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All set for the
Smooth Jazz Night tonight.
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Thank you, Charles, for allowing
us to use Barfield as a venue.
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Pleasure.
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And thank you, Agatha,
for sponsoring the whole event.
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You are very welcome.
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Business is booming,
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but quite frankly I'm just
hoping that all these jazz fans
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might have the odd little case
that might need investigating.
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Neighborhood watch.
I'm armed and I'm coming in.
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Sorry.
I've always wanted to do that.
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Mrs. Boggle.
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- Is that a Taser?
- No.
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Whose idea was it to give Mrs. B
the neighborhood-watch gig?
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Ted Huxley, the new mayor.
He's a friend of Mr. B's.
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Hit the floor, sucker,
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or I'll blow your arse
from here to Malmesbury.
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I hope Mayor Ted knows
what he's let us all in for.
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Right.
I have to go.
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James is back from his book tour
for a few days.
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- At last. How wonderful.
- Yes, yes. It is wonderful.
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Twelve weeks away,
and it's just gone in a flash.
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I've hardly...
Anyway, yes.
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I'm sure we'll have lots
to talk about.
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- Freeze!
- Oh!
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The first wife confessed
to spraying weed killer
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all over her husband's
prized aubergines.
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Wilkes was like, "That's it.
Case closed."
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I had a feeling in my gut.
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- Of course you did.
- So wait for this.
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It turns out that the first wife
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was actually having an affair
with the second wife.
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And the first wife took the rap
to protect her!
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So, with the two of them
safely brought to justice,
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the ex-husband's
prized aubergines
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were free to flourish
and grow in peace
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and Carsely swept the board
at the allotment of the year.
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And this was all thanks to...
Agatha.
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Nice work, Detective.
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It's funny.
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You used to say that you felt
like an outsider in Carsely.
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Now you couldn't be more
at the center of it.
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Yes.
I suppose I am.
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Which makes me feel a bit better
about the fact that my publisher
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wants to extend the book tour
to the West Coast of America.
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It'd add at least
another six months to the tour.
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I'd be away almost a year.
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This is great news!
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That the tour is going so well.
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Not that you might be away
for six months to a year.
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That's... That's bad...
Bad news, obviously.
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Hello!
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S-Sheila?
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Sorry for the lack of notice,
but I knew that my brother,
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the famous author,
was back briefly,
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so I thought I'd pop in.
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Exactly how long were you
intending to pop in for?
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Not much of a welcome home
for the conquering hero.
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Agatha, even you could have
blown up a couple of balloons.
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He's not 6.
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I have been rather busy,
I will have you know,
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and I've had a lot of cases on.
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Oh.
Still playing detective.
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How quaint.
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James.
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Could you bring my bag
up to my room, please?
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And I'll have a cup of tea
when you're ready.
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Made by you, because...
No offense...
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Agatha makes
the most ghastly tea.
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Sheila.
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Me-Me-Me-Me... ghastly tea...
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Who's Melissa?
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She's, uh, just a writer friend.
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Met on the tour.
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Sweet old thing.
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I'll, um, take this
in the bedroom.
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N-No. No.
I didn't say anything.
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I was going to,
but my sister showed up.
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Oh, come on. Speak up.
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I can't hear a damn thing.
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Oh.
Hello.
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I, uh, just came to check
on this doorknob,
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which I worried might be
a little loose.
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It appears it's fine,
which is a relief.
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I can relax about the...
loose knob.
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Is it or is it not legal
to herd your cow up a road?
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Legal,
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but only between the hours
of 10:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m.,
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with permission
of the commissioner of police.
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Metropolitan Streets Act, 1867.
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Correct.
Yes. Oh.
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Well, I feel safer knowing
my favorite sergeant
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knows when to stop
out-of-hours cow herding.
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Well, I'm not
your favorite sergeant yet.
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I've got to pass this exam
first.
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Are you nervous?
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Uh, only extremely.
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Basically, no one's committing
any crimes,
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so I've had too much time
to think about it.
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Oh, come on, Carsely.
Pull your finger out.
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Start breaking the law
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so Bill doesn't have time
to worry about his exam.
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Right.
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What does Section 32 of
the Salmon Act, 1986, refer to?
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Ah.
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It is illegal to handle
a salmon... suspiciously.
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Have you ever handled a salmon
suspiciously, Bill?
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That law is actually referring
to poachers.
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Oh.
I'm sure it is.
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They're not for you.
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Charles, just...
Just put them on the table.
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- The table.
- Not that table. That table.
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That one.
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Sorry.
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- You okay?
- What?
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Well, you're usually so relaxed
on these occasions.
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I'm... I'm fine.
I'm absolutely fine.
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I'm just... just...
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I just worry about the singer
being any good.
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La-dee-da-dee-dee...
La-dee-dee... Lady Day...
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- Whatever she's called.
- Me too.
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You know, I-I should
introduce myself, but...
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I've been going through
a dry spell with the ladies.
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Charles, y-you don't have to
seduce her.
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You just have to introduce her
at the concert.
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Oh, God.
What's happened to us?
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- We're bags of nerves.
- I know. Come on.
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- That's it. Breathe.
- Yes.
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Stop, driver!
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Go, driver.
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And you, driver.
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Oh!
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Time to finish my shift.
Better go.
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Mayor Huxley.
Your Honor.
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Please.
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I want the Huxley administration
to have a...
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a chilled-out, man-of-the-people
kind of vibe, you know?
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Call me Mayor Ted.
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So, is this, uh,
your lovely wife?
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Oh!
No, no, no, uh, Mayor Ted.
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I'm actually with... that man.
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Hello.
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Looks like Carsely's a groovy
place to live these days.
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Melissa, what the bloody hell
are you doing here?
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What?
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Well, you can't kiss me
like that.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetness.
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It's the French in me.
We're just so physical.
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- I told you not to come.
- Is that Agatha?
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She's not bad-looking
for her age.
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Have you told her?
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I need you to go.
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Jamesy promised Melissa
he would tell Agatha.
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Bad Jamesy.
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Mayor Huxley!
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Oh, it is great
to see you attain high office.
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You had my vote.
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Or you would have had my vote
if I'd have had a vote.
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Sadly, I was not elected
to the parish council.
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Still, you know what they say...
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Politics is show business
for ugly people.
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Not that you're ugly.
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You're quite attractive,
actually.
