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Red Average: (A) Final report of bad school
grades.(syn.''flunked'',''failed'')
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(B)My life.
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First day of school
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That moron face is Condoro,
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CONDORO. 17 years old. THlRD A
my best friend since l was two...
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...he's been poor since living with his mom,
so he is all day at my place...
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...if it wasn't for us,
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Condoro, masculine, 1.(Chilean slang)
We call him Condoro since his...
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''''''Miscalculation. 2. Roberto's friend.
'''' birth was a miscalculation...''
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Condoro's father
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Condoro's mom
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Condoro
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Sing like a man, fag.
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Marcos. 21 Years old. FOURTH B
He just turned 22...
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...and he's still in school.
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He hasn't been expelled because
his old man is practically the owner
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Marcos flunked four times.
His only hobby is to bother...
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Condoro, Papitas and me.
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Papitas is the last one
in the school's list.
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Papitas. 16 years old. THlRD A
Three year's ago it was found...
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...he had a mental deficiency
like Forrest Gump.
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''''''My dad's profession''''
He lost all the respect he had...''
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...when he said that his dad
exported potatoes for living.
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The freakiest thing is that his
dad made it to theAsian market...
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...with a successful spot with a
gayish character named Gattin...
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My cat is cute and munches potatoes.
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Papitas is not a bad person and
since his dad became a millionaire...
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...by exporting potatoes to Belgium,
we like him more every day.
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His only problem is that he never
leave us alone... and like Condoro...
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...would say... this dweeb is only
good for scaring girls away.
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And talking about girls: Marcela.
The grade's bitch. The first one...
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Marcela. 17 years old. Third A
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...to get tits, so the first on to
inspire me when l started masturbating.
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, Marcela boils the water,
but doesn't serve the tea.
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Well at least not with me.
She's like the typical chick...
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...that goes out with older guys,
with car, with a life...
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...like Fele, the asshole.
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Fele. 19 years old. Fourth B
Fele is the enemy. He flunked out
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a supposedly prestigious school...
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...and ended up at this dump.
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e fucked all the chicks from
my generation.
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How? Using all his neo-hippie
style, his poncho bought at the store...
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...and his supposed artistic
sensibility. The typical dude who...
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Roberto. 17 years old. THlRD A
And finally, me: Roberto Rodriguez.
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ACADEMlC EXCELLENCY : ROBERTO
RODRlGUEZ.
My plan is simple. Finish school...
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...draw and edit a monthly comic
independently...
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...after a year, sell part of the
rights to a big editorial,
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after two or three years, publish it
in the international market...
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''''''THE STRANGE OBESlTY OF THE BElNG''''
...sell the adaptation for millions...''
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''''''THE STRANGE OBESlTY OFTHE BElNG''''''
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...and depending on the box ofice hit,
say that it was always meant to be...
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...the first chapter of a trilogy
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Have a sexy wife ten years younger,
who wouldn't mind lesbian trios.
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But well, before that,
l have to get out of here.
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Some people say that school is
the best time of your life.
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lf that's so, l can't imagine what
the worst would be like.
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''RED AVERAGE
''''Chronicle of How to Survive at School''
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Silence, silence, silence!
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Manolo
Manolo is our homeroom teacher.
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He has always hated Condoro and me,
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maybe because he thinks we're
cute and successful.
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Silence!
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l am going to call the roll!
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The one who doesn't answer will
be marked absent.
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Present.
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Right here.
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Drop that gum!
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Here, teacher.
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The little pair doing their thing.
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-Fags, semen drawls out your ass!
-Silence. Silence please!
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not, you'll go to detention!
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Dweeb!
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What are you hiding, Mr. Rodriguez?
Show me that paper.
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, Which one?
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ls this your idea of fun,
Mr. Rodriguez?
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We're headed to a good start.
You, come and sit here.
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You're going to thank me for this,
seeing how your performance goes...
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Every year we dreamed with an
incredible girl crossing that door..
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...saying she was our new classmate.
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Five years ago
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But not.
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Four years ago
Only failed genetic experiments...
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Three years ago
Fat, ugly and full of pimples...
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Two years ago
...or rejected circus freaks...
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One year ago
...l had lost hope...
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...until suddenly and
with no warning...
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-Hi
-Yes?
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-ls this Third grade A, isn't it?
-Yes...
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Sorry for being late.
l was at the office.
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And what do you need?
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Classes.
l am the new student.
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...she arrived.
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Come here!
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She's Cristina.
From Spain, our Mother land.
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l hope you will all make
her feel like at home.
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Seat down next to
the fat one with glasses.
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Let's see if a woman can
shape you up, Rodriguez.
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Cristina. She was... actually,
l don't know anything about her
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l mean, only her name was enough
to want to get her a beach house,
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many kids and three Labradors dogs.
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The only problem was that
l couldn't speak to her.
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Are you OK?
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ls that The Dark Room?
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Can l see it?
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Never a woman asked me for a comic.
Worse: never a woman touched me...
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...without making me feel that l need
to run to the bathroom to masturbate.
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l've never seen this edition.
The 37th edition, isn't it?
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Do you know it?
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lt's the only one that l need
to complete my collection.
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lt's a limited special edition.
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Mr. Rodriguez, please stop flirting
with her and pay attention.
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-See how she speaks like a porno star?
-All porno's are dubbed in Spain...
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Oh, Cristina, yes move your pussy!
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That l will fill it with my milk...
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-What's up, guys?
-What do you care, fucking Papitas?
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Do l have to explain things to you
'cause you're rich, mother fucker?
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Check out how fast you've lost her.
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Fele is talking to the Spanish girl.
That asshole is God.
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Do you have a ride?
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l think the 442 is the one l need, no?
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l'll give you a ride, so we can talk.
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The new chick is looking hot.
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''''''Juanita's Orgies''''
''''The Dark Room''''''
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Fele must be already totally
fucking her from behind.
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Yes, Cristina!
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-What's with Fele? Do you like him?
-Yes.
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Fuck, what a fagget.
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He's attractive for women, no?
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lf you were a chick he would
turn you on.
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He's like all gentleman, sensitive,
poetic... besides he's got a car.
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l don't get how all of them are so
fucking stupid that they give the time...
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...to that fucking neo-hippie,
with that look...
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...''l-haven't-shower-in-three-days-
and-l-am-a-hunk-anyway.''
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He's a son of a bitch. He fucked
up the lives of every chick.
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lt's alright. They're bitches.
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What are we doing wrong? Why
girls don't dig dudes like us?
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-Wanna dance with me?
-No.
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-Wanna dance with me?
-No.
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-Wanna dance with me?
-No.
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Check out the positive side. Now
we got new material for masturbating.
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Cristina?
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-Condorin...
-You've lost.
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Yes. Any problem?
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Condorin, l was...
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Unless you're in love. No one does
it thinking in the chick you love.
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How many times have you
fallen in love?
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-Not one. You think l am a fag?
-And where did you get that from?
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-Have you masturbated thinking
in Marcela?
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Sure.
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-ln Chofi?
-Yes.
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-ln Claudia?
-Also.
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-ln her?
-Not... yet.
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-ln the Art teacher?
-Every day.
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-ln Pilar?
-She needs to get rid of some weight.
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-ln Conny?
-Of course.
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-ln Chechu?
-Are you crazy? She's awful.
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-She has big tits.
-Her face is disgusting.
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-And in your mom?
-What's your problem, asshole?
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-ln mine?
-Don't bullshit me.
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-She was hot. She was on Miss Chile.
-You've told me a thousand times.
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-ln your cousin?
-Sick asshole, she's fourteen.
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Big fucking deal.
My mom had me at that age.
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That's why you came out stupid.
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My head hurts. l feel bad.
Where are my panties?
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-Did you pay for the three of us?
-Yes. Did you see l seized them up?
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No. And hurry, we're
all finished.
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Won't you feel like
masturbating with Cristina?
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lt's not that she won't turn me on,
today when she touched my hand...
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...l felt like it could be something
special... more special.
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More special, you're like a fagget
with feelings.
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Get this: women will never dig us,
they're there so we can masturbate.
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-Let's see... what do want in a woman?
-To understand me, love me and that...
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...from now and then let you ejaculate
her on her face... is that it?
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They're now looking for hunkies.
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Not even when hell's frozen over would
they dig a weirdo deformed like you.
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Why not?
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l bet you that this chick will
be fucking Fele like hell.
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entiende... no estan en edad de descubrir tu
maravilloso mundo interior
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want
to draw comics...
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...or that you know
Star Wars by heart.
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At this age, chicks only want to fuck
with hot dudes, thin, and good vibes.
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Not with fatties with glasses
and pimples.
