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Modern Farmer

Noona, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Turn off the heater.

Somebody turn off the heater!

Hey, it's fire.

Hey, fire.

Fire, fire.

Hey.

Hey, quiet. Shut up.

Water.

Water.

Water.

Water.

Water.

What to do...

Water's not coming out.

Why not?

I don't know.

Man Goo ahjussi.

Man Goo ahjussi.

Hey.

He really cut the water off.

What to do?

What to do?

Bring out the instruments first.

- Instruments first. - Instruments.

So hot!

My drum...

Where's my drum?

Come on.

What to do...

Clothes. Bring out the clothes, too.

I thought you've done everything, but now you have set the house on fire?

What kind of idiots are you?

I really...

Leave them alone.

Leave them alone.

This might be better.

They'll go out on their feet...

...without us kicking them out now.

Oh my, I'll finally be able to get a good sleep.

You rotten bastards...

Let's stop now.

Right.

Everything's over.

Right.

This is a sign from the above.

No.

I can never give up.

I will never give up.

We don't even have a house to live in. What now?

We still have our last hope.

Trust me.

Bye.

So you want to...

...participate in the Myeon Olympiad.

We...

...will make you the champion for sure.

Hyuk...

used to go to Cha Bum Kun soccer academy,

...and played as a striker until high school.

Ki Joon...

used to be...

the Jokgu champion when he was in the army.

And Han Chul...

is strong...

...and smart.

As for myself...

you know very well that...

...I'm an all-around athlete.

Your condition?

Place to stay...

...until we harvest cabbages.

But are you...

...confident about winning?

Don't worry.

We are young blood in our twenties.

We are young enough to digest metal.

I mean...

we won't be able to lose to the old men even if you asked us to.

You know...

it'd be easier than stealing a candy from a kid.

You must not underestimate Sandurok Ri.

Sangdurok Ri is...

last year...

the year before last...

the year before that...

the year before that...

and the year before that...

before...

anyway...

...the champion village for the past nine years.

In that village...

they have so many highly-skilled players.

They even have a former pro soccer player.

If I use soccer as an example,

they are a super team like Real Madrid C.F.

Moreover...

the village head of Sangdurok Ri is...

...the best strategist in our Myeon.

He's famous for his amazing charisma.

Can you...

...still do it?

Don't worry.

We are at the edge of the cliff, too.

There's no way out for us.

Then...

I guess we have an agreement.

So stingy.

Darling.

If you are done cleaning him up,

take a look at your hubby's finger, too.

You really...

You get hurt in various ways.

How can you sprain your finger while playing a cell phone game?

What was I supposed to do when the monster was after me?

In that case...

I can get away by swiping...

my cell phone like this...

and making multi-strikes.

Like this...

I'm home.

Where did you go so early in the morning?

Why are you punks here?

From today...

they're staying with us for a while.

- What? - Come on, say hello.

These are my uncle and aunt.

Hello.

We'll be staying here for a while.

What do you mean?

What the heck are you talking about? Huh?

I'll explain everything later, okay?

Hey, follow me.

Jeez...

Is this a gift?

A gift?

This is it.

Do you expect four of us...

...to stay together in this small room?

Gosh, then why don't you go to Seoul right now?

It's big enough for five people...

...to sleep together.

Anyway...

you'll be dead if you set this place on fire, too, okay?

Hey, noona.

can you...

lend...

...us some clothes?

As you can see...

our clothes are...

...all burned up.

Jeez.

Come out.

Move, move.

Take care.

Oh, my God.

What's this smell?

It's covered with fungi.

Did a master from Chinese Spring and Autumn period put up the wallpaper?

What's wrong with the wall color?

A moth?

What just happened to us?

What kind of disaster do you want...

...by bringing in those crazy jerks?

How dare they come into this house?

Speak quietly. They'll hear everything.

I'm talking this softly. How'd they hear me?

We can hear everything.

We can.

Can you?

Ugh, I'm going nuts.

It's okay, it's okay.

What is so okay?

We're getting kicked out of this filthy joint unless we win the Olympiad, right?

I shouldn't have followed you.

I miss my mom so much.

Don't touch me.

Ugh.

Oh my.

What's wrong?

Didn't you sleep well?

Was the bedding uncomfortable?

Not at all.

I couldn't sleep because...

I was brainstorming. That's why.

Is that so?

Then are you starting the murals from today?

Excuse me?

Oh, yes.

I will.

Thank you for the meal.

I'll do the dishes, ahjumma.

