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For any great parent, one good look
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is all you need to tell
what your kids have been up to.
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Ah, really?
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I just changed you at half time.
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Sometimes, you barely have
to look at all.
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Uh-uh-uh! Did you wash your hands?
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- Yep.
- Uh-uh-uh!
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Lick your fingers.
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Caught in a lie.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, thought so.
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Other times, things require
a more careful eye.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Show me both of your hands
at the same time.
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Slowly.
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Would you believe
I'm defending your honor?
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No.
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And then, there are times
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when you can't believe
what you're seeing is true.
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Bow.
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What?
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Did you see that?
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See what?
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Junior's [bleep].
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How do you know he's... active?
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Did he tell you?
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He didn't have to tell me.
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There's only one thing that
will make a boy walk like that.
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My baby boy!
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Oh, my gosh!
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We need to celebrate.
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Make a turkey, Bow.
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I don't know why,
but it just feels right!
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I have so many questions.
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When did this happen?
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As soon as she said yes.
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Where did this happen?
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The same place she said yes.
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I can't believe he didn't tell me.
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Junior talks to me about everything.
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Not this.
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It's just not something that
boys bring to their mothers.
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Mama! Guess what!
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Yeah! I can see it in your walk!
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Ha ha! Let Mama make you a turkey.
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Well, at least his first time was
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with someone that he's in
a long-term relationship with.
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- I mean, even if it is Megan.
- My man.
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Ew. Dre.
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- What?
- This isn't a "my man" moment.
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This is the ultimate "my man" moment.
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It's his rite of passage.
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- Y... You know what?
- Hmm?
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We need to focus on what's important.
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That is... That is a very
healthy way of looking at this.
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Like what sides we're going
to have with the turkey.
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Can you forget the turkey, please?!
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Hey.
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Those scarves aren't from that
Harry Potter heresy, are they?
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The only boy wizard I want to
know about was born in a manger.
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It's okay, Grandma. It's not blasphemy.
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Our friend Mason's grandmother,
Nana Jean, made them for us.
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Yeah. She is so fun.
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She knits, does crafts,
and her food is amazing.
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Wait a minute.
Who is this Nana Jean food, now?
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It's nice to finally have
authentic Korean,
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not some sorry excuse from a food truck.
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Oh. Do you want to try some bulgogi?
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Do I look like I want
to try some bulgogi?
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What do you kids need this stranger for?
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You have one grandmother! That's enough!
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Um, you're forgetting
Mom's mom, Grandma Alicia.
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Am I?
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Okay, so you have one good grandmother.
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So don't be bothering
with this Nana Jean anymore.
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Wait a minute. What's that?
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A soy-scallion marinade?
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Smells stupid.
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I told Bow I wouldn't celebrate
Junior's news, and I didn't...
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where she could see me.
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Opa!
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Dre, I could tell by the way
you walked in here today...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...that your son was having sex!
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I am so proud.
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You know, is...
is it wrong to celebrate?
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Because Bow acted like it was wrong.
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- No!
- No, it is not wrong!
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Celebrating your son's deflowering
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is one of the true joys of fatherhood.
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Hey, I remember when Connie manned up.
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Boy. Yeah, we had to fire the
nanny and get a new pool table,
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but, my God, was I proud!
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- Yeah.
- Good for Junior.
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Eustace, he still gets
nervous around girls.
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And horses.
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The horses I can understand,
because they're people
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who have been put under spells.
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But girls?
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- They're just people.
- Mm.
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To Junior. For making it happen.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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Yes. Congratulations, Dre.
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I hope it was as satisfying
for the girl as it is for you.
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Oh, my God, Lucy!
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We're talking about the man's
son losing his virginity.
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It has nothing to do with women.
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Well, yes, it does.
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When Junior has sex,
the girl has sex, too.
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Obviously, Lucy, women have sex.
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Not a concession. Hard fact.
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You know, but I think a guy's first time
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can only be understood by another guy.
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- That's true.
- Yeah.
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Like, the first time I bought condoms.
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I was so nervous
that I put half of the store
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on the counter as a distraction.
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And only a guy can understand
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how my first time
was all about my father.
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See, my father was cheating
on my mom with the nanny,
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so I slept with the nanny
and got her fired.
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And I see the cycle that I'm in.
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I remember my first time.
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Oh, for God's sakes, Lucy!
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No one wants to hear
about how you gave it away.
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Now, come on.
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- Let's really celebrate, huh?
