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Aah, aah!
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Oh, my god.
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Holy oh.
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What are...
What are these things?!
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Do I look like I know?
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Last thing I remember, I was,
ugh, in a cave.
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Looking at some wet egg and...
Oh, that probably did it.
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I told you not to look
at that egg!
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I-it was too wet.
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You don't get to tell me
what to look at.
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I've seen your pornhub account.
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Also, who makes
a pornhub account?
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The algorithm learns your
preferences better that way.
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Plus if you get in kind
of a cool enough relationship,
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You can sort
of follow each other.
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And check out
each other's kinks, you know?
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Alright, god damn, sold.
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- How do we get out of here?
- Morty, relax.
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They're face-hugging parasites.
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I don't think their society's
gonna be that hard to navigate.
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Okay, yeah, this might be
a little harder than I thought.
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Holy
they've got an m&m's store.
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This is bad, Rick.
Th-th-th-th-this is really bad.
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Just be cool, Morty.
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All we gotta do is blend in,
find our ship,
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And get the outta here.
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Alright, Morty, here's the plan,
put this back on your face.
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I-I'm not putting that back
on my face! Relax. It's dead.
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Okay, now it's dead.
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Come on, hurry up.
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Rick, I-it's bleeding.
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I-it's bleeding acid.
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Alright, well, that should
be the last of it.
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If not, then just gimme
two tugs on the arm.
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Seems like a self-destructive
life cycle.
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Is that gonna happen to us?
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You feel an egg in your stomach?
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- No.
- Well, glass half full.
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How's it going?
'Sup.
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- Glory to glorzo.
- Totally.
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Love glorzo.
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Glorzo is peace.
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Peace is glorzo.
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Wow, just cogs in the machine,
y'know?
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- Ma-makes you think...
- Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this.
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Into a beautiful short film
that your parents'll pay for,
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Morty, but right now, we really
just need to find my ship.
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You sure you're not
just jealous?
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Looks like I'm kind of
a celebrity around here.
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The future is glorzo!
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Oh, my god.
I was just reading you.
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Congratulations on making it
into print media.
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Real bright future there.
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Honestly, it's shocking to see
the two of you together.
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Because we're both geniuses?
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No, because I've seen
your videos,
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And you make me sick.
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Fix him.
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Glory to glorzo.
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Sir, you shouldn't
wander off like that.
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We've been looking
all over for you.
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The project is ready
for your approval.
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Sir, is this man bothering you?
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Um, no, h-he's fine.
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Uh, what... what project?
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Jesus christ,
who the was I?
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Here's a scientific fact
I'm not allowed to say...
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Our hosts are biologically
designed to incubate our eggs.
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If that "triggers" you,
off.
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If it doesn't,
please like and subscribe.
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New videos every glorzday.
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God,
was I at least rich?
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I mean, d-d-did
I at least sell out.
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And sell vitamins or something?
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Rick, I've watched enough
pornhub to know.
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What a studio apartment
looks like.
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God damn.
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Jesus, your glorzo got
done.
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My lord,
we await your command.
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Oh, to...
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Shoot it?
A-at people?
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Glorzo is peace.
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All shall be made glorzo.
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Glory to glorzo.
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I... Did this?
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You and the amazing technology
you both brought us.
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Yeah, makes sense.
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A-and where was this heading?
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Earth?
Probably earth?
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The humans call it "earth."
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Yeah, well, okay,
first of all, great work.
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You guys obviously put a lot
of work into this.
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Okay.
And y'know, it shows.
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I-it really shows.
But um...
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I-I've been thinking,
and, you know,
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Maybe we should
just call this off.
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Sorry, is... is there more?
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Nope, nope.
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I-I guess, uh, that...
That's it.
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Just don't glorzo earth.
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Just would've been nice
to have heard this sooner.
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Before we spent all day on it.
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Yeah, well, I-I'm just hearing
about it, too.
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You ordered it.
Right.
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I-I did, and, um...
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I'm just saying for next time,
maybe put more thought.
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Into it before a whole day of...
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Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you
do your job for a day!
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You look like you were
all really busy.
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Before I came
and it all up.
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Boy, oh boy, huh?
This guy's a genius, but at...
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But at what price,
you know?
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Y'know, you,
Rick!
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Who's... Rick?
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Yeah, well, if we're free
to ask questions,
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Why haven't you blinked,
uh, for 20 minutes,
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And why, uh, doesn't
your mouth move when you talk?
