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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:46,375 "We are so cool!" 2 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,250 "We..." 3 00:01:12,708 --> 00:01:15,791 "We... We... We are so cool!" 4 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:19,833 "We are so cool!" 5 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,041 "We... We... We are so cool!" 6 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:27,125 "We are so cool!" 7 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:29,000 "We don't stop anyone who comes willingly." 8 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:30,750 "Nor do we try to stop anyone from leaving." 9 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:34,375 "O Baby, our style's completely different." 10 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,333 "No incidents occur." 11 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:38,125 "We can't floor any girls either." 12 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:41,625 "Our stars are in a bad constellation." 13 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,375 "Your love's driven my crazy." 14 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:49,291 "I was numb before, but now I am hot." 15 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:52,708 "My mom wanted a handsome boy." 16 00:01:52,916 --> 00:01:57,583 "But we're mom and dad's mistake." 17 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:01,291 "We are so cool!" 18 00:02:01,791 --> 00:02:05,375 "We are so cool!" 19 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,583 "We are so cool!" 20 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:13,000 "We are so cool!" 21 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,041 "We... We... We are so cool!" 22 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:27,125 "We are so cool!" 23 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:30,583 "We are so cool!" 24 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:34,375 "We're the best." 25 00:02:34,541 --> 00:02:38,041 "We are so cool!" 26 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:41,750 "We're the best." 27 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,750 "We are so cool!" 28 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:15,541 Rocky. 29 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:34,291 Rocky. 30 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:46,708 "Check him out, check him out... it's Rocky." 31 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:48,583 "Check him out, check him out... he's funky." 32 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,375 "Check him out, check him out... it's Rocky." 33 00:03:50,625 --> 00:03:52,291 "Check him out, check him out... he's funky." 34 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:02,000 This is Rocky. 35 00:04:02,541 --> 00:04:03,833 When the world sleeps... 36 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:07,375 ...well, he doesn't, nor does he let the girls sleep. 37 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:09,000 Right now he's standing here... 38 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,500 ...but his friend Kanhaiyya is standing somewhere else. 39 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:21,833 O Lord Krishna, I don't want a two-minute noodle... 40 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:24,750 ...but someone who can give me eternal love. 41 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,750 I'm not looking for TP, but BP... 42 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:29,500 'Beautiful Patni' (Wife). 43 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:33,333 Hear my prayers, O Prabhu... O Deva (God). 44 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:42,166 Mister, currently Maggi and BP can be banned any minute. 45 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:46,041 Even Rajnikanth can't help you on this. 46 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:47,041 All the best. 47 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,375 Yesterday, I met a man... Mr. Popat. 48 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,500 He deals in girls. 49 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:00,250 Popat's going to introduce me to a beautiful girl. 50 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:04,833 I've an idea to make a macho impression on him. 51 00:05:12,916 --> 00:05:13,750 Mr. Baig. 52 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:18,375 Popat! 53 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:22,666 Hello, Mr. Baig. -Mr. Popat, welcome. 54 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:23,833 I was waiting for you. 55 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:25,166 Where is the stuff, show me! 56 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:29,833 Mr. Baig, I've bought the best stuff for you. 57 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,666 Once you see it, you'll pounce on it. 58 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,500 What a variety... I must say. 59 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:38,166 We've got Russian, American, Italian... 60 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,375 ...and even the local stuff. 61 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:46,500 But Mr. Popat, you said, your business is 'Supplying'. 62 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:48,166 Yes, I did. And in laundry supplies... 63 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:53,791 ...you also get traditional attire, kurta... and more. 64 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:56,791 You said you wanted a suit, so I brought you a suit. 65 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:59,000 Look. -Bloody cheat. 66 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,166 You awakened my dormant desires. 67 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:04,041 I will bury you alive. 68 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:07,375 Old man... now I understand your demand. 69 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:09,000 Bloody pervert. 70 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:11,166 Pervert... -Who are you calling pervert? 71 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,833 It's been so long since I asked for a coffee. 72 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,791 Who's is this? -It's fresh. 73 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:19,791 Give it to me. 74 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:27,375 Hello. Hi. 75 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:29,375 Good morning, sir. 76 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:36,000 There was Mr. India who could be seen only through red colour. 77 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:39,833 And there's Kanhaiyya, who goes cockeyed whenever he sees red. 78 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:43,583 No matter which colour of red he sees... 79 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,625 ...original or dyed, it makes him cockeyed. 80 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:52,166 Focus. Focus. Focus. 81 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,708 Good morning. Good morning. 82 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:12,000 May I... come... in, sir? -Yes, come in. 83 00:07:20,916 --> 00:07:25,000 Sir sent me to you. 84 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,291 So that I can take it... 85 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:28,375 Your... 86 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:30,833 ...notation? 87 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:31,833 Oh, I see. 88 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,583 So... How are you going to take the notation? 89 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:38,541 However you want to give it. 90 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:42,041 I mean... notation. 91 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:45,708 I'll give it verbally. 92 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:47,583 But I'll hold it in my hands and then take it. 93 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:50,291 What? -Your cell... phone. 94 00:07:50,916 --> 00:07:52,291 Phone. -Give it to me. 95 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,375 Kanhaiyya, the delagates are here. 96 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:57,791 Bring the presentation to the conference room in five minutes. 97 00:07:58,166 --> 00:07:59,541 Ok, dad. Ok. 98 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:01,375 Kanhaiyya, focus. Focus. 99 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:02,750 Focus, Kanhaiyya. 100 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,791 We have only five minutes. 101 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,000 Come on, baby. 102 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,541 I don't want to do this. 103 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:10,666 I am looking for true love. 104 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,291 True love. Move aside. 105 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:13,833 I'll give you true love. 106 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,708 Kanhaiyya. Don't leave me and go. 107 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,708 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 108 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:25,166 Our company, Lawman pg3 has only one motto. 109 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:26,625 Excellence. 110 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,833 The talent of making jeans runs in our genes. 111 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:34,375 And my son, Kanhaiyya Lele... 112 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,583 ...is assisting me in it. 113 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,791 So ladies and gentlemen, tie your seatbelts... 114 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:42,375 ...and be ready for a fantastic presentation... 115 00:08:42,541 --> 00:08:46,541 ...of Sanskar... Range of traditional wear! 116 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:51,666 These photographs will give you all a clear image... 117 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:55,541 ...of how we can make a backdoor entry in the market. 118 00:08:57,375 --> 00:09:00,541 To capture this virgin market. -How did this happen? 119 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,000 ...is our goal. 120 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:06,333 This next image will show you the steps we've taken... 121 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:09,500 ...to escape the booby traps of the market. 122 00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:12,375 These traps... -What's coming here? 123 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:13,708 What is all this? 124 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,666 Did you do something? -I didn't do anything. 125 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:16,750 Silence please. 126 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:19,541 What is this, Mr. Lele? Look behind. 127 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:31,375 Kanhaiyya! 128 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,833 Is my picture printed in the Lokmat. -Shut up, Rocky. 129 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,708 Everything went haywire today. 130 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,375 Dad's very angry. 131 00:09:46,666 --> 00:09:48,250 My dear cockeyed Kanhaiyya. 132 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:49,833 Focus! Focus! 133 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:54,000 Even he knows, what happens when his dear son sees red. 134 00:09:54,541 --> 00:09:56,041 The problem is your cockeyed. 135 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:58,916 How long can he stay angry? 136 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,375 Tonight, when your granny turns 69... 137 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:03,000 ...you can convince him. -Yes. 138 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:06,541 Only granny's 69th birthday can save me now. 139 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:10,000 I wish that you and aunty stay happy together forever. 140 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:14,125 Kanhaiyya, you should start calling me mom now. 141 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,041 Aunty's are as good as moms. 142 00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:19,333 I know, I didn't raise you. 143 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:21,541 But after sister passed away... 144 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:24,000 ...I did change your soiled pants too. 145 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,000 Yes. 146 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,541 No need to pamper this useless fool. 147 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,166 I told you to get the cake. 148 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,041 Didn't I? 149 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,333 Rocky's bringing it. 150 00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:33,291 Everybody, the cake's here. 151 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:35,833 Come, come. -Everybody come. 152 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:37,041 No, no, not you. 153 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:38,541 Granny, come. 154 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,375 My 69th birthday cake! -Yes. 155 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,541 One... two... three! 156 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:48,666 Isn't it just perfect? 157 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,000 Isn't that good? Isn't that good? 158 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:51,166 No, no, no, no. 159 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,125 What's this? 160 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,833 I gave you two a small job... 161 00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:57,000 ...but you couldn't do that either, you fools. 162 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:58,708 But uncle, what's wrong with this cake? 163 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,250 What are you saying? 164 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,375 Look... 165 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,833 It's granny's birthday, not Shakti Kapoor's. 166 00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:15,291 Now we'll have to do this job. 167 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,500 Me and your mom will have to go... 168 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,375 ...and get a decent cake. 169 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,375 Until then, you take granny to the temple. 170 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,000 Ok, fine. -Come on. 171 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,791 You couldn't even get a decent cake... 172 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,375 ...at least you could've brought a decent gift. 173 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,583 Gift? Where will I get a gift now? 174 00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:30,833 There's Passmyorder.com. 175 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,833 Shopping plus saving. -Yes. 176 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,250 It was so nice, so big. 177 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:38,375 Granny... tonight when you turn 69... 178 00:11:38,541 --> 00:11:41,000 ...we'll give you a bigger surprise. -Really? 179 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,666 Let's go to the temple now. -Ok. 180 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,583 This website's amazing. 181 00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:53,291 Done. 182 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:57,250 Gift shopping's done. What now? 183 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,833 Rocky. 184 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:02,833 No one's at home. 185 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,375 Let's give my thing some overhaul... 186 00:12:05,916 --> 00:12:07,375 ...so that, it functions properly when needed. 187 00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:14,291 Desi Pop Corn. 188 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,000 Hot version of Bollywood films. 189 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,166 This seems new. 190 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,375 'Jaag Rambo Jaag' (Wake up Rambo Wake up). 191 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,000 'Rocky' 192 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:34,250 "Run Rambo Run." 193 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,833 See, doctor. 194 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,833 Rambo's always running. 195 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,916 And no matter how hard I try... 196 00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:42,500 ...it doesn't wakeup. 197 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,041 Please do something. 198 00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:49,708 Otherwise my youth will go to waste. 199 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:53,041 Rambo will wakeup, that's my promise. 200 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:56,291 Formula 36... 24... 36. 201 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,041 Wake up Rambo! Wake up! 202 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,125 Come on, Rambo. 203 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:08,541 Oh no. Now there's just one cure for it. 204 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,125 Nurse Laura. 205 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:17,000 Yes, Dr. Waghmare. -Come in, nurse Laura. 206 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,708 How can I help you? 207 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:24,375 This man has type two low parkinson's disease. 208 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,375 Cure him! 209 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:28,750 Give it to me. 210 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:34,375 Push it. 211 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:37,708 Give it to me. 212 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:46,625 "Wake up... Rambo." 213 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,833 I am awakened. 214 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,291 "Wake up... Rambo." 215 00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:56,833 Oh my God! 216 00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:12,291 Come, granny. 217 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,000 Rocky! 218 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,583 What's this? 219 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,916 Rocky, what have you done? 220 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:42,916 You killed granny on her birthday. 221 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,291 Rocky! 222 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:50,541 Your father shouldn't have chucked you out for such a small thing. 223 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,375 After all... you're a cannonball from his cannon. 224 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,625 If you hadn't shot from your cannon and killed granny... 225 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,166 ...then I wouldn't have been orphaned. 226 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,750 Let's just forget what happened. 227 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,708 I was with you that day, and I still am. 228 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,625 Shoulder to shoulder! 229 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:09,583 It takes only a second, a minute or an hour for bad times to change. 230 00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,166 See... the phone's ringing. 231 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,500 Hello. 232 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,833 After all these years. 233 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,000 It's Mickey from Thailand. 234 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,541 Mickey. -Yes. 235 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,250 No, buddy... we're in a bad condition. 236 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,291 What? 237 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:25,666 Really? 238 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 What are you saying? 239 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,166 Of course. 240 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,333 Done, bro. Done. Thanks. 241 00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,750 What happened? What did Mickey say? 242 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,291 He said that our fate's going to change. 243 00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:38,041 He's offered us a job. 244 00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:40,166 He wants us to go to Bangkok... 