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PREVIOUSLY ON "sMothered"...
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OH, MY GOD.
SHE JUST SAW US.
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YOU GUYS ARE LIKE
STALKER WEIRDOS.
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MY MOM AND MY SISTER
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SEEM NOT TO CARE ABOUT
HOW ANYONE ELSE FEELS.
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THE WHOLE PROBLEM IS YOU GUYS
AND YOUR WEIRD RELATIONSHIP.
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♪♪
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ANY QUESTIONS, FEARS,
ANXIETIES YOU GUYS HAVE?
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I WANTED TO ASK
IF IT'S OKAY
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IF I'M
IN THE DELIVERY ROOM.
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UH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
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I HAVE THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE
IN HER LIFE,
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AND I TEND
TO USE THAT.
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BRETT WANTS ME TO COME TO OMAHA
AND VISIT.
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WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH ME?
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♪♪
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Y'ALL ARE GOING ON
A DOUBLE DATE TOGETHER?
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YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]
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Mariah:
I DIDN'T TELL OUR DATES
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THAT MY SEXY OLDER FRIEND
WAS ACTUALLY MY MOM.
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WELL, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT TO TELL MOM NOW,
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BEFORE Y'ALL GO?
NO.
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♪♪
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AND COMING UP...
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WE GOT
OUR APARTMENT!
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OH, NICE!
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DOES THAT MEAN
THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE
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MORE FREQUENT GUESTS?
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PROBABLY.
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I KNOW,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT --
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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I DON'T NEED TO HEAR
ALL THE THINGS
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ABOUT HER BOOBS AND HER VAGINA.
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I WANT US TO HAVE
MATCHING BOOBS.
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I WANT YOU TO FIND
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
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MY DREAM IS FOR ANGELICA
TO REALIZE
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THAT JASON
ISN'T THE MAN FOR HER.
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DO YOU TRUST JASON?
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♪♪
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HOW OLD
IS THIS DUDE AGAIN?
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MARIAH TALKED ME INTO GOING ON
A DOUBLE DATE WITH HER.
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WELL, HOW DO YOU GUYS
KNOW EACH OTHER?
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IWAS WORRIED ABOUT
EMBARRASSING MARIAH.
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WELL, SHE'SEMBARRASSING ME.
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YEAH.
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♪♪
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OH,
I'M EXCITED.
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YEAH.
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WHAT TIME IS THE FLIGHT LANDING
FOR ANGELICA?
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ACTUALLY, SHE SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE NOW.
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♪♪
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Angelica:
I'M HERE IN OMAHA TO BE WITH MOM
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AND TO VISIT HER FIANCé, BRETT.
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MY BOYFRIEND, JASON, AND I
HAVE BEEN HAVING A ROUGH TIME.
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THE RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN
PRETTY STRESSFUL.
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ARE YOU FEELING COMFORTABLE
WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION
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WITH HIM
STILL BEING MARRIED?
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REALLY, THE THING THAT'S
BOTHERING ME THE MOST IS THAT
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HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS
ARE STILL IN HIS HOUSE.
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♪♪
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MY MOM THINKS THAT
THE BEST THING FOR ME RIGHT NOW
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IS TO LEAVE VEGAS
AND CLEAR MY MIND
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AND SPEND SOME
QUALITY TIME WITH HER.
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I FEEL THAT I NEED TO BE
WITH ANGELICA RIGHT NOW.
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THE NUMBER-ONE REASON IS THAT
I WANT HER
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TO GET AWAY FROM JASON
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
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I WANT HER ALL TO MYSELF.
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I CAN'T HELP IT.
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JUDGE ME NOT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪♪
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SHE'S HERE!
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WELCOME TO OMAHA.
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THANK YOU.
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WHEN THEY COME AND SEE ME
IN OMAHA,
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THEY DO SPEND SOME TIME
ALONE WITHOUT ME,
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SO IT KIND OF IS
A BALANCE BETWEEN
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ME HAVING TIME WITH SUNHE
AND ALSO HER HAVING AMPLE TIME
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WITH HER DAUGHTER,
ANGELICA, AS WELL.
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SO,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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WELL, I THOUGHT I'D TAKE
YOU GIRLS SHOPPING
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THIS AFTERNOON.
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Sunhe: YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE US SHOPPING?
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ALRIGHT.
TAKE YOU SHOPPING.
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WELL, WITH THAT SAID,
I'M JUST GONNA GO GET DRESSED.
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YEAH, LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
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♪♪
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♪ I HEAR ♪
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♪ YOU'RE LEAVING TOWN ♪
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♪♪
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♪ GOOD THING ♪
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♪ YOU'RE LEAVING TOWN ♪
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♪♪
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WHEW!
THANK YOU.
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WHEW!
OH, MY GOODNESS.
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Woman: HELLO.
HELLO.
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HI.HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?GOOD AFTERNOON.
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I GOT A COUPLE GIRLS HERE
THAT NEED TO GET SET UP.
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WELL, ALRIGHTY.
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♪♪
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MOM.
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HEY.
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WE GOT THE SAME BOOTS.[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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OF COURSE WE DID.
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THAT'LL BE NEAT
THAT WE PICKED THE SAME BOOTS.
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IT'S LIKE A BABY BOOT
FOR MINE.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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ANGELICA IS MY LOVE.
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SHE IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE.
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WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
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WE HAVE FUN DOING
WHATEVER IT IS,
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WHETHER IT'S GOING OUT TO DINNER
OR MEETING UP WITH HER FRIENDS
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OR GOING OUT DANCING.
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IT'S ALWAYS BEEN HER AND I,
NO MATTER WHAT.
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NO ONE CAN COME CLOSE.
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HELP MAMA
WITH THESE BOOTS.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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THERE WE GO.
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THANK YOU.
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PLEASE.
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♪♪
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THANK YOU.
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WITH ANGELICA HELPING SUNHE
A LOT WITH THEIR DRESSING
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AND THEIR MAKEUP AND SO FORTH,
I THINK IT'S A SIGN OF RESPECT
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THAT ANGELICA HAS
FOR HER MOTHER.
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Sunhe: ACTUALLY,
THESE ARE REALLY COMFORTABLE.
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WOW, THEY'RE THE SAME BOOT.
IMAGINE THAT.
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MATCHY, MATCHY.YEAH, GO FIGURE.
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YEAH,
THOSE ARE SHARP.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
GET MATCHING SHIRTS.
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Sunhe:
THAT'D BE CUTE.
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♪♪
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HEY.
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Brett: OH, MY.WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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STUNNING.
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TWINSIES.
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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THE BOOTS, EVERYTHING --
THAT IS GREAT.
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I ALREADY FEEL THAT OUR BOND
IS STRENGTHENING.
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WHEN JASON IS AROUND,
HE IS SUCH A DISTRACTION,
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AND I FEEL THAT HE TAKES AWAY
THAT ENERGY
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THAT SHOULD BE
FOR ANGELICA AND I.
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ALRIGHT,
SO, WE GOT THE OUTFIT.
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YOU GIRLS READY TO WRAP THIS UP
AND GET HOME?
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YES. OKAY.
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THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP
TODAY. YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.
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YOU GIRLS LOOK LIKE YOU'RE READY
TO GO OUT HONKY-TONKIN'.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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HEY.
HI, HON.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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NOTHING.
ALRIGHT.
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THIS IS WHAT
YOU PICKED FOR ME?
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♪♪
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WHAT, YOU THINK
YOUCOULD WEAR IT?
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I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY
YOU COULD WEAR IT
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WITH THESE BOOBS.
WHY?
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MY MOM AND I HAVE THE SAME TASTE
IN CLOTHES,
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SO WHENEVER I GO SHOPPING,
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MY MOM RUSHES OVER RIGHT AWAY
TO SEE WHAT I GOT.
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WE WOULD WEAR
THE SAME-EXACT SIZE CLOTHES
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IF SHE WOULD
JUST CHANGE ONE THING.
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YOU CAN'T WEAR THIS
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BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
WEAR A BRA WITH IT.
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I HAD MY BOOBS DONE
TWO YEARS AGO,
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AND IT WAS THE BEST THING
I EVER DID.
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BUT SINCE THEN,
MY MOM AND I CAN'T SHARE TOPS.
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WAIT. I DON'T HAVE TO
HAVE CLEAVAGE, DO I?
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NO, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE
TO SEE YOUR BOOBS
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SO IT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE YOUR BACK
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BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS
LOOK REALLY --
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THEY'RE LIKE --
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YOU GOT
TO GET THEM DONE.
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WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I USED TO
WATCH MY MOM ALL THE TIME,
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WHETHER SHE WAS PICKING OUT
HER CLOTHES TO GET READY,
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ALL HER ACCESSORIES.
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EVERYTHING
THAT I'VE EVER LEARNED
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ABOUT GETTING MYSELF READY
AND PUTTING ON MAKEUP,
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I LEARNED FROM MY MOM.
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I MEAN, MY MOM LOOKS GREAT.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
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BUT SHE COULD DEFINITELY
LOOK BETTER.
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LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU
OVER AND OVER,
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YOU HAVE TO
GET THEM DONE.
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I'M TALLER.
I'M BIGGER. I'M BIG.
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I DON'T WANT
TO LOOK TOP-HEAVY.
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TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET.
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LET ME SEE THIS.
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YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK GOOD FOR YOUR AGE.
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YOU SHOULD BE FILLED OUT
IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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YOU COULD NEVER WEAR
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
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I NEVER WOULDWEAR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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WHY?
IS THIS LINGERIE?
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NO. IT'S MY SHIRT.
I WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.
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SO, WHEN YOU PUT IT ON,
SEE, LIKE --
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WELL, THE PROBLEM IS
THEY'D BE HERE,
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AND THEN THE LACES
WOULDN'T GO.
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[ GASPS ]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MY POINT IS, YOU COULD NEVER
FILL THIS THING OUT.
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I DON'T EVEN FILL IT OUT
LIKE I WANT TO.
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I WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK
TO THE BOOB DOCTOR.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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AND I THINK YOU SHOULD
COME WITH ME.
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I REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY WANT YOU
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TO GO
FOR A CONSULTATION.
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WELL, I WOULD TALK TO HIM
ABOUT A LIFT.
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I REALLY WOULD.
NO.
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YOU NEED
TO GET THE IMPLANT.
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THINK ABOUT IT.
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LIKE, IF YOU WENT
AND GOT THEM DONE,
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THEN ME AND YOU
WOULD WEAR THE SAME SIZE.
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WE COULD SHARE
MORE CLOTHES.
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LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T SHARE
ANYTHING WITH YOU ANYMORE.
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WE DO LIKE TO MATCH
OR, LIKE, HAVE THE SAME PURSE.
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RIGHT. SAME SHOES.
MM-HMM.
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I'M JUST SAYING THAT WE'D HAVE,
LIKE, MATCHING BOOBS.
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YES!
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GETTING MATCHING BOOBS
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WOULD MAKE YOU
THE FULL PACKAGE.
