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- Hi. - Hi.

Was trinkst du?

- Bier. - Darf ich mal probieren?

Yum.

Willst du mal von meinem?

Ja, klar. Warum nicht?

Und?

- Ja, deins ist besser. - Magst du tauschen?

Klar.

Was meinst du? Warum ist das so?

Was?

- Dass Drinks von anderen besser schmecken. - Ich hab in meinen reingespuckt.

Echt?

Okay?

Du hast recht. Schmeckt wie du.

Wie heißt du?

Ich bin Ben Jakubowski.

- Maria Stuart. - Hi.

Stehst du auf Kunst?

Ich bin nur für ein paar Tage hier. Dann mach ich was in Dubai.

- Arbeitest du für 'ne große Firma? - Nein, ich... Ich bin...

Ich bin Ben Jakubowski. Der Künstler.

- Cool. - Ja.

Worum geht's bei deiner Kunst?

Ich bin echt Ben Jakubowski. Der... Der bin ich.

- Echt? - Ja.

Sorry, ich hab echt keinen Plan, wer du bist.

Tut mir leid, ich wollte kein...

Guck mal, der da ist mein Freund.

Niels! Come here.

This is Ben Lebanowski, some artist. You know him?

- Nope. - I think he's famous.

- Hi, ich bin Niels. - Hey. Ben.

- Angenehm. - Ja, ebenso.

He's great. Feels like he's got a huge cock.

Was hast du gesagt?

Deine Hand fühlt sich an, als hättest du 'nen Riesenschwanz.

Der ist eigentlich eher klein.

Und außerdem sehr dünn.

- Perfekt. - Ja.

Also...

Was hast du heute noch vor? Willst du mit uns abhängen?

Ich... hab tatsächlich schon was vor.

- Echt? - Ja.

Was Spannenderes als das hier?

Hör mal, ihr scheint echt nett zu sein.

Aber ich hab heute keine Lust auf was Verrücktes.

Warum? Hast du Angst?

- Vielleicht steh ich einfach nicht auf... - Worauf?

Auf Penis. Ich steh nicht auf Penis.

Vielleicht solltest du daran arbeiten? Mal einen lutschen?

Wir sind in Berlin, oder?

Also dann.

Wo willst du hin?

You overdid it again.

BEFORE WE GROW OLD

Hello.

- Sorry we're late. - No problem.

Come here. Hello.

- Hello. - Hello!

I'll show you around quickly.

This is the storage room.

Down there's the second bedroom and the washing machine.

This is the kitchen. I don't cook much,

but I do have some stuff: pots, pans etc.

- There's the bar. Help yourselves. - We'll refill it.

There's the other bedroom.

Oh yeah, this door is a little tricky.

You've got to open it, pull and then slide it like this.

Toss my stuff in a box if you need more room.

- I don't think we'll need to. - Up to you.

About the sauna...

You turn it on here. This is the temperature and the timer.

The bucket is inside, and some scents are over there.

- Should we record how often we use it? - Why?

- For the electric bill. - Nonsense.

I'm just glad the place won't be empty all summer.

Just feel at home!

Okay, on that note...

Oh, wait. Ladies first.

- Thanks for everything. - No problem.

Oh yeah, the keys.

- Okay, bye! - Bye.

Shit! This place is the bomb!

It's like a palace.

There's a projector.

- What does he do, anyway? - IT stuff.

It's not really fair.

What?

I tell you all my stuff and you keep everything to yourself.

I just don't think in stories and situations like you.

So what do you think about when you jerk off?

Just some anonymous dick?

I just do it.

It's a physical thing.

But what do you think about?

You must think of something.

No idea. I just concentrate.

Hand me the toilet paper.

Sure, but on what?

- On the feeling. - Just on the feeling?

No situation or story?

- Because women are all so romantic? - Exactly.

I bet you only do it in the bathtub.

A nice bubble bath, candles, romantic music...

I don't know about animals, but humans have empathy for a reason.

Or maybe it's just an evolutionary flaw marking the beginning of the end.

But evolution doesn't make mistakes.

Evolution is always right, isn't it?

Yeah, then it's not a flaw but a logical consequence.

- That doesn't change anything. - It does.

- Like what? - Somebody's coming.

