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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,359 --> 00:00:02,649 ♪ People keep saying that I'm doing it wrong ♪ 2 00:00:02,651 --> 00:00:05,561 ♪ But I say it feels all right ♪ 3 00:00:05,555 --> 00:00:10,555 ♪ I really do try, really do try, really do try ♪ 4 00:00:11,335 --> 00:00:14,215 ♪ There's a million things that I could change ♪ 5 00:00:14,216 --> 00:00:17,146 ♪ But maybe it's all right ♪ 6 00:00:17,154 --> 00:00:21,544 ♪ This is my life, this is my life, this is my life ♪ 7 00:00:21,544 --> 00:00:24,134 (upbeat music) 8 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,663 - I don't know what I love more, 9 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:33,220 sweet and sour chicken, or sticky barbecue ribs. 10 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:34,050 - Judging by your top, 11 00:00:34,053 --> 00:00:36,483 I'd say you love sweet and sour chicken slightly more. 12 00:00:36,478 --> 00:00:38,088 - (laughs) I'm no good with chopsticks. 13 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:40,410 - Just so you know, you've got a noodle on your shoulder. 14 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:41,240 - Oh. 15 00:00:41,243 --> 00:00:42,503 - If no one's eating the pork balls 16 00:00:42,497 --> 00:00:43,327 the pork balls, can I take 'em for Prada? 17 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:45,240 - Sure. - Prada loves pork balls. 18 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,080 Don't go reheat a pork ball in front of Prada, 19 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,360 she'll be my slave for a week. 20 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,360 - So generous of your dad to buy us a takeaway. 21 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,110 - It's our fee for babysitting. 22 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:54,400 - We're babysitting, right now? 23 00:00:54,404 --> 00:00:57,694 I didn't even realize, is the baby actually here? 24 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:58,720 - If I'd have known we was baby sittin', 25 00:00:58,720 --> 00:00:59,840 I would've preferred the cash. 26 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,090 I've only gotta save 47 pounds more 27 00:01:01,087 --> 00:01:03,337 and I can buy back my mum's weddin' jewelry. 28 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:04,910 Is it too late to get cash? 29 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:05,740 - Sure, Holly. 30 00:01:05,743 --> 00:01:07,433 If you vomit up the beef and black bean sauce 31 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:10,670 and sell it back to Mr. Lu, you can keep the cash. 32 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:11,501 - What's this? 33 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:14,700 Why have you got my picture in your bag? 34 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,650 - It's for a psychology experiment. 35 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:17,910 - With my picture? 36 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:19,450 - Just doing some research to establish 37 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:21,310 if there's any correlation between ratings 38 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:23,010 for attractiveness and hair color. 39 00:01:25,330 --> 00:01:27,160 So we get people to rate attractiveness out of 10. 40 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,580 - You've been getting people to rate my picture? 41 00:01:29,577 --> 00:01:30,767 - Not just your picture. 42 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:32,750 Lots of people's pictures. 43 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,770 - And my picture? 44 00:01:33,770 --> 00:01:35,640 - People have been ratin' me for hotness out of 10. 45 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,670 - It's for science. 46 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:37,500 - What score did I get? 47 00:01:37,503 --> 00:01:38,823 - Did people rate my picture? 48 00:01:38,818 --> 00:01:39,648 - What's my score? 49 00:01:39,651 --> 00:01:40,501 Did I get a ratin'? 50 00:01:40,495 --> 00:01:41,675 - Sorry girls, I cannot share my research data 51 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,930 from my psychology project. 52 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:44,510 - Fuck that, I'll hold her down 53 00:01:44,511 --> 00:01:45,411 while you two go through her bag. 54 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:49,190 - It's highly confidential! 55 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:50,370 - I don't understand all this. 56 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:51,200 - Give it to me. 57 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:54,110 I can't understand all this. 58 00:01:54,107 --> 00:01:55,917 - I'm not movin' 'til you tell us our scores. 59 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,220 - Please tell us, Viva. 60 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,310 - You've got to tell us. 61 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:00,610 Imagine if it was you, you'd wanna know your ratin'. 62 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:02,480 - If I tell you, it's gotta be totally confidential 63 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,310 and you've gotta promise not 64 00:02:03,313 --> 00:02:05,073 to discuss it with anyone at all. 65 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:05,940 Not even each other. 66 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:06,770 - Fine. 67 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,710 - I'm not discussin' but I got a really high score. 68 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:20,850 It makes sense, I am blonde. 69 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:21,680 - Amber. 70 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,073 - 8.7, almost eight. 71 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:25,420 - It's above eight, Amber, and you are discussing it. 72 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:27,000 - No, I'm not discussing it. 73 00:02:27,004 --> 00:02:28,504 I'm just tellin' 'em what it is. 74 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,720 8.7, by the way. 75 00:02:31,587 --> 00:02:34,167 (upbeat music) 76 00:02:43,448 --> 00:02:44,368 - 5.1, 5.1! 77 00:02:46,172 --> 00:02:49,362 It's really low, incredibly low. 78 00:02:49,356 --> 00:02:50,266 It's so low. 79 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,670 - It's an average. 80 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:52,970 Some of your scores are lower, 81 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:54,180 some of them are higher, 82 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:55,670 then we add them all together and we just. 83 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:57,900 - I know how to calculate an average, Viva. 84 00:02:57,895 --> 00:02:59,975 - Then don't read anything into it. 85 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,220 - I wanna see all the data. 86 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,680 Who gave me what ratin'. 87 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,523 I want a list. 88 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,336 In fact, I wanna see the original notes. 89 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:06,370 Maybe you made a mistake. 90 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:07,800 - We did not make a mistake. 91 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,840 My project Gabriel Hart is very thorough. 92 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,100 - No, not Gabriel Hart. 93 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:13,063 He's nice! 94 00:03:13,061 --> 00:03:14,311 And now he knows loads and loads of people 95 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:15,280 think I'm ugly. 96 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,080 - Oh, Saz, he's not like that. 97 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,660 We're lookin' at it as scientists. 98 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:20,840 It's just data. 99 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,700 - For you, maybe. 100 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,380 For me, it's another nail in the coffin 101 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:25,290 of my lovely boyfriend dream. 102 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:27,600 And that coffin's already pretty naily. 103 00:03:27,595 --> 00:03:30,175 (upbeat music) 104 00:03:35,064 --> 00:03:35,904 - Got you a muffin. 105 00:03:35,903 --> 00:03:36,933 - Haven't got time to eat a muffin. 106 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:39,860 - If it helps, we've got time to eat two muffins. 107 00:03:39,862 --> 00:03:40,702 - What are you lookin' for? 108 00:03:40,695 --> 00:03:42,755 - I'm lookin' for a note from my boyfriend system. 109 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:43,910 - I think you're nicer. 110 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,750 No, you're nicer. 111 00:03:47,748 --> 00:03:48,578 - You've got a system? 