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(doorbell rings)
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Uh, hey there, chief.
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Uh, look, your mailbox
hasn't been emptied in weeks.
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Oh, no, not the mail.
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What if I'm missing out
on coupon packs,
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or perhaps a jury summons?
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How will I live
without my paper e‐mails?
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Eh, I get it.
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But be a pal, pally.
Empty it out.
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Hmm, it has been baking
in the sun for a while.
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I think it's done.
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(whistling)
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(clanging)
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Mail loaf!
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‐(grunts)
‐(clatters)
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‐(knife buzzing)
‐(Homer humming)
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Carve that mail.
Carve it good.
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Who wants an end piece?
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Hmm...
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(gasps)
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I'm invited to a birthday party
at Addy's.
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Addy? Hmm,
I don't know that friend.
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What subject does she teach?
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It's a kid! I know kids.
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It's a sleepover
at Addy's house.
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‐(murmuring)
‐Addy.
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I met her at the library.
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‐Aha.
‐Oh.
‐Library, Marge.
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LISA: We were the only oneswho loved this old series
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of books, Gallop Girls.
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(both gasp)
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(sniffing)
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BOTH:
Mmm, old book smell.
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(sniffing)
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Mmm, new friend smell.
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(Lisa humming happily)
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What is the deal
with girls and horses?
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Is it 'cause boys took
all the good animals,
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like dogs and ninjas?
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Horses are nature's triumph.
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They have the perfect
combination of power,
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grace and braidable hair.
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Dumb, dumb, stupid.
Legs don't move.
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Ew. Pink?!
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Once cars were invented,
why didn't they just
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kill all the horses...
with the cars?
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Beat it, Summer School.
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Horse‐a‐copter attack.
Its plops are bombs.
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(imitating helicopter rotors)
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(whistles, makes fart sound)
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Let her go. She's a rescue
and uneasy around men.
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(both grunt)
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(gasps):
My paddock!
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(both grunting)
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No horseplay.
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(laughs)
Horseplay!
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Marge, guess what I said.
Fight on.
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Why? Why do you always wreck
the stuff I care about?
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Big brothers are supposed
to be helpful and a little nice.
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I wish I could un‐brother you.
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Not if I un‐sister you first.
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Fine. By the power
of safety scissors,
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I hereby sever the sibling bond.
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‐Snip.
‐(groans)
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(grunts)
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(making fart sounds)
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HOMER:Wow.
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Look at that house.
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I bet they usetheir garage for cars.
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BOTH:
Horsey birthday!
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Your house is huge.
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Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing.
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My dad's the exclusive
ketchup distributor
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for stadiums and megachurches.
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She's obviously lying.
Ketchup is free.
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Play along.
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Hi, I'm Marge.
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Lisa's really been
looking forward
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to your daughter's party.
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Oh, no, I'm the party planner.
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The mother's
on a photoshopping retreat
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to get her son into USC.
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Have fun.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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10:00 a. m. pickup.
Goodbyes and gift bags.
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They're so rich,
they know the future.
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Well, I just finished
the Gallop Girls book
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where George Washington's horse
exposed Benedict Arnold's horse
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as a traitor.
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♪ ♪
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I kind of wanted it
to be a surprise.
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We kind of own horses.
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(delighted squeal)
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You know, Lisa has a sleepover,
Grampa's with the other ones,
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and we are near the marina.
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I'm not looking
for your lost sunglasses.
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It's been six years.
They're gone.
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You are always saying how
I never make plans for us.
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Well, how about a sunset cruise?
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(gasps):
I only ever read about those
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in Sunset Cruise magazine.
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There's even live music.
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This is the band that was gonna
play Lenny's wedding reception
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if he didn't get
pepper‐sprayed at the altar.
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I forgot how handsome you are
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when you make
the slightest effort.
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(both moaning)
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‐Oh.
‐(Homer chuckles)
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Don't worry.
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If you get thrown, your vest
will automatically inflate
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so it breaks your fall.
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Now use the reins.
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Sunflower wants you to lead her.
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(neighs)
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What's the matter, Addison?
You didn't like my post.
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Is your thumb broken?
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(laughs):
Thumb broken?
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Tessa Rose, you are brills.
Completely brills.
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(slurping)
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Literally, that was
the funniest thing ever.
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I can't stop laughing.
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Uh, Addison, why is she
staring at us?
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Addison?
(nervous chuckle)
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Is‐is that what you like
to be called?
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(whinnies)
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This is my crew.
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You probably know them all
from social.
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This is Bella‐Ella.
She's from old money.
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(chuckles):
Myspace.
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Sloan. British.
