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Hold on a second.
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- Hey, there.
- Hey.
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I feel like you're not
hearing me, 'cause if you were,
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I wouldn't be repeating myself,
that's why.
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No, because I told...look,
I told you three times, okay?
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Look...
We'll get going in two.
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No, the Nagasaki merger
has to happen at 15.6.
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That's black and white.
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There's no doubt
about that, okay?
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And then you blend
the assets
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as I pointed out
in the prospectus, okay?
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Trust me, we'll come out of this
smelling like a rose.
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You don't trust me?
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What am I, a fool?
You...
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No, you're not gonna
look like an idiot.
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If anyone looks like an idiot,
it's me.
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Slap me.
I've been naughty.
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Wow, all right.
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Now tell me
I'm not gonna get any dessert.
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You're not getting
any dessert.
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What? Oh!
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And you're banned
from TV and Internet for a week!
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Yeah.
Ah, yeah.
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Tell me I can't watch
Game of Thrones.
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- What?
- Just tell me!
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You're banned
from watching Game of Thrones,
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you little shit!
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Ah! All right, good,
good, good, good, good.
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Yeah, tell me, uh...
run down the whole lineup
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of HBO Sunday night shows.
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You're banned
from watching Girls.
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- No!
- And Veep!
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- Ah!
- No more Bored to Death!
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Oh!
They canceled Bored to Death.
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Oh, um...
no more Boardwalk Empire.
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Bullshit!
Ahh!
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Ride that shit.
Ride that shit.
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Ride that shit
like Evel Knievel.
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Ride it.
Oh, God.
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Hey, Victoria.
It's Sunday night.
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You want to watch
some HBO?
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Would you pay me more?
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I wasn't planning on it.
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No.
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¶ ¶
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¶ I'm not afraid of love ¶
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¶ No, I'm not afraid of love ¶
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¶ Just because I run away ¶
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¶ When you say you need me ¶
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¶ I'm not afraid ¶
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¶ I don't want to waste
my time ¶
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¶ Waste my time ¶
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¶ I don't want to waste
my time ¶
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¶ Waste my time ¶
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¶ ¶
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¶ The pain we go through ¶
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¶ When a love's not true ¶
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¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah ¶
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¶ I made up my mind
to stay away ¶
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¶ Away, away ¶
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¶ From the hurt you bring ¶
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¶ To me ¶
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¶ Gonna save my love ¶
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¶ For the sure thing ¶
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¶ ¶
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¶ You don't really need
my love ¶
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¶ Need my love ¶
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¶ You don't really need ¶
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¶ My love ¶
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¶ Need my love ¶
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¶ Just because
when we're apart ¶
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¶ You said I'm in your heart ¶
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¶ You don't really need me ¶
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¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah ¶
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¶ Made up my mind ¶
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¶ I've made up my mind
to stay away ¶
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Hey.
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I know, man.
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Look, I'm just
running a little behind.
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I'll be there soon.
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I was just saying how
Corinne is a big movie fan.
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Yeah, I make it a point
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to see all the Oscar-nominated
movies every year.
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Well, that's...that's great.
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Do you have any, uh,
any favorites or...
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Let's see, um,
well, I'm gonna have
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to break it down
genre by genre.
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Family, uh, Up is
a really good family film.
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- So good.
- Beautiful movie.
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I cried.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. I cried.
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Within, like, the first minute.
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- You both cried.
- Did you?
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If I had to pick
my favorite action,
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it'd be Saving Private Ryan.
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- Classic.
- It's so visceral.
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A lot of guys like action films,
but I do too.
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Mitch, you love
Saving Private Ryan.
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- He does?
- Yeah.
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Wow, a lot of things
in common.
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Yeah, I think we've watched
it together, maybe.
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I just think
it's really disappointing how
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in so many movies
they use sex
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in such a gratuitous fashion.
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It's really,
really tasteless.
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You know,
I couldn't agree more.
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And the film industry
thinks we want to see tits
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in every other scene
to be satisfied.
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It's ridiculous.
Am I right? Thank you.
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Okay, well, that's one point
we don't agree on.
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- Love your...
- Just the one.
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Well, yeah.
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You know, I'm gonna run
to the bathroom.
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I'm gonna...I'll be right back.
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How are you doing tonight?
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Good, good, thank you.
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Yourself?
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- Oh, I'm doing great.
- What the fuck, man?
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Excuse me.
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You're looking at Corinne
like she's some kind of leper.
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I'm not looking
to get set up, okay?
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You insisted.
It's the only reason I'm here.
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Yeah,
you're in the goddamn bathroom.
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Hey, hey, hey,
what's wrong with the bathroom?
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He didn't mean anything by it.
I'm sorry, he was just...
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You got to get
your shit together, man.
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You can't keep living like this.
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How's he living?
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Yeah, how am I living?
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- You've got real issues.
- Like what?
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Like having to get up
in the middle of dinner
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and come in here
and rub one out.
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I knew that.
Yup, that's what I thought.
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JP, I'm trying here, man.
I just...I don't want to be here.
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You're on the app again,
aren't you?
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What app?
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You know what the fuck app
I'm talking about, the sex app.
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- Sir, sir, please keep...
- God damn it!
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You are so fucking intrusive
for a bathroom attendant.
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I just...
is there a sex app?
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Well, I mean, yeah,
it just kind of connects you
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with other people looking
to get it in, in your vicinity.
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Heard about this, heard...yeah,
my cousin told me about this.
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- Oh, man, I got to get on that.
- What the fuck?
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- You'd clean up. You should.
- Think so?
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In fact, I actually just made
a connection, so I'm gonna go.
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- There we go.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Do not bail out on me.
You cannot do this to me.
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Look, it's...
tell her I'm not feeling well.
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If you want to go with IBS,
I'm fine with that, all right?
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- Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.
- I'm sorry, man.
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Shit, w-which app is it?
Is it this one? Which...
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- What was the name of the app?
- I don't know, man.
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Could you give me
one of those little...
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- I think this is probably it.
- Are those eye drops or mints?
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Oh, these are mints
and eye drops. I have both, man.
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- Whatever you need, please.
- Just give me one of each.
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This is sort of a weird thing
to say.
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Okay.
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But I feel like
I can imagine
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what our baby
would look like.
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Oh, wow.
That's amazing.
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- They would be really cute.
- Really good-looking.
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- Yeah.
- And smart.
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Where's Mitch?
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Um, are you familiar
with IBS?
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¶ ¶
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¶ ¶
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¶ ¶
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Sure, you can buy me
a drink.
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Good to know.
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Is that how you treat
a lady who shows interest?
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You asked for a free drink.
You didn't show interest.
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Were you expecting a blow job
right out of the gate?
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Offering something
would indicate more interest
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than asking for something, so...
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You don't want to get
to know each other first?
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Before I buy you a drink
or before the blow job?
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Fine, I'll start.
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My name is Victoria,
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and I moved here
two years ago
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after I graduated
from Stanford.
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I'm currently reading
a book on Gandhi.
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I continue to sleep
on my stomach,
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no matter how many times
my chiropractor
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tells me not to.
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You shouldn't do that.
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And I call bullshit
on anyone
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suddenly becoming allergic to
gluten in the last five years.
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Liars.
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You must be MsJuicy34.
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What?
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From the, uh,
sex app, Climax.
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So you're not here
to have sex with me?
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Uh, I don't know
what you're talking about,
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but, um...
it's 1,000 for the hour,
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3,000 for the night.
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You're a hooker.
I didn't peg you.
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I'm an escort.
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Yeah, you escort men's penises
inside you for money.
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Fuck you.
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Look, you're barking
up the wrong tree, all right?
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I couldn't afford you anyway.
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Well, then maybe dress
in your tax bracket
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and don't come
to swanky hotels.
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For your information,
this is all H&M,
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and I'm here
to meet a girl.
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Yeah, from a sex app,
pervert.
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Pervert?
You're the hooker.
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Escort.
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Is your name even Victoria?
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What do you think?
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For what it's worth,
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everything else I told you
was true.
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Yeah, even the Stanford thing?
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Everything.
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All right.
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How are you?
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Fine.
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I need the obituary
for Dr. Filler
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and Elaine Ackerton.
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Yeah, got that right here.
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Um, Filler, Ackerton.
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There you go.
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I can always count
on you, Mitch.
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And hey, can you stop
by my office in about ten?
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I want to run
something by you.
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Yeah, sure. Is it
about getting new computers?
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Because I think
that would really...
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boost morale.
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There is no easy way
to say this,
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but you know
how you're currently
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an employee of the company?
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
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You're not going to be
when you leave this office.
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Um, but you just said
everything was all right.
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Interesting. No.
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I just needed you
to come to my office,
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and I didn't want you to think
I was firing you.
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But I'm the best journalist
you have on the team.
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You even said
to me last week,
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"Mitch, you're the best
journalist we have on the team,"
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so I'm just a little confused
as to...
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If it makes you feel
any better,
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this decision had nothing to do
with merit.
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Uh, then...then...then what?
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If I let Patty go,
here comes the ageism lawsuit.
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If I fire Darnell...
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Well, you can connect the dots.
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And I was very clear
about not fucking the interns.
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¶ ¶
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¶ ¶
253
00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,313
You know, that guy
is a slimy fucking bastard.
254
00:14:10,315 --> 00:14:13,717
He's lucky
I don't rip his head off.
255
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,353
Told him not to act like a big
swinging dick with you around,
256
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,921
or you'd shove it
right back up his ass.
257
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,322
Yeah, right.
258
00:14:19,324 --> 00:14:21,758
Hey, Don, you've met
my cousin Mitch, right?
259
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,927
- The sex addict dude?
- Yup.
260
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,229
Just taking a little survey.
261
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:28,665
- Well, have fun with that.
- Thanks, bud.
262
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,867
I'll talk to you soon.
263
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,669
That how you like being known?
264
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:33,803
The only reason
that's my rep
265
00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:35,071
is 'cause you
tell people that.
266
00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:36,172
How do you think
small talk works?
267
00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:37,340
When there's an awkward silence,
268
00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:38,642
what else do you expect me
to say?
269
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,776
Like, anything else.
270
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,077
Seriously, anything else.
271
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,512
You know, I used to think
any guy would be
272
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,147
a sex addict if he could,
and now that I know one,
273
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,249
it's...it's real,
and it is scary.
274
00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:47,984
Look,
are we getting lunch or what?
275
00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:51,087
I'm just saying, Mitch,
you're 27 years old.
276
00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:53,923
You're unemployed,
no money, no girlfriend.
277
00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:55,425
You don't talk
to anyone anymore.
278
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,193
I'm talking to you
right now, aren't I?
279
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,596
There are 20 billion people
in the world.
280
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,531
I don't think that's true.
281
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,199
Mitch, I'm your only friend.
282
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:05,135
Do you know how much pressure
that puts me under?
283
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,137
Look, man, I don't get
on your ass for going
284
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,205
to all those dubstep concerts
you're way too old for.
285
00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:11,574
I'm right in the middle
of the demographic!
286
00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,043
Okay, what you did to me
and Allie
287
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,711
the other night
really made us look bad,
288
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,879
and the Mitch I used to know
289
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,347
would never have bailed
like that.
290
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,815
Clearly, you've got
something going on.
291
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,116
If you're not
working right now,
292
00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:21,718
maybe it's time
to get some help.
293
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,620
- Are you hungry?
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.
294
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,722
- You said, "Let's get lunch."
- Why do you keep putting?
295
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,123
Because you kept
putting on your tie.
296
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:31,795
¶ ¶
297
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,698
I'm sure I don't have
to tell you how tough it is
298
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,233
in the newspaper business
right now.
299
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:42,072
Our only hope is if something
should happen to the Internet,
300
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:45,675
something like, say,
a solar flare event
301
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:48,411
that knocks out
all the electricity,
302
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:51,247
then we'd be in business.
303
00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:53,183
We can only hope.
304
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,385
So is there,
like, a job opening?
305
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,420
Nothing.
306
00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:59,489
Our numbers are tight as is.
307
00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,324
Unless you could work for free,
308
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:04,894
I don't really see
how we would make it work.
309
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:07,997
You won't work for free,
will you?
310
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,168
No.
311
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:33,289
Um, this is Mission Magazine.
312
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,992
We don't cover obituaries
and local interest.
313
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,194
Right, well, sure,
I covered obituaries,
314
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:40,096
but I also wrote features
for other sections as well.
315
00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:41,531
They're...they're on there.
316
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,868
"Finding the right
gastroenterologist for you"?
317
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,503
Believe it or not,
a reader wrote in
318
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,972
actually saying how that article
saved her life, so, I mean,
319
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:50,874
I kind of feel good
about that one.
320
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,575
You know what,
thank you for coming in,
321
00:16:52,577 --> 00:16:54,944
but I just don't think I see
anything here that indicates
322
00:16:54,946 --> 00:16:57,647
your sensibilities
would resonate with our readers.
323
00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,282
But thanks.
324
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:02,218
Well, thanks.
Thanks for your time.
325
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,324
You know what?
326
00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:09,726
Just give me a shot.
327
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,060
I'll write something on spec,
328
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:14,497
something your audience
would actually read.
