Original subtitles

Lee Ji-hoon

Kang Eun-bi Jeon Hye-bin

Park suel-gi shin Joo-ah

she's so pretty! I wanna get married too

Dream on!

He's cute

I know him

- Ready? - sure

Congratulations!

Bye

Have fun!

sis!

Congratulations!

Thanks. Hey, you girls made it

- Congratulations! - Thanks

Don't forget to get me a souvenir

Don't worry

Nice!

Wet Dreams 2

Your sister was gorgeous

I know

Not because she's my sister, but she was beautiful

Will we be as beautiful walking down the aisle?

What are they doing right now?

What? Number two?

Come on, no way. We were so passionate that...

Go get it over with

I'll be right back

Damn!

Why does this happen? so embarrassing!

Have to pee?

You ruined it. I'm leaving

Come on, I'm almost done

I'll be right with you

I Don't think so. Bye!

Hey... Hey!

Don't go!

I wonder...

When will I meet the man of my destiny?

I wish I could tell you

When I do, I will dance with him

Wearing a red dress in his broad arms...

Like in a movie!

Are you nuts?

Dancing with a stranger? That'd be embarrassing

No

Then I kiss him

Come on, you haven't had your first period yet

That doesn't make a girl a woman

It's dating that does it

What? You have a boyfriend?

Me?

I'm still a little girl

How do you know if he's the one?

You'll know at first sight!

Come on, silly

Jump on her!

Hi

Our teacher!

You thought you could get away with this?

You three!

Get over here

What should I do with you?

You two stay here. soo-yoen, you can go

It's soo-yoen! she's so cool!

What are you, graduates?

Where are your name tags?

Thought I wouldn't be here to check for them?

You drew eyebrows?

You need to learn a lesson

Hands up!

What orientation this early? God!

What'd you do last night?

You look beat

Did you...

- What a knockout! - What?

No money? should I pay for you?

Let's get out of here!

How much?

You, come here

Why is your skirt so short?

And you didn't button up!

You sure you belong here?

Mr. KlM?

You Don't know, do you? she's BAEK se-mi

she's trying to get into show business

- No, I'm not any more. - No?

I am in the business

sir?

You wanna keep it?

Well...

Okay, thanks

When you become big, Don't forget me

Of course not

- Can I go now? - sure, go ahead

- Thanks. - study hard, okay?

Can you believe that?

she always gets away with that nasal voice of hers

- she turns me off! - The world is pretty generous with hotties

so what?

I can be a hottie, too if I want to

Can you make your tits bigger?

- Knock it off! - so flat

I can't believe you farted in the cafeteria

I picked up this girl last night and took her to a motel

But I farted with an erection

You're kidding

An erection doesn't make you fart

Are you serious?

What's wrong with me?

What are you gonna do at EunKang Girls High?

This girl named BAEK se-mi...

We're cleaning here!

Look. Can't you clean after we leave?

too dusty

Hey, bitch

We're dying to clean now

so get the hell out

Who do you think you are?

Fool!

-What's going on? -You okay?

- We're looking for soo-yoen. - soo-yoen, we need you!

seniors are taking money from our friends

What?!

Bullies at school should rot in hell. Let's go

- Wait. - What?

- Let's go see this. - What is it?

It's about a guy falling in love with a 1 6-year-old chick

What are we, kids? Forget it

I heard it's almost porn

Let's see if you fart when you get a woody

Go by yourself

- Come on. - No way!

You okay?

Don't worry about it. This is me

You have a black eye!

You shouldn't have gone after those seniors

I know that

They shouldn't have bullied students, though

shame on them!

But I got the money back for freshmen

Flowers? Is it for you?

No, it was delivered for you

By the way, what movie are we watching?

You'll find out soon

Are you nuts? That movie is rated R!

I heard it was like porn. I'm so nervous

Don't chicken out now. Took me 3 hours stuffing my bra!

- I'm too nervous. I'm going home. - Me too!

Here's what

I will buy the tickets. You girls just follow me

- Okay? - Wait up!

Dried squid please

- We have some time to kill. - I'm crazy

What was I thinking, watching a movie with you?

- we should've shot pool. - It's a test to see if You fart

Three please

see? A piece of cake!

- There are girls too. - Where?

- They're cute. - And in high school!

They're sexy

- Aren't You farting? - Far from it!

You're in high school, aren't you?

