All language subtitles for DCs Legends of Tomorrow s05e12_English

[dramatic music]

♪

- [sighs]
Nothing.

There's gotta be some spell,
some potion,

something to give us the power

so we can touch the Loom
without turning extra crispy.

- There's also the question
of who's gonna use it with me.

The Loom requires three weavers
who are as powerful as gods.

- Well, I'm not leaving
my mom's life

in the hands of you idiots.

- Wow, okay,
well, that's one person.

What do you think, Sara?

- I mean, I'm already a blind,
time-traveling paragon

who can see the future,
so might as well just add

wannabe god to the list.

- Speaking of which,
can you use your Sara-vision

to tell me if what I need
is in this book?

[ethereal whoosh]

- Nothing there.

You know,
you could just read the book.

- You know, I would do anything
to save Behrad,

but this is faster.

- [strained groan]

These are all the spell books
in the manor you asked for.

- Yes, you're a good man, Gary.

- [grunts]

And these are for you.

- Mm--can you just
give them to me?

Thank you.

- Shouldn't you be resting?

- Shouldn't you get out
of my face?

- Yep.
- You know, he's right, love.

Getting some rest
wouldn't be a bad thing.

- Not gonna happen.

Look, the sooner we find
this magical cure-all,

then the sooner we can use
the Loom and get my sight back.

- Uh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

This book says that Merlin
used the Philosopher's Stone.

- Pshh, that thing's
as real as Santa.

- Shh, Gary's in the room.

- What?

- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

The Chalice of Dionysus.

It says here that the chalice
was gifted to an Olympian,

Dionysus, by his father, Zeus.

Whoever drinks from it
becomes a god.

- But only for a day.

Well, don't get your hopes up,
all right?

The Olympians
fed off devotions.

Once they lost their followers,
they just died off.

And their enchanted objects--
lost to time.

- I've seen that.

I've seen that.
I've seen that in college.

- Okay, your degree
is finally paying off.

What class did you see it in?

- Oh, that was not in a class.

[together]
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

Chug, chug, chug, chug!

- It's called the Chug Cup,
all right?

Campus legend said
that whoever drank from it

became invincible for a day.

[all cheering]

[overlapping shouting]

- And I went to a rival
school, so the only way

I could get a taste of it
is if we, you know...

- Hey!
- Who's that?

♪

- [grunts]

Hudson sucks!
Brixton rules!

Whoa!

all: Yeah!

- Stole it.
[chuckles]

- Do we really think
that Dionysus' Chalice

is with a bunch of frat boys?

- Yes.

- A scan of social media
confirms

that a chalice matching
that of Dionysus

is currently in possession of
the Sigma Psi Phi fraternity

at Hudson University.

- So we get that,
I become immortal,

use the Loom, and I can forget
I ever knew you people.

- Well then, Legends,

you better get your
togas dry-cleaned

because we are going Greek.

[exciting music]

♪

- So, babe, all right,
every year,

the Chug Cup is presented
at the student fair,

and then, apparently,
fraternities and sororities

compete for the right
to drink in it

in something called
the Chug Challenge.

- Definitely our best place
to try to steal the chalice.

- Truth.

- Okay,
I can get around the ship,

but I'm not so sure
about navigating my way

through a bunch
of drunk college kids...

- Mm-hmm.
- So you got this.

- Yeah.
- Team loves you.

Don't worry.

- Okay, I know--
I'm not really worried

about them accepting me.

The college kids
on the other hand--

- Hi, Aunt Ava, Sara.

- [sighs]

Lita, honey, I am so, so glad
that you're still here.

I need you to help me
with something.

Um, what are the, like,
kids into these days?

Like, I need 'em
to think I'm cool.

- Mission's at Hudson U.
- Yeah.

- Oh, my guidance counselor
told me to apply there.

- Oh.
- Sweetie, that's amazing.

- Oh, I can't afford it.

- You should do it.

If you wanna do it,
I can make it happen.

- Yeah, I mean,
it could be cool

to take a tour.
We're here, right?

- Yeah, yeah,
the mission's all good, Rory.

You should definitely do that.
- Okay, thanks.

If you want kids
to think you're cool,

I wouldn't wear that.

They're gonna think
you look like a narc.

- I'm--what--I--

[marching band music]

♪

- Welcome
to Hudson University.

[inhales]

[sighs]
You smell that?

Mmm, that smells like
the good, old days.

- [coughs] I've had it.
I can't breathe in here.

Ooh, maybe it was
for the better.

What is that smell?

- Okay, so the Sigmas
hosted the games.

We find them, we find the cup.

