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[sedate orchestration]
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♪ ♪
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[knocks]
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- Brent?
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- What's up, Donny?
Can I come in?
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- Uh, sure.
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Yeah, come on in.
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- I know it's a little late,
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but I wanted to give you
something.
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You're going to love it.
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- Okay. What is it?
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[mischievous music]
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- Check this out.
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♪ ♪
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- What is it?
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- Want to take a peek-peek?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Oh.
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- Whoop, there it is.
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It look good, huh?
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100% all-American cherry pie.
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You want a slice?
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- Oh...
I'm okay.
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- Come on,
I just baked it today.
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Have a slice.
- Shoot.
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Honestly,
I just brushed my teeth.
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- Well, then you already
got a good base.
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You can just use a little
mouthwash after.
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Try one slice.
Come on, for me.
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- N... I shouldn't.
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- Damn, I must have
misunderstood.
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Huh. I thought you had
a sweet tooth.
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- I do have a sweet tooth.
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It's just, honestly,
when I go to bed
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and eat sugar late,
it's just hard to sleep.
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- Pfft. Man, I wish I knew that
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before I spent the whole day
making this for you.
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- You spent all day making this?
- Pretty much.
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- [sighs]
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Well, I guess I can have
a sliver.
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[rising orchestral music]
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- I'ma give you a thick sliver.
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♪ ♪
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[quietly] Eat.
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Feed.
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Attaboy.
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[music continues uneasily]
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♪ ♪
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- [groans]
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[groans more intensely]
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Oh...
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- Hey, pal, I almost finished
my Sudoku.
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- Oh...
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- Sport?
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- [groans faintly]
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- What's going on?
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- I didn't get much sleep,
and I don't feel very good.
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- Okay. Well,
do you have to show it?
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I thought we talked about
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hiding our bad moods
around the house.
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- You don't always hide
your bad moods.
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- No, I don't, but...
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you know the deal.
We're a team.
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And I rely on your good moods...
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- To pull you through
the Sea of Sorrow.
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- Yeah.
'Cause I'm like a water-skier...
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- And I'm the speedboat
pulling you,
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and if I stop,
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you'll sink into
the Sea of Sorrow.
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- Yeah. So,
why don't you hit the gas
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and fake a smile for me?
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- Okay.
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[gas motor starting]
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- [sing-song] There it is.
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[mischievous music]
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[knocks]
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- Hey, Donny.
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Thanks for letting me in.
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No, no, no, stay where you are.
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I'll come to you.
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Damn, it's chilly out there.
Whew.
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- Look, I don't think I can
have any pie tonight, Brent.
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- What, you didn't like the pie?
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- No, it was ten out of ten.
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I just don't sleep well
when I eat pie that late.
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- Oh, I see why you trippin',
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but you actually don't need
to trip,
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because we ain't even
eating pie anyway.
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- We're not?
- Nah.
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We got something different
tonight.
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Crème brulée.
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I worked on this custard
all day.
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Let me just glaze that ass
right quick.
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- Brent, I can't...
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- [scatting]
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Come on, sing it, Donny.
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[scatting]
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- [scatting]
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- ♪ Let me just glaze that ass
right quick ♪
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- [softly] ♪ Let me just
glaze that ass right quick ♪
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- There you go.
You earned it.
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[uneasy orchestral music]
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[under breath] ♪ Let me just
glaze that ass right quick ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Brent, I told you.
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I can't sleep
when I eat sweets this late.
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- All right, you don't
have to eat it.
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Just crack the glaze
with the back of your spoon,
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and see what happens.
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See what's below the ice.
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♪ ♪
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Indulge yourself.
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[music hits climax]
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[sedate guitar music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, Cory.
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You know peer pressure?
- Mm-hm.
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Have you ever succumbed to it?
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- [small laugh] Yes.
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Once.
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A peer of mine once pressured me
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to read a book.
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Gave it to me as a gift.
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Said it had changed his life,
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I absolutely had to read it.
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Well, I tried, but...
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the book was thick,
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and small print.
