Original subtitles

Judge Bao, you see

Lend me your sword lf you want it back

lnspector zhan should come to Cave lsland alone

Shining Mouse

lnspector zhan. Yes

Will you go?

With pleasure

Judge Bao

l want to go too

This will be a dangerous journey

Judge Bao

You shouldn't be fooled by her looks

she is very smart indeed

lnspector zhan, take her with you

Watch out. This place is full of traps

l've set it all up

Really?

Thanks

No need to thank us

You've helped us too

our little brother is into poisons these days

Let's take some antidote first

or else we would all be like you last time

Teasing me? Yes

What's going on?

Really cool here

Ms. Yue Hua

l've told you not to eat everything that people offer

lt's good that l'm here

Don't be afraid

Bai is a true gentleman

He won't touch my woman

l'll do it

l'll slash her pretty face now

Sir

Sir what? Get in line

Bing from Honor Court to see Mr. Bai

l told you to line up

l have my master's order

to invite Mr. Bai to join Honor Court

l've brought $500,000 as a token of our sincerity

Told you to line up

Also this virgin here

She's not bad

Who's your master?

l can't say

Master says

he really admires

your recent ''masterpiece'' in the East End

lf you'll join Honor Court

to eradicate Bao

you'll be handsomely rewarded

Treason?

l only want to get the lmperial Cat right now

l'll speak to you tomorrow

Mr. Bai

one more word and l'll chop off your head

What about me? What's going to happen to me?

Let me... Sit down

You still have your limbs

The exit is that way Do you want me to show you the way out?

What are you laughing at?

zhan thinks highly of you

He thinks you are a good man

lf you change your ways now your future is bright

Honor Court

is openly challenging His Majesty

Bai

pick up your sword

and join us

Worry about yourself first

You still have 3 more days to deliver me to the Emperor

l will convince you

in three days

Go to bed

What should we do?

He's a good man

Give him some time

l know him

Fatso. What are you doing?

Nothing. Look at this fat pigeon

lf it can fly, maybe l can too

Why do you say that?

lf the mouse can love the cat

why can't l fly?

Sure?

Very sure

That sure?

How do l know?

zhan

Are you ok?

Here's your sword

l'm coming with you

Thank you

Your Majesty

We've all Five Mice here

Bring them to me

Bring the Five Mice

Five Mice of Cave lsland to see Your Majesty

Who is Shining Mouse?

l'm Shining Mouse, Your Majesty

Five Mice. To reward your loyalty

l make Bai lmperial Sword Guard 4th Class

The rest of you will be Trainers of the lmperial Army

Rise

Thank you, Your Majesty

lnspector zhan

Yes, Your Majesty

Your achievement deserves a 2nd Class

Thank you

Ms. Yue Hua

You've also done your part is there anything you want?

You two have been engaged long enough

You two exchange

your swords as love gifts

l think we should not postpone the wedding anymore

lnspector zhan, you would not refuse?

No

Then the wedding will be on the First of the coming Lunar Year

Brother, you're in charge of this

With pleasure

Thank you, Your Majesty

Court is recessed

Bai, you're a girl?

How come l couldn't tell

That day at the restaurant

Ms. Yue Hua, congratulations

Congratulations

Congratulations. Thanks

You're welcome

Can l ask you a question?

Sure

What is the first thing you do

when you wake up every morning?

Reflect on the mistakes l've made the previous day

Wrong

Wrong?

Start the court proceedings?

No

What'd l do?

open your eyes

lnspector zhan

l've finally found someone who's more ridiculous than me

Judge Bao, you have to see this

Judge Bao. Look

Look. What's this?

Good luck and good fortune

Since we're having fun, let me

demonstrate my calligraphy to you guys

Ms. Bai taught me a new trick

lsn't this fantastic?

Definitely

Really?

Sure

ls it cold?

Freezing

l've made you soup

Come and drink it

Sure. l'll go inside soon

You see, what a shame

Women shouldn't have physical contacts with men

Kitty, good morning

Kitty?

l out-rank you

Leader of the pack, good morning

What are you up to?

Disguising as a man again

Bai is so much fun and articulate

But a bit strange

l have such fun with her

l can see

l feel sorry for her future husband

behaving improperly all the time

Whoever marries her

Yue Hua, now that's a lady, right?

Sure. Sure

She's from a good family and with good upbringing

Agree

A chicken egg is an egg

A duck egg is an egg

You can choose

This theory again?

lt works, right?

