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(VIDEO) "Eulogio Romero,

who fought communism in the Blue Division,

debuts with 'Love and Homeland'. "

(PACINO LAUGHS) My colleague from Flanders!

Eulogio Romero Lozano with his wife and two children

in Águilas, province of Murcia.

So, that means... That there are two Eulogio Romero.

It's Julian.

Excuse me, would you mind signing an autograph for me?

The calligraphic test certifies it.

It's Julián, but he doesn't know it.

The men you photographed with Eulogio

they are republicans who were fighting Franco.

And Lola knows them well.

Tomorrow I am going to see one of them.

She will go alone, but I want you to watch her at a distance.

Damn, they did know each other very well.

You can't see your lover again and shake hands, I'd suspect.

You were a sniper, you killed people.

Do you want to kill Franco?

This Ministry is in charge

that the story continues as it is.

Yeah, but the story...! Lola!

History is what it is, period.

Crap of Ministry.

Lola will find a way to fix it.

Can you trust her?

I am informed of everything.

Not everything.

Of everything yes.

Motherfucker.

We are in the year 2020 and this is your time.

I said my name is not Julián!

Let me go!

Let me go!

I thought I would never see Blanca and Elena again.

And why don't you two come to dinner, like this, in a couple plan?

It's so evident? Yes, Pacino, yes.

And that is not good for our work.

"I am Federico. Federico, Julián."

Yes,

I have loved you very much.

(MUSIC)

# One two Three,

# here we are # with you again.

# We offer you a happy contest

# intended to test your wits.

# Please, # corner your bad mood

# and turn your TV # into a toy.

# One two Three,

# please pay attention

# since soon # the curtain will raise.

"Good evening and thank you all very much for coming

once again to his appointment with 'One, two, three'. Hi, girls.

-Hello Mayra. -Hello, Mayra, good night.

-What original dresses.

You remind me of Jane Fonda in 'Barbarella'.

-That tonight the program is dedicated to science fiction.

-And Alejandra, you introduce us to couple number 1.

-They are Carolina Bravo Mendoza and Eduardo Robles Prieto,

married and resident in Madrid.

-Hello welcome.

Rosalía de Castro was a woman of exquisite sensitivity

who knew how to capture the sweetness of the Galician land in his works.

We are not going to talk only about Rosalía de Castro,

but for 250 pesetas, your should tell us

writers, authors and poets who have written their works

or part of them in Catalan, Valencian, Galician or Basque.

For example, Rosalía de Castro.

One, two, three, answer again. -Rosalía de Castro."

(TIME SOUND EFFECTS)

(SIREN AND BELL)

Open the fucking door now!

(DOOR)

Im going to kill you! Open the fucking door, now!

Open it, open it!

Open the door, come on, please. Come on, open up.

Open the door, bitch! Open it now!

-How cool...

How cool.

-My beloved Carolina, come closer.

What do you think?

-Eh... I wanted to say that it is...

Beautiful.

-You heard, Don Diego, cool. (LAUGHS)

-Yes, Your Majesty, I don't think the Inquisition thinks the same.

-True. And is better to get along with the Holy Office.

In any case, take the brushes,

I want you to paint my beloved Carolina.

I want a portrait that matches

of its art and its beauty, which...

-That's cool, that's great.

-A whole lot.

Obviously, no little mirrors or taking off her clothes.

-As you like, Your Majesty.

Your Majesty, it's not from the royal family.

"It will be when I marry her."

Do we praise ourselves?

We praise ourselves. (LAUGHS)

-What tons cool?

Isn't it too "slang" for the 17th century?

-Yes Yes it is. -If it looks like the Wayne's World movie.

'Tons', 'we praise ourselves'...

to me, more than Wayne's World, it seems to me, I don't know,

from "One, two, three, answer again", right?

What is that, sorry? Ah!

You don't know it? No.

But if it is "The television contest".

The problem is that it was released in 1972 and not in the 17th century.

But there is still more.

Ernesto, please.

-The National Library has sent us an autograph letter

from King Philip IV himself about the Peace of Westphalia.

-Pay attention.

(LEE) "As much as the loss of the united provinces hurts us,

there is more happiness than pain in the world;

more flowers on earth than rocks in the sea;

and there is much more blue than black clouds;

and it is much more light in the dark.

