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It says here there's a
supervolcano in Yellowstone
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that's gonna explode
and destroy the world.Yeah?
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So, yes, I will
have another beer.
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[knocking on door]Who's that?
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We're everybody you know.
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You know who's not gonna
knock before they come
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into your house?
Supervolcano.
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Adam.
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Alice.
[chuckles]
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[laughs]Yeah.
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Look, guys, it's
my mother-in-law
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at my door with
no warning.
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I just wanted a nice visit
with my family.
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Ah.Where's Andi?
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Uh, she's out buying new towels.
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Yeah, she asked
if I wanted to go with her,
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and now I regret saying no.
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Oh.[both laugh]
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Oh, Adam,
I love your little jokes.
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[laughs]
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I'm gonna go upstairs
and surprise the kids.Okay.
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Hey, Don.
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Hello, little man I don't know.
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[door closes]
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Where's your supervolcano
when I need it?
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The nuts are better.Oh, good, you found my brownies.
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I was saving those.
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Where's Alice?
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Upstairs unpacking.
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She's really making
herself comfortable.
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She already turned
the thermostat up to 80.
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Andi is not gonna
like this surprise.
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Well, what's the big deal?
Alice seems nice.
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Uh, she is,
but she makes Andi crazy.
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And instead of telling her mom
she makes her crazy,
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Andi puts me in the middle.
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And I have to take it,
because of one promise
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I made in a church 20 years ago.
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[car door closes]
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Andi's home.
I better go warn her outside,
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away from anything breakable.
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ANDI:
Hey, honey.
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I got the towels.
Oh, and I picked up
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Teddy's new baseball bat.Ooh.
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Let me hold that for you.
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And can I just say
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that you look beautiful
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and I will love you
until the end of time.
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What happened and how upset
am I going to be?
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Good, your mind is prepared
for something horrible.
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Your mom is here.
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What?Mm-hmm.
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But we're not ready.
I mean, I-I haven't steamed
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or cleaned or washed or prepped.
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It looks like
our regular house in there.
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Smart to get rid
of the bat, huh?
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A volcano's bad enough,
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but a supervolcanowill take your head right off.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, there she is.
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Oh, Don was just telling me
how we're all gonna die.
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Ah.
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Ah, this is such a surprise.
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You're here.
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Without calling or texting or
any of the things people do.
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[both laugh]
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Where's Dad?
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Oh, he's having a staycationwith George and Fred.
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Those are our Yorkies.
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We gave them human namesso it wouldn't be weird
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when they sitand eat at the table.
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Now, u-uh, Mom, b-before
you say anything,
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o-our house is
usually much neater.
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Oh, it looks fine.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, sure.
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Um... let's go into
the living room, huh?
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Where the couch pillowsbetter be fluffed.
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They might be.
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I never know what you mean
when you say that.
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[laughs] He knows whata fluffy pillow is, Mom.
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You can't listen to him.He's on the beer.
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♪
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Hey.
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I'm "on the beer"?
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I made $300 last year
recycling your wine bottles.
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I'm sorry. I-I knowyou didn't do anything wrong.
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It's just, you know,when my mom is here,
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I have to be perfect.
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Hey, hey. Remember when
your mom wasn't here?
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That was great, right?
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I just don't want
to disappoint her.
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You know, it's like
I'm ten years old.
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Why can't you just tell your mom
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that you don't feel likeyou can be yourself around her?
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I-I think she needs
to hear that.
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You're right.
She does need to hear that.
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Finally.
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But with one small adjustment.
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You see, I think
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that she needs
to hear it from you.
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Wha-- No.
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No. You're always putting
me in the middle.
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Yeah, yeah. You're my buffer.
[chuckles]
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My big, buff buffer.
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Yeah, but I don't like it.
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You know? We're barely over
last Thanksgiving,
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when you made me tell her
that her cranberry salad
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looked like a raccoon
that swallowed a firecracker.
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Come on. Once more for me?
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One last job.
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You know, in the movies,
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they always get killed
on that one last job.
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I-It... It'll be great.
It'll be great.
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After dinner, I'll go to bed
and you can talk to her.
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And then, when I wake up,all the bad stuff will be over.
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Just like surgery.
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Fine. I'll talk to her.
