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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1111}{1209}Promise me you won't sleep|with an Italian, baby. {1225}{1259}Darling, what are you saying? {1291}{1376}- Nor with an American hippie.|- No, it's disgusting! {1386}{1440}Nor with a pretty little French guy. {1445}{1472}Nope! {1477}{1580}And not even with a Mexican |selling bracelets... {1585}{1633}- ...in the Cote D'Azur.|- Oh, Tenoch. {1638}{1736}- With nobody.|- Of course not. {1756}{1816}- Promise me.|- I promise. {1822}{1861}- What?|- Come on, you know! {1867}{1906}I know what? {1965}{1993}I promise... {1999}{2061}...I won't even sleep... {2067}{2095}...with a Chinese. {2100}{2181}- I'm not joking!|- Don't you trust me, Tenoch? {2196}{2241}- Yes.|- So what? {2303}{2369}- Well, promise.|- And you? {2374}{2413}I promise, too. {2418}{2448}Let's hear it. {2453}{2546}- But we do it together.|- Together. {2563}{2603}One... {2609}{2644}...two... {2650}{2689}...three. {2694}{2772}I promise I... {2778}{2828}...won't sleep with... {2885}{2933}- a Brazilian.|- A German. {2939}{2964}- An Argentinean.|- A Polish. {2969}{3011}- one from Sonora.|- Irish. {3016}{3064}- Or from Guasave.|- Your father. {3070}{3136}Are you crazy? {3398}{3467}Ana's mother, a divorced French|woman, a teacher... {3473}{3527}...at the Foreigners Institute... {3533}{3621}...didn't object about Tenoch|sleeping with her daughter. {3638}{3689}It was different for Julio. {3694}{3824}He stayed with Cecilia until dinner,|and came back the next morning. {3890}{4000}It wasn't noticeable, but Cecilia's|father, an allergy specialist... {4005}{4121}...feared that her relationship with Julio|went too far beyond. {4132}{4191}Her mother, a psychologist... {4196}{4287}...saw it positively, |as an innocent thing. {4292}{4392}- She can't find her passport!|- Then she's gonna miss the plane! {4397}{4477}Julio!|Help me looking for the passport! {4482}{4568}- Be quick, we're in a hurry!|- Yes, yes. {4631}{4684}Did you take the car out? {4700}{4751}- Shut the door!|- And the passport? {4757}{4800}It's here, you stupid. {4808}{4860}Come on! {4865}{4911}Quick. {5169}{5231}- What a nice greeting.|Oh, yeah! {5269}{5292}Hey. {5305}{5376}What are you gonna do tonight, |going to the party? {5381}{5447}No, I'll feel lonely without you... {5452}{5527}...I already know I'm gonna|miss you an awful lot. {5538}{5589}- Come on!|- Cecilia! {5594}{5640}- Your mother!|- Come, come! {5645}{5721}I wanna take a bit of you inside me. {5739}{5792}The plane's gonna leave you on land, honey! {5798}{5856}Move! Move! {5959}{5998}Found it? {6003}{6054}- Here it is!|- Good. {6142}{6194}How are you? {6199}{6276}- Have you seen Esteban?|- No, I haven't. {6311}{6376}Ana, do the check-in! {6486}{6531}How's it going, charrolastra? {6536}{6597}What a farewell party, huh? {6602}{6647}Let'em go. {6653}{6722}I'm gonna miss her, but here we are.|Bye bye. {6728}{6792}- Hi, guys.|- Hey, how's it going? {6797}{6839}Why are you so pale? {6845}{6881}Nevermind. {6910}{6986}- Wonderful!|- Hi, dad! How are you! {7014}{7122}Ana's father was a journalist,|recently converted to politics. {7128}{7247}He was the director of the Institute|of Culture in Mexico City. {7265}{7308}He had a liking for Tenoch... {7313}{7376}...but with his Party mates... {7381}{7484}...and never in front of Ana,|he called him "the young lad". {7489}{7558}- Let's go.|- I wish I was already there. {7563}{7636}- Don't go.|- I'll miss you, my love. {7641}{7706}- I don't want to leave, honey.|- Ana! {7953}{8001}Smell of bread. {8034}{8126}Oh, fuck! Damn hog!|Get the hell off my ass! {8131}{8202}A gift for the promotion.|Fuck off! {8208}{8271}Go to hell, hog! {8278}{8356}Stop , cut it out.|Don't be a child. {8361}{8410}Did your father get pissed? {8415}{8471}No. He got angry. {8476}{8566}If I don't take Economics,|I can forget the car. {8572}{8629}Being left without "Murci�galo" ... {8635}{8729}- only for not willing to study?|- I hate economists! {8734}{8817}They can all go fuck themselves. {8822}{8872}- What an idiot.|- No way. {8877}{8968}I wanna be a writer.|Come with me at Literature. {8974}{9031}No, I pass. {9108}{9238}Fucking traffic! I bet |Boinas is there demonstrating. {9252}{9303}It's her right, charrolastra. {9308}{9405}And it's my right to tell'em|they're sons of a bitch. {9410}{9445}True. {9450}{9556}But there are always nice chicks at |those demonstrations, huh? {9562}{9611}That's for sure. {9621}{9681}Do you wear perfume? {9759}{9830}Holy shit!|You're the hog! {9835}{9860}Open it! {9865}{9927}- Open it!|- There's the safe lock. {9933}{9975}Open it, asshole! {9992}{10097}That day, three demonstations|took place. {10103}{10222}But the jam had been caused by|a pedestrian having been struck. {10227}{10326}Marcelino Escutia,|an immigrant carpenter from Michoac�n. {10334}{10446}Marcelino was hit|by a truck at high speed. {10459}{10537}He never used the pedestrian bridge... {10542}{10649}...because it forced him to walk 2 more|km. to get to the building yard. {10660}{10757}His unidentified body|was recovered... {10762}{10863}and brought to the mortuary.|It was claimed 4 days later. {10999}{11107}Tenoch was the second of three sons|of a Harvard economist... {11112}{11176}...Subsecretary of State... {11186}{11316}...and of a housewife attending|esoteric courses and activities. {11321}{11418}They decided to name Tenoch|"Hern�n"... {11423}{11496}...but then his father took|a job for the government... {11501}{11551}and hit by nationalism... {11556}{11615}...he named his son "Tenoch",|an Aztec name. {11634}{11704}I'll roll this joint and we're off. {11709}{11826}I've brought some stuff|from San Francisco. It's a charm! {11846}{11900}- Uncut pills.|- Really? {11905}{11942}Go with the trip! {11947}{12053}If I see Miriam I'll bite her tits|and fuck her hung by her ears! {12074}{12116}- What a chick!|- Hell, yeah! {12147}{12277}She rubbed herself on me|at Rata's party. {12283}{12336}Really, what a slut! {12369}{12422}I wanna make Saz�n's woman. {12427}{12481}What an ass and what tits! {12537}{12615}Yeah, Saz�n's woman|is outstanding. {12620}{12696}Oh, not here, assshole. On the terrace! {12702}{12763}- The smell is the same.|- It stinks, dude! {12914}{12991}- Nicely damp, isn't it?|- Don't be an asshole. {13012}{13061}- Dry.|- Of course. {13089}{13127}Monkey stuff. {13133}{13169}A strong joint. {13194}{13221}Tenoch! {13241}{13266}My mother. {13272}{13338}- Hello, madam. How are you?|- Hi, Julio. {13344}{13385}- Hi, mom.|- Honey! {13411}{13501}What's up, kids?|You look weird. {13508}{13538}Are you a bit sad? {13552}{13616}It's for the girls, right? {13631}{13715}Come on, boys!|Love has upset you all! {13720}{13792}Think of them, and you'll be with them. {13798}{13889}- Are you coming at Jessica's wedding?|- How could I miss. {13915}{14021}You'll have to dress elegantly.|There will be the president, too. {14027}{14081}Tenoch, throw that cigarette. {14087}{14177}Hello, madam.|Your garden rocks. {14183}{14291}- Saba, I didn't know you were here, too.|- I'm everywhere. {14362}{14441}At the party, Julio and Tenoch |used alcohol and marijuana... {14446}{14511}...and the ecstasy from San Francisco. {14517}{14592}Their conquering plans failed. {14598}{14701}They were afraid that their failure|could mark their summer destiny. {14722}{14787}At 4 AM|Julio threw up on the road. {14792}{14904}At 5, Tenoch broke a car's lamp|going back home... {14909}{14936}The same night... {14943}{15045}...Saba had his first group sex |experience. {15206}{15235}A week passed by {15240}{15314}For Julio and Tenoch,|boredom became routine. {15320}{15411}Tenoch's father was a shareholder|of a sporting club... {15417}{15539}...so his son could get in |on monday, the closing day. {15692}{15765}One, two, three. {16790}{16900}You were breathless 'cause|you had just smoked. {16905}{16935}The pro. {16940}{16989}You only gave me two meters. {16994}{17041}10 at least, asshole. {17048}{17131}- Four, at best.