- Great, let's fan out.
Zari, thank you.

Nate, take up the north end.
- Mm-hmm.

- Thank you.

Astra, Charlie, you guys are--

- Let's just find this chalice
so we can get this over with.

- I wasn't finished, but--

- I'll go after her.
- Thank you.

[punchy pop music]

- ♪ You only wish
you could be me ♪

- Pledge Theta.
Find your girl gang.

- Maybe you can tell me
where I can find

the Chalice of Dionysus.

- Sorry,
we're just really excited

about the Chug Challenge.

- Why are we even doing this?

We should just take it
by force.

- Listen to me.

In order to use the Loom,
the weavers have to be in sync.

Now, I'm not gonna
let you use it

unless you can prove
that you can work as a team.

- Let me?

I left Hell 'cause I was done
working for a Fate.

♪

- [sighs]

- And that was Quincy Hall,
our economics building.

Hudson has the top program
in the country.

- Oh, did you hear that, Henry?
- Yeah.

- He's majoring in finance.

I told him you have to go
to Hudson.

- Well, you know that's not
the only reason, Gene.

- Guilty.
[chuckles]

I want him to follow
in Dad's footsteps.

I'm an alumnus.
You probably noticed the scarf.

- Yeah.

I'd like to wring your neck
with it.

- What was that?
- I said--

- [coughs]

- I said it's a great building,

good brick structure,
fire resistant.

- Oh, you really know
your architecture.

Where did you study?
- Iron Heights.

- Haven't heard of it.

- It's a super prestigious
art school.

- Oh.

- [chuckles]
Just go with it.

♪

- I can't believe
I'm back here.

They used to call me
Shotgun Nate.

- I think I know why, but why?

- Is that true, Pops?

Show us what you got.

- Pops?

Pop--

Pops.
[chuckles]

Pops.

♪

And I also turn to steel.
- Whoa!

- Okay, come on, Grandpa.
We gotta keep looking.

[air horn blares]

[together]
Sigma Psi Phi.

Sigma Psi Phi!
Sigma Psi Phi!

- Ava, I think
we found the Sigmas.

Ava, hello?

- Ugh.

Ugh.

I'm on my way.

[hip-hop music]

[together]
Sigma Psi Phi!

Sigma Psi Phi!
Sigma Psi Phi!

Sigma Psi Phi!

Sigma Psi Phi!
Sigma Psi Phi!

Sigma Psi Phi!
Huh!

- Oh, wow.

That was just like my entrance
to the 2044 VMAs.

[crowd cheering]

[whistle trills]

- What's up, Hudson Hedonists?

[crowd cheers]

Welcome
to the Chug Challenges pregame!

- That's the chalice--
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

That's Dion.
- Hm?

- He was the head of the Sigmas
when I was in school.

The guy hasn't aged a day.

We have so much
in common, like--

- Dude, that's because
your Dion is Dionysus.

This is the Greek god
of wine and revelry.

God, the guy's a riot,
honestly.

- Now, as Chug Keeper,
I get the honor

of announcing
our 2020 challenges!

[crowd cheers]

I will reveal the first round
tonight at the Sigma rager!

Now let the challenge begin!

[crowd cheers]

- Look, just leave
this to me, all right?

Oy, Dion.

Should I say, Dionysus?
It's me, Clotho.

- Clotho?
- Yes.

- Damn, it's really you!

My God.

The Loombreaker
is in the house!

Dude, back before
people had free will,

the gods were always
reigning in the party.

But look at me now!

- You're in college.

- Yeah, I know.
I'm a lifer.

Found a place where
the party doesn't stop,

and I haven't left since.

Honestly, they worship me here,

and they don't even know
that I'm theparty god.

- Hey, listen, man.
- Yeah.

- I kind of wanted to ask
a little favor of you.

- Yeah, anything
for the Loombreaker, and--

sick, is this your squad?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, they call me
Shotgun Nate.

I went to Brixton, but--
- All right, enough of this.

- Whoa, whoa, what--

- Hey, whoa.

So that's why
you're really here.

Wanted to give your gang
a little taste of immortality?

Hmm?
Is that what it is?

But here's the thing.

To pick this up,
you gotta be Greek,

and I gotta deem you worthy.

- Okay, how are we
supposed to do that?

- Ah, good question--
you gotta either join

a sorority, a fraternity,
or a frorority,

and you gotta win
the Chug Challenge.

- This is ridiculous.

- Ah, and that's
what makes it fun.

[soft dramatic music]

See you, Clotho.

- He's still so--ow.
- Just stop.