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But I'm gonna be on the beer
when I do it.
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[clears throat]Okay.
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Hey.
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Kids are all tucked in.
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Where's Andi?Uh, already in bed. Yeah.
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Somehow I got you all to myself.[chuckles]
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But, um,
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it's good, because, uh, I needto talk to you about something,
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and it's a little delicate.
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Okay. Before we getto that, I have
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to tell you something,
and it's-it's pretty personal.
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That sounds like
an anybody-but-me situation.
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Oh, but you know
that I love you like a son.
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And you've been
so wonderful to me
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from the first moment
that we met.
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Oh, I-I think you misunderstood.
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I was just trying to sleep
with your daughter.
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[laughs]
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Adam, you're so funny.
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[chuckles]
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But the thing is,
I've left Andi's father.
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What?
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Yeah. Oh, no,it's okay, it's okay.
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Oh, Frank and I have knownthis was coming for a long time.
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But last Thursday Frank sneezed
too loud and I just had it.
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Oh, Alice, I'm sorry.
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Oh, d-- no, don't be.
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I am rediscoveringwho I am.
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I mean, who knows,
I might be a vegan.
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I might be a Democrat
or I might be a lesbian.
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Wow.
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Well, it's nice to have options.
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Yeah. I do have one favor
to ask you, though.
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Yeah, sure, anything, anything.Well, uh,
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Andi's gonna need
to hear the news.
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That'll be tough.Yeah.
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Which is why I'd like herto hear it from you.
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[groans]
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That puts me in the middle.
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You're gonna do a super job.
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And I'll take the kidsto the zoo tomorrow.
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And when I get back,all the messiness will be over.
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It's just like surgery.
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[shouts]
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You scared me.
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Oh, good, good.
Your mind is prepared
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for something horrible again.
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Oh, did the talk with my mom
not go well?
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Well-- there were some
complications during surgery.
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She told me some tough news.
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Oh, my God. Did something happento the Yorkies?
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Kind of.
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Their parents split up.
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Listen, I am here for you.
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Whatever you need,
you just tell me.
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'Cause you know
I won't know on my own.
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God, my poor dad.
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Yeah, well, the good news is,
I called to check on him.
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He's doing great.
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He's gonna open
a topless car wash
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called Put 'Em on the Glass.
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Yeah, he's been talkingabout that for years.
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Oh. Well, that makes sense.
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Yeah, you don't come up with aclever name like that overnight.
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I just-- I neversaw this coming,
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but I-- althoughI don't know why I would.
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She never tells me anything.She didn't even tell me this.
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She made you do it.And I don't appreciate
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her making you tell me things.
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You should go tell her that.
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What? That puts me
in the middle again.
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Adam, 20 years ago,you made a promise to me...
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In a church. I remember.
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I should've read the fine print.
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[sighs] You know what
would solve everything?
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Is if your mom wasn't here.
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Oh, I can't kick her out now.She'll think I'm upset with her.
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You areupset with her.
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That's why she can't know.That's how we do it.
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That's ridiculous.
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But what I'm hearing is,
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if you two can talk
things out, she can go?
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Uh...I like it.
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I like it. Now that there's
a little cheese in the trap,
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I'm interested.
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[car door closes]
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Ah. Good morning.
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Hi, Mom.
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You told her already?
But I'm still here.
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The damn zoo doesn't open
till 10:00.
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Oh...
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Okay. Okay, okay, okay,
no more of this.
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I-I'm done being the middleman.
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Okay? You two need to talkto each other like grown women,
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not like a ten-year-oldand her mother.
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How are we supposedto magically be able to do that?
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I don't know. With alcohol.
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Go... go out,
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get drunk, say a bunchof things you can't take back.
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Act like a family,
for God's sakes.
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So, Frank and Alice are
calling it a day, huh?
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Phew. Talk about dropping out
of the marathon at mile 25.
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Well, it's sad
they're breaking up,
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but Frank's got a winner
with that car wash.
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I mean, it's hard to compete
with soapy hooters.
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Well, now I'm stuckin a house
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with two womenwho can't communicate.
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So I'm sending them to a bar
to see if some cocktails
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will help them
open up to each other.
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I don't need drinks
to tell the truth.
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I'll be honest
anywhere, anytime.
