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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,796 --> 00:00:08,796 STARRING 2 00:00:23,555 --> 00:00:28,686 MUSIC / EDITOR 3 00:00:30,142 --> 00:00:35,416 PRODUCTION MANAGER / CAMERAS 4 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:42,075 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER / SCRIPT 5 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:48,342 DIRECTOR 6 00:00:50,077 --> 00:00:57,798 MAFIA WOMEN 7 00:00:57,889 --> 00:00:58,869 PREVIOUSLY 8 00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:02,384 You've pulled a slick trick with those World Cup tickets. 9 00:01:02,488 --> 00:01:03,555 We're impressed. 10 00:01:03,851 --> 00:01:05,384 We'd give you a reward. 11 00:01:05,514 --> 00:01:07,148 From a cop's dictionary. 12 00:01:07,419 --> 00:01:11,656 - Do you know who a UCO is? - Sure. An Undercover Police Officer. 13 00:01:12,466 --> 00:01:15,593 Special operations are in the S.O. department here. 14 00:01:15,674 --> 00:01:19,301 I need operators who'll sink into the criminal environment. 15 00:01:19,382 --> 00:01:24,015 Who think outside the scheme. Who are not afraid to risk and act in stress. 16 00:01:24,096 --> 00:01:25,696 A full-fucking-time job. 17 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:27,532 You fucked our man. 18 00:01:28,408 --> 00:01:30,941 - Is that a problem? - What if it is? 19 00:01:31,022 --> 00:01:33,289 Then you've got a fucking problem. 20 00:01:36,235 --> 00:01:39,476 - And you're a punk yourself. - Easy, easy, easy... 21 00:01:39,689 --> 00:01:41,689 We're having fun today, right? 22 00:01:43,031 --> 00:01:44,031 Today we are. 23 00:01:44,786 --> 00:01:46,653 I'm going to powder my nose. 24 00:01:46,810 --> 00:01:48,500 - And wash your hands. - OK. 25 00:01:48,581 --> 00:01:51,248 Powder my nose. What a fucking princess. 26 00:01:53,659 --> 00:01:54,659 Thank you. 27 00:01:55,119 --> 00:01:58,168 - For what? - For protecting her from all this. 28 00:01:58,954 --> 00:02:02,208 - I'm the father, right? - You're a very good father. 29 00:02:03,513 --> 00:02:06,330 - What the fuck is this? - Don't fucking know? 30 00:02:06,411 --> 00:02:07,919 Not in front of the kid! 31 00:02:10,419 --> 00:02:11,419 Daddy! 32 00:02:15,228 --> 00:02:16,294 Blood for blood. 33 00:02:18,798 --> 00:02:21,840 EPISODE 2 34 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:28,767 This kebab's good. 35 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:34,354 You think it's a kebab? 36 00:02:35,877 --> 00:02:38,051 A real kebab is with lamb meat. 37 00:02:38,361 --> 00:02:40,369 Fuck. This is shit, not a kebab. 38 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:43,138 Fuck off, I'm losing my damn appetite. 39 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:45,730 That's our fucking nation. 40 00:02:46,504 --> 00:02:48,504 Only a cow or a fucking chicken. 41 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:50,155 No fucking curiosity. 42 00:02:50,615 --> 00:02:51,607 Yo, what's up? 43 00:02:51,687 --> 00:02:53,220 Listen, I'm in Ursynow. 44 00:02:53,432 --> 00:02:56,940 I've got pizza delivery. Come over while it's still warm. 45 00:02:57,021 --> 00:02:58,021 I'm coming. 46 00:02:59,157 --> 00:03:00,157 What is it? 47 00:03:00,442 --> 00:03:02,759 - He's with his fucking slut. - Ostry? 48 00:03:03,109 --> 00:03:06,180 - I'm gonna kill him on the spot. - Use your head. 49 00:03:10,171 --> 00:03:12,304 The prick doesn't fucking answer. 50 00:03:23,217 --> 00:03:24,217 Easy. 51 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,287 Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck... 52 00:03:33,532 --> 00:03:35,065 You don't have a piece? 53 00:03:35,605 --> 00:03:37,295 - I've got a Jericho. - New? 54 00:03:37,376 --> 00:03:39,614 Fucking new but you never know. 55 00:03:39,695 --> 00:03:42,082 It may jam, better have a replacement. 56 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:45,798 - What is it with you? - I was taking a shower. 57 00:03:45,879 --> 00:03:49,887 So move your fucking ass. I need equipment, the coach is waiting. 58 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,235 Give me 20 minutes. 59 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,368 He'll make it. 60 00:04:01,923 --> 00:04:02,923 Skip it, maybe. 61 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,737 We've decided, right? 