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I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN ON ME
ABOUT THIS
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SINCE SHE GOT HERS DONE.
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SHE HAS NOT STOPPED.
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SO, IF YOU HAD, LIKE,
SOME BOOBS --
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LOOK, THEY DON'T EVEN
DO ANYTHING
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BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
IN THERE.
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I KNOW,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT --
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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DO YOU THINK MY BOOBS
LOOK BAD?
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YES.
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU MEN
AND BOOBS?
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I TOLD HER SHE COULD NEVER WEAR
ANY OF THESE CLOTHES.
237
00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:35,827
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING THAT --
238
00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:37,758
COULD SHE EVER WEAR THIS?
NEVER.
239
00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:39,137
COULDN'T EVEN WEAR
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
240
00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:40,482
I COULD WEAR THAT.
WHY COULDN'T I WEAR IT?
241
00:08:40,482 --> 00:08:41,965
NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE
IT WOULDN'T FILL IT OUT --
242
00:08:41,965 --> 00:08:43,034
LIKE,
SOMETHING TIGHT.
243
00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:45,827
OKAY, WELL,
I'M OUT OF HERE.
244
00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:48,137
THE TWO OF THEM TALK ABOUT
SO MUCH STUFF
245
00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:49,827
THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR,
246
00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:52,517
AND I JUST WALK INTO
THESE CONVERSATIONS.
247
00:08:52,517 --> 00:08:55,310
I DON'T NEED TO HEAR
ALL THE THINGS ABOUT HER BOOBS
248
00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:56,620
AND HER VAGINA,
249
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,758
HER BOWEL MOVEMENTS,
OR WHATEVER.
250
00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:00,172
THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THAT STUFF,
251
00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,310
THEY COULD GO OVER BY HER
252
00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:03,241
AND JUST KEEP THAT CRAP
OUT OF HERE.
253
00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:05,034
WELL, NONE OF THESE
ARE GONNA WORK FOR ME.
254
00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:06,482
NO.
NONE OF THEM WILL WORK FOR YOU.
255
00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:08,586
Carly: ARE YOU GUYS UP THERE?YEAH.
256
00:09:08,586 --> 00:09:10,137
DID YOU SEE ME
WHEN I WORE THIS?
257
00:09:10,137 --> 00:09:11,137
NO.
YEAH.
258
00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:12,482
I BET
IT WAS SCANDALOUS.
259
00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:14,482
IT WAS REALLY CUTE --
A LOT OF BOOBAGE.
260
00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:16,206
WHERE DID YOU WEAR THIS THING?WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
261
00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,310
ARE YOU GUYS GOING OUT? I
THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING THE KIDS.
262
00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,344
ARE YOU STILL MAD?
263
00:09:20,344 --> 00:09:21,551
DON'T BE MAD AT US.
264
00:09:21,551 --> 00:09:23,482
I MEAN, COME ON.
WE'RE JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.
265
00:09:24,724 --> 00:09:28,827
I HAVE ACTUALLY FORGIVEN MY MOM
AND SISTER FOR CRASHING MY DATE.
266
00:09:28,827 --> 00:09:32,310
I JUST DO NOT THINK THEY LEARNED
ANYTHING FROM THE SITUATION
267
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,965
AND THEY WILL DO IT AGAIN.
268
00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:36,551
BUT I'M PROBABLY NEVER GONNA
CHANGE THEM,
269
00:09:36,551 --> 00:09:38,448
SO I JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
270
00:09:38,448 --> 00:09:40,103
JUST DON'T
DO IT AGAIN.
271
00:09:40,103 --> 00:09:42,310
WELL, MAYBE.
272
00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:45,379
I'M NEVER GONNA SAY THAT I'M NOT
GONNA SPY ON A DATE.
273
00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:46,931
OKAY, WELL,
DON'T LOOK THROUGH MY --
274
00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:49,310
BUT I WON'T LOOK IN YOUR PHONE.DON'T LOOK THROUGH MY PHONE.
275
00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:51,793
NEXT IS MOM NEEDS
TO GET HER BOOBS DONE.
276
00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:53,896
I MEAN, REALLY.
277
00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:56,241
I DON'T EVER WANT TO THINK ABOUT
MY MOM'S BOOKS,
278
00:09:56,241 --> 00:09:58,862
BUT EVIDENTLY, CRISTINA THINKS
ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME.
279
00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:01,379
THIS IS WHY I TRY
AND KEEP MY DISTANCE
280
00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:03,413
FROM THE BOTH OF THEM
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
281
00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,965
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU HAVE
282
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,482
SUCH AN OBSESSION
WITH MY BOOBS.
283
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,068
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT.
284
00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:09,482
I'M GONNA GO
FOR A CONSULTATION.
285
00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:11,103
YOU'RE GONNA COME
WITH ME.
286
00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:12,793
AND I WANT YOU TO AT
LEAST GET A CONSULTATION
AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS.
287
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,413
OKAY.
I WILL GET A CONSULTATION.
288
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,068
YOU'RE DONE TOUCHING MY BOOBS
FOR TODAY.
289
00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:17,275
WE'LL JUST SEE
ABOUT THAT.
290
00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:18,275
I DON'T KNOW.
291
00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:22,517
♪♪
292
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,241
Cher: HI.
293
00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:27,068
HEY, BABE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
294
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,310
GOOD.
295
00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:32,827
♪♪
296
00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:35,724
Cher: I HAVE EXCITING NEWS
TO TELL YOU.
297
00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:37,655
WE GOT
OUR APARTMENT!
298
00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:39,206
OH, NICE!
[ LAUGHS ]
299
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,448
THE PSYCHIC WAS RIGHT.
300
00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:42,827
YOUR HUSBAND'S
TALKING ABOUT MOVING?
301
00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:44,655
WE WANT TO GET INTO
A TWO-BEDROOM,
302
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,482
BUT IT'S SO HARD
'CAUSE WE'RE ON, LIKE, A LIST
303
00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:47,724
AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT.
304
00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:50,655
YOU'RE GONNA BE GETTING
YOUR NEW LIVING SITUATION
305
00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:52,827
SOONER THAN YOU THINK.
OH.
306
00:10:52,827 --> 00:10:56,241
WE'RE GONNA BE MOVING,
AND I AM SO HAPPY.
307
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:59,172
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW JARED
THE TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT,
308
00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:02,448
AND MY MOM NO LONGER
HAS TO SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM.
309
00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:03,517
IN THIS BUILDING?
310
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:05,172
YEAH, IN THIS BUILDING,
JUST RIGHT ABOVE US.
311
00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,448
THERE'S ONE CATCH,
THOUGH.
312
00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:08,482
WHAT?
313
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:11,034
WE HAVE TWO DAYS
TO MOVE IN.
314
00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:12,206
YOU'RE JOKING.
315
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,344
THAT WAS THE DEAL.
316
00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:15,517
IF WE WANT THIS APARTMENT,
WE HAVE TWO DAYS OR --
317
00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:17,482
SO, ARE WE GONNA
HIRE MOVERS?
318
00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:20,310
I HAVE
ONE MORE SURPRISE.
319
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,965
MY PARENTS ARE COMING TO TOWN
THIS WEEKEND
320
00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:25,379
TO HELP US.
321
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,655
DID YOU JUST
FIND OUT TODAY?
322
00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:29,000
I CALLED MY MOM,
323
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,655
AND I TOLD HER
THAT WE GOT THE APARTMENT.
324
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,310
AND SHE SAID,
"OH, MY GOSH.
325
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,827
LET ME CALL DADDY
RIGHT NOW."
326
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,655
AND THEN SHE CALLED ME BACK
AND SAID,
327
00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,172
"DADDY'S BOOKING
OUR FLIGHTS."
328
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,448
SO THEY GOT A FLIGHT
LITERALLY WITHIN TWO HOURS?
329
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,137
THEY'LL BE HERE
AT 11:00 AT NIGHT.
330
00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:42,758
REALLY?
331
00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,448
Jared: I'M THRILLED THAT WE GOT
THE NEW APARTMENT.
332
00:11:44,448 --> 00:11:47,448
IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT
FOR THE BABY AND EVERYTHING.
333
00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,827
BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE
CHER TOLD HER MOM
334
00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:52,413
THAT WE GOT THE APARTMENT
BEFORE IEVEN FOUND OUT.
335
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:54,482
NOW DAWN'S COMING BACK
TO STAY WITH US AGAIN,
336
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,827
AND SHE WAS LITERALLY JUST HERE.
337
00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,862
LET'S GO SEE THE PLACE.ALRIGHT, LET'S GO.
338
00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:00,586
READY, BEAR?
LET'S GO.
339
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,448
LET'S GO.COME SEE YOUR NEW PLACE.
340
00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:03,482
COME ON.
GOT THE KEYS?
341
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:04,758
YEP. [ CHUCKLES ]
342
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,034
YOU READY?
343
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,310
HERE WE ARE.IT'S OUR NEW HOME, BEAR.
344
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,620
OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK, LOOK.
345
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,379
THIS IS OUR NEW HOME.IT'S SO NICE.
346
00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:12,793
Cher: OH.
WOW, IT'S HUGE.
347
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:14,000
OH, MY GOSH.
348
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,793
WE ACTUALLY HAVE
A VIEW NOW?
349
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,931
THIS IS THE SMALLER
OF THE TWO BEDROOMS?
350
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,137
YEAH, I THINK.SO, THIS IS THE BABY'S ROOM?
351
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:22,896
YEAH, A.K.A. MY MOM'S ROOM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
352
00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:24,034
I DON'T KNOW.
353
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,517
IS THE PULL-OUT COUCH
EVEN GONNA FIT IN HERE?
354
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:27,137
I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU THINK IT WILL?
355
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,965
I DON'T THINK
IT WILL.
356
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,034
HYPOTHETICALLY,
357
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:32,172
IF THE PULL-OUT COUCH
DOES OPEN
358
00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:34,862
AND THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM
FOR THE CRIB AND THE COUCH,
359
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:37,482
NOW YOUR MOM OR WHOEVER
WOULD HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM.
360
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,310
DOES THAT MEAN
THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE
361
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,965
MORE FREQUENT GUESTS?
362
00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,517
[ CHUCKLES ] PROBABLY.
363
00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:45,655
THE SECOND BEDROOM
IS GOING TO BE OUR NURSERY,
364
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:48,827
BUT IT'S ALSO GONNA BE
MY MOM'S PLACE TO COME AND STAY.
365
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,724
IT'S A HUGE DEAL FOR ME.
IT'S A HUGE DEAL FOR JARED.
366
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:54,068
BUT IT'S EVEN A BIGGERDEAL
FOR MY MOM.
367
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:57,034
MY MOM'S GONNA BE OBSESSED
WITH THIS BABY, YOU KNOW.
368
00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:59,896
SO I'M SURE THAT MEANS
SHE'S GONNA WANT TO BE HERE
369
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,586
FOR, LIKE,
ALL THE TIME.
370
00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:04,034
I LOVE WHEN SHE VISITS.
I LOVE IT.
