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-* I'M A SUCKER FOR THE MIDNIGHT OIL *

* I'M A SUCKER FOR THE MIDNIGHT FLAME *

* I'M A SUCKER FOR YOUR INVITE OVER *

* AND I GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU CALL MY NAME *

* I'M A FIGHTER, BUT I KEEP MY EYES CLOSED *

* AND I'M A HUNTER, BUT I USE MY TEETH *

* I DON'T WANT TO BE A ONE-GIRL WONDER *

* I JUST WANNA GET SOME GOOD RELIEF *

[ KEYS JINGLE, DOOR CLOSES ]

[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]

-[ CHUCKLES ]

[ BELT BUCKLE JINGLES ]

YEAH. YEAH.

[ MOANS ]

-UM...

-JESUS! OH, MY GOD. -HEY, SOPHIE.

-[ STAMMERS ] PETE.

OH, MY GOD. WE MUST'VE GOTTEN THE WRONG APARTMENT.

I'M...UM... -UH...I-IT HAPPENS.

-I JUST, WELL...

UH, THIS IS MY FRIEND.

-JULIAN. -JULIAN.

THIS IS PETE, MY NEIGHBOR. -HEY, MAN.

-THIS IS WHERE HE LIVES.

SORRY. I GUESS WE'LL --

-IS THAT YOUR BATHROOM?

-YEP.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

-[ CHUCKLES ]

[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]

-DUDE. OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHERE I AM.

THIS CHICK IS ALL...

-SO, UM, HOW -- HOW ARE YOU?

-I KNOW. YEAH, DUDE. COME ON, TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN.

SHE'S CUTE, RIGHT? SHE'S CUTE?

-ALONZO SAID THEY FINALLY CAUGHT THE GUY THAT WAS, UH...

POOPING IN THE BUSHES,

AND I GUESS IT TURNED OUT THAT IT WAS JUST, UM, A DOG.

-NO, DUDE. DUDE. -I, UH...

-I'LL BE THERE IN LIKE AN HOUR --

LESS THAN AN HOUR, MAX.

I GOT TO GO. THIS --

[ Chuckling ] I'M PISSING ALL OVER THIS DUDE'S WALL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY.

OKAY. [ BELT BUCKLE JINGLES ]

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

HI.

HEY, THERE.

SO, YOU WANT TO GO NEXT DOOR?

-YEAH, UM...

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GO TO BED.

-WHAT?

-UM...YOU KNOW, I HAVE A REALLY BIG DAY TOMORROW,

JUST THIS THING IN THE MORNING, AND...

-OH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SNICKERS ]

YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD.

-DO YOU WANT...SOME PIZZA?

-YEAH.

THANKS, PETE.

-YEP. -[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]

WHOOP!

-SEE YOU.

[ MUFFLED CHUCKLE ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ PAGES RUSTLING ]

[ DOOR OPENS ]

-SOPHIE? -HI.

-OKAY, SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS?

-UH, YES, I -- THERE WASN'T ANYTHING TO PREPARE,

SO I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT I'D BE DOING.

-SURE. YEAH, WE -- WE'RE BASICALLY JUST LOOKING

FOR SOMEBODY WHO CAN REALLY SELL THIS HOT DOG.

YOU KNOW?

YOU EAT MEAT, RIGHT?

-YES. -GREAT.

-I DON'T NORMALLY, BUT I-I WOULD.

-OKAY. UM, IF YOU COULD JUST GRAB A HOT DOG BUN OVER THERE...

-YEP.

-OKAY.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA EAT IT LIKE IT IS THE BEST HOT DOG

YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

-GREAT.

DO I SAY ANYTHING?

-NO. NO.

I MEAN, YOU CAN VOCALIZE IF YOU WANT TO.

-GREAT.

UH, WHAT'S MY FRAME FOR THIS?

-UH, IT'S AN EXTREME CLOSE-UP.

-OF MY FACE?

-OF YOUR MOUTH.

-GREAT.

-AND SPEAK.