62 00:04:12,726 --> 00:04:13,793 Blood for blood. 63 00:04:16,305 --> 00:04:18,505 "On the spot" is what worries me. 64 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:22,931 The place is cool. I've been there. No cameras, empty staircase. 65 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:26,495 What about the back-out, phones? 66 00:04:29,508 --> 00:04:30,708 What's fucking up? 67 00:04:30,789 --> 00:04:34,852 Shit, I'm really sorry, but I left the stuff in my car in Grochow. 68 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:36,259 I've got a girl there 69 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:40,362 and when she came to my house, I left my car there for the night. 70 00:04:41,433 --> 00:04:43,033 Mother fucker, one hour. 71 00:04:44,614 --> 00:04:46,081 What a Mafia, fuck me! 72 00:04:46,773 --> 00:04:49,733 Fuck it. Pull over to the station, I need a cap. 73 00:05:00,954 --> 00:05:03,072 It's got auto-tension, remember. 74 00:05:03,501 --> 00:05:05,009 Nine millimetres a pair. 75 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:07,668 You think I've never had a gun in my hand? 76 00:05:12,373 --> 00:05:13,373 How do I look? 77 00:05:14,341 --> 00:05:15,341 Don't be crazy. 78 00:05:15,579 --> 00:05:16,846 It's gonna be cool. 79 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,400 You're fucking high. 80 00:05:18,825 --> 00:05:20,092 It's gonna be cool. 81 00:05:35,089 --> 00:05:36,622 Hey, where's the pizza? 82 00:05:36,811 --> 00:05:38,953 - Still there. - Was he nervous? 83 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:41,914 - Like shit. - I'm gonna fucking calm him down. 84 00:05:58,493 --> 00:06:01,033 Fuck, I'm sorry, but there's a damn traffic jam. 85 00:06:01,114 --> 00:06:03,714 It's Saturday, the whole town is stuck. 86 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:37,528 Promise to call? 87 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:39,477 I always fucking call, right? 88 00:06:40,113 --> 00:06:41,446 Greetings from Zaba. 89 00:06:43,819 --> 00:06:45,219 Shut your face, slut. 90 00:07:13,713 --> 00:07:15,847 - Fucking done? - Fucking done. 91 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:19,713 Don't touch me, I've fucking got him all over. 92 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:21,694 We'll burn it. Got the heater? 93 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,995 Grabus took it, he'll dump it in the river. 94 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,837 - And the car? - The car too. 95 00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:28,356 Amen. 96 00:07:57,579 --> 00:08:01,650 - What do you mean: it's not yours? - What I mean: it's not mine! 97 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,507 - So whose is it? - Not mine. 98 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,715 So who are you going down for? 99 00:08:05,796 --> 00:08:08,484 - How's that? - Like a quarter of a century. 100 00:08:08,565 --> 00:08:11,864 - You know how long that is? - A quarter. Fuck! 101 00:08:11,987 --> 00:08:14,931 You won't screw any girls, Grabus. Not one fuck. 102 00:08:15,058 --> 00:08:16,454 I didn't kill anybody. 103 00:08:16,535 --> 00:08:18,558 Did I say you did? Just say who? 104 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:20,057 I know nothing. 105 00:08:20,137 --> 00:08:23,645 - What don't you know? - I don't know who fucking did it. 106 00:08:23,726 --> 00:08:25,060 You've five minutes. 107 00:08:25,153 --> 00:08:27,737 - Who killed the two kids? - What fucking kids? 108 00:08:27,818 --> 00:08:30,249 Piotrus six years and Martynka four years. 109 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:32,210 There were no kids there, man! 110 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:36,108 I'm fed up talking to you. They'll get you in the cell anyway. 111 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:37,417 Fucking hell! 112 00:08:52,644 --> 00:08:53,644 Police! 113 00:08:57,096 --> 00:08:58,096 Police! 114 00:09:02,493 --> 00:09:03,493 On the ground! 115 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:23,957 Sign it. 116 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,441 - I won't fucking screw up. - You already did, Zywy's in jail. 117 00:10:28,735 --> 00:10:31,782 Fuck it. It was a mistake. You fucking set me up. 118 00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:33,322 Fucking kids. 119 00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:36,814 A body’s a body, someone’s gotta pay. Zywy or you. 120 00:10:36,895 --> 00:10:39,751 You've got no shit on us. I deny my testimony. 