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In Russian, I believe.
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Couldn't tell the difference
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between the name of a character
and the name of a city.
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- Oh, my goodness.
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- I thought I'd made it
through the first chapter,
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but it turned out
just to be the foreword.
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Well, by the time
that first chapter
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really came along,
I didn't have the patience.
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I put it on the shelf
and never picked it up again.
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- So what happened to your peer?
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- I avoided my peer because I
didn't want to talk about it,
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and as a result,
I never saw my peer again.
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- Oh.
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- Does that help?
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- [small sigh] No.
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[crickets chirping]
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[dessert leitmotif]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, Donny.
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What happened to your ladder?
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- Um...
I think somebody stole it.
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- Damn. That pisses me off.
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- [breathing heavily]
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- Donny, this is Keith.
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I ran into Keith
at the grocery store,
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and we got to talking
about your sweet tooth.
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And then he piped in and said
he wanted to make you fondue.
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I said, "Perfect, I'm going to
Donny's house anyway."
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- Please don't make me fondue.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Keith got a sitter
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so he could be here tonight.
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- You got a sitter?
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- Yeah.
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- Just give it to me.
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- Hell yeah.
You got this.
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[uneasy music replays]
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♪ ♪
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- Ugh...
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Oh...
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- Hey, squirt.
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Get dressed.
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- [moaning] Ohh...
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[knock on door]
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- Hey, guys. What's up?
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- Hey, Brent.
- Oh, my grappling hook.
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Thanks for bringing it back.
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- Mind if we come in?
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- Yeah, sure, come on in.
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What a treat.
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What's up, my man?
- Hey, Brent.
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[dessert leitmotif]
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- Cory, can I get you a
macaroon?
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- No thanks, Brent.
I'm good.
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- No, you're going to want
one of these.
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Keith, get Cory a macaroon.
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As Keith is my witness,
I swoon for the macaroon.
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- No thanks, Keith.
I'm good.
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- What, you ain't hungry?
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We all hungry!
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Ain't nothing wrong with it,
Cor.
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You need to just let yo' body
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do its thing.
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- I said I'm good, Brent.
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Do you not think I'm good?
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- Oh, I think you're good.
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I'm trying to make you
[bass voice] real good.
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[normal voice] See?
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Macaroon before noon.
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[whispered] I haven't even
eaten breakfast yet.
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I'm a bad boy.
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♪ ♪
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Eat it.
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- Donny tells me
you've been bringing him
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lots of late-night treats.
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- We make a great team,
me and Donny.
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Don't we, Donny?
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- Uh-huh.
- I like to bake,
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he likes to eat.
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I like to feed,
he likes to gain.
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Stockton to Malone.
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It's a beautiful dance.
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- Well...
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That all sounds very nice,
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and to thank you for that...
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Tell him about your gift.
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- I don't need anything
in return.
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You see, Cory,
giving is the gift.
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- Oh, nonsense, Brent.
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After all you've done for him?
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Donny, go ahead
and give him the gift.
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- Hi, Brent.
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So to thank you for all
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the wonderful desserts
you fed me,
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I got you a little something.
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[uneasy music]
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- Oh, shit.
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A book.
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- This book completely
changed my life.
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You have to read it.
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- [quietly] Damn,
this book is thick.
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[normal voice] Not that
that's a bad thing.
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I like a book
with some back on it.
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Whoa, small font.
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- Now, I don't want
to hang out again
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until you finish the book 'cause
I wanna talk about it with you.
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Got it, mister?
- Look at that.
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That the name of a town
or the name of a character?
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Ha ha.
- Well...
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Brent, we'll leave you to it.
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Have a nice day.
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- Bye, Brent.
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[sweeping, somber orchestration]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, pal. My sleeping pills
are kicking in,
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so I just wanted to say
good night.
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- Hey, Cor?
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You don't think he's ever
going to come back, do ya?
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- Oh, something tells me
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we've seen
the last of old Brent.
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- Okay. Good night, Cor.
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- End of Chapter 12
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and end of what I believe...
