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Hum Tum Shabana (2011)-DVDRip-x264-DD5.1-Msub-DDR

I am sorry.

Hey! Wait. Wait.

Good morning, Reema. - Good morning, Seema.

I'm Reema. And I'm Seema.

You forget daily.

So the two of you exchange your names.

And there will be no confusion.

Good morning, Mr. Rishi Malhotra. - Good morning.

How come you are late today? What happened? - Because of Rishi.

I'll also make him late one day. Late Rishi Malhotra.

I'll empty an entire bottle of phenyl in his protein shake.

How cheap! - How mean?

Kriplani sisters, I am joking.

As it is, when I get this pageant account he'll die anyway.

Because of the burden of his failure.

Rishi, it's a very important day for you today.

Why? Is Kartik dead?

Come on, Rishi.

I'll make an offering of Rs.1.25 the day he dies.

At Siddhivinayak. - Just Rs1.25.

The offering will be equivalent to his market value.

Forget all this.

Listen, I know... - Today it will be decided as to who...

...gets the beauty pageant account. - Of course, I know.

Do you guys have any doubts about me?

No, pal. There is no doubting you.

Is there any other guy who is as smart...

...well behaved and well groomed.

There is no one more honest and sincere.

There is no one more hardworking...

...and intelligent than you in the entire office.

Never mind the office. Not even in the country.

And your communication skills. Awesome.

Do you know when I had joined the office...

...my dream was to get out of this 5x5 cubicle...

...and I will have a 30x30 cabin on the 20th floor.

And I'll have my personal book shelf...

...tie rack and a personal toilet too.

And I'll never have to stand alongside those peons and...

You know what I mean. - Kartik, sir.

Rishi, sir.

Wadhwa sir has called you.

Keep your fingers and toes crossed. - All the best.

Sir, you called. - My regards, sir. - Good morning, sir.

What's good about the morning?

The morning is good when you do some work.

Sir, I've got all the tickets booked.

And this time, I've got a 20% discount too.

And sir, I've cracked a very good deal with the catering unit.

They are including Italian too in the menu this time.

You love Italian, sir. - And sir, I've even got 50% discount...

...from Intercontinental for the rally.

Sir, I used my uncle's influence.

I've got a very good sponsorship...

...from the taxi service without any uncle.

Are you speaking the truth or are...

...you just trying to impress me? - Sir, I never lie.

And sir, I'm doing everything to impress you...

...because how will I get a promotion...

...if you are not impressed.

I am impressed.

Sit down. - Thank you, sir.

I need a guy who is not just responsible and talented...

...but is honest and sincere too for this account.

Absolutely right, sir.

And is not just honest and sincere, but he is also...

He is also hardworking and intelligent, sir.

Spot on. - Thank you sir.

And not just hardworking and sincere, but is...

But is not just dynamic. He is a dynamite.

Someone whose duty is to play with challenges...

...and know very well how to tackel the pressure.

I am sorry for eavesdropping, guys.

But am I right, sir?

Bang on, Mr. Ravi Agarwal.

That is why I am giving you the...

...responsibility of this pageant.

Boys, meet this young and dynamic find of mine.

Mr. Ravi Agarwal.

He is the captain of the national rugby team.

And our new vice president of Paradigm entertainment.

Congratulate him. - Yes sir.

Congratulations. - Congratulations. - Thanks.

Congrats. - I promise I'll not disappoint you, sir.

And I am not giving this responsibility only to you.

And I'm also giving two guys who are very sincere...

...intelligent, responsible, honest, hardworking and talented.

Mr. Kartik lyer. And Rishi Malhotra.

Welcome, young men, welcome to my den.

Bring the books carefully.

I've been carefully collecting these since my college days.

Just these many?

That's because they are the choicest.

You know what. I always had a dream...

...as to when I'll get out of my 3x3 small cabin...

...and get into such a magnificent sprawling 20x20...

Sir, 30x30.

You are right. 30x30.

I'll sit in such a magnificent 30x30 office...

...where I'll have my personal...

Personal book shelf, personal secretary, personal tie rack.

Yes. And my personal... - Toilet.

Exactly.

You guys understand me so well.

We'll enjoy working together.

Come on. Let me show you some latest rushes of glamour.

Come on. - Sir. - Lights off.

And now let's watch.

Hi, I am Shabana Raza.

And I'm from Mumbai.

I'm 20 years old.

My vital stats are 32-24-36.

I don't like people who tell lies unnecessarily.

The ones who use manipulation to progress in life.

So if I can find a friend in this contest...

...so I'll think I've already won.

The last song of the night

Girls, let us rock tonight.

The last song of the night.

Girls, let us rock tonight.

Find an excuse, pal.

We don't want to go home.

Don't care even if you stop breathing...

...but your legs must not stop.

Dance as if you freaking don't care, my friend.

Don't care if this night comes to an end...

...but don't stop the music.

Don't care even if the entire city is woken up...

...don't stop the music.

Don't care if this night comes to an end...

...but don't stop the music.

Live carefree. Who knows what's in store tomorrow?

Don't care if anyone stops you, keep the party going on.

Don't care if anyone stops you, keep the party going on.

Don't care even if you stop breathing...

...but your legs must not stop.

Dance as if you freaking don't care, my friend.

Don't care if this night comes to an end...

...but don't stop the music.

Don't care even if the entire city is woken up...

...don't stop the music.

Don't care if this night comes to an end...

...but don't stop the music.

Listen to the beat track. - The party is going on non-stop.

The music makes me crazy.

So make a large one, baby.

I am going to dance and moving.

Going to get it grooving.

The party is going to continue all night.

Because this night is without curfew.

I am also watching the one you are watching.

Be just a little wary of me, pal.

Hey, she will be mine in a flash.

What's that you wish for?

She'll come into my arms, darling.

Pal, forget all the grudges in your heart.

Dance as if you freaking don't care, my friend.

Don't care if this night comes to an end...

...but don't stop the music.

Don't care even if the entire city is woken up...

...don't stop the music.

Don't care if this night comes to an end...

...but don't stop the music.

Hey, Reema Seema. - Does everyone have their boarding cards? - Yes.

Good. - My seat is next to Ms. Shabana, right? - Yes. It is.

It took a lot to arrange the seat. - You double checked, right?

Yes, Rishi. Yours is the window seat.

And Shabana? - The seat right next to yours.

Your seat number is 6f and Shabana's is 6e.

No disturbance.

Oh. Ms. Ria Dixit. - Oh. Hello.

You are looking gorgeous, aren't you? - Thank you.

Have you collected the boarding pass etc?

Or do you want some help? - No. No. Don't worry.

I've upgraded myself in to business class.

You know It's too hot in economy I really can't sit there.

Oh. That reminds me.

The competition will be really tough this time.

The competition will be tough. But not for me.

For the rest.

See you. - Alright. See you.

Mr. Rishi. Kartik.

Hello, guys. - Yes sir. - Come on. You must focus on your work.

Please. - Yes sir. - Yes sir. - Alright. Thanks.

Hi. May I help you?

Excuse me. - Hey. Moron.

Here. Let me keep it.

Thank you. - It's really heavy.

If you don't mind. What's in it?

Nothing. Just some necessary things.

So that means I should also be in that bag.

In the coming days, you'll need me a lot.

Rishi Malhotra. Manager of Paradigm entertainment.

Oh. I'm Shabana Raza. Contestant.

Nice meeting you. - Same here.

Can I keep my bag now if you're done.

Oh, sorry. - No, no. Don't worry.

Please. Please. Have a seat.

Okay. - Your bag.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

I'll help you again and again.

And you'll thank me again and again.

So it's better if we become friends.

Kartik lyer.

Senior Manager. Paradigm entertainment.

Wow. I am Shabana Raza. - Of course. I know.

My God! I am so lucky.

I am sitting with the two most important...

...people of this contest.

Do you want to sit on my window seat? - It's beautiful. - Can I?

Sure. - Thank you so much

Thank you. - Come. Come.

You don't mind, right. - No. Not at all.

Hello boys. - Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sir.

Do you mind if I sit with these two?

Oh. Not at all.

You may sit on my business class seat.

Oh. Okay. Thank you.

By the way, Ravi Agarwal.

President of this organization.

And the boss of these two.

Well it was lovely meeting you. - My pleasure. - Bye.

Come on. Come on.

5... 6... 7... 8.

Be confident...

Straighten your back... enough stomach in...

Know to enough you tonight

Okay, girls. We'll change the music now.

I want to see the real choreography. Alright?

So be alert. Cell phones off. - And back into the wings.

Move. Move. - Make four copies.

And one to Wadhwa sir. One to Ravi sir. - Me and... - Kartik.

Yes ma'am. - Have the props arrived from the finale...

...of the stage measurements. - I see. They haven't.

You had told Rishi, isn't it? - Yes, Mr. Kartik.

Are we studying in a nursery? - You had told him and him.

You should've got it if Rishi hasn't. - Not a big deal.

Anyway, stay here. - I want to discuss something with you.

Reema, get me some coffee. - I am Seema. - Whatever.

Where the heck is everyone?

Where is the music?

5... 6... 7... 8.

Hi. Can you help a bit?

Look, I have practiced this pose. But I am a little confused...

