All language subtitles for sMothered.S01E07.Pushing.Boundaries.WEBRip.x264-ION10

PREVIOUSLY, ON "sMOTHERED"...

WE'RE GONNA HAVE THIS PARTY --
A BIG PARTY. THAT'S IT.

MY SON CROSS'S FIRST COMMUNION
IS COMING UP,

SO, OF COURSE,
WE ARE PLANNING A PARTY.

EXCEPT CARLO'S STICKING HIS NOSE
IN OUR BUSINESS...

YOU WANT A BIG PARTY?
THEN, WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT.

GROWING UP,
MY MOM ALWAYS TAUGHT ME

TO BE CONFIDENT
AND LOVE MYSELF,

SO SHE SHOULD TAKE
HER OWN ADVICE.

[ LAUGHS ]

LIKE, YOU'RE YELLING
AT ME ABOUT --

YOU KNOW, A LITTLE UPSET AT ME
THAT I TOOK HER

TO THIS LAMAZE CLASS.

IF JARED FEELS
EXCLUDED AGAIN,

THEN HE MIGHT NOT WANT
MY MOM HERE AS MUCH.

I REALLY DON'T WANT IT
TO COME TO THAT,

SO, MAYBE SHE NEEDS
TO TAKE A STEP BACK.

ARE YOU READY
FOR THIS?

I LOVE JASON,
BUT AT THIS POINT,

I REALLY NEED
TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.

ALL MY EX'S THINGS
ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET.

I HOPE ANGELICA WILL STAND FIRM
ON WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO.

♪♪

AND COMING UP...

TWINS NOW!
I KNOW!

JARED AND I HAVE BEEN PLANNING
THIS GENDER-REVEAL PARTY

BY OURSELVES.

WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS
WHOLE THING? WHAT AM I DOING?

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!

SHE DOESN'T LEARN
TO COMPROMISE,

SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THINGS
REALLY HARD FOR ME.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING STRESS
TO THIS GENDER-REVEAL,

THEN DON'T COME.

I'M 31.

I THINK I CAN MAKE DECISIONS
FOR MYSELF.

♪♪

YOU TELLING ME
WHAT TO DO STOPS NOW.

OH, DOES IT?

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

SO, TODAY, I'M GONNA MAKE MY MOM
DO A SEXY PHOTO SHOOT WITH ME.

I THINK WE SHOULD
LOSE THE TOPS.

I'M NOT DOING IT.

I'M DONE.MOM, WHERE ARE YOU --

NO. NO.

Cristina: MY MOM AND I HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL PARTY PLANNED,

BUT I AM WORRIED THAT CARLO'S
FAMILY IS GONNA STIR THINGS UP.

WHAT?!
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?!

-[BLEEP]
-OHH!

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♪♪

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,
GIVE IT BACK?

YOU DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

THAT'S NOT
WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.

YOU'RE TELLING ME
TO GIVE IT BACK.

YEAH.

MY MOM AND I
CAME TO JASON'S TONIGHT

SO THAT I COULD BREAK UP
WITH HIM.

I DON'T THINK
HE'S THE GUY FOR YOU.

AND IT'LL BE
JUST YOU AND I AGAIN.

NO MORE JASON.
OKAY?

OKAY.

BUT THEN HE SHOWS ME
HIS CLOSET.

HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S STUFF
IS OUT OF THERE.

HE EVEN ASKED MY MOM
TO MOVE IN WITH US,

AND THEN HE GETS DOWN
ON ONE KNEE,

AND THEN IT JUST
ALL GOES...

TO [BLEEP]

♪♪

MY MOM IS INSISTING
THAT I GIVE THE RING BACK.

NOT EVERYTHING
IS DONE YET.

HE'S STILL MARRIED.

HE'S GOING TO
GET DIVORCED.

OHH, MY GOODNESS.

THIS IS NOT HOW
I RAISED YOU, ANGELICA.

♪♪

IF SHE ACCEPTS THIS RING,
THERE'S GONNA BE WAR

BETWEEN HER AND I
BECAUSE IT WASN'T HONORABLE.

HOW COULD IT BE?

HE'S STILL MARRIED.

SO, YOU SAY, WHAT,
IT'S A PROMISE RING

THAT YOU'RE GIVING MY DAUGHTER?

THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT
AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

OKAY. THEN --

BECAUSE I AM NOT
IN A POSITION FOR THAT, YET.

I CAN'T ASK ANGELICA TO MARRY ME
UNTIL I'M DIVORCED,

SO I WANTED TO GIVE ANGELICA
THIS PROMISE RING

AS A TOKEN OF MY LOVE,

AND TO SHOW HER AND SUNHE
THAT I AM SERIOUS.

IT'S UNACCEPTABLE.I-I THREW IT OUT THERE.

IT'S UNACCEPTABLE
TO ME.

HOW IS HE THINKING
THAT HE'S GOING TO START

A NEW LIFE
WITH MY DAUGHTER?

HE IS CRAZY.

RIGHT NOW, THIS IS --
THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

♪♪

I TRY TO KEEP THE PEACE
WITH MY MOM.

AND, SO, WHEN THERE'S
A DISAGREEMENT,

I TRY TO AVOID IT
AT ALL COSTS...

BECAUSE I WANT HER
TO BE HAPPY.

I WANT HER TO LOOK AT ME
AND APPROVE.

IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT
I'VE ALWAYS NEEDED IN MY LIFE.

AND FOR HER TO BE
DISAPPOINTED...

IT HURTS ME.

♪♪

[ SIGHS ]

♪♪

♪♪

I FEEL LIKE SHE'S ONLY THINKING
ABOUT HERSELF,

NOT ABOUT ME
AND MY HAPPINESS,

AND IT HURTS ME.

♪♪

♪♪

I'M SORRY, JASON,

BUT I HAVE TO LOOK OUT
FOR MY BABY.

I DON'T FEEL IT'S FAIR
THAT SUNHE FORCED ANGELICA

TO GIVE THE RING
BACK TO ME.

I FELT ANGELICA WAS HAPPY
WITH THE RING.

SUNHE RUINED IT FOR US.

SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE THE GOOD.

IT'S ALWAYS NEGATIVE.
SHE'S BEATING THE SAME DRUM.

I LOVE ANGELICA.

I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER,
AND IT'S LIKE

SUNHE IS IMPEDING
THAT EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

♪♪

♪♪

BABY?

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.

I'M NOT TRYING
TO BE VISCOUS.

THAT'S WHAT
IT SEEMS LIKE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS NOT EASY FOR ME,

AS YOUR MOM,
TO SEE ALL THIS.

YOU THINK I'M ENJOYING
SEEING MY DAUGHTER HURT...

OF COURSE NOT.

...WITH SOMEONE THAT
YOU WANT TO BE WITH?

