All language subtitles for sMothered.S01E08.Cutting.the.Cord.WEBRip.x264-ION10

PREVIOUSLY ON "sMothered"...

CARLO WANTS ME TO THROW
A HUGE PARTY, 150 PEOPLE.

MY SON, CROSS'S,
FIRST COMMUNION IS COMING UP.

EXCEPT CARLO'S STICKING HIS NOSE
IN OUR BUSINESS THIS TIME.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY YOU'RE INVOLVED.

I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'REINVOLVED!

HE WANTS A PARTY? HE'LL GET
HIS BIG [BLEEP] PARTY.

WOW!
LOOK AT THIS!

IF CARLO'S FAMILY AND MY MOM
AND I ARE ALL IN THE SAME ROOM,

IT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

WHAT?!

OH!

I REALLY WANT TO DO
A GENDER-REVEAL PARTY.

I PROMISED JARED THAT WE WERE
GONNA PLAN THIS GENDER REVEAL

OURSELVES.

WHAT AM I DOING
IN THIS WHOLE THING?

"WHAT AM I DOING?"

YOU SOUND LIKE A KID.

WHAT IF SHE REALIZES THAT
SHE DOESN'T NEED ME ANYMORE.

IF YOU'RE GONNA
BRING STRESS TO THIS

GENDER REVEAL,
THEN DON'T COME.

I AM GONNA BE THERE.

WE SHOULD GET SEXIER.

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED.
WHAT ARE PEOPLE GONNA THINK?

DOES IT GET OUT TO HER DAD?

♪♪

HE'S STILL MARRIED.

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,
GIVE IT BACK?

YEAH.

I FEEL LIKE SHE'S ONLY THINKING
ABOUT HERSELF.

I HAVE TO LIVE MY LIFE, TOO.

IT'S VERY DISHEARTENING
THAT YOU'RE GONNA LET

A GUY COME INTO
OUR RELATIONSHIP.

♪♪

-AND COMING UP...
-AND COMING UP...

TA-DA!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO WITH THIS?

I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
TO SHOW THEM

HOW FAR WE WENT
WITH THIS PHOTO SHOOT.

THAT [BLEEP] AIN'T COOL.

OH, I'VE SEEN YOUR EX-WIFE
AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S ASS.

THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.

TODAY'S THE GENDER REVEAL.
REALLY, NOBODY KNOWS.

Grant: SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT
KNOWS THE GENDER OF THE BABY.

I THINK GRANT'S WORRIED THAT,
YOU KNOW,

MY MOM'S GONNA BE UPSET AT HIM
FOR KEEPING SUCH A SECRET.

YOU GUYS NEED TO START
LOOKING AT YOURSELVES

AND THE PROBLEM
THAT ARE HAPPENING HERE.

WE ARE NOT IN THE WRONG HERE.

WHY ARE YOU BLAMING US
FOR THIS?

THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS
CAUSING PROBLEMS

AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE.

I NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM
UNLESS YOUR FAMILY'S INVOLVED.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT
TELLING ME SOMETHING.

WHAT IS IT?

♪♪

JASON?

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THIS IS A COMMUNION.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A FESTIVITY FOR YOUR SON.

WHAT ARE YOU, A [BLEEP]
HOLY ROLLER ALL OF A SUDDEN?

YEAH.
YEAH, I'M JUST SAYING...

MOM, CALM DOWN.

MY MOM AND I WERE CONCERNED
THAT THERE COULD BE A PROBLEM

BETWEEN CARLO'S FAMILY
AND MY FAMILY AT THIS PARTY,

AND OF COURSE, WE WERE RIGHT.

WE CAUGHT CARLO'S UNCLE JOE

TALKING ABOUT THE WAY
WE WERE DRESSED.

-IT'S A COMMUNION.
-THIS IS A PARTY.

-UNCLE JOE, CHILL.
-I UNDERSTAND --

-YOU KNOW WHAT? [BLEEP] YOU.
-OH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT --
[ SCOFFS ]

WHERE'S CARLO?

WITH ME, WHAT YOU SEE
IS WHAT YOU GET.

I DON'T INSULT ANYBODY.

I TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

-CARLO.
-WHAT'S THE [BLEEP] PROBLEM?

WHY DON'T YOU STRAIGHTEN
OUT YOUR UNCLE?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

'CAUSE HE'S [BLEEP] TALKING
[BLEEP]. HONESTLY.

LISTEN, I WAS JUST MAKING
A COMMENT ABOUT...

WHATEVER!

...THE WAY THEY'RE DRESSED
IS -- NOT AT A COMMUNION.

OKAY, WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE
IT, GET THE [BLEEP] OUT.

-OKAY, ALRIGHT, I'LL GO.
-OKAY.

-I'M LEAVING.
-ALRIGHT.

-DIANE, LET'S GO.
-GOODBYE.

WHEN KATHY AND CRISTINA
ARE GETTING INVOLVED,

THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE
DRAMA OF SOME SORT.

THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS
CAUSING PROBLEMS

AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE.

I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP]
WITH THIS FAMILY.

I UNDERSTAND, MOM.
I MEAN --

THE WAY WE'RE DRESSED
IS A [BLEEP] PROBLEM

WITH THESE PEOPLE?

I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP].

PETTY [BLEEP]
WITH THESE PEOPLE.

THEN YOU SHOULD MAKE IT
CLEAR TO CARLO

BECAUSE I'M SICK OF IT, TOO.WHERE IS CARLO?

'CAUSE I'LL [BLEEP] TELL HIM.
I'M DONE.

NO, I JUST GRABBED HIM,
AND I SAID,

"STRAIGHTEN OUT
YOUR UNCLE RIGHT NOW."

AUNTIE DIANE, I LOVE YOU,
BUT YOUR HUSBAND'S OUT OF LINE.

-I'M LEAVING.
-GOODBYE.

WHAT IS WRONG
WITH WHAT I'M WEARING?

NOTHING.

IT'S NONE OF HIS [BLEEP]
BUSINESS

BECAUSE HE DRESSES
LIKE [BLEEP] JOE DORK.

[BLEEP]

WHAT THE [BLEEP]?

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I STAND
BEHIND MY WIFE NO MATTER WHAT,

AND I HAVE TO STAND BEHIND
KATHY'S BACK, TOO, YOU KNOW?

THAT IS MY WIFE'S MOTHER,

SO UNCLE JOE BETTER GET OVER IT

BECAUSE THAT'S WHO THEY ARE.

EITHER YOU DEAL WITH IT
OR YOU DON'T.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

IF HE'S NOT ON OUR SIDE,

THEN NO ONE'S
ON OUR [BLEEP] SIDE.