121 00:10:39,878 --> 00:10:41,926 Listen Grabus. You don't get it. 122 00:10:42,129 --> 00:10:45,925 We've got a body, slugs in the body and a gun from the slugs. 123 00:10:46,006 --> 00:10:47,873 Your gun in your fucking car. 124 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:51,299 Besides, your friends know you've screwed up. 125 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,949 You know what they'll do when you get out. 126 00:10:54,293 --> 00:10:58,492 So don't tell me we've got no shit. You get a chance for Art. 60. 127 00:10:58,769 --> 00:11:02,522 Limited state's evidence, you'll be the friend of the police. 128 00:11:03,071 --> 00:11:05,364 Life sentence or life in freedom. 129 00:11:06,277 --> 00:11:07,411 I would screw up. 130 00:11:08,119 --> 00:11:09,719 What do you say, Grabus? 131 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:32,956 Zywy was assigned 'D'. 132 00:11:33,721 --> 00:11:34,988 He's not dangerous! 133 00:11:35,348 --> 00:11:38,402 He should get 'M', like moron. What got into you? 134 00:11:38,483 --> 00:11:40,872 You run around town shooting at each other 135 00:11:40,953 --> 00:11:43,071 for a few barrels of speed or some other shit? 136 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:44,152 Boss! 137 00:11:45,015 --> 00:11:46,268 It's a Faraday cage. 138 00:11:46,349 --> 00:11:48,616 Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. 139 00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:50,712 Better than in a confessional. 140 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,660 No fucking sin gets through. 141 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,373 Tell me son about your sin. 142 00:11:58,603 --> 00:11:59,603 I cursed... 143 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:01,888 lied... 144 00:12:02,745 --> 00:12:03,745 drank alcohol. 145 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:05,932 Only I can hear you, tell me. 146 00:12:10,985 --> 00:12:12,111 My last confession 147 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,699 was 20 years ago. 148 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:16,906 That's no sin. 149 00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,128 You know what your sin is? 150 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,596 Anger and pride. 151 00:12:20,677 --> 00:12:24,177 You got balls, but you've got them instead of your brain. 152 00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:25,963 You should've captured him. 153 00:12:26,088 --> 00:12:29,302 - Zaba was our brother. - As I said. Anger and pride. 154 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,365 - Honour, boss. - Honour is part of the business. 155 00:12:32,445 --> 00:12:36,092 Ostry was to be wiped out but with a fucking business-plan! 156 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,246 OK, shit already hit the fan, now we gotta clean it. 157 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,596 Grabus is dead meat. 158 00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:43,057 Take it easy. 159 00:12:43,406 --> 00:12:44,406 We've got time. 160 00:12:44,643 --> 00:12:48,722 You know, that if you fuck up, we all got a problem. 161 00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:50,314 You know what kind? 162 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,897 Zywy will be the problem. 163 00:12:55,246 --> 00:12:56,580 Zywy won't screw up. 164 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,611 I don't want to find out. 165 00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:07,599 You're not a decent woman. 166 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,727 You shouldn't have married me. 167 00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:16,350 You really don't see this? 168 00:13:17,282 --> 00:13:20,415 Your mother left you, now you leave your child? 169 00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:22,156 Every decent woman... 170 00:13:23,362 --> 00:13:25,629 No decent woman leaves her child. 171 00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:32,888 Every man should earn for his child. 