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- Greetings fear mongers and
welcome to Warlock Home Video's
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presentation of the Sexsquatch.
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This one's about an
over-sexed furry beast
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that roams the
deep forest looking
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for nubile teens to deflower.
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Can the kids stop him?
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Will the kids stop him?
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You'll only find out if
you watch the Sexsquatch.
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This is the the
hairiest, scariest,
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sexiest gore flick of them all.
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His big feet aren't his
most abominable feature.
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Think you've seen it all?
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You ain't seen nothing, yay.
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Sure to be banned in
all national parks
across the nation,
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this one's about to get hairy!
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- Holy shit, what was that!
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Was that an explosion?
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- Oh my god I think it was,
maybe we should get out of here.
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- What, afraid of
mere explosion?
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Please it was probably
just the wind.
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Come on now, let's get back
to this forest fornication.
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- I don't think we should,
brah, that sounded pretty close.
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- Listen Mandy that's nothing
you should be excited over
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but this, this is something
you should be gushing over.
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- Oh, so are you
gonna show me why
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they call you Johnny Longbone?
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- Many a doe have fallen from
my be extra skin monolith
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and you are about
to join the list.
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- Slay me with your meat
sword, you fucking idiot.
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- Have at thee!
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Butthole, butthole!
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Rape the butthole!
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Smell my finger,
smell it!
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* I wanna make
violent love to you. *
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* I wanna make
violent love to you. *
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* I wanna make violent love.
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* I wanna kiss every night.
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* Cause I really want
to hold you tight. *
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* I wanna make
violent love to you. *
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* I wanna make violent love.
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* I don't want to be frantic.
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* I don't want to
cramp your style. *
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* You're driving
me into a panic. *
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* You almost drive me wild.
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* I wanna make violent love.
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Not now, Skippy,
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I'm about to blow my own
branded glaze all up in a
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girlfriend's jugs .
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And then I'm gonna take in
a lovely artery hardening
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fly o' fancy.
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Yeah.
- Whatever man.
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Hey, Crystal, how about you?
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You want a donut?
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- Skippy, you know the answer,
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those things go
straight to my pussy.
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You don't want me to
have a fat pussy, do you?
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- Fuck no.
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I hate fat pussies, I'
throw you off a cliff
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to a pack of wild
mountain goats if you ever
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gained a fat gash.
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- Oh, I second
that, oh shit, girl.
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I'm about ready to spill my
children all up in your pores.
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- Shoot your unborn progeny
all over my alabaster skin.
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Make me young again!
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- A jizzin, fatgasm forged
by my ancestral forefathers.
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- Freaking A, it's like
liquid with fireworks.
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- I am truly...
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Blessed.
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- Hell no.
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- Shut up I'm talking
to the ladies.
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- So, about getting Joey laid,
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what's the plan?
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- Well, I thought it
was already planned out,
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we throw Joey a get laid
party, and all are invited.
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Chips, dips, chains, and whips.
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Typical party hijinks, right?
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- No shit, dyke.
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I'm talking about who...
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Who can we find that would stoop
so low to do Joey Jeremiah.
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I mean I like the kid, and
all, but he's kind of a cankle.
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- Come on now, Skippy,
you no looking yourself.
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Well, look like you
got one of those dead
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mongoose on your hair,
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and a face that looks like
you're crapping an everlasting
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deuce, deuces, a thousand
geese for Easter.
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Mongoose?
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- If your mug is
able to get trim,
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and hell, look at me, I'm
a fucking lumpy abortion,
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but look at this sexual
creature to my left.
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Bitch could melt the
black off Wesley Snipes.
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- Point is...
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We're a couple of
goblins compared to Joey.
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I bet we could get his
dick wet, faster than a
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dude on bath salts can
rip a hobo's face off,
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and eat it.
- that's fast, alright.
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So who do we have coming
to this orgy of pain,
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and pleasure indivisible.
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- Well the usual
suspects really.
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The Boner Squad if you will.
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- Please tell me, minty
Dave isn't coming.
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That guy smells like dead mule.
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- No minty Dave, besides
I heard he choked himself
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with his own ball sack,
and he's laying dead
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somewhere in Canada.
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Oh, and speaking of Canada,
make sure we're stocked
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with plenty of Toblerone, my
favorite chocolatey treat.
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- Ugh.
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Leo, I don't know how many
times have to tell you this,
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but Toblerone is actually
from Switzerland.
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- Yeah, you do keep
saying that, don't ya,
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and I keep telling
you, you're a moron,
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there's no such place as a
place called Switzerland.
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- Yeah, sounds like a
place a first class dipshit
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would invent.
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So anyway, I was
listening to the new
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Handrelease Summer album,
when all of a sudden
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my dick starts
dancing to the tune.
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Come to find out my freaking
dong has great taste
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in music.
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- Crystal, rally the troops,
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assemble the avengers, let's
get this hootenanny a started.
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- Woo, the pussy brigade has
cometh from the vaginal peaches
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of Babealon.
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- Nice.
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- Oh man,
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Mudhoney's here, you
know what that means.
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25
cents motorboats.
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- Hey guys.
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- You didn't tell me
Jennifer was gonna be here.
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- Hell yeah, kid.
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You never know...
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She just might just be
the pussy, your manly wang
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conquers this weekend.
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That's the point of
the trip, remember?
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Seems like only yesterday,
I was titfeeding you.
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And now, now you're about
to bury your fleshtrunk
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into the swollen, and
juicy, caves of some tramp.
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Life is good.
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Party!
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- I will never betray you, dude.
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Bruceski's, alright, yeah.
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- Hey.
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- Hey, can you hold
this for a minute.
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Awkward for sure.
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* I step out of the car,
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* We've driven so
far into Bayertown, *
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* And take a look around.
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* In Bayertown so fun, as
I head out into the sun, *
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* And I sing this song,
what could go wrong. *
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* This is something new.
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* The way I feel for you.
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* I didn't stop you then,
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* Well I hope it's
not too late. *
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* Do you feel the same way,
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* Like I feel for you?
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* Don't you say I'm sorry,
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* You're not something new.
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- Welcome to Xanadu,
you lucky lucky people.
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Are you ready to have
the most atrocious,
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and psycho-sexual
nightmares of your life?
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- Leave your bullshit stupid
meaningless selves at the door,
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for once you cross these gates,
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you'll become
fucking party gods.
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- And I'm totally ready to
be milked, oh yeah!
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- Yeah, she fucking is.
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Now who's ready for some donuts.
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We are!
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- It's raining men--
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oh, there's my
dogshit, I forgot that.
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Good stuff.
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What in the huh?
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Donuts?
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A party?
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At this hour, and in
this day, and age?
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Well, I like a
party, look at me.
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I say, I sashay up there,
and enjoy what is sure to be
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a splendid throwdown.
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I better put on my face.
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And pull up my nipples, and
blend in with the sexies.
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Woo, woo, woo.
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Yum.
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- I guess the real
reason we're all here,
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Joey.
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Our good friend, Joey
Jeremiah, has never been boned.
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= Aw.
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- Oh, you guys.
- Yes, I know,
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it is a tragedy,
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but we're gonna change all that,
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because one of you lucky
ladies is going to be
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speared by your...
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Hopefully large pigsticker.
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What the fuck was
that guy's deal,
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"Rock me, Amadeus".
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Looked like something that fell
out of Boy George's asshole.
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- This is your "get laid" party.
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- Speech!
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- Yeah, Joey!, Speech!
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Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
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Bush, bush,
bush, bush, bush, bush!
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- Okay, listen guys,
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I means so much to
me that you're all
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behind this amazing weekend.
