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I overheard my father talking last night.
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He said your father is a fool,
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that you have practically no money,
and that you'll soon lose everything.
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‐ I don't think that's true.
We had strawberries last night.
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‐ So?
‐ They are an expensive fruit,
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and I always equate them
with optimism and happiness.
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‐ God, you are a child.
‐ Not true.
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I am to be married!
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‐ Who would marry you?
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Does this crazy man know
your family situation?
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That you have nothing?
‐ He cares not for such matters.
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Emperor Peter and I are
about finer things.
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‐ Emperor Peter?
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Of Russia?
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‐ Yep.
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Russia.
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I am to be empress of Russia, Angeline.
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Isn't that so...
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completely right?
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‐ No!
‐ Yes.
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‐ No.
‐ Yes!
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‐ No.
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‐ Da.
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Nyet.
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They have bears.
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I may get one.
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They look cute.
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Door!
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‐ Emperor.
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‐ You look taller in your portrait.
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Send her back. Get me a tall one.
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Rich. Rich.
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See what I did, then?
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I'm kidding. Kidding.
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Oh, I see. Um, very amusing.
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Emperor Peter,
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I present this branch of spruce.
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It is an evergreen, and I hope it will be
a symbol of our feelings for each other,
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that we will be constant and caring
all our lives.
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‐ She gave me a twig.
She's not another inbred, is she?
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‐ It wasn't mentioned.
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‐ I assure you, I am of sound mind, sir.
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I wanted to thank you for your letter.
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Noble, poetic sentiments.
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It, it warmed my heart.
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I, too, wish the same as you.
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That our love will grow from a small ember
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to a blaze that will warm
a whole kingdom.
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‐ I wrote a letter?
‐ We threw a little something together.
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‐ How about that?
Well, you liked it, so that's grand.
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Welcome.
‐ I hope I will make you happy.
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‐ You're perfect.
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I need an empress who's from aristocracy,
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but not from a family that is powerful
or a player.
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Your family, apparently, are fucked.
‐ Hmm.
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‐ You smell funny. Is that usual?
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‐ I...
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I have been traveling.
‐ Let's hope that's it.
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Wedding's at seven.
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Archbishop Samsa will now
give you instructions.
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Boy, you're cute.
I have to get back to my whores.
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Horses. Horses.
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Going riding. Hmm.
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He seems lovely.
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Obviously some cultural issues
may be at play,
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but I will soon get used to that
and we will be as one.
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‐ Hmm. Aren't you gorgeously optimistic?
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‐ It has been said.
I believe there's no other way to be.
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‐ Indeed. And how is your relationship
with the Lord our God?
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‐ We've had no trouble.
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‐ You must allow me to be
a spiritual mentor to you,
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a guide touched by God.
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‐ Of course. Thank you.
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This is Marial. She'll be your girl.
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‐ Empress.
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I now need to find out if you're intact.
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‐ I'm sorry?
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‐ Whether your interior wall
has been breached.
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‐ What wall are we talking about?
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‐ My...
‐ It is the way of things,
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a tradition for royalty.
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Lay down.
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‐ Oh. Okay.
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Empress.
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It is the latest from Paris.
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You recognize it, no doubt?
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‐ I do not, but...
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I recognize it as... special.
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General, stop staring at the empress.
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It will attract his attention.
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She is a vision of radiance.
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I must make my introduction.
‐ Bad idea.
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‐ This fucking duck is delicious.
Do you not find?
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‐ Indeed.
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‐ Ever eaten duck as good as this, Archie?
‐ I have not.
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Ever eaten pussy?
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‐ I have not.
‐ Oh, God is a cruel master.
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Empress, this is Velementov,
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my general in charge
of our war on the Swedes.
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‐ I saw soldiers on the road on my trip.
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‐ Oh. Did they look happy?
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‐ They seemed scattered and badly wounded.
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‐ Oh shit, maybe we lost.
Velementov, you horse's bitch.
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‐ Sir, I have heard no definitive report
from the front.
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However, a rider who is expected‐‐
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MAN: Go on! Go on!
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‐ You are so beautiful.
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It's like the sun has floated
into our court and exploded.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ I am Aunt Elizabeth,
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much younger sister to his dear,
long‐departed mother.
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You may call me Bet.
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No one else may call me that.
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Oh, well, some do, a few, and now you.
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‐ It is wonderful to meet you.
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‐ Be kind to him. He's a delicate soul.
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Huzzah!
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I miss my mother today.
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How she would have loved this.
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She was the last empress of Russia.
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Huzzah!
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‐ But a toast to my new wife,
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the new empress of Russia!
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ALL: Huzzah!
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‐ It is a‐‐
‐ No, you don't talk, my love.
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‐ Oh. Of course.
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PETER: So, a wedding gift
for my new wife seems in order.
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I hope you like it.
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‐ Oh.
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Thank you.
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PETER: Huzzah!
ALL: Huzzah!
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PETER: Let us drink!
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Drink! Drink!
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‐ Madam, where are
the rest of your clothes?
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‐ Oh, they're somewhere, I'm sure.
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Me, a married woman,
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how I dreamt of this.
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‐ Congratulations.
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‐ And did I tell you about the bear?