It changes everything... and nothing. Crystal clear, right?

Oh, right. Crystal.

Who knows. You forget to look and bam! Hit by a bus, game over.

- Boring. - Maybe for you.

But isn't it all about the moment, the now. Yeah, right.

Danke.

- This is the now you're talking about, eh? - What?

Now. Something like this.

- Right? - Stop it.

Go over and talk to her.

Why not?

She's a tourist or something.

So? Look how hot she is.

You scared, or what?

You scared?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Ich hab deine Sachen gesehen... - Ja?

Krieg ich vielleicht eins?

Du willst ein Radieschen?

Hier, bitte.

- Sounds a bit Nazi-ish. - I know. What can I do?

Chill, maybe?

- It's just a pain in my ass. - But it still gets you off.

No, those long vowels, and that "like, like, like..."

Then he butts into my conversation. What's his deal?

It's a horrible language.

But the worst is...

when you meet a refined English version of yourself.

Like that snob there.

They look better, dress better, are super clever and really nice, too.

- Nicer than you? - It gives me this weird impulse.

- Yuppie trash! - That's not what I mean.

This urge, this weird "grrr" comes out of nowhere.

- It's probably from your grandparents. - What?

- That weird "England-grrr." - What?

Who else would it come from?

What are you babbling about?

Are you drunk?

What?

Nothing.

Wait.

The first thing we do is have a shower.

All of us.

We make out.

Wet, under the shower.

Water everywhere.

While he's working your mouth and tits with firm beats ofhis tongue,

I kneel down behind you and lick your wet ass.

His bulging cock...

a huge cock,

uncircumcised and immaculate,

pushes hard against your stomach.

At first you stroke it a little,

then you bend over.

You pull the thick foreskin back...

and shove the glistening head into your mouth.

Then I come over,

kneel down beside you,

and start licking his firm, shaved balls.

Just before he comes, I grab you.

I pull you over to me...

and stick my tongue in your mouth.

The kiss tastes salty.

Salty and musky.

Then you stand up.

You turn around,

and in one motion he grabs your leg and penetrates you really deep.

Again and again your bodies collide.

I kneel down under you, tilt my head back

and move my tongue in circles in your crotch.

His hard thrusts set the pace. We all start going faster...

and faster,

and faster...

- Hi. - Hello.

- I'm going to run to the post-office. - Okay.

- See you in a bit. - See you.

- Here. - Thanks.

Where is the red one?

Ah, here.

Okay. Let's go.

Hold on a sec.

Quick now.

Where is the place?

On Paul-Lincke-Ufer by the boules field. You can see it from the patio.

- How long can you stay there? - Till the end of August.

- Crazy. For free? - Yup.

- Who is this guy? - His uncle.

Oh, that's why.

Ouch!

- He was kind of hot. - Who's hot?

His uncle. He's sort of George Clooney-ish.

I think money conserves you somehow.

So how old did he look? As old as you.

- I'm 29. - Yeah, but you don't look 29.

- It goes both ways. - What?

- What goes in both ways? - That thing with the money.

- Wait a second. - What's she doing?

Hello?

Oh, hey.

- Ich bin die mit den Radieschen gestern. - Ich erinnere mich.

- Wartest du auf die Bahn oder... - Ja.

- Wohin fährst du? - Eigentlich nirgendwohin.

Du bleibst hier?

- Ich... häng hier mit 'n paar Freunden ab. - Ah, okay.

Schade.

- Hey. - Hi.

Ich hab was vergessen.

- It's much bigger than on the photos. - Yeah, we're really happy.

- You could really make it awesome, right? - Absolutely.

- Niels! So nice to see you. - Hello.

- Hey. - Hello.

So, what are we doing first?

I bought the sockets for the kitchen. Let's start there.

Okay.

- Do you have something I can wear? - Yeah, hang on.

It feels great here. Good atmosphere.

We've got some ideas.

- Here you are. - Cool, thanks.

We thought we'd make a sunroom here.

- You mean extend the room? - You think that'd be a lot of work?

It depends on what you want and how you do it.

The best way would be to take out the whole wall.

Get rid of the window and the heater.

It would improve the space a lot.

First I'll finish my PhD.

But somehow I like this town. It's so small and laid-back.

