All language subtitles for Some.Girls.S03E04_English

♪ People keep saying ♪

♪ When you're doing it wrong ♪

♪ But I say it feels all right ♪

♪ A really good try ♪

♪ Really good try, really good try ♪

♪ It's a really good thing ♪

♪ So I could change ♪

♪ But it maybe is all right ♪

♪ This is my life ♪

♪ This is my life, this is my life ♪

- Got to be faster than
that, you'll learn, kids.

Got another tenner for my savings.

- You gonna have enough to
get your mom's jewelry back

from the pawn shop?

- I'm getting really close now.

I've got another three weeks

till my Dad comes out of prison.

Got to do it before then.

- Why worry?

When he comes out he can
just steal her some more.

- Saz, stop winding her up on purpose.

- I'm not winding her up.

He can, can't he?

- It's okay old Holli
would have mashed her face,

but new Holli just floats along

taking it all in her stride.

- Why?

Has new Holli been taking old
Holli's mom's tranquilizers?

- You are very calm.

- I don't know, I'm maturing I guess.

Plus, I get a lot of sex now.

- [Jazz] Is that your sister?

- Yeah, that's Topaz.

Her boyfriend came to his
senses and kicked her out.

- She moving back home?

- Yeah, my mom forced me
to get a lift off her.

I did not want a lift off her.

- Do you want a lift home later?

- No, I don't want a lift home later.

- It's no trouble, got the day off.

- Uh, yeah but you
slept with my boyfriend.

So I don't like you.

- Oh come on Ambie,
that was 18 months ago.

Shall I pick you up at four?

- I'd rather swim home through diarrhea,

than get a lift home with you.

I'd rather...

Rather...

Swim home through diarrhea like I said!

- I wouldn't mind a lift.

If you're in the area.

- Well why don't I give you all a lift?

I am really sorry about that thing

that happened with Brandon.

- It wasn't a thing, you were the thing!

- Come on Amber.

- See you at four.

- You know Amber, sometimes
we hold onto pain and anger

for too long.

And toxic energy of hating Topaz
is really very bad for you.

It's dragging you down Amber.

It's time to let it go.

- I'll let it go when
she unfucks my boyfriend.

- I want to talk to you
today about ambition.

Who has an ambition they'd like to share

with the rest of us?

Amber?

- I'm gonna be a judge.

- You would like to be a judge?

That's a wonderful ambition, Amber.

If you work hard, anything is possible.

- I'm gonna be a judge on
X Factor like Cheryl Cole,

and have people do my hair,

and get people giving me free
stuff just for being pretty.

- Yeah, thank you Amber.

I'm so inspired to see all of
your faces shining up at me.

Blank pages on which your
story is not yet written.

You are the authors of your own stories.

Where is your story going?

Who will you be?

Yes Amber?

- Cheryl Cole, like I said.

- Thank you Amber.

Now, I've got some exciting news for you.

Greenshoots Academy is being considered

for the Educating Yorkshire treatment.

(students chattering)

Yes, we're down to the last three schools,

and a small TV team will be here

to shoot a bit of
footage, as they call it,

to give the big cheeses at Channel four

a taste of our dynamic Greenshoots flavor.

So, no showing off.

Just carry on as normal.

- Thank you, Mr. Jefferies.

I think it's highly unlikely
they will choose us,

but just in case, try not
to stab anyone in the face

with your barrette on
camera, Isaac Dawson.

- I haven't finished.

- Oh, sorry.

- I want to talk to
you about my ambitions.

When I was a young boy, it was
my ambition to be a dancer.

(students laughing)
Yes, I wanted to be Nureyev.

People laughed at me.

My life took a different turn as you know,

and I left my dancing dreams behind me.

Until now.

- Oh no!

- Miss Hitchcock, shall we?

- Shall we what?

- Shall we dance, of course?

(upbeat music)

(students laughing)

- What are you doing?

- I'm being the author of my own story.

(whistle blows)

(upbeat music)

- What an asshole.

- Mr Jefferies' been under
a lot of strain recently.

Greg dumped him after
seven years together.

He needs a new focus in life.

- Being principal of an inter-city school

with a dodgy Ofsted rating
not enough of a focus?