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‐ You did, but I am happy
to hear it again.
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‐ I once dreamed of‐‐
well, I had a vision of a bear,
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and the bear embraced me,
and my heart was aflame.
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And from that moment,
I always knew I'd have a great love.
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Um, madam, if I may speak.
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You do know, um... uh...
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Are you ready for tonight?
You do know what to expect?
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‐ You suppose me more naive than I am.
My mother has explained everything.
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‐ She has?
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‐ The man caresses you softly,
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pressing his lips to yours.
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Your breasts and skin awaken
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and shiver with palpitating joy.
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Between your legs quivers
and moistens with longing.
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He enters you and you become one.
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Your bodies meld, your souls mesh.
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As a sensation takes hold of you,
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you fall into a black sky
filled with the shiniest of stars.
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You float for a time in ecstasy,
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before waves of pleasure push
and pull you back into your body.
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Your body ushers forth yelps,
and sometimes song,
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before he and you explode within,
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collapsing together, spent and unified.
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Then, you lay together,
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laughing softly,
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weeping occasionally with ecstatic joy,
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and finally, he wraps his arms around you,
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whispers poetry softly into your ear,
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and you fall into a...
delicious sleep.
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‐ Yep, that's pretty much it.
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PETER: Grigor?
‐ It's him.
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‐ Good luck.
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GRIGOR: Hmm? Ducks?
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‐ He was saying it will bring
the ducks to you,
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instead of you having to find them.
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My dearest Peter.
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‐ But then he does it,
he blows this caller.
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I don't believe it, and then‐‐
Empress.
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The fucking ducks come from everywhere,
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but not like four or five, like, 50.
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‐ That's hilarious.
‐ Truly comical. Fucking ducks everywhere,
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and we all just started running for cover.
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Firing like crazy,
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ducks are dropping, people are screaming.
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‐ Oh, I'd love to see it.
‐ Well, we'll get him to do it again.
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No, but this time, we will‐‐
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We'll watch from the balcony,
no danger to us.
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Marvelous.
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Let us hope my seed has found purchase.
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Have a pleasant evening, Empress.
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Grigor, shall we crack
that new vodka from Kiev?
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Huzzah.
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Love Peter.
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Make him love me.
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Find culture and education here.
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‐ Are you all right, Empress?
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‐ Quite fabulous.
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‐ Last night was all... all right?
As you'd imagined?
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‐ To be honest, it was brief.
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‐ Brief is often a relief.
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‐ And not as much... as I had imagined.
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‐ I'm sorry, 'cause I had thought
of warning you.
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‐ It is possible I had an overly
romantic view of its unfolding.
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I do that.
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‐ Well, you would not be the first.
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‐ The truth is, we do not know each other.
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Our love is an ember,
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a mere spark,
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and I must blow on it
with the full force of my lungs,
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so that it bursts into passionate flames.
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‐ Right.
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Shall you breakfast here or in the garden?
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‐ I will breakfast with my husband.
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Where's that?
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‐ I am not to be disturbed.
I will cut your throat.
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‐ I'd rather you kiss it, dear husband.
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‐ Oh, hello.
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What do you want?
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Maid!
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Bring the emperor two raw eggs,
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tomato juice, salt, pepper,
and a jigger of vodka.
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Shake and pour it into a glass.
‐ No.
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I like to be alone in the morning.
‐ I'm sure you did, but now,
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we shall greet the day together,
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with sunny dispositions
and fearless hearts.
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Mm. Hello, dog.
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My father liked to imbibe heavily.
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This was his solution
to the morning troubles.
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‐ It has vodka in it?
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Huzzah!
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I like it. Yes, that's better.
You are a witch.
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‐ You must break a lot of glasses.
‐ Yes, I suppose we do.
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Come.
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‐ Shall we perhaps picnic today?
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‐ This is Mother.
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I would not bury her.
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I could not bear the thought
of never seeing her.
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‐ Oh. She is pretty.
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‐ Mother, this is Catherine.
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‐ It is my honor.
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‐ She was a goddess.
Extraordinary. Powerful.
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No one like her.
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Strangely, I felt paralyzed
whenever she was around.
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Someone should work out what goes on
between a chap and his mother.
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There'd be money in that.
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‐ I suppose so.
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‐ Right. That's done.
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‐ Where shall we go now?
‐ I have men's things.
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Madame Georgina Dymov.
‐ Emperor.
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‐ Take the empress to the other ladies,
and speak of hats.
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‐ Of course.
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‐ It may indeed be pleasant
to have a wife.
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Yes. It is pleasant.
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Velementov, come here, you fat fuck!
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Come here!
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‐ Let us walk.
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He is a mercurial fellow.
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00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,890
Deep of heart, I feel.
259
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,747
A curious jester.
260
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,374
‐ How sweet you are.
261
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:42,148
I could put you in my mouth
and you would dissolve.
262
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,880
‐ Then do not, for I am too happy.
263
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,260
‐ I will be your dearest friend
and confidante.
264
00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:49,637
You will need one.
265
00:15:49,661 --> 00:15:52,698
Most of the women have tongues
in the shape of a cat‐o'‐nine‐tails.