371
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,241
BUT I DON'T WANT THAT
TO UPSET JARED.
372
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:09,034
AND IT ALSO IS HARD SOMETIMES
ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.
373
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,241
♪♪
374
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:13,137
I WANT US TO HAVE
MATCHING BOOBS.
375
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,206
ARE YOU READY?
376
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:15,586
BABY.
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
377
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,034
Jennifer:
MATCHING BOOBS?
378
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:19,379
IT'S TIME TO STOP
AND DRAW THE LINE.
379
00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:21,172
OKAY,
WE'RE DOING IT.
380
00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:23,827
BRING ME MY DRINK
AND BRING ME MY MAN, PLEASE.
381
00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:26,827
THIS GIRL JUST
GETS ME INTO THINGS
382
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,931
THAT I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D DO.
383
00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:31,758
Y'ALL ALWAYS DO THIS?
384
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:37,931
♪♪
385
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:44,068
Angelica:
HOW'D YOU SLEEP?
386
00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:47,482
YOU KNOW,
I HAD TROUBLE SLEEPING.
387
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:52,000
♪♪
388
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,793
WELL, MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT
WARMER IN HERE
389
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:57,586
SO YOUR BODY
DOESN'T HURT.
390
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,413
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
391
00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:04,241
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, MY MOTHER
AND I SHARE THE SAME BED.
392
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:07,793
I'M THE LITTLE SPOON,
AND SHE'S THE BIG SPOON
393
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:09,965
[LAUGHS] WITH HER LITTLE SELF.
394
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,206
[ CHUCKLES ]
395
00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:13,896
YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO
ALWAYS TALK ABOUT
396
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,586
WE'RE EACH OTHER'S
EVERYTHING?
397
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:16,862
IT'S LIKE...
MM-HMM.
398
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:19,965
...IF I COULD FIND A MAN
THAT WAS LIKE YOU,
399
00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:21,586
I'D MARRY
IN A HEARTBEAT.
400
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:25,482
AND THEN YOU WOULD MARRY SOMEONE
THAT WAS LIKE ME.
401
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:27,034
THAT'D BE,
LIKE, PARADISE.
402
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,448
YEP.
403
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:32,620
ANGELICA AND I ARE VISITING
MY FIANCé, BRETT, IN OMAHA.
404
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,241
AND EVEN THOUGH WE'RE VISITING,
405
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:38,689
WE STILL NEED
THAT BONDING TIME TOGETHER,
406
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,241
JUST HER AND I ALONE.
407
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:43,655
IF I HAD A CHOICE,
I WOULD ALWAYS STAY WITH YOU.
408
00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:48,827
WHEN ANGELICA AND I ARE CLOSE,
WE ARE AS ONE.
409
00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:53,517
AND I CAN'T IMAGINE HER FEELING
LIKE THAT WITH ANYONE ELSE,
410
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,068
ESPECIALLY JASON.
411
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,034
YOU KNOW,
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,
412
00:14:58,034 --> 00:15:00,793
IN MY RELATIONSHIP,
I TRUST SOMEONE.
413
00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:03,344
WOW.
I TRUST BRETT.
414
00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:05,586
YOU HAVEN'T
TRUSTED A MAN EVER.
415
00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:06,655
NO.
EVER.
416
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,965
I DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY.
417
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,034
WITH BRETT,
IT JUST IS.
418
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,586
HE LOVES YOU.
419
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:14,517
I CAN SEE IT
EVERY TIME HE LOOKS AT YOU.
420
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:15,931
HE'S A GREAT GUY.
421
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:17,379
HE'S A GREAT MAN.
422
00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:19,344
AND THAT'S WHAT
YOU DESERVE, TOO --
423
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:20,827
NOTHING LESS.
424
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:24,379
DO YOU TRUST JASON
THE WAY I TRUST BRETT?
425
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,862
[ SIGHS ]
426
00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,896
WELL,
HE HASN'T LIED TO ME,
427
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,206
THAT I KNOW OF,
SINCE THE LAST TIME.
428
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:35,137
SO...
429
00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:37,586
♪♪
430
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:40,034
I DON'T KNOW.
431
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:42,241
I DON'T KNOW,
MOM.
432
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:45,448
♪♪
433
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:48,655
I WANT YOU TO FIND
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE --
434
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:52,586
SOMEONE THAT CAN MIMIC
OUR RELATIONSHIP,
435
00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:56,000
SOMEONE YOU COULD JUST BE
COMPLETELY YOURSELF,
436
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,620
WHO WILL LOVE YOU
NO MATTER WHAT.
437
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,103
LIKE YOU?
YEAH.
438
00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:02,517
SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU
UNCONDITIONALLY
439
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:06,413
THAT WILL ALWAYS BE THERE
FOR YOU, NOT LEAVE YOU.
440
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,551
Angelica: MY MOM HAS GIVEN ME
THE BEST ADVICE
441
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,586
THROUGHOUT MY LIFE,
442
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,068
AND BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN TRYING SO HARD
443
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:15,724
TO WORK IT OUT WITH JASON,
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO HEAR HER.
444
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,448
I WANT NO ONE
TO LEAVE YOU
445
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:20,241
'CAUSE ONE DAY,
I'MGONNA HAVE TO LEAVE YOU,
446
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:24,241
AND I WANT TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
447
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:27,896
WE OFTEN TALK ABOUT
LOSING EACH OTHER --
448
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:31,551
HOW DIFFICULT IT WILL BE
WHEN THAT DAY COMES,
449
00:16:31,551 --> 00:16:33,379
WHEN I HAVE TO
LEAVE THIS WORLD.
450
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:38,068
AND IT AFFECTS US IN WAYS
JUST LIKE THIS.
451
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:42,413
IT MOVES US SPIRITUALLY,
MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY.
452
00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,344
IS THAT WEIRD?
453
00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:46,103
IT IS NOT.
454
00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,689
IT IS NOT STRANGE.
455
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:49,448
IT IS NOT WEIRD.
456
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:51,413
IT JUST IS.
457
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:54,172
THERE'S NOT EVER GONNA BE
ENOUGH TIME, MOM.
458
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:59,103
♪♪
459
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:06,379
MY DREAM IS FOR ANGELICA
TO REALIZE
460
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:08,965
THAT JASON ISN'T
THE MAN FOR HER,
461
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:13,551
AND I HOPE HAVING THIS WEEKEND
TOGETHER WILL HELP HER
462
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:18,172
EVEN REALIZE EVEN MORE THAT
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE WITH HIM.
463
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:22,758
♪♪
464
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:30,724
I'M SO EXCITED TODAY
THAT YOU FINALLY AGREED
465
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,758
TO COME WITH ME
TO THE BOOB DOCTOR.
466
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:37,896
♪♪
467
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,379
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I NEVER LIKED BOOBS.
468
00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:41,034
I DON'T LIKE BOOBS.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE ANYBODY...
469
00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:42,034
WHO DOESN'T LIKE BOOBS?
470
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:43,344
...TOUCHING MY BOOBS.
471
00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:46,241
I'M SO EXCITED THAT MY MOM
AGREED TO COME WITH ME
472
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,965
TO GO TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON.
473
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:50,275
YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT HER
TO LOOK HER BEST.
474
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:52,482
I THINK IT'S FUNNY.
THE ENTIRE TIME GROWING UP,
475
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:55,137
MY MOM HAD A CERTAIN OPINION
ABOUT THE WAY I SHOULD LOOK,
476
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,586
AND NOW THAT IHAVE AN OPINION
ABOUT THE WAY SHESHOULD LOOK,
477
00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,000
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
478
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,068
I'M NOT SAYING THEY HAVE TO
BE HUGE. I'M JUST SAYING --
479
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,448
YOU WANT THEM
TO MATCH YOURS.
480
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,517
I SAID IT WOULD BE NICE
IF WE HAD MATCHING BOOBS,
481
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,206
AND THEN THAT WAY,
LIKE, OUR CLOTHES --
482
00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,965
WE COULD BUY ALL
THE SAME STUFF AND SHARE IT.
483
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,000
HANG ON A MINUTE.WHAT?
484
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,482
YOU WANT TO HAVE
MATCHING BOOBS NOW?
485
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:12,379
WELL, I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT GONNA
MATCH TO THE "T,"
486
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:13,551
BUT MAYBE MATCH
A LITTLE BIT.
487
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,896
SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME,
MY DAUGHTER.
488
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:15,965
BUT I MEAN,
STOP IT.
489
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,689
NOW YOU'RE JUST
TAKING IT TOO FAR.
490
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,724
WHEN I FIRST HEARD
THAT KATHY AND CRISTINA
491
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,931
WERE GOING TO GET A BOOB
CONSULTATION, I THOUGHT, "OKAY."
492
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:26,034
BUT THEN, MATCHING BOOBS
WITH YOUR MOM?
493
00:18:26,034 --> 00:18:28,379
IT'S NOT EVEN ACCEPTABLE.
494
00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:30,482
CRISTINA HAS LOST HER MIND.
495
00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:33,620
THIS IS WHERE I HAD
MY TUMMY TUCK.
496
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,448
SHE'LL GET THAT DONE.
497
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,517
I WAS TAKING AWAY.
498
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,068
I DON'T MIND
TAKING AWAY.
499
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,620
I'M NOT
PUTTING STUFF IN.
500
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:44,379
♪♪
501
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:48,862
COME ON IN.
502
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,517
HI.
YOU CAN PUT THE GOWNS ON.
503
00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:51,620
SURE.
504
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:52,827
AND YOUR DOCTOR
WILL BE IN SHORTLY.
505
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:53,862
OKAY, GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
506
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,517
Kathy:
THANK YOU.
507
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,379
Cristina:
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
508
00:18:57,379 --> 00:19:00,275
WE'VE EVER SEEN A DOCTOR
TOGETHER LIKE THIS.
509
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:02,482
FOR A SURGERY, YEAH,
BUT WE --
510
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:04,448
RIGHT.WE'VE SEEN DOCTORS TOGETHER.
511
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,206
WE GO
TO THE SAME GYNECOLOGIST.
512
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:07,862
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT THIS,
513
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,068
I GOT TO TELL YA.
ARE YOU?
514
00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:10,068
YES.
I'M SO EXCITED.
515
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:11,068
I CAN'T WAIT.
516
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,137
WE'LL LEAVE HERE
WITH MATCHING BOOBS.
517
00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:14,344
PLEASE DON'T.
518
00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:17,551
IT'S ONE THING FOR YOU
TO PLAN PARTIES TOGETHER,
519
00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:20,896
USE THE SAME HANDBAG,
HAVE THE SAME SHOES.
520
00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:22,482
BUT MATCHING BOOBS?
521
00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:25,448
IT'S TIME TO STOP
AND DRAW THE LINE.
522
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:26,551
[ DOOR OPENS ]
HI.
523
00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:27,551
HI.HOW ARE YOU?
524
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:28,689
I'M DR. SALVINO.HI. CRISTINA.
525
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,862
NICE TO MEET YOU.HI, CRISTINA.