Hey, it's my brother's birthday and we're about to sing to him.

- Want to join in? - Sure, no sweat.

Great, thanks.

The people here are really nice. They're relaxed, friendly.

On the surface, yeah, but what's underneath?

Honestly, I think the party-freaks in Berlin are way worse.

They all listen to the same music, wear the same clothes,

have the same opinions.

It's got nothing to do with individualism anymore.

- Yeah, but did that actually ever exist? - What? Individualism?

Yes.

8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Nicht!

- Hello? - Advertising.

Thanks.

- Prost. - Prost.

Wusstest du, dass es in Berlin 40.000 Gaslaternen gibt?

- Was, wo? - Schräg, oder?

Überall. Die ganzen kleinen Lampen.

Das ist doch gefährlich, oder?

Wenn eine Leitung angebohrt wird, explodiert alles.

Das wäre schön jetzt. Wie an Silvester.

Feuerbälle, überall.

Das wäre so romantisch.

Ja, vielleicht.

Was?

Nichts.

There you are.

Where were you?

Painting.

- I want to take a shower. - Nonsense.

- No really, I'm all sweaty. - Exactly.

It's uncomfortable.

Hey! Not fair. I want a shower too.

Go away, I'm taking a shit.

Maria.

Come on!

What?

What's your problem?

Don't you dare.

- I'm not doing anything. - Out!

- Close your eyes. - What?

Close your eyes.

Now open your mouth.

Stick your tongue out.

All the way.

- I saw the girl from the train again today. - Hm?

The one with the radishes.

Where?

- At Yorckstrasse station. - And?

- And what? - Did you talk to her?

- She gave me her number. - And?

- And what? - Did you call her?

- Today? So soon? - Yeah. Why not?

When do you want to do it?

No idea.

I wouldn't wait too long.

Right?

- What if I don't want her? - She was extremely hot!

Yeah...

- Hier darfst du nicht drauf. - Nein?

Nein! Du musst immer daneben stehen.

- Ziemlich bossy. - Das sind die Regeln! Nur bis hier.

- Und schlag mich bitte nicht. - Warte!

Der lag nicht richtig.

- Ich glaub, man darf da stehen. - Nein! So sind die Regeln.

Okay. Wir lassen es gelten.

Spiel ich einfach weiter? Wie geht das jetzt?

- Schön! - Ja!

- Okay, ich mach das jetzt "dasselbe" gut. - Okay.

- "Dasselbe" gut. - Ja, ich mach "dasselbe" gut.

Hello.

- Look who I brought along. - What a nice surprise.

That's Chloe.

- Chloe, das ist mein Freund. - Hi, ich bin Niels.

Keine Angst, er ist nett.

Could you make those? Please?

She is so hot!

Was hat er gesagt?

Dass es heiß ist. Das Wetter.

So. Was kann ich euch bringen?

- Two colas. - Yeah.

- Eis? - Gerne.

- Also... Ist das dein Laden? - Nein, ich arbeite nur hier.

Fuck! Ich muss noch was erledigen. Hast du die Cola schon fertig?

- So gut wie. - Ich muss echt los.

- Echt? - Ja. Aber ich zahl dafür.

Kein Problem, warte kurz.

- Bitte sehr. - Danke. War nett, dich kennenzulernen.

- Ebenso. - Tschüss.

She's pretty shy, huh?

Thanks.

Can I have one of those croissants?

What are guys doing?

This is for you.

- And I brought some food. - You're nuts.

- Hey. - Hi.

Okay.

Ich hau mal ab.

Schönen Abend noch, ihr beiden.

I'll see her out real quick.

- Niels, can I speak to you? - Yeah, what's up?

It might make you feel good to give people stuff for free,

but actually, you're stealing from me.

Nobody wants old croissants. We might as well give them to the homeless.

That's not the issue.

I can pay for it.

It's not about old croissants or a cup of coffee.

I'm not having a good day. Just take it from my wages.

- Niels, what's going on? - What?

- I'm talking and you just walk away? - Do you have your period or what?

What? You gonna fire me now?

- And tomorrow? - You can only get in on Sundays,

otherwise there are workers there.

Maybe check again before?

- Why? He was there on Sunday. - Yeah, two Sundays in a row.