I need to focus.
I need to think of something.

- I have an idea--
- No.

Something that does not
involve maiming.

[girls chattering brightly]

[whimsical music]

♪

- Since the chalice
belongs to Dion,

we gotta follow his rules.

You guys,
we're gonna win that cup.

- So what you're saying is

in order to use
the Loom of Fate,

we have to join a sorority?

- [sighs] Finally,
a mission I can get behind.

- Luckily for us,
the Thetas are hosting

a pledge social today.

- This cannot be your plan.

- Look, as long
as Dion's got the cup,

we gotta play by his rules.

- Counterpoint, you don't get
anywhere playing by the rules.

- Oh, really?

Because I think I was
about to win him over

before you tried
to nab the cup.

- Hey, okay, so,

who wants to rush
Theta Lambda Ro?

- No, no, no, no, no.
Just stop.

Charlie, Astra,
you'll pledge Theta.

Just try to remember
you're on the same side, yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, sure we are.

[soft dramatic music]

- [whispers]
She's exhausting.

- So I'm doing
track and debate,

plus my dad
got me this internship.

What are your extracurriculars?

- I was in band
for a while, but I quit

'cause no one else wanted
to play the Replacements.

And I have a part-time job.
I heard that helps.

- Actually, to get into
a place like this,

you'll really wanna build out
your application.

♪

- And here we are
at Neuman hall.

The name might sound familiar
to some families on this tour.

- Oh, Henry Neuman.

This is actually
my grandfather's building,

which should help my chances
of getting in here.

- Hey, hope I didn't miss
too much of the tour.

Just to be super clear, I'm not
a prospective student, okay?

My name's Dr. Nate Heywood.
I got my PhD from Brixton.

Go big red!

- Oh, a doctor.

- Yeah.
- And Lita's dad.

- What?
- What?

- Just go with it.

♪

- Thank you for your inquiry.
I think it's really...

- Hi, how's it going?

Hi.
[giggles]

I can't believe we are
this close to becoming Thetas.

I don't even know you,
but we could be sisters.

- I'm only here
as a performance.

Notice my empty teacup--

a commentary on the emptiness
of this charade.

- Oh, my God,
we should start a group text.

What are your numbers?

[applause]

- Welcome
to the Theta luncheon.

Everybody, look around you.

This could be your new family.

The ones you turn to
for support,

sisterhood, guidance--

that is,
as long as you make the cut.

So...
[chuckles]

Bid Theta, all right?
[claps]

♪

- [whispers]
What are you doing?

Come on, we've got to try
and convince these people

no matter what.
Now just try and fit in please.

- Fine.
Want me to fit in?

[clears throat]

[exasperated sigh]
Waiter, replace this drink.

If I wanted weak tea,
I'd rush Omega.

- Oh, this girl's fire.

I like that.

We're gonna start
with your table.

♪

This here is the house paddle,

our most sacred object.

I'm going to ask a question,

and when you're holding
the paddle,

it's your turn
to answer, okay?

- Mm.

- [laughs]
What did you do before college?

- So I grew up in Hell,
had minions do my bidding,

and rose to power till
I practically ran the place.

- Oh, and she's ambitious.

Now you go.

- Oh, okay, well,
I traveled around the world

with a bunch of friends--
- Oh, more like rejects.

[laughter]

- But before that,

I was actually in this
really cool punk band.

- Yeah,
Thetas don't really do punk.

- Yeah, I know her type.

You pretend like you're
all about bucking the system,

and then you get pissed

when people don't
fall in line behind you.

[girls ooh-ing]

You think you're better than
the sisters you ran away from,

but the truth is,
you're all the same.

♪

- That's a little bit rich,
isn't it?

Coming from my sister's lapdog.

[girls gasps]

- [grunts]
[girls shriek]

[both grunting]
- No, just--

- No!

[wood cracks]

♪

- Oh, Theta--no.

You know what?

This whole table is exiled.

None of you are Theta material.

[soft dramatic music]

♪

- How'd the mission go?

You immortal
sorority girls yet?

- [sighs]
I need a drink.

- Mm, the refreshing sound
of failure.

- We would be well on our way
to using the Loom right now

if someone hadn't blown it.

- Our cover was blown

because you decided
to go Hell mode on us.

- Oh, you think
that was Hell mode?

Honey.
- Call me "honey" again.

Go on, I dare you.

- Try me and you'll wish
you were immortal.

- Oh, okay.
- Oh, okay, whoa, whoa, stop.

No one's killing anyone.
[ethereal whoosh]

- Ooh, Astra was definitely
gonna go for it.