It's okay. I will do it.

Go in and rest.

You need to paint.

No.

I feel bad for staying here for free.

I want to do the dishes.

I said it's okay.

Okay.

If you insist, I have no choice.

Then keep enjoying your food.

Such a young girl...

...is so pretty and well-mannered.

I want her so much.

If you want her so much,

why don't you have another son now?

I'm not interested in her at all.

She's not my type.

Are you in a place to talk about your type?

And are you able to swallow that?

I'm eating rice and alcohol.

I'm getting drunk and stuffed.

I'm saving time.

I like it.

Oh, my Lord. I'm so upset.

So upset.

Oh, Father.

Huh? What?

I'm going crazy.

Jeez, this is really tiring.

Oh, my head.

Hello.

Unni.

Who is this?

Oh my.

You didn't go home again and slept at the bar.

Is this...

...Soo Yun?

You wench, where are you?

You suddenly stopped coming to the bar and changed your number.

I'm sorry. I had an emergency.

Oh, unni, can you settle up my pay for this month and transfer it to my account?

I need some money.

You bold wench.

Hey, do you know how much I lost because of you, wench?

Really?

By the way...

if the police finds out...

you're selling fake whiskey, you'll be in trouble.

Right?

What?

Fa... fake whiskey?

We...

...only sell original whiskey, wench.

Try to fool a ghost.

I can make a round in the Olympic Stadium with the whiskey I sold.

What the heck.

And putting a false tap on the drunk customer.

And...

...tax evasion. Letting minors in.

And one more...

Hey.

Okay, okay.

I'll send you the money, wench.

Jeez.

Terrifying wench.

So, why are you turning me into a bad person?

You were bad from the beginning.

By the way...

why did you quit...

...the job all of a sudden?

Did you get caught while working two jobs?

Oh...

I quit the job, too.

I'll explain it to you later.

Jeez.

You're like an onion.

I can never what's inside of you no matter how much I peel.

Anyway, I'll call you again.

Be sure to transfer the money today.

Got it?

Jeez, I should've said I was here for a rest.

Why did I say I was here for the murals? I might have to spend money.

What is this?

You said you needed some clothes.

Noona.

We're rockers. Rockers.

We're semi-celebrities...

...in entertainment business.

And you expect us to go around in these?

Don't wear them if you don't like them.

Oh my.

Oh, no.

They look so good.

Thank you so much. We'll wear them.

Thank you.

Oh my. Thanks.

Thank you.

Take care.

Take care.

I'd rather die...

than wear clothes like these.

Min Ho.

Don't lose it. Bring it back, okay?

Okay.

Hey.

You look really good in those.

Now you guys look like real farmers.

Stop laughing.

I feel like dying here.

Aren't you feeding us?

Food? We all ate already.

Already? It's only 8 o'clock in the morning.

You didn't know?

We eat breakfast at 5, lunch at 11, and dinner at 5.

Remember that.

What?

You eat breakfast at 5 in the morning?

You must eat breakfast early, so you can work when it's cool.

We can't work because of the heat when the sun's up.

And the farming tools are in the shed.

You can use them as needed.

You need to clean them up well and return them, okay?

If anything goes missing, you must pay for it.

Why did you get so mean?

Where is Kang Yoon Hee I used to know?

Kang Yoon Hee you used to know is dead.

Forget it.

Let's go, Min Ho. I'll walk you to school.

Oh, yeah.

We'll practice after lunch today.

Come to the school field.

If you are late even one second,

I'll kick your butt out, okay?

Okay.

Jeez.

So terrible.

Ugh.

Hey.

How can a person change like that?

She said your first love you used to know is dead.

By the way...

the more I see her, the more odd she is.

She's attractive.

Attractive, my ass.

She's a total witch.

Why the heck did you let the stranger stay?

She is here to volunteer.

Volunteer, my ass.

Are we beggars?

Hey, miss.

You'll stay quiet and leave, okay?

If you get caught doing something weird, I'll kick you out right away.

Okay.

Don't worry.

Jeez, what kind of village is this?

I don't want to volunteer. They're so rude!

- It's so heavy. - Ahjussi, get off.

I'm sick.

Aren't you getting off?

Please stop.

Wait, wait.

Was there an innocent-looking girl like that here?

Wow!

Hello.

We moved in a couple of days ago.

Right now.

What a relief.

Hello.

Say hello, too.

What the heck? Where's she going?

Why is she running away?

It's because of you.

- My face? - You look like a camel.

Let's just go our way. Come on.

