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Hello, boys,
I will be right back.
Help!
Here!
Immediately the lady!
Thank you, Barry, thank you for the help.
You do not have what, Chuck.
That's what the partners are.
But wherever I am, Whatever I do,
You just have to ask me, Chuck.
It was Chuckye, friend, Anytime, anywhere, friend.
Yes, Barry Talambul, weird!
What a retard!
Why do not you just leave him alone ?!
Ready class, calm down ... That's enough.
What happened, Barry? Calm down.
You do not have to resist.
Ready class ... Bla Bla Bla ...
Hey, Barry ...
Do you want me to wait for you?
I can, if you will.
Not tonight, Lauren. My dad comes.
- Okay. - Goodbye, Lauren.
Where have you been this time?
In Japan ... I think.
You were supposed to be at the hour of history.
Yeah, I know ...
I do not know why it's happening.
- Barry, you have to understand that you can not dream anywhere and anytime.
Not in the classroom.
Yes. Know.
When your dad appears I have to talk to him.
Again.
We talked to him about that dreams with open eyes.
He's always been a baby crying.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Einstein ...
Gandhi, Gershwin .. There is nothing wrong with them.
My son has asthma.
He created his imaginary world where he can be everything he wants.
It can be...
... Chuck Norris?
Yes.
They say they are partners.
That, I'm doing things together.
I do not know.
Have you ever tried?
What the?
Be a partner.
I do not think I have chances against Chuck.
I work a lot.
Barry is always alone with ...
movies, karate games.
We all work over the program, Mr Gabrewski.
That's not what I asked you.
If I'm close my son?
Yes.
I've been through heavy moments ...
And it should have ...
Let us approach, But...
You have to help him change priorities.
Maybe yours.
Barry ...
Barry!
Get it back to earth!
What is happening with you?
Oh, nothing ...
Aerianule.
Let's go, It's late.
Goodbye, Barry. See you tomorrow.
- Thank you, Mrs. Chan. - Thanks for your time.
Have you forgotten anything?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
See this? You're joining karate.
A!
Two!
Three!
One more time!
More in power! Come on!
Two!
Let me hear you!
Three!
Let him know I'm here.
Sorry ... Sorry ...
- Two! - Sorry.
One!
In force!
Hey! You!
- Me? ... - Yeah!
You!
We do not wear shoes on the mattress!
Sir ...
I apologize.
Double nodes.
And socks?
Hey! Hey!
Do not touch that.
So you want to learn karate.
Yes.
Yes?
Yes?
You mean: "Yes, sir!".
Not?
Oh, yes ... I mean, sir!
Your father told me that you only think about this ...
the art.
Who took me ...
Years, years to rule it.
Can you breathe slower? I'm talking here!
Excuse me, Mr. Stone.
My son has ...
a disease.
I guess you're pretty good to have so many trophies.
I do not like to boast, but ..
I bet you're close just as good ...
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris !?
He does not fight, boy.
And one of the main reasons ..
I am!
- Okay, let's ... - Stop fighting because he's afraid of me!
- Let's go, son. - I'll break him!
I heard you.
Come on elsewhere, it's not like movies.
Boy, that's the only smart thing which you said today.
This room is the best.
Know something?
Karate-le is ...
a discipline sport, self-control and style.
One who creates respect.
Do you believe in the Easter Bunny, boy?
Chuck Norris ..
Bring the gunpowder!
"Now, teach lesson to you!"
Help!
Shut up.
At bedtime.
- Father... - You already slept, did you look?
Yes.
I was looking...
somehow.
Father..
What the?
Have you ever been...
involved in something ...
It's late. You have to wake up at 8.
What the?
Nothing.
What the?
Leave.
What the?
Mrs. Chan.
Mrs. Chan, it's been a while since we have not seen each other.
Why so hurried?
The last time you told me your uncle comes to town. He came?
Yes, today. You'll be late.
Does he need a job? I'm stuck all over town.
