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[pleasant orchestral music]

♪ ♪

- And Donny, if you would just breathe in for me.

Donny, you're in very, very, very good shape.

It's that maybe you have a little cold.

- Hey, doc. - Yes, sir.

- Can I ask you something?

- Sure, you can, Donny. Go ahead.

- Is Sigourney Weaver attractive?

- Yeah.

Sigourney Weaver is attractive, yes.

[exhales]

In her own way.

- So kind of like Linda Hamilton?

- Yeah.

Kind of like Linda Hamilton.

- Okay, that's what I thought. Thanks, doc.

- You know what I will do for you?

I'll recommend...

[pen clicks] some Sigourney Weaver movies.

Let's see...

"The Year of Living Dangerously."

I don't know if you've ever been to Jakarta,

but this movie takes place in Jakarta.

And you will get a real sense

of the chaos and the violence of democracy.

[orchestral music]

♪ ♪

Ah, Cory.

I see you're using the head-tingler

I recommended for your anxiety.

- Oh, yeah. This thing works wonders.

- Well, don't let it get too wonderful for you.

Some things are meant to be used in moderation.

- Well, I've got it under control.

- Listen, there's something I should tell you

before I leave.

Donny asked me if Sigourney Weaver...

is attractive.

[downbeat music]

- And what did you say?

- I said, "Yes, she's attractive in her own way."

- Good.

- I hope I didn't cross a line here.

- No, um...

No, I just wonder why Donny didn't feel like

he could come to me first.

- Yeah.

Well, I just thought you should know.

- All right, thanks, doc. - You got it.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[light orchestral music]

- [sighs]

- Hey, pal, what are you up to?

- Oh, I'm just on OkCupid.

- Ooh. Got a hot date?

- No, not really.

- Listen, um...

I was speaking with Doctor Amours in the kitchen,

and he said that you had some questions for him.

About Sigourney Weaver.

- Yeah.

- Okay, well...

I just wanted to check in,

and make sure he was able to clear everything up for you.

- Well... I guess I'm still a little confused.

- See, this is why I wish you'd just come to me first, pal.

- I tried, but you were using your head-tingler

and you just zoned out.

- I don't remember that.

- Ever since you've been using that thing...

you just... you're always zonked.

- [soft laugh]

[softly] I'm always zonked.

Does that look zonked to you?

- No.

So you're not zonked right now?

- No, no I'm not zonked. - Really?

- No, I... pal...

This is just for stress.

I just use it when I need to relax a little bit,

but I'm here. I'm present.

- Okay.

Well...

ever since I got on OkCupid

and I matched with Sigourney...

[smooth lounge music]

[indistinct mumbling]

- ♪ If you ever need me ♪

[inaudible]

♪ I will always ♪

- Oh, you got to be kidding me.

- I'm listening.

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

It was great talking to you for about 20 seconds.

[scoffs] This is ridiculous.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- ♪ You may be near ♪

♪ Or even on some ♪

[iPad dings] ♪ Foreign shore ♪

[dings]

♪ Just say the word ♪

♪ And I'll be at your door ♪

♪ ♪

[pensive whistling music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

[tingler clatters]

[muffled gunfire over TV]

[gunfire and growling over TV]

[beep] [TV sounds stop]

[approaching footsteps]

- What are you doing in my room?

- I saw you canceled your date with Sigourney.

[melancholy music]

I'm sorry I was too zonked earlier

to answer your questions.

- Where's the tingler?

- I threw it in the trash.

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

Look...

realizing you have feelings for Sigourney Weaver

for the first time can be

pretty darn confusing.

I remember the first time I had feelings for Sigourney Weaver.

I had rented the "Alien" trilogy.

She had that shaved head.

She was walking around in that power-loader.

She was grappling with that queen alien

and I thought... [chuckles]

"I have never seen a woman like this before."

♪ ♪

She was empowered.

It was confusing.

But I liked it.

- Yeah, I like it too.

- But you're still confused.

- I'm confused why a girl like that

would want to go out with a guy like me.

I mean, she's so cool, and her arms are so strong.

And I'm just a big ol' wimp.

- Well, I don't think you're a wimp.

Just earlier today I almost socked you in the face,

and you didn't even flinch.

- Yeah, but that's just 'cause I was paralyzed with fear.

- Well, you could have fooled me.

And besides, even if you are a wimp,

opposites attract.

- Well, it's too late anyways.

We were supposed to meet up at 8:00.

- Well, she might have got a message asking

if you could move it to 9:00.