HE ALSO WANTS YOU
TO MOVE IN, TOO.

YES. BUT LET'S BE WITH HIM
AFTER HE DOES HIS DIVORCE.

WE HAVE TO
STAND FIRM ON THIS.

NO ONE'S GONNA LOOK OUT
FOR HER THE WAY I DO.

NO MATTER HOW OLD SHE GETS,
SHE'S STILL MY BABY,

AND I'M GOING TO PROTECT HER
AT ALL COST,

WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT.

IT'S A DUTY.

IT'S A DUTY
BECAUSE I'M HER MOTHER.

YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION,
GIVING HIM BACK THE RING.

♪♪

TRUST ME?

♪♪

YEAH.

SHE WANTS THE BEST FOR ME.

AND EVEN THOUGH I'M HURTING,

I STILL KNOW THAT SHE LOVES ME
MORE THAN ANYBODY COULD.

LET'S GO HOME.

OKAY?
OKAY.

MY MOM LOVES ME
MORE THAN JASON DOES.

♪♪

♪♪

GOOD MORNING.

HI, LOVE.
THANK YOU.

♪♪

WHAT DID YOU THINK
ABOUT YESTERDAY,

AND THE DATE
AND STUFF?

IT WAS OKAY.

MARIAH ASKED ME TO GO
ON THIS DOUBLE DATE

WITH SOME GUYS
THAT WE'VE NEVER MET.

I WAS NERVOUS BECAUSE
THESE GUYS ARE IN THEIR 20s.

SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS
KNOW EACH OTHER?

WHAT?

YOU DIDN'T
TELL THEM?

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

IT'S MY MOM.

[ COUGHS ]

YOU KNOW, I COULD TELL YOU WERE
JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS,

BUT YOU DID GREAT.

OH, I MEAN, THE GUYS,
THEY WERE NICE.

THEY'RE NICE GUYS FOR SOMEBODY
THAT'S IN THEIR 20s.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW?

I FEEL REALLY BAD
ABOUT LYING TO MY MOM,

BUT I JUST WANTED HER
TO FEEL SEXY AND CONFIDENT.

UM, SO, I HAVE AN IDEA.

♪♪

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
AN IDEA?

'CAUSE EVERY TIME YOU HAVE AN
IDEA, IT'S SOMETHING OUT THERE.

WELL, I HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT
COMING UP FOR MY SOCIAL MEDIA,

SO I WAS THINKING, LIKE,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME

AND BE A PART OF IT.

A PART OF IT, HOW?

LIKE, IN THE PICTURES.

I HAVE A HUGE
SOCIAL-MEDIA FOLLOWING,

AND I DO A LOT
OF SEXY PHOTO SHOOTS.

ME AND MY MOM DO
A LOT OF THINGS TOGETHER,

BUT THIS IS ONE THING
WE'VE NEVER DONE TOGETHER.

I WANT HER
TO DO A PHOTO SHOOT

SO SHE CAN FEEL...
AMAZING ABOUT HERSELF.

LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

DO -- WHAT DOES ME
BEING IN IT MEAN?

JUST A PHOTO SHOOT.

DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE TAKEN CARE OF.

MARIAH POSTS SOME REALLY
RACY PHOTOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO TAKE PHOTOS LIKE SHE TAKES.

I THINK THAT'S
AT HER AGE LEVEL.

I'VE NEVER DONE
THAT KIND OF STUFF BEFORE.

DO YOU REALLY REALIZE, LIKE,
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE,

LIKE, FOR REAL,
FOR REAL?

I MEAN,
I APPRECIATE IT, BABY.

THANK YOU.
I'M GLAD YOU SEE ME THAT WAY.

BUT YOU KNOW, AS YOU GET OLDER,
YOU JUST KIND OF LOOK

IN THE MIRROR
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "UGH.

AM I STILL YOUNG
AND YOUTHFUL?"

A PHOTO SHOOT WILL CHANGE THAT
IN A QUICK, QUICK HEARTBEAT.

YOU'LL BE FEELING SEXY
AND EMPOWERED

LIKE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
LIKE, "WHOA, I LOOK LIKE THIS?"

WHEN I DO THE PHOTO SHOOTS,
I FEEL A SENSE OF EMPOWERMENT,

AND I JUST FEEL LIKE...
THE SEXIEST PERSON POSSIBLE.

AND IT JUST MAKES ME
FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.

I CAN WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE
AND JUST FEEL LIKE,

"DAMN," LIKE,
"I KNOW I LOOK GOOD."

ESPECIALLY WOMEN WHEN
THEY GET OLDER, LIKE,

YOU NEED
TO FEEL IT STILL.

EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE LIKE --

IF SOCIETY TELLS YOU,
"OH, I'M 40.

I'M 50," OR WHATEVER.

LIKE, "OH, I'M NOT
SEXY NO MORE."

THAT DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING.

IT'S JUST HOW LONG
YOU'VE BEEN ON THIS EARTH.

IF YOU'RE CUTE, AND YOU'RE
CONFIDENT, AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,

AND YOU'RE SECURE
WITHIN YOURSELF,

YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
THE HELL YOU WANT TO DO.

EVERY AGE IS BEAUTIFUL.

PERIOD.
I LOVE YOU.

PERIOD.

OKAY, SO, WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES
AM I WEARING?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

JUST COME CUTE, CALM,
AND COLLECTED.

SO, YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?
YOU'RE GONNA COME?

YOU REALLY WANT ME TO?

MM-HMM.

Sandra: MARIAH TALKS ME INTO
A LOT OF THINGS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
ABOUT THAT GIRL, BUT I'M LIKE --

I GET MESMERIZED BY HER.

AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
SHE'S 21 THAT I GET EXCITED

THAT SHE WANTS TO INCLUDE ME.

SO, I END UP DOING THINGS
THAT AFTER, I THINK,

"DID SHE JUST REALLY TALK ME
INTO DOING THIS?"

IT'S CRAZY.

OKAY.
I'LL DO IT.

YAY!

OHH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.

[ Chuckling ]
HERE WE GO AGAIN.

TRUST ME.
WHEN YOU SEE THE PICTURES,

YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE,
"DAMN. THANKS."

ARE YOU GONNA BE MAKING ME
DO THESE WHEN I'M 80?

90.
[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU BETTER BE UP
ON THAT WALKER LIKE --

[ LAUGHING ]

ONE LEG UP
IN THE NURSING HOME LIKE --

MM-HMM.

YOU GUYS BETTER BEHAVE
YOURSELVES, YOU AND YOUR MOTHER.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR FAMILY
TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES?

WE'RE NOT THE PROBLEM.THAT'S DEBATABLE.

ARE YOU GONNA JUST CONTINUE
JUST MOTHERING ME

THE WHOLE TIME
WHEN I HAVE A BABY?