Zari, hide that fork.

- Charlie, just chill.
Please sit down.

Just take a breath, yeah?

All right, you good?
Okay.

All right, we need to find
another way to get the chalice.

- You can't defy a god.

We have to win as a sorority,
and with no sorority...

- We're screwed.
- Yeah.

[soft dramatic music]

- Ladies,
we're gonna start our own.

- I can't tell.
Is she serious?

♪

- I think so.

Becoming an official sorority
by tonight?

I mean, the paperwork
alone would--

Let's do it.
- Yes.

- Why not?

- I really should have killed
you all when I had the chance.

- Go sisters!

- Whoo.

♪

- We'll get there.

- Oh!
[laughs]

- Do you think my dad's okay?

- Oh, yeah, he comes
and goes as he pleases.

It's really part of his charm.

Bright side is I get to show
you what college is all about.

This is Greek row.

This is where the fraternities
and the sororities live.

They're the most influential
people on campus--

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[boys shouting]

- These are the guys
that have the chalice?

- Mm-hmm.

- I wish I could be
more impressed.

- Call the bro patrol.

Looks like somebody
wants to party!

- Is he talking to us?

Act cool, be cool.
- I know--

- Shut up.
[clears throat, clicks]

This is Agent Heywood
to bro patrol.

Desire to party confirmed.

- Whoo!

- [chuckles]
How cool was that?

- Do you have a man crush?
- No, it's unrequited.

- You should tell him.
- Shut up.

- Super stoked
that you're here.

Anyone who's a friend
of the Loombreaker

is chill with me,

so snag some bags
and some brews.

Oh, and fear not.

We have energy drinks
for the little ones.

It's all peers no pressures
at Casa de Sigma.

- Uh, I wanna say that's tight,

but I got responsibilities.

- Well, hey, come by anytime,

and we'll party like it's 1999.

- Wait, hold on,
you said these are the guys

that have the chalice, right?
- Uh-huh.

- So why don't you go inside
and get requited,

and I can do some scouting

and find out
where they keep it?

- Only if your dad
doesn't try

to set me on fire
while I'm asleep.

Deal?
- Yeah, deal.

- All right,
so what are we doing?

League rules or two points
for those overhangs?

[crowd cheers]

[whistle trills]

- Okay, I call to order
the charter meeting

of Delta Chi Sigma,
Sisterhood of Legends.

Let's make a sorority.

- First step, we need a house.

- I say we steal
the Theta's place.

You disable
the carbon monoxide detector,

I'll go in, cut the power--

- Or, I have a more
non-fatal idea.

There's a place
that's been empty

since Pi Epsilon's
last rager.

It was something
about de-Jello-ing.

- Oh, that is really foul.

- Yeah,
but with a little trickery--

I'll just open up a portal.
Instant remodel.

They'll never know
the difference.

- You know, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.

- It's not my fault
you can't resist

my effortless charms.

Obviously we're gonna
have to redecorate.

- Well, you lot have fun.

I can't bear to watch you
desecrate this place.

Oh, and watch out
for these bad boys.

They bite.
- Mm.

So do I.

- Okay, so in order to be
a official sorority,

we need three more sisters,

and if we wanna win
that chalice,

they gotta be good,
so, Gideon, what do you got?

- Inez Martin was voted
out of pep squad

for being too enthusiastic.

- Hey, how's it going?

What's up?
Hi.

Hey there!

- Oh, uh, Inez, right?
- Yes.

- This is weird,
but I was just wondering

if you wanted to join--
- Definitely.

- But you didn't even know
what I was--

- Oh, it doesn't matter.
Where can I meet you?

- Lisa Lindhome,
aspiring influencer,

shunned after becoming
the subject of a viral video

entitled,
"Girl Snarts at Party."

- Wait, what is a snart?

- Oh,
it's when you sneeze and--

- Eh, let's not.

Let's just ease Astra
back onto Earth, all right?

- Fair.

- ♪ I hope you work well
under pressure ♪

♪ A is for apple, B for bae

♪ See all these people
going cray ♪

♪ Don't be ashamed,
the teacher's pet ♪

♪ Knows all of the secrets,
don't forget ♪

♪ A is for apple, B for bae

♪ See all these people
going cray ♪

♪ Don't be ashamed,
the teacher's pet ♪

♪ Knows all of the secrets,
don't forget ♪

♪ You better work

- Silvia Hines.

Created her own major
in performance art.

- You're the ones who tried

to kill each other
at the tea party.

- Yeah, about that--

we've actually started
our own sorority--

- What is the point of partying

with a bunch
of brain-dead wastoids?