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You look tired. See?
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If I'm honest, you could be
a little less honest.
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Without Frank around,
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I'll bet Alice is gonna try to
take over as favorite grandma.
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I got cocky because
I was local, but now
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I got to step up my game.
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I'm hungry.
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I'm on it.
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How about ice cream
for dinner, hmm?
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Grandma Alice makes you eat
vegetables. What a dud.
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Hey, Alice.
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Hey, what's happening up here?
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Looks like you had
some work done.
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Oh, thanks, Don.
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No, since, since I'm back
in the dating game,
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I watched a video
about how to do a smoky eye.
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Been there.
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Hey, Alice, you, uh,you ready for tonight?
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Just have a real conversationwith Andi.
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Talk about whatyou're going through.
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Well, it's been emotional...
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Not to me, to Andi.
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You did itagain, there.
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[both chuckling]
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Oh, Joe's here.
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Let's see if your mother-in-lawcan still make the dogs bark.
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She's a grandmother.
256
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,981
Why can't she justbake some cookies?
257
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,723
God, Joe, look at you.
258
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,334
The older you get,the more distinguished you look.
259
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,988
Oh, that's what
they tell me.
260
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,424
[chuckles]Well, I'm glad I found you,
261
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,599
'cause I needa little help.
262
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,340
Hmm?[clears throat]
263
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,691
Zip me up, would you?Oh.
264
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,695
What the hellam I looking at?
265
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,089
What the hell am
I looking at?
266
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,831
I'm zipping it up,
not down, Bev.
267
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,920
You haven't zipped me up
since the '60s.
268
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,140
You tell me to hook it
with a back scratcher.
269
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,925
We're leaving, Joe.
270
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,797
We'll talk about thiswhen we get home.
271
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,016
I can't help it,
it's these khakis.
272
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,844
Tight in all the right places.
273
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,327
Okay. I'm ready.
274
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,720
There's my girl.
275
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,460
Okay, you got this, babe,
all right?
276
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,506
You get a little tipsy,talk things out,
277
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,203
and thenit's adios, Alice.
278
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,989
Huh? It's gonna be great.Especially that last part.
279
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,339
Okay, come on, Alice.Put your game face on.
280
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,514
We are walking.
281
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,994
Hustle.Hustle, hustle, hustle.
282
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,212
Okay.Hustle, hustle.
283
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,519
Okay. All right. Hey, hey.
284
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:20,391
Just have a real
conversation with her.
285
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,697
Okay, well, don't getyour hopes up.
286
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,698
We don't have those.
287
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,960
That's the spirit. Off you go.
288
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,963
KATE:
Dad?
289
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,965
We heard about
Nana and Pop-Pop.
290
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:29,966
Is everything okay?
291
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,533
Oh. Uh, listen,
292
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,143
I don't want you guys to worry
293
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841
because your grandparents
split up, all right?
294
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,146
Yeah,your dad's right.
295
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,322
There's a supervolcanounder Yellowstone
296
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,368
that's gonna make thisthe least of your problems.
297
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,856
[Alice and Andi chuckling]
298
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,335
There they are.ANDI:Hi.
299
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,336
How'd it go?
300
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,122
Oh. It was so beautiful.
301
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,124
Oh, I thought this might work.
302
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,822
Therapy's great,
but liquor's quicker.[Andi chuckles]
303
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:03,086
I mean, for the first time,
we could just be ourselves.
304
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,740
It's the most open
we've ever been.Yeah.
305
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,916
I think I was soclosed off before
306
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,397
because I had to be
perfect to convince myself
307
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,528
that I was happy.
308
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,965
Oh, yeah, I don't
need the details.
309
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,489
I was just looking for
thumbs up, thumbs down.
310
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,621
Ooh. And guess what.
311
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,885
Our Uber driver askedmy mom for her number.
312
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,669
Ah.[chuckles]
313
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,323
Yeah, but he seemed
like a gentleman, right?
314
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,107
He always used his turn signal.Yeah.
315
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,066
Well, good for you.
316
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,808
Ah-- and now that things
are resolved between you two,
317
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,766
you can go start
your new life.
318
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,291
And where better to do
that than not here?
319
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,815
She's notgoing anywhere.
