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Garlic!

We are here!

Great bro!

Ooh, Vitek!

Who was robbed, eh? 6th

I'm the king of the party! Ltd!

Come on.

For you, my friend eleven

Ilyushenka,

molds for one more

your company, to us.

And what kind of a hmyr? Which one? With Larissa

This is some sort of migratory schmuck A! This... 17th

Lariska carries his second day.

Hello, Lariska!

Lariska-pipiska... What do you want?

To communicate simply

Hey, man, back off, but... Go there, talk there

Let's dance, and!?

Lariska... Go there and dance.

I want to dance with you. 26th

Bold?

Che you do not live well thirty

Che hatch on me, huh?

Did the eggs fly to you?

What!?

Opa!

What?

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink,

drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! Drink,

drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink,

drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink,

What size do you have? Let me check! No... Give up!

Come here! Garlic, your wife is standing behind.

Got up

and went home.

Svetlana Nikolaevna,

hello!

Listen to me,

children's home! I went home!

What are you doing?! You che me before

do you dishonor the boys? a? Wait, stop, stop, wait... What are you doing?!

Come here! Garlic, stand!

What are you doing?! What do I tell you? Koldyr, come here!

Where did she go?

Wait for you! Why did you come here?!

Until a friend!

Where is your

Baba's pride, eh?

Do you respect yourself, in general?

Che are you running?

I'm same

so and so will I leave you,

I told you once more.

She runs...

Dash... Below.

Here, here... And then Che write?

The objectives of the loan...

What are the goals of the money?

Ah, well, I want to buy an apartment.

Well, so write: the acquisition

real estate, housing, apartments.

So real estate, housing, apartment? Che write?

Acquisition of housing, apartments.

And as you yourself think,

Anton,

will give?

Well I do not know.

You think for a loan you'll be

give less? Are you a fool, cum?

You really think I have this loan

I'm going to give? Koldyr think you will give?

Wow!

Banks are specially insured against accident

such idiots,

like me! Let's turn around!

And if the collectors come... As they come, they will leave...

Oh, they'll take your apartment from you,

will know! Chesnokov! A!? Come quickly into the mechanic,

they are waiting for you there! Scha! Let them try.

I'm an orphanage. Such a stink up -

not rejoice.

I'm looking for my husband Teimuraz Aliyev.

For 20 years now

passed, but its all gone.

Children grew up,

left,

Chesnokov Victor Alekseevich?

Go in, sit down.

I'll stand.

Yes, do sit down, do not be afraid,

Cover the door, please.

Sit down, we have a conversation.

You're an orphanage?

About your father, you know?

Do you really know who he is?

Gundon!

And where do you know now?

Sits somewhere! Do you remember him?

I remember how my mother beat me

cut from the shovel.

I can not remember my face.

And Che doused the goat, right?

Need to identify?

I'm this

with pleasure.

He's got a tattoo here.

Skull pierced by a blade

and the snake is like this

twists.

Here he is in the city,

alive yet.

Chesnokov,

but what are you late for work today?

He was in the bank!

In the bank? Yes!

Banker...

Do not you want to go on a ride?

What for?

Well, get ready, let's go.

Take guests,

a relative was found.

Come on in...

Well, here, Alexey Yurievich

Chesnokov, he's the same

Pin.

Well, what's up in the doorway?

Come on."

A son?

Well, it's clear that he's a son.

So let's eat, let's open the mouth.

A delicious meal... Come on, come on, come on...

Well, what are you, I do not know?

Well-fed or what?

Need to eat!

We have to walk twice

in Week.

And I can say I live,

grieving...

Fool! For free.

You must wash it today or tomorrow!

Yet! I washed it all over,

Here it is, here in the chiffonier!

Yes! Pills,

so the pills, they are on the shelf.

What, how much, when,

why give - everything in the instruction is said.

You take him to your place?

Or will you live here? There is such a thing,

today he just went in, look, out of curiosity just.

Why are you looking like that?

I owe him nothing.

Well, get out of here!

Let's go.

Go, go... Stomp,

stamp! He came to meet!

Cattle!

Go sleep!

Che you lie down!

Get up, come on!

Rise, I told you!

Victor! Oh, Mom Tan,

come on without morals, okay...

Aah, you che!?

Now listen!

You, from nowhere!

I'll scoff at your daughter more

I'm not giving it!

You, swine, when she was knocked over,

I told you what!?

Victor! If you do not have anything to her, do not bother the girl!

Let the abortion do!

What did you say to me then?!

No! I shall bring up the muzhik!

What!? So it was the case?!

How much he trained,

How much did you educate yourself?

