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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,462 --> 00:00:04,432 [elegant music] 2 00:00:04,565 --> 00:00:10,965 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:14,141 --> 00:00:15,541 - Hey, Cory. 4 00:00:15,576 --> 00:00:17,336 - Hi, Frank, what can I do for you? 5 00:00:17,478 --> 00:00:19,778 - Donny's trying to go to McDonald's by himself. 6 00:00:23,551 --> 00:00:25,051 - Donny, get in here. 7 00:00:28,022 --> 00:00:30,762 Frankie says you're going to McDonald's by yourself? 8 00:00:31,893 --> 00:00:33,363 - You... 9 00:00:33,494 --> 00:00:35,064 You fucking snitch. 10 00:00:35,096 --> 00:00:36,706 - Donny, you know if you're gonna go to McDonald's, 11 00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:38,500 you got to take a burger buddy. 12 00:00:38,632 --> 00:00:40,082 - Yeah. 13 00:00:40,101 --> 00:00:41,681 Why do we got to take a burger buddy, anyways? 14 00:00:41,703 --> 00:00:42,703 - Because. 15 00:00:42,836 --> 00:00:44,036 When you eat by yourself, 16 00:00:44,172 --> 00:00:45,512 it looks lonely. 17 00:00:45,639 --> 00:00:46,509 And it makes other people feel lonely 18 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,510 to have to look at you. 19 00:00:48,642 --> 00:00:49,912 - I know. 20 00:00:49,978 --> 00:00:51,638 - How come Frank can't go with you? 21 00:00:51,679 --> 00:00:54,109 He's going to his cousin's quinceañera. 22 00:00:54,248 --> 00:00:56,218 - [sighs] Well, I'll tell you what. 23 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:57,880 You know, I... 24 00:00:57,919 --> 00:01:00,099 I really appreciate you doing my taxes this year. 25 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:01,991 Why don't I be your burger buddy? 26 00:01:02,056 --> 00:01:05,026 We can go tonight for dinner, how does that sound? 27 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:06,829 - Okay. - Now, don't you have something 28 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,670 you want to say to Frankie? 29 00:01:08,697 --> 00:01:11,137 - Sorry I called you a snitch, Frank. 30 00:01:11,166 --> 00:01:12,996 - It's okay. 31 00:01:23,544 --> 00:01:26,614 - Hey, Cory. - Yeah? 32 00:01:26,648 --> 00:01:28,618 - Do you know where the headphones are? 33 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:31,650 - Yeah, they're in the bathroom upstairs. 34 00:01:31,785 --> 00:01:34,445 - You think it'd be okay if... 35 00:01:34,588 --> 00:01:36,258 if I borrowed 'em? 36 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:38,860 - Oh, I'd rather keep 'em where they are. 37 00:01:38,993 --> 00:01:41,633 I like to listen to music when I use the toilet. 38 00:01:41,663 --> 00:01:44,233 - Oh. 39 00:01:44,265 --> 00:01:46,595 You know how they're... 40 00:01:46,734 --> 00:01:47,574 mine? 41 00:01:47,701 --> 00:01:50,341 - Yeah. 42 00:01:50,471 --> 00:01:53,171 - You know how that is? 43 00:01:53,307 --> 00:01:54,807 - Yeah... 44 00:01:54,842 --> 00:01:58,682 - Well, seeing as that they're mine and all, 45 00:01:58,812 --> 00:02:00,852 and you know how that is... 46 00:02:00,882 --> 00:02:02,732 I was just thinking... - Look, I'll tell you what. 47 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,030 Why don't you use your headphones, 48 00:02:04,051 --> 00:02:05,591 and, well, if I need to use 49 00:02:05,719 --> 00:02:06,799 the toilet, I'll... I'll just come 50 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:08,250 and take 'em from you? 51 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:09,919 - Okay. Thanks, Cory. 52 00:02:14,362 --> 00:02:17,062 [buzzing] 53 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:38,347 [Genesis's "I Can't Dance"] 54 00:02:38,386 --> 00:02:45,386 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:56,304 --> 00:02:59,274 [reflective music] 56 00:02:59,307 --> 00:03:06,307 ♪ ♪ 57 00:03:15,256 --> 00:03:18,826 - So, Christian, uh, what brings you by? 58 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,990 - Is there somewhere we could talk privately? 59 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:22,728 - Oh, he's got his headphones on. 60 00:03:22,764 --> 00:03:24,764 He's pretty busy doing my taxes. 