112 00:03:48,581 --> 00:03:49,811 - Yep, havin' more than one boy on the go 113 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:51,710 gets really complicated. 114 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:53,440 All texts are deleted immediately 115 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,420 so stuff I have to remember, I write down 116 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:56,550 on bits of paper. 117 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:59,630 No names, just blue for Tonka, and red for Connor. 118 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,130 - Wow, complex. 119 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:02,820 - Yeah, I suppose if you're gonna deceive two guys, 120 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:04,960 it's nice to have a special system. 121 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,200 - I'm not deceivin' two guys. 122 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,330 - Don't kid yourself, Holly. 123 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:10,130 You're basically lying and cheating to two nice guys. 124 00:04:10,130 --> 00:04:13,220 - No, I'm lying and cheatin' to three nice guys. 125 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,090 - Three? 126 00:04:14,092 --> 00:04:14,932 - What? 127 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:15,975 - Yeah, I'm up to three now. 128 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:17,400 That's why my system's breakin' down 129 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,030 'cause I've only got two color pens 130 00:04:19,030 --> 00:04:20,850 and now I can't remember whose birthday it is tomorrow. 131 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:24,410 I mean, it's one of them and it's on a note somewhere. 132 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:25,390 - Well, who's the third one? 133 00:04:25,389 --> 00:04:26,219 - When did this start? 134 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:28,132 - It started last Thursday durin' fifth period 135 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:30,440 when Mr. Hughes got us to demo CPR on each other. 136 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,300 - Who is it, Holly? 137 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,020 - Curtis from my P.E. course. 138 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:33,870 - Curtis Broom? 139 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:36,350 - Curtis Broom who's headed towards us right now. 140 00:04:36,350 --> 00:04:37,630 - Yep. 141 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,720 - Holly, was it Curtis who give you 142 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,900 that love bite on your neck. 143 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,380 - Really, shit. 144 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,760 - What about that one? 145 00:04:43,762 --> 00:04:44,602 - There's another one? 146 00:04:44,595 --> 00:04:45,425 Fuck! 147 00:04:45,428 --> 00:04:46,258 - All right? 148 00:04:46,261 --> 00:04:47,131 - Yep, you? 149 00:04:47,126 --> 00:04:48,826 - You left this at mine? 150 00:04:48,834 --> 00:04:49,734 Don't you want it? 151 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,030 - That's handy. 152 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,210 You were just sayin' you were cold. 153 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,040 - Was I? 154 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,560 - So, you two. 155 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,190 - Yeah, us two. 156 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:01,530 She did chest compressions on me 157 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:05,340 and nearly broke my ribs and I was like yes, I like her. 158 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:07,450 - So that's the secret of attracting men. 159 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:09,120 - What, are we still good for tomorrow. 160 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:10,922 Can't have you missin' my birthday. 161 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,109 - It's your birthday. 162 00:05:12,107 --> 00:05:13,427 I mean, it's your birthday! 163 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:15,160 Yeah, we're good. 164 00:05:17,282 --> 00:05:19,622 (boy moans) 165 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:25,170 - That is bare salivay. 166 00:05:25,173 --> 00:05:27,343 - It's puttin' me right off my muffins. 167 00:05:29,232 --> 00:05:31,822 (upbeat music) 168 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:40,430 - Eight out of eight teams, last. 169 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:41,620 Holly, you're the captain. 170 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:43,480 How do you explain how shit that was? 171 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,697 - I'm tired, miss. 172 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:46,760 - Yeah, she's got her market job 173 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:47,880 and she's studying for exams 174 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,510 and she's got three boyfriends. 175 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:51,270 - Three, Holly, how? 176 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:52,100 - I dunno, miss. 177 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,003 I seem to be incredibly attractive 178 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,280 to the opposite sex. 179 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,160 - There's one, miss. 180 00:05:57,030 --> 00:05:58,260 - That's thing three. 181 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,910 - Thing one and thing two don't go to this school. 182 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:02,040 - Oh, well, that's okay then. 183 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,250 No, it's fine to come last 184 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,550 in a very important tournament 185 00:06:04,550 --> 00:06:06,900 'cause Holly's vagina is out of control. 186 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,630 - She has got a point about Holly's vagina. 187 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:11,460 - Amber. 188 00:06:11,463 --> 00:06:12,353 - Please don't tell me off, miss. 189 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:14,290 I'm not wearin' waterproof mascara. 190 00:06:14,288 --> 00:06:15,718 - There was a scout today from Chelsea Ladies 191 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,430 and for some reason they've picked you out. 192 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:18,260 - What? 193 00:06:18,263 --> 00:06:19,273 I'm much better than her. 194 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:21,601 - Well, maybe it's 'cause I'm blonde. 195 00:06:21,597 --> 00:06:24,177 And pretty and look a bit more Chelsea than you. 196 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:25,010 - No, Amber, it's 'cause 197 00:06:25,013 --> 00:06:26,943 they thought you played football well. 198 00:06:26,943 --> 00:06:29,553 They didn't realize that that rainbow flick you just did 199 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:30,980 was a complete fluke 200 00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:33,280 and that in reality, you're pretty shit. 201 00:06:33,278 --> 00:06:34,378 - What rainbow flick I did? 202 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:35,980 - Oh, you know, when you kicked it up your leg 203 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,400 and flicked it over your head. 204 00:06:37,402 --> 00:06:39,962 - Oh, you mean when it bounced funny off 205 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,280 that dead pigeon onto my leg 206 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,030 and I got a fright and accidentally scored? 207 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:44,470 - Yeah, that, he liked that. 208 00:06:44,465 --> 00:06:45,565 - Well done Amber. 209 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,202 It's amazing. 210 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,220 Imagine if you actually played for Chelsea Ladies. 211 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:51,710 - Well, the trials are on Thursday. 212 00:06:51,707 --> 00:06:53,207 - Has the pigeon been invited? 213 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:56,600 - Hey Curtis, I've been scouted for Chelsea Ladies! 214 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,430 - Nice. 215 00:06:57,433 --> 00:06:58,363 - Yet more proof of a universe 216 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,810 where blonde people are unfairly rewarded. 217 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:02,480 - Just be happy for her. 218 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,490 - Okay, I'll try. 219 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:06,230 - Mrs. Amber Fabregas. 220 00:07:06,231 --> 00:07:07,651 Senora Amber Marinio. 221 00:07:07,650 --> 00:07:09,080 - Nope, sorry, I can't. 222 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:12,910 - I'm gonna wait for you outside the changing room, yeah? 223 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:17,146 (Curtis moans) 224 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:19,450 - I swear my tongue's gettin' more muscly 225 00:07:19,450 --> 00:07:21,720 since I started datin' Curtis. 