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♪ People keep saying
that I'm doing it wrong ♪
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♪ But I say it feels all right ♪
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♪ I really do try, really
do try, really do try ♪
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♪ There's a million things
that I could change ♪
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♪ But maybe it's all right ♪
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♪ This is my life, this is
my life, this is my life ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- I don't know what I love more,
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sweet and sour chicken,
or sticky barbecue ribs.
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- Judging by your top,
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I'd say you love sweet and
sour chicken slightly more.
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- (laughs) I'm no good with chopsticks.
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- Just so you know, you've
got a noodle on your shoulder.
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- Oh.
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- If no one's eating the pork balls
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the pork balls, can I take 'em for Prada?
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- Sure.
- Prada loves pork balls.
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Don't go reheat a pork
ball in front of Prada,
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she'll be my slave for a week.
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- So generous of your
dad to buy us a takeaway.
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- It's our fee for babysitting.
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- We're babysitting, right now?
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I didn't even realize, is
the baby actually here?
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- If I'd have known we was baby sittin',
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I would've preferred the cash.
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I've only gotta save 47 pounds more
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and I can buy back my
mum's weddin' jewelry.
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Is it too late to get cash?
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- Sure, Holly.
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If you vomit up the beef
and black bean sauce
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and sell it back to Mr.
Lu, you can keep the cash.
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- What's this?
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Why have you got my picture in your bag?
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- It's for a psychology experiment.
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- With my picture?
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- Just doing some research to establish
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if there's any correlation between ratings
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for attractiveness and hair color.
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So we get people to rate
attractiveness out of 10.
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- You've been getting
people to rate my picture?
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- Not just your picture.
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Lots of people's pictures.
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- And my picture?
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- People have been ratin'
me for hotness out of 10.
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- It's for science.
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- What score did I get?
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- Did people rate my picture?
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- What's my score?
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Did I get a ratin'?
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- Sorry girls, I cannot
share my research data
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from my psychology project.
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- Fuck that, I'll hold her down
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while you two go through her bag.
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- It's highly confidential!
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- I don't understand all this.
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- Give it to me.
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I can't understand all this.
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- I'm not movin' 'til
you tell us our scores.
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- Please tell us, Viva.
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- You've got to tell us.
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Imagine if it was you, you'd
wanna know your ratin'.
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- If I tell you, it's gotta
be totally confidential
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and you've gotta promise not
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to discuss it with anyone at all.
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Not even each other.
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- Fine.
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- I'm not discussin' but
I got a really high score.
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It makes sense, I am blonde.
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- Amber.
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- 8.7, almost eight.
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- It's above eight, Amber,
and you are discussing it.
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- No, I'm not discussing it.
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I'm just tellin' 'em what it is.
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8.7, by the way.
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(upbeat music)
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- 5.1, 5.1!
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It's really low, incredibly low.
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It's so low.
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- It's an average.
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Some of your scores are lower,
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some of them are higher,
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then we add them all together and we just.
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- I know how to calculate
an average, Viva.
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- Then don't read anything into it.
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- I wanna see all the data.
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Who gave me what ratin'.
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I want a list.
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In fact, I wanna see the original notes.
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Maybe you made a mistake.
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- We did not make a mistake.
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My project Gabriel Hart is very thorough.
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- No, not Gabriel Hart.
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He's nice!
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And now he knows loads and loads of people
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think I'm ugly.
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- Oh, Saz, he's not like that.
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We're lookin' at it as scientists.
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It's just data.
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- For you, maybe.
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For me, it's another nail in the coffin
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of my lovely boyfriend dream.
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And that coffin's already pretty naily.
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(upbeat music)
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- Got you a muffin.
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- Haven't got time to eat a muffin.
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- If it helps, we've got
time to eat two muffins.
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- What are you lookin' for?
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- I'm lookin' for a note
from my boyfriend system.
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- I think you're nicer.
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No, you're nicer.
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- You've got a system?
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- Yep, havin' more than one boy on the go
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gets really complicated.
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All texts are deleted immediately
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so stuff I have to remember, I write down
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on bits of paper.
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No names, just blue for
Tonka, and red for Connor.
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- Wow, complex.
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- Yeah, I suppose if you're
gonna deceive two guys,
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it's nice to have a special system.
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- I'm not deceivin' two guys.
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- Don't kid yourself, Holly.
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You're basically lying and
cheating to two nice guys.
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- No, I'm lying and
cheatin' to three nice guys.
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- Three?
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- What?
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- Yeah, I'm up to three now.
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That's why my system's breakin' down
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'cause I've only got two color pens
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and now I can't remember
whose birthday it is tomorrow.
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I mean, it's one of them and
it's on a note somewhere.
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- Well, who's the third one?
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- When did this start?
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- It started last Thursday
durin' fifth period
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when Mr. Hughes got us to
demo CPR on each other.
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- Who is it, Holly?
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- Curtis from my P.E. course.
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- Curtis Broom?
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- Curtis Broom who's headed
towards us right now.
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- Yep.
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- Holly, was it Curtis who give you
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that love bite on your neck.
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- Really, shit.
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- What about that one?
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- There's another one?
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Fuck!
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- All right?
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- Yep, you?
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- You left this at mine?
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Don't you want it?
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- That's handy.
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You were just sayin' you were cold.
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- Was I?
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- So, you two.
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- Yeah, us two.