61 00:03:24,898 --> 00:03:26,068 What's on your mind? 62 00:03:26,134 --> 00:03:27,474 - Okay. 63 00:03:27,601 --> 00:03:30,141 So, I was coming home from the grocery store today, 64 00:03:30,204 --> 00:03:32,774 and I walked into the courtyard, 65 00:03:32,906 --> 00:03:34,706 and I saw Donny. 66 00:03:34,842 --> 00:03:37,282 And, uh... 67 00:03:37,411 --> 00:03:38,781 he was, uh... 68 00:03:38,912 --> 00:03:40,892 - He was what? 69 00:03:40,915 --> 00:03:44,445 - He was dancing. 70 00:03:44,585 --> 00:03:45,745 - Jesus. 71 00:03:45,787 --> 00:03:47,247 - Right out in front. 72 00:03:47,288 --> 00:03:49,388 In public. 73 00:03:49,523 --> 00:03:52,933 - I wonder if this is just some sort of a... 74 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,840 a one-time thing. 75 00:03:54,863 --> 00:03:56,863 - Oh. Could be. 76 00:03:56,898 --> 00:03:59,298 Could be a one-time thing. 77 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:02,143 Or maybe it's a new thing. 78 00:04:02,169 --> 00:04:03,369 - [sighs] 79 00:04:03,404 --> 00:04:05,474 I mean, he knows better. 80 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:09,206 I wonder if something just came over him. 81 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:10,863 - I don't know. 82 00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:13,309 Seemed pretty well-rehearsed to me. 83 00:04:13,447 --> 00:04:14,877 - [sighs heavily] 84 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:21,393 - Hey, Donny. 85 00:04:28,061 --> 00:04:31,461 [wind rustling] 86 00:04:31,599 --> 00:04:38,409 ♪ ♪ 87 00:04:40,374 --> 00:04:42,084 [knocks softly] 88 00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:43,939 - Oh, what's up, burger buddy? 89 00:04:44,078 --> 00:04:46,088 I'm almost done with your taxes; I'm just taking a quick break. 90 00:04:46,113 --> 00:04:47,523 Anyway, when we rip up McDonald's tonight, 91 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,348 do you want to go to the one on Western 92 00:04:49,483 --> 00:04:51,323 or the one on Sunset? - Sport, we need to talk. 93 00:04:54,322 --> 00:04:56,722 Were you dancing outside earlier? 94 00:04:56,758 --> 00:04:58,158 - [snorts] No. 95 00:04:58,292 --> 00:04:59,962 - In the courtyard, earlier today, 96 00:05:00,094 --> 00:05:01,634 you were not dancing? 97 00:05:01,663 --> 00:05:03,603 - What? No. 98 00:05:03,631 --> 00:05:05,031 - Donny? 99 00:05:06,267 --> 00:05:08,537 - Did Christian tell you that? 100 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,139 - He did. 101 00:05:10,171 --> 00:05:12,641 - Man, what a snitch. Christian can suck my ding. 102 00:05:12,674 --> 00:05:15,214 - Okay. Now, if you're gonna be dancing outside, 103 00:05:15,242 --> 00:05:16,712 you're darn right he's gonna tell me. 104 00:05:16,744 --> 00:05:18,314 - But I wasn't dancing. 105 00:05:18,346 --> 00:05:20,646 - Donny... - I wasn't dancing. 106 00:05:20,682 --> 00:05:23,552 - Donny? - I wasn't dancing. 107 00:05:23,585 --> 00:05:24,715 - All right, that's it. 108 00:05:24,752 --> 00:05:26,092 No McDonald's. - What?! 109 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,320 We were supposed to be burger buddies, dude. 110 00:05:28,356 --> 00:05:31,616 - Yeah, well, burger buddies don't lie to each other, dude. 111 00:05:31,659 --> 00:05:33,139 - [sighs] 112 00:05:33,162 --> 00:05:34,802 Man, you trust Christian more than you trust me. 113 00:05:34,828 --> 00:05:37,258 - Donny, he's a professor at the junior college. 114 00:05:37,398 --> 00:05:39,568 - Professor at what, snitching and ding-sucking? 115 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:42,602 Just forget it. 116 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:48,610 I wasn't dancing, Cory. 117 00:05:52,146 --> 00:05:54,346 I was just walking. 118 00:05:54,382 --> 00:05:56,922 - ♪ ...wants to do is rub my face in the dirt ♪ 119 00:05:56,985 --> 00:05:58,945 ♪ 'Cause I can't dance ♪ 120 00:05:58,986 --> 00:06:01,166 ♪ I can't talk ♪ 121 00:06:01,190 --> 00:06:06,090 ♪ Only thing about me is the way I walk ♪ 122 00:06:06,127 --> 00:06:09,357 [sad whistling] 123 00:06:30,985 --> 00:06:32,595 - What's up with you? 124 00:06:32,621 --> 00:06:34,551 - Oh, I'm just starving to death; what about you? 125 00:06:34,688 --> 00:06:37,258 - Thought you knew. I'm walkin'. 