245 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,833 ...and give him a hand job. -What? 246 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,291 I mean... give him a hand in his job. 247 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,333 Help him out. 248 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,583 I see. -Yes. 249 00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:49,000 What job? -He didn't say that. 250 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,791 But he said, his business is 'Give and Take'. 251 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,166 'Give and Take?' -Yes. 252 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,041 Rocky, I hope we don't get stuck in a mess. 253 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,041 Whatever it is, I am sure it's better than this. 254 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,833 Yes. -Instead of rotting in Madh Island, let's go to Thailand. 255 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,833 And Mickey's guaranteed... 256 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,250 ...that we'll make loads of money out there. 257 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,583 Bathe in champagne. 258 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,791 Moet? -Moet. 259 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,375 And he also said... 260 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:17,291 ...we'll ride with girls in a big car. 261 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:22,333 "Youth's ruined me." 262 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,166 "Youth's ruined me." 263 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:51,583 "Youth's ruined me." 264 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:56,500 "Youth's ruined me." 265 00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:01,333 "Youth's ruined me." 266 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:06,500 "Youth's ruined me." 267 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:11,375 "My eyes get fixed on anyone I see." 268 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:15,791 "Day and night I'm worried about finding a new boy toy." 269 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:19,291 "It's not hard to find a lover boy." 270 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,166 "It's not hard to find a lover boy. 271 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,541 "I want to taste your beauty." 272 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:30,375 "Youth's ruined me." 273 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:35,333 "Youth's ruined me." 274 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:40,166 "Youth's ruined me." 275 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:45,000 "Youth's ruined me." 276 00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:48,291 "Your beauty." 277 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,166 "O my beauty." 278 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,250 "Hello." 279 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,541 "Madam, now listen to this." 280 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,250 "You just turned 18, and your youth's like a bud." 281 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,750 "I am your man, be my queen." 282 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,125 "You do as you please." 283 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,375 "I guess this is hereditary." 284 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,916 "Who are you waiting for?" 285 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,250 "I know darling, you want to lock eyes with me." 286 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,833 "But you never admit." 287 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,833 "Why do you beautify yourself?" 288 00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:19,000 "Your beauty's hi fi, and I'm a naughty boy." 289 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,291 "And we're going to enjoy all night." 290 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,750 "Wearing my Lawman, I am good looking." 291 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:26,166 "Let's get surrender to each other." 292 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:31,041 "Zoom in with your eyes, and wander around." 293 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:35,916 "Don't stare at my waist with your eyes." 294 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,541 "It's the heart's dirty thinking." 295 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,166 "It's the heart's dirty thinking." 296 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,541 "But listen to your heart if you want to have fun." 297 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:50,375 "Youth's ruined me." 298 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:55,291 "Youth's ruined me." 299 00:18:55,375 --> 00:19:00,166 "Youth's ruined me." 300 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:05,041 "Youth's ruined me." 301 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:09,250 "O Madam. Your youth." 302 00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:14,541 "O Madam. So crazy." 303 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,916 "O Madam." 304 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:21,833 "Looking at your beauty, I want to quench my thirst." 305 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,708 "Not just a drop, I want to drink the entire bottle." 306 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:31,583 "You're my Romeo, I'm your Juliet take me in your arms." 307 00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:36,375 "I want to live with you, and not go anywhere." 308 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:41,125 "I miss you all day." 309 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,750 "I miss you all day." 310 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,291 "And kiss your cheeks." 311 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:51,000 "My youth..." 312 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:58,375 "Youth's ruined me." 313 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:03,500 "Youth's ruined me." 314 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,375 Excuse me. 315 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,750 Yes. -My seat's there. 316 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,541 Can I? -Yeah, yeah, of course. 317 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,250 Excuse me. 318 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,041 I think that's my seat over there. 319 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,000 Yeah, yeah... sure. 320 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:01,000 Pillow please. -Pillow please. 321 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,916 Here's your pillow ma'am. -Thank you. 322 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,041 Excuse me, can I also have a pillow please! 323 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,291 Thank you. -Welcome. 324 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,500 Thailand, here we land! 325 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:23,625 What's that? 326 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,041 'Welcome to Suvarnabhumi International Airport.' 327 00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:50,041 "We are so cool. We are so cool." 328 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:57,375 "We are so cool. We are so cool." 329 00:21:58,041 --> 00:22:00,000 Rocky, Mickey said 8 o'clock, right? 330 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,541 "Bad boy." 331 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,583 "Bad boy." 332 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:19,375 What the... 333 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,833 Brother, so nice to see you. 334 00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:27,750 Looking nice. -Great. 335 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,791 Looks like you two shaped up. 336 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,708 You two have changed a lot. -You too. 337 00:22:31,791 --> 00:22:34,916 Chain... leather... biceps. 338 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,541 My entire life has changed. 339 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,833 Let me show you how. -Ok. 340 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,166 You've ruined my life, Rajjo. -I love you so much. 341 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,583 And you doubt me? 342 00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:46,250 Shut up! What kind of love is this? 343 00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,000 What the... 344 00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:48,750 I will slap you. Shut up. -You can try. 345 00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:50,708 I am a Punjabi too. -Shut up. 346 00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:52,541 Brother. -Yes, brother. 347 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:53,666 What's going on? 348 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,625 We've been married for only three months... 349 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,291 ...and she already gave birth to a child. 350 00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:58,583 What? -Right. 351 00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:01,375 How long have you been married? -Three months. 352 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,666 And you? -Three months. 353 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,708 And when was the kid born? -Three months. 354 00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:05,333 Total. 355 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:06,375 Total... 356 00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:11,000 Total... 3 plus 3 plus 3... 357 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:14,291 Rajjo, that's nine months. 358 00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,375 Time just flew by, forgive me. 359 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,166 You suspect me for no reason. -Sir, thank you. 360 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:21,125 You just saved my marriage. -Yes. 361 00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,000 6609823... call me. 362 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:26,291 Come on, let's plan for the second one. 363 00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:29,000 I am really proud of you today. 364 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,250 Even though you stayed out of our country for so long... 365 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:35,041 ...but you haven't forgotten our culture yet. 366 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,250 You'll be blessed. 367 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,916 You just saved a marriage from breaking-up. 368 00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:43,500 He hasn't changed at all. 369 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,250 He's still the same. 370 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:48,583 Buddy, I didn't do some good deed. 371 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,541 I did this for my own benefit. 372 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:53,000 You didn't get it? 373 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,375 He'll never understand. 374 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,500 Come on, son. 375 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:04,916 Welcome to the new exciting life. -Thank you. 376 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:07,375 But tell me something, what do you exactly do... 377 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:09,041 ...and what do you want us to do. 378 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:10,833 Yes. -It's a surprise. 379 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,375 A surprise that will change your lives. 380 00:24:13,791 --> 00:24:17,125 Just like Sunny Leone's changed after she came to India. 381 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:52,541 Kaushaliya baby. 382 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,000 Darling meet me tonight, I'll make you a big star. 383 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:56,541 Mickey, you've an amazing life. 384 00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:58,625 This was just the trailer. 385 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:01,291 The door to heaven, opens from here. 386 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,125 Welcome. 387 00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:06,041 This is my studio. -Nice place. 388 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,666 And I do all my work from here. 389 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,166 What work? -Everything. 390 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,541 You'll find out. 391 00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:13,250 You guys are going to have a lot of fun. 392 00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:15,166 Lot of fun! 393 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:19,916 "Now that you've pinched me..." 394 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,916 Today I am going to teach you three things. 395 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Entertainment. 396 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:29,375 Entertainment. 397 00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:31,166 Entertainment. 398 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,166 Me first. 399 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:36,833 Me first. 400 00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:40,583 Don't make noise, or I'll punish you. 401 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,375 Cut... got the shot. Moving on. 402 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:45,541 Hey, Merili. 403 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,000 Hi, Mickey! -Meet my friends, Kanhaiyya and Rocky. 404 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:51,125 And this is my heroine... Merili. 405 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:56,000 It's a... real pleasure... meeting you. 406 00:25:58,166 --> 00:26:01,000 Did you see my shot? -Yes, we did. 407 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:03,791 Superb shot. -Was it fun? 408 00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:08,000 Why is she talking like that? -No, no. 409 00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,375 Don't be scared. She's very good actress. 410 00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:10,583 Method actress. 411 00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:12,250 She's been doing the same role for three years. 412 00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:13,916 She's so into her character... 413 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,833 ...that now it's difficult to come out. Right, Merili? 414 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,041 Yes. 415 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:18,250 Madam is ready. 416 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:22,666 Meenamma... this is my new encyclopedia. 417 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,375 H for... -Harder. 418 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,125 F for... -Faster. 419 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:28,541 L for... -Longer. 420 00:26:31,541 --> 00:26:33,041 Focus! Focus! Focus! 421 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,666 No, Meenamma. No. 422 00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:40,125 You've jumbled up all the meanings in the dictionary. 423 00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,500 I love it. 424 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,375 It's your fault. 425 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,916 Where did you buy such a stupid dictionary. 426 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:50,166 I think, I've seen her before. 427 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:53,000 Give it to me, push it. 428 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:54,750 Nurse Laura. 429 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:58,166 I didn't know that such big incidents... 430 00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:02,333 ...happen in such big cities. 431 00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:06,166 Don't underestimate the power of common man. 432 00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:11,541 "Lungi dance." 433 00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:14,666 "Lungi dance." 434 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,583 Yeah! 435 00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:19,250 "Lungi dance." 436 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:20,000 Cut. 437 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,000 Hey, Mickey. 438 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,833 What a shot, Tarzan. 439 00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:24,916 Darling. 440 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,833 Hi, Mickey! -How are you, Saku? 441 00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:29,125 What a hot shot? 442 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,625 Meet my friends. 443 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,916 This is Kanhaiyya and Rocky. 444 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,375 Sakuntala. 445 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:36,000 You mean Shakuntala. 446 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,750 No, no, she's Sakuntala. 447 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,375 Her pronouncitation are off. 448 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:41,000 She pronounces S as Sh. 449 00:27:41,083 --> 00:27:42,041 She's Shaku. 450 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,750 But calls herself Sucku. 451 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:48,333 Thank God, she doesn't say F instead of S... 452 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:49,041 F... 453 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,625 Is she all right? -No, she isn't all right at all. 454 00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,000 When she gets in the mood... 455 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:56,833 ...she starts touching herself. 456 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,041 Madam's in the mood. Someone take her shot. 457 00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:03,375 I am coming. -Go, go, go. 458 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,500 Come there. -But... what's going on here. 459 00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:11,625 You two are doing really great, guys. 460 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:12,750 Hi! 461 00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,291 Hey, who are these two? 462 00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:17,000 They are my childhood friends. Kanhaiyya and Rocky. 463 00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:20,166 And guys, they are my brilliant actors. 464 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:23,041 Wow! They are so cute. 465 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,166 Especially this one. -Get lost! 466 00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:26,375 Don't tease him too much. 467 00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:28,833 He's fresh stuff... I specially imported him. 468 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,583 Hold on. 469 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,041 Are you going to replace us with them? 470 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:35,916 My beauty, don't cry. 471 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,500 I am not going to replace you. 472 00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:40,291 There's still lot of light in your lamp. 473 00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,625 That's true. 474 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,041 These two are here to... 475 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:46,791 ...fill mine and Saku's life with light with their candle. 476 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:51,041 Candle? 477 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:53,000 How could you imagine... 478 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,166 ...that we'll say yes to such a vile idea. 479 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,541 I thought you two are tired of doing good things. 480 00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,166 Now you'll do some bad things. 481 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,333 Aren't you ashamed? You make BP. 482 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:05,375 Not BP... DP. -DP? 483 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,041 Yeah... Dirty picture. 484 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,833 Tell me something, why do you want us to do this. 485 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,375 What's so special about us? 486 00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:15,041 Darling, you two have that... -X factor. 