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And, of course,
beauty icon Tessa Rose.
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Don't you just hate her?
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Aw...
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Oh, right, uh, guys,
this is Lisa.
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She's... her.
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Nice to meet you guys.
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Um, you need to calm down.
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I am calm.
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Stop yelling.
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(whispering):
I'm not yelling.
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Look, matchy‐matchy...
(scoffs)
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...I don't need drama
from someone whose shirt
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is a spoiler for her pants.
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You're hilarious.
I will never stop laughing.
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(slurping)
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Your friends seem,
um, different than you.
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That one keeps saying
things are funny,
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but she's not laughing.
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Oh, she can't.
Her mom got too much Botox
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when she was pregnant.
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Ugh, so lucky.
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I know they seem cliquey
and stuck‐up and...
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‐Awful?
‐Yeah.
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But once they accept you,
you'll see that, deep down,
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they're... nice.
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Oh, good, good.
So they're not mean.
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Oh, I almost judged them.
(chuckles)
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That was close.
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(gasps)
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These will totally hide
my kombucha hangovers.
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I got them in the city.
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The city is New York.
New York City?
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I'll make a note, in a book.
A notebook.
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(gasps):
A phone case.
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It's for the new MyPhone.
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There's no buttons,
and the camera only faces you.
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It's literally unusable.
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What about my gift?
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Look, it's got a little
straw hat
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that fits right over his ears.
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(Sloan laughs)
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She got her a toy.
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Does it come with a nappy?
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Oh, my God,
I'm laughing so hard,
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I can't even breathe.
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Does it dispense bronzer?
Bronzer remover?
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What does it dispense?
How is it makeup?
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But you like it,
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don't you, Addy?
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Oh, it's... adorable.
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(sighs)
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For a "widdle" baby.
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(laughter)
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(breathing heavily)
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♪ Do‐do‐do‐do‐do‐do‐do... ♪
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(phone ringing)
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You're breaking up, honey.
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How's the party?
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It's not fun.
I don't want to stay.
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I want to go home.
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It's... (static) fun.
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I don't want to...(static) go home.
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Thanks for the uneventful
update.
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How's Lisa?
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Having fun and not wanting
to go home.
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Sounds like fun.
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(groans, mutters)
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(phone chimes)
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HOMER: You're right.
Daddy understands completely.
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That's what daddies do.
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(gasps)
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I'm trapped. All night.
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With them.
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♪ ♪
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(groans)
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What do you mean the
Taylor Swift lookalike canceled?
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Now who are the girls gonna
throw cupcakes at?
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Finally.
You're the only adult here.
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I want to go home.
Can you help me?
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Oh, no, this sleepover
has got to get
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100% engagement.
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I can't go back to working
at Bubba Gump Shrimp.
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It's not shrimp.
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Hey, lady bosses,
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who wants to visit
the perfume lab
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and start your own fempire?
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(sniffs deeply)
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What are you wearing,
Desperation by Thirsty Grandma?
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(laughter)
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I'm 26.
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‐(Lisa groans)
‐(phone camera clicks)
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(sighs)
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Let's binge the new season
of Thank God I'm Dead.
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T.G. I'm D.
is literally massive.
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Leandra's funeral is so
on my vision board.
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(quietly):
I'm not allowed
to watch that show
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'cause it glamorizes
inappropriateness.
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It'll be okay.
Just close your eyes.
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♪ ♪
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TESSA:
We get it, warnings,
this show is awesome.
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‐(dramatic music playing on TV)
‐(whimpers)
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Now that she's gone,
she's finally popular.
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I'm gonna ask her ghost
to the prom.
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(gasps)
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(laughter)
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Someone's about to go viral.
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Baby videos are super popular.
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(laughter)
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(laughter)
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(crying)
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‐♪ I think I could stay herefor the rest of my life ♪
‐(phone ringing)
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‐♪ Please don't evermake me go home ♪
‐Mmm?
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(giggles)
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(grunts)
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‐Oh... (giggles)
‐(grumbling)
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(straining)
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(panting)
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What are you doing in here?
This is the caterers' bathroom.
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This Japanese toilet
is the first kind voice
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I've heard all night.
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Addy, why did you invite me to
this party? Just to torture me?
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(sighs) Okay.
Full disclosure, I invited you
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because those other girls
are always so mean to me.
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But then they were mean to you
instead and let me join in.
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Oh, thanks for making this
the best birthday ever.
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Aw.
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Wait, no "aw." That's horrible.
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No, don't you see?
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Next time, you bring a Lisa.
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Someone from band camp
or science club or whatever,
260
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:16,509
and then we'll all turn on her
and you'll be part of the squad.