526
00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:31,034
HI. I'M KATHY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
527
00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:32,137
HI.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
528
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,965
SO...
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
529
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,551
OKAY, SO,
HERE'S THE DEAL.
530
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,827
I HAD BREAST IMPLANTS DONE
TWO YEARS AGO.
531
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:40,206
UH-HUH.I BROUGHT ALONG MY MOM
532
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:42,931
BECAUSE I WANT US
TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS.
533
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:46,137
♪♪
534
00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:48,310
DOES THAT SOUND WEIRD?
535
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:49,620
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MOTHER
AND DAUGHTER COME IN
536
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:50,965
AND WANT THE SAME LOOK?I'VE HAD MOTHER AND DAUGHTER,
537
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:55,034
BUT THE SAME OR EXACTLY --
NOT -- MAYBE NOT.
538
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:57,931
IT'S UNUSUAL TO HAVE
A MOTHER-AND-DAUGHTER COMBO
539
00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,137
COMING IN
TO HAVE MATCHING BREASTS.
540
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,310
THAT'S FOR SURE.
541
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,206
WOULD YOU WANT TO USE US
AS AN ADVERTISEMENT --
542
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,241
MOM AND DAUGHTERS?
543
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:05,551
THEN WE COULD TAKE
MOM-AND-DAUGHTER
544
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:08,206
BOOB SHOTS TOGETHER.
545
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:09,586
CAN I TAKE A LOOK AT YOU?YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
546
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:10,896
I'M GONNA
HAVE YOU STAND.
547
00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:12,000
OKAY.
548
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,586
LET'S SEE.
549
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:17,724
I ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT DO THIS
WITH MY DAUGHTER.
550
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:20,724
SOMETHING LIKE THIS
IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS,
551
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:22,551
AND YES, IT WOULD SURPRISE ME
552
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:25,758
IF ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD
WOULD DO SUCH A THING.
553
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,310
ARE YOU READY?SHOULD WE?
554
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,620
HANG ON TO YOUR CHAIR
'CAUSE THEY MIGHT KNOCK YOU OFF.
555
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,689
BABY.
556
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,517
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
557
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:35,448
OKAY, SO,
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
558
00:20:35,448 --> 00:20:38,344
OKAY.
OKAY, WE'RE DOING IT!
559
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:40,310
Kathy: I CALL THEM
THE TWINS.
560
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,206
I HAVE ANOTHER NAME.I'M KIDDING.
561
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:44,551
I DON'T 'CAUSE ACTUALLY,
THEY DON'T MATCH.
562
00:20:44,551 --> 00:20:49,000
THEY'RE MORE LIKE,
YOU KNOW, SOCKS.
563
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,137
SO,
THE VOLUME YOU HAVE...
564
00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:53,344
Kathy: YES.YOU CUT OUT THE EXTRA SKIN...
565
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:54,517
YEAH....AND THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE.
566
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:55,551
SEE?
567
00:20:55,551 --> 00:20:56,620
AND THAT WOULD BE --HOW BAD IS THAT?
568
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:57,827
NOT BAD, RIGHT?
569
00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,758
Cristina: BUT THEY'RE NOT
GONNA MATCH ME.
570
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,689
WELL, THEY WON'T BE
QUITE THE SAME SIZE,
571
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,241
UNLESS YOU HAD
AN IMPLANT.
572
00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:06,793
SO, YOU COULD JUST LIFT THIS
AND NOT IMPLANT IT?
573
00:21:06,793 --> 00:21:08,620
YEAH, FOR SURE.OH.
574
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,344
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
575
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:11,827
YOU, TOO. SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
THANK YOU.
576
00:21:11,827 --> 00:21:13,000
OKAY, GUYS,
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
577
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,448
YOU, TOO.I APOLOGIZE FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR.
578
00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:15,551
[ LAUGHTER ]
579
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:17,068
ALRIGHT, TAKE CARE.SHUT UP, JENNIFER.
580
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,931
I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF I'M UP FOR THIS [BLEEP]
581
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:20,551
BUT HE HAD TO
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
582
00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,862
LIKE, I MEAN, HE EXPLAINED.HE DID. HE EXPLAINED IT.
583
00:21:22,862 --> 00:21:24,034
I FEEL BETTER
TO KNOW
584
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,931
THAT I DON'T HAVE TO
GET AN IMPLANT,
585
00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:27,655
THAT THEY COULD JUST
DO A LIFT.
586
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,517
I JUST DON'T THINK
I'M UP FOR IT RIGHT NOW.
587
00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:30,620
I REALLY DON'T.
588
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,827
IT'S FUN TO TOUCH
A FAKE ONE, THOUGH.
589
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:32,827
OH, MY GOD.
590
00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:35,034
IT'S NOT FUN
TO TOUCH THESE.
591
00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:36,517
LET ME CHECK
THE FLOOR.
592
00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:37,689
[ LAUGHS ]
593
00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:39,586
MAYBE WE'LL WAIT
TILL YOU GET A LITTLE OLDER
594
00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:40,758
AND YOU NEED
A FACELIFT.
595
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,689
WHATEVER.
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET DRESSED.
596
00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,034
I GOT TO GO GET
THE KIDS.
597
00:21:44,034 --> 00:21:46,172
ALRIGHT.
598
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,482
LET'S PUSH THIS BACK.
599
00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:50,103
WELL, AFTER THIS,
I'LL REALLYLOOK LIKE YOU.
600
00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:52,862
GOOD. RELAX.
601
00:21:52,862 --> 00:21:54,413
[ LAUGHS ]
602
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,172
THIS IS
NERVES LAUGH.
603
00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:59,034
IWAS WORRIED ABOUT
EMBARRASSING MARIAH.
604
00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:01,206
WELL, SHE'SEMBARRASSING ME.
605
00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:03,655
ARE YOU MAD?
606
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:10,137
♪♪
607
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:14,413
WE'RE LEAVING TODAY,
MASON AND I, TO GO SEE
608
00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:17,793
CHER AND JARED TO HELP THEM
MOVE INTO THEIR NEW APARTMENT.
609
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:20,344
IT'S ALSO MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND,
610
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:24,620
SO I GUESS I'LL BE SPENDING IT
MOVING CHER AND JARED.
611
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:28,827
♪♪
612
00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:34,551
Cher:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
613
00:22:34,551 --> 00:22:36,344
HI!
WELCOME.
614
00:22:36,344 --> 00:22:40,068
WE FINALLY ARRIVED IN NEW YORK,
AND MY BIRTHDAY'S ALMOST OVER.
615
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:43,586
BUT I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER
WAY TO SPEND IT BUT WITH CHER.
616
00:22:43,586 --> 00:22:44,965
YOU GOT ALL YOUR SUITCASES.
617
00:22:44,965 --> 00:22:46,206
I DO.
618
00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:48,724
TODAY'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY,
AND I'M SO THANKFUL
619
00:22:48,724 --> 00:22:51,379
THAT SHE SPENT HER WHOLE DAY
TO COME HERE TO HELP ME MOVE,
620
00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,827
BUT I DON'T WANT THIS WHOLE DAY
TO BE ALL ABOUT ME.
621
00:22:53,827 --> 00:22:56,172
SO WHILE MY DAD AND JARED
ARE PACKING,
622
00:22:56,172 --> 00:22:59,068
MY MOM AND I ARE GOING TO
SNEAK AWAY TO MY OFFICE.
623
00:22:59,068 --> 00:23:01,931
I'M A COSMETIC REGISTERED NURSE,
AND I WORK AT A MED SPA.
624
00:23:01,931 --> 00:23:03,724
AND I HAVE
A BIG SURPRISE FOR HER.
625
00:23:03,724 --> 00:23:05,551
YOU'RE DEFINITELY V.I.P.
626
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,724
BECAUSE I NEVER COME TO WORK
AFTER HOURS,
627
00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:09,206
BUT YOU'RE SPECIAL,
SO...
628
00:23:09,206 --> 00:23:11,000
OH, WOW.I THINK THE LIGHTS ARE OFF.
629
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,896
WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
I WOULD TRUST.
630
00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:13,896
[ CHUCKLES ]
631
00:23:13,896 --> 00:23:16,103
ALRIGHT.
WELCOME TO MY MED SPA.
632
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,620
OH,
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
633
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,413
[ CHUCKLES ]
COME ON IN.
634
00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:22,827
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I DO
IS GIVE BOTOX TREATMENTS.
635
00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:25,689
I KNOW HOW MUCH MY MOM
LIKES STAYING YOUTHFUL,
636
00:23:25,689 --> 00:23:28,379
AND SHE LIKES THAT
PEOPLE MISTAKE US FOR SISTERS.
637
00:23:28,379 --> 00:23:30,689
ALRIGHT,
YOU READY?
638
00:23:30,689 --> 00:23:31,758
OH, WOW.
639
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:32,896
YOU LOOK SO GREAT,
640
00:23:32,896 --> 00:23:34,862
SO PROFESSIONAL
IN THAT WHITE JACKET.
641
00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:36,068
THANK YOU.
642
00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:37,862
WE'LL GET STARTED.
643
00:23:37,862 --> 00:23:39,862
I'M EXCITED!
SO AM I.
644
00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,206
THE ONLY ONE I TRUST
IS YOU.
645
00:23:41,206 --> 00:23:42,551
AWW!
646
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,724
NOW THAT
SHE'S GONNA BE A MIMI,
647
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,931
SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO LOOKLIKE A MIMI, SO...
648
00:23:46,931 --> 00:23:48,172
RIGHT.
649
00:23:48,172 --> 00:23:49,724
...WE GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF SOME OF THOSE LINES ON HER.
650
00:23:49,724 --> 00:23:51,034
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
651
00:23:51,034 --> 00:23:52,344
LET'S PUSH THIS BACK.
652
00:23:52,344 --> 00:23:54,310
WELL, AFTER THIS,
I'LL REALLYLOOK LIKE YOU.
653
00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:55,517
YEAH.
YOU ALREADY DO.
654
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,655
I KNOW.
655
00:23:56,655 --> 00:23:58,482
YOU DON'T NEED
ANYTHING AT ALL.
656
00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:00,724
I'VE NEVER
DONE BOTOX BEFORE,
657
00:24:00,724 --> 00:24:03,000
BUT CHER
IS SUCH A GOOD NURSE.
658
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,586
AND SO I SAID,
"GO FOR IT."
659
00:24:04,586 --> 00:24:07,034
YOU KNOW,
AS SOMEONE WHO'S ALMOST 60,
660
00:24:07,034 --> 00:24:08,206
YOU LOOK AMAZING,
661
00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:10,965
AND TO HAVE NEVER TRIED BOTOX,
EVER, IN THEIR LIFE,
662
00:24:10,965 --> 00:24:12,275
LIKE,
THAT'S CRAZY.
663
00:24:12,275 --> 00:24:15,206
YOU HONESTLY DON'T NEED
ANYTHING, LIKE, AT ALL.
664
00:24:15,206 --> 00:24:16,724
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING,
665
00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:18,655
BUT I THINK
IT'S NOT CORRECTING YET.