126 00:06:37,391 --> 00:06:39,231 - Oh, better not let the neighbors see. 127 00:06:40,328 --> 00:06:42,558 - Look, I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 128 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:45,066 Christian's just easy to trust 'cause he's taller than me. 129 00:06:47,235 --> 00:06:50,135 I know he's an adulterer. 130 00:06:50,171 --> 00:06:53,041 Anyway, just gonna go for a walk. 131 00:06:53,107 --> 00:06:54,877 You want to come? 132 00:06:55,009 --> 00:06:56,339 - No. 133 00:06:56,377 --> 00:06:58,977 I'm just gonna stay home and make a salad. 134 00:06:59,047 --> 00:07:01,647 - All right. Just thinking maybe I'd go down 135 00:07:01,683 --> 00:07:03,353 to McDonald's. 136 00:07:03,484 --> 00:07:05,324 Thought maybe you'd want to come. 137 00:07:05,353 --> 00:07:07,323 Anyway, see you later. 138 00:07:09,256 --> 00:07:12,426 ♪ Royksopp's "Daddy's Groove" ♪ 139 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:13,760 ♪ ♪ 140 00:07:13,795 --> 00:07:16,205 - You know, you're not even doing it right. 141 00:07:16,231 --> 00:07:19,201 ♪ ♪ 142 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:20,343 You got to move your arms and legs 143 00:07:20,368 --> 00:07:22,398 in the same direction. 144 00:07:22,536 --> 00:07:24,436 - Maybe you could teach me how. 145 00:07:24,472 --> 00:07:29,442 ♪ ♪ 146 00:07:29,577 --> 00:07:31,757 - ♪ Dinner's in the oven ♪ 147 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:34,850 ♪ ♪ 148 00:07:34,882 --> 00:07:37,722 ♪ Kids are in your face ♪ 149 00:07:37,851 --> 00:07:39,151 ♪ ♪ 150 00:07:39,287 --> 00:07:41,717 - What the fuck are you guys doing? 151 00:07:41,855 --> 00:07:43,715 ♪ ♪ 152 00:07:43,857 --> 00:07:45,197 - We're walkin'. 153 00:07:45,226 --> 00:07:47,156 - ♪ Son is in my head ♪ 154 00:07:47,295 --> 00:07:48,415 - We're going to McDonald's. 155 00:07:48,462 --> 00:07:50,862 - ♪ Daddy's groove ♪ 156 00:07:50,898 --> 00:07:52,128 You coming? 157 00:07:52,266 --> 00:07:55,696 ♪ ♪ 158 00:07:55,737 --> 00:07:58,407 [wind rustling] 159 00:07:58,439 --> 00:08:01,789 ♪ ["I Can't Dance"] ♪ 160 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:08,680 ♪ ♪ 161 00:08:12,954 --> 00:08:15,364 - Hey, where you guys going? 162 00:08:15,489 --> 00:08:17,189 - We're going to McDonald's. 163 00:08:17,325 --> 00:08:18,155 Want to come? 164 00:08:18,292 --> 00:08:19,362 - Oh, hell yeah! 165 00:08:19,493 --> 00:08:21,033 - ♪ ...beating down ♪ 166 00:08:21,062 --> 00:08:23,132 ♪ Burning my feet ♪ 167 00:08:23,263 --> 00:08:26,603 ♪ Just walking around ♪ 168 00:08:26,734 --> 00:08:29,804 ♪ Hot sun making me sweat ♪ 169 00:08:29,837 --> 00:08:35,007 ♪ 'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet ♪ 170 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:36,912 ♪ I can't dance ♪ 171 00:08:36,944 --> 00:08:38,754 ♪ I can't talk ♪ 172 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:43,280 ♪ Only thing about me is the way I walk ♪ 173 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:45,747 ♪ I can't dance ♪ 174 00:08:45,787 --> 00:08:47,847 ♪ I can't sing ♪ 175 00:08:47,889 --> 00:08:50,459 ♪ I'm just standing here ♪ 176 00:08:50,491 --> 00:08:53,061 ♪ Selling everything ♪ 177 00:08:53,094 --> 00:08:57,804 ♪ ♪ 178 00:08:57,931 --> 00:09:00,701 ♪ Blue jeans sitting on the beach ♪ 179 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:05,744 ♪ Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach ♪ 180 00:09:05,873 --> 00:09:10,083 ♪ She's got a body under that shirt ♪ 181 00:09:10,211 --> 00:09:12,211 ♪ But all she wants to do ♪ 182 00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:14,376 ♪ Is rub my face in the dirt ♪ 183 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:16,875 ♪ 'Cause I can't dance ♪ 184 00:09:16,918 --> 00:09:19,088 ♪ I can't talk ♪ 185 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:23,760 ♪ Only thing about me is the way I walk ♪ 186 00:09:23,891 --> 00:09:24,891 ♪ I... ♪ 187 00:09:27,728 --> 