261
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,712
No, no. No, this can't
be who you really are.
262
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,182
Let me whiten your teeth, Lisa.
I've got strips.
263
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,484
(screams)
264
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,587
Strips, Lisa! Lisa, come back!
I've got whitening strips!
265
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,689
(pants)
266
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,258
And it's the Old‐Man‐apolis 500,
267
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,360
but he spun out
into Dead Man's Crack.
268
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,662
(phone rings)
269
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,199
LISA (over phone):Grampa, it's Lisa.
270
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,134
‐I need your help.
‐What's the matter, loser?
271
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,169
Did a horse bite your head off,
and now you're crying
272
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,938
because you don't have a head?
273
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,574
‐(crying)
‐Ha! Called it.
274
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,776
The girls at this party
are so mean,
275
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:53,213
there's no one else to help me,
and I just want to go home.
276
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,216
Oh, I would love to help,
but you un‐brothered me.
277
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:59,619
Now all I am is a stranger
who magnetized your saxophone.
278
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,621
(creaking)
279
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,423
Please, somewhere inside you
280
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,792
there is an ember of connection
between us.
281
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:09,229
This is me asking you
to fan that ember.
282
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,297
Call me back and say it
in a normal way.
283
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,399
(phone ringing)
284
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,405
Get me out of here!
285
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,675
Look, the rando's talking
into a phone.
286
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,112
Phones are for
looking at, rando.
287
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,047
LISA:Bart, they're taking my phone.
288
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,149
They're even meaner than you.
289
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,951
(click)
290
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,020
♪ ♪
291
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,627
Are you Juan Starnotip?
292
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,562
Just drive.
293
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,266
So, Juan, going somewhere
this evening?
294
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,768
‐The entered address.
‐(chuckles)
295
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,471
I like you, Juan. You're clearly
comfortable in your own skin.
296
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:53,273
Can I interest you
in a room‐temperature
297
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,207
sparkling water?
298
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,176
I requested no conversation.
299
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,847
Hey!
(grunts)
300
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,048
Give it back!
301
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,083
Ew, this phone
is made by Subway.
302
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:09,022
My dad had to eat
a thousand footlongs for that!
303
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,124
‐(phone ringing)
‐(laughter)
‐Hey. (grunts)
304
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,392
(phone ringing)
305
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,728
Quit hitting on my wife,
you crooning sex pirate.
306
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,232
Whoa, that chick behind that
blue‐haired lady's your wife?
307
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,402
Way to go, man.
308
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,170
Oh, right, uh,
309
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,173
I'll just get out of your way.
310
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,775
♪ ♪
311
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,410
(Marge groans sadly)
312
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,178
(shudders)
313
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,181
This is for not
hitting on my wife.
314
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,249
(grunts)
315
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,918
(gasping)
316
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,153
The set list!
317
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,688
Our banter was on there.
318
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,790
What songs do we know?
319
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,459
(whimpering)
320
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,860
(chuckling nervously)
321
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,162
(grunts)
322
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,463
Oh.
323
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:52,899
(gasping)
324
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,902
Without the booze,
it's just a cruise!
325
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,904
Dude, you killed the music.
326
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,572
And the vibe.
327
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,607
Time of death, 10:13 p. m.
328
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,943
(laughs)
329
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,078
Hmm.
330
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,046
‐(laughter)
‐(Lisa groaning)
331
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,723
‐(gasps)
‐(grunting)
332
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,025
(laughs)
333
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,060
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
334
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,563
Now let's get out of here
before they realize I'm gone.
335
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,998
This sleepover isn't over.
336
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,968
No, yes, it is.
When we leave, it's over.
337
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,937
Look, I didn't come here
to rescue you.
338
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,339
If you run now,
you'll never stop running.
339
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,907
What do you mean?
340
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,144
There's one present you still
have to give those rich girls.
341
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,647
‐Revenge.
‐Revenge?
342
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,284
Revenge.
343
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,860
Okay, right. Revenge.
Right. I can do that.
344
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,895
‐What do I do?
‐I can't tell you.
345
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,698
True revenge can only come
from the hate in your own heart.
346
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,734
Hate.
347
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,006
If you do it tight enough,
it's just like a face‐lift.
348
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,242
Oh, my God.
I could pass for six.
349
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,310
(slurps)
350
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,713
I know just what to do.
351
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,082
♪ ♪
352
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,151
(slurping)
353
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,234
(phone buzzes)
354
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,703
(whispers):
Hi, Mom.
355
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,073
I saw you called a bunch
of times. Is everything okay?
356
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,075
Yeah, everything is great.