Did I tell you a lot of nurturing? None of your business!

My business!

I do not care if your wife does not sleep at night.

I do not care what debts are, yes!

I do not even have money for bread!

You bitch, from nowhere! You otsepis!

You otsepis!

You are welcome. Thank you.

Congratulations! Hello!

Hello! Do you still have money left?

Just a second.

You are denied.

Che?

In granting a loan, you are denied.

Maybe a mistake what? How refused, I do not understand...

I'm sorry, but that's right.

Well, how, so-so?

You are damned.

I told you that I will kill you!

Calm down!

Eight hundred and sixty-two rubles. Right now, a minute.

Hey! How are you?

Che? Do not check,

we must talk.

You'll excuse me,

that drove you away then,

nerves to hell.

This I made

district police to find you. Well, the truth is,

hoped that they would not.

I did not tell you the whole truth then

about the apartment.

Well, that is disinterested,

I work overtime there. This is not true,

more precisely not absolutely so.

I have an interest.

Yes, apartment. I want a daughter

with grandchildren there to infuse. Che?

Do not understand? And what is not clear?

I'm courting him.

And in case of refusal or absence

relatives, he, as a token of gratitude,

he rewrites the apartment to me.

No, I do not blame you,

such a daddy and I would not let on the threshold.

You have your own life,

their sorrow. And he let though

and... but still a person.

Care is needed.

So what?

Che?

Failure to write?

What is the refusal?

Like what?

From the apartment.

Aha.

You're the heir.

While he is alive, I will follow him.

You're not going to?

And how will die,

my daughter is here.

I agree?

Yes, do not worry,

I'm not for free.

I will pay.

How many?

200 thousand rubles

immediately.

Well,

I agree?

Hey, wait, I did not understand.

Che did not you understand?

So you will write a refusal?

Of course not.

How?

I... I'm the same...

I shit him for cleaning. Hello, Lariss!

I'm here from morning till night.

Let's go for a walk.

You just

spit on him, huh?

Come on, I'll be right there.

Spit!

Damn, my hand stiffened.

The sofa you have in general uncomfortable.

Nitsche, but I will soon have my own hut.

Over there

I'll put myself a normal tractor.

Yes, all right, where did you get the hut,

You're a beggar.

Yes, my dad was found,

and he the other day must glue the fins,

and I will get the hut

by inheritance...

And che...

Che?

Do you want to live with me weakly?

And you, Che, will you go?

And when will your daddy die?

Do I know that?

One of these days should...

Well... Absolutely bad.

We also had a grandmother, lay...

We thought - tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.

And she still one and a half year

a vegetable lived

Well, Che, do not kill him now.

And you hand it over.

To whom?

Not to whom, but where.

Where?

In a wheelchair.

And, che, it is possible?

I wrote a statement,

what care

there is no possibility.

Directory collected...

All. And they sent zayavochku

look for an almshouse,

where places are.

Not well it somehow all.

I do not understand, che is not good?

Well no...

Yes, you agree,

Th is not good?

Well, what do you want from him,

how to get rid of garbage.

Well, you're a nit,

I regretted my father, did not I?

Well, maybe you can get him,

you will take care of him.

To you your dad, probably, are great

bought, did you go fishing?

And I've seen how mother

I was hanging in a loop

For the fact that this handon threw it.

She would, bitch, rejoice that he finally abandoned her,

and she's in a loop because of this

climbed...

And then 12 years,

from call to ring,

in the orphanage...

If only someone would ask...

No.

No one fucking orange

for the New Year

not sent.

He pityed him...

You would have pity on me.

... And I

fist balls on the balls!

Has developed

in half...

What...

Well, honestly,

Well, sorry for a second, sorry... And I told him

scissors in the hare,

again with this

I'll see by now -

I'll cut all your fuck off...

So, girls, for scissors!

We drink!

I called him a week later as an eunuch.

Opa!

Oh!

And who is it that we have so early

came home?

Yes, Che you like...

Come on, butterflies,

gathered quickly

and home.

Sit.

You are my guest,

and do not listen to this shit.

What the fuck did you call it?

Shithead.

Calm down, they told you!

Shithead!

To you, on shcham to push that?

Oh my God...

Come on, go.

Now I...

Are you, are you kidding or what?

Yes, here

Voronezh region, there a thousand kilometers

only one way.

Young man,

we have one car for the whole city.

You have an address,

take and drive.

Well, you know what, if there's something for you

not satisfied, let's wait.

Wait, maybe we'll find something closer.

And how much to wait?

How do I know?

If we get lucky. A month, two, maybe three.

