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♪ mariachi band music playing ♪
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‐ God dammit.
They're not coming. Again.
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Computer, turn off
the mariachi simulación.
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I should hope that you're all going out
to get more Miller L‐l‐l‐lights
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for Tuesday Taco Night Thing.
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‐ Oh wait, that was tonight?
Aw, I could've sworn that was on Monday.
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‐ It's always on Tuesdays,
and you've missed the last tres.
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‐ We know you're just trying to trick us
into hanging out with you.
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‐ No! I'm trying to trick you
into learning about ship repair.
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before you stop with the taco thing?
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‐ Oh, you're gonna come so hard
you're gonna beg me to stop.
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‐ Yeah, you wish.
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His mom is rich,
and his dad's trying to be a novelist,
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so I bet they get in a big fight.
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‐ There's gonna be a magician.
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It'll be my first autograph in my awesome
Magician Autograph Journal!
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Maybe I'll tag along just so I can explain
how he's doing his tricks.
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‐ Please don't come.
You know, I don't think you'd like it.
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It has nothing to do
with chores or yelling.
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‐ Um, Korvo, you don't really do well
in a social setting.
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It's kinda like your thing.
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‐ Hm, your reverse psychology
has worked, Terry.
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Nothing will stop me from joining you
at this child's birthday party.
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‐ Ahh!
‐ Yay, Korvo!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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The only good ceremony
involving children is the Jewish one
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where they cut off the penis.
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Am I right?
[children laughing]
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Slow down!
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‐ Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.
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‐ Magic! Magic!
[children gasp]
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Fake thumb.
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Foam ball in the armpit.
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Mouth full of flags.
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This is so stupid, anyone could do this.
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I could do this.
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[cheering]
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I could do this.
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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.
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Until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into, uh, the space,
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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.
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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid.
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They're always talking
about how they love their family,
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but they're never making
their family gigantic.
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They're all normal sized.
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If you like something, you should be
trying to make it gigantic.
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‐ All right, be sure to share.
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Make sure the lower levels get Reese's
and don't hog the Skittles.
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Yumyulack, I'm heading out.
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I like to get to school early
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so I can watch the teachers
drink in the parking lot.
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‐ Oh hold on. I just want
to put my latest victim,
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I mean specimen, in there too.
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‐ Wait, I know her.
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Is that the lady who puts
her dog's poop in the mailbox?
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It's just the waitress from the Benihana
over by the strip club.
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‐ Why is she going in the wall?
I thought she was a nice one.
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If I was allergic, I could have died!
Is that what you want?
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‐ Of course not. I wish everything
lived forever. You know that.
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‐ [rumbling]
‐ [Cherie grunts]
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Where the fuck am I?
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‐ Welcome, citizen.
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‐ Hey, hey,
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get away from me‐‐
‐ Ahh!
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Wallet, gum, key metal‐‐
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She's got Tums! Ow!
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‐ We could do this the easy way
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or the toothpick way.
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Your choice.
‐ This isn't over.
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Everyone runs out
of fancy toothpicks at some point.
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‐ Come with me if you want to live.
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That's from Predator.
‐ It's from the Terminator.
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‐ Oh, crap, really? 'Cause I've been
saying that for weeks.
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Are you sure?
‐ I've seen that movie a hundred times.
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‐ We should go. Ugh, I'm such an idiot.
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COMPUTER: What's up, Korvo?
Do you want to resume, um,
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correcting any inaccuracies
in the cross‐galactic navigation matrix?
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Today we need to find out
how I can be a magician.
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‐ What? Get the fuck out of here. Wow.
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‐ Exactly. Okay, I need to be the
best magician I can as fast as possible.
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‐ Is this some sort of emotional arc?
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‐ A magician never reveals
his motivations.
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Let's get started.
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‐ Calculating wonder.
[bell dings]
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Done. I'll teach in the form
of Earth's greatest illusionists.
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Houdini, Copperfield, and Mystery,
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the pickup artist from The Game.
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‐ I can escape anything and neg anyone.
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You're not as hot as your friend.
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COMPUTER: The other
two personalities ate him.
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‐ Can I please just get
a regular tutorial?
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‐ Fine. Processing.
[bell dings]
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It seems like you
should combine simple tricks
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with what you're already great at.
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‐ Cooking salmon?
‐ Ugh.
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‐ Computer, lower impatience expression
by 25 percent.