487 00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:17,291 No! Max Factor. 488 00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,375 You two might have forgotten... 489 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,500 ...but I can never forget that day. 490 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:24,708 Remember that pool party on my birthday. 491 00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:40,375 How's that crow standing on water? 492 00:29:48,916 --> 00:29:53,125 God blesses people with a big heart, or big brains. 493 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,791 But use your brains... and question your heart. 494 00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:57,541 What did God bless you two with? 495 00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,041 What are you two staring at? 496 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,250 I admit I make dirty picture. 497 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,375 I make boys and girls strip off their clothes. 498 00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,166 But I use that money... 499 00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:07,375 ...to provide clothes for the children of Somalia. 500 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:10,541 You see all the wrong things I do. 501 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,583 But you're ignoring the fact... 502 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:15,333 ...that I give jobs to poor Indians everyday. 503 00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:19,125 You two can think whatever you want about me. 504 00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:21,833 But in my view, I don't make porn... 505 00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,541 ...I do a good deed. 506 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:26,291 He's right. 507 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:29,291 And anyway, Kanhaiyya, we don't have a choice. 508 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,791 We cannot go back home. 509 00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:32,833 If we want to do something big in life... 510 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,166 ...then we must do this. 511 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:37,375 We both posses a special talent... 512 00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:38,708 ...conferred on us by God. 513 00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:40,333 We shouldn't waste it. 514 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,833 Have you lost your mind, Rocky? 515 00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:44,333 You can go ahead and do this if you want. 516 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,333 But not me. 517 00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:49,375 Since childhood, we did everything together. 518 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:52,166 We lived together... boozed together. 519 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:55,500 We swung together... and even shagged together. 520 00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:57,541 Are you going to leave me alone now? 521 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,833 Look around you. 522 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:03,166 You'll definitely see a sign indicating... 523 00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:05,708 ...that we should sign Mickey's film. 524 00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:06,375 Yes... 525 00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:10,166 Look at that flower, that's a sign. 526 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,625 What sign? 527 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,333 Focus, Kanhaiyya, focus! 528 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,708 Look, Kanhaiyya. 529 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:28,500 The clouds are giving you a sign and blessing you. 530 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,500 Say yes, Kanhaiyya. Say yes. 531 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,500 Say yes, Kanhaiyya. 532 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:33,833 Say yes. 533 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:36,750 Yes. 534 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,583 You can do it. -Yes. 535 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,000 Say yes. 536 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:41,916 Yes. -Say yes, Kanhaiyya. 537 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,916 Yes. 538 00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,166 Set ready? Light ready? 539 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,541 Switch on the projector. 540 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:51,541 Chinki, clap. 541 00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:53,166 'Kholay' shot 1, take 1. 542 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,250 Action! 543 00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:58,791 I am tired of driving my cart alone. 544 00:31:59,041 --> 00:32:01,041 I thought, Chiru will drive it for me. 545 00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:04,041 But he left me and ran away with that tall guy. 546 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:06,250 It's worth a thought... 547 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,375 They were just friends at first. 548 00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:11,333 But now... they're more than just friends. 549 00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:12,916 What do I do? 550 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,666 What do I do? 551 00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:22,166 Kasanti. How about I solve your problem? 552 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,833 How, Faakur sir? You don't have hands. 553 00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:29,333 Stop shoving that thing in my mouth. Point it there. 554 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,375 Chabbar! 555 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:36,833 For miles and miles away... 556 00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:39,250 ...on the eve of Holi. 557 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,041 Every mother says... 558 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,041 "Go to sleep, dear." 559 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:48,541 "Or else Chabbar will come here with his water-gun." 560 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,041 When is Holi? 561 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,833 When is Holi? 562 00:32:53,041 --> 00:32:57,000 Kasanti. How many men were there? 563 00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,708 I don't know. 564 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:01,791 I can't count beyond 50. 565 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:05,583 Kasanti, don't play Holi with this dog. 566 00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:11,250 Ok, Faakur. Let's toss for Kasanti. -No. 567 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:15,000 You toss. Do it. -No. 568 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,166 No! 569 00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:17,541 No! 570 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,250 No! 571 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,333 Faakur sir. 572 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:26,333 Your hands... and you're holding guns. 573 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:27,833 Yes! 574 00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:29,041 When is Holi? 575 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:29,833 When is Holi? 576 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,916 It's right now. 577 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:34,166 Cut! 578 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:36,166 Fantastic! Pack up! 579 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,000 Hello sir. 580 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:40,375 Two ice-creams, please. 581 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,541 Cone, please. 582 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,000 Thank you. 583 00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:51,750 "Love is God's boon. Love is a festival of the heart." 584 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:52,541 Here you go. 585 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,041 No! 586 00:33:55,541 --> 00:33:58,541 "Love is like the dawn." 587 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,375 First eat the ice-cream and then eat her. 588 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,250 I mean watch her. 589 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,000 Here. -You're just... 590 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:11,333 Listen. I'll be back from the bathroom. 591 00:34:11,541 --> 00:34:13,583 Listen, don't go anywhere. Stay right here. 592 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:14,791 Fine, I heard. I'll stay right here. 593 00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,166 I'll be back from the bathroom. -Go. 594 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:32,833 "My love for you is selfless." 595 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:38,375 "My love's selfless." 596 00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:45,500 "My love for you is selfless." 597 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:49,833 "My love's selfless." 598 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,625 No, no, no... 599 00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:23,000 Disgusting. 600 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,000 What are you doing? 601 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,000 There's a mouse in my pant. -Mouse? 602 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,291 In your pant. 603 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:32,291 Stop laughing. 604 00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:46,541 I wonder where she went. 605 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:49,291 Rocky... it's love at first sight. 606 00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:50,375 Who? The mouse? 607 00:35:50,541 --> 00:35:52,000 No, that girl. 608 00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:54,791 But... I wonder what she might be thinking about me. 609 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:57,791 She must be thinking that you like playing like kids. 610 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,500 And maybe if she likes playing with kids... 611 00:36:00,583 --> 00:36:02,750 ...then you've found your true love. 612 00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:03,583 Shut up. 613 00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:06,500 Stop trying to turn this U-rated love story into an A-rated one. 614 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,541 Not every girl is a sex-object. -Yes. 615 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:13,166 Even I have a dream, that I have a perfect wife. 616 00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,625 And I can settle down with her. 617 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:16,541 Perfect wife. -Yeah. 618 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,000 In Bangkok, you'll definitely find her. 619 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:18,791 Let's go find her. 620 00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:20,166 But let's go for the shooting before that. 621 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,250 Mickey's waiting for us. 622 00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:22,666 Come on. True love! 623 00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:26,833 'Ek Milan' Scene 1, Shot 1, Take 1. 624 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,583 Until we don't empathise with someone's pain... 625 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:34,375 ...we don't separate from our pain. 626 00:36:35,041 --> 00:36:37,791 Come and give me that sweet pain, Guru. 627 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,833 I am coming. 628 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,291 I am in you lane. 629 00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:42,666 Lift. Lift. Lift. 630 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,000 Who are you? -Who is it, Ayesha? 631 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:55,750 Whoever he is, don't start without me. 632 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,541 Ok. Come soon. 633 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:01,750 Lift. Lift. Lift. 634 00:37:04,708 --> 00:37:07,833 Wow. Screwdriver. 635 00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:17,375 Don't worry... I won't give you a chance to complain. 636 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Hey villain... then let's do it. 637 00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:24,000 Cut! 638 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:25,625 Fantastic. 639 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,000 I am so sorry. 640 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:46,000 Oh no! 641 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,166 Scene 1, shot 1, take 1. 642 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:12,916 "It's Friday night... I need a kiss." 643 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,916 "May Allah save me from you." 644 00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:18,791 You're so good, Devil. 645 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,375 Last night, I kept thinking about you. 646 00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,166 Don't think too much about me. 647 00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:29,916 I only come by day, not night. 648 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,666 Life is worthless... when there's no... 649 00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:34,750 Lick. 650 00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:37,500 Sometimes the devil's under you... 651 00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:40,041 ...sometimes you're under the devil. 652 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:42,291 Too much fun! 653 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:46,041 Till then do whatever you want to, man. 654 00:39:18,541 --> 00:39:21,833 "First floor always complains." 655 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,375 "I think my neigbors will get fed up of me." 656 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:35,375 "First floor always complains." 657 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:39,000 "I think my neigbors will get fed up of me." 658 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:42,375 "My friends are dancing." 659 00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:45,166 "I hope I dont pick a fight with my neigbors." 660 00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:49,041 "Because tonight's a house-party." 661 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:52,250 "Because tonight's a house-party." 662 00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:55,750 "Because tonight's a house-party." 663 00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:59,000 "Because tonight's a house-party." 664 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:08,916 "Open the bottles, wash your face with booze." 665 00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:10,541 "Look all you want." 666 00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:12,375 "But don't say a word." 667 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:16,041 "Don't drink too much, or you'll get a hangover." 668 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:19,375 "Then you'll ask me to drop you home." 669 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,833 "Let's have fun, nothing to fear." 670 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,166 "This is my home." 671 00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:29,166 "The walls are shaking." 672 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:33,000 "Because the girl next door is peeking in." 673 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:56,125 "The light's all dim." 674 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:59,000 "And it's a romantic night." 675 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,291 "The light's all dim. And it's a romantic night." 676 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:06,666 "Everyone's watching only us." 677 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:10,041 "I don't know, what's your fault." 678 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:13,250 "I've no clue, what's wrong or right." 679 00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:16,375 "I'm writing a saga about my restless heart." 680 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:20,125 "I want to party today, because it's a Sunday." 681 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:23,166 "So do it... So do it... So do it..." 682 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:27,041 "Because tonight's a house-party." 683 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:30,375 "Because tonight's a house-party." 684 00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:33,833 "Because tonight's a house-party." 685 00:41:33,916 --> 00:41:37,125 "Because tonight's a house-party." 686 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:40,583 "Because tonight's a house-party." 687 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,916 "Because tonight's a house-party." 688 00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:47,291 "It's a party-party-party. Tonight's a house-party." 689 00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:50,625 "Because tonight's a house-party." 690 00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:54,000 "It's a party-party-party. Tonight's a house-party." 691 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:57,375 "Because tonight's a house-party." 692 00:41:57,583 --> 00:42:00,750 "Because tonight's a house-party." 693 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:04,375 "Because tonight's a house-party." 694 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,041 Oh my God! 695 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,166 Stop! 696 00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:50,708 Go back, or you'll die. 697 00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,791 Stop. -Stop. 698 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,375 Oh, God! 699 00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:15,166 Stupid. 700 00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:17,541 But I didn't do it on purpose. 701 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Poor guy. 702 00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:25,125 No! 703 00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:27,250 Hi. -Hi. 704 00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:30,166 You didn't fall intentionally on that girl. 705 00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:32,041 Yet she slapped you. 706 00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:33,833 That's my luck. 707 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,291 That day, when I was eating ice-cream... 708 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,375 ...a mouse got into my pant. 709 00:43:38,708 --> 00:43:41,666 But until I got it out, you were already gone. 710 00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:43,125 I am so sorry. 711 00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:45,375 Then you misunderstood me in the lift as well. 712 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,375 I am really, really sorry. 713 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,041 I thought you're Shakti Kapoor... 714 00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:52,375 ...but you turned out to be Tusshar Kapoor. 715 00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:53,541 It's ok. 716 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,583 Everyone thinks, my dad's Shakti Kapoor too. 717 00:43:57,541 --> 00:43:58,791 I am Shalu. 718 00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:01,291 So how can I make up with you. 719 00:44:01,583 --> 00:44:03,250 You can make-out with me. -What? 720 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,333 I mean... you can go out with me. 721 00:44:05,416 --> 00:44:06,166 Oh... 722 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,708 Coffee or dinner, whatever suits you? 723 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:10,583 Can we go out on a date? 724 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:12,833 Never delay a good plan. 725 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:14,583 Of course I'll go on a date. 726 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,041 Scene 1, shot 1, take 1. 727 00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,375 Action. 728 00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:42,583 Bro, I am nervous. 729 00:44:48,291 --> 00:44:50,625 Kanhaiyya, focus. Focus. 