172 00:13:35,452 --> 00:13:36,785 - I do. - How much? 173 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,109 €2,000? You'll never earn that much. 174 00:13:41,285 --> 00:13:44,261 Because it's Poland, not Ireland. I'm a patriot. 175 00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:48,808 I don't need to change citizenship. I can be a policewoman in Ireland. 176 00:13:48,889 --> 00:13:51,767 They'll be happy to hire me with my experience. 177 00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:53,548 You only think of yourself. 178 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:57,973 Maybe it's about time. 179 00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:02,175 Tell that to your child. 180 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:05,186 Come here. 181 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,032 Mummy wants to tell you something. 182 00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:23,323 Bartus. 183 00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:25,316 I'm going away. 184 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:26,998 For long. 185 00:14:27,895 --> 00:14:29,495 I'll miss you very much. 186 00:14:29,612 --> 00:14:31,257 I know you'll miss me too, 187 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,290 but you're staying with dad who loves you a lot. 188 00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:35,771 I'll be back one day. 189 00:14:36,212 --> 00:14:37,212 When? 190 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,617 I don't know. 191 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,942 Will you come and visit me? 192 00:14:44,577 --> 00:14:45,577 Yes. 193 00:14:47,435 --> 00:14:48,901 You'll fly on a plane. 194 00:14:50,427 --> 00:14:52,293 Yes, because it's an island. 195 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,587 Will you bring me Mr Nosey? 196 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,300 Yes. 197 00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:06,966 I'll take him with me and hug him when I miss you. 198 00:15:14,363 --> 00:15:15,363 Mummy! Mummy! 199 00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:32,696 Instructions are in the file. 200 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:35,910 Who you are, what you do, your whole new life. 201 00:15:35,991 --> 00:15:39,584 You gotta learn it by heart. Your old life doesn't exist. 202 00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:43,735 Whoever mentions anything about their old life drops fucking out. 203 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:07,180 These are our friends from the FBI. 204 00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:09,576 They'll share their experience 205 00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:13,243 and conduct a course for officers working undercover. 206 00:16:13,998 --> 00:16:14,998 Good luck. 207 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,551 You're fucking nuts. 208 00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,101 I'm bailing out. 209 00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:25,862 I'm a whore. 210 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:30,307 I'm a whore, I'm Hocus Pocus. 211 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:16,021 Shut up. 212 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:47,359 Bartek. 213 00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:50,584 My son's Bartek. 214 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,136 My mother was a whore. 215 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,493 OK. 216 00:21:03,954 --> 00:21:04,954 I screwed up. 217 00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:07,794 Everyone screws up sooner or later. 218 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,675 You're among the latter. 219 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,978 What's all this for? 220 00:21:12,779 --> 00:21:14,046 This was a vaccine. 221 00:21:15,311 --> 00:21:16,578 What's the disease? 222 00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:21,676 This figure will be your target. 223 00:21:22,829 --> 00:21:25,423 Nickname Padrino. A gangster from Mokotow. 224 00:21:25,757 --> 00:21:28,824 The dude is smuggling drugs into Scandinavia. 