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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:05,104 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:17,383 [car horns blare] 3 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,055 Harriet: To be a great writer, 4 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:25,691 you have to observe people... carefully. 5 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,659 Some might even call it spying. 6 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,528 You watch your subjects, 7 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,497 eavesdrop on their conversations, 8 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,466 and it's acceptable because you're a writer. 9 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,502 It's your job to document the truth, 10 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:39,538 [chuckles] no matter how silly the truth might be. 11 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,607 [traffic zooms, horns honk] 12 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,108 [footsteps clank on stairs] 13 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:45,677 most of the people I watch have secrets; 14 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:48,313 it's up to a writer to reveal those secrets, 15 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:51,316 and someday I, Harriet M. Welsch, 16 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:53,719 will be a world famous writer. 17 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,335 Golly: Oh, so that's how you do that? 18 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,281 What is that? 19 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,482 What is what? 20 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,818 I said, "what is that?" 21 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,087 I always have a tomato sandwich, 22 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:30,322 and this isn't a tomato sandwich. 23 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,323 Yes it is. 24 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,458 No it's not. 25 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,460 Golly, your help here, please? 26 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:35,594 "you can fool some of the people 27 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,795 all the time..." 28 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,864 "and all of the people some of the time..." 29 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,566 "but you can't fool all of the people..." 30 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:43,202 "all of the time!" Abraham Lincoln! 31 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,370 Golly, my nanny since forever, 32 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,872 and the only person in the world 33 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,174 who even remotely understands me. 34 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:50,676 Chef: This is my version 35 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:53,445 of your mundane tomato sandwich. 36 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,115 Harriet: Chef, My mother's in-house food guru 37 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:57,783 slash personal trainer... 38 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,852 And my sworn adversary. 39 00:01:59,854 --> 00:02:01,753 I won't eat this. 40 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,555 [plate scrapes across the counter] 41 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,695 Thank you. 42 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,162 You have the food appreciation of a two-year-old! 43 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:14,533 How was your route? 44 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:15,868 I got some good material. 45 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,436 I'll tell you about it when we're alone. 46 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:18,804 [drops cooking implement onto counter] 47 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,873 I am so glad mid-term break is over. 48 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:26,545 Hmm. 49 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:41,426 Harriet: Ever since I can remember, 50 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:42,794 I have watched the people around me 51 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,463 and written down my findings. 52 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,765 I've observed a lot over the years, 53 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,901 faithfully and secretly recording everything 54 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:50,769 in my beloved notebooks. 55 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,337 But this term, 56 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,906 I've decided to finally share my observations 57 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,574 with the public. 58 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,776 When I win the role of official class blogger 59 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,578 for our school blog. 60 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:04,850 Private property of... 61 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,786 Lights out, Harriet. 62 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,491 ♪♪♪ 63 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,895 TV announcer: in an average everyday school, 64 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,864 in an average everyday town... 65 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,332 Average everyday students 66 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,768 live their average everyday lives... 67 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,736 Except one. 68 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,771 Wrist phone: Come in, Jake Jones. 69 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,406 On my way! 70 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,341 Announcer: Skander Hill is Jake Jones 71 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,544 in the international smash hit, "Spy Teen!" 72 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,479 high school honour student by day... 73 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,815 International secret agent by night. 74 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,918 ♪ I spy with my little eye... ♪ 75 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,653 Announcer: And in this special 76 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,689 karaoke DVD edition of "spy teen," 77 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,325 you can sing along with Skander! 78 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,594 Harriet: "Spy Teen." yuck! 79 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:49,995 Announcer: Skander Hill... 80 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,663 Poppy Mallone... 81 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,766 And Franklin Pangborn iii as Principal Morris. 82 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:58,837 Own the karaoke edition DVD and Blu ray now! 83 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,673 Harriet: Skander hill is yet another prime example 84 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:05,544 of society's downfall towards lowbrow commercialism. 85 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,012 Roger: Oh, it's just that I've been negotiating 86 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,847 the little finks contract for months 87 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,984 and now he's got a whole list of new ridiculous demands. 88 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:14,686 Harriet: The only thing my father loves more than his job 89 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,556 is complaining about his job. 90 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,658 He produces movies for a living, 91 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,993 but he acts like he's trying to uncover 92 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,961 the mysteries of Stonehenge. 93 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,763 Yeah, I'm getting an ulcer. 94 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,331 Harriet: No he's not. 95 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:27,799 No you're not, dear. 96 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,434 Harriet: My mother. 97 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,036 You'd think from all the texting 98 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,637 that she ran a multinational corporation, 99 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,273 but she doesn't. 100 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,008 She just sits on a lot of boards. 101 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,976 Well, with any luck, 102 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,512 we'll find out today if he'll sign or not, so... 103 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,549 Harriet: Oh, here it comes. 104 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:45,851 You can tell the rant's gonna be bad 105 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,287 when his eye starts twitching like that. 106 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:50,822 A grapefruit shaped like a bird? 107 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,291 I mean... 108 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,826 Do I have to subsist on this until lunch? 109 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,595 Tomato, right? Just tomato? 110 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:57,929 Yes. 111 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,633 Vi: Chef and I are trying to introduce 112 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,770 a more advanced gastronomy to this family. 113 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,255 Harriet: If I find out this bread is 114 00:05:06,256 --> 00:05:07,739 imported from anywhere other than the corner deli, 115 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,041 I'm gonna be seriously ticked off! 116 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,480 Harriet, 1; chef, 0. 117 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:18,784 Harriet: Hey! 118 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:19,818 Sport: Oh hey. 119 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,320 So... Where's Golly? 120 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,605 At home. 121 00:05:22,606 --> 00:05:23,889 I figured I'd mix things up a little bit. 122 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,390 Mix? You don't mix. You never mix. 123 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:26,525 You hate to mix. 124 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,926 Harriet: This is Janie, 125 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,462 one of my two best friends in the world. 126 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,564 She's a total "eco-geek." 127 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,667 last year, she strapped herself to the cafeteria garbage can 128 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,637 in protest of the school's overuse of styrofoam. 129 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,806 Vote for me, the new term is all about change. 130 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,474 New possibilities. 131 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,709 Remind me of that when I'm sweating 132 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,510 at basketball tryouts. 133 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,913 Harriet: This is my other best friend, Simon. 134 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,614 But everyone calls him sport. 135 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:50,916 [gym whistle blows] 136 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,584 Harriet: Can you imagine? 137 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,954 Your nickname is sport and you can't play sports. 138 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,356 [gym whistle blows] 139 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:59,825 Well, I'm planning on spending the whole term 140 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,993 converting corn husks into fuel 141 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,863 and winning the Nobel prize in chemistry. 142 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,098 And you, Harriet? 143 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,699 Harriet: I am 100 percent focused 144 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,468 on becoming the new class blogger. 145 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,635 This term it shall be mine. 146 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,604 Oh yes, it will be mine. 147 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,439 - Right. - Sure. 148 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,574 Janie: And, uh... 149 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,409 How exactly do you plan on overthrowing 150 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:20,145 Marion Hawthorne's totalitarian regime? 151 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,514 Yeah. The whole thing's about how popular you are 152 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,150 and FYI, we're not. 153 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:27,486 Well, up until now, 154 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,587 popularity's equaled dictatorship. 155 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,654 And last time I checked, 156 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:30,756 we lived in a glorious democracy 157 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,157 and my voice will be heard. 158 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,395 Oh, there he is again. 159 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:39,998 Skander Hill, teen idol and a huge nemesis. 160 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,734 Right up there with Chef, cauliflower, 161 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,438 and the entire spy team musical franchise. 162 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,507 You have the new "Spy Teen" cell phone skin? 163 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,474 Jealous! 164 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:50,776 Yeah! Amazing! 165 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,895 Did you hear? 166 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:55,013 Skander and his Spy Teen co-star are officially an item! 167 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,082 -Poppy Mallone? I'm so jealous. 168 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,518 As if you have a chance, Beth Ellen. 169 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,119 Anyways, they're so cute together. 170 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,120 They're adorable. 171 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,488 Yeah, totally. 172 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,657 [wretches] 173 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,726 What, Harriet? 174 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,528 Harriet: Marion Hawthorne. 175 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,697 The reigning class blogger and my supreme nemesis. 176 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,534 Of course she loves Skander Hill. 177 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,636 He's an idiot. 178 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:18,870 He's hot. 179 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,072 Not! A spy who sings and dances? 180 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,874 Yeah, 'cause that's plausible! 181 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,810 He's a complete fink! Totally vomit-inducing! 182 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,448 [clock ticks] 183 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,715 Ms. Elson: All right. 184 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:32,918 There is one last order of business 185 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:35,120 that I know some of you have been waiting for. 186 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,622 The class blog. 187 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:41,626 Now, the blog is your forum. 188 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,662 It's completely confidential. 189 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:47,032 Only Westview School students can read it 190 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:50,602 using their school password. 191 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:55,240 We need to assign a new class blogger this term. 192 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,642 So, let's have nominations, please. 193 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,077 I nominate Marion Hawthorne. 194 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:02,681 [clears throat] 195 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,049 I second it. 196 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,688 I nominate Harriet Welsch. 197 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,823 Sport: I second it. 198 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,959 Ms. Elson: All right. In the interest of democracy, 199 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,761 we're going to try something different this term. 200 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,830 Here's what I've decided. 201 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,898 Marion... 202 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,168 And Harriet will share the job. 203 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,870 You will both write blogs, 204 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,506 and at the end of the month we'll take a vote. 205 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,107 Now whomever the class thinks 206 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,943 has managed to get the most student participation 207 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,612 and discussion 208 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,848 will win the coveted title of official class blogger 209 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,283 for the rest of the year. 210 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,988 Harriet: Harriet, 1; Marion, 0. 211 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,628 Janie: Okay. You and Marion are in head to head competition. 212 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,896 What're you gonna write about? 213 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,230 I have some ideas. 214 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,798 I've been documenting my observations 215 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,200 on the human condition in my notebooks 216 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,935 since I could hold a pencil. 217 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,037 Right. The notebooks. 