I love you, good night.
357
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:46,479
At least she's having fun.
358
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,981
Your Mos Eisley fracas
has utterly harshed
359
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,850
my Arrakeen spice buzz.
360
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,653
That's right,
a two‐reference complaint!
361
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,355
My wife and I have been looking
forward to this for months,
362
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,157
and you ruined our plans.
363
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,759
(agreeing chatter)
364
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:04,764
Plans? Yeah, we all
love to make plans, don't we?
365
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,967
Dinner and a movie,
couples' karaoke, game night
366
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,970
where the hosts are really just
trying to sell Amway.
367
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,104
(murmurs)
368
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,141
We're all so eager
to get out of the house.
369
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,409
But why?
370
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,411
To stand in line
to have your picture taken
371
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,147
holding a mustache on a stick?
372
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:27,787
And all these magical plans are
supposed to lead up to romance.
373
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,956
But when you get home,
you feel tired and gross
374
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,624
and a thousand years old.
375
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,160
So you make plans
for another night and another,
376
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,129
and the cycle continues
until the only time
377
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,799
you touch your wife
is when you don't notice
378
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:44,270
she's on the toilet at 4:00 a. m.
and you sit on her.
379
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,905
Mm‐hmm.
380
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,907
I didn't ruin this cruise.
381
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,376
I saved your life.
382
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:54,947
Now return to your homes
and never make plans again.
383
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,750
(cheering)
384
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,119
(Marge moans)
385
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,054
(camera clicks)
386
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,890
‐(phone chimes)
‐(gasps)
387
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:07,994
Aah!
388
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:12,231
That egghead rando
messed with our hair.
389
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,799
(screaming)
390
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,335
We look like her!
391
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,970
(laughs)
392
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,005
Aah!
393
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,640
Don't worry.
I have a car waiting.
394
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,979
An airport pickup
during surge pricing?
395
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,182
So long, dot matrix printer,
hello, bubble jet.
396
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,617
This way.
397
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,721
(neighs)
398
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,294
(murmurs shakily)
399
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,929
You go ahead.
400
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,031
(gasps)
You don't hate horses.
401
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,333
You're afraid of them.
402
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,836
No, I'm not. I‐I just hate
any animal that works with cops.
403
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,040
(whimpers) No creature
should be that jacked.
404
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,242
You didn't let me quit
when I was scared,
405
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,044
so I'm gonna help you see
406
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:02,848
that this majestic creature
has a gentle soul.
407
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,118
Not behind her!
She'll kick your face off!
408
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,821
(grunting)
409
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,359
‐(horse neighs)
‐(Bart exclaims)
410
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,862
♪ ♪
411
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:30,176
(neighs)
412
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,777
(Bart whimpering)
413
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,747
We're gonna destroy you
on Insta, TikTok and Postmates.
414
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,048
You'll be a total outcast
415
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,484
and you'll have
to pick up your own sushi.
416
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,119
Ugh, no Wi‐Fi?
417
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,989
Does your horse even have
a mobile hot spot, Addison?
418
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:46,292
Addison, can I talk to Addy,
my book buddy?
419
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,161
Hmm, I have to be Addison.
420
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,497
Addy's just a little girl.
421
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,332
Don't you remember
when we were reading this?
422
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,902
We were just kids,
sharing something we loved.
423
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,138
Addison, she's trying
to influence you,
424
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,073
and she's not even
monetizing it.
425
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,343
I'm so going to swat her house
on Christmas morning.
426
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,746
Don't let that rando upset you.
427
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,981
Have a Klonopin gummy.
428
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,283
Be the girl I know you are.
429
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,585
(grunts)
430
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,754
(sniffs)
431
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,323
(exhales):
Old book smell.
432
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:21,060
Stop holding a book, Addison.
You're acting like a rando.
433
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,131
My name is Addy.
434
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,867
(neighs)
435
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,236
Oh, my...
436
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,437
(gasping)
437
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,972
Go!
438
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,175
Come with us. There's nothing
left for you here.
439
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,977
It's my house.
All my stuff is in it.
440
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,013
Oh, right, right.
Well, all right.
441
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,549
Maybe I'll see you
at the library. (chuckles)
442
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,117
Lisa?
443
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,219
You were my best gift.
444
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,021
(whinnies)
445
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,824
Addison, are you
out of your mind?
446
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,593
Netflix should make a series
about your social life,
447
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,829
because it just
committed suicide.
448
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,832
(gasps)
She is so mean.
449
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,234
I want to be her friend.
450
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,836
Literally.
451
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,905
♪ ♪
452
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,834
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Media Access Group at WGBH
453
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,133
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