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l bet you that you're wrong.
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l bet you your entire collection of
The Dark Room that from now until the...
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-...end of the year she won't go out with you.
-Ok, but if not, you give me back my pictures...
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-OK?
-OK.
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And me? Can l bet too?
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Take the trays...
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Guys...
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Hi, Grandpa!
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-Dude, go home.
-There's no electricity.
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-lt's not my fault that you're poor
-You can't be so mean, friend.
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Roberto, it's so cold!
Open up, please!
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-Fuck, your grandpa is doing bad.
-lf my mother hears you, she'd kill you.
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l am going to the kitchen,
can you watch him?
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Roberto, your grandpa...
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...is acting weird.
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Leave him alone!
Relax!
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Roberto, your grandpa is dying!
Call an ambulance!
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Come on grandpa! Come back!
1,2,3...
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Stop it, idiot, stop! Stop!
Get out, fucker.
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-What are you doing?
-Get out, fucker!
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-What are you doing, asshole?
-Your grandpa is dying!
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-Calm down! Calm down!
-Dude, your grandpa...
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Like he's on morphine, he
wants to get noticed,
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he thinks it's fun to play dead,
but, nothing is going on, relax.
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l didn't know.
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Forgive me, grandpa.
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Come here,
l am not your grandpa, moron....
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My grandfather
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When he was 20, he inherited land
and married my grandma,
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she died when she gave birth to my mom...
He decided to overcome depression...
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...getting involved with lots of
girls and by getting drunk.
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He fucked up the family's fortune.
Everything went to hell when he...
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...decided to bet his last land to
impress a couple of bitches.
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, The place was called Chuquicamata.
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Actually, the largest copper
mine of the world.
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And when he was diagnosed with
cancer, he came to live with us.
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Fuck that Cristina is hot...
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...and that Spanish accent, Spanish
girls are bitches and liberals...
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...l am at school alone,
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and she comes in,
she gets close to me,
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she takes her tie off,
she sits on the desk...
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She puts her leg on me,
grabs my tie...
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...we're about to kiss,
we're about...
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...fucking shit. l can't.
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-When did you masturbated last?
-Dad.
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This morning, l was in the shower,
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l grabbed the liquid soap...
230
00:21:21,273 --> 00:21:23,242
Be quiet, kid!
231
00:21:23,342 --> 00:21:25,912
Let him tell me his stuff!
232
00:21:25,912 --> 00:21:32,554
-Condoro, you ate everything!
-Sure, you're too fat.
233
00:21:33,823 --> 00:21:38,929
-To what grade did you make it?
-Third year of high school, grandpa.
234
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:41,766
-What is that?
-ln your time, fifth year, dad.
235
00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:44,936
My mother...My mother is
more neurotic every day,
236
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,172
because of my grandfather's illness,
237
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:50,877
we never thought he'd last so long,
she only wants him dead, so can rest.
238
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:57,019
-At your age, l wasn't a virgin.
-Dad!
239
00:21:57,119 --> 00:22:03,159
What? l was telling them what
they need to know. Common!
240
00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:08,133
You are big now.
You have to stop wasting time...
241
00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:14,207
...and have to jump on one of
of your little classmates.
242
00:22:14,307 --> 00:22:18,312
Dad, please. The kid.
243
00:22:18,412 --> 00:22:24,220
Robertito... .. is too fat.
244
00:22:24,353 --> 00:22:26,223
No one would want to be his
girlfriend like that.
245
00:22:26,323 --> 00:22:27,657
You see you're fatso?
246
00:22:30,294 --> 00:22:38,271
-Grandpa, my classmates are air-headed.
-What's ''airheads''?
247
00:22:38,404 --> 00:22:39,940
Sillies, dad.
248
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:45,814
Do you want them in bed
or to solve math?
249
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:49,652
For Math. lt's looking bad this year.
250
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:55,226
This boy is stupid!
See what he says?
251
00:23:05,839 --> 00:23:08,577
-Do you want me to hit him again?
-Don't be silly.
252
00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:18,088
Hurry up fucking pig,
you gotta pay for our lunch.
253
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:47,493
-Hi!
-Hi!
254
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,230
-How are you?
-Fine, and you?
255
00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,867
Me, OK.
256
00:23:55,470 --> 00:24:02,812
ls that good?
Vegetables in Chile are awesome.
257
00:24:05,015 --> 00:24:08,786
There's no food on your plate.
You went straight to this stupid girl.
258
00:24:09,421 --> 00:24:10,388
My name is Cristina.
259
00:24:10,489 --> 00:24:13,426
l know, the Spanish style co�o,
fuck, eat my pussy!
260
00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:17,030
What's up with the little Spanish?
Are you going to fuck her or not?
261
00:24:17,131 --> 00:24:19,267
Did you tell her that we put
a price on her pussy?
262
00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:28,712
-Thank you.
-Sorry, sometimes l can't control it.
263
00:24:28,845 --> 00:24:33,418
Hey, last time l couldn't
give you this.
264
00:24:42,396 --> 00:24:46,134
-Cristina, can we do lunch together?
-Sure...
265
00:24:52,376 --> 00:24:56,414
Son of the bitch!
266
00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:08,429
Fele-two, Roberto-zero.
267
00:25:14,403 --> 00:25:15,171
Hello?
268
00:25:18,509 --> 00:25:19,977
Am l dead?
269
00:25:20,078 --> 00:25:24,183
No, you are at the nurse's office.
270
00:25:26,686 --> 00:25:28,688
And Ms. Berta?
271
00:25:29,456 --> 00:25:34,763
-She had an accident. She fell.
-ls she alright?
272
00:25:35,931 --> 00:25:37,767
l don't think so,
it was from a fourth floor.
273
00:25:39,335 --> 00:25:44,976
l am Miss Bravo, the new nurse.
Let's see what you have.
274
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:49,382
Get up a bit.
Like that. Very good.
275
00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:53,220
Are you OK?
276
00:25:54,855 --> 00:26:03,599
What is this? Does it hurt?
277
00:26:03,699 --> 00:26:11,110
No? Brave kid
278
00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:15,415
Does this hurt?
Calm down.
279
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:23,425
-What's your name?
-l am called Papitas.
280
00:26:23,525 --> 00:26:30,934
Papitas? Well, be brave.
281
00:26:34,372 --> 00:26:38,978
You know, we'll have to
give you an injection.
282
00:26:39,112 --> 00:26:46,221
Why?
283
00:26:50,292 --> 00:26:51,427
And where did you get
that mouth from?
284
00:26:54,131 --> 00:26:56,033
, Condorin, you should go
to the nurse's office.
285
00:26:56,133 --> 00:26:59,471
l'd never on earth fucking go to that
deformed old Berta, she has a shitty..
286
00:26:59,638 --> 00:27:01,674
...breathe and Rasta hair
sticking out her nose.
287
00:27:01,774 --> 00:27:05,845
No, she's no longer there.
288
00:27:05,946 --> 00:27:10,986
There's a new young lady
who is much prettier.
289
00:27:11,086 --> 00:27:15,091
With your taste with woman, it must
be another pig... and much older
290
00:27:15,792 --> 00:27:21,833
Papitas, why don't you spy on them?
291
00:27:21,967 --> 00:27:27,640
-Won't Fede get mad?
-Who cares, do you like him?
292
00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:31,278
Yes...
293
00:27:39,055 --> 00:27:43,127
But, tell me, from
which part of Madrid?
294
00:27:43,227 --> 00:27:46,465
-Where have you been?
-l've been to Madrid many times.
295
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:49,535
-l love Madrid
-The Ventas zone.
296
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:52,305
-Do you know it?
-Yes, yes.
297
00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:56,744
-Right?
-l love it, it's a green area...
298
00:27:56,844 --> 00:28:00,182
No, it's in the M-30.
299
00:28:00,315 --> 00:28:04,587
-But, l love it.
-lt's pretty.
300
00:28:04,721 --> 00:28:07,458
Tell me about your family,
your people.
301
00:28:07,591 --> 00:28:10,695
That's why l am in Chile...
302
00:28:10,795 --> 00:28:15,668
...my dad died some months ago,
since my mother is Chilean,
303
00:28:15,768 --> 00:28:19,673
she decided to come back to Chile,
to start a new life,
304
00:28:19,773 --> 00:28:22,944
to forget a little.
305
00:28:23,812 --> 00:28:26,248
-l am sorry.
-Thank you.
306
00:28:26,349 --> 00:28:30,787
l am very sorry about your old man.
That's bad.
307
00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:35,393
My mother and l had a very
bad time, but we're better now
308
00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:40,800
-And what did your old man do?