I GOT NEWS FOR YA.

ON CARLO'S SIDE,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

I KNOW.

I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP]
I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP]

FOR ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T
LIKE OUR PARTIES CAN...

THEY SHOULDN'T COME....GET OUT. LEAVE.

FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE OUR
PARTIES, THEY SHOULDN'T COME.

OUR PARTIES ARE AWESOME.DON'T COME...

DON'T LIKE THEM?
GOODBYE.

...AND THEN PUT US DOWN.
DON'T DO THAT.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU
IN THE...

-JUST DON'T COME.
-...ON THE WAY OUT.

LET'S GO.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT US?

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE CAN
NEVER GET THROUGH A PARTY

WITHOUT SOMETHING
LIKE THIS HAPPENING.

Cristina: I FEEL LIKE THIS IS
A TYPICAL BERTOLLI PARTY.

THERE'S ALWAYS SOME ARGUMENT,
OR SOMETHING HAPPENS,

AND THEN THE PARTY
ENDS ABRUPTLY.

WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE
LEARNED OUR LESSON

BACK IN THE DAY...THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

...WITH HIM.

THIS IS WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS?

OKAY. ALRIGHT.
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

YOU GUYS DO THIS [BLEEP]
ALL THE TIME.

WE DO THIS [BLEEP]
ALL THE TIME?

NO, WE DON'T DO
THIS [BLEEP]

IT'S YOUR FAMILY
THAT DOES IT.

I'VE HAD A MILLION PARTIES --
A MILLION PARTIES,

AND I NEVER HAVE
THIS KIND OF PROBLEM.

NEVER.
I NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM

UNLESS YOUR FAMILY'S INVOLVED.

YOU SHOULD HAVE PRETENDED
LIKE YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT,

CAME OVER TO ME.

I WOULD HAVE GRABBED HIM
AND TOOK CARE OF IT.

WE ARE NOT
IN THE WRONG HERE.

WHY ARE YOU BLAMING US
FOR THIS? WHY?

YOU WANT TO KEEP BLAMING
EVERYBODY ELSE FOR THIS [BLEEP]

YOU GUYS NEED TO START
LOOKING AT YOURSELVES

AND THE PROBLEM
THAT ARE HAPPENING HERE?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM,
MY PANTS?

I WAS TAUGHT TO WAIT TILL I GOT
HOME TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE,

NOT TALK ABOUT THEM RIGHT
AT THEIR FRIGGIN' AFFAIR!

I'M LEAVING.
YOU GUYS WANT TO COME?

COME.
IF NOT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

I DON'T THINK KATHY
AND CRISTINA REALIZE

HOW MUCH I HAVE
TO DEFEND THEM,

AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING
THAT I REALLY ENJOY

BECAUSE I LOVE MY FAMILY
AND I LOVE THEM.

AND I DON'T THINK THEY REALIZE
HOW HARD THAT IS FOR ME.

-WHO TOOK THE KIDS HOME?
-CARLY TOOK THE --

-YOUR DAUGHTER.
-CARLY TOOK THE KIDS HOME.

[ SIGHS ]

♪♪

I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE
WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER,

THIS KIND OF STUFF
BOILS UP AND HAPPENS,

BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.

UNCLE JOE, OF ALL PEOPLE,
TALKING ABOUT YOU AND ME.

I THINK WE'RE THE TWO
NICEST PEOPLE TO HIM

IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY.

-IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
-IT IS NOT OUR FAULT.

HERE WE GO.

GOODBYE.

UH, CHILD LOCK.
LET ME OUT.

I WILL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW,
CRISTINA.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET UP.

LOVE YOU, MOM.

GOODBYE. GOOD JOB.

THANK YOU.

BABY, REALLY?

REALLY.
OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT NOW.

LET'S HEAR IT.

IS THAT NECESSARY?

NO, BUT WAS IT NECESSARY
FOR IT TO HAPPEN TODAY

ON YOUR SON'S COMMUNION?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

GOOD.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

EVER SINCE MY MOM MADE ME
GIVE BACK

JASON'S PROMISE RING,
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN MUCH TO HER.

I FEEL REALLY UPSET AND HURT

BECAUSE I REALLY DID WANT
TO KEEP THAT RING.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO WEAR
THAT RIGHT NOW WITH HIM

STILL TAKING CARE
OF THINGS IN HIS LIFE?

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,
GIVE IT BACK?

YEAH.
HE'S STILL MARRIED.

[ SIGHS ]

♪♪

I HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN JASON,
EITHER.

BUT I NEED TO TALK TO HIM NOW.

-JASON?
-HI, HONEY. I'M OUT BACK.

♪♪

♪♪

MY MOM DOES NOT KNOW
I'M HERE.

SHE'D BE FURIOUS IF SHE KNEW
I WAS HERE.

♪♪

HOW'S IT GOING?

DOING OKAY.

I'M HAPPY TO SEE ANGELICA AGAIN.

I THINK SHE WANTS TO SPEAK ABOUT
HOW WE LEFT THAT NIGHT.

THERE'S MANY THINGS
THAT NEED TO BE DISCUSSED.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

BUT I'M HAPPY TO SEE HER.

I'M JUST KIND OF UPSET.

I JUST REALLY WISH THAT MY MOM
COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY FOR US.

THAT WAS A SURPRISE.

I WAS REALLY EXCITED.

I HAD IT ALL SET UP.
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU.

WHEN I WALKED OUT AND SAW
THAT BEAUTIFUL SCENE

WITH THE BALLOONS
AND THE FLOWERS,

THAT'S THE NICEST THING
A GUY HAS EVER DONE FOR ME.

I'VE ONLY SEEN THAT, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, IN MOVIES.

AND THEN WHEN I SAW YOU
GIVE ME THAT RING,

I WAS JUST...

I WAS JUST SO HAPPY.

♪♪

AND THEN, OH, NOPE.

I WISH THAT SHE WOULD HAVE
LET ME HAVE THAT MOMENT.

I WISH THAT SHE COULD HAVE JUST
TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT LATER ON.

I JUST WISH THAT SHE COULD HAVE
FELT THE EXCITEMENT

AND HAPPINESS
I FELT AT THAT MOMENT.

BUT SHE DIDN'T.

IT'S DEFINITELY NOT HOW I SAW
THE NIGHT ENDING.

AND I WANTED TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

AND THAT I'M TRYING.

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO DO THAT NIGHT.

I CAN SEE WHERE
SHE'S COMING FROM,

BUT IF HE'S WILLING
TO GIVE HER A KEY TO HIS HOUSE,

ASK MY MOM
TO MOVE IN WITH HIM --

WITH BOTH OF US...

