Original subtitles

Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON "sMOTHERED"...

NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE PART OF THIS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M DYING TO BE HANGING OUT WITH MY MOTHER ALL DAY.

SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. YEP.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO.

I THINK WE SHOULD USE THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY

AS MORE OF A THING FOR CARLY.

I DON'T WANT TO BE SET UP, ESPECIALLY BY YOU TWO.

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY NOW!

Both: WE'RE PREGNANT!

[ CHEERING ]

IT'S SUCH A SPECIAL TIME IN OUR LIVES.

I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ CHEERING ]

Sandra: VEGAS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER.

THIS IS, LIKE, UNREAL.

IT'S SUPER FULL, AND I CANNOT EVEN TALK.

Angelica: IT'S BEEN KIND OF TENSE

SINCE JASON ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

HE BOOKED US A FIVE-DAY BAHAMAS CRUISE.

I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT.

Announcer: AND COMING UP...

Cristina: ARE YOU EXCITED TO MEET CARLY?

OH, YEAH.

Kathy: SINCE CARLY ISN'T COMING DOWN,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK FOR HER.

Cristina: IF YOU MET THE RIGHT GIRL, WOULD YOU WANT TO SETTLE DOWN?

-YEAH, WHY NOT? -DOES CARLY KNOW ABOUT THIS PLAN?

YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW THOSE TWO WACK JOBS ARE.

THIS PARTY'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME.

I CAN'T WAIT TO COME. I'M GONNA BOOK IT TODAY.

I'M TELLING DADDY, "I'M OFF. BYE."

I DON'T THINK HER STAYING WITH US FOR NINE MONTHS

IS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.

WE'RE GONNA BE EXTREMELY BUSY.

Sunhe: I LOVE MY DAUGHTER WAY TOO MUCH

TO JUST STAND BY AND WATCH THIS HAPPEN.

HELLO.

Man: WE'RE GONNA CROWN THE QUEEN.

I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING ME UP THERE.

OKAY, SO, IT HAPPENED. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

NOTHING. I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

OKAY, GOOD. BYE.

BYE!

I DO FEEL LIKE MY MOM RUINED MY 21st BIRTHDAY.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

♪♪

TONIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY DINNER

WITH MY MOM, MY BOYFRIEND, JASON,

AND HER FIANCé, BRETT. AND NOW, IT'S A DISASTER.

JASON SURPRISED ME WITH A CRUISE FOR JUST US TWO,

AND MY MOM IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

YOU JUST GOT HER THIS AMAZING VALENTINE'S PRESENT.

HOW ARE YOU WANTING TO DO ALL THESE THINGS

WITHOUT TAKING CARE OF YOUR OTHER STUFF FIRST?

THIS IS TO SHOW MY LOVE.

JASON HAS RUINED OUR VALENTINE'S DINNER

BECAUSE HE KEEPS EXCLUDING ME.

AM I INCLUDED IN THIS DECISION TO MOVE IN TOGETHER, OR...?

JUST ANGELICA TO COME MOVE IN.

FIRST, HE'S ASKING HER TO MOVE IN WITH HIM,

AND NOW, HE PRESENTS HER WITH THIS CRUISE WITHOUT ME.

IF HE WANTS TO START A WAR, HE'S GOT THE WRONG WOMAN.

THIS CRUISE, HER AND I ARE TOGETHER --

WELL, SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER BY GETTING RID OF THE SITUATION.

THIS CONVERSATION IS GETTING A LITTLE OLD.

EVERY TIME I SEE HER, I'M LECTURED.

I LOVE SUNHE, AND I RESPECT HER, BUT TRYING TO GET A DIVORCE

AND ALSO GET RID OF ALL MY EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS

THIS QUICK IS A LITTLE UNREASONABLE.

THESE THINGS TAKE TIME.

IF I COULD SNAP MY FINGERS, AND IT'S DONE,

I WOULD LOVE THAT. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

Sunhe: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU -- NOT ONE BIT.

♪♪

YOU'RE BEING TOO EASY ON HIM.

MAYBE GIVE HIM A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME, AND THEN, REVISIT THIS.

I THINK HE GETS THE POINT.

DON'T MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUY HERE,

BECAUSE I'M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE, AT ALL.

I'M JUST THIRD PARTY LOOKING INTO SOMETHING.

I'M HOPING THAT EVERYTHING THAT HE NEEDS TO DO

TO MAKE THESE PROBLEMS GO AWAY,

HE JUST GETS IT DONE. AND WHATEVER SUPPORT HE NEEDS,

IF HE NEEDS ME TO BE THERE WITH HIM,

I'LL DO WHAT HE WANTS. AND I WANT TO BE THERE FOR HIM.

IF ALL OF HIS BAGGAGE WAS TAKEN CARE OF,

I WOULD MOVE IN SO QUICK.

WELL, ALONG THOSE LINES, YOU TWO MOVING IN TOGETHER

MIGHT BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY,

A GOOD TIME FOR HER TO COME TO OMAHA

TO START OUR THING...

AS WELL.

♪♪

I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SHE SHOULD GO.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

YOUR JOINTS HURT WHEN YOU'RE OVER THERE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S COLD FOR YOU.

SHE LIKES HER JOB.

I'M HERE.

I REALLY LIKE HER HERE.

I ENJOY HER BEING RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME.

AND IF SHE'S IN OMAHA, WE'RE GONNA SEE

EACH OTHER EVERY FEW MONTHS. AND I DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT.

Jason: AT THE SAME TOKEN, THOUGH,

YOU DO WANT TO BE WITH YOUR MAN, TOO, RIGHT?

-I DO. -BECAUSE IF I HAD

THE LONG-DISTANCE THING, I WOULDN'T LIKE IT.

SHH!

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THEM.

IF SUNHE DOES MOVE TO OMAHA WITH HER FIANCé,

I FEEL ANGELICA AND I CAN BLOOM.

IF SUNHE STAYS, I'M NOT SURE WE'LL EVER ESCAPE HER SHADOW.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, JASON.

♪♪

-WHERE ARE WE HEADED TO? -UM..

WE'RE GONNA GO TO THIS, LIKE,

CHIPPENDALES-TYPE BLACK MAGIC SHOW.

IT WAS MY MOM'S IDEA.