Okay thank you.

Che standing, then?

We take.

In a bag there belishko

and medicine

on.

And I did not open the suitcase, it's locked, I do not know...

And the keys?

Well, Che, Garlic, come on!

How to get there - call me back.

Aha.

And you, papa, let's go there,

without adventure!

Where is he going?

Disconnected...

Good luck, boys!

Come on, brother!

Do not throw up to Kineshma?

Sit down!

Thank you very much,

that you stopped, otherwise nobody wanted to stop!

It I, of course, the silly woman, has put on these

trousers! Everyone probably thinks that I'm some kind of

slut smelly. And I'm just... Well, yes, I'm just

recovered by three kilograms, of course, you

need less. And I understand all this...

Here... Oh, and one hundred with your nose?

Yes Nitsche... We passed.

Okay... Che there in Kineshma? Lord, what can there be?

Work of course. I was building there for a dairy, in an ice cream shop.

And all would, of course, nothing, only here the

guys complain that from me as a cow stinks.

Smell... Do you smell?

Well, here... Well, in general, there I myself

thighs and otela. Therefore, I barely got into these pants.

Oh... What's wrong with him?

Damage to the dorsal

the brain. Hello, are you there there?..

He does not speak. Poor...

Your father? Well, you look like...

What are you writing?

I have an eye-diamond. I immediately see such things.

Look, your chins are the same. You have such a square,

Well, with such zhopkoj and at it or him such.

And your ears are similar. And the forehead is like. Well, you see, father?

Father? Well, they are the same... Have changed the subject...

Come on.

You know what?

Smotori, Th I have?

Recently, I filled myself! Cool tattoo?

Unicorns!

Here you are a fool, then...

How painful,

how painful is it ah...

Are you a fool, do you think with your head?

She spread her tits...

Your mother. What about him?

Something crap to him...

There are medicines?

Oh, well, look!

Maybe this...

Come on...

Yes, you're a moron!

Hey,

Go get it!

Now,

as a cucumber.

And Th was with him something?

An epileptic seizure,

he wrote in his med-card: alcoholic epilepsy,

You Th did not read it or what?

Have stuck anticonvulsant and oklemalsja.

Yes!?

How are you feeling?

Nitsche, he will depart,

you are the main thing carry it

be more careful.

Hey! Hey, kid!

Hey!

Turn around home!

Yes you Th, gundon, woke up or what?

Wrong say,

not good.

Che they there you injected it, eh?

Turn around

home! Shut up!

Ale, ale, great, great, Garlic.

Listen, this guyon woke up, in short.

What, what?

Well, Pin has woken up, I do not know, I started talking.

Che doing something? Daddy, come on?

Woke up? And what does Che say? Yes, Che says, says, take me

home, turn around says. Yes, hell with him, let him want,

then he says. Take him

where he was driving. Listen, do not be stupid, Jack.

I will bring him, he is in the mind, he will say:

"I do not want anything, return me home."

He will not be left there.

Listen, and you hoped on Che, I do not understand.

Yes, I hoped for Che, I thought he already now

ends, everything, right now the horses will move. He breathed through time.

I already need this house, I need air!

Listen, Garlic, I'm at work right now, I can not bazaar for a long time.

Okay, go to the ass.

Bitch!

Turn around, I say, home,

boy.

Che, al?

Ale, Garlic, hello, do not distract?

Well, say, what?

In short, I'm here

in the furniture went.

I looked at the beds.

And then it's very cool,

very large bed!

Here the action, it costs only

four and a half thousand rubles.

Here the woman with her hog,

want to buy it...

Ale, can you hear me?

Yes, I listen, well?

Maybe I'll talk to the seller,

I will say that we take it.

Tell me.

Right?

Exactly.

Well,

equal chances?

Oh, you're nit, are not you?

Well, Th, you cling to something for life, the dick you need?

You're already half-dead.

Che you think someone needs something, right?

Yes, someone needs?

Yes, you do not need anyone,

you understand!

I'll prove it to you.

I propose a deal.

You take me to one place,

and in this place they are waiting for me.

And you feel good, it's a sin not to take it,

And me.

And then you know,

term for

fucking apartment...

Do you give the word?

Che? What's more in town

you will not return.

Let's load me.

Creep.

Lariska...

By the way, this is...

Collect the things already.

Damn, Garlic, I already gathered them for a long time.

Come on?

You buy a bed first.

Oh, you bitch, ah!

The boy!

Slow down somewhere,

It is necessary to piss.

Right now you piss, yes, prispichilo? Yes, pissing!

You will suffer! I will not tolerate,

I have long been patient!

