All language subtitles for Some.Girls.S02E04_English

♪ People keep saying that
we're doing it wrong ♪

♪ But I say it feels all right ♪

♪ I really do try ♪

♪ Really do try ♪

♪ Really do try ♪

♪ There's a million things
that I could change ♪

♪ But maybe it's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause this is my life ♪

♪ This is my life ♪

♪ This is my life ♪

- It's a proper let down.

What is the point of Viva doing Tyler

if she's not going to tell
us all the dirty details?

- I know.

- [Holli] We have no idea
what his man-bits look like.

Not even a basic idea of length.

- Or a very detailed description

like you used to get off
me when I was with Brandon.

- Yeah, you had pictures.

- Yeah, and a movie!

And a PowerPoint presentation!

- I've got to ask myself,
where's her loyalty at?

(thudding)

- Hey!

I'm having the lasagna.

- I wouldn't look so
fucking happy about it.

- Have you seen anyone hanging
around my locker, Holli?

- No.

- 'Cause it's next to your locker,

so I just thought you might
have noticed something,

like, for example a guy,

putting a folded-up piece of paper

in the crack between
the door and the frame?

- No.

- Don't you want to
know why I'm asking you?

- No.

- I do.

I'm excited!

- A mystery guy sent me a note.

- Saying?

- It's kind of private.

He was too shy to sign it.

I don't think he'd want me
reading it out to everyone.

- Okay.

(Amber chewing)

- But basically it's just about

how he thinks I'm really pretty,

really, really, pretty and lovely.

And that's a quote.

"Really, really pretty and lovely.

"Really, really pretty and lovely."

- Aw, so romantic.

- Yeah.

And he says he wants to hold my hand.

- Can I see the writing?

Just to make sure it's not from Brandon.

- I don't think Brandon would say,

"I want to hold your hand."

Tits, maybe.

- Probably true.

Especially this one.

This was Ant.

He liked Dec as well,
but Ant was his favorite.

- You okay?

- I wish I could forget him.

But I can't.

He sits opposite me

every morning in tutor group oozing sexy.

- Ew!

(sentimental music)
- I can feel him

oozing it right now across the canteen.

It sort of oozes across the floor

and tickles my toes and makes me look up.

And when I see his eyes,

it oozes out of his eyes

and into my eyes and down to my heart.

And then when it gets there,
it just kind of squeezes.

- Shit, bastard, fuck!

I was supposed to see Mister Jefferies!

Got you a hotdog.

Come on, you know you want to.

- Holli, sit down.

I've been reviewing your
performance this term, Holli,

and I'm pleased to say

I've been getting some
good feedback about you.

- Are you sure that's my file?

Holli Vavasour?

Not Holli Wiggins or Holly
Mason or Holly Killick?

- I know your name, Holli.

It's been tattooed on my brain

since your first day at this school.

Not many 11 year olds

that run a headbutting
workshop on their first day.

- I'm smarter than that now.

- I always said to you,
Holli, you're a bright spark.

What did I say to you at
the beginning of this term?

- I don't know, stop throwing potatoes?

- No.

- Bring back the school
laptop that you nicked?

- No.

Put down Tariq Iqbal,
he's scared of heights?

I don't know, Mister Jefferies,

we've had so many little chats.

- If you focus, you can excel.

And there's lots of evidence
that you have done just that.

Holli, with these levels,
you've got a shot at college.

- College?

Me?

No fucking way!

- I'm serious.

You are so close to a
viable college application.

- [Holli] Can you say that again?

- You are so close to making
a viable college application.

- Nah, I'm going to work in a shop.

- Holli, give yourself some options.

- I've got options.

Pizza Hut, Poundland, Paddy Power.

- What we need are some
extra curricular activities

to put on your college application form,

other than your football.

Now, I've had a word with Miss Hitchcock

and she's had an excellent idea.

- That didn't come out too good.

Just say it again, sir.

- When I look at your face,

I wish I was a poet, so I could
put your beauty into words.

- I'm not that special.

- Not thinking you're special
is part of your specialness.

- Shall we get chips?

- You know, you're modest.

You strive for excellence in your work.

Your face is perfection.

You know, apart from your hair,

I wouldn't change a
single atom of your being.

- Oh, Tyler!

Hang on, what's wrong with my hair?

- Oh, no, it's fine.

It's just, compared to the rest of you,

it's, it's not--

- Not?

- It's no big deal,

but with long hair

there's literally nothing
you, we, couldn't achieve.

