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A bunch of pinecones and stuff...

Here's an angel for you.

OUR BELOVED
GUNVOR ÅHGREN

-Get rid of some stuff, Mom.
-Yeah, yeah.

-Make some room.
-Yes!

-There's just a lot of stuff.
-Quiet, Martin!

-Just get rid of some stuff.
-Shut up!

-Dammit!
-Yeah.

I'll just put it on top here.

Just...

No... I'll have to take it home.

That's what I'll do. Sorry.

-Are you done?
-Yes.

Okay...

Thanks.

There... Kiss. Kiss, kiss.

There's this emptiness now.

How about getting a dog? A small one.

Gugge was a person, not a Chihuahua.

I know, but some company
would make you less lonely.

I'm not lonely, Martin. Don't worry.

I have you guys.

Yeah...

Okay, I won't get long-winded here, but...

I just want to say that we'll really
miss you here, Sima. The entire faculty.

You've been a great resource
for all of us, not just Eddie.

-So here's to you and thank you, Sima.
-Thank you.

And congrats on the baby,
who'll get a great mom.

-Thanks. Wow...
-Hug.

Congrats. I'm a bit worried about what
will happen to Eddie once you're gone.

It'll be fine. He's gotten a lot calmer.

He's a lot calmer now.

-Hi, sweetie.
-Hi...

-Sorry I'm late.
-That's okay.

-Want me to take something?
-Please.

How do you feel, Martin? One week to go.

I'm good. We have two weeks to go.
Or? I don't know...

We'll take things easy until he arrives.

-He? Do you know the sex?
-The ultrasound was pretty clear.

-Spitting image of his dad.
-No brain? That's too bad.

-Best of luck. I'm leaving now.
-Take care.

-Congrats. - Bye, sweetie.
-Bye, Mom.

-Call me later.
-Will do. Bye.

Wow...

-This is Patrik.
-Hi, Patrik. It's Dad.

-Hi. How are you?
-Fine. What about you?

Fine. I'm just giving Lo a bath.
Anything in particular on your mind?

Yes, there's something
I wanted to talk to you about.

-There's something I want to tell you.
-Huh?

Hello?

I really care a lot for you, Patrik.
I just wanted you to know that.

-What?
-I...

There are roadworks up ahead.
I have to go now. We'll talk later.

Hey... Dad?

Hi. I just wanted to say good night.

-I'll be in when I'm done here.
-Dad called.

-What did he say?
-He seemed weird.

Weird how?

He said he cared for me
and hung up because of roadworks.

-Why don't you call him back?
-It can wait. What are you doing?

I'm reupholstering the mattress
with this color fabric.

And I thought I'd add a ribbon, like this.

-Have you changed your mind?
-What?

-About not wanting more kids?
-No, it's for Sima and Martin.

-I asked Martin if he wanted the stroller.
-Okay.

-What, is that weird?
-No, it's not weird.

-Have you changed your mind?
-No.

Okay. I just thought it would be nice
if Lo's stroller stayed in the family.

-I don't know if I'd call them family.
-Inner circle.

-Outer circle.
-Outer circle...

-Time for you to go to bed, little one.
-I'll be right in.

Good night.

-Hi. I'm here with the stroller.
-Okay.

-I was in the neighborhood. Can I come in?
-Sure.

-Is Sima here?
-Eh... yeah.

Hi. How are you?

I'm fine. Did you bring Lo's stroller?

Yes, I've reupholstered it
and freshened it up.

-Really nice.
-I wanted it to stay in the family.

-Yeah...
-Of course.

-And I also brought some clothes.
-Good.

This...
I'd forgotten how tiny they are at first.

-This is really cute.
-I knitted it for Lo.

I thought maybe her brother would want it.

It's a bit too small for Eddie.

-Ha-ha.
-But it's his style.

-No, it's for the baby, of course.
-Okay, but they won't be siblings.

No, but he'll be Eddie's
and Bianca's half brother.

-Yeah...
-And Lo is their half sister.

That should make Lo and the baby
like bonus siblings.

-Okay, fine.
-That's not weird.

-Hello!
-Hey.