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She did chest compressions on me
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and nearly broke my ribs and
I was like yes, I like her.
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- So that's the secret of attracting men.
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- What, are we still good for tomorrow.
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Can't have you missin' my birthday.
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- It's your birthday.
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I mean, it's your birthday!
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Yeah, we're good.
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(boy moans)
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- That is bare salivay.
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- It's puttin' me right off my muffins.
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(upbeat music)
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- Eight out of eight teams, last.
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Holly, you're the captain.
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How do you explain how shit that was?
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- I'm tired, miss.
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- Yeah, she's got her market job
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and she's studying for exams
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and she's got three boyfriends.
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- Three, Holly, how?
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- I dunno, miss.
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I seem to be incredibly attractive
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to the opposite sex.
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- There's one, miss.
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- That's thing three.
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- Thing one and thing two
don't go to this school.
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- Oh, well, that's okay then.
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No, it's fine to come last
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in a very important tournament
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'cause Holly's vagina is out of control.
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- She has got a point
about Holly's vagina.
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- Amber.
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- Please don't tell me off, miss.
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I'm not wearin' waterproof mascara.
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- There was a scout
today from Chelsea Ladies
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and for some reason
they've picked you out.
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- What?
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I'm much better than her.
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- Well, maybe it's 'cause I'm blonde.
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And pretty and look a bit
more Chelsea than you.
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- No, Amber, it's 'cause
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they thought you played football well.
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They didn't realize that that
rainbow flick you just did
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was a complete fluke
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and that in reality, you're pretty shit.
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- What rainbow flick I did?
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- Oh, you know, when you
kicked it up your leg
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and flicked it over your head.
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- Oh, you mean when it bounced funny off
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that dead pigeon onto my leg
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and I got a fright and
accidentally scored?
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- Yeah, that, he liked that.
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- Well done Amber.
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It's amazing.
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Imagine if you actually
played for Chelsea Ladies.
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- Well, the trials are on Thursday.
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- Has the pigeon been invited?
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- Hey Curtis, I've been
scouted for Chelsea Ladies!
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- Nice.
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- Yet more proof of a universe
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where blonde people are unfairly rewarded.
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- Just be happy for her.
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- Okay, I'll try.
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- Mrs. Amber Fabregas.
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Senora Amber Marinio.
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- Nope, sorry, I can't.
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- I'm gonna wait for you
outside the changing room, yeah?
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(Curtis moans)
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- I swear my tongue's gettin' more muscly
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since I started datin' Curtis.
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- This is the original
data from the experiment
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like you wanted.
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- Well, this is no good.
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It's just numbers.
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It doesn't say who give me what.
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- Names and numbers were kept
separate for confidentiality.
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- Four, who gave me a four?
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Does everyone think I'm clapped?
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- No, of course not.
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Clapped would be more of a three.
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- Ah, like that person gave me.
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And that person.
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- All I'm sayin' is now I've
been officially identified
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as gifted and talented Chelsea material,
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I should be captain of your team.
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- I'm the captain.
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- Has your talent been
officially recognized, Holly?
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- Where's my captain's armband.
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- If you can't look after
your captain's armband,
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you don't deserve to be captain.
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- You're wearin' it under
your jacket, aren't you?
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- No.
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- Give it back.
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- No!
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- Bollocks.
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I can't fight you.
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I'm too tired.
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It's not so much the sex as the cheatin'.
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It's too drainin' comin'
up with all these lies.
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- Hang on, are you hopin' for sympathy.
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- Someone gave me a 10!
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Everyone, I got a 10.
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- There you go.
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So maybe there were some
twos, threes, fours, and ones,
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but there was also a 10.
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- You never told me someone gave me a 10.
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- I didn't memorize
everyone's individual score.
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- This changes everything.
264
00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:30,000
There's someone out there
who thinks I'm perfect.
265
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,080
- Of course there is.
266
00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,100
You're gorgeous.
267
00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,770
- Yeah, for someone not
blonde, your quite pretty.
268
00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:37,910
- But a 10 out of 10,
it's a perfect score.
269
00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,520
I've gotta find Mr. 10 and make him mine.
270
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,510
- But he might be a tosser.
271
00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:43,780
- No, he's my soulmate, I know it.
272
00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:44,870
I need to find him.
273
00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:46,170
Viva, you've gotta give me the list
274
00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:47,730
of all the names of
every single person you
275
00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:48,600
and Gabriel asked.
276
00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,420
- No, it's supposed to be confidential.
277
00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:52,190
- Just get me the list.
278
00:08:53,836 --> 00:08:55,136
- Look at Holly.
279
00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:57,638
(phone beeps)
280
00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,080
- Tonka's waitin' outside,
281
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,421
thought he'd surprise her.
282
00:09:01,419 --> 00:09:03,509
- But Curtis is waitin'
outside for her as well.
283
00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,140
- Holly, wake up!
284
00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,090
- What's happenin'?
285
00:09:09,087 --> 00:09:09,917
- Curtis and Tonka are both waiting
286
00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,770
for you outside, right now.
287
00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:12,600
- Huh?
288
00:09:12,603 --> 00:09:13,443
- What are you gonna do?
289
00:09:13,436 --> 00:09:14,306
- We need to think fast.
290
00:09:14,311 --> 00:09:16,341
- Curtis and Tonka are
both here, together?
291
00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:17,950
- Outside, waitin' for you.
