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Hey, what's up? How you doing'?

Hey, could you pick me up, please?

Like, now?

How was the movie?

I'm sorry, okay?

Yeah, get in.

Hey.

You know, when I was your age,

I barfed all over Grandma's favorite shag carpet

in the guest bathroom.

I told her it was bad shellfish.

But actually,

I downed half a bottle of peppermint schnapps

behind Sweetie Pie's with my friends.

So, come on.

No judgment. Just tell me what happened tonight.

Zach and I broke up.

Oh, my God. Sweetie, I'm so sorry.

No, don't... Don't... Don't do any of that.

It's just...

He started talking about Japan and how it's too far,

and that I shouldn't do the program next year.

That's not cool.

What?

Like, Mom, you just have no idea

what I'm going through, ever.

- Maybe he's right. - Actually...

Maybe I shouldn't go. It's not like I speak the language.

I don't know anyone else who's going.

Why am I even going?

Listen, when I was in high school...

No, Mom, this isn't the Sweetie Pie's, okay?

Things are, like, a lot more stressful now.

Yeah, you'd be surprised.

Why don't you sit down, and I'll tell you a story.

Because I'm gonna go to bed. I'm tired.

Aw. Well, you're probably just gonna

stare at your phone all night.

So, then why can't you just text me?

Sit your butt down!

It was the early '80s...

No, please, not the '80s.

Yes, the '80s in the San Fernando Valley.

And me and my friends...

Were valley girls.

I know, you've told me a thousand times.

You guys were all like,

"Oh, my God. Like, where's my brain?"

Yup. And we actually used words like "tripendicular,"

and we wore teal eyeliner and popped collars.

And we hung out at the mall every night.

Wow. Deep.

Okay, so we weren't exactly solving world hunger.

But at the time, it seemed perfect.

♪ Life was Like a pop song ♪

♪ And we knew all the words ♪

♪ See the people Walking down the street ♪

♪ Fall in line Just watching all their feet ♪

- ♪ They don't know ♪ - ♪ Where they wanna go ♪

♪ But they're walking in time ♪

♪ They got the beat ♪

♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪

♪ Yeah They got the beat ♪

♪ All the kids Are getting out of school ♪

♪ They can't wait to hang out And be cool ♪

♪ Hang around Till quarter after twelve ♪

♪ That's when They fall in line ♪

♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪

♪ Kids got the beat ♪

♪ Yeah Kids got the beat ♪

♪ Go-go music Really makes us dance ♪

♪ Do the pony Puts us in a trance ♪

♪ Do the Watusi Just give us a chance ♪

♪ That's when we fall in line ♪

♪ 'Cause we got the beat They got the beat ♪

♪ Kids got the beat ♪

♪ Yeah Kids got the beat ♪

♪ We got the beat ♪

♪ We know you can dance To the beat ♪

♪ We got the beat Jump back ♪

♪ Get down ♪

♪ Round and round and round ♪

♪ Round and round and round ♪

♪ We got the beat ♪

♪ We got the beat We got the beat ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We got the beat We got the beat ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We got the beat ♪

♪ We got the beat ♪

♪ Yeah We got it ♪

Nope. Stop.

You were singing and dancing on a fountain.

That's how I remember it.

That's what it felt like.

God, that's so cringy.

We lived in a total bubble.

We never left the valley.

We barely left the mall.

We were warned to never go over the hill

where all the weirdos lived.

Punks and runaways.

It was just a few zip codes over,

but seemed like a million miles away.

♪ I don't give a damn 'Bout my reputation ♪

♪ You're living in the past It's a new generation ♪

♪ A girl can do What she wants to do ♪

♪ And that's what I'm gonna do ♪

♪ And I don't give a damn About my bad reputation ♪

- ♪ Oh, no ♪ - ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me ♪

♪ I don't give a damn About my reputation ♪

♪ Never said I wanted To improve my station ♪

♪ And I'm only doin' good When I'm havin' fun ♪

♪ And I don't wanna please No one ♪

♪ And I'm never gonna care About my bad reputation ♪

- ♪ Oh, no ♪ - ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪

- ♪ Not me ♪ - ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me ♪

- ♪ Oh, no ♪ - ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪

Damn it! Stupid thing ate our demo.

See? It, too, is sick of playing our five shitty songs.

Pigs!

♪ Oh, I don't give a damn About my bad reputation ♪

♪ Oh, no, not me ♪

And he was, "Totally." And then he was all like,

"Uh, call me, babe." And I was like, "Rob!"

- Oh, my God! - I'm so sure.

Oh, my God.

But you said you wanted to call him.

Duh. Like, she totally does,

but she can't act like she does.

See, that's why Julie has the most bitchin' dude in school.

- Yeah. - Whatever.

Ugh. I'm gonna barf. Where should we go now?

- Esprit or Limited? - Limited.

Esprit.

I... Esprit.

Well, I've got a radical idea.

Let's blow. I mean, we could go anywhere.

Like another mall?

No. Like, get on the first bus we see.

We could, like, go over the hill

to Hollywood or something.

Or we could just, like, see where it takes us.

You're freaking me out!

Oh, my God. Like, freak me out.

It sounds, like, way dangerous.

- Hollywood is so groady! - Let's go.

Thank God.

Julie, like, here comes your man.

- Damn, he's so fresh. - Stop.

Hey, hot stuff. Catch you at the pep rally?

Yeah. It's, like, mandatory.

Hey, Mickey.

♪ Oh, Mickey, you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine You blow my mind ♪

♪ Hey, Mickey ♪

♪ Hey, Mickey Hey, Mickey ♪

Whoo!

Yeah!

Mickey Bowen!

Check out that bod.

All right.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

Hey, everybody.

And to think that some members of the faculty

suggested that we shouldn't have

a pep rally for one person.

Boo!

And need I remind you?

Senior prom is just one month away!

And, uh, I have some great news for you.

Let's get a drumroll, please.

Our high school has been selected

to have our prom broadcast live

on the greatest radio station in LA, KROQ!

Oh, my God!

And, everybody, remember,

no more spiking the punch.

Okay? Last year, I got a DUI.

Mickey, I'm not...

Mickey, I'm not supposed to come in here.

Okay.

Mickey, we could get in trouble.

We're gonna get in trouble together.

- We can't... - Hey, it's just us. Okay?

Now!

What do you say, Jules?

Me, you? That?

Just say yes. Just say yes.

- Okay. - Okay?

- Yeah. - Yeah!

Excellent!