-Do you have any food?
-I'll go to the grocery store later.

-But I'm starving!
-You know what?

Dad and Sima have a lot on their plate.
The baby is due any day now.

I have a shitload on my plate, too.
I'm fucking way behind in math.

And I have to write
a fucking paper this weekend.

-Stop cursing, Eddie!
-I'll help you with your homework, Eddie.

You can come home with me and Patrik
can help you with your homework.

-If that's okay?
-God, yes.

-Then let's go now.
-Okay!

Bye, Eddie.

-Hi.
-Aren't you staying with Martin this week?

-When can I eat?
-I'll fix some food. Go take a shower.

-Are they at the hospital?
-Not yet.

Hi!

They just had a lot on their plate,
so I brought him here.

Maybe you could help him
with his math homework.

-Can't Martin help him?
-No, Martin has different skills.

-Like skating...
-Exactly.

Will Eddie stay here
until the baby's born?

Yeah, I thought so. They really
liked the stroller, so that's good.

Let's just hope she doesn't
go a month past her due date.

-A month?
-It's her first time. It could take time.

Do we have a midwife here at home?
I didn't know that.

There. How about
some really nice sausage for dessert?

Why did you buy
the world's biggest salami?

It's for William's class trip. I had to.

So where is his fancy class going?
The Maldives or Australia?

-What's important is that he's happy.
-Sure.

He had like no friends.
No one wanted to hang out with him.

There's nothing wrong with this sausage.
It smells nice.

There are two more in the fridge.

Who's this nutcase?

Hi!

-Shit, that's cool!
-Hi there, fella.

-Hi. Is it yours?
-Oh yes. - Hi, Lisa.

-Hi...
-Hi.

Hi, little Lo. You've grown.
- So where's William?

-Did you rent an RV?
-No, I bought it.

-Bought it?
-Yes.

Eddie, hang on. Don't touch that...

I got sick of snow and gardening, so I
sold the house and paid off the mortgage.

And voilà, I'm a free man.

I thought I'd see the world
before it's gone.

-Why didn't you say anything?
-I wanted it to be a surprise.

You hate surprises.

-Can you move that thing?
-Sure... One second.

-What now? Where can I put it?
-Park it in the parking lot.

I'll show you where to go. I'll show you.

-Move over.
-No, I'll drive.

No, you know you can't drive.
Put your seatbelt on.

-Back up straight.
-How many can sleep in here?

-Go straight. You're turning! Slowly...
-What did it cost?

A bit more. A bit more. Stop!

-Patrik, check this out. It's super cool.
-Careful with the window.

-You have to see this, Patrik.
-You can live in here!

-Come on in.
-Not now. I have to put Lo to bed.

-Where are you going?
-Going? I was going here and now I'm here.

Okay. Do you know how long...?
- Don't fiddle with the computer.

-Do you know how long you're staying?
-A couple of days, maybe.

I don't know how long you can park here.
You'll need a permit...

Relax, Eddie! Please.
It's time for you to go to bed.

I'll have a look later...
- Time for bed, Eddie. Okay?

Hi.

"Frontal lobe dementia.
Often presents as a personality change,

reduced interest in the outside world
and abnormal behavior."

-He must have something like that.
-I don't know.

Maybe he just wants to do something
with his life. He's retired and alone.

I loved that house,
and now he sold it without talking to me.

You haven't been there once since we met,
and you've barely mentioned it.

I had planned for us
to take the kids there, sometime.

-We've been busy with other things.
-Exactly.

It's not like you've insisted
on going there.

There, don't fall down.

-Take it easy, Grandma.
-Yes, I'm taking it easy.

Hang on. Someone's coming.

Look, they're here now!

Is it Grandma's...?

Little sweetie...

Are you Grandma's little treasure?

Let go.

-No. Up, up, up.
-Mom...

We can't see you, sweetie.
There we go!

-Oh, how cute! Wait...!
-Isn't he cute?

Hold still.

Hi!

-How are you? Are you tired?
-Yes.

-You look tired.
-Thanks, I just gave birth.

-When are you coming?
-What? No...