218 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,573 The notebook you never let anyone touch let alone read. 219 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,608 So, why the sudden need to share? 220 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:04,910 Well, maybe I've decided the world is ready 221 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,778 for my brilliant prose. 222 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,047 Sport: Ready or not, Marion's already posted. 223 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,549 What?! Already?! 224 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,587 "thoughts on the first day of a new term. 225 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,122 We're so lucky to have Ms. Elson as our teacher. 226 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,590 She's awesome." 227 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,824 What a kiss-up! 228 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,693 And you're surprised because...? 229 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,895 My blogs aren't gonna be about school. 230 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,797 They're going to reveal truths about human nature, 231 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,332 be thought-provoking. 232 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,017 Okay, people, 233 00:09:29,018 --> 00:09:30,701 you could be witnessing environmental history here. 234 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,941 [liquid sloshes] 235 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,712 [liquid sizzles and hisses] 236 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:44,883 um... 237 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:45,984 [worried gasp] 238 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,820 [huge explosion, objects clatter] 239 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:52,290 [alarms ring] 240 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,232 You guys better, uh... Go. 241 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,869 Harriet: Yes, Janie might save the earth... 242 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:05,904 If she doesn't blow it up first. 243 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,624 ♪ my heart is melting ♪ 244 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,175 ♪ 'cause you're hot like the summer heat ♪ 245 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,776 ♪ one night is all we got ♪ 246 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,178 ♪ and there's no time to stop ♪ 247 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,713 ♪ we think about the "should we" ♪ 248 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,914 ♪ or "should we not" ♪ 249 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,984 ♪ and I know that you got a man ♪ 250 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,353 ♪ but I'm here so put me in your plans ♪ 251 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:23,822 Hey, Coop. 252 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,991 Hey. Where's Sport? It's Tuesday. 253 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,059 Uh... He had somewhere else to go. 254 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,229 Oh. Well then, I guess it's time for your usual: 255 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,331 Strawberry banana smoothie with a slice of pineapple. 256 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,667 Thank you. 257 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,969 Marion: It's Harriet! Come, sit. 258 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,106 You should totally start hanging out with us. 259 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,108 You want me to hang out with you? 260 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,843 Marion: Of course, silly. 261 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,912 Being the class blogger has its perks, you know. 262 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,181 Harriet: [gasps] Marion: Oh! I am so sorry! 263 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,683 Just give it to me, I can clean it. 264 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,018 What do you write in here? 265 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,019 Harriet: No-no-no-no-no! 266 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,353 Golly: Ladies. 267 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,826 Marion: Nanny saves the day! 268 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,294 I can't believe she still has a nanny! 269 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,797 How old is she? Like five? 270 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,999 How did you know I was here? 271 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,834 Oh, come on, Harriet. 272 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,037 Your routine isn't that hard to crack. 273 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,905 You might want to mix it up a bit! 274 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,040 I mix. 275 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:19,744 So, am I looking at the new class blogger? 276 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,113 Sort of. 277 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,415 Good for you! 278 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,686 A literary outlet is a wonderful thing. 279 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,755 "by words the mind is winged." 280 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:31,990 Aristophanes. 281 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,191 Very good. 282 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,125 [chuckle] 283 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,699 Harriet: Do you think I'm too old to have a nanny? 284 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,834 Golly: I think you're too old 285 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,803 to care about what other people say. 286 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,304 I don't! 287 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,472 I don't care what they say about me, 288 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,174 or you, or us. 289 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,876 But maybe as I get older 290 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:52,944 we can just change the "nanny" 291 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,046 to "guardian" or "manager," 292 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:56,948 or "bodyguard"! 293 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,316 [laughs] 294 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,853 Oh, Harriet. 295 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:05,190 You know, there'll come a time in the not-too-distant future 296 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,893 when you'll realize that you don't need me anymore. 297 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,395 And that's when we'll both know 298 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,397 that it's time for me to go. 299 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,798 Well, that time isn't now. 300 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,475 It's on! The deal is done! 301 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,984 What deal? 302 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,153 The star has agreed to my terms. 303 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,421 Terms for what? 304 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,456 Vi: That's fabulous! 305 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,024 I told you it would all work out. 306 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,726 What would work out?! 307 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,427 Roger: They're coming over tonight to sign the contracts. 308 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,363 What? When? I'm not even dressed. 309 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,200 Uh, wait! Who's coming?! 310 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,470 Harriet, don't ask any more questions. 311 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,273 And you, don't spill the beans. 312 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,378 [Vi giggles happily] 313 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,517 All will be revealed soon! 314 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,218 Harriet: How is it that I've lived my entire life 315 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,554 with my parents and I still know nothing about them? 316 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,489 And you wanna know the scariest thing of all? 317 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,091 They don't know me either! 318 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,927 Well, does anyone ever truly know anyone? 319 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,829 I know you, don't I? 320 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,164 Do you? 321 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,399 Ha ha! He's here! 322 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,567 Who's here? 323 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,103 A surprise. Come on. 324 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,205 [laughs giddily] 325 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,274 Golly: Harriet! 326 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,510 Harriet: What's the big deal? 327 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,345 [whispers] well, for someone your age, 328 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,815 this is a very big deal. 329 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,817 [men chatter downstairs] 330 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,119 you know Salamander Helm, right? 331 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,256 Skander Hill?! 332 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,425 Exactly! 333 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:51,329 Your father is going to produce "Spy Teen Two The Sequel." 334 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,299 Harriet: I think I'm gonna gag. 335 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,333 Roger: It has. It has. 336 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,901 And let me tell you, guys, 337 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,468 I am looking forward to making this picture 338 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,405 a total home run! Huh?! 339 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,307 Ugh... 340 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,211 I never thought of Harriet as the shy type. 341 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,380 It must be puppy love. 342 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,215 Roger: I'll show you out. 343 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:12,951 What a hoot! [laughs] 344 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,292 How could they do this to me? 345 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,393 Why'd they have to let him in? 346 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,928 Why'd he have to show up at my door 347 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,964 with his perfectly tousled hair? 348 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:29,400 Ugh. We need to disinfect the vestibule immediately. 349 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,903 "I just experienced a home invasion - 350 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,138 Skander Hill in my front hall, 351 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,641 fashionably scruffy, aloofly bored." 352 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,209 [giggles, amused] 353 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,179 That's pretty good, Harriet. You really got him. 354 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,483 Harriet? 355 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,096 Oh! Harriet?! 356 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,230 Don't sneak up like that. 357 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,431 Dad, you can't do it. 358 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,434 Oh, okay, yes, 359 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,004 I know, they're bad for me, but I like them. 360 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,206 No, not that. 361 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,974 Then what? What can't I do? 362 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,943 "Spy Teen the sequel." 363 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,245 isn't time for you to be in bed? 364 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,247 Dad, you've got to understand that, if you do this film, 365 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,182 it'll be the single most humiliating thing 366 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,417 that could possibly happen to me 367 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,386 in my entire lifetime. 368 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,988 Really? Wow. 369 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:27,358 I would've thought you'd have been thrilled about this. 370 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,028 This the biggest teen franchise in the world. 371 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,096 It's garbage. 372 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,967 Well, it's business - my business, my dear Harriet - 373 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,136 and I need this contract, badly. 374 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,470 I know, but it's just- 375 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,039 Roger: Yeah, can you please go to bed? 376 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,307 It's late. 377 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,541 These really are bad for you. 378 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,143 Harriet, I need those! 379 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,980 Harriet: It's completely humiliating 380 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,681 that my dad has anything to do with "Spy Teen." 381 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,584 promise me on your souls that you will not tell anybody! 382 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,186 Marion: So my mom saw your mom 383 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,554 at the manicurist yesterday 384 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,189 and my mom told me that your mom told her 385 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,458 that your dad is producing the new Skander Hill movie. 386 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,226 Is that true? 387 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,430 Your dad is producing "Spy Teen The Sequel"? 388 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,165 That is so cool! 389 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,433 Is it true? 390 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,969 Marion: Or... Is it just a big fat lie? 391 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,136 Ms. Elson: Well... 392 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,439 Nice to see you girls working together. 393 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,975 I assume you're discussing the blog. 394 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,043 Harriet, when are you posting? 395 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,679 Now's your chance to show us what you've got. 396 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,649 Harriet: Harriet's blog, first entry: 397 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,701 -Your masterpiece. 398 00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:28,752 Harriet: You think you know people, but you really don't. 399 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,555 Like this artist I know. 400 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,057 While some use paint and canvas, 401 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,593 his medium of choice is the con. 402 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,595 He's managed to convince this unsuspecting model 403 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,197 that she's his muse, 404 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,598 and in turn, 405 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,501 she supports his art with a lot of cash. 406 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,103 If that isn't bad enough... 407 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,171 He's fooled other models, too. 408 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,741 Who knows how many victims he's got out there? 409 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,276 The only kind of artist who does something like this... 410 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,045 Is a scam artist. 411 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,014 My muse! 412 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,617 Just another observation about life from me, 413 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,152 Harriet M. Welsch. 414 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,454 ♪ ♪ 415 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,296 [computer chimes] 416 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,303 Harriet: Two hits, no comments. 417 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,039 Hmm... 418 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,674 Well, maybe nobody's reading today. 419 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,411 What about Marion's blog? 420 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,180 What? 25 hits for this drivel?! 421 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,349 Ugh! 422 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,792 Marion: Nice blog, Harriet. 423 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,728 Harriet: Harriet's blog, second entry: 424 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,098 There are people in this world who shouldn't have pets, 425 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,566 especially those who care more about image 426 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,968 than substance. 427 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,369 Ms. Finch: Doggy day nursery makes a point of personally 428 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,703 speaking to every applicant. 429 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,673 We only accept the best. 430 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,476 I believe I will be submitting my recommendation. 431 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,078 Tiffany: You won't regret it. Mitzy is- 432 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,446 Ms. Finch: [gasps] 433 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,380 [Mitzy yelps] 434 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,614 Wet. 435 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,750 Harriet: Take Tiffany and Preston. 