225 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,129 And we gotta make him stop. 226 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:35,812 - You want me to get close to him? - To one of his men. 227 00:21:40,947 --> 00:21:41,947 Can I choose? 228 00:21:42,543 --> 00:21:44,487 Between the plague and cholera. 229 00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:52,517 - Why're you so fucking happy? - We hardly go out. 230 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:55,842 - You're always going out, you slut. - But alone. 231 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:59,656 It's like a holiday to me, better than Valentine's Day. 232 00:22:01,106 --> 00:22:02,506 Look who's behind us. 233 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:04,614 Shit, the weather faggot? 234 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:06,289 Let's take a selfie. 235 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:09,237 - Fucking come on! - Got it! 236 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,415 Fucking hell... please, go ahead. 237 00:22:20,771 --> 00:22:22,024 Oh Justynka, 238 00:22:22,332 --> 00:22:23,465 you look so nice! 239 00:22:24,078 --> 00:22:25,345 Where's your Romeo? 240 00:22:26,063 --> 00:22:27,063 I don't know. 241 00:22:27,277 --> 00:22:28,344 Look who's here! 242 00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:39,380 Where's Milimetr? 243 00:22:40,556 --> 00:22:41,690 Fuck knows where. 244 00:22:52,654 --> 00:22:53,654 Swallow! 245 00:23:05,994 --> 00:23:07,327 What's up with Zywy? 246 00:23:08,185 --> 00:23:09,185 He's alive. 247 00:23:09,549 --> 00:23:12,082 Don't fuck with me, I'm not your wife. 248 00:23:12,493 --> 00:23:13,693 Thank fucking God. 249 00:23:17,469 --> 00:23:18,669 Where's my father? 250 00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:24,214 - I haven't seen him. - What is he fucking paying you for? 251 00:23:24,294 --> 00:23:25,694 Want some lemon balm? 252 00:23:26,444 --> 00:23:27,444 Fuck off. 253 00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:31,191 To the boss! 254 00:23:36,012 --> 00:23:37,901 What is it? Are you alright? 255 00:23:38,648 --> 00:23:39,781 Get the fuck out. 256 00:23:51,822 --> 00:23:54,356 Sorry boss but Futro is making a fuss. 257 00:24:08,306 --> 00:24:11,060 Get the fuck out of my dad's birthday, bitch! 258 00:24:11,141 --> 00:24:12,141 Excuse me! 259 00:24:12,222 --> 00:24:15,729 How could you? I'm your daughter! Do you know how I feel? 260 00:24:15,810 --> 00:24:18,897 Like shit! Do you care about my feelings? 261 00:24:19,009 --> 00:24:20,215 You want a star? 262 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:23,500 Here's your star but I won't be supporting her. 263 00:24:23,699 --> 00:24:26,326 - But what's the problem? - This old slut! 264 00:24:26,564 --> 00:24:27,564 I'm not old! 265 00:24:28,311 --> 00:24:29,711 Who the fuck is this? 266 00:24:29,826 --> 00:24:33,707 This is Mrs Kasia, a known singer. A birthday present for you. 267 00:24:33,788 --> 00:24:36,105 But I'm the present, not this fossil! 268 00:24:36,186 --> 00:24:38,686 Either you calm her down, or I'll do it! 269 00:24:38,767 --> 00:24:41,029 - OK, get the fuck out, slut. - What? 270 00:24:41,110 --> 00:24:43,710 Kick her out, give her some cash, shit! 271 00:24:43,969 --> 00:24:45,612 Easy, honey, calm down. 272 00:24:45,937 --> 00:24:50,731 You know I love your talent. I would never hurt you. 273 00:24:51,627 --> 00:24:52,627 Sing! 274 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,493 Sing, girl, sing! Beautiful! 275 00:25:07,909 --> 00:25:10,176 You've got sperm on your trousers. 276 00:25:12,147 --> 00:25:13,747 Did you snot in her ass? 277 00:25:20,296 --> 00:25:21,363 I only love you. 278 00:25:26,836 --> 00:25:28,899 Beautiful ladies, dear gentlemen! 279 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:31,559 Please welcome the hero of tonight! 280 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:33,980 One shot. 281 00:25:34,787 --> 00:25:37,956 Fuck, you got him on TV each day. Shoot the fucking telly. 282 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,107 Just once a week. 283 00:25:40,585 --> 00:25:44,489 Did I say "hero"? It's like saying nothing! 284 00:25:44,664 --> 00:25:49,560 Meet the man, who devoted his whole life to working for the good of others. 285 00:25:49,736 --> 00:25:52,489 Today is his 55th birthday! 