♪ Janet Jackson Janet Jackson ♪

♪ Just like Janet Just like Janet ♪

Hmm.

I, like, totally have to practice

if we're gonna be live on KROQ.

KROQ is a radio station, Loryn.

I need UVs, like, now.

- Tell me. - What happened?

I just got asked to prom by five assholes.

I just can't decide who I want to take me, Mike or Danny.

Danny has the bod, but his brains are bad news.

I mean, he's going to Cal State Northridge.

Like, we're going to Northridge?

Yeah, but we're not gonna

actually date the guys who go there.

But, I mean, you don't have to worry.

You're set for life with Mickey.

Oh, my God, you guys are so getting married.

- Totally. - I'm so sure.

I mean, people are waiting now, you know?

Some girls don't even get married

until they're, like, 23 and stuff.

If I'm not married by 23, I'll kill myself.

But I'm not even sure what I wanna do with my life.

Yeah, that's why you get married.

So you don't have to do anything.

Yeah, like, once the divorce is final,

my mom has to, like, get a job.

Well, what does she like to do?

Be married.

Don't bring up your mom's divorce, Stacey,

it makes me really sad.

Sorry.

Does anyone want a Diet Coke?

- Okay. - One for me.

- No ice, Stacey. - Okay.

But what if you got a bitchin' job?

You know, like designing clothes?

Or, Loryn, dancing?

Why would you want to?

To have a life. To, like, be independent.

Ew! Bummer!

But it's the 1980s, guys. Girls can do anything.

♪ Oh, girls just Wanna have fun ♪

♪ I come home In the morning light ♪

♪ My mother says ♪

♪ "When you gonna Live your life right?" ♪

♪ Oh, Mother, dear, We're not the fortunate ones ♪

♪ But girls They wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just Wanna have fun ♪

Sorry!

♪ The phone rings In the middle of the night ♪

♪ My father yells, "What you Gonna do with your life?" ♪

♪ Oh, Daddy, dear, you know You're still number one ♪

♪ But girls They want to have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just want to have ♪

♪ That's all they really want ♪

♪ Some fun ♪

♪ When the working day Is done ♪

♪ Oh, no Girls, they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just Wanna have fun ♪

♪ Girls, they wanna ♪

♪ Girls Girls just wanna have fun ♪

♪ They just wanna They just wanna ♪

♪ They just wanna They just wanna ♪

- ♪ Girls ♪ - ♪ Girls ♪

- ♪ Wanna ♪ - ♪ Wanna ♪

- ♪ Fun, fun ♪ - ♪ Fun, fun ♪

♪ They just wanna They just wanna ♪

♪ They just wanna Girls just wanna have ♪

♪ They just wanna They just wanna ♪

♪ Girls just wanna Girls just wanna have fun ♪

♪ Some boys Take a beautiful girl ♪

♪ And hide her away From the rest of the world ♪

♪ I want to be the one To walk in the sun ♪

So, I totally stole my mom's Joy of Sex book!

Did you see those illustrations?

It was so gross.

Yeah, I'd like to hear more about this book.

Wasn't on my summer reading list.

Like, I could totally give you

a full report tonight at my friend's party.

1807 Sierra Vista Heights.

No. Get out. Like, go.

No. Ugh.

Sorry about my buddy there. He can be a real dick.

Yeah. He's, like, way rude.

He does this all the time.

Hi. We were all just leaving.

Like, now.

Yeah, um... I mean...

Hey, wait! What's your name?

Hook me up with those 'chos

and I'll tell you where the Val chicks are going tonight.

Dude, a bird was just all over those.

Wicked.

Wait, back up.

You just left?

Well, I had a boyfriend.

Who was a total tool.

And he had all those tattoos.

I mean, he was actually considered pretty,

you know, edgy back then.

You have instant chemistry with this crazy hot guy

and you just bailed?

Well, if you'll let me finish...

Because you were afraid of his tattoos?

Ugh. You know, I'm so tired.

Maybe you should just go text all your friends.

No.

I mean, you can keep going.

If you talk more about him and not about,

like, leg warmers.

Okay. No leg warmers.

I promise.

Now, take it forward, take it,

one, two, three...

- Mom? - Huh?

Have you ever, like, thought something was totally right

that it should, like, fit just perfectly

but then it just totally doesn't?

Ooh, well...

I guess, that kind of depends

on what you're trying to fit where, you know.

I mean, sometimes, things aren't meant to...

- be put in certain... - Oh, my, God!

Experimenting is fun.

- Ew! Mom! - It's exciting.

- Hello, ladies. - Oh, my God!

Look at what I got.

What is that?

Look at this new technology.

- Look at how sleek it is. - Whoa!

There's a whole VCR in here. Look how small that is.

It's burning hot to the touch but I think that's normal.

We could make our own workout video.

Honey, we can make all kinds of videos.

- Ooh! - No, stop, guys.

Oh, Julie Richman.

American teenage girl...

- Stop, Dad. - ...of the Valley variety.

But what is she working on right now?

Is it another world-famous fashion project?

Um, my outfit for Mickey's costume party.

For what party?

No. I mean, are his parents gonna be there?

- No Risky Business. - Yes.

His parents will be there. They even got it catered.

Well, that sounds classy.

Kamikazes!

It's very important to stay hydrated.

I know this because I'm a mom.

Yeah. I'm a mother.

Do you think Dolly Parton stuffs her bra, too?

Totally.

Oh, my God. Do you remember the Halloween

that we made those Houdini costumes?

Yeah, with the handcuffs.

You guys are so lucky

I rescued you in middle school.

- Especially you, Stacey. - Oh.

Hey, yo! Adrian!

Ah, it's Rob!

Oh, what happened to your hands?

No pain, no gain!

Unbelievable.

You are, like, so lucky.

Seriously, that was a perfect cannonball.

Oh.

Oh, you're soaking.

Hell, yeah. You're smokin' too, babe.

What are you, anyway?

Oh, wait. Uh, Chip!

Chip!

Dukes of Hazzard!

Yo, Mickey! Check this out!

Oh, hell, yeah!

Chair launch!

Drop, drop, drop...

Three,

two,

one!