Yeah, nobody else paints there. We'll have at least 15 minutes.

Two Italians came along last time, smoking weed like crazy.

Look, here's what they did.

They weren't done when the driver came.

So I started screaming and shit. But then we had to bolt.

And then, dude, about half way or so...

- one of the Italians starts puking. - He really puked?

On his jacket and on the guy running behind him.

- It was so gross! - Let me see.

Can I have a hit?

Maria?

- It's ugly. - The left one is okay, I think.

What are you doing later?

- We wanted to go out again. Right? - Yeah, in an hour or so.

And later?

Maria?

What? What is it?

Nothing.

Niels, wait.

- What? - Let's talk.

- I can't right now. - What did I do?

- Your friends come by and smoke joints. - What's wrong with that?

Their shoes on the couch, rolling joints on my book!

It's because of your book?

- No, it's not about the damn book. - Then why are you so upset?

I saw you guys yesterday.

What?

Last night, at the door.

- You're spying on me now? - Yes.

Great.

Are you in love with her?

- Huh? - Let me through.

You're screwing around but you won't own up to it?

- Let us know when you're done here. - See you later.

See you later.

Maria!

Hey!

What the fuck?

Let me in!

Are you nuts?

- Why did you lock me out? - I was about to open it.

- Why didn't you say anything? - I didn't think you'd go Rambo.

- Go Rambo? - Yeah.

Why did you put the chain on the door? Are you nuts?

Hey.

Maria!

What's this?

It's for you.

Okay.

I wanted to apologize.

With this?

And without looking at me?

And now?

I don't know. It's up to you.

I don't know either.

But don't you want to turn around?

Not really.

Okay.

- Andrea kicked me out. - What? Why?

No idea.

Because I'm stupid.

Shit. What will you do?

I don't know.

Just summer.

I think something happened between Chloe and me.

How many times did you meet?

It doesn't matter.

Did you just make out, or do more?

- Tell me! - We did do some more...

Are you sure you wanna know?

I asked, didn't I?

Yeah.

But won't it hurt you?

Possibly.

And where? Where did it happen?

At her house.

Once or many times?

Just once for real.

Okay.

I just don't get why you didn't tell me.

No idea.

I wanted it for myself somehow.

Over there.

Früher waren die Wege alle aus Sand.

Es war immer staubig, und beim Laufen hat das so schön geknirscht.

- Nicht so wie jetzt. - Aber jetzt kann man da skaten.

Aber der Charme ist weg. Du bist ja nicht zum Skaten nach Berlin gekommen.

Keine Ahnung.

Hast du Rollerblades?

Nein.

Siehst du?

Ich bin wegen meiner Doktorarbeit hier.

- Bist du an der TU oder der HU? - Ich studiere nicht hier.

- Ende August geht's zurück. - Wusste ich gar nicht.

Du hast mich nicht gefragt.

Und worum geht's?

Nein?

Vielleicht Stadt- und Regionalentwicklung?

Yes, Stadt- und Regionalehtwicklung!

Und der Titel?

"Clusterstrategie in der Stadtentwicklung

und ihre Auswirkung auf Sozialstruktur, Industrie und Arbeitsmarkt in Manchester

vom Zweiten Weltkrieg bis heute".

Du bist so klug.

- Lustig, ich war in Manchester. - Echt?

Ja, um Neil Young zu sehen.

Du bist nach Manchester gefahren, um Neil Young zu sehen?

Ja, das war ein super Konzert.

Entschuldige...

Warum lachst du? Warum lacht sie über mich?

Ich war ewig unterwegs mit fünf verschiedenen Zügen,

15 Stunden oder so für eine Strecke.

Du bist mit dem Zug nach Manchester gefahren?

- Ja. - Von hier?

- Durch den Tunnel. - Für Neil Young? - Ja.

Durch den Tunnel?

- Ja. - Warum?

- Er fliegt nicht. - Warum nicht?

- Ich mag keine Flugzeuge. - Warum nicht?

- Willst du das wissen? - Ja, klar!

- Are you going to tell your story now? - Yes.

Meine Freundin und ich wollten von Rom nach Paris fliegen... - Maria.

Nein, die vor Maria.