No, we're not students

We work at a match factory

- Right? - Yes

No matter where you work, you're still minors

We're not minors

Is that so? Watch it at your factory then

Hey, refund the tickets!

Why are they leaving?

Because they're kids!

sexy my ass! What do you have for eyes?

sit please

Welcome to our school. Enjoy your stay with us

The last day of your program is the school's festival

You'll all be participating in the festival

Prince!

You're leaving?

Prince of my destiny! Won't you dance with me?

I Don't understand

Tell me your name at least!

Hi, I'm KANG Bong-gu. Nice to meet you all

Attention... Please... Attention!

He's a student teacher for PE class

His major is pole vaulting

And he's a great tango dancer

He'll help us with the festival

It wasn't me

Mr. KANG, what's wrong?

What's wrong with you?

Begin the class!

Do you have a girlfriend?

A girlfriend? Well?

If my ex-girlfriend counts, I have one

so... I do have a girlfriend

You're lonely, aren't you?

Loneliness is from surroundings

solitude is a man's own choice

Me? I'm not lonely

- shall we begin? - sing us a song please

- I'm not a good singer. - sing! sing! sing!

I've finally met the man of my destiny

- KANG Bong-gu! - Come on

Who says he's the one for you?

Didn't I tell you? You know when you see him

In my dream, he was about to hold my...

It's Bong-gu!

- I farted. - What?

It must've been embarrassing

I told you to be careful, man

Who was it you farted for?

BAEK se-mi

BAEK se-mi? You mean that actress?

she's in your class

I got away with it this time. But what am I gonna do?

I can't believe I farted for a high school chick

I envy you. I'm a huge fan of her

- Can we switch classes? - I would if I could

You can eat this

Okay, thanks. Change the way you talk!

Ask the principal!

It was Bong-gu who farted? Is that it?

What matters is that he farts when he gets a woody

Woody? What's woody?

You know what it is

- An erection! - Oh gosh!

Why does it make him fart?

Beats me

If he farts for se-mi, I'll make him shit for me!

Going to school? This early?

It's only 6

so I can study before it gets crowded

Good girl

Bye

- What's going on here? - They're aggressive

I thought so. They're for you

smells good

Hi

Mr. KANG?

It's for you

- Thanks. - I'm in the commercial for this

Aren't you eating it?

- Good, isn't it? - Yes

Take your time, se-mi

se-mi!

How old are you, drooling on ice cream?

What's your problem?

- Are you interested in Bong-gu, a kid? - What? A kid?

Why am I a kid? We're the same age!

Yeah?

Do you have any idea what turns men on?

Of course I do. But I'm not gonna tell you

You know what?

It makes me sad to think I'm competing for a guy

with a premature girl like you

A premature girl?!

What makes you think we're different?

Do I have to tell you?

I Don't have time for this. Bong-gu is mine

so stay away from him

Understood?

Wash your hair!

Get set!

Will you help her?

- What'd You put in there? - It's squashed

Cut it out!

Didn't it feel good when he grabbed your tits?

What?

Wanna know if I have on a padded bra?

I Don't need that

You're like gum on the asphalt

so embarrassing!

Did you see the way Bong-gu looked at her?

He was almost drooling

Yeah, it wasn't the same stare he gives us

We need to show him we're sexy too

Come on, that's not sexy

It's dumb!

I'm sure he can feel destined love...

... blossoming in my heart

I Don't know. Your chest is too flat...

... for him to feel anything

sung-eun, Bong-gu wants to see you in the office

see? He's feeling it!

- I guess a padded bra worked. - shut up!

Did you wanna see me?

Yes, sit

- sung-eun... - Yes?

Do you...

By any chance...

- Do you wanna run track? - What?

Your record is good enough

Faster than most guys!

- What's her record? - 1 2.77 seconds

- Really? - she's real fast

What about se-mi?

- What do you think? - Do I look like a boy to you?

Normal girls can't be this. Consider it, okay?

It's time for class

Mr. KANG!

Look at her!

she's almost rubbing his arm on her chest!

- Let's go bowling. - Bowling?

You're a PE teacher. You must be good, right?

Teach me how to bowl

- I'm not a good bowler. - Come on, let's go

se-mi, I'm a good bowler

You are? You're coming with us then

Hey, let's go? It's been a while

Okay then

- Wanna come with us? - Yes!

You okay?

Why Don't we divide teams and play for hamburgers?