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Ah, geez, look at me.
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I-I feel down on...
On... on the floor.
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Oh, let... let me, uh, help...
Help you out here, buddy.
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Ah, thanks, man.
Thanks, pal. That's right.
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I'm right back where... where...
Right back in the saddle here.
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Alright,
it, run.
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I-I hate this!
I hate all of this!
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Yeah, yeah, keep that feedback
coming, Morty.
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It can only help.
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Oh,
aw, man!
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How big is this city?!
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I know,
it's like pick a lane.
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Are you face huggers
or industrialists?
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Damn, feels kinda good
when there's no guilt, huh?
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Yeah, it's...
It's like in "star wars."
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Yeah, just like
in "star wars."
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Go nuts!
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Nice, Morty! Give a little
"yee-haw" if you want.
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They... they always do a little
"yee-haw" like a cowboy.
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Yee... yee-ha... yee-haw.
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Good enough.
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God, I needed this.
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Honestly, it's been a while
since I've been able.
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To just let loose,
you know?
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Just have fun.
I'm... I'm...
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I'm sorry if I've been
taking it out on you.
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No, I get it. You got a lot
on your plate, amigo.
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I-I just wish you'd open up.
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To me more about it
sometimes, you know?
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I-I-I'm your partner.
Thanks, Morty.
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I mean that.
Thank you.
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Sometimes, I get a little
in my head, you know?
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Hey, man, that head's
a good place to be.
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Just remember to let me
in sometimes, you know?
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- Will do, buddy.
- Mother.
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Oh, my god,
this is so much fun!
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I don't want to stop!
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Yeah, it's like
popping bubble wrap.
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Honestly,
I'm proud of us for not.
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Totally.
It would've been cheap.
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Yeah, real low-hanging fruit,
and we're batter than that.
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Pearl harbor,
on the other hand...
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Yeah,
I think that's in-bounds.
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I am the god of death!
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Should've been a better species!
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So, you did a 9/11?
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Almost did a 9/11.
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We... we went with
a pearl harbor.
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We're pretty classy.
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Why were either of those
an option?
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Ask the saudis.
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Wow. Damn.
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Yeah,
getting political.
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I'm political now.
How 'bout you, jerry?
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You got anything to add
to the family dynamic?
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I've been getting into
beekeeping lately.
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Is something wrong
with that?
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What's wrong with that?
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Don't I have the right
to be happy? To exist?
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I'm sorry I didn't 9/11
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Pearl harbor before breakfast,
but I have a life, too!
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I have dreams!
And how's summer?
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Did she have fun, too?
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Oh.
Uh-um.
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Summer...
Was...
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With us.
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There.
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You saw us take her
in the car with us.
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Mm, yes.
Yes, yes, of course.
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Th-that's what happened.
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- And now she's...
- Sleepy.
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Um, she's... she's sleepy.
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Really sleepy.
That's why she's not here.
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So sleepy.
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She's sleepy?!
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What the hell was that?!
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I didn't see you trying
anything!
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The bed isn't better
than not the bed!
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Where's summer?!
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Geez.
Oh, man.
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You know, maybe we went
too hardcore on these guys.
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Yeah, why do you think
we never go back.
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To a place we've already been?
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Do you know how many adventures
we could get out.
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Of purge planet, Morty?
Gear world?
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I don't sequel.
It's called integrity.
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Here, put this back
on your face.
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You kept it?
Oh, did you want a new one?
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- 'Sup?
- Yo.
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Oh,
it's them!
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The worst thing
to ever happen to us!
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Sorry, Morty,
we tried pussin' it.
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Time to go in hot.
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Rickputer, initiate
unnecessarily badass suit-up.
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Let's lick.
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Shouldn't we be finding summer?
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Oh, right, gee, sorry.
I got caught up again.
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God, d-do I need
to take more adderall,
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Or am I taking
too much adderall?
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Man, really shouldn't have gone
with swords.
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I know.
My wrists are killing me.
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Flame-throwers next time,
for sure.
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Can I get a laser whip?
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Okay, but there's no way
you don't chop your dick off.
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Sum sum, come with us
if you want to live...
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At a lower standard than this,
I guess.
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God damn.
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Empress, is everything alright?
Ummm...
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Seize them!
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Seize them?!
What?!
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Summer, you bitch!