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Thanks.
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Uh, Charles Fraith.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hello, Lady Day.
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Hello.
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Where's Lord Day?
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You know I'm not a real lady,
right?
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- It's a stage name.
- Yes.
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Yes. I know.
I was joking.
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What's happening to me?
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You know you can, uh,
ask me anything.
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All right,
Junior Detective Toni.
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How many famous murderers
have you put behind bars?
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You know, it's not all about
solving murders.
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You know,
mostly you're investigating
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more minor matters...
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You know, missing persons,
tracking down debtors,
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looking for signs your husband's
having an affair.
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Ooh.
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This will be fun.
What are the signs?
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How do I know if my husband's
having an affair?
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Karen, the concert's
about to start.
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We haven't got time
to muck about.
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Oh, ignore him.
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Forewarned is forearmed.
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Well, sudden changes in mood,
uh, avoiding sex,
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unexplained phone calls,
et cetera.
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Look at your fingers.
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Agatha, hi. Uh, this is, uh,
Melissa, my writer friend.
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I went to a reading
at his book tour.
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- Uh-huh.
- We spent the night together.
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Evening, not night.
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Had a couple of drinks
and then went to bed.
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Uh, went home.
Said goodbye.
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Whatever.
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Um, Jamesy has something
he needs to tell you.
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Well, I'm sure that... Jamesy
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will tell me whatever he has
to tell me at home, in private.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have work to do.
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Are you crazy?
Why are you acting like this?
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Why didn't you tell her?
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I'm going to tell her now.
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Do that...
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and I'll make sure
you regret it.
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Now, get out!
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Agatha.
Sorry.
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Melissa can be a bit...
excitable.
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Oh, I'm sure she can.
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- You're getting this all wrong.
- I'm sure I am, yes.
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What about you?
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You and Charles
were all over each other.
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- What did he say?
- I didn't catch it.
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Really?!
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I am not shagging
Charles Fraith!
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- I heard that all right.
- I do apologize.
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Oh, don't. Please.
It's fascinating.
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I've had my suspicions
about you two for yonks.
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Excuse me.
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James, look.
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Please don't go.
Let me talk to Agatha.
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Hands off me, Fraith.
And stay away from my Agatha.
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James?
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What have you done
to upset James?
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What have I done?
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Does it not occur to you
that your precious brother
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might have done something
to upset me?
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And who are you?
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I live here.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Good evening, everyone.
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Welcome to the
Smooth Jazz Night.
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I'm gonna kick off
with a song I've written.
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Some of you may know it.
Here we go.
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I don't know about you...
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♪ But just lately
I've been thinking ♪
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♪ That the way we praise
the brave, it's quite bizarre ♪
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♪ It's a phrase we misconstrue,
and is spoken without blinking ♪
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♪ That men's bollocks... ♪
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♪ ...are the strongest thing ♪
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♪ By far ♪
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Come on!
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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No one treats Melissa like this!
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You let me in or I'm gonna kick
this bloody door down!
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♪ I will survive ♪
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♪ For as long as I know
how to love ♪
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♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
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♪ I've got all my love to live ♪
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♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
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♪ And I'll survive ♪
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♪ I will ♪
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♪ Survive ♪
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Sorry.
256
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I think I made a bit of a scene
earlier.
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Don't worry.
258
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The mayor asked me
if this happened
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at all of our charity concerts,
because if it did,
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he's definitely coming
to the next one.
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And he gave me
a great big donation.
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You all right?
263
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,827
Yes. Yes.
I'm... I'm fine.
264
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Sorry. Excuse me.
265
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,500
Bill?
266
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:03,901
Agatha, I need to...
267
00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:05,933
You're not on your own, are you?
268
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,803
Uh, no.
Why?
269
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I don't want you to worry
or panic.
270
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,330
I'm really sorry
to have to tell you this,
271
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but neighbors reported hearing
a fight at your cottage.
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And when I got here,
I found a body.
273
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,127
Oh, God.
274
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,833
Oh, please tell me
it's not James.
275
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,133
No, no, no.
No. It's not him.
276
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:29,233
It's... It's...
It's the body of a woman.
277
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,103
What?
278
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,700
Oh, God.
Bill.
279
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:42,873
The body belongs to a woman
called Melissa Sheppard.
280
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Do you know her?
281
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,530
Uh... yes.
282
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I... I-I met her earlier.
283
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,327
S-She was a friend of James'.
284
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,703
Right. Well, your house
is a crime scene.
285
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,070
Can Agatha stay with you
tonight?
286
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:58,067
- Yes. Of course.
- Uh, hashtag MeToo.
287
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:01,397
I'm not going home
until James has been found.
288
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Lady Day, thank you so much.
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Delicious singing.
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And I do hope
someone being brutally murdered
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hasn't ruined your evening.
292
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,530
Inspector, I think we need to
review the evidence.
293
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:19,403
Agatha Raisin's having an affair
with Sir Charles Fraith.
294
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She also argued with James Lacey
and the murdered woman,
295
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and she didn't take her seat
for the concert.
296
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She had opportunity and motive,
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00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,100
to... to use
the technical terms.
298
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,370
I'm a big fan
of TV detective shows. Yeah.
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I always guess the murderer
correctly.
300
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,630
Me too!
301
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:42,803
Mayor Ted, why don't we both
write down on a piece of paper
302
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,470
the name of the person
we think committed the murder,
303
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put it in an envelope, and then,
when we catch the murderer,
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we can see which of us
got it right.
305
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,667
But I just told you
who I think it was.
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00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:53,797
It's Agatha Raisin.
307
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,930
Oh. Right.
308
00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:58,103
Well, that's not gonna work
with this murder, is it?
309
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,470
Oh! Why don't we try it
with the next murder?
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00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,633
Forensics found bloodstains
at the cottage,
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separate to where
Melissa's body was.
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The blood may be hers,
but there's no sign of James.
313
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:17,100
Oh, God, James.
314
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,270
What on earth have you
got yourself mixed up in?
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00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,803
Hey.
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That's James' car.
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00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,797
Oh, no.
318
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,900
We don't know if the blood
in the car or the cottage
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is James',
so we need to keep calm.
320
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,603
You keep calm if you want to.
321
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,200
I'm worried as hell.
322
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,330
But why would someone
attack James at the cottage?