That sounds good. OK?

sure

The winning team gets to eat with you

The losing team goes on its own. What about that?

sure, you're on

Let's divide teams

We'll play with Mr. KANG

No way

You Don't decide that

Yeah, she's right

Here's what

sung-eun and se-mi do rock, scissors, paper

And I do it with Mr. KlM. What do you say?

Rock, scissors, paper!

- Go! - Go!

Go!

Keep your left arm up and go like this

Like this?

Are you okay?

se-mi was so lucky

I Don't think he's destined to be with sung-eun

I'm gonna ask suk-gu for help

suk-gu?

That boy we saw at the wedding? One with a crush on you?

What?

There's a boy out there who has a crush on her?

Hey, he's crazy about me

Ijust Don't like him

some taste he has!

By the way, how can he help you?

- Right? - Yes

It's homework

To see what female behavior men react fast to

For biology class

That's right. What's a turn-on for men?

Huh? I Don't know

All sorts of impulses. Visual, auditory, and olfactory

But the best way is physical contact

Men are all animals!

- sorry. - Physical contact?

Be more specific about it

Touch him anywhere like this?

When you do, men freeze on the spot

Like ice!

You mean they respond to moaning?

Moaning?

Like this?

And thin long legs shown under a short skirt is...

... a visual turn-on?

Like this?

This short?

Yes... pull it up higher

If you show your thighs, that always works

Yeah?

Like this?

If Bong-gu sees how sexy I can be

He'll forget about se-mi right away

Are you sure suk-gu is a dating expert?

Yes, that's why I asked him

- Why? - Nothing

Did you hear that?

se-mi practiced tango with him alone last night

What?!

Your panties will show

Do that at the swimming pool soon

Why in the classroom?

This is no pool

What should I do?

Follow me

Oh, hi

Teacher?

se-mi...

What's going on?

Ijust came back from a shoot

I know. Your mom called

But you're at school now

Isn't it too much?

sorry. I didn't have time to change

I hurried back not to miss any more classes

That's the attitude. students should have

Go ahead

- Go on. - Thank you

Nature's calling

Attention please!

Today we're learning a folk dance

Are you sure about this?

Of course! We can't miss this chance

What are you gonna do?

You?

Good luck

- Go! - Let's go

Bow

One, two, three... Bow

With partners to your left

Now change partners

Now start over with new partners

One, two, three... Bow

Pull in and back. Partners to your left

Now to your right

Turn and change partners

One, two, three...

start over. One, two, three... Bow

Here we go again. Left partner

Hold on

Keep on practicing. I need to excuse myself

some guys fart while peeing. That's not odd

And some ladies fart when they're drunk

That's not strange, right?

That's because they can't control sphincter muscles

But farting when aroused?

Do you really?

- What's this for? - I need to see if it's true

Oh, I see

- You fart when aroused, right? - Yes

You Don't get an erection?

I do, but...

But you can't fart?

Are you kidding me?

I can't help you

Go to a general hospital

Doctor, can you take a look at this chart?

It doesn't look normal

This is what I'm talking about

Go to the bathroom first!

The penis discharges sperm and urine

It's circular and covered with skin

which is spongy and epidermal at the end of it

It's connected to an artery through the urethra

so the erection takes place when the blood fills up

Do you follow?

Ma'am

What's exactly an erection?

As the sciatic spongy muscle in the penis contracts

the artery is blocked...

... making the blood gather as a result

Okay?

so it becomes big and small like a folding cane?

Is that it?

Get up?

You have a problem with the way I teach?

Then why are you asking me stupid questions?

What's this?

You have earphones on in class?

You stopped me?

You painted your nails?

What do you think I am? A clown?!

Why does everyone put me down? Why? Why?

It's clean now

What I asked was totally biological

she didn't have to hit me!

sex education is so poor in our country

That's right

Is there anybody who can teach us everything?

What for?

You need to grow up first

What did you say?!

Mind your own business

Playing adults will get you in trouble

Look who's talking

What do you think you are, a freaking adult?

Have you had sex?

I didn't think so

That's what makes us different

stay out of it, kids

I've done it too

If you shag Bong-gu before the festival

I'll give up on him

Otherwise, he's mine

That's unfair

she said she'd done it. What's the problem?

He'll never look at you as a woman

You Don't know that!

Go sex, then

If you do, he's all yours

You're chickening out?

Fine, I can have sex with him over 1 00 times

By the way, you menstruate, right?

- for a woman. - I'm gonna kill you!

Are you crazy? What are you gonna do?

