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You know, these animal
valentines you got
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for the kids to take to
school, they're a little racy.
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Like, look at this cartoon bear.
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He's wearing nothing but a bow tie.
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Where's he going, a bachelorette party?
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I still don't understand
why every kid in the class
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has to get a valentine.
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When I was their age,
the only kids who got
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a full bag of valentines
were nice or foxy.
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Like me.
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You were foxy in the third grade?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the
year I grew into my head.
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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Second grade, not so
foxy. I tipped over a lot.
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Yeah.
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So, my beautiful bride,
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would you like to have
"a whale of a time"
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this Valentine's Day?
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Actually, this year, I
don't want to do anything.
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I love that we can still
make each other laugh.
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No, I-I'm serious.
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I just, I just want to do nothing.
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Yeah, this feels like a trap.
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No, it's not.
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Look, we're always running around,
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and I haven't had time
to get you something.
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Plus, they gave me a
standing desk at work,
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so I have been on my
feet for three days.
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I will not be the first
person to sit down.
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So, uh, this doing nothing
for Valentine's Day,
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are you serious?
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Yes. Yes.
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No going out and no gifts.
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My perfect Valentine's Day
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would be a quiet night at
home with the people I love.
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And many glasses of wine.
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Okay. Well, I guess we'll just stay here
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and have dinner with
my folks and the kids.
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That sounds perfect.
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Really?
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How many glasses of wine
have you had tonight?
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Okay.
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Look, bottom line is,
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we've celebrated for 17 years.
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I'm just... I'm over this holiday.
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You know, every day I
love you more and more,
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because as time goes by...
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you make me show it less and less.
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Aw.
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So Andi doesn't want
anything for Valentine's Day?
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All she wants is to drink
wine, so just her normal night.
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That sounds like a trap.
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That's what I said; but she denied it,
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and then we made out for
a while, so it's real.
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Oh, you've finally reached
that sweet spot in marriage
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where you could phone it in.
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Welcome to the bigs, kid, huh?
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And now I just got to
figure out a gift for Mom.
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Good luck with that, little brother.
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I out-gift him every year.
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But it's cute that he still tries.
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Don't take it personally.
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I'm the oldest; I made her a mother.
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What did you bring to the table?
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Well, unlike you,
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I didn't make her deliver a
baby that was three feet tall.
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The struggle only made her love me more.
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They put him in the nursery;
people thought he worked there.
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Oh, I know what I'll do.
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I'll just slide the gift I
bought for Andi over to Mom.
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Yeah. A 14-karat-gold necklace
with pictures of the kids on it.
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Oh, her grandchildren
will rest on her heart.
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Is there a way to bet on this?
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I'd like to put my money on Adam.
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What you boys don't understand is,
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it's not the gift, it's the giver.
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We'll see.
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I think I got a good shot.
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This could be the year
that Mom says to you:
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"Mm, it's the thought that counts."
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Thanks for letting me
borrow your slow cooker.
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Yeah, well, we had to hide this
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after Teddy used it
to boil Emme's Barbies.
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Yeah. It was very disturbing.
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- The heads are the last thing to melt.
- Ugh.
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And they float.
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Ugh.
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Ooh.
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What's this?
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Mm.
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"To Andi, Happy Valentine's Day,
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love, Adam"?
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Open it.
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- Oh, I don't think I should.
- Seriously?
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No, I'm definitely going to.
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I just felt like I should say that.
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- Ooh, shiny!
- Oh!
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Oh, look, and it's got
pictures of the kids on it.
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That is so sweet. But
I thought you told him
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you didn't want anything
for Valentine's Day.
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I did, but he didn't listen.
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That usually makes me so mad.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Oh.
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I have the most thoughtful
husband in the whole world.
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I have the most thoughtful
son in the whole world.
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I saw this necklace and I thought,
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"There is no one who deserves
this more than my mother."
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Now, I don't want to
put words in your mouth,
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but it's kind of the
best gift ever, huh?