Let's brake, tarantass your obsoy, to hell.

The boy,

Come on, take me!

I need a suitcase!

The sight of me is painfully unpresentable.

I want to primarafetitsya.

Well, return it. Scha...

Do not make a mistake, kid... Listen...

Do not call me a kid, that's enough, I'm sick of it already.

Let's get dressed.

And then I hover here

second day... I have no more business.

This is che and is? the one you need?

Come on, get out.

Hello, Nast.

Hi,

dads...

Will you invite him home?

I would feed you from the road.

There, wait in the room.

Che is not very visible,

that you are happy here.

This is generally not pleased at all

And this schla now, yes, should I come?

Clear.

And where are your pictures?

Che, there's no favorite daddy here, huh?

How long have you been here?

None of your business.

None of your business...

Does her daughter know that she has a brother?

Keep your mouth shut,

persuasion was.

In short, so,

if they refuse you... Do not give up.

I say, if they are from you

refuse,

I will not take you back.

You go to the poorhouse, you'll be there

feel the touch.

Go to the kitchen.

I'm still drinking tea?

Will I take the seeds?

Listen,

How long will we be here to crumple our boobs?

Tell me,

and you are not a relative by any chance?

Who! I?

Where did you get it from?

I do not know,

there is something in you

common.

We have nothing in common.

Nast,

and whose car is in our yard?

Hi,

Vera.

Hello.

Uh, what a smell!

Nastya, mother's soup?

I'm hungry, like an animal.

ABOUT! We have guests!

Good evening!

Well, let's get acquainted.

Sergei.

Victor.

Very nice.

So...

Faith, what's going on?

Uncle Seryozh,

Will you have a soup?

Ma'am,

will you have a soup?

Come on.

Nast,

Listen, but do you have such a charge?

Let's go look, maybe there is.

Come here.

Hey, what kind of guy is this?

Hahal Mamkin, right?

Do not call him that. He is good.

And is your father bad or something?

Look, you do not know anything..

Che I do not know?

Nitsche you do not know. Nitsche you do not know.

He threw us... I did not share something with my friends...

and ran away... And he left us.

They came here a year ago...

We searched for it... We searched through things...

Mamma was threatened...

And I'm glad,

that my mother now has

Uncle Seryozha... Yes...

She was not happy with her father...

Waited, waited...

He is in prison or on the run.

Actually, he was counting on you.

Of course...

Who else is he so need...

You, at least...

Pashka. My boyfriend. He's jealous. Go to the house!

Nastya, why do not you take the phone?

The phone was in the house.

And who is this?

So... Guests. You mean the guests?

Nast, what are you doing here right now?

Pash, stop it. Who is this, Nast?

I do not know. You mean you do not know?

Pash...

And what are you then there is a third together? Pasha!

You do not even understand shit, do you?

Pash, please, stop.

Che this stuffed there waving? Who are you?

The bride is mine...

In the sense of the bride? He jokes, calm down...

I want to marry her! You're there bazarish, freak? You do Che, eh?

Pash, Pash, he's lying... You Th Dog?

Get in the car!

Get out of here, both of you!

Take it and get out of here!

Pash, Pasha...

Well, what?

Have understood,

rubbed?

Let's go, kid.

I do not understand...

Did not you give it away, Garlic?

What's going on with you?

Yes, I'm not dick myself

I do not understand!

I'm in for a second day!

I have to go to work tomorrow...

So what about Papa?

Will you hand it over? Yes! Thank God.

Garlic. I missed...

Ale?

You, bitch!

The boy,

boy!

Hey, kid!

Hey, I told you, do not call me that, okay!

Che wanted?

Yes, I remember, my sidekick is not far from here.

Good sidekick, old.

Again twenty-five! Are you cheating or what?

Yes, you do not. Let me finish this.

You will go home. Wait for you there,

going through podi...

We with the sidekick

for life pobazarim, the past remember.

Do you know what past was?

I can imagine.

You do not know shit.

Well, what?

So what's this buddy, he then you

in the poorhouse will he take it?

Yes, without a bazaar, it does not get lost.

In the ninety-first, I remember,

freed...

You had something three, maybe four...

And here you are

I ran around in the yard

in a red shirt,

but I'm in the kitchen...

The window is open, I smoke...

And you ran

and yelling "Leha!"!

Your voice was squeaky,

girly: "Lech!

Plines me

bread with butter,

with lard

and with the Sakhal "!

My mother-in-law, I say,

Do not crack?

"Not,

will not shine."

Do not you remember, no?

There's an apartment in the closet...

the coat is black.

The money is there in the inside pocket...