436 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,785 Their darling offspring has four legs, 437 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,588 a walnut-sized brain, and a perfect pedigree, 438 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,125 but that doesn't mean it's potty trained. 439 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,861 Just another observation about life from me, 440 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:17,795 Harriet M. Welsch. 441 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,767 [computer beeps] 442 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:29,474 Harriet: Yes! 30 hits and comments! 443 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,675 [computer chimes] 444 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,345 Girl: Who are these people anyway? 445 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,114 Bo-ring! 446 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,816 Harriet's all talk and no show. 447 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,552 I know who I'll be voting for. Marion! 448 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,937 Harriet: This is brutal. 449 00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:44,321 I thought I would've gotten them with the last one. 450 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,891 I mean, Tiffany and Preston are classic! 451 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,426 You didn't read it? 452 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,627 Sport and Janie: Oh, we read it. 453 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,196 But it was kinda boring. 454 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,732 Ah, Harriet. 455 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,535 I've received some feedback 456 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,704 from some members of the class. 457 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,340 Perhaps you're a little overwhelmed. 458 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,408 Maybe Marion should take the reins for a while. 459 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,710 After all, she has so much more experience 460 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:06,777 with the blog. 461 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,845 No. Please, Ms. Elson, 462 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,614 I'm just getting the hang of it. 463 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,283 Okay, but remember, make it involving! 464 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,385 Spark conversation! All right? 465 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,520 That's what it's all about. 466 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,344 Girl: Did you hear about Aaron? 467 00:19:23,345 --> 00:19:24,394 I can't even believe he did that. 468 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,550 Rachel: To Marion. 469 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:29,734 The destined and true class blogger! 470 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,601 Beth Ellen: To Marion. 471 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,869 [glasses clink] 472 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,672 See? I give up. 473 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,474 Well, you can't, 474 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,275 because the Harriet M. Welsch that I know is not a quitter, 475 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,611 nor would I allow her to be one. 476 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,780 Look, maybe you just need to rethink. 477 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,649 I mean, maybe these people that you write about 478 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,716 are important to you, 479 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,252 but not to everyone else. 480 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,388 But you said writers write about what they know; 481 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,356 I know everything there is to know about these people. 482 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,392 And you also said, and I quote, 483 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,726 "that it's better to write for yourself 484 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,328 and have no public, 485 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,531 than write for the public and have no self." 486 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,301 so maybe the key is to write about what you know, 487 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,269 but write about things 488 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,971 that other people can relate to as well. 489 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,607 That's what Marion's doing. 490 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,609 Beat her at her own game. 491 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,544 What are the kids at school interested in? 492 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,879 Mediocrity. 493 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,217 I'm an individual in a world of followers. 494 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,419 Coop: Hey, Harriet. Golly. 495 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,254 Hey, Coop. What's up? 496 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,822 Don't ask. 497 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,524 I lost another babysitter. 498 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,892 Oh... 499 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,594 Coop: Couldn't cope with four kids. 500 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,996 It appears that I'm the only single father who can. 501 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,498 Golly: Oh, I'm so sorry. 502 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,934 But remember, I have offered to help you anytime you need. 503 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,837 Coop: Well, did you give any thought to my idea? 504 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,541 Not yet. 505 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,744 Coop: Hey! I got a new shipment in! 506 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,512 You might be interested, Harriet. 507 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,715 Hot off the presses! 508 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,516 The kids really love this Skander fellow, 509 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,652 especially the girls. 510 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,687 [chuckles] They can't get enough of him. 511 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,990 I swear, his name is what I hear all day long. 512 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,925 Skander, Skander, Skander! 513 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,694 Skander, Skander, Skander! 514 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,635 Harriet: Have you ever experienced a home invasion? 515 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,003 I have. 516 00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:14,739 Skander Hill, standing in my front hall... 517 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,008 Live and in person, 518 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,643 with his perfectly tousled hair, 519 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,578 looking fashionably scruffy 520 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,446 in his signature untucked shirt, 521 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,850 ratty old jacket and sunglasses. 522 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,319 All studied, all practiced, 523 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,788 all of the above equals fake fink. 524 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,023 Just my opinion. 525 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,930 [computer chimes] 526 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,737 [computer chimes] 527 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,426 Come on, come on, come on. 528 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,929 70 hits?! Yes! 529 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:15,966 Rachel: I can't believe you met him! 530 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:16,967 Yeah, I can't believe it! 531 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,224 I didn't exactly... 532 00:22:18,225 --> 00:22:19,480 Rachel: What'd he say? 533 00:22:19,481 --> 00:22:20,736 Please! Like I'd actually talk to the guy? 534 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,873 I would've died! What's he like? 535 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,576 He's kind of a fink. Did you not read my entry? 536 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,745 Harriet, you're hilarious! 537 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,381 Beth Ellen: Yeah, totally hilarious. 538 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,049 Ms. Elson: All right, people, sit down, please. 539 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,851 Thank you. 540 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,021 Harriet, I see your blog entry has gotten quite a reaction. 541 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,823 Love to see so much class discussion! 542 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,862 Are you claiming you know Skander Hill personally? 543 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,564 Harriet: It is a writer's prerogative 544 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:50,000 to embellish the truth when he or she sees fit, right? 545 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,036 My father is producing his movie, isn't he? 546 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,504 Of course I know Skander Hill. 547 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,909 Why did I even say that? 548 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,528 I don't know him. 549 00:23:00,529 --> 00:23:02,146 I can barely stand the sight of him without gagging. 550 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,601 ugh. I'm just gonna go back 551 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,052 to writing about the people on my route. 552 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:11,989 What? 553 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,893 Uh, Harriet, as your friends... 554 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,395 Janie: We wouldn't advise that. 555 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,796 If you want to beat Marion, 556 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,064 you should keep writing about Skander. 557 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,737 Keep talking. 558 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,972 All these girls can blab on and on about is Skander Hill 559 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,673 and how amazing and perfect he is, 560 00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:31,075 but you can expose him for the fool 561 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,411 he is guaranteed to be in real life. 562 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,679 Write about Skander Hill... 563 00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:38,115 A completely uncensored expose. 564 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,952 I could burst Marion and her disciples' Skander bubble 565 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,421 and keep the blog all to myself. 566 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,855 It's a win-win. 567 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,090 You've got to get all the dirt 568 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,591 and secrets you can. 569 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,160 Sport: Yeah! And we can help. 570 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:50,461 No. 571 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:52,029 I work alone. 572 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:58,969 Harriet: You'll be happy to know I'm gonna save 573 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,971 the blog from horrible Marion Hawthorne. 574 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,607 Oh. And how're you gonna manage that? 575 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:04,842 Harriet: I took your advice, 576 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,711 found some common ground. 577 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,213 Vi: Sorry, I'm late. 578 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,115 Those "pennies for the poor" people 579 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,150 are so selfish with their time. 580 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,554 Harriet: Uh, Mom? Can I talk to you? 581 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,858 [exhales, annoyed] 582 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,228 I'll be outside... Stretching! 583 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,030 Vi: Be right with you. 584 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,467 Yes, Harriet? 585 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,601 Can you talk Daddy into letting me 586 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,002 go to work with him tomorrow? 587 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,504 I know it's a Saturday, 588 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,806 but they're still shooting, right? 589 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,642 Why? You've never expressed any interest before. 590 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,679 Well, Daddy's always so busy. 591 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:43,047 I never get to see him. 592 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,615 And don't they say that one of the keys 593 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,650 to successful childhood development 594 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,853 is the presence of a strong paternal figurehead? 595 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,758 I mean, Janie's father takes her to movies and stuff, 596 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,828 and Sport and his dad play basketball. 597 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,029 [exhales heavily] 598 00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,731 I really think my self-esteem is suffering. 599 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,034 Vi: Oh, Honey. 600 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,269 I will talk to your father. 601 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:16,213 I think someone has a crush on Chandler Hilt. 602 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,815 Skander Hill? 603 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,283 Exactly. 604 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,621 Hmm. 605 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,191 Roger: Come to the set? 606 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,059 No. She can't come to the set. 607 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,528 Why not? 608 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,229 Well, 'cause I'm way too busy. 609 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:35,599 Plus, you know, Skander is insane about his privacy. 610 00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:37,101 I don't want to mess anything up. 611 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,836 Roger, this is the first time 612 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:41,872 that Harriet has shown any interest in your job. 613 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,141 You should bend over backwards to make it happen. 614 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,043 The bottom line is, 615 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,846 you don't spend enough time with your daughter. 616 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,283 Roger: Well, that's not true. I spend tons of time! 617 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:54,652 All I know is that father/daughter bonding time 618 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:56,954 is an important key to a child's development. 619 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:59,323 Goodness knows I'm always here for her, 620 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,892 but you're at an office all day. 621 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,193 Roger: Okay! Fine! 622 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:04,328 Fine, you win. 623 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:08,065 And, you know, maybe... Maybe you're right. 624 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,167 Maybe it'd be good to, you know, 625 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,736 let her see what dear old dad does for a living. 626 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:15,105 Vi: Exactly. So, it's settled. 627 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,874 The three of you will go tomorrow morning! 628 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:19,176 Harriet: Three?! Roger: Three? 629 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,278 Vi: Obviously, Golly will go along. 630 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,647 Roger: Oh, obviously. Yes, obviously. 631 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,886 Golly: Really good, yeah. 632 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:31,088 Well, I should know more tomorrow, Coop. 633 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:34,792 [laughs] no I won't keep you in suspense. 634 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:38,062 No, don't worry. It's gonna be just fine. 635 00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,203 [tires squeal lightly] 636 00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:55,879 [crew members chatter, car rumbles] 637 00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:13,964 Okay, Harriet, 638 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,899 now, I'm sure you're gonna wanna see the set. 639 00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:16,867 I will take you there. 640 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:17,901 Okay. 641 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:18,886 But you gotta promise me 642 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:19,870 you're gonna stay in the background. 643 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:20,738 Yeah, of course. 644 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,739 Roger: Okay? 645 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:22,973 Tim: Mr. Welsch! Hey, hi! 646 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,041 So glad you're here! 647 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:24,975 There's a big problem in props. 648 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,210 They need you right away. 649 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,811 Well, can't someone else deal with it? 650 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,079 Man over headset: We need someone down here, stat! 651 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,280 The master [unclear] just malfunctioned. 