- He's in a bad place at the moment.

He's this close to jacking it in.

- How do you know all this Holli?

- He poured his heart
out to me the other day

when I was helping him
cut up Greg's suits.

- You didn't go to his house?

- No, he brought the suits into school

'cause he didn't any
sharp scissors at home.

- Sounds like Mr J is having a breakdown.

- That's why we've got to help him.

He's done so much for me.

Getting Greenshoots
onto that telly program

could be my way of thanking him.

- What even is it?

I've never seen it.

- It's this thing on Channel
four where they film for months

in real live schools and find
really interesting pupils

and teachers and tell their stories.

- How can you have not seen it?

- My parents only let us
watch the Discovery Channel.

I don't even think
they'd let us watch that

if they saw the filth
those gibbons get up to.

It's like a porn channel for gibbons.

- Forget it girls, there's
no way we'll get chosen.

- Well I think Greenshoots could win.

- We've got no chance.

The other two schools on the shortlist

are Southroad High and Archbishop Green.

And one's got a twelve-year old genius

who builds robots for fun,

and the other's got
identical twin hunchbacks.

What's Greenshoots got?

Just a shit load of bog
standard average kids.

There's no one special or deformed.

It's just boring.

- Well, Jade's pregnant
with Mr. Edward's baby.

Oh!

Hang on, no.

That's a big secret.

No, she isn't pregnant.

- Fudging hick.

She's on form at the moment.

Well just keep a lid on this

until after the St. Thomas's match.

(upbeat music)

- There's still some pizza
left if you want some, Anna.

- I've got no appetite for food,

but can you keep the boxes though?

- Yeah, why do you want the boxes?

- What's the matter with her?

Is this about the TV show?

- Nah, my Dad's been chosen to feature

on a charity calender of firemen.

- Naked?

- I'm not sure!

Anna won't let the calender in the house.

So silly.

Jealousy is such a destructive emotion.

- I don't want other
women looking at my man.

Drooling over his pics.

- Yup, it's naked.

- Potentially touching themselves.

Even if it is for charity!

(doorbell rings)

- Oh, that'll be Topaz.

(mumbling)

Can you get that Holli?

Listen hun, this fight with
Topaz has gone on for too long.

(mumbling)

Yeah, I know that she betrayed you

but she's your sister and
she's the only one you've got.

- Hi everyone!

Sorry I'm late, these
eyelashes are time consuming.

Worth it though.

If eyes are the windows to the soul,

eyelashes are the curtains.

They are, think about it.

That's quite deep actually.

- Thanks for coming, Topaz.

I've been speaking to Amber
about the pair of you making up

and Amber's ready,
almost ready to move on.

- No, I'm not ready at all.

She only wants to be friends with me

because she got no friends left,

because she slept with
all their boyfriends

and now they all hate her.

- (chuckles) That is not true.

Look, I bought you all some
freebies from the salon!

- Luxury fruit body bath, ooh!

- Ah, it smells so lovely.

- That's really nice, Topaz.

Look Amber, free stuff.

- Trying to buy me off, typical.

- Just please listen to me Ambie-wambie.

Look, I know I did a bad thing--

- You shagged Brandon!

- Yeah, I know Ambie but I'm really sorry.

I just really want my sister back.

- Oh go on Amber, forgive her.

Put the past behind you.

- I will do anything to
make it all right with you.

- Can you arrange for me to
get free hair extensions?

I want Russian virgin hair,

down to my bellybutton
like a mermaid's hair!

- Well, say I did arrange some extensions,

can the five of us go clubbing
this weekend and hang out?

- That'd be really
nice, wouldn't it Amber?

- If I get the free hair extensions,

it might be okay.

- Anything for my baby sister.

- [Amber] I can't believe I'm getting

free hair extensions done!

Whoo!

- Well done Amber.

Forgiveness is the sign of a mature mind.

(doorbell rings)

- What happened, what did I miss?

- Topaz bought Amber off.

- Topaz, this is my boyfriend, Rocky.

- Pizza night, awesome.

- Rocky, are you you
named after that film?

- Nah, some olden days
footballer, Romario.

- Romario!

That is a beautiful name.

And it suits you.

It's very sexual.

- When can I come and get the
hair extensions done Topaz?

