,210 the Ghostbusters are attacking the staff 715 00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:25,880 noooo, the Ghostbusters 716 00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:28,780 no the Ghostbusters, they're attacking t... 717 00:43:28,790 --> 00:43:31,770 Ghostbusters 718 00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:35,180 they're taking their god damned souls 719 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:12,360 Ed, we might have something here 720 00:44:12,370 --> 00:44:14,620 what is it? 721 00:44:14,630 --> 00:44:16,970 a whole bunch of ectoplasm 722 00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:19,830 yeah, I've got some in here as well 723 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,790 yeah, there's a lot here 724 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,800 on the ceiling 725 00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:26,630 well, what's a lot? we've seen loads of this stuff before 726 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,310 it's... bubbling? 727 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,060 is that a question or an observation? 728 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:52,240 goddamn I'm good 729 00:44:55,930 --> 00:44:58,270 Neil, quick turn down the electron flow 730 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,470 where? 731 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:09,580 You IDIOT! 732 00:45:09,590 --> 00:45:10,590 what happened? 733 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,040 You just completely destroyed a SOUL! 734 00:45:13,050 --> 00:45:15,500 - destroyed?- I told you to turn it DOWN! 735 00:45:15,510 --> 00:45:17,230 I don't know how to work this goddamned thing 736 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:20,070 Can you comprehend the implications of what you just did? 737 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,260 You just completely obliterated a soul! 738 00:45:23,270 --> 00:45:27,130 well, it was bad right? 739 00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:28,550 ED! 740 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,460 Ed come on! 741 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:42,410 an unknown source has claimed that the Ghostbusters are responsible for putting the employees of this theater into comas 742 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,390 however... 743 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,470 comas? 744 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,660 one of our packs malfunctioned and destroyed a ghost 745 00:45:47,670 --> 00:45:49,980 so the Ghostbusters are now murdering spirits 746 00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:54,610 wait a second, that was an accident 747 00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:56,830 April, what the hell are you doing? 748 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,210 I'm doing my job, just like you 749 00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:02,200 Do you know anything about these comas? 750 00:46:02,210 --> 00:46:04,640 look, I don't know what the hell went on out here. 751 00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:10,760 That was the scene downtown tonight when the Ghostbusters started attacking innocent people. 752 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Uh, the new pack wasn't thoroughly tested, and it somehow malfunctioned, and a soul was destroyed. 753 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:22,400 It was my fault really. I just should have tested it more thoroughly. 754 00:46:22,410 --> 00:46:27,100 Ed Spengler, leader of the Denver Ghostbusters, also built the machine that destroyed the ghost. 755 00:46:27,130 --> 00:46:31,100 Ed and team have been under scrutiny, questioning the ethics behind what they do. 756 00:46:31,130 --> 00:46:34,800 And tonight's instant has caught the attention of the federal government, 757 00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:40,800 Who will reportedly seek to pass legislation on “ghostbusting”, as well as dealings with the afterlife. 758 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,700 Get that camera out of my face! 759 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:48,700 A cease and desist has already been ordered on the Denver Ghostbusters. 760 00:46:48,710 --> 00:46:53,200 As more coma victims continue to pile up across the city. 761 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,500 April 762 00:46:59,530 --> 00:47:02,200 What's the deal wh.. Why are you trying to make us look bad. 763 00:47:02,230 --> 00:47:05,000 It's nothing personnel Neil, it's just the news. 764 00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:07,300 Yeah, it's just bad news. 765 00:47:07,310 --> 00:47:12,000 Yeah well, bad news is the only type of news that sells OK. 766 00:47:12,010 --> 00:47:15,300 People don't like hearing about happy stories 767 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:22,000 They like hearing about stories that make their miserable little lives seem a little bit better. 768 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:27,500 What really happened in there Neil? 769 00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:33,500 I don't know. We came down here. It was a routine bust. come outside, and this 770 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,500 Everybody thinks we're... 771 00:47:36,510 --> 00:47:37,760 bad. 772 00:47:37,770 --> 00:47:39,500 I don't think that you're that bad. 773 00:47:39,530 --> 00:47:40,900 Then why do the story? 