I Don't know. she pushed me too far

What am I gonna do?

You should do it

Hey!

Have you ever seen it?

seen what?

- The penis. - Come on!

You can't have sex...

... without having seen it

I know, but how?

Any idea?

- What? - 6 o'clock on Fridays!

Damn, he's punctual!

What's going on here?

This isn't good. Any other idea?

The flasher was the right man. He'll be back in a week

Isn't this fattening?

I should watch it if I wanna look good tomorrow at the pool

Men's locker room!

Did you see it?

should we try again?

Did you see it?

- Really? Bong-gu's? - Our teacher's

Me, too

It's so small. He puts pads in his underwear?

I Don't think guys

It will hurt a lot when he's in me

How small our teacher's is

My neck hurts when I swim

Because you keep your head out of the water

- How am I gonna breathe? - some PE teacher!

Don't shit, okay?

You know what?

Time is running out. I need to be more aggressive

Are you really gonna do it?

After all, we're destined to be together

I really love him. I can give him everything

The question is, Does he love you too?

- I Don't know. - It's crucial to find that out

- Right. - But how?

- should I ask suk-gu? - You're gonna meet him again?

Forget it

Just tell him you love him. That's the best way

You think so?

All right. Bring it on!

- Are you hungry? - I'll have to see you later

- Me too. - Bye

What'd you wanna see me for?

Anything happened to sung-eun?

- You like her that much? - Yes

Let's bring it on

What?

sure. Come on

Wanna go out with me?

Me?

Why?

I liked you when I first saw you

It's my dad. He died 3 years ago

He looks a lot like me

I'm saying this for your sake. Give sung-eun up

she's gonna sleep with Bong-gu

Bong-gu? Who's that?

He's a student teacher. The man of sung-eun's destiny

KANG Bong-gu!

Teachers can't hit on students!

That perverted jerk!

sung-eun is hitting on him!

sung-eun?

- Daddy has to go. - Dad, I Don't feel good

Are you shitting during showering?

Why not?

As I said, he is the man of her destiny

Destiny my butt!

I'll protect her. Wait for me, Bong-gu!

You're no match for him

You'll find out soon

I'm sorry

I was just telling you to stop barking up the wrong tree

Oh Go! I'm really sorry

I didn't think you'd lose it like that

sung-eun?

You're still up?

You okay? Are you feeling better?

A cucumber?

This isn't good on an upset stomach

This doesn't help you with digestion

I'll eat it

Did you put sesame oil on it?

Chewing gum?

That should be okay

Is it good for constipation?

By the way...

Mom and I are going away on business this saturday

You're gonna be okay, right?

I have something to tell you

Go ahead

sung-eun, you go first

In fact...

I did it last night. Five times

At first it was accidental when I was showering

The more I thought of Bong-gu, the more I got aroused

How about you, Mi-sook?

Yesterday, I got dumped by suk-gu

That's a shame

Masturbation is okay?

That's in among girls lately

Haven't you done it, Mi-sook?

What's your problem?

Brainy smurf is threatening to kill himself

What?!

Look at that

- He must be serious. - You're in big trouble

What's this?

"I love you. I'll die for you," It goes on and on

I was touched at first

How am I gonna stop him. I Don't know who he is?

You must be really worried

should I do this too?

I will love you until I die

What's that?

"I'll love you until I die.,

Who's it from?

Well... I have no idea

Be nice to her. she loves you so much

Give it here

Excuse me for a second

sung-eun!

Yes?

Didn't you come to see me?

stay there

- Why'd you run? - Ijust...

Are you available tonight?

No, not tonight

Why?

I thought we could go bowling since it's saturday

I'm sorry. Will a rain check do?

Okay

Wait, sung-eun

Yes?

Did you send me this?

No, it wasn't me

I see

Okay, see you

Who the hell was it?

Did you send it to him?

It wasn't me!

You know that's not my handwriting

Now there's one thing left you can do

What is it?

A last resort!

This is it

Let's take a break

My toes hurt

Tell me. Do I look like a girl?

You ARE a girl

I'm a little scared

You Don't have to do this

I'm so doing it

I'll march in and let him know I'm the lady of his destiny

Won't it hurt?

- Of course it will. - It'll bleed?

The hymen will rip

Are you sure about this?

Yes, I'll marry him anyway

It's okay to give what I value most...

... to the man of my destiny

Put this underneath. I read it in a book

Guys, I appreciate this

I will return as a woman

- Hey, that! - Right!

sung-eun?