329
00:17:14,499 --> 00:17:17,734
What do you have to lose?
330
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,070
I have an open position,
331
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:22,972
but I've got two writers
writing something for it,
332
00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:25,875
so I can throw you into the mix,
but you are going to need
333
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:27,844
to write something
that I can actually print.
334
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:31,548
I can't publish "What Using
the Semicolon Says about You."
335
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,316
Yeah, no...no more semicolons.
336
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,452
We're gonna...we're gonna write
something interesting here.
337
00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:37,687
Uh, should I leave this here?
338
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,989
No, I think I've seen enough.
339
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:46,796
Why you make me
track you down like a criminal?
340
00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:48,164
Junior, hey, you know,
341
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,465
I was just about
to stop by your apartment.
342
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,733
You stop nowhere.
343
00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:52,368
Rent is due by the end
of this week,
344
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,970
and you still haven't paid me
in full for last month.
345
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,772
And I was just about to...
346
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,241
Look, I'm not gonna play this
game with you no more, cabrón.
347
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,444
You pay the rent by Friday,
or I'll evict you,
348
00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:05,415
and I'll take whatever stuff
you have in there
349
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,283
that looks...
350
00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:10,653
nice to me.
351
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:12,388
That's expensive stuff.
352
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:14,657
If you can afford milk
of coconuts
353
00:18:14,659 --> 00:18:16,726
like some prince,
354
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,362
you can afford
to pay the rent.
355
00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:23,933
Should I assume I'm not gonna
see that back, or...
356
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:26,169
It's yours, yup.
357
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:47,090
¶ ¶
358
00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:55,798
¶ ¶
359
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,567
Hey, man, do you happen
to know a regular here
360
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,501
by the name of Victoria?
361
00:18:58,503 --> 00:18:59,636
She comes around a lot.
362
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,703
You a cop?
363
00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:02,205
Do I look like a cop?
364
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,040
'Cause if you're a cop,
you got to tell me.
365
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,508
I mean, I don't...
I don't think that's true,
366
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,143
but, no, I'm not a cop.
367
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,711
Prove it.
368
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:09,979
I mean,
I just said I'm not a cop.
369
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,047
I don't know what more I can do.
370
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,815
You know, certain women,
371
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,184
they have their clients
take out their junk
372
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,787
just to prove
that they're not a cop.
373
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,622
So why don't you
show me a ball?
374
00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:20,857
That should do it.
375
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,058
I'm not gonna take
my balls out
376
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,559
in the middle of the bar,
man.
377
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:25,628
I said one ball.
378
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:26,996
Look, this is getting weird.
379
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,264
I just...can you just tell me
if Victoria...
380
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:31,935
- Forget it, pig.
- Yeah, fuck this.
381
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,803
You're not gonna
pay for this?
382
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,049
Victoria?
383
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,251
Or whatever your real name is.
384
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,253
Oh, God, are you, like,
one of those guys
385
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,988
that's seen Pretty Woman
too many times?
386
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,324
I've never seen Pretty Woman.
387
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,992
I don't believe you.
388
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,760
Of course
I've seen Pretty Woman.
389
00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:58,995
Who hasn't seen
Pretty Woman?
390
00:19:58,997 --> 00:19:59,996
It's Gere and Roberts
at their finest.
391
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,230
It's a great movie.
392
00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:04,267
Wait, I just have to ask
you something.
393
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,069
Look, I'm not
trying to save you
394
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:07,570
or sleep with you,
for that matter.
395
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:08,671
Oh.
396
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:09,973
All I want to do
is write a story,
397
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,174
an interesting one,
and I think you have that.
398
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,608
Well, that's great,
so my family
399
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,943
can find out
I'm an escort
400
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,211
on some idiot's Tumblr.
401
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,980
No, no, no, look,
it's not for a blog.
402
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,915
It's for, like,
a legit magazine.
403
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,284
Well, let me see a card.
404
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,686
Well, I don't technically
work for them yet.
405
00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:26,255
- This is my application piece.
- You're full of shit.
406
00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:28,958
Usual...vodka, rocks,
two limes.
407
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,226
You know this guy's a cop?
408
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:31,894
- Oh, my God.
- You're a cop?
409
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,796
- I'm not a cop.
- Yeah, he was in here earlier.
410
00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:34,897
He wouldn't show his nuts.
411
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,333
- That's a tell.
- What?
412
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,634
How is that a tell?
413
00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:40,803
- 'Cause you didn't do it.
- You know...
414
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,572
Just...just get the lady
her drink, please.
415
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:46,676
Look, I know you have to have
your guard up doing what you do,
416
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:51,014
but I'm a decent guy,
I swear.
417
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:55,918
I just lost my job
working at this newspaper,
418
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,688
and I'm trying to land
this gig at this magazine.
419
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,723
All I want to do is tell
an interesting story,
420
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:02,725
and I think you have one.
421
00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:04,460
Yeah?
422
00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:06,763
What story would that be?
423
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:12,335
You know, you're
a Stanford-educated, uh...
424
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,004
- Escort. Yeah.
- Sure.
425
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:16,606
We...we can take
that angle if you want.
426
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,907
All right, buddy, look.
427
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,175
I'm not interested
in being your hooker
428
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,110
with a heart of gold
or being some pity piece
429
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:22,512
about how the system
failed me
430
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:24,414
or whatever bullshit angle
you're taking.
431
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,582
Look, I'm not out
to make you look bad.
432
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:27,583
Just let me follow you
around for,
433
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:28,785
like, a week or two.
434
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,819
You won't even
notice I'm there.
435
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,821
No.
Final answer, sorry.
436
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,756
Wait, just...here, just...
437
00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:35,158
You asked for a card
the other day.
438
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,428
Take that in case
you change your mind.
439
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:41,297
Think about it.
440
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,735
You fucked that one up, huh?
441
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:53,943
¶ ¶
442
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,355
I'm so into you, baby.
443
00:22:06,357 --> 00:22:08,224
I'm getting wet just thinking
about what you're gonna do.
444
00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:09,892
Fuck, come here.
445
00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:11,527
Ah.
Oh, jeez.
446
00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,962
Hey, hey,
I said no kissing.
447
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,897
- I'm not gonna say it again.
- Come on, baby.
448
00:22:14,899 --> 00:22:16,766
I can be your boyfriend.
449
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,935
Oh, come on.
450
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,771
Stop it.
It's over, asshole.
451
00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:24,841
Don't be such a goddamn bitch.
452
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,110
No, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
453
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:30,079
I'm getting what I paid for.
454
00:22:30,081 --> 00:22:33,182
Shh, shh, shh.
455
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,788
I'll kill you,
you fucking whore!
456
00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:49,298
¶ ¶
457
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:55,838
Dad. Hey.
458
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,909
Um, I need a bit of a favor.
459
00:23:06,317 --> 00:23:08,851
Babe, I swear to God,
I can't fucking do this anymore.
460
00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:10,386
Why, what happened?
461
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:16,325
Oh, I'm fine, I'm just,
like, a little bit rattled.
462
00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,427
Fucking scumbag.
463
00:23:18,429 --> 00:23:22,031
What, he try to stick it
in that beautiful ass again?
464
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:25,668
No, he's just a...
465
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:29,138
just drunk, coked-out bullshit.
466
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,109
Still think my ass is beautiful?
467
00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,445
It's a dangerous world
out there.
468
00:23:36,447 --> 00:23:38,781
You ever think about getting
back with Sebastian?
469
00:23:38,783 --> 00:23:40,850
Hell, no.
I...I don't want a pimp.
470
00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:43,619
It makes it feel way too real.
471
00:23:43,621 --> 00:23:45,454
Plus, that fucker
took half my money,
472
00:23:45,456 --> 00:23:47,023
and I did all the work.
473
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:48,758
Well, what happened tonight
would not happen
474
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,459
if you had someone there
with you.
475
00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:53,296
That's all I'm saying.
476
00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:55,231
Yeah.
477
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,800
Maybe.
478
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:09,045
¶ ¶
479
00:24:18,823 --> 00:24:21,090
Hey, you find
a parking spot okay?
480
00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:23,893
I actually walked here.
I don't have a car.
481
00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:25,328
You don't have
a car in LA?
482
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:30,566
Yeah, or any other city.
I don't have a car.
483
00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:32,101
Speaking of, nice one.
484
00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,770
- I like it.
- Thanks.
485
00:24:34,772 --> 00:24:37,573
Is that, like,
an environmental issue or...
486
00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:40,009
No, my life's just pretty
contained to this area,
487
00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,845
so I don't need a car.
488
00:24:48,953 --> 00:24:51,821
- So what made you come around?
- Does it matter?
489
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,356
You seemed really desperate
and pathetic.
490
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:55,591
Just be glad
I'm letting you do this.
491
00:24:55,593 --> 00:24:59,695
Oh. A charity case.
I'll take it.
492
00:24:59,697 --> 00:25:01,163
So are you
from around here or...
493
00:25:01,165 --> 00:25:03,566
Shouldn't you have something
to write this down with?
494
00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,900
No, I just prefer
to listen.
495
00:25:04,902 --> 00:25:06,769
Oh, God, are you, like,
one of those waiters
496
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:08,037
who doesn't write
anything down
497
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,206
and then fucks
the order all up?
498
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,408
Uh, no, I'm like
one of those waiters
499
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:14,944
who doesn't write anything down
and gets it all right.
500
00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:17,346
By the way, no names,
places, pictures,
501
00:25:17,348 --> 00:25:18,848
nothing that can tie me
to this article,
502
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,149
or I will rip
your balls off.
503
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:22,151
I don't even know
your real name.
504
00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:24,954
- Where are we going, anyway?
- I have an 11:00.
505
00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:27,390
In the morning?
506
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:33,029
Hey, Ruth,
I'm so sorry I'm late.
507
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,830
Oh, no problem, Natalie.
Jared's waiting in the kitchen.
508
00:25:34,832 --> 00:25:36,332
- Okay.
- Did you hear that, Natalie?
509
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,367
Jared's waiting
in the kitchen, Natalie.
510
00:25:38,369 --> 00:25:40,636
- And who's this?
- Oh, hi, I'm Mitch.
511
00:25:40,638 --> 00:25:42,038
A friend from out of town.
512
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,407
He has nothing to do today
because he has no friends.
513
00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:46,842
Also, he's a little slow.
514
00:25:46,844 --> 00:25:48,911
Do you mind if he hangs out here
for the hour?
515
00:25:48,913 --> 00:25:51,380
Oh, bless his heart.
Of course, come in.
516
00:25:51,382 --> 00:25:53,716
Thanks.
Hey, this is weird.
517
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,419
- Who's Jared?
- Her ten-year-old son.
518
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:58,187
She's paying you to have sex
with her ten-year-old son?
519
00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,255
This is...you know what?
I can't do this.
520
00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:00,690
Shut up.
Pretend you don't exist.
521
00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:01,691
I thought I could do it.
I can't.
522
00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:04,026
And shut the door.
523
00:26:04,028 --> 00:26:07,363
For the record,
I'm not comfortable with this.
524
00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:09,532
¶ ¶
525
00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:12,335
Great, so what do all
these equations have in common?
526
00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:20,776
So why do you tutor
when you're pulling in
527
00:26:20,778 --> 00:26:22,478
over 1,000 bucks a night?
528
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,781
Escorts have family members
that ask questions too.
529
00:26:25,783 --> 00:26:28,184
Believe it or not,
I actually enjoy teaching.
530
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,152
You know, my tutor
was a 300-pound guy
531
00:26:30,154 --> 00:26:32,054
whose breath
smelled like salami.
532
00:26:32,056 --> 00:26:33,322
Lovely.
533
00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:35,524
How'd you get into this
in the first place?
534
00:26:35,526 --> 00:26:37,326
- Don't do that.
- Do what?
535
00:26:37,328 --> 00:26:39,729
Don't ask questions.
536
00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:42,064
I...how am I supposed
to do my job then?
537
00:26:42,066 --> 00:26:43,899
Just don't make it feel like
an interview, you know?
538
00:26:43,901 --> 00:26:45,534
Let's just be friends.
539
00:26:45,536 --> 00:26:49,071
You do have friends, right?
540
00:26:49,073 --> 00:26:53,142
Yeah, and I ask them questions
when I want to know things.
541
00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:54,343
God, I can already tell
you're gonna be
542
00:26:54,345 --> 00:26:56,045
so fucking annoying.
543
00:26:56,047 --> 00:27:00,449
¶ Onion, two carrots,
two cups of adzuki beans ¶
544
00:27:00,451 --> 00:27:05,755
¶ My baby, she knows
how to keep that figure lean ¶
545
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:07,456
That was cute, babe.
546
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,858
Well, there's more
where that came from.
547
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:11,694
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
548
00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:13,262
- That was for you.
- Oh, yeah?
549
00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:15,564
Hey, guys,
please stop having sex.
550
00:27:15,566 --> 00:27:16,632
We have company.
551
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,100
- Hi, babe.
- Hey, babe.
552
00:27:18,102 --> 00:27:19,535
Mmm, hey!
553
00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:21,003
Dominick, Dana,
this is Mitch.
554
00:27:21,005 --> 00:27:22,638
- Mitch, my friends.
