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OH, MY GOD. SHE JUST SAW US.

YOU GUYS ARE LIKE STALKER WEIRDOS.

MY MOM AND MY SISTER

SEEM NOT TO CARE ABOUT HOW ANYONE ELSE FEELS.

THE WHOLE PROBLEM IS YOU GUYS AND YOUR WEIRD RELATIONSHIP.

♪♪

ANY QUESTIONS, FEARS, ANXIETIES YOU GUYS HAVE?

I WANTED TO ASK IF IT'S OKAY

IF I'M IN THE DELIVERY ROOM.

UH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

I HAVE THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE IN HER LIFE,

AND I TEND TO USE THAT.

BRETT WANTS ME TO COME TO OMAHA AND VISIT.

WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?

♪♪

Y'ALL ARE GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE TOGETHER?

YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]

Mariah: I DIDN'T TELL OUR DATES

THAT MY SEXY OLDER FRIEND WAS ACTUALLY MY MOM.

WELL, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL MOM NOW,

BEFORE Y'ALL GO? NO.

♪♪

AND COMING UP...

WE GOT OUR APARTMENT!

OH, NICE!

DOES THAT MEAN THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE

MORE FREQUENT GUESTS?

PROBABLY.

I KNOW, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT --

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ALL THE THINGS

ABOUT HER BOOBS AND HER VAGINA.

I WANT US TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS.

I WANT YOU TO FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

MY DREAM IS FOR ANGELICA TO REALIZE

THAT JASON ISN'T THE MAN FOR HER.

DO YOU TRUST JASON?

♪♪

HOW OLD IS THIS DUDE AGAIN?

MARIAH TALKED ME INTO GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH HER.

WELL, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER?

IWAS WORRIED ABOUT EMBARRASSING MARIAH.

WELL, SHE'SEMBARRASSING ME.

YEAH.

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♪♪

OH, I'M EXCITED.

YEAH.

WHAT TIME IS THE FLIGHT LANDING FOR ANGELICA?

ACTUALLY, SHE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE NOW.

♪♪

Angelica: I'M HERE IN OMAHA TO BE WITH MOM

AND TO VISIT HER FIANCé, BRETT.

MY BOYFRIEND, JASON, AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING A ROUGH TIME.

THE RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN PRETTY STRESSFUL.

ARE YOU FEELING COMFORTABLE WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION

WITH HIM STILL BEING MARRIED?

REALLY, THE THING THAT'S BOTHERING ME THE MOST IS THAT

HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS ARE STILL IN HIS HOUSE.

♪♪

MY MOM THINKS THAT THE BEST THING FOR ME RIGHT NOW

IS TO LEAVE VEGAS AND CLEAR MY MIND

AND SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH HER.

I FEEL THAT I NEED TO BE WITH ANGELICA RIGHT NOW.

THE NUMBER-ONE REASON IS THAT I WANT HER

TO GET AWAY FROM JASON FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

I WANT HER ALL TO MYSELF.

I CAN'T HELP IT.

JUDGE ME NOT.

[ LAUGHS ]

♪♪

SHE'S HERE!

WELCOME TO OMAHA.

THANK YOU.

WHEN THEY COME AND SEE ME IN OMAHA,

THEY DO SPEND SOME TIME ALONE WITHOUT ME,

SO IT KIND OF IS A BALANCE BETWEEN

ME HAVING TIME WITH SUNHE AND ALSO HER HAVING AMPLE TIME

WITH HER DAUGHTER, ANGELICA, AS WELL.

SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WELL, I THOUGHT I'D TAKE YOU GIRLS SHOPPING

THIS AFTERNOON.

Sunhe: YOU'RE GONNA TAKE US SHOPPING?

ALRIGHT. TAKE YOU SHOPPING.

WELL, WITH THAT SAID, I'M JUST GONNA GO GET DRESSED.

YEAH, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

♪♪

♪ I HEAR ♪

♪ YOU'RE LEAVING TOWN ♪

♪♪

♪ GOOD THING ♪

♪ YOU'RE LEAVING TOWN ♪

♪♪

WHEW! THANK YOU.

WHEW! OH, MY GOODNESS.

Woman: HELLO. HELLO.

HI.HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?GOOD AFTERNOON.

I GOT A COUPLE GIRLS HERE THAT NEED TO GET SET UP.

WELL, ALRIGHTY.

♪♪

MOM.

HEY.

WE GOT THE SAME BOOTS.[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OF COURSE WE DID.

THAT'LL BE NEAT THAT WE PICKED THE SAME BOOTS.

IT'S LIKE A BABY BOOT FOR MINE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

ANGELICA IS MY LOVE.

SHE IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE.

WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN.

WE HAVE FUN DOING WHATEVER IT IS,

WHETHER IT'S GOING OUT TO DINNER OR MEETING UP WITH HER FRIENDS

OR GOING OUT DANCING.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN HER AND I, NO MATTER WHAT.

NO ONE CAN COME CLOSE.

HELP MAMA WITH THESE BOOTS.

[ GRUNTS ]

THERE WE GO.

THANK YOU.

PLEASE.

♪♪

THANK YOU.

WITH ANGELICA HELPING SUNHE A LOT WITH THEIR DRESSING

AND THEIR MAKEUP AND SO FORTH, I THINK IT'S A SIGN OF RESPECT

THAT ANGELICA HAS FOR HER MOTHER.

Sunhe: ACTUALLY, THESE ARE REALLY COMFORTABLE.

WOW, THEY'RE THE SAME BOOT. IMAGINE THAT.

MATCHY, MATCHY.YEAH, GO FIGURE.

YEAH, THOSE ARE SHARP.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? GET MATCHING SHIRTS.

Sunhe: THAT'D BE CUTE.

♪♪

HEY.

Brett: OH, MY.WHAT DO YOU THINK?

STUNNING.

TWINSIES.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

THE BOOTS, EVERYTHING -- THAT IS GREAT.

I ALREADY FEEL THAT OUR BOND IS STRENGTHENING.

WHEN JASON IS AROUND, HE IS SUCH A DISTRACTION,

AND I FEEL THAT HE TAKES AWAY THAT ENERGY

THAT SHOULD BE FOR ANGELICA AND I.

ALRIGHT, SO, WE GOT THE OUTFIT.

YOU GIRLS READY TO WRAP THIS UP AND GET HOME?

YES. OKAY.

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP TODAY. YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.

YOU GIRLS LOOK LIKE YOU'RE READY TO GO OUT HONKY-TONKIN'.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

♪♪

HEY. HI, HON.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING. ALRIGHT.

THIS IS WHAT YOU PICKED FOR ME?

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WHAT, YOU THINK YOUCOULD WEAR IT?