♪ Friday night And everyone's moving ♪

♪ I can feel the heat but It's soothing, heading down ♪

♪ I search for the beat In this dirty town ♪

♪ Downtown the young ones Are going ♪

♪ Downtown the young ones Are growing ♪

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ Everybody live For the music-go-round ♪

♪ Bright lights The music gets faster ♪

♪ Look, boy, Don't check on your watch ♪

♪ Not another glance ♪

♪ I'm not leaving now, honey, Not a chance ♪

♪ Hot-shot Give me no problems ♪

♪ Much later, baby You'll be saying never mind ♪

♪ You know life is cruel Life is never kind ♪

- ♪ Kind hearts ♪ - ♪ Don't make a new story ♪

- ♪ Kind hearts ♪ - ♪ Don't grab any glory ♪

♪ We're the kids in America Whoa-oh ♪

♪ We're the kids in America Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Everybody live For the music-go-round ♪

Hey, guys,

they're giving out free polos back there!

Dweebs!

Whoo!

♪ We're the kids Hey ♪

♪ We're the kids Hey ♪

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ We're the kids Hey ♪

♪ We're the kids Hey ♪

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

() Whoa! Radical costumes.

But who are you?

We're young. We're still figuring that out.

Good evening, my liege.

- Hey, Casper. - Hey.

Oh, are you Elliott from E.T.?

I am.

I love that movie!

I know. I mean, uh...

Is it attached to your butt?

No. It's more of, I'd say, the groin area.

Oh.

I mean, not... It wasn't...

I'm Princess Diana!

- You look great. - Thanks.

You know, I really like her.

I know she's not a blood princess.

I know that it's by marriage, but I still...

Hey!

- Are you a fish? - Uh...

'Cause, son, you're going for a swim!

That was amazing.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.

Uh, I... Do you wanna come in?

I can't. I borrowed my nana's wig.

Jules, you won't believe what just happened!

Danny was all bragging about his new Porsche.

And I was, like, ribbin' him hard

sayin' he wouldn't take that thing over 90

and he was, like, "I'm so sure."

So, I'm, like, "Okay, prove it, dude."

So, we take this thing out to the street.

He gets it to, like, 50, wimps out.

So, he starts doing donuts and then he throws up.

And then I was, like,

"There's no way you're getting

that puke out of the glove box."

- You're not even listening. - What?

- Are you listening to me? - Yeah.

Uh... You puked in his glove box?

Who's that douchebag?

I don't know.

Okay, well, I think you really need

to see this for yourself.

Man, these high school guys blow.

Oh, my God, totally.

Pretty good with that pump.

Maybe you can show me what else you're good at.

Oh, gee. You're not really my type, cro-mag.

I'm every girl's type, babe.

Let's just say you don't have the right equipment.

Shut up, dude.

Dyke alert!

Dyke alert!

What?

Say that again. Say that again!

- Frankie says relax. - Hey, hey, hey!

Back up!

- Do you want this? - Hey, hey!

Yo, get these guys out of here, man.

I just got clocked by Daisy Duke.

Damn!

Jock douchebag.

- Who cares? - She's a val, man.

Come on.

I stole all the remotes.

Looks like you lost the War on Drugs, Mr. President.

Dude!

Yo, dude.

Nice recovery, Manny.

I thought you were down-and-out

after you hurled in the Jacuzzi.

Okay. This is your party, too.

You belong and your camp friends were wrong.

Oh.

Just... Okay.

You looking for someone out there?

Are you crazy?

Yeah.

Uh, we met at the beach. I'm Randy.

I'm Julie.

Hey, open up!

So, do you, like, live around here?

Not exactly.

Come on, man. Hurry up in there.

Wanna get outta here?

I'm so sure.

- Kill. Let's motor. - Wait. As if!

Like, I just met you. And this is Mickey's party.

The Mickey?

- This is Mickey's party? - Shh.

Well, I mean, where would you wanna go?

Anywhere.

What would you wanna do?

Anything.

Oh, God. I don't know.

Mickey, all of my friends,

like, everybody would probably have a total cow if I left.

Forget them.

What do you wanna do?

You are crazy.

♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪

♪ To hang around with you ♪

Where are you going?

♪ Maybe you think I'm lucky ♪

- ♪ To have something to do ♪ - Shh.

♪ But I think That you're wild ♪

♪ Inside me is some child ♪

♪ You might think I'm foolish ♪

♪ Maybe it's untrue ♪

♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪

♪ But all I want is you ♪

Come on.

You can't leave your boyfriend's party.

I mean, Karen will...

These are the kids they warn us about in life skills class!

Come on.

Jules...

♪ You might think It's hysterical ♪

♪ But I know when you're weak ♪

♪ You think You're in the movies ♪

♪ And everything's so deep ♪

- Hey! - ♪ But I think that you're wild ♪

♪ When you flash That fragile smile ♪

♪ You might think I'm foolish ♪

♪ What you put me through ♪

♪ You might think I'm crazy But all I want is you ♪

Absolutely not!

♪ And it's hard So hard to take ♪

♪ There's no escape Without a scrape ♪

♪ You kept it going Till the sun fell down ♪

♪ You kept it going! ♪

Hey, Speedy, you got my money?

- Come on. Come on. - I'm so not getting out here.

Okay, but when they attack the car, save the radio.

Jules!

Whoa!

♪ You might think I'm delirious The way I run you down ♪

♪ But somewhere sometimes When you're curious ♪

♪ I'll be back around ♪

♪ You might think it's foolish This chancy rendezvous ♪

♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪

♪ All I want is you ♪

♪ All I want is you ♪

You guys are cutting it close.

Well, we ended up in a bad part of town.

♪ To bring me back I'm a million miles away ♪

♪ A million miles away ♪

Sorry.

Wait, shouldn't somebody stop that fight?

It's called dancing!

Hardly. Like, what's the point?

Pointlessness!

Amazing, right?

I don't know. It's kinda weird.

It's just authentic.

But I guess you don't get that in the valley.

I like the valley.

You think you like the valley, but it's empty.

You dress alike, you talk the same.

Oh, my God! You guys totally dress the same!

Maybe you need to get out of Hollywood.

So, when can I see you again?

Aren't you supposed to, like,

wait until the end of the night

- to ask me that? - Why?

Julie! What about Mickey?

Like, I think you're having a mental breakdown or something.

Oh, my God.

Just a little bit longer, please?

Look around us.

People have holes where they're not supposed to.

Please?

I got stabbed with that kid's hair.

Obviously, you, like, wanna be here, but I don't.

I'm calling a cab!

Are you gonna be able to get home okay?

I got a 1420 on my SAT, Jules!

I think I can get myself back to Encino!

Hello, you Hollywood urchins!

Safety Recall!

We are Safety Recall!

I got a special guest here this evening.

And I just want to try something new.

You guys on board?

♪ I see you Through the smoky air ♪

Sellout!

♪ Can't you feel The weight of my stare ♪

Boo!