IF HE WAS REALLY TRYING
TO STRING ME ALONG,

HE WOULDN'T GO
THROUGH ALL THAT.

WOULD YOU HAVE KEPT THE RING IF
SUNHE WASN'T THERE THAT NIGHT?

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

YEAH.

THAT'S HOW I FEEL --

THAT IT WOULD HAVE
TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY.

JUMP TO THE FUTURE.

EVERYTHING'S DONE.
WE'RE...MARRIED.

THEN WHAT?

IS EVERY DECISION
WE MAKE AS A COUPLE

GONNA BE INFLUENCED
BY SUNHE?

MY GOAL IS TO MARRY YOU.

AM I REALLY MARRYING

YOU AND SUNHE?

USUALLY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS,
THOUGH.

MNH. I'M NOT TOO SURE.

AT FIRST, I THOUGHT SUNHE
MAKING DECISIONS FOR ANGELICA

WAS KIND OF CUTE,
BUT ON EVERY SINGLE ISSUE,

I FIND IT A LITTLE STRANGE.

I LOVE ANGELICA.

I'M WILLING TO OVERLOOK
A LITTLE BIT.

I DON'T THINK FOREVER, BUT FOR
AT LEAST A FEW YEARS.

♪♪

REMEMBER THIS?

[ CHUCKLES ] YES.

♪♪

♪♪

I THINK THE RING IS BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S SURPRISING.
[ CHUCKLES ]

IT COULD BE A LITTLE BIGGER.
[ CHUCKLES ]

I JUST --
I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

AND THE FACT THAT HE GOT ME
SOMETHING LIKE THAT

TO SHOW ME THAT
HE DOES WANT TO COMMIT --

THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT HIM,
I THINK,

AND HOW HE FEELS
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

LET'S PUT IT BACK
IN ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE.

WHERE?

WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?

WHERE ARE YOU GONNA
WEAR IT?

OKAY.

I FEEL IT'S STRANGE
THAT SHE WANTS TO WEAR IT

ON HER RIGHT HAND.

I FEEL THAT IT'S NOT
HER DECISION.

I FEEL THAT SHE'S APPEASING
HER MOTHER.

I FIND IT A LITTLE WEIRD,
HAVING SUCH A NICE RING

ON THE WRONG FINGER.

THERE. SEE?
IT'S PRETTY.

IT IS.

-MM-HMM.
-A SPARKLE...

-MM-HMM.
-...LIKE YOUR EYES.

CORNY.

A LITTLE BIT.

I THINK MY MOM WAS PRETTY FIRM

ABOUT ME GIVING THE RING
BACK TO JASON,

AND SO FOR ME TO COME BACK
AND HAVE THE RING ON,

I THINK THAT SHE'S GONNA BE
VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE TRIED
NOT TO DO MY ENTIRE LIFE

IS TO DISAPPOINT MY MOM.

MOM WON'T HAPPY ABOUT ME
WEARING THE RING.

WORLD WAR III
MAY BREAK OUT.

CHER, DO YOU WANT
THE ROUND TRAYS?

CHER, WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH THAT?

CHER, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO PUT ON HERE?

DO YOU KNOW?

THAT'S FOR THE CUPCAKES,
OBVIOUSLY.

OH, YEAH.

EVERYTHING SHE'S SAYING
RIGHT NOW

IS MAKING ME EVEN MORE STRESSED
THAN I REALLY NEED TO BE.

AND WHAT ABOUT
ON THESE LITTLE THINGS?

-CUPCAKES!
-CUPCAKES.

WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS?

THIS IS INSANE.

I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY HEAD
AROUND THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW.

SO Y'ALL DON'T CARE
IF THAT AFFECTS ME?

-IT'S DONE.
-LIKE, IF MY --

-EXCUSE ME. I'M TALKING.
-OKAY, DON'T TAP ME.

-CALM DOWN, GIRL.
-DON'T TAP ME.

CALM DOWN.

♪♪

♪♪

Cher: SOMEONE'S IN THERE.

Dawn: CHER, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO PUT ON HERE?

DO YOU KNOW?

THAT'S FOR THE CUPCAKES,
OBVIOUSLY.

OH, YEAH.

AND WHAT ABOUT
ON THESE LITTLE THINGS?

CUPCAKES, CUPCAKES,
CUPCAKES.

EVERYTHING IS CUPCAKES.

TODAY IS THE GENDER-REVEAL
PARTY, AND I'M SO EXCITED,

BUT WE HAVE TWO HOURS
TO GET EVERYTHING READY.

I'M ALREADY STRESSED,
BUT WE GOT TO GET IT DONE.

AND LUCKILY, I HAVE A TEAM
OF FRIENDS

AND FAMILY HERE HELPING ME.

CHER, WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH THAT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO PUT ON THAT?

-CUPCAKES!
-CUPCAKES.

YOU'LL HAVE MORE CUPCAKES.

THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE ROCKY
WITH CHER. WE HAD AN ARGUMENT.

WHAT AM I DOING
IN THIS WHOLE THING?

-IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
-WHAT AM I DOING?

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING
STRESS TO THIS

GENDER REVEAL,
THEN DON'T COME.

I AM GONNA BE THERE.

EVEN THOUGH WE MADE UP,

I FEEL SHE STILL MIGHT BE
A LITTLE UPSET WITH ME.

CHER, DOES THESE LOOK BAD,
DO YOU THINK?

THIS ONE'S NOT THE BEST.
IT'S OKAY.

IS THIS ONE OKAY?

I THINK THIS ONE'S OKAY.

CHER, DO YOU WANT
THE ROUND TRAYS FOR COOKIES?

I THINK, LIKE, THESE ONES.

I'LL SH-- OH, HOW
DID I DO IT AGAIN?

I TOOK PICTURES.

MAYBE HIGHER.
KEEP IT A LITTLE HIGHER.

-OH, NOT TOO HIGH.
-OKAY.

-BUT RAISE THEM.
-BUT DADDY? DADDY?

-THAT'S PERFECT.
-THAT LOOKS TILTED.

HI, THIS IS CHER.
HOW ARE YOU?

THAT'S PERFECT.

I KNOW MY MOM
IS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

CHER, YOU HAVE TO TELL US
ALL WHAT TO DO.

MOM, I'M -- I'M BUSY.

BUT EVERYTHING SHE'S SAYING
RIGHT NOW

IS MAKING ME EVEN MORE STRESSED
THAN I REALLY NEED TO BE.

MAYBE THE CANDLE THING.

ONE ON 14th STREET.

WHEN YOU GET THERE,
ASK FOR JOCELYN.

SHE KNOWS ALREADY.