Say what others say."

-But if that's from Raphael...

The painter? No, the singer.

Definitely,

that someone from the late twentieth century has traveled to 1648, right?

And she is messing it up, big time.

-You are aware that if my Felipe does not marry

with Mariana from Austria, I will never paint "Las Meninas".

-Well, he will paint "Las 'Mononas'".

Let's go step by step and follow the protocol.

-What do we do? Are we going straight to 1648?

or do we investigate how that woman got there?

The second option, right?

Carolina has undoubtedly used an unofficial time gate.

That will have to be destroyed. No, no, there is nothing.

There is nothing,

We have no door to the Madrid court of 1648.

1647 or 1649, whatever you want, but 1648, there is nothing.

But if Velázquez just got there, right?

-No, I stop in Seville.

By the way, I see the family, there is a door there.

-Well, Lola and Pacino will try to locate this Carolina.

The portrait that Velázquez painted of her will help you.

-How? No, that is not finished, it is only sketched.

Diego, for facial recognition it is enough.

No, no, that is not to the level of my work,

cannot be shown. -Velázquez, by God!

- Ok, ok, lower your tone, that way even Felipe IV doesn't address to me

- Gentlemen, to work.

Someone very close to Felipe IV

is about to change the history of Spain

and we must prevent it. Very good.

How is Julián?

The same, does not improve, he still believes he is Eulogio Romero.

It is unfinished.

A little big to scan, right?

I wasn't going to paint a miniature to make it better for you.

-How pretty, right? There with his potato omelette...

Yes, beautiful and anachronistic,

because the first document that talks about the potato omelette

dates from 1789.

That of this woman is very strong.

I got it.

We start.

(SELFPHONE VIBRATING)

They are calling.

I go.

Well, let's fold the clothes, huh?

You are going to help me fold the clothes.

So.

He is the taxi driver. Yes.

There is something in the kitchen stove. Yes, I am sterilizing bottles.

Honey, why don't you ask to join the Ministry?

No, no, I only came back for Julián.

Alonso, listen to me, don't be mad, huh?

Blanquita can be left in the nursery.

In kindergarten...

In the dungeon for small people. No way.

Also, I have read that they are a focus of diseases.

We talk about it when I get back from Brussels, okay?

All right.

(SELFPHONE VIBRATING)

You are going to miss the plane.

I will give to the Flemish people regards from you.

Oh!

Goodbye.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

Really, this is a pain in the ass...

That's it, that one.

Okay, we have it.

Carolina Bravo Mendoza,

Calle de la Madera, 75, second right.

And is there any record of her at the Ministry of Internal affairs or what?

Well here it says that there is a complaint of disappearance

1981 and was never found.

Come on, I'll go with you.

So...

How heavy, isn't it? Velázquez.

Come on, I almost have to tie him so he doesn't come.

Are you fine? Something happens?

No. No?

I don't know, let's see...

That what happens in an era, well, in that era it stays, right?

Or what?

Well, some things don't.

But if the Police were already here, I told them everything I knew.

-Nothing happens, pall, now he tells us and that's it.

-The last time I saw her, she went to Torrevieja with her husband.

Less than a month ago.

And do you know if they had family or friends there?

Didn't you see "One, two, three"?

They got an apartment on the seafront.

She didn't come back anymore.

-It's the best the poor thing could do, get out of here.

Why?

Four years, I lived next door.

Screams and blows every night, poor creature.

- the husband continues living in the second right?

-You are right. -Thank you.

-But it's easier to find him at the bar around the corner.

-Thank you. Thank you.

-Bye. -Goodbye.

-Really, shitty life, my daughter.

(TV) "I, as an average Spanish woman,

All I know about Finland is that it is a country

which is in the north of Europe, on the way to the North Pole;

with long and raw nights;

who has had a composer named... "

Well, that

We were back from dinner and she was in the bathroom and...

And I went to sleep.

As it took, I got up to see if something was wrong

and had disappeared.

And why did it take you a week to report it?

I thought she would end up coming back,

she always came back. "She always came back, didn't She?"

I don't slap your face because I haven't had breakfast,

son of a great bitch. Pacino...