♪ You're so close But still a world away ♪

♪ What I'm dying to say is ♪

♪ I'm crazy for you ♪

♪ Touch me once And you'll know it's true ♪

♪ I never wanted Anyone like this ♪

♪ It's all brand new ♪

♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪

♪ I'm crazy for you ♪

♪ Crazy for you ♪

♪ Trying hard To control my heart ♪

♪ I walk over to Where you are ♪

♪ Eye to eye we meet No words at all ♪

♪ Slowly now we begin to move ♪

♪ Every breath I'm deeper into you ♪

♪ Soon we two Are standing still in time ♪

♪ If you read my mind You'll see I'm crazy for you ♪

♪ Touch me once And you'll know it's true ♪

♪ I never wanted Anyone like this ♪

♪ It's all brand new ♪

♪ You'll feel it in my kiss I'm crazy for you ♪

♪ I'm crazy, I'm crazy I'm crazy, I'm crazy for you ♪

So, you go to school. What else?

You know, like, hang out.

Yeah.

But what are you into?

Um, I don't know.

Like, my friends and shopping and, like...

I can't believe that this is happening.

This is, like...

It's wild.

I really have to go.

People just leave their stuff out?

Yeah. It's, like, the valley. Nobody steals things.

That's what you think.

I'm shoving that bike in my trunk.

- Jules? - Uh, yeah?

You up?

Yeah, I am now.

Mickey's on his way. I'll go fix you some Tang.

Thanks.

Mickey!

So, are you going to win us another championship?

Oh, yes, ma'am. We're gonna cream Tarzana.

You don't have to call me ma'am.

I'm barely old enough to be a cool babysitter

that you used to have a thing for.

Hey, there's my girl!

You go get 'em, you little McEnroe.

I'm gonna win it for you, all right?

Okay. Let's hit it.

Mickey.

We need to talk.

Come on, babe, it's the championship.

Mickey, I can't do this anymore.

Look, we all had too much fun last night.

I got mega drunk, you left without saying goodbye.

Yeah?

It's all good. We both feel terrible.

No, no. I just think we, like, don't want the same things.

Oh! Mmm.

Is this about...

prom night?

Hey. It's normal to be nervous, okay?

But I promise, it's gonna be special.

Mickey...

Now, come on, let's roll.

Mickey, that's not what I was talking about.

Mickey, I need to talk to you.

You wanna talk to me in the car? Let's go.

What's going on with you?

I'm trying to figure it out.

But I don't wanna, like, be your cheering squad.

You're not even a cheerleader.

We're over.

Big mistake, Julie.

Big mistake!

And way to get me outta my zone for the match!

Not cool at all!

Big mistake!

You do know if you cared about our band

half as much as you care about that ramen,

we'd be, like, really rich right now.

Oh, I'm sorry. You don't want some?

No, I want the ramen.

We're still gonna practice,

though, later, right?

The office of Randall J. Phillips.

Well, hello.

This is Julie Richman returning his call.

I'd like to schedule an appointment, like, ASAP.

Well, I'm just looking at his schedule right now

and it would appear he's free forever.

- No! - Yes.

And she just, like, dumped Mickey?

Yes.

But don't worry. Stacey's on it.

Oh, my God, Jules.

Are you okay?

- Hey, welcome! - I am amazing, guys.

I think I'm really into that guy.

Randy. He's, like, totally tripendicular.

- Knees up. - We don't date guys like that.

Does he even, like, know how to play tennis?

No, but, guys, it's just like...

Here we go.

...the way he makes me feel, it's like...

To the right!

♪ When I'm with you, baby ♪

♪ I go out of my head ♪

♪ I just can't get enough ♪

♪ I just can't get enough ♪

♪ All the things you do to me And everything you said ♪

♪ I just can't get enough ♪

♪ I just can't get enough ♪

♪ Some boys kiss me Some boys hug me ♪

♪ I think they're okay ♪

♪ If they don't give me Proper credit ♪

♪ I just walk away ♪

♪♪ They can beg And they can plead ♪

♪ But they can't See the light ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ 'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash ♪

♪ Is always Mister Right ♪

- ♪ I can't go for that, no, no ♪ - ♪ No can do ♪

♪ I can't go for that, no, no ♪

- Wow. - ♪ No can do ♪

♪ I can't go for that, no, no ♪

♪ No can do ♪

♪ Take my tears And that's not nearly all ♪

♪ Oh, tainted love ♪

- ♪ I can't go for that ♪ - ♪ No can do ♪

♪ Tainted love ♪

- ♪ I can't go for that ♪ - ♪ No can do ♪

♪ It's getting hotter ♪

♪ It's a burning love ♪

♪ And I just can't seem To get enough of ♪

♪ Oh, tainted love ♪

♪ No can do ♪

♪ Tainted love ♪

♪ 'Cause everybody's living In a material world ♪

♪ It's getting hotter It's a burning love ♪

♪ You know that we are living In a material world ♪

♪ And I am a material girl ♪

Guys, can we just, like, talk about this later?

Come on, let's go to Sweetie Pie's.

Totally.

Where's Stace?

Oh, my God!

Like, what's he doing here?

We got him to give you another chance, Jules.

Come on. He's our ride.

Are you guys joking?

It's okay. Some people totally freak out senior year.

Just like in that book, Go Ask Alice.

Oh, my God. I'm not freaking out.

You so are.

I mean, this is just like my, um...

The divorce.

Come on.

No!

Fine. Be a skank.

Is she coming?

Screw her.

To the max.

- Come on. - It's over.

Looks good, dweeb.

Julie thinks she's, like, way too cool for us now.

- No. - You think?

What, she likes this guy because he's different?

Different from who?

Hey, can we not talk about Julie?

Yeah, you're right.

Let's just have fun tonight.

What? Mickey and Karen hooked up?

I know. Crazy, right?

I mean, I get that you didn't, like, want him anymore,

- but still. - Right? Thank you.

Okay, first of all, she's the skank.

Well, I'm ambivalent about that word.

But, yes.

Okay, well, were you freaking out about it?

Well, at the time, I was a little preoccupied.

Ooh, la, la. French restaurant? Fancy.

At least we know he has good taste.

Mom, what do you even know about France?

Nothing, I guess. I just always wanted to go.

Okay. Bye.

So, you're just going to dinner and a movie with this boy?

- Yes. - Okay.

And, um, you'll be home by midnight?

Yes, Mom.

Sorry. It's important to your father.

Okay.

- Love you. - I love you, too.