I'm sorry, he's already. He will work in the family restaurant.
What stereotype. Like working in a laundry room.
I had a laundry.
Now, if you excuse me, be late for the meeting.
Oo, meeting ..
I'm jealous.
Who is the lucky one?
A working meeting. A student.
Problems with students, I can help.
Barry Gabrewski.
Oh, but he's ...
Is that what?
It's tough ...
and..
inadvertently..
It's hopeless, boy.
He's a dreamer, Mr. Mapes.
And dreamers are usually successful in life.
Barry!
Now what's the matter?
I ... I was doing ...
Yeah ... that's what I was doing.
Oh, we're talking about it later.
Now, I want you and your father meet someone.
If he likes you, you can teach martial arts.
Nobody likes me. Why would he do it?
Well I do not know.
Maybe because it is a little like you.
Can I help you?
You can help all of us here.
Tell that Chinese to put out a cigarette.
We are in the public area. He is not allowed to smoke here.
Sure, you're right.
But how are we,
You can tell me where Chinese you mean?
The old man in front of you, Charlie.
Excuse me. On sign write ...
Come on, come on!
Where...?
Where is it?
By the way, my name is not Charlie.
Smoke.
Burn.
Ard ?!
Flames, burning in flames! Anna Lesko =))
What the hell!
Not! My favorite jacket!
What is this?
That's how we teach kids to use sticks.
I got it.
See? If they were sharp, I'd stick with them.
Impossible.
I want to impress him your uncle.
You noticed he did not use them anymore somewhere halfway through the table?
Did he do that?
He likes you a lot.
It is impressed by the kind how do you work with computers?
Have you finished the program?
How do you know?
From your son.
She told me a lot about you.
He told me nothing about you.
Tell me about yourself.
Well...
My father built this restaurant
He came here first,
Eight years later she called her mother.
So you grew up here?
Yes.
They worked here together.
Then my dad died.
The mother ran the restaurant alone for a while.
But two years ago ...
Dad called her again.
Now the restaurant is all I'm left with them.
And your uncle.
Dear Uncle.
A poet and a shaman.
Professor and philosopher.
It's the ninth time!
Yes, I am sorry, I was not ready.
But this is the purpose of this exercise.
You have to be always ready.
And you...
You want to be a fighter.
And what would your nickname be?
Barry ...
Leopard.
No no no. Not working.
Barry the tiger! Who struggles with courage and is based on instinct.
Not.
That does not work either.
- Come on, I'm here! - What the?
Mr...
Dumpling!
Mr. Gฤluลca, who fought in a deceptive way.
Crushing the fists of opponents with your own face.
Mr. Lee ...
Mr. Gฤluลca, never attack.
Because he does not attack.
Because he's never ready.
Okay, I understand what's going on.
Then it's very simple.
I'll help you learn what you want to know.
But once you no longer want to learn, I will stop learning you again.
Mr. Lee, I do not want to stop.
Never interrupt your teacher!
For example, a thief.
You can not reach a compromise with a thief.
Unless you give him something.
Does it seem confusing to you?
Yes.
Good.
Life is very confusing.
And this is your first lesson!
I married the first girl I came out with.
Since when is not it?
He died, almost 10 years ago.
You're sure Barry will be fine with your uncle?
My uncle will behave properly.
If not...
I break his hand.
- You want more tea? - Yes.
How far is your home school?
Cam ...
5-10 minutes.
Not time, distance.
4 km.
And how do you get there?
Dad, he takes me in the morning and it takes me afternoon.
By car.
From now on you will walk to school.
That until next week.
Then you run.
And we see after.
- Uncle. - Yes?
We have a problem.
Where's the fellow?
What's your name?
Gab ... Gabrewski.
G..G..G ...
It's a funny name.
It's funny name !?
Groh, groh.
What's your name?
Hank Groh Henry.
I had a uncle Henry.
Yes?
It's like I know him.
I'll take care of them.
What are you doing?
I'm preparing.
I have something special for you.