- Hey.
555
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,639
Hey, how you guys doing?
556
00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:25,875
- Good.
- Hey, man.
557
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,676
What'd you think of my song?
558
00:27:27,678 --> 00:27:31,480
Oh, it was, uh...inspiring.
559
00:27:33,117 --> 00:27:36,051
Rock on.
560
00:27:36,053 --> 00:27:37,853
Dominick's gonna be
the next Bob Dylan
561
00:27:37,855 --> 00:27:39,422
or John Mayer.
562
00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:42,158
- Bruno Mars or something.
- Certainly a wide range.
563
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,660
Mm-hmm.
564
00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,662
Hey, thanks, man.
565
00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:48,397
Appreciate that.
566
00:27:48,399 --> 00:27:50,399
Means a lot.
567
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:55,704
You guys should totally
stay for lunch.
568
00:27:55,706 --> 00:27:57,807
Yeah.
569
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:04,180
- Shit, we just ate.
- Yeah, really full.
570
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,449
Which is unfortunate,
'cause this all
571
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:07,850
looks delicious, but...
572
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:11,187
So the nice car,
the downtown loft.
573
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:14,690
Is this all you,
or did your parents
574
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:16,292
have money
when you were growing up?
575
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:17,993
They help you out?
What's...what's going on here?
576
00:28:17,995 --> 00:28:20,830
Single mom,
high school teacher.
577
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:23,999
- What about your dad?
- Never met him.
578
00:28:27,171 --> 00:28:29,104
I'm still having trouble kind of
wrapping my head around you.
579
00:28:29,106 --> 00:28:30,773
I mean, you went
to a great school
580
00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:32,041
and got a great education.
581
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:35,878
You're not awful-looking.
582
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,948
I just don't understand.
583
00:28:46,390 --> 00:28:50,192
Look, come on,
you gotta give me something.
584
00:28:50,194 --> 00:28:52,027
After graduation,
I had to get a job
585
00:28:52,029 --> 00:28:53,229
that paid enough
to put a dent
586
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,063
in my student loans.
587
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,931
This checked off
all the boxes.
588
00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:57,867
Okay, well,
there are plenty of normal jobs
589
00:28:57,869 --> 00:28:58,801
that pay well, right?
590
00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:00,269
Yeah, not like this.
591
00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,404
Once I hit a certain number,
I'll call it quits.
592
00:29:02,406 --> 00:29:04,240
I've got some ideas
of what I want to do,
593
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,875
but for now, this is it.
594
00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:07,843
Number...what kind of number
are we talking about?
595
00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:11,780
Last year, I made
213,000 tax-free.
596
00:29:11,782 --> 00:29:14,350
I figure at that rate,
another 21/2 years
597
00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:18,187
and I'll have the flexibility
to do what I want.
598
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:20,723
Holy shit.
599
00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:23,492
Got to get ready.
Don't be so shocked.
600
00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:29,331
So tell me about yourself.
Who is Mitchell Cooper?
601
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,000
Can't we just be,
like, friends
602
00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:32,768
and, like, hang out
and chill and not ask questions?
603
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:35,704
Hey, asshole.
I don't sound like that.
604
00:29:35,706 --> 00:29:37,206
What do you want to know?
605
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,174
I don't know, anything,
whatever.
606
00:29:39,176 --> 00:29:42,945
Just people
with normal lives fascinate me.
607
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,415
Normal, is that what
you think of me?
608
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:48,217
Mm, I don't know.
609
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,585
Uh, let's see.
610
00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:53,022
Well, I...I worked
at The Los Angeles Review.
611
00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:55,724
I mostly wrote
for the obituary section.
612
00:29:55,726 --> 00:29:59,862
That's kind of cool in, like,
a gothic loner kind of way.
613
00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:02,298
I don't know,
I just kind of...
614
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,000
kind of enjoyed finding
the best possible combination
615
00:30:05,002 --> 00:30:08,237
of words to tell
someone's story, you know?
616
00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:09,805
I like it
when I read the obituary
617
00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:11,240
and I look at the picture
618
00:30:11,242 --> 00:30:14,043
of the person
smiling and looking all happy,
619
00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:16,512
and you forget
about the pancreatic cancer
620
00:30:16,514 --> 00:30:18,447
or whatever shit happened.
621
00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:23,052
It's nice.
Zip me up?
622
00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:25,321
Um...
623
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,989
yeah, sure.
624
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,691
Sure.
625
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:35,864
¶ I know ¶
626
00:30:35,866 --> 00:30:38,934
¶ Know there's a way ¶
627
00:30:38,936 --> 00:30:43,939
Yeah, well,
zipped up.
628
00:30:43,941 --> 00:30:45,007
If you're gonna be seen
with me,
629
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,376
I can't have you
wearing that.
630
00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:51,347
What's wrong
with what I'm wearing?
631
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,848
You look like Mr. Rogers.
632
00:30:57,388 --> 00:31:01,190
What the fuck am I wearing?
633
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:02,524
What?
634
00:31:02,526 --> 00:31:04,259
I look like a band member
from Jesse and the Rippers
635
00:31:04,261 --> 00:31:06,061
from Full House, that's what.
636
00:31:06,063 --> 00:31:08,097
I think you look hip
and handsome,
637
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:09,198
like you belong.
638
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,701
- In a Robin Thicke video.
- A little bit.
639
00:31:12,703 --> 00:31:14,870
Well, if you're gonna be
seen with me,
640
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:16,505
this is what you're wearing.
641
00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:18,407
You just get a couple
different color T-shirts.
642
00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:19,675
You rotate them around.
643
00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:21,610
It'll be like
a whole new outfit.
644
00:31:21,612 --> 00:31:23,245
- The chain looks great on you.
- I...
645
00:31:23,247 --> 00:31:25,447
It does.
646
00:31:25,449 --> 00:31:27,349
You're gonna wait at the bar
until I land a client.
647
00:31:27,351 --> 00:31:28,917
Don't leave.
648
00:31:28,919 --> 00:31:30,986
When I do get somebody,
I'm gonna go to room 1516.
649
00:31:30,988 --> 00:31:32,921
Just wait in the hall
until I'm done.
650
00:31:32,923 --> 00:31:34,923
- Remember, you're a ghost.
- Got it.
651
00:31:34,925 --> 00:31:39,728
But if I do summon you,
you may engage me.
652
00:31:39,730 --> 00:31:43,065
Engage you?
What are you, the NSA?
653
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,767
Do I look like I'm laughing?
654
00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:46,835
On the outside, no,
but maybe on the inside?
655
00:31:46,837 --> 00:31:49,304
- No.
- Okay.
656
00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:52,675
All right.
657
00:31:52,677 --> 00:31:55,611
Can I have a drink or...
658
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:58,814
Would you pay
to have sex with me?
659
00:31:58,816 --> 00:32:00,749
I thought we've already
been through this.
660
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,084
I can't afford you.
661
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:06,055
I know, but, like,
am I fucking hot enough?
662
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:09,391
Oh, even the pros
need a pep talk
663
00:32:09,393 --> 00:32:12,661
once in a while, huh?
664
00:32:12,663 --> 00:32:16,632
I mean, yeah, you're hot.
665
00:32:19,336 --> 00:32:21,336
I understand
it's a part of aging,
666
00:32:21,338 --> 00:32:25,107
but I still think of myself
as a young guy.
667
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,676
- Oh?
- I think it's manly.
668
00:32:27,678 --> 00:32:29,111
All right, here.
669
00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:32,114
I'll let you feel something
that's manly, huh?
670
00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:34,983
That's funny,
but if you try that shit again,
671
00:32:34,985 --> 00:32:36,285
I'm gonna have my guy over there
672
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:40,823
snap off that puny excuse
for a dick.
673
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:41,857
Oh, hey, I was just...
674
00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:44,326
I was just messing around.
675
00:32:44,328 --> 00:32:46,528
Come on, there's no need
to get worked up here.
676
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:47,963
Come on,
we're just having drinks.
677
00:32:51,535 --> 00:32:55,938
Fuck yes! Oh!
Oh, my God.
678
00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,206
Bullshit.
679
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:58,841
What, you don't think
it's possible
680
00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:00,676
for me to enjoy the sex?
681
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,277
Not to that degree
and certainly not
682
00:33:02,279 --> 00:33:03,412
with a guy like that.
683
00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:05,447
I got to have something
for them to come back for.
684
00:33:05,449 --> 00:33:07,783
I mean, it's all
about generating regulars.
685
00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:09,952
What, you think
those artificial orgasm noises
686
00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:11,587
is what brings them back?
687
00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:13,489
Dude, I get rave reviews.
688
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:16,358
I'll be sure to check out
your Yelp page when I get home.
689
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,228
You should.
Five stars.
690
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:23,332
Who's texting so much?
691
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,600
Girlfriend?
692
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:27,369
No, just people.
693
00:33:27,371 --> 00:33:30,405
All right, meet me here
tomorrow, 10:00 a.m.
694
00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:33,742
All right.
Hey.
695
00:33:33,744 --> 00:33:38,147
Seriously,
thanks for doing this.
696
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:40,215
Ride's on me.
697
00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:46,922
It's nice of them to give me
a complimentary tea.
698
00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:49,792
So do you have a pimp, or do you
do all your own bookings?
699
00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:51,960
All generated
by yours truly.
700
00:33:51,962 --> 00:33:56,031
Ah, an entrepreneur.
Why go pimp-less?
701
00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:57,065
They take too much
of the pie
702
00:33:57,067 --> 00:33:58,934
for what they're worth.
703
00:33:58,936 --> 00:34:00,335
But isn't it, like,
dangerous for you
704
00:34:00,337 --> 00:34:02,171
to be out there all alone?
705
00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,605
I'm not gonna answer
another question
706
00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:06,074
until you man up
and get a pedicure.
707
00:34:06,076 --> 00:34:07,843
No, I'm not...I'm not gonna
get a pedicure.
708
00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:08,944
I've never had
a pedicure before.
709
00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:10,179
I'm not gonna
get a pedicure.
710
00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:12,748
Hey, do manicures
come with this?
711
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,950
No, that's extra.
Would you like one?
712
00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:17,452
Well, I just figure
since we're here.
713
00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:18,453
- Hmm.
- Right?
714
00:34:18,455 --> 00:34:19,521
Right.
715
00:34:19,523 --> 00:34:23,292
One-stop shopping
sort of thing.
716
00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:25,327
- No polish, though.
- No, of course not.
717
00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:26,328
No polish.
718
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:28,764
Yeah...yeah, it varies
719
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:31,400
anywhere from two to eight guys
a week.
720
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,135
Most of them are regulars.
721
00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:34,503
Wait, let's just back up
a little bit.
722
00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:36,972
How do you even get into this
in the first place?
723
00:34:36,974 --> 00:34:38,240
Dana had just
started working,
724
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,409
and she was making
all this money
725
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:43,111
while I was barely
covering the rent from tutoring,
726
00:34:43,113 --> 00:34:46,048
and, um, one night,
she took me to a club
727
00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:47,783
and introduced me
to her pimp.
728
00:34:47,785 --> 00:34:51,420
Oh, so you did have a pimp
at one point?
729
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,489
- Yes!
- Fucker.
730
00:34:54,491 --> 00:34:56,692
- Yeah, for a minute.
- Fuck.
731
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:04,733
Yeah.
For a minute.
732
00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:06,902
He gave me the $900 price tag
733
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,271
and called over
one of his clients,
734
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:10,539
and before I knew it,
735
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,642
his client came over
and pulls out a wad of cash
736
00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:17,112
and, um, puts it
right in front of me.
737
00:35:17,114 --> 00:35:18,914
You tell yourself that
you would never do something
738
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,984
like that for money,
739
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:26,054
but when it's staring at you
right in the face...
740
00:35:31,095 --> 00:35:34,229
Come on,
let's play another game.
741
00:35:34,231 --> 00:35:35,364
Let's go.
742
00:35:35,366 --> 00:35:37,266
Yeah, another game
where I kick your ass.
743
00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:39,534
All right, this is unfair.
I don't have this version.
744
00:35:39,536 --> 00:35:40,602
I've got two years ago.
745
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,741
Well, aren't you guys
in a celebratory mood?
746
00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:48,810
Celebrating Benny's promotion,
huh?
747
00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:50,412
You little prick, right?
748
00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:53,582
Now, I bet he has sucked
more dick than you
749
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,317
to get where you are,
750
00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:56,418
right there, Benny?
751
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,587
Right?
752
00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:00,889
God, relax, sweet tits, okay?
753
00:36:00,891 --> 00:36:02,691
We're just having some fun,
all right?
754
00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:04,326
Let's have another shot.
755
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,995
Hey, you want to move
this party upstairs?
756
00:36:06,997 --> 00:36:09,932
Whoa, whoa, group...
group table here.
757
00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:12,200
Come on, Warren, man, quit
giving her such a hard time.
758
00:36:12,202 --> 00:36:14,369
Shut the fuck up,
Benny, all right?
759
00:36:14,371 --> 00:36:16,538
Drink your drink, all right?
She can take it.
760
00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:20,275
She can take pretty much
anything I can give her, right?