Bye.

Just say no.

- To what? - Everything.

They have these secret shows every month.

- X even played once. - X?

- Yeah, the band. - Yeah, the band.

Oh, sorry, did you not know anything at all about music?

Not punk music.

- So, why don't you tell me? - Oh.

Okay, well, for starters, punk is dead.

Well, I'm sure the dead band is gonna be totally bitchin',

but I have curfew.

But you're gonna miss your one-week anniversary.

I mean, that's a big record for this guy.

- Hey, shut up. - Ow!

Well, we can celebrate another time,

but I have to get home.

My parents are, like, gonna kill me.

Okay, I'll take you home.

I'm not gonna make you leave. That's crazy.

I'm not putting you on a bus on Hollywood Boulevard.

A bus?

Not. I'll totally cab it.

Like, why stop there? Why not a stretch limo?

We'll hang tomorrow?

Oh, yeah, that's what I like.

Randy.

Yeah, I like it. Oh, Randy.

Honey? How was the date?

Fine.

Sweetheart, come in here and tell us about it.

Okay.

- So? - Hey, ya.

- Hi. - So what did you guys see?

Return of the Jedi.

Ooh.

Is Darth Vader Luke's father?

Tell me. Tell me.

No, don't tell me. Don't tell me. Okay, tell me.

- Yeah, he's... - No, don't tell me!

- Okay, tell me. - Yeah, he's the dad.

Wait. Who's whose dad?

Well, the Jedi.

Are you lying to us?

I can tell you're lying 'cause your mouth is open.

Close your mouth.

We try to be so chill and you're lying to us?

Our... Our plans changed and I didn't have a dime,

and it's not like I have some kind of satellite phone device

I can keep in my pocket and just transmit to outer space

and call you guys whenever I want to.

You're grounded, young lady.

Thank you for turning me into a typical mother.

I'd like you to go wash your face

and go to bed.

Wash it.

Is that how you ground a child? I don't even know.

I think you did it the best you could have done it.

What are you doing here?

I figured we could be grounded together.

Shh.

I'm sorry.

Oh. Nice top hat.

I may have gone through

a brief magician stage in fifth grade.

Yeah, that's the day that Karen got her car.

Nice.

Oh, yeah, that's just, like, a thing that Stacey and I do.

I've been making clothes since I was, like, seven.

So, what's this guy's story?

- Well, this is Shaun. - Shaun?

I named him after Shaun Cassidy,

who was, like, my first true love.

Here, I'll show you.

See, I was, like, kind of obsessed.

- Oh, wow. Hot. - Shut up!

Wow.

It's like...

It's like art.

The way you put clothes together.

I just think it's, like, why be boring?

You know?

Yeah.

My guidance counselor told me there's this college,

Fashion Institute of Technology.

Yeah, where is it?

- New York City. - Ooh!

Yeah.

- But I mean, I don't know. - Well, let's do it. Let's go.

I mean, some day.

But, like, I have to finish senior year and...

Oh, my God, did I tell you that,

like, KROQ is throwing our prom?

No, no, no.

I know what you're thinking. But it's gonna be awesome.

- Is it? - No. It is. I promise.

Especially if I have the right date.

What, you mean, like, Shaun Cassidy over here?

I hear he's got a lock on prom king.

♪ Talking away ♪

♪ I don't know What I'm to say ♪

♪ I'll say it anyway ♪

♪ Today's another day To find you ♪

♪ Shying away ♪

♪ I'll be coming For your love, okay? ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ Take me on ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ I'll be gone ♪

♪ In a day or two ♪

♪ So needless to say ♪

♪ I'm odds and ends ♪

♪ But I'll be stumbling away ♪

♪ Slowly learning That life is okay ♪

- ♪ Life is okay ♪ - ♪ Say after me ♪

♪ It's no better To be safe than sorry ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ Take me on ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ I'll be gone ♪

♪ In a day or two ♪

♪ Things that you say Yeah ♪

♪ Is it life or just to play my worries away? ♪

♪ You're all the things I've got to remember ♪

♪♪ You're shying away ♪

- ♪ I'll be coming for you anyway ♪ - ♪ I'll be coming ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ Take me on ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

♪ I'll be gone ♪

♪ In a day or two ♪

♪ In a day or two ♪

♪ Take on me ♪

So, are you sick of me yet?

No.

But you know what would be rad?

If you, like, hung out in the valley a little bit more?

Do you really want me to?

No, come on, my friends, they're not, like, contagious.

- I did some research. - Research?

About New York.

The scene there is exploding.

The East Village.

We could rent a railroad flat on Avenue A.

We'd be so broke, we'd have to eat

Chef Boyardee 24/7.

And you'd be in fashion school.

Mmm-hmm.

I'd write you songs and play them for you on stage at CBGB.

8I don't know. I mean, I...

No, I'm supposed to, like,

go to Northridge in the fall and, you know,

my parents would, like...

I mean, what do yours think?

Look, I don't have that.

It's just me and you.

That's all I want.

♪ I'll stop the world ♪

♪ And melt with you ♪

♪ You've seen the changes ♪

♪ It's getting better All the time ♪

♪ There's nothing You and I won't do ♪

♪ I'll stop the world And melt with you ♪

Hey, you okay?

Did I tell you guys that Randy's writing me a song?

Oh, he's in a band? I didn't know that.

Let me guess, a punk band.

Technically speaking, punk is dead.

You know, uh, honey...

I was thinking that, uh...

I, uh...

I'm not so sure that he's the guy for you.

You know?

You know, Dad, you don't even know him.

Well, I think that he's too old for ya.

And I think he drives too fast

and I think he does too many drugs.

Which is any amount of drugs, in my book.

And also, I...

He's never once come to the front door

to pick you up. He's never knocked on the door,

and introduced himself...

Yeah, who doesn't introduce themselves?

- Like Mickey used to do? - Yes.

- Sure, like Mickey. - Yes. Like Mickey.

By the way, Barry said that Mickey

is torn up without you. Torn up.

Well, that doesn't surprise me at all.

Wait, you talked to his dad?

Honey, it was an investment thing, okay?

Oh, my God.

By the way, we're not investing in, uh, Macintosh.

We're gonna go with Commodore.

You're the boss.

Point is, honey, Mickey, he's got a future.

Mickey is the kind of person who will take care of you.

He's reliable. He's going places.

- He'll take care of your kids. - And he can take care of you.

Oh, my God. What are you guys even talking about?

I mean, honey,

you know, next year, you're gonna be at Northridge

and you're gonna have to make a lot of big decisions.