We're going to remodel this place.
We're moving that wall over there right here.
And this wall, we put it here.
Then let's ...
and we run into the empty ass around here!
And the first time, we'll start ...
...from here!
- Do you want rice? - Aha.
They have a hand! Get out of my hand!
These gentlemen have only seen what they seem to be.
Lesson 2:
Believe what it is. Not what you think it is.
Remember, tomorrow you go to school.
The kid was walking.
Alert ..
Always cautious ..
Always suspicious.
Like Chuck in the jungle.
Attention to the enemy.
The kid avoided being captured.
Or worse this time.
But the bad guys are still there.
Somewhere...
Come on, you'll be late for hours!
Barry?
You are fine?
Yes. Hi, Lauren.
Does not your father go anymore?
I thought ...
I'm walking down today.
Uh. Do well exercise.
You should hurry. Hours begin in 10 minutes.
Barry! Are you sure you do not want to come with me?
It's not Alright. I want to put my blood on the move.
OK Bye.
Let's go.
Now... I read the pieces and the works
and these words
wonderful should be retained
until you die.
Mr. Cellini.
Yes?
"Yes," is the correct answer, Mr. Cellini.
Okay.
Maybe we should test your attention, Mr. Cellini.
Where does this quote come from?
"Be honest with yourself."
"Polonius," Mr. Mapes.
From Hamlet.
Right, Lauren.
Let's try again, Mr. Cellini.
"Oh, poor Yorick. I met him."
So?
It's from the Bible, right?
A book you surely know.
No, Mr. Cellini, it is not the Bible.
Yes, Mr. Gabrewski?
It's Hamlet.
You impressed me!
Yes, that's right.
Take care, Mr. Cellini.
Competition for the Fool of the Class begins to decrease.
Take care of where you are going, weird!
Accidents happen if you're not careful.
Let me get up!
If I let you get up and hit me?
And I do not want you to hit me.
You're lucky that Master Stone has not received you.
Because I'm in his class and I would do it to you every day.
Look here.
Where's your friend Chuck, back?
By the way,
Lauren does not like you. It's miles of you.
Inspire... Expire...
Okay, you're doing okay.
Let's start again .. Relax.
Expand, bend your knee, inspire ...
Move!
34! 35! 36! 37!
38! 39! 40!
41! 42 ..
It's the Lonely Wolf.
And Little Wolf, too.
Oh, ma'am, more ...
Unless we are the two fiery wolves.
What do you want?
Milk.
Do not you want biscuits too?
Bartender...
- And I have a whole milk. - Sure sheriff.
Hey, you!
Give me a drink!
- Better, give me a kiss! - Let me go!
Leave her alone.
Okay, let's share it.
I'll make you, Little Lup.
Only you...
and I.
If you're wrong ...
you'll be dead.
That was for nothing.
That was for something.
Take care, Barry!
Awakening!
It's time for sports, boy! Not the time of sleep.
How dare you sleep in my hour !?
Stand up, boy!
I'm sorry, Mr. Horn.
I'm sure it seems to you!
But not enough.
I was thinking, son ...
...It's been a while from your last physical test.
Here we go ... young lady.
Climbing!
Come on, Barry Talambul! Get on the string!
Come on, Gabrewski! Are you a man or a fellow?
Keep going, miss. Do not think about giving up.
You can do it, Barry!
Barry! Hey, Barry!
Let's race up.
I can not.
You can. Wrap your leg around the rope ...
and keep up with the other foot.
I can not.
Barry, I hate that word!
Who the hell is he talking to? Hey!
You have gone crazy?
Run once!
Do not listen, listen to me.
Wrap your leg around the rope ...
So...
Now keep it with the other foot.
Now all the weight is on his feet.
Now shoot!
Use the legs.
So. See that you can?
Come on, Barry! You can do it!
Shoot, Barry. Very good.
You got it.
Now, up there.
Let me pull my hands.
At the showers!
Mr. Horn was mischievous today. You should tell your dad.