774 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:48,000 I don't... I don't kn... my boss, he just thinks that this will help my career and I jus... 775 00:47:48,010 --> 00:47:50,300 Alright... alright. 776 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,000 Why don't we just... 777 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:56,100 Why don't we talk about it over... 778 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000 dinner. 779 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,500 What do we want?... GHOST RIGHTS! 780 00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:04,100 When do we want it?... NOW! 781 00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:06,000 What do we want?... GHOST RIGHTS! 782 00:48:06,030 --> 00:48:07,800 When do we want it?... NOW! 783 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:49,300 Hey! 784 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,400 You awake? 785 00:48:51,410 --> 00:48:55,700 Oh... uh, I must've dosed off. 786 00:48:55,710 --> 00:48:57,990 You better go home and get some sleep. 787 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Yeah. 788 00:48:59,010 --> 00:49:01,530 Hey!... where are you going? 789 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,730 Ahh.. Can it MacGyver! I don't need anymore of your crap. 790 00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:06,730 I'm taking April to dinner. 791 00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:10,060 Oh, oh, hurts dunn't! 792 00:49:10,130 --> 00:49:11,900 Ohhh! 793 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,930 What, no Jaguar? 794 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,100 It's in the shop. 795 00:49:27,110 --> 00:49:29,000 Oh, OK, thanks. 796 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,000 Sparks in the air tonight. 797 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,400 Dropping off or picking up? 798 00:49:46,430 --> 00:49:48,860 Um, neither... 799 00:49:48,870 --> 00:49:52,300 Uh, good evening ma'am, this is uh, Agent J. 800 00:49:52,310 --> 00:49:55,260 I'm Agent K. We'd like to ask you a few questions. 801 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,660 We found this man behind your establishment. 802 00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:05,200 Did anybody see or hear anything this evening? 803 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:10,000 No, I was playing video games all night, and earlier I was watching ‘Batman and Robin', and then before... 804 00:50:10,010 --> 00:50:13,800 I'm not looking for an alibi tonight ma'am. I'm just look'n to ask ya a few questions. 805 00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:19,260 Wait, ‘Batman and Robin'? The television show or the crappy George Clooney movie? 806 00:50:19,270 --> 00:50:21,500 I didn't think it was that bad! 807 00:50:21,530 --> 00:50:26,060 Oh please... all the cool, icy, chill, freeze, analogies. 808 00:50:26,070 --> 00:50:29,000 My god, the bat suit had nipples on it! 809 00:50:29,010 --> 00:50:33,200 Ok... First of all, we need to get this man to a hospital. 810 00:50:33,210 --> 00:50:34,300 Second!... 811 00:50:34,310 --> 00:50:37,500 Any movie with Uma Thurman in it is ok in my book man. 812 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:45,600 We're gonna need an ambulance at 7345 South Seventeenth Street. I got a 10-20... 813 00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:47,500 I got a 10-Fif... 814 00:50:49,830 --> 00:50:53,000 What's the code for comatose? 815 00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:57,500 I got a coma guy! 816 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 This is very strange. 817 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,150 I'm getting a zero-point-zero reading on the P.K.E. Meter 818 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,470 What does that mean? 819 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,280 The P.K.E. Meter detects even the slightest amount of psycho kinetic energy. 820 00:51:10,290 --> 00:51:13,930 Every living soul on the planet emits at least some signal. 821 00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:16,000 This man... 822 00:51:16,150 --> 00:51:17,500 He has no soul. 823 00:51:17,510 --> 00:51:19,000 What is he, a politician? 824 00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:25,000 No, it appears that someone or some... thing has stolen this man's soul. 825 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,790 I'd like to get him inside, I could do a few tests. 826 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,090 No can do doc, we got the ambulance on the way right now. 827 00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:34,500 This guy appears to be in the same condition that the other were at the Mayan Theatre. 828 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,650 Are they alright? I haven't heard anything. 829 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,800 They're all down at St. Mary's 830 00:51:38,810 --> 00:51:42,000 - They're still alive but... - Sleep'n it off like this guy. 831 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:45,830 I'm afraid this doesn't look to good for your company sir. 832 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:49,000 I swear, I had nothing to do with this. 833 00:51:49,010 --> 00:51:52,600 If I can get him inside, I could run a few tests and I can figure all of this out 834 00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:54,100 Murderers! 