652 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:31,782 Tell Roger to get over here now! 653 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,317 Okay, I'll be there. Okay. Sorry, guys. 654 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,886 Duty calls. Uh... Tim? 655 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:36,954 Yeah. 656 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:38,322 This is my daughter, Harriet. 657 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,689 Tim: Well, hello! Harriet: Hi. Nice to meet you. 658 00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,125 And this is her nanny, Golly. 659 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,577 Tim: Hi Golly: Hey. 660 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,028 Roger: Now, I need you to take them to set, 661 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,664 but you know how Skander hates visitors, correct? 662 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,331 Mm-hm. 663 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,298 Yes? We know this? 664 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,166 All right, so please stay low. 665 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,167 You got it, boss! 666 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:52,269 Wanna go? 667 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:53,337 Golly: Yeah. 668 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,206 Tim: So, the boss' daughter, huh? 669 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,275 You must be pretty proud of your dad! 670 00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,844 You know I have such mad respect for him, 671 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,446 and you can tell him I said that. 672 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:04,415 Hey, um... 673 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,217 Golly: Oh, okay. 674 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,284 Tim: Yeah, we make movies in here. 675 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:08,385 Golly: Cool. 676 00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:11,989 Golly: Harriet? 677 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,290 You coming? 678 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,031 [bell rings, crew chatters] 679 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:22,800 Tim: So, you saw the first movie, right? 680 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,435 Harriet: No I haven't, actually. 681 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:27,037 Tim: No? Wow. Okay. 682 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,473 Well, this sequel's gonna blow it out of the water! 683 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,008 Oh yeah. 684 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,443 At the end of the original "Spy Teen," Jake Jones, 685 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:34,011 as played by the brilliant Skander Hill, 686 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:35,746 successfully exposes his high school's principal 687 00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:36,880 as a double agent 688 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,082 and found true love with Lisa Lidell 689 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,983 a.k.a. Poppy Mallone. 690 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:42,386 In the sequel, the entire cast goes on a senior trip to Europe! 691 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,854 But the minute Skander thinks he's free 692 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,556 to enjoy time with his friends, 693 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,257 the ISB - the International Spy Bureau - call; 694 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:48,992 they need his help again! 695 00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:50,160 So now he's gotta choose 696 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,462 between having fun with his posse 697 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,230 or his sworn duty to protect our country! 698 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,365 All while keeping his spy identity a secret! 699 00:28:56,969 --> 00:28:58,736 Crew member: Michelle! Can I get a hand over here, please? 700 00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,170 How incredibly uncredible. 701 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,441 Crew member: Five, six, seven, eight! 702 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:07,311 ♪ It's funny how you can look at life ♪ 703 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,980 ♪ As memories caught in time ♪ 704 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,817 ♪ Frozen like a statue... ♪ 705 00:29:13,819 --> 00:29:15,102 Poppy: Agh! 706 00:29:15,103 --> 00:29:16,386 Director: Cut! Crew member: Stop music! 707 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:17,755 Here we go again. 708 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:18,889 Skander, I had my words right! 709 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,057 Yeah, but it doesn't really help 710 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,425 when your dance is way off! 711 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,227 Poppy: [scoffs] it was not! 712 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:24,194 Skander: And when, miracle of miracles, 713 00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,796 you do get the steps right... 714 00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:27,397 Tim: Oh, um, you really shouldn't be doing that. 715 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,399 Everything you see or hear is totally confidential, 716 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:32,236 so maybe let's put it away, okay? 717 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,104 Skander: It's clearly one or the other with you, isn't it? 718 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,205 You might wanna cross "multi-talented" 719 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:37,591 off the resume. 720 00:29:37,592 --> 00:29:39,976 Well, maybe if someone wasn't drowning me in spit, 721 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,545 I'd be able to focus! 722 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,881 Director: Kids! Kids! It's just a rehearsal. 723 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,182 That's what they're for, right? 724 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,383 Work out the little kinks. 725 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,819 Now remember, this is a happy moment. 726 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,053 Right? It's your first time in Paris 727 00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:52,055 and you wanna see it all: 728 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:54,056 The art, the culture, the museums, right? 729 00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:55,859 Let's take it from the chorus. 730 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:56,527 Skander: [angered grunt] 731 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:00,430 Director: Playback! 732 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,032 [music begins] 733 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:07,538 ♪ It's funny how you can look at life ♪ 734 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,107 ♪ As memories caught in time, in time, in time... ♪ 735 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:17,147 ♪ Frozen like a statue in the museum of your mind ♪ 736 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,518 ♪ I've collected all the artifacts... ♪ 737 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,153 [material rips, Poppy grunts] 738 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,422 Will somebody fix this?! 739 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:26,457 Stop! You're ripping it! 740 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:27,491 Skander: I'm not ripping it, you are! 741 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,126 Steven: I'm here for you, children! 742 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,394 Steven will make it better! 743 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:32,179 Skander: Here we go again! 744 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:33,963 Poppy: You know, I am so glad I broke up with you. 745 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:36,300 Uh, really, don't do that! 746 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:38,468 Okay, I know you're Mr. Welsch's kid, but... 747 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,938 Harriet. 748 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,073 Golly! 749 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,207 Poppy: I'm not even touching your arm, Skander! 750 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,417 Thank you. 751 00:30:44,418 --> 00:30:45,626 Skander: This is so ridiculous! 752 00:30:45,627 --> 00:30:46,835 Poppy: Yeah, hide it like you're singing. 753 00:30:46,836 --> 00:30:48,044 Skander: Will you please get her off of me! 754 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:49,446 Steven: Just don't rip the fabric. 755 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:50,914 These are designer labels. 756 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,182 It's right- 757 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,884 Skander, keep your hands to yourself! 758 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,953 It's not intentional, believe me! 759 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,254 [fake chuckle] 760 00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:58,589 crew member: All right, clear the set! 761 00:30:58,591 --> 00:30:59,289 We should probably leave. 762 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:06,997 Tim: Oh! Golly: Oh, Tim! 763 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:08,866 [props clatter and crash] 764 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:13,937 Director: Stop it! 765 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,006 Skander: Who are these people? 766 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,908 Will you get them outta here?! 767 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:19,276 Have I no privacy on set?! 768 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:20,544 This is ridiculous! 769 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,511 Have you fixed this yet? 770 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,313 Director: Let's go, guys! 771 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:25,114 Have we got no privacy on set? Come on, move it! Let's go! 772 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,583 Everyone out! If you don't need to be here, let's go! 773 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,019 And what happened? These are statues, 774 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,387 they're not supposed to move, people. 775 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,256 Who's fired?! 776 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:33,924 Harriet: During my one-on-one time 777 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,325 with Skander on set today, 778 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:37,995 I witnessed something beyond belief. 779 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,930 And while it pains me to know 780 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,598 that certain fanatic Skandroids will be crushed 781 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,567 by the words I'm about to write, 782 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:47,471 I feel it is my journalistic duty to tell the truth. 783 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:49,439 And the truth is that the fairy-tale love story 784 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,909 of Spy Teen's co-stars does not end 785 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,410 in happily ever after. 786 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:57,080 In fact, it ends in insults and all-out hatred. 787 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,149 Will you please get her off of me?! 788 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,450 Golly: [clear throat] 789 00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,920 Oh, Golly! I didn't see you there! 790 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,491 "If you do not tell the truth about yourself," Harriet, 791 00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:10,027 "you can't tell it about others." 792 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:12,129 Virginia Woolf. 793 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,064 Well, wait. 794 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,165 What is that supposed to mean? 795 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,606 [car horn honks] 796 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,541 Janie: The entry was brilliant. 797 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,176 That's all there is to it. 798 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,411 You have single-handedly 799 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:30,080 taken down a Hollywood power couple. 800 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,648 Sport: Prepare for the moaning and sobbing. 801 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,152 Are they really breaking up? 802 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:37,120 Yeah! Crushing, isn't it? 803 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,355 Rachel: Does that mean I still have a chance? 804 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:39,506 Beth Ellen: Yeah, does it? 805 00:32:39,507 --> 00:32:40,656 Harriet: What? Rachel: Skander is single? 806 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,110 This is amazing! 807 00:32:43,111 --> 00:32:45,562 Harriet: No, no it's not! It's heart-breaking, right? 808 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,497 Rachel: I can't believe you were on set. 809 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:50,133 What did he look like? What was he wearing? 810 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,002 Rachel: Shhh, Beth Ellen. I'm talking here! 811 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:53,170 What did he look like? What was he wearing? 812 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:56,740 I think we created a monster. 813 00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:00,243 Harriet, you are just the coolest! 814 00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:01,645 I am? 815 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,447 So, did they really yell at each other like that? 816 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:04,614 Tell us everything! 817 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:06,616 Beth Ellen: Everything! 818 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:10,053 J-just excuse me for a second. 819 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:12,589 Coop: And I don't wanna put any pressure on you, but... 820 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,125 Think about it. 821 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,994 Golly: I know your family has to come first. 822 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:18,628 Harriet: His family comes first? 823 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,297 What about mine? 824 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,699 Like I said, consider it. 825 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,768 I will. [laughs] 826 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,236 Harriet: Whoa! 827 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,307 [Golly sighs] 828 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,377 Harriet: Must... follow. 829 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:34,544 Marion: So... 830 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,613 When are you going back to set? 831 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,281 You know more than the tabloids do! 832 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:40,083 Rachel: I can't wait for your next blog. 833 00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:42,652 Marion: Can you post some pictures? 834 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:44,621 Yeah, I'll keep you guys posted. 835 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,123 My dad's the producer. 836 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:49,126 I can go visit Skander on set anytime I want. 837 00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:50,660 The set is closed. 838 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,496 It is locked down. 839 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,198 Something happened yesterday - who knows what it was, 840 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,168 but that little twit Skander went ballistic. 841 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,537 Then I had his agent in my office all day 842 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,373 unhinged completely. 843 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,674 Couple of real finks, let me tell ya. 844 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,309 And now, it is closed. 845 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:08,178 There are no reporters allowed, 846 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,614 there's no visitors allowed. 847 00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:12,716 So, I'm sorry, this whole... [exhales heavily] 848 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:15,052 father/daughter bonding thing is gonna have to go on hold. 849 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:24,161 Harriet: What's gonna happen to the blog? Marion's gonna win! 850 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,529 Janie: There's gotta be something. 851 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:26,730 Sport: We can help. 852 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,732 Harriet: No, I told you, I work alone. 853 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,500 Sport: Clearly that didn't work too well. 854 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,472 I've got an idea! I'll call you back. 855 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:39,776 ♪ ♪ 856 00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:05,368 Bingo! 857 00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:39,369 What is she up to? 858 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,515 [cell phone rings] 859 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:55,318 Sport, I'm right here! Just wanted to make sure things are 860 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,421 working, watches are synchronized. 861 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,463 Harriet: Bingo. Right on time. 862 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,700 Let's go. 863 00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:13,537 ♪ ♪ 864 00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:33,456 Harriet: Go. 865 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:44,401 What now? Get in the elevator when he does. Okay, what about- 866 00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:47,637 Harriet? Harriet?! Let's go. 867 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:57,981 Could you phone "Mr. Brown's" room, please? 