323
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,673
Unless they came looking for
Agatha and James
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00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:17,897
because of the detective work
and mistook Melissa for Agatha.
325
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:21,070
Melissa was
a beautiful young woman.
326
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,167
That's impossible.
327
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,667
How was James
before he disappeared?
328
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,067
Did anything seem
out of character?
329
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,397
Well, I don't know.
330
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,270
I've not seen him for the last
two and a half months.
331
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:34,567
Quite frankly, I don't know
how he was behaving.
332
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,427
Sarah, you'd met Melissa before.
333
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,433
Yes, briefly.
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She was a yoga teacher.
335
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,230
Mnh-mnh.
James said she was a writer.
336
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,433
Maybe she was both.
337
00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:44,803
All I know
is when she moved here
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00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,770
and joined the Ladies Society,
she acted rather grand.
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00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,567
- Grand how?
- Oh, you know the type.
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00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,727
They talk big about what they're
making for the cake sale
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00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,103
and then pass shop-bought stuff
off as their own.
342
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,073
Are you taking the mickey?
343
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,827
Sorry.
That's what you did, wasn't it?
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00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,433
I-I forgot.
345
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:03,803
I should've known back then you
were the wrong woman for James.
346
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,500
Anyway, Melissa was married
to Luke Sheppard,
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00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,330
who has a menswear shop
in Malmesbury.
348
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,833
They divorced,
and he moved to Swireford.
349
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,603
I always thought
she was rather bored,
350
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,970
- looking for excitement.
- Oh.
351
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:17,267
And she found that with James?
352
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,073
Well, maybe Sarah and I
353
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,927
should go and see
this Luke Sheppard tomorrow.
354
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:24,673
I don't believe James was having
an affair.
355
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,827
No.
Neither do I.
356
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,233
Although one couldn't blame him
if he was.
357
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,933
God.
What are you muttering about?
358
00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,903
The question is, where is James?
359
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,400
Where was he heading
when he crashed his car?
360
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,870
Well, it was on
the Evesham Road,
361
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,327
near the turning
to Norton-under-Wychwood?
362
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,733
- Agatha!
- Oh, what? Look.
363
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:44,803
If you have nothing helpful to
say, can you please just zip it?
364
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,200
Our old nanny, Maude,
lives in Norton-under-Wychwood.
365
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,070
That must have been
why James was going there.
366
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,527
Helpful enough for you?
367
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,970
I simply don't understand
why James would go on the run
368
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,627
rather than turn to us for help.
369
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,633
Well, I have no idea.
370
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,133
To be honest,
these last few months,
371
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,603
we've been leading
very separate lives.
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00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,870
Listen, Sheila.
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00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,527
I know that we're both
very different
374
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,203
and we don't really get along.
375
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,870
But we both love James and we
want to make sure he's okay.
376
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:21,697
So why don't you and I just,
you know, work together on this
377
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,070
instead of against each other?
378
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,497
- A truce?
- Yes.
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00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,630
But once we've found him,
we can go back to normal?
380
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,503
- Oh, good God, yes.
- Oh, thank God for that.
381
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,170
Come on.
382
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,530
Ah.
Hello, young lady.
383
00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:40,873
Is your daddy home?
384
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,467
Well, I don't think
it's a laughing matter.
385
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,967
We're from the Agatha Raisin
Detective Agency.
386
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,727
We're here to interview
Luke Sheppard.
387
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:52,073
I'm Luke's wife, Karen.
388
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,527
Luke will be home soon.
389
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:55,933
Why don't you come through
to the garden and wait for him?
390
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,400
Agatha Raisin.
391
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,500
She's the one who murdered
her partner, right?
392
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,230
She had nothing to do with that.
393
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:07,873
Don't blame me.
Blame the Mircester Times.
394
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,727
They can't run a headline
like that.
395
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,973
What happened to innocent
until proven guilty?
396
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:15,127
Do you want a cup of tea
or a glass of wine?
397
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:17,903
Oh, it's a bit early for us.
398
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,200
I'm surprised she's old enough
to drink.
399
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,770
She is, however,
old enough to smoke pot.
400
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:26,433
That... is a bong.
401
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,703
I know what a bong is, Charles.
I wasn't always a vicar's wife.
402
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:32,797
Mm.
403
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,267
Nanny Maude spends
most of her time in Scotland,
404
00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:40,827
taking care of her mother.
405
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,503
Well, let's try around the back.
406
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,430
No, no.
This way.
407
00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,873
I haven't been here for years.
408
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:51,267
The truth is, because
our parents worked abroad,
409
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,127
James and I saw more of
Nanny Maude than we did of them.
410
00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,933
No wonder you're both
so screwed up.
411
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:58,303
I thought we were having
a truce.
412
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,500
We are.
413
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,870
Old habits die hard.
Won't happen again.
414
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,873
Hello?
415
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,697
All of us kids.
416
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,870
She didn't have children
of her own.
417
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,597
Agatha?
418
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:47,833
James, if it was him
that was here,
419
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,203
has been searching
for a private doctor.
420
00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:54,233
So the blood must have been his.
421
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,670
He must be hurt.
422
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:02,273
I saw Melissa at the jazz night,
but I've never spoken to her.
423
00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:05,767
So she was a yoga teacher
and a writer?
424
00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:08,697
Luke told me she was
a market gardener and a nutjob.
425
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,100
And her other ex-husband
would say the same thing.
426
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,870
We didn't know
there was another ex-husband.
427
00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:15,067
Oh, yeah.
He's a right weirdo.
428
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:19,597
Owns that vintage toy shop
in Mircester... John Dewey.
429
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,930
He was obsessed with Melissa.
430
00:22:21,933 --> 00:22:23,933
Always threatening Luke
after they got together.
431
00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,267
We should go.
Thank you so much.
432
00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:29,067
Um, we'll speak to your husband
another day.
433
00:22:29,967 --> 00:22:31,867
Come on, Charles.
434
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:38,130
Why leave before we've spoken
to Luke Sheppard?
435
00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:40,333
Luke Sheppard
was at the jazz night
436
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,273
when Melissa was killed,
so he has an alibi.
437
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:45,497
John Dewey threatened Luke
with violence.
438
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,070
He could have done the same
to James
439
00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:49,067
if he thought James and Melissa
were having an affair.
440
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,727
So we need to speak
to John Dewey immediately.
441
00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:56,073
Come on, Charles!