835 00:51:54,110 --> 00:51:57,500 Mess'n with ghosts isn't good enough, now you have to mess with the living. 836 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,820 Wait right here. 837 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,150 So, should we take the body inside? 838 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,160 Yep. 839 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,400 Hey well, I had a great time tonight. 840 00:52:23,410 --> 00:52:26,670 I did too. We should get together and do it again sometime. 841 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:30,570 Definitely, only I pick the place next time. Ok? 842 00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:33,850 - What, no fish tacos? - No, no fish tacos! 843 00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:34,850 Those were good! 844 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:40,830 Yeah, I'm thinking something a little bit more authentic. Italian maybe... candles? 845 00:52:40,950 --> 00:52:43,000 Yeah, we can do that. 846 00:52:43,010 --> 00:52:46,500 But hey, I'm tired, I'm gonna get to bed. 847 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,100 Yeah I... 848 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,800 I got stuff to do too, so. 849 00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:52,740 Ok 850 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,000 - night - good night 851 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,300 Oh, hey, drive careful 852 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,800 Hey, it's me! 853 00:53:02,810 --> 00:53:04,800 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 854 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,000 Bye 855 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:11,600 Hey I saw that you pussy. Too lame to go in for the kiss? 856 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,500 I.. I'm not lame! 857 00:53:15,510 --> 00:53:19,000 Yeah, whatever. Bet you haven't been laid in years. 858 00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,100 kiss my sack! 859 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:28,500 You don't wait long to get back on the wagon, do you? 860 00:53:28,510 --> 00:53:30,500 How the hell did you get in here? 861 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,300 The window was open. 862 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,600 I'm calling the cops. 863 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:40,300 I've decided to give you one last chance... 864 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,000 To join me! 865 00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:45,500 Your legs... 866 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,420 Lying about secret weapon contracts is one thing... 867 00:53:51,430 --> 00:53:54,200 Pretending to be in a wheelchair is just desp... 868 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:58,570 I am offering you one last chance to be my QUEEN! 869 00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:00,700 Forget it! Get out of here, you freak! 870 00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:03,900 Alright... 871 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,000 But first there's something I'd like to show you. 872 00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:10,000 How the hell did you get that! 873 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,900 I'm calling the police. 874 00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:13,100 They cannot help you. 875 00:54:13,110 --> 00:54:18,000 No!... No!... NO!... NO! 876 00:54:18,010 --> 00:54:19,620 Hey, what's going on in here? 877 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,000 Miss Hunter, you ok? 878 00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:24,000 I'm fine! He was just leaving! 879 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,300 Good day 880 00:54:25,310 --> 00:54:27,900 Sorry for interrupting, it sounded like something was going on in here. 881 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000 No, everything's fine now thank you. 882 00:54:31,010 --> 00:54:36,100 Can you please make sure that that gentleman finds his way out of the building completely. 883 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:37,500 Will do. 884 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:43,000 Hey! You! 885 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,700 Sir, I'm gonna hafta ask you to leave the building. 886 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,700 I don't know what the problem is!? I was just trying to show her something. 887 00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:54,500 I don't think she'll wanna see anything you've gotta show her. 888 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:59,110 Well then perhaps, you'd like to see. 889 00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:04,000 Hey, good morning boys. 890 00:55:04,010 --> 00:55:06,000 April! What are doing here? 891 00:55:06,010 --> 00:55:08,100 Good morning lady. I'm making blintza 892 00:55:08,110 --> 00:55:10,000 Yeah, you wanna stay for breakfast? 