Omid has a doctor's visit tomorrow.
But you could come here.

We can't come there now, Mom.

-Look, you're an uncle, Omid.
-We have plenty of room.

-I know, but it'll have to wait.
-How's the breastfeeding?

So-so.

-I'll help with the breastfeeding.
-Who's talking now?

This is Grandma,
the little one's Grandma.

-What will you name him?
-Omid.

-Omid?
-No, you're Omid.

It's an awesome name,
but we've decided on Josef.

-Josef?
-Just like Grandpa.

Yeah, or Stalin.

I feel like crying.

Mom loves Stalin.

Mom, I have to breastfeed now.

-Okay.
-Bye.

Bye, Josef!

-Can I help you?
-I'm fine.

It can be tricky at first.

I was taught to tug on the breast
to get the milk started.

Mom, leave them alone.

-Squeeze a bit...
-I'm fine.

Help out here and leave them alone.

Women's breasts are truly amazing.

Yeah... Drop that and help out instead.

Squeezing around the breast
will stimulate the flow of milk.

-He's actually asleep now.
-Come on.

-Have you decided on Josef?
-What? Yes.

-Is it set in stone?
-Yeah, what do you mean?

Isn't that a religious name?

What do you mean?
Are there religious names?

-It's in the Bible. Is she a Christian?
-No, she's an atheist, like us.

-Hi.
-Hi. What's up?

I'm fine. Here's a sausage.
It's gross, just so you know.

-Perfect, I love gross sausage.
-Where is he?

In there.
He's breastfeeding, so take it easy.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome. - Congrats.

-Thanks.
-Cool stuff.

-Bigge said you were back home.
-I should've called, but it's been hectic.

Just try to include Eddie.
He wants to be part of everything.

-He seems to want that.
-Thanks for bringing him.

-Damn, he's tiny!
-Relax, Eddie!

-Can I please hold him?
-Yes, but let him finish eating.

-Eddie!
-Should I take him back home?

-Yes, could you? Just kidding.
-Congrats. God...

-We're just breastfeeding here...
-I'll come back some other time.

-I'll sneak in here.
-Bye.

-No. Where are you going, Mom?
-We're breastfeeding.

What do you mean, we?
Leave her alone. Take this. Bye.

-It's like an insane asylum.
-It'll get better.

-When?
-When we move out, to our own place.

Don't tell me the car
has already come and gone.

It's okay, I can take the bus.
You don't have to come.

It says it should be here any second
now. If you can trust these taxi apps.

Let me see.

-Oh, that's a work thing.
-Yeah, right.

-I'm allowed some privacy, William.
-But why date him?

He's like 150 years old.

It's not my fault
that all that pops up are old men.

-You have to lower the age.
-It's not fair to be dishonest.

-For the men.
-Oh.

Here. Look.

-Oh... This is a different league.
-I told you so.

Alright... But how do you do know
about these things?

Frans's cousin uses Tinder all the time.

He says all the women are hot as hell.

Oh, he says that?

I guess this cousin
is a bit older than Frans?

-God, yes. He's 22.
-Right...

And what about you?
Are you old enough to use Tinder?

It's a big wooden boat.
I'm waving. Do you see me?

-Okay, I'm getting closer.
-I think I see you.

-William? Turn around. Over here.
-Hi.

-Hi. Walk around there.
-Okay.

-Hi there.
-Hi.

Have fun and I'll see you tomorrow.

Do you want a snack?
Henrik has made a sponge cake.

Sure... Why not?

A gift from Mom.
Or she at least paid for it.

-Okay.
-William has an upcoming class trip.

Thanks. This is what you use
to club seals in Greenland, right?

Is this a Hallberg-Rassy?

No, not quite. It's an English yawl.

Built in 1928, designed by
Thomas Harrison Butler. Top class.

So...
Hallberg-Rassy, where did you get that?

Frans's dad has bought a Hallberg-Rassy.
44 meters.

I think you mean 44 feet.

-But those are really great boats.
-It's awesome.

-Do you hang out a lot with Frans?
-Yeah.

I'd say so. Changing schools
was a stroke of luck for William.