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I've dreamt about having sex
since I was a little lad,
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when my true passion is
becoming the president of
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show business, and
directing such classics as
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swamp sex robots, and
Trans AM with a nail-gun.
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I think being with one
of you fine foxy ladies
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is right up there.
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So again, thank you all,
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and I hope to be able
to give one of you
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a true, and honor-bound,
experience straight
from the bottom
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of my pouch.
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- Woo, woo.
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I love getting stuffed
in my clam flaps.
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I will gladly give
you my peach good man,
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to do with what you will.
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Hey, where do you guys
keep the toilet brush?
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Get the fuck out of
my fucking house,
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you fucking piece of shit.
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- I'm Marmalade,
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you guys know me.
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I just laid an egg.
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- Get the fuck out of my
bungalow, you shitfuck, bitch!
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- Okay, whatever.
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You don't know me, I hate you!
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I would've given you the world,
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and this is how you treat me.
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- Let's piss on this
bitch like Chuck Berry.
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- Whoa, don't piss on her,
she'll probably enjoy it
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plus she might multiply.
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Now, keep her away
from your chicken.
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- Enough, it is clear to
me that you hipsters are
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far too uncouth to razzmatazz
with the likes of me.
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Forget it!
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I'm bailing.
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But you remember this, you're
all forever cursed for the way
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you treated me.
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So you take the curse.
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You take the curse, and fuck it.
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I'm taking a dump in the forest
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without the thoughts of you.
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- Good riddance.
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- That thing gave me chills.
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Look, my nipples.
- I noticed.
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- Frozen in fear.
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- Those nipples are
fucking scared, alright.
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- Well now that we
discarded the human garbage,
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let's get you all a room.
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We'll get some food
in your tummies,
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cause tonight, we're gonna
tell some ghost stories.
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- What the--
252
00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:17,233
some hairy dude is
taking shit in my house,
253
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,100
without my permission.
254
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,667
Hey, undesirable, stop
pooping in my house.
255
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,067
Wait a tick,
256
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,167
that ain't no hairy dude,
257
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:36,167
that's the Loch Ness monster.
258
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,433
Well, what would he be doing
taking a dump in my house,
259
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:42,400
in this part of the Milky Way?
260
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,100
Hey, you got any toilet paper?
261
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,800
- Shut up!
262
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,967
Don't bother me!
263
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:51,367
Can't you see I'm taking a shit?
264
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,567
I didn't know the Loch
Ness monster could talk.
265
00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:00,867
Hey, why you in my home?
266
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:04,700
- It's not your home, this is
the woods, you fucking nutbar,
267
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,533
and I'm loosening my
bowels in the magic of this
268
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,767
earthy foliage.
269
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,333
- No need to be rude.
270
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,167
Hey, you wanna hang out later,
271
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,433
and scrounge for
food on the beach?
272
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:22,700
- I do not have time yo hang
out with the likes of you.
273
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,100
I was itching to
rape, and murder,
274
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,267
and you will most
likely be my next victim
275
00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:30,200
after I finish with
this exquisite poopage.
276
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,300
- I don't want you to
rape, and murder, me guy,
277
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,900
what's that all about?
278
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,400
I thought we were
dumping buddies.
279
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,133
- Well, admittedly I would
rather not kill, and rape,
280
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,667
you either, but it's in
my blood, it's my nature.
281
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,233
I am Stink Fist the Sexsquatch.
282
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,433
It's kind of my thing.
283
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,967
- Well, cram-apples,
and squid-nuts,
284
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,100
I don't want to
be killed by you.
285
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,567
I've had my dream-death
planned out for decades,
286
00:16:56,567 --> 00:17:00,967
and it was not by the hands
of the Loch Ness monster.
287
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:15,367
- And how would you like
to die, coagulate one?
288
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,433
- I want to be
stabbed in my eyes
289
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,667
by my own feet.
290
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:21,700
- Erotic.
291
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,467
- Say, I have an idea big guy.
292
00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:30,400
Say you don't rape and
kill me, and I'll show you
293
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,867
pleasures beyond
your wildest creams.
294
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,800
- I'm listening.
295
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,667
- I know a place, where
you can get the ripest,
296
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,833
most succulent butt-holes
in the whole area.
297
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,367
- Do tell.
298
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,567
- I know of a place where
you can get not just manly
299
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,300
butt-holes, but
womenly ones too.
300
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:55,233
Just imagine the carnal
pleasures that could take place,
301
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:58,600
just take my hands,
and all can be yours.
302
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,233
- I'm falling in love
with the cun of your gin,
303
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:04,300
grotesque one, I think this
is the start of a weird
304
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,667
fucking relationship.
- Excellent,
305
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:10,133
now holdfast, because it's
about to be the end of
306
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,067
my fecal adventure.
307
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,500
Oh god, it's coming!
308
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,067
It' huge!
309
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,133
- Hold, damn you!
310
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,633
Hold!
311
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,167
- Hey Joey,
312
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,867
why aren't you out there
shaking your dingaling around
313
00:18:48,867 --> 00:18:50,300
all over the place?
314
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,367
Everyone needs a good
dongshake at a party.
315
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,833
- I'm just writing
down some ideas I have.
316
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,567
- Don't tell me, you're
gonna be one of those
317
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,933
no fun Jimmy VanBrunt
types, mope around
318
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,467
at your own sex party.
- No way,
319
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:03,200
I will be sexing around
this place plenty, you wait.
320
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,600
I'll be with one of
these chicks in no time,
321
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,600
but when a good idea hits,
322
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,100
I just have to write
it down ASAP, you know.
323
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,600
- You wanna be a
filmmaker, right?
324
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,933
- Sorta.
325
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,133
I wanna be president
of show business.
326
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:18,867
I wanna bring back the magic
of B movies, and shlock.
327
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:23,167
I wanna produce
films for Scorcese,
Spielberg, and Stallone,
328
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,633
you know.
329
00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:27,267
I mean why can't we have
big budget versions of stuff
330
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,433
like Sorority Babes
in the Slimebowlorama?
331
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,633
Why can't Meryl Streep
be in Rabid Grannies?
332
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:34,500
- And you truly believe
this can happen?
333
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:39,100
- I have to believe, it's
all I have, it's my passion.
334
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,933
- Well, I admire your balls.
335
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:43,433
You go after something that
will never come to pass,
336
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,100
yet you push forward.
337
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,567
You need to take those
skills, and get your dick wet.
338
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,500
I love that all you guys threw
a party for me to get boned,
339
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,667
and what-not, but I kinda
don't wanna be with anybody,
340
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,533
unless it's
meaningful, you know.
341
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:02,433
Unless I wanna continue
a relationship with 'em.
342
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:05,533
- Sort of.
343
00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,900
I just don't wanna lay,
and leave, you know,
344
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,667
it seems cheap.
- I'm liking you more and more
345
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,600
Joey Jeremiah,
346
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,300
however, don't let the rest of
these guys hear you say that,
347
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,467
they may riot.
348
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,033
Well.
349
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,100
I'm gonna shake my tits
and ass around a little,
350
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,700
so if you're interested
in a show, you know,
351
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:28,300
help inspire you a little
more, feel free to ogle away.
352
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,400
- What a woman!
353
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:37,667
- Hey laidboy, why you got you
head buried in the notebook?
354
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:38,933
- Yeah, do you not
see all the boobs,
355
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,667
and bush running
around this place.
356
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,333
I mean it's like all
you can eat clam buffet.
357
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,133
- Come on, indulge.
- Okay,
358
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,000
left me hanging a little bit.
359
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
- Ill be there in a minute
guys, I'm just finishing up
360
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,600
a great movie idea about
a bunch of space turds
361
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,533
that invade a New York suburb.
362
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,800
I think I can get
someone like Woody Allen,
363
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,267
or Roman Polanski to direct it.