Let's go.

Aren't you really getting off?

Hey.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Who is she, anyway?

Hey.

Is the girl earlier the one...

...you talked about?

Your love at first sight?

Why are you looking so terrible?

Did something happen?

Uh-oh.

Something must have happened.

Hey.

Don't make yourself sick worrying. Tell us.

Yeah, dude.

Guys.

In fact...

you know...

What?

So...

You took a dump...

...in front of her?

Moreover...

while taking off your socks to wipe,

you fell over?

While exposing...

...your private part completely?

Wow.

What to do?

What to do?

Jeez, there's no solution.

Everything's over.

I'll wrap it up and...

...go to Seoul.

What are you talking about?

I don't think I can live in the same village and see her face.

Hey.

Real men shouldn't be like that.

What's wrong with that?

My friends.

You said if you leave a bad first impression, it means 99.999% failure.

You said there's a research finding, too.

But I...

took a dump...

...in front of that girl.

- Dump. - But...

since it's part of human biology, she would understand.

Right.

Yeah, it's...

...just something everyone does.

Let's say you...

...went on a blind date.

But the girl...

took a dump in front of you...

...because she had to go so bad.

Then...

you'd keep dating her, right?

- Am I nuts? - You bastard.

Hey, hey, calm down.

Hey, sit down. Calm down.

What did I say? You don't understand either.

Jeez.

My first and last love...

...is closing down in a disgraceful way.

What do you mean last?

Chul.

Half of the world is women.

Right.

Half of the world is women.

But the woman I like is...

...only that woman. Only her. Moreover...

I don't have time to date other women.

I don't have time.

What are you saying? Why don't you have time? All we got is time.

Do you even know how I feel?

You guys...

You...

...don't know how I feel.

You really don't know how I feel, dude.

Where are you going?

Don't call me.

What the hell is wrong with him lately?

He's experiencing his first love so roughly.

Hey, Ki Joon.

Your girlfriend's here.

Jeez.

Sister-in-law?

What is this?

It's nothing.

Have a taste.

What is this?

Hey.

This is crazy.

What is this?

Give it.

They're pine mushrooms.

They look like wild mushrooms.

Wild mushrooms?

They are really famous in this area.

- Really? - Wow.

They are really expensive.

She must like you for sure.

What are you saying? She doesn't.

Stop it. Enough!

What's up with ramen?

How can we work after eating ramen?

It will be good for you to eat ramen quietly.

My aunt's cooking is...

...amazingly terrible.

It's okay.

You're coming up with excuses to save money on our food.

Come on, walk faster. Village elders are waiting.

We're walking fast!

Why isn't she coming?

Jeez.

She needs to be punctual.

Is she really doing this or not?

Come on. Hurry up.

There they are.

I'm sorry. I'm late.

Who are they?

I said hurry up.

Why are they here?

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm late.

Stop apologizing.

Why did you bring them along?

Oh... they also...

decided to participate in the Olympiad.

What nonsense is that?

Are you crazy?

Don't get excited first.

Please listen to me.

I don't want to see these faces even one second either.

And?

You all know that Sangdurok Ri, our eternal rival and enemy, has...

...so many young and energetic farmers.

But still...

...don't you know what kind of punks they are?

Did you all forget...

...about the terrible things Sangdurok Ri has done to us so far?

I know well it's not time for me to butt in, but...

I wonder what in the world...

happened between you and Sangdurok Ri...

...to make everyone grit their teeth like that.

It's a long story.

We had a good relationship before.

But...

from the moment the present village head was elected...

...our relationship started drifting apart.

He is as cunning as a snake.

Moreover, he's very smart.

He's full of trickery.

For example...

it was decided that a new health center would be built in our village.

But that bastard...

lobbied the governor, and...

...changed the location to his village.

Lobby?

What kind of lobby?

What he did was...

Governor.

This is my sister.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, nice to meet you, too.

He set him up with his widowed sister.

The governor was a widower, too.

A badger game is a killer in all ages.

This is certainly not the last.

Paving roads was our project, but he stole it, too.

The bus route was changed because of that.

We have only one bus stop, but...

...Sangdurol Ri has two.

The size of our village is...

way bigger than them.

Moreover...

they also have rooftops...

...at their bus stops. Rooftops!

In our village...

...we only have a sign.

Is that all?

We only have two bars...

on the cell phone antenna in our village, but...

Sangdurok Ri has...

...four. All four bars!

Sangdurok Ri was developing more and more like that.