442
00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:57,867
Good luck.
443
00:22:57,867 --> 00:23:00,967
Oh, Bill!
Just wait a sec.
444
00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:03,127
We've found proof
that James is still alive.
445
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,873
Found out where he's staying,
but he's... he's gone.
446
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:08,067
So, obviously, we need to
find out where's he's headed.
447
00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:10,697
So we need you to use
your police resources
448
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,330
to, you know,
check out where he's...
449
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,073
I'm sitting my sergeant's exam
in half an hour,
450
00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:15,227
but I'll come straight back.
451
00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:16,803
I don't think
you're quite understanding me.
452
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,070
I just told you
that James is still alive
453
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:21,397
- and he may be badly hurt.
- Well...
454
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,370
You know what, Bill?
Just don't you worry about it.
455
00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:26,067
Yeah.
It's fine.
456
00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:28,727
Just you obsess
about your stupid exam.
457
00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:31,633
You know, you... you think
you want to be a sergeant.
458
00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:33,303
Do you think
you're really up to it?
459
00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,273
Hmm?
460
00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:51,497
I mean, what kind of man
would want to spend his life
461
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,830
surrounded by these
weird creatures?
462
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,070
This kind of man.
463
00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:59,503
Lonely, single...
464
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:03,330
prefers the company of dolls
to rude humans.
465
00:24:05,267 --> 00:24:07,097
Sorry.
Uh, M-Mr. Dewey?
466
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,200
Ah. Mr. Dewey.
Hello.
467
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,200
- Hi.
- Hi.
468
00:24:10,201 --> 00:24:11,401
We're private detectives.
469
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,300
We'd like to ask you
a few questions about...
470
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,230
Melissa, my ex-wife. Yes.
471
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:18,603
We knew they'd come calling
soon, didn't we, Felicity?
472
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,670
Yes.
473
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,327
Ask me anything you want.
474
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,873
You were punching above your...
475
00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:27,267
You seem an...
An unlikely couple.
476
00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,767
Melissa was out of my league.
477
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:33,367
Is that what you're struggling
to say, my aristocratic friend?
478
00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:34,367
Yes.
479
00:24:34,767 --> 00:24:36,727
Poor Melissa.
480
00:24:36,733 --> 00:24:38,733
She had a troubled childhood.
481
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:42,433
Got in with bad people
who got her into drugs.
482
00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:45,903
I offered her security
after years of turmoil...
483
00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:50,527
until she got bored and had
an affair with Luke Sheppard.
484
00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:53,967
And who could blame her?
He's gorgeous.
485
00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:56,597
Did you threaten her
or Luke Sheppard?
486
00:24:57,233 --> 00:25:00,873
Me?
Threaten big, butch Luke?
487
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,367
What chance would I stand,
my dear?
488
00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:03,967
No.
489
00:25:03,967 --> 00:25:06,297
I was glad to get rid.
490
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,930
I haven't seen or thought of
Melissa for years now.
491
00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:13,903
Sorry.
492
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:18,167
I blew the exam, I'm sure of it.
493
00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,397
Agatha doesn't think
I'm up to being a sergeant,
494
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,100
and now I'm going to
prove her right.
495
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,370
Agatha's just worried
about James.
496
00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:27,197
- She thinks you're amazing.
- Hold on.
497
00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:29,797
There's a light on at Melissa's.
498
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,130
I'm gonna take a look.
499
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,173
No. Bill.
Bill.
500
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,067
Don't take stupid risks because
of something Agatha said.
501
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:38,297
Look.
Call Wilkes for backup.
502
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,830
I don't need Wilkes.
503
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,473
Hello?
504
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,670
Thanks for taking me in.
505
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,897
Forensics say that the hammer
I was attacked with
506
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,670
was the same
that killed Melissa,
507
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:32,267
probably used to attack James.
508
00:26:32,267 --> 00:26:35,167
So it's all connected.
509
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:38,267
We're still no further forward
to finding James.
510
00:26:44,433 --> 00:26:46,603
I think I owe you an apology.
511
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,600
Toni told me what happened.
512
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,800
If it wasn't for me,
513
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,670
you would never have gone
into Melissa's cottage
514
00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:56,067
and you never
would have been attacked.
515
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,730
For what it's worth,
I have always believed in you.
516
00:26:59,733 --> 00:27:01,503
I think you're gonna pass
that exam
517
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,370
and make an excellent sergeant.
518
00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:08,067
Here we go.
519
00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:11,267
Now, Bill, I want you to take
this opportunity
520
00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:14,467
to have a little bit of peace
and time for yourself.
521
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:15,797
Okay?
522
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,930
What's that?
Oh, dear.
523
00:27:17,933 --> 00:27:20,673
Let's just move these away.
524
00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:28,627
No flowers or grapes,
but I did bring vodka.
525
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,500
I thought we could all drink it
one night when you're better.
526
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,400
Sounds like a plan.
527
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,370
I'm so glad you're okay.
528
00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,067
If anything had happened
to you...
529
00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:40,467
Uh, something did happen to me.
530
00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,967
I got hit on the head
with a hammer by a murderer.
531
00:27:42,967 --> 00:27:45,567
I heard a comrade officer
had been wounded in action.
532
00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:47,267
Oh.
533
00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:50,527
Now, I know it's a risk we take
protecting the community,
534
00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:53,073
but still...
Reporting for duty, sir.
535
00:27:53,067 --> 00:27:54,197
How can I help?
536
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,630
Mrs. Boggle, thank you.
537
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:58,333
But right now, it's enough
knowing that you're out there
538
00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:00,973
patrolling the streets,
being our eyes and ears.
539
00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:02,697
Mission accepted.
540
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,670
Well, I'm not sure if we need to
make it that formal.
541
00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:07,767
- I won't let you down.
- Yes. Well, thank you, Mrs. B.
542
00:28:07,767 --> 00:28:09,297
But, uh, if you'll excuse us,
543
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:12,070
we're about to have a bit
of a case-conference.
544
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,967
So, for my money,
545
00:28:13,967 --> 00:28:16,197
I think the villain has to be
546
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,300
one of Melissa's
shopkeeping ex-husbands...
547
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:23,200
John Dewey,
creepy purveyor of dolls,
548
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,330
or hunky Luke Sheppard
549
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:29,273
of L.J. Sheppard
Gentlemen's Outfitters...
