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[elegant music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, Cory.
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- Hi, Frank, what can
I do for you?
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- Donny's trying to go
to McDonald's by himself.
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- Donny, get in here.
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Frankie says you're going
to McDonald's by yourself?
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- You...
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You fucking snitch.
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- Donny, you know if you're
gonna go to McDonald's,
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you got to take a burger buddy.
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- Yeah.
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Why do we got to take
a burger buddy, anyways?
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- Because.
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When you eat by yourself,
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it looks lonely.
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And it makes other people
feel lonely
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to have to look at you.
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- I know.
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- How come Frank can't
go with you?
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He's going to his cousin's
quinceañera.
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- [sighs] Well,
I'll tell you what.
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You know, I...
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I really appreciate you
doing my taxes this year.
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Why don't I be your
burger buddy?
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We can go tonight for dinner,
how does that sound?
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- Okay.
- Now, don't you have something
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you want to say to Frankie?
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- Sorry I called you a snitch,
Frank.
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- It's okay.
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- Hey, Cory.
- Yeah?
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- Do you know where
the headphones are?
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- Yeah, they're in the bathroom
upstairs.
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- You think it'd be okay if...
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if I borrowed 'em?
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- Oh, I'd rather keep 'em
where they are.
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I like to listen to music
when I use the toilet.
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- Oh.
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You know how they're...
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mine?
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- Yeah.
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- You know how that is?
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- Yeah...
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- Well, seeing as that
they're mine and all,
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and you know how that is...
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I was just thinking...
- Look, I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you use
your headphones,
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and, well, if I need to use
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the toilet, I'll...
I'll just come
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and take 'em from you?
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- Okay. Thanks, Cory.
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[buzzing]
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[Genesis's "I Can't Dance"]
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♪ ♪
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[reflective music]
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♪ ♪
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- So, Christian, uh,
what brings you by?
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- Is there somewhere
we could talk privately?
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- Oh, he's got his
headphones on.
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He's pretty busy doing my taxes.
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What's on your mind?
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- Okay.
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So, I was coming home
from the grocery store today,
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and I walked into the courtyard,
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and I saw Donny.
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And, uh...
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he was, uh...
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- He was what?
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- He was dancing.
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- Jesus.
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- Right out in front.
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In public.
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- I wonder if this is just
some sort of a...
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a one-time thing.
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- Oh. Could be.
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Could be a one-time thing.
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Or maybe it's a new thing.
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- [sighs]
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I mean, he knows better.
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I wonder if something
just came over him.
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- I don't know.
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Seemed pretty well-rehearsed
to me.
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- [sighs heavily]
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- Hey, Donny.
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[wind rustling]
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♪ ♪
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[knocks softly]
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- Oh, what's up, burger buddy?
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I'm almost done with your taxes;
I'm just taking a quick break.
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Anyway, when we rip up
McDonald's tonight,
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do you want to go to the one
on Western
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or the one on Sunset?
- Sport, we need to talk.
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Were you dancing
outside earlier?
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- [snorts] No.
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- In the courtyard,
earlier today,
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you were not dancing?
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- What? No.
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- Donny?
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- Did Christian tell you that?
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- He did.
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- Man, what a snitch.
Christian can suck my ding.
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- Okay. Now, if you're
gonna be dancing outside,
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you're darn right he's
gonna tell me.
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- But I wasn't dancing.
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- Donny...
- I wasn't dancing.
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- Donny?
- I wasn't dancing.
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- All right, that's it.
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No McDonald's.
- What?!
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We were supposed to be
burger buddies, dude.
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- Yeah, well, burger buddies
don't lie to each other, dude.
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- [sighs]
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Man, you trust Christian
more than you trust me.
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- Donny, he's a professor
at the junior college.
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- Professor at what, snitching
and ding-sucking?
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Just forget it.
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I wasn't dancing, Cory.
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I was just walking.
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- ♪ ...wants to do is rub
my face in the dirt ♪
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♪ 'Cause I can't dance ♪
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♪ I can't talk ♪
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♪ Only thing about me
is the way I walk ♪
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[sad whistling]
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- What's up with you?
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- Oh, I'm just starving
to death; what about you?
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- Thought you knew.
I'm walkin'.
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- Oh, better not let
the neighbors see.
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- Look, I'm sorry
I didn't believe you.
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Christian's just easy to trust
'cause he's taller than me.
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I know he's an adulterer.
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Anyway, just gonna
go for a walk.