No

Sounds reasonable to me?

No

Help me. Choose for me

l'm only good at solving cases

l'm no good when it comes to women

lf you call off the wedding now

you may offend His Majesty

l understand that

But to have fun

An egg is an egg. Hey

You're not allowed to see each other

until the wedding day

lf you two got anything to say just say it now

Judge Bao, please

Remember the past

forget all quarrels

l miss the times we're together

l'm unable to slow down

will l ever forget him?

Will l ever forget him?

This one is really good

Who are you talking about?

zhan, are we brothers?

Yes

Can l ask you a question?

Sure

Do you love me?

lf l say l don't, would you believe me?

Don't sidetrack

And you? lf l ask

l do

l'll never lie to you

Thank you for your love

What's that sentence?

l'm useless

Not only l failed to invite Bai but let him chased us in return

lt's not your fault

l misjudged Bai

Let it be for now

But

if zhan has found out about Honor Court

we will be doomed

ln order to smoothen everything

we've got to kill him

Honor Court's fighters will overthrow the useless Emperor

and restore harmony to the land

Honor Court's fighters will overthrow the useless Emperor

and restore harmony to the land

Where's Ms. Bai?

Ms. Bai?

l don't think she can make it

Let's go. Go

Yes sir

Let's go. Let's go

Do you think Sister will

l do. What'll she do?

Whatever women do when they are rejected

She's lost the guy, not her cherry

Hard to say

Take care

Bingo. one dot

Red Dragon

Bingo. Bingo

Three at a go

A Trio Flush too

Trios

How come you've all got flushes but l have nothing?

Forget it

lt's just a one-time thing There is always hope

Don't be sad

lf you can't be the wife settle for the concubine

Yes, you can still be his concubine

Right

Where is your dignity?

l love him is my own business

He doesn't love me is also my own business

Being a concubine?

l can't share him with others

Chang the Flying Spider

Why didn't you use the front door?

Don't you know there are two guards at the front?

You know

l'm not used to the front door

Who knows it's so slippery here?

Goodbye

No, l've come to report

Prince Xiangyang

wants to kill everyone

at the wedding feast tonight

Are you kidding?

l am serious

He's already pre-ordered the imperial robe

And l know that Mona

No, that Honor Court

That's the basement at his house

Also

there are maps already

Ms. Bai

Judge Bao, don't attend the wedding

lt's Prince Xiangyang's trap

He's using his sister's wedding

and he'll kill everyone tonight

He's pre-ordered an imperial robe

Brilliant plan

How detailed. Yes

l told you not to exaggerate

What if it comes back to haunt us?

Ms. Bai

Ms. Bai. We've settled this, right?

Even you don't believe me?

l thank you for your love

Mr. Gongsun

Brother Bai

Why are you here?

Why are you wandering around?

How come the map has written instructions?

Certainly, l'm sophisticated

l can only write

but can't draw

Why can't we find our way?

Coz you're reading it the wrong way

Let me show you

First, walk 30 steps to your left

Then, turn right for another 30 steps

Left, right

Yes

This is left

Then this is right, of course You know that, right?

No problem. Let's go

Brother Bai

What's up?

Not like this

Like that

1 , 2

3, 4

5, 6

7, 8

Bai, do you want to go in alone?

Together. You and me

Wait a minute. l thought you'd

recruit at least a few hundred men

This place is full of traps

and full of guards

No one has ever escaped

You've been there before? No

How do you know then?

l heard

Cheers everyone

Cheers

Your Majesty

Judge Bao, you'll have to

bottoms up all the way

l can get drunk

but he can't

Yes, Your Majesty

l haven't slept for three days

investigating this Honor Court

l can't work if l get drunk

l remember that

You've been investigating the Honor Court for a long time

Any news so far?

What should l punish you?

l deserve the death sentence

for my inefficiencies

Not the death sentence

There's a saying

the blind leads the blind

Bao, l'm not surprised you have no leads

Your joke is not funny

l'm not joking

Look what you've done to the empire

How can l laugh in this moment?

Brother

lt's poison

Your Majesty. Your Majesty

zhan

Protect His Majesty

Take them out to the guillotine

Brother, stop

His Majesty has been kind to us You can't do this

Shut up

Kill me first if you want to kill the others

Alright

Killing hundreds can save the whole world

lf you want to die first, l'll help you

Brother

Ms. Yue Hua

Thank you

Brother, we're of the same parents

Why do you hate me so much?