- I get it.

Seems impossible
to feel any kind of power

in a cruel, dying world, right?

But have you considered
that winning the masses over

with the illusion of fun

might be the perfect way
to ply them to do your bidding?

- ♪ 'Cause I hope you
work well under pressure ♪

- I'm in.
- Unfortunately, Captain,

the pool of Theta rejects
is slim.

- Beggars can't be choosers.

- I like 'em.

[soft dramatic music]

- We chose you because
we know what it's like

looking for a place to belong

because we, too,
were there at your age.

That's why
we've created that place.

And as of today,

you are Deltas.

Welcome to the sisterhood.

- Wait, are you blind?

- Yes.
- I love it.

Deltas are so inclusive.

- But don't we need a motto?

We can't do anything
without a motto.

- Yeah, the sisters...

- Are the glue...

- Glue that greases
the wheels of time.

- But that doesn't make
any sense.

- It's called avant-garde.

- What about,

"We might not have it
all together,

but together, we have it all"?

- Okay, I need that
on a T-shirt, like, now.

- Okay, go...

all: Sisters!

- Sisters!
[laughter]

[pop music playing]

- I'm telling you,
I can take it.

- Dude, it's 2020.
We don't do that any--

- Da, da, da, da, just do it.

- Yeah.

[metal clangs]

- Whoa!
[laughter]

- It's like his ass
is made of steel!

- 'Cause it is.

♪

[soft dramatic music]

♪

- Whoa.

♪

[phone vibrates]

- Keg's here, D.

- Whoa, hey, man.
Hey.

- So glad that you found us.

I knew that you had brotential
the second I saw you.

- That's nice of you.

- I wanted to mark
the occasion.

[taps on keg]
It's my special stash.

I brew it out back.
I hope you like IPAs.

- Bro, I am all about the IPAs.

- Yeah?
- You mind?

- Heyo, hit it!

[people shouting
simultaneously]

- My man.
- Mmm, so good.

- It's good, yeah,
that brew right there,

honestly, will just take you
back to the glory days

and make you forget all about

that stupid and stressful
world out there.

Honestly, it's magic, bro.

- Yeah, I, um...
[clears throat]

I just need to check up--

[ethereal rumble]

♪

I feel awesome!

- Ah, I knew you would.
- Thank you!

- Hey, I wanted
to ask you something.

- What?

- Why did you and your friends

really end up here
of all places?

- Aww, man, they're cool.

We just wanted to take
your chalice

so we can use
the Loom of Fate.

- [sighs]

Are you saying
that the Loombreaker

is a Loom faker?

♪

- Bro,

you're a looker and a cooker.

♪

- Right, but she puts
that Loom together--

mm.

I mean, there goes free will.

♪

There goes the party...

[sighs]

And that is very not tight.

- Our name is Delta Chi Sigma.

- We've assembled
an elite team of women...

To save this campus
from the cliques and cruelty

of the common Greek house.

- ♪ Craving bad attention

- And together, we will
display true sisterhood.

- And win the Chug Challenge.

- Ready and throw.

- ♪ Got nothing to prove

♪ Be my friends,
we go savage ♪

- And then party!

- ♪ No telling
what could happen ♪

♪

♪ Me and my friends

♪ Everybody wants
to know our names ♪

♪ Everybody trying to DM

- But please,
don't call us heroes.

[together]
Call us Deltas!

- And post.
[computer whooshes]

- All right, we are officially
a part of the Chug Challenge.

- Yeah, this should scare
the competition,

- Yeah, and put us well
on track to using the Loom.

- Okay, I think
this calls for a snack party.

Who wants nachos?

It's my brother's
special recipe.

[girls giggling]

- Hey, I just wanted
to say thank you.

I've just always been
so focused on

changing the world
at all costs that

I just push people away.

So thanks.

- Oh, I mean,
they're really the ones who...

[soft dramatic music]

Thank you.

♪

- Loom or no Loom, at least
some things are changing.

- I can still put a stiletto
through your head,

but your plan does seem
to be working.

I still think
it's the stupidest way

to get what we want, but--

[doorbell rings]

[tense music]

- 'Sup, ladies.

Heard there was a new sorority
on the block,

had to come and hit y'all
with that Big-D welcome.

- What?

You guys tricked out
this place.

Ho!
Gargoyles in sunglasses?

Sick!
So sick!

- Nate, what the hell are you--
- No.

It's Shotgun Nate!

You guys have got
to come to Dion's.

I mean, it makes me wonder
why I ever left college.

- Dionysus has the power
to put people

in a constant state
of ecstasy.