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Oh, I-I don't like to think of it
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as a competition
between you boys, but...
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this is gonna be hard to beat.
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I'm glad you like the new guy's gift.
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Now, let's see what
your firstborn got you.
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Go get 'em, Donny.
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I think you're gonna love it so much
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that next year I'm gonna
have to give you a necklace
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with a picture of
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this on it.
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Huh.
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It's a damn cactus!
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Uh-huh.
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Are you throwing the game?
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I know what this is.
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This is the beginning of a
scavenger hunt to the real gift.
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Where's the clue? Underneath?
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No, Ma, you're always
saying how you love
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going to Arizona and
seeing all the cactuses.
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She likes to swim, too; does that mean
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you're gonna throw a
bucket of water on her?
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Maybe you're mixed up.
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Okay. This is from me.
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Your firstborn.
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I made you a mommy.
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Well, it's the thought that counts.
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There it is.
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Joe, why don't you take
that outside for me?
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Oh, yes, this cactus will love the snow.
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I'm gonna go see how
my new necklace looks.
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If this is what my son got me,
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I can't wait to see
what my husband gets me.
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What are you doing to me?
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What?
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You told me you were
getting her chocolates,
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so I got her flowers.
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Now the flowers are just
gonna sit in the trash
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with this-this blowfish in a pot.
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I didn't mean to ruin your day.
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I was just trying to ruin his.
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It's not ruined.
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Valentine's Day isn't over yet.
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The firstborn will rise again.
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Come on, Donny, let's
head to the Hallmark store
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and see if we can pull
out of this nosedive.
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Yay.
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A book?
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Are you mad at us?
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- Ah, we're just kidding.
- Ah!
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Oh, did you see their faces?
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They thought they were
gonna have to read.
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I know. Oh, wait. Hold
on, hold on, hold on.
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Valentine's Day isn't over yet.
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It's time for Daddy's gift.
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Daddy's gift?
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I thought Daddy didn't get a gift.
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That's what Mommy said
and Daddy believed her.
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Open it.
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I don't want to.
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No, go ahead.
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Uh, o-okay, b-but before I do,
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just to be clear, as
previously agreed upon,
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I... I didn't get you anything.
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Okay, sure.
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Okay.
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I'm going in.
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It's a table hockey game!
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Where's the screen?
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Does if have Wi-Fi or...?
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It's just like the one
I had when I was a kid.
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I love it!
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Ah, good.
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I just had to show you
how much you mean to me.
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Oh.
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Okay. That's it.
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That was a great Valentine's Day, yeah.
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But everything is over now, so...
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Ah.
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Okay.
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Well, I guess I'll
just go to the kitchen,
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'cause everything's over now.
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Okay.
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Here I go.
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Okay. Buh-bye.
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Okay, five bucks for anyone who
can tell me what just happened.
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He didn't give you the necklace?
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No. It doesn't make any sense.
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Unless he's got a girlfriend
who's also named Andi
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with three kids that look
a hell of a lot like ours.
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Oh, maybe the way he's
gonna give it to you
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is part of the surprise.
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Yeah, that's it, that's it.
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He-he invited his parents over tonight.
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I bet they're gonna babysit
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while we go out for a romantic dinner
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and then, instead of
dessert, it's the necklace.
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Yeah. If he hides it
in dessert, be careful.
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I still have a tennis
bracelet somewhere inside me.
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Whoa, break.
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Wh-What are you guys doing here?
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- I thought you were coming for dinner.
-00.
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We came early to give people
time to admire my necklace.
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Where is everyone?
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Uh, uh, Andi's out running errands,
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but she'll be back later,
you know, at dinnertime.
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Aw. She left you without snacks?
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Don't worry,
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Mama's here now. Mm.
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I'll fix grilled cheeses.
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Maybe next year, you can
buy her a golden spatula
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so she can make a grilled
cheese for her golden boy.
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Hey, listen, speaking of gifts,
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Andi said she didn't want a
gift, so I didn't get her one.