I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD WEAR IT

WITH THESE BOOBS. WHY?

MY MOM AND I HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN CLOTHES,

SO WHENEVER I GO SHOPPING,

MY MOM RUSHES OVER RIGHT AWAY TO SEE WHAT I GOT.

WE WOULD WEAR THE SAME-EXACT SIZE CLOTHES

IF SHE WOULD JUST CHANGE ONE THING.

YOU CAN'T WEAR THIS

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WEAR A BRA WITH IT.

I HAD MY BOOBS DONE TWO YEARS AGO,

AND IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID.

BUT SINCE THEN, MY MOM AND I CAN'T SHARE TOPS.

WAIT. I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE CLEAVAGE, DO I?

NO, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR BOOBS

SO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOUR BACK

BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS LOOK REALLY --

THEY'RE LIKE --

YOU GOT TO GET THEM DONE.

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I USED TO WATCH MY MOM ALL THE TIME,

WHETHER SHE WAS PICKING OUT HER CLOTHES TO GET READY,

ALL HER ACCESSORIES.

EVERYTHING THAT I'VE EVER LEARNED

ABOUT GETTING MYSELF READY AND PUTTING ON MAKEUP,

I LEARNED FROM MY MOM.

I MEAN, MY MOM LOOKS GREAT. DON'T GET ME WRONG.

BUT SHE COULD DEFINITELY LOOK BETTER.

LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU OVER AND OVER,

YOU HAVE TO GET THEM DONE.

I'M TALLER. I'M BIGGER. I'M BIG.

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK TOP-HEAVY.

TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET.

LET ME SEE THIS.

YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU LOOK GOOD FOR YOUR AGE.

YOU SHOULD BE FILLED OUT IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.

LOOK AT THIS.

YOU COULD NEVER WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

I NEVER WOULDWEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WHY? IS THIS LINGERIE?

NO. IT'S MY SHIRT. I WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.

SO, WHEN YOU PUT IT ON, SEE, LIKE --

WELL, THE PROBLEM IS THEY'D BE HERE,

AND THEN THE LACES WOULDN'T GO.

[ GASPS ] YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY POINT IS, YOU COULD NEVER FILL THIS THING OUT.

I DON'T EVEN FILL IT OUT LIKE I WANT TO.

I WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK TO THE BOOB DOCTOR.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME.

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT YOU

TO GO FOR A CONSULTATION.

WELL, I WOULD TALK TO HIM ABOUT A LIFT.

I REALLY WOULD. NO.

YOU NEED TO GET THE IMPLANT.

THINK ABOUT IT.

LIKE, IF YOU WENT AND GOT THEM DONE,

THEN ME AND YOU WOULD WEAR THE SAME SIZE.

WE COULD SHARE MORE CLOTHES.

LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T SHARE ANYTHING WITH YOU ANYMORE.

WE DO LIKE TO MATCH OR, LIKE, HAVE THE SAME PURSE.

RIGHT. SAME SHOES. MM-HMM.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT WE'D HAVE, LIKE, MATCHING BOOBS.

YES!

GETTING MATCHING BOOBS

WOULD MAKE YOU THE FULL PACKAGE.

I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN ON ME ABOUT THIS

SINCE SHE GOT HERS DONE.

SHE HAS NOT STOPPED.

SO, IF YOU HAD, LIKE, SOME BOOBS --

LOOK, THEY DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE.

I KNOW, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT --

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

DO YOU THINK MY BOOBS LOOK BAD?

YES.

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU MEN AND BOOBS?

I TOLD HER SHE COULD NEVER WEAR ANY OF THESE CLOTHES.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THAT --

COULD SHE EVER WEAR THIS? NEVER.

COULDN'T EVEN WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

I COULD WEAR THAT. WHY COULDN'T I WEAR IT?

NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T FILL IT OUT --

LIKE, SOMETHING TIGHT.

OKAY, WELL, I'M OUT OF HERE.

THE TWO OF THEM TALK ABOUT SO MUCH STUFF

THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR,

AND I JUST WALK INTO THESE CONVERSATIONS.

I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ALL THE THINGS ABOUT HER BOOBS

AND HER VAGINA,

HER BOWEL MOVEMENTS, OR WHATEVER.

THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF,

THEY COULD GO OVER BY HER

AND JUST KEEP THAT CRAP OUT OF HERE.

WELL, NONE OF THESE ARE GONNA WORK FOR ME.

NO. NONE OF THEM WILL WORK FOR YOU.

Carly: ARE YOU GUYS UP THERE?YEAH.

DID YOU SEE ME WHEN I WORE THIS?

NO. YEAH.

I BET IT WAS SCANDALOUS.

IT WAS REALLY CUTE -- A LOT OF BOOBAGE.

WHERE DID YOU WEAR THIS THING?WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ARE YOU GUYS GOING OUT? I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING THE KIDS.

ARE YOU STILL MAD?

DON'T BE MAD AT US.

I MEAN, COME ON. WE'RE JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.

I HAVE ACTUALLY FORGIVEN MY MOM AND SISTER FOR CRASHING MY DATE.

I JUST DO NOT THINK THEY LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THE SITUATION

AND THEY WILL DO IT AGAIN.

BUT I'M PROBABLY NEVER GONNA CHANGE THEM,

SO I JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.

JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

WELL, MAYBE.

I'M NEVER GONNA SAY THAT I'M NOT GONNA SPY ON A DATE.

OKAY, WELL, DON'T LOOK THROUGH MY --

BUT I WON'T LOOK IN YOUR PHONE.DON'T LOOK THROUGH MY PHONE.

NEXT IS MOM NEEDS TO GET HER BOOBS DONE.

I MEAN, REALLY.

I DON'T EVER WANT TO THINK ABOUT MY MOM'S BOOKS,

BUT EVIDENTLY, CRISTINA THINKS ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME.

THIS IS WHY I TRY AND KEEP MY DISTANCE

FROM THE BOTH OF THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE

SUCH AN OBSESSION WITH MY BOOBS.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT.

I'M GONNA GO FOR A CONSULTATION.

YOU'RE GONNA COME WITH ME.

AND I WANT YOU TO AT LEAST GET A CONSULTATION AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS.

OKAY. I WILL GET A CONSULTATION.

YOU'RE DONE TOUCHING MY BOOBS FOR TODAY.

WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

I DON'T KNOW.

♪♪

Cher: HI.

HEY, BABE. HOW'S IT GOING?

GOOD.

♪♪

Cher: I HAVE EXCITING NEWS TO TELL YOU.

WE GOT OUR APARTMENT!

OH, NICE! [ LAUGHS ]

THE PSYCHIC WAS RIGHT.