868 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,549 I have an appointment. 869 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,791 Thank you. 870 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:23,240 Don't let 'em see you. Whoa! [cake splats] 871 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,477 Uugh... 872 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,887 [video game music plays and beeps] 873 00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:43,360 Ugh! Who designed this thing? I hate it! I'm not winning. 874 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:44,261 You're doing great, kiddo. 875 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,030 [knock at door] 876 00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:55,005 -Steven, right? -Stefan. 877 00:37:55,007 --> 00:37:56,673 -In. 878 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,041 -I really need to get back to the gym. 879 00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:00,644 I barely made it down the hall with this crazy rack. 880 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,685 Stefan: Is that the new "spy teen" video game? I love it! 881 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,954 Skander: Yeah, it's insane. Steven: Oh, perfect. Get her! 882 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:15,925 Get her! Okay, showtime. The clothes for the big finale scene 883 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:19,396 are to die for! So you can thank me now because I know you're 884 00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:21,765 gonna love them! Take a look at these puppies. 885 00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,838 Don't you love them? 886 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,741 You are gonna be able to sing and dance your heart out in any 887 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:36,012 one of these. Now, I know it's gonna be hard to choose, but... 888 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:37,380 This one's fine. 889 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:40,350 Stefan: Oh, good choice. Good choice. 890 00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:41,785 I always knew you had an eye. 891 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:46,523 But I didn't know he had a tattoo! Sol: Shhhh. 892 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,096 It's a birthmark. 893 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,864 Stefan: Oh, and it's in the shape of a heart! 894 00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:58,668 That's adorable. I've never seen it on screen before! 895 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,337 Skander: That's because they always cover it with makeup. 896 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:01,805 Steven: I can't imagine why. 897 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:07,844 I think this is the one. What do you think, Sol? 898 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,046 Sol: You got it, baby. And boy was that was tough. 899 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,514 Stefan: No need to thank me. 900 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,683 I'm just doing my job, making the world a more 901 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,853 beautiful place one mind-blowing ensemble at a time. 902 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,521 [laughs out loud] 903 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,024 Skander: What was that? Sol: What? 904 00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:22,659 - What was that? -What was what? 905 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,427 -There was a sound from over here. 906 00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:25,628 -What sound? No, no, hey, take it easy, buddy. 907 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,831 -Let's hit the gym, huh? 908 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,766 -What? Why? Why? You think I'm puttin' on weight? 909 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,067 -Do you think I need to work out? 910 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,570 -No. You're a regular Adonis, kiddo. 911 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:34,804 Who? 912 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,758 What movie was he in? 913 00:39:37,759 --> 00:39:39,476 Sol: Never mind. You just need to work off some nerves. 914 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:41,111 We'll hit the gym: Backs, bis, tris, the whole deal. 915 00:39:41,113 --> 00:39:42,779 You - walk with us. Skander: Yeah? 916 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:45,014 Sol: Yeah. We'll hit the steam. 917 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,816 Right? Have a fruit plate and some yogurt. 918 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,868 [Harriet laughs] We're making the world a more beautiful place 919 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:07,470 one no-name t-shirt at a time. [laughs] 920 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:11,541 Skander: [groans] I gotta get my shades and cap. 921 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:12,976 Sol: We'll get them afterwards, okay? 922 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:21,017 I'm sorry. I need them, okay? I don't go anywhere without them. 923 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:22,051 Sol: It's all good, babe. 924 00:40:22,053 --> 00:40:24,087 Okay, so... What were you saying? 925 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,855 Why did they say I was a lightweight? 926 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,957 They did not say lightweight... Exactly. 927 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,125 Skander: But I totally nailed the audition! 928 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,660 Sol: I know. But it's the director, 929 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:32,929 he just wants to go a different direction. 930 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,414 Skander: You know what it is, Sol? 931 00:40:34,415 --> 00:40:35,898 It's those stupid spy movies. What director's ever 932 00:40:35,901 --> 00:40:38,668 gonna take me seriously? You can play me on a video game! 933 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,470 You never should've signed me up for the sequel. 934 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:42,138 I am gonna be spy boy until my career's 935 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,440 completely down the toilet. 936 00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:51,548 [laboured breaths] 937 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:02,192 Mission accomplished. I was hanging out with Skander today 938 00:41:02,194 --> 00:41:06,830 at his hotel room. Turns out Mr. Perfect is not so perfect. 939 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:09,866 Take a look at this disgusting birthmark right on his... 940 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:12,101 Now don't get carried away like those finks 941 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,037 who write for the tabloids. 942 00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:18,508 Where were you last night? I heard you come in. 943 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:20,076 What were you doing up so late? 944 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:27,250 Harriet, I do have a life outside these walls, you know. 945 00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:31,654 Harriet: No, I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 946 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,826 [computer chimes] 947 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,801 Rachel: It's so cute! It totally looks like a heart! 948 00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:46,803 Beth Ellen: It totally does! 949 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,137 I didn't think it was possible for me to love 950 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:50,073 him even more, but I so do! 951 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:55,245 I am both amazed and appalled at human nature. 952 00:41:55,247 --> 00:41:56,679 These people are sub-human. 953 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,950 Rachel: Harriet! Your blog entry was great today. 954 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:04,020 -Love the pictures. -Uh... Thanks. 955 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,757 [clears throat] wasn't Marion's good too? 956 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:09,859 I haven't read hers yet. 957 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:13,663 But thanks, Rachel. I just got the new karaoke DVD of the 958 00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:16,966 original "Spy Teen" movie and I'm having a small party of 959 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:19,135 super-close friends over to play it tonight. 960 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:20,537 You want to come? 961 00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:21,571 Me? 962 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,007 Uh... Sure. 963 00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:25,808 Yeah. 964 00:42:27,612 --> 00:42:29,279 Well, if you're such good friends with Skander, 965 00:42:29,281 --> 00:42:31,548 why don't you bring him to the party? 966 00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:32,882 I'd die. 967 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,817 Uh sure. Of course, I'll ask him. 968 00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:40,323 Love your blog. 969 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,061 Harriet: What? 970 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,296 You're going? 971 00:42:46,298 --> 00:42:47,864 I have to infiltrate 972 00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:50,166 enemy territory; that's the only reason I said yes. 973 00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,801 Sure. 974 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:53,870 And I'm gonna need your help. 975 00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:03,780 ♪ I spy with my little eye ♪ 976 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:07,016 ♪ a lie, a lie, a lie ♪ 977 00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:10,019 ♪ I spy... ♪ 978 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:11,788 Harriet: So this is what it's like to be on Marion 979 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:13,790 and Rachel's a-list. 980 00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:17,894 It's surreal... And really, really pink. 981 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:21,197 ♪ oh... Lie ♪ 982 00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,900 Harriet! It's your turn! Sing! 983 00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:25,702 Harriet: Uh, no, no. That's okay. 984 00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:27,670 Rachel: Come on, it's so easy. Just follow the bouncing ball. 985 00:43:27,672 --> 00:43:29,105 I'll just leave the singing to Skander. 986 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:30,707 Do you really think he's coming? 987 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:34,243 He didn't say no. [gasps] oh wait, maybe this is him. 988 00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:36,779 Hello? Oh hey, Skander. 989 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:40,183 You're outside? Yeah, sure I'll come down! 990 00:43:40,185 --> 00:43:43,052 Beth Ellen and Rachel: [excited squeals] 991 00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:46,122 Rachel: Oh my gosh, oh my god! 992 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:49,325 Wait! He's a little shy, so just play it cool, okay? 993 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,108 Rachel: Oh my gosh... He's totally in there! 994 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:06,643 Can you see him? 995 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:10,313 There he is! Oh my gosh, I'm gonna faint! Let me see. 996 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:17,987 Are they still looking? Yup. Don't let them see you! I think 997 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,956 it's working. Now I'm going to reach in and give you a hug. 998 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,291 Then I want you to stick your arm out and wave at the window. 999 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:25,962 Got it? This is so ridiculous. Just shut up and hug me! 1000 00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,232 Now wave. 1001 00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:33,970 [exhales] she's so lucky! 1002 00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:50,219 Sorry, Skander's too tired from rehearsal to come in. 1003 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:53,189 -Convenient. -I'm sorry? 1004 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,892 Why would Skander Hill take a cab 1005 00:44:55,894 --> 00:45:01,164 when he has a driver? He likes to travel... Incognito. 1006 00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:05,702 If you know Skander Hill, I dare you to bring something to school 1007 00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:07,870 that belongs to him. Well, this... 1008 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:12,108 Is his water bottle. His lips have touched it. 1009 00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:14,944 [girls squeal] I swear. 1010 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:16,379 That could belong to anyone. 1011 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,047 Don't be such a Debbie downer. 1012 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,382 Come on, Harriet, it's your turn to sing. 1013 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,783 No, I can't sing. 1014 00:45:20,785 --> 00:45:22,285 -Of course you can. -No, really, I can't. 1015 00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:29,125 ♪ gotta be strong ♪ 1016 00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:33,029 ♪ I spy with my little eye ♪ 1017 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:36,733 ♪ a lie, a lie, a lie ♪ 1018 00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:46,476 ♪ I try to be the good guy ♪ ♪ yeah, I try, I try, I try ♪ 1019 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,615 Janie: But it's Saturday. 1020 00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:53,982 We always go to the park on Saturday. 1021 00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:54,851 Harriet: I'm sorry. 1022 00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:55,818 I have to bail. 1023 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,476 Janie: Why? 1024 00:45:57,477 --> 00:45:59,133 Harriet: I have a reconnaissance mission. 1025 00:45:59,134 --> 00:46:00,790 Marion Hawthorne still refuses to believe I know Skander. 1026 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,391 You don't. 1027 00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:05,228 I know, but I have a fake reputation to uphold. 1028 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:07,230 And I hate it, but giving up my personal life is just one 1029 00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:08,498 of the sacrifices I have to make. 1030 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,166 Oh, sacrifice, huh? 1031 00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:12,068 A party with the "cool crowd" is a sacrifice? 1032 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:13,402 Oh, it was beyond torture. 1033 00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:25,381 I'll see you guys later. 1034 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,792 [sneaking music plays] 1035 00:46:58,349 --> 00:47:01,117 Harriet: Reasons Golly is up to something: 1036 00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:05,054 Mysterious appointments, late night excursions, 1037 00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:09,559 and Coop... All the talking with Coop about his proposal. 1038 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:15,992 Housekeeping! 1039 00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:36,763 Hey! 1040 00:48:36,764 --> 00:48:38,014 Don't be stingy with those little chocolates 1041 00:48:38,016 --> 00:48:39,515 on the pillow this time! 1042 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,384 Oh, and speaking of pillows, I've asked for an extra one 1043 00:48:41,386 --> 00:48:43,152 about a million times now. 1044 00:48:43,154 --> 00:48:44,954 Any sign of that, yet? 1045 00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:47,523 Ja! 1046 00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:49,258 Pillow is gut, ja! 1047 00:48:50,228 --> 00:48:51,093 Danke schein! 1048 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:52,662 Bonne nuit! 1049 00:48:52,664 --> 00:48:54,397 Gung hay fat choy! 1050 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:57,533 Hey! 1051 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:58,968 Wait. 1052 00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:05,074 [school bell rings] 1053 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,342 Rachel: You have his autograph? ! 1054 00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:08,144 Marion: How do you know it's his autograph? 1055 00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:10,179 Hello? It matches the one on my poster. 1056 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:11,580 Marion: Then it's easy to forge. 1057 00:49:11,582 --> 00:49:13,482 Rachel: Oh, come on! 1058 00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:16,986 Marion: It's a fake, Harriet, just like you. 1059 00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,187 Rachel: Don't listen to her, Harriet. 1060 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:19,439 We believe you. 1061 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,690 Beth Ellen: We absolutely live for your blog. 1062 00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:34,337 The only thing worse than being Marion Hawthorne, 1063 00:49:34,339 --> 00:49:35,972 is wanting to be Marion Hawthorne. 1064 00:50:03,067 --> 00:50:08,371 Skander: Ugh! 1065 00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,006 Headquarters, this is Jake Jones. .. 1066 00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:19,482 Director: Cut! Cut! 1067 00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:20,249 What is happening? 1068 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:21,550 Ah ha! 1069 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:23,252 Hi. 1070 00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:28,224 Five, six, seven, eight. 1071 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,463 Six, seven, eight. 1072 00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,299 Five... 1073 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,134 [counting under his breath] 1074 00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:41,437 Oh no! 1075 00:50:51,282 --> 00:50:53,049 Skander: Okay, listen to me. I'm being followed. 