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- Thank goodness
for books on tape.
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- How's the book?
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- Well, it actually changed
my life.
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In fact, I can't wait to talk
about it with Donny,
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over cupcakes.
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[eerie music]
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I'm a bad boy.
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[sedate piano music]
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♪ ♪
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- The most powerful
jungle cat in the Americas.
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- Hey, Frank.
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How much do you think
a jaguar weighs?
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- Oh, a buck 15, a buck 20,
maybe.
264
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,100
- Pfft. For an adult male?
265
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,796
- Try three bills, brother.
- Damn.
266
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,338
Seriously?
- Mm-hm.
267
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,523
- What are you guys watching?
- "Planet Earth."
268
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:19,042
- You mind if I join?
- Yeah, come on.
269
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,709
- [clicking tongue]
270
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,679
[sighs] So...
271
00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,748
- Make it possible
to film these great cats...
272
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,317
- Okay, uh, what do you say
we pause this program
273
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,316
and put on the Laker
pre-season game, huh?
274
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,688
Starts in a couple minutes.
- Was by using
275
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,357
specially constructed...
276
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,226
- Actually, I got to go home
and wash my hair.
277
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,874
- Oh, I'll walk you out, Frank.
278
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,229
Uh, Frank,
what are you doing tomorrow?
279
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:43,808
- Oh, I'll be around.
Actually, I'ma come through.
280
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,476
I want to see what happens
to that jaguar.
281
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:46,751
- Oh, yeah, come by.
- All right. Cool.
282
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,113
- All right, man.
283
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,220
[makes whooshing noise]
284
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:03,294
- [imitates camera]
285
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,063
- [imitates camera]
286
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,531
[imitates camera]
287
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,697
[continue making various noises]
288
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,260
[forlorn string music]
289
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:20,619
♪ ♪
290
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,620
- Try it.
291
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,622
- Ooh. Mm!
292
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:31,684
♪ ♪
293
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,485
- Bounce factory!
- Bounce factory!
294
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,090
- See you, Frank.
- All right, Donny. One love.
295
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,733
- "Bounce factory."
296
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,729
♪ ♪
297
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,931
- Hey, Christian.
What brings you by?
298
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,563
- Listen. I...
299
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,378
was wondering if you'd
like to come up with
300
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,330
a secret handshake with me.
301
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,249
- Christian, you're coming in
a little hot right now.
302
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,671
- Just go with me
for a second here.
303
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,069
Okay? This is
what I have so far.
304
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,566
And keep in mind
305
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,288
I'm not precious
about any of these moves,
306
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:58,839
so your input's totally welcome.
307
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,908
Okay. Um...
308
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,077
So I go front, back,
309
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,975
side to side...
310
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,187
- Okay, Christian,
I-I'll stop you right there.
311
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,889
I just think I'm not interested
in doing a secret handshake.
312
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:12,492
- Well, don't you and Donny
have a secret handshake?
313
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,759
- No.
314
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,263
- Oh.
315
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,755
I'm sorry. I...
316
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,226
saw Donny and Frankie
317
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,304
do a secret handshake
in the courtyard,
318
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,373
and I assumed
you and Donny had one,
319
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,843
since you're roommates and all.
320
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,271
- Wait, I'm sorry.
321
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,636
Donny and Frankie
have a secret handshake?
322
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,575
- Yeah.
323
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,109
It's really cool.
324
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,854
- I wonder if it wasn't
so much a...
325
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:39,021
secret handshake as it was
spur-of-the-moment horseplay?
326
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,321
- No, this wasn't horseplay.
327
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,123
It seemed pretty well-rehearsed.
328
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,224
They also had a catchphrase
at the end.
329
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,716
"Bounce factory"?
330
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,858
- "Bounce factory."
331
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,674
I wonder what that means.
332
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:53,156
- I imagine it was some
sort of inside joke.
333
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,269
Well, if you change your mind,
334
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,741
you let me know.
335
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,139
- [quietly] Sorry.