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You want to come?
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- No.
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I'm just gonna stay home
and make a salad.
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- All right. Just thinking
maybe I'd go down
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to McDonald's.
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Thought maybe you'd
want to come.
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Anyway, see you later.
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♪ Royksopp's
"Daddy's Groove" ♪
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♪ ♪
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- You know, you're not
even doing it right.
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♪ ♪
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You got to move your arms
and legs
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in the same direction.
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- Maybe you could teach me how.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Dinner's in the oven ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Kids are in your face ♪
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♪ ♪
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- What the fuck are
you guys doing?
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♪ ♪
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- We're walkin'.
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- ♪ Son is in my head ♪
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- We're going to McDonald's.
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- ♪ Daddy's groove ♪
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You coming?
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♪ ♪
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[wind rustling]
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♪ ["I Can't Dance"] ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, where you guys going?
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- We're going to McDonald's.
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Want to come?
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- Oh, hell yeah!
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- ♪ ...beating down ♪
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♪ Burning my feet ♪
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♪ Just walking around ♪
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♪ Hot sun making me sweat ♪
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♪ 'Gators getting close,
hasn't got me yet ♪
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♪ I can't dance ♪
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♪ I can't talk ♪
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♪ Only thing about me
is the way I walk ♪
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♪ I can't dance ♪
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♪ I can't sing ♪
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♪ I'm just standing here ♪
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♪ Selling everything ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Blue jeans sitting
on the beach ♪
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♪ Her dog's talking to me,
but she's out of reach ♪
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♪ She's got a body
under that shirt ♪
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♪ But all she wants to do ♪
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♪ Is rub my face in the dirt ♪
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♪ 'Cause I can't dance ♪
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♪ I can't talk ♪
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♪ Only thing about me
is the way I walk ♪
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♪ I... ♪
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[elegant music]
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♪ ♪
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[lounge music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh. Hey, Christian.
- Hey, Cory.
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- Hey, if you're free later,
you should stop by.
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We're having a potluck
for New Look Day.
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- What's New Look Day?
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- Well, once a year,
me and the guys get together,
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and we sort of create
a safe space
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where we can try out
a new look...
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Something outside of our
normal style
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that we're not really sure
we can pull off,
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like a puka shell necklace
or a cool cowboy hat.
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Anyway, we just give it
a trial run
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and see how it feels before
we wear it out in public.
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- That's a great idea.
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- Then she put her foot up here,
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and she had zebra print
toenail polish.
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It was driving me crazy, man.
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So, uh, what are you gonna
wear for New Look Day?
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- Oh...
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well, Cory says we're not
supposed to talk about
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our new looks before the party.
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Says it taints our
first impression.
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- Oh, come on.
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- Tell you this much, though...
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I'm going big this year, Frank.
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- [sighs]
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- Man, I still don't know
what I'm gonna wear.
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- I know just what
I'm gonna wear.
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Hey, if you don't mind, maybe
I'll bring my mistress along?
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- Well, nothing against Rachel,
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but Donny gets a little
uncomfortable when
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you bring around the women
with whom you're
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cheating on your wife with.
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- Totally understandable.
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Hey, Donny.
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[Carl Anderson's
"Silver Lining"]
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- ♪ I saw you in a picture ♪
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♪ A couple days ago ♪
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♪ Oh, my sister ♪
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♪ And she was two years old ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Well, it must've been... ♪
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[Kossisko's "Across the Room"]
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- ♪ Saw come across
the room ♪
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♪ When I saw you come
across the ♪
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♪ Saw you come across the ♪
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♪ When I saw you come across
the room ♪
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♪ Saw you come across the ♪
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- Donny, you keep playing
that song,
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you're gonna wear it out.
- No duh, thanks.
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[laid-back music]
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♪ ♪
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- Look, don't...
Don't get me wrong,
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the Walgreens on Highland
is slappin',
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but the one on Sunset
is slappin'.
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- I agree.
- Cheers to that.
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- So tell me about
these dancing lessons.
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- Oh, so I take these lessons...
- Uh-huh.
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- You know, private lessons.
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Oh, that's a double
cheeseburger right there,
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my boy.
- Taco cheers?
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All: Cheers to that.
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- The burger, see,
'cause it's diverse.
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- We're not cheersing to that.
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- Is that Andie MacDowell?
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- Yeah, she lives
in the courtyard.
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- You never saw
"Sex, Lies, and Videotape"?
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- No.