SHE DOESN'T LEARN
TO COMPROMISE,

SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THINGS
REALLY HARD FOR ME.

WE DO EVERYTHING
TOGETHER.

WE DO EVERYTHING
TOGETHER.

THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT'S ABOUT ME AND JARED.

♪♪

YOU GUYS, COULD YOU WALK
A LITTLE FASTER?

GOT TO SLOW DOWN
FOR GRANDMA.

♪♪

HI, IWONA.
HOW ARE YOU?

-HI.
-HOW YOU DOING?
-HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

YEAH.
HELLO, CROSS.

GONNA MAKE MY GRANDSON
LOOK HANDSOME FOR HIS COMMUNION?

YES.

MY SON CROSS'S FIRST COMMUNION
IS THIS WEEKEND.

AND EVEN THOUGH MY MOM
AND I LOVE TO THROW BIG PARTIES,

WE WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING SMALLER.

BUT MY HUSBAND, CARLO,
SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT.

WE HAD TO HAVE A BIG ONE.

IF THERE'S A PARTY,
IT'S NOT GONNA BE JANKY.

YOU WANT A BIG PARTY?
THEN, WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT.

NOW WE'RE HAVING
THIS HUGE EVENT.

AND HALF OF THEM OF THEM
WHO ARE COMING,

CARLO'S FAMILY,
DON'T EVEN LIKE ME AND MY MOM.

I REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO HAVE
TO TIE HIM TO THE CHAIR

TO GET A HAIRCUT.OH, MY GOD, YEAH.

IWONA, WHEN HE FIRST STARTED
GETTING HAIRCUTS, HE WAS SO BAD.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN
WANT US TO BRING HIM.

I HAD TO LEAVE. I COULDN'T GO TO
THIS ONE BARBER ANYMORE.

HE TOLD ME, "DO NOT BRING
THAT KID BACK HERE."

REALLY?
YEAH.

AND THEN HE KICKED THE ONE,
UM, THE BARBER.

HE KICKED HIM IN HIS BALLS.
[ CHUCKLES ]

HE'S CHANGED.WITH YOU, I DON'T KNOW.

WE HAD THE COMMUNION REHEARSAL
LAST NIGHT.

HOW'D THAT GO?
IT WAS GOOD.

BUT IT WAS
A LITTLE CHAOTIC YESTERDAY.

FIRST COMMUNION IS A BIG
MILESTONE FOR CATHOLIC CHILDREN.

AND ONCE THEY RECEIVE COMMUNION
FOR THE FIRST TIME,

THEN THEY CAN ACTUALLY
PARTICIPATE IN THE WHOLE MASS.

WHAT ABOUT THE MILLION THINGS
WE HAVE TO DO?

I KNOW. STILL HAVE TO DO LIKE
A MILLION THINGS.

I HAVE TO GO TO
THE ICE-SCULPTURE PLACE

'CAUSE IT TAKES --
LIKE, THE ICE, IT TAKES A WHILE

TO, LIKE,
FORM OR WHATEVER THEY DO.

TO MAKE THE ICE?YEAH, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

ARE YOU GOING TO
THE PLACE I ALWAYS GO TO?

YEAH.
OKAY.

SO, WE HAVE TO GO THERE.

THE DAY OF THE COMMUNION,
EVERYBODY GETS DRESSED UP

AND THEN WE HAVE A PARTY
AFTER THE CHURCH.

BUT, USUALLY, WE KEEP IT SMALL
WITH JUST, LIKE,

CLOSE FRIENDS
AND FAMILY.

AND THAT'S WHY,
ORIGINALLY,

THE PLAN WAS TO KEEP
THE COMMUNION PARTY SMALL.

BUT CARLO INSISTED
ON HAVING THIS BLOW-OUT PARTY.

I STILL HAVEN'T ORDERED
THE CAKE.

SO, THE ONE I FOUND IS
LIKE THREE TIERS.

AND THEN THEY PUT A BIG ROSARY
ON IT WITH THE CHALICE.

OH, IT'S SO COOL.

WELL, WE GOT TO DO
TABLE SEATINGS.

WE DIDN'T DO THAT YET.I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WEARING
AND EVERYTHING?

I'M NOT, LIKE, FOR SURE.

I'M NOT WEARING
THE SAME THING TO CHURCH

THAT I'M WEARING TO
THE COMMUNION BECAUSE --

YOU'RE DOING A CHANGE?

YEAH, I HAVE TO.THIS IS LIKE A WEDDING.

YOU'RE DOING A CHANGE?

I CAN'T WEAR TO THE CHURCH
WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR.

TOO FLASHY?NO, IT'S BACKLESS.

THEY SAID THAT
AT THE REHEARSAL, LIKE,

MAKE SURE
YOUR CLOTHES ARE, UH...

DID THEY?...CHURCH-APPROPRIATE.

YOU KNOW, I GREW UP
GOING TO CHURCH.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT I CAN'T WEAR SOMETHING

THAT SHOWS OFF MY STYLE --
SOMETHING A LITTLE FLASHY.

WELL, I'LL DRESS RESPECTFULLY
IN THE HOUSE OF GOD.

BUT WHEN I LEAVE CHURCH,
ALL BETS ARE OFF.

YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY
NOTHING HAPPENS,

AND IT'S CALM AND COOL.

IT IS HIS COMMUNION.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

WELL, AND WHEN YOU MIX ALCOHOL
IN WITH THIS GROUP,

EVERYTHING GETS INTENSIFIED.THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
SO, THERE COULD ALWAYS BE --

DID YOU
HIRE SECURITY?

[ Chuckling ]
NO. I HAVE NOT.

REMEMBER
THE LAST BIG FIASCO.

RIGHT.

THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME
EVERYBODY'S TOGETHER

SINCE CARLO'S
BROTHER'S WEDDING.

AND I'M SURE THAT MEMORY
IS FRESH IN EVERYBODY'S HEAD.

AT THE WEDDING, CARLO'S
ONE BROTHER AND CARLO

GOT INTO A FIST FIGHT
AT ONE POINT.

OOH, CROSS,
YOU LOOK SO GOOD.

Cristina: I KNOW MY MOM AND I
HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PARTY PLANNED,

BUT I AM WORRIED
THAT CARLO'S FAMILY

IS GONNA STIR THINGS UP
AND RUIN IT,

AND I REALLY DO NOT HAVE
A REPEAT OF THE LAST TIME.

ALRIGHT,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I'LL SEE YOU
IN A COUPLE WEEKS, OKAY?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.THANK YOU.

YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PARTY.
THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF CAKE.

YES. [ CHUCKLES ]
THANK YOU. BYE-BYE.

♪♪

[ KNOCK AT DOOR ]

-CHER?
-HI!

IT'S ME.
HI!

HI, CHER!