1076 00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:54,583 Sol: Of course you are. You're hot. 1077 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:55,751 Sol, this is serious, man. 1078 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:57,186 It's like I'm being spied on. 1079 00:50:58,322 --> 00:51:00,056 You know, Skander, I'm proud of you, kid. 1080 00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:01,824 Happy and proud that you're finally getting into this part 1081 00:51:01,826 --> 00:51:03,292 and taking it seriously. 1082 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:04,527 I knew you'd come around. 1083 00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:07,663 That is the magic of method acting. 1084 00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:09,598 [sol's phone rings] 1085 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,169 Hold that thought, I'm right with you. 1086 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:13,736 Yeah. Wow me. 1087 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:17,106 What do you mean you're his assistant? 1088 00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:20,242 I don't have time to talk to assistants! 1089 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:23,579 You get him on the line, you get him on the line now. 1090 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,814 Assistants... 1091 00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:05,821 Okay... 1092 00:52:06,591 --> 00:52:08,124 Okay, what do I do? 1093 00:52:08,893 --> 00:52:10,893 Harriet: I mean, the guy has no life. 1094 00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:12,845 All he does is work. 1095 00:52:12,846 --> 00:52:14,796 If I wasn't having so much fun, I'd actually feel sorry for him. 1096 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:16,866 And the entry hits are off the chart. 1097 00:52:16,868 --> 00:52:18,734 I think people have forgotten Marion's writing at all! 1098 00:52:18,736 --> 00:52:19,869 Everyone's reading mine. 1099 00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:23,372 What's wrong? 1100 00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:28,144 Sport and I have discussed this. 1101 00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:29,345 Discussed what? 1102 00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:30,546 You. 1103 00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:32,748 We're starting to question your loyalties. 1104 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:33,716 You've changed. 1105 00:52:33,718 --> 00:52:35,217 Excuse me? 1106 00:52:35,219 --> 00:52:37,253 You fraternize with the enemy and you enjoy it. 1107 00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:38,320 Don't deny it. 1108 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:39,955 It's gross. 1109 00:52:39,956 --> 00:52:41,589 All you do is hang out with Marion and her clones and 1110 00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:43,559 slobber on and on about Skander. 1111 00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:44,927 It's like you're obsessed with him! 1112 00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:46,929 You're just as bad as all the other Skandroids. 1113 00:52:46,931 --> 00:52:49,865 Our friendship's completely and totally compromised! 1114 00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:52,501 You're just jealous because my blog's popular. 1115 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:53,769 I'm popular! 1116 00:52:53,771 --> 00:52:55,704 Ha! Jealous? Of you? You're a traitor! 1117 00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:01,911 Skander: Okay, do it. Go! 1118 00:53:01,913 --> 00:53:03,612 Harriet: At least I'm achieving my goals, writing for the blog 1119 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:05,648 and bringing down an undeserving teen idol. 1120 00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:06,532 What are you doing? 1121 00:53:06,533 --> 00:53:07,415 Pointless experiments? 1122 00:53:08,186 --> 00:53:09,502 And how 'bout you? 1123 00:53:09,503 --> 00:53:10,819 Reading about a sport you stink at? 1124 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,888 You're both such fakes and finks! Get out! 1125 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:14,423 Gladly! 1126 00:53:18,462 --> 00:53:20,396 [glass shatters, huge explosion] 1127 00:53:20,398 --> 00:53:23,299 Oh! Oh! Oh no! Oh no! 1128 00:53:23,301 --> 00:53:25,467 [panicky grunts] 1129 00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:30,806 Skander: I don't care what you think! 1130 00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:31,807 I'm being followed. 1131 00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,009 Roger: Okay. 1132 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:34,210 And yesterday someone tried to blow me up! 1133 00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:35,644 -What? -Yeah! 1134 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:38,581 So someone needs to start caring about this - fast! 1135 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,649 And someone needs to start caring about me! 1136 00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:43,686 Roger: Oh, Skander, of course we care. 1137 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:45,354 The entire crew cares. 1138 00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:47,023 Everybody cares, baby. 1139 00:53:47,024 --> 00:53:48,691 And you know, we also care about getting this film done. 1140 00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,292 So what do you say? 1141 00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:52,494 Tough spy time? 1142 00:53:52,496 --> 00:53:54,997 Okay, Skander, this is your big song. 1143 00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:56,465 All right? 1144 00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:57,900 I want you to bring it home. 1145 00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,568 Now, Lisa's just dumped you 'cause she feels 1146 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,070 she can't trust you. 1147 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,571 But you can't tell her the truth about your secret agent status, 1148 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,573 so you're frustrated, really frustrated. 1149 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:05,374 You with me? 1150 00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:06,308 Yeah. 1151 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:06,976 More than you know. 1152 00:54:06,978 --> 00:54:08,361 Amazing! 1153 00:54:08,362 --> 00:54:09,745 I really want to feel that frustration, okay? 1154 00:54:10,848 --> 00:54:14,416 You're angry, you're tense. 1155 00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:17,553 Frustration should just be oozing out of every pore. 1156 00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:23,759 And... Action! 1157 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:27,329 ♪ ♪ 1158 00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:29,632 [air horn blasts] Cut! 1159 00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:30,799 That's lunch, people! 1160 00:54:30,801 --> 00:54:32,668 Sorry, Skander! 1161 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:34,036 What? 1162 00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:40,876 Sol: You were awesome out there, kiddo! 1163 00:54:40,878 --> 00:54:41,810 Awesome! 1164 00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:42,945 Roger: Lookin' good, Skander. 1165 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:44,280 I'm serious about this. 1166 00:54:44,282 --> 00:54:46,282 Oh, and it shows, my friend. 1167 00:54:46,284 --> 00:54:47,716 You have really been delivering. 1168 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:49,918 No! I'm serious about being followed, okay? 1169 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:51,420 You have to do something. 1170 00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:52,855 Put the police on it if you have to! 1171 00:54:52,857 --> 00:54:55,291 Okay, let's just take a step back here. 1172 00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:57,860 Let's... Let's breathe deeply. 1173 00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:00,329 You're not listening to me! 1174 00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:02,331 Will somebody listen to me? 1175 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:05,668 Poppy: Geez, Skander, this whole prima donna act is kinda 1176 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:07,803 getting old, don't you think? 1177 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,973 And speaking of thinking, you might wanna think about 1178 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:12,875 laying off the carbs. 1179 00:55:15,379 --> 00:55:17,446 Well, Poppy, maybe you should think about laying 1180 00:55:17,448 --> 00:55:18,647 off the bad acting. 1181 00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:25,087 Oh my gosh, pops. 1182 00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:26,021 I'm so sorry. 1183 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:27,389 I didn't mean to. 1184 00:55:27,391 --> 00:55:28,557 Tim: No, it was me. 1185 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:29,792 It was him. 1186 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:30,526 What were you thinking? 1187 00:55:34,732 --> 00:55:36,899 Okay, that's the way you wanna play? 1188 00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:38,634 Then let's play. 1189 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:40,969 Skander and crew: Ohhh! 1190 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:56,652 [food splatters, cast and crew laugh and scream] 1191 00:56:04,829 --> 00:56:06,662 Tim: Security! We're under attack! 1192 00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:09,365 Roger: Who pays the bills? 1193 00:56:09,367 --> 00:56:10,599 Me! 1194 00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:11,467 That's enough! 1195 00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:12,901 Enough! 1196 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,871 Enough! 1197 00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:21,643 Vi: So that's all he did? 1198 00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:22,978 Start a food fight? 1199 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:23,846 No, no, no. 1200 00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:26,081 The guy is unhinged. 1201 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:28,884 I mean, now he's going on about someone trying to blow him up. 1202 00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:34,690 Anyway, Sol says he's method acting, 1203 00:56:34,692 --> 00:56:36,692 but no-no-no-no-no-no, let me tell you, 1204 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:40,028 this guy has completely lost it. 1205 00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:43,432 And now. 1206 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:45,968 .. Now he says he's not gonna go out anymore. 1207 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,970 No, no. No more public appearances. 1208 00:56:47,972 --> 00:56:50,639 He's only gonna go to the closed set. 1209 00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:52,408 Oh man. 1210 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,176 Thank goodness we don't have anymore locations to shoot. 1211 00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:55,711 So he's not going anywhere? 1212 00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:56,879 He's only shooting in the studio? 1213 00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:58,147 Yeah. 1214 00:56:58,149 --> 00:56:59,481 How am I supposed to... 1215 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,520 Vi: To what, sweetie? 1216 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:05,954 Where's Golly going? 1217 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,623 She must have plans. 1218 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:10,993 She can't be your nanny 24/7, Harriet. 1219 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:13,762 You've barely touched your dinner! 1220 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:17,833 [giggles] I remember when I had my first crush, 1221 00:57:17,835 --> 00:57:19,835 I couldn't eat either. 1222 00:57:19,837 --> 00:57:23,071 I'm afraid our darling daughter has it bad for Skylar Hole. 1223 00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:25,474 Skander Hill? 1224 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,875 Exactly. 1225 00:57:51,202 --> 00:57:54,102 Harriet: I've spent so much time following strangers, 1226 00:57:54,104 --> 00:57:56,572 writing about their lives. 1227 00:57:56,574 --> 00:58:01,043 What if all this time I've been watching the wrong people? 1228 00:58:01,045 --> 00:58:02,845 Oh, hey, Coop! How ya doing? 1229 00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:04,246 Harriet: Maybe I should've been learning more about the people 1230 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:05,814 I think I know the most. 1231 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:08,183 Golly: Hey! How are ya? 1232 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:12,855 Good to see you. How're you doing? Good? Yeah? Okay. 1233 00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:15,257 Harriet? 1234 00:58:17,561 --> 00:58:19,495 Harriet! Uh... I'll be right back. 1235 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,602 Golly: Harriet! 1236 00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:28,036 Harriet, stop! 1237 00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:29,271 What were you doing there? 1238 00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:31,573 It's none of your business. 1239 00:58:31,575 --> 00:58:33,509 I can't even imagine why you were spying on me 1240 00:58:33,511 --> 00:58:34,710 in the first place! 1241 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,378 Me of all people! 1242 00:58:36,379 --> 00:58:38,045 Well, I'm starting to realize the people I love the most are 1243 00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:39,848 the ones with all the secrets. 1244 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,783 Don't be so melodramatic. 1245 00:58:41,785 --> 00:58:43,085 Harriet: So what were you doing there? 1246 00:58:43,087 --> 00:58:44,219 Are you gonna be Coop's new nanny? 1247 00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:45,521 Of course not! 1248 00:58:45,523 --> 00:58:46,588 That's ridiculous! 1249 00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:47,756 Harriet: Then answer the question. 1250 00:58:47,758 --> 00:58:49,191 What were you doing with Coop? 1251 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,759 I've seen you two together everywhere. 1252 00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:52,194 What? 1253 00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:53,929 Harriet: I've seen you hugging at Book Scoop, 1254 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:57,299 talking on the telephone, and now you're at his house? 1255 00:58:57,301 --> 00:58:58,634 What's going on? 1256 00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,571 Is Coop your boyfriend? 1257 00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:05,841 No, Harriet, now this is going too far. 1258 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,109 Well, then what? 1259 00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:08,310 Why won't you just tell me? 1260 00:59:08,312 --> 00:59:09,645 It's me! 1261 00:59:09,647 --> 00:59:12,247 We tell each other everything! 1262 00:59:12,249 --> 00:59:15,751 [sighs] I didn't want to tell you this way. 1263 00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:21,290 You've clearly given me no choice. 1264 00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:25,327 Harriet, I... I'm leaving. 1265 00:59:28,832 --> 00:59:30,165 What? 1266 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,834 I'm leaving. 1267 00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:35,804 How can you even think about leaving? 1268 00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:37,606 And for Coop? 1269 00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:39,808 No, I'm not leaving for Coop, sweetheart. 1270 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:43,779 I... I'm buying book Scoop. 1271 00:59:43,781 --> 00:59:45,147 You're what? 1272 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,283 You can't do this! 1273 00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:49,318 You can't leave! 1274 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,719 I won't let you! 1275 00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:51,320 Harriet, don't. 1276 00:59:51,322 --> 00:59:52,354 Golly's leaving. 1277 00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:53,088 Harriet, please. 1278 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,323 You're leaving? 1279 00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:58,660 Vi... [stammers] I didn't want you to find out this way. 1280 00:59:58,662 --> 01:00:00,195 I can explain. 1281 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:02,664 Vi: Just like that, you're up and leaving? 1282 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:05,133 Golly, I'm stunned. 1283 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:06,935 How inconsiderate. 1284 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:09,338 How...? Roger! 1285 01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:11,073 Vi, it's not like I'm leaving this instant. 1286 01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:12,374 But you are leaving? 1287 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:13,208 Roger: Who's leaving? 1288 01:00:13,210 --> 01:00:14,242 Vi: Golly is. 1289 01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:15,677 Golly: Roger, I can explain. 1290 01:00:15,679 --> 01:00:16,979 Without a word of warning. 1291 01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:18,280 With no thought to us at all. 1292 01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:19,615 I can't believe it! 1293 01:00:19,617 --> 01:00:20,849 Roger: Okay, calm down, everybody. 1294 01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:22,034 Let's talk this out. 1295 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,218 Vi: How do you expect us to manage? 1296 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:26,855 Roger: Vi... Vi, breathe! Breathe! Vi. 1297 01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:29,124 Golly: Harriet! 1298 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:30,926 Vi: [teary breaths] 1299 01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:10,298 All right, you say you know Skander Hill personally 1300 01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:12,167 and you're not just making everything up from your 1301 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:14,202 silly little head. 1302 01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:16,738 So, I'm sure it won't be hard for you to prove it once 1303 01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:17,406 and for all, right? 