Woman: SHE'S GONNA COME TO THE CLUB WITH US?

SHE'S COMING?

♪♪

WE ARE IN VEGAS FOR MY 21st BIRTHDAY,

AND I'M CELEBRATING WITH MY FRIENDS

AND, OF COURSE, MY MOM.

FIRST, I SURPRISED HER WITH LIP INJECTIONS.

Man: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. RELAX.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RESULT.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

AN NOW, WE'RE GOING TO THE "BLACK MAGIC LIVE" SHOW,

WHICH IS AN ALL-MALE STRIP SHOW.

YES. BUT I TOLD HER ABSOLUTELY NO LAP DANCES.

THERE WILL BE NO LAP DANCES. I PROMISE.

MY DAD WAS VERY MAD BEFORE WE LEFT FOR VEGAS.

HE THINKS THAT, "OH, MOTHER AND DAUGHTER

SHOULDN'T PARTY TOGETHER."

SHE'S 21. WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU FOR GUIDANCE.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU TO SAY, "OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH."

THIS ISN'T WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

BUT I HONESTLY DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS.

I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE WITH THIS LITTLE HOTTIE RIGHT HERE.

AWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET.

BLACK MAGIC TIME.

BLACK MAGIC!

♪ TO THE CLUB, I FEEL LIKE DANCING ♪

♪ FEEL LIKE DANCING ♪

BIRTHDAY! BIRTHDAY!

♪♪

I FELT LIKE IT WAS A LITTLE BIT WEIRD WITH MARIAH'S MOM THERE.

I WOULD NEVER DO THIS WITH MY MOM.

YEAH, I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO THIS WITH MY MOM.

OKAY.

I THINK, WHEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO UP ON STAGE,

I THINK THAT, I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.

I MEAN, I WOULD SAY THE SAME THING.

BUT DO I REALLY WANT TO GO UP ON STAGE?

YEAH.

Woman: ARE WE READY FOR SOME CHOCOLATE?

[ CHEERING ]

MAKE SOME NOISE.

[ CHEERING ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

-OH, HELL -- -WHOA!

IT'S KIND OF RAUNCHY.

I KNOW THAT'S WHAT VEGAS IS ABOUT,

BUT I'M NOT REALLY INTO IT.

I WOULD HAVE RATHER JUST WENT TO A REGULAR CLUB.

♪♪

THIS IS A 21st BIRTHDAY FOR MY BEST FRIEND'S DAUGHTER?

IT'S GROSS.

I WOULD NEVER, EVER DO THAT WITH MY KIDS.

Man: HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL QUEENS DOING TONIGHT?

OH!

WHO IS TONIGHT ABOUT, MARIAH OR SANDRA?

WHOSE 21st BIRTHDAY?

IT'S ABOUT SANDRA.

[ CHEERING ]

-OH, NO. -WHA?

WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU COME UP.

[ MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]

Sandra: WHAT'S GOING ON?

THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS DANCE IS,

SHE DOESN'T GET A DANCE BY ONE DANCER OR TWO OR THREE.

ALL THE BLACK MAGIC LIVE DANCERS THAT ARE HERE TONIGHT!

FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS, WE'RE GONNA CROWN THE QUEEN.

WHOO!

[ LAUGHS ]

HERE WE GO!

♪♪

I WOULD LOVE TO BE MARIAH RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN, IF I WAS ON STAGE, IT WOULD BE JUST ANOTHER SHOW.

Whitney: THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD BIRTHDAY I'VE EVER BEEN TO.

I WOULD DEFINITELY PUT IT AT THE TOP OF MY LIST,

WITH THE MOM AND...

WELL, MAINLY, WITH THE MOM.

Man: LET'S HEAR IT FOR MARIAH!

BEING ONSTAGE WAS EMBARRASSING.

Mariah: ALL THE WOMEN WERE LOOKING AT ME,

AND I KNOW THEY WERE LIKE, "WHY ISN'T SHE HAVING A GOOD TIME?"

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

BUT IT'S JUST SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO DO.

I WAS SO COLD!

-DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME? -NO.

Mariah: WHY DID YOU FEEL IT WAS OKAY TO HAVE THEM PULL ME UP ON STAGE,

EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW -- I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY!

I WAS EMBARRASSED. I WAS IRRITATED.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YEAH, I'M DEAD-ASS SERIOUS.

THIS IS, LIKE, WHAT PEOPLE DO IN VEGAS.

YOU'RE 21.

I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING ME UP THERE.

I TOLD YOU THIS.

OH, MY GOD.AND YOU STILL DID IT.

SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE FUN AT ALL?

NO.OH, MY GOD.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I TOLD MARIAH, "IF YOU WANTED TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY ALONE

WITH YOUR FRIENDS, YOU'RE 21, DO WHAT YOU WANT."

BUT SHE'S THE ONE THAT INSISTED TO HAVE HER MOTHER --

"NO, MOM. I WANT YOU TO COME, AND SURPRISE ME WITH THINGS."

AND THIS AND THAT. AND THEN, SHE WASN'T ENJOYING THE SHOW.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE, I GUESS, GUYS DANCING IN HER FACE.

YOU JUST DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME, AND JUST WANTED TO DO

WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO AND JUST --

YOU'RE ONLY 21 ONCE.

I KNOW, BUT I DIDN'T WANT THEM GRINDING ON ME,

AND GETTING ME ALL OILY AND WET.

I DON'T WANT THAT.

I DIDN'T WANT THAT, AT ALL.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST THE WORST MOTHER EVER.

AND NOW, I'M EMBARRASSED.

OKAY, SO, IT HAPPENED. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

NOTHING. I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

OKAY, GOOD. BYE!

I'M TIRED OF BEING UNAPPRECIATED.

TONIGHT ISN'T ENDING THE BEST BECAUSE I DO FEEL LIKE

MY MOM RUINED MY 21st BIRTHDAY.

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

SANDY!

-HMM? -WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU'RE AGAINST ME. EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME.

I'M JUST -- NO!

EVERYBODY'S [BLEEP] AGAINST ME, AND I'M [BLEEP] TIRED OF IT.

EVERYTHING THAT I DO IS [BLEEP] WRONG!

I'M NOT AGAINST YOU.I'M JUST TIRED OF IT.