-He was a bullfighter.
309
00:28:40,934 --> 00:28:42,202
No way!
310
00:28:42,335 --> 00:28:44,305
He was a bullfighter.
311
00:28:51,781 --> 00:28:54,885
My mother met him when he came to
Chile for a television program.
312
00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:58,489
They went to live in Spain and
a year later l was born.
313
00:28:58,623 --> 00:29:04,731
When he retired, he used his fame to
put a restaurant called Ear Cutter..
314
00:29:08,836 --> 00:29:12,007
Three months ago, he put a mechanical
bull in his place...
315
00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:15,544
And decided to try it.
316
00:29:15,645 --> 00:29:18,415
Ol�! Ol�! Come bull,
317
00:29:20,784 --> 00:29:25,257
Come, come bastard!
318
00:29:26,425 --> 00:29:30,130
Come bull, come bull!
319
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,290
Two minutes later,
he had a heart attack.
320
00:30:00,869 --> 00:30:06,009
-You have a friend here in Chile.
-Thanks.
321
00:30:10,982 --> 00:30:12,718
Do you know what l do
when l get sad?
322
00:30:12,818 --> 00:30:14,053
What?
323
00:30:14,186 --> 00:30:15,988
l sing.
324
00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:19,326
You can sing?
325
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:23,531
And what kind of music?
326
00:30:24,967 --> 00:30:29,773
Milan�s, Serrat, Rodriguez,
327
00:30:29,873 --> 00:30:32,676
Bos�... nothing too pop.
328
00:30:32,776 --> 00:30:34,045
Sing me something.
329
00:30:37,382 --> 00:30:39,652
Common, sing a bit.
330
00:30:41,087 --> 00:30:44,659
No, l am aphonic.
331
00:30:45,059 --> 00:30:47,796
-Really?
-Really.
332
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:51,033
For me singing is like very intimate,
333
00:30:52,602 --> 00:30:58,743
l can only sing in front of people
that l really love, get it?
334
00:30:58,876 --> 00:31:03,282
l to need feel comfortable,
since singing for me is...
335
00:31:03,382 --> 00:31:06,986
...very, very important.
336
00:31:09,824 --> 00:31:19,703
l would love to sing to you,
but not here.
337
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:27,847
Cristina told...
him about his dad...
338
00:31:27,947 --> 00:31:30,450
...his dad was a bullfighter..
339
00:31:30,551 --> 00:31:35,390
And one day, at a bar,
there was a mechanical bull...
340
00:31:35,490 --> 00:31:36,224
Cristina!
341
00:31:37,092 --> 00:31:39,728
-A bullfighter?
-What, Roberto?
342
00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:45,469
-Do you remember that faggy movie?
-What's up Robertito?
343
00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:46,905
Talk to Her.
344
00:31:47,038 --> 00:31:47,672
What's up?
345
00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:52,145
The only cool part was when the bull
tore up the bullfighter and...
346
00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:55,382
...there was blood and everything.
She was left in comma,
347
00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:58,119
that's was wonderful,
the only good thing about that movie.
348
00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:03,726
Was it something l said?
349
00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:06,830
What happened?
Why are they holding hands?
350
00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:11,769
See? He's going to fuck her... again.
351
00:32:23,952 --> 00:32:42,643
-Do me a favor. Bring me Whiskey.
-But grandfather, mom said no...
352
00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:45,713
Don't be a pain in the ass,
please...
353
00:32:45,847 --> 00:32:51,220
One more little glass
won't do anything to me.
354
00:32:51,354 --> 00:32:54,924
Do you see me drunk?
355
00:32:55,058 --> 00:33:00,832
l am sober!
Give me the Whiskey!
356
00:33:00,932 --> 00:33:05,138
Give it to me!
Hurry Up!
357
00:33:05,271 --> 00:33:07,541
What's wrong with you?
358
00:33:07,674 --> 00:33:13,949
You look like you're a 100
years old. Give it to me!
359
00:33:14,049 --> 00:33:16,452
This is good medicine!
360
00:33:16,585 --> 00:33:21,959
This is good medicine!
361
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:28,567
-What's wrong with you?
-Nothing, grandfather... nothing.
362
00:33:31,605 --> 00:33:35,043
Such pretty women!
363
00:33:36,311 --> 00:33:39,982
l regret that it won't
get hard anymore...
364
00:33:42,218 --> 00:33:45,422
Can l ask you something?
365
00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:47,024
Sure.
366
00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:51,898
Grandmother... was... was she hot?
367
00:33:51,998 --> 00:33:55,402
Of course, she was hot.
368
00:33:55,502 --> 00:34:03,746
But she was a lady, silly.
A lady.
369
00:34:03,846 --> 00:34:05,615
And how did you end up marrying her?
370
00:34:05,748 --> 00:34:08,418
l have no idea.
371
00:34:08,518 --> 00:34:11,656
We went to the movies.
372
00:34:11,756 --> 00:34:15,627
Your grandma,
was ahead of her times.
373
00:34:15,761 --> 00:34:19,432
There, she sucked it...
374
00:34:19,532 --> 00:34:24,272
...no, no, she masturbated me.
375
00:34:24,372 --> 00:34:30,379
lt was so good.
l fell in love with her.
376
00:34:30,513 --> 00:34:37,455
When you meet the woman of your life,
377
00:34:37,556 --> 00:34:41,060
there are always vultures.
378
00:34:41,194 --> 00:34:45,800
-And what did you do with them?
-l got rid of the enemy.
379
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:48,970
lt was the enemy.
l fought with them!
380
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:52,241
l declared war. l fought!
381
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:55,979
Calm down, grandpa.
382
00:34:56,079 --> 00:34:58,249
But yes,
383
00:34:58,349 --> 00:35:03,389
opportunities must be taken.
384
00:35:03,489 --> 00:35:10,097
Because later on they're gone...
and never come back.
385
00:35:10,197 --> 00:35:12,033
Give me the...
386
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:24,816
Grandfather, this is not fun...
387
00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:31,023
Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa!
388
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:57,257
Your grandfather pulled this stuff
of playing dead too far.
389
00:36:00,228 --> 00:36:02,664
That night my granpda died
of a heart attack.
390
00:36:02,798 --> 00:36:06,603
My mother was depressed,
and stayed at home for three months.
391
00:36:13,478 --> 00:36:17,784
promised in his memory,
that l'd get Cristina.
392
00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:19,886
l'll get rid of the enemy
393
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:54,998
-Good morning!
-Good morning!
394
00:36:55,064 --> 00:36:59,369
-l don't hear you!
-Good morning, Mr. Massera!
395
00:36:59,470 --> 00:37:01,672
How did the little Chileans
wake up?
396
00:37:01,773 --> 00:37:04,143
Do you feel like masturbating or
coming out as world champions?
397
00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:06,312
Let's see, you!
398
00:37:06,446 --> 00:37:08,081
Like masturbating, Mr. Massera.
399
00:37:08,181 --> 00:37:10,050
Are you stupid?
400
00:37:10,150 --> 00:37:13,188
You pretend that l will
play fool in front of the class.
401
00:37:13,288 --> 00:37:14,990
Come on! Get up!
402
00:37:15,090 --> 00:37:18,160
Come here! Fast!
403
00:37:19,129 --> 00:37:21,364
-Give me 120.
-Masturbations?
404
00:37:21,464 --> 00:37:25,570
Go down, give me 120 push ups.
There you go.
405
00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:30,777
1,2... everyone listen to me...
3...
406
00:37:30,877 --> 00:37:35,783
Fuck, those tits...
407
00:37:35,883 --> 00:37:38,253
Massera
He has a torturer's blood,
408
00:37:38,353 --> 00:37:42,291
who always used Condoro and me,
for his educational experiments.
409
00:37:45,362 --> 00:37:50,001
Gentlemen, right now
we willimagine that...
410
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:54,607
...these two dweebs are
two soccer balls,
411
00:37:55,141 --> 00:38:00,014
the one who throws them farther away,
makes it to the next grade.
412
00:38:04,653 --> 00:38:06,522
Let's play!
413
00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:12,430
118, 119...
414
00:38:12,530 --> 00:38:15,901
120. Move your ass!
415
00:38:16,035 --> 00:38:18,938
Gentlemen,
today we will play soccer!
416
00:38:19,071 --> 00:38:20,841
A sport that you don't know..
417
00:38:20,941 --> 00:38:24,545
...that you don't understand, since
you never made it to world champions!
418
00:38:24,645 --> 00:38:27,148
We'll choose captains.
419
00:38:27,249 --> 00:38:30,753
Fele, Marcos. Choose some.
420
00:38:31,554 --> 00:38:32,856
How are you doing, kids?