320
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,642
Like, we've just started
to bond.
321
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,949
As-as far as I'm concerned,
she could stay here forever.
322
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,429
ALICE:Oh...Forever?
323
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,647
What...?
324
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,954
How can she stay forever
if she's leaving?
325
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,869
That doesn't make sense.
326
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,916
I'm just happythat my daughter
327
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,092
wants mearound forever.
328
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,136
Aw...
329
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,138
Thanks for making us talk, Adam.
330
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,879
You know, you did this.
331
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,622
Aw, you don't have
to rub it in.
332
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,015
[all chuckling]
333
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,279
Listen, we needto talk about
334
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,542
how long your mom's gonna bestaying with us, because
335
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,587
the answer to thatcan't be "forever."
336
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,156
Sure, baby.
337
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,506
Why don't you come chat
about it under the covers?No, no,
338
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,292
no-no-no-no,this is serious.
339
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,684
Your mom is...Blah,
340
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,599
blah, blah, take
your shirt off.What? No, wait.
341
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:25,125
Honey, honey. We have importantthings to discuss.
342
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,562
But I'm feeling
so good.
343
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,609
I am not a machine.
344
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:34,047
Okay, you can'tjust turn me on.
345
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,444
[sighs]
346
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,664
Okay, we'll talk tomorrow.Ooh!
347
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:47,408
Forever. That was
the exact word she used.
348
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,715
So, just get Andi
to ask Alice to leave.
349
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,152
I tried that.
350
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,589
But she bewitched me with sex.
351
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,025
Wives will do that.
352
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,506
That's why I don't have
a snowmobile.
353
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,029
Or a say in anything.
354
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,640
I don't know what to do.
355
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,034
My wife is happy, but I'm livingwith my mother-in-law.
356
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:08,385
It's crazy. I got lonely
Uber drivers circling my house
357
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,909
like it's the airport.
358
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,738
So, the question is,
whose happiness
359
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:17,220
is more important,
yours or Andi's?
360
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,745
Why did you ask it like that?
Are you wearing a wire?
361
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,227
I got the solution to this.
362
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,838
Does it involve a supervolcano?
363
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:30,581
No. But now I need a minute.
364
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,498
ANDI:
You know, Mom,
365
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,413
this week has
been so fun.
366
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,067
You know, we're so comfortable
around each other now,
367
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,416
we can shop for bras.
368
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,591
I mean, before this,
I don't even think
369
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,897
I could say
"bra" to you.
370
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,422
Hey, do you
like this one?
371
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,904
Uh... that's too complicated
to unhook.
372
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,689
I'm gonna be dating men in
the early stages of arthritis,
373
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,387
I want to make it easy on them.
374
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:03,440
Oh. Wow, uh, maybe you should
pick your own bra. [chuckles]
375
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,877
This is what friends do.
376
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:06,878
[both chuckle]
377
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,271
Oh, and I have to tell you,
378
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,492
I am loving this sexual freedom.
379
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,625
See, now, your dad,he wanted his wife
380
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,279
to be thisbra.
381
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,151
But I wanted to be thisbra.
382
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,022
[chuckles]
383
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,806
I mean, you know, come on,let's try some stuff, Frank.
384
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,244
Pull my haironce in a while.
385
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,856
ADAM:
Okay.
386
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,379
So, for my wife's happiness,
387
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,685
I am just going
to accept the fact
388
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,469
that my mother-in-lawlives with us.
389
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,906
I'm gonna be a better person.
I'm gonna be that guy.
390
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,257
That guy sleeps in the garage.
391
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,173
Eventually with the car running.
392
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,003
Don does paint a bleak picture.
393
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,830
But...
394
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:49,182
But nothing, I just thought he
did a nice job describing it.
395
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,491
My mom's got to go.
396
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:58,017
Oh, thank God. I was trying
to be a better person,
397
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,279
but it just doesn't
feel like me.
398
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,977
What changed your mind?
399
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,327
Well, like, I'm glad that my momand I are more open.
400
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,896
But nowit's too open.
401
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:12,031
I-I-If she leaves, maybe we canjust slow this whole thing down.
402
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,510
"If she leaves." I like
where you're going with this.
403
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,685
What do you
need from me?
404
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,209
Help meget rid of her.