- Oh, that movie is slappin'.
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- To New Look Day?
- All right.
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- New Look Day.
- Thank you, Frank.
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- What's up, man?
263
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- Carne asada is real thin,
you know what I mean?
264
00:12:29,376 --> 00:12:32,576
[indistinct chatter]
265
00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,853
- Wow, this is an incredible
spread you guys got here.
266
00:12:34,982 --> 00:12:37,352
- Oh, thank you. You know
he's married, right?
267
00:12:39,621 --> 00:12:43,491
- ♪ So tonight, I'm gonna
give my love ♪
268
00:12:43,524 --> 00:12:49,104
♪ To a strange, strange,
stranger ♪
269
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:50,800
♪ Give my love ♪
270
00:12:50,831 --> 00:12:52,411
♪ When I saw you come
across the room ♪
271
00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:54,803
♪ Saw you come across the ♪
272
00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:57,835
♪ When I saw you come
across the room ♪
273
00:12:57,872 --> 00:13:00,322
♪ Saw you come across the ♪
274
00:13:00,342 --> 00:13:01,642
♪ Across the room ♪
275
00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:06,112
- All right, everybody,
listen up.
276
00:13:06,247 --> 00:13:08,107
I think we've had enough
time to mingle,
277
00:13:08,249 --> 00:13:09,789
so why don't we all grab a
chair, and we can start voting?
278
00:13:09,818 --> 00:13:11,458
If you want any food,
grab it now,
279
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,346
'cause I'm gonna throw
all this shit away.
280
00:13:14,488 --> 00:13:17,258
- So I tried wearing
the earring.
281
00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:19,691
- And you also tried not
wearing your wedding ring?
282
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:22,697
- Oh, that's...
That's not a new look.
283
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,570
- Well, Christian,
284
00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:29,551
other than Donny's vote,
it's pretty much a slam dunk.
285
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:31,420
With your confidence
and your height,
286
00:13:31,439 --> 00:13:34,009
I think you can pretty much
pull off anything you want to.
287
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,641
- Even adultery.
288
00:13:38,345 --> 00:13:40,075
- Okay, Rachel, you're up.
289
00:13:40,214 --> 00:13:42,094
- I actually don't feel
comfortable being judged
290
00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:44,446
by a room full of men
and Andie MacDowell,
291
00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:47,185
so I'm not gonna go up,
actually.
292
00:13:47,321 --> 00:13:49,261
- Okay. Andie, you're up.
293
00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:52,630
- Okay, I have this, uh,
new look necklace
294
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,630
that I got at Chanel to wear
to the Emmys,
295
00:13:54,662 --> 00:13:56,832
and I thought I could just
wear it every day.
296
00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,684
- Andie, do you mind if we
just touch the necklace?
297
00:13:58,700 --> 00:13:59,900
- No, you can... here.
298
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,604
- How much is
the necklace worth?
299
00:14:01,735 --> 00:14:03,895
- $4,000.
- This necklace is thick.
300
00:14:04,038 --> 00:14:05,668
It's got some back on it;
I like that.
301
00:14:05,807 --> 00:14:07,047
It's got a petite chain, though.
302
00:14:07,074 --> 00:14:09,514
I like that, too.
It's cute.
303
00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:13,613
- Andie, the necklace was
shiny, dense, heavy,
304
00:14:13,747 --> 00:14:14,827
and it looked very expensive.
305
00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:17,219
But unfortunately,
306
00:14:17,351 --> 00:14:18,521
you didn't pull it off.
307
00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:20,592
- Aww. Really?
308
00:14:20,622 --> 00:14:22,322
- It's just a bit much.
309
00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:24,016
- You already sparkle.
310
00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:26,658
- Rachel, I'm gonna
give it to you.
311
00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:28,664
Here you go, baby.
312
00:14:28,696 --> 00:14:32,026
- Oh, my God.
313
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,696
- So, um, I don't know if I'm
breaking the rules.
314
00:14:34,736 --> 00:14:36,566
Like, I might be being
a bad boy right now,
315
00:14:36,604 --> 00:14:39,174
but I didn't try a new look.
316
00:14:39,306 --> 00:14:41,436
I tried a new word.
317
00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:43,475
I don't know if you guys
noticed earlier,
318
00:14:43,511 --> 00:14:46,651
but...
319
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,620
I've been saying slappin'.
320
00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:50,030
I try to use it organically
in conversation
321
00:14:50,051 --> 00:14:51,521
at least once with each of you.