421
00:38:32,956 --> 00:38:37,061
Are you fucking any of those?
422
00:38:37,161 --> 00:38:40,999
What a hunk!
What a hunk!
423
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:42,568
You choose one!
424
00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:45,772
Don't pick him,
he's really bad.
425
00:38:45,872 --> 00:38:47,407
Choose another one!
426
00:38:47,508 --> 00:38:49,678
He plays well, come here.
427
00:38:58,555 --> 00:39:01,292
Come on! Put some energy!
We don't have all day!
428
00:39:01,492 --> 00:39:04,096
Some team you got!
They're all awful.
429
00:39:04,196 --> 00:39:09,269
Let's do this!Attention please,
430
00:39:09,369 --> 00:39:14,809
Marcos' team, take your
T-shirts out. Got it?
431
00:39:14,909 --> 00:39:18,313
-Do we have to?
-Are you ashamed, Rodriguez?
432
00:39:18,414 --> 00:39:20,383
Don't be stupid!
Let's go! Let's go!
433
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:23,420
Let's go!
Go white and blue!
434
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,526
Go white and blue!
Go white and blue!
435
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:48,652
Fuck!
436
00:40:11,949 --> 00:40:14,919
Common Fele, play it!
437
00:40:27,936 --> 00:40:31,174
The enemy must be eliminated.
438
00:40:40,586 --> 00:40:42,421
Goal!
439
00:40:51,967 --> 00:40:57,374
-Fele, what did Rodriguez do to you?
-Nothing!
440
00:40:57,474 --> 00:41:01,279
-l saw him pushing you to the floor
-Well.
441
00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:03,214
-Does it hurt?
-A bit, my leg.
442
00:41:03,314 --> 00:41:09,856
-You made a goal
-Just lucky, l am really bad.
443
00:41:09,956 --> 00:41:15,030
-And you dedicated it to me.
-Of course, to whom else!
444
00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:21,371
Roberto was trying to foul
him the entire game.
445
00:41:21,471 --> 00:41:24,775
l saw him, l told him no too,
not to have bad intentions.
446
00:41:24,876 --> 00:41:30,883
He doesn't like you together.
447
00:41:30,983 --> 00:41:37,291
At this school people are
like into surrealism.
448
00:41:37,391 --> 00:41:38,859
-Yes.
-Surrealism.
449
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,695
l see. Let's go.
450
00:41:40,795 --> 00:41:44,267
Be careful.
451
00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:50,207
Brother, dude...
452
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:54,914
...sorry lf l hurt you.
453
00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:58,719
Really. My apologies.
Be strong, my brother!
454
00:42:06,996 --> 00:42:09,833
Shall l take you to the
nurse's office?
455
00:42:09,933 --> 00:42:13,437
No, l'll stand up own my own.
456
00:42:34,597 --> 00:42:35,799
My ear is clogged.
457
00:42:42,107 --> 00:42:46,079
Let's see.
458
00:43:00,965 --> 00:43:02,199
lt's the other one.
459
00:43:06,872 --> 00:43:10,477
Could l get treatment at my place?
My back hurts too.
460
00:43:19,254 --> 00:43:22,325
Thanks for everything!
l feel better.
461
00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:26,030
-Hello!
-Hi, Mr. Manolo.
462
00:43:26,164 --> 00:43:28,133
l'll be at Chemistry's class.
463
00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:32,071
What's up Papitas?
464
00:43:32,171 --> 00:43:36,510
My friend Roberto fell at
soccer and he's not well.
465
00:43:36,643 --> 00:43:42,951
-And where's your friend?
-l am worst, look.
466
00:43:43,085 --> 00:43:49,226
-l don't see anything.
-There's a splinter, there.
467
00:43:49,326 --> 00:43:50,361
But...
468
00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:54,533
-Does it hurt a lot?
-Yes.
469
00:43:54,667 --> 00:44:02,376
Comme here. Let's check it out.
Come and sit here.
470
00:44:02,477 --> 00:44:11,221
lt could be a splinter.
We must open that cut.
471
00:44:11,321 --> 00:44:13,124
OK? Be still.
472
00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:22,235
Be still, l'll take it out.
473
00:44:24,037 --> 00:44:25,973
Shut up!
474
00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:53,008
Shut up!
475
00:44:53,008 --> 00:44:55,944
Look at me
l'll just
476
00:44:56,078 --> 00:44:59,883
Leave everything
477
00:44:59,983 --> 00:45:05,156
Take me from here
478
00:45:27,285 --> 00:45:28,186
Nothing was working...
479
00:45:28,286 --> 00:45:30,388
The only thing left is to
spy on the enemy...
480
00:46:15,113 --> 00:46:16,280
l didn't have my own life, and l started living theirs.
481
00:46:23,957 --> 00:46:25,259
More than winning the bet, it was
about to be near Cristina...
482
00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:06,544
There was love in the air,
and all pointed to...
483
00:47:06,644 --> 00:47:08,547
...Fele and Cristina about to fuck.
484
00:47:20,529 --> 00:47:25,135
-ln your parents' bedroom?
-They'll come back late, l told you.
485
00:47:39,186 --> 00:47:42,590
-No, Fele, not here.
-Yes, here.
486
00:47:43,491 --> 00:47:47,997
l am not... No, Fele.
487
00:47:48,732 --> 00:47:54,072
l don't know what's my problem,
but l was on a bus to Feles'home.
488
00:47:54,206 --> 00:47:58,544
Even worse:
l was carrying binoculars.
489
00:47:58,678 --> 00:48:02,917
Fele, turn off the light.
490
00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:08,490
That's why love,
Listen to this song
491
00:48:16,233 --> 00:48:17,702
More than a song
492
00:48:17,803 --> 00:48:21,640
lt's an action guide
493
00:48:21,774 --> 00:48:23,542
That guarantees a
494
00:48:23,643 --> 00:48:29,551
Different love
An alternative love
495
00:48:38,896 --> 00:48:43,335
Son of the bitch!
Son of the bitch!
496
00:48:47,207 --> 00:48:50,677
-No, Fele... stop...
-Cristina, l am too horny.
497
00:48:50,777 --> 00:48:52,446
Me too but... stop!
498
00:48:53,214 --> 00:48:55,451
Do you have any condoms?
499
00:48:55,583 --> 00:49:00,958
-What?
-Do you have condoms?
500
00:49:07,566 --> 00:49:10,403
-Why the fuck you don't take pills?
-Son of the bitch!
501
00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:22,752
-Common, honey!
-OK, OK.
502
00:49:24,387 --> 00:49:25,688
l am sorry.
503
00:49:26,623 --> 00:49:31,997
l love you,l respect you.
504
00:49:32,965 --> 00:49:34,300
Take your dress off.
505
00:49:43,044 --> 00:49:52,122
Just a little bit.
Just a bit.
506
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:56,228
Take your clothes off!
507
00:49:59,565 --> 00:50:02,069
lt hurts!
Get out!
508
00:50:04,171 --> 00:50:08,443
What was that?
509
00:50:08,577 --> 00:50:15,619
Stop, stop, stop!
510
00:50:25,031 --> 00:50:26,967
Go to the bathroom!
Go, go my love!
511
00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:32,407
Son of the bitch!
They'll find us.
512
00:50:32,574 --> 00:50:36,579
Be still, relax!
513
00:51:04,749 --> 00:51:07,619
Now, we'll do it.
514
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,621
-l have a little present
for you...-Yes?
515
00:51:10,957 --> 00:51:18,099
lt's so strong. You will
have to learn how to walk...
516
00:51:18,232 --> 00:51:21,737
-What is it?
-Viagra!
517
00:51:42,998 --> 00:51:47,003
-What are you doing here?
-Toilet paper.
518
00:51:47,103 --> 00:51:49,072
-Weren't you at Marco's?
-Not.
519
00:51:49,172 --> 00:51:54,245
Toilet paper?
Look at your face!
520
00:51:54,378 --> 00:51:57,082
-Why are your eyes red?
-l was sleeping, dad.
521
00:51:57,182 --> 00:52:00,520
What have you been smoking?
522
00:52:04,492 --> 00:52:09,398
What are you doing?
l am not a good role model?
523
00:52:17,842 --> 00:52:22,014
Are you OK?
You look prettier.
524
00:52:22,114 --> 00:52:25,752
You look like a mermaid, beautiful.
525
00:52:25,885 --> 00:52:26,854
Asshole.
526
00:52:29,090 --> 00:52:33,328
l am sorry... l didn't know
they'd come back so early...
527
00:52:33,428 --> 00:52:37,934
-Do you trust me?
-No.