266
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,771
Oh, Empress! Empress.
267
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,915
Oh, Empress!
268
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,361
Congratulations!
269
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,489
‐ Hats have just arrived from Paris.
270
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,000
You must know all the latest.
271
00:16:13,024 --> 00:16:14,725
‐ On... hats?
272
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,266
I've never been much interested in hats.
273
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,584
However, have any of you read
274
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:25,336
the latest Rousseau, The Social Contract?
275
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,070
I have a copy if you would like.
276
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,782
A delightful jest. Bravo.
277
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,100
‐ We cannot read.
278
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:42,061
‐ None of you?
‐ It is... not done.
279
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,625
‐ And seems dull.
‐ And time‐consuming.
280
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,068
‐ Anyways, more interestingly,
281
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,092
Captain Dostovey is seeing Lenka.
282
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,990
‐ That is nice.
283
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,394
‐ It is, unless you're his wife.
284
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,419
‐ Oh, there is champagne
being set outside.
285
00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:03,648
Shall we roll balls on the lawn?
286
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,178
‐ What happens now?
287
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:19,122
‐ Well, they bring them back up,
and then we do it all again.
288
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,884
‐ I see.
289
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,133
For how long?
‐ All afternoon.
290
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,112
‐ Empress.
291
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,407
You seem tired.
Might I escort you to your apartments?
292
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,826
‐ Indeed.
293
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,770
I am.
294
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,706
‐ Marial, you speak out of turn.
295
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,627
You must wait for the empress
296
00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:47,755
or one of the ladies of court
to address you.
297
00:17:47,779 --> 00:17:48,920
You cannot just speak.
298
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:52,387
‐ You may rip my tongue
from my foolish body, dear Lady Svenska,
299
00:17:52,411 --> 00:17:55,718
or try to, and we shall see
what develops from there.
300
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,952
‐ Remember your place, Marial.
301
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,727
‐ My apologies, ladies.
Sometimes I...
302
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,187
forget who I am.
303
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,607
‐ Well, we are within our rights
to whip you to remind you if needs be.
304
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,738
‐ A bit harsh.
GEORGINA: Marial has apologized,
305
00:18:11,762 --> 00:18:15,029
are we are all reminded of where we stand.
306
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,660
In time, she will adjust.
307
00:18:16,684 --> 00:18:20,730
Empress, would you like Marial
to escort you to your apartments?
308
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,122
‐ Indeed.
309
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,874
Perhaps I shall see you later.
310
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,709
‐ That is the beautiful thing, my dear.
311
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,903
You will see us every day now.
312
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,715
They do not read.
313
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:36,384
No wonder they're cruel and vapid.
314
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,868
We must feel for them.
‐ It is impossible.
315
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,601
‐ Do you wish to explain
the exchange on the lawn?
316
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,173
‐ Not particularly.
317
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,416
‐ Do it anyway.
318
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,262
‐ I was, until recently,
a lady of the court.
319
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,030
My father fucked with the emperor,
320
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:59,451
and so he made us all servants.
‐ To humiliate you?
321
00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:02,076
‐ It was uncharacteristically
clever of him.
322
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,997
It serves as a standing warning
to all the court,
323
00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:06,915
you could wake up tomorrow
shoveling shit.
324
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,479
‐ That's sad.
325
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,711
You best be careful, then.
326
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,815
‐ It is unfortunately not part
of my nature.
327
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,844
‐ If you are a servant,
your nature's not relevant,
328
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:19,886
and your insolence will get you beaten.
329
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,471
I don't want that.
330
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:24,182
‐ It is well put. I shall try.
331
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,602
‐ You, I like, very much.
‐ And I, you.
332
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:31,046
‐ Inside, you are still a lady,
albeit an angry one.
333
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,370
‐ Husband.
‐ Wife?
334
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,036
Huzzah.
335
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,208
Stop that. Move over.
336
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,844
Come, Empress.
337
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,388
And join us. It'll be romping good fun.
338
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,783
Oh, for fuck's sake. Do not be boring
and have a peasant's morality.
339
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:26,119
And do not look at me
as Mother would: disdainful and hurt.
340
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,273
I will not fucking stand for it.
341
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,941
I want you in this bed. Please?
342
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:36,236
Please, make your husband happy.
Is that not what you came here to do?
343
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:43,833
Come on.
344
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:08,393
‐ Oh. Sorry, um... Grigor.
345
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,102
We met at the wedding.
346
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,150
‐ She is your wife.
‐ Yes.
347
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,647
And he is my emperor, and I love him.
348
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:24,280
So, that is... that.
349
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:29,140
‐ Is it not hard, though, to share?
350
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,521
‐ Marriage is a struggle
on a number of levels.
351
00:21:31,545 --> 00:21:33,712
‐ I'm beginning to see that.
352
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,860
‐ If you spy a rabbit,
point but do not yell.
353
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,554
‐ It must be an enormous
responsibility and honor
354
00:22:04,578 --> 00:22:06,427
to lead a country of such import.
355
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,041
‐ It's actually not that hard.
356
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,348
‐ The decisions must weigh heavy.
357
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:13,309
‐ No. Not really. I was born to rule.
358
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,728
Rabbit!