226 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:23,254 - This is the original data from the experiment 227 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,430 like you wanted. 228 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:26,580 - Well, this is no good. 229 00:07:26,578 --> 00:07:28,088 It's just numbers. 230 00:07:28,093 --> 00:07:30,143 It doesn't say who give me what. 231 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:32,970 - Names and numbers were kept separate for confidentiality. 232 00:07:32,966 --> 00:07:35,106 - Four, who gave me a four? 233 00:07:35,112 --> 00:07:36,752 Does everyone think I'm clapped? 234 00:07:36,754 --> 00:07:38,724 - No, of course not. 235 00:07:38,721 --> 00:07:39,881 Clapped would be more of a three. 236 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,860 - Ah, like that person gave me. 237 00:07:41,857 --> 00:07:42,907 And that person. 238 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,930 - All I'm sayin' is now I've been officially identified 239 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,760 as gifted and talented Chelsea material, 240 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,380 I should be captain of your team. 241 00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:49,211 - I'm the captain. 242 00:07:49,214 --> 00:07:51,524 - Has your talent been officially recognized, Holly? 243 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,400 - Where's my captain's armband. 244 00:07:53,396 --> 00:07:54,446 - If you can't look after your captain's armband, 245 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:55,830 you don't deserve to be captain. 246 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,380 - You're wearin' it under your jacket, aren't you? 247 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:58,210 - No. 248 00:07:58,213 --> 00:07:59,083 - Give it back. 249 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,570 - No! 250 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:01,400 - Bollocks. 251 00:08:01,403 --> 00:08:02,243 I can't fight you. 252 00:08:02,236 --> 00:08:03,486 I'm too tired. 253 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:05,750 It's not so much the sex as the cheatin'. 254 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,430 It's too drainin' comin' up with all these lies. 255 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:10,380 - Hang on, are you hopin' for sympathy. 256 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,540 - Someone gave me a 10! 257 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:15,620 Everyone, I got a 10. 258 00:08:15,619 --> 00:08:16,569 - There you go. 259 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:21,020 So maybe there were some twos, threes, fours, and ones, 260 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:21,970 but there was also a 10. 261 00:08:21,967 --> 00:08:24,337 - You never told me someone gave me a 10. 262 00:08:24,343 --> 00:08:26,263 - I didn't memorize everyone's individual score. 263 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:27,830 - This changes everything. 264 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:30,000 There's someone out there who thinks I'm perfect. 265 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,080 - Of course there is. 266 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,100 You're gorgeous. 267 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,770 - Yeah, for someone not blonde, your quite pretty. 268 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:37,910 - But a 10 out of 10, it's a perfect score. 269 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,520 I've gotta find Mr. 10 and make him mine. 270 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,510 - But he might be a tosser. 271 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:43,780 - No, he's my soulmate, I know it. 272 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:44,870 I need to find him. 273 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:46,170 Viva, you've gotta give me the list 274 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:47,730 of all the names of every single person you 275 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:48,600 and Gabriel asked. 276 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,420 - No, it's supposed to be confidential. 277 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:52,190 - Just get me the list. 278 00:08:53,836 --> 00:08:55,136 - Look at Holly. 279 00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:57,638 (phone beeps) 280 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,080 - Tonka's waitin' outside, 281 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,421 thought he'd surprise her. 282 00:09:01,419 --> 00:09:03,509 - But Curtis is waitin' outside for her as well. 283 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,140 - Holly, wake up! 284 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,090 - What's happenin'? 285 00:09:09,087 --> 00:09:09,917 - Curtis and Tonka are both waiting 286 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,770 for you outside, right now. 287 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:12,600 - Huh? 288 00:09:12,603 --> 00:09:13,443 - What are you gonna do? 289 00:09:13,436 --> 00:09:14,306 - We need to think fast. 290 00:09:14,311 --> 00:09:16,341 - Curtis and Tonka are both here, together? 291 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:17,950 - Outside, waitin' for you. 292 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:19,470 - Amber, go and check the window at the back of the loos 293 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:21,560 and see if we can slip Holly out that way. 294 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:24,440 - [Amber] Holly could fit through 295 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,510 but not Holly's boobs. 296 00:09:26,512 --> 00:09:28,902 (phone dings) 297 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,980 - That's Connor, shit. 298 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,370 I'm gettin' really confused. 299 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:34,060 I don't know what I've arranged with who. 300 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:36,240 - Oh, Holly, I knew this slutty behavior 301 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,040 would get you into trouble. 302 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:41,032 (Holly panting) 303 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:43,430 - There's no point pretending to have a panic attack. 304 00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:44,580 What will that achieve? 305 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,030 Oh, it's a real panic attack. 306 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,950 Carry on then. (Holly panting) 307 00:09:50,947 --> 00:09:53,877 - I've never seen you have a real panic attack before. 308 00:09:53,882 --> 00:09:57,412 It's only now I realize how genius your fake ones are. 309 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,800 Try to slow down your breathin'. 310 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,760 It's okay, it's okay, we'll think of something. 311 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:02,720 Won't you, Viva? 312 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,260 - Listen, Holly, if we help you escape from here, 313 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:09,040 do you promise to dump two of them 314 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,990 and just keep one boyfriend. 315 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:17,170 How well do you know Sabina? 316 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:18,247 - A bit, why? 317 00:10:21,178 --> 00:10:26,088 ♪ Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls ♪ 318 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:31,090 ♪ Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls ♪ 319 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,536 ♪ Girls ♪ 320 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,220 ♪ Games for girls ♪ 321 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:36,550 - Right, so we need to help Holly decide 322 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,090 who to dump and who to keep. 323 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,100 - I like them all. 324 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,150 - No, that's how you got in this mess. 325 00:10:41,149 --> 00:10:43,529 Just go with your heart, Holly. 326 00:10:43,528 --> 00:10:44,578 - I like them all. 327 00:10:44,579 --> 00:10:45,599 - Go with your gut then. 328 00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:46,515 - I like them all. 329 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:49,579 - Oh, go with your, you know, erotic zones. 330 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:50,580 - I like them all. 331 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,910 - Well, I anticipated this so. 332 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,670 I have prepared a useful chart to help Holly 333 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:56,940 make her decision. 