730 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,375 Come on. Do something. 731 00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:53,708 Focus! 732 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:54,750 Focus! 733 00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:56,833 Focus! 734 00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:03,666 Even I am suddenly feeling performance pressure. 735 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:06,125 Do one thing, take this. 736 00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:08,750 This? What's this? 737 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:09,791 Stay on? 738 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:11,166 Yes. 739 00:45:11,791 --> 00:45:14,041 After you take this... you'll stay on... 740 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,583 ...and on... and on! 741 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:25,375 O naive tormentor... come home... 742 00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:31,625 O naive tormentor... come home... 743 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:33,375 Come home. 744 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,166 Stop pointing that thing on me. Point it there. 745 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:56,000 "Change my luck." 746 00:45:58,333 --> 00:46:03,166 "Change my luck." 747 00:46:07,541 --> 00:46:08,916 Cut it! 748 00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:11,750 Fantastic! 749 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,583 You guys were amazing. 750 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,583 Shalu, I... 751 00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:06,166 Yes. 752 00:47:06,375 --> 00:47:09,833 Will you be the mother of my kids? 753 00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:12,666 What? 754 00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:14,583 I mean... 755 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,041 Will you marry me? 756 00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:22,916 If your answer's yes... 757 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,750 ...then please accept this valuable gift. 758 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,583 Lucera. Wow! 759 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,375 Lucera diamond! 760 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,000 Lucera's diamonds are quite big. 761 00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:40,750 And you said your family's rich. 762 00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:43,041 Then why such a small diamond? 763 00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:44,833 My mother always said... 764 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:48,708 "Son, when a girl's impressed by small things..." 765 00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:53,375 "...later, she'll be really happy to see bigger things." 766 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:57,791 Big or small, I want everything you have. 767 00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:00,541 Of course, I will marry you. 768 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:09,291 Action! 769 00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:11,541 Come here. 770 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:13,000 Come on. 771 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:15,166 Bloody fools, oafs. 772 00:48:15,791 --> 00:48:17,833 Blow it on those two, not me. 773 00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:20,833 How about me? -No, you don't blow anything. 774 00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:22,000 Just go and stand there. 775 00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,708 You baldy, where do you get these guys? 776 00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:25,333 Come on, one more. 777 00:48:25,416 --> 00:48:26,166 Action! 778 00:48:26,291 --> 00:48:31,833 "The body shivers... heart quivers." 779 00:48:35,125 --> 00:48:36,375 "When he comes... Pingum." 780 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,291 Bloody baldy... you fool... zoom on them. 781 00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:48,041 Who are you? 782 00:48:48,166 --> 00:48:50,583 One with the biggest chewing gum... 783 00:48:50,916 --> 00:48:55,000 He can only be... Dajirao Tingum. 784 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:55,791 And you? 785 00:48:56,041 --> 00:48:58,791 His sequel. Tingum Returns. 786 00:48:58,916 --> 00:49:00,041 Returns! 787 00:49:00,166 --> 00:49:01,375 Returns! 788 00:49:04,916 --> 00:49:05,708 Hey... 789 00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:25,625 I am coming! 790 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,291 Now mine's... dangling. 791 00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,833 Excellent shot! 792 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:40,375 Very nice. 793 00:49:40,833 --> 00:49:42,333 I'll make the next film with you two. 794 00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:43,375 London Dreams. 795 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:44,833 Brilliant. 796 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:46,750 Done, bro. 797 00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:49,791 What's wrong with him? 798 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:51,375 Hello. -Hi. 799 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:53,125 Shalu, hold on. 800 00:49:55,791 --> 00:49:57,125 Shalu's phone. Keep quiet. 801 00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:02,541 Yes, Shalu. 802 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:03,833 What are you doing? 803 00:50:05,291 --> 00:50:07,125 I was watching television. 804 00:50:07,291 --> 00:50:10,250 I see... but I don't hear the television. 805 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:14,375 Television... I've put it on mute. 806 00:50:14,583 --> 00:50:17,000 I was changing the channel. -I see. 807 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:21,791 Are you worried about your obesity? 808 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,291 Don't give up. 809 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:26,125 Even I was overweight. 810 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:28,708 But now... I've lost weight. 811 00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:29,750 See... 812 00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:32,583 Crispy potatoes. 813 00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:34,541 Crispy potatoes. 814 00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:38,291 Crispy potatoes. 815 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:41,375 Don loves wild cats. 816 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,541 Wild and juicy. 817 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,916 "Baby doll made of gold." 818 00:50:47,041 --> 00:50:49,375 "Baby doll made of gold." 819 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:53,291 Wow... there are many exciting things on TV today. 820 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,750 Yes... the television's really nice today. 821 00:50:56,041 --> 00:51:00,708 Ok... I called to tell you something important. 822 00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:03,375 Lower the volume. -Yes... 823 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,375 "Baby doll made of gold." 824 00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:10,541 Kanhaiyya, I talked to my dad about our marriage. 825 00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:14,375 And he now wants to meet your family. 826 00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:15,291 What? 827 00:51:15,541 --> 00:51:18,125 But my family isn't here right now. 828 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:19,833 Then call them. 829 00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:22,375 You said that you will manage. 830 00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:28,041 Look, my dad believes in culture and family. 831 00:51:28,541 --> 00:51:30,708 Until he doesn't meet your family... 832 00:51:30,916 --> 00:51:32,583 ...and know them better... 833 00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:36,166 ...he won't agree to our marriage. 834 00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:42,333 After that... you can ask father for my hand. 835 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:46,708 Why just your hand... I want all of Shalu. 836 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,041 By the way, I knew about culture, family, values... 837 00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:54,375 ...but I didn't know your father will be... 838 00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:57,000 ...straight out of Suraj Barjatiya films. 839 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:59,166 Yes, you got it right. 840 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:02,750 But my father's Karjatiya and not Barjatiya. 841 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,541 Surya Karjatiya. 842 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:05,541 Karjatiya? 843 00:52:06,375 --> 00:52:07,166 Yes. 844 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,791 When does he want to meet my family? 845 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,541 This weekend, on Saturday. 846 00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:12,541 Bye. 847 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:15,833 Saturday. 848 00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:17,666 Why did you tell her that you're rich? 849 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 And your family will cross the seven seas for you. 850 00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:20,916 Don't you remember... 851 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,666 ...no one intervened when you were thrown out. 852 00:52:23,833 --> 00:52:24,583 What did you expect me to say? 853 00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,791 That my father kicked me out. 854 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:29,166 And now I am acting in porn films. 855 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,750 Yes, I don't like to lie. 856 00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:35,166 But this time I lied for my love. 857 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,708 What will you do with your love... 858 00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:38,500 ...when your lie's exposed? 859 00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:41,333 You'll get screwed, trying to get your family. 860 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,625 Where will get your family? 861 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:49,708 Kanhaiyya, you can have a family. 862 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,583 But you must plan for that. 863 00:52:52,166 --> 00:52:54,666 Family planning. -What? Are you mad? 864 00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,916 Mickey, are you crazy? 865 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:07,625 You mean, your actors... 866 00:53:07,708 --> 00:53:09,583 ...will pretend to be my family? 867 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 Forget it, I'll think of a different option. 868 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,500 You don't get it. 869 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:15,166 Come here. Come here. 870 00:53:15,375 --> 00:53:16,000 Look. 871 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:17,791 Look at them carefully. 872 00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:26,500 What do you think? 873 00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,750 No, no, this is bullshit. It won't happen. 874 00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:30,041 Don't listen to him. 875 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:34,125 Look at them, carefully. -No. This can't happen. 876 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:35,375 Let him visualize. 877 00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:48,333 "Sister, your brother-in-law is crazy." 878 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:52,375 "Flirts around with girls." 879 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,041 Yes, you're right. 880 00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:56,000 It's a brilliant idea. -Yes! 881 00:53:56,541 --> 00:53:57,333 Yeah! 882 00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:59,333 I think it's brilliant too. 883 00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:01,250 You won't find such pious bonds. 884 00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:02,166 What say Kanhaiyya? 885 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:05,541 Sucku and Merili will be my sisters. -What? 886 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:06,541 Sisters. 887 00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:09,625 And these two will be my brothers-in-law. 888 00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,708 Hold on. Who will play the role of your father? 889 00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:18,375 What? 890 00:54:18,666 --> 00:54:20,541 I am still young. No! 891 00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,666 You'll be perfect. -Shut up. What perfect. 892 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,375 If we're caught, we'll be jailed. 893 00:54:24,583 --> 00:54:26,375 And I am too handsome to be in jail. 894 00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:28,333 If I drop the soap in the shower... 895 00:54:28,416 --> 00:54:30,833 ...I won't be able to face anyone. 896 00:54:30,916 --> 00:54:32,375 To hell with you two... I am going. -Rocky. 897 00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,500 You and your family drama. 898 00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:34,583 Rocky, listen. -It'll be brilliant. 899 00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:37,791 Who will play the role of your father now? 900 00:54:41,833 --> 00:54:43,125 How mean, Kanhaiyya? 901 00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:45,041 Do I look as old as your father? 902 00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:47,166 You just have to pretend as my father. 903 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,583 Done. 904 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:51,166 I can do anything for you. 905 00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:53,750 Thanks. -Someday, I'll have to be someone's father. 906 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,583 I'll begin with you. -Yes. 907 00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:57,625 Bless you, son. -Get lost. 908 00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,833 Listen. This won't be easy. 909 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:02,041 They are all porn actors, and not theatre artists. 910 00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:05,250 We'll need to train them. -Yeah, you're right. 911 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,500 But I'll direct this film. 912 00:55:07,583 --> 00:55:08,375 Done. -Done. 913 00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:09,916 We can do it. 914 00:55:10,291 --> 00:55:11,333 Action. 915 00:55:11,416 --> 00:55:16,541 Karjatiya... If you don't let your daughter marry my son. 916 00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:18,375 I will shoot you. 917 00:55:18,541 --> 00:55:19,708 What are you blabbering? 918 00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:23,375 Son, I love you from my heart. 919 00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,583 Mickey, heart's on the left side. 920 00:55:25,666 --> 00:55:27,500 I keep shaking all day... 921 00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:29,375 ...so my heart keeps moving left and right too. 922 00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:30,791 And this is nothing. 923 00:55:30,916 --> 00:55:32,791 Yesterday, my kidney slipped down to my foot. 924 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,916 I had to pee from my toe. 925 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:39,500 Look Sucku, from today, I am your small brother. 926 00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:42,541 Small brother! -Behave yourself. 927 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:46,500 You've to pretend as my sister in front of Karjatiya family. 928 00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:47,375 Ok. 929 00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:49,375 Yes, sister. Ok. 930 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:51,791 Come on, now go and wear some clothes. 931 00:55:52,541 --> 00:55:56,041 More clothes? -Sucku, please go. 932 00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:57,791 Come on, go. 933 00:56:00,166 --> 00:56:01,750 What are you wearing? 934 00:56:02,041 --> 00:56:04,583 Sari. Why? Am I not looking nice? 935 00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:05,791 Why are you wearing it like that? 936 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:10,000 "The buds and stars, they all say." 937 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:14,375 "I've never worn so many clothes before." 938 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:15,833 Yes, fine. 939 00:56:16,041 --> 00:56:18,041 But whatever you're wearing, please wear it properly. 940 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,916 Ok. Now, go. 941 00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:21,708 Hello. -Hello. 942 00:56:22,708 --> 00:56:23,750 What do you do? 943 00:56:23,833 --> 00:56:25,625 Our business is 'Give and Take'. 944 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:27,500 Sometimes we take... 945 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:29,041 ...and sometimes we happily give. 946 00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:31,041 Oh my God. 947 00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:33,166 My marriage lies in your hands. 948 00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:35,166 Please don't ruin it. -Ok. 949 00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:37,666 Go and practice for your role properly. 950 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:38,833 Go. 951 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,750 I don't know what's going to happen about my marriage. 952 00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:44,791 Tradition, honor and discipline. 953 00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:46,791 These are the three rules of Gurukul... 954 00:56:46,916 --> 00:56:48,250 ...which I can't follow myself. 955 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,541 So why would I tell my son to follow it. 956 00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:52,000 I know, I'll tweet your marriage. 957 00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:53,583 Shalu weds Kanhaiyya. 958 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:56,833 Mickey, stop joking around. 959 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,375 You haven't prepared for the role of my father yet. 960 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,666 Don't worry, all I have to do is put on a wig. 961 00:57:02,833 --> 00:57:04,166 I'll be an ideal father... 962 00:57:04,250 --> 00:57:05,833 ...and Shalu's father will be surprised. 963 00:57:13,291 --> 00:57:14,708 Hello, Karjatiya uncle. 964 00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:18,375 Would you like some tea or biscuits? 965 00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:21,125 No, no, no, no, Merili, stop. 966 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:23,750 You will only offer tea to my future father-in-law. 967 00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:24,583 Nothing more. 968 00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,375 And no showing any skin. 969 00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:27,750 Come on, repeat your lines properly. 970 00:57:27,833 --> 00:57:29,541 Hello, Mr. Karjatiya. 971 00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:31,541 What would you like to have? -Good. 972 00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:33,291 What would you like? -Look, Sucku. 973 00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:34,375 Be serious guys. 974 00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:36,791 If you do anything wrong... 975 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,500 ...then I'll get divorced before getting married. -So sad. 976 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:44,750 Don't stare, take my blessings. 977 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:45,833 Greetings. -Bless you son. 978 00:57:45,916 --> 00:57:46,500 What? 979 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:48,750 Kanwarlal. Oh, sorry. 980 00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:50,166 Karjatiya. 981 00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:53,625 You'll have to let your daughter marry my son. 982 00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:56,250 One day this boy will bring Ekta (Unity) in this world. 983 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:58,000 "I am a traveller, friends." 984 00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,666 "I've no home or place to stay." 985 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:01,166 "I've to keep walking." 