|- Two and a half. {17137}{17178}You always exaggerate. {17223}{17307}Hey, I don't want to exaggerate, but... {17313}{17381}...you got a really ugly cock {17403}{17470}It looks like a hooded monk... {17496}{17565}Then get on your knees. Confess yourself! {17572}{17615}Don't be a queer! {17798}{17849}Six, seven... {17854}{17922}...eight, nine, ten, eleven. {17929}{18000}- More bodyguards than guests.|- Count them. {18005}{18069}3 for the Comonforts,|3 for the Guerreros. {18075}{18106}Don't point. {18111}{18191}My father's boss got two, |like that government guy. {18197}{18279}- Plus all the Major State.|- Add Herminio, won't you? {18285}{18361}- No, he's my driver.|- But he's armed. {18415}{18509}Looks like our Tenoch|is pretty drunk. {18514}{18567}Dad, I've greeted the president. {18573}{18660}The Gonzales Bocanegras are looking for you.|Please, behave with them. {18665}{18743}They've always been so nice with you. {18749}{18783}All right, dad. {18802}{18864}Do you remember the fatty girl? {18881}{18910}How are you? {18915}{18963}It's been a century! {18968}{19002}You see? {19050}{19096}What are you doing? {19144}{19193}What a bunch of assholes, huh? {19198}{19254}- As you say, sir.|- Hey, buddy. {19259}{19341}Do me a Mil lslas.|Pretty loaded. {19523}{19609}Do you remember your cousin, Tenoch?|He wants to be a writer, too. {19614}{19695}You'll have a lot of things to tell. {19700}{19766}- Cheers.|- Cheers, aunt. Thanks. {19799}{19848}- What a lady, huh?|- Yes. {19853}{19934}How are you, baby?|The last time, you were a child... {19939}{19997}...crying for the Ninja Turtles. {20002}{20078}- It was a ThunderCat.|- Sorry, a ThunderCat. {20084}{20185}So you want to tell stories|about children? {20190}{20241}No, stories about morons like you. {20246}{20357}Writing in high school is one thing,|literature is another one. {20362}{20416}- When are you starting?|- Did you read my book? {20421}{20506}- I've read the critics.|- Critics are all assholes! {20517}{20626}Alejandro Montes de Oca, "Jano",|was Tenoch's cousin. {20633}{20761}His father died when he was 3.|He was committed to his aunt. {20767}{20856}He managed to escape abroad |with a master course. {20862}{20939}He had just returned after 10 years. {20944}{21035}Think well.|Do you really want to be a writer? {21040}{21106}It's full of writers,|but the good ones are few. {21111}{21176}It takes a life to become one. {21188}{21232}My cousin, the writer. {21237}{21328}It's not just discipline|and improving your technique. {21334}{21458}No, you need a personal style, too.|You must have lived a lot. {21473}{21558}Let's be honest,|What have you lived? {21563}{21641}Yes, Tenoch, what experience do you have? {21653}{21695}Fuck, guys! {21702}{21751}Sorry, sorry. {21764}{21789}Are you all right? {21901}{21933}I wish... {21938}{21983}...to thank you all... {21990}{22065}...for your presence|at this humble celebration. {22091}{22132}And especially... {22137}{22226}...the president of the republic|and his charming lady... {22233}{22296}...who have shared with us... {22301}{22389}...this important moment|for Jessica and Francisco... {22395}{22466}...in spite of their duties. {22472}{22512}It's really... {22535}{22606}a sensitive act. {22627}{22729}In front of such illustrious guests... {22735}{22829}...I want to wish the newly weds|the most absolute happiness. {22888}{22941}Damn, what a beauty. {22967}{22991}Hello. {22998}{23046}- Pleased to meet you.|- Hi. {23064}{23106}- Hello.|- Hi. {23119}{23187}- Aren't you bored of this all?|- No. {23192}{23241}- Not even a little bit?|- Pardon. {23246}{23296}- Well, a little bit.|- Yes? {23319}{23400}- But where are you from?|- Madrid, Spain. {23405}{23502}- And what are you doing here?|- My husband is one of the relatives. {23507}{23592}- Of the groom?|- No, of the bride. {23598}{23637}Did you see what they've done to me? {23643}{23691}Yes, you, fuck! {23744}{23874}Luisa Cort�s was left an orphan|when 10 because of a car accident. {23898}{23952}She was grown by her grand-aunt... {23957}{24051}...a franchist who fell sick |and was taken care of by Luisa {24056}{24112}in her last 5 years of life. {24118}{24218}Luisa always lived with her.|At 20 she married Jano. {24237}{24342}Months later, the grand-aunt died,|and Luisa lost her last relative. {24348}{24420}- What happened?|- Those assholes. {24426}{24496}How can I introduce you |to the president? {24502}{24551}Let's do it another time. {24557}{24591}- No, let's go.|- With a bit of salt... {24600}{24657}- Salt.|- Let's look for another suit. {24675}{24746}- Jano, don't do this to me.|- Attention. {24751}{24826}- Take care of my mother.|- Hey. {24831}{24873}Is he your husband? {24879}{24953}- Yes, why?|- He's my cousin. {24958}{24984}His cousin. {24989}{25046}- What's your name?|- Me? Tenoch. {25052}{25078}- Tenoch?|- Yes. {25087}{25141}Tenoch, the little dwarf? {25155}{25214}I saw you before getting married. {25220}{25249}You were a little puppy. {25255}{25314}You wanted a Thundercat. {25319}{25366}Good memory. {25377}{25422}- Do you smoke?|- Thanks. {25428}{25502}- You're pretty grown up.|- Thanks. {25508}{25601}When did you arrive? {25606}{25641}Almost a month ago. {25646}{25741}Jano will keep lessons at the university.|From September. {25747}{25799}Are you going on holiday? {25805}{25876}He's going to Villahermosa|with other scholars. {25881}{25967}- I stay doing job colloquies.|- Sure. {25972}{26066}If there's time, I'd like to go to the sea.|And you? {26071}{26156}- We are going to the sea.|- In Puerto Escondido? {26161}{26258}- Jano talked to me a lot about it.|- Puerto? No, it sucks. {26273}{26298}Isn't it a beautiful place? {26303}{26391}Only hip guys and 4th rate |surfers go there. {26396}{26492}There are only fishermen|where we go. {26551}{26596}And what's its name? {26601}{26671}- Mouth... What's its name?|- Heaven's Mouth. {26720}{26769}Heaven's Mouth, sure. {26782}{26828}- It's wonderful!|- A paradise! {26833}{26904}Practically heaven |made sea. {26909}{26944}Tropical. {26966}{27037}A bite of heaven, on earth. {27042}{27106}A paradise on earth, |with roots... {27112}{27197}- You could come with us|Yeah, come with us! {27202}{27227}Me? {27232}{27276}- Would you take me with you?|- Heck, sure. {27281}{27350}- Of course.|- Is there room to sleep? {27355}{27432}Yes, on a bed of sand,|warm and smooth... {27437}{27512}- ...under a starry sky.|- In luxury. {27518}{27618}There's coconut there, |and then we carry some cagu�mas. {27631}{27691}- Cagu�mas?|- Beer. {27700}{27756}Jano will like it. {27794}{27836}The mariachis. {28098}{28195}The president left one hour later.|He had a meeting... {28200}{28331}...with the Executive Committee|for the electoral candidates choice. {28347}{28393}The next morning, at 10... {28398}{28477}He shown disappointment|for the Cerro Verde massacre... {28482}{28581}...denying that the governor of |the state knew anything about it. {28591}{28665}After expressing his condolences... {28671}{28783}...he flew to Seattle for a world |summit on globalization. {28824}{28900}The days passed by, and while Jano|was away because of his meeting... {28908}{29004}...Luisa got some test results |from her doctor. {29009}{29097}In the waiting room, she took a test|on a magazine, named: {29103}{29161}"Are you a satisfied woman?" {29166}{29265}In the first question, Luisa picked|answer B: {29277}{29374}"I prefer to be awake rather |than sleeping and dreaming". {29379}{29409}In the 4th, C: {29421}{29511}"I value time|more than power or money". {29516}{29558}In the 7th, A: {29564}{29663}"I think about today |rather than yesterday or tomorrow". {29669}{29716}She scored 16 points. {29722}{29844}The magazine found her |afraid to claim her freedom. {29850}{29890}Luisa didn't agree. {29965}{30064}Think about Conchita's tits.