And Hadurok Ri was getting worse and worse.

Young and energetic farmers...

turned their backs to Hadurok Ri, and...

...moved to Sangdurok Ri where it's convenient to live.

Because of that, they've been sweeping...

...all the Olympiad trophies for nine years.

So we must win the Olympiad this year, and...

...reclaim the trophy for sure.

By the way...

even if we reclaim the trophy,

...nothing will change, will it?

It's about our pride.

And if they have a winning streak for ten years,

the trophy will belong to Sangdurok Ri permanently.

Is this the World Cup or something?

This is not a simple Olympiad between villages.

This is a silent war where the villagers' pride is...

...at stake.

A war.

So that's why I decided to...

...have these guys participate in the game as our players.

For a great cause of the Olympiad...

I concluded we are not in a situation to pick and choose.

Moreover...

if they fail to help our team win, they'd go out on their feet.

Just for a while...

stop being mad, and...

...let's join forces, okay?

Then...

can I say we have an agreement?

Then shall we start practicing?

Okay.

Let me introduce the games first.

The official games in the Olympiad are...

kicking the rubber shoes...

doing hula hoops with a rice bag...

doing limbo with wife on the back...

turning ten times with elephant nose and eating a rice cake..

Wait.

Those are the official games in the Olympiad?

Is it a talent show at a preschool or something?

Shut up. Keep listening.

And...

playing Yut, Korean wrestling, tug-of war, soccer, etc...

There is an eleven-legged race with the most points.

The players we decided earlier...

...must start practicing.

Hey, split up and give one-on-one coaching.

Okay.

Got it.

Oh my.

Why do you carry a rice bag...

...when you do hula hoops?

It's too easy if we do without it.

How can a woman carry such a heavy thing?

Oh my.

Okay, this way.

Bow first.

Okay. Now...

...sit down.

Kneel down.

In Korean wrestling...

whoever holds the band tightly...

...will win the game.

Got it?

Hold it tightly.

Elder.

Come closer. Right.

Oh, my God.

It's so ticklish.

So ticklish. So ticklish.

So ticklish.

You must...

...read the direction well.

Okay.

Here it goes.

What?

Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Huh?

Aren't you practicing Yut?

Practice?

I don't need to.

Why?

Did you give up already?

I said I don't need to.

Go away.

The purpose of the Myeon Olympiad is the cooperation.

You know the eleven-legged race has the most points, right?

Yes.

Pay close attention, and...

...remember what we practiced.

Begin.

One, two.

One, two.

Forward.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

- What the... - What?

What the heck...

Can't you do this together?

- Your athletic ability is elementary level. - What?

Hey, you!

Can't you see we're trying our butt off? How can you talk to us like that?

I'm saying you're bad because you really are.

Even nose-running elementary kids can do this.

What?

Hey, are you done talking?

Enough.

Now that I think about it...

you don't have any hope even if you practice.

You guys just fill in the number.

We will take care of the championship trophy.

Fill up the number?

Look how you talk, jerk.

Okay.

We will be out of this, okay?

Young and athletic jerks like you are on your own.

I'm out.

I'm out!

Yoon Hee, I can't do it either.

Where are you going?

You shouldn't talk like that, jerk.

Uncle, why are you doing this?

Jeez, so young and rude...

You must practice. Where are you going?

Sang Deuk, come on.

Sang Deuk oppa.

Hey!

What the hell are you doing?

It's okay.

Let them go.

We're better off this way.

We can do better.

Better, my ass.

Do you know how many games there are?

There's restriction on the number of games you can play and also the age limit.

You have really...

some shitty rules...

...in the village Olympiad.

Hey.

Go and apologize to the elders. Come on.

Forget it. I didn't say anything wrong.

Okay, suit yourself. Do whatever you want.

But instead...

don't forget you're going back to Seoul...

...unless we win, okay?

You bastards... really...

Ugh.

Was I blamed again?

Jeez.

Watermelon is so ripe.

Min Ho, let's eat watermelon.

What are you trying to touch?

I said I'd provide the room and board, not snacks.

I mean...

You only gave us ramen for lunch and dinner.

You can't even share a piece of watermelon?

If you want to eat this piece of watermelon,

go right now and apologize to the villagers.

You're being so petty.

You're threatening me with food.

I feel so offended that...

...I'll eat one.

Ugh... hey...

What?

Who are these people?

Dongsaeng refers to a younger sibling or a friend.

He is a dongsaeng who used to live here, and...

...his friends, Hong Goo.

Are they...