528
00:52:42,407 --> 00:52:44,543
Cristina...
529
00:52:47,513 --> 00:52:49,882
Birds are singing...
530
00:52:50,016 --> 00:52:56,792
My life crumbles in front of you
ln front of you
531
00:52:56,925 --> 00:53:02,131
l saw you
You saw me
532
00:53:02,231 --> 00:53:08,773
And our love is growing
533
00:53:08,907 --> 00:53:14,480
ln the water like a crab
534
00:53:14,614 --> 00:53:16,917
All started
535
00:53:17,051 --> 00:53:20,389
To pound
536
00:53:20,522 --> 00:53:27,698
Our relationship
Love between a woman and a man
537
00:54:05,379 --> 00:54:09,685
ln 37 days more, you
will be perfect.
538
00:54:09,785 --> 00:54:12,755
Water, l need water!
539
00:54:12,889 --> 00:54:16,226
No, water would ruin
your skin.
540
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:20,865
You can only drink...
541
00:54:20,965 --> 00:54:28,174
...natural soy extracts.
542
00:54:36,085 --> 00:54:37,587
Stop there, Gym-Man!
543
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:43,561
You won't pull
this one this,piggy
544
00:55:07,658 --> 00:55:09,327
You won't pull this out...
545
00:55:09,427 --> 00:55:13,032
Strange Obesity of the Being...
546
00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:26,349
l see a light.
Father, mother...?
547
00:55:28,318 --> 00:55:30,354
Why have you abandoned me?
548
00:55:33,158 --> 00:55:36,328
l don't feel
my freaking legs!
549
00:55:40,801 --> 00:55:45,540
God, it wasn't my fault!
550
00:55:57,656 --> 00:55:58,590
My hero.
551
00:55:59,925 --> 00:56:03,330
-Are we going to fly?
-No, to bounce.
552
00:56:12,207 --> 00:56:16,413
-lt's so good that you found me.
-l would never lose you.
553
00:56:21,653 --> 00:56:27,660
-l'd like to know who you are.
-l am a friend.
554
00:57:04,808 --> 00:57:08,847
You saved me, Gym-Man
wanted me to be perfect.
555
00:57:10,215 --> 00:57:12,417
-You already are.
-You are so...
556
00:57:12,517 --> 00:57:15,989
-Fat?
-No... especial.
557
00:57:26,969 --> 00:57:30,441
You are here to study,
not to sleep, Mr. Rodriguez!
558
00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:36,649
This can't be!
We've got the test results.
559
00:57:36,749 --> 00:57:38,851
The average was 414...
560
00:57:38,952 --> 00:57:41,822
...we were the lowest score
among all the schools.
561
00:57:41,955 --> 00:57:47,562
Silence! Silence!
Silence, please! Silence!
562
00:57:48,263 --> 00:57:52,302
There's almost no time left for the test,
l'd love to see how you feel next year...
563
00:57:52,402 --> 00:57:53,970
-Teacher! Teacher!
-What's the matter?
564
00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:55,573
What happened on your neck?
565
00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:59,578
Get out. You're suspended.
566
00:57:59,678 --> 00:58:02,548
-But l didn't do anything...
-Get out! Out!
567
00:58:12,929 --> 00:58:16,766
Excuse me, teacher, may l
announce something to the class?
568
00:58:16,866 --> 00:58:18,502
You have a minute, Mr. Delgado.
569
00:58:28,314 --> 00:58:34,690
Saturday, l'll have my
birthday party at my home,
570
00:58:34,790 --> 00:58:39,195
you're all invited.
571
00:58:39,295 --> 00:58:44,802
And l will have lots of
little delicious things...
572
00:58:44,902 --> 00:58:53,847
Shut up fag, smelly pig,
go back to your town, moron!
573
00:59:03,326 --> 00:59:10,335
...there's going to be...
rum and pisco.
574
00:59:11,670 --> 00:59:13,472
And beers!
575
00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:24,853
Hi, Roberto!
Hey...
576
01:00:31,072 --> 01:00:33,841
Fucking Fele,
it can't be like this.
577
01:01:11,489 --> 01:01:13,392
Roberto, stop it!
You're drunk!
578
01:01:13,492 --> 01:01:15,028
-Give me the bottle!
-Get out, asshole!
579
01:01:15,595 --> 01:01:19,199
Really, stop it!
You're fat, ugly, deformed
580
01:01:19,299 --> 01:01:21,101
-And pathetic, but don't be
a fool.-Shut up!
581
01:01:21,235 --> 01:01:24,840
-Don't be a fool, you're drunk.
-l am not drunk, stop bothering me!
582
01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:28,411
You know what happened
last party with the dog...
583
01:01:28,511 --> 01:01:31,248
-The same thing again!
-Really?
584
01:01:31,348 --> 01:01:32,717
Let's go and sit down!
585
01:01:32,850 --> 01:01:35,253
You should sit down.
586
01:01:35,353 --> 01:01:37,423
Shut, up, you don'tknow
how to control situations!
587
01:01:37,523 --> 01:01:44,532
Cristina, l wanted to
tell you something...
588
01:01:44,632 --> 01:01:51,040
l am dancing with my girlfriend, OK?
Another day, split.
589
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:56,380
-Girlfriend?
-Yes. My girlfriend.
590
01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:05,858
Congratulations.
591
01:02:29,355 --> 01:02:30,924
l am the Strange
Obesity of the Being!
592
01:02:31,025 --> 01:02:36,732
Somebody take this fat home.
Go home, go home.
593
01:02:36,832 --> 01:02:37,933
Roberto, you're drunk.
594
01:02:38,033 --> 01:02:41,938
Go home, go home!
595
01:02:42,472 --> 01:02:44,775
That' what you wanted?
Let's go!
596
01:02:46,978 --> 01:02:50,116
Cristina!
Roberto! Common!
597
01:02:50,249 --> 01:02:56,657
Cristina, l love you and...
l want to sing to you,
598
01:02:56,790 --> 01:02:59,861
a song, like the kind you like...
599
01:03:02,765 --> 01:03:07,638
l will leave my oceans for you...
600
01:03:09,073 --> 01:03:11,743
Fag, learn how to sing,
mother fucker!
601
01:03:22,790 --> 01:03:24,759
Take this asshole home, please!
602
01:03:24,893 --> 01:03:26,562
Take him home!
Take him home!
603
01:03:34,605 --> 01:03:37,008
Let's go fag!
604
01:03:41,014 --> 01:03:44,618
l will be your lover
605
01:03:44,719 --> 01:03:47,956
My badly broken heart
606
01:03:48,056 --> 01:03:53,063
For a silver river
607
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:57,635
For ever, l will be your love hero
608
01:04:01,239 --> 01:04:05,912
OK, that's what you wanted?
l won't pick you up.
609
01:04:06,313 --> 01:04:11,820
-Condorin, help me.
-OK. Let's carry him.
610
01:04:29,175 --> 01:04:30,877
Let's kick the shit out of him.
611
01:04:31,011 --> 01:04:34,882
Take it easy, easy. There's almost
no time left for the black list.
612
01:04:35,517 --> 01:04:38,220
-What are you talking about?
-Nothing, nothing...
613
01:04:38,521 --> 01:04:41,257
Let's go and dance somewhere else?
Come on, come on.
614
01:04:45,796 --> 01:04:51,470
My love, precious,
let's make love?
615
01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:54,875
Fuck you are a bitch.
616
01:04:56,543 --> 01:05:01,349
Hey!
Here, look.
617
01:05:05,555 --> 01:05:06,957
God?
618
01:05:07,090 --> 01:05:10,694
Don't be silly, l am your grandpa.
619
01:05:29,752 --> 01:05:31,388
Grandfather...
620
01:05:38,063 --> 01:05:42,869
it's the only way
to get in her pants...
621
01:05:43,002 --> 01:05:48,076
She'll never give me
the time of the day,
622
01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:49,544
l've tried everything.
623
01:05:49,912 --> 01:05:54,984
Everything but telling
her what you feel.
624
01:05:55,085 --> 01:06:01,092
That's the only way to find
your place in life's circle.
625
01:06:01,226 --> 01:06:04,163
l've already told her what l felt.
626
01:06:04,263 --> 01:06:09,770
Not in the right way.
627
01:06:09,904 --> 01:06:14,676
Not in the right way...
628
01:06:14,843 --> 01:06:22,052
But, grandfather?
Grandfather?
629
01:06:25,490 --> 01:06:27,860
Fele, stop it.
You know what...
630
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,964
-What?
-l was thinking in Roberto.
631
01:06:31,064 --> 01:06:37,839
Even tough he's lame...
it looks to me that he was brave...