336
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,810
[sad guitar music]
337
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,940
- Hey, Kevin.
338
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,144
- Hey.
339
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:05,686
- Would you be interested
340
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,852
in coming up with
a secret handshake with me?
341
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,760
- Hey, pal.
342
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,275
- Oh, hey, Cor.
343
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,449
- Yes, I wanted to ask you
a question.
344
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:19,658
Do you and Frankie
have a secret handshake?
345
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,892
- Oh...
346
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,237
Do me and Frank
have a secret handshake?
347
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,262
Is that what you said?
348
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,736
- Look, I know you do.
349
00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:26,425
Christian came over, and he said
350
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,906
he saw you and Frankie
doing one outside.
351
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,504
Listen, I want you
to knock that off.
352
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,295
- Oh, really?
We were just having fun.
353
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,597
- Yeah, for you two.
354
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,468
But imagine we're at a party,
355
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,407
and then you two say goodbye
like that,
356
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,402
and then what would
the rest of us do? Just watch?
357
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,181
Just makes saying goodbye
confusing and...
358
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,213
and longer.
And who wants to have
359
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,329
a long goodbye?
- Hm.
360
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,892
- I want you to take
that handshake
361
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,689
and crumple it up in a ball.
362
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,244
- Now throw it out the window.
- That's littering.
363
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,261
- Well, it's your property,
so who cares? Throw it.
364
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,526
- [sighs]
- Don't just drop it
365
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:02,274
where you'll find it later.
Huck it.
366
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,342
With your dominant hand.
- I'm ambidextrous.
367
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,800
- Fine.
368
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,639
- Don't look where it went.
Just sit back down.
369
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,817
Great. Thank you.
370
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,977
Okay, well, I'm going to go
to Jamba Juice.
371
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,046
Do you want to come?
372
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,753
- I'm good, thanks.
373
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:23,222
- Okay, well,
I'm still going to go.
374
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,715
- My wallet's on the fridge.
375
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,768
- Ah. Yep.
376
00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:30,295
Found it.
377
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,030
Just gonna take a $20.
378
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,404
I'll bring back the change.
379
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,202
- He has the advantage
380
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,517
of being
the largest bull around.
381
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,039
- Hey, Frank.
382
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,537
Guess how much a hippo weighs.
383
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,006
- Uh, you talking adult male?
384
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,384
- Yeah.
385
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,812
- Uh, I'd say about 500 pounds.
386
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,448
- Try 2 tons, my man.
387
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,423
- Ooh, I gotta get to therapy,
my boy-ee!
388
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,733
All right, Donny.
Catch you later, man.
389
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,294
- All right.
See you, Frank.
390
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,393
- Yo, I'm leaving, man.
391
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,786
Bounce factory.
392
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:04,297
- [sighs]
393
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,640
Listen, Frank,
about the factory...
394
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,427
I think we're going to have to
shut it down.
395
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,028
- What?
396
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,849
- The thing is,
Cory made a few good points
397
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,611
about how it could be
a little confusing
398
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,419
if everyone in the group
has a secret handshake.
399
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,441
- Who cares, man?
That's our thing.
400
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,907
- I know, but him and I
don't have one, and...
401
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,605
- [sighs] Come on, Donny.
That ain't you.
402
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,718
- [sighs] All right.
Well...
403
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,291
but when we get to
"bounce factory,"
404
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,850
just don't say it too loud,
all right?
405
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,488
- Yeah, all right, fine.
- [quietly] All right.
406
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,672
- Donny.
407
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,504
- Hurry.
408
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,237
- Hey, pal?
409
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,042
[edgy music]
410
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,079
- [making various noises]
411
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,750
- Are you upstairs?
412
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,678
- Hi.
413
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,415
- Got a little treat for you.
414
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,480
♪ ♪
415
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,089
- Come on, Frank,
the bird's cooked. Let's go.
416
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,921
- Ooh!
417
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:11,057
♪ ♪
418
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,071
- Bounce factory.
419
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,309
- Cory...
420
00:17:17,338 --> 00:17:19,698
hey.