666
00:24:18,655 --> 00:24:20,482
OH.I THINK IT'S MORE PREVENTING.
667
00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:23,000
Dawn:
I WANT TO BE A YOUTHFUL MIMI
668
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,379
SO MY GRANDCHILD
WILL LOVE TO PLAY WITH ME
669
00:24:26,379 --> 00:24:28,172
AND DO THINGS WITH ME.
670
00:24:28,172 --> 00:24:29,689
♪♪
671
00:24:29,689 --> 00:24:31,931
ONE THING NICE
ABOUT WHAT YOU DO --
672
00:24:31,931 --> 00:24:35,068
YOU MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
ABOUT THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW?
673
00:24:35,068 --> 00:24:37,931
WELL, I FEEL HONORED
THAT YOU TRUST ME.
674
00:24:37,931 --> 00:24:39,034
OH, OF COURSE.
675
00:24:39,034 --> 00:24:40,689
I TRUST YOU
WITH MY LIFE.
676
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,068
OOH.
677
00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:44,551
HOPE THAT'S NOT PUTTING
TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU...
678
00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,413
NOW.I KNOW. THE PRESSURE'S ON.
679
00:24:46,413 --> 00:24:51,689
♪♪
680
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,758
TO WATCH YOU IN ACTION
IS REALLY --
681
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:55,068
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
682
00:24:55,068 --> 00:24:57,310
I ENJOY IT.
IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
683
00:24:57,310 --> 00:24:58,482
I'M SO PROUD
OF YOU.
684
00:24:58,482 --> 00:25:02,172
AWW,
THANK YOU, MOMMY.
685
00:25:02,172 --> 00:25:04,034
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TO DO --
HOW TO --
686
00:25:04,034 --> 00:25:06,000
YEAH.
YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DO.
687
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,793
ALRIGHT,
JUST GONNA PUT THIS IN.
688
00:25:08,793 --> 00:25:11,896
GOOD. RELAX.
689
00:25:11,896 --> 00:25:13,551
GOOD. RELAX.
690
00:25:13,551 --> 00:25:15,413
GOOD.
691
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:18,517
♪♪
692
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,931
THAT'S IT.
693
00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:21,172
OH, WOW.
694
00:25:21,172 --> 00:25:22,448
THAT'S IT?YEAH, JUST GONNA CLEAN YOU OFF.
695
00:25:22,448 --> 00:25:23,965
OH, WOW.
696
00:25:23,965 --> 00:25:27,620
I'M GLAD I GOT THIS TIME WITH
MY MOM BEFORE TOMORROW'S MOVE.
697
00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:28,793
LET'S TAKE
A PICTURE.
698
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,241
OKAY.
OKAY.
699
00:25:30,241 --> 00:25:33,172
I KNOW JARED'S APPREHENSIVE THAT
MY MOM'S GOING TO TAKE OVER,
700
00:25:33,172 --> 00:25:35,068
AND I KNOW THAT MY MOM'S
GONNA WANT
701
00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:36,896
TO SET UP THE ROOM
THE WAY SHEWANTS IT.
702
00:25:36,896 --> 00:25:39,827
BUT IF MY MOM BUTTS IN
TOO MUCH TOMORROW,
703
00:25:39,827 --> 00:25:41,379
THEN I KNOW
THERE'S GOING TO BE TENSION.
704
00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:48,413
♪♪
705
00:25:49,862 --> 00:25:51,275
[ GASPS ]
OH, GOD.
706
00:25:51,275 --> 00:25:53,034
OKAY,
HERE WE GO.
707
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:56,137
♪♪
708
00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,517
OMG, GIRL.
709
00:25:58,517 --> 00:26:01,724
MY MAKEUP -- IS IT OKAY?YES, IT IS.
710
00:26:01,724 --> 00:26:02,896
YOU LOOK CUTE.
LET ME SEE.
711
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:04,448
Sandra: I DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED,
712
00:26:04,448 --> 00:26:06,275
BUT MARIAH
TALKED ME INTO
713
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:08,482
GOING ON
A DOUBLE DATE WITH HER.
714
00:26:08,482 --> 00:26:10,965
I KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT THIS GUY
715
00:26:10,965 --> 00:26:14,827
OTHER THAN HE'S, I GUESS,
20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
716
00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,896
HOW OLD
IS THIS DUDE, AGAIN?
717
00:26:16,896 --> 00:26:18,965
IN HIS LATE 20s.
718
00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:21,241
MY MOM IS SUPER NERVOUS.
719
00:26:21,241 --> 00:26:24,517
SHE'S NEVER GONE ON A DATE WITH
A GUY THAT'S CLOSE TO MY AGE.
720
00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:26,689
I WANTED
TO MAKE HER COMFORTABLE,
721
00:26:26,689 --> 00:26:29,172
SO I TOLD HER
A LITTLEWHITE LIE.
722
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:32,310
SHE THINKS THE DATE KNOWS
THAT SHE'S MY MOM.
723
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:33,965
HOPEFULLY, IT DOESN'T COME UP
724
00:26:33,965 --> 00:26:36,275
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT MY MOM
TO FREAK OUT.
725
00:26:36,275 --> 00:26:39,241
[ LAUGHS ]
726
00:26:40,827 --> 00:26:44,482
THIS IS NERVES LAUGH --
NERVE LAUGH.
727
00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:48,724
THIS GIRL JUST
GETS ME INTO THINGS
728
00:26:48,724 --> 00:26:51,655
THAT I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D DO.
729
00:26:51,655 --> 00:26:52,965
RIGHT HERE?
730
00:26:52,965 --> 00:26:55,137
YEAH, THIS IS COOL.
YEAH.
731
00:26:55,137 --> 00:26:57,310
ARE THEY ALMOST HERE?
732
00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:58,931
I THINK SO.
733
00:26:58,931 --> 00:27:01,551
OKAY, I'M GONNA HAVE A
GOOD TIME. BRING ME MY
DRINK, BARTENDER. COME ON.
734
00:27:01,551 --> 00:27:04,724
BRING ME MY DRINK
AND BRING ME MY MAN, PLEASE.
735
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,793
WAS SHE AGREEING
WITH WHAT YOU SAID, THOUGH?
736
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:07,793
YES, THAT'S THEM.
WAIT.
737
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:08,931
WHICH ONE'S MINE?THAT'S THEM.
738
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,206
WHICH ONE'S MINE?
WHICH ONE'S MINE?
739
00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:13,586
THE ONE
WITH THE GREEN SHIRT.
740
00:27:13,586 --> 00:27:15,931
OH, GOD, THIS IS REALLY
ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
741
00:27:15,931 --> 00:27:17,448
♪♪
742
00:27:17,448 --> 00:27:19,379
HI.
DO THE INTRODUCTION.
743
00:27:19,379 --> 00:27:20,448
Man: 'SUP?
744
00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:21,448
HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
745
00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:22,758
GOOD. HOW YOU DOING?I'M SANDRA.
746
00:27:22,758 --> 00:27:23,793
I'M STEPH.
SANDRA.
747
00:27:23,793 --> 00:27:25,689
OH, STEPH,
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
748
00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:26,862
HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
749
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:28,206
NICE TO MEET YOU.YEAH.
750
00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:32,689
THE FIRST IMPRESSION
OF MY DATE WAS, "HE'S CUTE.
751
00:27:32,689 --> 00:27:34,448
HE'S IN HIS 20s."
752
00:27:34,448 --> 00:27:36,310
I APPRECIATE YOU.YOU KNOW I GOT YOU, MY GUY.
753
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:37,689
YOU KNOW, IT AIN'T NO --MY G.
754
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,862
SOMETIMES YOU GO ON A BLIND DATE
AND IT'S JUST LIKE...
755
00:27:39,862 --> 00:27:40,862
WHEW!
756
00:27:40,862 --> 00:27:42,551
I'VE NEVER
BEEN ON ONE, EITHER.
757
00:27:42,551 --> 00:27:43,758
FOR REAL?IT'S A ROLL OF THE DICE.
758
00:27:43,758 --> 00:27:45,551
I PROMISE YOU.
759
00:27:45,551 --> 00:27:46,965
IT'S A ROLL OF THE DICE,
FOR SURE.
760
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:49,068
FLIP OF THE COIN.
NEVER KNOW.
761
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,724
BUT Y'ALL LOOK GOOD,
THOUGH.
762
00:27:50,724 --> 00:27:53,379
MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF SANDRA --
OF COURSE, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
763
00:27:53,379 --> 00:27:55,068
I COULD TELL SHE WAS
A LITTLE OLDER...
764
00:27:55,068 --> 00:27:56,310
SEASONED.
...THAN I AM.
765
00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:58,379
YOU KNOW, SEASONED, YEAH.A LITTLE SEASONING SALT.
766
00:27:58,379 --> 00:28:00,000
BUT SHE'S DEFINITELY
SEASONED WELL.
767
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,862
PUT IT THAT WAY, OKAY?VERY WELL. [ CHUCKLES ]
768
00:28:01,862 --> 00:28:04,344
SO, HAVE YOU MEASURED THEM,
THOUGH?
769
00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:06,310
HAVE YOU
MEASURED THEM UP?
770
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,344
OH.
771
00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:08,931
[ LAUGHS ]
772
00:28:08,931 --> 00:28:10,448
[ LAUGHS ]
773
00:28:10,448 --> 00:28:11,758
AND YOU SEE
THE LOOK, RIGHT?
774
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,689
I WAS LIKE, "HOLD UP.
WHATCHU TALKING ABOUT?"
775
00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:15,241
WHAT, YOU AIN'T NEVER
BEEN ASKED THAT?
776
00:28:15,241 --> 00:28:16,620
YOU AIN'T NEVER
BEEN ASKED THAT?
777
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:18,448
I'VE NEVER MEASURED
MY ARM BEFORE.
778
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,689
REALLY?
NAH.
779
00:28:19,689 --> 00:28:21,137
YOU SHOULD.
780
00:28:21,137 --> 00:28:24,551
OH, MY GOD, MY DATE
IS SO CUTE AND SO YOUNG.
781
00:28:24,551 --> 00:28:26,172
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING.
782
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,655
I DON'T WANT
TO SOUND STUPID.
783
00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:29,551
THE LAST THING
I'D WANT TO DO
784
00:28:29,551 --> 00:28:31,758
IS MAKE MARIAH
LOOK BAD.
785
00:28:31,758 --> 00:28:33,931
I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT ALL THIS
786
00:28:33,931 --> 00:28:35,034
'CAUSE THIS ONE --
787
00:28:35,034 --> 00:28:37,034
SHE JUST
BE PUTTING ME UP TO STUFF.
788
00:28:38,379 --> 00:28:40,931
SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS
KNOW EACH OTHER?
789
00:28:40,931 --> 00:28:41,965
WHAT?
790
00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:48,965
♪♪
791
00:28:48,965 --> 00:28:49,965
UM...
792
00:28:49,965 --> 00:28:51,310
HOW LONG
Y'ALL BEEN FRIENDS?