632
01:06:37,939 --> 01:06:41,744
-Brave?
-Yes.
633
01:06:51,824 --> 01:06:53,560
l am only waiting
for the year to end,
634
01:06:53,660 --> 01:06:55,294
so l can beat the shit out of him.
635
01:06:55,395 --> 01:06:58,499
What were you talking with Marcos,
about the black list?
636
01:07:01,169 --> 01:07:06,776
lt's a game. The last grade says
farewell to the lower grades.
637
01:07:06,876 --> 01:07:12,150
There's a list of names and we
draw crosses next to each name,
638
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:15,154
if you have more crosses, more
terrible things will happen, get it?
639
01:07:15,254 --> 01:07:19,159
-And what do they do to them?
-Shake them a bit...
640
01:07:19,259 --> 01:07:25,300
Shave their heads...
throw mud to others...
641
01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:31,174
And to some, like Roberto,
they beat the shit out of them.
642
01:07:36,214 --> 01:07:38,717
-What's up?
-Nothing.
643
01:07:38,817 --> 01:07:41,787
-What's up?
-Stop it.
644
01:07:42,088 --> 01:07:45,292
-Stop it.
-What's up?
645
01:07:45,392 --> 01:07:46,393
l don't want too!
646
01:07:50,031 --> 01:07:56,206
lt's OK.
lt's OK.
647
01:07:58,842 --> 01:07:59,977
Do you like someone else?
648
01:08:00,111 --> 01:08:03,716
Look at me!
Do you like someone else?
649
01:08:03,849 --> 01:08:06,152
You don't get it, right?
650
01:08:06,252 --> 01:08:10,991
All women, are the same.
They are all...
651
01:08:11,091 --> 01:08:14,529
l don't want to.
652
01:08:14,696 --> 01:08:20,937
Sometimes l'd just
like you to hold my hand.
653
01:08:22,473 --> 01:08:27,179
To fuck your hand?
654
01:08:27,279 --> 01:08:30,250
Son of the bitch!
Son of the bitch!
655
01:08:40,696 --> 01:08:41,797
Fele...
l am pregnant.
656
01:09:01,923 --> 01:09:03,992
lt's a joke?
657
01:09:08,531 --> 01:09:13,204
-And... who's the father?
-Son of the bitch!
658
01:09:13,337 --> 01:09:21,415
You never know.
l don't know what you do all day
659
01:09:23,351 --> 01:09:27,188
Cristina, Roberto wants to talk
with the asshole and you.
660
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:31,127
What does he want?
-l don't know. He'll start crying.
661
01:09:46,547 --> 01:09:47,248
Are you OK?
662
01:10:04,203 --> 01:10:07,907
Sorry, Cristina.
l know l am lame...
663
01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:09,509
You are not lame.
664
01:10:09,676 --> 01:10:15,784
Why not? l am on the floor,
665
01:10:16,618 --> 01:10:20,056
puked, wet...
666
01:10:22,726 --> 01:10:25,196
Well, yes.
You're a bit lame.
667
01:10:28,033 --> 01:10:35,275
l know that we'll never
be together...
668
01:10:42,818 --> 01:10:47,491
Why? Because l am freak.
669
01:10:48,359 --> 01:10:52,230
People like you don't go
with people like me.
670
01:11:08,251 --> 01:11:10,354
Don't feel bad.
671
01:11:12,289 --> 01:11:15,761
l just wanted
you to know how l felt.
672
01:11:15,894 --> 01:11:19,265
-Are you staying or leaving?
-l am staying!
673
01:11:37,021 --> 01:11:39,090
ls there something left to
drink at this party?
674
01:11:42,161 --> 01:11:47,134
There's nothing left here.
But there may be some Whiskey left at my house.
675
01:11:47,234 --> 01:11:48,235
My grandfather left me a lot of it.
676
01:11:48,335 --> 01:11:49,804
-Whiskey?
-Yes.
677
01:11:49,904 --> 01:11:52,808
-At your place?
-Eh... yes.
678
01:11:52,908 --> 01:11:54,410
The Strange Obesity ofThe Being
679
01:11:54,744 --> 01:11:55,845
And... could we go?
680
01:12:17,106 --> 01:12:19,242
You should make a comic
based on your life.
681
01:12:20,710 --> 01:12:23,447
lsn't easier to write about what
really happens in your life?
682
01:12:24,915 --> 01:12:29,388
Sure, but nothing happens
in my life.
683
01:12:30,556 --> 01:12:32,559
Who'd read something like that?
684
01:12:33,894 --> 01:12:42,438
-ls that me?
-Yes.
685
01:12:47,477 --> 01:12:51,983
l got you this, like you
told me you didn't have it...
686
01:12:52,117 --> 01:12:55,120
But if you yourself told me
that it was out of print.
687
01:12:55,254 --> 01:13:00,527
Well, this one is mine,
but l'd like you to have it.
688
01:13:00,661 --> 01:13:04,733
Nobody has ever gave me
something like this.
689
01:13:25,426 --> 01:13:26,761
Do you feel alright?
690
01:13:36,206 --> 01:13:39,044
-Roberto...
-Yes
691
01:13:39,176 --> 01:13:43,649
-Can l tell you something?
-Yes.
692
01:13:43,783 --> 01:13:53,195
-l am late one month.
-Where to?
693
01:13:53,295 --> 01:13:55,931
Fuck, what do you mean where?
694
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,336
l am pregnant...
695
01:14:01,105 --> 01:14:03,775
And what are you going to do?
696
01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:12,687
l don't know...
697
01:14:20,262 --> 01:14:22,165
l think l could have an abortion.
698
01:14:25,036 --> 01:14:28,707
l will help you with
anything you need.
699
01:14:30,709 --> 01:14:34,414
Thanks. But it's my problem.
700
01:14:35,749 --> 01:14:41,356
-And what's Fele going to do?
-He's a son of a bitch...
701
01:14:52,304 --> 01:14:55,374
The Dark Room
702
01:15:17,002 --> 01:15:17,969
Fele...
703
01:15:28,816 --> 01:15:31,219
Hey, Roberto!
704
01:15:32,589 --> 01:15:38,162
Use this chance and feel her.
Touch her!
705
01:15:38,262 --> 01:15:42,000
Common grandfather, leave...
706
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:43,736
Grandfather, leave!
707
01:15:43,836 --> 01:15:48,642
Touch her!
Use this chance!
708
01:15:49,309 --> 01:15:53,415
Common!
Go to hell!
709
01:16:01,392 --> 01:16:03,127
And why should l have to help you?
710
01:16:03,227 --> 01:16:06,364
Marcela, really...
Roberto, please...
711
01:16:06,498 --> 01:16:08,367
...this is the second time
we speak in ten years.
712
01:16:08,467 --> 01:16:10,337
Why would l help you?
Stop it.
713
01:16:11,738 --> 01:16:13,841
You know more than anybody
about this topic.
714
01:16:15,476 --> 01:16:17,212
OK.
715
01:16:19,114 --> 01:16:21,117
Here, you are fucked up.
You can't do an abortion...
716
01:16:21,217 --> 01:16:23,787
The baby is too grown up,
about to give birth,
717
01:16:23,887 --> 01:16:26,557
Here's about to get out...
718
01:16:26,691 --> 01:16:31,864
Here, it's like with three months.
You can still do an abortion...
719
01:16:31,964 --> 01:16:36,670
Basic education: $0 dollars
First, intrauterine aspiration...
720
01:16:36,770 --> 01:16:38,672
They stick a vacuum in there...
721
01:16:38,772 --> 01:16:47,785
A propeller goes in there,
it turns tearing inside...
722
01:16:47,917 --> 01:16:50,621
Then, pills injection...
723
01:16:50,755 --> 01:16:55,027
They give it to you,
and makes this to come out,
724
01:16:55,127 --> 01:16:57,697
like fluid, it's a hormonal thing,
you get your period again.
725
01:16:57,797 --> 01:17:00,033
What would happened to her
with the pills?
726
01:17:00,134 --> 01:17:02,403
That!
727
01:17:02,503 --> 01:17:06,375
''''''BLACK LlST''''
Papitas, Papitas...''
728
01:17:07,843 --> 01:17:10,813
How come four?
Do you like him?
729
01:17:10,913 --> 01:17:15,353
Condoro, Condoro, Condoro...
730
01:17:15,453 --> 01:17:18,123
-How many for Condoro?
-Five.
731
01:17:18,223 --> 01:17:21,227
How come five for that poor fat?
732
01:17:21,861 --> 01:17:27,235
-Why more than Papitas?
-He's always checking out Marcelas's tits.