421
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,169
- Hi, Frank.
Didn't know you were here.
422
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,818
- Hey, Cor.
423
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:25,784
- Donny, I brought this for you.
424
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,821
It's the rest of my smoothie.
425
00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,118
I didn't finish it,
thought maybe you'd want it.
426
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,258
It's Razzmatazz...
427
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,494
with the, uh, immuno-boost.
428
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:38,022
- Cory...
429
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,257
[sad guitar music]
430
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:47,533
♪ ♪
431
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,776
- So, how long has this
secret handshake been going on?
432
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:03,293
- Five, six months, probably.
433
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,116
- That... sounds about right.
434
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,715
- And what about the, uh,
435
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,322
the catchphrase?
"Bounce factory"?
436
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,255
- Oh, that was sort of a...
437
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,961
it's an inside joke.
438
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,433
- Oh.
439
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,141
- I mean, but if you're
at all interested,
440
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,783
we'd be more than happy
to show you "bounce."
441
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:21,069
- I don't think so.
You know, handshakes,
442
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,040
they really are just
such a waste of time, you know?
443
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,410
- Well, a lot of things
that are fun
444
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,868
are a waste of time, Cor.
445
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,386
Like playing Bubble Bash
on your iPad
446
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,080
or hanging out at Jamba Juice
all day.
447
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,810
- Watching pre-season
Laker games.
448
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,316
- Heck, you read that
Phil Jackson memoir
449
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,747
about a gazillion times.
450
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,261
Some would say
that's a waste of time.
451
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,053
- [scoffs]
452
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,915
[whispers]
A waste of time.
453
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,818
That's not a waste of time.
454
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,857
Phil Jackson's a Zen master,
455
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,961
and I'm a spiritual person.
Got it?
456
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,525
- Yeah.
457
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,633
Wait.
458
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,126
Cory, can you do that again?
459
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,197
- Do what again?
I just blacked out for a second.
460
00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:01,466
- Well, you tried to punch me,
but you came up short.
461
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,677
Whoa. One more time,
but this time, slower.
462
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,505
Stop.
463
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,581
Just raise it up.
464
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,146
[dramatic orchestration rises]
465
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,246
- [whispered] Donny.
- It's okay, Frank.
466
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,588
I got it.
467
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:20,062
It's okay.
It's all right, big boy.
468
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,493
Good.
469
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,257
Now, what do you think, Frank?
470
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,329
Maybe a little pump, or...
471
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,695
- Eh, like a... shimmy pump?
472
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,043
- Like that?
473
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,710
- Just once.
474
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,943
- Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
475
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,454
Okay, I'm sort of feeling
something there.
476
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,536
Hold on.
477
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:40,975
Hey, Frank.
478
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:44,024
♪ ♪
479
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,960
You know, this is actually
something
480
00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:48,446
Kobe used to do
to celebrate a big play.
481
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,288
He never had a secret handshake
with anyone on his team.
482
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,894
As the leader,
483
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,486
he wasn't allowed to be nice
to anyone, but...
484
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,048
but if something really great
happened,
485
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,763
you'd see him...
486
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,528
go like that.
487
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,376
It always made me feel
something.
488
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,482
Think I might go for a walk
just kind of give it a try.
489
00:20:05,506 --> 00:20:07,436
- Well, then go on.
490
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,443
['80s-era techno]
491
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,176
♪ ♪
492
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,461
- [together] Front,
back, side to side,
493
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:17,821
elbows, elbow, sugar shack!
494
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:21,221
- Hey, sugar boys.
495
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,264
Close up the sugar shack.
496
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,863
This one's for everyone.
497
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:34,300
♪ ♪
498
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,881
- Hey, Frank.
- Yeah?
499
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,878
- Guess how much Cory weighs.
500
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,220
- I don't know. He's definitely
taller than you,
501
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,775
but he has skinny legs.
502
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,983
I'd say about buck 65, buck 70.
503
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,576
- Pfft.
Try two bills, my man.
504
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:59,018
♪ ♪
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