Daru.

Who!

The police!

Go out one at a time

with your hands up!

What do you need?

Great, Chebur!

My dear mother,

Papa's second cousin!

Pin!

The Pole!

Chebur...

Pin,

and Th is the throne

under you?

Has it hurt?

There is a small amount.

How's life, Chebur?

How is Lenka?

Yes Lenka is normal,

sleeps.

She is pregnant with me.

Chebur,

decided to start Cheburashka?

Yes Yes Yes.

So, what's this?

Maybe you'll come?

Yes, I'll come, but the boy will go now.

Drop it here.

You've got the tea, will you?

Can.

Are you going far?

Yes.

600 km.

Far from it...

And where exactly?

Do not distract the kid.

Yes, I am this, Pin, just talk

to support.

Let's sing,

Zhigan, we do not go for a walk

And not to meet

Cheerful month in May.

Sing about that,

as a girl-boy

We conducted the stage,

hijacking

to the far edge.

All around the taiga,

round the taiga is dense.

Where do not you throw a look -

around there is one taiga.

And where are you, baby

native?

The child is an adult, oh, how I love you.

Go, boy!

Che, will you go?

There documents

in the bag, shorter.

We'll figure it out.

Farewell boy.

Great, little brother!

The window is lowered.

You brought a pin?

Well.

Come with me.

Let's go to. Let's go to.

What is your name?

Victor.

Vitek, then, was it?

And what's with your nose, Vityok?

A?

Drachun?

Are you fighting?

It happens.

SchA a bit of weather here,

I'll call you.

They are together.

What are we going to do?

Take a walk with him.

Vityok,

Well, what are you?

Horses you have a trump!

Let's go, brother.

You right now, you're on the Kaluga

Yes, taxiing out?

Will not you throw me up?

There's not far,

I'll show you. Where there is a shopping center.

Let's go brother,

Let's go, let's go!

Let's go to!

Bugs!

What's up there? Yes, the battery is dead.

Yes? Well.

Sure, not a problem,

let's push it.

A!

Eat!

Burlaki on the Wolf!

Come on!

Uh, wait!

I've seen you here in a dream.

We sit,

for cigarettes we play

in the chamber.

And your teeth are white and white, even.

"Where from", I ask.

And you say:

"With Lyokhi-Boltun I took off,

they press him "

Che for the car then this, bro?

Che for the bobik?

Some kind of Japanese, right?

Che, but does the music work? Let's turn the music on? Well, so

track, yes, it was more fun. ABOUT!

On-high! Jazz!

Nishtyak. I love music.

Hey, what kind of grandfather was there?

What grandfather?

Well, there was such a grandfather there.

And for what purpose are you interested, eh?

The thief in the law, yes?

"The thief in the law", you say?

And do you know that such a "thief-in-law", eh?

Here you say "in the law,

Yes? You do, in general,

What are you saying?

Well... Well. What do you know?

Who are you in life for yourself?

Come on,

I asked you a question schA. Who are you in your life?

A?

What are you doing less? A?

Human. Human?

Come on bro.

Why are you so tense? I was joking.

I'm also human.

We are all humans.

Come on over there, there will be a path there

to the left, well, to the forest, let's go

there you must wrap it.

Fuck?

Yes, Che wanted to shit.

Well, do not burn gasoline.

I'm a schA.

Open your brother, are you closed?

Open it, huh?

Listen, open it! Alie! Open the door!

Come here, you bastard!

Naah!

Come here, the creature.

Padla, come here, bitch.

For what?

Come on!

Come on, shoot, shoot!

Come on!

For what, ssssuka? Come here!

Come here!

Come here!

Come here, you bastard!

Come here!

Come on, bitch!

Come on, come here!

Where is he?

Where, where did you put it?

Listen, you,

fraerok,

would not you go? You tell me!

Where are they going, well?!

Speak!

Yes, I am!

Stand back, I said!

The boy!

I told you to leave!

I asked, boy!

Do not call me

me so, you!

Boy do not climb!

Sha!

Plato,

Dont touch him.

I am begging you.

Sonny or something?

Hello! Here take?

Whom?

Disabled.

Direction, documents.

Who are you?

Chesnokov

Victor.

Who are they to him?

A son.

Sign it.

And where are the things going?

Take away.

Food.

Hey, you, by the window!

I?

Yes!

Look there red

does the car cost?

Worth it.

And now?

Here, here!

She left!

You are near me

And I'm ready to be through What am I to you?

I'll believe Here is my hand for you

Do not be afraid of anything

And do not let her go. Whatever happens tomorrow

I'll be there so know I will be near

I will be near