People are lining up to be your friend.
It's great.

-Are things okay with you?
-Yes.

It's...

We're in the middle of IVF treatment.

-I'm getting hormones and stuff.
-Yeah...

-IVF, what's that?
-Henrik and I want to have a baby.

But we can't manage it on our own.

-Henrik's sperm cells are totally useless.
-But they say there's a lot of them.

You can take my egg,
select the best of Henrik's sperm cells,

fertilize my egg with them
and put it back up in the vagina.

It's incredible what they
can do these days.

You could write a school paper about it.
No, I have to get going now.

-Have fun and I'll see you tomorrow.
-Bye. Good to see you.

Start by shooting
the hallway or the bathroom.

Yeah...

I should be done in about an hour.

I have to find something colorful
and more personal

to break the whole IKEA atmosphere.

Hey, I'll call you back. Yeah.

What the hell?

-Hi. The rain cover for the stroller.
-That's great.

-I'm not sure it fits. We can have a look.
-I'm sure it'll fit.

I have time to spare.
Let's try it on together.

Just bring out the stroller.
Bring out the stroller.

-The stroller's not here.
-Maybe it's at the second hand store?

Dammit, Martin. It's like throwing it out.

No, that's not true.
Someone else gets to use it.

Maybe I would've given it
to someone else or kept it.

-Yeah, okay...
-Hi. Sorry about the stroller.

It was really nice
and it was just a mistake...

It's my fault.
I forgot that we had talked.

Then we got a real mother of a stroller
from Sima's parents. What could I do?

-You could have told me.
-Yeah, but I thought you'd be upset.

-Okay.
-Come inside and hold Josef for a bit.

No, thanks. I have to get going, but...

I'll take this back. Bye.

What the hell... Lisa!

Lisa, come on. I'll go get the stroller.
It's not a problem.

No, I bought it back.
It cost me 240 kronor.

-Okay...
-Well worth it.

Thanks a lot for the baby clothes.
That was awesome.

-Good.
-Especially that pink dress.

-It will be perfect for him.
-That's good.

-Thanks and I'm sorry.
-It's okay.

-See you later.
-Okay. Bye.

-Lisa. I borrowed some milk. Is that okay?
-Sure.

-I'll replace it.
-Okay.

-I promise.
-Yeah, that's fine.

-Bye.
-Bye, bye.

Dammit...

We don't have time to talk about Martin,
but he's being a real pain.

We have plenty of time.

Okay...

He doesn't tell me anything anymore.
It's like I don't exist.

Isn't it good that he's moved on?

Yeah, of course it is.

But we have two kids together
and need to be able to communicate.

He's acting like he's all... I don't know,
it's like he's a different person.

I'm not stupid. I know a new-born baby
takes up a lot of time and energy, but...

I just don't want him
to lose track of Eddie and Bianca.

No... The fact
that Martin has a new baby...

What emotions does that stir in you?

Well...

You and Patrik went through an abortion
not too long ago.

Yes, but it doesn't feel like
that's connected in any way.

It's not something I regret.

It was really a mutual decision...

We're not having more kids.
It's not connected.

I'm thinking this business with Martin
could be about control.

-That I want to control him?
-Yes, indirectly.

You're used to being
the most important person in his life.

Now he's started letting go. It makes you
lose control and get out of whack.

Could that be the case?

I see we're out of time now.

Too bad.

Bye.

-Lisa...
-Hi.

-Long time no see. How are you doing?
-Fine.

-How's Patrik?
-He's fine. I'm on my way out.

-Go on, but give him my best.
-I will. Bye.

-I didn't know you were in touch.
-She made an appointment this morning.

-That's strange.
-Why?

-They were so dissatisfied with us.
-What do you mean?

-That dinner at Filip's.
-Are you obsessing about that?

Me? No, I haven't thought about it.
It seemed more like you got hurt.

-But her reaching out to you is good.
-Yeah, exactly.

Eddie drank all the milk.
I bought three liters yesterday.

No, Ingmar took the last of it, not Eddie.

-Have you talked to him, by the way?
-About what?