Wir gehen zum Flugzeug, und ich hab ein ganz mieses Gefühl dabei.

Draußen ist es mit Gaffer-Tape geflickt, und drinnen stinkt es total.

- Nach Pisse von alten Männern. - Oh, wie schön!

Das war ein altes Schrottteil.

Please hand me my mobile.

Nach zehn Minuten guck ich raus und sehe,

dass wir noch total nah über dem Boden sind.

Ich zeig's meiner Freundin und plötzlich fällt der Motor aus und wir gleiten.

- Fuck! - Der Motor ging an und aus und wieder an.

Dann hören wir 'nen Alarm...

Und dann sagt der Pilot: "Wir haben Schwierigkeiten.

Wir werfen den Treibstoff über dem Meer ab

und versuchen, zurückzufliegen und notzulanden."

- "Versuchen"! - Ja, das hat der echt gesagt.

- Oh Gott. Scheiße. - Brauchst du Hilfe?

Ja, bitte.

Schwing dein linkes Bein da rüber. Ich fang dich auf.

- Fuck! Oh Gott. - Na los.

- Ich halt dich fest. - Oh Fuck. Scheiße.

Ich hab dich.

- Oh Gott, danke. - Bitte.

- Das kommt mir 'n bisschen kalt vor. - Ja, voll kalt.

Seid nicht so feige. Haltet die Klappe und zieht euch aus.

Good evening, folks!

Only trespassing, or anything else?

Theft? Damage to property?

- I don't think so. - Nothing else?

Nope.

They screwed, but... no one from the public saw them.

- All three of them? Together? - Exactly.

Will jemand Drogen?

Ja.

- Slide over. - Why? You have enough room.

- But I wanna go in the middle. - No.

Danke.

Ouch!

Nein. Nein, nein, nein. Nein, nein, nein.

Come on, Niels!

Hör auf.

Weicheier.

Guck mal, er hat 'nen Ständer.

Nonsense.

Echt?

Okay...

Tut mir leid.

- Nimmst du ihn in den Mund? - Nein.

Warum nicht?

Es ist zu heiß.

And you?

It's much cooler down there.

Du kannst mich mal.

Ich kann dir einen runterholen.

Schlampe.

Von wegen Schlampe. Ich bin nur eine gute Freundin.

Komm her.

Machst du das bei allen Freunden?

Nicht bei allen.

Nur bei manchen.

Das ist kein großes Ding.

Und man kann jemanden richtig glücklich machen.

Was?

Hör auf zu lachen.

Ich muss mich konzentrieren.

Was?

Warum lachst du?

Here.

Thanks.

"Zucchini und Oliven"?

Ja, "Zucchini". So heißt das auf Deutsch.

"Courgettes".

- "Courgettes"? - "Courgettes".

- Hört sich 'n bisschen Französisch an. - Voll.

- lhr nennt Zucchini "courgettes"? - "Courgettes".

Das ist bescheuert. Warum?

- Ganz was Feines! - Warum nicht?

Und Kaffee.

- Kennst du das? - Was ist das?

Schokolade.

Die ist gut.

And 51 cents change. Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

1.48 please.

Wie viel fehlt?

Hast du drei Cent?

Hello.

Did I wake you?

Look at this.

What about it?

- I jerked off and fell asleep. - What?

I forgot to take my fingers out.

They're all shriveled!

Hey!

Habt ihr das mal probiert?

- Ist das dein Ernst? - Warum nicht?

Warum in 'nem ekligen Kanal rumschippern, in dem man nicht mal schwimmen kann?

- Weil's Spaß macht! - Was macht Spaß? Rudern?

Ja, man sitzt da, hängt die Füße ins Wasser, das macht...

- ...Spaß. - Das macht keinen Spaß.

- Da schwimmt Müll rum, es stinkt... - Ja, aber die haben eine gute Zeit.

- Die haben Spaß. - Nein!

- Es ist dreckig und eklig. - Nein.

- Machst du das in London? - Nein.

Warum dann hier?

Einfach so.

- Weißt du, was ich denke? - Was?

Wenn du da drin wärst, würdest du Fotos mit dem Selfie-Stick machen...

Was quatschst du denn da? Du hast Angst, mit dem Boot zu fahren...

