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You know the new word of mouth
is the internet, right?
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Camille,
let me get that backpack.
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‐All my shit's in there.
‐Uh...
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I think I forgot it at the park.
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‐Look, look, look.
‐Let's go catch that bitch.
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And then once we catch them,
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you can get us into Winter Bowl,
deal?
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‐Fine. Come on, let's go.
‐Yeah, okay. Let's go around.
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‐Yo, Farouk, who is that?
‐That's Indigo.
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‐You know Indigo, right?
‐I'm about to.
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‐ I'm gonna push you.
‐ Okay. Oh, shit!
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We're good.
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Oh, you have a key. That's cool.
Is it yours?
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Yeah, she's cool.
She can come in.
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All right. You're good to go.
Skrrt.
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‐Camille?
‐What am I supposed to do?
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Damn, that bitch is cold.
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All right.
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If you have anything else
you need washed,
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speak up;
I'm only doing one more load.
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‐ I do my own laundry, remember?
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‐ Well, you ready
to pay your own rent too?
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‐ No.
That's why I'm still here.
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‐ What's up with you two?
‐ What is in this thing?
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‐ What are you doing?
I told you
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I don't want people in my stuff.
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‐ Oh, so now I'm "people."
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When I made you
that grilled cheese
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this morning, I was "Dad."
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‐ Elizabeth, where you off to?
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‐ Nowhere.
I'm just going out.
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‐ Take this with you.
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‐ I'm vegetarian, Grandma.
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‐ No, you not.
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‐ I knew a vegetarian once.
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She die.
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I want a big smile.
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A bigger one.
A louder one.
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Bye.
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‐ Bro, you fucking
violated that guy.
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‐ I just scared him
a little bit.
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‐ It's okay.
What's a grown‐ass man doing
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eating a ice cream cone,
anyways?
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‐ Everyone eats ice cream, Kirt.
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‐ True.
Whatever.
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Can we get away
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from these bum‐ass tourists,
though?
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‐ Mm, let's just stay here.
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I don't feel like having
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a bunch of thirsty‐ass
skater dudes
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looking at me.
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‐ Would you rather it be
thirsty‐ass skater dudes
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or thirsty‐ass that guy?
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‐ The cat is so cute, though!
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‐ Nah, that shit is cute, bro.
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‐ It's mad cute.
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‐ In case of emergency,
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listen for announcements
and instructions
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from the bridge.
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Please familiarize yourself
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with the location
of life jackets on this‐‐
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‐ So, Janay,
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you had a crazy morning.
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‐ Damn right, Donald.
‐ Tell us about it.
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Please, tell us about it.
‐ I did.
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I'm back with my experience.
‐ Okay.
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‐ W‐where do I even start?
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Like...
‐ At the beginning, girl.
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‐ I ended up on a tour
in my own neighborhood
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with a gang
of Japanese hipsters...
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‐ Oh, no.
‐ And white people in shorts.
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We were on what they call
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the "Brooklyn...
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Edge Graffiti Experience."
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‐ Tell us about your experience.
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‐ I'ma tell you.
So for 20 minutes,
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right, we stared at a mural
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depicting Biggie Smalls'
final day,
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which, according...
‐ Okay.
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‐ To our tour guide, Josh,
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was..."raw."
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It's so visceral.
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It was shit.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Right?
And then also‐‐
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hold on, hold on‐‐ our last stop
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was this Caribbean spot
that I used to go to...
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‐ Yeah, yeah, uh‐huh, uh‐huh.
‐ All the time with my dad.
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You remember that spot, right?
‐ Yeah, I do.
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‐ Now it's a new,
authentic bistro.
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‐ New and authentic?
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‐ How cool is that?
‐ Authentic sounds delicious.
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I can't lie.
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‐ Not delicious enough
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to erase an entire neighborhood.
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‐ Well‐‐ ‐ You've gone too far
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when you put picture frames
around bullet holes,
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which this spot had.
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Ah!
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‐ No, it's new and authentic!
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It's new and authentic!
‐ No, stop!
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I need to ask you all
a question at home real quick.
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Why is it
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that you hate graffiti
in your neighborhoods
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but will pay good money
to see it
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and look at it in mine?
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‐ Please answer that question.
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‐ Need to know.
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Are the comments disabled?
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‐ Um...
‐ I'm trying to...
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‐ Yes.
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‐ Why?
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‐ Um... a couple trolls
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just crawled out
from under they bridges,
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and I just‐‐ I just cut it off.