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‐ Combine alien technology
with sleight of hand,
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a show like that
would blow people's minds!
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Especially if we served salmon
at intermission.
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[grunts]
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‐ The Duke says you're late
on our Skittle tax.
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‐ Keep walking, don't get involved.
‐ What the hell is this place?
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It's made up of a system
of connected terrariums.
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Those guys are enforcers.
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They're part of a martial police
formed by the ruler of the wall.
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‐ I'm guessing that's The Duke?
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‐ It's pretty complicated.
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Oh, I forgot about that movie.
Yeah. It's exactly the same.
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Jesse, the girl alien,
gives us candy and little gifts.
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And then The Duke hoards
and distributes that,
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and that's just, you know,
that's how he keeps control.
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Yeah, you got it.
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‐ Why is this rope so minty?
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My pants are from a Polly Pocket.
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‐ Go ahead, pick a card.
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I will now turn these cards
into 56 different extinct animals.
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I believe this... is your card.
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[gasps and cheers]
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When did you become a magician?
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‐ I've been secretly learning
so you guys would love me!
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‐ Well, it worked!
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‐ We should go out for pizza
and talk about how great you are.
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You know, I thought I learned magic
to get your attention,
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but that's just not enough anymore.
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You're all too provincial
and lame for me now.
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‐ You're intoxicated with fame
off one performance?
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‐ Yes.
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Where's he getting this bullshit?
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the greatest magician of all time,
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and you will collectively be portrayed
as the first wife
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who didn't believe in me in my biopic.
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I always stop the movie at that point,
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so I assume it goes great
for the protagonist
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after he cuts ties
with his friends and family.
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Enjoy being left behind!
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‐ This is just like the time
when I married Ansel Elgort.
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The little scamp.
He's lucky he got away.
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I loved him so much.
Ugh, why can't I call him?
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COMPUTER: I got you a meeting
with the biggest magician talent scout
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in the world.
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[women screaming]
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I really only needed one of each.
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‐ How about your next trick
is not complaining for once?
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[grunts]
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‐ This is the marketplace.
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If there's something you need,
you can barter for it here.
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‐ Well, mostly whatever they had
in their pockets when they got shrunk.
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If you had cargo shorts on,
you're basically rich.
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You know, your hair is pretty valuable.
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We could probably trade
those bangs in for some Mikes,
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maybe even an Ike if they're in season.
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[chomps, moans]
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TIM:
Enrique? Don't eat that.
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‐ Sugar shakes?
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‐ Yeah, we don't know
the word for diabetes.
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‐ It's diabetes.
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‐ Oh yeah. S‐‐ I'm sorry.
I'm losing my mind.
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I haven't had a vegetable in months.
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‐ Dad, come on, just a sip.
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Did you find any insulin?
Down at the drop zone?
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‐ Look, we're gonna make it work.
I promise.
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Your dad is gonna be okay.
[groans]
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‐ Well, the only food
they give us is candy.
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Sometimes they'll drop in
an apple or a cocktail onion,
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but it's very rare.
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‐ We have to figure out how to barter
for insulin from The Duke.
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He can get anything in here.
[chomps]
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‐ Man, he is really going to town.
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[groans]
‐ Dad, stop! You're not even hungry!
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I hate to burst your balloon.
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[coughs, clears throat]
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End of trick.
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪
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♪
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Now, now clap.
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‐ Pass.
‐ What? W‐why?
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You got no personality, kid.
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‐ I‐I‐I could try to build a device
that steals other people's charisma
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and then inject it into my body
like chemotherapy.
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‐ You're a sad blue creep with no hair.
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It's not gonna happen.
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‐ You're a sad blue creep!
[Korvo crying]
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‐ What are you, crying?
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‐ I‐I'm not crying, you're crying!
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CHERIE:
Well, this is creepy.
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‐ Yeah, this level is run
by the Bowinian church.
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It's the religion that worships Jesse,
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She's the one with the bow‐‐
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yeah, oh, hey now, that's why
they call it the "Bowinian Church."
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Okay, I just got that.
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How long have you people been in here?
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‐ Time moves differently in the wall.
It changes a man.
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‐ Wait, the aliens can control time?
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‐ No, no. It's more like a metaphor.
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Just, look, we eat a lot of candy,
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and that makes everything weird.
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Plus, there's no calendar or clocks.
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Think of it like Vegas.
Okay, could you just go with it?
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‐ Okay, geez. It tracks.