YOUR HUSBAND'S TALKING ABOUT MOVING?

WE WANT TO GET INTO A TWO-BEDROOM,

BUT IT'S SO HARD 'CAUSE WE'RE ON, LIKE, A LIST

AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT.

YOU'RE GONNA BE GETTING YOUR NEW LIVING SITUATION

SOONER THAN YOU THINK. OH.

WE'RE GONNA BE MOVING, AND I AM SO HAPPY.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW JARED THE TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT,

AND MY MOM NO LONGER HAS TO SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM.

IN THIS BUILDING?

YEAH, IN THIS BUILDING, JUST RIGHT ABOVE US.

THERE'S ONE CATCH, THOUGH.

WHAT?

WE HAVE TWO DAYS TO MOVE IN.

YOU'RE JOKING.

THAT WAS THE DEAL.

IF WE WANT THIS APARTMENT, WE HAVE TWO DAYS OR --

SO, ARE WE GONNA HIRE MOVERS?

I HAVE ONE MORE SURPRISE.

MY PARENTS ARE COMING TO TOWN THIS WEEKEND

TO HELP US.

DID YOU JUST FIND OUT TODAY?

I CALLED MY MOM,

AND I TOLD HER THAT WE GOT THE APARTMENT.

AND SHE SAID, "OH, MY GOSH.

LET ME CALL DADDY RIGHT NOW."

AND THEN SHE CALLED ME BACK AND SAID,

"DADDY'S BOOKING OUR FLIGHTS."

SO THEY GOT A FLIGHT LITERALLY WITHIN TWO HOURS?

THEY'LL BE HERE AT 11:00 AT NIGHT.

REALLY?

Jared: I'M THRILLED THAT WE GOT THE NEW APARTMENT.

IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT FOR THE BABY AND EVERYTHING.

BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE CHER TOLD HER MOM

THAT WE GOT THE APARTMENT BEFORE IEVEN FOUND OUT.

NOW DAWN'S COMING BACK TO STAY WITH US AGAIN,

AND SHE WAS LITERALLY JUST HERE.

LET'S GO SEE THE PLACE.ALRIGHT, LET'S GO.

READY, BEAR? LET'S GO.

LET'S GO.COME SEE YOUR NEW PLACE.

COME ON. GOT THE KEYS?

YEP. [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU READY?

HERE WE ARE.IT'S OUR NEW HOME, BEAR.

OH, MY GOSH. LOOK, LOOK.

THIS IS OUR NEW HOME.IT'S SO NICE.

Cher: OH. WOW, IT'S HUGE.

OH, MY GOSH.

WE ACTUALLY HAVE A VIEW NOW?

THIS IS THE SMALLER OF THE TWO BEDROOMS?

YEAH, I THINK.SO, THIS IS THE BABY'S ROOM?

YEAH, A.K.A. MY MOM'S ROOM. [ CHUCKLES ]

I DON'T KNOW.

IS THE PULL-OUT COUCH EVEN GONNA FIT IN HERE?

I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU THINK IT WILL?

I DON'T THINK IT WILL.

HYPOTHETICALLY,

IF THE PULL-OUT COUCH DOES OPEN

AND THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE CRIB AND THE COUCH,

NOW YOUR MOM OR WHOEVER WOULD HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM.

DOES THAT MEAN THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE

MORE FREQUENT GUESTS?

[ CHUCKLES ] PROBABLY.

THE SECOND BEDROOM IS GOING TO BE OUR NURSERY,

BUT IT'S ALSO GONNA BE MY MOM'S PLACE TO COME AND STAY.

IT'S A HUGE DEAL FOR ME. IT'S A HUGE DEAL FOR JARED.

BUT IT'S EVEN A BIGGERDEAL FOR MY MOM.

MY MOM'S GONNA BE OBSESSED WITH THIS BABY, YOU KNOW.

SO I'M SURE THAT MEANS SHE'S GONNA WANT TO BE HERE

FOR, LIKE, ALL THE TIME.

I LOVE WHEN SHE VISITS. I LOVE IT.

BUT I DON'T WANT THAT TO UPSET JARED.

AND IT ALSO IS HARD SOMETIMES ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.

♪♪

I WANT US TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS.

ARE YOU READY?

BABY. OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

Jennifer: MATCHING BOOBS?

IT'S TIME TO STOP AND DRAW THE LINE.

OKAY, WE'RE DOING IT.

BRING ME MY DRINK AND BRING ME MY MAN, PLEASE.

THIS GIRL JUST GETS ME INTO THINGS

THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DO.

Y'ALL ALWAYS DO THIS?

♪♪

Angelica: HOW'D YOU SLEEP?

YOU KNOW, I HAD TROUBLE SLEEPING.

♪♪

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT WARMER IN HERE

SO YOUR BODY DOESN'T HURT.

YOU'RE SO SWEET.

MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, MY MOTHER AND I SHARE THE SAME BED.

I'M THE LITTLE SPOON, AND SHE'S THE BIG SPOON

[LAUGHS] WITH HER LITTLE SELF.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO ALWAYS TALK ABOUT

WE'RE EACH OTHER'S EVERYTHING?

IT'S LIKE... MM-HMM.

...IF I COULD FIND A MAN THAT WAS LIKE YOU,

I'D MARRY IN A HEARTBEAT.

AND THEN YOU WOULD MARRY SOMEONE THAT WAS LIKE ME.

THAT'D BE, LIKE, PARADISE.

YEP.

ANGELICA AND I ARE VISITING MY FIANCé, BRETT, IN OMAHA.

AND EVEN THOUGH WE'RE VISITING,

WE STILL NEED THAT BONDING TIME TOGETHER,

JUST HER AND I ALONE.

IF I HAD A CHOICE, I WOULD ALWAYS STAY WITH YOU.

WHEN ANGELICA AND I ARE CLOSE, WE ARE AS ONE.

AND I CAN'T IMAGINE HER FEELING LIKE THAT WITH ANYONE ELSE,

ESPECIALLY JASON.

YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,

IN MY RELATIONSHIP, I TRUST SOMEONE.

WOW. I TRUST BRETT.

YOU HAVEN'T TRUSTED A MAN EVER.

NO. EVER.

I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.

WITH BRETT, IT JUST IS.

HE LOVES YOU.

I CAN SEE IT EVERY TIME HE LOOKS AT YOU.

HE'S A GREAT GUY.

HE'S A GREAT MAN.

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE, TOO --

NOTHING LESS.

DO YOU TRUST JASON THE WAY I TRUST BRETT?

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, HE HASN'T LIED TO ME,

THAT I KNOW OF, SINCE THE LAST TIME.

SO...

♪♪

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW, MOM.