550
00:28:29,267 --> 00:28:31,127
Sale ends Friday.
551
00:28:31,133 --> 00:28:36,133
20% percent off all tailoring
on presentation of this flyer.
552
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,673
Thank you for that.
553
00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,697
Toni, could you go back
to Nanny Maude's house,
554
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:42,300
have a root around,
see if there are any signs
555
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:44,070
that James might have returned?
556
00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:46,127
Will do.
557
00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:48,373
Do we think drugs
could be behind all this?
558
00:28:48,367 --> 00:28:51,067
I mean, didn't Dewey say Melissa
had drug issues in her past?
559
00:28:51,067 --> 00:28:52,797
She had them
in her present as well.
560
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,930
Melissa was a regular
at the singles night
561
00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:56,373
at the Fox and Ferret.
562
00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,567
And she went there to buy drugs
563
00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:00,697
from a dealer
who operates there.
564
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,130
I'd be very surprised
if anyone was selling drugs
565
00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,833
- at the singles night.
- Well, you should know.
566
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,873
You're a regular there too,
Sir Charles.
567
00:29:09,133 --> 00:29:11,373
I have no idea what you're
talking about, Mrs. B.
568
00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:13,827
It's in my dossier.
569
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,903
Singles night
at the Fox and Ferret.
570
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:19,930
"Observed Sir Charles Fraith
being rejected by multiple women
571
00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:22,703
whilst wearing
a ridiculous fake mustache."
572
00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:27,070
And my humiliation is complete.
573
00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:29,627
Well, perhaps we should all go
to the singles night,
574
00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:31,733
see if we can find the man
that sold Melissa the drugs.
575
00:29:31,733 --> 00:29:35,273
Now, I'll have to get
a hall pass from Mr. Boggle
576
00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:38,067
because he gets very jealous
when men flock 'round me.
577
00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:39,367
Right.
Well, I'm coming too.
578
00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:41,767
I know I should let Wilkes
handle the investigation.
579
00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:43,667
Oh, good God, no.
No. No.
580
00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:46,397
Do you have anything else on me
in that dossier?
581
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,930
I couldn't possibly discuss
official secrets
582
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:50,773
with a civilian.
583
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,427
Where are you off to?
584
00:29:56,433 --> 00:29:58,733
Singles night
at the Fox and Ferret.
585
00:29:58,733 --> 00:30:00,073
Honestly!
586
00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:02,997
James is barely gone...
Hopefully not gone at all...
587
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,930
And you're already
trying to replace him.
588
00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:07,803
Will you just relax?
589
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,530
I want James back
just as much as you do.
590
00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:13,173
I am going to the singles night
as part of the investigation.
591
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:16,127
But currently,
I am probably famously
592
00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:18,703
the most unsingle woman
in the Cotswolds.
593
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,870
No one's gonna tell me anything.
594
00:30:22,233 --> 00:30:25,233
Actually, Sheila,
how would Mr. Sheila feel
595
00:30:25,233 --> 00:30:27,433
about you being single...
Just for the evening?
596
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,800
Oh, he couldn't care less.
597
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,133
I've never bought drugs
in my life.
598
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:39,403
But if I had, it wouldn't occur
to me to buy them here.
599
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,670
There's a dark underside
to the Cotswolds, Sheila.
600
00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:46,297
It's not all thatched cottages
and cream teas.
601
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:50,430
Now, we've got to blend in
and not attract attention
602
00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,633
if we're going to find
Melissa's dealer.
603
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:55,733
And that hemline needs to go up
an inch or ten.
604
00:30:55,733 --> 00:30:58,703
And I've already told you
about that mustache.
605
00:30:58,700 --> 00:30:59,600
Ow!
606
00:30:59,601 --> 00:31:02,171
- Oh.
- Everyone knows it's you.
607
00:31:02,767 --> 00:31:05,167
Maybe that's where
I've been going wrong.
608
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,730
This private-detective thing
is fun!
609
00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:14,633
- Shh!
- Ooh!
610
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:17,827
- Is the medallion too much?
- Way too much.
611
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,773
It's perfect.
612
00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:22,527
Detective Constable Wong!
613
00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:25,703
What exactly are you doing at
a singles night in the company
614
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:28,130
of half the Agatha Raisin
Detective Agency?
615
00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:30,503
What are you doing at a singles
night, more to the point?
616
00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:32,427
- I'm undercover.
- Mm.
617
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:34,673
I heard there were drugs
being sold here.
618
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,597
I'm wearing a wire.
619
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,070
Testing.
Testing, testing.
620
00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:41,427
I am now entering
the establishment
621
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,873
at approximately 20:46.
622
00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:49,473
Make that 20:47.
623
00:31:50,967 --> 00:31:52,167
Mm.
624
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:04,573
- Hello. You...
- No.
625
00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:06,227
I do not want to give
my feedback
626
00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:08,103
on a recent purchase
of kitty litter.
627
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,130
Nor do I think I may be eligible
for a payout
628
00:32:10,133 --> 00:32:14,173
from a PPI that I bought
in 1998!
629
00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:20,927
Oh, God!
630
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,370
Okay, so what part
of "I'm not interested"
631
00:32:25,367 --> 00:32:26,497
do you not understand?
632
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,070
Agatha.
633
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,770
James?
James, is that you?
634
00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:32,927
Where are you?
635
00:32:32,933 --> 00:32:34,073
I'm calling from a pay phone
636
00:32:34,067 --> 00:32:35,327
so the police don't track
my mobile,
637
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,933
and I've run out of coins.
638
00:32:36,933 --> 00:32:39,973
James, what have you got
to fear from the police?
639
00:32:39,967 --> 00:32:42,427
What have you done?
640
00:32:42,433 --> 00:32:46,133
Please, please,
will you just come back to me?
641
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,233
No.
I want to.
642
00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:50,403
Of course I do.
But I can't.
643
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,330
I-I'd put you in danger,
and I'm not prepared to do that.
644
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,403
I need you to know...
645
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,070
I wasn't having an affair
with Melissa.
646
00:32:59,067 --> 00:33:00,767
I know that.
647
00:33:00,767 --> 00:33:03,067
The police are convinced
I'm responsible,
648
00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:04,597
and that means the killer
is out there
649
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,430
- and no one's looking for them.
- Did you see who killed Melissa?