893 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:11,450 Sure. 894 00:55:30,970 --> 00:55:34,600 And this morning my superintendent was unconscious in the hallway. 895 00:55:34,610 --> 00:55:37,800 It's strange, Konstantin is walking now too. 896 00:55:37,810 --> 00:55:40,600 So, your saying that Konstantin has one of our traps? 897 00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:42,140 That's what it looked like, yes. 898 00:55:42,150 --> 00:55:44,690 If Konstantin has one of our traps he may be able to figure out how to use... 899 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:50,000 Wait wait wait. Ya know, I heard that if you look into that thing while it's closing it can make you impotent. 900 00:55:50,010 --> 00:55:52,500 What, like you can't go when you need to? 901 00:55:52,510 --> 00:55:53,600 That's incontinence. 902 00:55:53,610 --> 00:55:55,000 I think you get that too. 903 00:55:55,010 --> 00:55:57,000 - Is that true? - Ask Ed. 904 00:55:57,010 --> 00:55:59,100 Ed, are you impotent? 905 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,600 Dr. Stantz's theory is that the eyes are a window into the soul. 906 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:07,000 Therefore if a living person were to look into the trap, as it was closing,... 907 00:56:07,010 --> 00:56:09,500 It could steal their life essence, rendering that person... 908 00:56:09,510 --> 00:56:12,000 What! A flesh craving zombie Ed? 909 00:56:12,010 --> 00:56:13,950 In a comatose state. 910 00:56:14,150 --> 00:56:14,950 Pavel? 911 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:15,960 What!? 912 00:56:15,970 --> 00:56:19,900 Do you think that Konstantin would ever intentionally steal a person's soul? 913 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:23,050 Wait a minute, why the hell would he know? 914 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,600 I think he would do anything to unlock his amulet. 915 00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:27,210 I knew it! 916 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:30,800 I knew you knew more than than you wanted me to know you knew. 917 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,400 What do you know? 918 00:56:33,410 --> 00:56:35,000 Pavel is a former student of Konstantin's 919 00:56:35,010 --> 00:56:36,900 What the hell is going on here Pavel? 920 00:56:36,910 --> 00:56:38,000 Are you working for him? 921 00:56:38,010 --> 00:56:41,550 So what, Ed gets to know about your past, and you keep it a secret from me? 922 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,860 I didn't think it was big deal. 923 00:56:42,870 --> 00:56:46,020 Big deal!? This guy's stealing souls, for Christ's sake. 924 00:56:46,030 --> 00:56:48,800 And as far as I'm concerned, you're an accomplice. 925 00:56:48,810 --> 00:56:51,500 And you! You son of a bitch, you coulda clued me in on this. 926 00:56:51,510 --> 00:56:54,000 - Please, calm down. - No! This is bullshit! 927 00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:56,200 I take enough of Ed's crap, i don't need it from you too. 928 00:56:56,210 --> 00:56:59,260 Neil, there are more important things going on here than you and your ego. 929 00:56:59,270 --> 00:57:01,600 Ego!... you think I have an ego. 930 00:57:01,610 --> 00:57:03,800 Why don't we ask her, do I have an ego? 931 00:57:03,810 --> 00:57:05,600 Well... a... it's... just 932 00:57:05,610 --> 00:57:12,000 Oh that's just great! I guess I'll take me and my ego and get outa here. 933 00:57:12,010 --> 00:57:14,000 You can help them stop Konstantin. 934 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,520 Great... I've ruined everything. Ed, I'm sorry. 935 00:57:20,530 --> 00:57:22,000 No it's not you fault. 936 00:57:22,020 --> 00:57:25,300 Along with the city revoking our business, now, I've driven Neil away. 937 00:57:25,310 --> 00:57:27,500 Did the bureaucrats take all of your equipment? 938 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:31,000 Well, we still have the neutrino pack and a couple of traps... 939 00:57:31,010 --> 00:57:34,400 And I'm very thankful that for now they haven't touched the containment unit. 940 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,250 Face it Ed, Ghostbusters are finished. 941 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000 Oh my... 942 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,300 What's happening? He must've opened a portal. 943 00:58:54,500 --> 00:59:01,400 Oh! You're big! You're big! Yeah, alright! Destroy me! Yeah, yeah, destroy me. 944 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:04,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it! 945 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,800 So let me get this straight. 946 00:59:18,810 --> 00:59:23,220 Some madman, with the powers of the underworld has summoned... 947 00:59:23,990 --> 00:59:25,000 Some thing! 948 00:59:25,010 --> 00:59:27,800 That's gonna devour every soul on the planet. 949 00:59:27,810 --> 00:59:29,900 Ammit, the eater of the dead, your honor. 950 00:59:29,910 --> 00:59:31,620 The powers of Anubis. 951 00:59:31,630 --> 00:59:33,200 Forget it! I don't care! 952 00:59:33,210 --> 00:59:38,000 But this... this is not gonna happen in Denver. 953 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,800 This doesn't really happen anywhere, mayor. 954 00:59:40,810 --> 00:59:42,810 And soon it could be everywhere. 955 00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:44,820 Like Starbucks. 