364
00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:01,433
Boom!
365
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:02,867
- Yeah, you keep dreaming, man,
366
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:06,200
and me and Lucas here,
we'll keep creamin'.
367
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,733
Look out pussy here we come.
368
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:12,167
- Here comes your
total domination.
369
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,233
- I love you man.
370
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:14,367
Shaka Zulu, Bro.
371
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,100
Let's get outta here.
372
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,900
Okay, so...
373
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:26,067
Quizar Helix is like this outer
space bounty hunter, right?
374
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:26,967
Yeah, yeah.
375
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,067
- So, this shindig is
going pretty good so far,
376
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:35,800
except look at this bogus
crap face over here, right?
377
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,333
What's that all about?
378
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,867
- He's the smartest
friend we have, Skippy.
379
00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:42,633
The man needs his brain
time to refuel his chi.
380
00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:45,233
You know, just like how we
have to double tag Crystal
381
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,333
every night just to
regain our sanity
382
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,733
in this world of
despair, and hate.
383
00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:52,467
- Of course, I understand.
384
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:54,667
I will never betray you.
385
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,133
- Thank you, Skippy.
386
00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:58,833
Well, Joey over there,
he's got to do the reading,
387
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,933
and the writing, and
the edumacating himself,
388
00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:04,067
just to revitalize
his life force.
389
00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:08,067
He's a modern man in a
modern world, my friend.
390
00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:09,700
- Whatever.
391
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,067
Hope he jizzes on one
of those loopy dykes,
392
00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:15,067
before he bores
himself to death.
393
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,767
How long do you
think it's gonna take
394
00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:18,867
before he buries
his tool anyway?
395
00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:20,500
- I don't know Skippy,
396
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,533
but whenever he does,
we have to be there,
397
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,967
we have to.
398
00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:26,967
The world depends on it.
399
00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:30,100
- So, which one of you
ladies plans on stealing
400
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,767
Joey's sweet cream.
401
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,733
- Not that my son isn't
a nice piece of ass,
402
00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:35,500
but count me out.
403
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,600
I'm a wacky ass bitch,
but I'm not that wacky.
404
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,100
How about you Crystal?
405
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:46,100
You've been up and down 50,
60 times on flesh muscles.
406
00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:48,733
Your squishkisser not
good enough for my son's
407
00:22:48,733 --> 00:22:49,900
dongenstein.
408
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,900
- I belong to Skippy, and Leo,
409
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:55,767
besides I have enough
cockwoks to satisfy my hunger.
410
00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:58,067
What about you girls?
411
00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,633
Nobody wants to do this?
412
00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:01,900
Come on, Joey's our friend,
and friends help friends
413
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:04,067
get laid.
- Yeah.
414
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,367
- Oh, he's big.
415
00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:09,567
Remember girls, I
have seen this kid
416
00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:11,367
every which way, but fucked,
417
00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,700
and he is packing some heat.
418
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:18,633
It runs in my family,
grandma was hung too.
419
00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:21,467
- So we talking like
Peter North big,
420
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:24,333
or like Lexington Steele big.
421
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:26,833
- More like Warwick Davis big.
422
00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:30,233
- So he's got a
humongulous in his pants?
423
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:31,967
- That's my boy.
424
00:23:31,967 --> 00:23:36,200
Hey Jennifer, maybe you can
plan on taking my kid's V-card
425
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,967
this weekend, hey.
426
00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:39,133
- Yeah, maybe.
427
00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:42,933
- I happen to have it
on pretty good authority
428
00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:45,933
that he's got a
little crush on you.
429
00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:49,833
- Yeah, he loves the
way your tits bounce
430
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:52,367
when you move, and he
talks about your moves,
431
00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:54,300
making love in the
wind, or some shit.
432
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,500
I don't know it's in his
journal, or something.
433
00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,967
- He likes my tits, and
sensual wind sexing moves,
434
00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:02,800
I had no idea.
435
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,367
- I think we just found the
right girl for the job then.
436
00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:11,600
- Jennifer's gonna fuck Joey.
Jennifer's gonna fuck Joey.
437
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,200
- Let's make a plan of attack.
438
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,100
Tomorrow night, you're
gonna be tasting
439
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,667
my son's dick juices.
440
00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:27,200
- Alright, so these guys,
they're talking right,
441
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,733
they're like, I don't
know, what's going on.
442
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,633
He's like just listen
up clos, alright.
443
00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:32,267
So they got these two baskets,
444
00:24:32,267 --> 00:24:33,467
one of em got Buffalo wings ,
445
00:24:33,467 --> 00:24:35,067
and one of them's
got bat wings, right.
446
00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:37,167
And they're sitting there,
and they're chatting it up,
447
00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:38,467
right, and they're chatting--
448
00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:39,500
he knows what I'm talking about,
449
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,067
he was there when it happened.
450
00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:44,833
The guy's loving it,
451
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,800
has a headband on,
he's strapping along,
452
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,067
walking to the beat of the
music, you know what I'm saying.
453
00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:50,633
So then I was like,
where did it go,
454
00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:52,333
and she's like, I don't know.
455
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,967
So as you could see it really
was the Buffalo wings' fault,
456
00:24:56,967 --> 00:24:58,433
the whole time.
457
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:05,367
You know what they
call wings in Buffalo?
458
00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:06,200
Wings.
459
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:09,133
Buffalo wings...
460
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,733
Makes my hole burn.
461
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,067
I'm talking about
dumbshit over here.
462
00:25:14,067 --> 00:25:15,500
- Hey, have you
heard the tale about
463
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,833
the red-headed lesbian
roller girl, who was stopped,
464
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:21,067
and almost killed by a man,
who looked, and sounded like
465
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:21,900
Satan.
466
00:25:23,267 --> 00:25:26,233
- Ew, that story is fucking
creepy, don't tell it.
467
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:29,067
Besides, it's an old
wives tale, any way.
468
00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:31,067
- Yeah, that sounds
pretty intriguing,
469
00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:32,533
but if you don't
wanna hear that one,
470
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:35,600
I have one about the KKK,
they adopted a highway
471
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,400
behind my mom's house.
- Man,
472
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,567
nobody wants to hear about a
bunch of sheet wearing racists
473
00:25:39,567 --> 00:25:42,267
picking up trash on the
road by your mom's house,
474
00:25:42,267 --> 00:25:45,533
unless it ends in an
African American zombie gang
475
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,800
getting revenge on the
Klan in a savin-like
476
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,067
swath of glory.
477
00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:51,533
- But they adopted
a highway man,
478
00:25:51,533 --> 00:25:52,900
don't you get it?
479
00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:54,167
I mean...
480
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,967
Don't you see how
fucked up that is?
481
00:25:56,967 --> 00:26:00,233
Life is weird, I
gotta go take a piss.
482
00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:03,100
Anybody want me to
bring back some brews?
483
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,367
- I'll take a ginny-like
cream ale fuckface.
484
00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:08,833
That stuff's freaking tasty.
485
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,833
- That is so you Skippy.
486
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,500
- No, no, no, no.
487
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,967
It's like drinking nectar
straight from Mother Mary's
488
00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,633
seminiferous tubules
489
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,433
- Okay.
490
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,200
Back to the ghost stories.
491
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,133
What about the curly killer?
492
00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:27,967
- Lame.
493
00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:30,200
Hey Leo, what about you?
494
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,133
You've lived a pretty
messed up life.
495
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,300
Do you have any spooky
stories to creep us out with
496
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,333
before we go to bed?
497
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,467
- Yeah baby, tell
them about the lake.
498
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,367
Dude?
499
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,300
Wait, don't hold out on me,
man, what about the lake, dude?