650
00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:09,973
No.
651
00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:13,167
After I was hit, all I remember
was Melissa's voice.
652
00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:15,667
Uh... it sounded
like she knew them.
653
00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:18,067
Agatha...
654
00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:22,327
that thing that Melissa said
that I had to tell you...
655
00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:23,867
What?
656
00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:26,698
I...
657
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,100
- Agatha? Agatha...
- James.
658
00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:34,067
James.
659
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,330
I've never been to
a singles night before.
660
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:45,633
Every night is singles night
for me at the moment.
661
00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:48,273
My advice to you...
662
00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:50,727
Find someone
to settle down with.
663
00:33:52,733 --> 00:33:54,803
Well, well, well.
664
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,530
Look who's here.
665
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,530
Now, I don't know much,
666
00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:03,973
but I know that you don't bring
a doll to singles night.
667
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:08,227
So, uh, how does this
singles-night thing work, then?
668
00:34:08,233 --> 00:34:10,603
Well, the guys send the girls
drinks, and they hit on us.
669
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,630
That's it, really.
670
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,073
You seem like a bit
of an expert.
671
00:34:14,067 --> 00:34:15,497
Oh, I'm a player.
672
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,070
And don't you forget it, stud.
673
00:34:18,067 --> 00:34:20,467
That's from the gent over there.
674
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,700
What did I tell you?
675
00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:26,173
Ooh.
676
00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:28,527
- From him, madam.
- Cheers. Cheers.
677
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,527
- Ooh!
- Another. From here.
678
00:34:31,533 --> 00:34:33,873
I knew this would happen.
679
00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:37,667
Thank God Mr. Boggle's not here.
He'd tear them limb from limb.
680
00:34:39,367 --> 00:34:40,367
Well done.
681
00:34:40,368 --> 00:34:43,168
Oh. Mrs. Boggle.
682
00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,427
I didn't know that you were
a singleton.
683
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,773
I didn't know that you were.
684
00:34:48,767 --> 00:34:51,397
Oh, I am tonight.
Ooh.
685
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,370
Oh, not... not a word
to the mayoress, of course.
686
00:34:55,367 --> 00:34:58,167
So, um, how about I buy you
687
00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:00,827
and, uh, and this lovely lady
here a drink, eh?
688
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,803
Here undercover.
689
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,300
Wearing a wire.
690
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,900
- Ooh.
- Ooh. Like we're in NCIS.
691
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:07,730
Ooh!
692
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,233
Loving it!
693
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:11,603
So, who are we looking for?
694
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,800
Drug-dealers, illegal purveyors
of substances and highs.
695
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,570
Ah.
Roger that.
696
00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:21,067
Oh, and, um, keep 'em peeled.
697
00:35:21,067 --> 00:35:22,347
- Ooh!
- Whoop, boop, doop, boop.
698
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,870
That guy sold Melissa drugs.
699
00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:27,197
He wasn't saying anything
at first,
700
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,930
but then he fell
for my womanly charm.
701
00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:31,533
I'm just kidding.
702
00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:34,497
He hasn't sold Melissa drugs
in weeks.
703
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,070
She's getting them
from her ex-husband.
704
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,870
Ah!
705
00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:43,797
Would any of you lovely young
people care to join our party?
706
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,730
Sir Charles!
The more the merrier, I say.
707
00:35:45,733 --> 00:35:47,233
Oh. Um...
708
00:35:47,767 --> 00:35:50,427
I'm not sure we're really
in a party mood, Mayor Ted.
709
00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,403
FYI, Constable...
710
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,870
Myself and my unofficial deputy
here
711
00:35:54,867 --> 00:35:56,797
have completed
our investigation,
712
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:01,430
and we can now declare that this
is a drugs-free singles night.
713
00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:03,603
- Great.
- Brilliant. Excuse me.
714
00:36:04,167 --> 00:36:06,067
I'm gonna see her.
715
00:36:08,067 --> 00:36:11,167
So Dewey manages
to avoid questioning
716
00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:15,767
because of an incompetent
inspector and a swinging mayor.
717
00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:17,467
Toni and I could go
and see him today.
718
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,497
Great idea.
719
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,870
I will tell Charles and Sarah
720
00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:23,567
to find an excuse to go
and see Luke Sheppard at work.
721
00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:25,627
I wanted to show you this.
722
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,073
It's CCTV footage.
723
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:30,073
James, you're alive!
724
00:36:30,067 --> 00:36:32,567
Wait.
How did you access this?
725
00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:33,867
Used my police account.
726
00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:35,567
But won't Wilkes know
you've logged on
727
00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:37,067
when you're on sick leave?
728
00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:38,597
What about your promotion?
729
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,370
Well, James is my friend.
730
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,373
You okay, Agatha?
731
00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:46,497
I actually talked to James
last night.
732
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:47,500
You spoke to him?
733
00:36:47,501 --> 00:36:50,071
He rang, but he got cut off
734
00:36:50,067 --> 00:36:53,827
before he could tell me
where he was.
735
00:36:53,833 --> 00:36:55,703
Oh, it's okay.
736
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,400
We'll find him.
737
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,400
We'll start at that lay-by.
738
00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:11,867
That's Dewey's place.
He lives above the shop.
739
00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:17,067
Mrs. Boggle?
740
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:18,427
What are you doing here?
741
00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:22,333
Protecting the community 24/7,
mainly from teenagers.
742
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,633
I hate teenagers, don't you?
743
00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,273
L-Look at them.
744
00:37:26,267 --> 00:37:28,697
Strutting 'round
like they own the place.
745
00:37:29,533 --> 00:37:31,073
And look what they wrote.
746
00:37:31,067 --> 00:37:32,897
It's outrageous!
747
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,600
Any fool knows there are two G's
in "Boggle."
748
00:37:37,433 --> 00:37:41,133
"Walking down street..."
749
00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:43,373
Lovely to meet you, Sir Charles.
750
00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:45,867
And let me say
what a pleasure it is
751
00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:49,527
to make a suit for a man with
such a trim and youthful figure.
752
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:53,073
Ah. Well, one likes
to keep in shape.
753
00:37:53,067 --> 00:37:56,597
My wife says you've been 'round
asking questions about Melissa.
754
00:37:58,867 --> 00:38:00,727
W... Listen.
755
00:38:03,567 --> 00:38:06,067
Sorry.