761
00:36:20,277 --> 00:36:22,544
Huh? Oh!
762
00:36:22,546 --> 00:36:27,416
Ohh, you fucking slut.
763
00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:29,718
You know how many cocks
you would have to sit on
764
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:30,986
to pay for a shirt like this?
765
00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:32,187
All right,
that's fucking enough.
766
00:36:32,189 --> 00:36:34,990
Mitch.
767
00:36:34,992 --> 00:36:38,794
Uh...something going on
over here?
768
00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:40,095
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
769
00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:43,966
Mind your own
fucking business, pal, okay?
770
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:45,400
No, he's not gonna
mind his own business
771
00:36:45,402 --> 00:36:46,735
because he's my bodyguard,
772
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,203
and if you don't
shut the fuck up,
773
00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:50,138
he's gonna beat the crap
out of you.
774
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:53,775
Oh. Wow.
775
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,480
Tough guy, huh?
776
00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:02,551
You heard her.
777
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:03,819
If you don't shut the fuck up,
778
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:06,088
I'm gonna beat the crap
out of you.
779
00:37:08,959 --> 00:37:10,759
Why don't you get the fuck
out of here?
780
00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:12,961
Fuck this.
781
00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:26,108
Wait, wait.
782
00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:32,381
Wait, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.
Wait, wait, wait.
783
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:34,883
What are you, using me as, like,
some sort of pimp or something?
784
00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:36,151
Okay, we're using each other.
785
00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:37,686
You get what you want,
and I get what I want.
786
00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:39,488
I can't beat up five guys.
I'm not Bruce Lee.
787
00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:41,656
They're all talk. They're not
gonna actually do anything.
788
00:37:41,658 --> 00:37:42,924
Probably.
789
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:48,263
Think how great
your article will be.
790
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:56,371
Just don't get me killed,
okay?
791
00:37:56,373 --> 00:37:57,739
Thanks.
792
00:37:59,943 --> 00:38:01,443
Who keeps texting you?
793
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,544
People text.
Friends text.
794
00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:03,912
I'm sure you text.
795
00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:04,913
Yeah, but that's,
like, the text frequency
796
00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,982
of a very desperate woman.
797
00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:08,917
Hey, we're done here, right?
798
00:38:08,919 --> 00:38:11,219
Yeah, I guess.
799
00:38:11,221 --> 00:38:15,323
All right.
I'll see you later.
800
00:38:15,325 --> 00:38:17,125
Just like that?
801
00:38:17,127 --> 00:38:21,930
Since when does a pimp have
to explain anything to his ho?
802
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:31,907
¶ ¶
803
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:56,658
Don't stop.
Don't stop, don't stop!
804
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:59,728
Like I said,
I'm not planning on it.
805
00:40:15,512 --> 00:40:17,712
Fuck.
806
00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:21,183
I only caught the end,
807
00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:23,418
but I think you were doing
a little too much...
808
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,754
- You followed me.
- Yeah, I followed you.
809
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:27,289
All that text messaging,
810
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:30,425
you were giving me, like,
a creepy drug pin vibe.
811
00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:34,262
I needed to know what it was,
and now I know.
812
00:40:34,264 --> 00:40:35,797
Oh, a prostitute was worried
813
00:40:35,799 --> 00:40:37,566
about being linked
to a seedy underworld.
814
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:39,467
Yeah, if you're gonna be
in charge of my safety,
815
00:40:39,469 --> 00:40:41,469
I need to know that you're not
gonna just sketch off
816
00:40:41,471 --> 00:40:43,939
and leave me with
a potentially dangerous client.
817
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,407
I thought you said
this wasn't gonna be dangerous.
818
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:47,008
It's not gonna
be dangerous for you.
819
00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:48,910
I'm a sitting duck out there.
820
00:40:48,912 --> 00:40:51,713
Look, you're my ticket
to that job, okay?
821
00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:54,416
I'm not just gonna leave you.
822
00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:57,018
- I just wanted to be clear.
- We're clear.
823
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:58,987
Perfect.
824
00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:01,556
How'd you meet her?
825
00:41:01,558 --> 00:41:02,991
Who?
826
00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:04,693
The girl you had bent
over the bathroom sink.
827
00:41:04,695 --> 00:41:06,995
I'm sure she has a name.
828
00:41:14,304 --> 00:41:15,570
I'm sure she does,
829
00:41:15,572 --> 00:41:18,039
but I don't know it.
830
00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:20,442
Okay, look, that app
connected us, all right?
831
00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:25,313
What do I care
if she's on her shift break?
832
00:41:25,315 --> 00:41:28,416
Is this a rare occurrence?
833
00:41:28,418 --> 00:41:30,318
No.
834
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,287
This is fascinating.
835
00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,689
Do you get tested?
836
00:41:34,691 --> 00:41:35,924
Often.
837
00:41:35,926 --> 00:41:37,425
What's been your worst scare?
838
00:41:37,427 --> 00:41:38,426
Hep B.
839
00:41:38,428 --> 00:41:39,928
Hep C.
840
00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,496
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
841
00:41:41,498 --> 00:41:43,365
- But you're all, like...
- Yeah, everything's fine, you?
842
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:46,301
Oh, I'm...I'm fine.
But that two-week wait?
843
00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:47,702
Holy shit, right?
844
00:41:47,704 --> 00:41:48,703
I couldn't eat.
845
00:41:48,705 --> 00:41:51,439
I couldn't sleep.
846
00:41:53,243 --> 00:41:55,977
The worst part
is going to that clinic
847
00:41:55,979 --> 00:41:59,414
and sitting all alone.
848
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,383
It's awful.
849
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:05,420
And the place smells
like a funeral home.
850
00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:08,790
Yea...the hung poster
of the ethnically diverse
851
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:11,693
STD-free people
just kind of smiling there?
852
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,962
Yeah, what the fuck
is that about?
853
00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:19,434
Hey, I don't know
what you're doing on Sunday,
854
00:42:19,436 --> 00:42:22,637
but I'm heading to my dad's
house for dinner, and if...
855
00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:25,373
You want me to meet
your family?
856
00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:27,475
Not my fam...I mean,
it's just my dad
857
00:42:27,477 --> 00:42:30,245
and my sister,
but yeah.
858
00:42:30,247 --> 00:42:31,946
It'd be fun.
859
00:42:31,948 --> 00:42:34,849
What's this really about?
860
00:42:34,851 --> 00:42:35,917
What do you mean?
861
00:42:35,919 --> 00:42:36,985
I thought
it was poor form
862
00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:38,386
to bring your work
home with you.
863
00:42:38,388 --> 00:42:42,557
Well, you're a presentable
piece of work.
864
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:45,226
Okay, look, my family
thinks that I'm kind of,
865
00:42:45,228 --> 00:42:47,062
like, a big fuck-up,
and, well,
866
00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:49,964
you're smart and pretty
and personable.
867
00:42:49,966 --> 00:42:52,233
And if I were to bring
someone like you home,
868
00:42:52,235 --> 00:42:55,270
they'd, you know, think
I'm getting my shit together.
869
00:42:57,307 --> 00:42:59,274
You think I'm pretty?
870
00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:01,343
Look, just...
871
00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:03,345
deal or no?
872
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:06,214
I suppose
I'll wear something tasteful
873
00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:09,651
and girlfriend-y,
874
00:43:09,653 --> 00:43:10,885
but I'm not holding your hand,
875
00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:12,487
and you can't call me
babe or boo
876
00:43:12,489 --> 00:43:13,922
or anything
that starts with a B.
877
00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:15,490
Oh, my God, monkey,
you're gonna be great.
878
00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:18,326
Don't even.
879
00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:22,597
With all the time
you're spending on this article,
880
00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:24,232
it better be good, man.
881
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:27,736
It's good, I think.
I don't know.
882
00:43:27,738 --> 00:43:30,772
Wow, you sound
super confident.
883
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:32,207
How far into it are you?
884
00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:35,777
It's still in the, uh,
researching stage.
885
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,746
You gonna tell me
what it's about or what?
886
00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:39,314
Nope.
887
00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:40,515
Why?
888
00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:42,951
You're just gonna
be annoying about it.
889
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:45,487
Am I ever annoying?
890
00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:47,055
All right, fine, it's, um,
891
00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:48,957
just some profile
on some girl.
892
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,459
It's nothing.
893
00:43:51,461 --> 00:43:54,162
And she's topical?
Why?
894
00:43:54,164 --> 00:43:57,499
Well, uh,
she went to Stanford.
895
00:43:57,501 --> 00:43:59,267
Second-tier school, but...
896
00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:01,770
And, um, you know,
897
00:44:01,772 --> 00:44:04,038
men pay her for...for sex.
898
00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:10,245
You're doing a profile
on a prostitute?
899
00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:12,747
Well, if you want
to get technical about it,
900
00:44:12,749 --> 00:44:14,182
I guess, but...
901
00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:15,984
Well, I mean, they do say
write what you know.
902
00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,119
What are you fucking doing?
903
00:44:21,124 --> 00:44:29,531
¶ ¶
904
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:31,399
All right, this one?
905
00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:42,010
You didn't tell me
you were Bruce fucking Wayne.
906
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:46,581
Is this new money, old money?
What's going on here?
907
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,150
My dad was a songwriter
in the '70s.
908
00:44:49,152 --> 00:44:51,352
Probably a bunch
of classics that
909
00:44:51,354 --> 00:44:54,422
you've never heard of and none
that I care to remember.
910
00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:00,361
Okay.
911
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:06,868
You look like
Betty White's granddaughter.
912
00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:08,136
Did you win
your chess tournament?
913
00:45:08,138 --> 00:45:10,805
- I did, actually.
- I look great.
914
00:45:10,807 --> 00:45:12,273
Shit, how do I
address the butler?
915
00:45:12,275 --> 00:45:14,709
- I've never done this.
- I don't have a butler.
916
00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:16,377
Em, hey.
917
00:45:16,379 --> 00:45:18,112
I was beginning to think
you forgot about me.
918
00:45:18,114 --> 00:45:20,582
- You? Come on.
- Hey, I'm Natalie.
919
00:45:20,584 --> 00:45:22,884
Holy shit.
You're pretty.
920
00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,919
Well, you're adorable
yourself, little lady.
921
00:45:24,921 --> 00:45:26,254
This is my sister...
922
00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:30,058
But you're, like,
so fucking pretty.
923
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,559
You're, uh,
you're so fucking pretty.
924
00:45:31,561 --> 00:45:33,061
I like her.
925
00:45:38,101 --> 00:45:40,168
I see Dad's not getting on you
about the cursing.
926
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:41,970
If he's gonna
make me play JV football,
927
00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:45,740
he's gonna have to deal
with the cursing I'm exposed to.
928
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:47,175
Why is he making you
play football?
929
00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:48,843
Because Mitch quit
when he was in high school,
930
00:45:48,845 --> 00:45:50,712
and he doesn't want me
ending up like him.
931
00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:52,146
Why, what's wrong with Mitch?
932
00:45:52,148 --> 00:45:54,282
Dad says he's poor
and will continue to be poor
933
00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:57,085
if he keeps working
in a dying industry.
934
00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:58,319
Wait here.
935
00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:02,257
Home.
I love it.
936
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:06,027
Mitch is here.
937
00:46:06,029 --> 00:46:08,863
He's on to some workout video
these days.
938
00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:15,003
Mitchell.
939
00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:18,606
Dad, hey.
Good to...
940
00:46:18,608 --> 00:46:20,708
- Ha, yeah.
- See you.
941
00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:22,710
Yeah, you too.
942
00:46:22,712 --> 00:46:24,646
You're wearing your contact
lenses again, aren't you?
943
00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:25,947
Yeah.
944
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:29,250
You look a lot less anal
without your glasses.
945
00:46:29,252 --> 00:46:31,853
Thank you, I think.
946
00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:33,221
And this must be?
947
00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:34,222
I'm Natalie.
948
00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:36,391
Gorgeous, just gorgeous.
949
00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:38,660
- I'm Charles.
- You have a beautiful home.
950
00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:40,094
Eh, it's all right.
951
00:46:40,096 --> 00:46:42,063
It's been a while
since Mitchell
952
00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:43,731
brought a girlfriend
around here.
953
00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:46,301
How long you two been dating?
954
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,937
- Uh, four...
- Six...
955
00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:50,038
Four to six months.
956
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,139
We...we average it
out to five.
957
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:52,707
The beginning
is always weird.
958
00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,275
Does it start
with the first text message,
959
00:46:54,277 --> 00:46:55,076
the first kiss?
960
00:46:55,078 --> 00:46:57,045
First kiss.
Totes.
961
00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:59,213
Totes. Monkey,
why don't you write that down?
962
00:46:59,215 --> 00:47:01,082
First kiss.
963
00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:04,152
Stanford?
That's impressive.
964
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:07,422
I knew a girl
from Stanford once.
965
00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:09,924
Twice, actually.
966
00:47:09,926 --> 00:47:12,527
Natalie's running
her own tutoring business.
967
00:47:12,529 --> 00:47:13,995
Can you tutor me
in biology?
968
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,263
My teacher's got it out
for me.
969
00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:17,865
- She's a grade-A cunt.
- Language.