292
00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:19,470
- Amber, go and check the
window at the back of the loos
293
00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:21,560
and see if we can slip Holly out that way.
294
00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:24,440
- [Amber] Holly could fit through
295
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,510
but not Holly's boobs.
296
00:09:26,512 --> 00:09:28,902
(phone dings)
297
00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,980
- That's Connor, shit.
298
00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,370
I'm gettin' really confused.
299
00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:34,060
I don't know what I've arranged with who.
300
00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:36,240
- Oh, Holly, I knew this slutty behavior
301
00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,040
would get you into trouble.
302
00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:41,032
(Holly panting)
303
00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:43,430
- There's no point pretending
to have a panic attack.
304
00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:44,580
What will that achieve?
305
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,030
Oh, it's a real panic attack.
306
00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,950
Carry on then.
(Holly panting)
307
00:09:50,947 --> 00:09:53,877
- I've never seen you have
a real panic attack before.
308
00:09:53,882 --> 00:09:57,412
It's only now I realize how
genius your fake ones are.
309
00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,800
Try to slow down your breathin'.
310
00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,760
It's okay, it's okay,
we'll think of something.
311
00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:02,720
Won't you, Viva?
312
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,260
- Listen, Holly, if we
help you escape from here,
313
00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:09,040
do you promise to dump two of them
314
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,990
and just keep one boyfriend.
315
00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:17,170
How well do you know Sabina?
316
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:18,247
- A bit, why?
317
00:10:21,178 --> 00:10:26,088
♪ Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls ♪
318
00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:31,090
♪ Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls ♪
319
00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,536
♪ Girls ♪
320
00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,220
♪ Games for girls ♪
321
00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:36,550
- Right, so we need to help Holly decide
322
00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,090
who to dump and who to keep.
323
00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,100
- I like them all.
324
00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,150
- No, that's how you got in this mess.
325
00:10:41,149 --> 00:10:43,529
Just go with your heart, Holly.
326
00:10:43,528 --> 00:10:44,578
- I like them all.
327
00:10:44,579 --> 00:10:45,599
- Go with your gut then.
328
00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:46,515
- I like them all.
329
00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:49,579
- Oh, go with your,
you know, erotic zones.
330
00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:50,580
- I like them all.
331
00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,910
- Well, I anticipated this so.
332
00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,670
I have prepared a useful
chart to help Holly
333
00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:56,940
make her decision.
334
00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,980
I didn't have a picture of
Curtis as he's quite recent
335
00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,470
so I've just drawn him.
336
00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,480
- And in what way is this chart useful?
337
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,410
- Well, we suggest
qualities like kindness,
338
00:11:04,405 --> 00:11:06,655
good sense of humor, loyalty.
339
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,120
Holly gives them a mark,
we add everything up
340
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,110
and work out who's won.
341
00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:12,310
- Oh, it's like a secret
boyfriend Olympics
342
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,740
they don't even know they're in.
343
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,040
- So, what makes a good boyfriend.
344
00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:17,869
- Nice teeth.
345
00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:18,810
- Intelligence.
346
00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:19,950
- Treats you like a princess.
347
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:22,350
- Has ability to identify
birds from their call.
348
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,600
- Good in bed but not a pervert.
349
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,120
- Well, a bit of pervert.
350
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,290
- Perverted in a nice way.
351
00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,310
- Doesn't dance like a wanker.
352
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,640
- Doesn't criticize your body ever,
353
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,440
even if you've eaten
three tons of chocolate
354
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,430
and your gut's like a big
white balloon full of porridge.
355
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,580
- Good fightin' skills.
356
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:39,750
- Nice kisser.
357
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,940
- I'm goin', I can't write that fast.
358
00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:43,103
- Ability to write fast.
359
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,492
That's a really useful attribute.
360
00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:46,680
- It's gonna take bare long.
361
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,760
- I anticipated that so
I've prepared popcorn
362
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,900
to help us through.
363
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,420
This is salt, this is sweet.
364
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,430
- I don't know which I
love more, salt or sweet.
365
00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:55,260
- I'm having both.
366
00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:56,563
Salt for main, sweet for dessert.
367
00:11:56,560 --> 00:12:00,110
- Or both at the same time.
368
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,680
Popcorn cocktail.
369
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,607
Is this already a thing
or have I just invented
370
00:12:07,610 --> 00:12:08,860
an incredible new recipe?
371
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:12,410
- Eats up their veg.
372
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:13,993
- Nice eyes like a puppy.
373
00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:14,817
- Honesty.
374
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,720
- Nice to my family.
375
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,020
- Clean, well shaped ears.
376
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:18,770
- Photogenic.
377
00:12:18,773 --> 00:12:19,613
- Strong moral compass.
378
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,036
- Not a one minute man.
379
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:21,930
- Organized.
380
00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:22,760
- Heart of gold.
381
00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:23,603
- Good sense of direction.
382
00:12:23,596 --> 00:12:24,816
- Can squat more than me.
383
00:12:25,669 --> 00:12:26,609
(upbeat music)
384
00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:27,510
- Shiny pubes.
385
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,110
- Holly, do you promise to do exactly
386
00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:34,270
what the chart tells you to do?
387
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:36,280
- Of course I will, it's too stressful
388
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,800
havin' three blokes on the go
389
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,020
plus my fanny can't take the pace.
390
00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:41,850
- Right.