...whether I should turn left or right.

Ouch. Easy. It is hurting me.

You know. I am a totally confused.

This is my first time. - So I was just wondering what I should do.

I am really nervous.

Do whatever you want.

Simple. - Next. - Oh no.

Yes. Yes.

5... 6... 7... 8.

Next...

Rishi sir... - Walk straight.

This choreographer is like Hitler.

She just needs a stick in her hands.

I'm so nervous, Rishi sir. - Don't be nervous.

I was also really nervous until a few years.

Are you also a model? - No. In the school.

When teacher would ask me to read an essay on cow.

Now I've learnt the trick.

The trick is in these beautiful eyes.

Look into my eyes.

What do you see?

Dark circles. - Not down.

In my eyes. Look into my eyes.

And pretend as if every thing in my heart...

...is reverberating in your mind like a loudspeaker.

Got it?

Exactly.

Look at the choreographer with this confidence.

Wow! Thank you, sir.

Next. - They're calling me. - Don't be nervous. Okay.

I'll be watching you from among the audience.

It's all in the eyes.

That's my girl.

Pose. Wow.

Wonderful. We'll do it one more time.

Brilliant.

Lovely, girl.

Very nice. That's great, Shabana.

I just gone to stage -Really.

I can't believe it.

She praised me.

She praised me.

You are the lucky girl.

I don't know if I am lucky or no.

At first I was so scared of her.

All the plans... - Rishi sir.

Hi. - Hi.

Sorry. I'll see you later.

Rishi sir.

I'll talk to you later. - We'll meet again. - Yes.

Oh God! Rishi sir.

I never realized that just making...

...eye contact could do wonders.

Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you.

Come on. Move.

Shabana, you were very good. Inside.

Thank you so much, Kartik sir.

Do you know? - No.

Rishi sir told me that make eye...

...contact with the choreographer.

With confidence. - I see.

Actually you know what? - What?

It worked. - Really.

Good, Rishi. Very good. - But Rishi didn't tell you this.

There will be four judges tomorrow.

With whom will you make eye contact then?

You'll fall while walking.

Eye's are two and...

Judges are four

This is real injustice.

But don't worry. - Rishi will get you justice for sure.

Right? - Give him time... I'm sure he'll come up with something.

Right, Rishi?

Ma'am, Rishi.

Oh. Rishi, where were you?

I've been looking all over for you, sweety.

Come with me to my room.

I want to discuss something very important with you.

Ma'am, I am working. I am right here.

It's very important, Rishi. Come. - Please. Please.

I am very sorry. - Shabana... And don't remain awake for too long.

Try to sleep early. - I'll talk to you later.

Come on, Rishi. - Bye.

Rishi sir is very nice.

He is so helpful. - Yes.

Otherwise what difference does it make to anyone...

...whether I lose or... - You are absolutely right.

He is very helpful.

What do you mean? - At times I wish I was like Rishi.

He is so good with girls.

Girls fall for him so easily.

I mean...

I have not fallen for him.

I... I am not talking about you.

That choreographer... inside.

I don't know what spell Rishi has cast on her.

He will help her a bit. And in return...

I mean, it's his personal matter. What do we care?

Do we?

Hello. - It's a wake up call for Ms. Shabana.

Rishi sir.

A beautiful sunrise is waiting for you outside your window.

Oh it's morning... obviously.

And some beautiful flowers outside your door.

For me?

Hold on a second.

Why did you send this, Rishi sir? - Nothing.

Just a small reward.

For trusting me.

Okay. Where are you right now, Rishi sir?

On the phone.

Close to your ear.

And very soon I will have breakfast with you.

8:30. Don't be late. Okay.

See madam's attitude.

She got compliments after one rehearsal.

And her behavior has changed.

Look. What looks she is giving!

Good morning.

Good morning, Rishi sir.

Thanks for sending the flowers.

But you need not do all this...

Before you say anything else...

...I want you to see someone. - Come.

Come.

I think this manager has got the duty of managing Shabana.

Rishi sir.

Why are you doing all this?

What do you want from me?

You think I am doing all this to gain something from you?

Yes. - Fine. I won't help you.

What's the need?

Rishi sir, you should have some understanding...

...about these things.

Shabana, you are the most talented person in this contest.

I don't want some mediocre girl to win instead of you.

If like me, you also lag behind in spite of being talented...

...I will feel very bad.

I am so sorry, Rishi sir.

I overreacted.

But you feel I am doing all this...

...so that I can expect something from you in return.

Fine. I will stay away from you.

Rishi sir. Rishi sir, please.

Rishi sir, I am so sorry.

I just overreacted.

How could you?

You see, last night Kartik sir told me...

So you trust Kartik sir more?

There are such ungrateful people in this world, aren't there?

I got him a job.

I did his work and got him a promotion.

I made him independent.

But he...

Let it be. Forget all this.

You were going to show me something, weren't you?

Mr. Raheja.

He is the main sponsor of the event.

Our main judge.

On the left side.

Rishi, Mr. Raheja is going to Delhi...

...for an urgent board meeting. - You know, don't you?

I hope you will inform.

Come on. - Yes. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

Scoundrel.

Mr. Malhotra, we should be grateful...

...that you took out time and came here. - You never have time.

Anything for you.

Thanks, sir.

What time does the show start? - Sir, in ten minutes.

Ten minutes. - My luggage was coming in another car.

If you could, you just find out that...

I will check it right away, sir. - Thanks.

Sir, meanwhile, have our special drink.

I have especially ordered it for you, sir.

Sure. - Ravinder.

Bring it. - Sir, your special drink.

Ravinder! What have you done? - Oh, my God.

I am sorry about this, sir. - I am very sorry about this.

Need some help here.

Why has my luggage still not come?

Sir, I can manage this. - Yes. Come with me.

We will manage it.

Sir. - Your suit.

It's absolutely clean.

Thank you. - And a brand new tie.

Thank you.

The show must have started, right?

No, sir. I have postponed it for five minutes.

Really? - I told you I will manage this.

Okay. I am impressed.

Come, sir.

Eight models.

Tough choice.

So, who is the favorite?

Sir, I have seen the rehearsals.

But I don't want to influence you.

What makes you think you can influence me?

You must have a favorite.

Since you are insisting so much, there is a contestant.

I think it is contestant number eight.

Confident walk.

Lovely smile.

And beautiful eyes.

Contestant number eight, right? - Yes.

Her name is Shabana Raza.

Shabana. - Raza.

I'll look for her.

Let's go.

I think Shabana is going to give a tough competition.

What? - Talk about yourself, babes.

Not with me.

Everyday girls like Shabana book their return ticket...

...from Mumbai Central.

If she doesn't go back within a year, she will surely...

...be seen in some mother-in-law, daughter-in-law serial.

Mark my words. - Daughter-in-law's role will suit Shabana.

Daughter-in-law's role will suit you.

Shabana will get the mother-in-law's role.

Oh, baby.

So, Ms. Shabana.

Who else has sent you flowers?

Nobody else. Only Rishi sir.

He is so sweet.

Quite smart.

You have chosen a good means to win the pageant.

By making a deal with that simpleton.

What are you saying? - Oh, baby.

For the past six years I wasn't...

...whiling away time in the modeling industry.

When you were playing flirting games...

...with small kids in school...

...I was learning how to walk the ramp.

Yes. But why are you saying all this to me?

Because I need to set you in your place.

So that you don't come in my way.

So now, can you get out of the way?

Shabana.

I was looking for you.

What happened? - Nothing.

Did somebody say something to you?

I told you that I don't want to talk about Ria.

She is so rude.

Forget Ria.

There is no comparison between the two of you.

Rishi sir, please just leave me alone. Okay?

Okay. Tell me something.

If Ram is Sita, who is Ram?

What? - Lf Ram is Sita, who is Ram?

Who? - Tailor.

Rishi sir, that was such a stupid joke.

But it made you laugh, right?

Shabana, be positive.

Smile.

And win the jury's heart as well.

And yes, one more thing.

Mr. Malhotra is the main sponsor of this round.

And he is wearing a silver tie.

He is the man you must concentrate on.

He is radiant like the moon.

At times he is proud like the sun.

The passion of the whole world dwells in his eyes.

My beloved.

He thunders like the lightning.

And showers like the rain.

At times close to me, at times you dwell in my heart.

I am smitten, beloved.

I have lost my heart to you.

My beloved.

My beloved.

My beloved.

My beloved.

My beloved.

My heart stops beating if you don't come.

My heart stops beating if you don't come.

His love made me lose all my senses.

He is my destination as well as my path.

He beats in my each heartbeat.

He is the twinkle of my eyes.

He has even stolen my soul.

I am smitten, beloved.

I have lost my heart to you.

My beloved.

My beloved.

My beloved.

Thank you.

And the winner is... contestant number eight.

Ms. Shabana Raza.

Congrats.

Hi.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

What happened to your prediction, Ria?

It's beginner's luck, darling.

It works once, not again and again.

We will see in the next round.

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Scoundrel.

You speak a lot, don't you?

Now speak.

Who's there?

One bad dream... go to sleep.

Scoundrel.

Good morning.

Good morning, Rishi sir.

Kartik.

Sorry.