♪♪

I WANT YOU TO FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE --

SOMEONE THAT CAN MIMIC OUR RELATIONSHIP,

SOMEONE YOU COULD JUST BE COMPLETELY YOURSELF,

WHO WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

LIKE YOU? YEAH.

SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY

THAT WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU, NOT LEAVE YOU.

Angelica: MY MOM HAS GIVEN ME THE BEST ADVICE

THROUGHOUT MY LIFE,

AND BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING SO HARD

TO WORK IT OUT WITH JASON, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO HEAR HER.

I WANT NO ONE TO LEAVE YOU

'CAUSE ONE DAY, I'MGONNA HAVE TO LEAVE YOU,

AND I WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

WE OFTEN TALK ABOUT LOSING EACH OTHER --

HOW DIFFICULT IT WILL BE WHEN THAT DAY COMES,

WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS WORLD.

AND IT AFFECTS US IN WAYS JUST LIKE THIS.

IT MOVES US SPIRITUALLY, MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY.

IS THAT WEIRD?

IT IS NOT.

IT IS NOT STRANGE.

IT IS NOT WEIRD.

IT JUST IS.

THERE'S NOT EVER GONNA BE ENOUGH TIME, MOM.

♪♪

MY DREAM IS FOR ANGELICA TO REALIZE

THAT JASON ISN'T THE MAN FOR HER,

AND I HOPE HAVING THIS WEEKEND TOGETHER WILL HELP HER

EVEN REALIZE EVEN MORE THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE WITH HIM.

♪♪

I'M SO EXCITED TODAY THAT YOU FINALLY AGREED

TO COME WITH ME TO THE BOOB DOCTOR.

♪♪

YOU KNOW WHAT? I NEVER LIKED BOOBS.

I DON'T LIKE BOOBS. I DON'T EVEN LIKE ANYBODY...

WHO DOESN'T LIKE BOOBS?

...TOUCHING MY BOOBS.

I'M SO EXCITED THAT MY MOM AGREED TO COME WITH ME

TO GO TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON.

YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT HER TO LOOK HER BEST.

I THINK IT'S FUNNY. THE ENTIRE TIME GROWING UP,

MY MOM HAD A CERTAIN OPINION ABOUT THE WAY I SHOULD LOOK,

AND NOW THAT IHAVE AN OPINION ABOUT THE WAY SHESHOULD LOOK,

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

I'M NOT SAYING THEY HAVE TO BE HUGE. I'M JUST SAYING --

YOU WANT THEM TO MATCH YOURS.

I SAID IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE HAD MATCHING BOOBS,

AND THEN THAT WAY, LIKE, OUR CLOTHES --

WE COULD BUY ALL THE SAME STUFF AND SHARE IT.

HANG ON A MINUTE.WHAT?

YOU WANT TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS NOW?

WELL, I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT GONNA MATCH TO THE "T,"

BUT MAYBE MATCH A LITTLE BIT.

SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME, MY DAUGHTER.

BUT I MEAN, STOP IT.

NOW YOU'RE JUST TAKING IT TOO FAR.

WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT KATHY AND CRISTINA

WERE GOING TO GET A BOOB CONSULTATION, I THOUGHT, "OKAY."

BUT THEN, MATCHING BOOBS WITH YOUR MOM?

IT'S NOT EVEN ACCEPTABLE.

CRISTINA HAS LOST HER MIND.

THIS IS WHERE I HAD MY TUMMY TUCK.

SHE'LL GET THAT DONE.

I WAS TAKING AWAY.

I DON'T MIND TAKING AWAY.

I'M NOT PUTTING STUFF IN.

♪♪

COME ON IN.

HI. YOU CAN PUT THE GOWNS ON.

SURE.

AND YOUR DOCTOR WILL BE IN SHORTLY.

OKAY, GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Kathy: THANK YOU.

Cristina: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

WE'VE EVER SEEN A DOCTOR TOGETHER LIKE THIS.

FOR A SURGERY, YEAH, BUT WE --

RIGHT.WE'VE SEEN DOCTORS TOGETHER.

WE GO TO THE SAME GYNECOLOGIST.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS,

I GOT TO TELL YA. ARE YOU?

YES. I'M SO EXCITED.

I CAN'T WAIT.

WE'LL LEAVE HERE WITH MATCHING BOOBS.

PLEASE DON'T.

IT'S ONE THING FOR YOU TO PLAN PARTIES TOGETHER,

USE THE SAME HANDBAG, HAVE THE SAME SHOES.

BUT MATCHING BOOBS?

IT'S TIME TO STOP AND DRAW THE LINE.

[ DOOR OPENS ] HI.

HI.HOW ARE YOU?

I'M DR. SALVINO.HI. CRISTINA.

NICE TO MEET YOU.HI, CRISTINA.

HI. I'M KATHY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

SO... WHAT'S HAPPENING?

OKAY, SO, HERE'S THE DEAL.

I HAD BREAST IMPLANTS DONE TWO YEARS AGO.

UH-HUH.I BROUGHT ALONG MY MOM

BECAUSE I WANT US TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS.

♪♪

DOES THAT SOUND WEIRD?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER COME IN

AND WANT THE SAME LOOK?I'VE HAD MOTHER AND DAUGHTER,

BUT THE SAME OR EXACTLY -- NOT -- MAYBE NOT.

IT'S UNUSUAL TO HAVE A MOTHER-AND-DAUGHTER COMBO

COMING IN TO HAVE MATCHING BREASTS.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

WOULD YOU WANT TO USE US AS AN ADVERTISEMENT --

MOM AND DAUGHTERS?

THEN WE COULD TAKE MOM-AND-DAUGHTER

BOOB SHOTS TOGETHER.

CAN I TAKE A LOOK AT YOU?YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

I'M GONNA HAVE YOU STAND.

OKAY.

LET'S SEE.

I ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT DO THIS WITH MY DAUGHTER.

SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS,

AND YES, IT WOULD SURPRISE ME

IF ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD WOULD DO SUCH A THING.

ARE YOU READY?SHOULD WE?

HANG ON TO YOUR CHAIR 'CAUSE THEY MIGHT KNOCK YOU OFF.

BABY.

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY, SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

OKAY. OKAY, WE'RE DOING IT!

Kathy: I CALL THEM THE TWINS.

I HAVE ANOTHER NAME.I'M KIDDING.

I DON'T 'CAUSE ACTUALLY, THEY DON'T MATCH.

THEY'RE MORE LIKE, YOU KNOW, SOCKS.

SO, THE VOLUME YOU HAVE...

Kathy: YES.YOU CUT OUT THE EXTRA SKIN...

YEAH....AND THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE.