|Those stiff and hard nipples. {30070}{30113}Excellent. {30119}{30187}And Mayela's pussy? {30193}{30271}All wet and hairy. {30276}{30338}- Your girlfriend's mother.|- Shut up. {30344}{30398}The 2nd grade teacher? {30405}{30512}- Yes, Mrs. Georgina.|- She turned me on. {30518}{30619}- Salma Hayek!|- Yeah, Salmita! {30625}{30719}- Hey, your cousin.|- What cousin? {30725}{30756}The... {30762}{30806}The Spanish one! {31331}{31371}Yes? {31396}{31434}Hello? {31439}{31503}- Honey?|- Jano. {31566}{31616}Are you fine? {31669}{31736}It's just that... {31752}{31801}I'm drunk, Luisa. {31807}{31876}Then go to sleep.|We'll talk tomorrow. {31881}{31934}I'll be back in two days. {31940}{32048}- I love you an awful lot..|- Me too, Jano. {32054}{32156}I'm an idiot.|I swear. I'm crap. {32190}{32236}You're drunk. Sleep. {32242}{32306}I'm an asshole.|A piece of shit. {32312}{32401}Calm down.|What's wrong? {32406}{32454}- Are you fine, honey?|- It's just that... {32460}{32501}It's just that... {32514}{32566}...I've slept with a woman. {32655}{32731}Can you see I'm crap? {32772}{32816}Luisa? {32867}{32917}Why are you telling me this? {32923}{32991}I love you an awful lot! {32996}{33057}Why are you telling me this? {34655}{34707}Here's your sandwich, darling. {34712}{34792}- With your favorite cheese.|- Thanks. {34828}{34861}Hello? {34868}{34919}One moment, please. {34925}{34971}It's for you, Tenoch. {35106}{35132}Who is it? {35137}{35191}I'm Luisa. {35209}{35266}The Spanish. {35271}{35343}Oh, hello! How are you? {35349}{35438}I'm glad I've found you.|You said you were leaving today. {35444}{35531}- To go where?|- To Heaven's Mouth, right? {35546}{35609}Yes, we're leaving today. {35617}{35738}- Are you ready yet?|- Well, we're sorting things out. {35744}{35794}- Listen, a question...|- What? {35858}{35926}Is your invitation still valid? {35942}{35981}Hello? {35986}{36035}- Well...|- I guess it isn't. {36042}{36125}- It's ok, nevermind.|- Wait. Yes, yes. {36130}{36241}- Nevermind, I don't want to bother.|- No, it's fine. {36246}{36325}Where shall we pick you? {36330}{36447}I live in Calle Machu Picchu, at 52.|Third floor, intern C, like cheese. {36642}{36668}Hello? {36674}{36731}Are you sleeping, fucking lazy-bones? {36750}{36861}I've been awake 'till 3|watching tapes. {36866}{36946}- Hurry up, we're going to the beach.|- What? {36951}{37009}To Heaven's Mouth. {37015}{37112}- But it doesn't exist.|- I know, but Luisa wants to go there. {37118}{37176}- What Luisa?|- Luisa. {37182}{37286}- Are you joking? Really?|- Really. Fetch Betsab�. {37292}{37408}It won't make it.|The radiator and the battery are screwed. {37413}{37501}And it's my sister's turn to use it.|Let's go with Murci�galo. {37507}{37602}My father took it off me|because of the broken lamp. {37608}{37655}What an asshole. {37662}{37738}Julio Zapata lived with |his mother and his sister. {37744}{37847}He hadn't seen his father |since when he was 5. {37853}{37983}His mother had always been|a secretary in a corporation. {38051}{38131}His sister Manuela,|known as "Boinas"... {38137}{38267}...studied Political Sciences|At the National University. {38272}{38386}After a long negotiation,|Julio had the car for 5 days... {38395}{38442}...in exchange for 3 weeks... {38448}{38572}...during which Boinas would go |to Chiapas to distribute provisions. {38647}{38701}- Beer!|- Beer, beer, beer. {38706}{38743}Here's the beer. {38763}{38813}One, two.. {38819}{38861}For three! {38877}{38921}Condoms! {38934}{39000}- Aren't there any of your size?|- It's the men's sector. {39068}{39111}Beware, dude. {39141}{39219}After Puebla, get off the highway. {39225}{39321}- The landscape is a real riot.|- Yeah, that way. {39327}{39419}Then, once you're here, go this way.|Damn. {39425}{39487}Saba, you fool, that's a river! {39493}{39572}You're going towards Veracruz! {39578}{39626}No, towards Oaxaca. {39632}{39677}Quiet, then you go this way... {39683}{39769}Careful, right?|There are traffic control posts. {39774}{39864}If you got weed stuff it|In your balls, understood? {39870}{39961}- Saba, we're in a hurry.|- Yes, be quick. {40008}{40091}Then you get to this small village... {40097}{40186}...there's a hut with a giant|Coca-Cola bottle on the top. {40192}{40261}- Saba, and then what?|- Yeah, then? {40267}{40311}What? {40334}{40402}- The beach, ugly fool!|- Yeah, the beach. {40408}{40524}Turn left on a country lane,|and you're on the beach. {40530}{40575}That's all. {40876}{40901}Yes? {40924}{40976}I'll come down immediately. {42147}{42196}Give it to me, I'll help you. {43087}{43146}Be quiet, it's my car. {43207}{43303}- You haven't told us what you do for a living.|- What do you think? {43308}{43351}- A sociologist.|- Cold. {43362}{43405}Philosopher? {43410}{43439}No, cold. {43450}{43501}- Psychologist.|- Really? {43506}{43572}- Lingerie model.|- Frost! {43578}{43614}We surrender. {43620}{43681}I have a degree in odontology. {43686}{43788}- What's that?|- she dries your drooling, at the dentist. {43793}{43833} -Really?|- Really? {43841}{43904}- Why such a choice?|- I didn't make it. {43910}{43957}I never played with dolls... {43963}{44040}...or pretended to be a dentist. {44045}{44183}- Why then?|- I was 16, my aunt fell sick... {44189}{44243}...and I had to find a job. {44249}{44301}4 months later I had a degree. {44307}{44424}- But did you want to do something else before?|- I didn't do well at school. {44430}{44488}I had a fixed idea: {44494}{44597}I wanted to travel. {44603}{44709}- Travelling is super cool.|- Eh, yes. {44716}{44804}- You've never been on a plane!|- What do you mean? {44810}{44865}- Well, only three planes.|- So what? {44870}{44931}And so I would be a philosopher? {44937}{45051}- You look like someone who thinks.|- Of course, you're Jano's wife. {45068}{45184}Luisa often attended to intellectuals'|dinners with Jano. {45190}{45256}She never integrated herself with them. {45261}{45341}There was always someone |willing to involve her... {45346}{45381}...or expose her... {45387}{45457}...giving her the word|in the middle of a discussion. {45463}{45524}Humbly, she used to answer: {45529}{45594}"I don't know anything about these things". {45613}{45691}Sometimes, she would have wanted|to ask them... {45696}{45793}...to list the names of all the teeth|one by one. {45802}{45836}She never did it. {45932}{45991}Charrolastra, pass me the chips. {45997}{46026}What's charro... {46032}{46087}- Charrolastra?|- Yes. What's it? {46092}{46160}A mix of charol astrale|and charro lastre. {46165}{46194}- Cool, isn't it?|- Very. {46199}{46303}Daniel didn't know the words|of an english song and used to sing: {46309}{46365}Charrolastra, charrolo {46392}{46444}Charrolastra, charrolo {46458}{46491}According to Saba... {46496}{46581}...it refers to the dead weight|we are for your father. {46586}{46672}So Daniel and Saba are|charrolastras, too? {46677}{46754}Lately Saba|has been taken by the investigation of... {46759}{46834}...the altered states|of his expanded conscience. {46839}{46897}- In a mystical phase?|- No, dope. {46903}{46990}- He's out of mind.|- We see Daniel less and less. {46995}{47109}- Every day he's more queer.