You gotta be kidding me!
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You know that song,
Rick?
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From the...
When the prisoners sing it?
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Come on, Morty,
for sake.
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It's my jail time.
I-I can spend it however I want.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy!
Hey, hey, hey!
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Not in here!
Not in here!
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Aw...
Gimme that.
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Leave us.
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What the
took you so long?!
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You left me here. We
didn't know you were with us!
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Do you know how much
I've had to deal with?
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You're in a cape, summer.
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How bad could it be?
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No bad story ends with a cape.
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You don't know anything
about my story.
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"I couldn't help but wonder,
was gharkhul really capable."
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Of consuming a living sun,
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Or was I simply getting
too close to gharkhul?
248
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,647
"Was gharkhul consuming me?"
249
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,048
Rick, can we listen
to something else?
250
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,850
Quiet! She's just about
to summon gharkhul.
251
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,585
She's been talking about
summoning gharkhul.
252
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,919
For three episodes,
summer.
253
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,721
Wait a minute,
what's that in your mouth?
254
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,123
It's a toothpick.
255
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,792
I'm a toothpicker now.
Get used to it.
256
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,794
God, are you that desperate
for a thing?
257
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,528
It is my thing.
258
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:55,731
Just like yours is dying alone
and yours is jerking off.
259
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,668
At least jerking off tracks
for my character, you know?
260
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,137
I like to jerk off.
I'm 14. I own it.
261
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,405
Well, I jerk off, too!
Alright, stop.
262
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,207
Jesus chris, I don't wanna think
about that.
263
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,675
Summer, keep your toothpick.
Gross!
264
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,343
Morty, stop talking to
your sister about jerking off.
265
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,967
Everyone pretend podcasting
isn't boring.
266
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,083
Whoa, Morty, look how
wet this egg is.
267
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,085
I dunno, Rick.
That looks a little too wet.
268
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,553
D-don't touch it.
Oh, I'm gonna touch it.
269
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,022
Why are you guys screaming
at an egg?
270
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,356
Shut up, summer!
Just let us look at an egg!
271
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,625
Yeah, summer,
shut the up.
272
00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:23,026
Nobody wants you here.
273
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,694
You know, sometimes we like
to go on adventures.
274
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,029
And look at wet eggs,
you know? Can we just go?
275
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,363
This place is giving me
the creeps.
276
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,632
Holy
I love this egg.
277
00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:29,965
Hey, look,
mine's doing it, too.
278
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,568
Are you guys sure that's safe?
279
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,637
Oh, my god!
280
00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:40,494
All is glorzo.
281
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,249
All is glorzo.
282
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,052
- God.
- God.
283
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,054
God?
She has a toothpick.
284
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,256
Take it out and put her face
in an egg.
285
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,590
- God.
- God.
286
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,726
For sake, how long
have you been hatched?
287
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,927
30 seconds?
288
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,196
I've been alive seven minutes.
289
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,465
Think before you...
excuse me, seven minutes?
290
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,734
Uh, I've been here
for 29 minutes.
291
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,736
But yes, take the toothpick
out of her mouth.
292
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,406
Suck on her face this instant
and use her body to...
293
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,679
What was that?
294
00:12:15,703 --> 00:12:18,013
That is called responsibility.
295
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,883
He was part of
our greatest generation.
296
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:23,152
He understood that what you need
to do is suck on a face,
297
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,020
Shit an egg, and die.
298
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,822
Wait, so, all you do is live
half an hour,
299
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,202
Shit eggs, and die?
300
00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:29,625
Yes.
We love it.
301
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,960
I'll do it right now.
302
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,166
Okay, you guys don't have
to listen to me,
303
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,102
But I vote you don't do that?
304
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,256
And who's up for
changing things around here?
305
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:22,612
Alright, look, uh, this
been brewing for a while.
306
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,481
I'm not gonna win any popularity
contests by saying it,
307
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,817
But here's...
Here's the world as I see it.
308
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,635
I mean, look, we are designed
to suck on faces and lay eggs.
309
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,571
Life is life,
and that's the way it goes.
310
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,392
Hello, troy.
Hello, jez.
311
00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,247
How is it going?
Really good, commander.
312
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,849
Should be ready by tomorrow.
313
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,117
That is what I like to hear.
314
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,319
Great work,
glory to glorzo.
315
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,456
Honestly, summer,
I can't thank you enough.