322
00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:53,092
And every one of you...
- He did.
323
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,460
- I can give you an example,
too, if you like.
324
00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:58,529
Uh, like, um, ask me
what I think of that tapestry.
325
00:14:58,559 --> 00:14:59,999
- What do you think
of that tapestry?
326
00:15:00,027 --> 00:15:01,727
- It's slappin'.
327
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:06,170
- Brent, your new word,
slappin',
328
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,580
was slappin'.
329
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,472
You pulled it off.
330
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,542
- Slappin'!
331
00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:12,842
- Okay, Kevin, you're up next.
332
00:15:12,907 --> 00:15:18,137
- So, uh, I just
tried the name... Eric.
333
00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:20,079
I don't know, it's...
334
00:15:20,214 --> 00:15:22,434
- I didn't know him before,
so I just assumed
335
00:15:22,451 --> 00:15:23,821
his name was Eric.
336
00:15:23,951 --> 00:15:25,651
So I'm just not really
sure how to vote.
337
00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:26,827
- I haven't really been
counting your votes
338
00:15:26,854 --> 00:15:28,504
anyway, sweetheart.
339
00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:30,923
- [softly] Easy. She doesn't
know she wasn't invited.
340
00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:36,226
- Kevin, you pulled it off.
341
00:15:36,263 --> 00:15:38,103
Congratulations, Eric.
342
00:15:38,232 --> 00:15:40,572
- Oh, fuck.
343
00:15:40,602 --> 00:15:43,542
Oh, come on.
344
00:15:43,571 --> 00:15:46,711
You're fucking with me.
345
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,520
Oh, fuck. Fuck!
346
00:15:50,545 --> 00:15:53,475
Yeah! Oh, fuck!
347
00:15:53,514 --> 00:15:54,724
- Come on, Eric.
Sit back down.
348
00:15:54,848 --> 00:15:55,918
- Thank you. Thank you.
349
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:57,880
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
350
00:16:01,522 --> 00:16:04,892
- Frank, is this a new...
look?
351
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:07,389
Or a new... identity?
352
00:16:07,528 --> 00:16:08,758
- I don't know.
353
00:16:08,796 --> 00:16:10,096
- Okay, well, I mean,
354
00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:11,541
I'm sure I speak for us all
when we say,
355
00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:13,495
just, you know, do you.
356
00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:15,044
Uh...
357
00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:17,839
but I think we
can judge the dress.
358
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,550
- You didn't pull off the dress.
359
00:16:20,575 --> 00:16:21,735
- Ugh!
360
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:22,945
- Somebody wrote,
"The accessories
361
00:16:22,977 --> 00:16:24,307
don't match the pattern."
362
00:16:24,445 --> 00:16:25,775
- I wrote that.
363
00:16:25,813 --> 00:16:27,883
- It's all good.
364
00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:35,055
- Okay, so, I tried the
mustache and the cowboy hat.
365
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:38,189
- And can you please
turn for me?
366
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,897
- That chin ain't that thick,
though.
367
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:48,903
[sad music]
368
00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:56,106
♪ ♪
369
00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:59,584
- Cory, well, first off,
370
00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:02,123
I just wanted to say,
371
00:17:02,149 --> 00:17:04,179
you've been crashing on my
couch for a while now,
372
00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,948
and I know how that can make
someone feel like
373
00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:08,917
it's their personal space.
374
00:17:08,956 --> 00:17:10,796
And in a way, you've let us
into your living room,
375
00:17:10,824 --> 00:17:12,544
and hell, you hosted us tonight,
376
00:17:12,561 --> 00:17:16,501
and, I don't know, I just
think that's really cool.
377
00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:18,870
- No problem. It was
absolutely my pleasure.
378
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:22,670
- So anyways, I tallied
the votes, and...
379
00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:24,874
read the comments, and...
380
00:17:24,906 --> 00:17:26,906
the mustache,
381
00:17:26,975 --> 00:17:29,535
you didn't pull it off.
382
00:17:29,677 --> 00:17:32,947
♪ ♪
383
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,510
[sighs] So the mustache goes.
384
00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:37,658
Well, the mustache stays
until the rest of the beard
385
00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:42,686
grows back and fastens itself
back to the rest of it.
386
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:45,264
And the cowboy hat...
387
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,693
you didn't pull it off, either.
388
00:17:47,729 --> 00:17:49,299
Sorry, big guy.