|- Is that why you don't see him? {47114}{47215}He wants to frequent different companies.|But we're still brothers. {47238}{47309}Pecas is just a honorary member... {47314}{47380}...because she has terrible boyfriends. {47385}{47476}- She didn't sign our manifesto.|- Manifesto? {47487}{47517}Tell me something. {47522}{47559}- No.|- It's secret. {47564}{47661}- I won't tell anyone.|- We'd be forced to kill you. {47668}{47762}One: there's no greater honor |than being a charrolastra. {47768}{47834}Two: to each his own. {47840}{47890}Three: pop killed the poetry. {47895}{47986}- Four: a joint a day.|- Saba's idea. {47992}{48056}Five: don't fuck with the others' girlfriends. {48061}{48165}Six: America's supporters are queers.|- Seven: death to the morals. {48170}{48222}Eight: forbidden to get married as a virgin. {48228}{48305}- Nine: Club America's supporters...|- You've already said that. {48311}{48374}It's repeated because|they're queers twice. {48379}{48421}Crappy team. {48426}{48490}Ten: the truth is cool|but unreachable. {48495}{48581}The truth is the best,|but it's very hard to reach. {48587}{48693}Eleven: whoever breaks one of the rules|previously stated... {48699}{48829}...loses his title of|charrolastra. {48837}{48956}Take your manifesto to the parliament|and it will be a success. {48962}{48989}But it's cool, isn't it? {48994}{49058}Don't the charrolastras eat? {49064}{49146}Julio and Tenoch told her |many other tales. {49152}{49225}Each story proved |the strong ties {49230}{49335}...that joined them,|they were like one. {49340}{49470}The stories, although enriched |with personal mythology, were true. {49487}{49583}But like it always happens,|they were incomplete truths. {49589}{49701}Julio didn't say that he used to light matches|to cover the smell in the toilet {49707}{49765}...in Tenoch's house... {49770}{49894}...nor Tenoch revealed that he used to lift |the toilet cover with his foot at Julio's. {49899}{49980}There was no need to know|those details. {50036}{50101}- Do you have girlfriends?|- Yes, Ceci. {50107}{50163}- Ana Bananas.|- Bananas? {50169}{50196}And where are them? {50202}{50275}In Europe.|They're thick as thieves. {50281}{50366}- Where in Europe?|- Around Italy. {50371}{50410}They're lucky. {50415}{50495}- They say it's wonderful.|- Yes, but that's not why. {50500}{50563}- Why?|- Why did they go to Italy? {50569}{50610}- For the clothes?|- On holiday? {50615}{50695}For the guys!|Italian guys are hot! {50700}{50789}- What are you saying? You don't know them.|- Right. {50794}{50860}Ceci wouldn't be able to betray me. {50865}{50938}She wanted to tattoo my name |on her tit. {50944}{51032}- But her mother didn't want her to.|- I took Ana's cherry. {51037}{51086}- She only does it with me.|- Exactly. {51092}{51143}I'm pleased. {51148}{51260}Your girlfriends are lucky for having|boyfriends like you. {51265}{51358}And are you charrolastras faithful?|- Of course. {51364}{51395}That's how it gotta be. {51400}{51471}Have you ever betrayed Jano? {51477}{51553}Me? Betraying Jano?|No, I'd never do that. {51559}{51625}- I'm so hungry...|- Here comes the lady. {51630}{51695}Has he ever betrayed you? {51730}{51815}Jano always needed confirmations. {51821}{51851}Do you think so? {51857}{51906}- Has he betrayed you?|- Some beer. {51912}{51980}- Me too.|- Where did you meet him? {51985}{52033}- In a bar in Madrid.|- Really? {52038}{52123}I bet he was drunk. {52128}{52241}No, he was sober.|I was the totally drunk one. {52247}{52295}- Really?|- Yep. {52305}{52355}- And then?|- And then? {52361}{52470}This guy, so arrogant and bold... {52476}{52516}...comes to me and goes: {52521}{52635}- "Hey, what a chick you are! "|- What did you see in him? {52640}{52705}Really, what did you see? {52711}{52808}Well, I don't know.|Jano and me share a lot of things. {52814}{52855}Like? {52860}{52910}Well... {52915}{53010}He has no father and I'm an orphan {53021}{53080}His mother was annoying... {53085}{53175}...like the aunt I used to live with. {53180}{53286}Those 5 years when I took care|of her were terrible. {53291}{53401}Jano was the only one |to be on my side. {53407}{53475}- Shall we toast?|- Sure! {53481}{53536}To relax. {53582}{53656}- So what will you have?|- I don't know. {54330}{54391}Thanks. Good night. {54397}{54440}Good night. {54580}{54658}- Hey, pal!|- The small one for you. {54664}{54745}- Easy, huh?|- Fuck, yes. {54750}{54776}- Hey.|- What's up? {54782}{54853}Will Ana and Ceci make|some Italians? {54859}{54966}- No, what are you saying?|- Ah, it's full of pee here. {54972}{55040}- No, huh?|- Absolutely not. {55045}{55102}And then Italians are queers. {55107}{55145}Sure. {55184}{55256}D'ya think the little cousin's gonna screw us? {55261}{55365}- Looks like Jano cheats on her.|- Heavy stuff, huh? {55380}{55501}We gotta comfort her.|Make her smile a bit. {55507}{55533}I'll show you. {55538}{55585}Come. {56333}{56380}Hi guys. {56396}{56435}I'm coming. {56455}{56518}- What's up?|- Are you awake? {56524}{56617}Come on, the beach'll run away! {56622}{56710}- Fuck, come on!|- Julio, the beach. {56761}{56797}Now? {56865}{56938}- The after-breakfast, cool.|- Go this way. {56944}{57020}- Can you drive like that?|- Yes. {57056}{57112}You don't feel bends. {57213}{57275}We fly like the Concorde. {57328}{57410}Monkey shit.|Pure shit. {57416}{57504}- Good stuff.|- Sure. {57600}{57637}Good. {57643}{57700}- D'you smoke a lot?|- So and so. You? {57705}{57775}- No.|- Want a beer? {57819}{57893}Tenoch didn't know Tepelmeme... {57898}{57993}...birthplace of Leodegaria|Victoria, Leo, his nanny. {57999}{58075}At 13 she had moved to|Mexico City. {58094}{58224}Leo found a job at lturbide's house,|and took care of Tenoch since his birth. {58244}{58315}Until he was 4 years old,|he called her "mom". {58334}{58394}Tenoch didn't comment. {58437}{58505}There's something for everyone. {58527}{58570}I saw you tonight. {58575}{58607}- What?|- What? {58622}{58690}- You know what I'm talking about.|- No, about what? {58750}{58839}D'you think you're supposed to spy |on a woman in a hotel? {58845}{58895}It was his idea. {58910}{58938}Ah, yes? {58965}{59021}And you followed him. {59027}{59095}- Did you want to see me naked?|- No. {59101}{59215}- And get a good hand-job.|- Come on. {59248}{59320}Tell me one thing: {59327}{59420}Did you make love with|many other women? {59426}{59476}- Some.|- Stop it, you boaster. {59482}{59581}- What.|- He's only fucked with his girlfriend. {59587}{59663}- See that you're wrong.|- With whom then? {59669}{59763}- With Flavia.|- Fuck off! Never. {59769}{59870}The idiot came while |he was still putting the condom on. {59875}{59910}- You told me.|- What? {59916}{59983}A little offer for the queen? {59989}{60018}And you, Tenoch? {60024}{60100}- What?|- Have you made love with others... {60105}{60163}...apart from your girlfriend?|- Some. {60169}{60235}- Yes, 2 or three hookers.|- Hookers? {60240}{60313}- Whores.|- Really? Do you go with whores? {60319}{60381}The little queen is gorgeous. {60387}{60450}- I don't go with whores.|- You do. {60456}{60510}- You're a whore-chaser.|- No. {60516}{60590}- Goodbye!|- Goodbye! {60609}{60673}- Wonderful!|- Turn it up! {60845}{60935}Did you fuck many guys |before Jano? {60941}{61020}I started late |and met Jano soon. {61028}{61128}- Were you a virgin?|- A virgin? No. {61134}{61175}There was a guy before. {61181}{61280}Did he bang you hard? Tell us the truth, |and go, go, go! {61285}{61360}To be honest, yes. {61370}{61476}He took me to the factory where|his uncle worked. {61490}{61568}I was dying with fear, |I barely knew him. {61574}{61662}I thought he wanted to kiss me.