All language subtitles for I Saw Jesus Die (1974)

I Saw Jesus Die

Jesus told me about the time
he was tempted by Satan.

One day he...
- The whole of this kingdom

and all other kingdoms of the world
can become yours.

Take part in my kingdom.
If you want to, you can share in it.

If you just join me...

It is written that you must not
tempt the Lord, your God.

Do you know I am the mother of all the
sex-tricks earthly women can perform?

Since they have all learnt it from me,

my cunt is the best
and most skilled of all.

It can also be yours
together with my kingdom.

The only thing I ask of you is,

that you give me a single orgasm.

I've always had to satisfy myself.

And I know you can give me
a wonderful experience.

Come.

Come!

Go away, Satan.

My Lord have sent me.

I will help you
and serve you, Jesus.

If you need me

I will always be near.

Stop doing that,
and follow me instead.

Then I will make you fishers of men.

When a man kills another man,
he must suffer death himself.

He who kills a cow
must re-compensate it.

A living animal for a living animal.

But if he causes another man bodily harm

there must be done to him
as he did to others.

A fracture for a fracture, an eye
for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Tell me, Lord, is it lawful
for a man to divorce his wife?

What did Moses command you?

Moses allows a husband to write
a certificate of divorce

and then you can divorce your wife.

Because of your hardness of heart
Moses wrote you this commandment.

But from the beginning of creation,
God made them male and female.

Therefore a man shall leave
his father and mother

and the two shall become like one flesh.

So remember; what therefore God has
joined together, let not man separate.

But, Lord, how then
should the master punish adultery.

And to that Jesus answered them:

"If a man commits adultery
with another female

"or with another man's wife
they shall be put to death;

"both the adulterer
and the adulteress.

"If a man lies
with his father's wife

"or just uncover
the loins of his father's wife,

"then they must both be put to death;
their blood-guiltiness is upon them."

It's wonderful.

Help! Help me!
Come!

Come here!
Everybody, my wife is deceiving me!

And he further explained them:

"If a man takes a woman
and her mother also,

"it is depravity;

"and then you shall burn
him and both females;

"since there may be
no depravity among you."

Wonderful, wonderful,
more, more.

They must be burned.

Such people...
Sinful...

A sin!
Burn them on the altar of sin!

Furthermore Jesus explained to them:

"If a man has intercourse with a female
during her monthly period

"and he exposes her loins
such that he sees her blood

"and sees the wellspring
from which it flows,

"then both of them shall be cut off
from among their people."

Don't...

Fuck her again, swine!

No! No!
Don't do it!

And lastly he told them,

that if a man takes his sister's, or
father's, or mother's daughter as wife;

or he only sees her loins

or she sees his loins,

it is a shameful thing;

and they as well shall both be
exterminated in front of their people.

Lord,
my daughter have just died.

You would make me the happiest man
on Earth if you would bless her.

Yes, of course,
we will come and bless your daughter.

Lord,
I only wanted to touch your garment.

Be of good cheer, my daughter;
your faith have saved you!

You may leave.

The girl is not dead;
she is only asleep.

He is the king of the Jews!
Amen... Hallelujah...

You truly are the Messiah.
King of the Jews.

You are the Messiah.
Hallelujah...

You truly are the Messiah:
King of the Jews!

Wonderful...

Lord, help me. My daughter
has been possessed by an evil spirit.

I cannot stand it any longer.

Master, she's from a pagan family,
that is, an infidel.

We should not help her?

Oh yes, Lord, you must help me.
I cannot manage any longer.

My daughter almost never sleeps.

Day and night this
evil spirit fumes within her body.

Let the children be fed first

for it's not nice to take the children's
bread and then toss it to the dogs.

Yes, Lord, but the little dogs under
the table eat what the children drop.

Because you have said this,
woman, go home in peace.

The evil spirit has left your daughter.

Get out!
What use is there in such wastefulness!

You could have sold this costly ointment
and then given the money to the poor.

Why do you trouble this woman?
She has only done a good deed to me.

What this woman has done to me today

shall, wherever my gospels are preached
in the whole world,

be told in memory of her.

Help me, Lord.

I'm in doubt.

I suspect my wife is unfaithful to me.

I cannot quite prove anything,

but for a very long time
she has not wanted to make love to me.

Well, only very reluctantly.

You shall take your wife
to the high-priest.

You shall also bring him an offering of
one-tenth ephah of barley flour.

The priest will submit your wife to the
test of the curse-bringing bitter water.

Woman!

If your conscience is clean
you won't offer resistance

but simply submit to the test
and stand before your Lord.

This is the water of the
holy curse-bringing bitter water.

You must drink it.

If you have been unfaithful to
your husband and you drink the water

your stomach will swell
and give you unbearable pains.