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But then she got me
one. Should I be worried?
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You should be changing your
name and moving to Canada.
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- I knew it was a trap!
- Yeah.
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I fell for that "I don't need
a gift" trick back in '69,
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and I spent the next
month living on my boat.
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Man, Andi's gonna...
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Wait, we had a boat?
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We didn't have a boat;
I had a boat.
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O-Okay, okay, I got to run out
and find something for Andi.
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Hey, how was the Hallmark store?
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Oh, picked clean.
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I haven't seen men fall apart like that
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since the first day of basic training.
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- Hey!
- Hi, everybody!
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Why do people keep showing up early?
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I wanted to give Mom my new present,
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a pair of earrings.
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Earrings? I'm gonna have
to buy her mink underpants
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to keep up with you two.
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Two earrings beats one necklace.
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That's math.
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Fine, fine. I don't have time for this.
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I got to hit the mall.
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Apparently, to Andi, "no
gift" means "yes gift."
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Why can't you just give
her the gold necklace?
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What?
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What-what did you say?
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The-the necklace.
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The gold necklace in the slow cooker.
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How do you know about that?
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Um, I was with Andi when she found it.
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She found it? Andi
knows about the necklace?
258
00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:31,890
Too bad I sold the boat.
259
00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:34,193
Seems like you could really use it now.
260
00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:40,543
- We had some good times on that boat, Pop.
- Yeah.
261
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,758
Are you telling me Andi thinks
262
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,226
I'm gonna surprise her with the necklace
263
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,562
at a romantic dinner? She said no gifts.
264
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,397
Why didn't you just
give her the necklace?
265
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,032
She said no gifts.
266
00:12:58,969 --> 00:13:02,122
Keep saying that and we'll be
carving it on your tombstone.
267
00:13:02,864 --> 00:13:04,558
She's gonna be home any minute.
268
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,007
If she sees that necklace on my mom,
269
00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:07,876
she's gonna strangle me with it.
270
00:13:09,546 --> 00:13:11,246
You know, on the upside, my cactus
271
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,981
isn't looking so shabby anymore.
272
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:16,184
Great news, babe: I
got you some earrings.
273
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,619
Aw!
274
00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:19,221
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
275
00:13:19,223 --> 00:13:20,722
I might still be able to save this.
276
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,724
I just got to get the
necklace away from Mom,
277
00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:25,260
give it to Andi, and then
just buy another one for Mom.
278
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,238
How you gonna do that
without Bev knowing?
279
00:13:27,643 --> 00:13:29,816
I don't know. I mean, just look at her.
280
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,238
I'm gonna need the Jaws of
Life to pry it out of her hands.
281
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:38,908
Just tell her the truth.
282
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,642
You bought it for Andi and
she has to give it back.
283
00:13:40,644 --> 00:13:42,677
Yeah, do that. It's too late for you.
284
00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:44,246
Save me!
285
00:13:47,188 --> 00:13:49,005
Oh, hi, Don!
286
00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:50,062
Marcy.
287
00:13:50,087 --> 00:13:52,821
Um, okay, who's hungry?
288
00:13:52,823 --> 00:13:55,257
- Oh, forgot napkins.
- Uh, wait, Ma...
289
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:58,147
No, no, no. Don't start
until I get my grilled cheese.
290
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:01,073
When she gets mad, she
throws food in the trash.
291
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,399
Here we go.
292
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,668
Uh, s-so, Ma,
293
00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:09,153
hey, you know what I was thinking?
294
00:14:09,178 --> 00:14:11,114
I should have your necklace engraved.
295
00:14:11,139 --> 00:14:12,407
You know, make it more personal.
296
00:14:12,409 --> 00:14:14,676
Yeah. Give it to me now.
297
00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:16,747
It's already personal;
298
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,680
it's got pictures of my grandkids on it.
299
00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,582
Oh...
300
00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:24,352
The truth is...