|No, instead... {61667}{61720}...he took my cherry. {61725}{61795}- The bastard.|- He hurt me a real lot. {61800}{61865}I said "I won't do it again". {61870}{61985}But we always ended up doing it |in a row. {61991}{62095}I thought he only wanted to screw. {62101}{62173}But he also wanted to talk. {62179}{62230}- He fell in love with me.|- Sure... {62236}{62313}He used to pick me up on his bike... {62319}{62379}...in a leather jacket. {62384}{62456}He was fascinating. I was charmed. {62462}{62510}I always played hooky any time I could. {62515}{62555}Playing hooker, like doing blow jobs and stuff? {62560}{62610}Yes, that, too. {62616}{62691}No,playing hooky means|cutting school classes. {62697}{62810}I used to cut classes |to spend more time with him... {62815}{62915}...in the park, or to take |a good ride on his bike. {62920}{63010}We were even about to go to |the Cote D'Azur. {63016}{63050}Me too. {63056}{63145}A friend of his had found me a job|as a waitress. {63150}{63215}We had everything packed and ready. {63221}{63333}He had a pigtail|and a broken tooth. {63339}{63411}And an earring on the right. {63416}{63490}I was in love with him, I swear. {63508}{63560}Deeply in love. {63573}{63661}- Then Jano came, right?|- No. {63667}{63754}- So what?|- Dead in a bike accident. {63777}{63815}Heck. {63824}{63880}He was 17. {63988}{64065}Had they passed by there|10 years earlier... {64070}{64165}...they would have ran across a couple|of cages in the middle of the road. {64190}{64287}Then across a cloud of white feathers. {64293}{64408}Shortly after, more crushed cages,|with dying chickens. {64414}{64463} {64469}{64570}Later on, an overturned truck, |surrounded with smoke. {64598}{64695}They'd have seen two inert bodies|on the ground... {64700}{64785}...the smaller one covered with |a jacket... {64791}{64870}...and a hopeless woman|crying on his side. {65352}{65410}Another cigarette. {66024}{66105}- Nice song, dude.|- The battery is down. {66149}{66211}Turn on the radio. {66243}{66276}Shit. {66282}{66355}- Hide all the stuff.|- Don't worry. {66360}{66430}- Calm.|- Don't stare at them. {66436}{66533}Damn, those are fucked. {66539}{66595}Don't look, pal. {67472}{67525}What the hell's going on, dude? {67587}{67660}Hey, not a bad crotch. {67666}{67730}That woke up both of you. {67748}{67793}Must have been the heat? {67814}{67893}- Got a hard-on, sucked?|- You don't know how much. {67899}{67976}- He's got a super small one.|- Small, dork? {67982}{68066}Teodoro is 5 millimeters shorter |than your Rasputin. {68071}{68115}Bullshit. {68121}{68156}- Did you measure them?|- Yes. {68162}{68225}- But his one is horrible?|- How horrible? {68231}{68278}- Hooded.|- Come on. {68284}{68358}- Ah! So beautiful!|- What? {68364}{68440}- Seen?|- It sucks, it's disgusting. {68568}{68635}How do you make love with them? {68640}{68740}- Sweetly, with feeling.|- Yeah, with jiribilla. {68746}{68791}With what? {68811}{68880}With affection. {68885}{69009}- What do you exactly do to them?|- First, some groping warms the oven. {69030}{69160}Some kisses on her titties and|some nibbles on her nipples. {69167}{69221}And then? {69227}{69307}- Then I stick it all in.|- With jiribilla. {69312}{69353}And then? {69359}{69435}I push 'till she's dying. {69441}{69491}- Nothing else?|- What do you mean? {69496}{69590}Ceci waves, shakes, moans,|like an oyster with lemon. {69596}{69661}- Ana cries.|- Oh, poor darling. {69666}{69731}- No, she cries with pleasure.|- I figure it. {69737}{69855}- Do you do it missionary style?|- Missionary, doggy-style, everything. {69861}{69986}Ana likes to be on top.|And sitting, too. {69992}{70068}And a good 69, as well.|All the Kamasutra. {70074}{70150}All of it?|- I do everything. {70156}{70271}And what about that thing when|you put a finger in... {70277}{70345}- ...in the ass?|- In the ass? Oh, fuck! {70484}{70565}Go get some water!|Some water! {71085}{71160}- I told ya.|- Towards San Rafael. {71165}{71282}- And how much does it take?|- It'll be ready tomorrow. {71288}{71336}No, but thanks anyway. {71341}{71433}- Nice sombrero.|- Yes, really nice. {71439}{71493}You can keep it. {71498}{71528}- Really?|- Yes. {71533}{71565}- Is it a gift?|- Yes. {71600}{71645}Thanks. {71660}{71712}It looks good on me. {71769}{71815}Here's the coconut. {71977}{72040}- Thanks.|- Sorry. {72697}{72751}That's my name. {72770}{72880}Beautiful name, Luisita. {72940}{73032}Hi, Jano.|I know you're not back yet. {73038}{73150}I'm calling cause I didn't leave any |messages, not to make you worry. {73176}{73263}I wanted to disappear from your life... {73269}{73331}...but I've understood|it's not right. {73337}{73455}This is my message, but|actually, I don't know what to say. {73470}{73547}I've met |Lady Martina. {73553}{73660}She's 98 and she remembers everything|since when she was 5. {73666}{73735}Imagine all she has lived... {73758}{73824}and what we don't live. {73885}{73962}The mousse your mother sent us|is in the fridge. {73968}{74067}Pay the phone bill.|It's on the desk. {74073}{74138}Pick up your shirts from the laundry. {74144}{74235}Careful, don't wrinkle them. {74262}{74337}Well, take care. {74480}{74520}See you. {74691}{74750}Pass me the shampoo. {74774}{74820}Shampoo! {74827}{74870}Please. {75386}{75455}- Oh, I'm sorry.|- No, you can come in. {75494}{75545}- Are you all right?|- Yes. {75551}{75652}Must have been the heat, |the trip, everything. {75658}{75740}We wanted to ask you if you have|some shampoo. {75755}{75790}Did you bring it? {75934}{75980}Take the towel off. {75998}{76035}What? {76065}{76125}I say take the towel off. {76140}{76220}- The towel?|- Yes, the towel. {76285}{76340}Take it off, Tenoch. {76418}{76463}Don't cover yourself. {76469}{76520}Don't cover yourself. {76537}{76640}- You're easily turned on, eh?|- Yeah, huh? {76690}{76750}It's on the left, you've lied to me. {76759}{76880}- What?|- You said it hung on the right. {76900}{76980}- Oh, yeah.|- I imagined it that way, you know. {77014}{77065}Jerk off. {77086}{77125}Jerk off? {77132}{77210}- A hand job. Touch yourself.|- No. {77221}{77270}Do you want me to help you? {77299}{77385}Do you want me to show you my tits? {77432}{77505}I'll show them if you touch yourself. {77591}{77641}Come here, Tenoch. {77702}{77755}Closer. {78347}{78429}I'm wet. Wanna feel it? {78434}{78471}- Yes.|- Touch me. {78477}{78515}Touch me. {78660}{78735}Lick me, Tenoch, lick me. {78857}{78960}- But take my panties off.|- Sure, sure. {79175}{79221}No, come here. {79896}{79945}Oh, honey. {79955}{80000}Honey. {80112}{80195}- I'm sorry.|- It's fine, it doesn't matter. {80203}{80240}Relax. {80705}{80818}Julio didn't know what he felt.|He only knew it wasn't anger. {80824}{80937}He was 8 years old the|last time he had felt that way. {80943}{81006}One night he had gone out drinking {81012}{81130}...and had found his mother in|his godfather's arms. {81149}{81225}Julio had retired in silence... {81230}{81310}...and never told anyone about it. {81516}{81555}How ware you, pal? {81567}{81592}I'm here. {81597}{81663}What about a little challenge? {81669}{81770}- No, it's all full of leaves.|- No problem. {81900}{81928}Okay. {83025}{83080}You've let me beat you. {83192}{83250}You had no reason. {83271}{83312}I made Ana. {83328}{83370}What? {83414}{83485}You've heard me.|I made your girlfriend. {83546}{83670}The last time Tenoch had felt like that|he was 11. {83675}{83766}He head noticed his father's picture |on a newspaper accusing him... {83771}{83888}...of a fraud in the import of |spoiled corn for the poor. {83894}{84008}Tenoch and his parents moved |to Vancouver for eight moths. {84022}{84095}Tenoch never asked the reason. {84386}{84457}Luisa didn't know about |Julio's confession. {84462}{84575}During dinner, though, she felt|the tension between the two friends. {84581}{84646}She sensed the broken equilibrium... {84651}{84706}...that she had to reestablish. {84712}{84770}- Good night.