986 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,375 Ekta. 987 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:28,166 "We are so cool." 988 00:58:33,333 --> 00:58:34,791 Not like this. 989 00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:35,791 Wear it properly. 990 00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:36,791 Like this. Properly. 991 00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,625 Keep your veils in place... 992 00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:40,625 ...in front of my future father-in-law. 993 00:58:40,791 --> 00:58:41,791 Yeah, ok. 994 00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:43,000 Ok. 995 00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:48,000 And yes, repeat your names once again. 996 00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:51,000 Chu... Chusil... I mean Sushil. 997 00:58:51,541 --> 00:58:53,333 Sanskaar. -Yeah. 998 00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:54,541 Sakshi. 999 00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:55,375 Sunder. 1000 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:56,666 Remember them, don't forget. 1001 00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:00,375 Where the hell's Mickey. 1002 00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:03,625 Feels like he has arrived. 1003 00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:04,541 All the best. 1004 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:06,041 Come on, guys. We can do this. 1005 00:59:09,791 --> 00:59:11,500 Hello. Please come in. 1006 00:59:11,666 --> 00:59:12,375 Hello. 1007 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:18,791 Kanhaiyya, this is my father. 1008 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:22,833 And he is? -Shalu's father. 1009 00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:25,166 No, no, I was talking about your parrot. 1010 00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:27,583 Oh... 1011 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,750 If you're talking about the parrot then look at him... 1012 00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:33,041 ...why are you looking at me? 1013 00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:34,833 My name's Prem. 1014 00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:38,250 Father, Kanhaiyya has a problem. 1015 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:40,666 Whenever he sees the colour red... 1016 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:44,125 ...he becomes cockeyed. 1017 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:46,833 Kanhaiyya, focus. Focus. Focus. 1018 00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:52,833 Where's the rest of your family? 1019 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,125 They'll come later. -Ok. 1020 00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:57,250 Please come in. -Yes. 1021 01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:01,833 Come in. 1022 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:03,833 Come. 1023 01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:07,375 Greetings, father. -Bless you. 1024 01:00:10,666 --> 01:00:11,791 Come, sit. 1025 01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:15,583 No, I can't do that. I can't sit. 1026 01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:17,791 Why? -Father has a problem. 1027 01:00:18,041 --> 01:00:20,375 Due to an injury to the spinal cord... 1028 01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:23,125 ...he can't sit or sleep. 1029 01:00:23,208 --> 01:00:25,041 That's why I always keep standing. 1030 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:27,583 And my parrot also keeps standing with me. 1031 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:28,791 Right, Prem? 1032 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,333 Prem. 1033 01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:32,041 His name's Prem. 1034 01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:33,791 Prem Karjatiya. 1035 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,375 Your parrot's quite big. -Yes. 1036 01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:39,625 When I was small, so was he. 1037 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:44,000 As I grew big, so did my Prem. 1038 01:00:44,791 --> 01:00:48,916 And my late wife loved Prem more than me. 1039 01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:52,166 Is this your family? -Yes. 1040 01:00:52,666 --> 01:00:54,625 This is my sister, Sanskar. -Hello. 1041 01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:57,041 And that's her husband Sushil. -Wow. 1042 01:00:57,708 --> 01:01:01,041 Sanskar, Sushil... really nice names. 1043 01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:02,583 Very traditional. 1044 01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:05,375 What do you do, Sanskar? 1045 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,166 Well, I give... 1046 01:01:07,291 --> 01:01:08,375 What do you give? 1047 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:10,791 Education to poor kids. 1048 01:01:11,916 --> 01:01:15,000 Inspiration to widows. -How nice. 1049 01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:17,583 And to bachelors... 1050 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:18,791 Mastur... 1051 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:19,750 Besan (Flour). 1052 01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:22,791 They deal in gram flour. 1053 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,625 Sweet meat flour... 1054 01:01:27,041 --> 01:01:29,375 He's a master in everything that's related to flour. 1055 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:30,791 Oh, I see. 1056 01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:33,000 Even I love 'Besan'. 1057 01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:36,166 You should let me try your 'Besan' some day. 1058 01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:37,500 Of course. 1059 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:40,125 Whenever you feel like... 1060 01:01:40,583 --> 01:01:47,166 ...I will... fulfill your desire. 1061 01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:50,375 Why is she breathing so heavily? 1062 01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:51,666 Asthma. 1063 01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:55,500 Sometimes my wife gets asthma attacks. 1064 01:01:57,833 --> 01:02:00,791 Kanhaiyya, why is she scratching herself? 1065 01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:02,833 Well, she's my other sister Sucku. 1066 01:02:02,916 --> 01:02:04,333 I mean Sakshi. 1067 01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,666 And sometimes she gets an allergy. 1068 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,375 And that's why she starts scratching herself. 1069 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,041 Don't worry about her. 1070 01:02:10,375 --> 01:02:11,666 She'll get better. 1071 01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:14,375 And who's this young man? 1072 01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:16,041 This is her husband, Sunder. 1073 01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:17,833 Hello. -I see... 1074 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:22,000 Does he do the same business as your other brother-in-law? 1075 01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:23,500 Yes. 1076 01:02:23,583 --> 01:02:24,916 You got it right. 1077 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,375 We lend each other a hand in the family business. 1078 01:02:29,125 --> 01:02:30,166 Wow. 1079 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:33,500 I love the family that works together, eats together... 1080 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,625 ...and sleeps together. 1081 01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:39,375 Prem... don't worry. 1082 01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:40,833 He's just laughing. 1083 01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:45,833 Where the hell is Mickey? -What? 1084 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,000 I was just saying... 1085 01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:50,750 ...I am so glad to meet you. -Me too, son. 1086 01:02:50,916 --> 01:02:53,750 But I don't see your parents around. 1087 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,250 Well... 1088 01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:59,000 Son, here I am. 1089 01:03:04,375 --> 01:03:05,250 He's here. 1090 01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:20,250 Shake it daddy. 1091 01:03:21,333 --> 01:03:22,500 You are... -Father. 1092 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,791 Kanhaiyya's father. 1093 01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:28,500 I see. I am really glad to meet you. -I see. 1094 01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:29,916 Glad to meet you. 1095 01:03:30,166 --> 01:03:31,791 Even my parrot's happy to meet you. 1096 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,250 Wow, your parrot's quite big. 1097 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:35,375 Greetings, uncle. -No, no, darling. Come here. 1098 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:37,833 I was waiting for this day. 1099 01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:39,583 She is very soft. 1100 01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:41,791 What are you doing? 1101 01:03:41,875 --> 01:03:44,000 Don't hit on your future sister-in-law? 1102 01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:45,500 If you hadn't shown up... 1103 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:47,125 ...then you would've definitely arrived for my final rites. 1104 01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:50,625 Wow! Nice! Very nice! 1105 01:03:50,708 --> 01:03:54,625 Look at the budding father-son love. 1106 01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:57,541 And they're so sweetly whispering in each others ears. 1107 01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:59,625 That's Sanskar (Values). 1108 01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:02,833 Did you... call me? 1109 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,166 No, sister. 1110 01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:07,000 He was talking about 'Sanskar' in general, not you. 1111 01:04:08,125 --> 01:04:09,541 By the way, Kanhaiyya... 1112 01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,500 ...I haven't seen your mother yet. 1113 01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:12,541 Mother? 1114 01:04:12,625 --> 01:04:14,333 Mother? -Mother. 1115 01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:16,375 Mother. 1116 01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,708 We don't know where's his mother. 1117 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:25,166 It's a long story. -Yes. 1118 01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:27,166 Long... very long. 1119 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:31,000 Son! -Who's that? 1120 01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:33,250 I am here. 1121 01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:37,166 Rocky! 1122 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,375 "Rocky... Rocky." 1123 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:46,000 "Rocky... Rocky." 1124 01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:50,625 Kanhaiyya, let's run away. 1125 01:04:54,708 --> 01:04:58,375 Who are you? -I am Kanhaiyya's father. 1126 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,500 Oh, God! Another father. 1127 01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:01,708 Daddy? 1128 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:06,166 You're his father, he is his father... 1129 01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,708 ...so many fathers. 1130 01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:14,166 I am his biological father. 1131 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:19,125 And he's the father who raised him. -Yes. 1132 01:05:19,208 --> 01:05:21,750 That's why he considers us both his father. 1133 01:05:22,125 --> 01:05:23,333 And not just us... 1134 01:05:23,416 --> 01:05:26,625 ...he considers all the men in this world his father. 1135 01:05:27,041 --> 01:05:28,000 Daddy! 1136 01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:29,250 Wow! -Wow! 1137 01:05:29,375 --> 01:05:31,375 Your son has such great ideals. 1138 01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,750 If everyone thinks like your son... 1139 01:05:34,041 --> 01:05:36,250 ...then everyone in the world will treat each other as siblings. 1140 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,125 But, tell me something. 1141 01:05:38,541 --> 01:05:41,125 Sanskar and Kanhaiyya look like brother and sister. 1142 01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,666 But, she doesn't look like your daughter. 1143 01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:46,375 She... 1144 01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:50,041 We adopted her when she was very small. 1145 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:53,000 Who's my... 1146 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:54,708 Daddy. 1147 01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:57,625 Children will always remain children. 1148 01:05:59,708 --> 01:06:02,000 You should take rest, I am very tired. 1149 01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:05,166 What? -I mean you must be tired, because of the long journey. 1150 01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:07,166 Sakshi. Go show them the bedroom. 1151 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:08,166 Bedroom? 1152 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:12,166 Anytime. It's my favourite place. 1153 01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:13,666 Actually, please don't show them anything. 1154 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:15,125 I think she's getting another attack. 1155 01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:17,708 Brother-in-law, you show them the way. 1156 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:18,708 Yes, let's go. 1157 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:19,666 Yes, of course. 1158 01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:21,708 Come, I'll show you your bedroom. 1159 01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:22,833 They're gone now. 1160 01:06:22,916 --> 01:06:25,041 Pathetic actress... you're going out of character. 1161 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:26,625 Lock her in the bathroom. 1162 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:28,375 What are you doing? -What are you doing? 1163 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,375 Where did you come from? 1164 01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:33,375 I am your friend. How could I leave you dangling? 1165 01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:36,500 Who is it now? 1166 01:06:36,833 --> 01:06:37,625 I'll go take a look. 1167 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:44,750 Why are you going inside? 1168 01:06:45,833 --> 01:06:48,375 Who are you? -What language are they speaking? 1169 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:54,916 Look, madam. I think you're in the wrong film. 1170 01:06:55,166 --> 01:06:56,375 Everything is already messed up here. 1171 01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:04,250 I am saying that I am at the right place. 1172 01:07:10,541 --> 01:07:14,166 I'm aunt Sindoor, Karjatiya's widow sister. 1173 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:16,333 Oh, hello. Hello. 1174 01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:17,583 If she was blind too... 1175 01:07:17,916 --> 01:07:20,375 ...she could've played Rani Mukherjee's part in 'Black 2'. 1176 01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:34,000 You won't know the worth of a pinch of vermillion, mister. 1177 01:07:34,166 --> 01:07:35,333 Hey mister, listen here. 1178 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:38,791 We don't understand your nonsense at all. 1179 01:07:39,041 --> 01:07:42,041 First you blabber something, then this dog barks... 1180 01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:45,000 Hey, his name is Sakru. 1181 01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:47,666 Wow, then he'll come in handy. 1182 01:07:48,166 --> 01:07:48,916 Anyway... 1183 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000 First he barks, and then you bark... 1184 01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:52,000 I mean you speak after him. 1185 01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:53,666 I mean what's this threesome? 1186 01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:57,666 You see, Sakru understands what Sindoor aunty says. 1187 01:07:57,833 --> 01:07:59,708 And I understand what Sakru says. 1188 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:12,666 There's only one hero amongst all these villains. 1189 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:13,791 Who is he? 1190 01:08:15,708 --> 01:08:17,375 Why don't you go up? 1191 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:20,375 No, no. I meant the room besides your brother. 1192 01:08:20,833 --> 01:08:22,833 Brother-in-law and sister, take them inside. 1193 01:08:26,791 --> 01:08:28,541 Hello. -Come, come. 1194 01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:32,000 Who could it be now? 1195 01:08:32,166 --> 01:08:34,000 Whenever this bell rings... 1196 01:08:34,125 --> 01:08:36,000 ...there's always some kind of trouble. 1197 01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:37,333 You shut up. -Wait, wait. 1198 01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:39,750 Go and see, who is it now. 1199 01:08:49,666 --> 01:08:50,333 Oh my God. 1200 01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:52,708 Why are you giving such expressions... 1201 01:08:52,791 --> 01:08:54,166 ...like it's a big problem. 1202 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,625 It is a big problem. 1203 01:08:55,791 --> 01:08:58,625 My real father's here. -What? 1204 01:08:58,833 --> 01:09:01,541 But who gave him my address? -I did. 1205 01:09:01,666 --> 01:09:02,250 What? 1206 01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:05,166 As your friend, I called him up and told him everything. 1207 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:07,125 What? -He yelled at me and hung up. 1208 01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:08,833 I didn't know he'll come here personally. 1209 01:09:08,916 --> 01:09:11,125 That's why I came here dressed as your father, to help you out. 1210 01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:13,000 Our entire plan is ruined. 1211 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:15,833 Couldn't you find a better time to show your friendship? 1212 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,375 Sorry, buddy. But don't open the door. 1213 01:09:17,541 --> 01:09:19,791 Or else it'll become a triple role of your father. 1214 01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:22,000 Should I let them stay outside? -Yes. 1215 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,750 Your aunty will like it. -Get lost. 1216 01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:26,541 They'll bang for a while, and then leave. 1217 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,333 What? -The bell. 1218 01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:31,375 My father won't leave so easily. 1219 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,000 He'll come in and bang us. 1220 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,583 Who would know that better than me? 1221 01:09:35,041 --> 01:09:35,708 What. 1222 01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:40,375 Someone's ringing the bell... 1223 01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:41,833 ...and you're not opening the door. 1224 01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:44,833 Guests are like God, son. 1225 01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:46,750 Open the door. -Open the door. 1226 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:49,375 This guest will surely send us to God. 1227 01:09:50,041 --> 01:09:51,333 I was about to open it. 1228 01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:54,791 But either the police or the beggar rings the bell for so long. 1229 01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:56,250 Police won't come here. 1230 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:57,916 So I thought it must be beggars. 1231 01:09:58,125 --> 01:10:00,375 Beggars are also an effigy of God, son. 1232 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,583 Ok, I'll open the door. -No, no, no. 1233 01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,000 How can you open the door when I am here? 1234 01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:05,666 You're elder to me. I'll open the door. 1235 01:10:05,750 --> 01:10:07,125 You go inside, go on. 1236 01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:11,500 These things have no connection with age, son. 1237 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,250 Come on, I'll open it. 1238 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:16,791 Welcome. 1239 01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:17,458 Hello. -Hi. 1240 01:10:17,541 --> 01:10:20,750 Come in. -Mister, you seem to be from a decent family. 