Nate's under his spell.

- You mean Shotgun Nate.
[laughs]

- Yeah, we're gonna go train
for your dumb challenge,

so go bother some other house.

- Oh, right, ugh.

I'm not here just to meet
the new neighbors.

I also wanted to tell you

that you're disqualified
from the Chug Challenges.

♪

There's no way
you're getting that chalice.

- The hell are you on about?

- Well, Shotgun told me why
you're really here.

And the thing is, I just can't
have you using that Loom.

Thing's a total buzzkill.

- We did everything you said,
played by every stupid rule.

You can't just
change them on us now.

- Well, yeah, I can.

I mean, who says that
you have to play fair?

I'm a god!

I just gotta
keep it whimsical, bro!

Let's roll!

all: [chanting]
Whimsy, whimsy!

- Who was at the door?
- Ugh!

- Oh, what's wrong?

- We're not getting
the chalice, that's what.

- Dion's refusing to let us
participate in the challenges.

He somehow got to Nate,
figured out what we're doing.

- Of course he did.

It's okay.
We will figure this out.

- I am done trying to figure
this out with you people.

I should've done this my way
from the start,

so I'm taking
that chalice by force.

- Look, even if you tried,
that won't work.

You can't defy a god.

- And there is no way you're
using the Loom on your own.

- Being a grown up
sounds weird.

- If I can't get Dion's cup,

I can at least
make him suffer--

him and all his bros,

including your hyp-bro-tized
friend, Nate.

- Hold on a minute.
You can't do that.

We're a sisterhood, remember?

- You can stop feeding me
that line right now.

You pretend we're sisters,

but all you do
is expect me to change.

I'm only your sister
if I become more like you.

- Astra, calm down.
It's not--

- You never listen to my ideas,

and I see how
you all look at me.

I might be new to this,
but that is not sisterhood,

and I am done trying to fit in.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Hey, got your text.

- Hey.

- Where were you?

- Trying to get you
into this place.

What do you think?

- What?
Dad, how'd you do this?

- Went back in time, donated.

You're as good as in.

- Thank you,

but I didn't really
need a building.

Just needed you here.

- Well, I thought you were
embarrassed to be with me.

I don't belong
with these people.

I didn't wanna ruin
your chances.

[soft dramatic music]

- I'm sorry.
It wasn't about you.

I was just ashamed of me.

- What are you talking about?

Don't be stupid.
You're great.

- Yeah, but I don't
belong with them either.

I mean, the only reason
that I survived high school

was because I was imagining
that one day I would get out

and find my people.

They're never gonna
take me as one of them.

I don't really wanna be.

- You don't have to impress
these idiots, these leeches.

You're twice the person
they'll ever be.

- Yeah, but so are you.

I mean, you fought a demon dog.

And these people think
that they're better than us

because they have whales
on their shorts?

[scoffs]

What do you say we find a way
to piss off some rich kids?

- I like the sound of that.

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ Ready, set, go, move

♪ Ready, set, go, move

- ♪ Ready, set
- ♪ Yeah

- ♪ Go, move

♪ Ready, set
- ♪ Hey

- Give me that.
- ♪ Pull up with the drip

♪ But let's see
y'all can fit ♪

♪ Captain of the ship,
lil mama... ♪

♪

- Wait, Astra, no, no, no,
you don't have to do this.

- I am done listening to you.

- Fine,
then don't listen to me.

Listen to yourself.

Come on,
you know this isn't right.

- Yeah, that's the thing.
I don't know that.

Where I'm from,
I had to fight to survive.

This is all I know.
This is what life has made me.

I am not gonna change.

- Hey, no,
we don't want you

to give up who you are.

Look, when I joined
the Legends,

I was a punk, all right?

And there wasn't a rule
that I couldn't break.

And guess what?
I still am.

I just don't need
to hurt people

to survive anymore
because I have them.

[soft dramatic music]

- Fine, so I don't
burn down a house,

but what if I never
wanna dress as a moose

or sit through one of your
interminable team meetings?

- Then we still got
a place for you.

- Did you come to party down?

- No, we've come to get
the chalice and you.

Come on, Nate,
you can't stay here.

- Sure I can.

Dion says as long
as he has followers,

he has the power
to run this place

and grant people that cup.

Thought that'd be
useful information for you.

Can't really remember why.

Either way, I'm very
important here, so excuse me.

Shotgun Nate!

all: [chanting]
Shotgun Nate!

- Wait...

The Olympians feed
off devotion, right?

So that means that Dion
only has his followers

for as long as they worship him
as the party god,

so if we take away all these
followers from him, that's it.