00:09:30,698 [elegant music] 188 00:09:30,731 --> 00:09:32,901 ♪ ♪ 189 00:09:33,033 --> 00:09:36,003 [lounge music] 190 00:09:36,136 --> 00:09:41,636 ♪ ♪ 191 00:09:41,676 --> 00:09:43,976 - Oh. Hey, Christian. - Hey, Cory. 192 00:09:44,111 --> 00:09:46,481 - Hey, if you're free later, you should stop by. 193 00:09:46,613 --> 00:09:48,133 We're having a potluck for New Look Day. 194 00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:49,449 - What's New Look Day? 195 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:51,163 - Well, once a year, me and the guys get together, 196 00:09:51,185 --> 00:09:52,615 and we sort of create a safe space 197 00:09:52,653 --> 00:09:54,353 where we can try out a new look... 198 00:09:54,489 --> 00:09:56,019 Something outside of our normal style 199 00:09:56,157 --> 00:09:57,837 that we're not really sure we can pull off, 200 00:09:57,892 --> 00:10:00,562 like a puka shell necklace or a cool cowboy hat. 201 00:10:00,595 --> 00:10:02,605 Anyway, we just give it a trial run 202 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:04,240 and see how it feels before we wear it out in public. 203 00:10:04,265 --> 00:10:06,535 - That's a great idea. 204 00:10:06,568 --> 00:10:08,228 - Then she put her foot up here, 205 00:10:08,269 --> 00:10:10,149 and she had zebra print toenail polish. 206 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:11,772 It was driving me crazy, man. 207 00:10:11,906 --> 00:10:14,666 So, uh, what are you gonna wear for New Look Day? 208 00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:16,379 - Oh... 209 00:10:16,511 --> 00:10:18,391 well, Cory says we're not supposed to talk about 210 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:19,705 our new looks before the party. 211 00:10:19,847 --> 00:10:21,917 Says it taints our first impression. 212 00:10:22,049 --> 00:10:23,049 - Oh, come on. 213 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:25,020 - Tell you this much, though... 214 00:10:25,152 --> 00:10:26,162 I'm going big this year, Frank. 215 00:10:26,187 --> 00:10:27,617 - [sighs] 216 00:10:27,755 --> 00:10:29,395 - Man, I still don't know what I'm gonna wear. 217 00:10:29,424 --> 00:10:31,164 - I know just what I'm gonna wear. 218 00:10:31,192 --> 00:10:34,792 Hey, if you don't mind, maybe I'll bring my mistress along? 219 00:10:34,829 --> 00:10:36,639 - Well, nothing against Rachel, 220 00:10:36,664 --> 00:10:38,584 but Donny gets a little uncomfortable when 221 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,240 you bring around the women with whom you're 222 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:42,197 cheating on your wife with. 223 00:10:42,236 --> 00:10:45,166 - Totally understandable. 224 00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:49,106 Hey, Donny. 225 00:10:49,143 --> 00:10:53,283 [Carl Anderson's "Silver Lining"] 226 00:10:53,314 --> 00:10:55,634 - ♪ I saw you in a picture ♪ 227 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:59,190 ♪ A couple days ago ♪ 228 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,150 ♪ Oh, my sister ♪ 229 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:03,758 ♪ And she was two years old ♪ 230 00:11:03,891 --> 00:11:05,431 ♪ ♪ 231 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:06,660 ♪ Well, it must've been... ♪ 232 00:11:06,794 --> 00:11:08,494 [Kossisko's "Across the Room"] 233 00:11:08,629 --> 00:11:13,129 - ♪ Saw come across the room ♪ 234 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,397 ♪ When I saw you come across the ♪ 235 00:11:15,436 --> 00:11:18,066 ♪ Saw you come across the ♪ 236 00:11:18,205 --> 00:11:20,665 ♪ When I saw you come across the room ♪ 237 00:11:20,808 --> 00:11:22,638 ♪ Saw you come across the ♪ 238 00:11:22,677 --> 00:11:24,307 - Donny, you keep playing that song, 239 00:11:24,345 --> 00:11:26,805 you're gonna wear it out. - No duh, thanks. 240 00:11:28,215 --> 00:11:31,145 [laid-back music] 241 00:11:31,185 --> 00:11:37,285 ♪ ♪ 242 00:11:37,424 --> 00:11:38,804 - Look, don't... Don't get me wrong, 243 00:11:38,826 --> 00:11:40,326 the Walgreens on Highland is slappin', 244 00:11:40,361 --> 00:11:42,531 but the one on Sunset is slappin'. 