Let's see, if you want to know more about me,

Talk to my lawyer, huh?

Well, asshole... -Excuse me, champion, what did you say?

-No, nothing, sorry, sorry.

Sorry.

What's up, Jacinto?

-Angel!

-Jesus...

-What do you say? -But what are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

But what a joy... -Well, pall...

-Hey, how are you?

-Well, come, let me introduce you to a friend, come.

-Hello, how are you, I'm Angel.

- "Illo"... -What a surprise.

-But you're a dandy. -Good...

A kindergarten?

You want us to set up a nursery here.

Yes, it is the only condition that I put.

A nursery for me

and for the rest of the children of Ministry officials.

I think Blanquita has pooped. Poop?

Literally she pooped.

Ah, well, it took me a minute.

Im skillfull.

I need help.

Actor, you, actor.

-Actor, yes, I'm going to shoot a movie with Almodóvar.

The one with "Pepi, Luci, Bom and..."... - "and Other Girls Like Mom".

-Come on, look, look at the cop, master of cinema.

You do not even imagine it.

Oh yeah? Yes.

And what movie are you going to do?

- "Labyrinth of passions".

-And what character are you going to do? -Well look, I'll be Sadec,

that he is an Arab boy who is part of a terrorist group.

-Sadec? Are you sure Sadec?

-Ah, well, I don't know, I think it is pronounced like this.

-Yes, well, what difference does it make?

Well, congratulations, Congratulations.

-Thank you.

-That we have to go, Angel.

But no, we will meet for sure, okay?

-Look, you have to pass by the Culebro,

I go there almost every night.

But I also give you my phone number. -Smashing.

-There you go.

-See you. (YELL AND LAUGH)

Come on...

Pleasure My pleasure..

(SIGHS)

Something happens?

There is something that does not fit.

Well, it seems perfect to me that there is a nursery here.

As long as it doesn't affect

to the proper functioning of the Ministry.

-I think so, because setting up a nursery school here...

It is not so complicated:

retired officers could babysit

and they would be given some money,

for the paltry pension they get. Good idea.

I am not asking for anything strange, family reconciliation.

Conciliation, Alonso, family conciliation.

(PHONE)

Tell me one thing, Alonso,

Have you been in the Army of Flanders

or in the Unions?

Yes, Angustias.

Yes, conect the call.

It's Pacino.

-Let's see, boss,

we have found out that Carolina and her husband

they got a flat in Torrevieja competing in the "One, two, three",

She disappeared there and her husband mistreated her.

-Now all that's left is to... -No, wait, it's not that easy.

Let's see,

I have met a childhood friend

and it turns out he's an actor.

The case is that he has told me that he will be the main character

from the next Pedro Almodóvar movie,

"Labyrinth of passions". -Just a moment,

but wasn't Banderas going to do it?

-Indeed, therein lies the problem.

-Of course, if Banderas does not do it,

Almodóvar will lose his fetish actor.

-Of course, indeed.

And I couldn't shoot "Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!", "Matador," or "Law of desire",

Nor "Women on the Verge..."... And what is worse, "Pain and glory".

It is not yet clear that this will happen.

Pacino, stay in 1981 with your friend.

Investigate. -Smashing.

Shit...

What happened? That we stay.

Do you think that justifies to remain in 1981?

-Ernesto, sometimes you are more classic than Lincoln.

Of course.

Almodóvar and Banderas are two icons of our popular culture.

Completely agree. Meanwhile, I will go to Torrevieja

to find the door through which Carolina traveled to 1648.

All right. Alonso, do you go with her?

Really?

So fast?

Very good, very good.

But I'm going to need a babysitter.

Before I forget, the babysitter is about to arrive,

but just in case she was delayed,

here is a list of instructions, huh?

What is this?

The Table of the Commandments of Fatherhood?

More or less. Alonso!

Than? Let's go.

Coming. Coming.

Good...

Come on, with Angustias you will be very well, little girl.

You don't know how difficult it is for a father

leaving your daughter in the arms of another.

And you don't know how difficult it is for a non-mother

take care of another's child.

Thanks for having the same opinion as me, Angustias.

Well i'm leaving

Chu, chu, chu...

Bye Bye.

(BLANCA CRIES)

-Dick! -Douchebag!

What an atmosphere, right?