Drink it before you go

I feel much better now. Thanks, soo-yoen

should we wait here?

No, go home

I'll be sleeping over

Bye

Who could it be?

sung-eun, what are you doing here?

Hi

What do you have on?

You can't barge in like this

Nice place!

sung-eun, are you drunk?

Bong-gu

I love you so much

I know, but...

No, you Don't!

I do. Trust me

- I'm sleeping with you tonight. - What?!

Are you out of your mind?

Don't say a word

I'm ready for this

I'll give myself to you

sung-eun, that's...

I Don't care what you say

I'm sleeping with you tonight

No matter what it takes...

Does it hurt a lot?

Very much

It does. How much?

Can't you see? I'm bleeding!

Why do I feel like my pubic hair is coming off?

Why your pubic hair?

sung-eun

You put it on sticky side up?

Don't even know how to put it on?

Go fix it!

- I have a problem. - What?

The book says to use contraceptives

But I Don't think I did

What? What are you saying?

- You're pregnant? - What am I gonna do?

Even if we're getting married, I can't be pregnant now

Of course not!

so what are we doing?

Let's buy a pregnancy test kit

What is it? Is she pregnant?

What the...

soo-yoen, are you pregnant?

Yeah, I am pregnant. so what?

What are you talking about? It's sung-eun's

You slept with Bong-gu?

Now he's hers

stay away as you promised

I can't believe this!

Excuse me

Is there a girl named sUNG In-hwa?

That's Dr. sUNG

You'll have to wait

Are you Dr. sUNG?

Yes, here for counseling?

During the weekdays, it's from 7 to 9 am

On saturdays, it's from 3 to 6 pm

I'm off on sundays

You'll have to wait a week. Is it urgent?

In-hwa

We can't afford to wait. so why Don't you...

At 6:30 this evening

You didn't take pills?

He didn't use a condom?

When's your period?

A period?

she doesn't get it

What?

How can you be pregnant then?

Without it, you Don't get pregnant?

Yeah, that's right!

Come on, it's the basics!

You learn it in biology class

Why does it hurt then?

Think about it

This big penis keeps going in and out of a small hole

How can it not hurt?

You girls know nothing

I'll give you a few more tips

You pay attention too

If you get to do it...

Men Don't like wearing condoms so girls have to be prepared

They're all pigs

Why can't they put it on to make girls feel better?

Pills control hormones so we won't get pregnant

It can't be any good for us

Animals!

Why is it so difficult for them to put a rubber on?

I'm sorry to interrupt, but what rubber?

Rubber like a rubber band! sorry

A rubber is a condom

There's a zero possibility for you to be pregnant

In-hwa!

Let me ask you something

How many times have you done it?

Why are you crying?

I Don't doubt you. It's just...

God!

sung-eun is going through a lot lately

so I wanted to get right information for her

soo-yoen, I'm in love with you

I'm Brainy smurf

The large intestine is an organ from the small intestines...

... to the anus

It consists of the cecum, colon, and rectum

- If it doesn't function well... - Ma'am?

- What? - I need to go to the bathroom

Why didn't you go during the recess?

I have a sudden pain in my stomach

Go

sung-eun!

To the right of the stomach is the liver helping digest fat

Back already? What'd the nurse say?

Is there any problem?

sung-eun got...

... her first period!

Congratulations, sung-eun. Now you've become a woman

Let's call it a day to celebrate her first period

Congratulations!

What's the big deal?

What was that pregnancy test kit then?

Was it her mom's?

Are you ready?

Do I have to? We've already slept together

Didn't you hear the nurse? You're still a virgin

You haven't done it

The blood was your period. And the hymen is fine

so start over

Honestly, that's scarier

Don't worry

We're here for you

- Where are You taking me? - Our classroom

- What's there? - You'll see

What's going on?

sung-eun...

What's all this?

You know what?

I'm really thankful to you

For what?

You were a gentleman, protecting me that night

Oh, that was...

I've started my first period

I am a true woman now

I see

Congratulations

Listen, sung-eun

- Is he coming out? - Yes, he is!

You are still here?

No, we just got back to see sung-eun

I'm leaving. see you later

Bye

sung-eun, how'd it go?

He and I kissed

Really? How nice!

How was it?

In fact... he smelled like an ashtray

An ashtray? Not honey?

Anyway, you made it. Congratulations!