SEE?

AND THAT WOULD BE --HOW BAD IS THAT?

NOT BAD, RIGHT?

Cristina: BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA MATCH ME.

WELL, THEY WON'T BE QUITE THE SAME SIZE,

UNLESS YOU HAD AN IMPLANT.

SO, YOU COULD JUST LIFT THIS AND NOT IMPLANT IT?

YEAH, FOR SURE.OH.

IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU, TOO. SO NICE TO MEET YOU. THANK YOU.

OKAY, GUYS, HAVE A GOOD DAY.

YOU, TOO.I APOLOGIZE FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ALRIGHT, TAKE CARE.SHUT UP, JENNIFER.

I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'M UP FOR THIS [BLEEP]

BUT HE HAD TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

LIKE, I MEAN, HE EXPLAINED.HE DID. HE EXPLAINED IT.

I FEEL BETTER TO KNOW

THAT I DON'T HAVE TO GET AN IMPLANT,

THAT THEY COULD JUST DO A LIFT.

I JUST DON'T THINK I'M UP FOR IT RIGHT NOW.

I REALLY DON'T.

IT'S FUN TO TOUCH A FAKE ONE, THOUGH.

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S NOT FUN TO TOUCH THESE.

LET ME CHECK THE FLOOR.

[ LAUGHS ]

MAYBE WE'LL WAIT TILL YOU GET A LITTLE OLDER

AND YOU NEED A FACELIFT.

WHATEVER. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET DRESSED.

I GOT TO GO GET THE KIDS.

ALRIGHT.

LET'S PUSH THIS BACK.

WELL, AFTER THIS, I'LL REALLYLOOK LIKE YOU.

GOOD. RELAX.

[ LAUGHS ]

THIS IS NERVES LAUGH.

IWAS WORRIED ABOUT EMBARRASSING MARIAH.

WELL, SHE'SEMBARRASSING ME.

ARE YOU MAD?

♪♪

WE'RE LEAVING TODAY, MASON AND I, TO GO SEE

CHER AND JARED TO HELP THEM MOVE INTO THEIR NEW APARTMENT.

IT'S ALSO MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND,

SO I GUESS I'LL BE SPENDING IT MOVING CHER AND JARED.

♪♪

Cher: HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HI! WELCOME.

WE FINALLY ARRIVED IN NEW YORK, AND MY BIRTHDAY'S ALMOST OVER.

BUT I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO SPEND IT BUT WITH CHER.

YOU GOT ALL YOUR SUITCASES.

I DO.

TODAY'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY, AND I'M SO THANKFUL

THAT SHE SPENT HER WHOLE DAY TO COME HERE TO HELP ME MOVE,

BUT I DON'T WANT THIS WHOLE DAY TO BE ALL ABOUT ME.

SO WHILE MY DAD AND JARED ARE PACKING,

MY MOM AND I ARE GOING TO SNEAK AWAY TO MY OFFICE.

I'M A COSMETIC REGISTERED NURSE, AND I WORK AT A MED SPA.

AND I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR HER.

YOU'RE DEFINITELY V.I.P.

BECAUSE I NEVER COME TO WORK AFTER HOURS,

BUT YOU'RE SPECIAL, SO...

OH, WOW.I THINK THE LIGHTS ARE OFF.

WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I WOULD TRUST.

[ CHUCKLES ]

ALRIGHT. WELCOME TO MY MED SPA.

OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

[ CHUCKLES ] COME ON IN.

ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I DO IS GIVE BOTOX TREATMENTS.

I KNOW HOW MUCH MY MOM LIKES STAYING YOUTHFUL,

AND SHE LIKES THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE US FOR SISTERS.

ALRIGHT, YOU READY?

OH, WOW.

YOU LOOK SO GREAT,

SO PROFESSIONAL IN THAT WHITE JACKET.

THANK YOU.

WE'LL GET STARTED.

I'M EXCITED! SO AM I.

THE ONLY ONE I TRUST IS YOU.

AWW!

NOW THAT SHE'S GONNA BE A MIMI,

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOKLIKE A MIMI, SO...

RIGHT.

...WE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF SOME OF THOSE LINES ON HER.

[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S RIGHT.

LET'S PUSH THIS BACK.

WELL, AFTER THIS, I'LL REALLYLOOK LIKE YOU.

YEAH. YOU ALREADY DO.

I KNOW.

YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING AT ALL.

I'VE NEVER DONE BOTOX BEFORE,

BUT CHER IS SUCH A GOOD NURSE.

AND SO I SAID, "GO FOR IT."

YOU KNOW, AS SOMEONE WHO'S ALMOST 60,

YOU LOOK AMAZING,

AND TO HAVE NEVER TRIED BOTOX, EVER, IN THEIR LIFE,

LIKE, THAT'S CRAZY.

YOU HONESTLY DON'T NEED ANYTHING, LIKE, AT ALL.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING,

BUT I THINK IT'S NOT CORRECTING YET.

OH.I THINK IT'S MORE PREVENTING.

Dawn: I WANT TO BE A YOUTHFUL MIMI

SO MY GRANDCHILD WILL LOVE TO PLAY WITH ME

AND DO THINGS WITH ME.

♪♪

ONE THING NICE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO --

YOU MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW?

WELL, I FEEL HONORED THAT YOU TRUST ME.

OH, OF COURSE.

I TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE.

OOH.

HOPE THAT'S NOT PUTTING TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU...

NOW.I KNOW. THE PRESSURE'S ON.

♪♪

TO WATCH YOU IN ACTION IS REALLY --

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

I ENJOY IT. IT'S A LOT OF FUN.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

AWW, THANK YOU, MOMMY.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TO DO -- HOW TO --

YEAH. YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DO.

ALRIGHT, JUST GONNA PUT THIS IN.

GOOD. RELAX.

GOOD. RELAX.

GOOD.

♪♪

THAT'S IT.

OH, WOW.

THAT'S IT?YEAH, JUST GONNA CLEAN YOU OFF.

OH, WOW.

I'M GLAD I GOT THIS TIME WITH MY MOM BEFORE TOMORROW'S MOVE.

LET'S TAKE A PICTURE.

OKAY. OKAY.

I KNOW JARED'S APPREHENSIVE THAT MY MOM'S GOING TO TAKE OVER,

AND I KNOW THAT MY MOM'S GONNA WANT

TO SET UP THE ROOM THE WAY SHEWANTS IT.

BUT IF MY MOM BUTTS IN TOO MUCH TOMORROW,

THEN I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE TENSION.

♪♪

[ GASPS ] OH, GOD.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

♪♪

OMG, GIRL.

MY MAKEUP -- IS IT OKAY?YES, IT IS.