|- Good night. {84857}{84905}Good night, Tenoch. {85214}{85260}What's up? {85265}{85335}- Don't you sleep with Luisa?|- Fuck off. {85960}{86016}How many times did you make her? {86022}{86094}Only one, and I was drunk. {86099}{86146}- When?|- Stop it. {86152}{86240}- No, tell me. When?|- I don't know. {86268}{86330}How's it you don't know? {86357}{86415}While you were at Lake Tahoe. {86430}{86525}- And where was Cecilia?|- She was sick. {86530}{86587}Was it at her place? {86593}{86645}- No.|- Where then? {86674}{86745}- At a party.|- What party, asshole? {86751}{86816}I don't know, dude. {86822}{86895}It was Fruity Loopy's party, |I guess. {86902}{87004}The party when Saba took her cherry? {87040}{87140}- I guess so?|- What are you laughing, asshole? {87150}{87221}- Saba.|- Don't laugh! {87227}{87355}- Who started it?|- Both. We were so fucking drunk. {87413}{87468}And where did you do it? {87474}{87535}In the sister's room. {87600}{87651}How was Ana dressed? {87657}{87765}- Shit! I can't remember.|- Was she wearing pants or a skirt? {87783}{87840}What panties was she wearing? {87845}{87940}- What panties? You've heard me!|- White, I guess. {87945}{88006}- Did she take it in her mouth?|- No! {88011}{88082}Look at me, idiot.|Did she suck it? {88088}{88171}- Did you lick her?|- No, of course not. {88177}{88298}- Did she come?|- How do I know? It was very quick. {88304}{88368}- Did she enjoy it?|- How could I know? {88374}{88456}- And you, asshole, did you enjoy it?|- No, no. {88462}{88555}I felt like shit, I swear. {88561}{88600}I wanted to tell you... {88605}{88654}Fuck off, asshole!|To hell! {88660}{88740}You've broken our friendship.|The trust! {88745}{88832}You made my girlfriend.|You've screwed me! {88838}{88943}And me, idiot, bringing you those |fucking comics from Lake Tahoe. {88948}{89040}And a shit of a dress|for that whore of Ana, fuck! {89046}{89085}Fuck off, dude. {89115}{89165}Fuck off. {89212}{89320}Tenoch, forgive me, pal. {89347}{89395}I didn't do it on purpose. {89405}{89460}Not on purpose? {89465}{89555}You can maybe stomp her foot |not on purpose, not screw her! {89561}{89586}Right? Not make her! {89591}{89645}- Not make her!|- No. {89676}{89731}He went on all night long. {89737}{89844}Tenoch engaged himself in an|endless quest for details. {89849}{89970}He wanted to make a puzzle with pieces |that wouldn't always match. {89989}{90119}In the meanwhile, Julio melted some|details to build a less painful truth. {90568}{90670}Lady Martina gave Luisa the stuffed mouse|with her name on it as a present. {90676}{90760}It belonged to her grand-nephew|Luisa Obreg�n... {90766}{90871}...died of a sunstroke crossing|the desert of Arizona... {90877}{90950}...looking for a better future. {90976}{91081}Luisa believed that the dead |kept being present. {91087}{91230}She wondered how long she would live on |in other people's memories. {91256}{91360}But she didn't want to fill her mind |with thoughts of death. {91662}{91745}She heat has hit you, too? {91909}{91975}A crazy heat. {92026}{92100}Hey, where are you going? {92107}{92172}- Stay here.|- I wanna see Rasputin. {92177}{92247}Listen, I don't like the idea. {92253}{92356}Had Julio come into my room, |it would have been the same. {92380}{92420}Bullshit. {92425}{92498}If you think I'm the driver,|fuck yourselves. {92504}{92547}Go fuck off! {92622}{92660}Calm down! {92665}{92721}Fucking hogs! {92947}{92971}Me, me, me, me. {93615}{93674}- The shoes.|- The what? {93679}{93736}Shoes. {93742}{93808}Okay, pull'em off.|Now... {93950}{94010}...this way, this way, this way. {94060}{94094}Come here! {94161}{94204}Give it to me. {94299}{94370}Come, feel me.|Be calm. Quiet. {94376}{94424}Look at me. {94429}{94469}Look at me. {94716}{94784}- Wait for me.|- Careful. {94883}{94929}I'm sorry. {94935}{94989}Nevermind. Be quiet. {94994}{95051}Luisa, I'm sorry. {95076}{95106}It's just that... {95492}{95559}Don't act this way, come on! {95634}{95705}Wasn't this what you wanted? {95711}{95764}It was your game, right? {95769}{95829}Taking me on a trip |to fuck me, wasn't it? {95835}{95919}So what? {95965}{96033}God, what idiots. {96038}{96149}I shouldn't have done it|with none of you. {96155}{96214}That's what I should have done. {96219}{96289}I didn't want to hurt anyone. {96294}{96339}Do you believe me? {96376}{96436}- Do you forgive me?|- Yes, yes. {96442}{96470}Let's go. {96824}{96859}Me too. {96865}{96919}- You too, what?|- Julio. {96924}{96977}Me too, asshole. {96983}{97101}- You too what?|- I made your girlfriend, Ceci. {97117}{97164}It's not true. {97259}{97334}- When?|- After the Plastilina Mosh gig. {97339}{97387}Son of a bitch. {97393}{97479}That's why you brought me home|first, right, asshole? {97584}{97649}- Where?|- My place. {97677}{97734}- Your place?|- In my room, dude. {97739}{97812}- She had flowered panties.|- Did you screw her? {97818}{97904}- The asshole made mine.|- What happened to Three? {97909}{97981}Three: Don't fuck the others' girlfriends. {97987}{98054}That's Five! {98060}{98109}Get out! {98115}{98207}Get out, asshole!|Now I'll tear you to pieces! {98212}{98270}- Open!|- Hey, guys, stop it! {98276}{98307}Fuck... {98313}{98399}A classic for a boor. {98404}{98474}Now the boor's gonna|smash your face! {98480}{98524}Blow me, dork! {98529}{98575}- Fuck off!|- Snob queer! {98581}{98654}- To hell.|- Julio listen... {98676}{98740}Son of a bitch! {98746}{98829}I thought you were different, |but you're animals! {98834}{98882}The futile Manifesto! {98888}{98967}Not following your own rules! {98972}{99080}You mark your territory and quarrel |but you just want to screw each other! {99086}{99144}That's what you like! {99150}{99260}Who cares if you screw each other's |women, if you come immediately? {99276}{99399}Who made me do this?|I'm here changing diapers. {99600}{99660}Seen, asshole? {99666}{99726}- Come on, get out, open!|- No. {99732}{99792}- She's leaving.|- You've pushed her. {99798}{99864}How could you make my Ceci? {99870}{99934}That whore! {99939}{100006}- So we're even, right?|- Even? {100012}{100142}Not fucking even! Get on your knees, like you |made me do. {100148}{100184}- Come on!|- I'm sorry. {100190}{100293}- On your knees, son of a bitch!|- She's looking for a lift. {100298}{100379}I know, asshole! On your knees! {100413}{100461}Move away. {100467}{100532}- Move away if you want me to get out.|- Here you go. {100538}{100604}Come on, I won't do anything.|Out. {100772}{100800}Sorry. {100805}{100847}On both your knees. {100853}{100954}I beg your pardon, Julio, for screwing |your girlfriend, okay? {100959}{101039}Come on, idot, she's leaving. {101107}{101199}- How many times did you make her?|- Just once, what do you think? {101235}{101293}You're not a charrolastra anymore! {101298}{101374}- You don't mean anything to me anymore.|- You neither. {101379}{101444}You're a piece of shit! {101479}{101549}- Come on, Luisa, get in.|- No. {101555}{101664}I'll take a bus to Puerto Escondido!|To hell with you and Heaven's Mouth. {101670}{101705}We want to go there with you. {101710}{101768}Why? To quarrel.|No, thanks. {101773}{101854}- We won't quarrel.|- We promise. {101860}{101910}I can picture myself, with two dorks. {101916}{102005}- We've been assholes.|- We'll do as you say. {102011}{102045}You command. {102051}{102179}It's a few steps from here!