500
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:48,433
It's me, Lance, dude,
don't hold out on me.
501
00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:52,100
- You guys think you
can handle such horror?
502
00:26:52,967 --> 00:26:54,733
Yeah.
503
00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:56,733
- Well, hold on to
your crotch meat,
504
00:26:56,733 --> 00:27:00,267
cause this fright
time story is real.
505
00:27:00,267 --> 00:27:02,133
- Well, I don't know about that.
506
00:27:02,133 --> 00:27:04,967
Seems a little over
the top to be real,
507
00:27:04,967 --> 00:27:07,167
but it's a pretty
good creepy story.
508
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,100
- Hey, bitch, you better
curb your skeptic brain,
509
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:13,133
or I'll strike across your neck.
510
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,967
- Oo, witch lips.
511
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:18,167
You know
me too well, ladygirl.
512
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,667
Well enough, threatening
domestic violence,
513
00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:22,533
I mean Skippy fuckbuddy her,
514
00:27:22,533 --> 00:27:24,900
and let me tell you of
the frightening tale
515
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:27,467
of a terror at Blood Fart Lake.
516
00:27:28,633 --> 00:27:30,767
- Wait, isn't this that
story about where that
517
00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:33,700
Jimmy van Brunt
expression came from,
518
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,733
and how do you know it's true?
519
00:27:35,733 --> 00:27:38,467
- Because my lovely
popgel, crackgeek,
520
00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:40,200
I lived it.
521
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,500
- No you didn't.
522
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,433
oh yeah, you just go
ahead and oo and ah,
523
00:27:43,433 --> 00:27:46,067
but I survived that
motherfucker twice.
524
00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:48,467
So Blood Fart Lake is cursed,
525
00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,533
there was little
old Jimmy VanBrunt,
526
00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:51,700
he was a little retard,
527
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,200
a local handicrap.
528
00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:56,533
And all the kids use to
pick on him all the time,
529
00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,200
his dad was a drunk.
530
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,900
- Oo man, I shouldn't
have had all those beers.
531
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,833
I am
pissing in the woods,
532
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:07,200
and it's so damn crazy.
533
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,233
Oo man, what I wanna do
to piss all over Crystal's
534
00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:12,400
big fucking jugs.
535
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,700
"Oh, hey Crystal."
536
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,600
"Oh, how about I pour
some of my glistening
537
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,567
yellow do all over those
huge mountains of yours?"
538
00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:19,400
"yeah."
539
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,267
I am so awesome.
540
00:28:28,467 --> 00:28:30,200
What the fuck?
541
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,967
- Can't beat the electrolytes,
542
00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:36,733
and the heady, thick aroma of
sulfur permeates my senses!
543
00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:41,833
- Hey you crunchy wayward
transient stop wasting my piss,
544
00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:43,900
who do you think you are?
545
00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:48,133
- Why, I'm Stink
Fist's best friend.
546
00:28:52,933 --> 00:28:54,767
- I am Stink Fist.
547
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,300
- Holy Manos!
548
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,300
A Sasquatch!
549
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:01,500
- No, I'm a Sexsquatch.
550
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,900
And would you mind terribly
if I used your body
551
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,400
masturbate with?
552
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,600
- Sure.
553
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,433
Wait!
554
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,833
- Fuck my life!
555
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,833
- I feel young again.
556
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:43,100
- I was gonna say you look
at least ten minutes younger
557
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,967
than the last time I saw ya.
558
00:29:45,967 --> 00:29:47,667
Can you save some
butthole for me?
559
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:50,667
- Fuck you, this
butthole is for me!
560
00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:05,233
- Oh my gerf!
561
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,533
Holy jockstrap!
562
00:30:10,467 --> 00:30:11,300
Am I dead?
563
00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:13,800
Is this hell?
564
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,333
- Did somebody catch the
number of the semen truck
565
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,467
that hit me last night?
566
00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:22,600
- Think I had this dream...
567
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,867
About two naked
Pygmy chicks hanging
568
00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:27,033
all over my springy frame.
569
00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:30,067
They were singing
lyrics from the band,
570
00:30:30,067 --> 00:30:32,567
Yes' Topographic Oceans album.
571
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,267
Think I crushed one of em
with my stringy thighs.
572
00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:39,700
Hey, you guys seen my donuts?
573
00:30:41,167 --> 00:30:44,467
- Yeah, that's right lady,
really push out your chest.
574
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,500
Take a deep breath, and really
575
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,233
feel the wind on your nipples.
576
00:30:55,067 --> 00:30:57,100
What the--
577
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:57,967
did we--
578
00:30:57,967 --> 00:30:59,200
I mean did we--
579
00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:02,067
No blood, thank God.
580
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,300
- You do know I'm
not a virgin, right?
581
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,067
There would be no
blood on your dick
582
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,433
if we had sex, Joey, dirty boy.
583
00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:12,767
- Jen, I mean I
knew that, I mean,
584
00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:16,467
sorry for spooning
you all night, but--
585
00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:18,167
- No, it's okay, I liked it,
586
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,067
but you know, I think
you were having some
587
00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:22,767
really fucked up dreams
last night about something,
588
00:31:22,767 --> 00:31:24,500
cause your wiener was
poking me all night,
589
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,067
and you were saying
something about
590
00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:29,733
Thor had sex with my
girlfriend, I don't know.
591
00:31:29,733 --> 00:31:31,400
- You must think
I'm some kinda like
592
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,900
Jimmy VanBrunt...
593
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,433
Oh my God.
594
00:31:50,133 --> 00:31:52,133
- You guys were
insane last night,
595
00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:54,167
put on quite a show.
596
00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:57,900
I don't think I've
ever seen so much come.
597
00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:00,700
Speaking of come, where
the fuck is Lucas?
598
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,967
- Now that my brain
has realigned with my
599
00:32:02,967 --> 00:32:06,833
ocular modules, I can see that
Lucas is nowhere to be found.
600
00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:09,067
Come to sniff a bit...
601
00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:12,867
I don't remember seeing
him at all last night.
602
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:19,433
- Yeah, he was going off
to take a piss, and...
603
00:32:19,433 --> 00:32:21,067
That's right...
604
00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:22,800
I wondered why I
wasn't sucking down a
605
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,100
Jenny Light cream ale.
606
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,500
Fucking fartface.
607
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,600
The nerve of some people.
608
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,067
Hey guys, check this shit out.
609
00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:41,667
You seeing this shit?
610
00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:44,333
I'm like van Damme over here.
611
00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:47,333
I learned this in
my dream last night
612
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,067
from some scumbag named Gun Shi.
613
00:32:51,133 --> 00:32:53,600
- Ugh, I can hardly
move my face.
614
00:32:54,633 --> 00:32:56,267
Hey guys...
615
00:32:56,267 --> 00:32:58,867
Joey, Jen, have you
guys seen Lucas?
616
00:32:58,867 --> 00:33:00,700
- Not at all, I mean,
617
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,567
have you guys seen my mom?
618
00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:06,667
- Hey guys, I made
toaster pastries,
619
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:10,233
and other various
sugary breakfast things.
620
00:33:14,067 --> 00:33:16,600
- Hey mom, is
Lucas in the house?
621
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,100
- No, unless he's taking a shit.
622
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:22,833
In fact, I haven't seen
him since last night.
623
00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:25,733
- Well, that's when
we all last saw him,
624
00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:27,067
something...
625
00:33:27,067 --> 00:33:29,700
Something's not right.
- Oh come down, hun,
626
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:31,433
I'm sure he's fine.
627
00:33:31,433 --> 00:33:33,633
He was drunk as we all were,
628
00:33:33,633 --> 00:33:35,867
he' probably in the woods
lying in a puddle of
629
00:33:35,867 --> 00:33:37,067
his own piss and vomit.