My father?
I do not think it would help much.
Why not?
- Dad would tie him to the radiator and beat him with the hose.))
What the?
At least that's what he always says.
That's because he's texan.
Dad is a programmer in Pittsburgh.
When it gets angry, with fists in the keyboard.
I stop here.
Lauren ... I ...
Know...
I really like you.
And I like you, Barry.
Okay, great.
So I like you, you like me,
How about if we come out together?
Shall we go out together?
Yes.
Barry ...
I like you..
But ... not that way.
What the?
I worry for you.
The others are bad with you. And it makes me ...
... to have mercy on me.
Not!
Sure! Cellini was right. You pity me!
- Nay! It is not me! - I understand now.
Barry! Please!
I hate this shit.
I hate her.
I will defeat you! ..
I'll give you that how easy it can be.
All you have to do...
... to tell me what I want to know.
I'm not telling you anything.
Hold on as long as you can, Barry.
You may. Just resist!
Piggy pig.
Come on, Barry ...
Make your misfortune easier.
Chuck, I can not breathe ...
What the?!
Breathe like a swallow.
Resist, Barry. We're getting out of here!
Nay!
I'll squeeze you until the butter comes out of you.
- Hold on, Barry. - I can not.
Resist, son.
So, Barry, hold it.
Doctor Ciomu, emergency in the operating room.
- Does he make anti-allergic injections? - Yes.
He has been undergoing excessive stress recently at home or at school?
I do not think...
It went very well on foot to school today.
- Will be fine? - Yes.
Probably a good idea with walking.
His lungs are healthy.
- On the X-ray, it's barely scarred. - This is good.
Frankly, I am surprised by this crisis.
With the humidity here ...
- Jerry! - Noreen! Thanks for coming.
- Where is Barry? - Lee.
It's good?
Yes.
- What room is it? - 215.
- I'm glad you called ... - The doctor said the X-ray looks good.
Noreen, this is Dr. Millard.
Miss Chan is Barry's teacher.
I'm glad to meet you.
Mr. Lee?
Yes.
I have something for you.
Letting this go aside ...
just a few minutes.
That will help you.
It smelled horribly.
Yes. That's how I know when it's ready.
It's an old cure.
I used secret ingredients.
Inhale vapors.
Deep.
Good.
Now, rest.
It's like burning me.
- What? - You have to breathe.
The heat will not burn you, will help you.
Relax.
You may have exaggerated.
You tried to get too far.
Too fast.
We'll try again.
But slower.
But now I think you want to learn.
Good night, Mr. Gฤluลca.
Let's start with a few simple moves.
Low guard.
High Guard.
Fist.
Foot.
High Guard.
Fist.
Breath in breath out...
Come on, Barry!
The goal is not to hurt someone.
It is to prevent them from hurting you.
You have to respect the wood.
He's alive. He has a soul.
Barry! Barry!
Yes I know.
Placa defeats .. :))
Down and inspire
Now rest.
- Has he gotten you? - Yes!
You have one! Easy! Good.
Command!
How do you feel?
- Better than ever. - You're lying as good as running.
Get that!
What?
Quiet, disrespectful! You dare to oppose me!
Maybe you got me some alcohol or socks. :))
It will help you breathe better.
Now drink!
Lord! It's terrible!
Tฤntฤlฤule! Do you think magic tastes good?
- Then no one would drink Pepsi-Cola! - Pepsi is not the problem.
Go home now. My head hurts because of you and ...
you have no money to earn.
Take this four times a day. Twice Sunday.
Goodbye, Mrs. Chen, and do not play cards with him.
I already learned to remember.
Greet your dad for me.
Magic potion ..
What's in it?
Do not worry, he will not kill him.
How relieved I feel.
What the hell is this smell?
I do not know.
I think it's from the sewer.
Do not be late for hours!
Alignment!
Gabrewski, what are you doing here?
Get on the bar next to the other mommy.
No, I'm fine, Mr. Horn.