1241 01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:23,791 So why do you carry these big suitcases and beg? 1242 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,916 I had heard about International Khiladi (Player). 1243 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,833 But this is the first time I saw an International Bhikari (beggar). 1244 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,791 You and your entire family must be beggars. 1245 01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:33,333 Do I look like beggars to you? 1246 01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:37,333 My name is Mr. P.K. Lele. 1247 01:10:37,541 --> 01:10:39,166 And that handsome boy standing there... 1248 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:40,166 Look here. 1249 01:10:40,791 --> 01:10:42,666 I am his father. 1250 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:44,708 Oh, God! Another father! 1251 01:10:44,791 --> 01:10:47,000 Mister, don't forget your manners. 1252 01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:49,750 This handsome boy you're talking about... 1253 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:51,750 ...I am his future father-in-law. 1254 01:10:51,833 --> 01:10:53,500 Surya Karjatiya. 1255 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,833 Kanhaiyya... he's your father... 1256 01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:57,375 ...he's your father and he's also your father. 1257 01:10:57,541 --> 01:10:59,541 So many fathers? -Speak up. 1258 01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:01,833 Yes... and no. 1259 01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:03,708 That is my mother. 1260 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:06,291 Kanhaiyya, what's going on? 1261 01:11:06,625 --> 01:11:08,375 Which father is he talking about? 1262 01:11:08,541 --> 01:11:11,166 He's talking about your sins. 1263 01:11:11,291 --> 01:11:12,708 Let's go now, I'll explain you later. 1264 01:11:12,791 --> 01:11:14,291 Go get some rest first. -Where are you taking us? 1265 01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:16,166 Why was that old man calling me a beggar? 1266 01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,125 Bloody old man. 1267 01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:19,541 Kanhaiyya. 1268 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:23,708 Why did you lock them up in the room? 1269 01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:26,333 And what's this exhibition of fathers? 1270 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,166 No exhibition... 1271 01:11:28,541 --> 01:11:30,583 He's my step-father. 1272 01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:34,250 Step-father? -Yes... didn't I tell you it's a long story. 1273 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,000 My mother, who was first my aunty. 1274 01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:38,708 He's her husband. 1275 01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:40,791 My step-mother's step-husband... 1276 01:11:41,041 --> 01:11:43,541 ...which is my future step-father. 1277 01:11:44,291 --> 01:11:46,250 But unfortunately, my step-mother... 1278 01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:49,541 ...has come here with her boyfriend. 1279 01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,625 You mean your aunt's your mother now. 1280 01:11:53,708 --> 01:11:55,166 Yes and no. 1281 01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:59,833 Actually... my aunty left my father for her new boyfriend. 1282 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,041 Yeah... I didn't get it. 1283 01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:06,541 Wait, son. Whatever you said, please explain that in Hindi. 1284 01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:09,750 Basically, father... Madhuri has left Monish Bahl... 1285 01:12:09,833 --> 01:12:11,708 ...and going around with Salman. 1286 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,708 Oh, then say it like that. 1287 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,375 Now I get it. -Right? 1288 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:16,625 But what can be done now? 1289 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,750 Your father is crazy about your aunty... 1290 01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:21,250 ...but she hits on other guys. 1291 01:12:21,541 --> 01:12:23,833 I can understand your emotion. 1292 01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:28,041 But why did your son lock those two up in the room? 1293 01:12:28,375 --> 01:12:30,166 Well... well... 1294 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:32,333 Because I knew that my father... 1295 01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:36,375 ...wouldn't be able to see my aunty with her new boyfriend. 1296 01:12:36,666 --> 01:12:38,291 And if anything happens to him... 1297 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:41,291 ...then I'll become fatherless instantly. 1298 01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:43,125 Papa! 1299 01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:46,500 How sad. 1300 01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:50,291 I am really sad to know... 1301 01:12:50,541 --> 01:12:53,625 ...that someone's trying to have fun on your expenses. 1302 01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:56,833 Kanhaiyya's aunt is at fault too. 1303 01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:59,541 If she hadn't fallen... then this would've never happened. 1304 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:02,250 But I've compromised with the fact... 1305 01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:03,541 ...that what's done is done. 1306 01:13:03,708 --> 01:13:05,000 Someone else slept with her. 1307 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:10,041 But how can anyone sleep with her other than me. -What? 1308 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:14,333 I mean... I will awaken her. -Who? 1309 01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:16,000 Her love... 1310 01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:19,125 The heart that once beat for you. 1311 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:23,291 That's rituals, that's values and that's tradition. 1312 01:13:23,583 --> 01:13:26,333 But you don't have too much time left, right? -What? 1313 01:13:26,458 --> 01:13:28,750 No, I mean you're here only for a short time. 1314 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:31,041 You'll fix their marriage and leave. 1315 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:32,833 No! 1316 01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:36,000 No! -No! 1317 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:41,375 Now... I'll leave only after fixing all the relations. 1318 01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:47,250 My daughter's... as well as my daughter's mother-in-law's. 1319 01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:48,541 Come, dear. 1320 01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:49,708 Let's go. 1321 01:13:50,916 --> 01:13:53,375 We're screwed because of your father. 1322 01:13:53,791 --> 01:13:55,291 Now he wants to unite your aunty... 1323 01:13:55,375 --> 01:13:58,666 ...with your real father, who's actually a fake. -Yes. 1324 01:13:58,750 --> 01:14:00,125 Until now I called her aunty... 1325 01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:01,916 ...so how can I call her darling? 1326 01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:03,500 You stay away from her. 1327 01:14:03,708 --> 01:14:04,833 So what if she isn't my real mother. 1328 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:07,375 But even she has changed my soiled pants. 1329 01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:09,000 I will stay away. 1330 01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:12,916 But that Karjatiya will keep trying to bring us closer. 1331 01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,250 Whatever... 1332 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:17,708 Your aunty looks like a MILF. -MILF? 1333 01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:20,041 'Maasi (Aunty) I'd Love to Facebook!' 1334 01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:21,541 What did you think? 1335 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,541 I am screwed. 1336 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,291 Kanhaiyya open the door. 1337 01:14:27,291 --> 01:14:31,041 Open the door, or else your father will knock it down. -Open it. 1338 01:14:31,166 --> 01:14:33,666 Don't you know my power? 1339 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,041 Open the door or else I'll break it. 1340 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:37,375 I will break it! 1341 01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:51,541 "To make a flora out of flowers..." 1342 01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:56,125 "To make a flora out of flowers..." 1343 01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:58,833 "One needs some silk, and some glass." 1344 01:14:59,041 --> 01:15:01,833 If you hadn't caught me, I would've fallen down. 1345 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,375 How could I let you fall? 1346 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:04,666 After all you're Kanhaiyya's aunty... 1347 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:05,708 I mean his mother. 1348 01:15:05,833 --> 01:15:08,541 If I were to fall down, you would've caught me too. 1349 01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:13,666 First you fall... and then watch, how I catch you. 1350 01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:16,750 Stop behaving cheaply. 1351 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:20,625 And tell me, son. What's going on? -Yes. 1352 01:15:20,708 --> 01:15:22,000 Why did you lock us up? 1353 01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:25,375 To save you and aunty from Karjatiya's parrot. 1354 01:15:25,541 --> 01:15:27,666 Yes, his parrot's so sweet. 1355 01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:28,625 Shut up. 1356 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:32,000 And stop praising other's parrots. 1357 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:34,583 He goes crazy when he sees boobsurat... 1358 01:15:34,750 --> 01:15:36,000 ...I mean Khoobsurat (Beautiful) women. 1359 01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:37,041 Yes! 1360 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:40,916 Dad, I locked you inside to save you from Karjatiya's pervert parrot. 1361 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,000 Yes! 1362 01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:45,166 Sir, that parrot's got a bad reputation in Bangkok. 1363 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:45,833 Yes! 1364 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,166 Do I look like a parrot to you? -Yes! 1365 01:15:49,041 --> 01:15:49,583 No, no... 1366 01:15:49,666 --> 01:15:52,166 Stop making a fool out of me. 1367 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:54,166 And tell me, son. 1368 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:58,166 I don't see your scoundrel friend Rocky. 1369 01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:03,500 By the way, I wouldn't have come here if he hadn't called me. 1370 01:16:03,708 --> 01:16:05,000 And why wouldn't I come. 1371 01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:07,708 After all... I am your father. 1372 01:16:10,791 --> 01:16:12,375 "Rocky... Rocky." 1373 01:16:17,666 --> 01:16:21,375 His face reminds me... of Rocky. 1374 01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:25,375 Rocky? 1375 01:16:25,541 --> 01:16:26,583 Rocky who? 1376 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:30,833 He was a shameless and cheap guy. 1377 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:36,000 He turned his granny... into super-granny. 1378 01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:37,000 I mean she's dead. 1379 01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:38,041 Is that what happened? 1380 01:16:38,166 --> 01:16:40,291 Rocky... How can my face look like him? 1381 01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,625 Look. How this possible? 1382 01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:42,375 Look. 1383 01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:45,541 Yeah... that's really big. 1384 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:48,000 Oh my God. Sorry, sorry. 1385 01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:49,375 No problem. -How stupid of me. 1386 01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:51,125 I forgive you. 1387 01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:52,291 By the way, son... 1388 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:55,333 ...why was Karjatiya calling him your father? 1389 01:16:55,458 --> 01:16:58,375 Father? No? He's my boss. 1390 01:16:58,541 --> 01:17:01,708 Since I came here, he's treated me like a son. 1391 01:17:02,041 --> 01:17:05,041 He recognized my talent that you didn't. 1392 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:06,833 And that's why, for Mr. Karjatiya... 1393 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,500 ...he's like my father. 1394 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:11,625 By the way, is he actually someone's father... 1395 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:13,000 ...or is he still a bachelor? 1396 01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:18,000 Why are you eager to know? -For general knowledge. 1397 01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:20,333 Generally your general knowledge... 1398 01:17:20,541 --> 01:17:22,125 ...is limited to the bedroom. 1399 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,166 By the way, son... who's this Nepali? 1400 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:30,166 He... -I am the guy who recognized his talent... 1401 01:17:30,541 --> 01:17:32,041 ...which even his father couldn't. 1402 01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:36,583 So... he's like a father to him. 1403 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:37,791 Yes. 1404 01:17:38,041 --> 01:17:41,000 And what about the others that were here? 1405 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:43,625 We're the front-end, and they're back-end. 1406 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:47,041 And together we lend each other a hand in our job. 1407 01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:49,291 What do you guys do? 1408 01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:53,916 We've a huge factory of Organic Sandwich. 1409 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,166 We all roll over each other and work together. 1410 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,625 Do come some day we'll let you lick the sauce. 1411 01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:02,916 You must be tired, I'll go take some rest. 1412 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:06,291 I mean you must be tired, go get some rest. 1413 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,250 Come, let me show you your room. 1414 01:18:08,333 --> 01:18:09,000 Come. 1415 01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:10,000 Go on. 1416 01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:12,708 Sauce... -Yes. Mine's already out. 1417 01:18:26,291 --> 01:18:28,333 Kanhaiyya's aunty is openly giving it to me. 1418 01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:29,500 Line. 1419 01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:32,833 Kanhaiyya's step-mother... 1420 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,166 ...wants to make you her lover. 1421 01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:37,291 She's in full mood to sing a duet with you. -Quiet. 1422 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,541 Don't say this in front of Kanhaiyya. -Why? 1423 01:18:39,666 --> 01:18:41,125 He'll break my bones. 1424 01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:44,250 Let him play his flute with his Radha. 1425 01:19:00,833 --> 01:19:03,833 "I am crazy Karimi." 1426 01:19:04,375 --> 01:19:07,375 "I am single and lonely." 1427 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:18,625 "I am crazy Karimi. -O Boy." 1428 01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:22,166 "I am single and lonely. -O Boy." 1429 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:25,500 "I am a hot cracker. -O Boy." 1430 01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:29,291 "I am like Lady Gaga. -O Boy." 1431 01:19:29,375 --> 01:19:31,125 "Give me... Give me." 1432 01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:32,916 "Give it to me." 1433 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:39,875 "Will you give me your heart." 1434 01:19:40,583 --> 01:19:44,125 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1435 01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:47,666 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1436 01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:51,166 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1437 01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:55,000 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1438 01:19:58,291 --> 01:19:59,708 "Come on everybody move it!" 1439 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,500 "Come on everybody shake it!" 1440 01:20:01,791 --> 01:20:03,541 "Come on everybody do it like I do!" 1441 01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:04,916 "Like the sexy lady." 1442 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,375 "Handle with care..." 1443 01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:19,541 "...I am fragile item." 1444 01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:23,375 "We'll spend the night in the candle night." 1445 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:27,000 "I'll start with slowly-slowly touching you." 1446 01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:30,833 "Don't pretend, you're a master in this." 1447 01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:33,166 "Baby, baby..." 1448 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:35,000 "You're my baby." 1449 01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:41,166 "From now I'll be your soft toy." 1450 01:20:42,833 --> 01:20:46,166 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1451 01:20:46,333 --> 01:20:49,708 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1452 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:53,291 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1453 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:57,000 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1454 01:21:21,666 --> 01:21:23,041 "Love in the air..." 1455 01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:25,291 "...darling, feel the ambiance." 1456 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:28,708 "Get ready, we're going to love each other awesome." 1457 01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:32,625 "There's an intoxication taking over me." 1458 01:21:32,833 --> 01:21:36,708 "It's a short game, but it's lots of fun." 1459 01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:38,833 "Baby, baby..." 1460 01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:40,583 "You're my baby." 1461 01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:47,291 "From now I'll be your soft toy." 1462 01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:51,916 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1463 01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:55,375 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1464 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:59,041 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1465 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:02,583 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1466 01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:06,166 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1467 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:10,166 "O boy... O boy... You're my soft toy." 1468 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:18,750 Look, he's snatched our peace and sleeping himself. 1469 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,041 Get up. 1470 01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:23,250 Son, lift up your ass. 1471 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,541 If you keep dreaming all day... 1472 01:22:25,625 --> 01:22:28,125 ...then your dreams of becoming rich will shatter. 1473 01:22:28,250 --> 01:22:29,500 What do you mean? 1474 01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:34,291 I mean... the client's giving me sleepless nights for a new DP. 1475 01:22:34,666 --> 01:22:35,833 Please explain him. 1476 01:22:35,916 --> 01:22:38,250 In my line of work, the competition is tough. 1477 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:41,041 And for this job, I only need two things. 1478 01:22:41,125 --> 01:22:42,500 Camera and room, very simple. 1479 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:43,375 Wait a minute. 1480 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,750 How will you shoot a film in all this confusion? 1481 01:22:45,833 --> 01:22:47,375 Don't worry. 