I couldn't help myself.
756
00:38:06,067 --> 00:38:08,797
I've been staring at that
since you came in.
757
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:13,403
Let me tell you
what I told Inspector Wilkes.
758
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:18,200
On the night of Melissa's
murder, I was at the concert.
759
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,870
And, uh, when that poor
young policeman was attacked...
760
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:29,370
I was at a hotel with
Karen... for her 30th birthday.
761
00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:30,767
Thirtieth?
762
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,467
Yes.
That's right.
763
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,630
Ah.
764
00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:40,273
Won't you join us for tea?
765
00:38:40,267 --> 00:38:42,527
Oh.
Do we have to?
766
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:44,873
Those dolls creep me out.
767
00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:46,227
You told Sir Charles Fraith
768
00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:47,933
that you hadn't seen Melissa
in years,
769
00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:49,973
but our inquiries suggest
otherwise.
770
00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:51,873
Ah.
771
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,070
Melissa came 'round
wanting money...
772
00:38:58,067 --> 00:39:00,067
a few weeks ago.
773
00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:01,467
I told her I couldn't help.
774
00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:03,127
I was worried
she'd only spend it on drugs,
775
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,773
like she did
when we were together.
776
00:39:04,767 --> 00:39:07,767
So she had drug issues
during your marriage?
777
00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:13,267
I am old-fashioned about drugs.
778
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:16,797
I hate them because
of what they did to Melissa.
779
00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:21,833
Right.
All measured up.
780
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:27,273
Shall we say give me
the £300 deposit now...
781
00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:30,067
and the other £1,200
when the suit's ready?
782
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:31,297
Fifteen hundred?
783
00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:33,433
Bargain.
784
00:39:35,567 --> 00:39:38,167
Okay. Yes.
Well done.
785
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:41,967
Clever little snoops,
aren't they, ladies?
786
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,900
Yes.
787
00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:47,667
I did see Melissa, yes.
788
00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:51,433
She was seeing a psychiatrist
in Mircester,
789
00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:53,433
and she popped 'round
afterwards.
790
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,173
She was lonely.
791
00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:57,467
And you won't be surprised
to learn so was I.
792
00:39:57,467 --> 00:39:59,867
Was someone selling her drugs,
Mr. Dewey?
793
00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:02,767
Well, I wouldn't know.
I have nothing to do with drugs.
794
00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,097
They scare me.
795
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,400
What's this about?
796
00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:08,603
I'm pretty sure taking
a toy doll to a singles night
797
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,300
is a good way to stay single.
798
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,630
Well, I...
799
00:40:11,633 --> 00:40:13,973
Well, I'm sure you're right.
Yes.
800
00:40:13,967 --> 00:40:16,867
But the thing is, uh,
I don't have a wingman.
801
00:40:16,867 --> 00:40:19,267
So I make do with a-a wing-doll.
802
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:24,397
Officer Boggle checking in!
803
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,370
Everything okay
804
00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:30,327
or do you want me to call
Inspector Wilkes for backup?
805
00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,603
Yes!
806
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,270
Yes!
He recognized James!
807
00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:37,627
He said that he asked him
for a lift.
808
00:40:37,633 --> 00:40:39,133
But the driver refused
to take him
809
00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:41,703
because he thought he looked...
His words... a little dubious.
810
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,030
Said he wanted to go
to Scotland.
811
00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:44,433
Scotland?!
812
00:40:44,433 --> 00:40:48,273
I mean, obviously we can't go
to Scotland right now.
813
00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:53,073
Your wife not feeding you, mate?
814
00:40:53,067 --> 00:40:54,897
If you knew anything
about my wife's cooking,
815
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,430
you'd understand.
816
00:40:56,433 --> 00:40:58,773
- Can I get a cup of tea, please?
- Sure.
817
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:10,630
So, Dewey is our prime suspect.
818
00:41:10,633 --> 00:41:12,073
Agreed.
819
00:41:12,067 --> 00:41:13,497
As far as I can tell,
820
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,400
the only thing Luke Sheppard
is guilty of
821
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,530
is overcharging me for a suit.
822
00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:19,603
But didn't you say
Luke had a bong in his house?
823
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,070
That could belong to the wife,
Karen.
824
00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:24,073
True.
825
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:27,127
What about checking out
this psychiatrist
826
00:41:27,133 --> 00:41:28,573
that Dewey said
Melissa was seeing?
827
00:41:28,567 --> 00:41:29,767
Good idea.
828
00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:31,867
I was also wondering
if there are any clues
829
00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:33,267
at Melissa's house.
830
00:41:33,267 --> 00:41:34,667
Probably.
831
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:37,927
Whoever Bill disturbed must have
been there for a reason.
832
00:41:37,933 --> 00:41:41,333
I could always, um,
try and break in,
833
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,973
check out her laptops,
et cetera.
834
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:45,127
Neighborhood watch take
a very dim view
835
00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:48,573
of breaking and entering, even
by landed gentry, Sir Charles.
836
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,700
You could always use the spare
key Melissa Sheppard hid
837
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:56,470
under the yellow flowerpot
to the left of the front door.
838
00:41:56,467 --> 00:41:58,127
- It's in the...
- In the dossier.
839
00:41:58,133 --> 00:41:59,673
Course it is.
840
00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,127
Dossier.
841
00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:12,733
Oh.
842
00:42:12,733 --> 00:42:14,533
Marvelous.
843
00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:19,133
Well, she wasn't lying
about being a writer.
844
00:42:19,133 --> 00:42:21,903
Three novels...
"Rehab," "The Walrus"...
845
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:25,100
Oh.
"Fifty Shades of James."
846
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:26,570
Don't need to read that one.
847
00:42:26,567 --> 00:42:29,227
I think we absolutely do
have to read that one.
848
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,530
Well, thank you for your help.
849
00:42:43,533 --> 00:42:44,833
Right.
850
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:48,073
That was the last private doctor
in James' search results,
851
00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:50,267
and he hasn't made
an appointment there either.
852
00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:53,967
So then what was he doing
googling doctors?
853
00:42:53,967 --> 00:42:59,427
Why face all this on his own
rather than ask us for support?
854
00:42:59,433 --> 00:43:01,133
Bloody men.
855
00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:14,633
I wonder who she is.
856
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:18,433
Clearly connected to Melissa
in some way.