-HI, I'M SOPHIE POTTS WITH DREEMZ TALENT AGENCY --

THAT'S THE DREEMZ WITH TWO E's AND A "Z" AT THE END.

-GREAT. GO AHEAD.

-ALL RIGHT.

MMM!

MMM!

MM-HMM!

-CUT.

AND YOU CAN JUST SPIT OUT IN THE BIN OVER THERE.

-UH-HUH.

[ SIGHS ]

[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

-* I FORGET THE THINGS THAT I SAY *

* WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I'M SERIOUS *

* BUT I KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING *

* I BROUGHT YOUR T-SHIRT BACK PLUS A COFFEE STAIN *

* LEFT MY TV ON THE MENU PAGE

* FROM A SHOW WE WATCHED YESTERDAY *

* SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME

* DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME

* NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME

* DON'T WORRY

-I'M LITERALLY GETTING CHILLS RIGHT NOW.

[ CHUCKLES ] LIVE MERMAIDS.

[ LAUGHS ] OH, MAN!

YOU GUYS -- Y'ALL KNOW HOW TO DO IT UP, MAN.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

THAT'S GREAT, THOUGH.

WELL, HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN TOGETHER?

OH, SURE, SO IT WAS TIME.

[ SWITCH CLICKS ]

BACHELOR PARTY WITH THE BOYS! [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE A BLAST, SERIOUSLY.

VEGAS -- BLOWIN' IT UP!

I'VE BEEN...ONCE,

HAD TOO MANY MARGARITAS,

UH, GOT A LITTLE SICK, BUT IT DIDN'T --

IT DIDN'T RUIN THE TRIP.

YEAH, I WAS WITH MY PARENTS AND MY SISTER.

WE DID THE WHOLE "SIEGFRIED & ROY" THING.

THE TIGERS -- I MEAN, THE TIGERS.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER...

OH, OKAY, COOL. YOU'RE REBOOTED.

[ WATER RUNNING ] OKAY, THAT'S IT.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT, UNDER "PROTOCOL," SELECT R-S-M-4.

ALL RIGHT!

NICE, MAN. UM...

COOL.

WHERE -- AND YOU GUYS ALL --

Y'ALL ALL WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER?

THAT'S COOL.

OKAY, WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN HELP YOU WITH TODAY?

YOU MAY RECEIVE A SURVEY THROUGH YOUR E-MAIL.

AGAIN, MY NAME IS PETE.

AND I'D ASK THAT YOU RANK ME A 9 OR A 10 IF YOU ARE HAPPY

WITH THE TROUBLESHOOTING THAT I'VE GIVEN YOU.

COOL.

THANKS, MAN, AND, DUDE, HAVE FUN, OBVIOUSLY,

AND CALL BACK ANYTIME, SERIOUSLY.

OKAY.

YEAH, GOOD MEETING YOU.

ALL RIGHT. BYE.

[ CHILDREN PLAYFULLY SHOUTING ]

[ KEYS JINGLING ]

-[ SIGHS ]

HEY, PETE. [ DISHES CLANKING, DOOR CLOSES ]

-HEY. HEY, I GOT TO LEAVE IN LIKE A FEW MINUTES,

BUT...

YOU SHOULD COME IN.

HEY, LOOK, UM...

DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT OR ANYTHING.

THERE'S...

YOU KNOW, IT'S -- THERE'S NOTHING TO BE...

UH, EMBARRASSED ABOUT.

-LAST NIGHT?

[ GASPS ] OH, GOD. LAST NIGHT.

[ SIGHS ]

-WELL...

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THOSE THINGS...

-[ CHUCKLES ]

-YOU'VE GOT, UH [CHUCKLES] BREAD CRUMBS IN YOUR HAIR.

-DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK?

GOD, PETE. IT WAS THIS STUPID LOCAL COMMERCIAL, BUT...

[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]

I'M NEVER GETTING UP OFF THIS FLOOR.

-[ CHUCKLES ] -I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.

-NO, YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S TOTALLY COOL.

I REALLY DO HAVE TO GO SOON, THOUGH.