- I like my hair, Tyler.

I'm not getting a weave.

- That's cool.

(knocking)

Oh, great.

It's Alli, Soz and the other one.

- They're my friends.

- I think I'll take off.

I'll see you at my rugby game Wednesday.

- Not really a fan of rugby.

Weird ball.

- If we win,

there's going to be a
massive party Friday night.

(Tyler chuckling)

- That boy is spicier

than a Nando's peri-peri
platter with extra chili

and I ain't even joking.

- So, have you done it with him yet?

- I'm not going to go into
all the intimate details

about everything with everyone,

but just so you quit bugging me, no.

(all sighing)

- Why not?

He's Tyler Blaine!

- Well, I just don't want to rush.

So, what's the news?

I feel like I've hardly--
- I've got news.

I've got another note
from my secret admirer.

This one's an origami heart

and inside he's written
out the entire lyrics

to Love Is A Losing Game by Amy Winehouse.

And he's drawn some kind
of weird flowers and birds

all over it.

It's great, isn't it?

A boy who knows origami

and is an Amy Winehouse fan

and draws birds and flowers and stuff!

- Great.

- Yeah.

- Why are you all being weird?

- We're so not being weird, are we?

- No.

- You all think it's a girl, don't you?

- [All] Yes.
- I think it's a girl,

'cause now it all makes sense.

- What didn't make sense
before about a boy liking me?

- A boy liking you.

- We could be wrong.

Maybe it is a boy.

Quite a girly boy, though.

- Don't forget there's always
been rumors going around

that you're gay.

- That you started.

- Before you started waxing your 'tache.

- You're lucky.

No one fancies me.

No boys, no girls.

Even our goldfish swims to
the other side of the tank

when he sees me coming.

- I think Brandon still likes you.

- Yeah, but after what he did
with my sister, I hate him.

- Your mouth says one thing,

but your eyes say something else.

(energetic music)

- Hey, Amber.

- Fuck off, you two-timing pig!

(paper rumpling)

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

(Holli knocking)

- Come in.

I'm not going to lie to you, Holli,

this is not going to be an easy way

to get extra curriculum stuff
on your college application.

- It's not?

- No.

And basically, you're the
only one who turned up,

so it's just you and me.

- Writing a whole school magazine?

- Oh, don't worry, we'll be all right.

We'll just bulk it out with some poems

and some pictures and
some inspirational crap.

- So it doesn't matter if it's crap?

- As long as it's crap
that the kids want to read.

If I get this right,

when I come back from maternity leave,

I've got a shot at being not just the head

of JK Rowling House,

but the Deputy Head of
the entire f word school.

First up, the name.

Ideas, Holli?

- The Greenshoots Academy Magazine?

- No, that's shit, Holli.

We want a cool name

that appeals to the kids
who are gonna read it.

I've made a list.

Shout out when you hear
one with a cool vibe.

- Okay.

- Sickage!

Wham Bam Famalam!

What's the Buzz, Cuz?

Cool Nerd Times.

Wassup Weekly.

Bros and Hoes.

Randomzzz, but you know,

with a couple of zs at
the end, maybe three.

- Those names are all really shit.

- No, those are cool names, Holli!

Okay, okay, I'll pick a name.

Moving on, contents.

- Can I do a gossip column?

Who's banging who?

- No, that is not in keeping
with the school ethos.

Per ardua ad astra,

whatever the fuck that means.

This magazine needs to
embody the school motto

and the school mantra.

Come on, Holli, the
school mantra, what is it?

- Be 110% awesome.

- Always!

Be 110% awesome always.

- It's a really shit mantra, Miss.

I'm only like 70% awesome,
even on a good day.

- That's given me an amazing idea

for a personality quiz, Holli.

How many percent awesome are you?

This is great, Holli,
brainstorming together like this.

- Can I be an agony aunt, then?

- Another great idea.

- I'm going to be Dear Katie.

- Why Dear Katie?

Why not like, Hey, Rihanna or something?

- No, I want to be Dear Katie.

It's a classic, innit?

- Yeah, whatever.

But no one's going to be
dumb enough to write in

with their own problems

so you'll have to just
make up the letters.

- But I've got no imagination.

Where am I going to get my ideas from?

- It's Morgan.

You know, Morgan,

the girl with all the weird makeup?

She's the one sending me the notes.

(Amber chuckling)

- Anyone got a pen?

- I said it was a girl.

- I said it was a girl!