- All right.
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Put that away.
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And if Grandma asks,
you were at the library.
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Library, huh?
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What book did you check out, Jack?
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Uh... the Bible.
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Literally could have said
any other book.
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This is grandma lipstick.
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I thought we agreed we were done
with this Nana Jean character!
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But today we made piggy banks
out of recycled coffee cans!
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What kind of sicko buys coffee in a can?
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Now, I can't see why a
grown woman with no legal obligation
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wants you two around.
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Now, don't get me wrong.
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You're... You're my grandbabies,
and I love you,
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but you're real boring company.
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But Nana Jean says
she likes seeing the world
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through our young eyes.
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Yeah, she finds us interesting.
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You two?
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What's interesting about you two?
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You just had to get
that goodbye kiss, didn't you?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm just finishing up what
we should cover with Junior.
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Uh...
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What's there to talk about?
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Our son is sexually active.
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We need to make sure he's
going about it the right way.
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Then we're all set, babe.
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I already had the sex talk with him.
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I appreciate all
this advanced dating advice,
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- but there's other stuff.
- Mm. Okay.
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I heard some kids talking about "oral"?
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I would stay away from that.
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You know... kid like you
with wheat allergies.
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Junior having sex
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is proof that my talk worked.
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Okay.
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Not to take away from the
effectiveness of your talk...
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- Which clearly worked.
- Yes.
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But there's a difference
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between theory and practice, Dre.
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And we want to make sure
that Junior is okay,
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that he is using protection...
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because for all we know,
Megan is trying to trap him.
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Only a guy can understand
where Junior is, Bow.
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Trust me, it's not a conversation
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a boy wants to have with his mom.
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You tell me you used protection,
I'll bake you a pie.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's a wonder
you can function at all, Dre.
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I'm headed over to Megan's.
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- See you guys later.
- Okay.
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Okay, okay, I will let you
have this one, Dre,
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but you got to warn Junior
about gonorrhea,
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super gonorrhea, and gold diggers.
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I got it. I got it.
- Okay, okay. N...
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Oh, hey. There he is!
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My man!
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So...
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you good?
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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Wrapping it up?
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Yep.
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My man.
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That's it?
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Bow, that was the best conversation
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that Junior and I have ever had.
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Dre, you didn't say anything.
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So, our son is having sex.
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Boys will be boys.
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Boys will be boys?
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I'm not gonna come down hard on him
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just because he's getting it in.
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You might be right, Dre.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Boys will be boys.
- Mm-hmm.
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And girls will be girls.
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Why did you say that?
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No reason.
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Oh!
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Maybe we should get a turkey for Zoey.
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Why would we do that?
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Because she earned it.
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Wait. What?
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Zoey's [bleep].
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Going to the Sunken Place
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didn't get you out of grocery shopping,
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and it's not gonna get you out
of this conversation.
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Maybe she's pranking you.
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You know, college kids,
they... they love pranking.
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It's not a prank.
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She and I have spoken several times.
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- Several?
- Zoey is having sex!
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We should celebrate!
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Give me a high five, Dre! Come on!
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Get the champagne! She da man!
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♪ Zoey ♪
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♪ Is ♪
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♪ Da man ♪
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- Huh! Huh! Huh!
- Stop it!
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Ahh.
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She's my little girl!
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Why didn't she tell me this?
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She talks to me about everything.
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Would you have wanted to have
this conversation with her?
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No! But I wanted her to believe
that at least she could.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And if she ever brought it up,
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I would pretend to get
an emergency work call.
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Who is this guy, anyway?
Huh? Are they in love?
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Because if they're in love,
then they'll get married,
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and there won't be another guy.
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I think I can live with that.
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- Well, they were serious.
- Okay.
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But they broke up since then.
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And he left her on the side of the road
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like a busted old water heater?
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Zoey is not a water heater.
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She is a sexual being.
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No, she's not! She's my daughter!
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I'm a sexual being,
and I'm someone's daughter.
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And I would hope your father
would have had the decency
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to be disgusted by that.
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My little girl...
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she's gone.
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Diane?!
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No.
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Zoey. She's...
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she's been with a man.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Dre.
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You know what?
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Take the day, the week,
whatever you need.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
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- Okay.
- Hi. Yeah.
261
00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:39,197
Quick question.
Might you be overreacting?
262
00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:40,999
I mean, Zoey taking control of her body
263
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,234
is actually a good thing.
