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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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Are you friends flirting?
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- We're not flirting.
- We're talking.
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Oh, my God. You're flirting!
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I've been looking everywhere for you.
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I've just been hanging
out with Florence.
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If that boat leaves, we die here.
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I got to bang one of these pirates.
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What?!
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I think I can get you on that boat,
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but, uh, I'm gonna want
to do both of you.
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- Oh.
- Oh, no.
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- Whoo!
- Aah!
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The pirates... they're gonna kill us!
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They're gonna harvest our
organs and sell them.
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- How did you guys find this out?
- Never mind!
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I thought The
Barracuda was a good person,
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but I've been sleeping with a monster!
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We're all gonna die!
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♪ Bringing in the corn ♪
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♪ Bringing in the corn ♪
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♪ We labor for the harvest ♪
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♪ Bringing in the corn ♪
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There it is.
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♪ Bringing in the corn ♪
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♪ Bringing in the corn ♪
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♪ We labor for the harvest ♪
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♪ Bringing in the corn ♪
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My children, your Father Daddy
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is filled to the brim with exuberance.
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For upon us is the harvest,
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and the harvest is our salvation.
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It is why we have no friends, no family.
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Only harvest.
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What the [bleep] is this?
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What is this, corn silk?
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Who shucked this?!
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It's an abomination!
You ungrateful devil!
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Here I am, providing for this family,
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making room in my bed for all the women,
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for your sisters and your mother
and your mother's sisters.
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Sister Mercy, tonight after
lights out, we're leaving.
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How? We're supposed to be
in bed after lights out.
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Right. But we won't be in bed...
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- because we'll be escaping.
- But that's against the rules.
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I ought to take your hands and
your tiny little ding-dong
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and stick 'em in the thresher!
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Father Daddy is a monster.
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Are you coming or not?
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Sister Mercy, why have you
stopped shucking your corn?!
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I'm sorry, Father Daddy.
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I don't know about you
guys, I'm partial to my kidneys.
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I'd like to keep them.
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So, clearly, if we don't get
off this island right now,
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we are all gonna die.
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All right, well, then what
the hell should we do?
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I got a plan.
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We find some liquor,
and we drink hard...
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destroy our kidneys.
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That way, they're worthless.
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What are you, stupid?!
That's a terrible idea!
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That's your liver,
not your kidneys.
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Okay, we need an actual plan.
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Steve, you spent some time
in the pirates' camp.
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Is there anything that you can
think of that might be helpful?
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I don't know.
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I was mostly in The Barracuda's tent
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just having nonstop, crazy sex.
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- How?
- Hell, yeah.
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Come on, Steve. There's got
to be something, anything.
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There's a gun box near the tree line.
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It always has two guards.
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The boat is in the cove. There's
at least one guard there.
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But the key to the boat is
in The Barracuda's tent.
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And she's definitely gonna be inside.
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But if we can take the guns
and the boat simultaneously,
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we'd control the island.
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Control the island, control the ship.
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Holy shit. Good plan, Steve.
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Really?
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Almost makes me forget
you're a murderer.
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Wow. Thank you very much.
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Just... Just trying to help out.
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So we'll split up, take
'em out all at once.
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Who's gonna take out The Barracuda?
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I'll do it.
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I'll take out Father Daddy.
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- What?
- What?
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- What?
- What?
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What?!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Okay, here's the plan.
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I'll go for the guns. Danny,
you want to be with me?
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Of course, buddy. Dream Team...
Danny and Owen.
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Classic pairing.
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- And maybe Florence?
- What now?
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I'm in.
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All right, Jess and I
will take the boat.
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That's Barracuda's tent.
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- No, that's the boat.
- No, that's the boat.
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Why the hell did you make
them all beer bottles then?
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Because I don't know
how to make dioramas!
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I'm freaking out!
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Okay, what about the other pirates?
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I'll put a team together.
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But do I have a license to kill?
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What? No, there's no license to kill.
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Keeping the government out of it...
that's smart.