733
01:17:27,335 --> 01:17:30,071
lf it was because of that,
Roberto would be dead.
734
01:17:30,171 --> 01:17:34,644
l was told he was
hanging out with Marcelita.
735
01:17:34,811 --> 01:17:38,349
And he has also been seen
every day with Cristina...
736
01:17:39,784 --> 01:17:41,853
How pathetic...
737
01:17:43,121 --> 01:17:48,261
OK. Roberto...
How many to Roberto?
738
01:17:48,729 --> 01:17:49,963
Shut up, assholes!
739
01:17:59,843 --> 01:18:01,912
The Law, the Law!
740
01:18:09,021 --> 01:18:11,691
This is the cheapest.
741
01:18:11,791 --> 01:18:13,627
Are we going to do
an abortion or a salad?
742
01:18:13,728 --> 01:18:16,063
You stick this inside...
743
01:18:16,163 --> 01:18:18,934
1/2 kg Celery $1 dollar
Doing like this. You scrap it,
744
01:18:19,034 --> 01:18:23,206
like a spoon, you take it out...
745
01:18:23,306 --> 01:18:26,510
take it out, it will flow,
and you clean it...
746
01:18:27,645 --> 01:18:29,914
ls there anything more subtle?
747
01:18:30,014 --> 01:18:34,821
-You said you didn't have any money.
- l can get some.
748
01:18:36,556 --> 01:18:39,994
Tell me before, next time.
749
01:18:45,467 --> 01:18:49,740
Very bad!
750
01:18:58,585 --> 01:19:00,787
Now is your turn.
751
01:19:16,941 --> 01:19:20,312
Mr. Delgado, this it's
not what you think!
752
01:19:22,648 --> 01:19:24,017
Do you have an appointment?
753
01:19:24,117 --> 01:19:27,021
-lt's me, Doc.
-Marcelita, hurry up!
754
01:19:31,827 --> 01:19:34,897
Doctor's visit with accent
Let's see!
755
01:19:34,997 --> 01:19:38,602
from Miami: $70 dollars
Why, do you like fatties now?
756
01:19:38,736 --> 01:19:41,606
-lt's all joking, kid.
-He called you fat!
757
01:19:41,906 --> 01:19:44,944
-Let's check the patience's health.
-Doctor...
758
01:19:45,044 --> 01:19:45,845
Silence.
759
01:19:48,382 --> 01:19:52,921
This is critical,
your tits are hard.
760
01:19:54,055 --> 01:19:59,662
Good joke, kid
Come here, seriously now.
761
01:19:59,762 --> 01:20:01,732
Marcela, go to the table
and open your legs.
762
01:20:01,832 --> 01:20:06,238
-lt's not me. ls for a friend of his.
-l see.
763
01:20:06,338 --> 01:20:07,940
Then...
764
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:14,582
Like you already did things to me,
we wanted to ask you for a discount.
765
01:20:14,682 --> 01:20:16,317
Of course, a discount.
766
01:20:16,417 --> 01:20:19,187
lf you don't have money,
you can pay like Marcela.
767
01:20:19,287 --> 01:20:20,055
With flesh.
768
01:20:22,091 --> 01:20:25,261
-lt's a joke.
-He's lying.
769
01:20:25,361 --> 01:20:28,199
Relax, dweeb.
770
01:20:28,299 --> 01:20:30,769
Relax, kid. Relax.
771
01:20:30,902 --> 01:20:36,709
-And how old is your girlfriend?
-Seventeen.
772
01:20:36,809 --> 01:20:41,215
Seventeen, OK.
773
01:20:41,315 --> 01:20:43,652
And when did she menstruated last?
774
01:20:43,752 --> 01:20:46,589
l have no idea.
775
01:20:46,689 --> 01:20:50,427
No idea.
776
01:20:51,028 --> 01:20:57,202
With this info, she'd be ready
for surgery...
777
01:20:57,302 --> 01:20:58,804
maybe...
778
01:21:03,210 --> 01:21:05,112
Tomorrow morning.
779
01:21:05,246 --> 01:21:07,449
Don't you need to know
anything else?
780
01:21:07,549 --> 01:21:09,518
That will do.
781
01:21:09,651 --> 01:21:12,622
There's a small detail...
782
01:21:12,755 --> 01:21:16,293
You have to sign this paper...
783
01:21:16,394 --> 01:21:19,664
-What is it?
-lt's very important.
784
01:21:19,765 --> 01:21:22,101
Health lnsurance:
Courtesy of the House
785
01:21:22,201 --> 01:21:24,137
lt releases me from any
responsibility.
786
01:21:24,271 --> 01:21:28,442
This kind of surgery is dangerous.
787
01:21:28,542 --> 01:21:32,181
Your girlfriend's life is at risk,
788
01:21:32,281 --> 01:21:35,251
but so is my career.
789
01:21:35,385 --> 01:21:37,687
My license may be revoked.
790
01:21:37,821 --> 01:21:45,364
So... No, dude, it's a joke!
791
01:21:45,464 --> 01:21:48,168
lt was a joke.
792
01:21:48,268 --> 01:21:53,140
l was joking.
Nothing ever happens.
793
01:21:55,077 --> 01:21:56,879
And... how much would it cost?
794
01:21:56,979 --> 01:22:01,418
Because you're Marcela's friend
and l adore her...
795
01:22:01,518 --> 01:22:04,588
Teeth Whitening:$1000 dollars
...$1000 dollars.
796
01:22:04,689 --> 01:22:08,026
-$1000 dollars?
-No, l don't have that money.
797
01:22:08,126 --> 01:22:11,898
Stop, we have cheaper solutions...
798
01:22:11,998 --> 01:22:16,437
Medical Receipt: $10 dollars
But, l wouldn't recommend it.
799
01:22:18,039 --> 01:22:22,411
Market's price forThe Dark Room:
$1000 dollars
800
01:22:22,511 --> 01:22:24,847
$50 dollars.
801
01:22:24,948 --> 01:22:25,716
Sales price: $50 dollars
802
01:22:25,816 --> 01:22:28,552
You're crazy, Jabba. The entire
collection is about $200.
803
01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:34,026
Besides they're original from Spain
not the Mexican version badly pasted.
804
01:22:34,126 --> 01:22:39,032
OK, but they're not sealed.
805
01:22:39,133 --> 01:22:44,639
Some pages are folded,
Others glued.
806
01:22:44,740 --> 01:22:50,113
-But who's going to notice that?
-Them.
807
01:22:52,883 --> 01:22:57,255
That's less than $2 dollars per comic.
l took three years to buy all these and...
808
01:22:57,355 --> 01:22:58,457
..four times more expensive.
809
01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:03,096
You need the money. Not me.
810
01:23:06,534 --> 01:23:09,672
Ulcer Pills: $70
811
01:23:16,113 --> 01:23:18,683
Your teacher couldn't come to classes,
812
01:23:18,783 --> 01:23:19,951
''''''Uses andAbuses of E-mail''''
so l'll teach you the computer lesson.''
813
01:23:19,951 --> 01:23:23,923
''''''Uses andAbuses of E-mail''''
so l'll teach you the computer lesson.''
814
01:23:23,923 --> 01:23:29,230
Today we will learn the wonderful
world of the electronic mail.
815
01:23:29,330 --> 01:23:35,504
Don't go in the lnternet looking
for things unrelated to the subject.
816
01:23:35,604 --> 01:23:40,244
Last week, some students were
looking at naked women...
817
01:23:42,747 --> 01:23:45,217
Let's go, mother fuckers!
818
01:23:50,257 --> 01:23:53,127
Open! Open!
819
01:24:05,543 --> 01:24:06,511
lt's the time.
820
01:24:07,345 --> 01:24:11,217
Black list! Black list!
821
01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:15,489
Calm down!
822
01:24:15,589 --> 01:24:20,128
Calm down, calm down. lf you stay
inside nothing will happen to you.
823
01:24:20,662 --> 01:24:25,468
Order. We need order.
Don't go out at the break.
824
01:24:27,404 --> 01:24:29,173
This is intolerable,
l am going to see what do they want.
825
01:24:33,378 --> 01:24:37,350
-Silence, silence!
-Roberto, Roberto!
826
01:24:38,418 --> 01:24:40,955
Aren't you big to be playing
at seize the school?
827
01:24:41,122 --> 01:24:46,895
-Roberto, Roberto!
-Stop! Stop!
828
01:24:46,995 --> 01:24:49,466
We have something to tell you!
829
01:24:49,599 --> 01:24:53,037
lf we hand them in Roberto,
would they leave us alone?
830
01:24:53,137 --> 01:24:57,509
Papitas, Condoro, Roberto!