YOU LOOK CUTE. LET ME SEE.

Sandra: I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED,

BUT MARIAH TALKED ME INTO

GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH HER.

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS GUY

OTHER THAN HE'S, I GUESS, 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.

HOW OLD IS THIS DUDE, AGAIN?

IN HIS LATE 20s.

MY MOM IS SUPER NERVOUS.

SHE'S NEVER GONE ON A DATE WITH A GUY THAT'S CLOSE TO MY AGE.

I WANTED TO MAKE HER COMFORTABLE,

SO I TOLD HER A LITTLEWHITE LIE.

SHE THINKS THE DATE KNOWS THAT SHE'S MY MOM.

HOPEFULLY, IT DOESN'T COME UP

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT MY MOM TO FREAK OUT.

[ LAUGHS ]

THIS IS NERVES LAUGH -- NERVE LAUGH.

THIS GIRL JUST GETS ME INTO THINGS

THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DO.

RIGHT HERE?

YEAH, THIS IS COOL. YEAH.

ARE THEY ALMOST HERE?

I THINK SO.

OKAY, I'M GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. BRING ME MY DRINK, BARTENDER. COME ON.

BRING ME MY DRINK AND BRING ME MY MAN, PLEASE.

WAS SHE AGREEING WITH WHAT YOU SAID, THOUGH?

YES, THAT'S THEM. WAIT.

WHICH ONE'S MINE?THAT'S THEM.

WHICH ONE'S MINE? WHICH ONE'S MINE?

THE ONE WITH THE GREEN SHIRT.

OH, GOD, THIS IS REALLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

♪♪

HI. DO THE INTRODUCTION.

Man: 'SUP?

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. HOW YOU DOING?I'M SANDRA.

I'M STEPH. SANDRA.

OH, STEPH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

NICE TO MEET YOU.YEAH.

THE FIRST IMPRESSION OF MY DATE WAS, "HE'S CUTE.

HE'S IN HIS 20s."

I APPRECIATE YOU.YOU KNOW I GOT YOU, MY GUY.

YOU KNOW, IT AIN'T NO --MY G.

SOMETIMES YOU GO ON A BLIND DATE AND IT'S JUST LIKE...

WHEW!

I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE, EITHER.

FOR REAL?IT'S A ROLL OF THE DICE.

I PROMISE YOU.

IT'S A ROLL OF THE DICE, FOR SURE.

FLIP OF THE COIN. NEVER KNOW.

BUT Y'ALL LOOK GOOD, THOUGH.

MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF SANDRA -- OF COURSE, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

I COULD TELL SHE WAS A LITTLE OLDER...

SEASONED. ...THAN I AM.

YOU KNOW, SEASONED, YEAH.A LITTLE SEASONING SALT.

BUT SHE'S DEFINITELY SEASONED WELL.

PUT IT THAT WAY, OKAY?VERY WELL. [ CHUCKLES ]

SO, HAVE YOU MEASURED THEM, THOUGH?

HAVE YOU MEASURED THEM UP?

OH.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

AND YOU SEE THE LOOK, RIGHT?

I WAS LIKE, "HOLD UP. WHATCHU TALKING ABOUT?"

WHAT, YOU AIN'T NEVER BEEN ASKED THAT?

YOU AIN'T NEVER BEEN ASKED THAT?

I'VE NEVER MEASURED MY ARM BEFORE.

REALLY? NAH.

YOU SHOULD.

OH, MY GOD, MY DATE IS SO CUTE AND SO YOUNG.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

I DON'T WANT TO SOUND STUPID.

THE LAST THING I'D WANT TO DO

IS MAKE MARIAH LOOK BAD.

I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT ALL THIS

'CAUSE THIS ONE --

SHE JUST BE PUTTING ME UP TO STUFF.

SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER?

WHAT?

♪♪

UM...

HOW LONG Y'ALL BEEN FRIENDS?

♪♪

WHERE'D Y'ALL MEET?

♪♪

Sandra: YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

UH...

YEAH, HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?

UM...

♪♪

SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER?

WHAT?

♪♪

UM...

HOW LONG Y'ALL BEEN FRIENDS?

♪♪

WHERE'D Y'ALL MEET?

♪♪

Sandra: YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

UH...

YEAH, HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?

UM...

IT'S MY MOM.

[ COUGHS ]

♪♪

MAN, UH...

THAT'S STRANGE.

THAT'S WEIRD.

IT BLEW MY MIND. I AIN'T GONNA LIE.

YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?

Y'ALL FOR REAL? Y'ALL SERIOUS?YEAH.

NOW, THAT'S YOUR MOTHER?YEAH, YEAH.

[ Laughing ] YO, THAT'S CRAZY TO ME.

♪♪

ALL THIS TIME, IWAS WORRIED ABOUT EMBARRASSING MARIAH.

WELL, SHE'SEMBARRASSING ME.

THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THESE GUYS JUST WALKED OUT.

YOU SAID THAT YOU TOLD THEM.

HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?

I DIDN'T THINK IT MATTERED. WHO CARES?

♪♪

ARE YOU MAD?

JUST WEIRDED OUT, HONESTLY, NOT --

I'M NOT REALLY MAD. I'M NOT --

I MEAN, I CAN'T BE MAD, BUT I JUST --

Terrance: JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD.JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD.

SO, I GOT TO TAKE IT ALL IN, YOU FEELING ME?

IT'S JUST KIND OF WEIRD.

MARIAH DIDN'T TELL US ANYTHING.

SHE JUST SAID SHE WAS BRINGING A FRIEND.

I MEAN, YEAH, SHE LOOKS GOOD, OF COURSE.

BUT A DATE WITH A MOM AND DAUGHTER --

I MEAN, I JUST THINK IT'S WEIRD, PERIOD, HONESTLY.

IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD.

IT WAS WEIRD FOR BOTH OF US. I DON'T KNOW.

[ LAUGHS ] YEAH.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME, THOUGH,

THAT YOU TOLD THEM?

IT'S 'CAUSE I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA COME.

YOU JUST SET EVERYBODYUP.

Stephan: IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR, THOUGH,

'CAUSE IT'S LIKE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE THAT

THAT WOULD BE HER MOM.

NAH. YOU KNOW?

AWW.

I'M GONNA TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. I DON'T KNOW.

OH, IT DEFINITELY IS.

CHEERS, THOUGH.

CHEERS TO MARIAH AND HER SNEAKY ASS.

YEP. [ LAUGHTER ]

YEP.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.

Y'ALL ALWAYS DO THIS?

LIKE, Y'ALL GO ON DATES TOGETHER?

NO. WE'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DOUBLE DATE.

FIRST TIME.