And your mom and I wanna help prepare you.

I might not even go to Northridge.

There's some really rad fashion stuff

happening in New York.

New York City?

Yeah, and Randy said that...

Honey, you're not moving across the country

with a guy we've never met.

Dad. It's not...

Especially not to New York City, okay?

No.

That's the crime capital of the world.

Okay, the crime statistics...

So, basically, it's a giant...

- Oh, it's a murder capital. - ...jail!

You walk down the street and it's just stabbings.

- Stabbing! - Whoa, whoa, guys.

Okay. What if I just invite him over? For dinner?

That way, you guys could get to know him.

Could we start there?

What?

I mean, I know I haven't seen you in a while,

but pretty sure the guy I remember

didn't dress like Kenny Loggins

and go hang out with a bunch of old yuppies.

Gimme a break.

Like you haven't done some warped stuff for chicks.

Remember Mad Dog Marie?

Oh, yes, who went off to Marie-hab.

Yeah, I mean, this is, sort of, the first phase of our plan.

She wants her folks to know

the guy who's taking their girl away.

She's not moving in here.

- That's not happening. - No, no, no.

NYC, man.

What do you mean, "NYC, man"?

Going to New York now?

So, that's just it, then?

No more band. I mean... Okay.

Cool. Well, thanks for letting me know.

You and Sticky should come.

Look, I've got some new songs.

And a new scene gives us freedom...

Why are you doing this?

We have people here who like our music,

and they actually, like, come to our shows.

That's everything that we've been working for.

You really wanna spend the rest of your life

playing the same five songs to the same 50 people

- in the same club? - Man!

This girl is Nancy.

You're Sid and she's Nancy!

And not in a good way.

What, you think that's gonna work?

Those rich assholes, they're gonna hate you, man.

They already hate you.

She digs me and her parents are gonna dig me, too.

News flash. Parents don't dig you, all right?

Not even your own.

Damn it, I'm late!

And don't grill him about his parents.

He doesn't like to talk about them.

- Honey. - Or is grades or whatever.

He's totally smart.

Sweetheart, I am gonna keep an open mind.

There's so many cul-de-sacs in the neighborhood.

It's easy to drive around in circles.

Hello? Julie?

Julie.

I'm wondering if we need to buy Randy a Timex.

Ha-ha.

Okay, I'm gonna start.

- Dad, no. - No, I am.

It's rude. Your mother made a lot of food.

And I don't like someone treating you like this.

We've been waiting for a long time.

I bet you guys are thrilled he's not here.

- Don't say that, dear. - We're not thrilled, okay?

But we are validated.

The truth is, it is better

to just find out now what kind of a person he is.

You can find someone who can take care of you.

Not everybody is as needy

and scared of the world as you are.

Jesus, guys can suck.

- Yeah. - You must've been so pissed.

Yeah, pissed.

Embarrassed.

Mostly just sad.

So, I mean, was that it? It was just over?

Well, I didn't know.

I called and there was no answer.

I thought maybe it was.

But then...

I'm sorry.

Well, then why didn't you show up?

Parents are hard for me, okay?

That's your big excuse?

You know what, trigonometry is hard for me,

but I still show up.

What do you want me to say, Julie?

You want my whole pathetic life story?

How my dad bailed on me before I was even born?

How my mom kicked me outta the house

because she wanted to start a real family?

Look, you have this life.

This shiny, bright, perfect...

I... I saw it. I...

I don't know how to fit into this.

You could start by showing up.

I will.

Cool.

I need to work on my dance moves

if I'm ever gonna be on MTV.

You're so good at dancing.

Who has time for that?

Like, I totally was watching

the "Thriller" video today...

Happy birthday.

Is it...

Oh, my God.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, I'm kind of having a birthday party this Saturday.

Oh. I didn't know.

I mean, it was, like, totally last minute.

But you're totally invited

as long as you're okay with, you know...

Oh, my God, stop.

You're, like, totally putting me in the middle

- just like my mom does. - Spaz down, Stacey.

God.

Mickey will be there with me.

Yeah. I heard about you two.

Oh, yeah, what'd you hear? Was it something like,

"Oh! Mickey! Oh, my God, Mickey!"

We used to say that exes were off-limits.

Yeah, well, we used to say a lot of stuff.

What do you care now? You have Randy.

God, this is so stupid.

I think you guys would actually

just really like him if you got to know him.

Well, why don't you bring him to my birthday party?

Okay.

Whoo! Keep on wheelin'!

Hey, that's for you.

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

It's a book.

Oh, my God, Karen.

I have tiny cars on my feet.

This is really good practice.

- For what? - Prom.

Oh, my God, you guys came!

Oh, happy birthday.

- Thanks for coming. - Yeah, totally.

Hey, Randy.

Right on. Happy birthday.

Oh, it's a scratch-off lottery ticket

that's already been scratched off.

You take that to any gas station,

they'll give you three bucks. Cash.

Oh! Thank you.

I'm here with the birthday girl,

and it is time for "The Safety Dance".

You know the dance.

Time to grab your partner and show me what you got!

But if you hear the whistle, baby, you out!

Stacey. Hey, hey!

Stacey.

Oh! Are you okay?

Yeah, I take karate sometimes.

We're not liable for this.

♪ We can dance, we can dance We're doing it From wall to wall ♪

♪ We can dance, we can dance Everybody look At your hands ♪

I think I'll take a timeout.

What? You sure?

Really, it's okay.

♪ Safe to dance ♪

♪ Safe to dance ♪

Whoop! And this is why

we always wear underwear at the roller rink, people.

Ugh. The things we do for girls!

Ooh, you're out, bitch. Go get a chili dog.

Come on.

- Okay. - Okay?

Yeah!

Whoo!

- What? - What?

We're down to our final three couples.

Ooh! Show me your best moves.

Ha-ha! This is not where I saw my life going.

♪ S-A-F-E-T-Y ♪

And we have our winners!

Whoo!

- That was amazing, right? - Yep.

Uh-oh! If you lost a tooth,

it's over at the lost and found.

That was awesome.

- With so many spins. - Yeah, for sure, Karen.

What're you doing here, freak?

I don't want any beef, dude.

Where's the beef, huh?

I'm cool.

Just making sure you're okay, buddy.

I mean, your girl was kind of all over me.

You look angry. You need to cool off a little bit?

Yeah, she's really something, isn't she?

Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God! - Fight! Fight!

Guys, stop!

Stop!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get him off me!

Yeah, he's crazy, man.