245 00:11:42,663 --> 00:11:44,703 - I agree. - Cheers to that. 246 00:11:44,832 --> 00:11:46,432 - So tell me about these dancing lessons. 247 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:48,533 - Oh, so I take these lessons... - Uh-huh. 248 00:11:48,669 --> 00:11:50,899 - You know, private lessons. 249 00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:58,008 ♪ ♪ 250 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:09,170 [indistinct chatter] 251 00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:10,671 - Oh, that's a double cheeseburger right there, 252 00:12:10,691 --> 00:12:11,831 my boy. - Taco cheers? 253 00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:13,359 All: Cheers to that. 254 00:12:13,394 --> 00:12:14,744 - The burger, see, 'cause it's diverse. 255 00:12:14,762 --> 00:12:15,962 - We're not cheersing to that. 256 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,360 - Is that Andie MacDowell? 257 00:12:17,398 --> 00:12:19,238 - Yeah, she lives in the courtyard. 258 00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:20,807 - You never saw "Sex, Lies, and Videotape"? 259 00:12:20,835 --> 00:12:22,335 - No. - Oh, that movie is slappin'. 260 00:12:22,469 --> 00:12:23,799 - To New Look Day? - All right. 261 00:12:23,838 --> 00:12:26,268 - New Look Day. - Thank you, Frank. 262 00:12:26,307 --> 00:12:27,737 - What's up, man? 263 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,345 - Carne asada is real thin, you know what I mean? 264 00:12:29,376 --> 00:12:32,576 [indistinct chatter] 265 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,853 - Wow, this is an incredible spread you guys got here. 266 00:12:34,982 --> 00:12:37,352 - Oh, thank you. You know he's married, right? 267 00:12:39,621 --> 00:12:43,491 - ♪ So tonight, I'm gonna give my love ♪ 268 00:12:43,524 --> 00:12:49,104 ♪ To a strange, strange, stranger ♪ 269 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:50,800 ♪ Give my love ♪ 270 00:12:50,831 --> 00:12:52,411 ♪ When I saw you come across the room ♪ 271 00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:54,803 ♪ Saw you come across the ♪ 272 00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:57,835 ♪ When I saw you come across the room ♪ 273 00:12:57,872 --> 00:13:00,322 ♪ Saw you come across the ♪ 274 00:13:00,342 --> 00:13:01,642 ♪ Across the room ♪ 275 00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:06,112 - All right, everybody, listen up. 276 00:13:06,247 --> 00:13:08,107 I think we've had enough time to mingle, 277 00:13:08,249 --> 00:13:09,789 so why don't we all grab a chair, and we can start voting? 278 00:13:09,818 --> 00:13:11,458 If you want any food, grab it now, 279 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,346 'cause I'm gonna throw all this shit away. 280 00:13:14,488 --> 00:13:17,258 - So I tried wearing the earring. 281 00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:19,691 - And you also tried not wearing your wedding ring? 282 00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:22,697 - Oh, that's... That's not a new look. 283 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,570 - Well, Christian, 284 00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:29,551 other than Donny's vote, it's pretty much a slam dunk. 285 00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:31,420 With your confidence and your height, 286 00:13:31,439 --> 00:13:34,009 I think you can pretty much pull off anything you want to. 287 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,641 - Even adultery. 288 00:13:38,345 --> 00:13:40,075 - Okay, Rachel, you're up. 289 00:13:40,214 --> 00:13:42,094 - I actually don't feel comfortable being judged 290 00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:44,446 by a room full of men and Andie MacDowell, 291 00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:47,185 so I'm not gonna go up, actually. 