405
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,037
But without making her feellike we're getting rid of her.
406
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,342
Okay. All right.
407
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,344
Using underhanded means
to get what I want.
408
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,693
Now this feels like me.
409
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:30,745
Okay, Mom. Per your request,
I made you a flirtini.
410
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:35,271
So, here's to your
sexual awakening, I guess.
411
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,622
Thanks, honey.
That's very woke of you.
412
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,102
I've been on the Internet.
413
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,103
[chuckles]
414
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,583
[knock on door]
415
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,933
[quietly]:
Hey.
416
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,587
Thanks for coming.
You ready to do this?
417
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,329
It'll be easy. I'll letthe khakis do the talking.
418
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:53,289
Oh. Hi, Joe.
419
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,596
Ah, there she is.
420
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,120
The soft spring nightcan only be enhanced
421
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,861
by a beautiful woman.
422
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,517
Alice, let's dance.
423
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,128
Since that night I zipped you,I've been dying to dip you.
424
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,089
But, Joe, you're
married to Bev.
425
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,394
And you used to bemarried to Frank.
426
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,830
We're halfway there.
427
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,443
[gasps]
428
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,533
I knew when I saw
your Old Spice on the counter,
429
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:20,621
you wereup to no good.
430
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,234
And you...you getyour hands off my man.
431
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,757
It's not what
it looks like.
432
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,804
It is if it looks like love.
433
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,720
Joe, come on, stop
it. No, Bev, Bev,
434
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,765
I didn't mean for any
of this to happen.
435
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:38,769
I-I think it's my new bra.
It unleashed something.
436
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:42,164
Touch my husband againand I'll unleash something.
437
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,252
Ma, easy, Ma, easy.
438
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,688
Get off me.
Easy.
439
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,996
Mom, may-maybe you shouldhead upstairs.
440
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,606
I don't know how longhe can hold her.
441
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,000
Honey, I don't know
if upstairs is far enough.
442
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,262
Where elsecould she go?
443
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,482
I don't know. No one
in this family's safe
444
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,831
with her kind of
445
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,180
raw sexuality around.
446
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,182
A cougar needs to hunt.
447
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,794
You know, maybe it is
time for me to leave
448
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:04,926
and start my new life.
449
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,581
W-- O-Only ifit's right for you.
450
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,018
Yeah, well, maybe I could
take a trip to Italy.
451
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:13,587
The land of olive oil
and hairy men.
452
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,154
Tell your story walking.
453
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,722
And if I see you
around here again,
454
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,420
I'll give you a smoky eye
455
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,248
without the makeup.
456
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,686
Mom.
457
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:28,036
You were terrifying.Great performance.
458
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,429
What are you talking about?
459
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,432
What? Wh-Why don't you knowwhat I'm talking about?
460
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,522
Bev, there you are. I've beenlooking all over for you.
461
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,567
I didn't get to tell her
about the plan.Ugh, no...
462
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,873
What plan?
463
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,441
Dad was just faking it
to get Alice to leave.
464
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,965
Ah? Oh!
465
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,402
I'm sorry, Joe.
466
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,623
I wish I'd known.I wouldn't have held back.
467
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,625
That washolding back?
468
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,670
Yeah. My momcan beat up your mom.
469
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,852
Bye, Mom.Bye, Alice.
470
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,202
Close the door.
471
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,161
Have fun in Italy.
472
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,032
Close the door!
473
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,733
Honey. Do you understand
what just happened?
474
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:16,084
Yeah. You closed the door
so your mom can't get back in.No.
475
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,173
No.
476
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,131
Our whole relationship
has changed.
477
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,525
I can finally be myselfaround her.
478
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,962
Of course, I'll have to get usedto her being herself around me,
479
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:27,095
but it'sa big step forward.
480
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,837
And it's allthanks to you.
481
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,317
Aw, well, I'm
happy for you.
482
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,492
Hmm.
483
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,015
Hey. You know how
we should celebrate?
484
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:37,410
Do, do, do that thing where
you unbutton my buttons.
485
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,498
[whistles]
486
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:40,717
Hmm.
487
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,416
Honey...it's been a crazy week.
488
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,591
Let's just watch TV.
489
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,554
I miss your mom.
490
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:52,903
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