1304 01:01:17,408 --> 01:01:19,141 Sound fair? 1305 01:01:19,143 --> 01:01:21,043 And how do you suppose I do that, Marion, 1306 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:22,944 to your satisfaction, huh? 1307 01:01:22,946 --> 01:01:25,180 You'll figure it out. 1308 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:27,415 And if you don't, I'll tell Ms. Elson your blogs have been 1309 01:01:27,418 --> 01:01:30,285 nothing but one big lie. 1310 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:42,097 [sighs heavily] 1311 01:01:44,968 --> 01:01:46,401 Vi: I'm worried about her. 1312 01:01:46,403 --> 01:01:48,837 She's taking the whole Golly thing really hard. 1313 01:01:48,839 --> 01:01:51,139 Roger: I know, I know, and I wish I could think about that 1314 01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:52,774 right now. 1315 01:01:52,776 --> 01:01:55,027 Vi: Well, somebody has to. 1316 01:01:55,028 --> 01:01:57,279 Roger: Well, then... You worry about it for both of us. 1317 01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:58,980 We've got the biggest production number 1318 01:01:58,982 --> 01:02:00,749 of the entire movie tomorrow. 1319 01:02:00,751 --> 01:02:03,351 A huge singing and dancing extravaganza. 1320 01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:05,120 I've got to cope with an unravelling male lead and a 1321 01:02:05,122 --> 01:02:07,255 hundred crazy teenage extras. 1322 01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:08,290 What am I gonna do? 1323 01:02:10,994 --> 01:02:13,895 ♪ ♪ 1324 01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:41,289 Director: What're you doing here? 1325 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:42,791 You should be in holding. 1326 01:02:42,793 --> 01:02:44,760 I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't be here, but jail, 1327 01:02:44,762 --> 01:02:45,961 it seems a little... 1328 01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:47,829 No, the extras holding area, 1329 01:02:47,831 --> 01:02:49,264 where all the dancers are? 1330 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,899 Come on. 1331 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:56,138 [set bell rings] 1332 01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,508 Director: [giving unclear direction to to extras] 1333 01:03:00,844 --> 01:03:01,543 All right, positions! 1334 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,295 Let's try and make this work, people! 1335 01:03:03,296 --> 01:03:05,046 A little more concentration would be nice. 1336 01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:08,450 Let's get a little focus here, people! 1337 01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:12,788 Cue playback! 1338 01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:17,793 And... Action! 1339 01:03:17,795 --> 01:03:19,961 ♪ Let's hit the road ♪ 1340 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:23,398 ♪ now don't you know we're gonna move ahead ♪ 1341 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,967 ♪ Let's hit the road it's time to go ♪ 1342 01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:28,136 ♪ are you hearing just what I said ♪ 1343 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:30,505 ♪ Let's hit the road now don't you know ♪ 1344 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:33,074 ♪ We gonna, gonna move ahead ♪ 1345 01:03:33,076 --> 01:03:35,277 ♪ Let's hit the road it's time to go ♪ 1346 01:03:35,279 --> 01:03:38,113 ♪ are you hearing just what I said ♪ 1347 01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:40,816 ♪ All aboard let's get it together ♪ 1348 01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:42,517 ♪ It's time to play it smart ♪ 1349 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:44,186 ♪ even though we're leaving here ♪ 1350 01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:46,254 ♪ we'll never be apart ♪ 1351 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:48,957 ♪ Our trip was fun ♪ 1352 01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:52,427 ♪ we learned a lot about each other and ourselves ♪ 1353 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:54,830 ♪ and now we know that friendship rules ♪ 1354 01:03:54,832 --> 01:03:57,599 ♪ that's a lesson we wanna take ♪ 1355 01:03:57,601 --> 01:03:59,467 ♪ We're saying goodbye ♪ 1356 01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:02,604 ♪ but it's hello to the future ♪ 1357 01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:06,908 ♪ Oh who knows what's waiting around the next bend ♪ 1358 01:04:06,910 --> 01:04:09,144 ♪ we're saying goodbye ♪ 1359 01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:11,513 ♪ but it's hello to the future ♪ 1360 01:04:12,883 --> 01:04:14,516 ♪ The future is ours and it's all about ♪ 1361 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,952 ♪ it's all about friends ♪ 1362 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,220 Director: Cut! 1363 01:04:18,222 --> 01:04:19,254 ♪ everybody now ♪ 1364 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:20,488 What's going on here? 1365 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:21,423 Would someone please answer that question? 1366 01:04:21,425 --> 01:04:22,591 Skander: You. 1367 01:04:22,593 --> 01:04:24,192 I know you! 1368 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:25,727 Skander, hi. 1369 01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:27,261 I've actually been wanting to introduce myself. 1370 01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:29,197 My father's- you're that creepy kid that's been spying on me. 1371 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,498 Who are you, huh? 1372 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,567 And what do you want? 1373 01:04:32,569 --> 01:04:35,337 I am so sick and tired of crazy fans thinking they know me, that 1374 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:37,439 they're in love with me, that they can't live without me! 1375 01:04:37,441 --> 01:04:38,340 I hate it! 1376 01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:40,442 I hate them, and you! 1377 01:04:40,444 --> 01:04:41,977 You think you can know everything about someone 1378 01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:43,311 just by following them around! 1379 01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:44,246 You don't know me! 1380 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:45,413 You don't know anything! 1381 01:04:48,185 --> 01:04:51,386 What're you doing? Get this off of me! 1382 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:52,621 Will someone get her? 1383 01:04:52,623 --> 01:04:54,456 Get her! 1384 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:55,891 Security! 1385 01:04:55,893 --> 01:04:57,192 We pay you for a reason, don't we? 1386 01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:59,060 What is this? 1387 01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:13,675 Vi: Harriet M. Welsch, I have been frantic! 1388 01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:15,310 Where have you been? 1389 01:05:15,312 --> 01:05:17,112 Why didn't you answer your cell phone? 1390 01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:18,914 What're you wearing? 1391 01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:24,653 I found this in your room. 1392 01:05:24,655 --> 01:05:26,454 It's Skander Hill's schedule, isn't it? 1393 01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:30,659 Harriet: The one time she gets his name right. 1394 01:05:30,661 --> 01:05:33,194 Harriet, are you obsessed with this young man? 1395 01:05:33,196 --> 01:05:34,396 No! 1396 01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:36,131 Well, I think you are. 1397 01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:39,200 Perhaps so obsessed you're even shutting out your friends. 1398 01:05:39,202 --> 01:05:42,370 I ran into Janie's mom at a huts for the homeless event today and 1399 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:45,540 she said you girls aren't even talking. 1400 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:49,311 I thought it was a harmless little crush, but this is taking 1401 01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:52,347 it way too far, Harriet. 1402 01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:54,049 Now, as your mother I know you, and-- 1403 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:55,684 No! You don't know me. 1404 01:05:55,686 --> 01:05:56,584 You've never known me! 1405 01:05:56,586 --> 01:05:58,019 You don't know anything! 1406 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:01,623 Harriet! 1407 01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:20,241 [school bell rings] 1408 01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:27,015 Hey, guys. Look, I just want to... 1409 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,726 It's Monday. 1410 01:06:37,728 --> 01:06:39,227 Where's your proof? 1411 01:06:40,364 --> 01:06:43,298 [scoffs] I told you she couldn't deliver. 1412 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,768 Because it's all a big lie. 1413 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:48,703 She's a big lie. 1414 01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:12,027 Why're you doing this to me? 1415 01:07:12,029 --> 01:07:14,396 I'm not doing it to you, Harriet. 1416 01:07:14,398 --> 01:07:18,666 I've always dreamt of owning my own book store. 1417 01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:19,667 Since when? 1418 01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:21,236 You never told me. 1419 01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:23,304 Golly: People are allowed to have secrets, Harriet. 1420 01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:27,575 Even best friends. 1421 01:07:27,577 --> 01:07:29,411 You said that you wouldn't leave until we both knew it was time 1422 01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:30,913 for you to go. 1423 01:07:30,914 --> 01:07:32,414 Well, I found out for myself that I didn't need you! 1424 01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:34,516 [sighs] Harriet, I... 1425 01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:39,421 [sighs heavily] 1426 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:46,728 ♪ looking at this family tree ♪ 1427 01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:51,599 ♪ the branches wearing thin ♪ 1428 01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:59,340 ♪ and when the drifting shows its face ♪ 1429 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:04,579 ♪ that's when the mending shall begin ♪ 1430 01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:11,352 ♪ we will grieve in parted ways ♪ 1431 01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:13,721 but I do need you. 1432 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:17,459 ♪ and without a goodbye ♪ 1433 01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:24,132 ♪ and we may send a card to show we care ♪ 1434 01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:30,738 ♪ that's just another way to cry ♪ 1435 01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:34,776 ♪ so hang on brother now ♪ 1436 01:08:35,645 --> 01:08:37,745 ♪ hang on sister now ♪ 1437 01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:41,149 ♪ we're all okay ♪ 1438 01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:44,619 ♪ no I say ♪ 1439 01:08:45,422 --> 01:08:47,489 ♪ hang on brother now ♪ 1440 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:50,859 ♪ hang on sister now ♪ 1441 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,461 ♪ we're all okay ♪ 1442 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,709 You, I know you! 1443 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:10,612 [clip fast forwards] 1444 01:09:13,216 --> 01:09:15,783 I am so sick and tired of crazy fans thinking they know me, that 1445 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:17,519 they're in love with me, that they can't live without me! 1446 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:18,319 I hate it! 1447 01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:19,220 I hate them! 1448 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,757 [computer beeps] 1449 01:09:33,637 --> 01:09:35,770 You... I know you... 1450 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:39,274 Roger: I don't believe this! 1451 01:09:39,276 --> 01:09:39,807 What? 1452 01:09:39,809 --> 01:09:41,376 What's wrong? 1453 01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:43,411 [Roger hyperventilates] 1454 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,917 TV Host: A video from the set of "Spy Teen two the sequel" 1455 01:09:48,919 --> 01:09:50,818 leaked on the internet. 1456 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:53,788 Devastated Skandroids from around the world react. 1457 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:56,491 Could this spell the end of this former heartthrobs career? 1458 01:09:56,493 --> 01:09:58,760 What is happening? 1459 01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:00,595 [doorbell dings] 1460 01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:02,363 Vi: Why doesn't someone answer that? 1461 01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:03,631 I haven't had time to even dress! 1462 01:10:03,633 --> 01:10:05,917 [doorbell dings] 1463 01:10:05,918 --> 01:10:08,202 I will never, never forgive Golly for abandoning us! 1464 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:11,906 Skander: I am so sick and tired of crazy fans thinking 1465 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:13,374 they know me, that they're in love with me, 1466 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,776 that they can't live without me! 1467 01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:15,810 I hate it! 1468 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:17,278 No, Skander! 1469 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,852 Harriet: Marion! 1470 01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:25,687 Skander: I know you. 1471 01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:27,388 No, no, no! 1472 01:10:30,627 --> 01:10:31,559 Yes? 1473 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:32,827 [gasps] oh! 1474 01:10:32,829 --> 01:10:34,395 Sol: Where's Roger? Come on. 1475 01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:37,732 [reporters shout overlapping questions] 1476 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:40,301 Smile! 1477 01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:41,369 Reporters: Skander! 1478 01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,904 [cameras click] 1479 01:10:44,608 --> 01:10:46,341 Marion, how could you do it? 1480 01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:48,376 It was meant for the blog, not the entire world! 1481 01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:49,744 Marion: Well, that's why you posted it 1482 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:52,130 in the first place, right? 1483 01:10:52,131 --> 01:10:54,515 To make all us Skander fans feel like idiots for liking him. 1484 01:10:54,517 --> 01:10:57,285 I was just giving you a little added boost. 1485 01:10:57,287 --> 01:10:59,254 You should be thanking me. 1486 01:10:59,256 --> 01:11:01,322 But it wasn't his fault! I... 1487 01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:03,691 You what? 1488 01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:06,461 I... 1489 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:09,364 Marion: I'm bored with this conversation. 1490 01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:10,999 [phone beeps off] 1491 01:11:12,636 --> 01:11:13,401 Sol: You're responsible, Welsch! 1492 01:11:13,403 --> 01:11:14,569 Do you hear me? 1493 01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:16,516 Roger: Sol, calm down. Calm down, calm down. 1494 01:11:16,517 --> 01:11:18,462 Sol: You promised my client top-notch security and yet 1495 01:11:18,463 --> 01:11:20,408 somehow this girl gets onto a closed set. 1496 01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:22,443 As an extra no less! 1497 01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:23,378 Skander: You're the producer. 1498 01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:24,412 How could this leak out, huh? 1499 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:26,281 Roger: I. 1500 01:11:26,283 --> 01:11:27,448 Skander: I didn't even mean what I said. 1501 01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:28,733 I love you, babe. 1502 01:11:28,734 --> 01:11:30,017 But I'm gonna sue you right into the ground! 1503 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:30,852 Look, guys, guys. 1504 01:11:30,854 --> 01:11:32,721 I'm on your team. 1505 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:34,589 Okay? Okay, there's gotta be a solution to this. 1506 01:11:34,591 --> 01:11:37,659 So why don't we go to my office, we'll look at the rushes. 1507 01:11:37,661 --> 01:11:39,494 If it was one of the extras, we'll find her. 1508 01:11:39,496 --> 01:11:40,061 Sol: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1509 01:11:40,063 --> 01:11:42,363 Roger: Okay? Okay. 1510 01:11:42,365 --> 01:11:44,899 Okay, so this extra, she followed you? 1511 01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:46,901 She tried to blow you up? What? What? What? 1512 01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:49,287 I already told you. 1513 01:11:49,288 --> 01:11:51,672 She was in my hotel room, she was at the park, the restaurant. 1514 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:52,807 She's everywhere I go. 1515 01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:53,940 I can't believe you didn't take Skander seriously 1516 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,943 on this one, Roger. 1517 01:11:55,944 --> 01:11:57,944 Not to worry, Sol, I am gonna get to the bottom of this. 1518 01:11:57,947 --> 01:11:59,947 I promise you, we're gonna find out who that kid is. 1519 01:11:59,949 --> 01:12:02,517 You'd better, or Skander's done and the picture'll be done, too. 1520 01:12:02,519 --> 01:12:03,885 Don't think he doesn't have other offers. 1521 01:12:03,887 --> 01:12:06,788 Guys, I'll recognize her in a minute, okay? Anything? 1522 01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:09,324 ♪ now don't you know ♪ 1523 01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:11,559 ♪ we're gonna. .. Gonna move ahead ♪ 1524 01:12:11,561 --> 01:12:13,394 ♪ let's hit the road. .. ♪ 1525 01:12:13,396 --> 01:12:16,931 [dramatic music plays] 1526 01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:21,502 Wait. That's her! That's her, I know it! 1527 01:12:23,039 --> 01:12:23,971 Where did you get that picture? 1528 01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:24,939 Oh, uh. 1529 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:26,574 How do you know her? 1530 01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:29,677 [stammering for words] Roger? 1531 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:30,578 Skander, look. 1532 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:32,013 What is going on here? 1533 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,681 How could you know her? 1534 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:34,582 No. 1535 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:35,783 Sol: Kid, hey! Hey! 1536 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,822 -It's her! -What? 1537 01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:42,957 -It's her! -Roger, talk. Explain. 1538 01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:47,528 Skander Hill, meet Harriet Welsch. 1539 01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:49,130 .. My daughter. 1540 01:12:49,132 --> 01:12:51,032 Oh, I am done! 1541 01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:51,999 This movie is done! 1542 01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:52,800 Do you hear me, Roger? 1543 01:12:52,802 --> 01:12:54,719 It's done! 1544 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,637 Roger: We're gonna work it all out. Guys! Guys? ! 