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No, I just mean don't kill
anyone unless you have to.
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Just, you know, conk 'em.
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What if I conk someone so
hard they accidentally die?
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We get it, Bruce. You
want to kill people.
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Everybody, let's just do our best.
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Let's do this! Come on!
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I don't know why
we need Florence with us.
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You and I, man... We're the Dream Team.
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Dream Team...
what... what is that?
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"What is that"? It's us!
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I have never heard you
say that before today.
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Looks like
it's only one guard.
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Wow. Great counting, Florence.
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So glad you're with us.
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We just need a distraction.
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I have an idea.
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I'm not proud of this,
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but it's gotten me out of
a lot of traffic tickets.
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Oh! Hey, Florence, I don't
think you have to do anything.
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Oh, no, no, no. It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
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I do it all the time.
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Get ready to conk, boys,
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'cause that pirate's about
to be super distracted.
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Gross.
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Oh, my God! Where's my freaking bra?!
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Where the freak is it?!
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Calm down, lady. What's going on?
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I can't find my bra!
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Have you see it?! I just had it!
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I always put it on before
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- my shirts or my dresses.
- Let... Let... Let's go.
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I'm a feminist, but I have a
lot of freakin' sheer tops!
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- I can't find it!
- Oh!
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- Wha!
- Oh, nice!
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Freakin' told you that works every time.
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- That works every time?
- Oh, yeah.
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- On who?
- Everyone.
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- Everyone?
- Oh, yeah.
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Waiters, bartenders, cops, pilots.
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Guys! The gun box is locked.
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The key is probably
in one of these pockets.
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It's a combo lock.
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Oh, hi, Karen. What are you doing?
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I, um... You know, I
came up with the plan,
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and everyone said I did a great job,
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so I'm just gonna hang in the pit
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and, you know, wait for
it all to play out.
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All right, I'll see you in a minute.
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No, you're coming with me.
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Uh, I can't come with you
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'cause The Barracuda said she'd
murder me, so it's not really...
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Aah! That's my fatty neck skin!
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I'll be damned.
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Look who it is, Jess... our pirate.
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Okay, when
we start kissing him,
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you give him a conk, okay?
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Kiss then conk... got it.
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- Wait, what?
- No time to explain.
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- Move out.
- What do you mean?
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Shit!
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What's up, dude?
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Well, well, well.
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Look what the sex cat dragged in.
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My favorite couple.
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We were just talking
about how freakin' rad
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it's gonna be when we're
all on that boat together.
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Oh, you bet.
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You guys ever had sex on a waterbed...
on the water?
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No. But we want to.
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Oh, me too.
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Man, I gotta get a waterbed.
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You know, we were just thinking, like,
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why do we have to wait till
we're on the boat, you know?
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You guys want me to fool around...
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while I'm on the clock?
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Are you trying to get me killed?!
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Oh, God.
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'Cause that sounds so hot.
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Okay, yeah, let's do that.
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Oh! Mm.
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Mm.
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What the [bleep]
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My God. Owen, how hard
did you hit this guy?
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I don't know. I must be pretty strong.
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Ooh!
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- Oh, shit!
- Aah!
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- Why does it sound like that?
- He has no tongue!
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Oh, that's so sad!
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Oh, God, he's gonna go tell
The Barracuda... somehow!
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You guys get the gun box to the boat.
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I'll meet you there.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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Oh, that...
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Oh, my God. This is sharp.
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Move!
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Oh!
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Well, howdy, there, Barracuda.
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Karen, no.
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Whatever you're gonna
do, just don't do it.
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What the hell is this?
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- I caught a rat.
- Oh!
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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He spilled all the beans.
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Told us about your little plan, too.
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Take us out, harvest our organs.
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Karen, No!
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Why are you telling her this?!
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Why are you telling me this?
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Because you've got an
uprising on your hands,
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and I want to be on the winning side.
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- You guys?
- Shh. Be quiet.
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- What about Sister Mercy?
- We have to wait for her.