1482 01:22:47,583 --> 01:22:51,916 I'll shoot so secretly, that no one will know. 1483 01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:56,791 Kalim... an ordinary girl like her... 1484 01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:59,666 ...can't become the empress of India. 1485 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,583 Champakali is not some ordinary girl. 1486 01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:06,041 She's a virgin. 1487 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:09,583 Beautiful, capricious and alluring. 1488 01:23:09,791 --> 01:23:12,333 If you can give her your royal piece... 1489 01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:13,833 If that's the case... 1490 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:17,166 ...then I won't bury her in the wall. 1491 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,833 In fact, I'll take her to heaven. 1492 01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:22,291 Come on, baby. 1493 01:23:22,375 --> 01:23:27,166 I am scared, Your Highness. 1494 01:23:27,666 --> 01:23:30,666 When in love... no need to be afraid. 1495 01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:34,583 Cut. Cut. Cut. 1496 01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:36,291 What's the secret code? 1497 01:23:37,333 --> 01:23:38,250 Go take a look. 1498 01:23:38,625 --> 01:23:39,750 Kanhaiyya, you? 1499 01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:41,833 You're shooting Mughal-e-Azam... 1500 01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:44,000 And father's waiting at the dining table... 1501 01:23:44,125 --> 01:23:45,291 ...to have Mughlai food with everyone. 1502 01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:47,166 Just five more minutes, we're at the climax. 1503 01:23:47,291 --> 01:23:48,375 Hurry up. Hurry up. 1504 01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:50,041 Wait. 1505 01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:51,375 What's the secret code? 1506 01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:55,541 That must be Sucku. 1507 01:23:55,666 --> 01:23:56,833 Only she makes sounds like that. 1508 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,291 Take her in. -Yes. 1509 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,833 It's the deaf aunty standing outside. 1510 01:24:08,041 --> 01:24:10,000 I hope... she didn't see anything. 1511 01:24:10,125 --> 01:24:12,375 And if she did, she'll go blind with shock. 1512 01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:15,625 Hide. Everyone hide. -Hide. 1513 01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:18,375 Rocky, idea. Idea. 1514 01:24:18,541 --> 01:24:19,833 Say it. Say it. 1515 01:24:22,041 --> 01:24:23,625 No overacting... careful. 1516 01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:36,750 What's going on here? 1517 01:24:37,125 --> 01:24:40,041 Actually... we're doing a play... 1518 01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:42,041 ...for the Indian organization of Bangkok. 1519 01:24:42,125 --> 01:24:43,166 Pavitra Rishtey. 1520 01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:44,583 We were rehearsing for that. 1521 01:24:44,833 --> 01:24:45,708 Yes. 1522 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:54,125 But what was that girl doing by kneeling before him? 1523 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,166 She... 1524 01:24:55,291 --> 01:24:58,583 Actually, she's washing her father's feet before dinner. 1525 01:25:03,250 --> 01:25:05,041 Normally, we wash our hands before a meal... 1526 01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:06,166 ...who washes their feet. 1527 01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:09,000 In our family, we wash everything before a meal. 1528 01:25:10,250 --> 01:25:10,916 Why? 1529 01:25:12,166 --> 01:25:14,000 Because... before eating our meal... 1530 01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:16,666 ...we join our hands and thank the Lord. 1531 01:25:16,833 --> 01:25:21,291 Because God's revered through a clean mind and clean body. -Yes. 1532 01:25:21,375 --> 01:25:22,708 Lord, help us. 1533 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:27,291 "Radha's incomplete without Shyam." 1534 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:32,250 "Say Radhe-Radhe-Radhe." 1535 01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:36,500 "Radha's incomplete without Shyam." 1536 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,000 Even after living in Thailand... 1537 01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:46,000 ...you didn't forget your culture, rituals and tradition. 1538 01:25:46,166 --> 01:25:48,166 This has made me really happy. 1539 01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:51,916 Why don't we all go for a picnic tomorrow... 1540 01:25:52,041 --> 01:25:56,041 ...so that we get to know each other better. 1541 01:25:57,250 --> 01:26:00,000 There's another thing I would like to share with everyone. 1542 01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:02,500 My dear sister, Sindoor... 1543 01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:07,000 ...who lost her voice and her husband on her wedding night... 1544 01:26:07,166 --> 01:26:09,708 And I've always seen disappointment on her face... 1545 01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:13,375 ...and tears on her face. 1546 01:26:14,166 --> 01:26:18,750 But years later, I can see a smile on her face. 1547 01:26:19,291 --> 01:26:20,500 And only... 1548 01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:30,375 "Radha's incomplete without Shyam." 1549 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:35,375 "Say Radhe-Radhe-Radhe." 1550 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,166 "Radha's incomplete without Shyam." 1551 01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:46,041 ...that she's sitting here, with us. 1552 01:27:19,791 --> 01:27:26,375 And I believe... that the love between us should grow. 1553 01:27:34,041 --> 01:27:38,833 All I want is that we all live together... 1554 01:27:38,916 --> 01:27:41,583 ...just like in Suraj Barjatiya's films. 1555 01:27:42,916 --> 01:27:45,291 And we all progress together. 1556 01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:21,125 I'll go get the sweetmeat for you and Kanhaiyya's mother. 1557 01:28:21,291 --> 01:28:23,791 What? -No, no... 1558 01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:27,125 I'll get sweetmeat for everyone. 1559 01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:30,625 Hello sir. 1560 01:28:37,833 --> 01:28:40,041 This mixture will bring the spice back... 1561 01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:46,000 ...in Kanhaiyya's father and aunty's shattered love life. 1562 01:28:49,375 --> 01:28:51,041 The sweetmeat's here. 1563 01:28:51,666 --> 01:28:52,916 Serve it to everyone. 1564 01:28:53,583 --> 01:28:55,000 Hurry up. -This is for you. 1565 01:28:55,166 --> 01:28:56,041 Thank you. 1566 01:28:56,291 --> 01:28:58,041 This is for you. -Thank you. 1567 01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:00,500 The sweetmeat's really nice. 1568 01:29:43,166 --> 01:29:45,166 What's wrong with you today? 1569 01:29:45,250 --> 01:29:46,541 You're not getting tired. 1570 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,708 Plan successful. 1571 01:29:59,541 --> 01:30:00,625 Who could it be at this hour? 1572 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:01,916 I'll see. 1573 01:30:11,166 --> 01:30:13,291 Kanhaiyya's aunty. Hide under the building. 1574 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,041 Building? -I mean, hide under the bed. 1575 01:30:15,125 --> 01:30:16,666 Hide, hurry up. -Ok. 1576 01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:18,916 Where's my moustache? 1577 01:30:24,166 --> 01:30:27,500 What are you doing here at this hour? 1578 01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,375 You called me here... 1579 01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:31,250 ...and now you're asking what am I doing here? 1580 01:30:31,375 --> 01:30:32,625 I called you. 1581 01:30:32,708 --> 01:30:34,000 Naughty boy. 1582 01:30:34,166 --> 01:30:35,375 Let's have some fun. 1583 01:30:35,750 --> 01:30:40,791 "I've found the gem of love." 1584 01:30:44,666 --> 01:30:46,000 That was Kanhaiyya's voice. 1585 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:47,916 What are you doing here? 1586 01:30:50,250 --> 01:30:52,000 Kanhaiyya, open the door. 1587 01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:53,333 Hide, hide... -Kanhaiyya. 1588 01:30:55,625 --> 01:30:57,833 Father. -Is everything fine? 1589 01:30:58,166 --> 01:30:59,916 Yes. -I heard you scream. 1590 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,291 No, father, nothing to worry about. 1591 01:31:01,375 --> 01:31:03,125 Go and sleep. It's quite late. 1592 01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:04,375 I'll sleep too. -Yes. 1593 01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:06,750 Ok. -Early to bed, early to rise. 1594 01:31:07,125 --> 01:31:08,708 Come on, baby. Come. -What if someone comes here? 1595 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:10,375 We'll get in problem. -No one will come. 1596 01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,833 We will come. 1597 01:31:11,916 --> 01:31:13,541 Look, Kanhaiyya will never forgive me. 1598 01:31:13,833 --> 01:31:17,291 I want you to have a relation with him... 1599 01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:19,583 ...which even his father couldn't. 1600 01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:21,375 What relation? 1601 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:24,125 As a friend. -I am his friend. 1602 01:31:24,250 --> 01:31:25,583 I mean, I am also his friend. 1603 01:31:25,666 --> 01:31:28,583 Then come on, let's turn this friendship into something more. 1604 01:31:28,666 --> 01:31:30,833 No, please... -Right now. 1605 01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:36,916 Shalu. You know the red color... 1606 01:31:37,541 --> 01:31:38,708 What are you doing? -Sorry. 1607 01:31:38,791 --> 01:31:39,583 I didn't mean that. 1608 01:31:39,791 --> 01:31:42,000 No, no, no. 1609 01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:45,750 You're ok? -Focus. Focus. Focus. 1610 01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:48,750 Kanhaiyya. 1611 01:31:52,833 --> 01:31:55,375 What are you doing here? -Waiting for you. 1612 01:31:55,791 --> 01:31:57,375 Come on, baby. -Not now. 1613 01:31:57,500 --> 01:32:00,041 What if father comes back? -I don't care. 1614 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:02,000 Since I saw you... 1615 01:32:02,166 --> 01:32:04,250 ...there's just one thought that crosses my mind. 1616 01:32:04,333 --> 01:32:05,375 Which one? 1617 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:07,041 "Let the dawn not rise." 1618 01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:09,166 "Let's not lose this night." 1619 01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:12,125 "Let's not let each other sleep." 1620 01:32:12,250 --> 01:32:13,916 "I am you're hero?" -Yeah. 1621 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:15,041 That's my favourite film. 1622 01:32:15,166 --> 01:32:16,291 I'll go get the DVD right away. 1623 01:32:16,833 --> 01:32:19,041 Where are you going? -I'll go get the DVD. 1624 01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:28,500 All I want is that you and me are locked in a room... 1625 01:32:28,583 --> 01:32:31,625 ...and the key's found. -You mean lost. 1626 01:32:31,708 --> 01:32:33,625 Yeah, yeah... whatever. 1627 01:32:36,750 --> 01:32:37,708 Let's go, Prem. 1628 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:50,666 Why are you following me around? 1629 01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,375 I am going to sleep. 1630 01:32:55,541 --> 01:32:57,500 You go, sleep with this Sakru. 1631 01:32:59,166 --> 01:33:00,250 Sorry. 1632 01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:01,541 Goodnight. 1633 01:33:13,708 --> 01:33:15,375 I told you, father will come back. 1634 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:17,500 Now hide, hide. 1635 01:33:20,375 --> 01:33:22,291 What are you doing outside my room at this hour? 1636 01:33:22,375 --> 01:33:23,666 Your aunty... 1637 01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:28,708 What happened? -Your aunt's in my room. 1638 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,625 And she's hell-bent on making me your father. 1639 01:33:30,833 --> 01:33:32,333 10 minutes more and 9 months later... 1640 01:33:32,458 --> 01:33:34,000 ...our kid would call you brother. 1641 01:33:34,125 --> 01:33:36,375 Rascal, did you do something wrong with her? 1642 01:33:36,500 --> 01:33:38,000 I wouldn't be here if I wanted to. 1643 01:33:38,125 --> 01:33:38,833 Come, I'll show you. 1644 01:33:47,291 --> 01:33:48,583 Yeah! 1645 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,250 Early to bed and early to rise. 1646 01:33:54,291 --> 01:33:57,000 Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. 1647 01:33:59,583 --> 01:34:02,500 Father's coming... this way with his parrot. 1648 01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:05,000 Where did he come from? 1649 01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:09,291 Want to have some fun? -Yes. 1650 01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:10,166 Take him with you. 1651 01:34:10,291 --> 01:34:11,541 Lights off, pack up! 1652 01:34:13,708 --> 01:34:15,375 How did the lights go off? 1653 01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:19,916 Come on, I'll show you. 1654 01:34:23,375 --> 01:34:24,500 Strange. 1655 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:28,041 I heard a commotion and light. 1656 01:34:28,541 --> 01:34:30,125 What happened suddenly? 1657 01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:34,375 See. 1658 01:34:39,166 --> 01:34:40,375 See. -Yes. 1659 01:35:17,125 --> 01:35:18,750 Such nice people. 1660 01:35:18,833 --> 01:35:21,375 Noble. Courteous. Cultured. 1661 01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:22,375 Right, aunty. 1662 01:35:28,333 --> 01:35:30,333 What are you doing here at this hour? 1663 01:35:31,833 --> 01:35:35,125 I was looking for the bathroom. 1664 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,333 I will have to take a bath. 1665 01:35:47,041 --> 01:35:49,750 Watching my aunty behave so cheaply... 1666 01:35:50,041 --> 01:35:51,166 ...makes me want to puke. 1667 01:35:51,375 --> 01:35:53,291 I am sure Karjatiya is behind this. 1668 01:35:53,625 --> 01:35:55,791 Otherwise, my aunty would never do a thing like this. 1669 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:57,833 We must stop Karjatiya at any cost. 1670 01:35:58,125 --> 01:36:00,500 Otherwise... aunty will try to rock my world every day. 1671 01:36:01,166 --> 01:36:02,500 We must make that old man understand... 1672 01:36:02,791 --> 01:36:06,291 ...no matter how hard he tries, it won't kindle aunt's flame for me. 1673 01:36:06,833 --> 01:36:07,375 How's that? 1674 01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:08,833 "Rocky." 1675 01:36:09,125 --> 01:36:10,375 By telling him... 1676 01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:12,375 ...that, there's another lady... 1677 01:36:12,833 --> 01:36:15,166 ...in my life. 1678 01:36:15,791 --> 01:36:16,833 Another lady? 1679 01:36:17,291 --> 01:36:18,375 Yes. -I didn't get it. 1680 01:36:19,291 --> 01:36:21,333 I mean my fake girlfriend. 1681 01:36:21,791 --> 01:36:23,333 Fake girlfriend? -Yes. 1682 01:36:23,583 --> 01:36:26,375 I mean, your fake second step-mother. 1683 01:36:29,375 --> 01:36:32,750 Now watch... how I turn your family's clean picture... 1684 01:36:33,291 --> 01:36:35,250 ...into a dirty picture. 1685 01:36:40,166 --> 01:36:42,375 "Rocky!" 1686 01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:45,041 Of course, darling. I miss you too. 1687 01:36:45,375 --> 01:36:46,375 And I love you too. 1688 01:36:47,833 --> 01:36:50,250 Yes, yes. Don't worry, I miss you too. 1689 01:36:50,916 --> 01:36:53,000 Darling, I must go. I'll call you later. 1690 01:36:53,125 --> 01:36:54,250 Ok, love you. 1691 01:36:55,333 --> 01:36:56,750 Who were you talking to? 1692 01:36:57,333 --> 01:36:59,041 I think you're hiding something from me. 1693 01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:01,541 You're absolutely right. 1694 01:37:01,916 --> 01:37:03,833 I was hiding it from you. 1695 01:37:04,250 --> 01:37:06,666 But what to do, love is such a thing. 1696 01:37:06,916 --> 01:37:08,916 No matter how hard you try, you can't hide it. 1697 01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:10,375 I didn't get it. 1698 01:37:11,833 --> 01:37:14,041 That was my girlfriend. -Girlfriend? 1699 01:37:14,333 --> 01:37:16,916 I love her and I'm soon going to marry her. 1700 01:37:17,166 --> 01:37:18,375 And so I have a request. 1701 01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:22,000 Please don't try to reunite me and Kanhaiyya's aunty... 1702 01:37:22,166 --> 01:37:24,583 ...I mean my first wife. 1703 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:26,375 There's no place for her in my life. 1704 01:37:27,166 --> 01:37:29,375 Prem, another mother. 1705 01:37:30,833 --> 01:37:34,708 I wonder how Kanhaiyya will handle so many mothers. 1706 01:37:35,708 --> 01:37:36,833 Well, ok. 1707 01:37:37,166 --> 01:37:39,750 I would like to meet your new companion. 1708 01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:40,833 What? 1709 01:37:41,166 --> 01:37:43,166 What's the point of meeting her? -What? 1710 01:37:43,375 --> 01:37:44,500 Satisfaction. 1711 01:37:44,791 --> 01:37:48,833 The woman who's going to be my Shalu's mother-in-law... 1712 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:53,375 ...I must know her character, her lifestyle, and her mannerisms. 1713 01:37:53,625 --> 01:37:55,583 What do you care about her character? 1714 01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:57,708 Why wouldn't I be? 1715 01:37:57,916 --> 01:38:01,541 I want to handover my daughter to your son happily. 1716 01:38:01,791 --> 01:38:03,041 Do one thing. 1717 01:38:03,375 --> 01:38:05,041 We're all going for a picnic. 1718 01:38:05,250 --> 01:38:08,750 Bring your new girlfriend there, in an hour. 1719 01:38:09,041 --> 01:38:10,166 One hour! 1720 01:38:10,708 --> 01:38:11,583 One hour! 1721 01:38:11,666 --> 01:38:12,375 One hour! 1722 01:38:12,750 --> 01:38:15,125 How's that possible? 1723 01:38:15,583 --> 01:38:18,708 Rocky, if you don't introduce my future step-mother... 1724 01:38:19,125 --> 01:38:21,041 ...to my future father-in-law, then... 1725 01:38:21,375 --> 01:38:23,708 ...he'll never give me his daughter. 1726 01:38:24,041 --> 01:38:27,375 No worries... no problem. 1727 01:38:28,125 --> 01:38:31,166 If you can have two fake fathers... 1728 01:38:32,291 --> 01:38:34,833 ...then can't you have a fake step-mother? 1729 01:38:35,041 --> 01:38:35,750 Mother? 1730 01:38:58,375 --> 01:39:01,375 Jimmy, I doubt this old hag's intentions. 1731 01:39:01,750 --> 01:39:03,375 I think she'll spare me only after some give and take. 1732 01:39:05,166 --> 01:39:06,666 Did you tell anyone anything? 1733 01:39:15,125 --> 01:39:16,166 What's she saying? 1734 01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:20,791 I was looking for your room last night? -What? 1735 01:39:20,916 --> 01:39:21,666 What? 1736 01:39:26,125 --> 01:39:27,166 What's she doing? 1737 01:39:29,375 --> 01:39:32,000 I want to take a jet-ski ride with you. 1738 01:39:32,125 --> 01:39:34,041 Who will go on a jet-ski ride with you? 1739 01:39:34,125 --> 01:39:36,041 Not me, she's saying it. 1740 01:39:36,166 --> 01:39:38,041 And you can't say no to Sindoor aunty. 1741 01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:41,291 Who can avert destiny. Come, I'll take you. 1742 01:39:47,166 --> 01:39:48,625 That was fun, dear. -Yes, it was. 1743 01:39:48,708 --> 01:39:52,833 Look, Mr. Karjatiya, I've brought my Vidya along. 1744 01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:13,291 Focus. Focus. -Focus. 1745 01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:18,291 Father. 1746 01:40:20,583 --> 01:40:21,583 You look... 1747 01:40:23,541 --> 01:40:25,166 Look... -What? 1748 01:40:25,333 --> 01:40:28,500 You look just like Shalu's mom. 1749 01:40:29,833 --> 01:40:31,125 What? -What? 1750 01:40:31,375 --> 01:40:32,041 Yes. 1751 01:40:32,291 --> 01:40:35,750 You reminded me and my parrot about Shalu's mother. 1752 01:40:36,041 --> 01:40:38,166 Naughty. -No, honestly. 1753 01:40:38,333 --> 01:40:40,333 Look, this is her picture. Look. 1754 01:40:40,458 --> 01:40:42,041 Ooh la la! 1755 01:40:44,625 --> 01:40:46,000 What's this new twist? 1756 01:40:46,166 --> 01:40:48,291 You look just like the old man's dead wife. 1757 01:40:50,708 --> 01:40:54,000 You look like a blossoming rose. 1758 01:40:54,375 --> 01:40:56,166 Like a poet's dream. 1759 01:40:56,375 --> 01:40:59,500 Like the sun's rays, and a deer in the jungle. 1760 01:40:59,750 --> 01:41:02,500 1942... A Love Story. 1761 01:41:02,708 --> 01:41:05,541 No... 1972... A Love Story. 1762 01:41:05,791 --> 01:41:08,333 That's when I saw Shalu's mom for the first time. 1763 01:41:08,500 --> 01:41:12,166 And now it feels... time has turned back again. 1764 01:41:12,750 --> 01:41:14,500 I think we should split too. 1765 01:41:20,166 --> 01:41:22,000 Are you ok? 1766 01:41:23,708 --> 01:41:26,916 God's ways are unique. 1767 01:41:27,166 --> 01:41:32,166 You really reminded me of my mother. 1768 01:41:32,375 --> 01:41:33,500 Mom! 1769 01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:36,833 Dear. Dear. 1770 01:41:38,791 --> 01:41:41,041 Father, where did Kanhaiyya go? 1771 01:41:41,291 --> 01:41:42,166 I'll go take a look. 1772 01:41:42,250 --> 01:41:43,166 Shalu baby... 1773 01:41:43,708 --> 01:41:45,791 I mean dear... 1774 01:41:46,041 --> 01:41:49,000 Don't... don't leave me alone. 