I'M STILL KIND OF, LIKE, FLABBERGASTED.

YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT ALL IN.

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT ALL IN.

THAT'S YOUR MOTHER RIGHT THERE.

COME ON. YOU GUYS KNEW I WAS OLDER AND STUFF.

I COULD BE HER MAMA.

NAH, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER MAMA.

LOOK AT YOU.

LOOK AT YOU, SIS.

LOOK AT YOU!LOOK AT YOU!

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHOA. [ LAUGHS ]

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK RIGHT NOW?

CAN I GET FOOD? I'M HUNGRY, MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]OOH. WOW.

SHE MIGHT HAVE A POINT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I MEAN, I'M DEFINITELY NOT MAD.

YA HEARD.LET'S PUT IT THAT WAY.

YA HEARD!SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR HER AGE.

TELL ME WHAT A TENDERONI DOES.

A TENDERONI TAKES CARE OF ALL THE TENDER THINGS IN LIFE.

HE TAKE CARE OF YOU IN CERTAIN WAYS.

YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM IN CERTAIN WAYS.

MM.

OKAY, AND THEN WHAT ELSE?

YOUR DAUGHTER RIGHT HERE. I'M NOT FINNA TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.

MM.

YOU FEEL ME? GOOD JOB.

I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT HOW WELL THIS DATE IS GOING.

IN FACT, I THINK MY MOM'S DATE IS KIND OF INTO HER.

Terrance: NICE AND SLOW WITH IT. YES.

COME ON. YOU DON'T LAUGH NOW.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS PUTTING ME ON THE --

SHOULD I GRAB THE --

NAH, HE GOT YOU. NO.

YEAH. YEAH.

JUST LIKE THAT. MMM!

GO AHEAD. TAKE THAT AND EAT IT.

TAKE IT AND EAT IT? PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, GIRL.

[ LAUGHS ]Mariah: EXCUSE ME?

DON'T LOOK OVER HERE LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SET THIS UP. NOW I'M TALKING TO YOUR MAMA.

ALRIGHT.YEAH, YOU SAID IT. OH, YEAH.

GOT HIM.

WOW.

Sandra: HE SPOKE UP LIKE A REAL MAN.

HE SAID, "YOU JUST -- I'M TALKING TO YOUR --"

[ LAUGHS ]

YA HEARD?

YA HEARD?

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY, GUYS. IT WAS FUN.

THANKS FOR SETTING US UP, ACTUALLY.

YEAH, THANKS FOR SETTING US UP.

THIS ONE.IT WAS A NICE SETUP.

[ LAUGHS ]

Mariah: HOPE YOU GUYS HAD A GOOD TIME.

GREAT.

SO GOOD MEETING YOU, HON.

GOOD MEETING YOU, TOO, LOVE.MWAH.

MM-HMM. MM.

YOU GOT A COOL-ASS MOM.

THANK YOU.AWW, THANK YOU.

MY DATE DIDN'T ASK ME FOR MY NUMBER.

DOES THAT MEAN THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE ME?

NO, MOM.

OKAY, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN TO YOU.

SOMETIMES, GUYS WON'T ASK YOU FOR THEIR NUMBER.

THEY'LL JUST LOOK YOU UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA

AND SEND YOU A MESSAGE.

THAT'S HOW WE GOT THIS DATE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

NOBODY REALLY CALLS ANYMORE.

THAT'S WEIRD.

Both: BYE.

ANYTHING YOU NEED, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

NOW THERE'S A ROOM JUST FOR ME AND THE BABY,

SO I CAN COME ANY TIME I FEEL LIKE IT.

DON'T BE SURPRISED

IF DAWN IS, LIKE, HERE EVERY WEEKEND.

♪♪

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A CLEAR MIND.

♪♪

I LOVE HIM.

♪♪

♪♪

Mason: WHERE ARE YOU HOLDING IT FROM?

FROM THE VERY BOTTOM.

Dawn: I REALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.

ME, EITHER. THAT'S WHY I WAITED FOR YOU.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

THAT'S NOT VERY HELPFUL.NOT VERY HELPFUL.

♪♪

Dawn: CHER, LOOK AT THE NECKLACE I GOT YOU.

"MOTHER, DAUGHTER -- FRIENDS FOREVER,

NO MATTER WHERE, NO MATTER WHAT."

I KNOW. THANK YOU.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT.

NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WEAR IT.

JARED AND I GOT THE TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT,

AND TODAY'S MOVING DAY.

SO THERE IS A LOT THAT WE NEED TO DO.

♪♪

I KNOW THAT JARED AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS ALL OURSELVES,

SO I AM SO THANKFUL THAT MY MOM AND DAD JUST HOPPED ON A PLANE

AND CAME HERE IMMEDIATELY TO HELP US MOVE.

OH, I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS,

AND I FORGOT TO GIVE IT TO YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S A PUZZLE PIECE.OH, IT'S TWO PUZZLES.

AND YOU'RE THE OTHER PIECE TO MY PUZZLE.

MY MOM AND I GET A LITTLE DISTRACTED EASILY, BUT --

YEAH, WE DO GET DISTRACTED.

SO WE'RE NOT THE BEST AT MOVING.

AND I FEEL, LIKE, THIS WEIRD...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LIKE...

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A KICK OR, LIKE, WHAT I'M FEEL--

LIKE, SOMETIMES, YOU JUST FEEL THESE WEIRD THINGS.

OH!

OH, BUT YOU GOT A REAL BELLY NOW.

I KNOW.OH, IT'S SO ADORABLE.

MAYBE I CAN FEEL THE -- SHH.

LET'S BE QUIET AND SEE WHAT WE CAN FEEL.

YOU'RE SO WEIRD. YOU'RE SO WEIRD.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FEEL SOMETHING MOVE.

I'D LOVE TO FEEL IT.OKAY, SHH, SHH.

SHH. THEN STOP TALKING.

SHH. SHH.

SHH.

I DON'T GET ANYTHING.

SHH.

OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. YOU'RE 18 WEEKS.

YEAH. LOOK WHAT I GOT.

SO, AT 18 WEEKS...OH, MY GOSH.

DID YOU BRING THOSE FROM FLORIDA?

YES.

18 WEEKS, YOU'RE THE SIZE OF A...

SWEET POTATO!THAT'S RIGHT.

IS THAT UNBELIEVABLE?

IT'S SO BIG.

SO, YOU AND CHER ARE SIX MONTHS AWAY?

JUST ABOUT.

ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE A GRANDDAD?

NEVER BEEN A GRANDFATHER BEFORE.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A FATHER BEFORE.

NEVER.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

BECAUSE DAWN IS SO CLOSE TO CHER,

THERE'S LESS TIME FOR CHER TO BE CLOSE WITH ME.