831
01:24:58,543 --> 01:25:02,115
Take them out,
so they won't hurt us.
832
01:25:02,215 --> 01:25:07,122
-Get out! Get out!
-Shut up! Shut up!
833
01:25:21,907 --> 01:25:23,142
Hurry up, fucking Papitas!
834
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,785
lt seems that we lost them.
Let's go to the exit.
835
01:25:38,362 --> 01:25:43,168
Help me, dude!
No, see you!
836
01:25:50,911 --> 01:25:53,114
Take his pants off!
Shave him!
837
01:25:55,483 --> 01:25:57,886
Roberto!
There's Roberto, dude!
838
01:25:57,986 --> 01:25:58,654
Let go of me! Let go of me!
839
01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:06,897
Let go of me! Let go of me!
840
01:26:06,897 --> 01:26:09,701
Open the door, fucking fag!
841
01:26:09,801 --> 01:26:14,508
lt seems that your finally
acknowledge your sex, fag.
842
01:26:14,608 --> 01:26:19,046
Open the door... we're only about
to beat the shit out of you.
843
01:26:33,097 --> 01:26:36,435
''The door is opened.
Are you happy now? ''
844
01:26:38,371 --> 01:26:42,076
How brave, my prince charming.
so brave...
845
01:26:47,016 --> 01:26:49,285
Why don't you fuck someone else?
846
01:26:49,385 --> 01:26:53,157
You don't get it. l had a
fucking time this year.
847
01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:59,865
My grandpa died,
you put me on the black list and...
848
01:26:59,966 --> 01:27:01,901
Stop, Fele.
849
01:27:10,512 --> 01:27:12,782
OK. Really. lt was a hard year.
850
01:27:12,882 --> 01:27:15,986
We didn't realize about your grandpa...
851
01:27:16,119 --> 01:27:20,291
This shitty black list is stupid...
852
01:27:20,425 --> 01:27:23,195
How cool you are now, asshole...
853
01:27:49,528 --> 01:27:50,630
What's this shit?
854
01:27:50,730 --> 01:27:53,400
Don't touch that, no!
855
01:27:55,369 --> 01:28:06,016
Don't touch that!
856
01:28:11,289 --> 01:28:17,865
Just kick me, it won't
change the fact that you're...
857
01:28:17,965 --> 01:28:20,434
...so stupid to flunk fourth grade
like for the fifth time.
858
01:28:29,313 --> 01:28:34,052
Now you're crying, dude.
Now, you start crying.
859
01:28:36,522 --> 01:28:38,190
Are you horny with the Spanish girl?
860
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:42,396
Are you horny with the
Spanish girl, fucker?
861
01:28:46,368 --> 01:28:48,704
She will never give you
the time of the day...
862
01:28:48,837 --> 01:28:51,308
Because you're a pathetic obese shit.
863
01:28:51,441 --> 01:28:55,947
A pathetic sad dude!
864
01:29:13,769 --> 01:29:22,848
The enemy must be eliminated.
The enemy must be eliminated.
865
01:29:42,372 --> 01:29:45,076
What the fuck is with you?
You wanna bleed some more?
866
01:29:48,213 --> 01:29:49,581
Repeat what you told me.
867
01:29:51,852 --> 01:29:52,986
Say it again!
868
01:29:53,086 --> 01:29:57,359
She would never give the
time of the day
869
01:29:57,525 --> 01:30:01,898
to a sad pathetic obese like you.
870
01:30:01,998 --> 01:30:05,435
-ls that it?
-That's it.
871
01:30:05,535 --> 01:30:11,610
Check, at least l am not a fucking
fag who runs away like you.
872
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:17,718
l am in love with Cristina
and l like being with her..
873
01:30:17,818 --> 01:30:21,256
...even nothing will ever
happen,
874
01:30:22,791 --> 01:30:26,896
l'd rather be her loser-friend
than her supposedly boyfriend,
875
01:30:26,997 --> 01:30:28,365
and fuck her life.
876
01:30:32,069 --> 01:30:37,376
-What did you say?
-What you heard, mother fucker
877
01:30:40,513 --> 01:30:45,920
-What did you do to him?
-Nothing, is just a game.
878
01:30:46,020 --> 01:30:50,693
You are a son of a bitch...
Get it?
879
01:30:51,995 --> 01:30:56,401
-Come here. The show is over.
-What show?
880
01:30:56,501 --> 01:31:00,306
-Let's go, moving to detention...
-lt's a game...
881
01:31:00,406 --> 01:31:03,343
With this behavior l see it very
hard for you to graduate.
882
01:31:03,443 --> 01:31:07,881
-Don't grab me like that.
-You are refusing to go, move.
883
01:31:15,625 --> 01:31:16,726
Don't say a word.
884
01:31:40,557 --> 01:31:42,025
Some time later...
885
01:31:54,574 --> 01:31:57,245
-l brought you something.
-What is it?
886
01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:00,982
-A comic.
-How romantic.
887
01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:02,418
Open it!
888
01:32:09,527 --> 01:32:13,299
Red Average, Roberto Rodriguez's
Opera Prima.
889
01:32:15,401 --> 01:32:17,370
l can't believe it. lt's me!
890
01:32:17,537 --> 01:32:22,376
Me neither.
They put me on the cover.
891
01:32:22,477 --> 01:32:23,946
And asked me for four more numbers.
892
01:32:26,081 --> 01:32:28,451
At the end, our life
was reduced to a comic.
893
01:32:29,386 --> 01:32:34,359
Well, there are worse things.
894
01:32:37,930 --> 01:32:39,331
l have to go.
895
01:32:53,984 --> 01:32:55,052
Wait...
896
01:32:57,355 --> 01:33:02,461
Nothing. l just want you
to know that...
897
01:33:02,461 --> 01:33:07,301
...it would be awful for you to
stay alone because of me...
898
01:33:09,170 --> 01:33:12,608
l would do anything for you.
899
01:33:12,774 --> 01:33:15,745
lncluding being normal.
900
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:19,350
l would never ask you for that.
901
01:33:23,689 --> 01:33:25,858
l really have to go.
902
01:33:38,808 --> 01:33:43,347
l love you Roberto, take care.
903
01:33:44,849 --> 01:33:48,988
Say bye to your uncle, honey
904
01:33:49,088 --> 01:33:51,057
Bye.
905
01:33:57,899 --> 01:34:03,372
Dude, stop her.
Tell her you love her...
906
01:34:03,540 --> 01:34:05,508
...that she's the woman of your life.
907
01:34:05,642 --> 01:34:12,417
Cristina, if you care about me,
turn around.
908
01:34:12,517 --> 01:34:15,755
Please, turn around, just once.
909
01:34:15,855 --> 01:34:17,757
Shit, turn around.
910
01:34:17,857 --> 01:34:20,661
Cristina, turn around.
Please, turn around.
911
01:34:20,761 --> 01:34:21,829
Turn around, turn around.
912
01:34:21,929 --> 01:34:23,899
Please, turn around, turn around.
913
01:34:24,032 --> 01:34:27,804
Turn around, turn around,
turn around.
914
01:34:27,904 --> 01:34:31,542
Shit.
915
01:34:56,607 --> 01:34:58,876
What's up with Cristina?
916
01:35:01,713 --> 01:35:07,288
Nothing. She's gone.
917
01:35:10,492 --> 01:35:15,598
Are you feeling bad?
918
01:35:18,135 --> 01:35:19,637
No.
919
01:35:21,939 --> 01:35:24,543
Do you think l am a fag?
920
01:35:24,643 --> 01:35:32,519
Well, when you touch my leg with
the stick shift, l do.
921
01:35:34,689 --> 01:35:39,028
Two days before l knew she was
leaving, she told me that lf...
922
01:35:39,128 --> 01:35:40,830
...she had to grade everything
that happened...
923
01:35:40,930 --> 01:35:43,033
...to her during last year
she would give it an F,
924
01:35:43,133 --> 01:35:46,070
but thanks to me the average
went up.
925
01:35:46,203 --> 01:35:51,143
Sure, it sounded like a postpartum
stupidity, but it sounded logical.
926
01:35:51,277 --> 01:35:54,648
lf life would be a big exam,
for sure l'd cheat.
927
01:35:54,781 --> 01:35:59,654
lf for everything that l do l'd get
grades, l'd be about to flunk.
928
01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:03,559
But Cristina raised my average
and made me pass.
929
01:36:03,693 --> 01:36:08,665
By ourselves, we wouldn't have
gotten even a D, but together
930
01:36:08,799 --> 01:36:13,471
l don't know how, we got out
getting a Red average.
931
01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:53,923
Do we get the metallic balls, now?
71734
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