793
00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:52,310
♪♪
794
00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:54,413
WHERE'D Y'ALL MEET?
795
00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:58,103
♪♪
796
00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,689
Sandra:
YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?
797
00:28:59,689 --> 00:29:01,000
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
798
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,275
UH...
799
00:29:02,275 --> 00:29:05,655
YEAH, HOW DO
WE KNOW EACH OTHER?
800
00:29:05,655 --> 00:29:07,275
UM...
801
00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:14,482
♪♪
802
00:29:16,827 --> 00:29:17,862
SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS
KNOW EACH OTHER?
803
00:29:17,862 --> 00:29:19,137
WHAT?
804
00:29:19,137 --> 00:29:23,482
♪♪
805
00:29:25,379 --> 00:29:26,413
UM...
806
00:29:26,413 --> 00:29:27,724
HOW LONG
Y'ALL BEEN FRIENDS?
807
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:28,758
♪♪
808
00:29:28,758 --> 00:29:30,862
WHERE'D Y'ALL MEET?
809
00:29:30,862 --> 00:29:34,103
♪♪
810
00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:35,689
Sandra:
YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?
811
00:29:35,689 --> 00:29:36,931
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
812
00:29:36,931 --> 00:29:38,206
UH...
813
00:29:38,206 --> 00:29:41,448
YEAH, HOW DO
WE KNOW EACH OTHER?
814
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,517
UM...
815
00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:45,793
IT'S MY MOM.
816
00:29:45,793 --> 00:29:50,758
[ COUGHS ]
817
00:29:50,758 --> 00:29:54,689
♪♪
818
00:29:56,448 --> 00:29:58,172
MAN, UH...
819
00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:00,137
THAT'S STRANGE.
820
00:30:00,137 --> 00:30:01,931
THAT'S WEIRD.
821
00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:04,931
IT BLEW MY MIND.
I AIN'T GONNA LIE.
822
00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:07,551
YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?
823
00:30:07,551 --> 00:30:09,482
Y'ALL FOR REAL? Y'ALL SERIOUS?YEAH.
824
00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:11,000
NOW, THAT'S YOUR MOTHER?YEAH, YEAH.
825
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:16,103
[ Laughing ] YO,
THAT'S CRAZY TO ME.
826
00:30:16,103 --> 00:30:17,689
♪♪
827
00:30:17,689 --> 00:30:21,103
ALL THIS TIME, IWAS WORRIED
ABOUT EMBARRASSING MARIAH.
828
00:30:21,103 --> 00:30:22,862
WELL, SHE'SEMBARRASSING ME.
829
00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:25,827
THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
830
00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:28,758
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF THESE GUYS JUST WALKED OUT.
831
00:30:28,758 --> 00:30:32,344
YOU SAID
THAT YOU TOLD THEM.
832
00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:34,551
HOW COME
YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?
833
00:30:34,551 --> 00:30:36,206
I DIDN'T THINK IT MATTERED.
WHO CARES?
834
00:30:36,206 --> 00:30:39,413
♪♪
835
00:30:39,413 --> 00:30:41,896
ARE YOU MAD?
836
00:30:41,896 --> 00:30:43,310
JUST WEIRDED OUT,
HONESTLY, NOT --
837
00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:44,689
I'M NOT REALLY MAD.
I'M NOT --
838
00:30:44,689 --> 00:30:46,275
I MEAN, I CAN'T BE MAD,
BUT I JUST --
839
00:30:46,275 --> 00:30:48,034
Terrance: JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD.JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD.
840
00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:49,965
SO, I GOT TO TAKE IT ALL IN,
YOU FEELING ME?
841
00:30:49,965 --> 00:30:51,413
IT'S JUST
KIND OF WEIRD.
842
00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:53,241
MARIAH DIDN'T
TELL US ANYTHING.
843
00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:55,413
SHE JUST SAID
SHE WAS BRINGING A FRIEND.
844
00:30:55,413 --> 00:30:57,068
I MEAN, YEAH,
SHE LOOKS GOOD, OF COURSE.
845
00:30:57,068 --> 00:30:58,931
BUT A DATE WITH
A MOM AND DAUGHTER --
846
00:30:58,931 --> 00:31:01,172
I MEAN, I JUST THINK
IT'S WEIRD, PERIOD, HONESTLY.
847
00:31:01,172 --> 00:31:02,620
IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD.
848
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:05,000
IT WAS WEIRD FOR BOTH OF US.
I DON'T KNOW.
849
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,172
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.
850
00:31:06,172 --> 00:31:07,862
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME,
THOUGH,
851
00:31:07,862 --> 00:31:09,551
THAT YOU TOLD THEM?
852
00:31:09,551 --> 00:31:10,793
IT'S 'CAUSE I KNEW
YOU WEREN'T GONNA COME.
853
00:31:10,793 --> 00:31:12,689
YOU JUST
SET EVERYBODYUP.
854
00:31:12,689 --> 00:31:14,034
Stephan: IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR,
THOUGH,
855
00:31:14,034 --> 00:31:15,344
'CAUSE IT'S LIKE
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE THAT
856
00:31:15,344 --> 00:31:16,379
THAT WOULD BE HER MOM.
857
00:31:16,379 --> 00:31:17,448
NAH.
YOU KNOW?
858
00:31:17,448 --> 00:31:18,689
AWW.
859
00:31:18,689 --> 00:31:19,862
I'M GONNA TAKE IT
AS A COMPLIMENT. I DON'T KNOW.
860
00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:21,413
OH,
IT DEFINITELY IS.
861
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,206
CHEERS, THOUGH.
862
00:31:23,206 --> 00:31:25,551
CHEERS TO MARIAH
AND HER SNEAKY ASS.
863
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:27,137
YEP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
864
00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,379
YEP.
865
00:31:28,379 --> 00:31:31,000
WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER.
866
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,896
Y'ALL ALWAYS DO THIS?
867
00:31:32,896 --> 00:31:35,137
LIKE, Y'ALL GO ON DATES
TOGETHER?
868
00:31:35,137 --> 00:31:37,137
NO. WE'VE NEVER BEEN
ON A DOUBLE DATE.
869
00:31:37,137 --> 00:31:38,172
FIRST TIME.
870
00:31:38,172 --> 00:31:39,862
I'M STILL KIND OF,
LIKE, FLABBERGASTED.
871
00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:41,034
YEAH,
A LITTLE BIT.
872
00:31:41,034 --> 00:31:42,517
THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING
TO TAKE IT ALL IN.
873
00:31:42,517 --> 00:31:44,034
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT ALL IN.
874
00:31:44,034 --> 00:31:45,551
THAT'S YOUR MOTHER
RIGHT THERE.
875
00:31:45,551 --> 00:31:47,862
COME ON. YOU GUYS KNEW
I WAS OLDER AND STUFF.
876
00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:49,275
I COULD BE HER MAMA.
877
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,931
NAH, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WAS
OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER MAMA.
878
00:31:50,931 --> 00:31:52,517
LOOK AT YOU.
879
00:31:52,517 --> 00:31:54,137
LOOK AT YOU,
SIS.
880
00:31:54,137 --> 00:31:55,620
LOOK AT YOU!LOOK AT YOU!
881
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,137
[ LAUGHTER ]
882
00:31:57,137 --> 00:31:59,827
WHOA. [ LAUGHS ]
883
00:31:59,827 --> 00:32:01,413
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING
TO DRINK RIGHT NOW?
884
00:32:01,413 --> 00:32:03,241
CAN I GET FOOD?
I'M HUNGRY, MAN.
885
00:32:06,482 --> 00:32:07,655
[ LAUGHTER ]OOH. WOW.
886
00:32:07,655 --> 00:32:08,827
SHE MIGHT HAVE
A POINT.
887
00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:09,862
[ LAUGHTER ]
888
00:32:09,862 --> 00:32:11,482
I MEAN,
I'M DEFINITELY NOT MAD.
889
00:32:11,482 --> 00:32:13,551
YA HEARD.LET'S PUT IT THAT WAY.
890
00:32:13,551 --> 00:32:16,551
YA HEARD!SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR HER AGE.
891
00:32:20,241 --> 00:32:22,379
TELL ME
WHAT A TENDERONI DOES.
892
00:32:22,379 --> 00:32:25,344
A TENDERONI TAKES CARE OF
ALL THE TENDER THINGS IN LIFE.
893
00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:28,034
HE TAKE CARE OF YOU
IN CERTAIN WAYS.
894
00:32:28,034 --> 00:32:30,103
YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM
IN CERTAIN WAYS.
895
00:32:30,103 --> 00:32:31,379
MM.
896
00:32:31,379 --> 00:32:33,931
OKAY,
AND THEN WHAT ELSE?
897
00:32:33,931 --> 00:32:36,344
YOUR DAUGHTER RIGHT HERE. I'M
NOT FINNA TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.
898
00:32:36,344 --> 00:32:38,206
MM.
899
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,551
YOU FEEL ME?
GOOD JOB.
900
00:32:39,551 --> 00:32:42,551
I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT HOW WELL
THIS DATE IS GOING.
901
00:32:42,551 --> 00:32:45,517
IN FACT, I THINK MY MOM'S DATE
IS KIND OF INTO HER.
902
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,862
Terrance:
NICE AND SLOW WITH IT. YES.
903
00:32:49,862 --> 00:32:51,206
COME ON.
YOU DON'T LAUGH NOW.
904
00:32:51,206 --> 00:32:52,620
WHY ARE YOU GUYS
PUTTING ME ON THE --
905
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:53,758
SHOULD I GRAB THE --
906
00:32:53,758 --> 00:32:55,068
NAH, HE GOT YOU.
NO.
907
00:32:55,068 --> 00:32:56,379
YEAH.
YEAH.
908
00:32:56,379 --> 00:32:58,241
JUST LIKE THAT.
MMM!
909
00:32:58,241 --> 00:32:59,965
GO AHEAD.
TAKE THAT AND EAT IT.
910
00:32:59,965 --> 00:33:02,586
TAKE IT AND EAT IT?
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, GIRL.
911
00:33:02,586 --> 00:33:04,517
[ LAUGHS ]Mariah: EXCUSE ME?
912
00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:06,448
DON'T LOOK OVER HERE
LIKE THAT.
913
00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:08,896
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SET THIS UP.
NOW I'M TALKING TO YOUR MAMA.
914
00:33:08,896 --> 00:33:10,896
ALRIGHT.YEAH, YOU SAID IT. OH, YEAH.
915
00:33:10,896 --> 00:33:12,551
GOT HIM.
916
00:33:12,551 --> 00:33:13,862
WOW.
917
00:33:13,862 --> 00:33:15,793
Sandra: HE SPOKE UP
LIKE A REAL MAN.
918
00:33:15,793 --> 00:33:18,689
HE SAID, "YOU JUST --
I'M TALKING TO YOUR --"
919
00:33:18,689 --> 00:33:20,000
[ LAUGHS ]
920
00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:24,379
YA HEARD?
921
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:26,655
YA HEARD?