1545 01:12:56,639 --> 01:12:57,605 Expect a call from our lawyers, Roger! 1546 01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:58,740 No, Sol, no lawyers! 1547 01:12:58,742 --> 01:12:59,574 Sol: Yes, lawyers! 1548 01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:00,875 Roger: Sol! Skander! 1549 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:02,510 What is going on? 1550 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,114 We need to talk. 1551 01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:09,450 Why? 1552 01:13:09,452 --> 01:13:10,418 Is your mother right? 1553 01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:11,886 Are you obsessed with this guy? 1554 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:13,855 No! He's an idiot! 1555 01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:16,958 But nobody else seemed to see it, so I tried to show them. 1556 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,943 Harriet! 1557 01:13:18,944 --> 01:13:20,927 I mean even the most overpaid, egotistical little fink 1558 01:13:20,930 --> 01:13:23,564 in the world still deserves his own privacy. 1559 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,632 What got into you? 1560 01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:26,234 I never meant it to go this far. 1561 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:27,835 Marion's the one who posted it all over the internet. 1562 01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:29,437 I just did it for the blog. 1563 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:30,438 Just the blog. 1564 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:31,406 What blog? 1565 01:13:31,408 --> 01:13:32,974 The class blog, I'm writing it. 1566 01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:36,878 At least I was. 1567 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:37,912 You are? 1568 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:40,648 Well, you never told me that. 1569 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:41,883 Well, you never asked. 1570 01:13:46,623 --> 01:13:47,622 You! 1571 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:51,993 We need to talk! 1572 01:13:51,995 --> 01:13:54,162 I think I left something running in the kitchen. 1573 01:13:54,164 --> 01:13:56,114 Vi. 1574 01:13:56,115 --> 01:13:58,065 What was I paying you for while my daughter was hanging around 1575 01:13:58,067 --> 01:14:01,636 hotel rooms with scooter heel. 1576 01:14:01,638 --> 01:14:03,438 Skander Hill? 1577 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,206 Exactly! 1578 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:07,442 Following him all over the city. 1579 01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:10,445 You were hired to take care of Harriet 1580 01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:11,846 and this is what happens? 1581 01:14:11,848 --> 01:14:14,148 Do you call that doing your job? 1582 01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:17,718 All of this happened on your watch, Golly! 1583 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:20,221 It happened on your watch too, Mrs. Welsch. 1584 01:14:20,223 --> 01:14:22,623 You are Harriet's mother. 1585 01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:39,707 These are good, Harriet. 1586 01:14:39,709 --> 01:14:41,509 These are better than half the scripts I read. 1587 01:14:41,511 --> 01:14:42,944 Really? 1588 01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:44,045 Thanks. 1589 01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:47,248 Yeah, but... This thing with Skander. 1590 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:50,084 I mean this thing has, ugh. 1591 01:14:50,086 --> 01:14:53,221 It has caused a lot of problems. 1592 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:55,189 I know. 1593 01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:56,624 And I want to fix it, honestly. 1594 01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:58,659 If there's anything I can do to just. 1595 01:14:58,661 --> 01:15:02,563 I just... At this point, I, I just don't think there is. 1596 01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:07,068 Then it's all my fault. 1597 01:15:07,637 --> 01:15:09,070 I'm sorry, dad. I really am. 1598 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:11,138 No, no, it's okay, it's okay. It's gonna be... 1599 01:15:12,976 --> 01:15:14,075 It's gonna be fine. 1600 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:15,243 I just gotta make some phone calls. 1601 01:15:15,245 --> 01:15:16,777 Excuse me. 1602 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:34,295 I used to like to write. 1603 01:15:39,002 --> 01:15:41,969 "fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. " 1604 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:45,306 William Wordsworth. 1605 01:15:48,645 --> 01:15:50,645 What's wrong? 1606 01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:52,647 Golly. 1607 01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:55,650 She used to do that, you know, with the quotes. 1608 01:15:55,652 --> 01:15:57,919 Oh, honey, I know you miss her. 1609 01:15:57,921 --> 01:15:59,687 I'm so sorry. 1610 01:16:00,823 --> 01:16:02,857 But I want you to know. 1611 01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:06,961 I mean, I'm... I'm no Golly. 1612 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,066 But I am your mom 1613 01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:15,870 and I love you. 1614 01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:19,974 And we are gonna get through this together, okay? 1615 01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:22,910 Okay. 1616 01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:06,721 I'm, uh, surprised to see you here. 1617 01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:08,189 It's Tuesday. 1618 01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:12,360 Look, Harriet, I know you're angry with me for leaving, 1619 01:17:13,696 --> 01:17:16,764 but I couldn't pass up this opportunity. 1620 01:17:16,766 --> 01:17:20,334 And despite what you might think, 1621 01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:23,037 you really don't need me anymore. 1622 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:25,072 You're all grown up. 1623 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:27,775 Obviously not. 1624 01:17:27,777 --> 01:17:29,810 [chuckles] Well, you're getting there, 1625 01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:32,279 and I think we both know what you need to do. 1626 01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:38,686 Okay, so, I have to ask. 1627 01:17:38,688 --> 01:17:40,888 Why would you, Harriet M. Welsch, 1628 01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:43,391 seeker of truth in all things, go to such great lengths to 1629 01:17:43,393 --> 01:17:47,194 keep the myth of the so-called Skander friendship alive? 1630 01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:51,999 I mean, did you really infiltrate the set and dance 1631 01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:53,868 in one of those big production numbers? 1632 01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:55,202 Yeah. 1633 01:17:55,204 --> 01:17:57,738 [laughs] oh, Harriet, you can't dance! 1634 01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:59,707 I know. 1635 01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:04,712 [laughs] "I am a woman who enjoys herself very much; 1636 01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:07,848 sometimes I lose, sometimes I win. " 1637 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:09,450 Do you know who said that? 1638 01:18:09,452 --> 01:18:11,152 I don't know. 1639 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,687 Mata Hari. 1640 01:18:12,689 --> 01:18:14,822 The second greatest spy in the world. 1641 01:18:20,163 --> 01:18:21,829 Golly: Aw, I missed you. 1642 01:18:21,831 --> 01:18:23,197 Harriet: I missed you, too. 1643 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:25,266 [gym whistle blows] 1644 01:18:30,073 --> 01:18:32,239 Coach: Wait for it... Good! 1645 01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:33,174 Hustle back, people, hustle back. 1646 01:18:33,176 --> 01:18:34,742 Harriet: Hey, guys. 1647 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,014 Why aren't you out there? 1648 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:43,484 They haven't put me in yet, okay? 1649 01:18:43,486 --> 01:18:44,852 Probably won't. 1650 01:18:44,854 --> 01:18:47,955 Besides, what do you care? 1651 01:18:47,957 --> 01:18:49,156 Okay, I get it. 1652 01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:50,057 I was an idiot. 1653 01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:51,492 I'm sorry. 1654 01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:54,195 I guess I got sucked into the whole being popular thing. 1655 01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:55,262 Hmph. 1656 01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:57,064 That's an understatement. 1657 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:59,834 Harriet: Look, I don't even know who I became. 1658 01:18:59,836 --> 01:19:03,137 But whoever she was, she wasn't a good friend. 1659 01:19:03,139 --> 01:19:05,139 No, she wasn't. 1660 01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:10,111 All right, we forgive you. 1661 01:19:10,113 --> 01:19:11,212 Right, Sport? 1662 01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:13,447 [cheerleaders chant] 1663 01:19:16,285 --> 01:19:19,320 Janie: Okay, now that that's out of the way, you have got to give 1664 01:19:19,322 --> 01:19:21,222 us all the gory details about set that day. 1665 01:19:21,224 --> 01:19:24,125 I mean, how cool is it that you got Skander Hill 1666 01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:25,493 to completely lose his marbles? 1667 01:19:26,896 --> 01:19:28,395 Yeah, if cool means ruining your father's 1668 01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:31,766 career, bringing a movie star to the brink of insanity, 1669 01:19:31,768 --> 01:19:33,868 and losing a blog you've been coveting your whole life, 1670 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:35,870 then yeah... It was pretty cool. 1671 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:37,505 You really think you lost the blog? 1672 01:19:37,507 --> 01:19:38,806 How could I not? 1673 01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:41,909 Marion's reign of evil lives - ugh! 1674 01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:44,411 - and now I have to go apologize to Skander. 1675 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:46,247 My dad asked me to. 1676 01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:47,982 And the worst part of it is, I know he's right. 1677 01:19:47,984 --> 01:19:48,949 Coach: You're up, sport. 1678 01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:50,017 You're in! 1679 01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:51,152 Let me see what you got! 1680 01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:52,019 Sport: Uh. 1681 01:19:52,021 --> 01:19:52,887 Harriet and Janie: Go! 1682 01:19:52,889 --> 01:19:56,924 [cheerleaders cheer] 1683 01:19:56,926 --> 01:19:59,460 [whistle blows] 1684 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,262 ♪ I built my soul on rock and roll ♪ 1685 01:20:01,264 --> 01:20:04,131 ♪ then someone told me the kids don't rock no more ♪ 1686 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,900 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1687 01:20:05,902 --> 01:20:07,902 ♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! ♪ 1688 01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:09,336 ♪ It's time to win ♪ 1689 01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:11,839 ♪ I built my soul on rock and roll ♪ 1690 01:20:11,841 --> 01:20:13,274 Come on, Sport! You can do it! 1691 01:20:13,276 --> 01:20:15,409 ♪ then someone told me the kids don't rock no more ♪ 1692 01:20:15,411 --> 01:20:17,878 ♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! ♪ 1693 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,980 ♪ Keep it up for me, keep it, keep it up for me ♪ 1694 01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:22,316 ♪ Keep it up for me, keep it, keep it up for me ♪ 1695 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:24,418 ♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! ♪ 1696 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,253 Coach: Very nice, very nice. 1697 01:20:27,290 --> 01:20:29,290 [cheers and applause] Woo! Go sport! 1698 01:20:34,197 --> 01:20:36,997 Skander... I'm truly, 1699 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:39,867 very seriously sorry for the suffering 1700 01:20:39,869 --> 01:20:41,569 I've caused you. 1701 01:20:41,571 --> 01:20:46,207 I never meant to make you crazy, or to hurt your career. 1702 01:20:46,209 --> 01:20:48,342 I'm just begging you, from the bottom of my heart, 1703 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,211 please finish the film. 1704 01:20:50,213 --> 01:20:54,582 [sighs] Okay, um. 1705 01:20:54,584 --> 01:20:56,584 I'll tell you what. 1706 01:20:56,586 --> 01:20:59,186 I'll continue with the movie, but only if you stop writing 1707 01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:01,088 that blog of yours. 1708 01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:02,056 Stop writing? 1709 01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:03,057 Yup. 1710 01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:04,925 I... 1711 01:21:06,863 --> 01:21:10,397 Skander, 1; Harriet, 0. 1712 01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:12,199 Well? 1713 01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:15,035 Okay... It's a deal. 1714 01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:17,004 Roger: No. No, no it isn't! 1715 01:21:17,006 --> 01:21:20,374 Harriet... You're a writer. 1716 01:21:22,612 --> 01:21:26,547 It's what you do. You're darn good at it. 1717 01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:29,049 No one should ever, ever be able to tell you otherwise. 1718 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,286 Not anyone. 1719 01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:38,125 So, I... I'm sorry, Skander, I... I can't allow it. 1720 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,168 Okay. 1721 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:55,676 Wow, Roger, you know, that's really admirable of you. 1722 01:21:55,678 --> 01:21:58,012 Such a sweet moment, truly. 1723 01:21:58,014 --> 01:22:00,915 And um. 1724 01:22:00,917 --> 01:22:02,917 I quit. 1725 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,120 Nice Roger. 1726 01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:08,121 [Sol's phone rings] Yeah. 1727 01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:09,590 Dad! I'm not gonna let you lose this movie. 1728 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:11,392 Roger: No! No, it's fine! 1729 01:22:11,394 --> 01:22:13,260 Harriet, there are other movie stars! 1730 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:14,373 Harriet! 1731 01:22:14,374 --> 01:22:15,485 Reporters: They're coming out again! 1732 01:22:15,486 --> 01:22:16,597 Skander! Skander! Over here! 1733 01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:18,082 See? She does know him. 1734 01:22:18,083 --> 01:22:19,566 She was telling the truth the whole time. 1735 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:22,703 It's only because her father's the producer. 1736 01:22:22,705 --> 01:22:24,471 You still can't convince me that Harriet's best friends 1737 01:22:24,473 --> 01:22:25,973 with Skander Hill. 1738 01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,677 [loud buzz of chatter, cameras click] 1739 01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:39,019 That was the director. 1740 01:22:39,021 --> 01:22:40,254 They saw the video. 1741 01:22:40,256 --> 01:22:42,656 No! Ugh! I'm dead! 1742 01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:43,524 Sol: No! 1743 01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:45,009 They loved it! 1744 01:22:45,010 --> 01:22:46,493 They didn't think you had that much anger in you. 1745 01:22:46,495 --> 01:22:48,595 The director, he had a change of heart. 1746 01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:52,066 You're perfect for the role! 1747 01:22:52,068 --> 01:22:54,034 Yeah! 1748 01:22:54,036 --> 01:22:56,370 Sol: This next movie's gonna change your life! 1749 01:22:56,372 --> 01:22:57,738 Ah Man! 1750 01:23:06,449 --> 01:23:07,581 Skander: We did it! 1751 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:08,582 We? 1752 01:23:08,584 --> 01:23:09,617 Well yeah! 1753 01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:10,651 This is all because of you! 1754 01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:12,386 Amazing! 1755 01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:16,423 And Roger, we're back on track. 1756 01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:17,691 Thanks, man. 1757 01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:19,259 Okay. 1758 01:23:36,312 --> 01:23:39,346 "All's well that ends well. " 1759 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:40,314 William Shakespeare. 1760 01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:42,750 Reporters: Skander! 1761 01:23:42,752 --> 01:23:43,784 Hey, buddy! 1762 01:23:43,786 --> 01:23:45,386 Skander! 1763 01:23:55,131 --> 01:23:59,466 We were supposed to have our vote today on the class blog, 1764 01:23:59,468 --> 01:24:03,737 but in light of recent events, there's been a change of plans. 1765 01:24:03,739 --> 01:24:06,573 I've decided there will be no class blog this year. 1766 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:08,609 Frankly, I see no other choice. 1767 01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:10,778 Ms. Elson, that's so unfair! 1768 01:24:12,081 --> 01:24:17,084 Ms. Elson: Marion, you violated the privacy of the Westview 1769 01:24:17,086 --> 01:24:20,287 school blog by posting entries publicly on the internet. 1770 01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:22,456 Do you honestly think I could hand this over to you 1771 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:23,724 in good conscience? 1772 01:24:28,264 --> 01:24:29,196 Ms. Elson? 1773 01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:30,397 Yes. 1774 01:24:32,201 --> 01:24:34,668 I'd still like to vote for Harriet. 1775 01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:35,803 If that's all right. 1776 01:24:35,805 --> 01:24:36,837 Shut it, Beth Ellen! 1777 01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:38,238 No one cares! 1778 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,339 Well I do! 1779 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:42,376 So there! 1780 01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:50,084 And I second it! 1781 01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:53,153 And I definitely third it! 1782 01:25:09,839 --> 01:25:13,540 Ms. Elson: Well, in the interest of democracy. 1783 01:25:13,542 --> 01:25:15,509 Harriet, it looks like you've got yourself a blog. 1784 01:25:23,385 --> 01:25:25,219 [laughs] 1785 01:25:25,221 --> 01:25:27,855 Golly said, "if you do not tell the truth about yourself, 1786 01:25:27,857 --> 01:25:29,623 you can't tell it about others." 1787 01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:30,791 She was right. 1788 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:57,618 ♪ ♪ 119918