YOU'VE BEEN AGAINST ME THE WHOLE TIME!

HOW?OH, MY GOD.

FROM GETTING LIP INJECTIONS?

FROM ANYTHING THAT I DO. I'M [BLEEP]

JUST [BLEEP] TIRED OF IT.

LISTEN.I'M JUST TIRED.

I'M DONE. I'M DONE.OKAY. LISTEN.

I'M JUST TIRED OF IT.

SANDRA, RIGHT NOW, IS NOT OKAY.

SHE IS A LITTLE INTOXICATED.

LISTEN.WHAT?

I LOVE YOU.LOVE YOU, TOO.

NO, OKAY. I'M NOT AGAINST YOU.

NO, I'M JUST SAYING 'CAUSE -- YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

IT'S LIKE, IF I AGREE WITH HER, SHE'S GREAT.

IF I DON'T, I DON'T.

AND THEN, HER DAD, AND I'M [BLEEP]

JUST TIRED OF EVERYBODY!

SHE'S FINE.

AND WE'LL GO OUT, AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO EVEN TALK TO ANYBODY.

I'M JUST GONNA UBER BACK.

SANDY!

♪♪

♪♪

-ALRIGHT. -MY FAVORITE PLACE.

Cher: SO DELICIOUS.

ALL I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE REST OF THE NIGHT WAS THE BABY.

I'M, LIKE, SO, SO EXCITED.

I CAN'T -- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I FELT LIKE I'M IN A DREAM.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE CHER IS HAVING A BABY.

I'M SO EXCITED.

ARE YOU PREGNANT?

OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT?

CHER AND JARED ARE LEAVING TO GO TO NEW YORK CITY TOMORROW,

AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE TALK ABOUT

EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE FOR THE BABY.

I'D LIKE TO COME SOON, BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT THE DOCTOR IS THE RIGHT DOCTOR YOU CHOSE.

Cher: I THINK YOU'LL LIKE HIM.

WELL, CHER'S ALREADY MET WITH A COUPLE OF DOCTORS,

AND SHE PICKED HIM.

BUT I'LL FEEL GOOD IF I MEET HIM,

AND FEEL THAT FEELING THAT YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.

LUCKILY, IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE, JARED DID TAKE O.B.

SO HE DOES KNOW HOW TO DELIVER A BABY.

CHER AND JARED THINK THE DELIVERY

IS GONNA GO VERY SMOOTHLY, AND THAT'S IT.

BUT IT DOESN'T ALWAYS GO AS PLANNED.

I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE.

WHEN IT COMES TO BABIES, YOU HAVE TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

DADDY DELIVERED GRANT IN THE CAR.

THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

THE WATER BURSTED, AND WE'RE WAITING.

AND THEN, WE GOT IN THE CAR,

AND HE'S DRIVING AS FAST AS HE COULD.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE FEELS THE CROWN OF THE HEAD,

AND HE GOES, "DON'T PUSH! DON'T PUSH!"

AND ONE CONTRACTION, I SAID, "THE HEAD IS BETWEEN MY LEGS!"

OH, MY GOSH.

SO, WE HAD TO PULL OVER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

I HAD ONE LEG IN THE CAR,

ONE LEG OUT OF THE CAR, IN THE FRONT SEAT.

-OH, MY GOSH. -AND THERE WAS THE HEAD.

AND HE HAD TO WIGGLE THE BABY OUT.

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

HE BIT THE CORD.

THAT WAS AN UNBELIEVABLE STORY.

Jared: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.

THAT IS CRAZY.

SO I HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU.

WOULD YOU DO THAT?

IF I HAD TO.

BUT YOU WOULD LIKE OUR DOCTOR THAT WE HAVE.

WHAT HAPPENS IF HE'S ON VACATION?

I MEAN, YOU'RE DUE AROUND JULY 4th WEEKEND.

HE SAID HE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE.

YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HE IS GONNA BE AROUND

THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND.

IT'S NOT, LIKE, JUST ANY TIME.

WELL, HE SAID THE FIRST ONE'S ALWAYS LATE, UP TO TWO WEEKS.

BUT NOT NECESSARILY.

ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO NATURAL?

I MEAN, IS THAT --

I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THAT FAR AHEAD.

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THE LAMAZE CLASS?

-YEAH. -OH, I WANT TO BE THERE.

I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WHOLE BIRTH WITH CHER.

WE'RE LIKE TWINS.

I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE WHOLE THING WITH HER.

I'M SURE I'M GONNA FEEL LIKE I'M FEELING PAIN,

ALSO, WHEN SHE'S GOING THROUGH THE PAIN.

I DON'T WANT TO MISS ONE MINUTE OF IT.

I'M PROBABLY GOING TO MOVE JARED

OUT OF THE WAY, AND START DOING THE BREATHING WITH HER.

[ LAMAZE BREATHING ]

LIKE THAT.

AND THEN, THE OTHER DAYS, YOU KNOW,

WE CAN GO SHOPPING. WE'LL LOOK AT DIFFERENT BASSINETS.

WE COULD EVEN, LIKE, CHECK OUT PLACES,

AND SEE WHERE YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE THE REVEALING PARTY.

AT THIS POINT, MY MOM KNOWS THAT JARED AND I

ARE PLANNING THE GENDER REVEAL OURSELVES.

BUT THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS

THAT I DO WANT TO INCLUDE HER ON,

AND I THINK JARED WILL JUST HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT.

LIKE, ALL THE LITTLE THINGS TO DO.

YEAH, I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE A LIST BY THE TIME YOU COME.

OH, MY GOD.

A LIST OF THINGS THAT WE GOT TO DO.

-YEAH. -OH, MY GOSH.

SO, WE'RE GONNA BE EXTREMELY BUSY.

I LOVE THE RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH MY MOM,

AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO CHANGE.

BUT NOW THAT I'M MARRIED, JARED IS A HUGE PRIORITY,

AND I HAVE TO ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT I PUT HIS FEELINGS FIRST.

IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE BETWEEN KEEPING MY MOM HAPPY

AND KEEPING MY HUSBAND HAPPY.

I CAN'T WAIT TO COME. I'M GONNA BOOK IT TODAY.

I'M TELLING DADDY, "I'M OFF. BYE."

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG SHE'S GONNA STAY?