334 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,980 I didn't have a picture of Curtis as he's quite recent 335 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,470 so I've just drawn him. 336 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,480 - And in what way is this chart useful? 337 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,410 - Well, we suggest qualities like kindness, 338 00:11:04,405 --> 00:11:06,655 good sense of humor, loyalty. 339 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,120 Holly gives them a mark, we add everything up 340 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,110 and work out who's won. 341 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:12,310 - Oh, it's like a secret boyfriend Olympics 342 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,740 they don't even know they're in. 343 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,040 - So, what makes a good boyfriend. 344 00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:17,869 - Nice teeth. 345 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:18,810 - Intelligence. 346 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:19,950 - Treats you like a princess. 347 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:22,350 - Has ability to identify birds from their call. 348 00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,600 - Good in bed but not a pervert. 349 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,120 - Well, a bit of pervert. 350 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,290 - Perverted in a nice way. 351 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,310 - Doesn't dance like a wanker. 352 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,640 - Doesn't criticize your body ever, 353 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,440 even if you've eaten three tons of chocolate 354 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,430 and your gut's like a big white balloon full of porridge. 355 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,580 - Good fightin' skills. 356 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:39,750 - Nice kisser. 357 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,940 - I'm goin', I can't write that fast. 358 00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:43,103 - Ability to write fast. 359 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,492 That's a really useful attribute. 360 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:46,680 - It's gonna take bare long. 361 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,760 - I anticipated that so I've prepared popcorn 362 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,900 to help us through. 363 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,420 This is salt, this is sweet. 364 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,430 - I don't know which I love more, salt or sweet. 365 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:55,260 - I'm having both. 366 00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:56,563 Salt for main, sweet for dessert. 367 00:11:56,560 --> 00:12:00,110 - Or both at the same time. 368 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,680 Popcorn cocktail. 369 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,607 Is this already a thing or have I just invented 370 00:12:07,610 --> 00:12:08,860 an incredible new recipe? 371 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:12,410 - Eats up their veg. 372 00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:13,993 - Nice eyes like a puppy. 373 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:14,817 - Honesty. 374 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,720 - Nice to my family. 375 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,020 - Clean, well shaped ears. 376 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:18,770 - Photogenic. 377 00:12:18,773 --> 00:12:19,613 - Strong moral compass. 378 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,036 - Not a one minute man. 379 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:21,930 - Organized. 380 00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:22,760 - Heart of gold. 381 00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:23,603 - Good sense of direction. 382 00:12:23,596 --> 00:12:24,816 - Can squat more than me. 383 00:12:25,669 --> 00:12:26,609 (upbeat music) 384 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:27,510 - Shiny pubes. 385 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,110 - Holly, do you promise to do exactly 386 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:34,270 what the chart tells you to do? 387 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:36,280 - Of course I will, it's too stressful 388 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,800 havin' three blokes on the go 389 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,020 plus my fanny can't take the pace. 390 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:41,850 - Right. 391 00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:43,493 All I need to do is add all this up 392 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:46,640 and work out exactly how many points each boy scored. 393 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,630 It's gonna take ages. 394 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,250 - It's interestin' that you haven't scored any boy 395 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,830 10 our of 10 for anythin'. 396 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,280 The highest is Tonka's nine for his ability 397 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,100 to hold his breath underwater. 398 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,880 - Joined with Connor's nine for pet care. 399 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,850 - He loves that salamander. 400 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:59,410 - You'd have to think someone was pretty fuckin' amazin' 401 00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:00,610 to give 'em a 10, right? 402 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,673 (upbeat music) 403 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,380 - God, Saz, you're not just going to up to people 404 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,420 and asking them if they gave you a 10, are you? 405 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,050 - No, I got Amber to just go up to people 406 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,023 and ask them if they gave me a 10. 407 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,240 These are the only two left. 408 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,410 - You really think it's Harry or Omar? 409 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,740 - Well, if everyone else has been eliminated, 410 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,570 it must be. 411 00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:24,433 So it's either Harry, nerdy boy with all the hair, 412 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:28,520 or Omar, beautiful Omar who I've had a secret crush on 413 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,630 since he brought a dead squirrel into show and tell. 414 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,015 - You've had a crush on him since primary school? 415 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,430 - I never thought I'd have a chance with him. 416 00:13:34,425 --> 00:13:35,745 - Well, what if it's not him. 417 00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:36,625 What if it's Harry? 418 00:13:36,634 --> 00:13:38,394 - Well, there's something sexy about a boy 419 00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,990 who's team captain, even if it is chess team. 420 00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:42,270 - So basically you like them both. 421 00:13:42,273 --> 00:13:43,713 It's a win, win situation. 422 00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,477 - It's a win, win situation 423 00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:47,498 but I've lost a win, win situation before 424 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,330 so who knows. 425 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,903 - I see you've changed your Facebook status 426 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,120 to in a relationship. 427 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,490 - Yeah, for the first time ever. 428 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:56,070 - Maybe a bit premature. 429 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:59,010 - One of these boys is gonna be a very happy boy. 430 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,560 He thinks of me a distant and unapproachable 10. 431 00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:02,904 Little does he know. 432 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,410 - You're a desperate three. 433 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:09,341 (upbeat music) 434 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:20,380 Right, so I've added up all the scores 435 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,920 from Holly's boyfriend board 436 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,740 and I can now announce the results. 