I thought it is Rishi sir.

He gives me a wake up call every morning.

Is that so?

Does he deliver the newspaper too?

One minute.

Yes, Kartik sir. - Actually, I called up to congratulate you...

...for winning yesterday's contest.

Thank you. But it was just the first round.

I am really tense about today's Ms. Beautiful Hair round.

I couldn't sleep the whole night.

Don't worry. I know that you will win this contest.

You know what? - You have got the most beautiful hair in the world.

You are very sweet, Kartik sir.

Really. You...

My hair.

Hello, Shabana. Are you alright? - My hair. - Hello. Shabana.

My hair. Oh, my God.

Shabana, I will just come.

Just give me two minutes. Okay?

Hello. - Hello.

Hello. Hello. - Rishi sir. - Rishi sir, I...

Hello.

Rishi sir, this is Shabana.

I can't hear anything. Hello.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I am finished.

Last night the sponsor sent a hair harbal

I think I got an reaction with that herbal.

I should have listen to the hair expert.

I am such a fool.

Don't cry. Don't cry.

Everything will be fine. Shabana, listen to me.

You will be fine. You will be fine.

Look, I have a friend who is a hair specialist. - In Panjim.

We will go to him. He will help us. Okay?

But today is carnival. - So?

There will be traffic on the road.

Oh, God. - Fine. Fine. Let's do one thing. - Oh, my God.

Get ready quickly and come outside.

I will wait for you outside. Okay?

Hello. Yes. - This is Ravi Agarwal...

...vice president of Paradigm entertainment.

Look, I want a jet ski scooter in ten minutes.

By ten minutes, I mean ten minutes. Got it?

Yes.

Come. - We want to go to the beach. Sit.

Come on. Quick.

You?

Rishi sir. - Where were you?

I think he has got a sore throat.

Rishi, go quickly and gargle with mouthwash.

You will feel better. Go. Go.

Rishi sir, what are you saying? We don't understand anything.

I can understand.

I understand his language a bit. Right?

Rishi, come on. It's okay. I will manage.

He is saying, 'Today, go with Kartik.'

'Because he is unwell.'

He is so sweet. He is taking me to a hair specialist.

Yes. Yes. - We won't spare them. We won't spare the sponsors.

You had brought them, right? Look at this. - Bad products.

Fine. Fine.

Fine. You tackle them.

I will take her to the hair specialist. Fine?

You need medicine.

Come on. Come on. Quick.

Okay. Okay, Rishi. Bye.

Hey buddy give me two life jacket please.

Come. Come.

Rishi.

Don't worry. - I will hold on to Kartik sir tightly.

And I am a good swimmer too.

Hold this. - Yes. - Bye, Rishi sir.

Come on. We are getting late. - Thank you. - Bye, Rishi. - Bye.

Bye. Take your medicine.

Bye, Rishi sir. Bye.

Marvelous.

You are looking gorgeous.

I am so sorry, Kartik sir.

You saved my life today really you did.

No. I mean, that is...

That's alright.

Shabana ma'am. - Shabana ma'am.

Yes. You also call me Kartik sir.

Why are you pulling my leg?

Shabana Raza you're requested to report back stage...

Somebody is calling my nmber. - When will my turn come?

What?

Somebody is calling your number.

I am being called. - Yes. - Kartik sir.

I mean, Kartik, wish me luck.

Bye.

All the best, Shabana.

Wow! Amazing!

From all of them she had nice hair... - I think she should win...

You got it.

Cow is the mother of all animals.

And India will worship the cow. - Cow is a multipurpose animal.

Not only is it used for milk, but it is also...

...used for transportation.

Cow's milk is used to make curd, cheese, tea and coffee.

You can do it.

Don't be nervous.

You know, Shabana.

I can't tell tall tales like others.

I am a simple man.

I mean, boy.

I...

I feel shy to say it.

Do you know, Shabana?

After meeting you the motto of my life has changed.

Earlier I wanted to earn a lot of money.

I wanted to prosper in life.

But now, I just want to be with you.

Hi, Shabana.

Shabana, I have written a poem for you.

Open the window of your heart. - And let my love enter.

We will love each other.

Whether it's spring, summer or winter.

Shabana.

That day has arrived, Shabana.

When I can open the door of my heart...

...and send it to the door of your heart to ring the bell.

Very... very, very bad, Kartik.

I love you, Shabana.

I really love you.

Shabana, forget whatever happened.

Now, nobody will deceive you.

Come into my arms, Shabana.

Even the air won't be able to touch you, leave alone Rishi.

You can do this, Kartik lyer.

I told you to keep it in your bag. - So many times I've tell you...

- See the time. We are getting late.

Don't give me any excuses. - Come on. Come on.

I rang the bell first. - Get lost.

Look. We are grown up boys.

It's not good to quarrel.

I want to talk to her for two minutes. You come later.

Do you think I am a waiter?

I want to talk to her for two minutes. You come later.

I would have left.

But you see, Shabana and I are going on a date.

Tell me whatever you want to say. I will tell her. - Okay? Go.

Get lost.

She is my date. - Got it?

You fool, in today's date she is my date.

No matter when you come, she will be my date.

Understood? - Shabana can't belong to anyone besides me.

I made her win the first time.

I gave my tie to Malhotra.

I flattered him for Shabana's sake. - She is mine. Got it?

I was also not whiling away time.

I took her to the hair stylist.

I made her win the round. Did you understand? - She is mine.

She is mine. - She is mine. - Mine.

She is mine. - Mine.

She...

Shabana.

Shabana. - Disgusting. - I can explain. - Shabana.

I can really explain. - Get lost.

Shabana.

Why are innocent eyes upset?

Why are sweet talks aloof?

Don't be sad and lost.

Know this.

I am in love with you.

Shabana, don't be upset.

Shabana, smile.

Let a smile linger on your lips.

Shabana will be my life.

Shabana. Shabana.

Will be my life.

Shabana. Shabana.

Will be my...

Listen. I say that the world is bad.

People talk sweetly.

And then deceive you.

Trust me.

I am an honest guy.

Everybody loves.

But my love is good.

I wish on a falling star.

Forgive me.

What was done was done.

Shabana.

Shabana, don't be upset.

Shabana, smile.

Let a smile linger on your lips.

Shabana will be my life.

Shabana. Shabana.

Will be my life.

Shabana. Shabana.

Will be my life.

Please get it now. - Just sort it out.

Hurry up. Hurry up. You can't smoke now. - Let's go out.

You don't have to do all this.

Your two admirers must have planned something for you.

Right?

They made you win two rounds.

This is no big deal.

But remember one thing.

No matter how many ruses you play with both of them...

...but I will win this contest.

And if you are talented...

...try to win on your merit.

I promise you. I will quit this industry forever.

Before we announce the names of the three finalists...

...I want to tell you that...

...we have a special guest amidst us today.

Eminent filmmaker Mr. Madhur Bhandarkar.

Sir, what do you think about this fashion pageant?

It was fabulous.

Very talented girls.

And I wish the best girl wins.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

I participated in this competition...

...so that I can make some friends.

And I think I have made friends here.

And the moment we all have been waiting for.

The winner of Ms. Glamourama 2011.

Ria Dixit.

Shabana. - Shabana. - Shabana.

You have not eaten anything since morning, Shabana.

This was my line. - So?

Shabana, please come out. - Come out for me, Shabana.

Shabana, look.

You used to say that winning is not important for you.

She said it just like that. She meant it? - Oh, my.

Shabana, Rishi is criticizing you.

He thinks you couldn't have won the contest.

When did I say that? - Just now. Just now. - Shabana.

Shabana, come out. Open the door.

I will come inside and lock it, Shabana. - Shabana.

Shabana, open the window. - I will enter through the window. - Okay?

Shabana, please. - Shabana, don't listen to him.

Shabana, please open the door.

Please. - Shabana, open the door.

Open the door. - For me, Shabana. - Shabana, please.

Look Shabana, I've stolen this sash for you.

This will look even better when it...

...is put around your slim waist.

And when this crown is put in your hair...

...it will glitter even more with the glow of your face.

What are you doing, Shabana?

You're tickling me.

Shabana, how come you've hair on your hands?

And stop snoring, Shabana.

Please. You make so much noise.

Where is that madam?

Ma'am went to Mumbai by 6 o'clock morning flight.

It means she checked out. - Yes.

I would've found her now if you hadn't...

...been checking me out all night.

You still haven't understood. That she is mine.

Because I am a very nice boy.

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror?

What if I make her my girlfriend?

I'll leave the city.

So come on. Start packing right now.

Okay. - Hey.

Hello. - Hello.

I want to meet Ms. Shabana.

I'll call her.

Kartik, you?

Yes Shabana. Me.

What are you doing here?

I was waiting for you until now.

Now I am talking to you.

We can't talk here. - Why? Wouldn't you invite me in? - No. No.

Please. Let's go from here. - Why? What happened?

But Shabana, tell me. What happened?

Have you gone crazy? What are you doing here?

I should ask you this question.

You left without telling me.

You should've at least said bye to me before leaving.

But now I'll say bye before leaving.

Okay. Goodbye Kartik sir.

I really can't be here.

Hey Shabana.

I love you, Shabana.

All the days we were together...