-THAT'S FINE. I'LL JUST STAY RIGHT HERE.

-ON THE FLOOR?

FOREVER?

-YEP. FOREVER. -[ CHUCKLES ]

WE SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GET MARRIED, THEN [CHUCKLES]

I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE ANYWAY.

-OKAY.

-COOL. -PERFECT.

-GREAT.

-SWEET.

-I -- I WAS JUST KIDDING.

-I KNOW.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE LIGHTLY ]

-SO, I'VE GOT TO GO.

-[ CHUCKLES ] REALLY?

-[ Chuckling ] YEAH, YEAH.

-UH, YOU WANT SOME COMPANY?

-MY CAR'S JUST, LIKE, RIGHT UP THERE.

-YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN YOU

OUTSIDE OF OUR APARTMENT COMPLEX.

-NO. YEAH, WE HAVE, THAT ONE TIME AT 7-ELEVEN.

-OH, YEAH.

SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

-PHOENIX, JUST SUPER QUICKLY.

-QUICKLY?

-YEAH, WE'RE GONNA PICK UP MY SISTER FROM COLLEGE.

HER SEMESTER IS OVER, AND MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN.

-ISN'T THAT LIKE SIX HOURS AWAY?

-SIX HOURS THERE, SIX HOURS BACK.

-MM.

-THIS IS GREAT. YOU'LL GET TO MEET MY SISTER.

SHE'S AWESOME. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE JESS.

-EX-EXCUSE ME, SIR.

I MUST SAY...

THIS IS A LOVELY LADY YOU HAVE HERE.

-OH, UH [CHUCKLES]

-YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY.

-THANK YOU. -DO YOU LOVE HIM?

-UH...

-NO, COME ON, NOW. DO YOU TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM EVERY NIGHT?

-YEAH, I DO.

EVERY NIGHT.

-SHE DOES CONSTANTLY, ALL THE TIME.

-MM-HMM. -WOW.

YOU GUYS -- LOOK AT YOU. YOU GUYS ARE DRESSED ALIKE.

YOU LIKE A BUNCH OF EASTER EGGS.

OH, MY GOD. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO JUST PEEL YOU OFF.

YOU GUYS WATCH A BUNCH OF MOVIES TOGETHER?

-OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. IT IS, LIKE, OUR FAVORITE THING TO DO.

-IT'S OUR THING. -YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU GUYS.

-OH. -OH.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

-YEAH. -IT'S RED.

-RED. COOL. MINE'S BLUE.

UM, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

-SAN ANTONIO, BUT --

-SAN ANTONIO, CITY OF MISSIONS.

OKAY, DO YOU HAVE A DOG?

-HEY, PETE.

-OBVIOUSLY, DUH -- NO. [ CHUCKLES ] STUPID QUESTION.

IF YOU DID HAVE A DOG, WHAT KIND WOULD YOU GET, THOUGH?

-PETE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS --

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY 20 QUESTIONS?

-NO, THIS IS -- THIS IS --

THIS IS, LIKE, ME AND JESS' FAMILY VERSION.

-OH. -IT'S A LOT --

IT'S MORE FUN, I THINK. -OKAY.

-OKAY. HERE'S WHERE IT GETS HARD.

WHAT'S THE SADDEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

-THE SADDEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME?

-YEAH.

-YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'D PROBABLY RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

-NO? NOT GONNA GO FOR IT?

-NAH, I DON'T FEEL LIKE ANSWERING THAT ONE.

-YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT? -NO.

-I JUST WON. PETE WINS.

I'M THE WINNER.

-YOU CAN WIN THIS GAME? -YEP. I JUST DID.

YOU GAVE UP. -NO. OKAY. OKAY.

-I MEAN, YOU SHOULD PRETTY MUCH KNOW

THAT I'M BASICALLY UNDEFEATED.

WHEN WE USED TO PLAY ON ROAD TRIPS, JESS WOULD GIVE UP

AFTER LIKE FIVE QUESTIONS, TOO, SO DON'T FEEL BAD OR ANYTHING.