Madrid of the 80s, baby, come on.

(MUSIC)

Two gin cola.

Ey? Enjoy a bit, woman,

change that dry face you have.

Lola, uh...

I didn't know you had such a special friend.

Look, friends, friends, I've only had two in my life:

Angel and my invisible friend.

When I was little, I was bullied by other kids and Ángel defended me.

Of course, in exchange, as an adult,

He stole my girlfriends, he was a don Juán.

What happens?

Well, I've located your don Juán.

Hey!

But you are here!

Hi.

Well, well, the one that was missing.

Is Pedro? Really?

Hello, good evening everyone.

I see that this is full of bitches, very well, I love it.

Let's see, now here,

My friend and I are going to improvise a nice song.

So if they give me play in the control, well, come on, let's go there.

# "One...

# One plus one.

# Two...

# Only you.

# Three...

# Free of nitht.

# Four...

# Four Seasons.

# Five...

# Jackson Five.

# Six...

# Is my sex.

# Seven...

# Seven up.

# Eight...

# After eight.

# Nine.

# Nine to five.

# Ten.

# Bo Dereck.

# Suck it to me.

# Suck it to me... "#

If it's not here the door used by Carolina

to travel to the seventeenth century, I do not know where the hell could be.

The truth is that you will never stop surprising me

with your skills.

(CHISS)

What happens? A moment of silence, please

that we are facing the dream of millions of Spaniards:

take part in the "One, two, three" and win the car

or the apartment in Torrevieja.

Irene...

They have broken the bolt.

The bastard followed her here and forced the door open.

Sorry, they are me, they are me...

Hi, Angustias, how are you doing?

How come the babysitter hasn't arrived?

No, no, but it has to be about to arrive, no.

Now, now, no, if I understand, Angustias, but what not...

Let's not be nervous, please.

Let's see, let's see, Angustias, Angustias.

On page 3 of the instructions...

Angus... She hung up on me.

Dried blood.

This is a place for a person, right?

(AIR STREAM)

The Alcazar of Madrid.

Come on, Alonso, we have to go back.

(MUSIC)

Lola, Lola... what?

And you two, how do you know each other?

I also sing here.

One or two nights every week.

And one of those nights, well, look, Pedro came to see me.

-And I saw a star.

-More than a star, star...

A bitch.

-Hey, what was I going to say to this boy,

Where do you have it hidden?

-You, with that face, you should be an actor.

-An actor? Not me, not an actor, no... -Yes, yes...

-No, there is precisely a boy right now in Madrid working,

doing classical theater, Antonio Banderas, which you must know.

-Thank you, honey, but I'm afraid the deal is already closed.

-Pedro, but you never know.

I have to be in a movie of yours,

I think I would like to play a superficial woman.

I would like me too, because you're cute, honey.

But that character is nailed by Fabio.

-Hey, chick...

-Look, Pedro, I mean, I insist,

you have to meet Antonio Banderas,

It's really good. -And he looks great?

-Okay, yes. -Hey, listen to me,

and that boy, what is he? Your boyfriend? -Boyfriend?

Jesus has never seen more cock in his life than his.

-Uh, straight! Well, I appreciate it, darling,

but it seems to me that my problem right now is not the cast,

is money.

Since I did "Pepi, Luci, Bom",

everyone says I make dirty movies.

-But it's really good. -Tell it to the banks,

the have already been withdrawn two from the project.

They want me to make a more familiar movie.

-Of course, and not the story of two nymphomaniacs who

fucks everything alive... -Shut up, shut up, silly.

"Labyrinth" is a fairy tale,

is the classic story in which the prince

conquer the commoner.

-You can dress it as you want... -Well, the case,

We still have an opportunity with the Industrial Credit Bank.

-Pass me the nail polish. -What?

-The nail polish. -Oh!

The Industrial Credit Bank? Yes.

My mother has put two candles on the Virgen de los Remedios.

If you give me a shallow female role,

I get it for you. Lola...

Yes, my uncle works there.

Oh what an "overdose"!

No...

I really don't know how it could have happened.

I don't know how it occurred to me,

I'm sorry

Perhaps is true that I have drunk a little more than necessary.

Do not drink again while on duty.

No no no. But...