Yeah, I'm happy for you!

she must be with a student teacher named KANG Bong-gu now

That's all I have to say

I'm leaving now

You're not lying?

I'm not

Bye

Thanks, suk-gu

What's wrong with her? she's just a little girl!

What, a little girl can't love?

Really?

- You had No idea? - No

Looks like it's gonna rain

Why is she so late?

I'm gonna give her some serious beating

Beating won't solve it. We should teach her right

It was yourjob to teach her that kind of stuff!

Why putting it on me?

I never learned it from my mother either

Why doesn't the school teach that?

They learn math and English at school, not sex

Where the hell is she?

Look at you

You're soaked!

Tell me where you've been all this evening!

None of your business

Don't talk back to your mother!

Were you with that Bong-gu jerk? I should call the school and...

Yes, I was!

so what?!

Honey, why did you...

He's the man of my destiny. I love him, but...

Who's that for?

Is it for me?

Can I leave if I'm done?

Yeah, sure

Damn player!

sung-eun, can we talk?

I Don't like that

And I Don't wanna talk to you

It's about yesterday

I was thinking and...

Mr. KANG

You fart for me. Why do you have to see se-mi?

BAEK se-mi?

I saw you yesterday

You two were arm in arm on the street

sung-eun?

I have to go

What's the occasion?

-is he that student teacher? -Yes

- He looks too cheesy. - Yeah

What's wrong?

Nothing

Want some seasoned rice cake?

It's too fattening

You're not thin anyway!

Did you go to see her at school?

It wasn't good. she was so cold to me

You shouldn't have hit her

Why Don't you talk to her?

Why me?

she prefers you to me. Go talk to her

Go ahead

- studying? - Yes

- Wanna go out with Dad? - I have a test tomorrow

Oh, that's right

shall we dance, Princess?

- sung-eun. - Yes?

You know how much I love you, Don't you?

I do

Whomever you fall in love with...

There'll always be two people behind you

- You know that, Don't you? - Yes

- Hi, sung-eun. - What'd you wanna see me for?

- I think you misunderstood. - I never misunderstand

sit down

sit

Actually...

I can't believe I'm telling you this

You Don't have to

Yesterday, Mr. KIM asked se-mi out

so she wanted to seek some advice from me

What?

You get it now?

Mr. KANG, can I go?

sure

Here

Let me

You must be tired shooting until late at night

I feel sorry for you

Let's go

Taxi!

Get in

Here

Chungdam-dong please. Drive carefully

se-mi

Here. Bye

What are you doing here?

Didn't you come to ask me out on a date?

God, I'm hungry

- Buy me some noodles. - Okay

Aren't you tired? Give them here

Won't people think you're too old for me?

My brother and his wife are 8 years apart

Age is only a number

sorry!

- Are you okay? - I'm fine

Excuse me. What's your name?

It's NAM Je-ho

Do you tango?

Yes, I'm good at it

Having fun?

Yes, I am

They're really good

Did you practice a lot?

I did. How about you?

I sure did

I'm so nervous to dance in front of people

sung-eun...

I had so much fun with you

so did l

sorry, but that's my seat

Is it?

see you later

Thank you!

What a performance by those from Dance school!

Next is the highlight of tonight

It's a 36-year-long tradition

Girls will choose their partners to dance with

Let's see who they choose

se-mi, does this mean you'll accept my heart?

It depends on how good a dancer you are

You're being too cheesy. I might get a second thought

I've been thinking seriously

About what?

Let's bring it on

What?

Let's go steady

You mean it?

Okay!

sung-eun, does love change?

Love moves around!

shit!

Come on

Didn't I tell you to stay away from this school?

Give me Fridays, man

You stupid ass! Hold on

Act your age, man

You Don't know what it takes to be a flasher

No flasher dresses like you these days

You have to have a sense of fashion!

Look what it says

- An annual plan? - That's right

see the X mark on July 1 6th? It means I didn't do it

What about on 23rd? I didn't do it then either

The summer break started on July 25th

so I didn't get to do it on 26th either

August came

A new semester started on 26th, but nobody was here

What does it say for 31 st?

- It rained. - so I couldn't do it!

shut up and listen! september 6th was a holiday

- No school day. - That's right!

Today is the first chance in a good 8 weeks!

And you had to ruin it?!

It's about time you retired

Those chicks love my thing!

You're married for God sake!

I still wanna be a flasher!

They wanna see a young, healthy one!

- Young, healthy my ass! - see for yourself!