391
00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:43,493
All I need to do is add all this up
392
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:46,640
and work out exactly how
many points each boy scored.
393
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,630
It's gonna take ages.
394
00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,250
- It's interestin' that
you haven't scored any boy
395
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,830
10 our of 10 for anythin'.
396
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,280
The highest is Tonka's
nine for his ability
397
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,100
to hold his breath underwater.
398
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,880
- Joined with Connor's nine for pet care.
399
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,850
- He loves that salamander.
400
00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:59,410
- You'd have to think someone
was pretty fuckin' amazin'
401
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:00,610
to give 'em a 10, right?
402
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,673
(upbeat music)
403
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,380
- God, Saz, you're not
just going to up to people
404
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,420
and asking them if they
gave you a 10, are you?
405
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,050
- No, I got Amber to just go up to people
406
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,023
and ask them if they gave me a 10.
407
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,240
These are the only two left.
408
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,410
- You really think it's Harry or Omar?
409
00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,740
- Well, if everyone else
has been eliminated,
410
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,570
it must be.
411
00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:24,433
So it's either Harry, nerdy
boy with all the hair,
412
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:28,520
or Omar, beautiful Omar who
I've had a secret crush on
413
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,630
since he brought a dead
squirrel into show and tell.
414
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,015
- You've had a crush on
him since primary school?
415
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,430
- I never thought I'd
have a chance with him.
416
00:13:34,425 --> 00:13:35,745
- Well, what if it's not him.
417
00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:36,625
What if it's Harry?
418
00:13:36,634 --> 00:13:38,394
- Well, there's something sexy about a boy
419
00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,990
who's team captain, even
if it is chess team.
420
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:42,270
- So basically you like them both.
421
00:13:42,273 --> 00:13:43,713
It's a win, win situation.
422
00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,477
- It's a win, win situation
423
00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:47,498
but I've lost a win, win situation before
424
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,330
so who knows.
425
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,903
- I see you've changed
your Facebook status
426
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,120
to in a relationship.
427
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,490
- Yeah, for the first time ever.
428
00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:56,070
- Maybe a bit premature.
429
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:59,010
- One of these boys is
gonna be a very happy boy.
430
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,560
He thinks of me a distant
and unapproachable 10.
431
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:02,904
Little does he know.
432
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,410
- You're a desperate three.
433
00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:09,341
(upbeat music)
434
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:20,380
Right, so I've added up all the scores
435
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,920
from Holly's boyfriend board
436
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,740
and I can now announce the results.
437
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:24,850
- All the votes have been counted
438
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:26,200
and independently verified.
439
00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:27,942
You have to say that
440
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,285
before you announce
the winner of anything.
441
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:31,860
- I used a calculator and.
442
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:32,810
- Voting is now closed,
443
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,380
don't call now, your
vote won't be counted,
444
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,830
but you may still be charged.
445
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,890
- So, who won?
446
00:14:38,893 --> 00:14:41,353
- Like I said, I used a calculator
447
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:42,660
and I did it three times
448
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,660
just to be on the safe side.
449
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,150
- Who fuckin' won?
450
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:49,590
- So, Connor got 402.
451
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:52,230
Tonka got 402.
452
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:55,820
And Curtis got 402.
453
00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:56,645
- What?
454
00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:57,478
- There's no winner.
455
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,311
They all score the same.
456
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,154
- No!
457
00:14:59,147 --> 00:15:00,757
What do I do now?
458
00:15:00,759 --> 00:15:01,589
- It's kinda spooky.
459
00:15:01,592 --> 00:15:04,172
- Yeah, like God wants you
to have three boyfriends.
460
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,190
- No he doesn't.
461
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,020
- How do you know?
462
00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:08,803
- Because lying to three
people is obviously wrong.
463
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,630
- Or is it?
464
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,283
- Yes.
465
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,110
- I'm gonna keep them all.
466
00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:13,433
- No, that's stupid.
467
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:14,530
- It's not stupid.
468
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,490
The chart has spoken.
469
00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:16,760
- Yeah, and she did promise she'd do
470
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,670
what the chart said.
471
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,780
- I'll review the situation
after next Thursday.
472
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,610
- Next Thursday?
473
00:15:20,613 --> 00:15:21,453
Your birthday?
474
00:15:21,446 --> 00:15:23,636
Wait, is this because you want three lots
475
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,720
of birthday presents?
476
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,098
- No.
477
00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:29,756
(phone buzzing)
478
00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:32,709
Oh no.
479
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,850
Okay.
480
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,680
Okay.
481
00:15:37,524 --> 00:15:39,304
(phone buzzing)
482
00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:41,015
- Look, there's my picture!
483
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,810
- Why's your picture in the newsletter?
484
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,420
Sixth former Amber Dean
tells us how she feels
485
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:49,190
about being asked to attend
a trial for Chelsea Ladies.
486
00:15:49,187 --> 00:15:52,377
"I feel amazing, it's a shame
my mates didn't get picked out
487
00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:54,777
"but they just aren't talented enough."
488
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,990
- You said that about us.
489
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:56,820
- That's bollocks, Amber.
490
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,133
You only did that rainbow
flick by accident.
491
00:15:59,128 --> 00:16:01,078
- Well, I was thinking about it
492
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,600
and actually I don't
think it was an accident.
493
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,410
- [Saz] Amber says her skills are on a.