MAYBE THOSE TRAYS FOR THEM.

OOH, THE COOKIES ARE GONNA GO.

I HAVE A QUESTION.
CAN YOU CALM DOWN, PLEASE?

-YES.
-I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING --

YOU'RE SERIOUSLY
BEING TOO MUCH.

-'KAY.
-OKAY? THANKS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH THESE BALLS?

I'M TAKING CARE OF THESE.

30 MINUTES TILL COUNTDOWN,
TILL SHOW TIME.

♪♪

PRETTY DRESS, MOM.

THANK YOU.
I'M TEAM PINK.

-TEAM PINK?
-YES.

IT'S GONNA BE A GIRL.

[ CHUCKLES ]
WE'LL SEE.

MY MOM DOESN'T KNOW
THAT MY BROTHER, GRANT,

ALREADY KNOWS
THE BABY'S GENDER.

HERE'S THE ENVELOPE.

OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.

YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY.

AND NOT US.
YOU CAN'T TELL US.

YOU CAN'T SLIP AND SAY "HE"
OR "SHE."

I NEEDED SOMEONE TO KNOW
AHEAD OF TIME,

AND I TRUSTED HIM
TO KEEP THE SECRET FROM ME.

HEY, CHER, LET ME TALK TO YOU
IN PRIVATE FOR A SECOND.

OKAY.

LOOK HOW PRETTY EVERYTHING
TURNED OUT.

Grant: I KNOW.
IT DID TURN OUT REALLY PRETTY.

SO, EVENTUALLY, MOMMY'S
GONNA FIND OUT THAT I KNOW

BECAUSE I'M GONNA COME OUT
IN A BABY COSTUME.

HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO
ABOUT TELLING HER?

AFTER WE REVEAL THE BABY'S
GENDER,

GRANT'S GONNA COME OUT
AND SURPRISE EVERYBODY

IN EITHER A GIRL OR A BOY
INFLATABLE BABY COSTUME.

JARED AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A CUTE WAY

TO CELEBRATE
HAVING A BOY OR A GIRL,

BUT IT MEANT THAT GRANT
HAD TO KNOW

THE BABY'S GENDER AHEAD OF TIME

SO THAT HE CAN GET
THE RIGHT COSTUME.

I WANT HER TO BE SURPRISED
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS.

YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA
HAVE, LIKE, A WEIRD REACTION

JUST BEFOREHAND?

LIKE, MAYBE WE SHOULD HER KNOW,
LIKE, NOW, BEFORE --

YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?

MAYBE I SHOULD LET HER KNOW
THAT I KNOW.

I DON'T THINK
SHE'S GONNA CARE.

IT'S A SURPRISE
FOR EVERYBODY.

I'M JUST HOPING THAT MY MOM
WILL BE SO EXCITED IN THE MOMENT

THAT SHE WON'T EVEN REALIZE
THAT GRANT KNEW BEFORE HER.

SHE ALREADY KNOWS
MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE

KNOW ABOUT OTHER THINGS,

SO I DON'T THINK NOW
IS THE TIME TO TELL HER.

I DON'T KNOW, I THINK WHEN
MY MOM IS TOLD OR FINDS OUT

THAT I KNEW AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW,
I THINK SHE MIGHT BE HURT

THAT I WAS THE ONE --
THAT MY SISTER FELT

COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO TELL ME
AND TO KEEP IT SECRET.

YOU JUST WANT HER TO FIND
OUT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?

FIND OUT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

AND SEE HOW SHE FEELS?

EXACTLY.

OKAY.

♪♪

OH, LOOK AT YOU TWO,
MATCHING AND STUFF.

-THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
-I JUST NOTICED THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WE SEE Y'ALL WITH THEM
LEATHER JACKETS ON.

RIGHT.

GET THEM ALL A LEMON
CUSTARD CAKE.

-NO.
-NO, WE DON'T WANT THAT.

ON ME.

OH, YOU -- LET'S DO THIS
CHOCOLATE THING.

TONIGHT, WE'RE HAVING DINNER
WITH CHANEL AND ADRIAN.

THEY DON'T KNOW THAT WE DID
A SEXY PHOTO SHOOT.

♪♪

I JUST THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
FOR US TO LET THEM KNOW

THAT WE'VE DONE THIS PHOTO SHOOT
BEFORE THEY GET POSTED ONLINE.

BUT I AM SO NERVOUS AS TO
HOW THEY'RE GONNA REACT.

SO, WHAT'S NEW?
YEAH, WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU?

UM, ME AND MOM
DID A PHOTO SHOOT.

♪♪

WAIT, SHOULDN'T WE WAIT
FOR THE DESSERT FIRST?

WITH MARIAH'S SOCIAL MEDIA,
I KIND OF SEE WHAT'S GOING ON,

SO WHEN I HEAR A "PHOTO SHOOT,"
I KNOW I'M NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

I ALREADY KNOW I'M NOT
GONNA LIKE IT.

WHAT WAS THE THEME
THAT YOU GUYS USED?

THE PHOTO SHOOT
WAS A PHOTO SHOOT

THAT I WANTED TO DO FOR MOM...

-OKAY.
-...THAT WOULD, LIKE,

BOOST HER CONFIDENCE
AND SHOW THE WORLD

THAT WE EMBRACE OUR BODIES
AND THAT WE ARE...CUTE.

SO, WHAT, YOU PUT HER
IN SOME CLOTHES HERAGE,

OR YOU PUT HER
IN SOME CLOTHES YOURAGE?

WE PUT HER IN SOME CLOTHES
THAT WAS SEXY,

AND CLOTHES
DON'T HAVE A AGE ON IT.

THERE WAS ONE PART, THOUGH,
WHERE I WASN'T COMFORTABLE.

SO WHAT KIND OF
PHOTO SHOOT WAS THIS THEN

FOR YOU TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE?

I ACTUALLY HAVE, LIKE,
A LITTLE SAMPLE.

IT'S NOT EDITED OR ANYTHING.

-I GIFTED IT, SIS.
-I'M SCARED.

WHY IS SHE SCARED FOR?

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-LET ME SEE.
-PUT IT BACK IN THERE.

-WAIT, LET ME SEE.
-PUT IT BACK IN THERE.

-NO, SHOW DAD. SHOW DAD.
-NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW HIM.

LET ME SEE.

TA-DA!

♪♪

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS?

WAIT, HOLD UP.

-THIS IS CUTE.
-MOM DON'T EVEN LOOK

COMFORTABLE IN IT, PERIOD.

NAH, SHE LOOK --
SHE LOOK COMFORTABLE.

SHE SEEM UNCOMFORTABLE
NOW THAT IT'S OUT.