...the ones who killed Mr. Flower?

Their house was burned down to ashes, so...

...they are staying with us for a while.

Are you crazy, noona?

You've been through so much because of them.

I won't allow this.

Get out. Right now.

Who is...

...this bold kid?

He's my dongsaeng.

- Dongsaeng? - Yeah.

You have a dongsaeng?

Yeah.

You don't have to know that, do you?

Get out right now.

Right now.

You're going too far.

How can a young brat like you look me in the eye? Huh?

You'll get a scolding.

Get out when I'm being nice.

- Hey, Park Hong Goo, come here. - Let go.

- I'll explain it all. - Let go, noona.

Come here.

I said I'd explain it to you. Come on.

Let go.

He's full of energy...

...since he's young.

Don't use the honorific to a high schooler.

By the way...

did Yoon Hee noona have such a young dongsaeng?

But earlier...

...didn't she say Park Hong Goo?

Isn't her last name Kang?

My brother...

who is...

Yoon Hee's father...

came down here and remarried Hong Goo's mother.

Oh...

Then...

...they're not real brother and sister.

Where are their parents?

I've never seen them.

Oh...

They passed away...

...on the same day and time.

It was a car accident.

Huh?

What happened?

They were...

...taking vegetables to Seoul and got hit by a dump truck.

So all of a sudden...

...Yoon Hee became a head of the family.

Taking care of Hong Goo and Min Ho...

Yoon Hee's...

...been through so much so far.

I see.

By the way...

...how did the practice go today?

It was a total failure.

Everyone has such bad athletic ability.

What's the big deal about the Olympiad?

Why is everyone putting their lives on the line?

Yoon Hee noona, too...

Why is the village head position so important?

For Yoon Hee...

...it's not just a position.

She lost her parents at such a young age...

...and she got pregnant with a baby without a father.

You can imagine how much she was condemned in the village.

She finally got acknowledged from the villagers...

...and elected as the village head.

I don't think she wants to resign like this.

So...

please help...

...our Yoon Hee, okay?

I'm asking you.

I thought she was just a weirdo, but...

her life is full of ups and downs.

Right?

Han Chul, it bothers you, too, right?

Yeah, it bothers me a lot.

Why did I...

take a dump...

...then and there?

About that?

Anyway, what should we do?

You pissed off all the villagers. I don't think anyone will show up at the practice tomorrow.

I don't know.

I don't care if they do or not.

Is it because I ate ramen all day long?

My stomach is having a war.

I'm going to the bathroom.

Oh, smell.

My legs hurt.

They should have a bidet or something. What's up with the squatting?

Hey.

What are you doing in the middle of the night?

I'm practicing for the talent show at the Olympiad.

They have that at the Olympiad?

Such a variety.

I need to practice to win the first prize in the talent show.

I hear our village must win...

...for my mom to continue to be the village head.

Huh?

So are you doing this...

...for your mom's village head position?

Oh my, is the village head position...

...like the Prime Minister or the UN Secretary General?

I mean, why is everyone...

regardless of their age...

...risking their lives on the position?

I bragged so much to my friends that...

...my mom is the village head.

But if she quits...

...I'll get bullied again like before.

That I'm a son of a single mom...

That I'm an idiot who doesn't know who the father is...

Who would say such a thing to you?

Did you let them say that? Huh?

You should punch them in the stomach.

Ahjussi.

Don't you know...

...fights can never be a solution?

Grow up.

Hey, are you giving me...

Wow, how absurd.

Right.

Sleep late and you won't get tall. You'll regret it later.

Like mother, like son.

Hey, kiddo.

Do you think you can win the first prize by practicing like that?

Do you think people will still buy it if you play innocent?

These days...

being cute...

or young...

...doesn't give you the first prize.

Then what am I supposed to do?

Shocking.

Provocative.

Sensational.

You need to show them a shocking performance.

What is that?

Hey, miss.

Try some corns.

Is she sleeping?

She must be tired from working on murals.

Jeez.

This is not it.

Is it really here or not?

By the way...

what he said was...

...for real, right?

You...

...must acknowledge my pure love, okay?

Hey.

Oppa is leaving Korea soon.

Oppa...

...will take care of you for life.

Okay.

Just keep drinking, oppa.

In fact...

I'm an aide to an assemblyman quite famous.

Really?

You know what secret funds are, right?

I manage...

...his secret funds.

But...

I pocketed some of...

...his secret funds somewhere.

Really?

How much?

Five million dollars.

In cash...

Five million dollars?