...I felt that we are made for each other every moment.

Will you Shabana Raza take me Kartik lyer...

...to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Kartik, what are you saying?

Look, you can say no if you want.

I will not feel bad.

Yes. But I want to tell you...

Yes. Did you just say yes? - Yes. But I want to say that...

You just said yes. Right? - Yes, I had. But...

Thank you. Thank you so much, Shabana. - What?

You might not have got the crown.

And I might not have got a promotion.

But both of us have met each other, Shabana.

This is what you want to say, right?

You may take the girl away by saying my lines.

Yours? - But you will be able to meet it, Kartik?

Will you be able to understand all of Shabana's feeling?

Will you be able to fulfill every wish of her?

Look Shabana, don't fall for what he says.

The one who loves you is me.

The one who wants to marry you is me.

And I'm the one you love.

Listen. Listen to your heart.

She's listening.

She's listening. - She isn't deaf.

My name is reverberating in her heart.

Kartik. Kartik. Kartik.

Guys, stop pressuring me. Please.

I mean.

I love both of you a lot.

And I also know both of you like me a lot.

I mean I might not find the friends I have found in you...

...anywhere in the world.

But choosing one of you is very difficult for me.

When I come to such a stage in my life...

...I don't take the decision. Someone else takes it.

Shabana. Shabana.

I will have to go. - I am sorry. I am sorry.

Shabana. - Shabana. - Who? - Who?

Shabana, tell me.

Who?

Leave me. - Leave me.

Brother, is anyone here?

Is anyone listening to us?

My darling. My sweetheart. Don't worry.

Don't strain your intelligent brain.

Go.

Whose voice is that?

How do I know?

Idiot, be respectful to the guests.

My dry fruits.

My cashew nuts. My almond.

Give me a hug.

Give me a kiss.

What's wrong?

There is no feeling in your kiss or in your hug.

Are you feeling alright?

Where are we? - Why have you brought me here?

They have lost their memory.

No problem.

Son, you have been kidnapped.

Kidnapped! - So your memory has come back.

Son, I am extremely sorry from the extreme corner of my heart.

And I had told my tough baldy...

...that they shouldn't be hassled when they are kidnapped.

But see how they have destroyed your beautiful face.

I am sorry, son.

My blood pressure had shot up.

After all, I'm Shabana's uncle.

Uncle!

Bless me. - God bless.

Hugs, uncle.

Kiss, uncle.

Dearies, my experience says that since...

...you can't take a nap during the kidnapping...

...the guy gets tired.

That's why have some snacks.

Try dry fruits.

There are cashew nuts, almonds, raisins.

Thank you, uncle. - Sure, uncle.

Actually, I wanted to ask you why you kidnapped us like this.

I was forced to, son.

Look, if I would've said to you that I am a poor man.

There is not even a cot in my house to sit.

Would you have given my Shabana a second look?

If I would've told you that I am a man who is ill.

My knees pain.

You would've thought Shabana belongs to a family of patients.

Would you have formed a relationship with her?

If I had called you and told you that I am thief, a robber...

...would you have answered my call? - Enough, uncle.

Love doesn't care about religion, caste...

...fair and dark, rich and poor, deaf and dumb, rich and poor...

...old and new, slim or handicapped.

What is he saying?

You've made me happy.

You've made me happy.

You've made me happy, Kartik

Rishi, uncle. - Kapoor. - No. Malhotra.

But Rishis are Kapoors.

Forget him, uncle.

Sorry, uncle.

I might be crossing my limit. - Never mind a robber.

If you were a underworld don, a criminal or a dacoit...

If you had committed 8-10 murders.

Even if you were into smuggling, illegal activities...

...or extortion, I would've come to you even then.

Because true love doesn't care about these things, uncle.

This is amazing. Amazing.

You are like sugar. And he is like candy.

This is great. - Listen, morons.

You see.

For the first ever time I have met boys who consider me...

...the helpless uncle of a niece.

Don't hide anything from them.

They are our nephews.

Take out your knives and guns.

And show them who uncle really is.

He is a don. He is a don.

Sons, do you want me to give my introduction again?

I am Uncle of Shabana.

Hello sir. - The don of dons.

Panchu Don from Punjab.

My USP is that the police of no country are looking for me.

And I am looking for a match for...

...my Shabana in all the countries.

And I have found him today.

Mr. Wong. - Yes sir.

This is my son-in-law. - Both of them.

Mr. Wong, you are wrong.

This is the small confusion in my life.

That my Shabana is always double minded.

I have to give her everything double.

She wanted admission in college.

But she couldn't decide whether she wants arts or science.

I said dear, do both.

She wanted a car. - And she couldn't decide if she wanted...

...a white one or a red one. - I told her take both.

And now when she wants to marry...

...my baby is not able to decide whether she wants you or him.

I told her dear, I can give you everything double in life.

But I can't give you double husband.

That is why I got both of you kidnapped.

Now I'll train both of you. - Training?

Yes. Since you have to handle my business later.

The one who clears this training...

...will go to my Shabana.

Uncle, I was thinking of going home...

...once before the training starts. - Where are you going?

Rishi, actually you stay here.

I'll go and meet my uncle.

Where are you going, son?

I am also your uncle.

And this is also your house.

Now you will go home only with the wedding card.

Yes, Chaubey?

The news is right, boss. - He is upstairs.

He watches 'Ramayan' on TV with his family at 2 o'clock.

We will attack him before his 'Ramayan' begins.

We have less time and more work. Let's go!

Yes, boss, let's go. Come on! - Tell me the address.

Room No. 223, 22nd floor.

Good! He is already near to God!

It will be easy to finish his game!

The whole battalion will come along!

Come on!

Which floor? - 22nd floor.

Come on!

Hey, oldie, you have come now?

I am waiting for you since so long.

I will drink tea after you will go.

Idiot! And you have come now?

Come on! I wonder which gutter's water you have drunk.

Hey atleast give the milk and go.

Yes? Whom do you want?

Hey? What are you doing? - Why are you coming inside?

Leave me! Who are you?

Sir, look who has barged in!

He pushed me aside and rushed in!

Who the hell is he? - Who is he?!

He is her boyfriend who has reached home now.

Madam, I don't know who he is.

I know he is her boyfriend because of whom...

...we are put to shame in our society.

I have witnessed it today.

If you want to work at our place, then work decently.

If you are up to such indecent actions, I will fire you.

Shut up both of you!

You have reduced this house to a fish market.

Who are you, brother?

Why have you come here?

Sunaina?

Love?

No. I want water...

Please bring water for him.

Now tell me. What's the matter?

Sir, I'm from good family sir.

My passport application has been rejected.

Please sign it, sir.

I see! - Yes.

So you are Manoj Tagye...

Doesn't any law and order prevail in the world?

The formalities are incomplete.

The documents are insufficient.

There is no police verification.

How can I issue the passport for you?

You are my father! You are my God! - You are my master.

You are my Lord.

You are my guardian.

Since childhood I was away from abroad.

Now when it is my turn to go to abroad...

...you are not giving your signature.

I am your child too, sir. - Stop it!

My respect lies between your legs, sir. - Hey, leave my kurta.

You let me leave this country and I will leave your legs.

I swear by my mother. - Come on, leave my legs.

Please sign, sir. Sign it.

Sister-in-law, tell sir to sign it. - Please give me a pen!

A pen! - I have brought the pen, sir. - Okay.

Did you sign it? Did you sign it?

Sir, please say. - I have signed it. - Are you happy now?

Sir, you have saved a poor man from...

...getting heart-broken today.

May your children live and suck your blood.

Sister-in-law. - Yes?

Whatever work you have from today...

...theft, burglary, ransom, murder, to seize any house...

...killing contract, any work XYZ, anything.

I don't have your number with me.

So you please call me.

Boss, is the work done? - Whenever Munna takes up some work...

...think the work is done. - Munna sir. - Yes?

Uncle has told you to give an urgent training program.

Who has to be given the training? - Here he is, sir.

Which training he has to be given?

Of constable or watchman. - Of son-in-law.

Then we will have to go to the hostel. - Come on, move!

Look, you have some misunderstanding, brother! - Look! Hello?

All the dons of the country, whether they are from Kashi...

...Mathura, Ayodhya or Tirupati.

All of them, A to Z, report to uncle.

The fact is, my business is spreading widely nowadays.

What are we getting from all around? - Breeze, boss!

Shut up, dog! - It's takeover, boss!

Yes, we are talking about takeover.

We are having some dispute problem in Kashmir...

...while we are regularly in touch with Pakistan.

And Uncle is in no mood to do business with Bangladesh.

Uncle is just learning Chinese today. - Oh!

He feels one day Uncle's moonlight...

...will glow at Chandni Chowk.

What do you all feel? - Darkness.

Oh, you bloody!

Which place is it? - What sort of atmosphere is this?

I am unable to breathe. I am suffocated.

I am Munna Military.

Uncle has handed me the responsibility to train you.

And this is your hostel. - You will stay here. - Hostel? - Hostel?

Of which university?

Underworld Prathmik Pathshala hostel.

The pangs of love are fluttering in your heart, right?

Come here.

Tell something true... - Okay.

Do you love Shabana?