- Yeah, anytime you like.

I work in a beauty salon Romario,

and can I just say

you have got great hair.

Oh, it's really thick,

so much natural movement.

Oh, and aren't you muscly!

Really hard, are you this hard all over?

- Can I definitely get
the real hair extensions?

- Just pop into the salon
for a free cut and blow,

anytime Romario.

I would love to work with your hair.

- Cheers, okay.

Where is it?

- It's on the high street
near Matt's Tat Shack.

- Oh I know Matt's!

I got my ink done in there!

- Look at that Topaz,

can you see what it says?

"Viva forever"

- I love men with tattoos.

- Or without, she's not fussy.

- Wow, it's getting so late.

- No it's not.

- I actually got my own
tattoo done in there.

Do you wanna see it?

- Yeah!

- What do you think?

- Nice!

Matt's very skilled.

- Well, I designed it myself.

Matt loved it.

He said it was like a Banksy on a bottom.

You can take a picture if you like.

- Put your phone away Rocky.

- My next one is gonna be on my back

and its gonna be a snake
with the head of a dragon.

- Oh, self portrait?

- Sorry what?

- Get out.

Get your winking arse out of my flat.

- Ambie, Ambie she's pushing me.

- Okay, come on Topaz.

- I think you overreacted a bit there.

- You were gonna take
a picture of her arse.

- I'm interested in tattoos.

- Oh yeah, I forgot that
you were the professor

of tattoo-ology at the
university of buttocks!

(laughing)

- Oh wait, are you jealous?

- We're supposed to be engaged.

And by the way Topaz,

me and Rocky are engaged
in case you didn't know!

- Maybe I should go.

- Maybe you should.

- Well, call me when
you stop acting crazy.

(intense music)

(school bell rings)

- You're trying too hard Mr. Jefferies.

Just be yourself, except a bit less gay.

- We've got no chance if Mr. Jefferies

keeps behaving like a big wanker.

- I know!

He just needs to let them see

what a caring person he really is.

(light knocking)

- [Mr. Jefferies] Enter.

- So, I'll be leaving
Greenshoots soon Mr. J.

- True, last few weeks.

- And, I wanna say
thank you for everything

you've done for me for
the last seven years.

- Do you think I'm fat?

- Huh?

- Greg does apparently.

- I bet he doesn't.

- He does, or why would
he call me a mister chubs?

- Just one of them things that people say,

like I say to my sister,

"Shut it bitch face."

But I don't mean it nasty.

- I think he does mean it nastily though.

He's been putting up
unflattering pictures of me

on his Facebook.

Ones he promised he'd deleted, naked ones.

- I expect you're too busy
running a really epic school

to care what that little shit does.

- He met someone else.

Some young, thin, energetic
25-year old with lots of hair.

Curly hair.

So much hair (sobs).

- Yeah, like I said Mr. J.,

you're an awesome headmaster

and being a headmaster's all
you really care about right?

(sobbing)

Remember when I was being bullied

'cause my Dad was inside,
and you crushed the bullies?

Remember the times when I was naughty

and you sorted it and calmed me down,

and thanks to you I
stayed on till sixth form

like I never thought I would do.

And maybe I've even passed on my exams.

(sobbing)

Thanks to you.

Should I come back later?

- I'm sorry, I'm being so unprofessional.

- It's all right sir,

you're only human.

- Exactly, I'm a human being.

But why does he treat me like an animal?

(sobbing)

- Hey Amber.

- Thanks to you,

Topaz ain't doing my free
hair extensions no more.

- Really?

She said she would.

- But you shoved her last
night in front of everyone,

so now she's changed her mind.

- She was coming on to
my boyfriend, in my flat.

- But you knew she was the type of girl

who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends,

but you still invited her
around, which was dumb.

- It was dumb.

You invited the serpent into your nest.

You shouldn't be surprised
it tried to east your eggs.

- I didn't expect the
serpent to get it's bum out.

- Oh Topaz always gets her bum out.

Quite often she gets her boobs out.

Once, she stripped completely naked

and did a headstand.

That's why she's banned from Primark.

- Did she say anything about Rocky?