316
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,058
When we met, we were just
shitting eggs in a cave,
317
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,061
But you showed us life
is about more than that.
318
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,729
It is about living.
319
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,465
And now,
with these missiles,
320
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:18,334
We will be able to reach
the entire universe.
321
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:22,472
We say it all the time,
but I guess all is glorzo.
322
00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:23,607
Yeah, that sounds great.
323
00:14:23,631 --> 00:14:25,341
And you've been great.
Yeah.
324
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,343
You've been so great
that I've been thinking.
325
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,813
Maybe it's time for you
to get off my brother.
326
00:14:29,837 --> 00:14:31,414
Who's your brother?
327
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,348
Oh, this?
328
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,883
Forgot he was there, haha.
329
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,551
Wait.
What are you saying?
330
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,287
I'm saying that you've
been great, steve,
331
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,823
But we've been thinking
it's time for a new chapter.
332
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,825
We?
Uh, this is shane.
333
00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,293
He'll be handling
the day-to-day.
334
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,960
It's an honor to meet you, sir.
335
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,782
I might only be two minutes old,
but I know you're a legend.
336
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,233
She doesn't care about us.
337
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,368
She just wants her
host back.
338
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,970
I don't know what to do.
Oh, now you want my help.
339
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,517
- Too late for that.
- Come on, man.
340
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:57,684
What is this.
341
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:58,908
You don't get to do this to me.
342
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,176
We were in eggs together.
343
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,577
Oh, since
we were in eggs.
344
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,979
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
now you respect, like,
345
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,848
The biological institutions now?
346
00:15:04,872 --> 00:15:06,049
You.
All you care about.
347
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,584
Is "progress"
and society and skyscrapers.
348
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,386
You don't care about
biology.
349
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,893
Oh, yeah, well,
what the.
350
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,698
You... how you you haven't laid
and egg inside this old man yet?
351
00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:15,925
Because I do what I want.
352
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,260
Because someone's gotta
stand up for what's right.
353
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,528
Why do you hate her so much?
354
00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:22,065
Because she took you away
from me!
355
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,000
Whoa, man.
Jesus christ.
356
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,669
No, I-I didn't, I...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
357
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,872
It's cool.
358
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,325
I feel the same way.
359
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,146
Oh, my god, I...
360
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,748
I wish we could suck
on each other.
361
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,351
I wanna suck on you, too.
I'm gonna suck you so hard.
362
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,086
Suck me.
C-c-can we do this?
363
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,554
A-a-are we allowed to do this?
364
00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:46,622
I don't care.
I just want you.
365
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,490
All of this.
366
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,025
Let's just get the hell
outta here.
367
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,027
And be whatever
the we want.
368
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,496
That's evolution.
That's progress.
369
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,432
I want a family.
Can we have a family.
370
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,486
Yeah.
371
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,895
Aah, aah!
372
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:14,984
Oh, my god.
373
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,786
Holy
oh.
374
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,054
What are... what are these
things?! Do I look like I know?
375
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,324
Hey, wait a second.
How'd you know that last part?
376
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,259
You weren't there for that.
I had to fill in some gaps.
377
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,461
Everyone around the office
knew about steve and bruce.
378
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,399
I've got a plan, okay.
You just have to follow my lead.
379
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,867
The punishment is...
380
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,202
- Death.
- Mother summer!
381
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,271
You said you had a plan!
Silence.
382
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,473
The council of glorzos
has spoken.
383
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,874
More like council of.
384
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,077
- Glorzo is law.
- Silence.
385
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,813
The punishment is death.
386
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,215
By...
Getting their car.
387
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,017
Summer?
Shut up.
388
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,754
Yes, place them in the car.
389
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:52,021
Those pieces of.
390
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,623
No, no, no!
This is like torture.
391
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,759
No, I-I-I-I hate being
in my car.
392
00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:58,361
You deserve it,
you pieces of.
393
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,563
And to make sure
the sentence is passed,
394
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,565
I shall be joining them.
395
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,699
In the car.
396
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,836
And we shall drive away
from here and die.
397
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,237
Oooookay.
398
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,839
Guess what, everybody.
399
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,642
It's me, the whiny guy
you never want to hear from.
400
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,910
She's trying to escape
with her family.
401
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:15,979
My time to shine.
402
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,447
Execute her.
403
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,116
Okay, plan b.
Morty, now.
404
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:23,787
Aah!