ACTUALLY, THE ONLY PERSON THAT'S EVER BEAT IS BRADMAN.

-WHO'S BRADMAN?

-IS THAT YOUR FIRST QUESTION? -SURE.

-BRADMAN IS JESS' BOYFRIEND.

HE IS AWESOME.

AND HE'S PROBABLY GONNA GET DRAFTED BY THE DODGERS.

IS BRADMAN, LIKE, YOUR ROLE MODEL OR SOMETHING?

-QUESTION NUMBER TWO, CUTTING DEEP.

YOU LEARN FAST.

I WOULD SAY, YEAH,

BRADMAN IS DEFINITELY A GOOD ROLE MODEL, FOR SURE.

-DO I JUST ASK ANOTHER QUESTION?

-YOU KEEP IT COMING TILL I GIVE UP, YEAH.

-OKAY. UM...PETE.

WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?

-YOU DON'T KNOW MY LAST NAME?

-WHY WOULD I KNOW YOUR LAST NAME?

IT'S NOT LIKE WE HANG OUT

OUTSIDE OF OUR APARTMENT OR ANYTHING.

-IT'S ON MY MAILBOX.

-OH, WHAT AM I? LIKE A STALKER?

-AVERY. PETER STEPHEN AVERY, ACTUALLY.

-WELL, PETER STEPHEN AVERY,

IT'S NICE TO FORMALLY MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.

-YEAH.

-OH. -YOU TOO.

-[ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY, UM, PETER, DO YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME?

-SOPHIE POTTS, APARTMENT 209.

-OHH!

YOU'RE SORT OF CREEPY! [ CHUCKLES ]

-NO. I-I GET YOUR -- YOUR BEAD CATALOGUES.

-SURE, SURE.

-I [CHUCKLES] I DO. -OKAY.

HEY, PETER, HERE'S A GOOD ONE.

DO YOU A CRUSH ON ME?

-[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT? NO.

DO I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?

NO. -I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, FIRST YOU ASK ME TO MARRY YOU,

AND THEN YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME. -THAT DOESN'T MEAN...

I KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE'S LAST NAMES,

AND I DON'T HAVE CRUSHES ON THEM.

I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU.

-THAT'S -- THAT'S FINE. I WAS JUST WONDERING.

-WHY?

-'CAUSE I KIND OF HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU.

-OH!

-[ GASPS ] [ THUD ]

-DO YOU THINK IT'S, LIKE, A -- A TURTLE?

-I DON'T KNOW.

[ SIGHS ] JESUS. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S PART SNAKE.

POOR THING.

IT'S DISGUSTING.

[ SIGHS ]

-WE CAN'T JUST, LIKE, LEAVE IT HERE, THOUGH.

-DO YOU WANT TO BURY IT?

-[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ "DOOR AJAR" SIGNAL BEEPING ]

-AAH!

[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

I'M SORRY. OH, MY GOD.

OHH.

[ SIGHS ]

-YOU DID GOOD.

WE'LL BURY IT IN PHOENIX.

[ IGNITION CLICKING ]

[ BOTH SIGH ]

[ CLICKING CONTINUES ]

-[ SIGHS ]

-SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT!

-HEY, PETE.

YOU LEFT IT IN DRIVE.

[ CHUCKLES ] -[ Chuckling ] YEAH.

RIGHT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

RIGHT.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

SORRY I FREAKED OUT. -NO, IT'S -- IT'S FINE.

-PHEW! ALL RIGHT.

-YOU KNOW, I GOT HIT BY A CAR ONCE.

-ARE -- ARE YOU OKAY?

-YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS JUST --

UH, I WAS CARRYING THIS BOX OF, UH, PLATES ACROSS THE STREET,

AND I-I GUESS I WASN'T REALLY LOOKING WHERE I WAS GOING,

AND...

BUT, UH, THE -- THE PERSON THAT HIT ME WAS IN A CONVERTIBLE,

SO ALL THE PLATES...

YOU KNOW.