630
00:33:37,067 --> 00:33:38,833
Now, who wants food?
631
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:42,267
- Joey, we can go check in the
woods, see if he's in there,
632
00:33:42,267 --> 00:33:43,767
I'll go with you.
- Sure,
633
00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:47,700
let's do this, Jennifer,
we've got no time to lose.
634
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:50,200
- He really needs to get laid.
635
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,600
He's such a spaz.
636
00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:55,100
- Yo, master, seen
a box of donuts
637
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:56,867
lying around here somewhere?
638
00:33:56,867 --> 00:34:00,633
- Donuts, I've got
toaster pastries, woo-hoo!
639
00:34:03,067 --> 00:34:07,467
- Someone is gonna pay dearly
for misplacing my donuts.
640
00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:11,467
I'm gonna be their judge,
jury, and executioner.
641
00:34:17,933 --> 00:34:20,067
- Lucas, hey Lucas!
642
00:34:20,067 --> 00:34:23,167
You could come out
now, it's me, Joey!
643
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,233
- Hey, calm down.
644
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,733
So while we're away
from the pack a minute,
645
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,533
what say you give
me a little smooch.
646
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,167
You wanna kiss me now.
647
00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:35,433
While one of our
friends is out there,
648
00:34:35,433 --> 00:34:36,700
and we can't find 'em?
649
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,533
I mean...
650
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,267
What if Lucas is dead?
651
00:34:39,267 --> 00:34:40,800
- You need to stop overreacting,
652
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,367
don't go crazy on me, Scotty.
653
00:34:42,367 --> 00:34:44,233
I still need your virginity.
654
00:34:44,233 --> 00:34:45,633
- I mean wha--
655
00:34:45,633 --> 00:34:47,300
What?
656
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:48,533
My virginity?
657
00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,833
- Seems pretty obvious
you like me, right?
658
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,567
- I guess my penis
poking you in the back
659
00:34:52,567 --> 00:34:54,433
all night, kinda gave that away.
660
00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:57,633
- Well that, and
your mom told me.
661
00:34:57,633 --> 00:34:59,067
- Dammit mother.
662
00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:00,733
I'm gonna give that
woman such a pinch
663
00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:02,500
right in her little--
- Kiss me, Joey!
664
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,767
Kiss me on my mouth.
665
00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:05,200
- What, wow...
666
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,300
Okay.
667
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:07,967
Aggressive, cool.
668
00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:10,167
It's kinda one of the things
I like about you, Jen.
669
00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:12,433
- You're talking again.
670
00:35:12,433 --> 00:35:13,267
Come here!
671
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:19,367
- Jennifer, Lucas!
672
00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:22,200
Oh, this is heavy duty, Doc.
673
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,400
- Oh my God!
674
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,233
Lucas!
675
00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:27,433
Lucas is dead!
676
00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:33,800
Stand back, stand back!
677
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,633
Oh my God!
678
00:35:37,367 --> 00:35:38,200
No pulse.
679
00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:40,633
Now, I ain't no
doctor or nothing,
680
00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:42,767
but look like he died
by having his insides
681
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:45,133
ripped out, and wrapped
around his neck,
682
00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:47,567
in addition, looks
like something the
size of a baseball bat
683
00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:49,567
ripped out his butthole.
684
00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,433
Don't quote me on that, though.
685
00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:55,533
- What the hell
could have done this?
686
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,633
- Looks like a
fucking mountain goat,
687
00:35:58,633 --> 00:36:02,333
or one of those velociraptor
things I keep hearing about.
688
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,300
I mean look at the wounds.
689
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:07,167
Classic raptor or goat attack.
690
00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:08,900
- Whatever it was...
691
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,900
Looks like it raped
his soul, dignity...
692
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:13,733
Ass.
693
00:36:16,733 --> 00:36:19,067
- Buffalo, blue cheese, chips.
694
00:36:19,067 --> 00:36:20,467
Lucas.
695
00:36:20,467 --> 00:36:22,967
What's going on?
- He's gone.
696
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:25,333
My buddy!
697
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,267
My brother!
698
00:36:28,567 --> 00:36:33,067
The red sun rises, blood has
been spilled on this day.
699
00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:35,300
No!
700
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,433
I will avenge you!
701
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:47,200
* Did you know that the
KKK adopted a highway, *
702
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,600
* Just a few miles away
from my mom's house. *
703
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,267
* They paid their money
and they put up a sign, *
704
00:36:53,267 --> 00:36:56,767
* I guess they dress
up in sheets and go
pick up the trash. *
705
00:36:56,767 --> 00:37:00,067
* The trash, the trash,
they pick up the trash, *
706
00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:04,067
* The trash, the trash,
they pick up the trash. *
707
00:37:04,067 --> 00:37:06,600
* They should know it
when they see it, *
708
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,867
* They get a good look
every day in the mirror. *
709
00:37:09,867 --> 00:37:14,867
* They get a good look
every day in the mirror. *
710
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:23,500
- Jesus Christie, why
have you forsaken me?
711
00:37:25,533 --> 00:37:27,900
- Well, I guess the
party is canceled.
712
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,433
- We should call the police.
713
00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:33,100
- And I was so excited
to get Joey laid too.
714
00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:36,633
- No.
715
00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:37,500
No.
716
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,733
No!
717
00:37:38,733 --> 00:37:42,367
Companions, this party
shan't be canceled.
718
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,900
But sugar balls, our
friend's been torn apart.
719
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:46,967
- No!
720
00:37:46,967 --> 00:37:48,800
- No!
721
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,133
Fuck the Police!
722
00:37:50,133 --> 00:37:51,267
Fuck crying!
723
00:37:51,267 --> 00:37:52,700
Fuck going home!
724
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,200
Fuck this movie!
725
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:58,667
We stay, and we party like
we never partied before!
726
00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,100
- Man, that's right.
727
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,567
I mean think about it.
728
00:38:02,567 --> 00:38:05,633
Lucas, we want the
party to go on.
729
00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:09,300
I mean are we gonna honor
his fucking mangled corpse,
730
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:11,533
and carry on with this party?
731
00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:14,367
I say we do it for Lucas.
732
00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:15,967
We do it for Lucas.
733
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,167
- Yeah.
734
00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:20,800
Yes.
735
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,300
We party...
736
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,867
We fucking party in
the name of Joey,
737
00:38:25,867 --> 00:38:27,367
and Lucas' wiener.
738
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,600
- My first instinct is
to scream at you all,
739
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,300
and tell you all, you
all flipping crazy,
740
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,167
but the more I think about it,
741
00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:37,333
knowing Lucas, and
the way he was,
742
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:39,133
the most logical thing to do...
743
00:38:39,133 --> 00:38:41,200
Is to stay, party,
744
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,067
and get myself totally
boned, who's with me?
745
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,833
- Holy shit, these kid are
as tenacious as they come.
746
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,133
Are you seeing this?
747
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,867
They're dancing around
their dead friend
748
00:38:56,867 --> 00:38:58,633
like a fucking puppet.
749
00:38:58,633 --> 00:39:01,700
They so deserve to
be raped and killed.
750
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:04,067
- Well, the banquet is set.
751
00:39:04,067 --> 00:39:06,133
There's so many to choose from,
752
00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:08,267
now it's just who's next,
753
00:39:08,267 --> 00:39:09,867
who you gonna pick?
754
00:39:09,867 --> 00:39:12,700
I say you go for
the ladies first.
755
00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:15,567
Then, you can cut
off a pair of those
756
00:39:15,567 --> 00:39:19,067
big old titties, and I can
sow them on onto my own chest,
757
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:22,400
and walk around like
Cloris Leachman,
758
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,967
or, you know, somebody elegant,
759
00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:25,900
fancy like.