-About how long he's staying.
-A couple of days, I think.

-A couple of days?
-Or maybe a week. I don't know.

That could mean anything.

I invited him to dinner tomorrow.
I promise we'll talk about it then.

-You mean you want me to talk to him?
-No, I'll talk to him.

You have to admit it's a bit weird
that he shows up unannounced.

We don't know how long he's staying
or anything. It's a bit crazy.

About as crazy as when your sister turned
up last year and stayed for 8,000 years.

Yeah, things got a bit out of sorts.

-Speaking of weird...
-I know, we'll finish this salami.

That's not what I'm talking about.
I was thinking about Martin.

I can't get over that he got rid of
the stroller. It was really insensitive.

If Katja turned up with a bunch of
William's old things, would you like it?

Yes, I would think
it was considerate and nice.

-For real?
-Yes, for real. It was insensitive.

-I don't get what the problem is.
-Don't let it get to you.

Okay...
If you'll talk to Ingmar, I'll let it go.

-I will talk to Ingmar.
-Good.

Have some salami now.

All the places we can afford
are in like Rimbo or outside Eskilstuna.

Bummer.

There has to be something.
Maybe you don't know how to search.

No, I'm sticking to what we can afford.
I can put in some fantasy numbers.

-I don't want to live out in the sticks.
-It's about what you can afford.

Can't you search around here?

-I knocked.
-Okay...

-What are you doing?
-Looking for my panties.

-Try looking in your room.
-I already did. That's why I'm here.

Grandma keeps mixing up
mine and Sima's laundry.

-Can you pick that up?
-That's what I'm doing.

-It looks like you're making a mess.
-Look, here they are. Thanks a lot.

-What are you doing?
-It's not like you were screwing.

That doesn't matter.
Can you respect our space?

Are you telling me that?
I'm getting crowded out here.

-You have your own room!
-It's full of Grandma's stuff.

I'll tell her to take
some stuff home with her.

This is her home.

-Make sure you pack everything, William.
-That's what I'm doing.

Did you have fun with Frank yesterday?

-His name is Frans. We watched a movie.
-Sounds fun.

He has this home movie set-up
with an awesome surround system.

Wait, William. I thought you
could take this salami to your dad.

-He already has three of them.
-There are more people there.

Take care. See you in a week. Bye.

No way! How cute!
He has the same hairstyle as you.

He has more hair than I ever did.

For real, it's a cute baby. I'm impressed.

I have a suggestion.
Let's go out after work on Friday.

We'll have a few beers, smoke
a daddy cigar and celebrate. I'm buying.

I just have to check with Sima.

-Are you kidding me?
-No.

Mom is with us all the time
and it's freaking Sima out.

I need to check with her.

I've watched you for years. You have to
get your own place. What's the problem?

There are five of us
and buying a place is expensive.

You know how it is, 26,000 a month...
It's tough.

-26?
-Yeah.

-You get the same, right?
-Yeah.

Or? What do you make?

Sebbe? Do you make more than me?

Hey.

It's an amazing feeling of freedom
when you can just go anywhere.

All you need is a parking spot
in a sunny location.

It sounds sweet. I'll definitely buy one.

An RV isn't exactly free.

Once you're tired of the sun,
you can just keep moving.

It sounds great.

How about you come to dinner?
Wouldn't that be fun?

-How about next weekend?
-I'd love to come.

Next weekend? Are you staying that long?

We have some plans.
We thought about going...

We thought about visiting our friends
Gustav and Pia down in Österlen.

It would be really great
if I could cook dinner.

What about the house? I had some stuff
there, pictures and the photo lab.

Don't worry about that.
It's all taken care of.

-What do you mean?
-Thank you for dinner. It was really good.

-Do you want some coffee?
-No, I'm fine.

I'll head back down now.

Listen, William. When you're done,
come on down and I'll show you the RV.

Nah, not today.
I have a Swedish paper due tomorrow.

-I'd love to come.
-You've already seen it, Eddie.

-I'd love to come tomorrow.
-It's a date.

-I'd love to come now. Please!
-Eddie...

Good night.

-Where's Lo?
-With Eddie.