286 00:25:52,696 --> 00:25:53,878 Mr Pawel Hyp! 287 00:25:57,187 --> 00:25:58,654 Happy Birthday to you! 288 00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:05,524 My moment will come in a second. 289 00:26:05,986 --> 00:26:07,042 But now, 290 00:26:07,804 --> 00:26:10,264 please watch my daughter. 291 00:26:10,455 --> 00:26:11,921 Listen to her singing. 292 00:26:12,867 --> 00:26:15,134 I tell you, she's fucking awesome. 293 00:27:03,378 --> 00:27:05,727 My daughter. My greatest work. 294 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:30,210 Hey, what is this? 295 00:27:30,806 --> 00:27:33,940 Erase that. If I find it online, you're dead. 296 00:27:38,069 --> 00:27:40,497 - Turn it off. - Fuck off, Internal Security. 297 00:27:40,578 --> 00:27:41,645 Hey, leave that! 298 00:27:56,853 --> 00:27:58,607 This is some kind of a joke. 299 00:27:58,688 --> 00:28:00,734 Full fee plus 20% on top. 300 00:28:00,815 --> 00:28:02,415 But I did not even sing! 301 00:28:02,545 --> 00:28:03,745 Silence is golden. 302 00:28:06,013 --> 00:28:07,146 18 Sadowa Street. 303 00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:08,397 How do you know? 304 00:28:49,153 --> 00:28:50,787 My dearest friends. 305 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:54,033 Thank you for letting me be here with you. 306 00:28:54,114 --> 00:28:57,913 I hope that one day you'll show up so numerously at my funeral. 307 00:28:57,994 --> 00:29:01,522 Happy Birthday to you! 308 00:29:01,765 --> 00:29:02,765 No, no... 309 00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:05,868 I don't want to live that long, please. 310 00:29:06,741 --> 00:29:08,677 Old age is God's failure, 311 00:29:08,757 --> 00:29:10,566 but each of us... 312 00:29:11,067 --> 00:29:13,352 doesn't matter, rich or poor, 313 00:29:13,773 --> 00:29:15,640 will appear before the Lord. 314 00:29:16,138 --> 00:29:17,138 That's why, 315 00:29:17,558 --> 00:29:18,756 while we still can, 316 00:29:19,106 --> 00:29:21,550 we should share what we have with those, 317 00:29:21,631 --> 00:29:22,631 who are unable. 318 00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:26,827 Thank you for your generous gifts, thank you for everything. 319 00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:33,647 Ladies and gentlemen, 320 00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:37,076 each gift, that our esteemed host has received today, 321 00:29:37,157 --> 00:29:41,092 shall be devoted to an auction. 322 00:29:41,187 --> 00:29:44,909 All the proceeds from the auction will go to 323 00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:47,505 the patients of the St. Lazarus Hospice. 324 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:49,144 Plus a little bonus. 325 00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:54,122 Everyone participating in our auction shall receive a small gift. 326 00:29:54,203 --> 00:29:56,013 A set of cosmetics. 327 00:29:56,155 --> 00:29:57,603 Which you can rub in. 328 00:29:57,862 --> 00:30:00,814 These cosmetics shall be on sale very soon now. 329 00:30:00,957 --> 00:30:04,925 So ladies and gents, let's enjoy life and let's not forget those 330 00:30:05,006 --> 00:30:06,377 who are currently... 331 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,513 parting with it. 332 00:30:11,933 --> 00:30:12,933 Shush... 333 00:30:14,862 --> 00:30:15,995 Do you hear that? 334 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:18,282 But what? 335 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:20,646 Exactly. Nothing. 336 00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:25,537 Not a note can slip through. What about Zywy? 337 00:30:25,618 --> 00:30:28,524 The case is in two days and the informant is still alive. 338 00:30:28,605 --> 00:30:30,500 - It's cool. - How? 339 00:30:30,968 --> 00:30:32,988 We'll bring a broad to the can. 340 00:30:33,069 --> 00:30:35,076 I'll take him off from the side. 341 00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:38,039 Did you thread it? 342 00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:42,841 His head will blow up in the cell like that watermelon. 343 00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:44,006 Look! 344 00:30:57,753 --> 00:30:59,507 Are you taking the silencer? 345 00:30:59,588 --> 00:31:01,188 The distance's too long. 346 00:31:01,453 --> 00:31:03,786 - Wheels, plates, phones? - Ready. 347 00:31:04,977 --> 00:31:07,177 Zywy failed on details, remember. 