922
00:33:26,655 --> 00:33:28,206
[ LAUGHTER ]
923
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:29,758
OKAY, GUYS.
IT WAS FUN.
924
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:31,448
THANKS FOR SETTING US UP,
ACTUALLY.
925
00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:33,000
YEAH,
THANKS FOR SETTING US UP.
926
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,241
THIS ONE.IT WAS A NICE SETUP.
927
00:33:34,241 --> 00:33:35,620
[ LAUGHS ]
928
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:38,862
Mariah: HOPE YOU GUYS
HAD A GOOD TIME.
929
00:33:38,862 --> 00:33:39,862
GREAT.
930
00:33:39,862 --> 00:33:40,931
SO GOOD
MEETING YOU, HON.
931
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:42,310
GOOD MEETING YOU, TOO, LOVE.MWAH.
932
00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:43,965
MM-HMM.
MM.
933
00:33:43,965 --> 00:33:45,517
YOU GOT
A COOL-ASS MOM.
934
00:33:45,517 --> 00:33:47,206
THANK YOU.AWW, THANK YOU.
935
00:33:47,206 --> 00:33:49,413
MY DATE DIDN'T ASK ME
FOR MY NUMBER.
936
00:33:49,413 --> 00:33:51,655
DOES THAT MEAN
THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE ME?
937
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:52,827
NO, MOM.
938
00:33:52,827 --> 00:33:54,379
OKAY, LET ME
BREAK IT DOWN TO YOU.
939
00:33:54,379 --> 00:33:56,689
SOMETIMES, GUYS WON'T ASK YOU
FOR THEIR NUMBER.
940
00:33:56,689 --> 00:33:58,689
THEY'LL JUST LOOK YOU UP
ON SOCIAL MEDIA
941
00:33:58,689 --> 00:34:00,000
AND SEND YOU
A MESSAGE.
942
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
THAT'S HOW WE GOT THIS DATE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
943
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,517
NOBODY REALLY
CALLS ANYMORE.
944
00:34:04,517 --> 00:34:05,965
THAT'S WEIRD.
945
00:34:05,965 --> 00:34:08,206
Both: BYE.
946
00:34:08,206 --> 00:34:10,172
ANYTHING YOU NEED,
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
947
00:34:10,172 --> 00:34:11,379
THANK YOU.
948
00:34:11,379 --> 00:34:13,896
NOW THERE'S A ROOM JUST FOR ME
AND THE BABY,
949
00:34:13,896 --> 00:34:15,344
SO I CAN COME ANY TIME
I FEEL LIKE IT.
950
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:16,482
DON'T BE SURPRISED
951
00:34:16,482 --> 00:34:18,689
IF DAWN IS, LIKE,
HERE EVERY WEEKEND.
952
00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,448
♪♪
953
00:34:20,448 --> 00:34:22,413
I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE A CLEAR MIND.
954
00:34:22,413 --> 00:34:23,551
♪♪
955
00:34:23,551 --> 00:34:24,586
I LOVE HIM.
956
00:34:24,586 --> 00:34:29,310
♪♪
957
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,862
♪♪
958
00:34:38,482 --> 00:34:40,586
Mason: WHERE ARE YOU
HOLDING IT FROM?
959
00:34:40,586 --> 00:34:43,034
FROM THE VERY BOTTOM.
960
00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:46,034
Dawn: I REALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO BEGIN.
961
00:34:46,034 --> 00:34:48,034
ME, EITHER.
THAT'S WHY I WAITED FOR YOU.
962
00:34:48,034 --> 00:34:49,137
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
963
00:34:49,137 --> 00:34:50,931
THAT'S NOT VERY HELPFUL.NOT VERY HELPFUL.
964
00:34:50,931 --> 00:34:54,448
♪♪
965
00:34:54,448 --> 00:34:56,655
Dawn: CHER, LOOK AT THE NECKLACE
I GOT YOU.
966
00:34:56,655 --> 00:34:58,620
"MOTHER, DAUGHTER --
FRIENDS FOREVER,
967
00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:01,172
NO MATTER WHERE,
NO MATTER WHAT."
968
00:35:01,172 --> 00:35:02,413
I KNOW.
THANK YOU.
969
00:35:02,413 --> 00:35:04,034
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I LOVE IT.
970
00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:06,034
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS WEAR IT.
971
00:35:06,034 --> 00:35:08,344
JARED AND I GOT
THE TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT,
972
00:35:08,344 --> 00:35:09,862
AND TODAY'S MOVING DAY.
973
00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:12,344
SO THERE IS A LOT
THAT WE NEED TO DO.
974
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:14,379
♪♪
975
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:17,034
I KNOW THAT JARED AND I COULDN'T
HAVE DONE THIS ALL OURSELVES,
976
00:35:17,034 --> 00:35:20,103
SO I AM SO THANKFUL THAT MY MOM
AND DAD JUST HOPPED ON A PLANE
977
00:35:20,103 --> 00:35:22,344
AND CAME HERE IMMEDIATELY
TO HELP US MOVE.
978
00:35:22,344 --> 00:35:24,172
OH,
I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS,
979
00:35:24,172 --> 00:35:25,655
AND I FORGOT
TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
980
00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:26,793
OH, MY GOD.
981
00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:28,689
IT'S A PUZZLE PIECE.OH, IT'S TWO PUZZLES.
982
00:35:28,689 --> 00:35:30,724
AND YOU'RE THE OTHER PIECE
TO MY PUZZLE.
983
00:35:30,724 --> 00:35:33,068
MY MOM AND I GET A LITTLE
DISTRACTED EASILY, BUT --
984
00:35:33,068 --> 00:35:34,517
YEAH,
WE DO GET DISTRACTED.
985
00:35:34,517 --> 00:35:36,137
SO WE'RE NOT THE BEST
AT MOVING.
986
00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:38,034
AND I FEEL, LIKE,
THIS WEIRD...
987
00:35:38,034 --> 00:35:39,620
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
LIKE...
988
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,034
I DON'T KNOW.
989
00:35:41,034 --> 00:35:42,586
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A KICK
OR, LIKE, WHAT I'M FEEL--
990
00:35:42,586 --> 00:35:43,551
LIKE, SOMETIMES, YOU JUST
FEEL THESE WEIRD THINGS.
991
00:35:43,551 --> 00:35:44,620
OH!
992
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:47,517
OH, BUT YOU GOT
A REAL BELLY NOW.
993
00:35:47,517 --> 00:35:50,103
I KNOW.OH, IT'S SO ADORABLE.
994
00:35:50,103 --> 00:35:51,689
MAYBE I CAN FEEL THE --
SHH.
995
00:35:51,689 --> 00:35:53,758
LET'S BE QUIET AND SEE
WHAT WE CAN FEEL.
996
00:35:53,758 --> 00:35:54,896
YOU'RE SO WEIRD.
YOU'RE SO WEIRD.
997
00:35:54,896 --> 00:35:56,206
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FEEL
SOMETHING MOVE.
998
00:35:56,206 --> 00:35:57,448
I'D LOVE TO FEEL IT.OKAY, SHH, SHH.
999
00:35:57,448 --> 00:35:58,551
SHH.
THEN STOP TALKING.
1000
00:35:58,551 --> 00:36:00,275
SHH.
SHH.
1001
00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:02,000
SHH.
1002
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,379
I DON'T GET ANYTHING.
1003
00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:05,931
SHH.
1004
00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,931
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
YOU'RE 18 WEEKS.
1005
00:36:07,931 --> 00:36:09,344
YEAH.
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
1006
00:36:09,344 --> 00:36:11,206
SO, AT 18 WEEKS...OH, MY GOSH.
1007
00:36:11,206 --> 00:36:12,655
DID YOU BRING THOSE
FROM FLORIDA?
1008
00:36:12,655 --> 00:36:13,862
YES.
1009
00:36:13,862 --> 00:36:17,034
18 WEEKS,
YOU'RE THE SIZE OF A...
1010
00:36:17,034 --> 00:36:18,793
SWEET POTATO!THAT'S RIGHT.
1011
00:36:18,793 --> 00:36:20,103
IS THAT UNBELIEVABLE?
1012
00:36:20,103 --> 00:36:21,827
IT'S SO BIG.
1013
00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:26,413
SO, YOU AND CHER
ARE SIX MONTHS AWAY?
1014
00:36:26,413 --> 00:36:28,137
JUST ABOUT.
1015
00:36:28,137 --> 00:36:29,620
ARE YOU EXCITED
TO BE A GRANDDAD?
1016
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,000
NEVER BEEN
A GRANDFATHER BEFORE.
1017
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,482
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
A FATHER BEFORE.
1018
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:33,793
NEVER.
1019
00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,758
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.
1020
00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:38,448
BECAUSE DAWN IS SO CLOSE
TO CHER,
1021
00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:42,034
THERE'S LESS TIME FOR
CHER TO BE CLOSE WITH ME.
1022
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,896
I HAVE FELT LEFT OUT
BECAUSE OF THEIR CLOSENESS.
1023
00:36:44,896 --> 00:36:48,827
AFTER ALL, WHEN DAWN IS
TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH CHER
1024
00:36:48,827 --> 00:36:51,275
OR FLYING TO NEW YORK
TO BE WITH CHER,
1025
00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:54,000
I'M NOT PRIVY
TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS.
1026
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,379
I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THAT.
1027
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:56,793
Mason: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.
WHEN CHER DELIVERS,
1028
00:36:56,793 --> 00:36:59,758
DAWN'S PROBABLY GONNA TAKE IT
TO ANOTHER LEVEL.
1029
00:36:59,758 --> 00:37:01,344
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?DON'T BE SURPRISED
1030
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:03,379
IF SHE'S, LIKE,
HERE EVERY WEEKEND.
1031
00:37:03,379 --> 00:37:06,172
WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HER
GO THAT MUCH, RIGHT?
1032
00:37:06,172 --> 00:37:07,172
WHY NOT?
1033
00:37:07,172 --> 00:37:08,655
AREN'T YOU
GONNA MISS HER?
1034
00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:11,000
I'LL HAVE HER
DURING THE WEEK,
1035
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,103
AND THE BABY WILL HAVE HER
ON THE WEEKENDS.
1036
00:37:14,103 --> 00:37:16,275
[ LAUGHS ]
1037
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:20,413
EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY STOKED
TO HAVE THIS NEW APARTMENT,
1038
00:37:20,413 --> 00:37:22,379
I'M WORRIED THAT THE BABY'S ROOM
1039
00:37:22,379 --> 00:37:25,965
IS JUST GONNA BECOME DAWN'S ROOM
AND SHE'S NEVER GONNA LEAVE.
1040
00:37:25,965 --> 00:37:27,689
SO, LIKE,
RIGHT HERE, THE CRIB.
1041
00:37:27,689 --> 00:37:29,206
RIGHT.AND THEN PROBABLY, LIKE,
1042
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:31,137
ON THIS SIDE, WE'LL DO,
LIKE, THE COUCH...