437 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:24,850 - All the votes have been counted 438 00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:26,200 and independently verified. 439 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:27,942 You have to say that 440 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,285 before you announce the winner of anything. 441 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:31,860 - I used a calculator and. 442 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:32,810 - Voting is now closed, 443 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,380 don't call now, your vote won't be counted, 444 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,830 but you may still be charged. 445 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,890 - So, who won? 446 00:14:38,893 --> 00:14:41,353 - Like I said, I used a calculator 447 00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:42,660 and I did it three times 448 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,660 just to be on the safe side. 449 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,150 - Who fuckin' won? 450 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:49,590 - So, Connor got 402. 451 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:52,230 Tonka got 402. 452 00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:55,820 And Curtis got 402. 453 00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:56,645 - What? 454 00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:57,478 - There's no winner. 455 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,311 They all score the same. 456 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,154 - No! 457 00:14:59,147 --> 00:15:00,757 What do I do now? 458 00:15:00,759 --> 00:15:01,589 - It's kinda spooky. 459 00:15:01,592 --> 00:15:04,172 - Yeah, like God wants you to have three boyfriends. 460 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,190 - No he doesn't. 461 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,020 - How do you know? 462 00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:08,803 - Because lying to three people is obviously wrong. 463 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,630 - Or is it? 464 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,283 - Yes. 465 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,110 - I'm gonna keep them all. 466 00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:13,433 - No, that's stupid. 467 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:14,530 - It's not stupid. 468 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,490 The chart has spoken. 469 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:16,760 - Yeah, and she did promise she'd do 470 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,670 what the chart said. 471 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,780 - I'll review the situation after next Thursday. 472 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,610 - Next Thursday? 473 00:15:20,613 --> 00:15:21,453 Your birthday? 474 00:15:21,446 --> 00:15:23,636 Wait, is this because you want three lots 475 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,720 of birthday presents? 476 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,098 - No. 477 00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:29,756 (phone buzzing) 478 00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:32,709 Oh no. 479 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,850 Okay. 480 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,680 Okay. 481 00:15:37,524 --> 00:15:39,304 (phone buzzing) 482 00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:41,015 - Look, there's my picture! 483 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,810 - Why's your picture in the newsletter? 484 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,420 Sixth former Amber Dean tells us how she feels 485 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:49,190 about being asked to attend a trial for Chelsea Ladies. 486 00:15:49,187 --> 00:15:52,377 "I feel amazing, it's a shame my mates didn't get picked out 487 00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:54,777 "but they just aren't talented enough." 488 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,990 - You said that about us. 489 00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:56,820 - That's bollocks, Amber. 490 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,133 You only did that rainbow flick by accident. 491 00:15:59,128 --> 00:16:01,078 - Well, I was thinking about it 492 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,600 and actually I don't think it was an accident. 493 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,410 - [Saz] Amber says her skills are on a. 494 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:06,380 - Higher level. 495 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,530 - Higher level? 496 00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,070 - Gotta go, Connor wants to meet. 497 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,090 He's upset. 498 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,050 - Amber, you know you probably 499 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,160 won't even get through the trials. 500 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,200 - Oh Sazzy, Sazzy, Sazzy, 501 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,450 what do you know about higher level football? 502 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,303 (chill music) 503 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,130 - So all this time she's been back with me dad, 504 00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:28,560 she's been seein' other men behind his back. 505 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,390 - Oh. 506 00:16:29,393 --> 00:16:30,233 - And not just one. 507 00:16:30,226 --> 00:16:31,946 That'd be bad enough. 508 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,530 She's been seein' two other men behind me dad's back. 509 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,227 - That's really. - Two! 510 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:38,890 They've had their ups and downs 511 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:42,060 but I never thought she could do something so low, 512 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:42,890 so slutty. 513 00:16:43,864 --> 00:16:45,514 - I wouldn't call it slutty. 514 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:46,570 - Really? 515 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,650 Well, how many men would it have to be 516 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:48,700 before it was slutty? 517 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,530 - I'd say four. 518 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,763 Anything under four I just call it fun lovin'. 519 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,550 - I know what you're doin' Holly. 520 00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:55,392 - Do you? 521 00:16:55,385 --> 00:16:56,725 - Tryin' to make me feel better 522 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:57,970 about me slut mother. 523 00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:00,160 - Yes, exactly. 524 00:17:00,155 --> 00:17:02,505 Maybe she thought he wouldn't mind that much? 525 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,970 - Of course he'd mind. 526 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:04,950 He's got feelings, Holly. 527 00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:06,610 He's not just some heartless moron 528 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,670 who doesn't care. 529 00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,310 - Maybe she thought he wasn't serious about her. 530 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,330 - Holly, they've been married, divorced, 531 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,850 married again, split up. 532 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:15,910 I think she knows it's not just some casual fling. 533 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,650 - So it would be okay if it was a casual fling? 534 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:18,540 - But it's not. 535 00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:21,509 He's always tellin' her he loves her. 536 00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:27,490 But thanks though for tryin' to make me feel better. 537 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,320 - It's okay. 538 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,710 - You know, you're the one good thing 539 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,060 I've got in my life, Holly. 540 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,030 I love you. 541 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,050 - You gave me a four? 542 00:17:43,053 --> 00:17:45,083 A four, seriously, a four? 543 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,210 What do you know, chess nerd? 544 00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:49,267 The only matin' you'll ever do is check mate. 545 00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:51,013 FYI, you need a hair wash. 546 00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:52,410 Your hair smells of compost! 