- Yeah, she said he was one
smoking hot hunk of boy biscuit,

and she didn't know what a cute,

little man muffin like Rocky

was doing with a little
miss boring tits like you.

- What!

She called me little miss boring tits?

Can't believe what a bitch she is.

- The toxic energy of hating Topaz

is really very bad for you, Viva.

- She's so much more evil than I realized.

- I really wanted hair extensions, Viva.

I've wanted them all my life.

I was gonna get real human hair

harvested from the head of a real Russian!

- I know.

- I think those hair extensions
might be the only thing

that can finally help me

mend the pain in my heart
from losing Brandon.

- I guess we'll never know.

- Well, Topaz did say she'd
still do my extensions

like she promised,

if you'd go and apologize to her.

- What?

No!

No way!

She shoved her bum in my boyfriend's face.

She tried to steal my fiance.

And lets not forget, she shagged Brandon.

- You're right.

But, forgiveness is the
sign of a mature mind.

So if you could just say sorry, Viva.

- Amber, are you really
asking me to apologize

to your slimy toad bitch of a sister?

- Yes please, and if you
could do it today please,

so I can get the extensions
done before the weekend.

- Saz, you and me are
having a fight later on.

- What, why?

- 'cause I need the
telly people to realize

that Mr. J isn't a total knob.

- And why would they think that?

- 'cause he's been sobbing in his office.

Greg's hooked up with someone else.

- Oh, poor Mr Jefferies.

- He needs to show that
he's a good teacher,

not just a cry baby.

So If me and Saz fight in front of him--

- When you say fight--

- He'll have to step in.

- It could work.

- Yeah, and it would be
a good laugh to kick off.

- Like the old days.

- When you say, "Kick off"--

- Just lag each other off a bit.

- I can do that.

Hey Holli, you twat fuck.

- Saz, not yet!

- Just getting warmed up.

(intense rock music)

- Once a weirdo, always a weirdo!

Even your friends don't like you!

- My friends like me!

- No, they just pretend
so you keep helping them

with their homework.

- [Mr. Jefferies] What are
you doing calling me at work?

- As soon as you leave this school,

you'll have no one who's your friend.

- I'll have all the new
friends I make at Uni!

- Won't make a difference

'cause you can't escape who you are, Saz,

and who you are, is a giant weirdo!

- Really?

Well, I don't know why you
bother taking any exams.

You're obviously not gonna pass any.

- No, don't bother coming
to pick up your stuff

'cause I burnt it all.

Yes, including your hideous
cuff link collection

and your boxes signed by Kylie.

- And when your Dad comes out of prison,

he can train you up to be a criminal.

- Don't talk about my dad.

- Why not, what's he gonna do?

Come after me?

Oh no wait he can't,

he's locked up.

- Seriously Saz,

leave my Dad out of this.

- I wonder how long he'll be free

till he goes back to his life of crime?

A week, a day?

- Ow!

That was too rough, Holli.

You didn't say you really could hurt me.

- I said don't talk about my Dad.

- How much are you paying him?

If he actually exists.

Well, I hope he likes
men who are pathetic,

self-obsessed little weasels.

Good, just as well.

No, I flushed them all down the toilet.

'cause I hate tropical fish.

Yes, even Elton.

Hah!

Greg?

Greg?

(upbeat music)

- [Mr. Jefferies] Holli Vavasour.

- Go away.

- Can we have a chat?

- How did you know I was in here?

- I didn't, I've been
to 11 other cupboards.

- You wish you'd permanently
excluded me now, don't you?

- Holli, I've seen the film
of the incident with Saz.

- Is she okay?

- Yes, she said she sort of understood.

Said she's learned a lot from
watching gibbons interact.

- There's no excuse.

I lost it, Mr. Jefferies.

- Can we talk about your dad?

- I don't want to.

- I know he's getting out soon.

- I really don't wanna talk about it.

- You can't control what he does Holli.

If he goes back to crime,
that decision is down to him.

- I worry about it all the time.

- You can't take that on
your shoulders, Holli.

Whatever he does or doesn't
do is not your fault.

You know what is your fault though?

When you slapped Saz around the face

'cause you lost your temper again.

- Sorry.

- Saz has begged me not to exclude you.

- Has she?