- Well, at least she's a really nice girl.

- At least she's a really nice girl!

- Maybe you should send her a note back.

- Maybe you should send her a note back!

Why would I send her a note back?

I'm not even gay!

- Saz, why are you so angry with me?

- Well, it's fine for you.

I'm going out with Tyler
Blaine, king of the school,

'cause I'm perfect and he's perfect!

- Actually, it's not all
perfect with Tyler, not at all.

- All right, everyone just calm
down and speak more slowly.

Saz is just upset because
a lezzer fancies her.

- No, it's more than that.

She's attacking me.

- Sorry, Viva.

I just don't know how to handle this.

I shouldn't take it out on you.

- Yes, when people get upset about stuff,

they shouldn't take it
out on other people.

Good tip.

- What are you writing on your arm, Holli?

- Nothing.

(upbeat music)

- What a great estate.

You know, I'm loving the brutalist
angularity of this place.

- Yeah, well, bits of it are
a bit shit, to be honest,

but it's my home.

- What's he doing here?

- [Viva] He's friends with my dad.

- [Tyler] I don't like it.

- Well, he lives on Pot Noodles.

Dad's just trying to educate
him on proper nutrition.

- Not cool with this at all.

- Come on, Tyler, it's completely
over between me and Rocky.

Hi, Dad, this is Tyler.

- Oh, my days.

- Hello, Tyler.

Call me Rob.

- Roberto, put it there, dude.

- You two know each other, of course.

- That's true.

I'll never forget you getting
lost on that trip to Calais

and when we found you, you
was crying your eyes out.

You was all like (imitating crying)

like a giant baby holding a baguette.

(Tyler chuckling)

- Really?

I don't even remember.

But I'll never forget you

totally humiliating the school

when that TV reporter was
interviewing the principal

and you were writing the c
word on the wall behind him.

- Yeah, I remember that.

I think that's still there.

- And I remember how you used
to show everyone your penis.

- Yeah, I used to do that a lot.

Why?

I don't know.

I guess it was just a weird little hobby.

- So, how you doing?

- Blud, I'm doing epic.

My man Rob here is teaching
me how to make a curry,

so I'm just going to get back
to chopping up this thing.

Rob, what do you call this bad boy?

- That's an onion, Rocky.

- The crazy world of vegetables.

Who knew?

- I'm not much of a chef,
but I'd be happy to help.

- You could chop up this
chili if you like, Tyler.

- Sure.

(Tyler sniffing)

(Tyler chopping)

- Check his ninja knife skills.

- Anything else I can do?

- No, we're good.

Tyler, Viva tells me

that you've been involved in raising funds

for a school in Gambia.

- Yes, I've spearheaded

the whole fundraising
initiative by myself.

Solo.

Alone-o.

- Wow!

- I know.

It's pretty amazing.

- You should be proud of yourself.

- Yeah, I think he's
got that covered, Dad.

- And Tyler volunteers at the hospice.

- I'm all about giving back.

- Amen to that.

- What do you do for
your community, Rocky?

- Apart from showing them my epic penis?

I guess I don't do nothing.

- Rocky helps all the little kids

with extra football coaching, don't you?

Come on, you got them to--

(Tyler yawning)

- I'm so tired.

It was a late one at
the hospice last night.

Violet had me reading
her Fifty Shades of Grey

deep into the night.

She didn't want me to go.

(Tyler screaming)

My eyeballs!

My eyes, they're burning!

They're burning!

My eyes are melting, my eyeballs!

- Tyler, what's happening?

Jamie, stop filming him, he's hurt!

- He didn't wash his hands
after cutting the chilies.

It'll wear off in a minute.

(Tyler moaning)

- My eyes are dying.

- Someone get him a baguette.

It's like Calais all over again.

(cheery music)

- So now Tyler has forbidden
me from seeing Rocky

and he's saying he wants
Rocky banned from the house.

- He's proper laying down the law.

- Sexy.

I like a hard man.

- So he can dominate you?

- No, so I can break him.

- It's just not fair on Rocky.

He and Dad are mates now.

Dad's teaching him how to cook.

They haven't even started potatoes yet.

- So your problem is your new boyfriend

is jealous of your old boyfriend.

- Well, I don't want to
hurt Rocky, obviously,

but I should be loyal to
Tyler 'cause he's my boy.

But Tyler keeps saying stuff

about wanting me to get a weave,

and I don't like boys getting involved

with how I do my hair.

- How do you spell involved?