301
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,989
I bought it from a
gypsy; it's fake gold.
302
00:14:28,716 --> 00:14:29,519
What?
303
00:14:29,544 --> 00:14:30,892
And I don't want that fake gold
304
00:14:30,894 --> 00:14:33,228
giving you a nasty rash, so cough it up.
305
00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:34,930
Mm. No!
306
00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:37,065
If people ask, I'll just tell 'em
307
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:40,302
I got the nasty rash from my loving son.
308
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,109
You might want to mention
309
00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:50,378
the necklace in there somewhere, too.
310
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,415
Andi!
311
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,295
Hi, honey. Oh.
312
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,178
Your parents are already here, huh?
313
00:14:57,203 --> 00:14:58,092
Yeah.
314
00:14:58,117 --> 00:15:00,288
So, we going out or something?
315
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,657
Should I go upstairs and change?
316
00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:04,459
Yeah, yeah. Maybe go change, yeah.
317
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:06,461
And-and take your time.
And if you get tired,
318
00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:09,564
just go to bed. I'll
see you in the morning.
319
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,267
Andi, come look at my present.
320
00:15:12,269 --> 00:15:13,368
No, no, no, no!
321
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,770
- Uh, no, no, no! Okay.
- Whoa!
322
00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:17,706
- Yeah. You look...
- Wait, Adam, what are you doing?!
323
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,964
Well, you look... you look so cold.
324
00:15:19,989 --> 00:15:22,244
Okay, there you go!
325
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,179
Hey, Andi, you know, you
know what I was thinking?
326
00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:25,747
Since it's Valentine's Day,
327
00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:28,617
we should only look at each other. Huh?
328
00:15:31,299 --> 00:15:33,888
Adam, honey, you don't have
to play this game, all right?
329
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,223
I know something's coming.
330
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,758
Something's coming, all right.
331
00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:40,623
Aw! Is Adam gonna
surprise you, too, Andi?
332
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,826
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
333
00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:42,931
Remember, I gave you three
334
00:15:42,933 --> 00:15:44,703
beautiful children.
335
00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:53,652
Um, Bev, a-are you
wearing a-a gold necklace
336
00:15:53,677 --> 00:15:54,933
with pictures of the kids on it?
337
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:57,479
It was a gift from your sweet husband.
338
00:15:57,481 --> 00:15:59,364
Isn't that thoughtful?
339
00:16:03,487 --> 00:16:05,987
I have some thoughts.
340
00:16:08,492 --> 00:16:10,959
Can I tell you my
thoughts in the kitchen?
341
00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:15,244
You stay right here.
342
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:19,834
What a nice way to
spend Valentine's Day:
343
00:16:19,836 --> 00:16:21,169
dinner and a show.
344
00:16:24,593 --> 00:16:26,791
Why is your mother wearing the necklace
345
00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:29,817
I secretly know you bought for me?
346
00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:32,953
Okay, yeah, I bought it for you,
347
00:16:32,978 --> 00:16:34,867
but then you said you
didn't want a gift.
348
00:16:34,892 --> 00:16:37,419
So I figured it'd be okay
to give it to my mom instead.
349
00:16:37,421 --> 00:16:38,753
What?!
350
00:16:40,454 --> 00:16:43,325
My necklace wasn't
bought specially for me?
351
00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:44,993
It was!
352
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:47,252
In a sense.
353
00:16:47,618 --> 00:16:48,363
Yeah.
354
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:52,447
In-in the sense that
I bought it for her.
355
00:16:52,796 --> 00:16:56,642
B-But the sign in the shop
said "perfect for any woman."
356
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,174
So I'm just any woman?
357
00:16:59,176 --> 00:17:01,209
No! No...
358
00:17:01,211 --> 00:17:04,079
If I'm not looking at you,
I'm not talking to you.
359
00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:06,014
Okay?
360
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,018
Come on, Andi, you know
how my mom is about gifts.
361
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,419
How am I about gifts?
362
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,188
You're great at gifts.