760
00:39:27,067 --> 00:39:30,167
- You know, I'm gonna
say this out loud,
761
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,833
so you can grasp
the severity of it,
762
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:35,700
you creep me the fuck out.
763
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:39,467
Do you know, how much it takes
to freak out the Sexsquatch?
764
00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:41,200
- Thanks wendigo,
765
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,867
quick let's plan your next
attack, before the stupid
766
00:39:44,867 --> 00:39:48,133
dude over there,
starts dancing the jig.
767
00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:50,733
- You know, I'm not
even going to look.
768
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:53,933
All I want now is to
feel the wind in my eyes,
769
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:54,767
let's go.
770
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:07,167
* Happy fuck day to you,
771
00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:11,267
* Happy fuck day to you,
772
00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:16,267
* Happy fuck day dear Joey,
773
00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:20,400
* Happy fuck day to you.
774
00:40:27,067 --> 00:40:30,767
- and I even prepared a
great present for you.
775
00:40:30,767 --> 00:40:32,700
Mom.
776
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:33,900
You shouldn't have.
777
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,000
- I sure did.
778
00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:38,733
You deserve all the great
sex your heart desires,
779
00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:41,200
and to show you what
a great kid you are,
780
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,333
I'm gonna put on a
little show for you.
781
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,433
Don't sit on the cake!
782
00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:52,733
You guys went through
all this trouble,
783
00:40:52,733 --> 00:40:55,133
I mean, I don't need to
see your ass in my cake.
784
00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:57,967
- No, this is
something way cooler.
785
00:40:57,967 --> 00:41:00,467
Okay, Joey Jeremiah...
786
00:41:00,467 --> 00:41:01,333
Here we go.
787
00:41:22,167 --> 00:41:23,533
- You're--
788
00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:24,467
You're my--
789
00:41:24,467 --> 00:41:25,700
You're my--
790
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,900
Oh my God, that
was so inspiring.
791
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:32,300
I love each, and
every one of you guys.
792
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,133
Thank you.
793
00:41:34,633 --> 00:41:35,467
Thank you.
794
00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:41,067
- Ugh, smells like fucking
Long John Silver's in here.
795
00:41:41,067 --> 00:41:44,200
Somebody open a fucking window.
796
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:45,867
- So...
797
00:41:45,867 --> 00:41:47,867
Who's it gonna be kiddo?
798
00:41:50,567 --> 00:41:51,800
- Who you gonna peel.
799
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,067
Who's gonna take your seed?
800
00:41:55,233 --> 00:41:57,533
- You mean, you want
me to tell you all now.
801
00:41:57,533 --> 00:41:59,100
Yeah!
802
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:02,300
- This has taken
some good thought,
803
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:05,167
and I think all of you
ladies are really stellar,
804
00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:07,367
and watch you jiggle,
hither and thither.
805
00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:09,067
That really means a lot to me,
806
00:42:09,067 --> 00:42:11,300
that each one of you
would let me be with you,
807
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,433
but I think the one girl...
808
00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:16,400
The one girl that
takes the cake...
809
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,733
Is Jen for sure.
810
00:42:17,733 --> 00:42:18,733
- I knew it.
811
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:23,267
- We all knew it.
812
00:42:23,267 --> 00:42:25,700
Well bitch, what say you?
813
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,067
Don't leave em hanging...
814
00:42:27,067 --> 00:42:27,867
Literally.
815
00:42:29,067 --> 00:42:31,967
- You Joey, your
mom's ass is tight!
816
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,733
- Yes, Joey, it would be
an honor for me to let you
817
00:42:36,733 --> 00:42:39,300
plunder my mossy abyss.
818
00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:46,433
Sweet, this is
better than some crappy wedding
819
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:47,867
any day.
820
00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:49,900
- You guys can take
the master bedroom.
821
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,267
There's been so much come
dumped down those sheets
822
00:42:52,267 --> 00:42:55,967
little more won't
matter, right girl?
823
00:42:55,967 --> 00:42:58,467
Now go, and enjoy, each
other's sensuous frames,
824
00:42:58,467 --> 00:43:01,833
and I wanna hear at least
two screams of passion,
825
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:04,100
and it better both be from Joey.
826
00:43:05,633 --> 00:43:08,067
- Goddammit, woman,
this isn't about you,
827
00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:09,667
you selfish prick!
828
00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:11,233
This is Joey's time to shine,
829
00:43:11,233 --> 00:43:13,633
you wanna come, do it
on your own time, bitch!
830
00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:16,533
Now go make a mess of
your privates kids.
831
00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:22,633
- Ten bucks says the kid
squirts before he could take
832
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:24,833
his balls out of her asshole.
833
00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:27,667
- To be nine, and
a virgin again.
834
00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:29,967
Those were the days.
835
00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:34,500
Alright pooper scoopers, let's
not forget why we be here.
836
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,600
- Party!
837
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,367
What the fuck?
838
00:43:56,933 --> 00:43:59,133
Hey you, walking dingle-berry.
839
00:43:59,133 --> 00:44:03,067
Get the fuck off my property,
I may kick your ass again.
840
00:44:03,067 --> 00:44:05,433
- I thought we were sidekicks.
841
00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:07,633
What's with all the hostility?
842
00:44:07,633 --> 00:44:12,633
I mean I though sisters were
doing it for themselves.
843
00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:15,233
- I'm gonna throw you
to the fucking wolves.
844
00:44:15,233 --> 00:44:16,900
- Well, I've never--
845
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:24,933
- Jamona!
846
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,433
- Take her butt.
847
00:44:35,567 --> 00:44:37,200
- Ladies, and gentlemen,
848
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,333
your entertainment
for this evening,
849
00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:43,267
Stink Fist, and his amazingly
realistic puppet pal.
850
00:44:43,267 --> 00:44:45,833
- I love puppets, entertain me!
851
00:44:47,667 --> 00:44:48,967
- (mimicking a woman's
voice) Hey Stink Fist,
852
00:44:48,967 --> 00:44:51,100
what's the deal
with Doctor Pepper?
853
00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:53,733
I don't know,
Phineas James Frinkle Frackle,
854
00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:55,700
what is the deal
with Doctor Pepper?
855
00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:58,267
- (mimicking a woman's
voice) He must have P.HD,
856
00:44:58,267 --> 00:45:00,167
right chance.
857
00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:04,967
You
kill me.
858
00:45:04,967 --> 00:45:07,900
- Wow, you're good Stink Fist,
859
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:11,167
I didn't even see
her mouth move.
860
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:12,567
- I am a natural.
861
00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:18,200
- Listen Joey, you
don't have to do this
862
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,667
if you don't really want
to, if you're not ready.
863
00:45:20,667 --> 00:45:22,733
I mean, I know you wanna
honor your friends and family
864
00:45:22,733 --> 00:45:25,800
by finally busting clam,
but if you're not ready,
865
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,733
we can just talk, and chill out.
866
00:45:28,733 --> 00:45:30,800
- I feel confident
with you, Jen.
867
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,167
I mean I think we
have a real connection
868
00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:35,833
that transcends time, and space.
869
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,600
- I hate what you just said.
870
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,933
- Look, I know how you feel
about my tits, and ass,
871
00:45:42,933 --> 00:45:45,467
so do something about
it, like I said,
872
00:45:45,467 --> 00:45:47,600
use that passion for your
films, and put it all
873
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,200
over my body.
874
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,100
Make me a work of art by
taking your mighty dick,
875
00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:53,567
and using it as a pen.
876
00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:56,333
My pussy is your
canvas, mold me.