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We can't. We have to go.
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I'll go back. There's no time.
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Is it the battery?
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I don't know.
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Now what you have in that truck there
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is what they call a combustion engine.
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It is very powerful.
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And yet it doesn't work at all
without these hushpuppies.
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- Father Daddy...
- Hush, puppies!
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I am very disappointed the three of you
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are out of your beds after lights-out.
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That's against the rules.
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Lucky for you,
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Sister Mercy is a bit of a tattletale.
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Mercy, no!
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You're a smart woman.
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I was wondering when you'd discover
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the most valuable thing on the island.
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Took me a while to find a buyer.
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How much does a human kidney go for
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on the black market... $100,000?
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Try double.
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Pity.
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Just when I thought we had something.
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We did.
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What do you want from me?
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You give me passage on your ship...
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and I offer you my services.
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Oh!
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It's a boar's heart...
cut it out myself.
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I've been hunting and gutting
animals most of my life.
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I figure it's not different with humans.
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They're just dumber.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Ha! I dodg...
258
00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:33,659
Mm! Oh, yeah. This is so hot.
259
00:11:33,684 --> 00:11:34,884
I'm totally into this.
260
00:11:34,908 --> 00:11:36,364
Mm-hmm.
261
00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:37,889
Okay.
262
00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:40,337
What's going on, Todd?
263
00:11:40,362 --> 00:11:42,470
What? Nothing. What's going on with you?
264
00:11:42,608 --> 00:11:44,166
You seem distracted.
265
00:11:44,191 --> 00:11:47,492
No. No, no, no. H-He's
rock hard, right, babe?
266
00:11:48,004 --> 00:11:49,715
Mm-hmm.
267
00:11:51,524 --> 00:11:53,031
- Oh, my God.
- No, he's not.
268
00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:55,423
He's limp. What is going on?
269
00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:56,525
Pack, now!
270
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,946
Ow! What the shit?!
271
00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:00,394
I conked him! Why didn't it work?!
272
00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,448
Aah!
273
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,351
Babe, the rock!
274
00:12:11,628 --> 00:12:13,567
What is going on here?!
275
00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:14,877
You're just kissing everyone?!
276
00:12:22,194 --> 00:12:26,039
Whenever you feel like
you've had enough, speak up!
277
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,122
What's the matter?
278
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,362
The cat literally have your tongue?
279
00:12:32,347 --> 00:12:35,361
These quips actually feel a lot
meaner when you can't speak.
280
00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:37,152
Normally there'd be like
a back and forth...
281
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:51,603
Did I just... vaporize him?
282
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:04,353
The pit! Aah!
283
00:13:04,378 --> 00:13:06,745
Oh, you fell in the pit!
284
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:09,291
You idiot!
285
00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:12,043
You mute freak!
286
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,915
Karen! Please, I'm begging you.
287
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,671
Don't do this. You're my friend.
288
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,173
I don't have friends.
289
00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:21,556
I trusted you.
290
00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,137
You shouldn't have.
291
00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,088
He makes a good point.
292
00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:29,045
How do I know I can trust you?
293
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,531
Well, I thought you might ask me that.
294
00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:34,798
So I am prepared to prove it to you.
295
00:13:36,508 --> 00:13:37,908
Oh!
296
00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:47,890
You didn't have to kill him. I just...
297
00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:50,614
I thought you might swear
an oath or something.
298
00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:53,461
Let's go get your island back.
299
00:13:56,775 --> 00:13:59,209
Whoo! Wow!
300
00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:00,713
Good work, everyone. Seriously.
301
00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,916
I mean, man, that went perfect.
302
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,230
I mean, that was flawless.
303
00:14:05,255 --> 00:14:07,015
Kind of amazing when you
think about it, right?
304
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,126
We're too late.
305
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,063
We have to leave this island. Now.
306
00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:11,521
The keys to the boat are in my...
307
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,771
Looking for these?
308
00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:16,981
How?
309
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:20,298
You see, Karen... she didn't stab me.