348 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:09,556 Gloves, ski-hats... 349 00:31:10,096 --> 00:31:13,476 I've even got them for your wife. Did you convince her? 350 00:31:13,731 --> 00:31:16,984 There's no convincing. I'll ask her and she'll do it. 351 00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:25,515 I don't want it. 352 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:27,084 You do. 353 00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,506 Look at me when I'm talking. 354 00:31:32,131 --> 00:31:34,064 - I won't do it. - You will. 355 00:31:35,068 --> 00:31:36,601 Ask one of your whores. 356 00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:39,059 I don't believe them. You're lucky. 357 00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:40,140 Fucking lucky? 358 00:31:40,323 --> 00:31:42,790 You're with me. That's a lot of luck. 359 00:31:48,803 --> 00:31:50,818 Stop laughing and looking at me. 360 00:31:51,303 --> 00:31:52,703 You asked me to look. 361 00:31:53,129 --> 00:31:54,129 I asked? 362 00:31:55,661 --> 00:31:56,661 I never ask. 363 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:02,446 Tell me that you love me. 364 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:04,288 Tell me! 365 00:32:04,653 --> 00:32:05,653 I love you. 366 00:32:06,669 --> 00:32:08,002 I don't believe you. 367 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:09,643 I love you, fuck! 368 00:32:17,653 --> 00:32:18,653 I love you too. 369 00:32:25,430 --> 00:32:26,430 Good. 370 00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:30,530 - Shit, dad, I fucking crashed! - What did you say? 371 00:32:30,611 --> 00:32:32,689 Nothing. It was the Monaco Rally. 372 00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:35,870 Son, don't use such words. Those are bad words. 373 00:32:36,183 --> 00:32:39,135 - Fucking hell! - Fuck, not in front of the kid! 374 00:32:39,216 --> 00:32:42,400 - Klaudia's positive. - I don't give a shit. 375 00:32:42,621 --> 00:32:45,088 She was fucking in bulk and got HIV. 376 00:32:45,407 --> 00:32:46,407 Fuck! 377 00:32:46,488 --> 00:32:50,201 I told her if you wanna screw, use a rubber and your head! 378 00:32:50,282 --> 00:32:51,282 Fucking hell! 379 00:32:52,224 --> 00:32:55,224 This is a tragedy, I must go and save her! 380 00:32:55,305 --> 00:32:57,297 Come on, leave that slut alone! 381 00:32:57,456 --> 00:32:58,856 You didn't hear that! 382 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:02,162 - You'll stay with Maciek... - I gotta go to work. 383 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:05,373 So what am I to do? 384 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:08,884 Call the babysitter. 385 00:33:09,201 --> 00:33:10,201 Yes. 386 00:33:13,876 --> 00:33:15,851 Honey? Your Mistress speaking. 387 00:33:16,479 --> 00:33:19,200 Who were you afraid of when you were small? 388 00:33:21,328 --> 00:33:23,780 That little Robercik from kindergarten. 389 00:33:24,249 --> 00:33:26,915 He had a cleft lip and looked ugly. 390 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:29,917 You remember that? 391 00:33:30,979 --> 00:33:33,045 No, mummy told me. Go to sleep. 392 00:33:33,495 --> 00:33:35,383 Mine doesn't tell me anything. 393 00:33:36,939 --> 00:33:39,700 - And dad? - We play on the console together. 394 00:33:40,329 --> 00:33:41,470 Daria, come here. 395 00:33:41,550 --> 00:33:42,550 Go to sleep. 396 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:52,730 Where is it? 397 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,331 - Who? - Rolex. 398 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,666 - Who? - My diamond watch! 399 00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:00,626 - I don't know. - Don't lie. 400 00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:03,395 You stole it. Flip out your pockets. 401 00:34:06,387 --> 00:34:07,387 In the back! 402 00:34:13,022 --> 00:34:14,022 Shoo! 403 00:34:22,208 --> 00:34:23,842 I just wanted to play. 404 00:34:26,938 --> 00:34:27,938 Give it to me. 405 00:34:39,182 --> 00:34:40,715 You fucking thief, you! 406 00:34:41,277 --> 00:34:43,211 Get the fuck out of my house! 407 00:34:43,531 --> 00:34:46,475 - Wanna stop fucking yelling? - I'm not yelling! 