359
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,092
Damn!
360
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:23,489
‐ I would like to be useful to Russia,
to help its greatness.
361
00:22:23,513 --> 00:22:26,156
‐ You will bear my heirs.
There is no higher use.
362
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,470
You are blessed.
363
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:31,244
Are you with child yet?
‐ I am not.
364
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,830
‐ I must empty myself into you again soon.
365
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,291
Rabbit.
366
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:37,765
Damn!
367
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,137
‐ I thought perhaps
I could help in education.
368
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,425
There's an explosion of ideas in France.
369
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:47,468
‐ And an explosion of syphilis in Kiev.
370
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,792
‐ What?
371
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,599
‐ It is a joke.
You are slow of mind and wit.
372
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,713
Gents, I said there is an explosion
of syphilis in Kiev.
373
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,819
Did you roll colored balls
with the ladies?
374
00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:04,430
‐ Mm. Briefly.
‐ It is a lark. What fun.
375
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,550
We are, in fact, modernizing
in a European way.
376
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:11,409
I have banned beards in men under 50.
It is a better look.
377
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,170
The big Russian beards look like men
are eating a whole beaver,
378
00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:17,766
and it will not do.
‐ Beards. Yes, indeed.
379
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:21,920
My question is, can I fund a small school?
380
00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:23,880
‐ Will it stop you talking
about dull things?
381
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:25,431
And I jest, of course. Sort of.
382
00:23:25,455 --> 00:23:28,885
‐ It will.
‐ If it makes you happy, you may do it.
383
00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:31,409
Talk to Bettina for funds.
384
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,892
Let us drink.
MEN: Yes! Huzzah!
385
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,186
MAN: Huzzah!
386
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:40,800
Now let us fight.
387
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:45,360
‐ Come on. Fight back, fatso!
‐ And stay!
388
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,974
PETER: Hit me!
389
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,182
PETER: Oh. Oh!
390
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:58,856
Finally, some fight in the military.
About fucking time.
391
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,920
Oh, Rich. Rich.
392
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:07,257
Peter! Peter! Peter!
393
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,831
Rabbit.
394
00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:24,816
We will paint it.
395
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,720
Brighten it up.
396
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:30,675
Some chairs will be
brought over from the palace.
397
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:35,600
‐ May I... learn?
‐ You must.
398
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,455
Where is the library?
399
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,541
‐ The what?
‐ Well, books.
400
00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:43,001
We must have books.
401
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,128
And perhaps we could have talks on ideas.
402
00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:47,297
Like I said, 45‐degree angle.
403
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:50,031
GUARD 2: And a full arm swing?
GUARD 1: Exactly.
404
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,991
‐ Actually, I know where the books are.
405
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:15,933
‐ Shit.
406
00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:21,769
‐ What are you reading?
‐ Uh, a, a book.
407
00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:26,044
Uh, by a fellow, uh...
408
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:29,881
a, a brilliant fellow called
René Descartes.
409
00:25:29,905 --> 00:25:31,382
‐ And you were moved?
410
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:32,884
‐ I'm, I'm sorry.
411
00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:36,387
Uh, it, it is embarrassing and unmanly.
412
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:38,723
I'm such a dickhead. Fuck.
413
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:42,268
‐ His ideas light the mind. I told him so.
414
00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:45,605
‐ You know him?
‐ I only met him the once.
415
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:48,566
He seemed sweet and smelt of cheese,
416
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,735
but... what a mind.
417
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:51,889
‐ Yes.
418
00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:55,865
I am Count Orlo.
419
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,909
‐ Orlo. A pleasure.
420
00:25:57,933 --> 00:25:59,202
‐ Pleasure.
421
00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:02,372
‐ I am seeking books to put in my school.
422
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:05,124
‐ Your school?
423
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:08,294
‐ The emperor has ordained
I should have a school.
424
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,296
I will teach women to read,
425
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,120
and, hopefully, talk much on Descartes.
426
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:18,076
You, sir... you're welcome to help me.
427
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,517
So talk, Velementov.
428
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:26,938
‐ The, uh...
the battle... it did not go as hoped.
429
00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:30,842
‐ Fuck! Again, why are we losing? Anyone?
430
00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:34,696
Anyone?
431
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,074
‐ I believe I called for a halt
and a regroup.
432
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:40,428
Uh, my opinion‐‐ ‐ Blame!
433
00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:42,954
Blame.
434
00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:45,373
I would have won if what?
435
00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,794
What, the rest of us had not an opinion?
436
00:26:47,818 --> 00:26:52,005
‐ It seems a good summation
of Velementov's rather churlish attitude.
437
00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:54,159
And yet possibly true.
438
00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:58,553
His plans are often twisted by the group,
439
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:02,157
when in fact,
he is a brilliant strategist.
440
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:04,809
‐ Thank you, sir.
441
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,229
‐ I believe Orlo will now
talk of suing for peace
442
00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:10,064
as he revels in our losses.
443
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,734
‐ Is that true, Orlo?
You revel in our losses?
444
00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:13,943
‐ No, sir. Um‐‐
445
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:17,217
‐ I will stuff this marble
deep in your ass if it is.
446
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:20,928
Fuck! What do we do?