310
00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:21,888
No. She's my friend.
311
00:14:21,913 --> 00:14:24,914
She stabbed a boar bladder!
312
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,353
Oh!
313
00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:29,207
I don't understand.
314
00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:34,720
Last night, three of our sisters
attempted to escape the harvest.
315
00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:36,706
An example must be made.
316
00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,470
Father Daddy, what are you doing?
317
00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:42,562
Why, I'm going to return them to
the earth from whence they came.
318
00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:44,060
You said I was helping them!
319
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:46,954
My sweet child, not them... me.
320
00:14:46,979 --> 00:14:48,879
Take them to the corn.
321
00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,102
I let some friends down once.
322
00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,079
I swore it would never happen again.
323
00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:03,009
And you should have seen your face.
324
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,962
Oh! Oh, she bought it, right?
325
00:15:05,987 --> 00:15:08,477
Oh, oh, Karen, please, don't!
326
00:15:08,502 --> 00:15:11,837
Don't... Don't kill me!
327
00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,874
I'm like Willem Dafoe.
328
00:15:13,899 --> 00:15:15,585
Agh! Oh!
329
00:15:16,362 --> 00:15:18,229
Shit!
330
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,520
You are shitting me!
331
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,429
Where is it?
332
00:15:39,943 --> 00:15:41,996
- Lift, lift.
- This wouldn't be so hard
333
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:43,487
if you figured out the combination.
334
00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:45,222
Yeah, but just lift it. Lift it, man.
335
00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:49,826
Hey!
336
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:51,394
- Where is she?
- Who?
337
00:15:51,419 --> 00:15:53,261
The Barracuda. She's...
338
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,787
Right behind you.
339
00:15:58,828 --> 00:16:01,606
Are you shitting me?!
340
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:04,832
We had one gun, and we just
left it out for anyone?!
341
00:16:04,857 --> 00:16:06,302
We should all be shot in the face!
342
00:16:06,327 --> 00:16:09,159
Everyone step away from
the boat or I'll shoot.
343
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:10,720
No, you won't.
344
00:16:11,354 --> 00:16:13,808
You forgot about Danny's
gun, didn't you?
345
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:16,589
Now drop it or I'll shoot.
346
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,555
No.
347
00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:21,097
I don't think you will.
348
00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:22,317
Stop it, don't move!
349
00:16:22,342 --> 00:16:24,638
Do it, man! Take the shot!
350
00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:26,830
You don't want to shoot me, Steve.
351
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,003
Not after everything we've shared.
352
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,620
Don't listen to her, Steve.
353
00:16:30,645 --> 00:16:34,514
I know who you are...
who you really are.
354
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,133
We're the same, you and I.
355
00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:37,497
No, we're not.
356
00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:38,851
You were gonna kill everyone.
357
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:41,169
Just like you killed Turdhole.
358
00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:44,387
Except unlike them, I
don't hate you for it.
359
00:16:44,556 --> 00:16:47,340
You killed to protect what was yours.
360
00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:50,404
I wouldn't say we hate you.
361
00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:53,044
Yes, you would! You say it all the time!
362
00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:54,887
Well, I try and be nice about it.
363
00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:56,778
Come with me.
364
00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:59,895
We'll leave this island
together right now.
365
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,734
Steve... I love you.
366
00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:07,712
I love feeling you inside me.
367
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:09,020
- Oh, gross!
- Disgusting!
368
00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:10,628
- Christ Almighty!
- Ugh!
369
00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:12,536
If you leave this island with them,
370
00:17:12,561 --> 00:17:14,260
you'll go to jail.
371
00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,952
I don't want to go to jail.
I don't want to go to jail!
372
00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:18,708
- Hey, hey, hey, Steve.
- All right.
373
00:17:18,824 --> 00:17:20,690
Steve, look at...
374
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,182
Look at me.
375
00:17:25,457 --> 00:17:27,294
I trust you.
376
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:36,779
- Don't!
- Hey.