OH, MY GOD.YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

♪♪

OH, MY GOD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

THE GENDER-REVEAL PARTY
IS THIS WEEKEND,

AND MY MOM FLEW INTO TOWN.

AND I'M REALLY EXCITED
TO SEE HER.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
SINCE SHE SURPRISED ME

BY TAKING ME
TO A LAMAZE CLASS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER CLASSES
PLANNED, OR --

THAT I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT?

LIKE, YOU'RE YELLING
AT ME ABOUT --

YOU KNOW,
A LITTLE UPSET AT ME

THAT I TOOK HER
TO THIS LAMAZE CLASS.

OF COURSE I MEAN WELL.

BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD BECAUSE,
LIKE, WHERE WILL I FIT IN?

MY MOM AND I BOTH AGREED

THAT IT WAS BEST TO GIVE JARED
AND I SOME SPACE.

BUT I'M SO EXCITED, BECAUSE
WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO LEARN

IF WE'RE HAVING A BOY OR A GIRL,
AND WE CAN'T WAIT.

OH, LOOK AT THAT!

TURN AROUND.
LET ME SEE.

THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S
ONE POUND, SIX OUNCES RIGHT NOW.

OH, WOW!

I'VE BEEN GOING
ON THE INTERNET,

AND THEY SAID THIS IS THE SIZE
OF THE FRUIT THAT IT IS NOW.

OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S HUGE!
IT CAN'T BE THAT BIG.

WELL, THAT'S
WHAT THEY SAY.

I DON'T FEEL THAT BIG.
IT'S, LIKE, HEAVY.

I KNOW I'VE ONLY BEEN AWAY
FROM CHER FOR A FEW WEEKS,

BUT IT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER.

WELL, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO MATCH,
LIKE, DOING MATERNITY STUFF.

I KNOW. IT'S SAD.

BUT I GOT YOU SOMETHING
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.

OH!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OH, MY GOD!
THAT LOOKS ADORABLE!

SO, EVEN THOUGH I'M PREGNANT,
WE CAN STILL BE MATER--

YOU CAN STILL MATCH ME.

OH, WOW!
I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT ON.

I KNOW MY MOM'S BEEN FEELING
LEFT OUT,

SO I THOUGHT A MATCHING DRESS
WOULD CHEER HER UP.

OH, IT'S ADORABLE.
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.

I'VE BEEN REALLY UP FRONT
WITH MY MOM

THAT JARED AND I
HAVE BEEN PLANNING

THIS GENDER-REVEAL PARTY
BY OURSELVES.

BUT I KNOW THAT IT'S HARD
FOR HER,

SO I'M HOPING THAT
IF SHE FEELS INCLUDED

IN OTHER WAYS,
SHE WON'T BE UPSET.

LOOK HOW NICE THE --
THE DRESS FITS.

OH, YOU LOOK SO CUTE!THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE IT.
I'LL GET GOOD USE OUT OF IT.

WE'RE TWINS NOW.

I KNOW.

AWW.

YOU'RE A LOT LITTLER
THAN ME RIGHT NOW.

NOT TOTALLY TWINS.
YEAH.

SO, I'M SO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS GENDER-REVEAL.

I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS
FOR IT.

I'VE PLANNED SO MANY PARTIES
IN MY DAY,

LIKE I MADE HER
SWEET 16 BEAUTIFUL

AND HER BAT MITZVAH BEAUTIFUL
AND MANY OTHER PARTIES.

MY WEDDING.AND HER WEDDING.

OH, THAT WAS
OVER-THE-TOP.

I WANTED TO HAVE, LIKE,
THAT REALLY CLEAN

BUT FESTIVE LOOK TO IT.YEAH.

A LOT OF DESSERTS
AND A LOT OF CAKES.

YEAH, I'M DOING THAT.

I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE
IN PINK AND BLUE.

WHAT DOES THE PLACE
LOOK LIKE, EVEN?

I MEAN, IT'S NICE.
THE PLACE IS REALLY NICE.

IS IT GONNA
FIT EVERYBODY?

YEAH.
I HAVE A LOT OF --

WE SHOULD DO IT ALL
IN LIGHT PINK AND BLUE,

AND WE SHOULD HAVE --THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

OKAY, BUT WE SHOULD HAVE, UM,
A LOT OF FLOWERS AROUND.

JARED AND I
HAVE ALREADY, LIKE,

DONE EVERYTHING
FOR THE GENDER-REVEAL.

WE GOT ALL
THE DECORATIONS ALREADY.

WE HAVE
THE CENTERPIECES.

LIKE, WE DID
EVERYTHING.

I JUST WANT TO BE, LIKE,
PART OF IT.

I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT
REALLY PART OF IT.

♪♪

YOU'RE HERE NOW.
YOU CAN HELP ME WITH EVERYTHING

THAT I'VE ALREADY PLANNED,
AND THAT'S IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE DID SO MUCH

AND PLANNED SO MUCH
OF THE PARTY WITHOUT ME.

I WAS JUST HOPING
THAT CHER WOULD INCLUDE ME MORE

IN PLANNING
FOR THIS PARTY.

SO, YOU ARE SETTING
EVERYTHING UP AT WHAT TIME?

WE'RE GETTING THERE
AT 9:00 A.M.

THE PARTY STARTS
AT 11:00.

JUST SHOW UP AT 11:00.
DON'T COME AT 9:00 TO SET UP.

WHERE AM I -- WHAT AM I DOING
IN THIS WHOLE THING?

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!

STOP BEING, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

"WHAT ARE WEDOING? WHAT
CAN I DO TO HELP YOU, CHER?"

YOU KNOW, IF I DON'T DO IT
ON MY OWN, IF I DON'T LEARN NOW,

THEN ARE YOU GONNA JUST CONTINUE
JUST MOTHERING AND --

THE WHOLE TIME
WHEN I HAVE A BABY?

BUT WE DO EVERYTHING
TOGETHER.

WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER,
AND I LOVE IT.

BUT, LIKE, THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT'S ABOUT ME AND JARED.

THIS IS THE FIRST LIFE EVENT
THAT SHE'S PLANNED

WITHOUT INCLUDING ME.

AND THAT REALLY MAKES ME FEEL
SO HORRIBLE,

BECAUSE
WHAT IF SHE REALIZES

THAT SHE DOESN'T
NEED ME ANYMORE?

[ Voice breaking ] OKAY.
SO, LET'S -- LET'S --

SO, WHAT THINGS
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

TELL ME NOW,
AND I'M GONNA GET IT DONE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
I'M SO TIRED.

I LITERALLY HAVE
SUCH A HEADACHE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO DO?

YOU SEE?
LIKE, WHERE AM I --

WHERE -- WHAT AM I DOING
IN THIS WHOLE THING?

"WHAT AM I DOING?"

[ Laughing ]
YOU SOUND LIKE A KID!