Get off of me! Get off of me!

You think I wanna be here with these trust fund jerk-offs?

I'm happy to get the hell out!

- Get off me! - You're done.

Come on, Julie, let's go!

Wow. Classy.

Stacey, I am so sorry.

I think that you should probably just go.

- But, Stacey... - Just go, please.

Thank God.

I think he's actually psychotic.

What was that?

What is wrong with you?

You realize that everything

my friends ever thought about you

you just proved them right?

Why do you even care what they think?

Because they're my friends.

What, these vapid, stupid, rich, shitty people?

I am one of those people, Randy.

You know what, all we ever do is hang out with your friends,

listen to your band, do your stuff,

but the moment I even try to show you my world,

you, like, totally sabotage it.

I'm sorry, okay?

Wait, come here. Come on.

I'm sorry.

All those amazing things that we said we were gonna do,

let's just go and do that.

None of this stuff matters!

You see, that's the problem,

it's that nothing matters to you.

But I have things in my life that I care about,

that are important to me.

Don't tell me you're gonna bring up prom again.

Seriously, Julie?

It's like we're from different planets.

If you want a prom king,

maybe I'm not your guy.

You know what, maybe you're not.

You don't mean that.

Does this look like it's working to you?

I have given up everything for you.

- You don't even show up. - Oh, I'm sorry.

Your fake friends aren't gonna call you back?

You know what, I'm sorry that I have people

in my life that care about me. Okay?

Right.

It's not working.

You know what?

Forget it.

For sure.

Like, totally!

Those tots look awfully lonely.

I know how they feel.

You think, uh,

one of them might like to be my date to prom?

What about Karen?

Mmm. No, I broke up with Karen.

It's never been about her.

Only us.

So, what do you say?

Yeah. Okay.

Let's do prom.

- Are you okay? - Yeah. Prom could be fun.

It will be fun.

But it doesn't mean we're back together.

Okay?

All right, sweet. Yes, ma'am.

But seriously, are you gonna finish those tots?

♪ I would say I'm sorry ♪

♪ If I thought that It would change your mind ♪

♪ But I know that this time ♪

♪ I have said too much Been too unkind ♪

♪ I try to laugh about it ♪

♪ Cover it all up with lies ♪

♪ I try to laugh about it ♪

♪ Hiding the tears in my eyes ♪

♪ Because ♪

♪ Boys don't cry ♪

♪ Boys don't cry ♪

♪ I would break down At your feet ♪

♪ And beg forgiveness Plead with you ♪

♪ But I know That it's too late ♪

♪ Now there's nothing I can do ♪

♪ So I try to laugh about it ♪

♪ Cover it all up with lies ♪

♪ I try to laugh about it Hiding the tears in my eyes ♪

♪ 'Cause boys don't cry ♪

♪ Boys don't cry ♪

♪ I would tell you That I loved you ♪

♪ If I thought that You would stay ♪

♪ But I know that it's no use ♪

♪ 'Cause you've already Gone away ♪

♪ Misjudged your limit ♪

♪ Pushed you too far ♪

♪ I took you for granted ♪

♪ Thought that you Needed me more ♪

♪ Now I would do Most anything ♪

♪ To get you Back by my side ♪

♪ But I just keep on laughing Hiding the tears in my eyes ♪

♪ 'Cause boys don't cry ♪

♪ Boys don't cry ♪

♪ Boys don't cry ♪

♪ Boys don't cry ♪

So, I...

I saw that song that you wrote for her.

It's good.

You'll get her back.

No. I'm pretty sure she's done.

Damn.

Maybe we should go to New York anyway.

You know? I mean, a change could be good.

Check out a new scene?

Plus, we're getting evicted, so...

What do you think?

You know what, let's do it.

Yeah?

Let's get the hell outta town.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Stace?

Will you hear me out?

Like, I don't really have a choice.

Look, I am so, so sorry about your birthday party, okay?

And, I'm...

And I'm not with him anymore.

And, I know, it's not...

Are you okay?

I've been, like, the worst friend recently...

No, I said stuff, too.

But it's just...

I mean, everything at home is so...

I just want everything to stay the same.

Yeah, totally.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

Um...

I kinda got into Dartmouth.

Wait, what?

- You got into Dartmouth? - Uh-huh.

Stace, that's amazing!

I know.

But you all are going to Northridge,

and Karen will, like, freak out at me...

No, no, no. Screw Karen!

You have to go.

That's Ivy League!

Oh, my God!

I'm going to an Ivy League school.

You got in! You're a genius!

You're going to Dartmouth! Oh, my God!

I really have to pee, though.

Oh. Okay. Sorry.

Mom's letting me get a waterbed.

Whoo! Yep.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Four years of silent treatment.

Northridge is gonna be a blast.

Karen? She lied.

Didn't even get into Northridge. Idiot.

But I got in?

Maybe that's why she went nuclear on us.

Hey. Don't forget that pink dress, right?

The one that goes with my cummerbund.

Well, I was actually thinking

it might be super rad if I did something...

Don't you wanna match, babe?

Right. Julie.

Yeah.

Not babe.

I want a hotdog.

Let's go.

You look bitchin'.

Thanks.

Uh, I remember my prom.

It's a lot of pressure, right?

Totally.

Oh, my God!

I know!

Oh, wait.

This is gonna make it, like, mega.

Oh, my God. Totally!

Ah.

So, like, what happened with Karen?

Ugh. She called you a backstabber

for hanging out with him.

And I was like, "Wait, you totally did

the same thing but, like, way worse."

And she freaked out,

totally stopped the car right in the middle of Ventura

and told me to get out.

Yeah, and then she told me not to get out, but I did anyway.

Julie! Come quick, I want you to see this.

Put our fight on hold for a second.

Look, look.

T-minus ten, nine...

You know what that is?

That's the first female astronaut.

That's Sally Ride.

Go for main engine start

and we have ignition.

There she goes. There she goes.

And now, lift-off

for America's first woman astronaut.

The launchpad is clear

and STS-7 is free...

There she goes.

Pretty cool.

Yeah.

You know, I bet...

I bet her parents had some scary times.

You know, a daughter like that?

Always wanting to blaze her own trail, you know?

But, damn, I bet they're proud today.

You know, Sally Ride,

she's from Encino.

She's a valley girl.