It's not a bad idea.

No?

Also, that's what the story says, right?

Listen:

Javier de Garcillán, executive producer of the film:

"70% of a total of 20 million pesetas

they have been paid with a loan from the Banco de Crédito Industrial;

and the remaining 30%,

thanks to various private contributions. "

-But if the money is given by the Ministry,

Doesn't that change history?

-The money will be given by the ICB, as the story says.

We'll infiltrate Lola's uncle there.

(ERNESTO NODS)

-And who is your uncle?

-You. -Me?

How can I become a bank executive if I have no idea?

-Remember when you pretended

to be a great Mogul of the music industry

for Julio Iglesias to leave football.

Salvador, sorry, but there is a small problem,

which is that I told him that today I would send the script to my uncle

and that the meeting would be today.

Sees it? If I don't even have time to read it.

-Well, no problem,

as if those with ties read more than ten lines.

With the synopsis goes by. Let's see, just a moment...

Okay, here it is, here:

"'Labyrinth of passions' tells the love story

between a young nymphomaniac and the son of an Arab sheik.

While she is part of a violent musical group,

what interests him most are cosmetics and men.

Music, violence, persecutions, passion, sex. "

-The 80s, a time of liberties.

Now, in the XXI century,

no one would dare to produce this film.

-Yes, and I have to help finance all that.

-Ernesto, I already know that medieval blood runs through his veins,

but we are not the Holy Office.

-All right, yes, sir.

-And you decide what to do.

But Almodóvar has to meet Banderas.

Yes sir, I'll take care of that.

We start with pair number 1.

For 10 ducats, tell us comedy titles

of our ill-fated Don Lope de Vega

for example...

-The Counts of Peña Andrade have arrived, Doña Carolina.

-Great, very timely.

-Like, for example, "The Silly Lady", one, two, three, answer again.

- "The silly lady". - "The silly lady".

- "The dog in the manger". - "The dog in the manger".

They have turned the palace into a set of "One, two, three".

But what the hell are you talking about?

- "The pretended true". - "The pretended true".

(PLAY MUSIC FROM "ONE, TWO, THREE")

- "The ill married". - "The ill married".

(Music)

Look at the king.

"Well, well, my niece was right, you are talented."

-Thank you.

-However, the story seems a bit...

Daring.

-Let's see,

I assure you that Madrid is a city

where everything can happen.

-Yes, of course, yes, yes.

But look, look here, the script, here, where Sexilia says:

"The recipe for a good party is music, alcohol,

porn videos and stimulant drugs. "A bit excessive, don't you think?

About the incest already... Uncle Ernesto,

are modern times.

Years 80, time of freedom.

Orders are orders.

-Sorry? -No, nothing, my things.

Well, you will have your money to finance your film.

I had thought of, I don't know, maybe...

-70%.

-Deal.

-So like that...?

And remember what we had talked about. Yes, now, now.

I have to meet this... Antonio Banderas.

That. That you will not forget.

Girl, what an obsession you have with that boy.

Not even Marlon Brando.

There are five correct answers to ten ducats each,

50 ducats.

-Very well, 50 ducats!

We have been here all day,

there is not work in this court?

When have you worked in a court, Alonso?

For eight ducats,

tell us names of weapons used by thirds

like, for example, a sword. One, two, three, answer again.

A sword. A sword.

A musket. A musket.

A dagger. A dagger.

An arquebus. An arquebus.

A spear. A spear.

A halberd. A halberd.

A revolver...

(Bell)

But, but what word did you invent?

You must think on alcohol, because the answer is pistol.

-With this score, Don Alonso and Doña Irene go to the final phase.

Don Alonso and Doña Irene have stayed

with the score by maestro Carlos Patiño.

Well, I offer you 300 ducats or the gift.

It must be a very valuable gift for us to be offered such a quantity.

I don't know, don't believe it.

The 300 ducats or the gift.

We have come to play.

Very good. Very good.

We'll see...

(READ) "According to the Orpheus legend, music tames beasts.

And that's what you could check

because the present that you wins is...

Four dozen chickens like this! "

(ALL) Oh!

(APPLAUSE)

Don Alonso, you should have accepted the 300 ducats.

(MUSIC)

-Fuck, Ángel, and those spots, pal?