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‐ I'm afraid we have nothing to spare.
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We only have enough for the flock.
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‐ That's bullshit!
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You're afraid The Duke will be pissed
if he thinks you're competing with him!
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We should just take it.
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‐ I'll pray for your father.
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‐ I knew they wouldn't help us.
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Religion's such bullshit.
‐ Wait!
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Take this.
‐ What is it?
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It's barely two snaps long,
but it's gotta be worth something.
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Oh, I‐I shouldn't be here.
May the bow be with you.
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‐ Protein is like gold in here.
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But is this enough for The Duke?
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‐ No, but I know
what we can trade it for.
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‐ Tricks aren't enough,
I have to be likable?
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That's impossible!
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I wish I'd never learned magic!
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[squeaks]
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Ta‐dah!
‐ Yo! Check it out: trash magic!
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‐ And the bouquet that turns into doves!
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That then turn into pterodactyls!
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Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!
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Ta‐dah!
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but this is sick.
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‐ Ta‐dah!
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Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!
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[laughing]
‐ Ta‐dah!
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Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!
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Ta‐dah! Ta‐dah!
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Ta‐dah!
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[ta‐dah continues]
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[audience cheering]
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‐ Okay, this is so amazing,
I can't believe it.
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Our next guest is,
he's so great, he's so great,
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please welcome "The Incredible
Burn Victim Trash Man!"
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[audience applauding]
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‐ I wanted to be on Kimmel.
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♪
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♪
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ANNOUNCER: Tomorrow night,
the Vegas Vegas Casino is proud
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to present The Incredible
Burn Victim Trash Man!
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leaping through a black hole!
250
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,650
How will he survive
the gravimetric forces
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as they rip his atomic structure asunder?
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‐ We're going to Vegas tomorrow
to see Korvo do tricks!
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I'll finally see the city
of sin! Yay, sin!
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‐ I'm gonna bet it all at Circus Circus!
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00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,500
‐ And I'm gonna rescue a sex worker!
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Aw, she's never gonna have sex again.
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Or he!
[doorbell rings]
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‐ Greetings.
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I am world renowned magician
Wilkins Micawber.
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I'm as famous as a magician can get,
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think the third Hemsworth brother,
as are my mysterious compatriots.
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‐ We are here to parlay with
The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man.
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Where hence ye?
‐ He's practicing his act upstairs.
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‐ Nobody's supposed to interrupt him.
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‐ I thought I smelled the stench
of lesser magicians.
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‐ Listen, listen, listen.
You can't do this black hole trick.
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It's too amazing!
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‐ If you survive, our careers die.
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‐ [gasps]
I didn't get their autographs!
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‐ The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man
left us no choice.
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but I love weed and prostitutes.
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So I need that money.
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‐ We'll make sure this is
his grand finale. Of life.
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[evil laughter]
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‐ Oh, now I'll never get their autographs.
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And they're gonna kill Korvo!
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Pretty convenient I came out here.
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What is your deal today, Pupa?
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‐ Eh, you don't toss around a Slim Jim
like this unless you mean business.
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‐ Have you lost your mind?
281
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It's the Girls of the Pac 10.
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That would cost at least,
uh, 20 snaps per Pac.
283
00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:51,740
[Enrique moans]
‐ Come on, man!
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00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,090
‐ Hey, I'm sorry,
but I can't make the trade.
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It's one of the only pieces
of reading material
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that made it in here.
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Plus titties, you know.
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‐ Sorry, dude, but I need that Playboy!
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‐ Pedro! What the hell?
‐ I got it.
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[vendor moans]
‐ Go!
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[shouting]
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‐ Ahh!
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‐ Ahh!
294
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‐ Benihana, bitch.
295
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,530
TED JOHNSON: Mr. Korvo,
could you explain exactly
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what we're looking at here?
297
00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:27,450
‐ It's a Quantum Ring,
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a black hole I built out of pieces
from my space cruiser.
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You kind of have to know a lot
about physics to understand‐‐
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‐ Looks like a Stargate.
‐ What's a Stargate?
301
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TED: It's what this is,
and the fourth best Kurt Russell movie.
302
00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:42,590
If I hit it at just the right angle,
I should pass through unharmed.
303
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:46,100
If I'm even a millimeter off,
I die and maybe time implodes,
304
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I'm not sure about that last part.
305
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,680
‐ So either it's a great show
or I no longer have to pay my alimony.