Where did you hide...

...five million in cash?

I can't tell you that.

Yeah, right.

That sort of thing must be a secret.

I also...

have...

this big...

gold bars in the house, you know.

I'm serious, wench.

Do you think I'd have this expensive drink...

...and joke with you?

Fine.

The location is...

Soul Myeon, Hadurok...

Ha...

du...

rok...

Ri...

I buried them in the field there.

Five million in cash, my ass.

Haven't I seen someone like him before?

How long must I live like this?

Wait.

My new product proposal...

Jeez, I left it again.

So frustrating.

Hey.

Who are you?

I asked who you are.

Hey.

Help me.

Call the police.

Police.

If you spill it, he won't kill you. So...

Say it now. Where's the money?

Well...

I don't know what you're talking about.

We know you took the money, bastard.

Say it if you don't wanna die.

I said...

...I don't know what you're talking about.

- You don't? - I don't.

Why are you making it so hard?

Say it.

Where's the money?

Okay.

I mean...

The money is...

over there...

over there...

Is that bastard crazy?

Hey.

Ahjussi.

Ahjussi.

Why did you run into my car all of a sudden?

Open your eyes.

- Call 911 please. - This is nuts.

Come on. Call the police.

It was an accident!

The location is...

What is this all about?

Then what he said earlier...

...is true after all?

Five million dollars in cash?

Wait, where did he say it was earlier?

Jeez.

Ha...

Ha...

Ha...

Right.

Hadurok Ri...

No way.

It'll be here somewhere.

I don't know. Let's just dig.

What are you doing?

Wait.

He just fell asleep. Quiet.

By the way...

...how do you know that song?

It's an old song.

My dad used to like it.

I listened to it so much that I got to like it somehow.

A strange thing is...

...Min Ho falls asleep easily if he listens to it.

I guess there's such a thing as hereditary.

Why did you come out anyway?

I don't sleep well.

- Insomnia. - Insomnia?

What a fancy disease.

If you farm here a little longer,

you'll fall asleep as soon as your head touches the floor.

Until then...

...please make me sleepy, too, noona.

What are you doing?

Move.

Aren't you gonna move?

You're a real nut case...

...unlike how you look.

I hear that often.

What are you doing?

Sing me a lullaby.

Crazy...

Do I look so free to you?

Move!

You'll regret it.

What? What do I regret about? What?

He's Min Ho, right?

He'll go crazy if he wakes up.

So sing me a lullaby.

Or else...

I dug all day long...

...every bone in my body hurts.

Me, too.

What is he doing?

Jeez.

Mosquitoes in our village...

...had another party.

We're not mosquito UNICEF.

You're taking turns donating your blood.

Wake up.

Wake up, hyung.

What?

Hey.

You saw what happened to Ki Joon the other day.

You still wanted to sleep outside?

Why are you sleeping here?

I just...

It was nice and cool.

I had such a good sleep after so long.

I feel refreshed.

Refreshed, my ass.

Hello.

Hi.

Are you up already?

I'll make ramen. Wait for moment.

Excuse me?

We're eating ramen again?

You don't want to?

Then shall we eat rice together for a change?

What do you mean rice?

I...

...really like ramen.

Me, too. I go for ramen.

We've been eating ramen since yesterday.

Just say you'd eat ramen...

...when I'm being nice.

Why don't you eat ramen?

Oh... okay.

I'll eat ramen.

Excuse me.

I'm letting this go because noona pleaded.

From now on...

if you ever give my noona a hard time,

I won't leave you alone.

Got it?

Yes.

Oh...

Okay.

Don't worry. I won't let that happen.

Have a nice day.

Okay.

Such a young man...

...shows his existence clearly.

He'll be a great man.

Where's Yoon Hee noona?

I don't know.

She had some business and left early.

Already?

She's really diligent.

Hey.

If we are done...

...let's go work.

I haven't finished yet. Let me eat more.

Me neither.

I'll go ahead then.

Ahjumma, you're coming to the practice, right?

Well...

Man Goo told me not to. You know how he is.

Don't be like this.

I'm begging you. Please.

Those jerks said they're fine on their own.

Let them!

Ahjumma.

Ahjumma.

What's the big deal about the village head? Why is she begging like that?

It's bugging me.

I don't care.

Your mouth will tear apart.

You went to bed so early last night.

Why are you still so tired?

I...

...didn't sleep well.

Oh.

By the way, ahjussi...

I'm not sure about the boundary of this village.

Can you help me a little?