[car horn beeping]

I wonder who that could be.

- What's going on?

[orchestral music swells]

♪ ♪

- There's a beautiful 67-year-old woman

out there on a motorcycle.

- [soft laugh]

♪ ♪

[harp glissando]

[pleasant orchestral music]

♪ ♪

[dreamy harp music]

♪ ♪

- Kobe...

- It's the end of an era.

- Kobe, come back.

- After 20 years of excellence,

Kobe Bryant finally retires.

- Kobe... - It's the end of an era.

- Kobe Bryant finally retires.

- Kobe, come back.

- It's the end of an era.

- How will the Lakers compete without Kobe?

Will they ever return to greatness?

[dramatic musical flourish]

- Kobe!

[panting]

[soft music]

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

I had the Kobe dream again.

Same one I've been having since he retired.

Um, sorry if I woke you up.

- No, it's okay. I couldn't sleep anyways.

- Well, I tell you what...

why don't you go upstairs...

and hop in bed, and I'll come up there with some warm milk

and some sleeping pills.

- Okay.

[gentle guitar music]

♪ ♪

- So, how come you can't sleep?

- I'm so excited for tomorrow. Frankie's getting out of jail.

- Oh, I was wondering where Frankie's been.

Well, are you guys going to do something fun to celebrate?

- We're gonna go to the woods and take mushrooms.

- That sounds like fun.

Well. I'll let you get some rest.

- Hey, Cory.

Can I ask you something?

- Sure.

- Are stems stronger than caps?

- Oh, I'd say they're both equally strong

maybe just in different ways.

I think caps tend to be more for visuals while...

stems might be a little more for...

audio.

Well, I guess you'll find out tomorrow.

[pleasant vintage music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

So, you guys all excited for your big day at the woods?

Both: Yup. - Sure you don't want to come?

- Oh, no I've got

some emotional stuff I've been pushing down,

I probably don't want coming up.

- Okay, see you, Cor.

- All right, thanks, Cor.

♪ ♪

- Don't forget to take vitamin C...

[together] To enhance the visuals, we know.

♪ ♪

[indistinct conversation]

[Tle orchestral music]

- So, how's Donny?

- Donny's doing great.

In fact, he and Frankie are at the woods

right now tripping on mushrooms.

- Wow, that sounds like fun.

- So, how's Ava? - Oh. My poor dog.

She's been a little sick, and I'm having to

give her this medicine, and she just hates it.

It breaks my heart.

I have to force it down her throat.

Ugh, man, I feel like a bad mom.

- Now you knock that off. You're being a great mother.

- Oh, I forgot to tell you. I have courtside tickets

for the Lakers game Tuesday night,

and I'm going to be shooting out of town so I thought,

why don't you take Donny?

- Well, that's very sweet of you, but...

I think courtside is a little closer to the Lakers

than I care to be right now.

- You're still having a hard time since Kobe retired.

- [sighs] Yeah.

- But you know, they do have a lot of nice young pieces.

[iPad dings]

♪ ♪

- Oh, it's an email from Donny.

It's urgent.

- Dear Cory, I hope this email reaches you soon.

I would've called, but I know you don't have a cell phone.

I need your help. Frankie ran away.

Things were going great at first.

We were laughing a lot.

We even got some cool visuals.

[soft orchestral music]

But then Frankie started talking about jail,

and how it made him feel trapped,

and how he feels trapped by life in general,

and how the man wants us to feel trapped,

so he holds us down and force-feeds us

his Western drugs so we'll smile and act happy.

I don't know what the last part means, but...

I think he's having a bad trip.

He stared at me for a second...

and then he just ran away.

♪ ♪

We gotta find him Cory.

If he's not back by 7:00 p.m. tonight,

he violates his parole and he'll have to go back to jail.

If you come, you'll find me hanging from a rope swing

over the old pine trail.

But be careful. The ground is hot lava.

Your roommate, your friend...

- Donny!

How you doing, pal? You okay?

- I kind of had some weird thoughts earlier, but...

I'm okay.

- Still no sign of Frankie?

- I'm worried about him.

- I know you are. You're a good friend.

- What are we going to do?

- We are going to hippie-flip him.

- What's hippie-flip?

- Hippie-flipping is when you do shrooms...

and this.

- What's that?

- It's thizz.

It's molly, pure MDMA.

I had some in the earthquake kit.

- Hm. - It makes you feel euphoric.

And that's why we need to find Frankie and give it to him.

If he takes this, it will make that bad trip just...

go away.

But we have to act fast.