STOP!

LIKE I SAID,
I WANT TO BE INVOLVED.

YOU ARE INVOLVED.

YOU'RE GONNA
LET ME BE INVOLVED?

YES, STOP IT!
YOU ARE INVOLVED.

YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN TELL ME
THE NAME OF THE PEDIATRICIAN.

I AM MORE STRESSED NOW
THAN EVER!

I AM MORE STRESSED NOW.YOU SHOULDN'T BE, THOUGH.

I'M SO STRESSED.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING
STRESSED ABOUT THIS

WHEN THIS IS MY THING
TO BE STRESSED ABOUT.

I'M SO STRESSED.

LIKE, IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING
STRESS TO THIS GENDER-REVEAL,

THEN DON'T COME.

NOW YOU DON'T EVEN
WANT ME TO COME?

BECAUSE YOU'RE
BRINGING ALL THIS --

YOU'RE LITERALLY SAYING
"ALL THIS STRESS" RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT EVERYTHING IS,

LIKE, GONNA BE SO STRESSFUL.
IT'S GONNA BE SO STRESSFUL.

LIKE, I GET IT'S
GONNA BE STRESSFUL,

BUT, LIKE,
I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT.

I ALREADY KNOW THAT.
I'M NOT STUPID.

LIKE, YOU WERE JUST HERE
HELPING ME.

I KNOW,
BUT YOU KEEP D--

YOU KEEP SAYING YOU DON'T
NEED ME TO DO THIS.

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PUT
THAT STRESS ON YOU.

YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.

LIKE, IT'S SO NICE
THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS WILLING TO,

BUT, LIKE,
I'M AN ADULT, TOO.

I'M HAVING A BABY.

I GOT TO START DOING
THESE THINGS ON MY OWN, ALSO.

THIS IS ABOUT ME AND JARED
AS A FAMILY

AND OUR BABY AS A FAMILY,
AND NOT ABOUT ME AND YOU.

♪♪

HEY.

SO, TODAY, I'M GONNA MAKE MY MOM
DO A SEXY PHOTO SHOOT WITH ME.

THERE IT IS.
HEY, FIERCE!

UH, I THINK WE SHOULD
LOSE THE TOPS.

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION
WHAT I DID.

WHAT HURTS MOSTS IS THAT
I DON'T KNOW

IF IT'S EVER GONNA
GET BETTER,

OR IF SHE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE
IN THE BACKGROUND

TELLING ME WHAT SHE APPROVES
OF AND WHAT SHE DOESN'T.

I LOVE JASON, AND I DO WANT
TO BE WITH HIM.

I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE THINKING CLEARLY

ABOUT THIS
WHOLE SITUATION.

♪ DOIN' MY THING,
DOIN' MY THING♪

♪ DOIN' MY THING,
DOIN' MY THING♪

ALL RIGHT, GIRL,
YOU READY?

I'M SO SCARED.

♪♪

HEY.

'SUP, LITTLE HOMEY?

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

MOM, THIS IS J ALEX.

HI, MOM.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

HI, J ALEX.
HOW ARE YOU?

SO, TODAY, ME AND MY MOM ARE
DOING A PHOTO SHOOT.

I TAKE SEXY PHOTOS FOR
MY SOCIAL MEDIA ALL THE TIME.

FOR ME, SHOWING MY BODY OFF
MAKES ME FEEL GOOD,

MAKES ME FEEL CONFIDENT,
AND I WANT HER TO FEEL THE SAME.

WHEN SHE SEES THE PICTURES,
SHE'LL GET THAT FEELING

THAT I GET
WHEN I DO MY PHOTO SHOOTS.

SO, YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED?

YES, I MADE ALL OF THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH J ALEX
FOR ABOUT THREE YEARS,

AND I LOVE HIS STYLE.

HE KNOWS
EXACTLY WHAT I WANT,

AND I KNOW HE'S GONNA MAKE
MY MOM LOOK AMAZING, TOO.

BUT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT
LOOK GREAT, RIGHT?

I GOT YOU.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO POSE
OR ANY OF THAT STUFF.

SHE'S SUPER NERVOUS.

YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T
GET THAT FROM HER.

[ LAUGHS ]
NO.

YEAH, JUST FOLLOW HER LEAD.
WE'RE GOOD.

I ACTUALLY MET MARIAH
ON INSTAGRAM.

PROBABLY 80%, 90%
OF THE PICTURES

SHE'S TAKEN PROFESSIONALLY
HAVE PROBABLY

BEEN SHOT WITH ME,
SO, YEAH.

AFTER ABOUT THE SECOND
OR THIRD SHOOT

I DID WITH HER,
SHE ACTUALLY SAID

THAT SHE DID WANT TO DO
A PHOTO SHOOT WITH HER MOM.

I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS UNUSUAL AT FIRST,

BUT THEN WHEN SHE SAID
SHE WANTED TO A SEXY SHOOT

WITH HER MOM, I'M LIKE,
"THAT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT."

I WAS THINKING...OH, THAT'S CUTE.

...LIKE, A SEE-THROUGH-TYPE,
SEXY, OFF-THE-SHOULDER...

AND THEN...
A...BODY SUIT.

YOU PICKED
ALL THESE OUT?

YEAH, GIRL. I HAD TO
MAKE SURE YOU WAS READY.

Mariah: I WANT THIS PHOTO SHOOT
TO BE SERIOUSLY SEXY,

BUT I WANT TO WAIT IT WAIT
TO ACTUALLY TELL MY MOM THAT.

LITTLE BOOTY.
LITTLE BOOTY.

I LOVE WHEN MARIAH INCLUDES ME
IN ALL HER FUN IDEAS,

BUT I'M REALLY NERVOUS
ABOUT WHAT MARIAH

HAS IN STORE FOR ME TODAY.

OOH, WE'RE TWINS.

LET ME SEE.
GET IT!

I'M GONNA HELP YOU GET
YOUR GROOVE BACK TODAY.

[ LAUGHS ]
THAT WORKS.

OH, YOU ALREADY KNOW
WHAT TO DO?

YEAH,
FOLLOW HER LEAD.

JUST BE NATURAL.
I DON'T KNOW.

♪♪

SMILING OR NO?MNH-MNH.

THERE YOU GO.

OOH, THAT'S CUTE.THERE YOU GO.

THAT ONE'S CUTE.NO, I DON'T LIKE IT.

THERE YOU GO.

HEY, YOU NEED TO LET YOUR MOM
HAVE A FEW CUTE ONES.

I THINK WE SHOULD
GET SEXIER.

OKAY, WHAT NOW?

I'M THINKING WE JUST TAKE IT UP
A NOTCH, AND...

TAKE THESE OFF.

W-WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW HOW SEXY MARIAH
EXPECTS ME TO BE,

BECAUSE SHE'S SNEAKY.