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I just cut 'em off.
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‐ Every video has trolls.
That doesn't mean you just...
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‐ I know that.
‐ Go and turn the comments off
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because a few fools
are talking shit.
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‐ I know.
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I‐‐they were‐‐but they
were, like, talking mad shit.
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Like, it was unnecessary.
‐ So what?
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It doesn't even matter,
because our comments
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equals engagement
equals our views.
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‐ Okay, yes, I know,
but they were talking
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mad shit about you.
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‐ So?
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‐ Look, just let me
keep them off
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until it, like,
dies down a little bit,
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and then that's that.
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I can't help but be
a little bit protective of you.
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I'm sorry.
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‐ I don't need you
to protect me.
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‐ I know‐‐ ‐ You're not my dad.
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‐ I know I'm not your dad.
Okay?
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I... but I am more
like your twin brother, so...
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‐ You know, sometimes
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I wish you were my actual twin.
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‐ That is precious, Janay.
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That is the sweetest thing
you've ever said to me.
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‐ 'Cause then I would've just
eaten you in the womb.
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‐ And that is so dark.
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‐ And then the comments
would be on...
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‐ That is just dire.
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‐ Oh, come on!
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‐ I'm already over it.
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‐ Yo, it's fine!
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It's gonna be fine.
Yo, it's gonna be mad fun.
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‐ You still mad
about the Winter Bowl thing?
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Guess so!
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‐ Yo, she's mad annoying.
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We looked for her bag all day,
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and she just went to go chill
with those fuckboys.
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Come on, I'ma teach you
how to go down this ramp.
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‐ What?
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‐ Is that Bambi's new video?
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‐ Yo, Milton does
the sickest wallrides
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right here.
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‐ Yo, homey gives zero fucks.
‐ Yo, is that
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Bambi's new video?
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‐ Yo, Mike.
I'm right here, bro.
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‐ Eww, Charlie,
what's on your shirt?
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You always fall for it
every single‐‐
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‐ Hardies.
‐ You gonna hit me?
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‐ Can't violate you right now.
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‐ 'Cause I'm a girl?
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‐ No, 'cause I fucked up
my hand yesterday.
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‐ Man...
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‐ Yo, guys, this bracelet
right here,
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this girl in Utah,
she gave it to me.
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She was mad different, yo.
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After she gave it to me,
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she jumped into the hot tub
at the gym...
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‐ "She jumped into
the hot tub at the gym..."
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‐ with all her clothes on.
‐ "With all her clothes on."
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‐ Even her shoes?
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‐ Yes.
‐ Yes.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
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‐ I know what you doing.
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‐ I know what you doing.
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‐ 'Sup, boys?
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‐ Yo!
‐ Oh, shit!
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‐ Speak of the devil.
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‐ Ka‐shh!
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‐ You know me, bro.
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‐ Yeah, baby, tag it.
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Everything!
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‐ I bet you won't do this.
‐ Bet you won't do this.
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Yo!
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‐ Hi, Camille.
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‐ Hey.
What's up?
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‐ Yo, you guys want
to play S‐K‐A‐T‐E?
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‐ No.
‐ No, come on!
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It's H‐O‐R‐S‐E‐‐
it's like H‐O‐R‐S‐E,
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but it's S‐K‐A‐T‐E.
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Okay, here.
You can hold on to me.
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‐ Ah‐‐ ‐ Yeah!
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Nice!
‐ Fuck, yeah.
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‐ Mm‐hmm!
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‐ Ah!
Ugh.
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‐ Hey.
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‐ You know those Betties,
don't you?
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‐ No, not really.
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I saw your last video,
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and I was just wondering,
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do you, like, hear a song
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and then you just know that
that's a song for the clip,
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or do you cut up the clip first,
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and then lay a song over it?
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‐ Depends.
I mean, sometimes
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there's something
that I've been wanting to use
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or something that, like, I like,
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or something I liked
when I was a kid,
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and... you know,
if it fits, it fits.
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Editing is important, too.
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‐ Yeah!
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Yo, I love when, um,
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like, someone lands,
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and the beat goes with it.
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I don't know.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ I think that's cool.
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But I've been watching
your videos
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since I started skating.
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‐ So, like, six months ago?
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‐ No.
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I been skating
for, like, ten years.
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I...
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What?
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‐ I know.
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I've been watching.
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You're good.
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‐ Thank you.
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Let me get a cigarette.
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Wait, but...
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my finger might touch
the other ones.
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Is that okay?