♪ Pressure ♪

♪ Pushing down on me Pressing down on you ♪

♪ No man ask for ♪

♪ Under pressure That burns a building down ♪

♪ Splits a family in two ♪

♪ Puts people on streets ♪

♪ That's the terror of knowing What this world is about ♪

♪ Watching some Good friends screaming ♪

♪ "Let me out!" ♪

♪ Pray tomorrow Gets me higher ♪

♪ Pressure on people People on streets ♪

♪ Okay ♪

♪ Chipping around, kick my Brains 'round the floor ♪

♪ These are the days It never rains but it pours ♪

Yeah!

♪ It's the terror of knowing What this world is about ♪

♪ Watching some Good friends screaming ♪

♪ "Let me out" ♪

♪ Pray tomorrow Gets me higher ♪

♪ Pressure on people People on streets ♪

♪ Turned away from it all Like a blind man ♪

♪ Sat on a fence ♪

♪ But it don't work ♪

♪ Keep coming up with love But it's so slashed and torn ♪

♪ Why, why, why? ♪

♪ Why? ♪

♪ Love, love, love, love, Love, love, love ♪

♪ Insanity laughs Under pressure we're breaking ♪

♪ Can't we give ourselves One more chance? ♪

♪ Why can't we give love That one more chance? ♪

♪ Why can't we give love ♪

♪ Give love, give love Give love ♪

♪ Give love, give love Give love, give love ♪

♪ 'Cause love's such An old-fashioned word ♪

♪ And love dares you to ♪

♪ Care for the people ♪

♪ On the edge of the night And ♪

♪ Love dares you To change our way of ♪

♪ Caring about ourselves ♪

♪ This is our last dance ♪

♪ This is our last dance ♪

♪ This is ourselves ♪

♪ Under pressure ♪

♪ Under pressure ♪

♪ Pressure ♪

Honey?

- Oh, this is great! - Hello, prom night!

Sweetheart?

And now, we wait for the young female human...

- Now I can't see anything. - ...to emerge from her lair.

Honey? Sweetheart?

Fully groomed for the prom.

Stunning.

All right. Can we get a picture of you two?

Mickey, give her that corsage.

- What happened to the dress? - You said pink.

- Just a few more photos. - Just a couple more shots.

- Mom, we really have to go. - I'm coming in close.

We're gonna be late. We have to go.

Guys, this is important.

- Please be careful. - We won't be back too late.

Julie?

Au revoir.

Bye, Mom.

Coming to you live from the most bitchin',

awesomest prom in America,

it's Rodney on the ROQ, KROQ, and...

Raechel Donahue.

Happy to be here on my day off.

Oh.

Yeah!

Come on, Valley High, show us how rad you are.

I wonder if there's a KROQ

prom king and queen out there somewhere. Huh?

There for sure is, there for sure is.

Because we gotta pick somebody.

Congrats on the big news, Stacey.

Oh, hey, thanks, Mr. G.

Just don't forget about us here in LA.

I won't.

- End of an era, huh? - Hmm?

Oh, yeah.

It's, like, so sad.

Are you kidding?

High school hates people like me.

I'm sure you don't understand.

You're so cool and confident,

and always at the best parties.

I hated those parties.

I'm going to Dartmouth

for computer science.

I'll be at MIT.

It's only a swift a 111 miles as the crow flies.

Do you want some punch?

You have some.

♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪

♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪

♪ If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪

♪ If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪

Come on, kids, too close.

♪ Dancing with myself ♪

♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Dancing Dancing with myself ♪

This is the longest

I've ever been in a gym.

Rad. Wow, wasn't that amazing?

And now, the moment that you've all been waiting for.

Time to announce the KROQ most bitchenest,

awesome prom king and queen.

You!

And the winning couple is...

This is totally fun, right?

Totally.

Do you think we can, like, go together again?

Mickey Bowen and Julie Richman!

Number one!

Awesome.

You're so awesome, Mickey!

Yeah!

Hey, do you guys have anything

you wanna say to young America?

Congratulations, Sally Ride.

Women!

Balls to the wall!

Yeah, Mickey!

Hmm.

So, are we back together again?

Because I got us a room at the Sheraton.

No.

Like, no, we're not back together or no Sheraton?

Do you really wanna do this right now?

Damn it, Julie, are you, like, wasting my prom night?

Not anymore.

Ladies, I'm single!

Yeah!

Not exactly how we thought prom would go, huh?

Our last hurrah.

Yeah.

I heard about Northridge.

What are you gonna do?

No clue.

Maybe that's good for a change.

Yeah.

♪ Moving forward Using all my breath ♪

♪ Making love to you Was never second best ♪

♪ I saw the world Crashing all around your face ♪

♪ Never really knowing It was always ♪

♪ Mesh and lace ♪

♪ I'll stop the world And melt with you ♪

♪ Let's stop the world ♪

♪ You've seen the difference ♪

♪ And it's getting better All the time ♪

♪ There's nothing You and I won't do ♪

Who are these guys?

♪ Let's stop the world ♪

♪ I'll stop the world... ♪

♪ I'll stop the world ♪

♪ And melt with you ♪

♪ You've seen the difference ♪

♪ And it's getting better ♪

♪ All the time ♪

♪ There's nothing You and I won't do ♪

♪ I'll stop the world And melt with you ♪

I couldn't miss prom.

♪ Dream of better lives ♪

♪ The kind which never hates ♪

♪ Trapped in the state... ♪

These high school dudes blow.

Totally.

♪ I'll stop the world And melt with you ♪

Hey. You should call this gal.

She does choreography for music videos.

Oh, my God!

♪ Let's stop the world ♪

♪ I'll stop the world And melt with you ♪

♪ I'll stop the world And melt with you ♪

♪ Let's stop the world ♪

♪ I'll stop the world And melt with you ♪

So, wait, this song that

they play on KROQ all the time,

- is about you? - Mmm-hmm.

It was also in a terrible fast food commercial.

Oh, my God. You were, like, actually cool once.

Mmm. I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

But then you left him for Dad?

Not exactly.

We moved to New York and they got a record deal

right when I was finishing fashion school.

And I did the looks for their first tour.

Tell me you went on that tour.

Yes.

Wait, so, what happened with Randy?

Well, life happened.

First loves don't always last,

but they change everything.

You could have been with a rock star.

You could have had, like, a sick life.

I do have a really sick life.

I have you,

and my company.

I actually get to design clothes for a living.

And I love your dad more than anything.

And Randy,

being with him and seeing the world,

that made me who I am.

What are you gonna do about Zach?

I don't know.

Guess I'm just gonna have to figure it out,

on my way to Japan.

You know, blaze my own trail.

Like, totally.

Where do you want to go?

Everywhere.

What do you want to do?

Everything.

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