Lass das. Du hast mich unterbrochen.

Weil du nervst.

Ich nerve? Die Idioten da nerven. Sieh sie dir an.

Wahrscheinlich auch noch Spanier, die dummen Wichser.

Hast du das echt gerade gemacht? Was ist dein Problem?

Not so loud.

Hast du ein Problem?

Nein.

- War das, weil ich Englisch geredet habe? - Was?

Ist es dir peinlich, für einen Touri gehalten zu werden?

Mir egal, was die Leute denken.

Das ist dir überhaupt nicht egal.

Und dass du das nicht merkst, macht alles noch viel schlimmer.

Ich gehe Wasser kaufen.

- Did you leave the stems on? - Yes, why?

- It's gross. - But I washed them.

Go away!

- Ich brauche ein Ei. - Hier.

Nur eins?

Oh Scheiße...

- Ist dir immer noch schlecht? - Ja.

Du solltest Ingwer probieren. Der desinfiziert.

Möchtest du 'nen Tee?

Nein, geht schon.

Geht schon.

Is she still angry with me?

I don't know.

Beobachtest du uns?

Ich trockne mir die Hände ab.

Und ich bin schwanger.

Ich hab zwei Tests gemacht und war beim Arzt.

Ja, ich weiß.

Wann ist es passiert?

Vielleicht beim ersten Mal im Schwimmbad?

Es ist von mir?

Ich denke schon.

Aber ich bin nicht in dir gekommen.

Na ja...

- Come on, Niels. - What?

Nice reaction.

- Why? - Think about it.

Asshole, really.

- Wer möchte einen Shot? - Ja, ich brauch einen.

- Einen Shot, echt? - Ja, echt.

Wann hast du's erfahren?

Letzten Donnerstag.

Warum hast du nichts gesagt?

- Come on, Niels! - What?

Ich wollte keine Welle machen, bevor ich nicht sicher bin.

- Und jetzt bist du's? - Ja.

Prost.

- Du willst es also nicht behalten. - Nein, will ich nicht.

Alles wird gut.

- You're so gross! - Stop pacing around all jealous.

- I'm not jealous. - No?

- Jealous of what? - Sure as hell looks like jealousy to me.

Wanna know how I feel?

We're together for over two years, then some summer fuck comes along...

- and you get her pregnant. - She's just a summer fuck?

- Interesting. - Yeah, what else?

What did you think?

Hello?

That's great!

Then she can have the baby and just move in.

You can buy organic food, do the multi-cultural Kreuzberg thing.

Fucking bourgeois bullshit!

lfthat's how it is then give me your keys.

- What? - Give me your keys!

All my stuff is here.

Take it, or get it tomorrow. Give me the keys.

Pregnancy conflict counseling. It's obligatory if you want an abortion.

Ja, da war ich.

- Echt? - Ja.

Then you have to wait three days before the abortion.

- Wann warst du da? - Am Montag.

- She went on Monday. - Which method did she choose?

- What do you mean? - lf she's in the fifth week,

she has two options:

she can choose to abort with a pill or an in-patient procedure.

The procedure is better, right?

If you're not sure, you can come and speak with a doctor about it.

Was sagt sie?

One moment, please.

Sie spricht über die Methoden. Es gibt verschiedene...

Ja, ich hab mich für die Pille entschieden.

- Bist du dir sicher? - Ja.

So, with the medication?

Yes.

Alright, let me check the calendar.

Wohin gehst du?

How does it work exactly?

- Hey. - Hey.

- Es tut mir leid wegen gestern. - Ist schon okay.

Nein, ich war echt scheiße.

- Wie geht's dir? - Okay. Mir ist ein bisschen schlecht.

lhr plant jetzt alles?

Ja. Ich will's hinter mich bringen, bevor ich's mir anders überlege.

Bist du dir unsicher?

Ja, ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, aber... Na ja...

Okay.

Ja?

- Wir haben morgen Nachmittag einen Termin. - Okay.

- Aren't you rushing this a bit? - It's not your problem, is it?

- I'm actually here to apologize. - Well then?

Gut. Ich hau ab.

Hello.

Hey.

What's that?

Ich will spazieren gehen. Kommt ihr mit?

- Are you nuts? - What did I do?