264
00:10:42,336 --> 00:10:44,436
- What?
- You whore.
265
00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:47,539
We are talking about the man's daughter!
266
00:10:47,608 --> 00:10:49,608
When my candle company takes off,
267
00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:51,410
I am so out of here.
268
00:10:51,478 --> 00:10:52,844
What Dre needs right now
269
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:57,182
is some way to salvage his
daughter's soiled reputation.
270
00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:59,618
Mm. So, we talking time machine.
271
00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:02,120
I know a guy, but he sold it.
272
00:11:02,189 --> 00:11:04,556
Maybe I can buy it back
from the guy he sold it to,
273
00:11:04,658 --> 00:11:08,860
go back in time, and then
borrow it from my friend.
274
00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:10,695
You know what, Dre?
Forget your daughter.
275
00:11:10,764 --> 00:11:13,665
- She's damaged goods.
- Yeah, tappin' out.
276
00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,066
Hey, do us a favor.
277
00:11:15,135 --> 00:11:16,802
Bring us back some kettle corn,
will you, sweetheart?
278
00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:18,003
Die in a fire.
279
00:11:18,071 --> 00:11:19,905
Thank you.
280
00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:24,876
Did you come
in here to eat your feelings
281
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,478
about your daughter having sex?
282
00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:27,612
'Cause I'm eating my feelings
283
00:11:27,681 --> 00:11:29,247
about being called a whore at work.
284
00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:30,449
Again.
285
00:11:30,484 --> 00:11:34,953
It was so much fun talking
about my son having sex.
286
00:11:35,022 --> 00:11:38,423
It's ruined now that I know
that Zoey's doing it, too.
287
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:42,294
Oh, 'cause seeing it
through your daughter's eyes
288
00:11:42,362 --> 00:11:44,955
made you realize that women are people?
289
00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:45,919
Exactly.
290
00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:47,354
It's so weird!
291
00:11:47,389 --> 00:11:49,422
What I think is weird
is how men only seem
292
00:11:49,524 --> 00:11:51,358
to care about a woman's point of view
293
00:11:51,426 --> 00:11:53,126
when they suddenly remember
they have a daughter.
294
00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:54,594
I do care about women.
295
00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:56,696
All I was doing was celebrating my son.
296
00:11:56,732 --> 00:11:58,498
And what about the father
of the guy Zoey was with?
297
00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,799
Can he celebrate his son?
298
00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:00,934
Where is that son of a bitch?
299
00:12:01,002 --> 00:12:02,202
I'll celebrate him.
300
00:12:02,237 --> 00:12:05,205
I know that sounded festive,
but I meant it as a threat.
301
00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:06,373
Uh-huh.
302
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,509
How about you help me
kill this cake instead?
303
00:12:13,348 --> 00:12:16,683
You know, I never realized
304
00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:19,619
that every girl is somebody's Zoey.
305
00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:21,454
Yeah.
306
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,457
That's why getting through
the day is so hard here.
307
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,459
The way the men in that conference room
308
00:12:26,561 --> 00:12:27,994
talk about women?
309
00:12:28,029 --> 00:12:30,363
It's so demoralizing.
It's like they're monsters.
310
00:12:30,432 --> 00:12:32,265
Hey, hey. Wait a minute.
311
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,801
I'm in that conference room.
312
00:12:34,903 --> 00:12:37,704
Am I a monster?
313
00:12:37,773 --> 00:12:39,205
You're like monster adjacent.
314
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:42,208
- I'll take that.
- But you don't have to be.
315
00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:43,443
And neither does Junior.
316
00:12:44,946 --> 00:12:47,113
Junior.
317
00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:48,715
I've told him all the wrong stuff.
318
00:12:48,784 --> 00:12:50,583
- I got to go.
- Yeah, oh... You...
319
00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:51,618
Or you could stay here
320
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,286
and help me change the culture...
321
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:56,556
Ah, forget it. This is
what I get for voting for Trump.
322
00:12:59,628 --> 00:13:01,394
Nana Jean means well.
323
00:13:01,463 --> 00:13:02,962
Please don't drag her into the street.
324
00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:06,065
Don't you worry about
your only grandmother.
325
00:13:06,101 --> 00:13:09,335
She hasn't shown you
all the tricks up her sleeve.
326
00:13:10,705 --> 00:13:11,738
It's punching.
327
00:13:11,807 --> 00:13:13,573
The trick up her sleeve is punching.
328
00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:16,643
Jack! Diane!