Actually, I want to tell you... - Mr. Munna, the truth is...

Speak up!

Yes, I love Shabana. - I love her too.

I love her truly. - I love her sincerely.

Then live here!

Sir, how can we stay here? - Why not?

Do you have cable TV here? - No.

Okay, any cold drinks or beer is available in the fridge?

Sorry. We forgot to keep it.

You won't be getting any newspaper here too. - No.

How will I sleep on this folding bed?

I've a back pain problem.

Munna sir, actually I am used to drinking mineral water. - Yes.

My stomach becomes upset without it. - Yes.

You have not become the son-in-law yet!

Remember one thing carefully!

Don't try to flee from here.

It won't make any difference on my health.

But yes, tears will well up in Shabana's eyes.

Two drops of tears had welled up in Shabana's eyes last year...

...and Uncle became furious.

I explained to him, Uncle, please.

These are the tears of joy.

But he killed three men.

He replied, Whether they are tears of joy or sorrow...

...I don't want to see any tears in Shabana's eyes.

There are two ways to run the world.

Either run the world or leave the world.

Guns or Roses

Fire! - Mummy!

Once more!

Once more!

Run! Run! The police are here! The police are here.

Oh, mummy!

Shoot them...

Inspector, please save us.

We are kidnapped. Take us from here. - Why are you doing this?

Inspector!

Don Munna. - Yes?

They are saying they have been kidnapped.

Look! Look! - Munna sir, are they our men?

Are they our men?

Come here. Come here. Touch my feet. - Yes, boss.

What are you saying?

It's paining badly. - Yes.

Shall I say something? - Yes, please.

Both of you should run away from here.

My uncle is a very dangerous person.

But, Shabana, you didn't tell us before...

...that your uncle is an underworld don.

Exactly! At least we would not have...

...got trapped in this hell. - Yes.

If I would have told, you wouldn't have befriended me.

If I would have told...

...you wouldn't have fallen in love with me.

No, no. Rishi meant to say if we knew about it...

...we would have told your uncle to surrender. - Yes.

That's it. That's it. - Yes.

That Sandesh had said the same.

Sandesh?

But...

Hey! Don't cry, Shabana! Please don't cry.

Look, you are under your uncle's oath. - Don't cry, Shabana.

Shabana, control your emotions.

Your uncle can never see tears in your eyes. - Yeah.

Never mind. I will marry someone else.

Really?

But what if your uncle comes to know?

Let him come to know!

But both of you don't repeat the mistake...

...which Prathmesh had made.

Prathmesh?!

Both of you will have to forget about me. - Yes.

What will happen at the most?

Uncle will kill me. - And what will he do to me? - Hey!

What?!

So both of you run away!

Great idea! I have seen a window on that side.

I will jump from it and run away. Okay?

Okay, bye. You go. - See you. Bye. - Bad idea! - Why?

Adesh had done the same mistake.

Adesh?!

Then you tell us what the right option is. - Yes.

Both of you will have to leave this country. - What? - What?

Greece. - To Greece? - Yes. - But why Greece?

That is the only country where uncle can't reach.

But do you how far Greece is.

How will we go to Greece so easily?

I will have to call Swadesh for that. - Swadesh?!

He runs a travel agency.

But there is a problem.

Swadesh is not answering my call.

Oh, God! I wonder whether he is alive or... - No, no!

Or uncle has killed him...

Shabana, please don't cry. Don't cry. - Oh, my God!

Shabana, please! Look, don't go out crying.

Even if you feel like crying, then cry from within.

Like this. Listen!

Who are Swadesh, Adesh, Sandesh and Prathmesh?

See! She forgot to mention Balwinder's name. - Balwinder?

All of them were interested in Shabana.

And now?

They are no more? - Yes. They failed during the training...

...so uncle made their lives unsuccessful.

Well, it's inauspicious to take...

...the names of the dead at night.

Both of you sleep peacefully. - Peacefully?

Yes. Tomorrow is a difficult day.

Everyone get out of the car.

And listen, stand here looking down.

No one will recognize you.

Usmaan the eunuch lives here.

Usmaan, the eunuch? - Yes. He was uncle's important henchman.

But he backstabbed him and ran away with the pillow.

Understood? Both of you have to bring that pillow.

'Takiya' means a pillow, right? - Yes.

You have brought us so far to bring the pillow? - Yes. - Oh, darn!

Hello? Where are you going?

I will bring a new pillow from Chor Bazaar.

I will accompany him too.

Shut up! - It is uncle's special pillow.

He wants it and it's final. The matter is finished.

Go and bring the pillow from Usmaan, the eunuch. Go!

Is Usmaan Chakka really a eunuch? - What did you say?

He is asking, is Usmaan eunuch?

Plot no. 3. Bungalow no. 3.

I am sorry. Sixer.

Come on, go and bring it. - Lf you try to act over-smart...

Won't you accompany us? - Everyone knows me here.

Do you want the India-Pakistan match to begin here?

Here? - Right here.

Come on, go from here.

Excuse me. - Yes? - Where is brother Usmaan?

I think Usmaan is very dangerous?

He started crying as soon I mentioned his name.

Shut up! I think someone has died here. Come on.

Sister, where is brother Usmaan?

What's wrong?

Why are you crying? Hello? - Hey, what have you done?

No, no, brother...

...I just asked sister about brother Usmaan's whereabouts.

Brother Usmaan? Yes. He is no more. - What?

Look, he is sleeping like a child there.

Good grief! Brother Usmaan!

Why did God have to take you away today?

At least you should have informed us before going.

I am not brother Usmaan. He is inside.

Come on! - I am sorry.

Let's go inside.

Keep patience.

Usmaan, the eunuch has died.

Usmaan, the eunuch has died but which...

...is our pillow among these?

Is this aunty laughing or crying?

How are you, brothers?

Hello, aunt. - Hello.

Your father must be an aunt. It's me! Me! - I am me too.

It's not me, I've droped you...

Mrs. Munna? - Oh! - Hello. - Hello.

Your husband had come here today morning. - Yes.

Why are you solemnizing a wedding at a funeral? - It's me!

Munna sir, you are here?!

Yes, I have gone mad.

Brother Usmaan is no more. - So the plan is cancelled?

How is the plan cancelled?

Take it. Both of you keep a handkerchief each.

Brother Usmaan has vomited on this pillow the last time.

I will keep it with him.

Please give it to me, son.

This is that pillow. - Yes, it is the one. - That's it.

Come on, wrap it.

Both of you have not come for a film shooting...

...you have come to a funeral.

So? - Wrap it round your head.

Both of you wait here, I will wait outside. - Okay.

Brother Usmaan!

Brother Usmaan, I will keep your favourite pillow with you.

Brother, pick up the dead body.

Yes, carry it. Come on, carry it. - Yes, come on.

Listen! Stop!

Everything has gone wrong. Everything has gone wrong.

Come over there. Come over there.

Hey, stop!

Is your information correct? - My information is perfect, sir.

You must be aware, 'Uncle', sir.

Uncle is very dangerous, sir.

Uncle and the others are connected with the underworld, sir.

Uncle's two dangerous men Munna and Rishi...

...sent me to bring the pillow from brother Usmaan's shroud.

Look at my face, sir. - Do I seem a goon to you?

I am not dangerous, sir. - But uncle is very dangerous.

Uncle Nehru was our first prime minister of Independent India.

What connection does uncle have with all this?

That's what I am saying, sir.

I and uncle don't have any relation. - No relation at all.

I have been trapped in it. - I need your help, sir. Please.

This entire plan was made by Rishi.

Rishi and Munna took away the shroud.

They seized it and escaped in the truck.

In fact I say Rishi should be sentenced...

...to lifetime imprisonment.

Hold on a minute. When they ran away in the truck...

...then how did you escape? - I didn't board the truck, sir.

I came running to you.

But Usmaan's men chased me instead of chasing the truck, sir.

Who is this Usmaan?

Usmaan is the person who is wrapped in the shroud.

The shroud is in the truck.

It is uncle's men who have run away with the truck.

Enough! Are you saying the truth?

I swear by my mummy, I am telling the truth, sir.

You, fools.

First of all tell me who thought of the idea...

...to hijack the funeral.

Boss. Me.

It's me.

You fool. You.

Don't you eat dates these days?

Just because there's 'Military' in your name...

...will you make my friend's dead body parade on the streets?

Boss

It was a mistake, please.

You didn't make a mistake.

I did. - Useless. Fool. Stupid. - Boss, no.

Whenever boss is angry...

...he starts slapping himself. - Strange.

He slaps himself when he is angry.

And he slaps us when he is happy.

Uncle. - Listen to us once.

We didn't know you will be so hurt...

...about uncle Usmaan's death.

Are you feeling fine? - Yes. - That is good.

I have managed to control my anger...

...after keeping my head on the pillow. - Good, good, good.

Drink the water. - Were you hurt?

Boss, you can hit me with anything affectionately...

...and I won't mind. - You made me happy.

You made me happy.

You made me happy.

Why are you crying?

These are tears of joy.

Okay, now take it off.

Not your clothes.

Get the diamonds from this.

Great.

Now throw it away.

Not the diamond. Thrown the pillow.

Boss, here comes your hero.