494
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:06,380
- Higher level.
495
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,530
- Higher level?
496
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,070
- Gotta go, Connor wants to meet.
497
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,090
He's upset.
498
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,050
- Amber, you know you probably
499
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,160
won't even get through the trials.
500
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,200
- Oh Sazzy, Sazzy, Sazzy,
501
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,450
what do you know about
higher level football?
502
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,303
(chill music)
503
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,130
- So all this time she's
been back with me dad,
504
00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:28,560
she's been seein' other
men behind his back.
505
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,390
- Oh.
506
00:16:29,393 --> 00:16:30,233
- And not just one.
507
00:16:30,226 --> 00:16:31,946
That'd be bad enough.
508
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,530
She's been seein' two other
men behind me dad's back.
509
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,227
- That's really.
- Two!
510
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:38,890
They've had their ups and downs
511
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:42,060
but I never thought she
could do something so low,
512
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:42,890
so slutty.
513
00:16:43,864 --> 00:16:45,514
- I wouldn't call it slutty.
514
00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:46,570
- Really?
515
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,650
Well, how many men would it have to be
516
00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:48,700
before it was slutty?
517
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,530
- I'd say four.
518
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,763
Anything under four I
just call it fun lovin'.
519
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,550
- I know what you're doin' Holly.
520
00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:55,392
- Do you?
521
00:16:55,385 --> 00:16:56,725
- Tryin' to make me feel better
522
00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:57,970
about me slut mother.
523
00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:00,160
- Yes, exactly.
524
00:17:00,155 --> 00:17:02,505
Maybe she thought he
wouldn't mind that much?
525
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,970
- Of course he'd mind.
526
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:04,950
He's got feelings, Holly.
527
00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:06,610
He's not just some heartless moron
528
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,670
who doesn't care.
529
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,310
- Maybe she thought he
wasn't serious about her.
530
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,330
- Holly, they've been married, divorced,
531
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,850
married again, split up.
532
00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:15,910
I think she knows it's not
just some casual fling.
533
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,650
- So it would be okay if
it was a casual fling?
534
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:18,540
- But it's not.
535
00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:21,509
He's always tellin' her he loves her.
536
00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:27,490
But thanks though for tryin'
to make me feel better.
537
00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,320
- It's okay.
538
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,710
- You know, you're the one good thing
539
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,060
I've got in my life, Holly.
540
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,030
I love you.
541
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,050
- You gave me a four?
542
00:17:43,053 --> 00:17:45,083
A four, seriously, a four?
543
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,210
What do you know, chess nerd?
544
00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:49,267
The only matin' you'll
ever do is check mate.
545
00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:51,013
FYI, you need a hair wash.
546
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:52,410
Your hair smells of compost!
547
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,860
He gave me a four.
548
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:58,940
- I heard.
549
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,330
Everyone heard.
550
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,050
He said I wasn't his type.
551
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,620
- Well, if it makes you feel any better,
552
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:06,020
his average score was a 5.6.
553
00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:08,200
- 5.6?
554
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,700
That's .5 higher than my average score.
555
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,540
- Oh yeah.
556
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,660
I forgot that.
557
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:15,140
- Really thought it was gonna be him.
558
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:15,970
- Me too.
559
00:18:15,973 --> 00:18:17,023
- Out of the nerdy boy
560
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,450
and the good lookin' popular boy,
561
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:20,370
I thought there was no
chance that my Mr. 10
562
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,967
would turn out to be the
good lookin', popular boy.
563
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:22,800
- Nor me.
564
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,950
- So it seems as if it's Omar.
565
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:26,880
- So, what now?
566
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,570
- Well, I was thinkin'.
567
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:31,560
Wouldn't it be romantic if
instead of just askin' him out,
568
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,670
if I record myself singin' a song for him
569
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,850
and put it on YouTube and
then dedicate it to him
570
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:37,710
and then send him the
link to it on Facebook.
571
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,890
- Oh my god, Saz, no.
572
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:40,110
- [Saz] Well, why not?
573
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,310
Just imagine, one day
we would look back on it
574
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,510
and have this beautiful moment
575
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,400
where I sang my love to the world.
576
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,430
- Or the tragic moment where you end up
577
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,380
with 20 million hits
like that boy whose moobs
578
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,380
can do the Macarena.
579
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,140
God, Holly, you look terrible.
580
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,220
- I can't sleep.
581
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,050
- Is it guilt?
582
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,633
- No, it's usually
'cause there's some bloke
583
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,880
tryin' to shag me.
584
00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:02,893
Okay, okay, it's the guilt.
585
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:03,990
- So dump two boyfriends
586
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,540
and you'll feel a lot better.
587
00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:07,259
- I'm not dumpin' two,
I'm dumpin' all three.
588
00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:08,088
- What?
589
00:19:08,091 --> 00:19:09,251
What about the chart?
590
00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:10,081
- The chart's a fool.
591
00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:10,924
It was wrong.
592
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,097
- I'm pretty certain it was accurate.
593
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,060
- No, not wrong in that way.
594
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:14,890
It was wrong of me to do it.
595
00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:16,323
- What, morally wrong?
596
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,360
- If morally wrong means
your inside feel bad
597
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,850
like you've eaten a really old pasty,
598
00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:22,530
then yeah, morally wrong.
599
00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:23,442
- Don't you wanna just keep one?