447
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:26,586
‐ Well, the archbishop started this war
when God sent him a vision.
448
00:27:26,610 --> 00:27:29,000
Perhaps he could revisit this vision
449
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:32,003
and provide more details on how to win it.
450
00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:34,881
‐ God has called us to it. We must win it.
451
00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:38,176
‐ God is all care
and no responsibility at times.
452
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,807
‐ I do not doubt the Russian fighting man,
453
00:27:40,831 --> 00:27:43,264
and it is treasonous to do so.
454
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:46,788
‐ We lost some 1,800 lives.
455
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:49,312
‐ God damn it.
456
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,272
Well, how does that look?
457
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:55,626
Bad. Bad, is how,
in case anyone was wondering.
458
00:27:56,343 --> 00:28:00,313
My father won battles.
He expanded the kingdom.
459
00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:05,203
I also do not like
all the limbless soldiers, in the halls.
460
00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:07,956
It casts a pall over the fun of a ball
461
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:10,230
when so many can't dance.
462
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:14,671
‐ I can win this for us.
463
00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:16,172
‐ So do.
464
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,423
On another matter,
465
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:20,385
uh, may I commend the emperor
466
00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:23,680
on his decision to allow
the empress a school.
467
00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:25,932
‐ I make women happy, Orlo.
468
00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:28,685
Sometimes they yelp like newborn puppies.
It's a lovely thing.
469
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:31,020
You should try it, if your cock ever
finds its way out of your hand,
470
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,480
into a woman.
471
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,940
‐ Uh, indeed.
472
00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:37,861
Blushing. God, you're a virgin.
473
00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:41,030
‐ I'd like to approve the texts
she wishes to teach.
474
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:43,451
She may bring new ideas from the West.
475
00:28:43,475 --> 00:28:47,579
The French are affecting Europe's thinking
in a distressing way.
476
00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:51,583
‐ In an astounding way
that blows light into our age.
477
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:54,210
The fact that women will be part of this,
478
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:57,797
as I believe, is a stunning
achievement for our nation
479
00:28:57,821 --> 00:29:00,884
and will be celebrated across Europe.
480
00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:03,868
‐ Women?
‐ What?
481
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,735
They burned down my school!
482
00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:21,654
You must seek justice.
Wreak havoc upon them!
483
00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:23,784
‐ Oh, you did not say
this school was for girls.
484
00:29:23,808 --> 00:29:25,074
‐ Did I not?
PETER: No.
485
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,409
‐ Yes!
486
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:29,621
Women here cannot read.
‐ And they shall not.
487
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:32,165
Women are for seeding, not reading.
488
00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:36,109
Huh. Pithy. Gents, I said
women are for seeding, not reading.
489
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:43,531
‐ You burned my school down.
‐ I did.
490
00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,600
Well, you may go.
I forgive you, of course,
491
00:29:47,624 --> 00:29:49,898
as I am of gentle heart and massive cock.
492
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:53,895
Gentlemen, I said
I am of gentle heart and massive cock.
493
00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:55,563
MEN: Huzzah!
‐ You are disgusting!
494
00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:56,856
PETER: You don't lie to me again!
495
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,399
MEN: Ooh!
‐ Oh, you are admirably quick.
496
00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:01,361
Huh. Huzzah!
MEN: Huzzah!
497
00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:03,215
Right. Who's next? Ivan?
498
00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:22,134
‐ Did you see Grigor carrying
two baby ducks everywhere yesterday?
499
00:30:22,158 --> 00:30:23,675
Hilarious.
500
00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:25,379
Nipping at vodka in his pocket, they were.
501
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,476
We do not have to breakfast together.
502
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,300
‐ I wish it to bring us closer.
‐ How is that working?
503
00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:41,198
‐ May I read a passage from Diderot?
504
00:30:41,222 --> 00:30:44,445
Orlo found it for me.
‐ Orlo is a lobcock.
505
00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:48,076
A smart one, and handy for
the thinking part of running the country.
506
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:51,786
And I do not care who fucks who,
as long as one fucks.
507
00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:54,375
Though I suspect he does not even do that.
508
00:30:54,399 --> 00:30:56,186
What sort of a life is that?
509
00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,357
Just musing.
510
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:04,743
‐ So I shall read.
PETER: Mm.
511
00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:11,139
"Man will never be free
until the last king has been strangled
512
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,753
with the entrails of the last priest."
513
00:31:16,585 --> 00:31:17,875
‐ Love it.
514
00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:20,773
Bye.
515
00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:22,757
Zeus. Come on.
516
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:25,139
Are you pregnant?
517
00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:27,801
‐ No.
‐ Annoying.
518
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:30,721
Come on.
519
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,290
I hate you.
520
00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:39,047
What the fuck's going on, Archie?
521
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:40,585
You said she was the one.
522
00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:42,966
You said you'd seen it.
You said she'd make me happy.
523
00:31:42,990 --> 00:31:46,549
‐ I...
‐ Do I look happy? Grigor, my face.
524
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,179
‐ Oh, discontented at the minimum.
‐ At the fucking minimum.
525
00:31:49,203 --> 00:31:50,720
Remind me of this vision.