I THINK THIS IS AS SEXY AS
I WANT TO GET, OKAY?

NO, THAT'S
NOT EVEN SEXY.

WE'RE LOSING
THE JEANS.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S GONNA BE LIKE YOU'RE
IN A BIKINI.

YEAH, YOU CAN
WEAR THIS IN PUBLIC.

YEAH,
LIKE A ONE-PIECE.

I WANT TO PLEASE HER,

BUT I'M STILL A MOM, YOU KNOW,
AND I DO HAVE A 16-YEAR-OLD.

I HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT THAT, TOO.

TURN AROUND.

WHAT'S THIS FOR?

IT'S TO MAKE YOUR LEGS
MORE CONTOURED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU DO ALL THIS EVERY
SINGLE TIME YOU DO A SHOOT?

YEAH.

GOT TO GET THE BUTT
NICE AND OILY.

IT'S SLIGHTLY WEIRD.

I'VE DONE LIKE, SISTERS,
COUSINS, FRIENDS.

I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT A MOM
AND DAUGHTER WOULD, LIKE,

WANT TO DO
A SEXY PHOTO SHOOT TOGETHER.

CHI-CHIS.

♪♪

BOOTY-SHOT TIME.

MARIAH'S FAVORITE PART
OF THE SHOOT.

ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU HAVE YOUR
LEGS APART A LITTLE BIT MORE.

RIGHT THERE.
PERFECT.

LOOK BACK AT ME.
THERE IT IS.

HEY, FIERCE!
I SEE IT.

BEFORE WE ARRIVED AT THE
PHOTO SHOOT, I WAS SO NERVOUS.

BUT NOW THAT I'M IN FRONT OF THE
CAMERA, IT IS PRETTY AMAZING.

NICE LITTLE FLEX YOU DID THERE.
I SAW THAT.

NICE.

DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN MIND
THAT YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE WE --

ARE WE DONE?

UH, I THINK WE SHOULD
LOSE THE TOPS.

♪ WE GON' TAKE THIS OFF,
WE GONNA PUT SOME JEANS ♪

NO, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
WAIT. STOP.

MOM, IT'S NOT
THAT SERIOUSLY.

THIS IS GONNA MAKE YOU
FEEL EMPOWERED.

EMBRACE YOUR CURVES.

I GET THAT,
BUT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

MARIAH THINKS SHE CAN
PUSH ME

A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME
AND A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME.

BUT I'M NOT DOING IT.

YOU ALWAYS PUSH ME
TO DO MORE.

I SAID IT WAS
A SEXY PHOTO SHOOT.

THIS IS SEXY.
THIS IS SEXY.

BUT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY.

LIKE, WHY YOU'RE MAKING IT
A BIG DEAL.

YOU'RE GONNA KEEP GOING.

YOU'RE GONNA KEEP GOING
AND GOING AND GOING.

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA STOP UNTIL I --

YOU'RE JUST
NOT GONNA LISTEN.

JUST, I'M GOOD.
OKAY?

JUST --
I'M DONE.

♪♪

-MOM, WHERE ARE YOU --
-NOPE. NOPE.

♪♪

♪♪

OH, MY GOD.

I'M SORRY. LIKE,
JUST GIVE ME A COUPLE MINUTES

TO GO TALK TO HER.

J Alex: IT'S COOL.
TAKE YOUR TIME.

MOM, WHAT'S WRONG?

Sandra:
THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH.

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

[ SNIFFLES ]

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
ONE DAY.

IT'S LIKE, YOU TRY SO HARD
TO BE A PERFECT MOM, AND THEN...

I LOVE IT. IT'S LIKE,
I DON'T WANT TO BE MAD AT YOU,

LIKE, YOU DID ALL THIS
FOR A GOOD REASON,

BUT THEN THE OTHER SIDE
JUST HITS IN, TOO.

IT HITS.
YOU KNOW I AM A MOM,

AND WHAT IF SOMEBODY
CRITICIZES THIS AND THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AS A PARENT, I DON'T WANT HER
TO HAVE TO HEAR,

"OH, WHY DOES YOUR MOM THIS
OR WHY DOES YOUR MOM THAT?"

EVEN IF WE DON'T DO
THE PICTURES,

THEY'RE GONNA
SAY SOMETHING.

♪♪

Mariah:
DO THIS FOR YOURSELF.

♪♪

DON'T CRY.

[ SNIFFLES ]

LIKE,
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

I WOULDN'T TELL YOU
TO DO IT IF --

IF YOU WAS UGLY.

[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE STUPID.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I LOVE YOU, MOM.
YOU GOT TO TRUST ME.

TRUST ME.

I CAN'T IMAGINE NOT DOING
EVERYTHING WITH MARIAH.

SO, IF I HAVE TO TAKE A BIG RISK
TO STAY CLOSE TO MY DAUGHTER,

THEN THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

WE ARE READY.

YOU GOOD? YOU READY?
YOU SURE?

SHE'S FEELING BETTER.

WE WANT TO DO THE JEANS.OKAY.

AND THEN,
LIKE, NO TOP.

SO, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
COVERING THE...

IMPLIED, BASICALLY.
OKAY.

YEAH.
IS THAT COOL?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
LET'S DO IT.

♪♪

CUTE.

SO, I SUPPORT
THIS DECISION.

THIS GOOD?

THIS IS BETTER THAN GOOD.
THIS IS VIRAL.

I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH MARIAH
AND FEELING LIKE

I'M IN MY TWENTIES AGAIN,
BUT THESE PHOTOS?

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED.

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT
MY GIRLFRIENDS SAY♪

RIGHT THERE.
THERE YOU GO. PERFECT.

♪♪

♪♪

[ SIGHS ]

♪♪

♪♪

LAST NIGHT WAS SO CRAZY.

I WAS READY TO BREAK UP
WITH JASON,

BUT HE SHOWED ME
THAT HE'S SERIOUS

ABOUT GETTING RID
OF HIS BAGGAGE,

AND HE GAVE ME A RING,
BUT MY MOM INSISTED

I GIVE THE RING BACK
UNTIL HIS DIVORCE IS FINAL.

♪♪

HI, BABY.

Angelica: COME IN.

I KNOW THAT MY MOM LOVES ME,
AND SHE FEELS LIKE

SHE WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING
LAST NIGHT,

BUT NOW I DON'T FEEL
THAT WAY AT ALL.

I WANTED TO CHECK ON YOU.
HOW YOU FEELING?

♪♪

HOW YOU THINK I FEEL?

♪♪

LAST NIGHT
WAS BEAUTIFUL.

THAT WAS, LIKE,
MY MOMENT.

AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN
LET ME HAVE THAT.

WHAT WAS I
SUPPOSED TO DO?

BE HAPPY FOR ME.