292 00:13:47,321 --> 00:13:49,261 - Okay. Andie, you're up. 293 00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:52,630 - Okay, I have this, uh, new look necklace 294 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,630 that I got at Chanel to wear to the Emmys, 295 00:13:54,662 --> 00:13:56,832 and I thought I could just wear it every day. 296 00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,684 - Andie, do you mind if we just touch the necklace? 297 00:13:58,700 --> 00:13:59,900 - No, you can... here. 298 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,604 - How much is the necklace worth? 299 00:14:01,735 --> 00:14:03,895 - $4,000. - This necklace is thick. 300 00:14:04,038 --> 00:14:05,668 It's got some back on it; I like that. 301 00:14:05,807 --> 00:14:07,047 It's got a petite chain, though. 302 00:14:07,074 --> 00:14:09,514 I like that, too. It's cute. 303 00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:13,613 - Andie, the necklace was shiny, dense, heavy, 304 00:14:13,747 --> 00:14:14,827 and it looked very expensive. 305 00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:17,219 But unfortunately, 306 00:14:17,351 --> 00:14:18,521 you didn't pull it off. 307 00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:20,592 - Aww. Really? 308 00:14:20,622 --> 00:14:22,322 - It's just a bit much. 309 00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:24,016 - You already sparkle. 310 00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:26,658 - Rachel, I'm gonna give it to you. 311 00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:28,664 Here you go, baby. 312 00:14:28,696 --> 00:14:32,026 - Oh, my God. 313 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,696 - So, um, I don't know if I'm breaking the rules. 314 00:14:34,736 --> 00:14:36,566 Like, I might be being a bad boy right now, 315 00:14:36,604 --> 00:14:39,174 but I didn't try a new look. 316 00:14:39,306 --> 00:14:41,436 I tried a new word. 317 00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:43,475 I don't know if you guys noticed earlier, 318 00:14:43,511 --> 00:14:46,651 but... 319 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,620 I've been saying slappin'. 320 00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:50,030 I try to use it organically in conversation 321 00:14:50,051 --> 00:14:51,521 at least once with each of you. 322 00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:53,092 And every one of you... - He did. 323 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,460 - I can give you an example, too, if you like. 324 00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:58,529 Uh, like, um, ask me what I think of that tapestry. 325 00:14:58,559 --> 00:14:59,999 - What do you think of that tapestry? 326 00:15:00,027 --> 00:15:01,727 - It's slappin'. 327 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:06,170 - Brent, your new word, slappin', 328 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,580 was slappin'. 329 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,472 You pulled it off. 330 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,542 - Slappin'! 331 00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:12,842 - Okay, Kevin, you're up next. 332 00:15:12,907 --> 00:15:18,137 - So, uh, I just tried the name... Eric. 333 00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:20,079 I don't know, it's... 334 00:15:20,214 --> 00:15:22,434 - I didn't know him before, so I just assumed 335 00:15:22,451 --> 00:15:23,821 his name was Eric. 336 00:15:23,951 --> 00:15:25,651 So I'm just not really sure how to vote. 337 00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:26,827 - I haven't really been counting your votes 338 00:15:26,854 --> 00:15:28,504 anyway, sweetheart. 339 00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:30,923 - [softly] Easy. She doesn't know she wasn't invited. 340 00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:36,226 - Kevin, you pulled it off. 341 00:15:36,263 --> 00:15:38,103 Congratulations, Eric. 342 00:15:38,232 --> 00:15:40,572 - Oh, fuck. 343 00:15:40,602 --> 00:15:43,542 Oh, come on. 344 00:15:43,571 --> 00:15:46,711 You're fucking with me. 345 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,520 Oh, fuck. Fuck! 346 00:15:50,545 --> 00:15:53,475 Yeah! Oh, fuck! 347 00:15:53,514 --> 00:15:54,724 - Come on, Eric. Sit back down. 348 00:15:54,848 --> 00:15:55,918 - Thank you. Thank you. 349 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:57,880 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 350 00:16:01,522 --> 00:16:04,892 - Frank, is this a new... look? 351 00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:07,389 Or a new... identity? 