970
00:47:17,867 --> 00:47:20,001
JV football.
971
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:22,170
I wish I could,
but I only teach math.
972
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:24,439
Ha, Mitchell was never
any good at math.
973
00:47:24,441 --> 00:47:25,873
Emily here's a whiz.
974
00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:28,276
Look at that, ten minutes
before putting me down.
975
00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:29,611
That's a new record.
976
00:47:29,613 --> 00:47:31,913
Not everybody is good
at the same things, Mitchell.
977
00:47:31,915 --> 00:47:33,915
Dad doesn't think Mitch
applies himself and says
978
00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:37,218
he looks to blame
other people for his problems.
979
00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:39,554
I think
Mitch is gonna be just fine.
980
00:47:39,556 --> 00:47:40,755
I've actually been
reading the article
981
00:47:40,757 --> 00:47:41,990
that he's writing
for that magazine,
982
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:44,525
and it's really good.
983
00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:46,094
He's a great writer.
984
00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:48,162
Well, that's great news,
Mitchell.
985
00:47:48,164 --> 00:47:49,697
What's it about?
986
00:47:49,699 --> 00:47:52,734
The article, uh, it's, um...
987
00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:56,170
Well, you know when, um...
988
00:47:56,172 --> 00:48:00,174
How...how would I
describe this?
989
00:48:00,176 --> 00:48:04,545
It's about me
and my business.
990
00:48:04,547 --> 00:48:05,747
The learning habits
of children
991
00:48:05,749 --> 00:48:08,783
and what motivates them
and such.
992
00:48:08,785 --> 00:48:11,152
Wow, can't wait
to read that one.
993
00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:12,420
No offense.
994
00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:14,455
Yeah, no disrespect
to your profession, Natalie,
995
00:48:14,457 --> 00:48:16,958
but it seems like if this is
a one-shot audition thing,
996
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,626
why not just do something
a little more,
997
00:48:18,628 --> 00:48:20,962
I don't know, risqué?
998
00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:22,797
Oh, I have a feeling
if the article gets published,
999
00:48:22,799 --> 00:48:25,400
the risqué will pop out.
1000
00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:34,909
Yeah?
1001
00:48:34,911 --> 00:48:38,946
- Hey.
- Hey.
1002
00:48:38,948 --> 00:48:40,281
She's pretty great, huh?
1003
00:48:40,283 --> 00:48:43,084
Yeah, you might want
to hang on to that one.
1004
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,819
Yeah.
1005
00:48:44,821 --> 00:48:47,755
Hey, do you mind if I...
1006
00:48:47,757 --> 00:48:50,725
Uh...sure.
1007
00:48:50,727 --> 00:48:53,161
What can I do for you?
1008
00:48:56,533 --> 00:49:00,868
So you remember last week?
1009
00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:03,404
Do you remember last week
when I was short on rent?
1010
00:49:03,406 --> 00:49:05,506
Well, since I'm not gonna
find out about this article
1011
00:49:05,508 --> 00:49:08,576
for a few more weeks, I'm gonna
be short next week too.
1012
00:49:08,578 --> 00:49:10,611
Mitchell, you know that
I don't mind helping you out,
1013
00:49:10,613 --> 00:49:12,246
even though my therapist
is begging me
1014
00:49:12,248 --> 00:49:13,347
to stop enabling you.
1015
00:49:13,349 --> 00:49:14,816
Well, it's just
until I get this job,
1016
00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:16,350
and by the way,
it's looking good,
1017
00:49:16,352 --> 00:49:18,586
so I'm sure your therapist
would be fine with that.
1018
00:49:18,588 --> 00:49:20,988
It's not just Dr. Polanski.
1019
00:49:20,990 --> 00:49:22,390
No?
1020
00:49:25,195 --> 00:49:27,495
- It's Krystal as well.
- Who's Krystal?
1021
00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:29,330
- She's my astrologist.
- I'm sorry, your what?
1022
00:49:29,332 --> 00:49:30,665
My astrologist.
1023
00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:34,535
She says when Mercury
is in retrograde,
1024
00:49:34,537 --> 00:49:35,636
like it is right now,
1025
00:49:35,638 --> 00:49:37,305
I can't do anything financial.
1026
00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:39,440
In fact, she's instructed me
to freeze all my accounts
1027
00:49:39,442 --> 00:49:40,908
for the month.
1028
00:49:44,547 --> 00:49:46,414
Dad, th...
1029
00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:50,451
this is the last time,
I swear.
1030
00:49:50,453 --> 00:49:54,388
Mitchell, I'm sorry.
I wish I could help you out.
1031
00:49:54,390 --> 00:49:57,892
Retrograde is retrograde.
1032
00:49:57,894 --> 00:50:00,428
Right, uh, retrograde.
1033
00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:01,929
Yeah.
1034
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:07,668
Okay, Dad.
1035
00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:09,170
Oh, have you gone
to any of those meetings
1036
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,239
that Dr. Polanski
suggested for the sex thing?
1037
00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:13,407
- No, I didn't.
- You really might want to go.
1038
00:50:13,409 --> 00:50:14,909
He can help you.
1039
00:50:16,012 --> 00:50:17,211
- 31/2.
- Can you do that?
1040
00:50:17,213 --> 00:50:19,180
Okay, no big.
1041
00:50:22,952 --> 00:50:25,319
Hey, just text us when
you get picked up, all right?
1042
00:50:25,321 --> 00:50:28,389
I'll get a ride home
from one of the girls.
1043
00:50:28,391 --> 00:50:31,025
- Have fun.
- Thanks.
1044
00:50:31,027 --> 00:50:33,461
Hey, thanks for being
so cool at dinner tonight.
1045
00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:36,798
I know my dad
can be a little much.
1046
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,233
No, they're cool.
1047
00:50:39,235 --> 00:50:40,334
I had fun.
1048
00:50:40,336 --> 00:50:42,203
Although, if you do
get this job,
1049
00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:45,406
don't tell your dad
that I'm your prostitute muse.
1050
00:50:45,408 --> 00:50:46,941
It'll break his heart.
1051
00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:50,044
I really think
he likes you.
1052
00:50:50,046 --> 00:50:53,548
I know.
1053
00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:58,719
So, uh...you probably
want to go home now.
1054
00:50:58,721 --> 00:51:00,154
What, are you kicking me out?
1055
00:51:00,156 --> 00:51:03,124
No, no,
I'm just saying here's your out,
1056
00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:05,293
if you want it.
1057
00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:08,196
Yeah, what I want to do is
I want to drink wine
1058
00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:10,798
on the porch of that giant
fucking Scarface mansion.
1059
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,466
That's what I want to do.
1060
00:51:12,468 --> 00:51:15,036
Then let's do that.
1061
00:51:15,038 --> 00:51:18,406
Why do you go to a bar
to pick up guys?
1062
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:20,141
Why don't you have, like,
an online profile?
1063
00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:21,876
I'm not a fan
of the Internet.
1064
00:51:21,878 --> 00:51:23,578
That's trending
downwards anyway,
1065
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:27,114
so I wouldn't worry
about it.
1066
00:51:27,116 --> 00:51:29,951
No, really,
why are you an escort?
1067
00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:31,118
And I don't want
to hear any bullshit
1068
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,954
about how bad
the economy is.
1069
00:51:32,956 --> 00:51:37,692
You could do
anything you want.
1070
00:51:37,694 --> 00:51:39,660
- I can't get a job.
- Bullshit.
1071
00:51:39,662 --> 00:51:41,696
I don't believe that.
1072
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,001
Okay, look,
this is off the record.
1073
00:51:47,003 --> 00:51:49,670
- Okay.
- No, I'm serious.
1074
00:51:49,672 --> 00:51:51,739
You cannot put this
in the article.
1075
00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:53,307
Okay.
1076
00:52:03,219 --> 00:52:04,919
When I was a senior
in college,
1077
00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:07,154
I made a list of the guys
1078
00:52:07,156 --> 00:52:08,723
that I had sex with
in school,
1079
00:52:08,725 --> 00:52:11,859
and I put it into
this PowerPoint presentation
1080
00:52:11,861 --> 00:52:14,862
with pictures and things
like dick size estimates,
1081
00:52:14,864 --> 00:52:17,031
and, I mean,
it was awesome.
1082
00:52:17,033 --> 00:52:18,299
And I forwarded it
to a bunch
1083
00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:21,235
of my girlfriends
as a stupid joke.
1084
00:52:21,237 --> 00:52:25,206
Was there, like,
a lot of guys on this list?
1085
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,108
What's a lot?
1086
00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:32,647
I don't know, like,
20s, 30...9...
1087
00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:36,250
There was a lot.
1088
00:52:36,252 --> 00:52:37,718
I was in college.
1089
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,320
I enjoy sex,
and I don't think
1090
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:42,390
that that is anything
to be ashamed of.
1091
00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:47,428
But one of my asshole friends
1092
00:52:47,430 --> 00:52:49,764
decides to forward it
to one of her guy friends,
1093
00:52:49,766 --> 00:52:51,699
who forwards it
to one of his guy friends,
1094
00:52:51,701 --> 00:52:53,367
and before you know it,
1095
00:52:53,369 --> 00:52:57,104
it's hit all the major blogs,
The Huffington Post.
1096
00:52:57,106 --> 00:53:00,007
Piers Morgan
was gracious enough
1097
00:53:00,009 --> 00:53:03,010
to use me
as an example on CNN
1098
00:53:03,012 --> 00:53:06,047
in supporting his claim
that our selfie generation
1099
00:53:06,049 --> 00:53:08,282
is the demise
of civilization
1100
00:53:08,284 --> 00:53:10,885
as we know it.
1101
00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:12,653
I remember reading
about this.
1102
00:53:12,655 --> 00:53:14,422
- That was me.
- That's you?
1103
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:17,725
That's me.
1104
00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:19,493
Try getting a job
when every Google search
1105
00:53:19,495 --> 00:53:23,364
of your name has the word
"whore" next to it.
1106
00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:27,668
I figure, if I'm gonna
be called a whore,
1107
00:53:27,670 --> 00:53:30,404
I might as well
get paid like one.
1108
00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,977
I'm sorry.
1109
00:53:37,981 --> 00:53:40,114
Yeah.
1110
00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:43,084
Everybody's got something,
I guess.
1111
00:53:43,086 --> 00:53:45,186
No, but that's, like,
a big something.
1112
00:53:45,188 --> 00:53:47,221
Thanks, dick.
1113
00:53:51,761 --> 00:53:53,394
- What's up?
- Oh, shit.
1114
00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:56,263
Uh, we got to go
pick up Emily.
1115
00:54:00,837 --> 00:54:03,404
- What the...
- What happened?
1116
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:10,411
The girls wouldn't stop
calling me Ice Box,
1117
00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,546
and now I feel sick too.
1118
00:54:12,548 --> 00:54:13,681
I just want to go home.
1119
00:54:13,683 --> 00:54:14,815
They called you what?
1120
00:54:14,817 --> 00:54:16,684
Ice Box, the girl
who plays football
1121
00:54:16,686 --> 00:54:18,753
in the Little Giants.
1122
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:22,023
Little Giants,
that's pretty funny.
1123
00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:24,025
No, it's not funny at all.
1124
00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:25,559
Why are they so mean to me?
1125
00:54:25,561 --> 00:54:27,094
- What did I do wrong?
- You know what?
1126
00:54:27,096 --> 00:54:29,163
I'm gonna say something.
Nobody bullies my little sister.
1127
00:54:29,165 --> 00:54:30,898
- No, I got this.
- No, you don't have to.
1128
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:33,467
No, I got this.
1129
00:54:36,472 --> 00:54:41,809
¶ ¶
1130
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:44,545
She looks like
one tough motherfucker.
1131
00:54:44,547 --> 00:54:48,049
Language.
But yeah.
1132
00:54:48,051 --> 00:54:55,990
¶ ¶
1133
00:54:55,992 --> 00:54:57,425
You're not what I expected.
1134
00:54:57,427 --> 00:54:58,726
- Oh, shit.
- What?
1135
00:54:58,728 --> 00:54:59,794
That's the wrong house.
1136
00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:01,195
Listen, you little bitch,
1137
00:55:01,197 --> 00:55:02,763
I knew girls like you
in high school,
1138
00:55:02,765 --> 00:55:03,764
and you know
what happened to them?
1139
00:55:04,967 --> 00:55:06,033
Come on.
1140
00:55:06,035 --> 00:55:07,835
You better get
your shit together
1141
00:55:07,837 --> 00:55:08,869
and stop picking on other girls.
1142
00:55:09,972 --> 00:55:11,272
You don't make yourself taller
1143
00:55:11,274 --> 00:55:13,340
by standing on the toes
of others, got it?
1144
00:55:13,342 --> 00:55:14,642
Dad?
1145
00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:17,211
Yeah, go ahead.
Call your daddy.
1146
00:55:17,213 --> 00:55:19,513
I'd like to have a word
with him too.
1147
00:55:21,117 --> 00:55:22,450
What?
1148
00:55:22,452 --> 00:55:24,418
Hey, you're at the wrong house.
Get back to the car.
1149
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:25,686
Wrong house,
get back to the car.