857
00:43:20,067 --> 00:43:23,667
But I daresay she'd tell you,
Charles.
858
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:26,927
I mean, what lady can resist
your legendary charms?
859
00:43:27,933 --> 00:43:29,073
Very funny.
860
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,700
Hello.
861
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:39,130
I'd like to make an appointment
to see Dr. Henderson, please.
862
00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:40,903
Yes.
Of course.
863
00:43:50,133 --> 00:43:52,573
Sir Charles Fraith.
864
00:43:52,567 --> 00:43:55,667
Charles.
Hello there.
865
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:57,667
Welcome to the area.
866
00:43:57,667 --> 00:44:00,127
Oh. No.
I-I'm not living here.
867
00:44:00,133 --> 00:44:02,603
No.
The house belonged to my sister.
868
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,070
I'm just collecting
family heirlooms.
869
00:44:05,067 --> 00:44:08,127
I was terribly sorry
to hear of your sad loss.
870
00:44:08,133 --> 00:44:11,073
But I'm sure your sister
would want you to have them.
871
00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:14,397
She definitely wouldn't,
but I'm having them anyway.
872
00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:17,227
You know, I didn't know
your sister very well, but...
873
00:44:17,233 --> 00:44:20,573
but you seem very different.
874
00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:22,167
Why is that, I wonder.
875
00:44:22,733 --> 00:44:24,333
It's a long story.
876
00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:28,067
I would very much like
to hear it.
877
00:44:31,067 --> 00:44:32,967
Would you like to come in?
878
00:44:39,267 --> 00:44:41,927
Still got it, Charlie boy.
879
00:44:41,933 --> 00:44:43,633
We weren't close.
880
00:44:43,633 --> 00:44:46,073
Hadn't seen each other in years.
881
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,130
Melissa was a novelist?
882
00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:55,703
A novelist, a yoga teacher,
an astronaut,
883
00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:57,900
was secretly going out
with Prince William.
884
00:44:58,733 --> 00:45:01,173
Melissa claimed them all.
885
00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:02,267
The truth...
886
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:05,697
She was a narcissist
and a drug addict,
887
00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:08,970
in and out of rehab
in her early 20s.
888
00:45:08,967 --> 00:45:12,497
Even so,
she was our father's favorite.
889
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,170
He disinherited me
and left everything to her.
890
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:19,200
What did you do to deserve that?
891
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,070
I'll tell you another time.
892
00:45:22,367 --> 00:45:25,397
Melissa was pretty and popular.
893
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,400
I was always in her shadow.
894
00:45:28,567 --> 00:45:30,897
I can't imagine why.
895
00:45:33,067 --> 00:45:37,897
Especially, if I may say...
in those heels.
896
00:45:39,733 --> 00:45:42,233
You're very charming,
Sir Charles.
897
00:45:45,067 --> 00:45:48,697
It has been said,
although not recently.
898
00:46:00,067 --> 00:46:02,927
I know a very nice pub nearby.
899
00:46:02,933 --> 00:46:05,173
I wonder if I could buy you
a drink this afternoon.
900
00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:09,227
The plain sister,
901
00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:12,933
jealous of the younger,
more beautiful sister.
902
00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:15,073
A story as old as time.
903
00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:16,827
Add her to the rogue's gallery.
904
00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:19,303
Julia is not plain.
905
00:46:20,067 --> 00:46:21,727
I think she's rather beautiful.
906
00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:24,470
We're going for a drink.
907
00:46:24,467 --> 00:46:26,227
Oh!
908
00:46:26,233 --> 00:46:28,573
Charles has fallen in love
with the new suspect,
909
00:46:28,567 --> 00:46:31,127
only because she's the only
woman in a very long time
910
00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:33,633
that's not given him
the bum's rush.
911
00:46:33,633 --> 00:46:34,633
Yes.
912
00:46:34,634 --> 00:46:36,104
Anyway...
913
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:39,600
we need to get back to Melissa's
house, find that "Rehab" novel.
914
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,800
Oh!
I'm on it.
915
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,170
Good, good.
916
00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,367
That was the receptionist
from one of the private doctors
917
00:46:44,367 --> 00:46:46,527
we called earlier...
A Dr. Henderson.
918
00:46:46,533 --> 00:46:48,533
A person answering
James' description
919
00:46:48,533 --> 00:46:51,273
has just made an appointment
for an hour's time.
920
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:59,700
We need to keep quiet and
stay hidden till he comes out.
921
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:02,730
If James is hurt, he really
needs to see that doctor.
922
00:47:02,733 --> 00:47:04,933
I'll keep my emotions in check.
923
00:47:04,933 --> 00:47:06,103
Good.
924
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,900
Oh, my God!
James!
925
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,870
Sheila!
926
00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,527
James, don't run!
927
00:47:17,533 --> 00:47:19,773
Please just come home!
928
00:47:19,767 --> 00:47:22,367
I can't.
Not yet.
929
00:47:23,933 --> 00:47:25,473
Agatha.
930
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,730
Oh, he thinks
we've called the police!
931
00:47:30,733 --> 00:47:32,803
Oh, well done, Sheila.
Brilliant.
932
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,570
I thought
you boarding-school types
933
00:47:34,567 --> 00:47:36,767
were meant to repress
all your feelings.
934
00:47:36,767 --> 00:47:38,227
Agatha.
935
00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:40,303
Whatever's wrong with James,
936
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:43,570
it's psychological,
not physical.
937
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,430
Okay, Charles.
Here we go.
938
00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:53,533
Hi.
How are you doing?
939
00:47:53,533 --> 00:47:55,373
So nice to see you again.
940
00:47:55,367 --> 00:47:57,327
Sorry.
Hot date.
941
00:47:58,467 --> 00:47:59,727
Okay.
942
00:48:04,567 --> 00:48:06,127
Here we are.
943
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:09,400
Charles?
944
00:48:17,133 --> 00:48:19,203
Is this...
945
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:28,527
I fear this date may not be
as hot as you've imagined.
946
00:48:29,433 --> 00:48:32,533
This is why my father
disinherited me.
947
00:48:33,067 --> 00:48:35,697
He did it
the day I took my vows.
948
00:49:11,233 --> 00:49:16,073
I have a polo mallet...
and I'm not afraid to use it.
949
00:49:25,433 --> 00:49:26,603
Lacey.
950
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,100
Charles.
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