I'm busy.

I have an engagement for morning rice wine.

Don't say that.

Please help me.

The expiration date for the rice wine I left with Mr. Han is today.

If you say so...

...I have no choice.

My ass.

Follow me.

You're such a bother.

Min Ki.

What's bothering you?

Something wrong?

It's nothing.

Ahjussi.

Let's practice again later.

I depend on you!

Oh, my God.

What's wrong, hyung?

I'm about to get scared.

Hey, I'll be right back.

Where are you going?

What's up?

Where are you going?'

By the way...

...Yoon Hee came by earlier.

Well...

Practice for the Olympiad...

Oh, jeez.

I told you to stop talking about the Olympiad, didn't I?

Stop caring whether Yoon Hee practices with them or not!

Oppa.

Be honest.

You're doing this so you can be a village head if we lose.

What, you wench?

You wench, look at the way you talk of your oppa.

Jeez.

Who'd understand me?

Oppa.

What's up, oppa?

Are you here for me?

Oh...

No, not that.

I was passing by.

Oh my.

You must be so busy.

Oh my. Can I help you with anything?

Are you out of your mind?

What's up with you?

What's your intention?

What do you mean my intention? Nothing like that.

My ass.

You won't be doing this for nothing.

I don't think so.

Jeez.

Ahjussi.

Are you still mad?

I'm...

really sorry about yesterday.

Please forgive me.

And...

today...

...you're coming to the practice, right?

There you go.

I knew you had something on your mind.

What?

You said you don't need people like us. p

I just said that out of frustration.

Instead...

I...

...will help you with work.

Give it.

I can just nip the rotten part, right?

Like this...

Right? Like this...

That's still a baby.

It's not even blooming.

Why are you cutting it?

I'm sorry.

It looks yellow, so I thought it was dead.

I'll cut something else.

Don't do it, bastard.

Don't do anything!

I'm about to cry.

How can people do this?

I mean...

This is what people do.

For them, of course.

Did you eat enough?

I fed you all.

Apples look really ripe.

It's okay, it's okay.

Again...

I'm sorry.

We're done digging!

We can finally escape from time to shovel.

Hey.

By the way, Min Ki left us with all the work, and...

...what is he doing now?

I don't know.

Hyung.

It's so hot. Let's go and take a shower.

You two can go.

I don't feel like it now.

Okay, okay.

Fine.

We'll go.

Yay!

Let's go.

I'm so hot.

Hotteok.

Did you eat yet?

I didn't give you any.

I'm sorry.

Hotteok.

What'll I do now?

What am I supposed to do?

I was gonna fall in love for my first and last time.

Things didn't work out.

If there's God in heaven,

he must be so cruel.

It's so sad to die at this age.

Shouldn't He help me...

...love and die at least?

Don't you think so?

Hey.

Hey.

What are you doing?

You should at least listen to me when I'm talking to you.

You really...

Oh, no.

You must miss your mom so much.

Right.

Instead...

Just this once.

What are you doing?

What are you making the puppy do?

Were you like this?

Are you that lonely?

It's not like that.

It's misunderstanding.

Misunderstanding, my ass.

Then how'll you explain this picture?

Hey, why did you bite it?

Hey.

Your nipple's bleeding.

It's okay.

Jeez.

Don't touch it. Don't.

You're not okay.

This can be serious if it gets infected.

Let me see.

I said it's okay.

Jeez.

Why did you...

You need to disinfect the cut.

I really can't understand the young people these days.

Anyway...

This field is the end of our village.

My ass.

I told you.

What did I say?

They won't come.

Did you expect them to come after what happened yesterday?

My ass.

Yeah, right. We can totally win with these members.

We've got an invalid who gets sick all the time.

What did you just say, punk?

Oh, oh my leg.

A pervert who got his nipple bitten by a puppy.

What are you talking about?

Nipple bitten by a puppy?

I was going around the village with Soo Yun earlier, and...

Soo Yun?

You know...

that girl who came here to volunteer to do murals...

I was looking around the village with her, and...

that jerk was...

...letting the puppy lick his nipple.

Is that why your chest is...

...so swollen?

Why in the world...

...did you let the puppy lick your nipple? Are you nuts?

Wait.

If it's a girl volunteering to do murals,

then...

...did she end up seeing that again?

We have standards for teachers, you know.

Let's go.

They are the villagers.

What's going on?

Yoon Hee.

Why do you look so surprised?

What is going on?

Did you bring them with you?

Jeez.

Of course.

What's up with you?