1150
00:55:25,688 --> 00:55:27,188
Let's go.
1151
00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:31,725
¶ ¶
1152
00:55:31,727 --> 00:55:33,260
You couldn't get
in the driver's seat?
1153
00:55:33,262 --> 00:55:34,995
My license expired
five years ago.
1154
00:55:34,997 --> 00:55:36,397
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
- I'm going.
1155
00:55:36,399 --> 00:55:38,232
Got a ponytail and everything.
Let's go.
1156
00:55:38,234 --> 00:55:40,868
Why do I have
to be the getaway driver?
1157
00:55:48,211 --> 00:55:50,511
Don't let those girls
get to you.
1158
00:55:50,513 --> 00:55:52,113
I wish it were that easy.
1159
00:55:52,115 --> 00:55:53,814
They're threatened by you.
1160
00:55:53,816 --> 00:55:55,282
You're on the football team,
getting to spend
1161
00:55:55,284 --> 00:55:57,518
all that intimate time
with all the cute guys
1162
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,687
that they have crushes on.
1163
00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:01,088
And they're not confident,
1164
00:56:01,090 --> 00:56:05,626
so they try and make you
feel as sad as they do.
1165
00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:07,228
You really think that?
1166
00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:11,265
Yup, and if you let them
get to you,
1167
00:56:11,267 --> 00:56:14,235
then they've won.
1168
00:56:25,681 --> 00:56:27,781
Do you want to go
to my bedroom?
1169
00:56:27,783 --> 00:56:29,817
My bedroom's upstairs,
if you want to go to sleep.
1170
00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:32,119
Your bedroom's upstairs?
Is that what you said?
1171
00:56:32,121 --> 00:56:34,355
Yeah, you can sleep up there.
I'll sleep here on the couch.
1172
00:56:34,357 --> 00:56:36,056
Look, we have to sleep
in the same bedroom
1173
00:56:36,058 --> 00:56:38,626
if your dad's gonna think
we're dating.
1174
00:56:38,628 --> 00:56:40,161
I'm being a gentleman.
1175
00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:42,129
Don't be weird.
1176
00:56:42,131 --> 00:56:43,831
- I am not being weird.
- You're totally being weird.
1177
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:47,134
- I'm not being weird.
- Okay, shh.
1178
00:56:59,415 --> 00:57:02,149
You need help there, Shrek?
1179
00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:12,226
That was really sweet,
what you did for Emily tonight.
1180
00:57:12,228 --> 00:57:15,162
Even if it meant
making a harmless girl cry.
1181
00:57:15,164 --> 00:57:18,399
There are no harmless
high school girls.
1182
00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:21,635
You really took charge.
1183
00:57:21,637 --> 00:57:23,103
Sometimes you got
to read a situation
1184
00:57:23,105 --> 00:57:27,708
and take the bull
by the horns.
1185
00:57:27,710 --> 00:57:29,176
When was the last time
you kissed a guy off the job?
1186
00:57:29,178 --> 00:57:31,178
I don't kiss guys on the job.
1187
00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:34,448
When was your last kiss?
1188
00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:38,752
I don't know,
it's been a while.
1189
00:57:38,754 --> 00:57:43,557
Any new techniques
I should know about?
1190
00:57:43,559 --> 00:57:45,059
¶ So you're there ¶
1191
00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:50,798
¶ From the mirror's other side ¶
1192
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:55,603
¶ So you can feel truth see ¶
1193
00:57:55,605 --> 00:58:00,441
¶ Through you ¶
1194
00:58:00,443 --> 00:58:03,177
¶ Come inside ¶
1195
00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:04,745
¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
1196
00:58:04,747 --> 00:58:05,913
- See you later?
- Yeah.
1197
00:58:05,915 --> 00:58:09,149
¶ Your wounds will heal ¶
1198
00:58:09,151 --> 00:58:10,884
¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
1199
00:58:10,886 --> 00:58:13,787
¶ And all is revealed ¶
1200
00:58:13,789 --> 00:58:15,222
Hey, Mitch.
1201
00:58:15,224 --> 00:58:18,926
¶ But what would we know
of the sentient life? ¶
1202
00:58:18,928 --> 00:58:21,595
I want you to have this.
1203
00:58:21,597 --> 00:58:22,863
What is it?
1204
00:58:22,865 --> 00:58:24,331
I overheard your conversation
with your dad.
1205
00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:27,101
- No, I-I can't take this.
- No, no, take it.
1206
00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:29,536
You'll pay me back
after you get your new job.
1207
00:58:29,538 --> 00:58:33,007
¶ From the mirror's other side ¶
1208
00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:35,709
Just take it.
1209
00:58:35,711 --> 00:58:37,845
¶ So you can feel ¶
1210
00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:44,118
Uh, what...
hey, so what are you doing now?
1211
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,721
Uh, run home and then I have
an appointment at the clinic,
1212
00:58:47,723 --> 00:58:49,290
you know,
the one over on Grand Avenue?
1213
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,924
Yeah, yeah, I like that one.
1214
00:58:50,926 --> 00:58:52,259
Comfortable waiting room chairs
over there.
1215
00:58:52,261 --> 00:58:54,228
Yeah, they're a little worn
for my liking,
1216
00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,397
but it's not as bad
as the one on Wilshire.
1217
00:58:56,399 --> 00:58:58,399
No, those are bad.
1218
00:59:00,536 --> 00:59:04,571
- Um...
- Go already.
1219
00:59:04,573 --> 00:59:06,774
Hey, uh...
1220
00:59:09,011 --> 00:59:11,245
Thank you.
1221
00:59:11,247 --> 00:59:15,849
¶ It only wants,
it only wants us all ¶
1222
00:59:18,788 --> 00:59:22,222
¶ Come inside ¶
1223
00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:23,891
¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
1224
00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:27,628
¶ So we can feel ¶
1225
00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:29,530
¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
1226
00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:33,300
¶ That all is revealed ¶
1227
00:59:33,302 --> 00:59:35,769
¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
1228
00:59:38,307 --> 00:59:41,608
¶ Come inside ¶
1229
00:59:41,610 --> 00:59:43,444
¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
1230
00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:47,214
¶ So we can feel ¶
1231
00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:48,982
¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
1232
00:59:48,984 --> 00:59:53,253
¶ Your heart out of steel ¶
1233
00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:58,892
¶ But what would we know
of the sentient life? ¶
1234
00:59:58,894 --> 01:00:04,298
¶ We only know,
we only know a lie ¶
1235
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:10,003
¶ It only wants,
it only wants us all ¶
1236
01:00:15,911 --> 01:00:18,245
Can I read that
when you're done?
1237
01:00:18,247 --> 01:00:20,781
What are you doing here?
1238
01:00:20,783 --> 01:00:24,485
You said how much
you hated these places, so...
1239
01:00:24,487 --> 01:00:27,354
I didn't want you
to be alone.
1240
01:00:32,995 --> 01:00:36,397
What is...
This looks depressing.
1241
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,506
How long you been here?
1242
01:00:45,508 --> 01:00:47,474
Hours.
1243
01:00:47,476 --> 01:00:49,176
Hitting the clinic, huh?
1244
01:00:49,178 --> 01:00:53,313
Quite a thoughtful gesture
for a work associate.
1245
01:00:53,315 --> 01:00:57,384
I'm a...I'm a good friend,
you know?
1246
01:00:57,386 --> 01:01:00,587
I'm helping you build
this desk, aren't I?
1247
01:01:00,589 --> 01:01:03,557
Yeah.
Your dad know about this escort?
1248
01:01:03,559 --> 01:01:05,058
He's met her, yeah,
1249
01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:08,629
but he...he doesn't, like,
know what she does.
1250
01:01:08,631 --> 01:01:10,230
And you're not gonna tell him.
1251
01:01:10,232 --> 01:01:12,166
Nothing to tell
if nothing's going on, right?
1252
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:13,901
Look, man, I can just talk
to her about things
1253
01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:15,536
that I can't talk about
with just anyone.
1254
01:01:15,538 --> 01:01:18,105
What's that mean, you can't
talk to me about stuff?
1255
01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:20,474
She doesn't judge me, man.
1256
01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:22,476
Mitch, I don't judge.
1257
01:01:22,478 --> 01:01:24,144
I observe,
1258
01:01:24,146 --> 01:01:26,046
and I think it's great
that you got a new buddy,
1259
01:01:26,048 --> 01:01:28,015
but why not bond with someone
1260
01:01:28,017 --> 01:01:30,951
who's into World of Warcraft
or Sudoku or water parks?
1261
01:01:30,953 --> 01:01:34,888
Anything other
than sex with dudes for money.
1262
01:01:34,890 --> 01:01:36,290
That's dangerous.
1263
01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:38,025
What are you...
why are you standing?
1264
01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:40,394
You call me over here
to help you build a desk,
1265
01:01:40,396 --> 01:01:41,595
and I'm doing all the work.
1266
01:01:41,597 --> 01:01:43,130
I help you sometimes.
1267
01:01:43,132 --> 01:01:44,264
When?
1268
01:01:44,266 --> 01:01:46,600
Like last week,
I gave you a fully loaded iPod.
1269
01:01:46,602 --> 01:01:47,901
That was a first generation
1270
01:01:47,903 --> 01:01:49,503
with a bunch of Celtic music
on it.
1271
01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:50,971
I don't even know
what I'm gonna do with that.
1272
01:01:50,973 --> 01:01:52,806
Listen to it.
Go for a fucking jog.
1273
01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:55,242
- I ca...
- It's very rousing music.
1274
01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:56,643
- Where are you going?
- You know what?
1275
01:01:56,645 --> 01:01:57,978
Like, every time
we hang out,
1276
01:01:57,980 --> 01:02:00,047
all you do is just
point out my problems.
1277
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:02,549
Well, here's your problem, man.
You're an asshole.
1278
01:02:02,551 --> 01:02:05,586
I don't feel the need to
tell you that every single day.
1279
01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:08,856
No...Mitch.
1280
01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:11,058
I can't do
these kinds of things!
1281
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:18,098
¶ ¶
1282
01:02:20,035 --> 01:02:22,336
- Hey, you ready?
- Yeah.
1283
01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:33,146
¶ ¶
1284
01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:50,731
What is this?
1285
01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:52,833
Uh, why don't you
have a seat, Mitch?
1286
01:02:52,835 --> 01:02:55,836
We just want to talk to you.
1287
01:02:55,838 --> 01:02:57,538
Uh, about what?
1288
01:02:57,540 --> 01:02:59,573
Mitch, take seat.
1289
01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:01,275
Or you can stand, if you're
more comfortable like that.
1290
01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:05,445
This is...
this is for you, so...
1291
01:03:05,447 --> 01:03:08,148
Why is Junior here?
Why...why is my landlord here?
1292
01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:10,884
They needed me
for unlock apartment.
1293
01:03:10,886 --> 01:03:13,954
I ask what for.
They tell me.
1294
01:03:13,956 --> 01:03:16,890
I am here to support.
1295
01:03:16,892 --> 01:03:18,025
What did they tell you?
1296
01:03:18,027 --> 01:03:19,426
That you have a problem
1297
01:03:19,428 --> 01:03:21,461
that's been taking over
your life for years.
1298
01:03:21,463 --> 01:03:25,198
Even though you think
you don't hurt people, you do.
1299
01:03:26,402 --> 01:03:29,436
So, JP,
you've staged an intervention?
1300
01:03:29,438 --> 01:03:31,004
There...there's four people here.
1301
01:03:31,006 --> 01:03:33,240
Typically there...
there's more than four.
1302
01:03:33,242 --> 01:03:35,342
Well, that's...that's part
of the problem.
1303
01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:38,145
These are the only people
that cared enough to show up.
1304
01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:39,746
You couldn't even get
Allie here?
1305
01:03:39,748 --> 01:03:41,582
No, Thursday tennis lessons
1306
01:03:41,584 --> 01:03:43,717
that she missed last week,
which turned into this thing...
1307
01:03:43,719 --> 01:03:47,888
JP told me about the sex app
thing or whatever.
1308
01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:50,657
This is just
getting out of hand, son.
1309
01:03:50,659 --> 01:03:53,961
Mitch, you have to stop
the drinking.
1310
01:03:53,963 --> 01:03:57,531
It hurts the people you love
who love you back so much.
1311
01:03:57,533 --> 01:03:59,833
I'm, uh, not an alcoholic.
1312
01:03:59,835 --> 01:04:02,936
Drugs.
That's even worse.
1313
01:04:02,938 --> 01:04:06,673
- My son is addicted to sex.
- What?
1314
01:04:06,675 --> 01:04:08,175
I think we got it
from here, bud.
1315
01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,143
Thank you.
1316
01:04:10,145 --> 01:04:13,013
Son, I think it's time
that you get serious
1317
01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:14,948
about getting some real help.
1318
01:04:14,950 --> 01:04:18,652
I'm sorry, you say
he's addicted to sex
1319
01:04:18,654 --> 01:04:20,687
as if it's a bad thing?
1320
01:04:20,689 --> 01:04:22,222
We all care
about you, Mitch.
1321
01:04:22,224 --> 01:04:25,726
We all just want
to see you get better.