- And she's begged me to
let you go to leavers' prom.

- Has she?

- So you're getting off very lightly.

But, I do want you to write me an essay

about why it's always wrong

to sort out our problems with violence.

- Okay!

Can it be quite short, please?

- 1000 words.

I'm not a complete pushover.

- Where's the camera crew, Mr. Jefferies?

Would have been a good
bit for them to film.

- I gave them the slip.

I thought this conversation
was best kept to the two of us.

- Fuckin' hell, Mr. Jefferies.

You haven't got a clue, have you?

- No.

- Thanks for doing this, Viva.

- It's gonna be really hard for me

to pretend your sister isn't a bitch.

- I know, but this time
tomorrow I'll look like Rapunzel

in the fairy tale!

So it'll all be worth
you humiliating yourself.

Hi Topaz.

- Well hello, cal surprise.

- Hi Topaz.

- I was just talking about you.

- Really?

- Yeah, saying what a
volatile little madam you are.

- What's volatile?

- It means moody, flies off the handle

like a low class tramp.

- Yeah well, I wanted
to say sorry for that.

I was rude to you at
my place the other day.

- You talked to me proper disgusting.

- That's why I'm saying sorry.

- Didn't she Amber?

Proper disgusting.

- Yeah, proper disgusting.

- I think it all just
got a bit out of hand.

- What are you doing here?

- I'm getting my hair cut.

Remember, Topaz offered me a free haircut.

- Yeah, right before she
showed you her fat arse

like a sex-starved baboon.

- Fat arse?

- Everyone's made up now.

Everyone's friends, you've
said sorry so it's all fine.

- I can't believe you actually took her up

on the free haircut.

- Well, he couldn't keep
away from my fat arse.

Could you babe?

- Come on Amber let's go,

and you Rocky.

Well, are you coming or not?

- I think I'm gonna stay.

You need to learn to take a joke

and not be so volatile.

- Suit yourself.

- You're overreacting again, Viva.

- Well, don't come then.

- That's childish.

- What because I don't like
this baboon trying to bully me?

- Get out.

- Yeah, not nice, is it?

- Don't push her, Topaz.

- How do you fancy some
nice golden highlights?

- I don't think so.

- You'd look beautiful,
noble, and very, very sexual.

I bet you love that, don't you?

I mean, what man doesn't like
having his head played with?

- When are you gonna
do my hair extensions?

- Brandon used to love me playing

with his head, didn't he Ambie.

(upbeat music)

- Why do we have to hide in here?

- I don't want Anna to see,

but look what I found
out by the bins earlier.

- You've thrown it away?
- Yup.

- There he is, July.

- Ah, nice.

Keep it, there's loads down there.

I think she's been buying
them up and then dumping 'em.

- Mental.

- So, what's happening with Rocky?

You gonna split up?

- I don't know.

I've sort of been having doubts about him

ever since I said I'd marry him.

- I knew it.

- But then, when I saw him with Topaz,

I got really jealous and I realized

I don't wanna lose him, ever.

- So you're not gonna dump him?

- But then he went to
Topaz's salon behind my back

and I felt really betrayed.

- So you are gonna dump him, I knew it.

- She won't dump him, will you?

- Are you gonna dump him or not, Viva?

- I don't know!

I just...

If he let Topaz cut his hair,

then I can't really forgive that.

- You're seriously gonna
break up over a haircut?

- It's been done before,

Samson and Delilah.

Nevermind.

- A haircut and the fact
that he humiliated me,

twice with that,

I can't even think of the
words to describe her.

- Evil cow.

- Yeah, evil cow.

- Nasty bitch.

- Yeah.

- Dirty slut.

- Yes, dirty slut.

Well, don't stop.

(doorbell rings)

- Thanks for what you did
with Mr. Jefferies earlier.

- Yeah, but what I said about your dad,

although factually accurate

and in keeping with the role play

I'd been asked to preform,

it's probably not something
I should have said.

- And I shouldn't have hit you because,

hitting people is never a good idea

though it often feels like it at the time.

- Sounds like you had that all worked out?

- Yeah, I did.

It's the first 17 words
in a 1000-word essay

I've got to write about why
hitting people is wrong.

- How many words are you up too?

- 20.