526
00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:53,139
‐ He saw her name drawn in the sand
527
00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:54,940
on a beach where Jesus was walking.
528
00:31:54,964 --> 00:31:56,976
‐ All marriages take time to‐‐
529
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,067
‐ My parents' didn't, and mine should not.
530
00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:01,815
- You need to fix her.
- I will not be...
531
00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:04,719
‐ Ugly with discontent?
‐ Exactly.
532
00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:11,386
You throw like Orlo.
533
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,193
Is it not beautiful?
534
00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:17,872
‐ Yes.
535
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:19,374
I'll tell you a secret.
536
00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:22,919
If you look closely, that icon is rusting,
537
00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:25,573
and that one is bent at the side.
538
00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:29,032
Nothing, of course, is perfect.
539
00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:32,076
‐ You refer metaphorically
to the marriage?
540
00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:36,516
‐ I liked you the moment I‐‐
541
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,250
‐ Put your fingers inside me.
542
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:42,190
‐ It was distressing for me
as it was for you.
543
00:32:42,214 --> 00:32:43,882
‐ I doubt that.
544
00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:48,736
‐ There's a way of things here.
545
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,406
And a way of things with Peter.
‐ I have tried.
546
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:53,658
‐ We think our hearts are spent.
547
00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:58,329
God refills them
if we can but find the...
548
00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:01,082
‐ Ladle?
‐ Indeed.
549
00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:03,251
‐ So you would like me to try.
550
00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:07,630
‐ An unhappy emperor makes
rash decisions that affect millions.
551
00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:10,429
This is bigger than you
and your happiness.
552
00:33:10,453 --> 00:33:13,970
Your father has already been through
his initial payment from us
553
00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:16,231
and been back for more,
and we furnished him with this,
554
00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:19,496
but that tap can be turned off.
555
00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:23,980
‐ I cannot be happy here.
‐ I'm not asking you that.
556
00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:26,174
I'm asking you to pretend.
557
00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:31,051
People underestimate the joy in suffering.
558
00:33:36,517 --> 00:33:40,057
Walk through the pain...
559
00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:44,209
and on the other side...
560
00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:47,243
joy and purity.
561
00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:54,330
And I do love the smell.
562
00:34:13,095 --> 00:34:14,295
‐ Empress.
563
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:18,076
‐ General?
VELEMENTOV: I was...
564
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:22,310
I saw you in the sun
and I worried for your alabaster skin.
565
00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:25,625
I felt if I positioned myself
at 90 degrees,
566
00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:28,319
my torso would provide shade cover.
567
00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,591
I trust my interruption is forgivable?
568
00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:35,655
‐ I am happy in the sun.
569
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:41,099
I imagine myself floating in the sky,
far from here.
570
00:34:41,123 --> 00:34:43,083
But I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
571
00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:47,397
How goes the war?
‐ Uh...
572
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:49,691
Ups and downs.
573
00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:52,755
There's some conjecture
as to the best way forward.
574
00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:57,601
I fear paralysis, but, uh...
575
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:03,121
We must, uh...
We trust the emperor's wisdom.
576
00:35:03,145 --> 00:35:04,475
‐ Is that wise?
577
00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:06,374
‐ I...
578
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:09,043
‐ My father was in the military.
579
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:13,256
He said that to some,
war is merely a chess game,
580
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,910
and to others, a horror of responsibility
for the blood of men.
581
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,430
Where do you fall on this?
582
00:35:20,454 --> 00:35:22,807
‐ You win the chess game,
583
00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:24,711
you win men's lives.
584
00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:27,499
That's how I see it.
585
00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:32,025
Good day. I‐‐ You...
586
00:35:32,049 --> 00:35:36,599
look... lovely... again.
587
00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:48,022
Empress!
588
00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:50,686
The party!
589
00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:05,964
‐ Someone refill this fucking samovar.
590
00:36:06,792 --> 00:36:09,354
PETER: Explain it to me.
‐ It's called a sight.
591
00:36:09,378 --> 00:36:10,980
Your eye falls between the two marks,
592
00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:12,737
and then your target lines up with it.
593
00:36:12,761 --> 00:36:16,363
‐ I have perfect aim, though.
‐ Oh, but to less perfect hunters
594
00:36:16,387 --> 00:36:19,030
than your royal self, it is a boon,
595
00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:21,574
and accurate up to 50 yards.
596
00:36:21,598 --> 00:36:23,388
‐ No. I don't believe it.
597
00:36:29,606 --> 00:36:31,066
‐ Aah! Gah!
598
00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:34,898
Sorry, Sergei.
599
00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:42,973
‐ I prick my maid's finger,
add a few drops of blood to the cream,
600
00:36:42,997 --> 00:36:45,056
and it creates this rosy hue.
601
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,432
You lie.
602
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:49,336
‐ There's no point owning these people
if you can't use them as you wish.
603
00:36:52,129 --> 00:36:56,901
‐ Your wig, Madame Svenska,
it's not supposed to be like that.
604
00:36:56,925 --> 00:36:58,945
They are meant to be fitted to your heads.
605
00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:00,929
They are not hats.
606
00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:09,234
Fool!
607
00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:13,918
‐ Cheer up, my darling. It is a party.