I HAVE FELT LEFT OUT BECAUSE OF THEIR CLOSENESS.

AFTER ALL, WHEN DAWN IS TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH CHER

OR FLYING TO NEW YORK TO BE WITH CHER,

I'M NOT PRIVY TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS.

I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THAT.

Mason: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. WHEN CHER DELIVERS,

DAWN'S PROBABLY GONNA TAKE IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?DON'T BE SURPRISED

IF SHE'S, LIKE, HERE EVERY WEEKEND.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HER GO THAT MUCH, RIGHT?

WHY NOT?

AREN'T YOU GONNA MISS HER?

I'LL HAVE HER DURING THE WEEK,

AND THE BABY WILL HAVE HER ON THE WEEKENDS.

[ LAUGHS ]

EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY STOKED TO HAVE THIS NEW APARTMENT,

I'M WORRIED THAT THE BABY'S ROOM

IS JUST GONNA BECOME DAWN'S ROOM AND SHE'S NEVER GONNA LEAVE.

SO, LIKE, RIGHT HERE, THE CRIB.

RIGHT.AND THEN PROBABLY, LIKE,

ON THIS SIDE, WE'LL DO, LIKE, THE COUCH...

WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE YOU COULD PICK UP THE BABY,

AND I COULD NURSE AND SIT ON THE COUCH.

RIGHT.

AND THEN WHEN YOU COME OVER,

WE CAN HAVE IT ALL TURN INTO A PULL-OUT COUCH, AS WELL.

I HOPE TO COME AND STAY QUITE A BIT WHEN THE BABY'S BORN

BECAUSE THE BABY GROWS VERY FAST,

AND I REALLY WANT TO BE A PART OF THE BABY'S LIFE

AND HAVE THE BABY KNOW THAT I'M THE MIMI.

I KNOW YOU HAVE SO MUCH STRESS,

SO MUCH GOING ON WITH MOVING EVERYTHING,

NOW WITH THE PARTY COMING UP.

ANYTHING YOU NEED, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

I WAS WORRIED THAT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE

TO COME TO CHER'S APARTMENT ALL THE TIME

IF THEY WERE GOING TO STAY IN THAT ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT.

BUT NOW THERE'S A ROOM JUST FOR ME AND THE BABY,

SO I CAN COME ANYTIME I FEEL LIKE IT.

THAT'S WHAT MOMS ARE ABOUT.

YOU'LL SEE THAT SOON ENOUGH.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND HELPING ME.

I LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU, TOO.

ALRIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

OKAY, LET'S GET DONE.

♪♪

[ SIGHS ]

♪♪

THANKS FOR BEING THERE FOR US.

OH, I LOVE YOU GIRLS. OF COURSE.

SUPPORT MEANS A LOT.

I KNOW YOU WANT THE BEST FOR HER, AS WELL.

ALWAYS.

AND I THINK YOU HANDLED YOURSELF WELL

WITH HER THIS WEEKEND.

♪♪

HEY, GIRLIE.

HEY, GUYS.

[ SIGHS ]

I'M GOING TO THE AIRPORT.

OH, MAN.

THANKS FOR HAVING ME HERE.ANYTIME.

IT HELPED.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A CLEAR MIND.

GOOD.

YOU DESERVE SO MUCH, ANGELICA.

I SEE THAT NOW.

I'M VERY SCARED WITH MOVING FORWARD WITH JASON.

I WANT US TO BE HAPPY AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF,

BUT I FEEL LIKE WE'RE STOPPED RIGHT NOW

BECAUSE HE HAS ALL THAT BAGGAGE.

THIS JUST SOLIDIFIES MY DECISION

THAT I NEED TO NOT WASTE ANY MORE TIME.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO...

♪♪

...SAY GOODBYE.

GOOD FOR YOU.

♪♪

I HAD HOPED ANGELICA WOULD CHANGE HER MIND

ABOUT JASON WITH THIS VISIT THIS WEEKEND.

BUT I'M ALSO VERY SURPRISED IT HAPPENED SO QUICKLY, AS WELL.

PROVES THAT OUR BOND IS UNBREAKABLE,

AND IN JUST ONE WEEKEND, I WAS ABLE TO TALK TO HER

AND HELP HER CHANGE HER MIND ABOUT JASON.

I'M NOT GONNA WASTE ANY MORE TIME...

ANY MORE OF MY FEELINGS.

I FEEL RELIEVED.

IT TAKES A STRONG PERSON TO DO THAT.

I'M TRYING TO BE STRONG.

I'M TRYING TO BE STRONG LIKE YOU, MOM.

BUT YOU ARE.

AND WE'LL BE HERE FOR YOU.

Brett: ABSOLUTELY -- WHATEVER YOU NEED.

Angelica: BREAKING UP WITH JASON IS DEVASTATING TO ME

BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.

I KNOW THAT IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME,

BUT NOW I SEE THAT MY MOM -- SHE'S RIGHT.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

I LOVE YOU BOTH. THANK YOU.

WE LOVE YOU.LOVE YOU, TOO.

I GOT TO GO, THOUGH.

[ LAUGHS ] THANK YOU AGAIN.

OH, WE'LL TALK SOON.

ALRIGHT.

BYE, MOM.

LOVE YOU.

I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP IN MY SEARCH OF HAPPINESS

OR A PARTNER THAT I CAN GROW OLD WITH,

OR MAYBE IT'LL JUST BE MY MOM AND I, LIKE IT WAS BEFORE.

♪ A PLACE CAN ♪

♪ BECOME YOU ♪

♪ AND SHE IS CALLING FOR ME ♪

NEXT TIME ON "sMothered"...

HE WANTS ME TO THROW A HUGE PARTY

SATURDAY NIGHT -- 150 PEOPLE.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

YOU WANT A BIG PARTY? THEN WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE INVOLVED

IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'REINVOLVED.

I WANT YOU TO TRY THE LAMAZE CLASS.

OH, MY GOSH.

AND LET'S JUST ROCK BACK AND FORTH.

LITTLE TUSHY ROLL.

Cher: IT'S VERY WEIRD TO TAKE THIS CLASS WITH MY MOM.

I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THIS WITH JARED.

IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS

WHEN I FIND OUT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE SOMETHING...

IT WAS ONLY ONE CLASS.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I'M EXCITED THAT THE ROAD HAS COME TO AN END FOR JASON.

I HAVE SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU.

COME WITH ME. WATCH YOUR STEP.

Angelica: OH, MY.

IF HE DID ALL THIS TO IMPRESS ME, IT DIDN'T WORK.

♪♪

IN FACT, I WAS DISGUSTED.

♪♪