547 00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,860 He gave me a four. 548 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:58,940 - I heard. 549 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,330 Everyone heard. 550 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,050 He said I wasn't his type. 551 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,620 - Well, if it makes you feel any better, 552 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:06,020 his average score was a 5.6. 553 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:08,200 - 5.6? 554 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,700 That's .5 higher than my average score. 555 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,540 - Oh yeah. 556 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,660 I forgot that. 557 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:15,140 - Really thought it was gonna be him. 558 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:15,970 - Me too. 559 00:18:15,973 --> 00:18:17,023 - Out of the nerdy boy 560 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,450 and the good lookin' popular boy, 561 00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:20,370 I thought there was no chance that my Mr. 10 562 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,967 would turn out to be the good lookin', popular boy. 563 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:22,800 - Nor me. 564 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,950 - So it seems as if it's Omar. 565 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:26,880 - So, what now? 566 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,570 - Well, I was thinkin'. 567 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:31,560 Wouldn't it be romantic if instead of just askin' him out, 568 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,670 if I record myself singin' a song for him 569 00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,850 and put it on YouTube and then dedicate it to him 570 00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:37,710 and then send him the link to it on Facebook. 571 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,890 - Oh my god, Saz, no. 572 00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:40,110 - [Saz] Well, why not? 573 00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,310 Just imagine, one day we would look back on it 574 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,510 and have this beautiful moment 575 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,400 where I sang my love to the world. 576 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,430 - Or the tragic moment where you end up 577 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,380 with 20 million hits like that boy whose moobs 578 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,380 can do the Macarena. 579 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,140 God, Holly, you look terrible. 580 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,220 - I can't sleep. 581 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,050 - Is it guilt? 582 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,633 - No, it's usually 'cause there's some bloke 583 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,880 tryin' to shag me. 584 00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:02,893 Okay, okay, it's the guilt. 585 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:03,990 - So dump two boyfriends 586 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,540 and you'll feel a lot better. 587 00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:07,259 - I'm not dumpin' two, I'm dumpin' all three. 588 00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:08,088 - What? 589 00:19:08,091 --> 00:19:09,251 What about the chart? 590 00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:10,081 - The chart's a fool. 591 00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:10,924 It was wrong. 592 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,097 - I'm pretty certain it was accurate. 593 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,060 - No, not wrong in that way. 594 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:14,890 It was wrong of me to do it. 595 00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:16,323 - What, morally wrong? 596 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,360 - If morally wrong means your inside feel bad 597 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,850 like you've eaten a really old pasty, 598 00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:22,530 then yeah, morally wrong. 599 00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:23,442 - Don't you wanna just keep one? 600 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,320 - Nope, Curtis is happy all the time 601 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,650 and it gets on my tits. 602 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:29,250 Tonka's into rugby and is a bit of a dick if I'm honest 603 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:32,520 and Connor, I can't keep seein' Connor. 604 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,020 Connor said he loved me. 605 00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:37,847 (girls cooing) 606 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:38,680 No, shut up. 607 00:19:38,683 --> 00:19:39,773 I don't want some bloke who loves me. 608 00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,610 - Oh no, why would you want a relationship 609 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:43,700 with a genuinely nice person who loves you? 610 00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:44,543 That would be really weird. 611 00:19:44,536 --> 00:19:46,326 - Maybe that's what you want but not me. 612 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,800 - Holly, maybe I've got this all wrong 613 00:19:48,802 --> 00:19:53,802 but maybe, maybe you're scared of love. 614 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,960 - Don't be fucking stupid. 615 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,790 Give us a crisp. 616 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,850 - Nice hair. 617 00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:01,950 - Oh, I know. 618 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:02,792 It's for the trials. 619 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,705 - The football trials? 620 00:20:03,710 --> 00:20:05,660 - Yeah, I wanna look my best. 621 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,560 - To play football? 622 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,470 - It's tonight. 623 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:08,890 - Oh right, good luck. 624 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:09,970 - You're gonna come with me, aren't you? 625 00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:11,350 You can all come. 626 00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,660 You could pick up some tips 627 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:13,670 from me and the other gifted 628 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,370 and talented high level footballers. 629 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,650 - No, soz, Amber. 630 00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:17,534 I've got three blokes to dump. 631 00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,840 - I got a lot revision to do, exams and all that. 632 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,200 - Me too, but let's face it, 633 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,000 I pretty much know everything I need to know already. 634 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,940 - So you could come. 635 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,710 - Yeah, but I don't want to. 636 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,570 - So no one's coming to support me? 637 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,650 - You could make friends with some Chelsea ladies 638 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,560 who are more your level. 639 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,960 - Okay, I'll go on my own then. 640 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,830 - Do you feel shitty? 641 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,660 - We should've gone with her. 642 00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:43,493 - I feel terrible. 643 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:44,370 - It's not too late. 644 00:20:44,371 --> 00:20:46,741 - Yeah, we can surprise her. 645 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,900 That's friendship. 