UM...

I DON'T THINK HER STAYING WITH US FOR NINE MONTHS

IS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.

-YEAH. -DON'T YOU?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT MY MARRIAGE, TOO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOU WANT TO STAY?

STAY, LIKE, A WEEK, TWO WEEKS.

YOU THINK IT'S LONG ENOUGH, OR SHOULD I STAY LONGER?

I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOU AND ANGELICA.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING TRUTHFUL.

SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT TO ME, JASON.

THIS IS JUST OUT OF CHARACTER.

IT WAS ONE DAY!

SANDRA'S TRYING TO LIVE THROUGH MARIAH.

SHE'S GUIDING HER THE WRONG DIRECTION.

YOU'RE ATTACKING ME LIKE I'M [BLEEP],

LIKE, JUST A HORRIBLE MOM.

♪♪

Computerized Voice: USE THE RIGHT TWO TURN LANES

TO TURN ON TO EAST FLAMINGO ROAD.

♪♪

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE AUDACITY

THAT JASON HAD TO INVITE ANGELICA ON A CRUISE,

ESPECIALLY SINCE HE HASN'T FIXED ANYTHING

WITH HIS WIFE AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE MY DAUGHTER WAY TOO MUCH TO JUST STAND BY

AND WATCH THIS HAPPEN.

IT'S TIME FOR SOME THINGS TO GET DONE.

♪♪

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

♪♪

-HELLO. -HI.

I WAS SURPRISED WHEN THE DOORBELL RANG,

BECAUSE I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING.

AND SUNHE WAS THERE.

Sunhe: I THOUGHT I'D JUST COME BY AND HAVE A TALK WITH YOU.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

ANGELICA'S NOT WITH HER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS TO SPEAK ABOUT.

UH, YOU WANT TO HAVE A SEAT?

SURE. THANK YOU.

♪♪

I WANTED TO JUST KIND OF COME BY AND TALK TO YOU

ABOUT THE SITUATION WITH YOU AND ANGELICA.

OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF THIS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.

I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS HERE,

AND YOUR DIVORCE IS NOT FINALIZED.

CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

I'M TRYING TO GIVE MY EX THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

I DON'T FEEL SHE HAS A PLACE TO TAKE HER STUFF,

AND THAT'S WHY SHE HASN'T GOT IT.

I COULD BE LIKE ANY OTHER GUY

THAT WOULD JUST THROW IT AWAY AT A WHIM.

AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT IF I DON'T HAVE TO.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE...

YOU'RE HOLDING BACK SOMETHING.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING TRUTHFUL.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING HONEST

ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION.

SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT TO ME, JASON.

CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE YOU HAVE ALL YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S THINGS?

I MEAN, IS IT A LOT?

I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL, REALLY, COMFORTABLE SHOWING YOU THAT.

IT'S KIND OF PRIVATE.

HE THINK HE CAN INVITE ANGELICA TO HIS HOME

BUT STILL KEEP SOME SECRETS.

WHEN HE ASKED ANGELICA TO MOVE IN WITH HIM,

HIS BUSINESS BECAME MY BUSINESS.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WANT MY DAUGHTER

TO JUST COME IN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU

AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

I DON'T THINK SO, JASON.

THAT IS NOT THE WAY ANGELICA WAS BROUGHT UP.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE HER MORE THAN THAT.

JASON HAS LIVED WITH HIS WIFE

AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND,

BUT ANGELICA HAS NEVER LIVED WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME.

I DON'T THINK JASON UNDERSTANDS

HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ANGELICA --

AND FOR ME, AS WELL.

I DON'T THINK HE'S TAKING IT VERY SERIOUSLY.

THIS IS HER FIRST TIME

EVER...

GOING UP TO THE LEVEL OF MOVING IN WITH SOMEONE.

YOU'RE HER FIRST.

♪♪

THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING YOU THE PRESSURE.

I FEEL LIKE IF YOU DON'T GET ON WITH WHAT YOU NEED TO DO

IN A MORE...

FASTER PACE,

SHE MIGHT -- SHE MIGHT JUST CHANGE HER MIND.

♪♪

I DO LOOK AT ANGELICA AND SUNHE'S RELATIONSHIP

AS ODD AT TIMES.

ANGELICA AND I ARE ADULTS.

OUR RELATIONSHIP'S PRETTY SOLID.

SOMETIMES I DO FEEL

IF SUNHE WASN'T IN THE PICTURE,

MAYBE THINGS WOULD BE A LITTLE SMOOTHER.

♪♪

THIS IS NOT WHAT I ENVISIONED FOR MY DAUGHTER.

SHE DESERVES MORE.

WITHOUT MY BLESSING, I DOUBT IT VERY SERIOUSLY

THAT SHE'LL TAKE IT TO THE NEXT STEP WITH YOU.

I HAVE THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE IN HER LIFE,

AND I TEND TO USE THAT.

SO, GOOD LUCK.

SUNHE THINKS SHE KNOWS ANGELICA FULLY,

BUT SHE'S A MATURE ADULT,

AND ANGELICA IS CHANGING A LOT.

AND IF SHE KEEPS PUSHING,

SHE MAY JUST PUSH HER COMPLETELY AWAY.

I'M GONNA GO NOW, OKAY?

OKAY.

I THINK JASON THINKS THAT HE CAN EASILY DISTRACT ANGELICA

BY DOING ALL THESE NICE THINGS FOR HER.

BUT HE CAN'T DISTRACT ME

BECAUSE I AM ANGELICA'S GUARDIAN ANGEL.

I REALLY THINK SHE WOULD LIKE THIS --

I KNOW, BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A GREASY ITALIAN.

IT'S IMPORTANT FOR CRISTINA AND I

TO BE INVOLVED IN PICKING A GUY FOR CARLY.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ITALIAN IN YOU?

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, MY MOM MEDDLED IN MY LIFE.

AND, OBVIOUSLY,

IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO FOR CARLY.

YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAUGHTER.

I AM.

Y'ALL NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION.

OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CONVERSATION.

SHE WASN'T HAPPY.

SHE CAN PLAN HER OWN [BLEEP] NEXT TIME.

♪♪

Kathy: WHERE'S THE PEOPLE?

Cristina: THEY'RE COMING.