- Rocky looked so cute
at my place last night

in his little apron.

- I'm getting an interesting vibe.

You still horny for Rocky?

- She's right.

You ain't over Rocky.

- Oh, yes, I am.

[All] Oh, no, you're not.

- Shut up!

Stop doing that.

I'm over Rocky.

- And how are you feeling
about Morgan today, Saz?

Still very confused and
looking for answers?

- Yeah!

Morgan's wearing a
really cool jacket today.

- Right.

So you think you might feel a
little bit attracted to her?

- No.

- That's not necessarily
what I'm hearing, Saz.

- You're turning into a
really good listener, Holli.

It's nice.

- I'm here for any friends

who want to share their problems with me.

- There's Brandon.

I really hate him, but
tell me if he looks over.

- No, he's very busy

trying to stuff a whole
Wagon Wheel in his mouth.

- He's so funny and clever.

Did I ever tell you about cone kiss?

It's a kiss me and Brandon
invented when we was 13.

- You can't invent kissing.

- Well, I used to have this thing

where I wouldn't say goodbye to Brandon

without kissing him all over
every centimeter of his face.

Cone kiss was a way of doing
that, but with one kiss.

So I'd put my hands like this,

then, I'd kiss like this (kissing)

and then do this.

And that would spread one kiss everywhere.

Then later, we just
starting properly doing it

and forgot about cone kiss.

- That is so cute.

- Viva, there's a germ
orgy happening right now

on your face.

Do you want one of my
anti-bacterial wipes?

- I've got to do some
thinking and writing.

I mean, go toilet.

I need to go toilet.

See you later, after I've gone toilet.

- [Viva] What's the big surprise then?

- So remember we've been
having some thoughts

about your hair?

- Well, you have.

- You're cute,

but different hair could
take you to another level.

Take a look.

(mouse clicking)

- I'm confused.

I don't want long hair.

- There's more.

- Hey, Tyler.
- Hey, Tyler.

- Hi, Tyler Blaine.

Great result yesterday.

- Thanks, Hitchy.

Big celebration planned.

- We won our match yesterday, too.

- Yeah, and Miss Bitchcock
was really pleased with us,

weren't you, Miss Hitchcock?

- You were shit, they were shitter.

Good result.

- Thanks!

- Anna wrote up a little match report

and put it on the new school webzine.

First edition online now.

Chick It!

- Chick it?

- She's saying check it.

- We will, Miss, what's it called?

- Chick It, that's what it's called.

It's a great name that
appeals to young people.

- I'd just like to say that
you are rocking that baby bump.

(Miss Hitchcock chuckling)

- Ah, thanks, Tyler Blaine.

- Suck up much, Tyler?

- I'm Head Boy, Taz, I don't
need to suck up to Hitchy.

- Come on, Amber.

Let's work on your textiles project.

- Bye, Tyler.

- Anyway, huge massive party
happening at Sam's this Friday,

celebrate the rugby team.

- Well, can my friends come?

- Are they friends, Viva?

Or just hangers on?

- And he really wants
you three to come, too.

(Amber shouting)

- I heard it's just a
big open house party.

- Maybe Brandon will be there.

I'm thinking maybe it's time

I do the mature thing and forgive him.

I mean, it's not his fault
he's a two-timing pig

who slept with my sister.

- Amber!

It is his fault.

- Maybe I should forgive him.

- I know for a fact that
Morgan is going to that party.

- What?

How do you know?

- Got another note.

(Amber squealing)

This time, she's signed it

and she says if I'm interested in her,

I should talk to her at the party.

(all squealing)

(typing)

- [Viva] There's a poem called Autumn.

- Dead leaves flutter down

like wishes that don't come true,

like my wish to own a Nike Blazer shoe

or preferably two.

- Not bad.

- Oh, a problem page.

Dear Katie.

- I love problem pages.

- A gay girl is in love with me.

I'm not a lezzer and I
don't know what to do.

Love from worried straight girl.

Did you write in, Saz?

- No, I don't use words like lezzer.

- But apart from that, it
sounds exactly like you.

- Yeah, well, it's not me.

- What does Auntie Katie advise Saz,

I mean you,

I mean, worried straight girl to do?

- Dear WSG, I think we should all grab

any opportunities that come our way.

YOLO.

LOL.

So if I was you, I would give it a whirl,

being gay, I mean,

'cause it don't sound like you
get a lot of straight action.

LOL.

Let me know how you get on.

Katie, x o.