♪♪

I LOVE JASON.

AND I DO WANT
TO BE WITH HIM.

I KNOW WHAT THE GRAND GESTURE
LAST NIGHT,

YOU WEREN'T
IMPRESSED BY IT...

BUT I WAS.

HE DOESN'T DO THAT TYPE
OF STUFF, AND HE DID FOR ME.

♪♪

IT'S LIKE YOU JUST STOMPED
ALL OVER IT.

IT WASN'T IMPORTANT TO YOU,
SO IT'S NOT IMPORTANT TO ME.

I'MIN A RELATIONSHIP
WITH HIM, NOT YOU.

AND I'M HAPPY WITH THE PROGRESS
THAT HE'S MADE.

AND I THINK THAT HE DESERVES
A LITTLE BIT OF CREDIT.

♪♪

HE CAN GET MY CREDIT...

WHEN ALL THE [BLEEP] THAT
HE NEEDS TO GET DONE IS DONE.

IF HE HAD COMPLETED HIS THINGS
FIRST TO DO THAT FOR YOU,

THEN I WOULD HAVE
BEEN ALL OVER IT.

DON'T YOU THINK THAT
THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED?

DON'T YOU THINK THAT I WOULD'VE
BEEN SO HAPPY FOR YOU

THAT I WOULD HAVE BEEN
CRYING MYSELF?

CONSIDER.

SO, YEAH. YEAH,
I DISRUPTED LAST NIGHT.

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN.

YOU WON'T BLESS
OUR RELATIONSHIP.

IF JASON GETS ALL HIS BAGGAGE
TAKEN CARE OF,

WHICH HE WILL...
REALLY?

...YOU'RE STILL GONNA
FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM.

SO IT'S STILL GONNA BE
AN UPHILL BATTLE.

MOM, I HAVE TO
LIVE MY LIFE, TOO.

Angelica: WHAT HURTS MOST IS
THAT I DON'T KNOW

IF IT'S EVER
GONNA GET BETTER,

OR IF SHE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE
IN THE BACKGROUND

TELLING ME WHAT SHE APPROVES OF
AND WHAT SHE DOESN'T.

AND I LIVE FOR
MY MOTHER'S APPROVAL.

I NEED IT.

I HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR HELPING YOU

MAKE DECISIONS
THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU.

THE MAGNITUDE OF LOVE
THAT I HAVE FOR YOU, ANGELICA,

I CAN'T
EVEN DESCRIBE IT.

NO ONE'S GOING TO STOP YOU
FROM MAKING MISTAKES

IN YOUR LIFE THAN ME,
THE ONE THAT LOVES YOU THE MOST.

♪♪

BUT MOM...
I'M 31.

I THINK I CAN MAKE DECISIONS
FOR MYSELF.

♪♪

YOU TELLING ME
WHAT TO DO...

STOPS NOW.

♪♪

OH, DOES IT?

IT DOES.

I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE THINKING CLEARLY

ABOUT THIS
WHOLE SITUATION.

BECAUSE IT'S
NOT HOW YOU THINK?

NO, BECAUSE
I LOVE YOU.

EVERYTHING IS BECAUSE
I LOVE YOU.

MOM, THAT'S
WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.

DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME
BECAUSE I'M THE LOVING MOM.

I HAVE BEEN YOUR BIGGEST
SUPPORT SYSTEM,

AND YOU'RE
GONNA RESENT THAT?

THAT'S LIKE A BIG SLAP
IN THE FACE,

AND I DON'T
APPRECIATE THAT.

THAT'S VERY HURTFUL.

YOU DON'T THINK I'M HURTING
RIGHT NOW?

I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'RE HURTING.

WELL, IT DOESN'T
SEEM LIKE IT.

LOOK, YOU WANT
TO BE ANGRY?

YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT ME
RIGHT NOW, THEN SO BE IT.

BUT HOW DARE YOU QUESTION
WHAT I DID.

♪♪

I'M WRONG,
AND YOU'RE RIGHT?

IS THAT RIGHT?YEAH, I AM RIGHT.

[ SCOFFS ]

IT'S VERY DISHEARTENING
THAT YOU'RE GONNA LET A GUY

COME INTO
OUR RELATIONSHIP.

♪♪

♪ AS THE DARKNESS♪

♪ COVERS OVER THE ROOM♪[ SNIFFLING ]

♪ EMBRACING THE LIGHT♪

♪ WONDERING HOW LONG♪[ SOBS ]

♪ I CAN SURVIVE ALONE♪

♪♪

WHOO-HOO!

WHAT DOES KATHY HAVE ON?
SHE IS 60 YEARS OLD.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHEN KATHY AND CRISTINA
ARE GETTING INVOLVED,

THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE
DRAMA OF SOME SORT.

I UNDERSTAND THE --YOU KNOW WHAT? [BLEEP] YOU.

OHH!

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

-HELLO?
-Hey.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

I came to the bakery
to pick up the cake,

but the cake's not here.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CAKE'S
NOT THERE?

They said they're taking
the cake to the pizza place!

♪♪

CARLO, CAN YOU TEXT
OR CALL THE GUY

AND MAKE SURE
THAT HE GETS THE CAKE THERE?

MY MOM JUST SAID
SHE WASN'T FOR SURE

THAT HE WAS BRINGING IT
TO THE HALL.

TODAY IS MY SON CROSS'S
FIRST COMMUNION PARTY.

THERE IS STILL
SO MUCH TO DO,

AND WHILE I'M GETTING MY HAIR
AND MAKE-UP DONE,

MY MOM'S RUNNING AROUND DOING
ALL THE LAST-MINUTE ERRANDS,

AND WE'RE JUST GONNA
MEET UP AT THE CHURCH.

OKAY.
GOODBYE.

THEY SAID THEY'RE GONNA BRING IT
OVER TO THE HALL RIGHT NOW.

OH, THANK GOD.

TOOK CARE OF YOUR STUFF
THERE, MAN.

OH, I KNOW. YOU JUST TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING, CARLO.

I'M STARVING.WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

THIS ISN'T YOUR COMMUNION,
THOUGH. REMEMBER THAT.

I-I GET IT.

THIS IS
YOUR SON'S COMMUNION.

YOU GUYS BETTER BEHAVE
YOURSELVES, YOU AND YOUR MOTHER.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR FAMILY
TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES?

WE'RE NOT THE PROBLEM.THAT'S DEBATABLE.

AND YOUR FAMILY
JUST LIKES TO FIGHT.

CARLO'S FAMILY, LIKE,
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO DRINK

AND STUFF LIKE THAT
LIKE MY FAMILY DOES.

THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE TOLD
TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES.

ONCE A COUPLE DRINKS
ARE PUMPED INTO THEM, IT'S OVER.

THERE'S NO HOLDING THEM BACK.