-What are you doing here? -I came to see you acting.

And those spots?

-Well, I don't know, it must be a reaction to something I have eaten.

-You have gone to the doctor?

-I'm already giving myself an ointment. -Okay, Angel,

whatever the doctor tells you, okay?

-Jesus, that's it... -Angel, Angel...

No, not much, really, Alonso is my second husband.

My first husband died.

Sorry.

No, don't worry.

He was a beast, he humiliated me whenever he could.

I know very well what you are talking about.

(DOOR)

"Open the fucking door! Open, open now!

Open the door, bitch! Open!

Bitch!

(AIR STREAM)

(BARKING)

"But has something happened, ma'am?"

-Where I am?

-In Madrid, where are you going to be?

-But if the carnival is not until February.

-You definitely need help,

come to court with me, you will be safe there. "

And so our love story began.

Yes.

Carolina stayed here to heal her wounds

and by the time I was due to leave, I had already fallen in love with her.

And I asked him to stay with me. Sure,

who can refuse the wish of a king.

Thank God.

I have never met someone like him before,

Carolina is the woman of my life.

And he makes a potato omelette... Sure, if...

in the kitchen and in the bed is where a good plot is distinguished.

Wise saying, I had not heard it before.

What a beautiful name you have, by the way, and how unusual.

Where it is?

My mother gave it to me in honor of the daughter of a princess.

Princess Grace.

Grace Kelly?

Since I heard the word "revolver",

I knew there was something strange.

Of course there is something strange, dammit,

that this is not your time and you cannot stay here.

Evil tongues say he has no royal blood.

I don't care, she will be my wife.

Felipe IV has to marry Mariana of Austria

or our history will change. Do you understand

What is it, my lady?

-Majesty, these two are conspiring against you.

What if we tell the king the truth?

They will execute us before we can open our mouths.

Don't you feel sorry?

what?

Having to separate a couple that you love so much.

We'll see,

we are imprisoned and perhaps they will kill us in this dungeon in the year 1648,

and all you care about is a king in love

of a woman who was born three centuries after him.

Look, if we get out of this alive,

remind me not to let you watch more soap operas.

Lola...

No, I will not be able to accompany you to Pedro and Banderas.

With Angel.

Very sketchy, chick, very sketchy.

Come on, I'll leave you, bye.

(RESPIRATOR)

-You're still there.

-no!

How are you?

-Ah...

-You're going to be fine, Angel.

-No, Jesus, no.

I will not, no.

What I want is to make Pedro's movie.

(SIGHS)

Damn, you should see your face,

you are more scared than me.

(LAUGHS)

(DOOR)

I'm really sorry.

What are they going to do with us?

They will cut off our heads.

Are you going to be able to live your whole life with that upon you?

You have to get us out of here and go back into your life.

If not, the history of Spain will change.

I don't care about the history of Spain,

I care about my story, my life.

Carolina, trust us, we can protect you.

Yeah right.

Do you know how many times I've heard that?

The number of times I have gone to the cops and they have not even care a shit?

No, no, not even my parents help me.

Sorry, but I can't go back.

I would kill that man with my own hands.

Here, with the king, I am sure.

I'm fine here.

Get us out of here and we will help you have a new life.

And, maybe, maybe another love will light up your sad heart.

I don't need a new love

I will always love Paco until I die.

Who is Paco?

Paco is my first boyfriend,

who played in a group, in Moratalaz,

in the bits.

Please keep talking.

My father forced me to marry Eduardo, the son of his boss.

But I have always loved Paco.

We had a plan to run away on my wedding day.

"Today we have met

to celebrate the sacrament of marriage.

Eduardo and Carolina have a happy life ahead of them

because the union between a man and a woman was God's creation... "

I had to wait for him at the exit of the Church, in the car,

for me to come out.

But I didn't dare.

You didn't have the courage to escape

and even today you are repenting.

God knows yes. Have the courage to get us out of here

and you will not have to repent twice.

(SIGHS)

I don't know if it will save us, but you've been brilliant.

I want to see my daughter again.

(BLANCA CRIES)

(ANGUSTIAS CALMS HER)

-You have a very romantic face, you should make movies someday.

Bye.

-And that guy, who is he?