608
00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,545
Eat this.
‐ I don't‐‐
609
00:37:15,569 --> 00:37:17,589
It's moose‐lips mousse. Is it not divine?
610
00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:19,510
Though one cannot help but wonder,
611
00:37:19,534 --> 00:37:22,531
where is the moose
and what's he doing now?
612
00:37:23,535 --> 00:37:24,905
Come, my dears.
613
00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:48,639
‐ Shall we walk in the garden, Empress?
614
00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:52,605
‐ Yes. I could use some fresh air.
615
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:08,869
‐ Oh, dear. Someone's cross.
616
00:38:09,665 --> 00:38:10,745
Good shot, huh?
617
00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:49,138
We've got problems, haven't we?
618
00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:51,962
You are the only person
who has not loved me.
619
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,647
It is inconceivable to me
and says nothing good about you.
620
00:38:55,671 --> 00:38:58,439
‐ If you had shown me
an ounce of kindness,
621
00:38:58,463 --> 00:39:01,093
I was ready with a heart full of love.
622
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:04,620
‐ You look really pretty.
623
00:39:04,644 --> 00:39:06,636
‐ My heart is breaking.
624
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:10,389
I miss home.
625
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:14,372
I'm lonely for family,
626
00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:18,566
friends, fun, ideas,
627
00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:21,045
strawberries.
628
00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:23,756
‐ And I need my cock sucked.
‐ What?
629
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:26,467
‐ Well, we're sharing, right, our needs?
630
00:39:26,491 --> 00:39:28,636
‐ Just let me go home, please.
631
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:30,805
‐ That's not going to happen.
632
00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:33,057
Strawberries, I'll work on.
633
00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:35,001
Friends... the women at court?
634
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,854
‐ Gossiping morons,
635
00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:40,025
obsessed with the next affair
or dalliance.
636
00:39:40,049 --> 00:39:42,233
‐ You're so judgmental.
637
00:39:42,257 --> 00:39:43,967
You might want to look at that.
638
00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:47,328
I mean, you know your problem?
You have no idea how lucky you are.
639
00:39:47,352 --> 00:39:49,574
Soldiers are dying.
‐ Because of you.
640
00:39:49,598 --> 00:39:53,244
‐ Serfs beaten daily.
‐ You could stop that.
641
00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:56,998
If you would just read
these books with me,
642
00:39:57,022 --> 00:39:59,792
these ideas that are sweeping Europe:
643
00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:02,962
justice, humanity,
every man a valued soul.
644
00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:04,923
We could rule Russia
in a different manner‐‐
645
00:40:04,947 --> 00:40:08,947
‐ No, I rule. You serve.
Is it that difficult to understand?
646
00:40:09,785 --> 00:40:13,223
What happened to that happy little girl
who gave me a twig?
647
00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:15,016
‐ She died.
648
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,269
‐ Seems overly dramatic.
I am mostly kind to you.
649
00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:19,437
Do I beat you?
650
00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:22,108
‐ I suffer the blows
of your disdain daily.
651
00:40:22,132 --> 00:40:24,445
‐ It's not the same
as actual blows, though, is it?
652
00:40:24,469 --> 00:40:26,296
‐ Well...
‐ What, you don't know?
653
00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:31,681
Well, compare, and get back to me.
654
00:40:34,685 --> 00:40:36,579
Mother and Father never acted like this.
655
00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:38,414
My mother was a saint.
656
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,085
I'm glad she's not alive to see this.
657
00:40:40,109 --> 00:40:42,210
Not that I'm glad she's dead. I'm not.
658
00:40:42,234 --> 00:40:43,628
Never. Sometimes.
659
00:40:43,652 --> 00:40:45,992
Just once.
660
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:50,330
Don't look at me like that.
You're a disappointment to me, too.
661
00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:54,408
I do not need a wife with
a poisonous mouth and a dry cunny.
662
00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:57,892
I will shut you up at my pleasure.
663
00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:00,916
‐ You will try and fail.
‐ You will be happy.
664
00:41:01,753 --> 00:41:04,190
You will die here in content old age,
665
00:41:04,214 --> 00:41:06,451
having given me many hours
of pleasure and service,
666
00:41:06,475 --> 00:41:08,027
and many heirs.
667
00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:09,891
Boys, preferably.
668
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:16,830
I do have a temper and some rage.
You cannot cross me.
669
00:41:16,854 --> 00:41:20,999
Especially not in front of others,
or you will pay.
670
00:41:21,023 --> 00:41:23,251
Endlessly.
671
00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:25,753
And you will never win.
672
00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:28,357
You'll just be in pain.
673
00:41:49,009 --> 00:41:50,778
‐ Are you all right, Empress?
674
00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:53,392
‐ I would be better if I had wings.
675
00:41:56,767 --> 00:41:59,057
‐ Might I suggest vodka instead?
676
00:42:06,401 --> 00:42:08,451
‐ I'm a fool, Marial.
677
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,450
A great love.
678
00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:15,929
I looked at myself
in the mirror and laughed
679
00:42:15,953 --> 00:42:17,963
at my own stupid face this morning.
680
00:42:20,165 --> 00:42:21,875
Do you want one?