No need to pretend any more

You didn't take our antidote first

That's why you're feeling so sick

our antidote can neutralize all poisons

lf you use it as face cream it even prevents wrinkles

Antidote can prevent poisons and wrinkles

Where can l buy some?

Everywhere, only you can't have any

Treason is the worst crime

You have to suffer death sentence for the entire family

Brother, do you feel guilty?

l underestimated you, Bao

Come people

Protect the Emperor

Protect the Emperor

Hurry

zhan, your sword

Protect the Emperor. What's up, Your Majesty?

Where's zhan?

Watch out, Your Majesty

Judge Bao

l deserve to die

Protect the Emperor

Fatso

Where are you?

Judge Bao there are so many people below

can zhan really fight them all?

You're sure he doesn't need any help?

No problem. Look

Sharp shooter, get that emperor

zhan

Miss has gone to get the list

zhan

Hurry

Thanks

Useless

The Fortune God is here

lt's not the New Year yet

lt's the code

Why didn't you write it on the map?

Codes should be memorized

Where's he?

Traps everywhere

You think l was joking?

Watch out

Bai, be careful

Can you come out?

Get out of here

Come on

Please

No

Ms. Bai

No

Don't try it. Get out of here

The list is here Don't you believe me?

Get out. Hurry

l believed you

Are you oK?

Why are you still here?

You think l want to stay?

How can l leave. Emperor?

lt's here

lt's here

Good, open the door

l can't. Judge Bao

He needs the code

l said Kung Hei Fat Choy Happy New Year

But he won't open

oK

l know a popular code from the Westerners

Let me try

open Sesame

Doesn't work

Why don't we blow it up?

Good plan

oK

Wrong code

you've got to answer the question to get in

oK. Shoot

How many words in ''the dictionary''?

Two

How come no one got wet when five people are sharing an umbrella?

lt's not raining

Looks like we'll live happily ever after

Watch where you put your hand

What's wrong?

Can't you be gentle?

Like this?

No need to be scared

l'm not scared

Why wouldn't the cow plow the fields?

lt's a milk cow

Why didn't the fall hurt?

lt's a waterfall

What kind of melon doesn't grow on land?

A watermelon

Which kind of door never opens?

outdoor

lf no one turns up what kind of meeting can they have?

Answer me

Postponed meeting

Take him

Don't move

Take him

l'm hiding well. How to tke me?

You take the upper body

l take the lower

l found the name list

What have you got to say?

There will be no rebels

if His Majesty serves his people

This name list is really good

Hundreds of officials have come together

We've got no choice

Your Majesty

l thought laissez-faire

would be good

to my people

l can't imagine it will turn you against me

Brother l want you to help me rule the lands

Brother

l'll spare your life

Your Majesty, you can't let him off

Really. Your Majesty

You're the worst. Shut up

l know you've gathered

$1 79,504,000.00

All come from corruption

l am too generous not killing you and your company

otherwise, all of these wouldn't happen

lf l'm not forgiving, l'll execute you first

Why are you coughing?

Where's my allowance that you've been secretly

keeping from me?

Don't you know it's our people's money?

You have no right to do that

Judge Bao. Yes

Do you think l am too lenient?

Your Majesty is truly forgiving

it's for the best

Rise

l have my faults

From now on

tell me if l make a mistake

Also

l'll spare no corrupt officials from now on

Stop corruption. Good

Your Majesty

Please take my life

Sister

Shining Mouse has been killed in the basement

There is no Shining mouse from now on

so l can walk the earth anew

You are free to go l'll not retain you anymore

Thank you

We've been through a lot

Tell me what's on your mind

Don't sulk, l'll order a good banquet and we'll have some fun

You're the best

We're brothers

Even if they all abandon you

l'll be by you side

What if l give you one more chance?

l'm lnspector zhan from Judge's Court

Brothers always

Your Majesty, l've something to report

Your Majesty, Yue Hua has a request

There are so many guys in the world

but zhan is really unique

He's too fussy at his age

l am afraid l can't stand zhan anymore

Actually, l can't stand him right now

So, Your Majesty, please allow me

to cancel the wedding

Thank you for your love

l choose you

Don't you have something to say to me?

None

What a special way to start the new year

especially when a mouse loves a cat