329
00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:18,511
And you must be Ruby.
330
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,280
I've heard so much about you.
331
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:25,452
Wonhung-i habachuln-i
peonchi, Nana Jean.
332
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:28,254
The sounds you just made
were not Korean,
333
00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:30,857
and I found it incredibly offensive.
334
00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,826
Please, come in.
335
00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:35,161
I understand you wanting
336
00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:37,297
to be protective of Jack and Diane.
337
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:40,633
Grandchildren are a precious gift.
338
00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:42,602
Mm-hmm.
339
00:13:42,671 --> 00:13:45,205
So, you're just a kind, old grandma
340
00:13:45,273 --> 00:13:47,207
who spends time with children
341
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:50,710
and thinks they have good things to say.
342
00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:53,346
Well, I smell a rat.
343
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,149
Where's the real Nana?
344
00:13:57,452 --> 00:13:59,052
Nana Jean? We're bored.
345
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,653
Can we make gingerbread houses?
346
00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:02,489
- Please?
- Gingerbread?
347
00:14:02,557 --> 00:14:04,657
That's a December craft.
348
00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:08,127
There's no wrong time
of the year to make a memory.
349
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,095
This bitch...
350
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:10,196
- Grandma?
- Uh-huh?
351
00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:12,165
Can we stay and make memories? Please?
352
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,800
Well, if you stay, you're gonna miss
353
00:14:13,902 --> 00:14:16,669
my famous Double-Bacon Mac-n-Cheese.
354
00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:19,606
Well, we prefer
lighter Korean flavors now.
355
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,374
Okay.
356
00:14:21,476 --> 00:14:22,475
- Let's go.
- All right.
357
00:14:22,544 --> 00:14:23,743
- Bye.
- All right, kids.
358
00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:25,378
Why don't you join us, Ruby?
359
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,980
Because
360
00:14:27,048 --> 00:14:30,717
I know when somebody's trying
to steal my grandbabies.
361
00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:34,220
And I'm pretty sure it was you
362
00:14:34,322 --> 00:14:38,992
who held a gun on me
during the riots, Jean.
363
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,628
You had your shot,
and you didn't take it.
364
00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:44,030
But I took your TV.
365
00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:48,401
- Hey!
- Hey.
366
00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:51,538
So, I just wanted to...
367
00:14:51,609 --> 00:14:53,148
You know,
368
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:55,875
- you usually talk to me about stuff.
- Mm-hmm.
369
00:14:55,977 --> 00:15:00,914
And your father's talk was, um...
370
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,315
brief.
371
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:03,850
So I-I just wanted to make sure
372
00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:05,485
that you and Megan felt like...
373
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,720
Oh, don't... don't worry about that.
374
00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:09,022
Megan and I broke up.
375
00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:10,290
What?
376
00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:11,457
What do you mean, you broke up?
377
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:12,692
You just had sex.
378
00:15:12,794 --> 00:15:13,993
Yeah, but we were...
379
00:15:14,095 --> 00:15:15,929
Junior, does that feel right to you?
380
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,530
To use her for sex
381
00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:20,333
and then dump her
like a busted water heater?
382
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:21,601
Water heater?
383
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,369
That poor Megan!
384
00:15:23,471 --> 00:15:25,238
You hate Megan.
385
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,240
This isn't about Megan, Junior.
386
00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:29,842
Mom, you don't understand.
It was mutual.
387
00:15:29,911 --> 00:15:32,645
It is never mutual.
388
00:15:32,747 --> 00:15:34,247
She just said that to save face.
389
00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:35,748
That poor girl!
390
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:37,650
My God, she must be devastated.
391
00:15:37,752 --> 00:15:39,018
You took her flower.
392
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,255
Junior, Daddy made you a monster.
393
00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:43,370
- Wha...
- Yeah. Yes.
394
00:15:43,432 --> 00:15:44,457
- You know what he did?
- What?
395
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:49,062
He dumped sweet Megan
396
00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:51,264
as soon as he got what he wanted.
397
00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:52,398
Yeah.
398
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,334
That is not how it went down.
399
00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:55,768
You have to fix this!
400
00:15:55,837 --> 00:15:57,303
What am I supposed to do?
401
00:15:57,405 --> 00:15:58,972
You're gonna act like any honorable man,
402
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,106
and you're gonna get back with her.
403
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,140
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
404
00:16:01,242 --> 00:16:02,175
Strictly for appearances.