377
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:37,833
Come on!
378
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:39,224
Point the gun at me.
379
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,342
Why? Why am I pointing it at you?
380
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,400
Because I know how you feel.
381
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,863
The Barracuda...
382
00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:49,857
she makes you feel special,
like she cares about you.
383
00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,448
But she only cares about herself.
384
00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:53,340
Steve.
385
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,969
This bitch doesn't know me.
386
00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:57,168
No, but I know her kind.
387
00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:59,427
My name wasn't always Karen.
388
00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:03,748
It was... Sister Mercy.
389
00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:08,590
And I had a Father Daddy, and
I worshiped the harvest.
390
00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:09,661
- What?
- Huh?
391
00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:10,886
- What?
- What?
392
00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:12,759
I was in a cult.
393
00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,810
Oh, that makes so much sense.
394
00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:18,230
My Father Daddy told me I had
no friends and no family,
395
00:18:18,255 --> 00:18:19,849
but it wasn't true!
396
00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:23,773
Steve, think about all that
we've been through together.
397
00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:26,291
We are your friends.
398
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,362
We are your family.
399
00:18:30,011 --> 00:18:31,844
But I killed Turdhole.
400
00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:35,598
Which is why you can
never go home again.
401
00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:38,034
Hold on.
402
00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:40,860
Did you kill Turdhole?
403
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,418
Or did you kill a Nazi?
404
00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:46,534
I-I killed Turdhole.
405
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,610
No, I don't think you did.
406
00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:51,122
I think you saved us from Turdhole.
407
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,991
- Right, everybody?
- Yeah. We thank you.
408
00:18:53,016 --> 00:18:54,520
The guy... The guy was a bad guy.
409
00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:56,318
I don't understand.
410
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,266
You're all gonna lie for me?
411
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,024
Wouldn't have to lie.
412
00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:03,341
It's like we've always said,
you're a goddamn hero!
413
00:19:03,366 --> 00:19:04,614
We always say it.
414
00:19:04,639 --> 00:19:09,567
Steve, you could start over.
415
00:19:12,863 --> 00:19:14,715
I'd like that every much.
416
00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:18,159
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
417
00:19:19,478 --> 00:19:21,621
My friends and I are going home.
418
00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:23,601
- Oh, my God!
- That was cool!
419
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:24,626
Whoo!
420
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,262
Suck it, 'Cuda!
421
00:19:28,286 --> 00:19:29,452
Yeah!
422
00:19:29,477 --> 00:19:30,833
That was awesome!
423
00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:49,549
- We rocked this so hard.
- Whoo!
424
00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:51,841
I'm all jacked up right now!
425
00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:53,538
I think we should get married!
426
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,529
- What?
- Huh? What?
427
00:19:55,554 --> 00:19:57,640
You just proposed.
428
00:19:57,665 --> 00:20:00,155
Are you being serious, Todd?
429
00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:03,538
Holy shit. Ha.
430
00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:05,874
Yeah, I'm being serious.
431
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,547
Jess...
432
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,921
you're kind of a loose
cannon, but I love you.
433
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,871
Will you marry me, like, for reals?
434
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:17,038
Oh, my God! Yes!
435
00:20:17,063 --> 00:20:19,921
Yeah!
436
00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:21,528
God, I'm strong!
437
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,437
So he smashes this log over my back,
438
00:20:23,462 --> 00:20:25,120
but I know the pit's right behind me,
439
00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:27,578
so I say, "Not today," and
then I flip him over...
440
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,002
Sorry, man. Hang on a second.
441
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,118
Wait, you're gonna miss the best part.
442
00:20:32,661 --> 00:20:34,760
So, um, I...
443
00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:36,906
Mmm.
444
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:39,660
Guys, are we really doing this?
445
00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:41,743
Are we actually going home?
446
00:20:41,944 --> 00:20:43,944
Feels like the end.
447
00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:45,635
It is the end.
448
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,721
It's definitely the end!
449
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,259
Yeah!
450
00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:08,796
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