♪♪

Kathy: CRISTINA, LOOK WHO'S HERE!

-WHO? -SURFER DUDE.

GET HIM A DRINK.

TONIGHT IS CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

-BIRTHDAY BOY! -♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

YOU LIKE YOUR ITALIAN-THEMED PARTY?

I LOVE IT.

CARLY IS ANNOYED THAT MY MOM AND I ARE

USING CARLO'S BIRTHDAY

AS A SETUP FOR HER TO MEET A GUY.

I WILL, LIKE, NOT GO.

THIS IS YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY NOW.

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, MY MOM MEDDLED IN MY LIFE.

HER MOTHER PRETTY MUCH MEDDLED IN HER LIFE.

AND NOW THAT I'M OLDER AND HAVE KIDS,

I SEE THAT SHE WAS TOTALLY RIGHT.

AND, OBVIOUSLY,

IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO FOR CARLY.

-LOU! -I LOVE LOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

LOU, ARE YOU MARRIED?

DOES THAT MEAN "YES"?

YEAH. OH.

Carlo: MY WIFE AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

ARE TRYING TO SET MY SISTER-IN-LAW UP.

THIS PARTY'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME,

BUT, YOU KNOW, KATHY AND CRISTINA --

THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS DOING WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.

THAT'S WHY MY FAMILY KIND OF

GETS A LITTLE IRRITATED WITH THEM.

HI. VIN, RIGHT?HI. YES, MA'AM.

HI.HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU THROUGH JENNA.

ARE YOU EXCITED TO MEET CARLY?

OH, YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.

I KNOW THIS FAMILY FROM A CO-WORKER.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO INTRODUCE ME

TO THIS NICE ITALIAN GIRL,

AND THEY SAID THAT THEY'RE LOOKING

FOR ITALIAN ELIGIBLE BACHELORS,

SO I FIGURED THAT I FIT THE DESCRIPTION.

OH, MY LOVE.LONG TIME, NO SEE.

HOW YOU DOING? HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

IT'S IMPORTANT FOR CRISTINA AND I

TO BE INVOLVED IN PICKING A GUY FOR CARLY

BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT HER GETTING INTO A FAMILY

THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND US.

WE'VE TRIED WITH CARLO'S FAMILY.

IT DIDN'T WORK OUT, SO IT'S TIME TO START OVER.

HERE'S A LITTLE TOAST TO MY NEPHEW CARLO.

HAPPY 35th BIRTHDAY.

-SALUD! -SALUD!

YEAH!

MY UNCLE JOE -- HE'S THE ONLY ONE

THAT REALLY LOVES TO HANG OUT WITH MY WIFE

AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL NUTS.

WE SHOULD FIX HER UP WITH CARLOS.

Carlo: HE'S NOT ITALIAN. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE ITALIAN?

ARE YOU ITALIAN? YEAH.

THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?

Joe: KATHY AND CRISTINA ARE ALWAYS GANGING UP ON CARLY

BECAUSE THEY WANT HER TO ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING THEIR WAY.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE CARLY HAS TWO MOTHERS.

SOMETIMES THEY JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STEP BACK.

IS CARLY COMING DOWN?

I DON'T KNOW.WHERE ISCARLY?

MOM, IS CARLY COMING DOWN OR WHAT?

YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA GO TALK TO HER.

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GO TALK TO HER.

NO.

CARLY MIGHT NOT COME TO THE PARTY

BECAUSE SHE'S ACTING LIKE A CHILD.

HOPEFULLY SHE'LL SHOW UP.AND IF SHE DOESN'T COME,

SHE'LL BE SORRY, 'CAUSE I'M A BITCH.

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?

SHE'S ALREADY MAD AT ME. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL GO -- I'LL GO TALK TO HER.

IS THAT OKAY?NO, JOE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO TALK TO HER, JOE.

KATHY AND CRISTINA COULD REALLY BE TOO MUCH SOMETIMES.

THEY ARE ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING.

AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE

UNTIL YOU GO TO THE PARTY TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

ALRIGHT, VINCE, SO, WE WANT TO ASK YOU A COUPLE THINGS...

OH, PERFECT. ASK ME ANYTHING....SINCE WE DON'T KNOW YOU.

WELL, SINCE CARLY ISN'T COMING DOWN,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK FOR HER.

AND WE'LL DO A BETTER JOB PICKING FOR HER ANYWAYS.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

SO, YOU'RE ITALIAN. YEP.

DOES THAT, LIKE, MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU,

TO BE ITALIAN? OH, 100%.

DO YOU VACATION OR ANYTHING?OH, YEAH.

I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO FLORIDA THIS UPCOMING WEEKEND.

'CAUSE SHE ALWAYS WANTS A VACATION.

SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO VACATION UNTIL SHE'S MARRIED.

IF I'M THERE? YEAH.

FINE. IF SHE'S THERE, NOT FINE.

MY MOM WAS VERY PROTECTIVE, AND SHE ALWAYS SAYS,

"YOU HAVE THE POWER AS THE PARENT

TO CONTROL WHO YOUR CHILD DATES."

SHE HAD A LOT OF RULES, A LOT OF RESTRICTIONS.

I NEVER VACATIONED BEFORE I GOT MARRIED.

NO?LIKE, WE DID IT OLD SCHOOL.

YEAH. THERE.

AND I HAD A CURFEW.

LIKE, I HAD TO BE HOME EVERY NIGHT.

CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?

OH, I CAN HANDLE WHATEVER YOU GUYS...

YEAH? ...NEED ME TO, YEAH.

BEING ITALIAN, THEY WERE ITALIAN.

SO IF THERE WAS ANYBODY THAT WASN'T,

IT WAS LIKE, "DON'T EVEN BOTHER."

YOU KNOW WHAT? TO BE HONEST WITH YOU...

WHAT?

...I REALLY THINK SHE WOULD LIKE THIS.

I KNOW, BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A GREASY ITALIAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?SHE DON'T LIKE THE, "OOH, UHH."

YEAH, I GET THAT.

AND YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE GUYS.

I THINK THERE IS SOME CRAZINESS

FOR SOMEONE TO INVITE ELIGIBLE GUYS

FOR THEIR DAUGHTER OR THEIR SISTER.

ALRIGHT.YOU LOOK GOOD.