405
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:05,480
She is not an object, son.
406
00:16:05,806 --> 00:16:07,471
- She is a girl.
- Yeah.
407
00:16:07,524 --> 00:16:09,382
Well, now she's a woman...
408
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,184
- Oh, my God!
- ...thanks to him.
409
00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:12,518
What is happening?
410
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,853
I'll tell you what's happening, Junior,
411
00:16:13,955 --> 00:16:17,557
is that you are going to beg Megan
412
00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:18,825
- for her forgiveness.
- Mm-hmm.
413
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:23,296
Do you have any idea how Megan's
dad is feeling right now?
414
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,431
- Rob?
- Yes, Junior.
415
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:28,034
Your actions affect more than just you!
416
00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:29,402
You know what?
417
00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:31,437
I'm gonna need Rob's address.
418
00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:33,873
Yeah, and I'm gonna send him
some Omaha Steaks
419
00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:37,710
to make up for the terrible
things we said at work today.
420
00:16:37,812 --> 00:16:39,879
You talked about this at work?
421
00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:41,114
Does he have a nickname?
422
00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:43,282
Robbie? Robbo?
423
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:44,651
This is crazy.
424
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,220
- You are going to call Megan...
- Yeah.
425
00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:49,689
...and make it right, you monster.
426
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:53,026
Now get... out.
427
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,063
But this... this is my room.
428
00:16:57,165 --> 00:16:58,381
Get out of here!
429
00:17:02,451 --> 00:17:05,919
Why's there so much kimchi
in our refrigerator?
430
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,200
Hey. Hold on!
431
00:17:08,841 --> 00:17:09,774
Did you call Megan?
432
00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:11,742
Did she accept our apology?
433
00:17:11,811 --> 00:17:13,893
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. I called her.
434
00:17:13,918 --> 00:17:14,807
Good.
435
00:17:14,832 --> 00:17:17,078
And she did not want
to get back together.
436
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,082
Oh.
437
00:17:18,151 --> 00:17:19,250
Which was not a surprise,
438
00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:21,185
because she's the one who dumped me.
439
00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:22,218
- What?
- What?
440
00:17:22,288 --> 00:17:23,788
Wait. Junior.
441
00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:26,290
- You said it was mutual.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
442
00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:28,025
I lied to save face.
443
00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:30,895
But I got more information
about why she dumped me,
444
00:17:30,997 --> 00:17:32,430
so, you know, worth it!
445
00:17:32,532 --> 00:17:33,664
- What happened?
- What happened?
446
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,633
It was just college-acceptance sex.
447
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,401
She got into Northwestern
448
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,171
and wanted to lose
her virginity before she left.
449
00:17:40,239 --> 00:17:42,106
Also, apparently I'm clingy.
450
00:17:42,175 --> 00:17:44,542
- Yeah. That's your fault.
- I know.
451
00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:46,210
Hey, Junior.
452
00:17:46,279 --> 00:17:48,112
Why didn't you tell us, sweetheart?
453
00:17:48,181 --> 00:17:50,715
Because getting dumped after
having sex for the first time
454
00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:52,049
isn't a great feeling.
455
00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:53,050
- Right.
- Yeah.
456
00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,586
Of course not.
457
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:57,555
Did you hear that, Bow?
458
00:17:57,624 --> 00:17:59,367
- Yeah.
- You blew it.
459
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:00,436
I...
460
00:18:03,062 --> 00:18:04,161
- Oh.
- Grandma!
461
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,663
- We're in trouble.
- What?
462
00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:07,264
Nana Jean sent us on a rock hunt.
463
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,066
And we found this great throwing rock.
464
00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:12,069
Then we shattered Janine's car window.
465
00:18:12,138 --> 00:18:13,537
Kind of by accident?
466
00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:15,806
I didn't think I'd throw it that far.
467
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,475
Nana Jean says we have to be honest
468
00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:18,776
and take the consequences.
469
00:18:18,811 --> 00:18:20,177
Oh, she does?
470
00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:22,279
Ruby, one of these kids
shattered my window.
471
00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:23,748
The little Asian boy did it.
472
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,483
Face your consequences, kid.
473
00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:26,584
Well, then your parents are gonna have
474
00:18:26,653 --> 00:18:27,918
to write me a really big check.
475
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:29,253
I'm gonna make an example out of you.
476
00:18:29,322 --> 00:18:30,521
J-Janine, wait!
477
00:18:30,623 --> 00:18:31,822
Mason...