I didn't want to get kicked out, okay?

We need to win the Olympiad to...

farm and...

...make an album.

I knew it.

Anyway, thanks.

Thank you for coming.

Yeah, you did your best.

But I don't see Man Goo.

I knew it.

He's so eager to become the village head.

Why'd he come?

What's up with you?

I thought you'd be praying for our defeat.

Do you think I really wanted to come here?

You're wrong if you do.

If I didn't come here,

I was afraid he'd ruin my whole strawberry farm. That's why I'm here, okay?

Are you...

trying to make us...

lose the game by...

...performing so poorly on purpose?

To be the village head?

Yeah, right, punk.

I'm dying to be the village head. Are you happy now?

By the way...

I hate to lose it to the Sangdurok Ri jerks more than not becoming the village head.

Prior to that matter...

I am also a resident in Hadurok Ri.

Resident!

Shut up.

I'm not here because I like you.

Don't get me wrong.

Stop it please.

Since we're all here, why don't we practice?

Let's go.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Wow.

You're good.

So nice.

There you go.

As if you're riding a horse...

Smoothly. Right.

Wow.

Ahjumma, you must've...

...ridden on a horse a lot.

Yeah, I did in my time.

Nice.

Wow.

You're really good.

Oh, come on.

Get up.

You're doing good.

You need to hold it.

Yes.

We can't start unless you hold it. Stay still.

Elder.

You need to stand it if we want to start.

Jeez.

Elder.

Elder.

Elder.

Okay.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

Ugh.

Really.

How many times have we done this? Can't you just do it at the right time?

You have no sense of rhythm.

My ass.

This is because you guys are going too fast.

Jeez, shut up.

I'm dead tired.

My ass.

Can't you stop saying my ass already? I'm sick and tired of hearing it.

Okay, punk.

My ass.

Anyway, all other stuff is so easy, but...

...why is this so hard?

However, we got way better than the beginning.

Let's wrap it up for today.

What do you say we all...

...have a cup of rice wine at my place?

Shall we?

Cool.

Let's go.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Have a drink.

My ass.

Those rude Sangdurok Ri thugs.

I hate them so much.

Calm down.

Attention.

Attention.

We'll win...

...this Olympiad.

Why?

We, "Excellent Souls"...

...are here with you.

So...

let's win this Olympiad and...

humiliate that "Fan Master" or something village head and...

Sangdurok Ri residents...

...for certain.

Okay?

Okay!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Hey.

You said something proper...

...for the first time.

I'll give you a drink.

Take it.

Thank you.

Ahjussi.

Give me one, please.

Have a drink, too, oppa.

Drink from the whole bottle.

Let's drink together.

- You drink, too, oppa. - Cheers.

He's drinking from the bottle.

Thank you.

Soo Yun...

Soo Yun...

Her name is so pretty, too.

And I showed her another disgusting moment.

What to do now? I'm going crazy.

I thought you guys are "pretty boy" band.

There's an error.

Ahjussi must have...

...been picked up for your talent.

Who are you?

Han Sang Eun.

In a few years...

I might be...

...on the same stage with you oppas.

Let's say I'm a potential idol.

Potential idol?

Do you want to be an idol?

Yes.

Hey.

I'm so sorry, but...

you need to get plastic surgery first...

...to become an idol.

I know.

So I'm doing everything to save money.

Jeez.

Kids these days...

...are so systematic.

Hey.

What happened to your hair?

I thought you wanted to be an idol.

I can only do this style.

My dad shaved it off.

What a horrible thing to do to his daughter.

Who is your dad?

I didn't say much.

We were just talking about the Olympiad.

These oppas are not that bad.

Why did you cuss at them?

Okay.

I'll go check if the laundry is done.

Then bye.

What action...

in the world indicated...

...the washing machine?

How did she understand that?

Never mind.

It's a special silent language...

...only those two can understand.

Come on.

You worked so hard today.

Let's all have a drink.

Our chant is...

...to give three cheers to Hadurok Ri.

Hurray, Hadurok Ri!

Hurray!

Hurray!

We'll get kicked out unless we win.

I'll make you realize...

things don't work out...

...only with your will.

Don't you know it's not over until it's over?

Are you gonna watch Sangdurok people win?

If she has a boyfriend, she must be wearing a ring.

They want us out if we do something.

By the way, does your girlfriend know you're living like this?

She looks so much like you, noona.

Her eyes, her nose...

So when I see you, noona...

...I think of her.

I start liking you more, noona.

What should I do?