1322
01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:28,829
Em, what have I ever
done to you?
1323
01:04:28,831 --> 01:04:30,497
Whenever I have plans
to visit you,
1324
01:04:30,499 --> 01:04:32,366
you cancel last minute.
1325
01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:36,703
You've been home, like, four
weekends in the past two years.
1326
01:04:36,705 --> 01:04:38,171
You always say
you're there for me,
1327
01:04:38,173 --> 01:04:40,974
but you're never actually there.
1328
01:04:40,976 --> 01:04:43,910
Mitchell, it doesn't matter
how you ended up here.
1329
01:04:43,912 --> 01:04:47,681
The important thing
is where you go from here.
1330
01:04:47,683 --> 01:04:48,982
How I ended up here?
1331
01:04:48,984 --> 01:04:50,851
You want to use
this weak-ass intervention
1332
01:04:50,853 --> 01:04:52,953
to figure out
how I ended up here?
1333
01:04:52,955 --> 01:04:56,957
- Krystal says...
- Fuck Krystal.
1334
01:04:56,959 --> 01:05:00,093
Hell, I'm surprised
you're even here.
1335
01:05:00,095 --> 01:05:02,529
Shouldn't you be out
walking the Great Wall
1336
01:05:02,531 --> 01:05:07,334
or hanging out with some
energy healing voodoo master?
1337
01:05:07,336 --> 01:05:08,635
But you know what I do remember?
1338
01:05:08,637 --> 01:05:12,572
I remember
my high school graduation,
1339
01:05:12,574 --> 01:05:15,876
you not being there 'cause
you had fucking Burning Man.
1340
01:05:18,914 --> 01:05:20,447
- No, Mitch...
- This is bullshit, JP.
1341
01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:22,916
- Mitch?
- Come on, man.
1342
01:05:22,918 --> 01:05:25,152
We didn't even...this was just
the intro part.
1343
01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:27,954
This sex app...
how you search?
1344
01:05:27,956 --> 01:05:29,589
Sex? Sex app?
Just...
1345
01:05:29,591 --> 01:05:31,291
No, you just...
you have a ton of apps.
1346
01:05:31,293 --> 01:05:32,325
I know.
1347
01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:43,336
¶ ¶
1348
01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:49,609
All right,
I'm gonna head out there.
1349
01:05:49,611 --> 01:05:51,878
I'm here if you need me.
1350
01:05:55,050 --> 01:05:58,018
All right.
What is the deal?
1351
01:05:59,655 --> 01:06:01,588
What?
Nothing.
1352
01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:02,856
Nothing?
1353
01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:04,091
You were acting weird
on the way over here,
1354
01:06:04,093 --> 01:06:07,394
and now you're not even
looking at me.
1355
01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:09,329
I'm fine.
1356
01:06:12,434 --> 01:06:17,337
Does this have anything
to do with the other night?
1357
01:06:17,339 --> 01:06:19,740
I don't give a shit
about that.
1358
01:07:03,719 --> 01:07:05,952
Hey, I...I said
not on the lips.
1359
01:07:05,954 --> 01:07:09,823
I said not on the lips.
1360
01:07:11,827 --> 01:07:15,796
Hey. I can't.
1361
01:07:21,336 --> 01:07:23,203
- Just...
- Hey.
1362
01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:26,039
Jesus, the waiters here
get creepier every day.
1363
01:07:26,041 --> 01:07:27,240
Mitch, I can
handle this, okay?
1364
01:07:27,242 --> 01:07:28,208
Wait, you know this guy?
1365
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,509
Hey, buddy, I think
you better leave.
1366
01:07:29,511 --> 01:07:30,677
Look, I've got a better idea.
1367
01:07:30,679 --> 01:07:33,213
Maybe you
and your faggot necklace
1368
01:07:33,215 --> 01:07:35,081
could get the fuck out
of my face,
1369
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:37,250
and later on I'll take a picture
of me fucking your friend,
1370
01:07:37,252 --> 01:07:38,785
so you have something
to jerk off to.
1371
01:07:38,787 --> 01:07:42,289
Hey. Mitch, stop it!
1372
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:43,523
Stop it!
Mitch!
1373
01:07:43,525 --> 01:07:46,026
Hey, hey!
1374
01:07:46,028 --> 01:07:47,394
Get the fuck out of here!
1375
01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:53,200
¶ ¶
1376
01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:01,641
¶ All that's gone ¶
1377
01:08:01,643 --> 01:08:03,810
¶ And there's nothing left ¶
1378
01:08:03,812 --> 01:08:06,546
¶ Nothing left for me ¶
1379
01:08:06,548 --> 01:08:08,481
¶ But bitterness ¶
1380
01:08:08,483 --> 01:08:10,517
¶ Frustration ¶
1381
01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:12,919
¶ False relation ¶
1382
01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:14,254
You know, you should really
lock your door
1383
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:17,858
if you don't want
people barging in.
1384
01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:20,327
Since when do you give a shit
about protecting me?
1385
01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:22,896
That's what you wanted, right?
You wanted protection.
1386
01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:24,164
You wanted someone
to care about you,
1387
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:25,532
so that's exactly
what I gave you.
1388
01:08:25,534 --> 01:08:26,900
Oh, don't give me that.
1389
01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:29,069
You're using me just like
everybody else does,
1390
01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:30,570
but it's
for your magazine article
1391
01:08:30,572 --> 01:08:32,305
and to con your Dad
into giving you money.
1392
01:08:32,307 --> 01:08:33,640
And you're perfect?
1393
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:35,075
You became a hooker
because you bragged
1394
01:08:35,077 --> 01:08:37,878
about fucking a bunch
of guys in college.
1395
01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:42,649
You know, you could say
that Victoria's
1396
01:08:42,651 --> 01:08:45,185
just a character
that you play,
1397
01:08:45,187 --> 01:08:47,687
but you like this job.
1398
01:08:47,689 --> 01:08:49,256
You revel in it.
1399
01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:52,425
You're comfortable in it
because you're in control.
1400
01:08:52,427 --> 01:08:54,361
You dictate the terms.
1401
01:08:54,363 --> 01:08:56,029
You don't have to worry
about being rejected
1402
01:08:56,031 --> 01:08:57,397
by a bunch of guys
who just want
1403
01:08:57,399 --> 01:09:00,400
to come all over you.
1404
01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:01,902
And you're just a sad person
1405
01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:04,671
who revels
in his own self-loathing.
1406
01:09:04,673 --> 01:09:06,907
I'll end the debate
for you right now, Mitch.
1407
01:09:06,909 --> 01:09:08,642
You're not a sex addict.
1408
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:10,644
You're just
an emotionally crippled child
1409
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:12,512
with low self-esteem
who uses sex
1410
01:09:12,514 --> 01:09:14,080
to numb his feelings.
1411
01:09:14,082 --> 01:09:17,217
Your problem isn't sex.
Your problem is reality.
1412
01:09:17,219 --> 01:09:20,720
Sex is just
your pathetic fucking Band-Aid.
1413
01:09:30,432 --> 01:09:38,638
¶ ¶
1414
01:09:57,459 --> 01:10:01,394
¶ You exhaust me
you know ¶
1415
01:10:01,396 --> 01:10:06,433
¶ Bellowing black
exhaust pipe smoke ¶
1416
01:10:06,435 --> 01:10:08,635
¶ And the smut won't wash ¶
1417
01:10:08,637 --> 01:10:12,772
¶ From this
unsuitable immigrant skin ¶
1418
01:10:15,444 --> 01:10:19,279
¶ Such a villainous grace ¶
1419
01:10:19,281 --> 01:10:24,217
¶ I don't know
what you've done to your face ¶
1420
01:10:24,219 --> 01:10:27,087
¶ Some nights
I can't figure out ¶
1421
01:10:27,089 --> 01:10:30,824
¶ Quite where your heart is ¶
1422
01:10:39,634 --> 01:10:44,204
¶ Oh, Los Angeles, be kind ¶
1423
01:10:48,810 --> 01:10:54,014
¶ No more trouble
or red lights ¶
1424
01:10:57,052 --> 01:11:02,088
¶ I can learn to love you
in due time ¶
1425
01:11:02,090 --> 01:11:06,893
¶ Oh, Los Angeles, be kind ¶
1426
01:11:09,731 --> 01:11:12,966
You asked me
for an opportunity.
1427
01:11:12,968 --> 01:11:15,902
I didn't have to give you
a chance, and I did,
1428
01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:17,804
and now you're telling me
you have this great story
1429
01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:20,673
and you can't write it?
1430
01:11:20,675 --> 01:11:23,343
I guess
that's accurate, yeah.
1431
01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:27,747
Huh. Okay.
1432
01:11:27,749 --> 01:11:29,516
That's it?
You're not mad?
1433
01:11:29,518 --> 01:11:30,817
Mad?
Fuck do I care?
1434
01:11:30,819 --> 01:11:32,052
I've got two writers
out there
1435
01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:33,787
who'd club a baby seal
for the job.
1436
01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:35,822
Well, look,
I could write something else.
1437
01:11:35,824 --> 01:11:37,257
I'd just need
a little bit more time.
1438
01:11:37,259 --> 01:11:40,160
I make my decision
at the end of the week.
1439
01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:41,828
Oh.
1440
01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:48,468
All right, well, uh,
thanks for the opportunity.
1441
01:11:51,073 --> 01:11:53,940
Hey, it's none of my business,
1442
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:56,543
but when you came in here,
you were hungry.
1443
01:11:56,545 --> 01:11:57,744
You were inspired.
1444
01:11:57,746 --> 01:12:00,013
I mean,
you really wanted this job.
1445
01:12:00,015 --> 01:12:02,615
It's, what, just not important
to you anymore?
1446
01:12:02,617 --> 01:12:04,717
No, it still is.
1447
01:12:04,719 --> 01:12:07,854
If you are a journalist,
you write.
1448
01:12:07,856 --> 01:12:11,925
If you can do anything else,
you do anything else.
1449
01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:13,960
If you're stuck,
go back to the heart.
1450
01:12:13,962 --> 01:12:16,129
Go back to what inspired you
in the first place, you know,
1451
01:12:16,131 --> 01:12:17,430
what really got you...
1452
01:12:17,432 --> 01:12:18,598
Oh, I've got to take this.
1453
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:22,035
David.
Hi, any news?
1454
01:12:22,037 --> 01:12:23,436
Damn.
1455
01:12:23,438 --> 01:12:26,706
Okay. Um, yeah.
1456
01:12:42,991 --> 01:12:50,997
¶ ¶
1457
01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:16,523
Oh!
God, ow!
1458
01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:18,057
Jesus Christ,
what the fuck are you doing?
1459
01:13:18,059 --> 01:13:19,259
- We need to talk.
- Hey! Open up!
1460
01:13:19,261 --> 01:13:20,827
Then fucking call me!
1461
01:13:20,829 --> 01:13:22,462
I do call.
You don't pick up my calls.
1462
01:13:22,464 --> 01:13:23,463
You need to leave.
I'm working.
1463
01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:25,098
Not until you hear me out.
1464
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:27,534
Hey, come on,
I'm gonna call the police.
1465
01:13:27,536 --> 01:13:29,502
Then hurry.
1466
01:13:29,504 --> 01:13:31,938
All right, look, I...I know
1467
01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:33,106
that you don't want
to accept it,
1468
01:13:33,108 --> 01:13:34,774
and I didn't want
to admit it,
1469
01:13:34,776 --> 01:13:37,977
but I...I like you in a way
1470
01:13:37,979 --> 01:13:41,214
that I didn't think
I was capable.
1471
01:13:41,216 --> 01:13:42,682
I know how much money's
in my wallet.
1472
01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:45,752
Just shut the fuck up.
1473
01:13:45,754 --> 01:13:50,557
Look, we both know
that you never
1474
01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:53,993
needed anyone
to protect you.
1475
01:13:53,995 --> 01:13:57,063
You've never needed that.
1476
01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:03,670
You were just lonely.
1477
01:14:13,248 --> 01:14:15,281
Say something.
1478
01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:24,057
Open the door.
I'm working.
1479
01:14:27,996 --> 01:14:33,800
¶ ¶
1480
01:14:33,802 --> 01:14:36,569
You're lucky I'm not gonna
call the police on you.
1481
01:14:36,571 --> 01:14:39,105
Go home to your wife,
asshole.
1482
01:14:39,107 --> 01:14:47,113
¶ ¶
1483
01:15:01,963 --> 01:15:06,232
Victoria isn't just a character
she plays.
1484
01:15:06,234 --> 01:15:09,702
Victoria's a character
we all play.
1485
01:15:12,941 --> 01:15:15,041
And tonight,
some schlepp of a guy
1486
01:15:15,043 --> 01:15:17,176
will sit along the bar
with his head
1487
01:15:17,178 --> 01:15:20,780
buried in his phone
ordering vodka after vodka.
1488
01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:26,986
And if the powers that be decide
that tonight is his night,
1489
01:15:26,988 --> 01:15:30,290
an escort named Victoria
will lean up against the bar,
1490
01:15:30,292 --> 01:15:32,158
tell him he can buy her a drink,
1491
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,094
and blink
those beautiful blue eyes,
1492
01:15:35,096 --> 01:15:40,033
and if the guy's smart,
he'll never let her slip away.