646 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,500 Still bein' nice when someone's bein' a right twat. 647 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,400 - She might be so surprised 648 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,860 she accidentally scores another goal. 649 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,610 - Yeah, let's really surprise her. 650 00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:57,090 Put it on Facebook, get a load of people to show up. 651 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,070 - Yeah, 'cause let's face it, 652 00:20:58,070 --> 00:20:59,620 she's shit at football 653 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:00,600 and she's not gonna get through. 654 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,650 - She's gonna need cheerin' up. 655 00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:03,100 - Shall I put bring drink? 656 00:21:03,101 --> 00:21:04,751 - Yes, 'cause a couple of cans 657 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:08,310 of peach and vodka's really gonna make everything better. 658 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,970 - Why are you sayin' that like it's not true? 659 00:21:11,973 --> 00:21:14,563 (upbeat music) 660 00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:34,850 - Watchin' Amber fuck up is more painful 661 00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:35,717 than I thought it'd be 662 00:21:35,723 --> 00:21:37,383 and I thought it'd be extremely painful. 663 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,290 - I'm enjoyin' it. 664 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:41,450 Shame. 665 00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,210 - It was your ball Amber! 666 00:21:43,212 --> 00:21:44,752 Get it back off her, Amber! 667 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,570 Okay, get back up Amber! 668 00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:48,270 - Oh my God, what's she doing? 669 00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:50,910 Amber, that's a netball move! 670 00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:54,260 - Maybe we shouldn't have invited all her friends. 671 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,070 - Too late, look, it's Curtis. 672 00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:58,030 Shit. 673 00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:58,860 It's Curtis. 674 00:21:58,863 --> 00:22:01,023 - Saz, don't look now but Omar's there 675 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,230 and he's all snuggled up to Emma O'Brian. 676 00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,450 - Why's Omar snuggled up with Emma O'Brian. 677 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,400 - Because he's dunkin' his Twix in her latte. 678 00:22:07,403 --> 00:22:09,173 - Oh God, do you have to be so dirty, Holly? 679 00:22:09,168 --> 00:22:10,278 - She's not bein' dirty. 680 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,430 He really is dunkin' his Twix in her latte. 681 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,680 - Oh I thought, nevermind. 682 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,490 - What are you so bothered about Omar for? 683 00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:19,110 - Well, me and Omar. 684 00:22:19,107 --> 00:22:22,537 Don't tell anyone but Omar likes me. 685 00:22:22,539 --> 00:22:26,009 (girls laughing) 686 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,813 - Omar likes you? 687 00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:28,640 - What? 688 00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:30,560 - Nothing. 689 00:22:30,563 --> 00:22:31,403 - You better go over, Holly. 690 00:22:31,396 --> 00:22:32,756 Curtis is wavin'. 691 00:22:38,270 --> 00:22:40,300 - She doesn't know it was Omar who give me a 10. 692 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:41,200 - Well, we think it was. 693 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,030 - It's the only logical conclusion. 694 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:43,860 Shall I go ask him? 695 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,813 - Is it really a good idea to ask him in public. 696 00:22:45,813 --> 00:22:49,293 - Yes, 'cause I want everyone to see me, Saz the weirdo, 697 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:50,990 being chosen by a high status alpha male 698 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:52,140 for his partner. 699 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:52,970 - Not now. 700 00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:56,010 - Hey, Holly, what's up? 701 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,148 - Thanks for comin'. 702 00:22:58,150 --> 00:22:59,580 Thanks for bringin' drink. 703 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:00,710 I can't take the drink though 704 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:02,800 'cause I'm drumpin' you. 705 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:03,625 - What? 706 00:23:05,047 --> 00:23:05,877 - I can't do this anymore. 707 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,250 The lyin', the cheatin', the payin' for three phones. 708 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,080 - What? 709 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:09,923 Three? 710 00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,296 - I've got three boyfriends on the go. 711 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,390 I'm three timing you. 712 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,420 I like you but it's last in, first out, 713 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:16,080 so you're out. 714 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,340 Plus, the way you kiss makes my tongue hurt. 715 00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:19,610 - You can't just dump me like that. 716 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:21,830 - I only hooked up with you 'cause I had five ciders. 717 00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:22,890 I'm all right with four. 718 00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:24,520 Five and I start to make bad choices. 719 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,350 - Please don't do this. 720 00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:26,483 - It was after five ciders 721 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,040 that I bit a social worker. 722 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,000 - But me and you, we had a connection. 723 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,190 - God, I really do feel bad. 724 00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:33,020 - You feel bad? 725 00:23:33,023 --> 00:23:35,103 - Yeah, I feel sick. 726 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:35,930 It's horrible. 727 00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:37,413 I will have to have that beer. 728 00:23:45,010 --> 00:23:46,160 I've dumped Curtis. 729 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,620 - He's havin' another beer. 730 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,980 - Yep, I think Holly's gonna want another beer too. 731 00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:50,910 - Do ya? 732 00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:51,860 - I'd say so. 733 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:52,690 - Why? 734 00:23:52,693 --> 00:23:53,533 - Surprise! 735 00:23:53,526 --> 00:23:54,356 - Huh? 736 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,189 - [Viva] Hi Tonka. 737 00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,052 - What are you doin' here? 738 00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:57,390 - You put an event on Facebook. 739 00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:58,560 - For people who know Amber. 740 00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:00,379 - I know Amber. 741 00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:02,290 - Jesus, how can anyone miss from there? 742 00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:03,380 - So what have you been up to? 743 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,120 It's been hard getting ahold of you. 744 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,050 - Oh, Tonka, get off. 745 00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:09,010 It's over, me and you, it's finished. 746 00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:11,270 - Finished? 747 00:24:11,267 --> 00:24:12,437 Why? 748 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,850 - Let's not get into all that. 749 00:24:13,850 --> 00:24:15,750 - You've gotta tell me why. 750 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,400 - It was never really gonna work was it? 751 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,070 You're posh, I'm not. 752 00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:20,890 I used to think your face was cute and now 753 00:24:20,890 --> 00:24:21,880 I just think it's annoyin' 754 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,250 and I don't think you wash your area all that often. 755 00:24:25,253 --> 00:24:26,093 - What? 756 00:24:26,086 --> 00:24:26,946 - Curtis, I know you're angry 757 00:24:26,950 --> 00:24:29,190 but maybe now isn't a good time. 758 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:31,070 - Holly, I wash my. 759 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,470 I was everything every day. 760 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,100 - You know she's had three of us on the go, right? 