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Like, you're gonna put
your mouth‐‐I didn't want...
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you know, your mouth to touch...
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Thank you.
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‐ You look perfect.
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Can you lean back
a little bit, though?
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Stand up straight.
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Yeah.
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Can you do one with your hair
just all behind you?
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Perfect.
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Ah, you look great.
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Ah, that's perfect.
‐ What the fuck?
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‐ Oh, yes.
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‐ Why are you taking
her picture?
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‐ I'm casting
for a national campaign,
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and I'm looking for skaters,
and she would be perfect.
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‐ "Tovah O'Malley Casting."
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‐ That's me.
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‐ Okay, cool.
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Well, my name is Janay,
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and this is Kirt.
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‐ Yo, I'll do it,
but I can't wear dresses!
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I gotta stay firm on that.
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‐ Okay.
259
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,410
You guys are so cute.
I'm good for today.
260
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,911
Maybe sometime in the future.
261
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,621
But you, call me, okay?
262
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,665
You have my number.
Bye.
263
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,251
‐ Did that really just happen?
264
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,086
Did you really just get scouted
265
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,755
your first day
at the skate park?
266
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,049
‐ I don't know.
It's weird.
267
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,260
‐ This shit seems legit, bro.
268
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,470
‐ Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it.
269
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,181
‐ So then why did you let her
take your picture?
270
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,977
‐ I'm vain.
271
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,231
Okay.
272
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,455
‐ Damn!
273
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,540
Yo, she just wild out.
274
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,251
‐ That's disgusting.
275
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,627
‐ That was some impressive shit.
276
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,962
No pun intended.
277
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,590
‐ Literally!
‐ What?
278
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:02,842
‐ I'm referring to the fact
279
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,260
that you just rolled
through poo‐poo.
280
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,598
‐ Oh!
‐ Damn!
281
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,724
‐ Fuck!
282
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,311
‐ Yo, I got you.
Come with me.
283
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,480
‐ Bambi, go help her
clean that shit up.
284
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,900
Yo, chill!
Chill!
285
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,032
‐ Hey, I watched your show.
I liked it.
286
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,867
‐ Oh, thanks, thanks!
‐ Nice job.
287
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,369
‐ Yeah, I love doing it.
It's so fun.
288
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,662
I have, like, a bunch of ideas,
289
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,331
like, running through my head
all the time.
290
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,290
It's like, you know those people
291
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,333
who get married on Reddit?
292
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,834
Like, I wanna do one about them.
293
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,961
Or, like, you know how sometimes
294
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,838
you feel bad for your socks
295
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,882
when you don't wear them
for a while?
296
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,926
‐ Yes, do that one.
297
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,471
Um, can I ask you a question?
298
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,681
But don't take offense.
299
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,850
‐ Okay.
300
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:57,063
‐ Well, how close are you
with Donald?
301
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,232
‐ Real‐‐we're
really good friends.
302
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,025
First boyfriend.
303
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,569
Known him pretty much
my whole life.
304
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,904
Why?
305
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,405
‐ How do you deal
with all the negative comments
306
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,365
and stuff?
307
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,742
‐ Oh, yeah.
Donald had said
308
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,410
that there was some riff‐raff
about that,
309
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,662
but he handled it.
310
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,666
‐ Well...
311
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,295
I took a screenshot.
312
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,390
‐ What the fuck?
313
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,641
‐ I'm sorry.
314
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,271
‐ That's why he turned off
the fucking comments.
315
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,441
I gotta go.
316
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,235
‐ Wait, can I have my phone?
317
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,444
‐ Yeah, sorry.
318
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,781
Um, can you just keep this
to yourself?
319
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,783
‐ Yeah, of course.
You okay?
320
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,285
‐ Yeah, I'm fine.
321
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,454
‐ Yo, Honeybear!
322
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,248
Yo, this is, um‐‐
323
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,958
What's your name again?
‐ Ash.
324
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,501
‐ This is Ash!
325
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,962
Yo, good news.
She is gay.
326
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,464
She is!
327
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,387
It's okay.
She's just shy.
328
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,479
‐ Dig it!
‐ What up?
329
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,785
‐ Are you fucking serious?
330
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,996
‐ Yo, I'm sorry.
‐ The fuck is your problem?
331
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,290
‐ I'm sorry!
‐ Yo, back the fuck off, bro.
332
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,125
She said sorry.
‐ You back the fuck up.
333
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,835
The problem's with her, not you.
334
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,128
‐ Calm the fuck down.