1493
01:15:53,248 --> 01:15:55,648
Natalie?
1494
01:15:59,654 --> 01:16:03,623
Your academic record
is spotless, 4.0 GPA.
1495
01:16:05,327 --> 01:16:07,660
But?
1496
01:16:07,662 --> 01:16:10,296
But what?
1497
01:16:10,298 --> 01:16:11,998
But you don't want
your institution tarnished
1498
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,934
by the PowerPoint Sex Girl
from Piers Morgan Live.
1499
01:16:14,936 --> 01:16:17,470
Thank you so much
for your time.
1500
01:16:17,472 --> 01:16:18,971
But your essay's the reason
1501
01:16:18,973 --> 01:16:23,176
we're accepting you
into our MBA program.
1502
01:16:25,347 --> 01:16:27,046
What?
1503
01:16:27,048 --> 01:16:31,951
Your honesty about what happened
to you was refreshing.
1504
01:16:31,953 --> 01:16:34,420
Three of the five members
of our selection committee
1505
01:16:34,422 --> 01:16:37,256
have children who were
bullied on the Internet.
1506
01:16:37,258 --> 01:16:40,026
My daughter was one of them.
1507
01:16:40,028 --> 01:16:43,996
What does it say about us
if we let cyberbullying
1508
01:16:43,998 --> 01:16:47,066
prevent a perfectly good
MBA candidate
1509
01:16:47,068 --> 01:16:50,236
from realizing her potential?
1510
01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:59,645
¶ ¶
1511
01:17:26,641 --> 01:17:28,908
Thanks, man.
1512
01:17:37,352 --> 01:17:38,818
I look like a fucking waiter.
1513
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,520
You look good.
1514
01:17:40,522 --> 01:17:42,622
Besides, that's what they make
you wear to these recitals.
1515
01:17:42,624 --> 01:17:45,658
I hate clarinet.
Dad won't let me quit.
1516
01:17:45,660 --> 01:17:47,627
Yeah.
Hey, is he upstairs?
1517
01:17:47,629 --> 01:17:50,263
Fuck if I know.
1518
01:18:07,916 --> 01:18:09,982
Dad?
1519
01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:15,855
Dad?
1520
01:18:26,534 --> 01:18:29,068
- Dad?
- Oh.
1521
01:18:29,070 --> 01:18:34,207
Oh.
Hi, son.
1522
01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:36,242
Good exercising...
1523
01:18:36,244 --> 01:18:40,379
Yeah, uh,
the whole exercise thing, yeah.
1524
01:18:40,381 --> 01:18:45,551
Um, one of Emily's friend's
asshole father told Emily
1525
01:18:45,553 --> 01:18:48,120
that when you get over 50,
you got to work out every day,
1526
01:18:48,122 --> 01:18:51,224
so she thinks
if I don't exercise, I die.
1527
01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:53,493
- It's crazy.
- Sounds crazy.
1528
01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:57,663
So look, I got some more money
for you if you still need it.
1529
01:18:57,665 --> 01:18:59,565
What happened to Krystal
and Mercury in retrograde?
1530
01:18:59,567 --> 01:19:01,701
- She left me.
- You were dating.
1531
01:19:01,703 --> 01:19:04,003
- My astrologer.
- Of course.
1532
01:19:04,005 --> 01:19:06,472
Son, she was 35
and a Pilates instructor.
1533
01:19:06,474 --> 01:19:10,643
Do you have any idea what
Pilates does to a woman's ass?
1534
01:19:10,645 --> 01:19:13,145
So how's Natalie?
1535
01:19:13,147 --> 01:19:16,616
Or should I say...
1536
01:19:16,618 --> 01:19:18,484
Victoria?
1537
01:19:18,486 --> 01:19:21,721
I think it's a great article.
I'm proud of you.
1538
01:19:21,723 --> 01:19:24,223
Where'd I put the thing?
1539
01:19:24,225 --> 01:19:26,225
Here.
1540
01:19:29,297 --> 01:19:30,897
Thank you.
1541
01:19:34,035 --> 01:19:36,869
You know, I used to steal
your weed when I was a kid.
1542
01:19:36,871 --> 01:19:38,638
Really?
That was you?
1543
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,006
I always thought
that was Rosalita.
1544
01:19:40,008 --> 01:19:43,442
- No, it was me.
- Well, that's all right.
1545
01:19:43,444 --> 01:19:45,177
It was your mom's weed.
1546
01:19:45,179 --> 01:19:47,847
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Oh, yeah.
1547
01:19:47,849 --> 01:19:50,349
I was on the straight
and narrow till she came along.
1548
01:19:50,351 --> 01:19:53,953
So what about Natalie?
1549
01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:56,989
Ah, I fucked that up.
1550
01:19:56,991 --> 01:19:59,292
Well, you need
to un-fuck that up.
1551
01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:02,962
Look, if what you wrote
in this article is the truth,
1552
01:20:02,964 --> 01:20:04,463
then you can't
ignore your feelings.
1553
01:20:04,465 --> 01:20:06,766
That regret is gonna
grow inside of you
1554
01:20:06,768 --> 01:20:08,968
and twist you
into a dark and thorny place.
1555
01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:13,573
I know, I've been there.
It's not good.
1556
01:20:13,575 --> 01:20:14,874
Smoke some weed.
1557
01:20:18,713 --> 01:20:21,080
So I've been thinking.
1558
01:20:21,082 --> 01:20:23,282
I know you said I don't have
to play football next season,
1559
01:20:23,284 --> 01:20:24,550
but I kind of want to.
1560
01:20:24,552 --> 01:20:26,285
- Yeah, why is that?
- I don't know.
1561
01:20:26,287 --> 01:20:31,090
I guess I don't mind the hitting
and all the yelling and stuff.
1562
01:20:31,092 --> 01:20:33,359
What?
1563
01:20:33,361 --> 01:20:35,194
- What?
- It's a boy.
1564
01:20:35,196 --> 01:20:37,129
- It's definitely a boy.
- It's not a boy.
1565
01:20:37,131 --> 01:20:38,764
That's the only thing
that makes sense.
1566
01:20:38,766 --> 01:20:40,433
- It's not a boy.
- What's his name?
1567
01:20:41,836 --> 01:20:43,769
His name is Jonathan,
and he plays wide receiver,
1568
01:20:43,771 --> 01:20:45,471
and he has the cutest ass
on the team.
1569
01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:47,473
- Language.
- Sorry, butt.
1570
01:20:48,476 --> 01:20:50,176
Do I even know this kid?
1571
01:20:50,178 --> 01:20:52,178
Do you remember the guy
who scored all the touchdowns
1572
01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:53,179
at my games last year?
1573
01:20:53,181 --> 01:20:54,714
Wait, Jonathan?
Touchdown Jonathan?
1574
01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:57,316
- Yeah.
- He's pretty good.
1575
01:20:57,318 --> 01:20:58,484
- I'll go get it.
- And I think he likes me.
1576
01:20:58,486 --> 01:21:01,120
Ah, dear God.
1577
01:21:09,397 --> 01:21:11,564
Hey.
1578
01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:14,634
Hi.
1579
01:21:14,636 --> 01:21:17,870
I read your article,
and, well,
1580
01:21:17,872 --> 01:21:19,705
I think you misquoted me.
1581
01:21:19,707 --> 01:21:22,108
Nobody even knows it's you,
just like you asked.
1582
01:21:22,110 --> 01:21:25,578
But there are some lines in here
I would have never said.
1583
01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:27,546
Like what?
1584
01:21:27,548 --> 01:21:29,215
"You see
enough unfaithful husbands,
1585
01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:34,153
"and you start to get sickened
by the whole notion of love.
1586
01:21:34,155 --> 01:21:35,721
"How can you trust men
when you see them
1587
01:21:35,723 --> 01:21:37,156
"call their wives
in front of you and say
1588
01:21:37,158 --> 01:21:39,759
"they love them
after they just paid for sex?
1589
01:21:39,761 --> 01:21:41,060
"I don't think
you can be in my industry
1590
01:21:41,062 --> 01:21:42,628
"and still believe in love.
1591
01:21:42,630 --> 01:21:46,198
It's like being a scientist
and believing in God."
1592
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,734
Yeah, you definitely
said all of that.
1593
01:21:48,736 --> 01:21:52,071
I'd really like you to publish
a retraction of that statement
1594
01:21:52,073 --> 01:21:56,876
and revise it to say, "You see
enough unfaithful husbands,
1595
01:21:56,878 --> 01:22:00,846
"and you start
to question the notion of love,
1596
01:22:00,848 --> 01:22:04,884
"and then when you finally
experience it for yourself,
1597
01:22:04,886 --> 01:22:07,920
"you see
what all the fuss is about,
1598
01:22:07,922 --> 01:22:12,291
"and you can't imagine not
having that person in your life,
1599
01:22:12,293 --> 01:22:14,860
"and you feel like the luckiest
person in the world,
1600
01:22:14,862 --> 01:22:16,462
"and you would do anything
to make them
1601
01:22:16,464 --> 01:22:19,131
feel the same way
about you."
1602
01:22:25,339 --> 01:22:27,206
I quit.
1603
01:22:29,343 --> 01:22:33,446
I'm officially a grad student
in September.
1604
01:22:33,448 --> 01:22:38,617
Get an MBA and make this
tutoring thing a real business.
1605
01:22:38,619 --> 01:22:40,820
I'll have to pay taxes.
1606
01:22:40,822 --> 01:22:42,955
Well, that's...that's good.
1607
01:22:42,957 --> 01:22:46,192
That's...that's really good
for you.
1608
01:22:46,194 --> 01:22:48,060
I'm happy for you.
1609
01:22:51,265 --> 01:22:53,132
Yeah.
1610
01:22:58,072 --> 01:22:59,705
Okay.
1611
01:23:03,644 --> 01:23:05,678
Wait.
1612
01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:22,361
I want that with Jonathan.
1613
01:23:22,363 --> 01:23:24,997
Yeah, over my dead body.
1614
01:23:31,038 --> 01:23:33,539
¶ Sit here right next to me ¶
1615
01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:36,909
¶ And don't say a word ¶
1616
01:23:38,613 --> 01:23:41,814
¶ That's all I want from you ¶
1617
01:23:41,816 --> 01:23:45,885
¶ No, nothing more ¶
1618
01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:48,621
¶ Sit here right next to me ¶
1619
01:23:48,623 --> 01:23:53,526
¶ And don't say a word ¶
1620
01:23:53,528 --> 01:23:55,594
¶ That's all I want from you ¶
1621
01:23:55,596 --> 01:23:59,064
¶ All I want from you ¶
1622
01:23:59,066 --> 01:24:02,334
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1623
01:24:02,336 --> 01:24:06,438
¶ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ¶
1624
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:09,842
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1625
01:24:09,844 --> 01:24:13,712
¶ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ¶
1626
01:24:13,714 --> 01:24:16,348
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1627
01:24:17,552 --> 01:24:23,589
¶ Hold my hand,
hold my hand ¶
1628
01:24:25,092 --> 01:24:28,828
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1629
01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:33,199
¶ Lay here right next to me ¶
1630
01:24:33,201 --> 01:24:37,770
¶ And just let it pass ¶
1631
01:24:37,772 --> 01:24:40,606
¶ I will come back to you ¶
1632
01:24:40,608 --> 01:24:45,311
¶ No, this low won't last ¶
1633
01:24:45,313 --> 01:24:47,713
¶ Lay here right next to me ¶
1634
01:24:47,715 --> 01:24:52,618
¶ And we'll just let it pass ¶
1635
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:54,753
¶ I will come back to you ¶
1636
01:24:54,755 --> 01:24:58,224
¶ I'll come back to you ¶
1637
01:24:58,226 --> 01:25:01,460
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1638
01:25:01,462 --> 01:25:05,564
¶ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ¶
1639
01:25:05,566 --> 01:25:09,001
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1640
01:25:09,003 --> 01:25:13,138
¶ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ¶
1641
01:25:13,140 --> 01:25:15,708
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1642
01:25:16,711 --> 01:25:22,915
¶ Hold my hand,
hold my hand ¶
1643
01:25:24,285 --> 01:25:28,120
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1644
01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:33,192
¶ Words won't comfort me ¶
1645
01:25:33,194 --> 01:25:36,996
¶ Words won't make
you understand ¶
1646
01:25:36,998 --> 01:25:39,765
¶ Words won't change a thing ¶
1647
01:25:39,767 --> 01:25:42,401
¶ All I need is for you ¶
1648
01:25:42,403 --> 01:25:46,071
¶ To hold my hand ¶
1649
01:25:46,073 --> 01:25:50,142
¶ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ¶
1650
01:25:50,144 --> 01:25:53,379
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1651
01:25:53,381 --> 01:25:57,483
¶ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ¶
1652
01:25:57,485 --> 01:26:00,052
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1653
01:26:01,055 --> 01:26:07,226
¶ Hold my hand,
hold my hand ¶
1654
01:26:08,596 --> 01:26:12,364
¶ Hold my hand ¶
1655
01:26:12,366 --> 01:26:20,372
¶ ¶
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