Weren't you supposed to talk to him?
For your sake...

I know, I'm sorry. I tried.

Yes, you really tried.
You gave it your all.

What am I supposed to do, scream at him?

He won't listen.
There's something... He's weird.

More than weird. He's still mean to Eddie.

That was just him being tired.

Oh, okay...

Did you buy it back
from the second hand store?

Yeah, maybe I did.

Nice.

I will talk to him.

Good.

It seems like Patrik wants to do it
at his own pace.

Yeah, but why can't he just ask?
How hard can it be?

Why not just ask how long
he'll be staying there in his weird RV?

Can't you just ask him?

It seems like this is
a bigger problem for you than for Patrik.

Yeah, but I... Yeah...

Do you charge interest when patients
don't pay their bills on time?

They usually pay on time.

-Do they?
-Yes.

Will Lisa be seeing you regularly?

I don't know. It's a bit ad hoc for now.

Is it just a minor hiccup
or is there a new crisis brewing?

You never know.

Is there anything
you want to sound me out on?

No.

Just tell me what you make.
How hard can it be?

Are you kidding me? It's an unwritten
rule, you don't talk about your salary.

-We're talking about it now.
-You are.

-27?
-No.

-28?
-No!

Just tell what you make, come on. 30?

-No, of course I don't make 30,000.
-No...

So 29, or what do you make?

You make 29 grand...?

That's three grand more than I make.
I've worked there since forever.

And I'm older than you. I should
make three grand more than you.

I sell more beds than you do.

I do other stuff, right?
It's not just about beds and shit.

-Think about all your benefits.
-What?

Yeah, gym card and company car,
and you can get a free bed every year.

Yeah, ha-ha.

For real,
we should at least make the same.

Learn to negotiate your salary.
That's what I did.

-Do you want this?
-I don't want my mouth smelling like ass.

-Are you leaving?
-Yeah, I have a date in an hour.

-Don't forget this.
-Thanks a bunch. Take care.

-You, too.
-Bye.

Am I paying for your beer?

-Hello?
-Come in!

-I'll be right out.
-Okay.

Oh, you've seen that.

I might as well admit it. It's cannabis.

-Cannabis?
-In spray form.

Have you started doing drugs?

-Do you want some tea?
-No, I'm fine.

I'm in a lot of pain, you know.
That stuff helps.

Unfortunately, it's not allowed in Sweden,
so I had to order it on the internet.

-Are you sure you don't want tea?
-What pain?

I have pancreatic cancer.

It can cause a lot of pain.
And that stuff helps.

-I don't know what to say.
-You don't have to say anything.

-Aren't you getting treatment?
-Sure, more than you can imagine.

But it didn't pan out.

They tell me that...
I have six months left, more or less.

-And you haven't told Patrik yet?
-No, I haven't gotten around to it.

There's been some trouble with,
you know...

I have to find the right moment...

-Do you want me to do it?
-Hell no.

I'll do it, of course.

You can't tell him. Do you promise?

Slather it all over. Good job.

Like a pizza king.

In every corner, all over.

Lots of tomato sauce.

Hi. We've missed you.

-We're making pizza here.
-Great.

-Cozy, right?
-Really cozy.

It seems like you've missed us, too.

What? Yes, of course.
I'm just tired. Cheers.

Is it Dad? I swear I'll talk to him.

No, you don't need to do that.
Forget about it.

It doesn't matter if he's here for a bit.

For real, it's cozy.

-Cozy?
-For you, and I'm okay with it.

Okay. Great.

Time to add the sausage.
We're making pizza here.

Oh god... Can you get me a glass of water?

Leave it running until it's cold.
And a slice of lemon and... No, no ice.

-Yes, boss.
-I'm not a boss.

Sure, not a boss.
You can actually smell it in the air.

I think it's sexy.
I like it when you boss me around.

You have to leave later.
I have to get up early.

Yeah, yeah. You're just saying that.

You really want me to stay and make
love to you all night long. Isn't that so?

Just get some water.

IN MEMORY OF
BARBRO SVENSSON

Subtitle translation by: Mattias Anulf