352 00:16:07,528 --> 00:16:08,758 - I don't know. 353 00:16:08,796 --> 00:16:10,096 - Okay, well, I mean, 354 00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:11,541 I'm sure I speak for us all when we say, 355 00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:13,495 just, you know, do you. 356 00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:15,044 Uh... 357 00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:17,839 but I think we can judge the dress. 358 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,550 - You didn't pull off the dress. 359 00:16:20,575 --> 00:16:21,735 - Ugh! 360 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:22,945 - Somebody wrote, "The accessories 361 00:16:22,977 --> 00:16:24,307 don't match the pattern." 362 00:16:24,445 --> 00:16:25,775 - I wrote that. 363 00:16:25,813 --> 00:16:27,883 - It's all good. 364 00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:35,055 - Okay, so, I tried the mustache and the cowboy hat. 365 00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:38,189 - And can you please turn for me? 366 00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,897 - That chin ain't that thick, though. 367 00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:48,903 [sad music] 368 00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:56,106 ♪ ♪ 369 00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:59,584 - Cory, well, first off, 370 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:02,123 I just wanted to say, 371 00:17:02,149 --> 00:17:04,179 you've been crashing on my couch for a while now, 372 00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,948 and I know how that can make someone feel like 373 00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:08,917 it's their personal space. 374 00:17:08,956 --> 00:17:10,796 And in a way, you've let us into your living room, 375 00:17:10,824 --> 00:17:12,544 and hell, you hosted us tonight, 376 00:17:12,561 --> 00:17:16,501 and, I don't know, I just think that's really cool. 377 00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:18,870 - No problem. It was absolutely my pleasure. 378 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:22,670 - So anyways, I tallied the votes, and... 379 00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:24,874 read the comments, and... 380 00:17:24,906 --> 00:17:26,906 the mustache, 381 00:17:26,975 --> 00:17:29,535 you didn't pull it off. 382 00:17:29,677 --> 00:17:32,947 ♪ ♪ 383 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,510 [sighs] So the mustache goes. 384 00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:37,658 Well, the mustache stays until the rest of the beard 385 00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:42,686 grows back and fastens itself back to the rest of it. 386 00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:45,264 And the cowboy hat... 387 00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,693 you didn't pull it off, either. 388 00:17:47,729 --> 00:17:49,299 Sorry, big guy. 389 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:51,680 ♪ ♪ 390 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,830 - Okay. 391 00:17:52,966 --> 00:17:56,296 Hey, that's what New Look Day's for. 392 00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:58,537 I appreciate all your honesty, everybody. 393 00:17:58,672 --> 00:18:01,642 ♪ ♪ 394 00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:04,175 Cory... 395 00:18:04,211 --> 00:18:05,251 hat. 396 00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:12,349 ♪ ♪ 397 00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:19,630 So, I tried the straight hair, 398 00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:22,661 this Burberry scarf here, and... 399 00:18:22,796 --> 00:18:25,666 just this Hustle tattoo on my neck. 400 00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:28,129 - [gasps] - [whispers] Slappin'. 