|- it's close, come on. {102193}{102249}But we do as I say. {102254}{102324}At the first quarrel, I'll go away. {102329}{102374}As you say. {102380}{102439}Now I'll set my rules. {102444}{102507}I'll make my Manifesto. {102513}{102556}You've gone beyond, Julio. {102603}{102744}One: I won't fuck with any of you.|Fuck each other, if you wish. {102749}{102856}Two: I sunbathe naked and|I don't want you around and horny. {102862}{102924}Three: I choose the music. {102929}{103029}Four: You're required to kindly |shut up when I say so. {103034}{103094}Five: You cook. {103100}{103229}Six: Not another word on your|poor girlfriends. {103235}{103365}Seven: Keep a distance of 6 meters.|If I prefer so, 100. {103379}{103489}Eight: You'll take care of all the labor. {103495}{103590}Nine: You'll speak only if you already agree. {103596}{103694}But if you just shut up, it's better. {103699}{103794}And Ten: It's forbidden to contradict me. {103800}{103845}And especially pushing me. {104015}{104089}Julio and Tenoch didn't know |where they were... {104095}{104176}...or how to get to their destination. {104182}{104289}Saba's indications|were contradictory. {104295}{104425}Afraid that Luisa might found out, |Julio took a country lane. {106128}{106197}They thought Luisa was sleeping. {106202}{106279}They didn't know that her fear prevented |her from doing so. {106285}{106414}It had nothing to do with darkness|or with what was surrounding her. {109324}{109374}Hey! {109380}{109449}We got ceviche... {109476}{109551}...fried fish and beer! {109890}{109991}Jesus Carranza, known as "Chuy",|and his wife Mabel... {109996}{110092}...the fourth generation |of a fishermen family. {110098}{110189}They lived there, close to San Bernabe. {110194}{110302}Chuy offered himself to escort them|to the beaches the next day. {110308}{110433}He asked them 350 pesos,|including lunch. {110880}{110934}- Let me drive it!|- No. {110940}{111010}- I know how to.|- Fine then. {111016}{111089}- Don't push it too much.|- I know, I know. {111095}{111184}- Nice place to have a bath, that one.|- Name? {111189}{111272}- The Heaven's Mouth.|- Very beautiful. {111359}{111384}Fine. {111730}{111824}Lucero!|Don't harass the lady! {111838}{111914}Don't worry, Mabel!|He's teaching me how to swim. {111940}{112025}- I'll help you.|- No, I can make it on my own, thanks. {112031}{112144}Go to your friend, he's all lonely.|The water is warm. Go. {112266}{112364}Let's see how you play dead. {112384}{112450}Oh, she's dead. {112456}{112495}Oh, Lucero. {112652}{112765}Christian is a whiner.|He spends all night crying. {112771}{112842}He only stops in my arms. {112848}{112972}He likes to be with his little sister.|So pretty, isn't she? {112978}{113064}She looks a lot like you, Mabel.|Same eyes. {113070}{113187}You should have sons, lady.|It shows you know how to handle them. {113193}{113249}You're the in the right age, right? {113359}{113431}He fell asleep.|What do I do? {113436}{113515}Marquez passes to Ramon.|Ramon places on Zepeda. {113521}{113642}He stands out like a colossus |of Santa Ursula. {113648}{113744}Claudio the emperor steals the ball.|You can trust him! {113749}{113814}A trustworthy emperor! {113819}{113944}His majesty goes on,|looks for a personal score. {113971}{114030}Just shoot, heck! {114036}{114075}Here we are. {114080}{114134}A pass to Cuauhtemoc|Which stops it. {114140}{114204}He advances towards the goal... {114209}{114249}...and shoots! {114276}{114334}The "human wall"! {114368}{114419}Campos! {114499}{114624}That's why he's a regular of the national team!|That's why! {114681}{114719}What? {114732}{114767}Don't you like Campos? {115107}{115174}Wouldn't you want to live forever? {115204}{115268}- Yes.|- It'd be beautiful. {115315}{115359}No? {115538}{115639}By the end of the year, the family|will move away... {115644}{115759}...because a new luxury hotel |will rise in San Bernabe. {115765}{115856}They'll move to the suburbs|of Santa Maria Colotepec. {115863}{115934}Chuy will create a transports |company... {115940}{116047}...but will be hindered by|the Acapulco syndicates... {116053}{116124}...and by the Consortium of Tourism. {116132}{116235}Two years later, he'll be a cleaner|in a hotel. {116240}{116285}He won't fish anymore. {116405}{116479}- Heck?|- What? {116496}{116534}What the hell? {116551}{116619}- Speed up Chuy!|- Shit. {116624}{116689}Get away from here, you bastards! {116809}{116879}Not that way, no! {116889}{116959}They're shitting inside here, dude! {117068}{117127}Get out, bastards! {117132}{117211}- You're throwing shit on me!|- Out! {117282}{117339}Let's go! {117408}{117464}Quick, litlle shit! {117489}{117565}The pigs tore the camp|to pieces. {117571}{117674}It was evening already, and Julio and Tenoch|decided to sleep in the city. {117680}{117806}For 75 pesos, Chuy had found them |a room with light and a toilet. {117812}{117916}Luisa was tempted by the idea|of a shower, although a cold one. {117922}{118007}They would go tomorrow |to pick up their stuff. {118039}{118129}The 23 pigs had run away|from a farm near there. {118134}{118222}During the following 2 months, |14 were sacrificed. {118228}{118322}3 will cause a gall-bladder|infection... {118328}{118429}...after having being eaten|at the "El Chavarin" ranch. {118609}{118650}Don't spin, asshole! {118655}{118746}Tell your mother what you want. {118767}{118856}Let me talk.|Let me talk or I'll hang up. {118862}{118937}I would have left anyway, Jano... {118942}{119037}...your call makes everything easier.|I' grateful for that. {119042}{119110}This is not a revenge. {119115}{119225}I've always known about your betrayals|Carmen in Escorial... {119231}{119332}...and the one in Barcelona.|I've always known. {119338}{119444}I just hoped you would change,|that's all. {119450}{119530}My decision has nothing|to do with that. {119536}{119629}I can't explain now,|but soon you'll understand, okay? {119634}{119763}Don't blame yourself|and don't blame me... {119768}{119844}...it's nobody's fault. {119866}{119994}No, I don't hate you.|And please, don't hate me. {120028}{120092}Listen, Jano, listen. {120098}{120206}I'm calling to say that I love you,|and that you've been my life. {120212}{120329}I don't expect a happy farewell,|but let it be affectionate, at least. {120375}{120469}Calm down, please don't|act this way, please. {120553}{120671}Did you notice I took less money than |what was due? {120677}{120759}No, I don't need more.|I'm fine. {120764}{120844}I let my keys in the kitchen. {120850}{120944}Don't lose the terrace key,|there's just one copy. {120970}{121032}I took the T-shirts from Ibiza. {121038}{121104}You know I like to sleep in them. {121115}{121214}I just hope you learn to be happy. {121220}{121275}I am now. {121281}{121371}Take care, Jano.|I'll hang up now, okay? Bye. {121647}{121714}Fuck you! Rematch! {121900}{122002}I'm grateful to all the women|Jano has betrayed me with. {122007}{122054}How did I notice? {122060}{122162}Fucking with him. He experimented with me|the things he learned from the others. {122167}{122241}- You finally understand.|- Like the finger in the ass, right? {122246}{122279}- Yes.|- Come on, really? {122284}{122408}But you must know how to do it.|With delicacy. {122413}{122534}You can't just stick it in.|Jano was a master of finesse. {122541}{122612}- To the master of finesse!|- To Jano! {122618}{122677}Jano, wherever you are. {122683}{122768}I'm glad I've met you. {122773}{122864}Sometimes you're fuckheads,|but in the end... {122870}{122963}...you're really smart. {122968}{123069}You have the luck of living|in a country like Mexico. {123075}{123159}You can breath life everywhere here. {123165}{123234}To the sweet Mexico!