600
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,320
- Nope, Curtis is happy all the time
601
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,650
and it gets on my tits.
602
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:29,250
Tonka's into rugby and is a
bit of a dick if I'm honest
603
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:32,520
and Connor, I can't keep seein' Connor.
604
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,020
Connor said he loved me.
605
00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:37,847
(girls cooing)
606
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:38,680
No, shut up.
607
00:19:38,683 --> 00:19:39,773
I don't want some bloke who loves me.
608
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,610
- Oh no, why would you want a relationship
609
00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:43,700
with a genuinely nice
person who loves you?
610
00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:44,543
That would be really weird.
611
00:19:44,536 --> 00:19:46,326
- Maybe that's what you want but not me.
612
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,800
- Holly, maybe I've got this all wrong
613
00:19:48,802 --> 00:19:53,802
but maybe, maybe you're scared of love.
614
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,960
- Don't be fucking stupid.
615
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,790
Give us a crisp.
616
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,850
- Nice hair.
617
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:01,950
- Oh, I know.
618
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:02,792
It's for the trials.
619
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,705
- The football trials?
620
00:20:03,710 --> 00:20:05,660
- Yeah, I wanna look my best.
621
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,560
- To play football?
622
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,470
- It's tonight.
623
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:08,890
- Oh right, good luck.
624
00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:09,970
- You're gonna come with me, aren't you?
625
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:11,350
You can all come.
626
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,660
You could pick up some tips
627
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:13,670
from me and the other gifted
628
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,370
and talented high level footballers.
629
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,650
- No, soz, Amber.
630
00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:17,534
I've got three blokes to dump.
631
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,840
- I got a lot revision to
do, exams and all that.
632
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,200
- Me too, but let's face it,
633
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,000
I pretty much know everything
I need to know already.
634
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,940
- So you could come.
635
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,710
- Yeah, but I don't want to.
636
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,570
- So no one's coming to support me?
637
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,650
- You could make friends
with some Chelsea ladies
638
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,560
who are more your level.
639
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,960
- Okay, I'll go on my own then.
640
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,830
- Do you feel shitty?
641
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,660
- We should've gone with her.
642
00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:43,493
- I feel terrible.
643
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:44,370
- It's not too late.
644
00:20:44,371 --> 00:20:46,741
- Yeah, we can surprise her.
645
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,900
That's friendship.
646
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,500
Still bein' nice when
someone's bein' a right twat.
647
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,400
- She might be so surprised
648
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,860
she accidentally scores another goal.
649
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,610
- Yeah, let's really surprise her.
650
00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:57,090
Put it on Facebook, get a
load of people to show up.
651
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,070
- Yeah, 'cause let's face it,
652
00:20:58,070 --> 00:20:59,620
she's shit at football
653
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:00,600
and she's not gonna get through.
654
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,650
- She's gonna need cheerin' up.
655
00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:03,100
- Shall I put bring drink?
656
00:21:03,101 --> 00:21:04,751
- Yes, 'cause a couple of cans
657
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:08,310
of peach and vodka's really
gonna make everything better.
658
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,970
- Why are you sayin'
that like it's not true?
659
00:21:11,973 --> 00:21:14,563
(upbeat music)
660
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:34,850
- Watchin' Amber fuck up is more painful
661
00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:35,717
than I thought it'd be
662
00:21:35,723 --> 00:21:37,383
and I thought it'd be extremely painful.
663
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,290
- I'm enjoyin' it.
664
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:41,450
Shame.
665
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,210
- It was your ball Amber!
666
00:21:43,212 --> 00:21:44,752
Get it back off her, Amber!
667
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,570
Okay, get back up Amber!
668
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:48,270
- Oh my God, what's she doing?
669
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:50,910
Amber, that's a netball move!
670
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:54,260
- Maybe we shouldn't have
invited all her friends.
671
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,070
- Too late, look, it's Curtis.
672
00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:58,030
Shit.
673
00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:58,860
It's Curtis.
674
00:21:58,863 --> 00:22:01,023
- Saz, don't look now but Omar's there
675
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,230
and he's all snuggled up to Emma O'Brian.
676
00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,450
- Why's Omar snuggled
up with Emma O'Brian.
677
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,400
- Because he's dunkin'
his Twix in her latte.
678
00:22:07,403 --> 00:22:09,173
- Oh God, do you have
to be so dirty, Holly?
679
00:22:09,168 --> 00:22:10,278
- She's not bein' dirty.
680
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,430
He really is dunkin'
his Twix in her latte.
681
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,680
- Oh I thought, nevermind.
682
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,490
- What are you so bothered about Omar for?
683
00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:19,110
- Well, me and Omar.
684
00:22:19,107 --> 00:22:22,537
Don't tell anyone but Omar likes me.
685
00:22:22,539 --> 00:22:26,009
(girls laughing)
686
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,813
- Omar likes you?
687
00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:28,640
- What?
688
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:30,560
- Nothing.
689
00:22:30,563 --> 00:22:31,403
- You better go over, Holly.
690
00:22:31,396 --> 00:22:32,756
Curtis is wavin'.
691
00:22:38,270 --> 00:22:40,300
- She doesn't know it was
Omar who give me a 10.
692
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:41,200
- Well, we think it was.
693
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,030
- It's the only logical conclusion.
694
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:43,860
Shall I go ask him?
695
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,813
- Is it really a good
idea to ask him in public.