401 00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:29,749 - Some of the guys at the tennis court gave it to me 402 00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:32,141 because they always say I hustle. 403 00:18:32,173 --> 00:18:35,413 And it is permanent, but don't let that sway your vote. 404 00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:38,383 I could easily hide it or get it removed. 405 00:18:38,512 --> 00:18:41,112 Sorry if my straight hair's a little shocking. 406 00:18:41,249 --> 00:18:44,079 I realize it does change my essence a bit. 407 00:18:44,218 --> 00:18:47,688 - Okay, let's tally these up. 408 00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:50,091 "I liked your curls better." 409 00:18:50,224 --> 00:18:53,264 "Look like a character from 'Fraggle Rock'." 410 00:18:53,294 --> 00:18:57,034 "I live with you, and I can't stand to look at it, so no." 411 00:18:57,064 --> 00:18:59,804 Well, I'm sorry, sport. 412 00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:02,103 You didn't pull off the straight hair. 413 00:19:02,236 --> 00:19:03,796 Or the Burberry scarf. 414 00:19:03,937 --> 00:19:05,747 And dang it, Donny, you know I don't like you hanging out 415 00:19:05,773 --> 00:19:07,913 with those guys at the tennis courts. 416 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:12,182 But... I think I speak for us all when I say, 417 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:16,683 they did one hell of job with that tattoo. 418 00:19:16,718 --> 00:19:18,218 You pulled it off, pal. 419 00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:21,652 Congratulations. - That's enough, Frank. 420 00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:23,769 - You need to get the curls popping, my boy. 421 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,792 - I think I'm gonna change my name back to Kevin. 422 00:19:29,297 --> 00:19:31,027 - Oh, Andie, thanks for the necklace. 423 00:19:31,099 --> 00:19:36,269 - Oh, no problem. - It's so pretty. 424 00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:37,404 - [sighs softly] 425 00:19:37,538 --> 00:19:38,738 Hey, Cory. 426 00:19:38,872 --> 00:19:40,752 - Oh. Hey, pal. 427 00:19:40,775 --> 00:19:43,215 - Hey, you want to watch a movie or something? 428 00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:45,794 - Oh, I don't think so. 429 00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:47,654 I just took a sleeping pill a few minutes ago. 430 00:19:47,781 --> 00:19:49,231 Probably just hit the sack. 431 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,920 - I took one too, if you want to stay up 432 00:19:50,952 --> 00:19:52,092 and fight it together. 433 00:19:52,219 --> 00:19:53,719 Maybe we can trip out. 434 00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,615 - I don't think I got that kind of fight in me 435 00:19:55,756 --> 00:19:57,796 tonight, pal. 436 00:19:57,826 --> 00:19:59,556 - Okay. 437 00:19:59,693 --> 00:20:02,833 Good night, Cory. 438 00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:06,065 [brushing] [spits] 439 00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:13,042 ["Daddy's Groove"] 440 00:20:13,074 --> 00:20:14,794 Hey, Cory, I found this in the bathroom. 441 00:20:14,809 --> 00:20:15,839 Is this your... 442 00:20:15,877 --> 00:20:21,977 ♪ ♪ 443 00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:24,476 - ♪ Wife is in the shower ♪ 444 00:20:24,618 --> 00:20:26,988 ♪ ♪ 445 00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:29,721 ♪ Song is in my head ♪ 446 00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,837 ♪ ♪ 447 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:35,660 ♪ Daddy's groove ♪ 448 00:20:35,797 --> 00:20:41,797 ♪ ♪ 449 00:20:41,935 --> 00:20:43,465 ♪ Daddy's groove ♪ 450 00:20:43,604 --> 00:20:50,544 ♪ ♪ 451 00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:03,089 - My boy. 31776

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