306
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,090
I hate that woman.
307
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,110
This is Ted Johnson,
reporting from backstage
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at a magic show.
309
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,190
Yeah, definitely a Stargate.
310
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Oh, oh, oh‐‐
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‐ Korvo, you're in trouble!
A‐and we came to warn you!
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‐ But you stopped to get t‐shirts.
313
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,490
‐ It was in case
we got separated in the crowd!
314
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,500
‐ Oh, hm, I see what this is.
315
00:14:11,490 --> 00:14:13,700
You got jealous and now you want
to be part of my show.
316
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,910
You all had your chance
to show me you appreciated me
317
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:17,950
by coming to my Tuesday Night Taco Thing,
318
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,130
but instead I had to throw
all the tacos away.
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00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,760
Remember that? From earlier?
‐ No, that was like a million years ago.
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You can't still be mad at that.
321
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,850
‐ Security, I don't know these people.
Get them out of here!
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‐ They're gonna do a murder on you!
323
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‐ I don't need you! This is my arc!
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‐ [groans]
‐ Wow, what did you do?
325
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‐ I don't know, I kicked him
in that thing people have.
326
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‐ We gotta split up
and find those magic murderers.
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[audience applauding]
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KORVO:
And where did all those cards go?
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I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised
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during your first bowel movement tomorrow.
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ALL: Oh.
[cheering]
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my final trick of the night!
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I will be the first magician in history
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to jump through a black hole!
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[panting]
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‐ [gasps]
There they are!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
338
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[panting]
339
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,600
Uhh‐‐
340
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,890
Oh my god, wow, Yumyulack,
341
00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:16,520
you just cut those guys' throats.
342
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,650
You just ended two human lives.
That’s crazy.
343
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,220
But you were doing it to save
Korvo's life, man. So it's okay.
344
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:23,690
Yeah, it's okay. We're good, we're good.
345
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:27,110
♪
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[screaming]
347
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[woman screams]
‐ Oh god, he's dead! My Korvy!
348
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:41,800
No!
349
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,590
No!
350
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‐ Welcome to my humble abode.
351
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,840
I'm The Duke. The ruler of shadows.
352
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,520
The main vein. The big boy.
The top puppy.
353
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,610
My guards tell me you're interested
in a swap of some kind?
354
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:08,740
[whistles]
Girls of the Pac 10!
355
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,910
What can I trade you for?
356
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,190
‐ We need insulin. My dad is dying.
357
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,790
‐ I'd be crazy not to take that deal.
358
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,240
Hey, get some sugar shots
for my friends here!
359
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,610
‐ Thank you so much!
360
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:22,040
‐ Oh, I heard about the riot
you caused on level two.
361
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,750
You know, it spread to three levels?
362
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,380
I lost an enforcer trying to shut it down.
363
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,300
A lot of lives lost for that stunt.
364
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,470
It's not easy keeping the peace
in a place like this.
365
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:33,100
Even if we weren't the prisoners
of two alien children,
366
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:36,170
it would be hard being this close
to each other all the time.
367
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,890
It's a daily struggle.
368
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,980
‐ Please. sir. I beg you to be generous.
369
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,140
My dad is dying.
370
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,930
‐ Oh kid,
I'm not a monster.
371
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,940
Of course your dad can have his insulin.
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00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,490
Our job is to survive.
373
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,070
‐ You didn't have to do that!
374
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,120
Get them out of here.
375
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:55,400
It's starting to smell like low wall.
376
00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:01,170
Oh, an interview with Mark Cuban! Score!
377
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,160
[eagle screeches]
378
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:06,620
‐ Today, we give Korvo back
to the great all tree,
379
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,340
in the traditional way
as he would have wanted:
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00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:12,510
ripped apart by noble birds.
381
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,270
♪ mystical flute playing ♪
382
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,510
‐ What can I say about Korvo?
383
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:20,880
Korvo was easily
the least popular person in the house
384
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:22,980
and he smelled like whole milk,
385
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,690
but we're still gonna miss him.
386
00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:27,480
I'm sorry, I‐I didn't want
to do it right here.
387
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,650
I wanted to do it later. In a bathroom.
388
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,820
‐ Korvo was mean,
and being mean is tight.
389
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,580
‐ That was beautiful.
390
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,580
[cawing]
391
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:40,700
‐ You only got one bird?
‐ Yeah, they're hard to catch. Geez.