363
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,557
Yeah, you're the most
appreciative woman I know.
364
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:17,325
So I'm not appreciative?
365
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:18,293
Can I talk to you alone?!
366
00:17:18,295 --> 00:17:19,710
- No!
- No! - Oh!
367
00:17:19,735 --> 00:17:22,530
Okay. Don't be so hard on the boy.
368
00:17:22,532 --> 00:17:24,796
Bev, you are gonna be so cheered up
369
00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:26,301
when you see the flowers I got you.
370
00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:28,764
With a beautiful blank card
371
00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:31,578
where you can write
anything your heart desires.
372
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:40,771
If this wasn't bought
for me, I don't want it.
373
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:53,495
- Don't do it.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
374
00:17:55,757 --> 00:17:57,821
- Happy Valentine's Day?
- Oh!
375
00:17:57,846 --> 00:17:59,912
- Good grief.
- He did it.
376
00:18:00,194 --> 00:18:02,103
You know what?
377
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,005
I'll take it.
378
00:18:04,007 --> 00:18:06,574
- Whoa! - Curveball.
- I did not see that coming.
379
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,963
You will? Really?
380
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:13,863
Really. I mean, I did say no gifts.
381
00:18:13,957 --> 00:18:15,597
But you bought this for me.
382
00:18:15,622 --> 00:18:19,421
And it's incredibly
thoughtful, and I love it.
383
00:18:20,424 --> 00:18:24,092
Wow. Where did he find her?
384
00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:26,089
It's beautiful.
385
00:18:26,114 --> 00:18:27,714
- Aw.
- Mm.
386
00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:30,055
I don't want to ruin it
for you, honey, but...
387
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,467
it's fake gold.
388
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,203
No, no.
389
00:18:34,228 --> 00:18:36,470
I just said that when you had it.
390
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,355
It's real.
391
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:42,110
That's interesting.
392
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,466
I pocketed one when
things started to go south.
393
00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:16,960
What's this?
394
00:19:16,985 --> 00:19:19,390
Well, I wanted you to get
a full bag of valentines,
395
00:19:19,415 --> 00:19:23,117
because you deserve to know
that you're nice and foxy.
396
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,653
Aw, that's so sweet.
397
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,755
And I just want to
thank you for being...
398
00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:29,891
"turtle-y awesome"
399
00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:32,494
and "otter-ly adorable."
400
00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:34,696
Aw.
401
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:40,368
"Roses are red, I want you in my bed."
402
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:42,770
There's a few originals in there.
403
00:19:43,435 --> 00:19:45,669
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
404
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:47,985
"Violets are blue,
405
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,245
or not on the bed... It's up to you."
406
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,548
So what I'm saying there
is I'm up for anything.
407
00:19:54,719 --> 00:19:56,026
Okay.
408
00:19:56,051 --> 00:19:59,569
"Love is the highest power,
let's do it in the shower."
409
00:19:59,594 --> 00:20:00,688
Adam.
410
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,224
The lower you go, the dirtier they get.
411
00:20:05,718 --> 00:20:06,961
Yeah.
412
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,939
Well, this is just to say I'm sorry.
413
00:20:15,941 --> 00:20:18,041
Oh, Adam.
414
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:20,971
This is so overwhelming.
415
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,978
Oh!
416
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,646
This must have cost you a fortune.
417
00:20:24,648 --> 00:20:27,716
Ah, you can't put a price on that smile.
418
00:20:27,718 --> 00:20:29,870
And yet somehow you did.
419
00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:33,121
I like the balloons, too.
420
00:20:33,123 --> 00:20:35,290
They look really good with my cactus.
421
00:20:35,292 --> 00:20:36,691
Oh, shoot. Darn it. Ooh.
422
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,937
Oh! There goes another one.
423
00:20:38,962 --> 00:20:41,930
Oh! How clumsy of me! Oh!
424
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,333
I told you the firstborn
would rise again.
425
00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:53,786
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