681
00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:24,938
‐ I resolve to know my place.
682
00:42:24,962 --> 00:42:27,132
‐ Yet you brought two glasses.
683
00:42:37,391 --> 00:42:39,497
‐ I need you to help me escape this place.
684
00:42:39,521 --> 00:42:41,246
‐ I would be signing my own death warrant.
685
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,060
‐ A carriage is all I need.
‐ I'm sorry.
686
00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:48,819
I cannot.
687
00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:55,971
Sorry to startle you.
688
00:42:55,995 --> 00:42:57,980
‐ You didn't. You reek of incense.
689
00:42:58,004 --> 00:43:00,181
I smelt you five minutes ago.
690
00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:02,517
‐ How is she?
‐ Unhappy.
691
00:43:02,541 --> 00:43:05,461
‐ Hmm.
‐ She wants to leave.
692
00:43:06,295 --> 00:43:08,415
‐ And how are you?
693
00:43:09,965 --> 00:43:11,276
‐ Learning my place.
694
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,840
‐ Hmm. I doubt that'll ever happen.
695
00:44:50,649 --> 00:44:52,029
‐ Uh, sir‐‐
696
00:44:58,073 --> 00:44:59,373
‐ Uh...
697
00:45:30,314 --> 00:45:31,944
‐ Escort the empress back.
698
00:46:37,965 --> 00:46:40,485
MARIAL: Would you like a cake
with that knife, Empress?
699
00:46:40,509 --> 00:46:43,238
‐ Do not try to stop me. Just leave me be.
700
00:46:43,262 --> 00:46:44,948
‐ I would not presume to speak.
701
00:46:44,972 --> 00:46:47,534
For the empress is so smart,
702
00:46:47,558 --> 00:46:49,786
and book readingly,
703
00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,830
that I'm sure her judgment is sound.
704
00:46:51,854 --> 00:46:53,234
‐ I am resolved.
705
00:46:54,648 --> 00:46:56,505
‐ Vlad will get a bucket for the blood.
706
00:46:56,529 --> 00:46:57,919
‐ Yes, miss.
707
00:46:57,943 --> 00:46:59,493
There is no other way.
708
00:47:01,113 --> 00:47:03,842
I am a prisoner here.
MARIAL: Indeed.
709
00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:05,635
‐ Married to an idiot.
710
00:47:05,659 --> 00:47:07,766
‐ This has never happened
to a woman before.
711
00:47:07,790 --> 00:47:09,764
‐ Yes, but to an emperor.
712
00:47:09,788 --> 00:47:12,267
He's a madman.
‐ He‐‐ He is one of a kind.
713
00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:13,421
It is true.
714
00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:19,065
Towels, too, Vlad.
715
00:47:19,089 --> 00:47:20,839
There may be some overflow.
716
00:47:23,552 --> 00:47:26,617
‐ What am I to do?
Just live at someone else's whim?
717
00:47:26,641 --> 00:47:28,098
‐ God forbid, Empress.
718
00:47:29,641 --> 00:47:32,851
‐ Ever since I was a child,
I felt like greatness was in store for me.
719
00:47:33,812 --> 00:47:35,832
A great life, I felt.
720
00:47:35,856 --> 00:47:39,460
Like God himself had spat me forth
to land on this Earth
721
00:47:39,484 --> 00:47:42,172
and in some way transform it.
722
00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:45,466
That I was here for a reason, a purpose.
723
00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:47,510
‐ Why did He make you a woman, then?
724
00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:49,624
‐ For comedy, I guess.
725
00:47:51,246 --> 00:47:54,366
That idea now feels like some delusion
when I'm trapped here.
726
00:47:56,627 --> 00:48:00,257
Yet I felt it, Marial, in my being...
727
00:48:02,341 --> 00:48:04,431
deep in my bones.
728
00:48:12,351 --> 00:48:14,391
It is not a lineage.
729
00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,726
‐ What?
MARIAL: Russia...
730
00:48:20,943 --> 00:48:23,453
it does not go to an heir
if there is not one.
731
00:48:24,196 --> 00:48:27,156
If the emperor dies,
it goes to the empress.
732
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,515
‐ What do you mean?
733
00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:31,995
‐ I'm just giving you a lesson
on how things work here.
734
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:39,604
You're also not the only unhappy one.
There are men here, unhappy,
735
00:48:39,628 --> 00:48:40,958
who are looking for a leader.
736
00:48:41,964 --> 00:48:43,674
‐ And is there one?
737
00:48:46,718 --> 00:48:48,888
‐ I hope I am looking at her.
738
00:48:50,097 --> 00:48:51,267
‐ Me?
739
00:48:52,516 --> 00:48:55,537
I'm a foolish child.
‐ But what if you are not?
740
00:48:55,561 --> 00:48:58,376
What if your vision of the bear,
and the great love,
741
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,958
your heart filled and glowing,
742
00:48:59,982 --> 00:49:03,362
what if that great love was Russia itself?
743
00:49:04,486 --> 00:49:06,066
Not Peter.
744
00:49:09,449 --> 00:49:11,739
I will get coins to place on your eyes.
745
00:50:08,342 --> 00:50:09,932
Huzzah.
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