389
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:51,680
♪ ♪
390
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,830
- Okay.
391
00:17:52,966 --> 00:17:56,296
Hey, that's what
New Look Day's for.
392
00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:58,537
I appreciate all
your honesty, everybody.
393
00:17:58,672 --> 00:18:01,642
♪ ♪
394
00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:04,175
Cory...
395
00:18:04,211 --> 00:18:05,251
hat.
396
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:12,349
♪ ♪
397
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:19,630
So, I tried the straight hair,
398
00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:22,661
this Burberry scarf here, and...
399
00:18:22,796 --> 00:18:25,666
just this Hustle
tattoo on my neck.
400
00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:28,129
- [gasps]
- [whispers] Slappin'.
401
00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:29,749
- Some of the guys at the
tennis court gave it to me
402
00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:32,141
because they always
say I hustle.
403
00:18:32,173 --> 00:18:35,413
And it is permanent, but don't
let that sway your vote.
404
00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:38,383
I could easily hide it
or get it removed.
405
00:18:38,512 --> 00:18:41,112
Sorry if my straight hair's
a little shocking.
406
00:18:41,249 --> 00:18:44,079
I realize it does change
my essence a bit.
407
00:18:44,218 --> 00:18:47,688
- Okay, let's tally these up.
408
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:50,091
"I liked your curls better."
409
00:18:50,224 --> 00:18:53,264
"Look like a character
from 'Fraggle Rock'."
410
00:18:53,294 --> 00:18:57,034
"I live with you, and I can't
stand to look at it, so no."
411
00:18:57,064 --> 00:18:59,804
Well, I'm sorry, sport.
412
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:02,103
You didn't pull off
the straight hair.
413
00:19:02,236 --> 00:19:03,796
Or the Burberry scarf.
414
00:19:03,937 --> 00:19:05,747
And dang it, Donny, you know
I don't like you hanging out
415
00:19:05,773 --> 00:19:07,913
with those guys
at the tennis courts.
416
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:12,182
But... I think I speak
for us all when I say,
417
00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:16,683
they did one hell of job
with that tattoo.
418
00:19:16,718 --> 00:19:18,218
You pulled it off, pal.
419
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:21,652
Congratulations.
- That's enough, Frank.
420
00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:23,769
- You need to get the curls
popping, my boy.
421
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,792
- I think I'm gonna change
my name back to Kevin.
422
00:19:29,297 --> 00:19:31,027
- Oh, Andie, thanks
for the necklace.
423
00:19:31,099 --> 00:19:36,269
- Oh, no problem.
- It's so pretty.
424
00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:37,404
- [sighs softly]
425
00:19:37,538 --> 00:19:38,738
Hey, Cory.
426
00:19:38,872 --> 00:19:40,752
- Oh. Hey, pal.
427
00:19:40,775 --> 00:19:43,215
- Hey, you want to watch
a movie or something?
428
00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:45,794
- Oh, I don't think so.
429
00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:47,654
I just took a sleeping pill
a few minutes ago.
430
00:19:47,781 --> 00:19:49,231
Probably just hit the sack.
431
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,920
- I took one too, if you want
to stay up
432
00:19:50,952 --> 00:19:52,092
and fight it together.
433
00:19:52,219 --> 00:19:53,719
Maybe we can trip out.
434
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,615
- I don't think I got that
kind of fight in me
435
00:19:55,756 --> 00:19:57,796
tonight, pal.
436
00:19:57,826 --> 00:19:59,556
- Okay.
437
00:19:59,693 --> 00:20:02,833
Good night, Cory.
438
00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:06,065
[brushing]
[spits]
439
00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:13,042
["Daddy's Groove"]
440
00:20:13,074 --> 00:20:14,794
Hey, Cory, I found this
in the bathroom.
441
00:20:14,809 --> 00:20:15,839
Is this your...
442
00:20:15,877 --> 00:20:21,977
♪ ♪
443
00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:24,476
- ♪ Wife is in the shower ♪
444
00:20:24,618 --> 00:20:26,988
♪ ♪
445
00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:29,721
♪ Song is in my head ♪
446
00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,837
♪ ♪
447
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:35,660
♪ Daddy's groove ♪
448
00:20:35,797 --> 00:20:41,797
♪ ♪
449
00:20:41,935 --> 00:20:43,465
♪ Daddy's groove ♪
450
00:20:43,604 --> 00:20:50,544
♪ ♪
451
00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:03,089
- My boy.
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