Come on. - You really troubled us.

Come on, stand straight.

Stop.

No, uncle. - Mother.

Mother.

You were amazing.

I mean you were really amazing.

What a feat you have achieved. - Really, what?

I knew that you can never be useless.

Military, come here to listen to an interesting story.

He has reminded me of my past...

...when I learning how to be a gangster.

It happened in '73.

My consignment was supposed to land on Versova Beach.

Do you remember?

You do remember.

Our rival gang attacked us to get the goods.

I fled in the car.

They chased me.

Do you remember?

You do remember. - After that I barged inside a police station...

...and they entered after me.

They thought that I have the consignment...

...but my men had already fled with the consignment.

Do you remember? - When?

You do remember.

I had done such a daring feat.

Son, by doing such a daring feat...

...you have repeated history, in golden words.

From today your chances of marrying Shabana is brighter.

Son, give me a kiss.

What is wrong? - There is no feeling in your kiss.

How can it be, uncle, how can it be?

Sorry, uncle, but I won't lie to you.

I am not worthy of this praise. - It is someone else.

Who is it?

Rishi. - Muni (sage).

Malhotra. - But Rishis are normally Muni's.

They are Malhotra's, uncle, Malhotra's.

Rishi, why are you quiet? - Why are you quiet?

Tell uncle that the entire master plan was yours.

What nonsense are you blabbering? - Nonsense.

We were stuck in a messy situation, uncle.

I thought we can never get out of it.

But, Rishi. You have such a sharp mind, Rishi.

Truly great. - Tell them.

Tell, Uncle, that you told me to hide in the police station...

...so that you can bring the pillow to uncle.

Tell uncle that the entire master plan...

...to destroy all the members of the rival gang... was yours.

Was it mine or yours? - Angry.

I executed it but the basic plan was yours.

And I can never take your share of credit, Rishi.

This was your idea and you are quiet.

Where did you learn this sacrificing nature?

It's from childhood, uncle.

That is why I am saying that...

...the rightful person for this love...

...you were showering on me is Rishi. - Bless you, son.

Bless you.

I knew it.

He can be useless.

But you will always be useful.

Rishi.

What are you starting at, Rishi? - Give uncle a hug.

Don't you see how happy uncle is?

Son, Shabana will be so happy to know this.

I always knew.

Rishi's are very smart.

Move your hands, son.

Let me pull your cheeks.

Please, son. Please, son.

Please, son.

Very good. Very good.

Very good. Very good.

Rishi, have this chicken. - No, thank you.

Why are you saying Thank you?

I have saved this leg piece for you.

Here.

And curd. - There is no more curd.

Get us some curd. - Enough.

Stop your flattery.

Now I know your stature.

You try to flee and tell uncle that It was my idea.

Rogue.

You are right, Rishi.

I am a rogue, scoundrel and a lowly man.

There is no comparison between us.

I thought about it, Rishi, and realised that...

...you deserve Shabana more than me.

And you deserve freedom, isn't it?

I should rot between these low-class gangsters.

And you will live comfortably outside.

Isn't it?

Though you are such a great man...

...you passed such a cheap comment.

Just think of all the things you have done for Shabana.

You even hit me.

What have I done?

Shabana can never repay what you did for her. - Me?

I am completely sure, Kartik.

Shabana and you will always be happy.

No, Rishi, I am sure.

That you will always keep Shabana happy.

Okay. - See.

You two are confused as well, aren't you? - A lot.

I came here to thank you two...

...that instead of running away you two...

...are going through with this trial.

We are not, he is making us. - What?

No, no, nothing.

Look what I brought?

Pudding. - I made it myself. - Really.

Today is a press conference.

And I know that Riya will insult me publicly.

About the number of films she signed...

...the number of endorsements she signed.

And, Shabana, what have you signed?

Forget it, I am not going.

Oh, no. You should really go for the press conference.

Yes, you must go and you must speak the truth.

That you are getting married.

With whom? - With Rishi. - With Kartik.

How sweet.

But only uncle will take that decision.

You two just work hard.

Okay.

I will tell you where you need to work hard.

Boss wants to avenge Shabana's defeat...

...so you just need to kidnap someone today, that is all.

Kidnap? Whom? - Riya. Riya Dixit.

It's the name of a girl.

Keep the car running, the petrol is expensive.

Understood? - Very good.

Keep your mouths open and eyes closed.

Why? - You have come to a blind school...

...so you should look like blind men.

Don't see or hear anything. - Just understand.

How will we do this kidnapping?

They are really crazy?

We will have to think of something quickly.

Otherwise Bittu. He will put out a hit on us.

Look.

Open the sticks, open the sticks.

Carefully, carefully. - Sorry.

Sorry. - And my name is Shabana.

Hello, we are here in Navyug Blind school's 50th anniversary.

Where the beauty queen of Paradise Entertainment...

...Shabana Raza has announced her marriage.

This is shocking news.

What is the reason of taking such a big step suddenly?

Is it the influence of politics in beauty pageant?

Sister, where is the toilet?

Just a minute, I will take you there.

Wait. - Just look after him. - You are so nice.

Come on. You want to go as well.

Yes. - Come on. Let's go, brother.

Walk together.

Hello, gorgeous. You two.

Here? - Where have you guys been?

We two were actually slightly busy. - Busy.

We just came here to congratulate you.

Congratulations my foot.

I won the contest and she is being photographed.

Look, we have a great idea.

And this way your photographs...

...will be everywhere. - Oh, really.

How? - Someone kidnapped Riya after the contest.

Think about it. Understand. - What rubbish?

Not rubbish.

Now think, media frenzy.

Channels. - Newspapers. - Sympathy. - Page three. Page one.

Exactly.

Think about it. - You will be all over.

Move back. Move. Save me. Save me.

Move back.

You think this idea will work. - I don't know.

But our job is done. - What do you mean?

We had to kidnap you and so we did. - Kidnap, what?

Yes, we got kidnapped first and now you. - Welcome.

But why did you kidnap me?

So that when you aren't there then Shabana can go...

...for the international pageant in your place.

That's why? Understood. - Now be seated quietly.

The job is done.

Can we take her back? - What is the hurry?

No, Munna... - But the job is done.

Can we take her back?

What will she do outside?

Munna. Carefully. - Everyone.

Munna. - Munna.

Munna. - Just a minute.

Your sister-in-law is here.

Song.

Start.

Play it. Play it.

Don't worry, we are there.

Just a minute.

Damsels. There are so many stories.

Skimpy minis.

Take them little.

Shake them little.

Rock and roll.

A little hip-hop too.

A little English words.

Swing, do you think it shows.

Hey smart alec, now I know you.

Come a little closer. - My sights wander.

It searches for you.

Big brother, play that big boom box louder.

Thank you, Mr. DJ.

Thank you for this song.

Thank you to the baby for dancing all night long.

Thank you, Mr. DJ.

Thank you for this song.

Thank you to the baby for dancing all night long.

I am like gold.

Touch me in a way.

Get me dancing to the song.

I am like gold.

Touch me in a way.

Get me dancing to the song.

Today is your chance, who is stopping you.

Ask for millions, who is stopping you.

Today is your chance, who is stopping you.

Ask for millions, who is stopping you.

The heart's happy, jolly, peppy.

My heart's stuck on your gait.

Big brother, play that big boom box louder.

Thank you, Mr. DJ.

Thank you for this song.

Thank you to the baby for dancing all night long.

Thank you, Mr. DJ.

Thank you for this song.

Thank you to the baby for dancing all night long.

Live freely today.

Drink from the cup of life.

Only for you I am going to dance all night long.

Live freely today.

Drink from the cup of life.

Only for you I am going to dance all night long.

I will make an explosion lost in the enthusiasm.

I will raid the locker of your heart, baby.

I will make an explosion lost in the enthusiasm.

I will raid the locker of your heart, baby.

The heart's happy, jolly, peppy.

My heart's stuck on your gait.

Big brother, play that big boom box louder.

Thank you, Mr. DJ.

Thank you for this song.

Thank you to the baby for dancing all night long.

Thank you, Mr. DJ.

Thank you for this song.

Thank you to the baby for dancing all night long.

Thank you, Mr. DJ.

Thank you, Mr. DJ.

Hey smart alec, now I know you.

My sights wander. - It searches for you.

Big brother, play that big boom box louder.

Shabana. - Shabana, what are you doing?

Shabana, I am sorry, Shabana.

Listen to me, Shabana. - Shabana, at least tell us...

...are these apples from Kashmir or Himachal?

From hell. Where you two are headed.

I trusted you two.

And I thought that you two only love me.

But I didn't know that you two are like the rest of the boys...

...vagabond, girl-chasers, rogues...

Shameless. - Shameless.

Brazen. - Brazen.

I hate you. - I hate you two.

And, Munna, it was your responsibility. - What were you doing?

Shabana, these children are innocent.

And you know our gang.

The girl is from a good family.

But the problem was that they never...

...saw such a live dance before.

They only saw it on television...

...that is why they slipped, that's all.

But my fingers won't slip.

Three, two... - No.

One. - Shabana!

Goodbye...

See, you said One, two, three.

And I fired the bullets. - That's called coordination.

Uncle, you... Fired. - Uncle. - Thank you.