696
00:22:45,813 --> 00:22:49,293
- Yes, 'cause I want everyone
to see me, Saz the weirdo,
697
00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:50,990
being chosen by a high status alpha male
698
00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:52,140
for his partner.
699
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:52,970
- Not now.
700
00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:56,010
- Hey, Holly, what's up?
701
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,148
- Thanks for comin'.
702
00:22:58,150 --> 00:22:59,580
Thanks for bringin' drink.
703
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:00,710
I can't take the drink though
704
00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:02,800
'cause I'm drumpin' you.
705
00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:03,625
- What?
706
00:23:05,047 --> 00:23:05,877
- I can't do this anymore.
707
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,250
The lyin', the cheatin',
the payin' for three phones.
708
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,080
- What?
709
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:09,923
Three?
710
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,296
- I've got three boyfriends on the go.
711
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,390
I'm three timing you.
712
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,420
I like you but it's last in, first out,
713
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:16,080
so you're out.
714
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,340
Plus, the way you kiss
makes my tongue hurt.
715
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:19,610
- You can't just dump me like that.
716
00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:21,830
- I only hooked up with you
'cause I had five ciders.
717
00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:22,890
I'm all right with four.
718
00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:24,520
Five and I start to make bad choices.
719
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,350
- Please don't do this.
720
00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:26,483
- It was after five ciders
721
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,040
that I bit a social worker.
722
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,000
- But me and you, we had a connection.
723
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,190
- God, I really do feel bad.
724
00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:33,020
- You feel bad?
725
00:23:33,023 --> 00:23:35,103
- Yeah, I feel sick.
726
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:35,930
It's horrible.
727
00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:37,413
I will have to have that beer.
728
00:23:45,010 --> 00:23:46,160
I've dumped Curtis.
729
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,620
- He's havin' another beer.
730
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,980
- Yep, I think Holly's
gonna want another beer too.
731
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:50,910
- Do ya?
732
00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:51,860
- I'd say so.
733
00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:52,690
- Why?
734
00:23:52,693 --> 00:23:53,533
- Surprise!
735
00:23:53,526 --> 00:23:54,356
- Huh?
736
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,189
- [Viva] Hi Tonka.
737
00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,052
- What are you doin' here?
738
00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:57,390
- You put an event on Facebook.
739
00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:58,560
- For people who know Amber.
740
00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:00,379
- I know Amber.
741
00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:02,290
- Jesus, how can anyone miss from there?
742
00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:03,380
- So what have you been up to?
743
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,120
It's been hard getting ahold of you.
744
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,050
- Oh, Tonka, get off.
745
00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:09,010
It's over, me and you, it's finished.
746
00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:11,270
- Finished?
747
00:24:11,267 --> 00:24:12,437
Why?
748
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,850
- Let's not get into all that.
749
00:24:13,850 --> 00:24:15,750
- You've gotta tell me why.
750
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,400
- It was never really gonna work was it?
751
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,070
You're posh, I'm not.
752
00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:20,890
I used to think your face was cute and now
753
00:24:20,890 --> 00:24:21,880
I just think it's annoyin'
754
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,250
and I don't think you wash
your area all that often.
755
00:24:25,253 --> 00:24:26,093
- What?
756
00:24:26,086 --> 00:24:26,946
- Curtis, I know you're angry
757
00:24:26,950 --> 00:24:29,190
but maybe now isn't a good time.
758
00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:31,070
- Holly, I wash my.
759
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,470
I was everything every day.
760
00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,100
- You know she's had three
of us on the go, right?
761
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,650
- I never knew you both was gonna be here.
762
00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:36,960
- I'm one of three?
763
00:24:36,963 --> 00:24:39,643
- Yeah, she's had three different phones,
764
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,470
sneakin' around.
765
00:24:40,473 --> 00:24:41,663
- Three?
766
00:24:41,655 --> 00:24:44,355
- I was comin' over here to
smack you in the face, pow!
767
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,190
But you know what?
768
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,333
Now I'm here, I feel sorry for you
769
00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:48,500
'cause you're just another
little mug like me.
770
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,850
- Seriously, three?
771
00:24:50,850 --> 00:24:52,450
- What, has he got brain
problems or something?
772
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,370
- Right, Holly.
773
00:24:53,370 --> 00:24:54,630
Walk away.
774
00:24:54,629 --> 00:24:55,789
Just walk away.
775
00:24:55,790 --> 00:24:57,630
- What about Omar.
776
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,010
- I think he's busy, Saz.
777
00:24:59,861 --> 00:25:01,511
- I'm not having that.
778
00:25:01,505 --> 00:25:03,725
Oi, did you give me a 10 ratin' or what?
779
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,199
Guess that's a no, then!
780
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,840
Everyone on that list has said no.
781
00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:11,940
Mr. 10 is the invisible man.
782
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,450
- I'm gonna call Connor now.
783
00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:14,281
I'm gonna get this over with.
784
00:25:14,284 --> 00:25:15,124
- Are you gonna dump him?
785
00:25:15,117 --> 00:25:16,457
- Yeah, I'm all warmed up.
786
00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:18,100
Might as well get all
the dumpin' over with.
787
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,760
- Hols, no need to call.
788
00:25:20,856 --> 00:25:22,316
- What the fuck?
789
00:25:23,441 --> 00:25:25,891
- You did ask everyone to meet
you here to support Amber.