- What is this bullshit? - Calm down.

Chloe, kommst du mit?

- What the fuck! We're next. - So? It's her decision too, right?

You're fucked up.

Schon okay.

Ist das dein Handtuch? Ich weiß nicht mehr.

Gut. Okay, cool.

- Wer ist das? - Mein Vater.

- Was machst du da? - Das ist meine Miete.

- Wie viel ist das? - 800.

Pro Monat?

Okay, gehen wir.

Dad!

Who's this?

- My daughter? - Nice, right?

- My daughter! - You feel all boney.

- Good to see you. - Same here.

Das ist Chloe. Das ist Robert, mein Vater.

Hello.

Ja, äh... Willkommen.

I'll finish up.

Wir haben auch Beeren.

Kommt!

- How long can you guys stay there? - Till the end of August.

- So you sublet your room? - Yes.

- Why? - Just asking.

We need more chairs.

- Stop it, we're eating now. - We're not hungry.

Then go play somewhere else.

- How's your professor? - Haven't seen him in ages.

- Did you hear me? - We got it.

- Why didn't you go? - I can't stand all the egomaniacs.

- Or maybe it has something to do with you? - No way.

They make films about their fathers or sculptures out of their old toys.

- Who cares about that crap? - Relax and have a potato.

Who cares about it? The people who make it,

- and the people who look at it. - It's group therapy.

They can't handle their own freedom. They should be sent to a labor camp.

- Then they'd have something to process. - You've got it figured out, eh?

- You're floating above it all. - Yes, I have.

- That's why I wanna do something else. - And what's that?

- Something like a craft. - A craft?

But you'd actually have to work. Get up early...

- Shut up! - It's not a bad idea.

- Of course you think it's a good idea. - Hey!

- What the heck? - You always agree.

Just to avoid dealing with anything.

So, beer anyone?

Me too.

Danke.

- Eine von denen. - Sollen wir davon welche kaufen?

- Ja. - Fünf Stück kosten nur zwei Euro.

- Echt? - Ja, nimm fünf.

Okay.

Ist die gut?

Sind die gut? Ja?

Echt jetzt?

Here we are in our birthing space.

This is our biggest room. Don't be shy, come on in.

The women have plenty of space here

to move around and try all the different positions.

An upright position helps the baby to move downward

through the birthing canal.

Feel free to try everything out. I'll be right back.

Das ist wie in 'nem Hippie-Fitnessstudio.

If you're interested in giving birth here put your name on this list.

Then we'd meet for a first interview and sit down

and make sure this is really the right place for you.

We'd also check if there are any medical reasons

- not to give birth in a birthing house. - Okay, thanks.

Well?

I'll fill it out, right?

Okay. AIso wenn die kommen, kommen die von da.

Du kannst hier oder da drüben stehen. Wenn sie kommen, rufst du mich an, okay?

Okay.

Malt ihr da drüben?

Hey, don't point.

- Nicht zeigen. - Scheiße, tut mir leid.

Let's go.

Hast du's verstanden?

Sicher?

Wasser?

Danke.

- Ist dir immer noch schlecht? - Nur ein bisschen.

Soll ich dir 'ne Wärmflasche machen?

Nein, alles gut. Danke.

Stellst du die Flasche dahin?

Wisst ihr, wenn ich so darüber nachdenke,

vielleicht ist ein Kind nicht genug.

Ich meine, was ist das Wichtigste im Leben?

Für Menschen ist es das Überleben des Clans.

This isn't the Stone Age.

Nein, aber damals haben sie

wegen der Mammuts und Tiger viele Kinder gebraucht.

- Jetzt braucht man nur zwei. - Warum zwei?

Um die DNS zu erhalten.

What?

Mit zwei Kindern erhält man zwei Mal 50% der eigenen DNS.

In der nächsten Generation.

Aber dann vermischt sich das und...

...verschwindet.

Ja, um unsterblich zu werden, muss man klonen.

Ich will nicht unsterblich werden.

Seid ihr müde?

Ich glaube, ich kann noch nicht schlafen.

Willst du eine Valium?

- Hast du eine? - Ja.

- Hast du auch zwei? - Ja.

Okay.

Thanks.

Gibst du mir eine?

Danke.

Danke.