YOU, TOO, BROTHER.WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S THE STORY? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

I WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.

DOES CARLY KNOW ABOUT THIS PLAN?

YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW THOSE WACK JOBS ARE

WHEN THEY START DOING ALL THIS STUFF.

LOOK AT THIS.

FORGET IT -- IT'S OVER.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SETTLE DOWN?

[ SCOFFS ]NOT WITH ME.

IF YOU MET THE RIGHT GIRL, WOULD YOU WANT TO SETTLE DOWN?

JUST A LITTLE QUESTION.

YEAH. WHY NOT?

Sal: IT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD,

AND IT IS SILLY GETTING INTERVIEWED.

KATHY SEEMS TO BE PRETTY INVOLVED

IN HER DAUGHTERS' LIVES.

AND YOU GOT THAT LUSCIOUS HAIR.DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, SAL.

SHUT UP!

HEY, SCOTT.

CAN WE TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

THANK YOU.

CARLY -- SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO DO MUCH.

SHE'S LAID-BACK. SHE DOESN'T BITCH.

SHE DOESN'T MOAN. SHE DOESN'T COOK.

SHE DOESN'T CLEAN.

SHE DOESN'T DO TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING.

OH, YEAH, THERE'S NO CAMP. WE DON'T CAMP.

NO CAMPING WITH MY FAMILY.WE DON'T CAMP, SCOTT.

SCOTT, DON'T LET 'EM HARASS YOU. I GOT YOUR BACK.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ITALIAN IN YOU?

NO ITALIAN.

♪♪

-CARLY! -HI!

-CARLY! -YAY!

I DO NOT FEEL LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE

IN GOING INTO THIS PARTY

JUST 'CAUSE MY MOM IS A PSYCHOPATH.

SO I HAVE TO GO.

I'M GONNA SUCK IT UP AND HAVE A GOOD TIME,

AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.

BUT I'M REALLY NOT THINKING

ANYTHING'S GONNA COME OUT OF THIS.

-YOU LOVE ME, DON'T YOU? -WE LOVE YOU, BABY.

YOU'RE ALREADY ANNOYING ME.

IT IS SO WEIRD

TO BE THE FOCUS OF CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

HOW YOU DOING? I'M VIN. NICE TO MEET YOU.

CARLY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

I WANT TO KILL MY MOM AND SISTER

FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS POSITION.

HERE YOU GO. THANKS, SISTER.

NICE DRINK FOR YOU.

STUPID.

[ LAUGHS ] OH, GOD.

Cristina: CARLY'S A LITTLE SHY.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME OUT ON YOUR DATES WITH YOU?

NO, PLEASE, DON'T.Kathy: I'LL GO.

[ LAUGHS ]NO, PLEASE.

I KNOW.

I'LL GO TO FLORIDA.

I HAVE TO COME WITH.

OH, NO. OH, NO.

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ON THE BEACH,

BUT AT NIGHT YOU'RE WITH ME, BABY.

OH, MY GOD.

I WAS VERY INVOLVED IN CRISTINA'S DATING LIFE.

I LIKED CARLO RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING.

HE WAS VERY RESPECTFUL. HE KNEW WHAT TO DO.

AND HE WON ME OVER JUST BECAUSE HE DID THE RIGHT THING,

AND THAT'S WHY HE'S STILL HERE.

THEY, LIKE, WANT ME WITH AN ITALIAN GUY --

LIKE, AN ITALIAN DUDE.

YOU'RE, LIKE, THE MODEL GUIDO, YOU KNOW?

MY MOM AND SISTER ARE TOTALLY PICKING THE GUY

THAT THEY WANT FOR ME

AND NOT A GUY THAT I'M TRYING TO REALLY BE WITH.

THEY JUST AUTOMATICALLY GO TO,

"OH, HE'S GOT TO BE ITALIAN," YOU KNOW?

AND THAT'S IT.

THERE'S MORE TO ME

THAN JUST FINDING A GUY WHO'S ITALIAN.

WHAT'S GOING ON? HI.

YEAH. ARE THEY SO CRAZY?OH, THEY'RE THE BEST, YEAH.

I'M SO SORRY IF THEY, YOU KNOW --

NO, IT WAS AWESOME.

THEY'RE ALL WACKOS.

LITERALLY... YEAH?

...MY MOM AND SISTER...I MEAN, THEY SEEM AMAZING.

...ARE FULL-OUT -- NO ONE DOES THIS, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, THIS IS CRAZY.

VINCE WAS SUPER NICE.

HE DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL AWKWARD.

HEWASN'T AWKWARD.

AND I COULD SEE HIM BEING A POTENTIAL TYPE FOR ME.

WERE YOU UPSTAIRS JUST, LIKE, NOT WANTING TO COME DOWN?

YEAH, I WAS --NOT READY FOR...

I WAS JUST, LIKE, AGGRAVATED, YOU KNOW?

YEAH. I WAS LIKE...

YOU KNOW, "BACK UP."

I THINK OVERALL, IT TURNED OUT TO BE

A REALLY FUN NIGHT. YEAH.

AND I THINK CARLY --CARLY CAME DOWN, GRACIOUS.

SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME.

AND WE'LL SEE IF SHE GETS ANY PHONE CALLS.

WORKED OUT. YEAH.

SO, SEE? I DID IT.

NO. WELL --I THREW A GREAT PARTY.

MAKE A WISH!

YOU WISH YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW WAS YOUR WIFE.

YEAH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HIS LACK OF ACTION REALLY DISTURBS ME.

[ Voice breaking ] WHAT IF WE DON'T --

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DON'T...

♪♪

...GO TO THE NEXT STAGE?

HER LIPS ARE [BLEEP] UP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DID.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SANDRA AND MARIAH'S RELATIONSHIP

HAS GONE TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.

SHE SHOULD BE A PARENT AND A ROLE MODEL

AND NOT RUNNING AROUND HERE LIKE SHE'S 21 AGAIN.

PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE OVERNIGHT.

YOU CHANGING OVERNIGHT!

♪♪

♪♪

DURING MY SURPRISE VISIT WITH JASON,

I MADE IT VERY CLEAR

THAT NO MATTER HOW OLD MY DAUGHTER GETS,

IT'S MY JOB TO PROTECT HER.