392
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:46,160
♪ Playing Time Of Your Life ♪
393
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,300
TERRY: Man, I just wish we had gone
to one of these stupid parties
394
00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:51,040
when Korvo was alive, you know.
395
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,050
We could've told him
how boring this was to his face.
396
00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:55,300
‐ Yeah, even though it was clear
that he just wanted to trick us
397
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,220
into listening to boring
ship repair stuff,
398
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,770
it would have been nice
to have him around.
399
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,470
‐ That's why, in his honor,
I have brought down his manuals,
400
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,590
and we are gonna read about the work
he did on the ship
401
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,190
and start doing it ourselves.
402
00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,190
For Korvo.
403
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,440
‐ I guess we have to do that now.
404
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,900
‐ Ta‐daaaa!
‐ [all gasp]
405
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,140
‐ [grunts]
You have to stop kicking there.
406
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:13,410
‐ You're alive! Oh, Korvo,
y‐you're alive! You're‐‐
407
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,650
‐ Alive like a fox!
408
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:17,690
And you all fell for it!
I Now You See Me'd you!!
409
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,000
‐ Now You See Me? The movie?
With Jesse Eisenberg? Ugh.
410
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,400
‐ It taught me two important things.
411
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:24,370
One: the best part of any magic trick
is spending a ton of time and money
412
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,580
setting up an elaborate lie.
413
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,540
And the other: family.
‐ Family?
414
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,960
KORVO: It all happened
when I ditched you guys for Vegas...
415
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,800
WOODY HARRELSON (on TV):
Yeah, you know, we were just
four lonely magicians.
416
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,180
And then presto.
417
00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:35,710
Now we're abraca‐family.
418
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,600
KORVO: I realized I'd gone too far
and I needed you guys.
419
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:41,470
We're not just a space team,
we're also a family team.
420
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:44,260
Which is why I had to hire
those magicians to pretend to kill me!
421
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,560
They're all out‐of‐work actors.
422
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,980
JESSE: Don't say that!
I love those magicians!
423
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:50,440
KORVO: That's because in the middle
of the night, I planted false memories
424
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,740
of them in all of your heads!
425
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,390
‐ Terry, we killed two of those guys.
426
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,820
‐ I‐I'm sure that was just
part of the trick.
427
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,530
‐ But wait, how did you fake your death?
428
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,490
‐ After I was finished
with Now You See Me 2,
429
00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:00,950
I read the novelization
of The Prestige.
430
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:03,540
The Korvo you saw die was a clone.
A really good one too.
431
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:07,380
He thought he was me, and I made sure
he could feel pain and‐and all that stuff.
432
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:10,410
And it worked! You all totally thought
I was dead and came to my party!
433
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,300
Good trick, right?
434
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,960
‐ Oh yeah.
‐ Amazing.
435
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,540
Korvo, that was the best trick ever!
436
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,510
Was anyone else doing a trick?
437
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:26,520
The Pupa was a cardboard cutout all day?
438
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,810
Who even are you?
439
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,480
‐ Ta‐da!
‐ Bravo, Pupa! Amazing!
440
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,860
‐ Best day of tricks ever!
441
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:34,190
ALL:
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!
442
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,200
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!
443
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,190
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!
444
00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,480
‐ All right, enough!
445
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:42,410
Now, there are 78 parts
of the lavatic reactor.
446
00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:44,120
The first is the Pahoehoe funnel.
447
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,620
It has 72 shunts.
448
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:49,460
Each shunt must be gently jostled
before you can proceed‐‐
449
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,420
‐ Well, this sucks.
450
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:53,950
‐ Enrique, I'm so sorry,
I don't know how this happened.
451
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,420
‐ You saved me, Tim.
452
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,760
But I don't know how I'll go on
without my boy.
453
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,300
I‐I‐I just don't know.
454
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,600
Do you go to heaven if you die small?
455
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:04,050
[crying]
He died small!
456
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,480
‐ It doesn't have to be this way.
457
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:10,510
Pedro didn't have to die.
458
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,390
I have to fix this place.
459
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,650
‐ How can one person change the world?
460
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,950
‐ By tearing it down.
461
00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,900
YUMYULACK: Come on!
Come on, hippo. Eat, eat!
JESSE: Come on, eat it, hippo
462
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:23,200
‐ Fuck you, Jesse.
463
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,040
‐ I love this game.
‐ Hippos!
464
00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:29,030
♪
465
00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:10,870
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