WHY -- WHAT IS THIS FOR?

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
DO THIS, THOUGH?

-BECAUSE, DAD --
-BUT WHAT ARE YOU --

WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH THIS?

WE'RE GONNA HANG IT UP
IN THE HOUSE.

NOT IN MY HOUSE!

TELLING ADRIAN ABOUT
THE PHOTO SHOOT

WAS ALREADY
AN AWKWARD THING TO DO.

WHAT KIND OF FAMILY PORTRAIT
IS THAT [BLEEP]?

I WISH MARIAH HADN'T GIVEN ME
THAT PICTURE AS A GIFT

BECAUSE I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
TO SHOW THEM

HOW FAR WE WENT
WITH THIS PHOTO SHOOT.

I JUST DON'T -- IT'S --

-I GUESS.
-I DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK, "OKAY,
WE GONNA TAKE PICTURES

WITH OUR ASS OUT?"

'CAUSE WE HAVE NICE,
CURVACEOUS BODIES,

AND WE EMBRACE OUR BODIES,
AND I WANTED HER TO FEEL SEXY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

THAT IS NOT CUTE.

AT LEAST I'M SHOWING YOU IT.

I COULD HAVE HAD YOU
FIND OUT LATER...

-FIND OUT LATER HOW?
-...ON YOUR OWN. ONLINE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SO Y'ALL DON'T CARE
IF THAT AFFECTS ME?

-YEAH.
-LIKE, IF MY FRIENDS SEE IT,

Y'ALL DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT?

WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS?

YOU KNOW ALL MY FRIENDS.

THEY SEE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA.

LIKE, THAT'S FINE THAT IT'S JUST
YOU, BUT NOW IT'S MOM, TOO.

PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY SAID SOME
THINGS ABOUT WHAT MARIAH POSTS,

AND IT ALREADY STARTED
TO AFFECT ME,

BUT JUST AS I WAS
GETTING USED TO IT,

IT'S LIKE SOMETHING
NEW IS POPPING UP.

YOU KNOW ALL MY FRIENDS
FOLLOW YOU,

OR JUST KNOWING YOU'RE
PLASTERED ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

TELL THEM TO GET OFF MY PAGE.

EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE IT
REGARDLESS.

WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

THAT REALLY BROKE MY HEART
THAT CHANEL WAS UPSET

ABOUT THE PHOTO SHOOT,
SO I DON'T KNOW.

PART OF ME REGRETS
DOING THE PHOTO SHOOT,

BUT WHEN MARIAH
ASKS ME TO DO STUFF,

IT'S LIKE I'M HYPNOTIZED.

I DON'T THINK ABOUT THINGS
UNTIL IT'S DONE.

SO, YOU CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA
OR DID YOU COME UP WITH IT?

YES.
I CAME UP WITH IT.

-HOW WOULD I COME UP WITH IT?
-I CAME UP WITH IT.

I DON'T KNOW. YOU JUST CAME UP
WITH THE DAMN STRIPPERS.

-I'M GOING ALONG WITH IT.
-HOLD ON. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

YOU CAME UP WITH
THE STRIPPERS.

WHY ARE WE BRINGING UP
STRIPPERS AND [BLEEP]?

HOLD ON.

AT THIS POINT, IT'S ALMOST LIKE
THEY'RE JUST DOING TOO MUCH.

-IT'S DONE.
-THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.

EXCUSE ME.
I'M TALKING.

OKAY, DON'T TAP ME.

-CALM DOWN, BRO.
-DON'T TAP ME.

-CALM DOWN.
-LET ME SEE THE PICTURE AGAIN.

NO, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SEE IT AGAIN.

LET ME SEE IT.

NO, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T
APPRECIATE ART.

-NO, LET HIM SEE IT.
-NO, LET ME SEE THE PICTURE.

-LET HIM SEE IT.
-"I GET IT FROM MY MOM!"

LET ME SEE IT.

THIS IS INSANE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THEY WOULD DO THAT.

I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY HEAD
AROUND THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW.

HEY, YOU NEED TO PUT
SOME CLOTHES ON.

-LOOK AT IT WITH A DIFFERENT --
-PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

-[ LAUGHS ]
-LET'S PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

-[BLEEP] ARE YOU DOING?
-LET'S PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.

NOW IT'S A BETTER PICTURE.
THERE YOU GO.

AT THE END OF THE DAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

YOU KNOW YOU DON'T NEED
TO BE WITH YOUR ASS OUT

IN NO PICTURES.

YOU GO THE WAY
YOU WANT TO GO.

ARE YOU GOOD?

I MEAN, I'M-A HAVE TO BE.
IT'S ALREADY DONE.

RIGHT. SO I DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THE
BACK AND FORTH IS ABOUT.

IT'S DONE.

OKAY.
KEEP SHOWING YOUR ASS.

Y'ALL THINK THAT'S COOL.
THAT [BLEEP] AIN'T COOL.

"OH, I'VE SEEN YOUR EX-WIFE
AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S ASS."

I'M READY TO GO.

YOU RIDING WITH ME?

-MM-HMM.
-LET'S GO.

THIS IS HOW ALL MOTHERS
AND DAUGHTERS,

WHETHER THEY WANT TO ADMIT
IT OR NOT, WANT TO BE.

WE'RE GROWING
AS WE GO TOGETHER

AND HAVE ALL
THE EXPERIENCES TOGETHER.

SHE'S 21 NOW.

I'M 21, TOO, RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING THROUGH.

WHEN SHE WAS 4, I WAS 4.

I WAS ON MY KNEES
PLAYING BARBIES.

WE'RE 21,
SO DON'T BE MAD AT US.

WE'RE HAVING FUN TOGETHER.

WELL, WHAT'D YOU THINK
HE WAS GONNA DO?

I DIDN'T CARE.

OKAY.

GRAB THE BAG.

♪♪

♪♪

HOW DID GRANT KNOW TO BUY
THAT COSTUME?

DID HE KNOW AHEAD OF TIME?

NO, THEY PROBABLY...

HOW DID HE GET
THE COSTUME?

WHAT?

WHAT'S WRONG?
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT WITH YOU.

I'M FINE.WHY DO YOU LOOK SO TENSE?

I'M NOT TENSE.

KIND OF SCARED.

YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO TELL ME?

♪♪

♪♪

Sunhe: ANGELICA.

♪♪

♪♪

HEY, CAN YOU HELP ME?

GOT SOMETHING STUCK
RIGHT ON THE END.

♪♪

♪♪

WHERE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?