I WILL NEVER LET HER WASTE HER TIME.

HEY.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

I WENT TO SEE JASON.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU WENT TO HIS HOUSE?

YEAH.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT WITHOUT TELLING ME?

♪♪

IT WAS JUST SOMETHING I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO DO.

I STILL -- I STILL DON'T TRUST HIM.

HIS LACK OF ACTION REALLY DISTURBS ME.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP, MOM.

REALLY?

ANGELICA, YOU ARE DATING A MARRIED MAN.

RIGHT, BUT -- THAT'S...

THAT'S NOT OKAY.

I'VE BEEN IN THIS SIMILAR POSITION BEFORE

WITH MY PAST RELATIONSHIP,

AND...

I JUST DON'T WANT FOR HER TO EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING.

I CAN FORESEE THAT HER HEART IS GONNA GET BROKEN

WITH THIS SITUATION AND THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH JASON

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THROUGH IT MYSELF.

AND EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T SEE IT,

I DO.

DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH JASON?

I DO.

WHY WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH MOVING IN

WITHOUT THE COMMITMENT OF BEING ENGAGED?

♪♪

[ Voice breaking ] IT'S BECAUSE I'M SCARED.

♪♪

I KNOW THAT MY MOM WANTS ME TO BE ENGAGED

BEFORE JASON AND I MOVE IN TOGETHER.

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO DO.

I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY YOUTH LIKE YOU DID.

I DON'T WANT TO COMMIT TO SOMEONE

IF I'M NOT SURE THEY'RE GONNA BE THERE

FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

I WANT TO BE MARRIED ONCE, AND THAT'S IT.

BUT NOW YOU'RE DOUBTING HIM?

YES.

IT STILL FEELS LIKE NOTHING'S BEING DONE,

THERE'S NO END IN SIGHT,

AND I'M JUST WAITING AND WAITING.

[ SNIFFLES ]

WHAT IF WE DON'T --

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DON'T...

♪♪

...GO TO THE NEXT STAGE?

[ SNIFFLES ]

♪♪

I DON'T WANT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MOM TO HAPPEN TO ME.

I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN MY 40s,

DIVORCED.

AND I'VE SEEN WHAT THAT DID TO HER.

SHE'S THE BEST PERSON I KNOW,

AND IT SHOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED.

AT THIS POINT, I CAN STILL WALK AWAY.

I DON'T -- I'M NOT MARRIED.

PEOPLE JUST END UP DIVORCED ANYWAYS, MOM.

I'M SCARED OF THAT.

RIGHTFULLY SO.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE...

[ Voice breaking ] RELIVING MY LIFE.

I DON'T WANT THAT FOR YOU.

♪♪

I FEEL LIKE I'M DISAPPOINTING YOU

BECAUSE I'M NOT

WITH A GUY THAT YOU APPROVE OF.

I FEEL...

♪♪

MAYBE I DON'T DESERVE A HAPPY ENDING.

♪♪

I WANT YOU TO BE LOVED...

UNCONDITIONALLY,

SOMEONE WHO'S GONNA ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU.

♪♪

I WANT ALL THESE THINGS FOR YOU.

♪♪

SO THAT'S WHY I'M --

I'M OVERPROTECTIVE.

I WILL ALWAYS BE OVERPROTECTIVE.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SNIFFLES ]

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA TAKE

FOR JASON TO MAKE THIS COMMITMENT TO YOU?

I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF ULTIMATUMS,

BUT MAYBE I'D HAVE TO THREATEN BREAKING UP WITH HIM.

BUT ARE YOU WILLING TO WALK AWAY IF HE DOESN'T DO THIS?

WELL, I HAVE YOU.

♪♪

[ Voice breaking ] YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME.

I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.

♪♪

SO, BRETT WANTS ME TO COME TO OMAHA AND VISIT.

I WAS THINKING -- WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME

SO THAT WE CAN SPEND TIME WITH HIM

AND YOU COULD CLEAR YOUR HEAD, FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT?

YOU'LL BE...

FREEZING MY NIPS OFF?...FREEZING NIPS OFF.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

I THINK ANGELICA COULD REALLY USE TIME AWAY FROM JASON

AND GO WITH ME TO OMAHA, NEBRASKA,

AND ENJOY THE WEEKEND WITH ME.

WITH THE TIME AWAY FROM JASON, I'M HOPING THAT SHE COULD

OR WOULD RECONSIDER THE RELATIONSHIP.

I'M HOPING FOR THAT.

ALRIGHT.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

YEAH? I'LL GO.

OKAY.

♪♪

LET'S BOOK IT THEN.

I'M AVAILABLE.

HEY.

HEY, LET ME HIT YOU BACK, MAN.

I'M-A HIT YOU BACK IN A LITTLE BIT.

OKAY.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHEN DID YOU GET IN TOWN?

I JUST GOT HERE, JUST DROVE HERE, SO...

MARIAH GOT HOME LAST NIGHT, AND I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE

WHAT SHE HAD LET HER MOM DO TO HER LIPS.

SHE WAS SO UPSET FROM WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CLUB,

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SANDRA WOULD PUT MY DAUGHTER IN

SUCH AN UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION AND MESS UP HER LIPS.

MY QUESTION IS -- IT'S HER BIRTHDAY PARTY.

WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT ABOUT YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU TAKE HER TO A SPOT

THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO.

YOU GOT NAKED DUDES DANCING AROUND HER.

YOU DONE HAD HER DRAGGED ON THE STAGE.

HER LIPS ARE [BLEEP] UP.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DID WITH THE LIPS.

SHE DON'T NEED ALL OF THAT STUFF, MAN.

I DIDN'T FEEL THAT I WAS TAKING OVER MARIAH'S BIRTHDAY PARTY,

BUT OBVIOUSLY MARIAH SAID SOME THINGS TO HER DAD.

AND SHE MUST BE FEELING SOME KIND OF WAY.

SHE'S 21!

SHE WANTED ME TO BE IN IT, THOUGH.

OF COURSE SHE WANTED YOU TO HELP HER PLAN IT.

SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO TAKE OVER THE DAMN SHOW.

WHO TOOK OVER THE DAMN SHOW?

YOU TOOK OVER THE SHOW. YOU GOT YOUR OWN FRIENDS THERE.