790
00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:28,300
- You're here, I was just gonna call you.
791
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,380
- Come on, Saz, let's
give him some privacy.
792
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,750
- Do one, not too far.
793
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:32,680
I wanna hear what they say.
794
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,510
- Am I too late?
795
00:25:33,513 --> 00:25:34,783
Are you all right?
796
00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:36,200
You look upset.
797
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,380
- I'm fine.
798
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,210
I.
799
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,370
- You smell of beer.
800
00:25:41,368 --> 00:25:43,608
(Holly stuttering)
801
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:46,000
Holly, what is it?
802
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,830
- I love you.
803
00:25:50,210 --> 00:25:52,690
Shit, that wasn't meant to happen.
804
00:25:58,882 --> 00:26:00,092
(Saz laughs)
805
00:26:00,088 --> 00:26:00,918
- Hit me!
806
00:26:00,921 --> 00:26:02,311
I want you to hit me!
807
00:26:02,305 --> 00:26:04,885
(men shouting)
808
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,406
(upbeat music)
809
00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,250
- Don't think I wanna be the captain
810
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,140
of the football team anymore.
811
00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:22,160
You better have this back.
812
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,850
- Thanks, sorry about the trial.
813
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,850
- If it was done on hair, you
definitely would've got it.
814
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,000
- Oh well.
815
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,583
Should we get muffins?
816
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:30,410
- Later.
817
00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:31,973
Meetin' my project partner Gabriel.
818
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:33,230
We're finalizing our results
819
00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:34,240
from our attractiveness
820
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,330
slash hair color correlation experiment.
821
00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:39,120
- Don't tell me, people
rated blondes higher.
822
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,110
- Obviously.
823
00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:41,680
We don't really need to do an experiment
824
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,630
to work that out.
825
00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:44,400
- Actually, redheads came out on top
826
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,640
in our sample group.
827
00:26:45,642 --> 00:26:47,692
Though we think the Dawson triplets
828
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,840
may have caused an anomaly.
829
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,842
(upbeat rock music)
830
00:26:56,769 --> 00:26:57,929
- Oh my god, I've just worked out
831
00:26:57,930 --> 00:26:58,760
how I've got my 10.
832
00:26:58,763 --> 00:27:00,873
You felt sorry for me 'cause my scores
833
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,520
are so pathetic, you put a 10 in there
834
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,410
to make me feel better.
835
00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:04,240
- That's not true.
836
00:27:04,243 --> 00:27:06,653
- Yeah, it's classic Viva.
837
00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:09,740
Bossy, interfering, think you know it all.
838
00:27:09,737 --> 00:27:11,317
- No, that is rubbish.
839
00:27:11,315 --> 00:27:12,775
Not your description of me,
840
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,180
that actually sounds pretty accurate.
841
00:27:15,179 --> 00:27:16,799
But I would never put in a random 10.
842
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,980
It woulda skewed our results.
843
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:19,400
- Well, maybe it wasn't a 10.
844
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,270
Maybe it was a zero one upside down.
845
00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:22,760
- It was a 10.
846
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,280
- Well, maybe, someone said 10 for a joke
847
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,590
and then denied it later.
848
00:27:26,590 --> 00:27:28,860
- No, I think people
gave very honest ratings.
849
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,517
I know I gave honest scores.
850
00:27:30,521 --> 00:27:32,451
- You gave ratin's?
851
00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:33,420
- Yeah, of course.
852
00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:34,717
- And your project partner?
853
00:27:34,715 --> 00:27:36,045
- Gabriel.
854
00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:37,430
- Gabriel Hart?
855
00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:38,720
- Yeah, he gave ratings.
856
00:27:40,745 --> 00:27:43,535
Oh my god, he gave ratings.
857
00:27:46,797 --> 00:27:49,067
(bell ringing)
858
00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:50,590
Hi Gabriel.
859
00:27:50,590 --> 00:27:51,790
You ready to hit the library?
860
00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:52,760
- Yeah, sure.
861
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,090
- Oh, I don't think you've met my friends.
862
00:27:54,093 --> 00:27:55,523
Amber.
- Hi.
863
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,350
- Hi Amber.
864
00:27:56,353 --> 00:27:57,643
- Holly.
- All right?
865
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,610
- Hello, Holly.
866
00:27:58,610 --> 00:27:59,860
- And Saz.
867
00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:04,547
- Hello, Saz.
868
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:05,379
- Hello.
869
00:28:06,373 --> 00:28:07,333
♪ People keep sayin' ♪
870
00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:08,702
♪ That we're doin' it wrong ♪
871
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:11,260
♪ But I say it feels all right ♪
872
00:28:11,264 --> 00:28:16,264
♪ I really do try, really
do try, really do try ♪
873
00:28:16,898 --> 00:28:19,818
♪ There's a million
things I could change ♪
874
00:28:19,819 --> 00:28:22,659
♪ But maybe it's all right ♪
875
00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:27,657
♪ This is my life, this is
my life, this is my life ♪
876
00:28:28,854 --> 00:28:32,334
♪ People keep sayin' that
we're doin' it wrong ♪
877
00:28:32,331 --> 00:28:35,101
♪ People keep sayin' that
we're doin' it wrong ♪
878
00:28:35,103 --> 00:28:40,103
♪ People keep sayin' that
we're doin' it wrong ♪
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