956 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000 Can you stop it? 957 00:59:47,010 --> 00:59:48,020 Possibly 958 00:59:48,030 --> 00:59:50,800 First we need to evacuate this area of the city. 959 00:59:50,810 --> 00:59:55,600 The psycho kinetic readings for these coordinates are off the charts. If we could isolate the threat here... 960 00:59:55,610 --> 00:59:57,000 Done, what else do you need. 961 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:02,500 Well if it's not too much trouble we'd like our uh... equipment back. 962 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:13,500 Hello. 963 01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,400 Hi. 964 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,800 Why are you sitting there like that? 965 01:00:19,810 --> 01:00:25,700 Look kid, if it's all the same to you, I'd really just prefer not to be bothered right now. Ok? 966 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,500 Allison come on, we're leaving! 967 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,500 Sounds like your mom's calling you anyway, you don't wanna get in trouble. 968 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,000 What's wrong? 969 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,600 I... 970 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,450 I had a fight with some friends, is all. 971 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:48,500 My father says that fighting builds character. 972 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,600 My parents have a lot of character. 973 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:52,900 Teh 974 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,800 Maybe they should quit. 975 01:00:56,810 --> 01:00:57,810 Allison! 976 01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:02,700 Well, I havta go. We're leaving the city. 977 01:01:02,710 --> 01:01:05,000 Leaving the city? Why? 978 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:09,000 Havn't you been paying attention? 979 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:22,100 Aren't you a Ghostbuster? 980 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000 Are you going to save us? 981 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,500 You know we're going too, right? 982 01:01:49,510 --> 01:01:51,500 It's much too dangerous. 983 01:01:51,510 --> 01:01:54,800 Well, if you fail the world's going to end anyway. 984 01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:58,500 She's got a point. Alright, let's rock this kasbah 985 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,500 Uh, sir. 986 01:02:35,510 --> 01:02:37,750 Camera 17 is sending us a feed. 987 01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:38,800 It's April 988 01:02:38,810 --> 01:02:39,900 What's she got? 989 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:45,100 Broadcast that! Interrupt all feeds. Get New York and L.A. On the lines. 990 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:53,300 Some sort of ghost tornado, erupting from downtown Denver, a “soul-nado” if you will. 991 01:02:53,330 --> 01:02:57,000 Denver at this point has been evacuated, the mayor has sent out another warning... 992 01:02:57,010 --> 01:02:58,200 What! 993 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,400 Denver could be facing Armageddon first hand. 994 01:03:19,410 --> 01:03:24,000 It would seem that the Denver Ghostbusters are the world's only hope at this point as the “soul-nado”... 995 01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:55,000 Nafu shem seti Ammit 996 01:03:55,010 --> 01:03:58,190 Aiki rockto nayga 997 01:03:59,430 --> 01:04:02,000 Ammit shahmsay 998 01:04:02,010 --> 01:04:05,300 Nafu shem seti Ammit 999 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,800 I thought you guys were out of business. 1000 01:04:12,810 --> 01:04:14,700 We're here by order of the mayor. 1001 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,200 The system is so screwed up these days. 1002 01:04:18,210 --> 01:04:23,700 Isn't sort of of cliché that every time that there's a “disaster” you get to meet the mayor? 1003 01:04:23,710 --> 01:04:27,000 Klause, you must stop this! This is madness! You don't know what you're doing! 1004 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:31,600 I am a god! And I know exactly what I'm doing. 1005 01:04:31,610 --> 01:04:32,700 Ask Pavel. 1006 01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:35,640 - Cleansing the earth of evil huh? - Precisely! 1007 01:04:35,650 --> 01:04:38,200 You were a better man before, this power has corrupted you. 1008 01:04:38,210 --> 01:04:41,300 A better man? A CRIPPLE IN A WHEELCHAIR! 1009 01:04:41,310 --> 01:04:43,000 I was never a better man! No! 1010 01:04:43,010 --> 01:04:47,000 Being a man is nothing compared to being a god. 1011 01:04:47,010 --> 01:04:50,000 And I plan to release this planet from the wickedness of man. 1012 01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,900 Not everyone is WICKED! 1013 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:55,400 Well, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs now can you. 1014 01:04:55,410 --> 01:04:59,000 These aren't eggs we're talking about. These are people's souls! 1015 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,240 I'll do what it takes to stop you. 1016 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,500 Show me your best Ghostbuster. 