- What's the other three?

- By Holli Vavasour.

- Do you want me to help you out?

- Nah, I'll think of something.

Thanks, Saz.

- We should probably hug, or something.

This is really awkward, isn't it?

- Yeah, shall we stop hugging now?

- Yeah.

- Rapunzel's in the house!

- [Saz] Wow, Amber!

- I've just been showing
Viva how I can dangle my hair

over the balcony in case
any princes wanna climb up.

- They're the shittiest hair
extensions I've ever seen.

- I feel so princessy!

- I hate to say this Amber,

but when you dangled your
hair over the balcony

it looks like a pigeon crapped on you.

- Oh!

Nevermind, goes in the washing machine.

- So you didn't get Topaz to
do the free hair extensions?

- Nah, I realized there are
more important things in life

than hair extensions.

Like friendship and,

and yeah friendship is about it.

- Thanks Amber.

- I'm never gonna pretend
to like Topaz ever again.

You three can be my sisters now.

(Rocky clearing throat)

- Viva, I need to talk to you, alone.

- Oh, but I wanted to tell
you what I did to Topaz!

I scalped her!

- [Holli] Amber!

- Weird few days.

So, I've been like thinking
about our situation

and wondering if we're ready

'cause if you stick with me,

there will be girls throwing
themselves at me, Viva.

I've always attracted

that kind of attention from the ladies.

I'm piff, I can't help it.

- Well, you can help it.

You just have to act like

you're not attracted to other women,

and try not to take
pictures of their asses.

- Okay (chuckles).

- What's that supposed to mean?

- This is about the bum thing isn't it?

- No!

A bit.

- You didn't believe me when I said

I was interested in tattoos, but look.

- You really do have lots of
pictures of stupid tattoos.

- A tiger smoking a pipe.

Devil riding a shark.

Teletubby with a giant penis,

- Okay that one has just
ruined my entire childhood.

- If I see a weird tattoo,
I take a picture of it.

I didn't think about it was on a bum.

I only want your bum.

- Did you let her cut your hair?

- What do you think?

- Yay, it's gonna be all right!

They're kissing!

- So we've heard back
from the television people

that Greenshoots has not,

repeat, not been chosen to
feature in a television series.

No great surprise there.

They've gone with a
school that has a pupil

who was in the Judo squad at London 2012,

and whose whole family has cancer.

- I was disappointed, because
I wanted the UK to see

how much you're achieving.

- It looks like those achievements

just weren't that impressive,

especially my sixth-form
girls football team

who have been particularly
rubbish this year.

- I'd like to thank you all
for supporting my efforts.

- It's just a shame they
weren't good enough.

- Actually Miss Hitchcock,

I think our pupils have been fantastic.

And every single one of them

is worthy of their own documentary series

as far as I'm concerned.

(laughing)

- Sorry, but that is ridiculous.

- It was me who let the
school down on this occasion,

and I apologize.

I did not meet the challenge

of providing as caring and
dynamic a teaching environment,

as I should have done.

- Yup, you said it.

Yes, Holli?

- Can I say something?

- If you're quick this is assembly,

not group therapy.

- I've been thinking about
what Mr. Jefferies said

about inspiration last week.

I just wanted to say that
Mr. Jefferies is my hero.

- Christ, save the cheesy
speeches for leavers' assembly.

- No, I wanna say it now.

Mr. Jefferies, you're a great teacher.

Three cheers for Mr. Jeffereies.

Hip hip!
- Hooray!

- Hip hip!
- Hooray!

- Hip hip!
- Hooray!

(students applauding)

(intense music)

- Shit!

♪ People keep saying ♪

♪ When you're doing it wrong ♪

♪ But I say it feels all right ♪

♪ A really good try ♪

♪ Really good try, really good try ♪

♪ It's a really good thing ♪

♪ So I could change ♪

♪ But it maybe is all right ♪

♪ This is my life ♪

♪ This is my life, this is my life ♪

♪ People keep saying ♪

♪ When you're doing it wrong ♪

♪ People keep saying ♪

♪ When you're doing it wrong ♪

♪ People keep saying ♪

♪ When you're doing it wrong ♪

♪ People keep saying ♪

♪ When you're doing it wrong ♪