[soft dramatic music]

Now let's tie these blankets around our waists.

We don't want Donny running off like Frankie did.

Andie, I'd like you to hold onto the thizz for me.

I don't trust myself. It's too tempting.

All right, let's head out.

[pensive orchestral music]

♪ ♪

- Frank!

- Hey, Frank!

- Come on, pal!

Come on, Frank!

Frank! - Frankie!

[echoing] - Frankie!

- [sighs] Hold on, hold on.

[exhales] We're never gonna find Frankie

just walking around aimlessly.

Now, if we want to find Frankie,

we gotta think like Frankie.

That's it.

[melancholy piano music]

- What are you doing?

- I'm going to eat these mushrooms

and induce a bad trip.

Just like Frankie.

- You sure that's a good idea?

I mean, you got a lot of dark thoughts.

- I know I do.

And that's why it's gonna work.

♪ ♪

- Well, maybe I could have a bad trip.

- I appreciate that, pal, but,

let's face it.

You don't have a negative thought in your head.

- Yes, I do.

In fact,

I'll have a negative thought right now.

[soft music]

I'm imagining a cute baby wildebeest.

♪ ♪

But guess what.

He's about to get eaten by a cheetah.

A full-grown male.

[chuckles]

Cheetah's not gonna have to eat for a week after this one.

- Donny, I don't think for one minute

you're going to let that wildebeest get eaten.

Are you?

- [sighs] No.

His uncle is coming to save him.

Because he loves him.

And he thinks he has a lot of potential.

♪ ♪

Then let Andie do it.

Anybody but you, Cory.

- I don't think I could have a bad trip.

I have to tell you I took a little bit of the fizz... thizz.

- Jesus.

- Sorry.

- You see?

It's gotta be me.

When these mushrooms kick in, I'll have a bad trip.

You two just hold on tight and follow my lead.

With any luck, we'll find Frankie.

[somber guitar music]

♪ ♪

- We're gonna find him.

This is gonna work.

And if it doesn't,

we're gonna have a lot of fun.

♪ ♪

- It's done.

- Now what do we do?

- We wait.

♪ ♪

- [moans]

- Whoa, look.

- Hm?

- Look at that tree.

It looks like it's... pulsing.

Looks like it's breathing.

[atmospheric tone]

It's here.

[static]

- Is retiring.

- And the final time...

[static]

[dreamy harp music]

[indistinct sports announcing]

- Follow me.

We go this way.

[static] Nope... this way.

- And for the final time, number 24...

- Right?

- I'm glad Kobe retired.

- Kobe was too old.

- It's the end of an era.

- What is this?

- Is Kobe ever going to come back?

- Honestly, I don't know.

- Without Kobe.

- It's the end of an era. - He finally retired.

- I'm glad Kobe retired.

- Hey! It's Frankie's shoes.

[pleasant vintage music]

- Ooh, yeah.

[laughs] Okay.

So they don't have Kobe.

They're still the greatest franchise in sports.

They're the Lakers.

- Yeah.

- They got some intriguing young pieces.

- ♪ Count on me

♪ For now ♪

♪ The flavors change ♪

♪ But seasons never do ♪

♪ Hey I'll do me ♪

♪ And you'll do you ♪

♪ ♪

- Hey, Frank.

- Hey, Cor.

- How you doing, pal?

- I don't think I'm supposed to be in here.

- Yeah, well...

why don't you come out here and...

hang out with me and Andie and Donny?

- I'm trapped.

- Yeah. That's what it looks like.

But we're here to set you free.

Hey, Frank, I'm gonna come a little closer.

Careful.

Just give me a little bit of slack.

All right, Frank, I'm just gonna keep on coming, okay?

Come on out, bud.

Look what I got. It's molly.

[soft vintage music]

♪ ♪

♪ If you ever need me ♪

♪ I will always be around ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If you're ever lonesome ♪

♪ You can count on me ♪

- [slow-motion scream]

- ♪ You may be near ♪

- [slow-motion] Here you go.

- [coughs]

- ♪ Or even on some foreign shores ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Just say the word ♪

♪ And I'll be at ♪

♪ Your door ♪

- Because of what he meant to my childhood.

I was too young to watch Michael Jordan

so, to me, he's the best ever.

I said, "I love you, Kobe."

- Oh, I'm gonna miss him a lot.

I'm not even gonna come to any more Laker games.

He's not here.

There's nothing left for me. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Could I be that lucky ♪

♪ Could I be ♪

♪ ♪

♪ So tell me that ♪

♪ I have a chance... ♪