877
00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:00,067
- Lady, you are so filthy.
878
00:46:00,067 --> 00:46:02,900
- Experience my flavors.
- Oo la la.
879
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,767
Freak that bitch out, Tone.
880
00:46:08,633 --> 00:46:10,933
Oh, come on.
Oh, I got it.
881
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:21,100
- Oh man, smoke deli meat
seem to be working the best.
882
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:25,700
Look at how effortlessly they
fall betweenst her mounts.
883
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,367
- Hey, let's try
urinal target practice.
884
00:46:29,367 --> 00:46:33,700
Let's see how accurate we can
be by pissing on her tits.
885
00:46:35,067 --> 00:46:37,600
- I am 100 percent...
886
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,533
Okay with this plan.
887
00:46:39,533 --> 00:46:43,167
Crystal make that
cavern extra deep...
888
00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:46,400
I want you to be able to
drink out of that cleavage.
889
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,667
- You got it, babe.
890
00:46:47,667 --> 00:46:50,300
But I hate to admit it,
Leo has pretty good aim
891
00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:54,167
when it comes to
pissing in my cleavage.
892
00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:57,500
- Well I was all star state
champion three years running
893
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,833
at the International Cleavage
Pissing Games in Germany.
894
00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:04,867
My award hangs proudly next to
my mummified head of Hitler,
895
00:47:04,867 --> 00:47:07,633
the various buttholes that
I have scalped off people
896
00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:10,467
who fucked me over
in the last decade.
897
00:47:10,467 --> 00:47:13,367
I should show you, Muffy,
it's some interesting stuff,
898
00:47:13,367 --> 00:47:14,800
I assure ya.
899
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,367
- Oo, I'd love to see your
collection of scalped buttholes.
900
00:47:19,367 --> 00:47:22,067
- Whoa, this party is so wicked.
901
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,867
- Hey, where's that
bitch with brews?
902
00:47:26,867 --> 00:47:28,767
- Probably ran off, and
tried to lick her own
903
00:47:28,767 --> 00:47:32,733
white butt pussy, loopy
dyke, it always happens.
904
00:47:32,733 --> 00:47:35,133
You get a bitch alone
in a room by herself,
905
00:47:35,133 --> 00:47:36,633
and splat.
906
00:47:36,633 --> 00:47:37,967
Butthole cleaning.
907
00:47:37,967 --> 00:47:39,733
Ain't that the truth.
908
00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:41,100
- I'm gonna figure
out what's going on,
909
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,633
don't start the piss
tourny without me.
910
00:47:43,633 --> 00:47:46,667
- Well, hurry up, Goddammit.
911
00:47:46,667 --> 00:47:50,167
Fucking queer.
912
00:47:54,133 --> 00:47:54,967
- Hey bro.
913
00:47:56,367 --> 00:47:57,633
Oh, I miss you.
914
00:48:01,267 --> 00:48:03,067
Listen, I just wanna
say I'm really sorry
915
00:48:03,067 --> 00:48:06,833
you got your ass blown
out by a goat, and killed.
916
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:09,600
We're still having
the party though.
917
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,833
We're having the
times of our lives.
918
00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,800
Oh dag, bro, it's so hard.
919
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,867
Oh, we were a team, how
could you go and leave me
920
00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:19,433
like that?
921
00:48:19,433 --> 00:48:20,600
Who's gonna help me shave the
922
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,500
spare hairs around my dick tip.
923
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,067
Oh, Lucas, I loved you.
924
00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:30,167
Thanks.
925
00:48:30,167 --> 00:48:31,600
Don't judge me.
926
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,600
My former lover is dead.
927
00:48:35,067 --> 00:48:37,467
Take my hand,
and I will take you away
928
00:48:37,467 --> 00:48:39,133
from all this death.
929
00:48:40,067 --> 00:48:42,133
- That's a sweat line.
930
00:48:42,133 --> 00:48:43,533
Hey, wait--
931
00:48:43,533 --> 00:48:45,200
wait a minute, what?
932
00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:48,267
What the fuck are you?
933
00:48:48,267 --> 00:48:50,800
- I'm just the guy,
who's going to kill you,
934
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,933
crush your skull, and use
your brain to lubricate
935
00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:56,900
my creature dong, and
that is just the start of
936
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,133
the weird shit I'm going
to be doing to you.
937
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,733
- Yeah, well watch me do it.
938
00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:07,967
- You killed Lucas,
you son of a bitch.
939
00:49:07,967 --> 00:49:10,267
- Your dick is mine.
940
00:49:10,267 --> 00:49:11,700
Not my shades bro.
941
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:16,300
Crushing my skull.
942
00:49:22,467 --> 00:49:27,067
- Efficiently crushed now, if
only I had some breast milk.
943
00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:31,167
- Lance, I've got some nice
freshly squozen tit juice
944
00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:32,067
for you!
945
00:49:33,567 --> 00:49:34,800
Lance!
946
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,967
Big foot
947
00:49:37,967 --> 00:49:40,567
- Gimme that, you stupid bitch.
948
00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:43,600
Hello exquisite bouqet.
949
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:47,900
Delicious!
950
00:49:52,067 --> 00:49:54,100
I love it.
951
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,167
- I always feel like
somebody's watching me.
952
00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:06,600
and now to take you back to
my lair, you dummy witch.
953
00:50:19,133 --> 00:50:22,267
- So there I was, knee deep
in a pile of whale guts,
954
00:50:22,267 --> 00:50:25,400
not knowing if I
was dead or alive.
955
00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:30,633
- The world was
created, that simple.
956
00:50:30,633 --> 00:50:33,533
Oh my god.
Wow.
957
00:50:40,633 --> 00:50:43,900
Look at
these two come stains.
958
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,200
- Oh, tell us all about it.
959
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,533
Did you spill your life all
over her subpar titties?
960
00:50:53,233 --> 00:50:54,067
- Oh man.
961
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,233
Come with me, Jennifer.
962
00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:04,133
Alright, what happened?
963
00:51:04,133 --> 00:51:05,367
- Well, I don't know.
964
00:51:05,367 --> 00:51:08,100
Everything was going
great, and then...
965
00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:11,433
- I called out my mom's
name when I finished.
966
00:51:11,433 --> 00:51:14,767
- Oh man, that is fucking gross.
967
00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:16,700
What is wrong with you?
968
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:20,600
You got some marginally
acceptable chick
in bed with you,
969
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,367
you're pumping away,
and you're about to pop
970
00:51:22,367 --> 00:51:26,167
your muscular fluids,
and you yell, Muffy?
971
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,633
- Mom.
972
00:51:27,633 --> 00:51:30,200
But I said it like mother,
you know like Danzig,
973
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,633
like "Mother"
.
974
00:51:32,633 --> 00:51:33,800
So embarrassing.
975
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:37,800
- I just sort of let him finish,
976
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,533
and then rolled him off of me.
977
00:51:39,533 --> 00:51:41,100
It was really creepy.
978
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:41,933
- Wow.
979
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,200
What a brutal enigma.
980
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,800
So what now?
981
00:51:47,967 --> 00:51:49,400
Now--
982
00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:52,900
do you smell marmalade?
983
00:51:53,767 --> 00:51:55,233
What the hell?
984
00:51:55,233 --> 00:51:56,633
What?
985
00:52:00,067 --> 00:52:01,900
- Kentucky fired fuck woman,
986
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,233
how many times do
I have to tell ya
987
00:52:03,233 --> 00:52:05,933
to get off my fun
loving property.
988
00:52:05,933 --> 00:52:07,733
- Hey, back off me guy.
989
00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:08,867
I just came here to tell you,
990
00:52:08,867 --> 00:52:10,367
you're all doomed.