I WENT TO GO SEE JASON.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU'VE NEVER, NOT ONCE,
JUST WALKED OUT

AND NOT TELL ME WHERE YOU
WERE GOING OR TEXT ME,

CALL ME TO SAY, "HEY, MOM,
I'M GOING TO SEE JASON."

I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL
YOU BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT YOU TO STOP ME.

♪♪

I THINK MY MOM IS GONNA BE
SUPER DISAPPOINTED

THAT I KIND OF WENT
BEHIND HER BACK

AND ACCEPTED JASON'S RING.

KIND OF SCARED.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT
TELLING ME SOMETHING.

WHAT IS IT?

♪♪

♪♪

SEEING THAT RING
ON ANGELICA'S FINGER

MAKES ME FEEL DISGUSTED.

ANGELICA
AND I WENT TO JASON'S HOUSE,

AND SHE WAS PREPARED
TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.

WHEN I SAW JASON
GIVE ANGELICA HER RING,

MY HOPE FOR HER TO STAND FIRM
CAME TO A CRASH.

MY BIGGEST CONCERN IS NOW
THAT SHE HAS ACCEPTED THAT RING,

THAT HE'S GONNA
PROLONG THE DIVORCE

INSTEAD OF RUSHING IT.

WHAT'S THIS MEAN?

IT JUST MEANS THAT...

IT'S LIKE A PROMISE.

PROMISE FOR HIM TO DO
WHATEVER HE'S GOING TO DO.

MM-HMM.

HE'S STILL MARRIED!

I KNOW.

HE'S GETTING A DIVORCE.

DID HE GIVE YOU A TIMELINE
OF WHEN ALL THIS WILL BE DONE?

NO, NOT A TIMELINE,

BUT HE SAID
IT'S GONNA BE SOON.

[ SIGHS ]
WELL, THE THING --

HE'S BEEN SAYING THIS
FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.

"SOON."
THAT'S HIS FAVORITE WORD.

HE MOVED HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S
STUFF OUT OF THE CLOSET.

THAT'S SOMETHING.

AND THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

FOR NOW.

GEEZ.

I DON'T KNOW HOW
IT'S NOT ANNOYING YOU.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IF I'M HAPPY,
THEN WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

YOU'RE HAPPY?
SERIOUSLY?

YOU'RE HAPPY?

YEAH.

YOU'RE HAPPY WITH
THE RESULTS

THAT HE'S GIVING YOU?

-SERIOUSLY?
-FOR THE MOST PART, YEAH.

IT FEELS VERY ALIEN TO ME

TO NOT BE ABLE TO SEE
EYE-TO-EYE WITH MY MOTHER

BECAUSE I HAVE MY ENTIRE LIFE,

BUT IT'S JUST REALLY OBVIOUS

THAT SHE'S NOT SUPPORTIVE
OF THIS RELATIONSHIP.

DON'T BE MAD AT ME 'CAUSE
I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU.

I WANT YOU TO
BE HAPPY FOR ME.

I WANT YOU HAPPY.

I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY.

IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

YOU HAVING THE PROMISE RING

IS MAKING ME REALLY SICK
TO MY STOMACH.

IT'S GIVING ME THESE
WEIRD, UNHAPPY,

TIED-UP KNOTS IN MY STOMACH

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK

THAT IT'S GENUINE
FROM JASON.

I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD
TAKE THE RING BACK TO HIM.

GIVE IT BACK TO YOU
SOME OTHER TIME.

♪♪

YOU CAN WEAR IT LATER
AFTER HE'S DONE EVERYTHING.

MNH-MNH.

I'M KEEPING THE RING.

I'M NOT HAPPY
ABOUT THIS AT ALL.

AND YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO SAY.

WELL, YOU OBVIOUSLY
WANT ME TO GIVE IT BACK,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO.

I'M NOT GONNA
GIVE THE RING BACK.

WELL, I GUESS YOU MADE
YOUR DECISION THEN.

I HOPE YOU'RE MAKING
THE RIGHT ONE.

I'M NOT SURE WHERE
IT'S GONNA GO FROM HERE.

I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO DESTROY

MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ANGELICA.

WELL, DO YOU NEED HELP
WITH YOUR HAIR?

♪ SOMETHING'S GONNA
COME FULL CIRCLE ♪

THAT WOULD BE NICE.

♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ SOMETHING'S GONNA
BREAK MY HEAD ♪

[ SIGHS ]

I BELIEVE THE BOND THAT ANGELICA
AND I HAVE

IS WAY STRONGER THAN THE ONE
THAT SHE HAS WITH JASON.

FOR NOW, I'M JUST GONNA BE
PATIENT AND KEEP HER CLOSE.

♪ EVEN WHEN YOU'RE GONE,
YOU'RE COMING HOME ♪

♪ HOME, HOME, HOME, HOME,
HOME, HOME ♪

♪ OOH, OOH ♪

YOU GUYS ARE SO WORRIED
ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE,

AND HERE YOU TWO
ARE THROWING DRINKS.

I'M AFRAID IT MIGHT TURN
INTO A BIGGER DEAL.

WHEN DOES IT STOP
WITH THIS [BLEEP]?

IT'S NEVER GONNA STOP.

Dawn: I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW
WHAT THE SEX OF THE BABY IS.

I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW
THE NAME OF THE BABY.

IT'S HARD TO TAKE.

EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS NOTHING'S
CHANGING, IT IS CHANGING.

♪♪

♪♪

-HEY.
-HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Kathy: OH, FEELING
A LITTLE OUT OF IT.

-YEAH?
-AND I'M TIRED, I'M HUNGOVER,

I'M SICK,
AND I WANT TO EAT COOKIES.

♪♪

THAT WAS A GOOD PARTY
LAST NIGHT.

IT WAS FUN.
IT WAS FUN.

ANY REPERCUSSION WITH JOE?

NO, I HAVEN'T HEARD
ANYTHING YET.

NOW THAT YOU THREW THE DRINK
IN UNCLE JOE'S FACE,

YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA GO
THROUGH THE FAMILY.

ONE PERSON'S GONNA CALL
THE OTHER,

AND I'M AFRAID IT MIGHT
TURN INTO A BIGGER DEAL.

HE AGGRAVATED ME.

THE ONLY PERSON I REALLY
CARE ABOUT IS CARLO.

USUALLY IT'S ME
WHO DOES SOMETHING.

I KNOW. I'VE NEVER
DONE THAT TO SOMEBODY.

I KNOW CARLO
KICKED HIM OUT,

SO I WONDER IF HE'LL
CALL HIM TODAY OR WHAT.

IS HE HOME?

I KNOW. YEAH.

CARLO, COME HERE.

CARLO WAS MAD AT MY MOM
AND I LAST NIGHT,

BUT I'M HOPING TODAY, HE WILL BE
A LITTLE BIT MORE FORGIVING.