Uncle, I saw him myself helping the girl elope.

What nonsense are you blabbering?

Shut up, I haven't finished yet.

Uncle, he isn't just a thief but a cheat and a deceiver.

When the time comes he can deceive you as well.

Uncle, he is the biggest cheater around this factory.

After you.

Rishi is absolutely right, Uncle.

I am a big cheat.

You just reject me.

And get Shabana married to Rishi.

Congrats, Rishi. Congrats.

Calm down, son. Calm down.

We will know who is honest once the truth is out.

Take a look, today's news in the papers.

Military. I won't invite you separately.

Come here. Come on.

Read what's written here? - What is written?

Its written that Riya has been eliminated...

...from the beauty pageant.

Riya has been eliminated from the beauty pageant.

Because she spread the false rumour of her kidnapping.

Because she spread the false rumour of her kidnapping.

Now my Shabana will win the crown.

Now my Shabana will win the crown.

This is not written here, I am saying this.

Idiot.

Kartik. You really turned out to be a big rogue.

If a rogue, scoundrel, and a crook joins our gang...

...then our gang will be famous in the entire world.

That was great.

I mean you were great. - No, no.

You were great.

Give me a kiss, son.

What is wrong? - There is no feeling in your kiss.

That is okay. - Sometimes the feeling is there...

...but it seems as its not there. - Isn't it, Shri? - Rishi.

Gyani (Intelligent). - No, Malhotra.

But Rishis are normally Gyani's. - That is fine.

Look, Kajuputra. Badamputra.

The competition between you two has become very tough.

Now only after you pass the next test...

...I will reach a verdict about who Shabana should marry.

Military, here Shabana will get married...

...and go to her husband's home.

And here I will retire and leave for Kabul.

I have got my passport.

Directly to Lon... - Great. - What happened?

I haven't reached Kabul yet...

...and you directly boarded a flight for London.

I got down, I got down.

Who will look after the business later?

Won't we be tense?

I was thinking I will go...

Don't think.

You just do your work.

Shell out your passport.

You want to see it. - Yes.

Take a look. - It's a new one. New.

Absolutely new.

Here, I have given you a permanent visa.

You can go anywhere you want.

Take a look.

Lie on your bed and look.

Watch the Qutub Minar of Kathmandu.

India. India.

You are talking about yourself. - Think about us as well.

We had so many dreams.

We were going to be the vice-president of this company.

I had heard that love makes a man achieve great heights.

But look at where love brought us.

Now you tell us, Munna, what should we do?

How do we get out of here?

The boss needs some time to think.

Today is a conference of dons.

Though he is one of boss's men...

...but he was instigating others against the boss.

But remember

Don't you dare mention about last night.

Come on. - How much do you talk on the mobile?

Munna. - Come on here.

Come sit here.

Take your seat. - What is wrong, Munna?

Who are these two boys?

They are no boys but the boss's son-in-law.

By the way, I am Krishnan.

Rishi. - Kartik.

Salim Lichhad. - Pawan Dhua.

I am Qazi Lenden.

I am Pakya. I speak English.

Maqbool. Maqbool.

Omkara.

Quiet.

Munna, any special reason for calling us in this meeting?

The answer to all your questions is in this.

When this rings all the secrets will be revealed.

Why does the boss always stay away from us?

Why doesn't he speak to us personally?

I don't understand this video.

Maqbool. Maqbool. Maqbool.

Actually there are lot of risks in business these days.

And the boss doesn't want to play...

...the game of cops and robbers after watching his health.

My dear gangster brothers.

I want to make an important announcement to all of you.

You do know that I am tired of running from the police.

My ankles are giving up.

I am losing weight as well.

So I have decided to retire.

But before retiring I want to...

...reshuffle the cabinet of my gang.

Qazi, you will handle the quarrel...

...beating and murder department.

Maqbool, all the extortion dens will be under you.

Pakya, you will handle the kidnapping and ransom department.

And, Krishnan, smuggling.

So my gangster brothers.

Go, and become the bosses of your own business.

Have fun.

Not today. Tomorrow.

Tomorrow is my niece Shabana's happy birthday.

And I am going to announce her engagement as well.

I will announce her engagement...

...and then return to my country Kabul.

Wow. - Congratulations.

Now we will get a bigger share.

You are a don now too.

Congratulations, Maqbool sir. You are now a don.

Qazi sir, many, many congrats. - Thank you.

Sir, we want a treat now. - I will.

You must have at least 25% stake now. - 25%?

In a corporate deal it should be at least 50%.

No, I think the last I heard it was somewhere between 25-30%.

No, I think it's been changed. - Amendment 2B. - Absolutely.

What are these sons-in-law saying?

They are talking about business. - Both of them are B. Com.

MBA. - MBA.

Yes. MBA. - See, basically what I mean to say is...

...now you must have at least 50% stake in export-import.

What are they saying? - Meaning partnership.

You must have at least 50% partnership.

Yes. - No, no, son-in-law. - We will now get 10%. - 10%!

But, Kartik, 10% is nothing. - Yes.

Of the 10%, 47% will be office expenses. - Exactly.

.5% will be conveyance. - Correct.

And 2% will be personal expenses. - Oh my, God.

This is unbelievable.

I need a board. You will soon know.

Yes, the board is here.

Chalk. Give me a chalk.

But what are they trying to explain us?

Your share is 10%. - Now calculate the expenses.

.7% office expenses. - Plus.

.5% personal expenses. - .5%.

2% conveyance. - 2% plus 1.5% for education of children.

And unforeseen expenses like marriage...

...final rites, and birthdays.

Approximately 1%.

Plus... Do you have any investment? - No. - Insurance?

SIP, mutual funds. - We have none. - PPF. - No.

They don't have any investment. - They don't have any saving.

Son-in-law, is everything fine? - Nothing is fine.

The income is 10% and expenditure is...

...approximately 11.4%. - Exactly.

Meaning. - It means sine theta upon cosine theta...

...equals to tang theta.

Doctors.

Look into my eyes and tell me will they be fine?

How can they be fine?

If they don't get tan theta, then death.

House loan. They will lose their houses.

They will lose their wife's jewellery.

They children will have to live on the streets.

And they will ask you with tears in their eyes...

...that Papa, papa, why did you give birth to us.

Sons-in-law. - We want this tan theta as well.

Isn't it, brothers?

We want it, don't we? - Yes, yes. We want it. - I want it too.

You want it too. - You will get it. - Forget this tan theta.

I want a share in the diamonds.

Qazi, when will I get a share in the diamonds?

What are you saying?

I don't have the diamonds.

He might know.

I don't have the diamonds.

Uncle Usman would know about the diamonds. - Silent everyone.

First find out who took the diamonds from Usmaan. - Find out.

Otherwise I won't spare anyone. - Why don't you all understand?

The boss is duping us all.

Munna, go and tell the boss...

...that we want to talk to him personally.

Pakya. Don't say anything about the boss.

He is like my father.

My father was crazy and so is your boss.

Boss's sycophant, don't make me lose my mind.

Munna, tell the boss that we want a share in the diamond.

This... this 10% won't do.

Otherwise I will kill everyone.

Tell him, Munna.

How these two boys ruined uncle's entire plan...

...in the conference. - What do I say?

They started speaking in English. - I was tensed.

Don't be tensed, Military, don't be tensed.

Thankfully they uttered nonsense in the conference.

At least I know who is loyal and who is not in my gang.

Yes, I found out as well.

Uncle, if these jokers ruined your game once...

...then what is the guarantee that they won't do it again.

Uncle, they aren't fit for Shabana.

Congratulations. - What happened?

For the first time Nandu said something.

And he said the right thing.

But, boss, who is this new boy? - He isn't new.

He is my sister's son.

Military, he is going to Kabul with me.

So get his passport made.

Making a passport is a difficult job.

When you are with him he will manage everything.

The cake is ready.

Come on. - Let's blow Shabana's cake and murder it.

Shabana.

Your late father gave me this Rampuri dagger...

...on his deathbed and said...

...Cut Shabana's 21st birthday with this dagger.

And before there are tears in my eyes...

...stab this cake with this dagger and cut it.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Shabana.

Happy birthday to you.

That was great.

Fire the bullets.

Burst the balloons.

Uncle. - Dear, I have diabetes.

But that's fine.

When you are offering me so affectionately then go ahead.

Bless you, dear. Bless you.

May all your wishes come true.

And may you get married soon. - No, uncle.

We are not in a hurry.

You can take your time. - Yes, uncle.

And you shouldn't be hasty in such matters.

But, son... - Uncle, don't worry at all.

I knew that you will be confused just like you.

That is why I got... two rings made for the engagement.

Very good, dear. Very good.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Shabana.

What are you doing?

I came here to eat. - I am trying to run.

There are guards everywhere.

I still didn't understand the entire thing. - Yes.

Even after all that happened...

...uncle still thinks we are his sons-in-law.

What else can a girl's uncle do?

What do you mean? - He is helpless in this situation.

He isn't helpless...

...I feel this is something bigger.

Doctor Wong, I called you here to thank you.

So cleverly you removed the germs in my teeth...

...and filled it with diamonds.

Now I can leave India without any problem.

What is wrong with everyone?