991
00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:13,967
Now, wasn't that swell of me?
992
00:52:13,967 --> 00:52:16,467
- What do you mean
we're all doomed?
993
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:19,333
- Look around you, haven't
you noticed your numbers
994
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:22,800
have gotten smaller, and
smaller, since you got here?
995
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,667
Where did the buddies go?
996
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,800
- Yup, they're all dead.
997
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,067
What?
998
00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:36,533
- Yup, and not just dead,
999
00:52:36,533 --> 00:52:40,067
but raped real good too,
and just regular rape,
1000
00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:43,733
but raped even the devil
wouldn't approve of.
1001
00:52:43,733 --> 00:52:45,733
- You murdering rapist fiend,
1002
00:52:45,733 --> 00:52:47,700
how dare you come
into our lives,
1003
00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:50,433
and murder, and rape
my party friends?
1004
00:52:50,433 --> 00:52:52,400
- I didn't kill anybody.
1005
00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:58,400
- Joey!
- Put your hand down, bitch.
1006
00:52:59,367 --> 00:53:00,700
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
1007
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:03,133
- Allow me to introduce myself,
1008
00:53:03,133 --> 00:53:05,300
my name is Stink Fist...
1009
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,600
The Sexsquatch, and I
come from the planet,
1010
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,600
Buttsexofprime, I've
been sent here to kill,
1011
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,367
and murder as many of you
stupid humans as possible.
1012
00:53:15,367 --> 00:53:16,300
- What!
1013
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:17,800
Who sent ya?
1014
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,100
- My overlord, he and I have
a bit of running bet going
1015
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:23,700
to see how many earthlings
we can rape, and kill,
1016
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,533
before the Sabbath.
1017
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:27,533
But that's...
1018
00:53:27,533 --> 00:53:29,133
- Tomorrow night.
1019
00:53:29,133 --> 00:53:32,067
And I think I have a pretty
good chance of winning.
1020
00:53:32,067 --> 00:53:34,967
Last night, I heard he
conquered only five.
1021
00:53:34,967 --> 00:53:37,067
- And you're up to five as well.
1022
00:53:37,067 --> 00:53:39,300
- Oo, big tits, and a brain.
1023
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:42,833
Yeah, I've killed five, but
I'm about to break that score
1024
00:53:42,833 --> 00:53:45,167
with this little dixie.
- No!
1025
00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:47,600
Wait!
1026
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,867
If you need to rape
one more, then take me.
1027
00:53:50,867 --> 00:53:53,133
I'll give up my bum willingly.
1028
00:53:53,133 --> 00:53:55,933
- Who said, I'm just going to
be stopping at just one more?
1029
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:58,167
I'm going for a record kid.
1030
00:53:58,167 --> 00:54:00,267
I'm going to be sexually
destroying all of you.
1031
00:54:00,267 --> 00:54:02,333
But I'll start
with just this one,
1032
00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:04,433
and this sixth bloody
rape will be something
1033
00:54:04,433 --> 00:54:06,567
your eyes have
never beheld before.
1034
00:54:06,567 --> 00:54:08,833
It will cause your bowels
to loosen thrice over,
1035
00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:11,667
and you dead ancestors
will feel the willies
1036
00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:13,667
after you see what
I do to this bitch.
1037
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,767
- Joey, help!
1038
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,267
- Oh, you didn't see
that coming, did ya?
1039
00:54:23,267 --> 00:54:26,400
You expected some sort of truly
nightmarish sexual atrocity,
1040
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,500
weren't ya, and you
got that shit, fuck it.
1041
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,767
- Alright, fuck fur,
I've raised my dander,
1042
00:54:32,767 --> 00:54:36,500
and now I'm gonna teach
you the meaning of pain.
1043
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:37,567
- Step to me.
1044
00:54:38,733 --> 00:54:40,967
- No retreat, no surrender.
1045
00:54:51,733 --> 00:54:53,400
- Yes baby, get him.
1046
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,833
- Unhand my ladygirl's
chest, you pile of custard.
1047
00:54:58,833 --> 00:55:02,067
Now take my knee in
your cunt crease.
1048
00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:04,767
- It hurts!
1049
00:55:07,233 --> 00:55:10,967
- Popping off, will,
chi, bitch, dick--
1050
00:55:10,967 --> 00:55:14,500
- I'll blow your soul amiss,
I'll damn you to hell.
1051
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:16,333
- I got her.
you get her.
1052
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,933
I got her.
you get her.
1053
00:55:17,933 --> 00:55:19,233
I got her.
you get her.
1054
00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:21,533
I got her.
you get her.
1055
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,500
- You're bludgeoning my cooter,
1056
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,267
I'm actually bleeding from the
1057
00:55:30,267 --> 00:55:33,067
onslaught of your
knee vengeance.
1058
00:55:33,067 --> 00:55:35,967
- Skippy, that was
utterly amazing.
1059
00:55:37,133 --> 00:55:39,600
- That's why God
made Skippy, babe.
1060
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,167
That's why God made Skippy babe
1061
00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:44,167
- Now, I'm gonna tell
you one last time,
1062
00:55:44,167 --> 00:55:47,967
get the fuck off my property,
and take that weird-as-fuck
1063
00:55:47,967 --> 00:55:51,067
Sexsquatch with ya,
or so help me Stamos,
1064
00:55:51,067 --> 00:55:52,500
I will...
1065
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:57,067
It take more than some
porny corn rap martial arts
1066
00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:59,300
to take down my super body.
1067
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:05,067
Now, prepare your assholes
for my 25 inch space holes,
1068
00:56:05,067 --> 00:56:07,233
I call it the deathamator.
1069
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,933
- Well, this is it guys.
1070
00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:12,767
Quick, let's have a three
way before he kills us.
1071
00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:14,233
- Feel the fury (singing
heavy metal style)
1072
00:56:14,233 --> 00:56:15,733
of the Sexquatch.
1073
00:56:17,167 --> 00:56:19,067
- I'll take care of him.
1074
00:56:20,067 --> 00:56:22,400
- Shabbat Shalom motherfucker.
1075
00:56:26,533 --> 00:56:29,767
- Warlock, Marmalade's
getting away.
1076
00:56:29,767 --> 00:56:31,333
- Not, on my watch.
1077
00:56:35,733 --> 00:56:37,133
- It's beautiful.
1078
00:56:42,167 --> 00:56:43,433
Thanks Warlock.
1079
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,200
Well, I don't know
about you guys,
1080
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,133
but I could go for a blow job,
1081
00:56:48,133 --> 00:56:50,133
and munch on a Toblerone,
1082
00:56:50,133 --> 00:56:52,500
and cool glass of Colostrum.
1083
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,867
- I think I can help with
all three of those things,
1084
00:56:54,867 --> 00:56:56,467
sweetie.
1085
00:56:56,467 --> 00:56:58,900
What are we going to do
about all the bodies laying
1086
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:01,433
around on the property?
1087
00:57:01,433 --> 00:57:04,467
- Let the goats unwrap
this freaking carcasses,
1088
00:57:04,467 --> 00:57:06,567
they'll be gone by dusk.
1089
00:57:06,567 --> 00:57:08,867
- I'll take care of
Jennifer's body, guys.
1090
00:57:08,867 --> 00:57:11,267
I'm thinking of
having her stuffed.
1091
00:57:12,867 --> 00:57:14,467
Having her stuffed.
1092
00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:17,800
You stuffed her earlier
with you wiener.
1093
00:57:29,467 --> 00:57:32,400
- I actually don't get it.
1094
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:33,233
Hey...
1095
00:57:35,233 --> 00:57:37,400
Warlock left me my donuts.
1096
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,133
Fartface betrayed me,
and ate my donuts.
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