1043
00:37:31,137 --> 00:37:33,379
WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE
YOU COULD PICK UP THE BABY,
1044
00:37:33,379 --> 00:37:35,206
AND I COULD NURSE
AND SIT ON THE COUCH.
1045
00:37:35,206 --> 00:37:36,344
RIGHT.
1046
00:37:36,344 --> 00:37:37,655
AND THEN
WHEN YOU COME OVER,
1047
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:39,379
WE CAN HAVE IT ALL TURN INTO
A PULL-OUT COUCH, AS WELL.
1048
00:37:39,379 --> 00:37:42,344
I HOPE TO COME AND STAY
QUITE A BIT WHEN THE BABY'S BORN
1049
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,448
BECAUSE THE BABY
GROWS VERY FAST,
1050
00:37:44,448 --> 00:37:46,793
AND I REALLY WANT TO BE
A PART OF THE BABY'S LIFE
1051
00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:49,896
AND HAVE THE BABY KNOW
THAT I'M THE MIMI.
1052
00:37:49,896 --> 00:37:52,965
I KNOW YOU HAVE
SO MUCH STRESS,
1053
00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:56,172
SO MUCH GOING ON
WITH MOVING EVERYTHING,
1054
00:37:56,172 --> 00:37:58,862
NOW WITH
THE PARTY COMING UP.
1055
00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:01,137
ANYTHING YOU NEED,
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
1056
00:38:01,137 --> 00:38:02,241
THANK YOU.
1057
00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,000
I WAS WORRIED
THAT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
1058
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,862
TO COME TO CHER'S APARTMENT
ALL THE TIME
1059
00:38:05,862 --> 00:38:08,517
IF THEY WERE GOING TO STAY
IN THAT ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT.
1060
00:38:08,517 --> 00:38:11,344
BUT NOW THERE'S A ROOM
JUST FOR ME AND THE BABY,
1061
00:38:11,344 --> 00:38:14,206
SO I CAN COME
ANYTIME I FEEL LIKE IT.
1062
00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:16,172
THAT'S WHAT
MOMS ARE ABOUT.
1063
00:38:16,172 --> 00:38:18,172
YOU'LL SEE THAT
SOON ENOUGH.
1064
00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:20,206
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
AND HELPING ME.
1065
00:38:20,206 --> 00:38:21,689
I LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU, TOO.
1066
00:38:21,689 --> 00:38:23,068
ALRIGHT,
LET'S DO IT.
1067
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,448
OKAY,
LET'S GET DONE.
1068
00:38:24,448 --> 00:38:27,448
♪♪
1069
00:38:38,275 --> 00:38:40,551
[ SIGHS ]
1070
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:41,586
♪♪
1071
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,931
THANKS FOR
BEING THERE FOR US.
1072
00:38:43,931 --> 00:38:45,931
OH, I LOVE YOU GIRLS.
OF COURSE.
1073
00:38:45,931 --> 00:38:47,310
SUPPORT MEANS A LOT.
1074
00:38:47,310 --> 00:38:50,137
I KNOW YOU WANT
THE BEST FOR HER, AS WELL.
1075
00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:51,172
ALWAYS.
1076
00:38:51,172 --> 00:38:52,551
AND I THINK
YOU HANDLED YOURSELF WELL
1077
00:38:52,551 --> 00:38:54,172
WITH HER
THIS WEEKEND.
1078
00:38:54,172 --> 00:38:57,758
♪♪
1079
00:38:57,758 --> 00:38:59,758
HEY, GIRLIE.
1080
00:38:59,758 --> 00:39:01,068
HEY, GUYS.
1081
00:39:01,068 --> 00:39:02,172
[ SIGHS ]
1082
00:39:02,172 --> 00:39:04,034
I'M GOING
TO THE AIRPORT.
1083
00:39:04,034 --> 00:39:05,310
OH, MAN.
1084
00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,103
THANKS FOR HAVING ME HERE.ANYTIME.
1085
00:39:07,103 --> 00:39:09,241
IT HELPED.
1086
00:39:09,241 --> 00:39:11,206
I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE A CLEAR MIND.
1087
00:39:11,206 --> 00:39:12,206
GOOD.
1088
00:39:12,206 --> 00:39:15,758
YOU DESERVE SO MUCH,
ANGELICA.
1089
00:39:16,793 --> 00:39:18,448
I SEE THAT NOW.
1090
00:39:18,448 --> 00:39:23,000
I'M VERY SCARED WITH
MOVING FORWARD WITH JASON.
1091
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,689
I WANT US TO BE HAPPY
AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF,
1092
00:39:27,689 --> 00:39:30,689
BUT I FEEL LIKE
WE'RE STOPPED RIGHT NOW
1093
00:39:30,689 --> 00:39:32,482
BECAUSE HE HAS
ALL THAT BAGGAGE.
1094
00:39:32,482 --> 00:39:35,344
THIS JUST SOLIDIFIES MY DECISION
1095
00:39:35,344 --> 00:39:37,620
THAT I NEED TO NOT WASTE
ANY MORE TIME.
1096
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:40,620
I'M GONNA HAVE TO...
1097
00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:42,448
♪♪
1098
00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:45,344
...SAY GOODBYE.
1099
00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:48,000
GOOD FOR YOU.
1100
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,517
♪♪
1101
00:39:50,517 --> 00:39:54,275
I HAD HOPED ANGELICA
WOULD CHANGE HER MIND
1102
00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:58,034
ABOUT JASON WITH
THIS VISIT THIS WEEKEND.
1103
00:39:58,034 --> 00:40:03,103
BUT I'M ALSO VERY SURPRISED
IT HAPPENED SO QUICKLY, AS WELL.
1104
00:40:03,103 --> 00:40:06,793
PROVES THAT OUR BOND
IS UNBREAKABLE,
1105
00:40:06,793 --> 00:40:11,551
AND IN JUST ONE WEEKEND,
I WAS ABLE TO TALK TO HER
1106
00:40:11,551 --> 00:40:15,620
AND HELP HER
CHANGE HER MIND ABOUT JASON.
1107
00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:19,586
I'M NOT GONNA WASTE
ANY MORE TIME...
1108
00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:22,517
ANY MORE
OF MY FEELINGS.
1109
00:40:22,517 --> 00:40:24,034
I FEEL RELIEVED.
1110
00:40:24,034 --> 00:40:27,344
IT TAKES A STRONG PERSON
TO DO THAT.
1111
00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:29,793
I'M TRYING
TO BE STRONG.
1112
00:40:29,793 --> 00:40:32,655
I'M TRYING TO BE STRONG
LIKE YOU, MOM.
1113
00:40:32,655 --> 00:40:34,068
BUT YOU ARE.
1114
00:40:34,068 --> 00:40:35,931
AND WE'LL BE HERE
FOR YOU.
1115
00:40:35,931 --> 00:40:38,448
Brett: ABSOLUTELY --
WHATEVER YOU NEED.
1116
00:40:38,448 --> 00:40:41,655
Angelica: BREAKING UP WITH JASON
IS DEVASTATING TO ME
1117
00:40:41,655 --> 00:40:43,448
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.
1118
00:40:43,448 --> 00:40:45,965
I KNOW THAT IT TOOK ME
A LONG TIME,
1119
00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:48,896
BUT NOW I SEE THAT MY MOM --
SHE'S RIGHT.
1120
00:40:48,896 --> 00:40:50,896
I'M SO PROUD
OF YOU.
1121
00:40:50,896 --> 00:40:52,310
I LOVE YOU BOTH.
THANK YOU.
1122
00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:53,931
WE LOVE YOU.LOVE YOU, TOO.
1123
00:40:53,931 --> 00:40:55,068
I GOT TO GO,
THOUGH.
1124
00:40:55,068 --> 00:40:57,103
[ LAUGHS ]
THANK YOU AGAIN.
1125
00:40:57,103 --> 00:40:58,758
OH,
WE'LL TALK SOON.
1126
00:40:58,758 --> 00:40:59,793
ALRIGHT.
1127
00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:01,379
BYE, MOM.
1128
00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:02,655
LOVE YOU.
1129
00:41:02,655 --> 00:41:07,793
I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP
IN MY SEARCH OF HAPPINESS
1130
00:41:07,793 --> 00:41:12,103
OR A PARTNER
THAT I CAN GROW OLD WITH,
1131
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:16,206
OR MAYBE IT'LL JUST BE MY MOM
AND I, LIKE IT WAS BEFORE.
1132
00:41:16,206 --> 00:41:22,758
♪ A PLACE CAN ♪
1133
00:41:22,758 --> 00:41:28,758
♪ BECOME YOU ♪
1134
00:41:28,758 --> 00:41:37,206
♪ AND SHE IS CALLING FOR ME ♪
1135
00:41:37,206 --> 00:41:39,482
NEXT TIME ON "sMothered"...
1136
00:41:39,482 --> 00:41:40,689
HE WANTS ME TO THROW
A HUGE PARTY
1137
00:41:40,689 --> 00:41:42,448
SATURDAY NIGHT --
150 PEOPLE.
1138
00:41:42,448 --> 00:41:43,896
I NEED YOUR HELP.
1139
00:41:43,896 --> 00:41:45,517
YOU WANT A BIG PARTY?
THEN WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT.
1140
00:41:45,517 --> 00:41:46,758
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY YOU'RE INVOLVED
1141
00:41:46,758 --> 00:41:47,931
IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION.
1142
00:41:47,931 --> 00:41:50,413
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'REINVOLVED.
1143
00:41:50,413 --> 00:41:52,620
I WANT YOU TO TRY
THE LAMAZE CLASS.
1144
00:41:52,620 --> 00:41:53,724
OH, MY GOSH.
1145
00:41:53,724 --> 00:41:55,793
AND LET'S JUST ROCK
BACK AND FORTH.
1146
00:41:55,793 --> 00:41:57,206
LITTLE TUSHY ROLL.
1147
00:41:57,206 --> 00:42:00,068
Cher: IT'S VERY WEIRD TO TAKE
THIS CLASS WITH MY MOM.
1148
00:42:00,068 --> 00:42:02,103
I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO
DO THIS WITH JARED.
1149
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,448
IT REALLY
HURTS MY FEELINGS
1150
00:42:04,448 --> 00:42:07,137
WHEN I FIND OUT YOU GUYS
HAVE DONE SOMETHING...
1151
00:42:07,137 --> 00:42:09,551
IT WAS ONLY
ONE CLASS.
1152
00:42:09,551 --> 00:42:10,896
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1153
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:14,827
I'M EXCITED THAT THE ROAD
HAS COME TO AN END FOR JASON.
1154
00:42:14,827 --> 00:42:16,448
I HAVE SOMETHING
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU.
1155
00:42:16,448 --> 00:42:18,655
COME WITH ME.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
1156
00:42:18,655 --> 00:42:21,103
Angelica: OH, MY.
1157
00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:24,724
IF HE DID ALL THIS
TO IMPRESS ME, IT DIDN'T WORK.
1158
00:42:24,724 --> 00:42:28,896
♪♪
1159
00:42:28,896 --> 00:42:30,827
IN FACT, I WAS DISGUSTED.
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