335
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,963
Don't tell me that shit,
shrimp dick.
336
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,965
The fuck did you just say?
337
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:51,427
‐ I said you got a shrimp dick!
Shrimp dick!
338
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,596
‐ Okay, if you weren't
a fucking female,
339
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,181
I swear to God...
Oh, my God.
340
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,641
‐ If I wasn't‐‐wah, wah, wah.
What's up?
341
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,100
‐ All right, all right,
all right.
342
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,519
‐ You hear this bitch?
‐ We're gonna have to get
343
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,187
some backup, yo.
Like, this chick's
344
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,480
about to fuck up Luis!
345
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,981
‐ Yo, fuck you guys.
You're all pussies!
346
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,150
Oh, what?
347
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,319
‐ Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
348
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,445
‐ Yeah, push me!
349
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,780
‐ Get the fuck off me, bro!
350
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,825
‐ Fuck you guys.
You're all pussies!
351
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,494
You're all pussies.
‐ Get the fuck out of here.
352
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,871
‐ Yo!
‐ Indigo, where are you going?
353
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,123
‐ I'm going home, Kirt.
354
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,003
‐ Don't let that guy
run you off.
355
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,214
‐ You said Zen.
356
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,966
This was not Zen,
357
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,969
and I don't want no part
of that hostile bullshit.
358
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,512
Keep the board.
I'm done.
359
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,724
‐ Damn, that kind of sucked.
360
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,351
‐ Yeah.
361
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,686
‐ Hey, how come you ran away
362
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,980
from that girl
you liked earlier?
363
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,982
‐ I don't like her.
364
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,858
‐ Really?
'Cause it seems like you do.
365
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,569
‐ I don't like her.
366
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,534
‐ You too?
367
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,412
Man, I hate
when this shit happens.
368
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,878
‐ Hey!
I need to talk to you.
369
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:08,879
‐ What?
Whoa, watch out.
370
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,047
‐ Right now.
‐ Why?
371
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,424
‐ Right now!
‐ Okay, okay.
372
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,051
Yo, I'll be right back.
What's up?
373
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,720
‐ Bro, what the fuck?
‐ What?
374
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,054
‐ You said that you
turned off the comments
375
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,598
because people
were talking about me,
376
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,599
but that's not it.
You lied.
377
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,225
‐ Fuck!
378
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,893
‐ Why would you lie?
‐ Yes, I lie‐‐okay.
379
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,894
Fuck.
Jeez.
380
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,521
I lied.
I lied.
381
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,025
I said that.
I don't...
382
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,943
I don't‐‐fuck.
I just have so much shit
383
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,862
coming at me from all sides
right now, Janay.
384
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,031
I just really don't need it
from you, too, okay?
385
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,074
‐ What the hell is going on?
386
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,704
Fuck.
387
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,332
‐ Can you please just
talk to me?
388
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,929
‐ I can't, man.
I fucking can't.
389
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,514
I'm like‐‐I'm just really afraid
390
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,932
you're gonna think it's true.
391
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,059
I don't want to tell you.
392
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,269
‐ Look, whatever it is,
if it's something bad,
393
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,104
even if it's something
you feel like you did
394
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,939
and you regret...
‐ I didn't do anything.
395
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:09,982
‐ It's fine.
We'll get through it.
396
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,276
‐ I didn't do anything.
397
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,486
Okay?
398
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,283
Some girl caught feelings,
and I didn't catch them back,
399
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,743
and now she wants to destroy me,
400
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,286
and she's just using
this MeToo shit
401
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,246
because she knows it'll work.
402
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,624
That's it.
403
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,292
‐ But did you do anything?
404
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,336
‐ Janay.
405
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,171
Jesus, man.
Of course I didn't do anything.
406
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,381
That's why I didn't
want to tell you,
407
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,924
because as soon as your name
is linked with this shit,
408
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,593
you're automatically guilty.
409
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,720
Like, you're fucked for life.
410
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,641
‐ Okay, then you fight back.
411
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,101
‐ I ca‐‐ ‐ Make a video,
412
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,311
and we could say
what actually happened.
413
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,188
‐ That's not gonna work.
414
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,607
‐ Why not?
415
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,317
‐ 'Cause people don't want
the truth, Janay.
416
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,527
They just want
a witch hunt, man.
417
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:58,155
Like, I'm terrified.
418
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,826
Being inside this,
this is fucking scary.
419
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,953
I could lose my job.
I could lose our show.