LISTEN, I WANT TO
APOLOGIZE TO YOU

FOR THROWING THAT DRINK
AT YOUR UNCLE,

BUT, YOU KNOW, HE HAS A WAY OF
GETTING UNDER MY SKIN SOMETIMES.

I DON'T KNOW.
HE LEFT PISSED.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHEN DOES IT STOP
WITH THIS [BLEEP]?

IT'S NEVER GONNA STOP.

EVERYONE IS THE WAY
THEY ARE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT
EVERYBODY ELSE MISBEHAVING,

AND HERE YOU TWO
ARE THROWING DRINKS --

THAT WAS
THE MOST CONSERVATIVE

I'VE EVER BEEN DRESSED
AT A PARTY.

I MEAN, I FELT LIKE I LOOKED
LIKE THE HOLY MOTHER.

I KNOW, AS YOUR NIPS
ARE SHOWING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEY WEREN'T SHOWING.

I GOT TO GO TO WORK, SO...

GET OUT.

-ADIOS.
-GO.

-GOODBYE.
-GOODBYE.

-ADIOS.
-LOVE YOU.

PIZZA BOY.

IF UNCLE JOE CALLS OR TEXTS YOU,
LET ME KNOW.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT
THE SAD THING IS?

WE LOVE PLANNING THE PARTY
AND SO MUCH FUN GETTING TO IT,

AND THEN IT'S OVER,
AND IT'S LIKE, "UGH."

IT NEVER LASTS LONG ENOUGH.

IT LOOKED REALLY PRETTY.

WE HAVE FOURTH OF JULY COMING,
AND THAT'S THE BIG BOOM.

OH, MY GOSH.

I KNOW.

I FEEL LIKE COMING UP,

MY MOM AND I WILL BE UP TO THE
SAME THINGS THAT WE ALWAYS DO.

WE'RE GONNA BE THROWING
BIG PARTIES,

WE'RE GONNA BE SMOTHERING
THE [BLEEP] OUT OF CARLY,

AND, YOU KNOW, DOING WHAT WE DO
AND HAVING A GOOD TIME DOING IT.

-GRANDMA.
-WHAT?

SMELL MY FOOT.

NO, I DON'T WANT
TO SMELL YOUR FOOT.

WHAT IS WITH YOUR KIDS?

THEY ALWAYS WANT ME
TO SMELL THEIR FEET.

♪♪

HI!
LOOK WHO'S HERE!

SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

♪♪

HI, HOW'S IT GOING?

OH, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!

THANK YOU!

-OH, MY GOD!
-THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!

HI! SO GOOD -- HI!

Cher: TODAY IS THE GENDER
REVEAL PARTY.

PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO ARRIVE,
AND THE PLACE LOOKS GORGEOUS.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THIS PARTY
STARTED.

JARED AND I GOT THIS BIG BLACK
BALLOON, AND WE'RE GONNA POP IT,

AND INSIDE, IT'S GONNA BE
EITHER PICK OR BLUE CONFETTI

BASED ON
IF IT'S A GIRL OR A BOY.

WE'RE ALSO PASSING OUT
SOME CONFETTI POPPERS

AND THEN, JARED AND I
ARE DOING THIS BABY MAMA DANCE.

I'VE BEEN DOING DANCES FROM
MY BAT MITZVAH TO MY SWEET 16

AND NOW TO MY GENDER REVEAL.

SO THIS IS JUST SOMETHING
THAT JARED AND I

DEVELOPED ALL ON OUR OWN.

AND WE'RE GONNA DO THE DANCE,
AND GRANT'S GONNA COME OUT

IN THE BIG INFLATABLE BOY
OR GIRL COSTUME.

Dawn: CHER HAD A SEALED
ENVELOPE FROM THE DOCTOR.

EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW
AT THE SAME TIME.

-YOU'RE SO SMALL.
-TINY.

OH.
I'M ONLY 24 WEEKS.

-TINY.
-IT'S A LOOSE...

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE,
A VERY LOOSE DRESS.

THERE'S A LOT OF MOVING PARTS
TO THIS GENDER REVEAL,

AND I'M GETTING
A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS.

LIKE, I HOPE WE CAN
PULL THIS ALL OFF.

HUH?

OF COURSE I DID.

-EVERYTHING'S GOOD?
-GREAT.

-IT'S PERFECT?
-OH, SO GOOD.

-IT'S GOOD.
-IT'S REALLY GOOD?

-IT'S GOOD, YEAH.
-OKAY.

-DYING TO KNOW!
-I KNOW!

REALLY, NOBODY KNOWS.

NOBODY. NOBODY.

ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO DO IT,
I THINK.

RIGHT NOW IS
A SPECIAL MOMENT.

WE'RE GONNA NEED
EVERYONE TO GATHER.

WHEN CHER TOLD ME
THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT,

SHE SHOWED ME
HER PREGNANCY TEST,

AND I EVEN BROUGHT IT
TO NEW YORK

BECAUSE TO ME,
IT WAS VERY LUCKY.

IT WAS SUCH A SPECIAL MOMENT.

OH, MY GOD!
THIS IS THE TEST?

OH, I LOVE IT.

I'M GONNA KEEP IT FOREVER.

EW. THAT'S SO GROSS.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS JUST
A FEW MONTHS AGO,

IT FEELS LIKE
A REALLY LONG TIME.

EVERYONE SHOULD MOVE IN.

IT'S SO CROWDED THERE.

I FEEL LIKE THINGS ARE ALREADY
CHANGING BETWEEN CHER AND I.

SHE DIDN'T LET ME KNOW
THE GENDER OF THE BABY.

CHER AND I USED TO TELL
EACH OTHER EVERYTHING,

AND THAT DOESN'T REALLY SEEM
LIKE THE CASE ANYMORE.

AND IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY SAD
THAT THINGS ARE CHANGING.

YOU GUYS, I JUST WANT
TO SAY THANK YOU

SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

I FELT LIKE OUR WEDDING
WOULD BE SO SPECIAL.

I FEEL LIKE
THIS IS EVEN MORE,

AND TO HAVE PEOPLE
WHO CAME IN FROM ALL OVER,

AND WE'RE SO THANKFUL
TO SHARE IN THIS.

WE HAVE NO IDEA
IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL,

AND WHATEVER IT IS,
WE'RE GONNA BE SO HAPPY,

BUT WE JUST
CAN'T WAIT TO KNOW!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IN TRUE DOCTOR FASHION,

I'M GOING TO USE MY SYRINGE
AND ASPIRATE THE BALLOON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

-ARE YOU READY?
-NO!