I'm going to be here today.
You see, boy!
If you get back to the hospital I'm shooting the ponies.
Yeah, but I ...
No "gift." On the bar with you.
Move!
Yes, Barry Talambul, until you get hurt.
Cellini! I did not ask for your opinion!
40 laps!
All right, now is the time to get to know him my friend, "Mr. Flotare."
On the stomach.
Gabrewski, what are you doing?
I told you to get past the other mommy!
I do not have all day! We have things to do!
And I can do it myself.
I sign a statement on my own responsibility if necessary.
Just do it, boy.
All right, everybody, at the flotation!
All right, let's get started. 25 heating.
Gabrewski, if you crawl here, I swear to shoot and come after you.
Barry, I got something for you.
You will train with these, one hour each day.
If you make a mistake ...
It will hurt you.
But, I will help you master them.
Looks lethal.
It's true, it's just guns.
But you have to understand, that the best weapon is self-control.
That's how you use your head, Barry. Literally.
Wonderful!
It's that ... ballet.
It takes you a lot of time to learn.
Much discipline.
Come on, Barry. Time to run ...
Put him to work, Lee.
See you later.
I wish I could do what you do.
- But ... - Of course you can.
I could not.
Come on.
- Come on. - No no...
Together.
I'm sure to hurt myself ...
So?
I can not!
I can not, you are so gracious.
It's more important to be gracious ...
...here.
Watch out!
10 out of 12. It's not bad.
Mr. Lee?
You ever ...
dream?
How not to.
Not just the night ..
Do you mean the dream with your eyes open?
I mean, as if I were elsewhere or I would be in an adventure with ...
With him?
Yes.
Dreams are good.
Even when you go to the hall or when are you in the hour?
I like it, but ...
It is normal?
Anything going on like that?
You have to learn to control them.
When you learn to control them ...
You will have fewer dreams then.
But they will be richer.
Is that right?
The World of Dreams is the place where the child lives.
Aging does not mean to become wiser ..
If there was not that world.
How did you learn so much?
From TV.
Always wait for you what you expect less.
Stop!
You hit harder.
I'm ready now.
Breath in breath out.
Breath in breath out.
Reach for now. Reach for now!
Good enough. Now...
Run.
On them, they! Come on Red Pie!
Look at Barry Talambul!
I can not breathe..
Suck it, Cellini.
Barry, Barry .. We're always in this situation.
By the way, what did you tell me?
I said it would not be so easy this time!
Do you think hard?
Finish, Cellini.
What are you going to do now?
So you want me to teach you karate, right?
I give you my first lesson lesson.
Okay. I cut her out of here. Good?
Barry!
What the damn mother is going on here ?!
Cellini!
You're crazy? You can kill him.
He started it!
If so, boy, then you're just a neuron, and that on his head.
Now partition, and showers with you!
Ready the show!
Spreading!
I'll show you.
Barry!
It's not bad, boy. Is not bad at all.
I can not believe what you did!
Well yes...
You are not alone.
What a bastard and a peasant.
Yeah, that's him.
Barry.
What are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to the Zoo.
Can I come with you?
Yes.
Sure.
I would like.
Well then.
See you in English.
Laughing lashes in chewing gum!
More roasted cabbage.
Dynamite in candy!
Where's that bitch!
Bring it to me!
Yes boss!
What is the problem?
He does not want to talk.
I thought her smart.
So you know what to do, so ...
Do it.
- With pleasure! - Not! Noo!
Help!
Let's do it.
All right, Barry.
I take it through your face, you back.
You know the signal.
Same as usual.
We make the stumbling block.
What are we doing with him?
Move! Faster!
Was not that Spike?
We do not know.
May be .. Our hero!
On him!
Oo, and hero's clone!
Slice both of them!
Pump, you did not get me.
Slice them now!
You have no courage!
Help!
Get me out of here! Help!
Spike!
Where's Spike? You never find him when you need it.
I'm gonna stay here until they leave.
Or maybe not.