The chalice is released
from his grasp.

- Okay, but the party
isn't slowing down.

- No, but there is one way
to get college kids

to leave a party.

- Oh, wait, no, no, no,
please don't say--

- And that is to throw
an even bigger party,

which means--

- What is wrong
with you people?

- Come on.

The Deltas have got
to out-party Dionysus.

- I am still in Hell, aren't I?

- [chuckles]
Come on.

[soft dramatic music]

- I can't believe it!
Delta's very first house party.

- You know,
I'm actually excited.

I get it now.

Parties aren't
just about getting drunk.

They're about
building community.

- This is so much better
than just some frat party.

- Yeah, it would be
if anyone were here to see it.

- So where is everybody?

- You know what?
I think I know.

[pop music playing]

♪

- I don't know why we thought
we could out-party Dion.

- You know what?
Let's not give up yet.

- Why not?
We have drinks, games, music.

We did everything
we were supposed to,

and no one came.

- That's right.

We did everything
that we were supposed to.

But maybe we should
ask ourselves--

what would Astra do?

[soft dramatic music]

- If you really wanna win,

it is not enough to be good
at your own game.

You also have to take out
the competition,

so I am talking sabotage.

- Yeah.

- All right, what's the plan?

- First, we take Dion
out of play.

Now, I scoped out his place
when I was gonna burn it down,

and I have an idea.

[Beatnet's "Hustle A Lot"]
- ♪ Hustle a lot

♪ I'm all I got,
I'm all I got ♪

♪ Busted the ops,
busted the ops ♪

- Ooh, 'sup, Charlie.

- ♪ Snitches get stitches

♪ Money get--

♪ I'm getting millions

♪

- Big-D!
- Yeah.

- Now that I got my team
out of your hair,

how 'bout we get
a fresh keg and celebrate?

- I like how you think,
Shotgun.

- Once he's out,
we mess with his party.

Anything we can do
to kill the vibe.

- Hacking into
Dion's accounts, and...

Bye-bye, party playlist.

[music stops]
- Hey, who cut the music?

[yodeling music plays]

What the hell is this?

- Then we take out his booze.

[dramatic music]

- And this is where
all the magic happens.

- Wow.

So, uh, are these all lagers?

♪

- Whoa.
- I'm sorry, bro.

No hard feelings, yeah?

- Dad, now!

[dramatic music]

♪

- [yelps]

[yodeling music playing]

- Now the keg is tapped.

- So final phase--
hijack the party.

♪

- Hey, guys, I heard there's
a rager at Delta Chi Sigma.

[all cheering]

♪

- So what we waiting for?

Let's go party.

[punchy pop music]
- ♪ Hands in the air

♪ Move it all around,
shake your derriere ♪

- Gotta say it, you Legends
do know how to party.

- Rory, are you able
to lift the chalice yet?

- [strained grunt]
It's still not giving.

- That doesn't make sense.
All of his followers are here.

- Cool little trick
you pulled back there.

Gotta appreciate a good stunt.

Still, I heard
there was a party

that I wasn't invited to,
and that hurts.

- We're getting
that chalice, Dion.

- Well, as long
as I have my followers,

my Chug Cup
isn't going anywhere,

and bros are bros for life.

[together]
Bros are bros for life!

Bros are bros for life!
Bros are bros for life!

Bros are bros for life!

- Hey!

[record scratch]

Your reign
on this campus is over.

I challenge you to beer pong.

[whip cracks]

[boys ooh, chuckle]

- Ooh.

- You do know I'm undefeated

in all my years on campus,
right?

- Yeah, but it might
be pretty hard

to hold on
to all your followers

once they watch me
demolish you.

- [chuckling]
- Ooh.

- So come on, D-Bag.

[laughter]

What do you say?

Winner takes all,
Dartmouth rules.

- [sighs] Well,

you know I can't say no
to a challenge.

♪

Hmm, stupid whimsy.
You're on.

But if I win,

Delta house gets shut down.

[crowd murmurs nervously]

No sorority and no Chug Cup.

[crowd cheers]

- You sure about this, babe?

'Cause, you know,
you can't see.

- Oh, I've played
some beer pong in my life,

and plus superpowers, remember?

- The game is beer pong.

[crowd whoops]

Now, sink a ball into a cup
and the other player drinks it,

and to make it even more fun,
body saves are fair game.

[crowd oohs]

So remember, everybody,
the first player

to clear the other's cups
takes it all.

Now, opponents,
please shake hands.

- May the best player win.

[ethereal whoosh]

- Whatever.