OKAY, NOW,
WE GOT TO GET DRESSED, OKAY?

LET'S PUT ON
OUR PRETTY DRESSES.

YAY!
YAY!

YAY!

♪♪

[ CRYING ]

READY?

I'M DEFINITELY CONCERNED
THAT THERE COULD BE A PROBLEM

BETWEEN CARLO'S FAMILY
AND MY FAMILY AT THIS PARTY.

AND WHILE I DON'T WANT TO RUIN
MY SON'S FIRST COMMUNION,

I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP
WITH ANY CRAP.

♪♪

Man: WHERE YOU LIVE AND REIGN
FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.

MAY THE PEACE OF THE LORD
BE WITH YOU ALWAYS.

CONGRATULATIONS,
MY BABY!

[ ALL CHEER ]

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

BABE, GIVE ME A KISS.

SO PROUD OF YOU.

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE
YOU GUYS THERE, OKAY?

THE COMMUNION WAS BEAUTIFUL,
BUT, YOU KNOW,

I'M STILL A LITTLE NERVOUS TO
SEE CARLO'S FAMILY AT THE PARTY.

WE'RE HERE.

OKAY,
LET'S SEE IT.

WOW, CROSS!

LOOK AT THIS!

♪♪

Kathy:
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.

EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
IT'S AMAZING.

THE TABLE SETTINGS
LOOK GREAT.

THE CAKE IS BEAUTIFUL.

♪♪

THE ICE SCULPTURE?

WELL, THERE'S JUST
NO WORDS FOR THAT.

I REALLY THINK WE OUT-DID
OURSELVES THIS TIME.

WE'LL I'M IMPRESSED. EVERYBODY
ELSE BETTER BE IMPRESSED.

HOW ARE YOU, CUTIE PIE?!
YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS.

HI! LOOK AT THIS DRESS!
DO A SPIN.

SPIN AROUND.
LET ME SEE.

WHOO!

EVERYTHING THEY DO
IS OVER THE TOP.

OH, YEAH, THIS IS NOTHING.
THE THEMED BICYCLE, TOO?

IF CARLO WAS A PLUMBER,
THAT KID WOULD BE RIDING AROUND

WITH A BIKE
WITH A TOILET BOWL ON HIS --

♪♪

Cristina: OKAY, CAN I HAVE
EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE?

I'D LIKE TO GET
THIS NIGHT STARTED.

I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU
FIRST TO MY MOM,

WHO DEALT WITH ME
THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING,

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
CENTERPIECES AND ICE SCULPTURES,

AND SHE HELPED MAKE THIS DAY
VERY SPECIAL FOR CROSS.

SO, THANK YOU, MOM.
LOVE YOU.

MWAH!
I LOVE YOU, CROSS.

Woman: I FEEL LIKE
I'M AT A MINI WEDDING

LIKE THEY'RE MARRYING OFF
CROSS RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE --
HE'S GETTING MARRIED.

GO TAKE A PICTURE.
HURRY UP.

THE ICE SCULPTURE -- IT LOOKS
LIKE IT BELONGED ON A TOMBSTONE,

AND I JUST THINK THEY COULD'VE
FOUND SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

♪♪

SO FAR, SO GOOD.
THE FOOD IS AMAZING.

EVERYTHING IS GREAT.

AND BEST PART OF ALL?

LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S
GETTING ALONG.

WHOO-HOOOO!

WHAT DOES KATHY HAVE ON?
SHE IS 60 YEARS OLD.

IT'S RIDICULOUS.

MY MOTHER WOULD DIE IF SHE SAW
THAT OUTFIT ON HER.

NO.
NO.

I DON'T THINK PEOPLE
TALK [BLEEP] BEHIND OUR BACKS.

NO, I MEAN, IF THEY HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY,

WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUST SAY
IT RIGHT TO OUR FACES?

THEY KNOW US,
AND IF YOU KNOW US,

WHY WOULD YOU
TALK ABOUT US?

WHAT?!
WHAT?!

ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT ME?

NO, I WAS JUST TELLING,
UH, CHRIS,

I SAID, "CHRIS,
YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS A COMMUNION.
NOT A WEDDING."

I SAID, "AND LOOK AT THE WAY
CRISTINA AND KATHY ARE DRESSED."

ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING?
THIS IS MY --

STOP. STOP. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE WAY I'M DRESSED?

IT'S THE WAY I ALWAYS DRESS.WELL, THIS IS A COMMUNION.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A FESTIVITY FOR YOUR SON.

WHAT ARE YOU, A [BLEEP]
HOLY ROLLER ALL OF A SUDDEN?

YEAH. YEAH,
I'M JUST SAYING --

MOM,
MOM, CALM DOWN.

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SAYING
THAT IT'S A COMMUNION,

NOT A WEDDING.
'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE DRESSED

ALMOST LIKE A WEDDING.

I AM NOT DRESSED
LIKE A WEDDING.

YOU SAW ME
AT MY WEDDING.

I KNOW, BUT,
I MEAN, COME ON.

SHE'S NEVER BEEN MORE
COVERED UP IN HER LIFE.

THIS IS THE MOST COVERED UP
I'VE EVER BEEN.

USUALLY, SHE HAS
CLEAVAGE EVERYWHERE.

EVERYTHING
HANGING OUT.

AND ME, I'M WEARING PANTS.
I NEVER WEAR PANTS.

IT'S A COMMUNION.

IT'S A PARTY.
UNCLE JOE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
[BLEEP] YOU.

OHH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT --

WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS
HIS PROBLEM?

I'M DONE. I'M DONE
WITH THIS [BLEEP] FAMILY.

♪♪

NEXT TIME ON "sMOTHERED"...

Dawn:
TODAY'S THE GENDER-REVEAL

WHERE WE FIND OUT WHETHER'S
IT'S GONNA BE A BOY OR A GIRL.

3...2...1.

[ ALL CHEER ]

Mariah:
ME AND MOM DID A PHOTO SHOOT.

WHAT THE [BLEEP]
IS THIS?

THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

♪♪

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
NOT TELLING ME SOMETHING.

WHAT IS IT?

I AM AFRAID THAT IF JASON
REMAINS IN THE PICTURE,

THAT OUR FAITH
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

IS GOING TO DETERIORATE.

REMEMBER THIS?[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU GUYS DO THIS [BLEEP]
ALL THE TIME.

WE DO THIS [BLEEP]
ALL THE TIME?

-NO, WE DON'T DO [BLEEP]
-I HAVE HAD A MILLION PARTIES!

I NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM
UNLESS YOUR FAMILY IS INVOLVED.

YOU WANT TO KEEP BLAMING
EVERYBODY ELSE FOR THIS [BLEEP]

YOU GUYS NEED TO START
LOOKING AT YOURSELVES.

Together:
IT IS NOT OUR FAULT.