- Dear. - Barry!
Barry.
What happens?
Where's Noreen?
This is my dream!
My hero!
Hi.
Hi.
Hello, tough guy.
Do you really want to win me?
Here's your chance!
If your pants do not shake on you.
- Karate tournament? - Yes.
It's a fair confrontation.
Correct? I've come to hear that too.
Lauren, I thought you smart.
I do not know why you're walking with this clown.
When you could have someone like me.
Do not make me vomit.
Good class, the long-awaited day is here.
Romantic romantic poets.
We decided to join you in this team competition.
I should be glad.
But they are not.
A natural reaction.
Natural doubts.
I am not prepared.
True.
Look at the tortoise, Barry.
A tortoise is very clumsy,
And without a bit of rhythm.
But it is said, and I believe it ..
Like at the right time.
When a dream is fulfilled.
When the impossible is fulfilled.
And you went over it.
That day ...
The turtles will dance.
The turtles can not dance.
You think so, I can not.
If you think I can, it will happen.
Barry!
Come see this.
Like I said.
Stay with me!
Oo, double bet!
What do I do if I lose?
Let me tell you what I'm doing.
I'm going to have dinner in my restaurant!
This one? Thank you very much.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Texas Teams Karate Tournament.
But before we start ...
We'll have some demonstrations.
There will be a lot of action today.
OK...
We ask all our competitors to sign up.
There is no point in staying all in one. Go and follow the demonstrations.
Good thanks.
And here? Thank you.
Morning! The form, please.
OK..
Follows, demonstrations with weapons.
And where is the 4th member?
We do not have. We wanted to participate as a team of three.
It's not possible.
It is a team competition and you have to have a full team.
Which consists of 4 people.
So you have to find a member again.
Thank you. To the side. Next!
This competition will give us
A wonderful afternoon.
Here's Andrew Ashley, who exhibits his sword techniques.
Here are the dojoes
who have finished last year in places 1 and 2.
Barry will be so disappointed.
Here's Chuck Norris!
I have an idea for the 4th member.
... he caught his feet and took off his trousers.
Come on, sweetheart. What a surprise! Chuck Norris!
Too bad you do not fight. I would love to break your face;))
In your dreams.
It would be your nightmare, Chuck.
It has not changed at all, is it?
Are you crazy, Uncle? He's a star, he will not join our team.
He's Barry's hero! Ask him.
Sorry, sorry! Referee here!
There you are. Ask him! But ask him well.
Hello...
Excuse me!
- Hi. - Hi.
Can we talk a minute, Mr. Norris?
Sure. A moment, boys.
Can I help you?
- I'm Noreen Chan. - Hi, Noreen.
Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
And you...?
I ... I'm Barry.
Hi, Barry. Nice to meet you.
Do you compete?
Yes.
Are you nervous?
How not to. I've never had such emotions.
It's good to have emotions. He's enjoying you.
Let me tell you something.
Why do not we both win the tournament?
What do you mean?
I mean, you needed a 4th member, and now you have it.
Besides, there's someone here who deserves a modest lesson.
We will return with the first competition ...
Kata women.
This is a joke?
What the?
Come on, Chuck Norris?
Famous Chuck Norris?
Do you have a problem with this, son?
Not.
And the name of the team?
"The Dragon Zbulator"
- Happy? - I can not believe it. Pinch me.
Oh, Mr. Lee. It's just an expression.
Then why are you saying that? I'm going home now.
What do you mean?
I have a driving restaurant. I'll be back in time.
Repeat it by two o'clock.
Competitors for Kata Women to appear at the arbitration board.
Noreen Chan. Representing the "Dragon Zbulator" dojo.
Wonderful!
Uncle appeared?
Not.
Malia Bernal, representing the dojo "Stone".
First place: Malia Bernal.
Dojo "Stone" is leading now.
And a solid evolution that brought her 2nd place, for Noreen Chan.
Where is?..
- It's two half .. - I called the restaurant, he was not there anymore.