-Nothing, it's a kid who has made a movie.

That one doesn't roll again, I'm telling you.

Sorry, pretty, but I have seen that handsome boy.

Tell me where is this Antonio Banderas this

that you have to introduce me.

I think that I will no longer need to present it to you.

And why?

Because he's that handsome boy you were with.

It is as if it was written that I had to know him.

I told you.

They say that fate is inexorable, right?

Like the time.

(WHISPERING) Quick, we don't have time.

And the guards?

Asleep I gave them a gazpachito with herbs and they fell like flies.

Let's go, fuck, there is no time for explanations.

We will help you in everything, Carolina. Go Go!

(VIDEO) "When 'Pepi, Luci, Bom' was released,

my 10 year old nephew asked me:

'Man, when are you going to make a movie that is not so dirty

so I can see it? '

This made me reflect that, in effect,

'Pepi', being classified for the elderly,

it excluded a type of audience that interests me greatly,

which is the children's audience.

So when I got a chance to make a second movie,

I decided to make a children's movie.

And so 'Labyrinth of Passions' was born.

I brought a prince to Madrid,

I made him live an intense and turbulent relationship

with a girl and I put them, kind of,

within all that is life in Madrid.

And I didn't get a children's movie, just the opposite.

It is very difficult to make a film about Madrid

tolerated for minors. "

-Congratulations, "Labyrinth of Passions" was released

and Antonio Banderas was in his cast.

-Thanks that I financed it.

Too bad nobody can know.

-Thanks to Irene and Alonso,

Felipe IV married Mariana of Austria,

Carlos II was born and Velázquez was able to paint his Meninas.

And they don't know how relaxed he has become.

Good job, the meeting is over.

Thank my Lord.

You, Pacino, please stay.

I'm so sorry about your friend Angel.

Take a few days off and go see him.

-I don't know if I can, boss.

-Listen to me,

go see your friend.

-Thank you.

-You're all dramatic.

You look great. -If I already know, what do you think.

If it is this light, it does not favor me.

-And one thing I will tell you, as soon as you recover,

you already know that I'm counting on you.

-Go Go...

You worry about making a fucking movie

and to be invited to the San Sebastián Festival.

-Saint Sebastian!

-And then, you make another movie.

And then another. -And another and another and another.

-Yes, and another and another until they give you the damn Oscar.

-Oops, the Oscar says! The "Oscor" they are going to give me.

-You have something very special.

Come on, how well you know, slut.

Come on,

promise me they'll give you the Oscar.

-You know what?

Promised.

-Can you do me a favor?

-Whatever it takes. -Sure

-Help me get dressed. -To get dressed?

To dress for what?

Good evening Madrid.

In life, there are fun times

and others that, well, that are not so much.

When you think everything falls apart,

there is always an escape.

(SING IN ENGLISH)

This Paco wasn't going to be waiting outside.

He will have fallen asleep,

the truth is that he was never very punctual.

Since we can't change your past,

we will change your future.

"My name is Eulogio.

That's your problem, you don't know who you really are.

And I can't do more for you,

you need someone flesh and blood. "

-You don't remember anything? -Only one person,

he has woken up crying out for her.

Elizabeth I of England

she has been murdered before being queen.

I would like to be relieved of this mission,

I'm not going to help who it was

the main enemy of Spain.

As you wish, but you will be left wanting

to meet the great Duke of Alba.

Welcome to the delicious English weather.

Look, Amelia, if your name is like that,

If you think you're going to break me trying to drive me crazy

or something like that, you're wrong.

Stop!

Stop... "In the name of love".

How I envy knowing languages.

You'd better go. Why?

Because I'm scared!

Stay with me until I fall asleep.

Kings plant their throne

on the bodies of thousands of dead soldiers.

You must go immediately to save Elizabeth.

Why does the queen want to kill her? He wants to get rid of his sister

to protect the life of his future son who, by the way,

according to history, he never had it.

If it were up to me, more than one would be skewered on a pike.

I smell a brawl. And me.

To me thirds, protect the king!

Imagine that one day this king or any other

start walking the wrong path.

That it wouldn't be the first time.

If that cost our lives,

Would you be able to attack him?

Never.

Who is the guy that is with my family?

The authentic Eulogio Romero.

No!