[pulsating heartbeat]

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ What y'all drinking on?

♪

♪ And can you give me some?

♪ Sip it so quickly
you can hardly blink ♪

- And pong!

[people cheering
simultaneously]

- ♪ Got a disease, and they
don't know what to call it ♪

♪ What is?

♪ I'm an alcoholic,
drink until I-- ♪

[crowd cheers]

♪

- Chug!

- ♪ Something
to get 'em through ♪

♪ I ain't standing up,
I'm laying down under ♪

- [shouts]

- ♪ 'Cause driving,
I ain't late, and I'm done ♪

♪ See a stop sign--

[crowd cheers]

- [groans]
Kay.

- ♪ The ladies want
a couple cups of pink pear ♪

♪

- Chug, chug, chug!

- ♪ Can't stand it

♪ KCT, caribou,
and some foo-foo drinks ♪

♪ And you won't care
what dudes think ♪

[together]
Oh!

- Yes!
- Whoo!

[crowd chattering]

- This point wins it.

- All right, let's do this.

Whoo!

- Whoa.
- Oh!

[crowd cheering]

[victorious music]

- I'm sorry, dude.

[crowd cheering]

- Our winner!

♪

- We gotta give it to her.

- Wait, wait, wait,
what happened to bros for life?

- I--
[laughs]

- [sighs]

- Come on,
I know you wanna say it.

- Aw.
- I will not.

- Aw.

- Then I will.

Go...

[together]
Sisters!

- Whoo!

[metal clanks]

- Huh?

- Got your cup.

- Yay!
- Yeah!

♪

- Best father-daughter
weekend ever.

♪

- I can't believe
that actually worked.

- Yeah, you'll get used to it.

- We couldn't have done it
without the three of you.

- Yeah, thanks
for sticking with us

even when
we were right gits.

[laughter]
- It's been real, ladies.

I'm sorry this chapter
of Delta Chi Sigma

has to come to an end.

- Oh, it's not over.

We're gonna keep
Delta house going.

- What?

- After the party, I applied
for a house on Greek row.

- Fitting in is hard enough--

so many people telling you
what to do and what to wear.

Now there's a space for people

to figure it out
for themselves

thanks to you guys.

- I get it.
You're welcome.

- All right, ladies--

- Oy.
- What?

- One for the road?
- [laughs]

[together]
Deltas!

[laughter]

- Bye, sisters.
- Aww.

- Bye!
- Gonna miss you!

- Just say no to drugs, kids.
- Don't do it.

- [sighs] Youth.
- It's not worth it.

- I need a nap.
- [laughs]

[soft dramatic music]

♪

- You guys earned
the good stuff.

You won the chalice,
and with it,

immortality for a day.

- All right,
guess it's time to chug.

[breathes deeply]

To Behrad,

and to your mum.

[sighs] Well,

it's actually quite a lot
of responsibility, really.

And that is a lot of wine.

- Why don't we all
just drink from it?

I mean, who said there only
has to be three fates, right?

- Yeah, we could all
use the Loom together.

- Yeah, you're not alone
in this, love.

- Yeah, immortality
sounds pretty epic.

- [chuckles]
- Let's drink.

♪

- Let's all do it then.
- Yeah.

♪

- [chuckles]

- [grunts]
Wow.

- [clears throat]

Yeah, I'm not gonna drink--
super haram--

but I trust all of you
to bring my baby brother back.

♪

- Here goes nothing.

- [chuckles]
- Oy.

♪

- Mm.
[clears throat]

- That's it.

- Well, not exactly, bro.

[ethereal hum]

- Oh, wow, you are all glowing.

- Oh, must be the moisturizer
you recommended.

Like, my skin feels tighter.

- Mm-mm, literally--
you're literally glowing.

- Guys, we did it.

- Whoo, whoo!
- [laughs]

Come on, let's go
and use that Loom!

- And remember,

no looming anything
that'll ruin my party.

Not that you would, Clotho.
I can tell you're still chill.

- That's right.

- Later days, Shotgun.

- [voice cracks]
Later days, Dion!

- You guys got some
trippy art here.

This cane was yelling at me.

- Yeah, I'll take
that nice one, love.

- Sounds like someone's had
too much to drink.

Let's get you outta here.

all: Bye.

- Hello, traitor.

[ominous music]

♪

Just the woman I wanted to see.

- Don't bother
trying to win me back.

I don't need you anymore.

- When you asked for my help
killing John Constantine,

I warned you
you would be in my debt.

Well, honey,
I'm calling in the favor.

♪

- Greg, move your head.