Randy Cellini, last year's winner,
seeking to increase its record to 8 bricks.
Randy Cellini, ladies and gentlemen, from the "Stone" dojo.
We have one remaining competitor: Lee Chan, from the "Dragon Zbulator"!
Mr. Lee Chan is asked to enter the ring.
Mr. Lee Chan.
Sorry, take your seat, sorry!
You are here!
What do we have here? A guy who breaks bricks, wearing a kitchen apron.
Do not wear the appropriate equipment.
I do not need equipment to break bricks.
The sort of white matches the bricks.
Ladies and gentlemen, ask for a brick!
Oh, he broke them!
We're going to eat crushed bricks today, Ned.
Now the "Dragon Zulator" is approaching 2 points of champions from the "Stone" dojo.
Category Arms.
Manuel Serano, ladies and gentlemen, from the "Stone" dojo.
What competition do we have here!
Barry Gabrewski.
What a show!
Before Free Fighting, 2nd there are "The Dragons of the Blind",
and on the first, the "Stone" dojo.
Free Fighting Men.
Chuck!
Meet my father.
Hello how are you doing?
Mr Norris.
I feel like I know you for a lifetime.
Tell me Chuck.
I'm glad to meet you.
I appreciate the help you give him very much my son, joining your team.
Hi. I have to get ready now.
- Nice to meet you! - Me too.
Chuck Norris will meet him on Kelly Stone in the final match.
You know what, Norris? I always wanted to to see how good you really are.
You'll just see it once, Stone.
Yeah.
And here are the finalists: Chuck Norris from "The Dragon Zbulator"
and Kelly Stone, representing his dojo.
Are you booing me?
- That was a point! - You did not say start! I was not ready!
I was not ready!
So, Chuck!
Shut up, parrot!
No more games, Norris.
You put it with me! You put it!
That hurt ...
Ladies and gentlemen, we have equality between the "Stone"
and "The Zombie Dragon" both with 36 points.
It will be a barrage game. Please wait for your ad.
Head for the "Dragon Zbulator".
The head is. Team "The Dragon Zbulator" choose the participant.
The participant will be Barry.
I?
Why me?
You can do it. You won the gun test.
They have no one of your level!
You are the one who has something to prove.
He has already shown enough. Do what you think.
The match will be between: Barry Gabrewskim and Randy Cellini.
And can you be proof ...?
Breaking bricks ..
We choose the brick break.
Are you sure you want to do this, Barry?
Yes.
I guess..
I did it once.
You can do it again.
We're with you, Barry.
Barry Talambul.
Why do not you quit now? Do not be ashamed.
Break first, for Team Stone: Randy Cellini.
Let me see you now! Borรขtule!
Will be fine.
And now, Barry Gabrewski.
He has to break 7 bricks for that his team will remain in competition.
Bravo!
Thank you.
Sting..
You use your hand too much.
And the arm too little. Like having a hammer.
The head is the hand, the hand is the arm.
I'll finish this right now!
Mr. Cellini is also asking for a brick.
He wants to knock down a record of 9 bricks.
Ready!
Incomplete!
Incomplete, ladies and gentlemen!
Nene! Everything is broken! You are blind?
When you say you break something, you just break it! What the hell are you mother ?!
I told you how you broke. You leave your weight on your fist!
I could break them.
Barry Gabrewski has the chance to win, if he breaks 9 bricks.
After you break your hand in those bricks, Barry Talambule ..
I'll steal the kiss of Lauren's victory.
You will not touch her!
No nerves.
You're here to fight the bricks.
Not with that prostrate.
Now, concentrate.
That will help you.
I do not know what to say..
I always wanted to meet you.
It was my pleasure.
It is...
As a dream ..
Which is fulfilled.
Dreams are fulfilling, Barry.
If you really want to.
Here's my dad.
Thank you.
Translation ionutz_v_d aka ionutz3d aka IonutzRetro
Ready the movie! And the first translation of my life.;))
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