Now I ask the Lord!
And your body will provide the answer.

Your woman
has not been unfaithful to you.

You may untie her and let her dress

and you may go home together.

For these 30 silver coins
I will provide you with a clear sign

so you can apprehend Jesus.

One day a disciple asked Jesus
what would have happened

if it had not only been an unfaithful
woman but an outright whore.

And Jesus explained to him, that it was
very clearly explained in the Law.

For in the Laws it is written:
"I'll deliver you into their hands

"and they shall tear off your clothes.
They shall take your jewelry

"and let you stand naked.

"They shall gather a crowd against you.

"They shall stone you
and cut you asunder with their swords.

"They shall set you and your house afire

"and carry out the Lord's judgement
of you in the presence of other women."

Oh help me, one of you!

No...
No...

Not that!

Lord, I must show compassion
toward my neighbour,

but who is actually my neighbour?

To this question Jesus answered:
"Everyone!

"I will explain it to you.

"A woman had to travel
from Jerusalem to Jericho,

"but on the road she fell into
the hands of robbers.

"They took her clothes from her

"and they raped her
and half-way killed her.

"Then they went away
and left her lying half dead."

You go first.

Lie still!

"A priest happened to walk along
the same road

"and he heard her screams for help.

"But instead of helping her

"he did the same thing toward her
as the robbers had done.'

Oh, wonderful.

"Likewise another woman came by later.

"She also heard
the woman's plea for help.

"But when she saw how helpless

"and how utterly at her mercy
the assaulted woman was,

"she likewise abused the poor woman."

"But a third man who passed by deeply
pitied her wounds and her distress.

"He lifted her up
and gave her his animal to ride on

"and took her to the inn
in the nearest city.

"Here he also took
good care of the girl,

"paid the host and travelled on.

"But before he travelled on
he promised the host

"that all debts the girl owed the host
when she wanted to leave the inn,

"he would repay on his return."

Jesus now asked:
"Which of these three

"do you think turned out to be
the neighbour of this woman?"

"Of course, Lord,"
the disciples answered:

"he who finally showed mercy on her
and who helped her."

To this Jesus answered:

"Well, then go and do likewise"

That's that guy Jesus of Nazareth.
Fall on you knees.

Oh Lord, bless me and my wife

so the child we have just begot
will be blessed for eternity.

In the name of the Lord,
blessed be you and your family.

Bless the Lord, my soul!

Lord, my God,
you are very great.

You stretched out the heavens like a
tent. You make the clouds your chariot.

You ride upon the wings of the wind
and make the winds your messengers.

You set the earth on its foundations.
Never in all eternity shall it be moved.

The ocean covered it like a garment.
The waters stood above the mountains.

But at your rebuke they fled; frightened
away by the voice of your thunder.

You set a boundary
that they can never more pass

and so that they might not again
cover the earth.

From your lofty abode
you water the mountains.

The earth is satisfied by your clouds.
You cause the grass grow for the cattle

and herbs for the service of man; so
he may bring forth bread from the Earth

and wine which makes man's heart glad.

Lord, what should we have done
if the two hadn't been a couple?

To that Jesus answered,

that if a man is caught having
intercourse with a married woman

they must both die.
The man as well as the woman.

When a man in a city meets a virgin,
who is betrothed to another man,

and has intercourse with her,

then you must bring both of them to
the city gates and stone them to death.

The girl: because
she didn't scream for help,

and the man: because
he violated the bride of his neighbour.

But if the man meets
the betrothed girl outside the city

and forces the girl to have intercourse,
only the man should die.

But the girl you shouldn't harm.

She has not committed a sin
that should be punished by death.

And Jesus furthermore
explained to them:

"if a man married a woman

"and he comes to doubt whether
she was a virgin when he married her."

She isn't a virgin;
and she wasn't one when we married.

"If a man after having married a woman
become displeased with her

"and begin to tell shameful things about
her and spreads rumours about her

by saying this: "I married this woman,
but when I had intercourse with her

"I did not see the sign
that she was a virgin,"

then the elders shall inspect the cloth
and if they find the sign of virginity,

they shall punish the man and give him
a fine of 100 shekels of silver.

And they shall give the money
to the father of the young woman.

This woman shall verily inherit
the kingdom of God,

because she had innocently
been gravely distrusted

and has had to carry difficult burden.

Just do your work, slave; so you master
won't be displeased with you.

You may not raise your arms against any
man. The Lord has commanded that of you.

So stop doing that.

And it is by the way
the Lord's will which is happening.

My Lord,
why have you forsaken me?

Your last wish will be granted you.
State it.

By dawn all three of you
will be crucified.

Let me have a nice woman.