408 00:34:46,556 --> 00:34:49,759 Fuck..... you are! You're yelling all your life. 409 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,865 I am not. 410 00:34:50,946 --> 00:34:55,225 - You're fucking yelling your face! - Get her outta my fucking house! 411 00:34:55,306 --> 00:34:59,190 - Who's gonna be with the fucking kid? - I don't give a fuck! 412 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,587 Fucking hell! 413 00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:05,153 Here, take fucking 500 zl and fuck off to my son! 414 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,379 To my son, shit! 415 00:35:07,392 --> 00:35:10,899 Shove it up your ass! I'll buy you eight fucking Rolexes! 416 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:11,980 Fuck! 417 00:35:18,953 --> 00:35:21,149 Grabus was with her for two years. 418 00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:24,769 They were to marry in September. She even bought a dress. 419 00:35:24,929 --> 00:35:26,262 She'll dye it black. 420 00:35:26,842 --> 00:35:28,254 Does she resemble me? 421 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:29,734 Her voice is similar. 422 00:35:30,643 --> 00:35:31,710 How do you know? 423 00:35:32,278 --> 00:35:34,211 He cheated his wife with her. 424 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:39,712 - With a finger, it's not cheating. - How much sugar did you use? 425 00:35:39,793 --> 00:35:42,606 Sugar is for sissies, I poured her waterglass. 426 00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:46,691 - So, why is she still moving? - Cool it, it's gonna be fine. 427 00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:48,960 I'd prefer to whack her with a sap. 428 00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:51,104 You surprise me each fucking day. 429 00:35:51,185 --> 00:35:53,676 Why her? Grabus screwed up, not her. 430 00:35:54,607 --> 00:35:57,947 - She keeps seeing him. - Because it's fucking love. 431 00:35:58,186 --> 00:35:59,986 You really have a sap? 432 00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:02,060 I educate unruly drivers. 433 00:36:04,475 --> 00:36:06,341 What the fuck are you doing? 434 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,744 Grabus's woman used to live here, cos the windows face the jail. 435 00:36:50,682 --> 00:36:54,329 - Remember everything? - Rysiek, get the fuck over here. 436 00:36:54,410 --> 00:36:56,291 Wrong. Rysiek, Rysiek. Twice. 437 00:36:56,372 --> 00:36:58,168 Saying it once means a scam. 438 00:36:58,249 --> 00:37:01,062 Rysiek, Rysiek, get the fuck over here. Happy? 439 00:37:01,872 --> 00:37:03,139 Don't be malicious. 440 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,420 Go ahead. 441 00:37:18,619 --> 00:37:19,619 Rysiek. 442 00:37:20,254 --> 00:37:23,007 - Rysiek, get the fuck over here. - Fuck off. 443 00:37:23,088 --> 00:37:25,401 Fuck, the cards say she's not coming. 444 00:37:25,482 --> 00:37:26,466 Did I say something? 445 00:37:26,547 --> 00:37:28,817 Fuck, don't you wanna know the future? 446 00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:31,278 I don't give a shit about your future! 447 00:37:32,047 --> 00:37:33,047 Rysiek! 448 00:37:34,896 --> 00:37:36,896 Rysiek, get the fuck over here. 449 00:37:44,302 --> 00:37:45,302 Oh fuck. 450 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,199 Beksa! 451 00:37:49,818 --> 00:37:50,818 I'm here! 452 00:37:53,072 --> 00:37:54,339 I love you, Rysiek! 453 00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:58,711 Beksa, is that you? 454 00:38:00,595 --> 00:38:01,744 I can't hear... 455 00:38:04,690 --> 00:38:06,253 You fucking bastard, you! 456 00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:08,341 Fuck! You're totally screwed up! 457 00:38:08,422 --> 00:38:10,184 Hell, you fucking shithead! 458 00:38:10,365 --> 00:38:11,365 I love you. 459 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:21,298 DIRECTOR 460 00:38:21,484 --> 00:38:26,139 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER 461 00:38:26,362 --> 00:38:30,915 SCRIPT 462 00:38:31,155 --> 00:38:34,248 PRODUCTION MANAGER 463 00:38:34,328 --> 00:38:36,848 II UNIT DIRECTORS 464 00:38:36,954 --> 00:38:39,673 CAMERAS 465 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:42,443 MUSIC 466 00:38:42,547 --> 00:38:45,499 EDITOR 467 00:38:46,182 --> 00:38:50,840 STARRING 468 00:38:51,048 --> 00:38:58,048 ALSO APPEARING32241

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