405
00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:25,388
Jesus, Morty, that sucks.
406
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,790
Alright, stop playing,
Morty.
407
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:28,124
I-I got this.
408
00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:30,860
Aah!
409
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:38,201
This is what we get
for evolving?
410
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,269
Sorry!
Sorry.
411
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,538
I-I'm sorry. We... we...
We thought you were evil.
412
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,073
Why would you think that?
413
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,210
We had a giant tower
that blared "glorzo is peace."
414
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,479
I know.
I... should... should we help?
415
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,814
- Boo!
- Oh, like that's helping.
416
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,748
Got it. Going.
Okay, we're gonna hit the road.
417
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,819
You're... you're just going?
You told us to go!
418
00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:58,354
Once again,
I'm so sorry for what they...
419
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,955
You're part of this, too.
Boo!
420
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,157
We hate you the most.
421
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,226
Get out.
422
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,028
Jesus, summer,
why'd you let these things.
423
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,229
Stay on us for so long?
424
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,763
I was working with a lot.
425
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,851
Just let me listen
to the podcast next time.
426
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,572
Nailed that landing.
427
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,776
Huh.
Neat-looking egg.
428
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,317
Okay, well, I'm not
cleaning up this
429
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,505
aah!
430
00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,861
Maybe we, uh... maybe we don't
tell people about this one.
431
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,462
Did we at least learn something?
432
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,865
That we suck and everyone sucks?
433
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,667
I guess that counts.
434
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,935
Later, chodes.
435
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,955
Hit me on the next one.
436
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,675
You know, Rick,
I'm sure you wanna jump.
437
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:54,344
Into another crazy adventure,
but can we just relax.
438
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:56,212
And maybe watch
some interdimensional cable?
439
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,281
I'm cool if you are.
Honestly, that sounds great.
440
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,883
W-we don't need to try so hard,
you know.
441
00:18:59,907 --> 00:19:01,751
Let's just take it easy
and riff, you know.
442
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:04,220
That's what I love about us.
Me, too, buddy.
443
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,089
Do you suffer
from alzheimer's?
444
00:19:06,113 --> 00:19:07,691
Do you suffer from alzheimer's?
445
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,492
Do you suffer from alzheimer's?
446
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,760
Do you suffer from alzheimer's?
447
00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,628
- Reggie?
- Do you suffer from alzheimer's?
448
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,097
Reggie,
you alright in there?
449
00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:16,432
Mm, Rick, do you feel...
450
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,968
Oh, god,
I have to shit an egg.
451
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,169
Oh, my god,
oh,
452
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,712
Oh, it hurts.
Oh god,
453
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,774
Is this how we die, Rick?
454
00:19:22,798 --> 00:19:25,493
- I don't know, Morty. I don't know! Aah!
- Is this how we die?!
455
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:27,328
- I don't want to an egg,
- Rick! I'm sorry, Morty.
456
00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:29,171
I'm sorry! It's my fault.
It's all my fault!
457
00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:30,308
Hey, you two. Did you...
458
00:19:30,332 --> 00:19:32,643
Beth, your son is dying!
Say goodbye!
459
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,305
What are you... say
goodbye to your little boy!
460
00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:36,092
No, look away!
461
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,853
I'm making an egg, mom.
I'm making an egg!
462
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,523
You said you'd keep me more
in the loop this year.
463
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,992
Look away, beth!
Daddy loves you!
464
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,260
My ass!
My ass!
465
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,461
This is it, Morty!
466
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,130
It's full circle from the pilot.
467
00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:48,398
Full circle!
468
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,671
Oh, I guess we, uh...
469
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,872
I guess we both just had
to take a.
470
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,742
Yeah,
I-I-I guess we, uh...
471
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,009
gross.
472
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,011
Guys, clean it up.
473
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,179
Look at your dad.
474
00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:39,649
Such a dork,
keeping bees.
475
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,785
I mean, it's... at least
it's interesting, though.
476
00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:45,106
At least, like...
I wish my dad kept bees.
477
00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:47,123
I mean,
it's kind of cute.
478
00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:52,128
Like...
Your dad keeps bees.
479
00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,397
How old is your dad?
480
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:59,004
He's obviously
beekeeping age.
481
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,524
I don't know,
I think it's kind of sweet.
482
00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:06,264
Summer, I want to
your dad.
483
00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:07,851
Oh, really?
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