You will get an old whore
who suit someone you, swine!

Oh yes, little Jesus, you have to
admit that your God has forsaken you.

But I haven't left you.
You can always count on me.

I have come yet again,
and it will be the last time,

to offer you a share in
my kingdom here on Earth.

Of course, together with this one:
the best in the world.

Come.
Come, little Jesus!

Take me, and you
will have conquered death. Come!

Away from me, Satan.

Lord,
help my husband.

He is blind,
but I know you can make him see again.

Your faith have saved you,
and you can now see again.

I see!

I see!

My God have saved me!

I see!

The Lord be praised!

Thank you, dear Father.

Forgive them, Lord.
They know not what they are doing.

It has been done.

Yes, once when we were in the area near
Bethesda, when we were out walking...

Hey, wait.
Listen to me. Wait!

These two men are
servants of the Most High God,

and they proclaim to all of you
the way of salvation. Wait!

You've been running after us
for four hours while constantly yelling.

We're getting tired of it.
You should stop.

These two men are
servants of the Most High God,

and they proclaim to all of us
the way of salvation. Wait.

In the name of the Lord,
I command you: "Come out of her!"

It was good you came, my girl.

This afternoon one of the most important
men will come. You will tell his future.

But I no longer can.
- We'll earn a lot of money.

I can no longer tell the future.
The two disciples staying at the inn

drove my skills out of me today.
- They're staying at the inn, right?

These two men cause trouble in our city.

They're Jews and preach customs
which are forbidden for us to follow,

since we are Romans.

Thank you,
I know these Christian swine.

One was brought in yesterday, a woman,
but I'll get the better of them.

It's not the first time
we handle people like that.

Henchman, come in here!

...who are in heaven

hallowed be your name
- Enough! It's not helping.

your will be done,
on earth as in heaven.

Oh well, I'll break you!

Well, just bring
Tabitha the tart in here.

No, no...

Just tie her up.

Get on with it.

I don't want it...

No.

Scream if you want to.

Come on.

You might as well come over here
and take what you want.

Those boring Jews
can't handle anything anyway.

It's good.

I'm coming now.
I'm coming now...

You devil!
Let me through.

I've sent many letters to the Romans

to make them stop
their immoral way of life.

And now I've decided to go there myself.

But my letters have paved the way
for the Gospel of God.

What did you write them Paulus?

I wrote in my letter that they shouldn't
associate with immoral people.

And then I wrote:

"You must not associate with anyone
who claims to be a brother or a sister.

"Now for the matters you wrote about:

'It's good for a man
not to have relations with a woman,

'but to avoid sexual immorality, each
man should have relations with his wife,

'and each woman with her husband.

'The husband should fulfil
his marital duty to his wife

'and the wife should fulfil
her marital duty to her husband.'

Penetrate me.

Now!

Come here.

Let me get it all, right?

It's wonderful!

'The wife does not have authority
over her body;

'her husband does.

'Likewise the husband does not have
authority over his body; his wife does.

'Do not deprive each other except
perhaps by mutual consent and for a time

'so that you may
devote yourselves to prayer.

'But then come together again
so that Satan will not tempt you.'

You'll get a big one.

I love it.

Give me more.

'Therefore God gave you over in sinful
desires of your hearts to impurity.

'You degraded your bodies
with one another.

'You exchanged the truth of God
with a lie.

'You worshipped and served the created
rather than the Creator.'

Wonderful...

Let me get it all, right?

It's wonderful!

Come on.

Touch me.
Touch my breasts.

'What then? Shall we sin because
we are not under law but under grace?

'By no means!

'Don't you know that when you offer
yourselves to someone to obey as slaves,

'you are slaves to the one
whom you obey;

'either to sin or to death.'

It's your turn.

Oh, it's so wonderful.

Wonderful...

I don't want more.

Faster.
Now! I'm coming now...

'Because of this,
God gave you over to degrading passions.

'Your women exchanged
natural relations for unnatural ones.'

It's wonderful...

'Likewise the men gave up
natural relations with women

'and burned with lust
toward one another.

'So men did shameful things
with other men

'and received in themselves
the due penalty for their aberrations.'

If I spoke in the tongues of men,
well, even in the tongues of angels,

but did not have love,

then I would only be a resounding gong
or a clanging cymbal.

And if I had the gift of prophecy
and could fathom all mysteries

and if I had all faith,
so as to move mountains,

but did not have love,
then I would be nothing.

Love is patient.

Love is kind.

It does not envy.
It does not do anything indecent.

Love does not boast,
but rejoices with the truth.

Love bears all things,
believes all things,

hopes all things,
endures all things.

Love never ends.

And then there will be:
faith, hope and love.

But greatest of these is
love.