420
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,788
You think people want
to watch a fucking YouTube show
421
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,540
with a predator as a host?
422
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,170
And anything I say
will just make it worse.
423
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:17,216
I'm just‐‐there's literally
nothing I can do.
424
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,010
I've tried to think of shit.
425
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,220
‐ Okay, well, then
maybe there's something
426
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,221
that I can do.
427
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,181
Okay?
Maybe I can do something.
428
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,224
What's her name?
429
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,394
‐ I don't...
430
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,312
‐ Just tell me her name.
431
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,315
‐ You have a lot of plants.
432
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,443
‐ Plants are super important.
433
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,613
They actually create
a ton of oxygen.
434
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,616
They're, like, constantly...
regenerating the air.
435
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,162
‐ Well, wouldn't you need,
like, a thousand plants
436
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,705
for that to work?
437
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,707
‐ Well, these are succulents,
so it's different.
438
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,584
Hand me that screwdriver.
439
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,092
Succulents.
440
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,556
‐ You can sit down.
441
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,766
Oh.
442
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,143
Sorry.
I just... forgot.
443
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,775
‐ This is your new board,
by the way.
444
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,193
‐ What?
445
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,028
Really?
446
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,863
I‐‐don't‐‐
447
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,531
don't play around with me
like that
448
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,617
if it's not my board.
449
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,578
‐ Relax.
It's nothing.
450
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,413
‐ Well, okay.
Thank you.
451
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,457
That's really nice of you.
You didn't have to do that.
452
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,169
It's nice of you.
453
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,928
So how did you
get into skateboarding?
454
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,764
‐ I was kind of lost
after my mom died.
455
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,474
‐ Oh.
I didn't know.
456
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,231
‐ That's why they call me Bambi,
457
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,191
'cause my mom died in the woods.
458
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,695
‐ Really?
459
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,950
‐ No.
460
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:11,121
But I was young,
like in the movie, though.
461
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:14,792
‐ Yeah, I know about the movie.
I never seen it, but...
462
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,418
‐ You've never seen "Bambi"?
463
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,212
‐ No, but I know
what happens in it.
464
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:22,341
Like, the mom deer dies,
and the baby g‐‐
465
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,302
‐ I've actually
never seen it either,
466
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,804
but don't tell anybody,
'cause...
467
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,056
‐ You sh‐‐you, of all people,
should see the movie,
468
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,225
'cause your name's‐‐
‐ You're all set.
469
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,812
Thanks.
470
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,064
It's nice.
471
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:42,111
‐ You read
"The Alchemist," right?
472
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,329
‐ Hi, Indigo.
Thanks for coming.
473
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,331
‐ I thought you were done.
474
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:59,044
‐ I was, until Kirt
started textually harassing me.
475
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,379
‐ Look, Indigo, it's because
476
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,548
I don't want you
to stop skateboarding.
477
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,550
What happened at the skate park
isn't fair.
478
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,136
When a girl runs into a boy,
it's a big fucking deal,
479
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,555
but when a boy runs into a boy,
it doesn't even matter.
480
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,724
And I want you
to keep skateboarding!
481
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,852
And I also have... these.
482
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,071
We have to go through here.
483
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,209
Oh, yeah!
484
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,227
‐ Those aren't CDs.
485
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,896
‐ They are.
‐ Those are DVDs.
486
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,606
‐ No, they're CDs.
‐ Those?
487
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:43,899
No, they're not.
488
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,402
‐ No, but they're C‐‐
it's still, like, on a CD.
489
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,778
It's the same‐‐
‐ Those are movies.
490
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,072
‐ The round, circular,
like, shiny thing, right?
491
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,198
That's a CD.
‐ They're discs.
492
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,783
‐ They're CDs, but...
493
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,119
Hey, you have
a pretty good selection.
494
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,120
"Rescue Dawn"...
495
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,454
‐ Thank you.
Thank you so much.
496
00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:58,664
‐ "Memento"?
497
00:24:58,747 --> 00:24:59,957
‐ Yeah.
Have you ever seen that?
498
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,959
‐ Yeah, I saw it in school.
499
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,127
‐ In school?
Really?
500
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,421
‐ Yeah.
I was confused.
501
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,464
Wait, you have "Camp Rock"?
502
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,466
Why do you have "Camp Rock"?
503
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:10,801
That's like the‐‐ that's, like,
504
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,678
a Disney Channel movie
from 2007.
505
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,014
‐ It's good.
506
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,224
‐ I mean, I thought so, too,
when I was, like, seven.