478
00:18:31,891 --> 00:18:34,225
Also drew the nipples
on your garden gnomes.
479
00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:36,627
The whole point
is that they're nonsexual!
480
00:18:36,663 --> 00:18:38,598
Oh, you're gonna fry for
this, young man!
481
00:18:38,653 --> 00:18:39,897
- Wait! You guys, no!
- Bye.
482
00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:42,266
Nana Jean says always be loyal!
483
00:18:43,903 --> 00:18:45,069
Grandma.
484
00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:46,771
The way you sold him out?
485
00:18:46,806 --> 00:18:49,340
Psh. I'm learning from the master.
486
00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:51,242
We're sorry we turned our backs on you
487
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,310
for exotic food and off-season crafts.
488
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:56,547
Oh, I know you are, babies.
489
00:18:56,616 --> 00:18:59,417
Now, how many grandmothers do you have?
490
00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:00,430
- One.
- One.
491
00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:01,552
That's right.
492
00:19:01,654 --> 00:19:02,820
Give me a big hug.
493
00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:05,256
Are we still friends with Mason?
494
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:08,659
No, baby.
495
00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:10,761
He's dead to you.
496
00:19:10,863 --> 00:19:12,697
Cool.
497
00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:16,467
Babe...
498
00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:20,071
taking a step back, I realize
499
00:19:20,139 --> 00:19:23,374
that we handled our conversation
with Junior poorly.
500
00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:26,143
We were calling him a monster,
and we were the monsters.
501
00:19:26,212 --> 00:19:28,045
We were.
502
00:19:28,114 --> 00:19:31,716
I know I'm supposed to say
that I treat my son
503
00:19:31,818 --> 00:19:34,185
and my daughter,
when it comes to sex, equally,
504
00:19:34,287 --> 00:19:36,087
but I can't.
505
00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:37,455
I thought I could.
506
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:40,091
Then I heard that Junior and Megan
507
00:19:40,159 --> 00:19:41,759
broke up right after they had sex,
508
00:19:41,828 --> 00:19:43,427
and I was brought back to high school,
509
00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:45,362
where it was all about reputation.
510
00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:48,733
I called virginity a "flower."
511
00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,801
- Oh. Yeah. You did.
- Ugh!
512
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:53,003
How are we supposed to end
this double standard
513
00:19:53,106 --> 00:19:58,909
if I, one of the most
enlightened people in the world,
514
00:19:59,011 --> 00:20:00,778
still has it?
515
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,079
Okay, babe.
516
00:20:02,181 --> 00:20:05,273
Well, we may not be able
to end the double standard
517
00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:06,607
- in the world...
- Mm.
518
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:09,286
...but we could do
a little better in our house.
519
00:20:09,388 --> 00:20:10,454
Mm-hmm.
520
00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:13,457
Say something more to Junior
than "wrap it up."
521
00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:14,494
Yeah.
522
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,926
I'm gonna come with you this time.
523
00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:17,394
- Good call.
- Yeah.
524
00:20:17,463 --> 00:20:19,096
'Cause "wrap it up" was all I had.
525
00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:21,532
We got to be gentle with Junior.
526
00:20:21,601 --> 00:20:24,935
He just got dumped by a monster.
527
00:20:25,037 --> 00:20:25,970
- Mm.
- Aah!
528
00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:27,671
I've got to cancel those steaks.
529
00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:34,425
Oh. Hello, Ruby.
530
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:35,985
Are Jack and Diane home?
531
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,375
It's 10:30.
532
00:20:37,409 --> 00:20:38,544
They're still at school.
533
00:20:38,576 --> 00:20:39,878
Good.
534
00:20:39,911 --> 00:20:41,546
Because I'd hate
to have them see me drag
535
00:20:41,579 --> 00:20:43,214
their grandmother into the street.
536
00:20:43,248 --> 00:20:45,183
There it is!
537
00:20:45,217 --> 00:20:46,886
I knew it!
538
00:20:46,919 --> 00:20:49,388
You think it's cool
to sell out my grandson
539
00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:50,722
to that sad divorcée?
540
00:20:50,756 --> 00:20:53,392
Then I got bad news for you.
541
00:20:53,424 --> 00:20:55,728
And I do remember you from the riots.
542
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,595
I should have taken the shot.
543
00:20:57,629 --> 00:20:59,098
Come for me, bitch.
544
00:20:59,131 --> 00:21:01,166
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