- Well, I mean, I can't just
decide to be gay, can I?

I mean, people who aren't
gay don't just, do they?

Oh, she's really pretty!

Oh, my God!

I'm more confused than ever.

- Pretty good advice from Auntie Katie.

You weren't expecting that, were you?

- Who is Auntie Katie?

- Dunno.

It's probably some old
counselor bitch, innit.

- There's more.

Dear Katie, I am a girl

who went out a boy called Randy,

but he banged my cousin
and I can't forgive him.

Lots of love, Bambi.

(Amber gasping)

- Bambi's problem is just like my problem!

What's Auntie Katie's advice?

- Dear Bambi, my heart
goes out to you, Bambi,

'cause it sounds like
you've got yourself mixed up

with a proper testicle.

LOL.

I would strongly advise you
give this kid a wide berth.

He is a testicle and you
are worth more than that.

LOL.

Let me know how you get on, Katie, x o.

- Aw.

I'd only just made my mind
up to forgive Brandon,

then Katie tells Bambi to ignore Randy.

- Make up your own mind, Amber.

- Imagine Morgan's boobs
squishing against my boobs.

- Do we have to?

(melancholy music)

- Hey, what's up?

Are you going to that party tonight?

Do you want to go with me?

- So I watched Black Swan last night

to get me in the mood.

Have you seen it?

I did feel slightly turned on.

What do you think that means?

- You're a dirty ho?

- Do I take the gay plunge?

I don't know.

One minute I'm no, one minute I'm yes.

Then no, then I'm yes,
then I'm no, then yes.

- You don't have to decide now.

- Then I'm no.

- Hi!
- Then I'm yes.

And then, ten minutes later, I'm no.

Ten minutes later, I'm yes, and then I--

(thudding)

(Saz groaning)

- Are you okay?

- I really banged my head!

It really hurts!

It's just my luck when
I want to look all hot

at the party later.

Does it show?

(Saz groaning)

I've got to do something about this lump.

It's killing my look.

- Where the fuck is Amber?

I want a drink now.

- Just had a text from her.

She's not coming.

That's weird, she normally loves parties.

♪ All the pain inside I can't forgive ♪

(Amber sobbing)

- Look, your mum said I could come up

'cause I thought maybe
we could go to the party.

But it seems you're kind
of busy crying and shit.

(Amber stuttering)

What's wrong?

Is this about what
happened with your sister,

'cause it was a one off,

well, two off max,

but they were in the
space of half an hour,

so it was kind of one, one and 1/2?

- It's not that.

I forgot to do my main
piece of textiles coursework

and I found out it's due in tomorrow,

and if I don't present it tomorrow,

I'm going to fail everything!

- But can't you just--

- No!

It's my big project and I've
only done the mood board.

And I'm going to fail textiles

and it will be the end of everything.

- Look, come on, you're
being a bit dramatic.

- I am not being dramatic!

I'm going to fail!

I should have known this would happen,

'cause when I took the
How Awesome Are You? quiz

in Chick It magazine,

I only scored 22%.

- Oh, okay.

Well, I'm going to go to that party now.

You want me to help you do the work?

- Can you sew?

- No.

- But you could do cutting
out and you could do gluing.

Okay, we can do this.

Get undressed!

- Get undressed?

(energetic music)

- I'm going to dance.

- No, Saz, don't dance.

I'm not being horrible,

but when you dance,

you look like a chicken
having an asthma attack.

- Oh, I'm so nervous.

(Morgan chewing)

Oh, she looks good tonight.

- Just get it over with

and go and talk to her
while she's on her own.

- Look, just watch the nips.

(upbeat music)

- I never thought Saz would do it.

I was only joking when
I said give it a whirl.

- What do you mean you were only joking?

- I mean, Auntie Katie
was probably only joking.

- But why?

- Oh, I love this one, let's dance.

- Hey, Morgan.

- Hey.

- This is really awkward.

- Is it?

- I've never done
anything like this before.

I've kissed one boy and done
some quite advanced groping,

but apart from that,

I'm pretty inexperienced

when it comes to love and sex, et cetera,

though me and my mates
talk about it all the time.

- Yeah, Saz.

- So anyway, you said in your notes

to come and talk to you
if I might be interested,

and to be honest, I don't know.

There's something really
mysterious and beautiful about you.

And I just thought

maybe we could go to a movie or something,

you know, take it slow?

I don't think

we should try to have
full on sex straight away,

unless you think that's the best--

- Saz, stop.