507
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,563
Interesting.
508
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,441
Whoa.
Oh, you have "The Jerk"?
509
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,152
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ You're a jerk.
510
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,320
Oh, my God.
511
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,656
‐ Wait, what's this?
What is this?
512
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:35,034
"Get Off My Dick"?
‐ Oh, man.
513
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:36,535
Yeah, that's the first video
I ever made.
514
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,662
I had no idea what I was doing.
515
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,372
‐ All right, well,
let's watch it.
516
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,832
‐ No!
‐ Why not? Come on.
517
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,208
‐ We're not gonna watch
my video.
518
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,210
‐ Come on!
‐ No, no, no, no, no, no!
519
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,379
No.
520
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,716
What can we watch?
521
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,676
Oh, I know!
522
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,178
‐ "Camp Rock"?
523
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,679
‐ You ever seen "Downtown '81"?
524
00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:56,680
‐ No.
525
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,519
‐ You know, maybe you and I
526
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:05,856
should shoot some clips
one of these days.
527
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:08,025
‐ Yeah!
No, I'm totally down.
528
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,693
Yo, I was actually thinking
the other day about going
529
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,528
to Columbus Park and‐‐
‐ Oh, shh, shh,
530
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,864
you gotta see this part.
‐ Oh.
531
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,283
‐ Can come true.
532
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,993
Sometime,
it might happen to you.
533
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,828
Basquiat.
534
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,372
‐ Especially when you're young
in New York.
535
00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:23,749
But once upon a time,
536
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,876
this place was a wild frontier,
537
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,504
and every youngster
who was fast on the draw
538
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,882
showed up on these streets
to try his hand.
539
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,551
Anyway, the story
you are about to see
540
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,011
isn't true,
541
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,430
but it isn't false, either.
542
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,599
Any resemblance
between the characters
543
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,018
and events depicted here
and reality
544
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:46,063
is purely magical.
545
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,398
‐ I awoke.
546
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:50,234
Had I been dreaming?
547
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,903
I think so.
548
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:56,031
I tried to remember,
but it slipped away.
549
00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,285
But I remembered this place.
550
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,915
Here I was again.
551
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,125
‐ This is our Winter Bowl.
552
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,753
‐ Yeah, except it's summer.
553
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,050
It's Summer's Eve Bowl.
554
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,138
‐ What?
I don't get it.
555
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,099
‐ Summer's Eve Bowl?
556
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,935
‐ So?
557
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,020
‐ Summer's Eve is a douche.
558
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:32,109
‐ Guys, I have something
to confess.
559
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,152
‐ What?
560
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,115
You farted?
‐ No, I did.
561
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,117
‐ Oh.
‐ No.
562
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,785
I like the girl.
563
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:45,289
‐ Wow.
I fucking knew it, bro.
564
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:48,709
‐ Tch. But don't embarrass me
like that again.
565
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,961
‐ Okay, I won't,
but I fucking knew it.
566
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,588
I knew it.
567
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,340
I knew.
I knew.
568
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:58,635
‐ I was just reading
this article,
569
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,345
and apparently,
they just figured out
570
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,598
the formula for...
571
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,601
how fast the universe
is expanding.
572
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,271
‐ How fast is it?
573
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,774
‐ I don't know.
574
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,699
‐ Oh, shit.
Look.
575
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,328
Shh.
576
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,713
She asleep.
577
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,198
Yo, how long do they need
to take to kick in?
578
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,201
I don't know because I don't
understand time right now.
579
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,745
‐ Where'd you find the rat?
‐ He found me.
580
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:53,500
I'm on this date
right now with this girl, Ash.
581
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,461
And, uh, I'm trying not
to screw it up.
582
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:02,217
Wow, look at you.
In the video already.
583
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,635
'Cause cute girls
get more views,
584
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:04,970
don't you know that?
585
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:07,139
‐ Where'd I leave my pens?
‐ I'm starting to suspect
586
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,765
you don't think
this situation is serious.
587
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,100
I need more time.
588
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,476
You've got 48 hours.
589
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:14,730
What's going on with you
and Ash?
590
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,024
You know, things just happened.
591
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,235
This girl Yvette
has been talking shit.
592
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,029
We're about to mob, yo,
we need to go.
593
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,947
‐Yo!
‐Are you following me?
594
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,456
It's called fighting
the patriarchy.
595
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,291
How is throwing a skateboard
through a window
596
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,293
fighting the patriarchy?
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