1017 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:21,900 HAHAHaHahahahahaHA! 1018 01:05:21,910 --> 01:05:24,000 Is that all you've got? 1019 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:27,900 Here, let me try. 1020 01:05:27,910 --> 01:05:34,000 Ammit nechfnissy city Ammit Meri ey! 1021 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:40,000 Nufair shadam cham sity.. 1022 01:05:40,010 --> 01:05:41,900 Meri ey! 1023 01:05:41,910 --> 01:05:43,000 ha ha ha ha ha ha 1024 01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:48,400 They are still in the building and there... 1025 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:59,800 There's a... giant... ghost... dragon thing flying over Denver! 1026 01:05:59,810 --> 01:06:01,630 GHOST DRAGON THING! 1027 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,050 Holy SHIT! 1028 01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:10,000 ...giant monster that looks like the ghost of... FALKOR is terrorizing downtown Den... 1029 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:22,040 Ed, You take care of that, I'll stay here. 1030 01:06:22,050 --> 01:06:23,050 Pavel... 1031 01:06:23,060 --> 01:06:26,000 Ed, I could've taken care of this a long time ago. 1032 01:06:26,010 --> 01:06:28,400 This time, he's not gonna get away. 1033 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:30,400 Be careful! 1034 01:06:30,410 --> 01:06:31,400 You too. 1035 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:37,800 Lavar? 1036 01:06:37,990 --> 01:06:39,700 What are you doing here? 1037 01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,700 I'm here to put a stop to all this nonsense. 1038 01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:43,600 Oh good, we could really use your help right now. 1039 01:06:43,610 --> 01:06:48,500 n... I'm here to stop you. What you do is wrong. 1040 01:06:48,510 --> 01:06:50,800 I'm placing you under citizens arrest. 1041 01:06:50,810 --> 01:06:54,200 Levar, we're trying to save the world here, can't we set aside our differences? 1042 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,410 OK, setting aside all of our differences... 1043 01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:05,200 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! 1044 01:07:05,210 --> 01:07:07,500 I've never seen a ghost that big before. 1045 01:07:07,510 --> 01:07:10,000 But you can stop it though, can't you? 1046 01:07:10,010 --> 01:07:14,000 I... thought you didn't want us meddling in the affairs of the afterlife. 1047 01:07:14,010 --> 01:07:16,100 I.. t-take it back. 1048 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:23,600 I'm glad you've come to your senses Pavel. I could use you. 1049 01:07:23,610 --> 01:07:27,600 As we destroy the world, I'll need an assistant. 1050 01:07:27,770 --> 01:07:29,200 I don't think so. 1051 01:07:29,210 --> 01:07:33,400 You'll be worshiped as a god. money, power, it will all be yours! 1052 01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:36,500 What good is money and power when you have no one to share it with. 1053 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,500 Well I don't plan to destroy “every” human. 1054 01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:46,500 But, those that except me as their god, will be spared. 1055 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,960 Join me Pavel. 1056 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,100 The proton cannon seems to have no effect on the beast. 1057 01:08:24,110 --> 01:08:25,500 Can you go any faster? 1058 01:08:25,510 --> 01:08:26,510 Hell yeah! 1059 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:32,070 This is a big ass dragon. 1060 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,080 What it is that thing? 1061 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,700 I have an idea. 1062 01:08:41,710 --> 01:08:42,550 What? 1063 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:43,400 AN IDEA! 1064 01:08:43,410 --> 01:08:45,300 No I heard you. What's your idea? 1065 01:08:45,310 --> 01:08:48,900 Well we'll... We'll herd it. Like... like cattle. 1066 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:52,900 What will it be Pavel? 1067 01:08:53,900 --> 01:08:56,100 You already know my answer. 1068 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,400 Your death shall be swift. 1069 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,820 ahnas san seda... 1070 01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:28,200 WHOOOAA! 1071 01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:29,210 ...in pursuit. 1072 01:09:29,220 --> 01:09:31,000 Ye Haw! 1073 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,400 Oooh! 1074 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,690 Well that does it for stupid snake... 1075 01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:00,700 Face! 1076 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:02,400 You came, You saw,... 1077 01:10:02,410 --> 01:10:04,200 You kicked it's Aaasssss! 1078 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,400 NICE! 1079 01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:07,030 YES! Nice going guys! 1080 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:16,700 Ed! 1081 01:10:16,710 --> 01:10:17,700 I failed! 