I didn't send those notes to you.

They were supposed to be for Holli.

Isn't that Holli's locker?

- Holli?

You like Holli?

- Yeah.

I've been in love with Holli
since the first day of school.

I think it was her headbutt workshop.

Is she still running them?

- No.

- So do you think I've got a chance?

(energetic music)

♪ I pull it out ♪

♪ I pull the bass in ♪

♪ I pull it out ♪

♪ I pull the bass in ♪

♪ I pull it out ♪

♪ I pull the bass in ♪

♪ I pull it out ♪

- Nearly finished.

Just one last ribbon to sew on.

(sentimental music)

- Babe, our song.

- Brandon, do you remember cone kiss?

- Yeah, of course I do.

(Amber kissing)

- To be honest, I prefer normal kissing.

- No!

You sexed my sister.

I can't forgive you.

When I close my eyes, I
see you doing it with her.

It's really upsetting,

especially when I try and go to sleep,

'cause that's when I
have to close my eyes.

(upbeat music)

- What's the matter?

Have you lost your geometry set?

Do you want a drink?

Have a drink.

What did she say?

(Saz sniffling)

- She doesn't--

- Was it your lump?

'Cause if she knocked you back

because your face is deformed,
that is just shallow.

- It wasn't.

- Do you want me to smack her for you?

- No.

But I'd like a drink.

(glasses clinking)

(energetic music)

- [Tyler] Jesus, those
two are embarrassing.

- [Viva] I know.

- No, Viva, it's not funny, it's serious.

I'm ambitious and I'm not being arrogant,

but I'm fucking amazing

and I can't be associated with losers.

- Well, you are being arrogant, actually.

I know you do all this
fundraising and everything,

but you're really big headed.

- Do you think that's an
appropriate way to speak to me?

If my head's big, then
there's a reason for that.

- You're Head Boy of a
slightly shit school.

- I know it's going to be weird,

but I'm going to have to put my foot down

about Sash and Taz and Alli.

You can't see them any more.

- Don't be silly!

Are you pissed?

- Come on, let's go upstairs and talk.

We can get some alone time.

- No, I'm fine where I am.

- I've got the equipment.

(Tyler chuckling)

I'm talking condoms.

- I know.

And I don't want to.

I'm not ready.

I rushed into it a bit
too quick with Rocky--

- What?

You made love with Rocky?

But you won't make love with me?

I don't get this.

No, can't process this!

- You all right, babe?

- She's fine.

Back off, lump head!

- He's had a lot to drink.

- Do you want us to take you
outside and help you be sick?

- No, I do not!

Viva and I are leaving.

- We're not!

- And she won't be hanging
with you guys any more.

- I will.

- And she's decided to get a weave!

- I'm not getting a weave!

Look, Tyler, you're hot

and you can fundraise and everything,

but apart from that,
you're a massive asshole!

You're a hot, fundraising asshole!

- What?

- So that means you're single.

- I'm here!

Did I miss anything?

- Yeah, I won a competition

to fit the most Pringles in my mouth.

I fucking rule at that.

(Holli chewing)

- And you missed Morgan

telling me that she's
been in love with Holli

for the last six years.

(Holli spitting)

- [Holli] Me?

- Yup, she definitely said Holli.

- And not Holli Wiggins,
Holly Mason, or Holly Killick?

- You.

- Six years?

So it's me who's really,
really pretty and lovely?

- Yup.

- Really, really pretty and lovely.

- Shut up!

- Six years?

Just think, Justin Bieber
was only 12 years old.

Harry Styles was only 12.

Simon Bird from the
Inbetweeners was only 23.

- I'm sorry, Saz.

Why didn't you say anything?

- It's just massively humiliating.

I really like Morgan

and I was ready to proper
give being gay a go.

- Aw, don't worry, Saz.

I'll give it a go with you.

♪ People keep saying that
we're doing it wrong ♪

♪ But I say it feels all right ♪

♪ I really do try ♪

♪ Really do try ♪

♪ Really do try ♪

♪ There's a million things
that I could change ♪

♪ But maybe it's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause this is my life ♪

♪ This is my life ♪

♪ This is my life ♪

♪ People keep saying that
we're doing it wrong ♪

♪ It's gonna be fine ♪

♪ People keep saying that
we're doing it wrong ♪

♪ People keep saying that
we're doing it wrong ♪

♪ It's gonna be fine ♪

♪ People keep saying that
we're doing it wrong ♪

(reverberating)