|- To Mexico! {123239}{123284}Magic and musical. {123305}{123380}- So, are you friends or not?|- No. {123386}{123444}Come on, make peace. {123455}{123537}- And so I'm a boor?|- Right that. {123543}{123634}- Do you remember that big thing?|- Fuck, that's my car. {123640}{123694}And me, Mr. Delicacy? {123699}{123805}- Okay, okay. A hip guy.|- But you like coming to my place? {123810}{123882}To see what your father steals. {123887}{123979}But his father is a honest man, right? {124002}{124059}Isn't he honest? {124116}{124180}What assholes!|Now you're friends again. {124186}{124254}- To the charrolastras!|- To the charolastras! {124260}{124319}- Want beer?|- Yeah, pretty cold. {124324}{124369}Sure, sure. {124427}{124465}- Luisa.|- What? {124471}{124560}- I'm sorry for the push.|- Oh, Julio... {124566}{124619}- ...you went beyond.|- I know. {124624}{124684}- Give me a kiss.|- Forgive me. {124696}{124739}You're forgiven. {124745}{124782}Hey, Luisa... {124788}{124824}...tell us the truth: {124829}{124904}Who fucks better, between us?|The truth. {124909}{124989}- You make me laugh.|- Come on. {125050}{125115}Each one has certain qualities. {125120}{125194}But who made you feel better? {125200}{125259}I'll mimic Tenoch coming: {125264}{125329}"Honey. Honey!" {125334}{125434}- I don't believe it, pal.|- Julio crosses his eyes. {125494}{125596}But you must stop jacking off|and improve your resistance. {125602}{125675}- He came sooner than me!|- Both do some training. {125681}{125776}- And number Seven?|- Eliminate it. {125810}{125876}Chuy, isn't jacking off cool? {125910}{125963}- To jacking off!|- Yeah! {125968}{126044}You can't toast to jacking off! {126049}{126091}By the way: {126120}{126194}You don't know how to lick it. {126200}{126309}- I didn't do it at all.|- You're surely as lame as Tenoch. {126314}{126414}You licked it like that, |like it were an icicle. {126419}{126520}It must be done with care. The clitoris|must be a great friend of yours. {126525}{126606}It's a problem to find |a great friend. {126612}{126715}Search and you shall find.|There's no greater pleasure than giving it. {126721}{126804}- An applause for the clitoris!|- Yes! {126839}{126934}- Up the clitoris.|- Up the clitoris. {126982}{127051}Listen, seriously... {127057}{127134}Truth, I want the truth: {127153}{127201}Ceci sucked you off. {127207}{127262}The truth? {127268}{127360}- She nibbled it a bit, dude.|- Shit, she sucked you off! {127366}{127459}- Ana bites, too?|- No, she sucks greatly! {127464}{127559}- You said she didn't suck you off.|- Only the tip. {127564}{127639}She missed the big dish. {127694}{127802}- Aren't blow jobs great, Chuy?|- Heck, Chuy! {127807}{127861}- Up the blow jobs!|- Wait. {127866}{127941}Since we're telling the truth: {127947}{128054}I made Ceci many times. {128094}{128215}No problem. I screwed Ana|many times, too. {128221}{128349}- I've been there mixing up the cream.|- Me too! {128357}{128474}Do you realize we're |foster-brothers? {128645}{128727}He made my girl, |but he comes in a blink! {128733}{128842}To your girlfriends, |who are making 10 Italians at a time! {128848}{128899}- To Luigi!|- To Francesco! {128905}{128955}I toast to Tiberio! {128961}{129045}- Got any change?|- Who wants the little maggot here? {129051}{129084}I'll take it. {129089}{129149}Hey, Tenoch. {129155}{129206}- And your mother, too, you know?|- What? {129223}{129304}Really.|The day she washed my clothes. {129355}{129399}Are you serious? {129404}{129459}Absolutely! {129538}{129614}- Cheers!|- You're crazy. {129620}{129689}Luisa! To all mothers! {129796}{129849}Who sings the "Fandunga"? {129855}{129930}- "La Fandunga"?|- Are you joking? {129935}{130022}Actually no.|Give me a number and a letter. {130028}{130084}Thirteen. {130108}{130154}- Ah... B.|- 13-B. {135197}{135305}After Heaven's mouth there's Palikata|and the beaches of Chacrita... {135310}{135342}...and Santa Rita. {135348}{135432}- And Chacagua.|- "Chacagua. " What wonderful names. {135437}{135520}- What do they mean?|- I don't know. {136175}{136242}- Good morning, sleepyhead.|- Sleepyhead. {136248}{136294}Want some eggs? {136336}{136414}- A shrimp soup?|- Please. And a beer. {136419}{136484}The best antidote. {136489}{136580}- I gotta give the car back to my sister.|- Fine. {136585}{136652}- Was it Chacue...|- Chacagua. {136658}{136755}- Is there anything after Chacagua?|- There's Amaranto. {136761}{136849}Golden Beach is there.|Huge, with many waves. {136854}{136974}Many people drown there.|But it's wonderful. {136980}{137074}- Some more soup.|- No, thanks. {137079}{137164}I must go.|My parents must be worried. {137170}{137244}And Julio must give the car back|to his sister. {137249}{137332}I was talking with Mabel|about staying here some more... {137338}{137399}...to see some bays. {137405}{137518}- I'm hungry, mom.|- Well, here you go. {137765}{137809}Go, go! {138145}{138251}That day Julio and Tenoch|started their trip back home. {138264}{138352}It was a silent trip|with no events. {138357}{138487}Their parents never knew|they had gone to the sea with Luisa. {138504}{138634}Luisa stayed exploring|the bays around. {138685}{138783}Parting from Tenoch and Julio,|Luisa told them: {138789}{138897}"Life is like the foam of the sea.|You must dive into it". {139306}{139428}On their return, Ana and Cecilia|broke up with Tenoch and Julio. {139434}{139526}Two months later, Tenoch began|going out with a neighbor. {139531}{139654}It took 11 months for Julio to go out|with a French course mate. {139670}{139757}Julio and Tenoch hung together less |and less. {139770}{139815}The next summer, the PRI... {139820}{139929}...lost the elections for the|first time in 71 years. {139934}{140008}Julio met Tenoch|who was going to the dentist. {140014}{140119}A coffee was less uncomfortable|than the excuses not to do it. {140149}{140247}- And Saba, have you ever met him again?|- I know he lives in Real de Catorce. {140253}{140325}Really? Fine. {140331}{140367}And Daniel? {140389}{140437}Self-declared queer. {140460}{140522}His father kicked him out of home. {140564}{140665}- A big trouble, isn't it?|- On the contrary, he's happy. {140670}{140732}He's even got a boyfriend and stuff. {140753}{140797}It's fine then. {140813}{140904}- I've been admitted to the University.|- Great! When will you start? {140910}{140977}- In September.|- Economics? {140983}{141023}Yep. {141028}{141137}- And you?|- Biology at the UAM. Next week. {141142}{141237}- What a bad luck, huh?|- Yes. The UAM begins sooner. {141440}{141502}Do you know about Luisa? {141525}{141562}No. {141608}{141635}What? {141641}{141702}- She's dead.|- What the fuck are you saying? {141707}{141782}- Anything else, guys?|- No, thanks. {141836}{141901}- And how?|- Cancer. {141915}{141982}She had it everywhere. {141990}{142097}It happened there in San Bernabe.|A month after our departure. {142103}{142172}Chuy called Jano, and that was all. {142198}{142242}Terrible. {142247}{142332}When we met her,|she already knew she had to die. {142349}{142402}She didn't want to tell anyone. {142580}{142707}Luisa spent her last 4 days|in the Hospital of Santa Maria Colotepec. {142716}{142750}By her request... {142755}{142861}... Chuy and Mabel never revealed|her adventure with Tenoch and Julio. {142869}{142992}Before dying, gave Lucero the stuffed|mouse with her name as a present. {143059}{143162}Tenoch apologized. His girlfriend|was waiting for him at the cinema. {143167}{143237}Julio insisted to pay the bill. {143255}{143297}They never met again. {143302}{143357}- Hear you, huh?|- Yep. {143724}{143754}The bill, please.62333