1082 01:10:17,710 --> 01:10:19,000 I couldn't stop him. 1083 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,600 Let's try this. 1084 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000 Alright, closing trap. 1085 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,600 What! 1086 01:10:35,610 --> 01:10:37,550 No, this can't be!? 1087 01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,000 NO! Those souls are MINE! 1088 01:10:39,010 --> 01:10:40,000 MINE! 1089 01:11:03,770 --> 01:11:05,100 Ha! It's too late! 1090 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:08,000 The portal cannot be stopped! 1091 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,500 Blastage! 1092 01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:21,700 Now Lavar! 1093 01:11:22,150 --> 01:11:24,200 Here goes nothing. 1094 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:33,700 Go full stream 1095 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,000 It's hopeless! 1096 01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:51,900 Bad dog! No Biscuit 1097 01:12:12,450 --> 01:12:14,000 Don't let him get into the portal! 1098 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,400 There's enough energy in that alternate dimension to fuel his amulet. 1099 01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:30,400 If he gains enough power, he'll be able to keep it open permanently. 1100 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:33,500 eh no. This never ends, so what do we do? 1101 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:36,400 Ed! 1102 01:12:36,410 --> 01:12:37,700 Let me think a second! 1103 01:12:37,710 --> 01:12:39,500 Ed, there's something wrong with this thing! 1104 01:12:39,510 --> 01:12:42,000 Oh No! The pack's gone critical, it's overloading! 1105 01:12:42,010 --> 01:12:43,600 What the hell does that mean? 1106 01:12:43,610 --> 01:12:47,800 The sub-atomic housing is overheated. The matter is beginning to collapse into the antimatter. 1107 01:12:47,810 --> 01:12:49,300 That's BAD, right?! 1108 01:12:49,310 --> 01:12:50,900 For THIS dimension. 1109 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:56,600 yes 1110 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,300 Yes! 1111 01:12:58,310 --> 01:12:59,300 YES! 1112 01:12:59,310 --> 01:13:01,200 Unlimited Power! 1113 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,500 Unlimited Power! 1114 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,500 YES! 1115 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,000 Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! 1116 01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:29,400 Dy-no-mite! 1117 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,000 oh... Oh, this better be on YouTube tomorrow! 1118 01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:37,100 It looks like the world will keep it's souls after all. 1119 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:40,900 atta girl! Oh she's goood! 1120 01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:52,400 I knew you'd be back Neil. 1121 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,000 well... 1122 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,100 I guess I couldn't let you steal my limelight, could I! 1123 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,000 ahh.. 1124 01:14:03,010 --> 01:14:05,000 Oh! God! yeah 1125 01:14:05,010 --> 01:14:07,700 Hug, precisely what I was thinking. alright 1126 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:11,800 Hell no! 1127 01:14:11,810 --> 01:14:12,820 no 1128 01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:15,790 Good work Lavar! 1129 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:19,800 Thanks, Ed. You know, I was wrong about you. 1130 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:26,900 Pavel, I'm really glad you're one of the good guys. 1131 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,600 Hey man! What do you think happened to Konstantin? 1132 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,700 Well... 1133 01:14:33,710 --> 01:14:35,200 He's Toast! 1134 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:41,200 There is still no sign of the Ghostbusters who hours ago entered the strange building. 1135 01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:44,500 and we have still not... Here they come now. 1136 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,800 What was it like in there? 1137 01:14:46,810 --> 01:14:51,060 Well I gotta tell ya... that... was a close one! 1138 01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:55,600 uh, The threat has been eliminated. all we havta do is return these souls to their rightful owners. 1139 01:14:55,610 --> 01:15:01,600 I'm gonna do a special on my show of how Lavar Gorden almost died... twice. 1140 01:15:01,610 --> 01:15:04,400 I think I will go to Disneyland. Hi Mother. 1141 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,420 Were there any human casualties? 1142 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,500 uh, the cripple. 1143 01:15:10,900 --> 01:15:12,600 Nobody cares about him. 1144 01:15:12,610 --> 01:15:18,630 Ya know, What's important is that we get these souls back to their rightful owners. 1145 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:24,400 and Ed here, is gonna describe the device that's gonna do, just that. 1146 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:26,300 oh um... 1147 01:15:26,310 --> 01:15:33,900 yeah I created a device that uh captures psycho kinetic energy and polarizes it so that uh... 1148 01:15:33,910 --> 01:15:38,400 you can use the electromagnetic aura that is a residual, um, result tu... 1149 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,600 I'm just bullshitting... can you edit this out later? 