761 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,650 - I never knew you both was gonna be here. 762 00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:36,960 - I'm one of three? 763 00:24:36,963 --> 00:24:39,643 - Yeah, she's had three different phones, 764 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,470 sneakin' around. 765 00:24:40,473 --> 00:24:41,663 - Three? 766 00:24:41,655 --> 00:24:44,355 - I was comin' over here to smack you in the face, pow! 767 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,190 But you know what? 768 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,333 Now I'm here, I feel sorry for you 769 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:48,500 'cause you're just another little mug like me. 770 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,850 - Seriously, three? 771 00:24:50,850 --> 00:24:52,450 - What, has he got brain problems or something? 772 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,370 - Right, Holly. 773 00:24:53,370 --> 00:24:54,630 Walk away. 774 00:24:54,629 --> 00:24:55,789 Just walk away. 775 00:24:55,790 --> 00:24:57,630 - What about Omar. 776 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,010 - I think he's busy, Saz. 777 00:24:59,861 --> 00:25:01,511 - I'm not having that. 778 00:25:01,505 --> 00:25:03,725 Oi, did you give me a 10 ratin' or what? 779 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,199 Guess that's a no, then! 780 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,840 Everyone on that list has said no. 781 00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:11,940 Mr. 10 is the invisible man. 782 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,450 - I'm gonna call Connor now. 783 00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:14,281 I'm gonna get this over with. 784 00:25:14,284 --> 00:25:15,124 - Are you gonna dump him? 785 00:25:15,117 --> 00:25:16,457 - Yeah, I'm all warmed up. 786 00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:18,100 Might as well get all the dumpin' over with. 787 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,760 - Hols, no need to call. 788 00:25:20,856 --> 00:25:22,316 - What the fuck? 789 00:25:23,441 --> 00:25:25,891 - You did ask everyone to meet you here to support Amber. 790 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:28,300 - You're here, I was just gonna call you. 791 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,380 - Come on, Saz, let's give him some privacy. 792 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,750 - Do one, not too far. 793 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:32,680 I wanna hear what they say. 794 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,510 - Am I too late? 795 00:25:33,513 --> 00:25:34,783 Are you all right? 796 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:36,200 You look upset. 797 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,380 - I'm fine. 798 00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,210 I. 799 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,370 - You smell of beer. 800 00:25:41,368 --> 00:25:43,608 (Holly stuttering) 801 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:46,000 Holly, what is it? 802 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,830 - I love you. 803 00:25:50,210 --> 00:25:52,690 Shit, that wasn't meant to happen. 804 00:25:58,882 --> 00:26:00,092 (Saz laughs) 805 00:26:00,088 --> 00:26:00,918 - Hit me! 806 00:26:00,921 --> 00:26:02,311 I want you to hit me! 807 00:26:02,305 --> 00:26:04,885 (men shouting) 808 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,406 (upbeat music) 809 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,250 - Don't think I wanna be the captain 810 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,140 of the football team anymore. 811 00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:22,160 You better have this back. 812 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,850 - Thanks, sorry about the trial. 813 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,850 - If it was done on hair, you definitely would've got it. 814 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,000 - Oh well. 815 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,583 Should we get muffins? 816 00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:30,410 - Later. 817 00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:31,973 Meetin' my project partner Gabriel. 818 00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:33,230 We're finalizing our results 819 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:34,240 from our attractiveness 820 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,330 slash hair color correlation experiment. 821 00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:39,120 - Don't tell me, people rated blondes higher. 822 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,110 - Obviously. 823 00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:41,680 We don't really need to do an experiment 824 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,630 to work that out. 825 00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:44,400 - Actually, redheads came out on top 826 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,640 in our sample group. 827 00:26:45,642 --> 00:26:47,692 Though we think the Dawson triplets 828 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,840 may have caused an anomaly. 829 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,842 (upbeat rock music) 830 00:26:56,769 --> 00:26:57,929 - Oh my god, I've just worked out 831 00:26:57,930 --> 00:26:58,760 how I've got my 10. 832 00:26:58,763 --> 00:27:00,873 You felt sorry for me 'cause my scores 833 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,520 are so pathetic, you put a 10 in there 834 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,410 to make me feel better. 835 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:04,240 - That's not true. 836 00:27:04,243 --> 00:27:06,653 - Yeah, it's classic Viva. 837 00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:09,740 Bossy, interfering, think you know it all. 838 00:27:09,737 --> 00:27:11,317 - No, that is rubbish. 839 00:27:11,315 --> 00:27:12,775 Not your description of me, 840 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,180 that actually sounds pretty accurate. 841 00:27:15,179 --> 00:27:16,799 But I would never put in a random 10. 842 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,980 It woulda skewed our results. 843 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:19,400 - Well, maybe it wasn't a 10. 844 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,270 Maybe it was a zero one upside down. 845 00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:22,760 - It was a 10. 846 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,280 - Well, maybe, someone said 10 for a joke 847 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,590 and then denied it later. 848 00:27:26,590 --> 00:27:28,860 - No, I think people gave very honest ratings. 849 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,517 I know I gave honest scores. 850 00:27:30,521 --> 00:27:32,451 - You gave ratin's? 851 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:33,420 - Yeah, of course. 852 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:34,717 - And your project partner? 853 00:27:34,715 --> 00:27:36,045 - Gabriel. 854 00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:37,430 - Gabriel Hart? 855 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:38,720 - Yeah, he gave ratings. 856 00:27:40,745 --> 00:27:43,535 Oh my god, he gave ratings. 857 00:27:46,797 --> 00:27:49,067 (bell ringing) 858 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:50,590 Hi Gabriel. 859 00:27:50,590 --> 00:27:51,790 You ready to hit the library? 860 00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:52,760 - Yeah, sure. 861 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,090 - Oh, I don't think you've met my friends. 862 00:27:54,093 --> 00:27:55,523 Amber. - Hi. 863 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,350 - Hi Amber. 864 00:27:56,353 --> 00:27:57,643 - Holly. - All right? 865 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,610 - Hello, Holly. 866 00:27:58,610 --> 00:27:59,860 - And Saz. 867 00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:04,547 - Hello, Saz. 868 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:05,379 - Hello. 869 00:28:06,373 --> 00:28:07,333 ♪ People keep sayin' ♪ 870 00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:08,702 ♪ That we're doin' it wrong ♪ 871 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:11,260 ♪ But I say it feels all right ♪ 872 00:28:11,264 --> 00:28:16,264 ♪ I really do try, really do try, really do try ♪ 873 00:28:16,898 --> 00:28:19,818 ♪ There's a million things I could change ♪ 874 00:28:19,819 --> 00:28:22,659 ♪ But maybe it's all right ♪ 875 00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:27,657 ♪ This is my life, this is my life, this is my life ♪ 876 00:28:28,854 --> 00:28:32,334 ♪ People keep sayin' that we're doin' it wrong ♪ 877 00:28:32,331 --> 00:28:35,101 ♪ People keep sayin' that we're doin' it wrong ♪ 878 00:28:35,103 --> 00:28:40,103 ♪ People keep sayin' that we're doin' it wrong ♪ 60758

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