1775 01:41:49,750 --> 01:41:51,291 Vidya, that reminds me. 1776 01:41:51,375 --> 01:41:52,250 You had to go somewhere. 1777 01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:54,833 You have an appointment in the parlour, right? -Yes, of course. 1778 01:41:55,250 --> 01:41:57,291 "Don't leave me yet..." 1779 01:41:57,375 --> 01:41:59,583 "...because my heart's not satisfied yet." 1780 01:41:59,666 --> 01:42:02,041 You must do it with me today. 1781 01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:03,041 What? -What? 1782 01:42:03,166 --> 01:42:05,000 Lunch. -Naughty. 1783 01:42:05,333 --> 01:42:06,375 Lalita. 1784 01:42:07,916 --> 01:42:10,666 My name's P.K. Lele. 1785 01:42:10,833 --> 01:42:12,250 Nice to meet you. 1786 01:42:12,916 --> 01:42:14,541 Who's this pretty damsel? 1787 01:42:14,625 --> 01:42:17,000 This is Vidya, my girlfriend. 1788 01:42:18,375 --> 01:42:19,375 Excuse me. 1789 01:42:21,250 --> 01:42:25,166 But I think I've seen you before. 1790 01:42:25,250 --> 01:42:27,708 This is a very old pickup line. 1791 01:42:28,125 --> 01:42:30,375 But it still works. 1792 01:42:31,333 --> 01:42:33,291 Don't be fooled by him. 1793 01:42:33,375 --> 01:42:35,375 If you dig this mountain, you'll find a mole. 1794 01:42:35,583 --> 01:42:38,375 She won't find a lion in you either. 1795 01:42:38,791 --> 01:42:40,750 Let it be, Mr. Karjatiya. 1796 01:42:40,916 --> 01:42:42,583 I must leave now. 1797 01:42:42,791 --> 01:42:44,583 My home is really far. 1798 01:42:45,125 --> 01:42:48,166 It'll take me three hours to get there. 1799 01:42:49,375 --> 01:42:52,583 By the way, I don't see our son Kanhaiyya. 1800 01:42:52,833 --> 01:42:55,916 We can't let Vidya go until he doesn't arrive. 1801 01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:57,791 How can he come when I am here? -What? 1802 01:42:57,916 --> 01:43:00,791 I mean... How can he come when I am here. 1803 01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:02,708 I sent him to the nearby mall... 1804 01:43:02,791 --> 01:43:04,833 ...to get medicines for me. 1805 01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:09,000 No. we'll all go to the mall, find him... 1806 01:43:09,125 --> 01:43:10,833 ...we'll have lunch and then go home. 1807 01:43:11,291 --> 01:43:12,750 No, no... 1808 01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:14,541 Let's go. 1809 01:43:15,250 --> 01:43:16,791 Go on. -Let's go. 1810 01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:18,375 Vidya... -Come on. 1811 01:43:19,750 --> 01:43:20,833 Mother... 1812 01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:23,041 I mean your aunt's got her eyes on me. 1813 01:43:23,125 --> 01:43:25,125 She keeps hitting and winking on me. 1814 01:43:25,250 --> 01:43:27,166 My own father was hitting on me. 1815 01:43:27,291 --> 01:43:29,916 I told you to use lemons. 1816 01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:31,833 But no, you wanted oranges. Now you pay for it. 1817 01:43:32,000 --> 01:43:33,375 If I knew this would happen... 1818 01:43:33,500 --> 01:43:34,750 ...I would've used grapes instead. 1819 01:43:35,833 --> 01:43:37,000 What happened? -Look. 1820 01:43:44,166 --> 01:43:45,583 The old man's here. -He's my father-in-law. 1821 01:43:45,666 --> 01:43:46,375 It's the same thing. 1822 01:43:46,500 --> 01:43:47,666 We must do something now. 1823 01:43:47,750 --> 01:43:48,583 Come on. 1824 01:43:56,708 --> 01:43:57,750 Vidya. 1825 01:43:58,833 --> 01:43:59,833 Hi. -Vidya. 1826 01:44:01,666 --> 01:44:05,166 Vidya. Did you find Kanhaiyya? -Not yet. He must be around. 1827 01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:06,375 Even we're looking for him. 1828 01:44:06,500 --> 01:44:07,541 We'll find him. We'll find him. 1829 01:44:07,750 --> 01:44:08,666 And then we'll say... 1830 01:44:08,750 --> 01:44:10,708 He was right here, and we looked all over the mall. 1831 01:44:11,541 --> 01:44:13,333 Mr. Karjatiya, we couldn't find him on this floor. 1832 01:44:13,500 --> 01:44:15,041 Let's go look for him on the next floor. -Yes. 1833 01:44:15,125 --> 01:44:18,666 No, no, no, let's go in this shop first. 1834 01:44:19,250 --> 01:44:22,375 We'll buy some religious or family films. 1835 01:44:22,708 --> 01:44:23,583 Come, dear. 1836 01:44:24,166 --> 01:44:25,791 They won't find any religious or family films... 1837 01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:28,583 ...instead they'll see the real doings of our fake family. 1838 01:44:28,708 --> 01:44:29,375 Yes. 1839 01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:31,750 Before father catches us red-handed with our pants down... 1840 01:44:31,833 --> 01:44:33,125 ...let's do something. -Come on. 1841 01:44:36,250 --> 01:44:36,833 Oh, no. 1842 01:44:37,166 --> 01:44:38,333 Every corner of this store... 1843 01:44:38,458 --> 01:44:39,791 ...is filled with evidence that we've been sleeping around. 1844 01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:42,916 Rocky... We must handle this. -Wait... 1845 01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:44,833 let's buy all these DVDs... 1846 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,791 ...before father sees them. -Yes. 1847 01:44:46,916 --> 01:44:49,166 Let's eradicate this problem from the root. 1848 01:45:08,375 --> 01:45:09,250 Excuse me. 1849 01:45:11,125 --> 01:45:12,583 Welcome! 1850 01:45:14,541 --> 01:45:20,708 "I am the button of your shirt..." 1851 01:45:22,250 --> 01:45:23,791 "Beloved." 1852 01:45:24,041 --> 01:45:26,791 Hey... What are you doing? Pack the DVDs. 1853 01:45:26,916 --> 01:45:28,541 Are you Indians? -Yes, so? 1854 01:45:28,625 --> 01:45:30,375 No, looking at her I felt that... 1855 01:45:30,666 --> 01:45:33,916 ...we have some old connection. 1856 01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:37,166 Yes, did you forget? 1857 01:45:38,125 --> 01:45:40,916 We were together in part 1 and part 2. 1858 01:45:41,166 --> 01:45:43,500 How can I forget those two parts? 1859 01:45:43,583 --> 01:45:46,916 Hey, I think you've a lot of free time. 1860 01:45:48,166 --> 01:45:49,375 This is part 3. 1861 01:45:49,583 --> 01:45:50,916 Come on, pack the DVDs. 1862 01:45:51,166 --> 01:45:55,333 Ok, good choice sir. 1863 01:45:55,583 --> 01:45:56,916 You're a fan of these two. 1864 01:45:57,291 --> 01:45:58,000 Me too. 1865 01:45:58,166 --> 01:46:00,375 I can't sleep without watching these two. 1866 01:46:00,625 --> 01:46:04,166 You see... they lighten my burden. 1867 01:46:05,250 --> 01:46:06,125 Yeah! 1868 01:46:07,500 --> 01:46:09,500 Hold on, what are you doing? 1869 01:46:09,750 --> 01:46:11,166 Store policy, sir. 1870 01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:12,833 You see, madam. 1871 01:46:13,041 --> 01:46:16,333 Until we don't check the DVD's in front of the customer... 1872 01:46:16,458 --> 01:46:18,291 ...we can't pack them. 1873 01:46:19,250 --> 01:46:20,166 Hurry up. 1874 01:46:21,541 --> 01:46:22,375 Hurry up. 1875 01:46:30,625 --> 01:46:31,500 Hurry up. 1876 01:46:31,708 --> 01:46:32,750 I am, sir. 1877 01:46:37,000 --> 01:46:38,333 What happened? 1878 01:46:38,458 --> 01:46:40,541 Sorry, sir. I think this is a bad stock. 1879 01:46:40,833 --> 01:46:42,166 I can't sell you this pile. 1880 01:46:42,250 --> 01:46:43,375 Come back when we get the new stock. 1881 01:46:43,541 --> 01:46:45,375 We'll buy the new stock as well. 1882 01:46:45,500 --> 01:46:46,791 But if we don't buy these now... 1883 01:46:46,916 --> 01:46:48,000 ...we'll be in big trouble. 1884 01:46:48,125 --> 01:46:50,375 Pack these DVDs immediately. -Are you sure, sir? 1885 01:46:50,625 --> 01:46:51,291 Yes. 1886 01:46:51,375 --> 01:46:54,750 Pack all you have. Please. 1887 01:46:55,791 --> 01:46:59,041 I can even pack myself for you, madam. 1888 01:46:59,125 --> 01:47:01,375 Pack the DVDs now. Hurry up. 1889 01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:02,666 Yes, I am. 1890 01:47:10,166 --> 01:47:11,583 There she is. -Let's go that way. 1891 01:47:11,750 --> 01:47:12,916 Come on. -Hi. 1892 01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:17,125 Here... here... 1893 01:47:17,833 --> 01:47:18,791 Here... 1894 01:47:22,500 --> 01:47:26,000 For a special customer. -Ooh la la. 1895 01:47:26,791 --> 01:47:28,000 What are you doing? 1896 01:47:28,375 --> 01:47:30,291 Sir, let me pack it properly. 1897 01:47:30,375 --> 01:47:32,166 I am packing them so sweetly. 1898 01:47:32,583 --> 01:47:33,333 Hurry up. 1899 01:47:35,666 --> 01:47:36,833 Pack it quickly. 1900 01:47:37,833 --> 01:47:38,666 I am, sir. 1901 01:47:38,750 --> 01:47:40,166 If you take any longer... 1902 01:47:40,333 --> 01:47:43,166 ...then we'll have to pack up. 1903 01:47:43,375 --> 01:47:45,833 Please, give it to me. -It's done. 1904 01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:47,375 Hurry up. -Madam, packing... 1905 01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:51,000 Give it. -It will tear. 1906 01:47:51,916 --> 01:47:53,333 The DVDs are coming out. 1907 01:48:03,166 --> 01:48:04,291 Satyanash (Curses). 1908 01:48:04,375 --> 01:48:05,500 What? -What? 1909 01:48:05,625 --> 01:48:07,375 Satya Nash, that's my name. 1910 01:48:07,541 --> 01:48:09,791 Your name fits your job. 1911 01:48:09,916 --> 01:48:11,833 Bloody villain. -Shut up you two, shut up! 1912 01:48:12,041 --> 01:48:13,583 That's Kanhaiyya. 1913 01:48:15,250 --> 01:48:17,375 Welcome to Maa Jagat Sajni's bar. 1914 01:48:19,125 --> 01:48:24,708 I mean in her Darbar (court). 1915 01:48:26,041 --> 01:48:29,041 And that's Kanhaiyya's sister... Sanskar. 1916 01:48:29,166 --> 01:48:30,000 Look over there! 1917 01:48:33,291 --> 01:48:35,000 That's Rocky and Kanhaiyya. 1918 01:48:35,125 --> 01:48:36,166 What are they doing? 1919 01:48:36,250 --> 01:48:39,041 What no one ever did in our family? 1920 01:48:39,291 --> 01:48:40,791 These DVDs are working. 1921 01:48:40,916 --> 01:48:42,791 I've seen this film 25 times. 1922 01:48:42,916 --> 01:48:43,708 What a performance. 1923 01:48:43,833 --> 01:48:46,333 Why did you bring these transistors along? 1924 01:48:46,458 --> 01:48:47,125 To play. 1925 01:48:47,291 --> 01:48:48,833 Pervert boys. 1926 01:48:49,750 --> 01:48:52,833 I always knew that he's useless. 1927 01:48:53,041 --> 01:48:54,791 You make it sound as if... 1928 01:48:54,916 --> 01:48:57,125 ...you've done big things in life. -Shut up. 1929 01:48:57,666 --> 01:48:59,375 Blue film actor. 1930 01:49:00,375 --> 01:49:02,625 They turned out to be uncultured and cheats! 1931 01:49:04,250 --> 01:49:05,541 Do not climb up here. 1932 01:49:05,833 --> 01:49:07,166 This... This... 1933 01:49:07,375 --> 01:49:09,041 Are these your values? 1934 01:49:09,166 --> 01:49:12,291 You really are the family that sleeps together. 1935 01:49:13,166 --> 01:49:15,583 Tell Kanhaiyya, that I would rather die... 1936 01:49:15,708 --> 01:49:18,708 ...than let my daughter marry him. 1937 01:49:20,125 --> 01:49:22,291 Then I should die. 1938 01:49:22,541 --> 01:49:23,500 But... 1939 01:49:23,583 --> 01:49:26,000 Why is Vidya going to commit suicide? 1940 01:49:26,166 --> 01:49:28,041 I cancelled Kanhaiyya's wedding. 1941 01:49:28,291 --> 01:49:29,375 It's the same thing. 1942 01:49:31,375 --> 01:49:32,541 Vidya. 1943 01:49:32,833 --> 01:49:34,375 I am coming too. -Where are you going? 1944 01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:36,166 Get lost. -Wait. 1945 01:49:37,125 --> 01:49:41,291 I guess we'll have to do a part 4 for him. 1946 01:49:45,916 --> 01:49:46,583 Oh... 1947 01:49:48,041 --> 01:49:49,166 Welcome. 1948 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:52,375 Stop, Vidya. -I don't want to live. 1949 01:49:54,125 --> 01:49:55,375 Vidya. 1950 01:49:56,250 --> 01:49:58,250 Stop. -Stop. Stop. 1951 01:49:58,333 --> 01:50:00,791 Vidya, stop! 1952 01:50:01,375 --> 01:50:02,375 Stop. 1953 01:50:02,541 --> 01:50:04,666 Vidya. -Vidya... stop. 1954 01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:08,041 I don't want to live. -Stop! 1955 01:50:12,833 --> 01:50:14,166 You... -Get lost. 1956 01:50:22,666 --> 01:50:24,375 Kanhaiyya, stop. 1957 01:50:25,041 --> 01:50:27,166 Vidya, stop. 1958 01:50:28,833 --> 01:50:31,166 I don't want to live. -Listen to me. 1959 01:50:31,375 --> 01:50:33,166 Stop, Kanhaiyya. 1960 01:50:33,541 --> 01:50:34,583 Kanhaiyya. 1961 01:50:40,000 --> 01:50:42,041 Don't go there! 1962 01:50:42,166 --> 01:50:43,833 That's my son Kanhaiyya. 1963 01:50:44,041 --> 01:50:46,833 Kanhaiyya. -Stop. Stop. 1964 01:50:48,041 --> 01:50:49,125 I don't want to live. 1965 01:51:03,333 --> 01:51:05,000 I'm sinking in quick sand. 1966 01:51:05,125 --> 01:51:06,625 I'm really going to die. -I told you not to do it. 1967 01:51:06,708 --> 01:51:08,041 We'll get caught. -Forget that. 1968 01:51:08,125 --> 01:51:09,041 Get me out of this quick sand. 1969 01:51:09,166 --> 01:51:10,166 I don't want to die. 1970 01:51:10,291 --> 01:51:13,375 Get me out of here. -Give me your hand. 1971 01:51:13,708 --> 01:51:16,041 Oh my God. I am sinking too. 1972 01:51:16,166 --> 01:51:18,375 Oh my God. Help. Help, help! 1973 01:51:18,500 --> 01:51:20,000 Such a big deceit. 1974 01:51:20,250 --> 01:51:21,791 Deceit. Deceit. Deceit. 1975 01:51:21,916 --> 01:51:22,750 This is terrible. 1976 01:51:22,833 --> 01:51:23,625 I am sinking too. 1977 01:51:23,708 --> 01:51:28,500 I was trying to make my daughter's husband, her mother. 1978 01:51:29,291 --> 01:51:31,041 Forget that, we're dying here. 1979 01:51:31,291 --> 01:51:36,166 Kanhaiyya, you toyed around with my daughter as well as with my heart. 1980 01:51:37,250 --> 01:51:40,375 Someone save me. 1981 01:51:41,708 --> 01:51:44,000 Prem, save me. 1982 01:51:44,125 --> 01:51:45,833 I am just a parrot, not God. 1983 01:51:46,125 --> 01:51:48,041 I don't want to die. Prem, do something. 1984 01:51:48,166 --> 01:51:49,583 Ok, I'll do something 1985 01:51:54,375 --> 01:51:55,625 Aunty, where were you? 1986 01:52:05,250 --> 01:52:07,375 Papa, save me. -Help! Help! 1987 01:52:07,500 --> 01:52:08,375 Someone help him. 1988 01:52:08,666 --> 01:52:10,041 Forgive me, son. 1989 01:52:10,166 --> 01:52:12,333 I should be ashamed of myself. 1990 01:52:14,125 --> 01:52:17,166 You were thinking of making him your wife. 1991 01:52:17,333 --> 01:52:19,000 But me, his father... 1992 01:52:19,125 --> 01:52:22,041 I was thinking of making him his mother. -Papa... 1993 01:52:23,625 --> 01:52:26,500 That means... you're Kanhaiyya's real father? 1994 01:52:26,583 --> 01:52:27,708 Yes, I am his father. 1995 01:52:27,791 --> 01:52:29,333 But I am a big sinner. 1996 01:52:29,458 --> 01:52:30,791 Then who's this fake father? 1997 01:52:30,916 --> 01:52:32,541 Even his moustache is a fake. 1998 01:52:33,041 --> 01:52:36,166 That's Rocky. Kanhaiyya's friend. 1999 01:52:36,833 --> 01:52:38,375 I was so stupid... 2000 01:52:38,541 --> 01:52:41,125 I tried to make my son's friend... 2001 01:52:42,375 --> 01:52:45,125 ...his father. Help! 2002 01:52:45,208 --> 01:52:47,375 Every father thinks... 2003 01:52:47,500 --> 01:52:49,375 ...that his son-in-law will be a diamond. 2004 01:52:49,666 --> 01:52:51,375 But you're like a Kohinoor... 2005 01:52:51,541 --> 01:52:56,333 ...that's been used like a lot of times. 2006 01:52:56,500 --> 01:52:57,375 Not Kohinoor. 2007 01:52:57,625 --> 01:53:00,000 Whenever we had sex, we used Durex. 2008 01:53:01,500 --> 01:53:05,375 And he didn't do anything wrong if he showed his anaconda to the world. 2009 01:53:05,666 --> 01:53:07,833 Not every Simran gets his Raj. 2010 01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:09,583 Sometimes, we have to settle for Nagraj. 2011 01:53:09,666 --> 01:53:10,541 Here's the Nagraj. 2012 01:53:13,333 --> 01:53:15,375 Shalu, we've been deceived. 2013 01:53:15,541 --> 01:53:17,250 Kanhaiyya, you're Vidya? 2014 01:53:17,333 --> 01:53:19,041 I did this for you, Shalu. 2015 01:53:19,291 --> 01:53:20,666 Sindoor, stay back. 2016 01:53:21,166 --> 01:53:22,375 Sindoor. 2017 01:53:23,625 --> 01:53:24,708 Sindoor. 2018 01:53:27,125 --> 01:53:28,041 Aunty! 2019 01:53:28,791 --> 01:53:29,375 Please help. 2020 01:53:34,375 --> 01:53:36,291 Hey, Father no.1. 2021 01:53:36,375 --> 01:53:37,916 Come quickly. 2022 01:53:38,041 --> 01:53:39,583 Hey guys, hold on. 2023 01:53:40,000 --> 01:53:42,708 What's Karjatiya's parrot doing here? 2024 01:53:43,125 --> 01:53:46,000 Everyone's in danger. Come quickly. 2025 01:53:51,500 --> 01:53:53,166 Help! -Help! 2026 01:53:53,375 --> 01:53:56,166 Somebody help! 2027 01:53:56,375 --> 01:53:58,000 Father. 2028 01:53:58,541 --> 01:54:00,375 Kanhaiyya. -Help! 2029 01:54:01,291 --> 01:54:03,541 Come on. Quickly. 2030 01:54:06,750 --> 01:54:08,833 Come on, come quickly. 2031 01:54:11,250 --> 01:54:14,250 Kanhaiyya, no one's going to die now. 2032 01:54:14,333 --> 01:54:16,041 I'll save you all. 2033 01:54:16,125 --> 01:54:17,708 Rest everyone can go to hell. 2034 01:54:17,791 --> 01:54:20,583 Hey, Comedy Circus, come down quickly. 2035 01:54:20,666 --> 01:54:23,291 One balloon saves you from AIDS... 2036 01:54:23,375 --> 01:54:25,625 ...and this balloon will save your lives. 2037 01:54:25,916 --> 01:54:26,833 Balloon! 2038 01:54:27,041 --> 01:54:27,916 Balloon! 2039 01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:29,041 Balloon! 2040 01:54:29,166 --> 01:54:31,583 Stop screaming and yelling. 2041 01:54:31,708 --> 01:54:34,041 Catch it now or you won't get a second chance. 2042 01:54:34,291 --> 01:54:35,333 Here you go, Kanhaiyya. 2043 01:54:36,625 --> 01:54:37,375 Catch it. 2044 01:54:37,916 --> 01:54:39,375 Catch it, fast. 2045 01:54:44,375 --> 01:54:46,375 Yes, father. Carefully. 2046 01:54:47,666 --> 01:54:49,500 Come on, go father. 2047 01:54:52,625 --> 01:54:53,583 Come on father. 2048 01:54:55,166 --> 01:54:56,500 Come on... Come on. 2049 01:55:04,333 --> 01:55:05,833 Brother! 2050 01:55:07,833 --> 01:55:09,041 Sindoor spoke. 2051 01:55:09,166 --> 01:55:10,041 Aunty? 2052 01:55:12,583 --> 01:55:14,125 Aunty. What just happened? 2053 01:55:14,541 --> 01:55:17,333 Sakru, it's pack up for us. 2054 01:55:19,041 --> 01:55:20,750 Aunty spoke. 2055 01:55:20,916 --> 01:55:22,750 Aunty, go on. 2056 01:55:22,833 --> 01:55:24,791 Go up, quickly. 2057 01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:30,625 Papa, you go next. -Ok. 2058 01:55:31,583 --> 01:55:34,375 Thank you. Yes. 2059 01:55:35,125 --> 01:55:36,166 Son, come up. 2060 01:55:36,333 --> 01:55:37,791 You go first. -No, you go. 2061 01:55:38,000 --> 01:55:39,041 I said you go. 2062 01:55:39,166 --> 01:55:41,000 Are you two crazy, you're discussing over this. 2063 01:55:41,166 --> 01:55:42,666 It's so windy up here, hurry up. 2064 01:55:42,833 --> 01:55:45,125 Hold on, let's do one thing. Let's climb up together. 2065 01:55:45,250 --> 01:55:47,791 Because we've done everything together. 2066 01:55:47,916 --> 01:55:49,583 Let's go. -Come on. 2067 01:55:50,541 --> 01:55:51,583 Kanhaiyya, careful. 2068 01:55:51,833 --> 01:55:52,583 Careful. 2069 01:55:56,708 --> 01:55:57,791 Come on, Kanhaiyya. 2070 01:56:00,500 --> 01:56:03,375 If you ever show me a sign again... -Look, another sign. 2071 01:56:03,541 --> 01:56:05,250 Come on son, take a selfie. 2072 01:56:05,333 --> 01:56:07,375 You're always joking around. 2073 01:56:10,666 --> 01:56:13,000 Come on, guys. -Come on, take it up. Take it up. 2074 01:56:13,583 --> 01:56:15,000 We're safe. 2075 01:56:17,375 --> 01:56:20,041 Slowly, don't drop me down. 2076 01:56:20,333 --> 01:56:23,000 I am yet to see my son's wedding. 2077 01:56:24,583 --> 01:56:26,583 Bless you. Here too. 2078 01:56:27,375 --> 01:56:28,541 God bless you. 2079 01:56:28,708 --> 01:56:30,041 Bless you. Bless you. 2080 01:56:30,750 --> 01:56:31,916 What are you doing? 2081 01:56:32,500 --> 01:56:35,291 Friends, please forgive me. 2082 01:56:36,000 --> 01:56:37,666 You all made me realize... 2083 01:56:37,750 --> 01:56:39,541 ...that my thinking was so wrong. 2084 01:56:40,041 --> 01:56:41,750 You all took off your clothes... 2085 01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:46,000 So that, you can cover your body. 2086 01:56:46,375 --> 01:56:48,375 And anything we do to make our ends meet... 2087 01:56:48,541 --> 01:56:50,250 ...can never be a sin. 2088 01:56:50,541 --> 01:56:53,625 By saving us from that quick sand, you all proved... 2089 01:56:54,333 --> 01:56:56,291 ...that culture doesn't come from covering yourself... 2090 01:56:56,583 --> 01:56:58,541 ...or taking your clothes off. 2091 01:56:58,791 --> 01:57:00,375 And that's the naked truth. 2092 01:57:00,541 --> 01:57:01,750 Absolutely right, father. 2093 01:57:02,000 --> 01:57:03,541 That's been my thinking all along. 2094 01:57:04,125 --> 01:57:05,375 If you respect a girl... 2095 01:57:05,833 --> 01:57:07,250 ...only then, she will give you in return. 2096 01:57:07,333 --> 01:57:08,125 What? 2097 01:57:08,208 --> 01:57:09,750 What's he saying? -No, no. 2098 01:57:09,833 --> 01:57:12,500 He means to say, she'll respect you back. 2099 01:57:12,583 --> 01:57:14,541 Yeah. -Correct. 2100 01:57:14,625 --> 01:57:18,250 And now we've decided to make only family films. 2101 01:57:18,333 --> 01:57:19,000 Really. 2102 01:57:19,125 --> 01:57:21,708 Movies that families can sit together and watch. 2103 01:57:23,333 --> 01:57:26,000 Kanhaiyya, your eyes are normal even after seeing red? -Yes. 2104 01:57:26,166 --> 01:57:27,375 How did this miracle happen? 2105 01:57:27,500 --> 01:57:29,625 That's because with great difficulty... 2106 01:57:29,791 --> 01:57:32,125 ...I finally found true love, Rocky. 2107 01:57:32,333 --> 01:57:34,166 Yes! Yes! 2108 01:57:34,333 --> 01:57:37,625 This is called, happy ending! 2109 01:57:37,708 --> 01:57:38,541 Happy ending. 2110 01:57:38,625 --> 01:57:40,791 We're experts in happy ending. 2111 01:57:41,166 --> 01:57:43,375 Hold on. It's not that kind of happy ending. 2112 01:57:43,708 --> 01:57:44,833 This Happy Ending. 2113 01:57:49,541 --> 01:57:51,333 Happy Ending! 2114 01:57:52,500 --> 01:57:53,625 "We are so cool!" 2115 01:57:53,708 --> 01:57:59,000 {\an8}"We are so cool!" 147968