1150 01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,600 Ed, we're live. 1151 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,400 uh um, as I was saying psycho kinet... 1152 01:15:49,410 --> 01:15:51,500 What are your feelings now that you've come out OK? 1153 01:15:51,510 --> 01:15:55,560 You know what, that's... that's... that's enough OK. 1154 01:15:55,570 --> 01:15:58,600 There's no feelings... and there's no more pictures. 1155 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,700 We're going home, we're tired. Guys we're outa here. 1156 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,800 I will call you... maybe... 1157 01:16:07,810 --> 01:16:09,800 Thought we were getting to be their friends. 1158 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,000 And the day is once again saved by the Ghostbusters. 1159 01:16:15,010 --> 01:16:18,000 I'm April Hunter from Channel 8 News, reminding you... 1160 01:16:18,010 --> 01:16:19,800 Don't be afraid of no ghosts! 1161 01:16:20,070 --> 01:16:26,100 Clean up crews will be working around the clock, cleaning up the rubble from last night's epic battle. 1162 01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:30,000 Turns out that the Ghostbusters were ALWAYS on our side... 1163 01:16:30,010 --> 01:16:33,600 as I pointed out months ago... or weeks... 1164 01:16:33,610 --> 01:16:36,300 Depending on what type of calendar you use. 1165 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:39,800 Welcome back to “Science of the Universe”. I'm Ed Spengler. 1166 01:16:39,810 --> 01:16:42,030 And I'm Lavar Gordon. 1167 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:45,000 Now today is our Ghostbusters Special. 1168 01:16:45,010 --> 01:16:49,000 That's right! we're going to be taking a look at the technology that saved the world. 1169 01:16:55,470 --> 01:16:57,000 Ghostbusters! 1170 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,500 If there's something strange... in your neighborhood... 1171 01:17:02,190 --> 01:17:03,720 Who ya gonna call? 1172 01:17:03,730 --> 01:17:05,360 Ghostbusters! 1173 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:09,630 If there's something weird... and it don't look good... 1174 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,960 Who ya gonna call? 1175 01:17:11,980 --> 01:17:13,620 Ghostbusters! 1176 01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:22,770 I ain't fraid a no ghost! 1177 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,120 I ain't fraid a no ghost! 1178 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:43,080 If you're seeing things... running through your head... 1179 01:17:43,550 --> 01:17:44,900 Who can ya call? 1180 01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:46,820 Ghostbusters! 1181 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:51,310 An invisible man... sleeping in your bed... 1182 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,320 Oh! Who ya gonna call? 1183 01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:55,120 Ghostbusters! 1184 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,330 I ain't fraid a no ghost! 1185 01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:12,500 I ain't fraid a no ghost! 1186 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,600 Who ya gonna call? 1187 01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:20,020 Ghostbusters! 1188 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:24,600 If you're all alone... pick up the phone... 1189 01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:26,200 and call... 1190 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,500 Ghostbusters! 1191 01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:33,500 I ain't fraid a no ghost! 1192 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,650 I hear it likes the girls. 1193 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,800 I ain't fraid a no ghost! 1194 01:18:44,150 --> 01:18:46,400 Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! 1195 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,650 Who ya gonna call? 1196 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,500 Ghostbusters! 1197 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:58,500 Mm... if you've had a dose... Of a freaky ghost baby... 1198 01:18:58,510 --> 01:18:59,900 You better call... 1199 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,800 Ghostbusters! 1200 01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:16,200 let me tell ya something... 1201 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,600 Bustin' makes me feel good! 1202 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,500 I ain't fraid a no ghost! 1203 01:19:34,100 --> 01:19:35,800 I ain't fraid a no ghost! 1204 01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:40,920 Don't get caught alone oh no... 1205 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,400 Ghostbusters! 1206 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,930 When it comes through your door... Unless you just want some more... 1207 01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:49,720 I think you better call... 1208 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,600 Ghostbusters! 92273

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