WERE YOU THERE? NO.

I TALKED TO HER.

YOU GET HER DRAGGED ONSTAGE. THAT'S NOT WHO SHE IS.

FIRST OF ALL --QUIT TRYING TO MAKE HER

INTO SOMEBODY ELSE.

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU THROWING DOLLARS

AND [BLEEP] OUT, TOO.

THAT'S NOT FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE?

WE DON'T TAKE THESE STRIPPER SHOWS

AND STUFF LIKE THAT, UM, SERIOUS.

I MEAN, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A -- LIKE A JOKE.

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE THAT RATCHET.

I DIDN'T KNOW, BUT...I JUST --

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

YOU DON'T EVEN PUT THEM IN THE SITUATION.

YOU -- YOU -- IT WAS VEGAS.

YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST LET THE GIRLS --

YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SET UP THE STUFF,

LET THE GIRLS GO.

SHE WANTED ME THERE. I HAD ASKED HER.

I TOLD HER, "THIS IS FOR YOU."

NO. YOU DON'T KNOW OUR CONVERSATIONS.

YOU STILL SHOULD'VE BACKED OFF.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BACKED OFF?YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY --

OKAY, SET UP EVERYTHING, "NO, BABE,

THIS IS YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY. YOU GO."

Adrian: SINCE WE MOVED IN TOGETHER,

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SANDRA AND MARIAH'S RELATIONSHIP

HAS GONE TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.

THE SANDRA THAT I MARRIED --

SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE WORN A SEE-THROUGH DRESS

OR TOOK HER DAUGHTER OUT TO PARTY.

AND I DON'T THINK SANDRA SHOULD BE MARIAH'S FRIEND.

I THINK SHE SHOULD BE A PARENT AND A ROLE MODEL

AND NOT RUNNING AROUND HERE LIKE SHE'S 21 AGAIN.

FROM NOW ON, YOU DO THE STUFF THEN FOR HER, OKAY?

MY WHOLE DEAL WAS I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

BUT WHEN SHE TELLS ME...YOU'RE STILL STUCK.

...AND WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION

YOU'RE STILL STUCK.I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU.

SO, WHATEVER. I'M JUST TIRED OF IT.

YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAUGHTER.

I AM.

YOU ALL NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION.

OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CONVERSATION.

'CAUSE SHE WASN'T HAPPY.

SHE CAN PLAN HER OWN [BLEEP] NEXT TIME.

YEAH. THAT'S SHOULD HAVE --

YOU JUST WANTED TO BE AT THE STRIP CLUB.

I WANTED TO BE AT THE STRIP CLUB.

DUDE, I'VE BEEN GOING TO VEGAS MY WHOLE LIFE,

AND I NEVER GO TO THE DAMN STRIP CLUB,

SO SHUT YOUR FACE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME NOW?

I DON'T! OH.

SO, I JUST --I WOULDN'T EVEN EXPECT YOU

TO TAKE HER TO NO [BLEEP] LIKE THAT.

SO, A PERSON THAT YOU'VE KNOWN FOR ALL THESE YEARS,

THAT'S RAISED YOUR KIDS AND YOU'VE TRUSTED

ALL THIS TIME --YOU'RE DOING [BLEEP]

THAT I'M NOT EVEN FAMILIAR WITH.ALL THIS TIME.

YOU'RE DOING [BLEEP] THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.

PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE OVERNIGHT.

YOU CHANGING OVERNIGHT! YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER DID THAT!

SHE'S 21. IT WAS ONE DAY.

THIS IS JUST OUT OF CHARACTER.

IT WAS ONE DAY.IT'S OUT OF CHARACTER.

SO DON'T TAKE IT TO WHERE YOU ACT LIKE THIS IS JUST,

"OH, MY GOD, WHO ARE YOU?"

YOU'RE ATTACKING ME LIKE I'M [BLEEP],

LIKE JUST A HORRIBLE MOM.

Adrian: I'M REALLY UPSET WITH SANDRA RIGHT NOW.

SANDRA'S TRYING TO LIVE THROUGH MARIAH.

SHE'S GUIDING HER THE WRONG DIRECTION.

AND I DON'T THINK THAT SHE'S AWARE

OF THE CONSEQUENCES

THAT PUTTING MARIAH IN THESE SITUATIONS

IS GONNA HAVE OVER A LONG TERM.

I JUST WANT HER TO HAVE A CLEAN LIFESTYLE.

I WANT HER TO BE ABLE TO GROW UP AND MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS,

AND I THINK MOM RIGHT NOW IS INFLUENCING HER

TO DO THINGS AND EXPERIMENT WITH STUFF

THAT I DON'T THINK IS APPROPRIATE FOR HER.

IF WE CAN GET HER TO BREAK AWAY FROM MOM,

THEN SHE'LL BE FINE.

JUST TAKE A COUPLE STEPS BACK AND LET MARIAH BE A KID

AND STAY OUT OF HER LIFE A LITTLE BIT.

I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE UPSET,

BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE IT TO THE EXTRA.

WHERE'S MARIAH AT?SHE WENT TO THE NAIL SALON.

ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING.

NEXT TIME ON "sMOTHERED"...

Doctor: ANY QUESTIONS, FEARS, ANXIETIES YOU GUYS HAVE?

I DO.

CHER AND DAWN'S RELATIONSHIP --

IT'S A LITTLE BIT PATHOLOGICAL.

I WANTED TO ASK IF IT'S OKAY IF I'M IN THE DELIVERY ROOM.

UH...

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME.

MY BIRTHDAY WAS, LIKE, RUINED.

YOU COMPLETELY LIED TO ME.

WHAT THE HELL?

I'M REALLY SCARED

THAT I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FIX THIS.

I'M SO SORRY.

♪♪

I'M GOING ON A DATE.

WHAT?STAY OUT OF IT.

I THINK WE SHOULD GO.

SHE KNOWS HOW MY MOM AND I ARE TOGETHER.

SHE SHOULD JUST ACCEPT IT.

THERE WOULD BE NO MORE PROBLEMS.

OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE HERE.

OH, MY GOD. [BLEEP] OH [BLEEP]

WHAT?

-[BLEEP] [BLEEP]! -SHE'S COMING UP HERE.