LET ME BREATHE A SECOND.

3, 2, 1.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ LAUGHTER ]

-ARE YOU READY?
-NO!

LET ME BREATHE A SECOND.

Cher: I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ABOUT TO FIND OUT

THE GENDER OF OUR BABY.

IT'S FINALLY
GOING TO BE REVEALED,

AND I AM SO EXCITED.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT.

3, 2, 1.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

-WE'RE HAVING A GIRL!
-BABY GIRL.

THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT
OF MATCHING OUTFITS TO BUY.

THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE SO HAPPY.

IT'S A GIRL!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

AAH! IT'S A GIRL!

I WANT US TO BE LIKE THE THREE
MUSKETEERS AND THE TRIPLETS,

AND I HAVE ALL THESE PLANS
OF HOW WE'RE GONNA DRESS.

AND HAVING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
ALSO BY MY SIDE,

LIKE MY SECOND DAUGHTER.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH, MY GOD!

OH, THAT'S SO COOL!

WITH THE WHOLE COMMOTION, I'M
NOT EVEN SURE IF MY MOM REALIZED

THAT I KNEW THE WHOLE TIME
WHAT THE GENDER WAS.

MY MOM PROBABLY THINKS I HAVE
TWO COSTUMES,

AND THE WHOLE TIME I REALLY JUST
HAD ONE AND KNEW ALL ALONG.

SO, WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
DOESN'T HURT HER.

IT'S HOT.

IT LOOKS HOT.

HOW DID GRANT KNOW TO BUY
THAT COSTUME?

DID HE KNOW AHEAD OF TIME.

NO, THEY PROBABLY...

HOW DID HE GET
THE COSTUME?

WHAT?

GRANT KNEW.

GRANT DIDN'T KNOW.

GRANT KNEW.

-OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
-GRANT KNEW.

-DID GRANT KNOW?
-DID YOU KNOW?

-GRANT KNEW.
-DID YOU KNOW?

NO, I DIDN'T KNOW.

WOW. SHOCKED.

AT ONE TIME, CHER WOULD NEVER
BE ABLE TO NOT TELL ME THAT SHE,

YOU KNOW, TOLD GRANT SOMETHING
AND DIDN'T TELL ME,

BUT I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW
WHAT THE SEX OF THE BABY IS.

I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW
THE NAME OF THE BABY.

IT'S HARD TO TAKE.

SO, EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS
NOTHING'S CHANGING,

IT IS CHANGING.

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN,
DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DROP IT DOWN,
DROP IT DOWN, DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DROP DROP ♪

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN,
DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DO THE BABY MAMA WHEN I
STEP OUT ON THE FLOOR ♪

♪ ONE MONTH, TWO MONTH,
THREE MONTH, FOUR ♪

♪ HIT THE BABY MAMA WHEN I'M
STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR ♪

♪ YEAH, I'M PREGNANT,
BUT I GOT AN ILL FLOW ♪

♪ TRYNA MAKE SOME MONEY, BUY
SOME HUGGIES FROM THE STORE ♪

♪ S TO THE T-A DOUBLE-R-K
TO THE E-I-S-H-A ♪

♪ AND I DON'T PLAY,
DO IT MY WAY ♪

♪ PREGGO, BUT I'M STILL DOIN'
MOVES LIKE BEYONCé ♪

♪ YEAH, I SAID I'M PREGNANT,
PREGNANT ♪

♪ GET THE CHILD SUPPORT
AND PAY MY RENT, PAY MY RENT ♪

Cher: SINCE THIS IS A BABY MAMA
DANCE, AND MY MOM IS MY MAMA,

WE WANTED TO INCLUDE HER
BECAUSE WE WANTED IT TO,

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING FOR HER
TO FEEL A PART OF.

Dawn: IT WAS REALLY SPECIAL
THAT SHE DID INCLUDE ME,

AND I WAS REALLY
VERY HONORED THAT SHE DID.

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN,
DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DROP IT DOWN,
DROP IT DOWN, DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN,
DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DO THE BABY MAMA WHEN
I STEP OUT ON THE FLOOR ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YOU CAN'T FEEL LEFT OUT ANYMORE

'CAUSE NOW YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE ANOTHER GIRL.

YES.

SO NOW INSTEAD OF TWINS,
WE'LL BE TRIPLETS.

YES, DEFINITELY!

LOVE YOU. I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.

I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.

GOOD JOB.

I'M GONNA BE
COMING TO YOU ALL THE TIME,

ASKING QUESTIONS,

BECAUSE I ONLY HOPE
THAT I CAN BE

AS GOOD OF A MOM
TO MY CHILD

AS YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN TO ME.

SO I'M GONNA BE CALLING YOU
A LOT MORE NOW, I THINK.

AND INSTEAD OF IT BEING
THE TWO OF US,

IT'S GONNA BE
THE THREE OF US.

THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GONNA GET CLOTHES
FOR ALL OF US.

OH, MY GOSH.
HERE WE GO.

YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE A DESIGN
FOR ALL THREE OF US.

-HERE WE GO.
-#TRIPLETS.

THIS IS A...

GOOD JOB.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

GOOD MORNING.

MORNING.

♪♪

♪♪

I'M GONNA GO

AND RUN A BATH FOR MYSELF
AND GET READY.

♪♪

OKAY.

OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN
VERY STRAINED

SINCE ANGELICA AND I
WENT TO JASON'S HOUSE.

AND I'M FEELING THE DISTANCE.

♪♪

ALRIGHT.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

NOW THAT I'VE DECIDED
TO KEEP JASON'S RING,

I JUST SEE
OUR RELATIONSHIP GROWING

AND JUST GETTING
BETTER DAY BY DAY.

I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND.

♪♪

I BELIEVE ANGELICA
IS VERY UPSET WITH ME,

EVEN EXTREMELY ANGRY WITH ME,

BUT I HAVE TO
LOOK OUT FOR HER.

THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.

♪♪

♪♪

I KNOW THAT MY MOM
JUST WANTS ME FOR HERSELF.

I THINK THAT SHE'LL TELL ME
WHAT SHE WANTS

RATHER THAN
WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ ENGINE STARTS ]

♪♪

♪ DIVIDED DEVOTIONS ♪

♪ OOH ♪

JASON HAS PROVED
THAT HE LOVES ME,

AND I THINK I AM READY
TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

I'M NOT SURE I WANT
TO TAKE MY MOM'S ADVICE.

I KIND OF WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT
FOR MYSELF

AND DO WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.

♪ OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH ♪

♪ DIVIDED DEVOTIONS ♪

♪ CAUGHT IN THE CROSS FADE
OF EMOTION ♪

♪♪