Shabana's life seems to be in trouble.

If you want your niece then keep your mobile on.

And be at a place where you get network. - We will call you.

Come on. - Come on. - But what is the connection with the network?

They don't know.

Munna. - Munna.

Burst some crackers.

Today is my niece's happy birthday.

Uncle, someone kidnapped Shabana. - What?

Who dared to kidnap my niece?

Uncle, that brawny man Kamaal.

He kidnapped my niece.

No, no, he kidnapped her for the diamonds.

And he has left this balloon for you. - Balloon. - Yes.

What is written on it? - Shall I read it? - Yes.

If you want your niece then send both your sons-in-law...

It was written they have to reach Dream Point...

...with the diamonds by 12 o'clock.

Both the sons-in-law are here.

Wonder where they are?

Don't want it.

Diamond. - Krishnan.

Go on.

They both are going up.

Almonds and pistachios for me.

And raisins and cashew for my wife.

Hold this. I will attend the phone.

My sweetheart, today will be a catastrophe...

...today love will be disappointed in your lane.

Boss, they both went to the third floor. - Fine.

There are three doors here.

This one? - No, no. It must be that one.

Have you ever been to the, 'Horror House'? - What are you saying?

Oh, mummy! Mummy!

Not, mummy but papa.

I think they want to call us at the horror house...

...and scare us to death by the ghosts.

But you all don't get scared. - There is nothing called ghosts.

It is just superstition.

If any ghost tries to scare you, tell me.

I will teach a good lesson...

Mr. Kamaal, you opened a 'Horror House'?

To hell with Kamaal!

Take away my mask first. - Yes.

Mr. Munna, you?!

Oh Gosh, ghost!

Don't be scared. It is superstition.

I am sure. - Both of you give me the diamonds...

...and I have arranged for your escape. Okay?

But what about Shabana? - Why are you so concerned about Shabana?

She is like my daughter. - I will reach her to her uncle.

This is my plan!

It means you have kidnapped Shabana?!

Who has ruined my career?

Uncle. - Yes.

Who shot a bullet on my passport?

Uncle. - Yes.

Who seized the diamonds?

Uncle. - Yes.

So whose niece will be kidnapped?

Whose? - Whose?

Uncle's! - Uncle's! - Yes! Yes! Yes!

This entire plan is mine. Give me all the diamonds.

The plan is yours, Munna.

But the real inheritors of the diamonds...

...are brother Usman's nephews, I and Vasim. - Yes. - Son-in-law...

...give the diamonds to us and get your wife released.

If I don't shoot these ghosts and convert them into humans...

...don't call me Panju Don!

Such a big deception!

Both of you have brought uncle here?!

Munna sir, we didn't invite uncle here. - We didn't. Yeah.

Run from here! Run!

See! They have shut the door out of fear.

Oh, where are we trapped?

We didn't benefit anything, instead we are in a loss.

Neither do I want Shabana nor her love.

Or these fake diamonds.

But if we will be here, we will really die.

Come on, let's go to that hut.

At least our life will be saved.

Munna sir, why are you firing at us?

I am holding it in my left hand, so I couldn't control.

What are you saying? - Give me the diamonds. - It is a Ionely place.

Please give me. Give me. Give me.

Son-in-law, give me the diamonds. - Okay.

Shabana is with Vasim.

I will tell Vasim. Hurry up.

Hey, wait! How will he give it to you?

I counted till ten first. Give it to me.

Shut up! You don't know to count more than eight...

...and you want ten diamonds?

If you want Shabana, then throw the diamonds here.

Hurry up! Give it here! - Hurry up! Make it fast! - Yes, yes. - Yes.

No! No! - Don't hand over the diamonds to them...

...till they send Shabana here.

Munna, you traitor! - Who? Me?

Yes, you!

You too became greedy on seeing the diamonds?!

I will smash you under my shoe no. 9.

There is a great confusion here.

Why don't you all call a conference...

...and decide in a democratic way that...

...who should get the diamonds. - Yes. Always better.

I got them. - Oh, my God!

Come on, give me the diamonds!

Otherwise I will bury both of you son-in-laws...

...from where I have come.

Whose son-in-laws are we?! - We are being addressed as...

...'Son-in-law' since such a long time.

Neither do we have any love for Shabana...

...nor real diamonds in our pocket. Understood?

We don't love Shabana at all.

The real diamonds are studded in uncle's teeth. - Yes.

Late Mr. Wrong removed the germs from his teeth...

...and implanted the diamonds. - Oh, oh! See the wonder!

The elephant has two set of teeth...

...one to show off and the other to chew with.

Traitor, you want to cut the hand with fed you?

The diamonds are studded in uncle's teeth.

Break uncle's teeth.

Get aside!

This ghost is peeing!

We will get you released from here.

Are you all right, Shabana?

How the hell will I be fine after hearing all this?

Sorry, Shabana. - Leave it! - But we didn't intend to hurt you.

But we can't risk our lives too.

Yes, Shabana, look look... - Liar!

Please accept some eligible goon of your criminal world.

And tell your uncle to set us free from this trouble. Please.

No way! I hate you two! - But, Shabana... - Listen, Shabana...

Get out of my sight!

Shabana! Shabana, please listen to me.

Shabana, listen to us! - Please, Shabana.

Shabana, we can't handle this bloodshed and violence.

We have not even fired a fake gun till date...

...forget about a real one.

Shabana is calling me!

Oh, uncle has run away!

Shabana! My cutie pie! My raisin!

My moon! Are you all right? - Uncle! Uncle!

Good grief! Blood!

Wretched guys, my delicate daughter whose hands...

...should have been adorned with henna...

...you have smeared it with blood?

Whom you used to feed sweets during childhood...

...you have shot a bullet at her? - No.

Uncle, this is not my blood!

It is Nandu's blood. - Nandu? - Please come soon, uncle.

Where is Nandu? - Oh, Nandu has died. Come soon.

Nandu took the bullet on his chest which was shot at me.

Uncle, today Nandu has repaid the debt of your blood.

At least my blood is useful for some of my dear one.

Yes, uncle. Your daughter who is dearest to you...

...is no less than anyone for Nandu.

No, no. Nothing will happen to you.

Munna! - What happened?

Look at him... - He is not dead yet!

He is not dead. But you did try your best.

You want the diamonds, right? Take this!

And this! And this!

Why are you hitting yourself in a graveyard?

What will the corpses think? - They will turn aside.

I catch your feet. - Leave my feet. - Left it.

Kamaal, take away all the diamonds.

Look, I am giving everything to him in your presence.

I don't want the diamonds. - I don't want them too.

I beg of you.

Please let me go to Kabul with peace and harmony.

Kathik, it's a good news.

Uncle is taking Aman (Harmony) And Shanti (Peace)...

...to Kabul instead of us. Yeah.

Look, this is the right opportunity.

Till the sad song of underworld is going on... - Yes?

We will get out of here. - Yes.

Grab the mask. - Yes.

Oh, oh! - Oh, Badam and Kaju. - Yes?

Don't you want to say anything in your clarification?

Please forgive us.

We are sure that Shabana will choose a good boy for her. - Yes.

She will not choose, she has already chosen.

Congrats. Good.

No, no, I am Manglik. She must be talking about you. - Me...

Not anyone among both of you. - Then who next?

Uncle, I am talking about our Nandu...

Our Nandu!

Uncle, the person who is so dear to you...

...how can he be any less for Shabana?

Oh, dear! - Worthless guys...

...neither you are fit for my Shabana or my business.

Remember one thing. - That you have not rejected Shabana...

...in fact Shabana has rejected you. - Yes. - Yes.

You have let such a good girl and...

...such a fantastic opportunity slip out of your hands.

You will repent for it! - Go! Get out of my sight!

Really? - Really? - Come on, get lost! - Go away!

We are saved! - Yes, we had a narrow escape.

Hey, are you blind? - Yes!

You spoiled brat of a rich father...

I am so sorry, sir. I am so...

I am so sorry. - Are you okay? - Yes, I am fine.

Oh, darn! You are okay.

Hurry up, sit in my car. I will take you to the hospital.

Come on, let's go. Let's not waste time. Hurry up!

Oh, darn, guys! How can I be so careless? I am sorry.

What was I just thinking?

I should have been more careful. - Don't worry.

I am feeling so guilty. - No, no, don't worry.

We are fine. We are absolutely fine. Yeah.

Are you okay? - No.

I think his mind has been injured.

Don't worry, guys. I am just trying my level best...

...to get to the hospital on time.

To which doctor are you taking me?

He is close by. The clinic is located near my house.

Do you stay here nearby?

Good idea! So why don't we leave him at the clinic...

...and wait at your house?

Oh, I really wish but you know I have to go to Chembur...

...to attend my friend's engagement. - I see.

How sweet! I have to go there too.

To attend the engagement? - No, to Chembur. - Me too.

I too want to visit Chembur Government hospital.

My family doctor, Mr. Desai practices there.

We will drop you here at OPD.

Free treatment is available for the poor here. Okay?

You are so funny, Rishi.

As soon you see a good girl, you start cracking dirty jokes.

What is your good name? - Shabana.

Shabana?! - Shabana?!

Stop the car! - Stop the car!