OH, SHE HAD INSURANCE, SO SHE'S FINE NOW, TOO.

-OKAY.

COOL.

-SHE WAS REALLY PRETTY.

HEY, I KNOW YOU WERE JOKING BEFORE,

BUT, UM, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WONDERING...

WOULD YOU -- WOULD YOU MARRY ME?

-I -- [ CHUCKLES ]

I MEAN, I WAS JUST...PLAYING.

-YEAH, [CHUCKLES] I KNOW.

I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE ANYBODY WOULD EVER WANT TO MARRY ME.

LIKE, I'D MARRY YOU, YOU KNOW? [ CHUCKLES ]

-REALLY? -YEAH.

YOU'RE A CATCH. -OKAY. SO, LIKE -- SO...

SO, IF RIGHT NOW I WAS LIKE, "LET'S GET MARRIED,"

YOU'D -- YOU'D SAY YES?

-YEAH. -[ CHUCKLES ]

-LET'S GET MARRIED.

-YOU'RE KIDDING.

-NO, I'M -- I'M NOT, BUT Y-YOU ARE.

-NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT.

-ME NEITHER.

-WHAT, SO IS THIS...

FOR REAL?

-I DON'T KNOW.

THINK ABOUT IT.

-I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.

[ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

-SO, WE'D SPLIT RENT. -WE CAN GET TAX BREAKS.

-THERE ARE TAX BREAKS? -YEAH, THERE MUST BE.

-THAT'S AN AMAZING CALL. -I'LL LOOK INTO IT.

-OH, I CAN BUY MILK BY THE GALLON NOW.

-HM!

I CAN GET A BUNCH OF CATS,

AND I WOULDN'T EVEN BE A PATHETIC CAT LADY.

-SOPHIE...

THIS IS, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD IDEA.

-IT'S YOUR IDEA, TOO.

-YEAH, I KNOW.

IT'S BOTH OF OUR IDEAS.

WHOA, DOES THIS MEAN THAT I'M LIKE...

THE ONE?

-WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED BEFORE.

SO, YEAH, I GUESS IT'S -- SO, YOU'RE THE ONE.

-AWESOME. [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU'RE THE ONE, TOO.

-AWW!

-HIGH FIVE.

SOFT MATTRESS OR FIRM MATTRESS?

-I SLEEP ON A FUTON MATTRESS.

-SO, FIRM. -YEAH.

-THREE, TWO, ONE...

[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]

I THINK WE SHOULD...

GET COUPLE'S STATIONARY.

-YES. -YEAH?

-UH, AND ROBES. -MONOGRAMMED, MATCHING.

-HEY, WE SHOULD SIGN A PRENUP. -TOTALLY.

MY PARENTS ALWAYS SAID, "DO WHATEVER YOU WANT,

BUT MAKE SURE YOU GET A PRENUP." -[ CHUCKLES ]

WAIT. REALLY?

-YEAH.

"PETE KEEPS HIS -- ALL OF HIS LOTS OF MONEY.

SOPHIE KEEPS HER KitchenAid."

SEEMS FAIR TO ME.

I SHOULD TAKE YOU ON A DATE.

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED,

AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DATE YET, SO...

UH, PETE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WAS? [ ICE RATTLES ]

-HOW'D IT GO?

-I HAD A LOVELY TIME.

-VERY GOOD.

OH, WAIT! -WHAT?

-I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.

[ SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS ]

HI. -HI.

CAN I TAKE THIS OFF? -YEP.

-OKAY.

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

-I GOT YOU SOMETHING. -YOU DIDN'T.

[ BAG CRINKLING ]

-I DID. [ CHUCKLES ]

I GOT ONE, TOO.

-[ GIGGLES ] -AAH.

-THEY'RE PERFECT.

-GOOD.

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

-* YES, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING FRENCH *

-IT'S, UH...

SCOOP, SCOOP, SCOOP IT. -SCOOP.

-SWIMMING.

-SWIMMING? -SWIMMING, SWIMMING, SWIMMING.

THEN SCOOP IT, SCOOP IT, SCOOP IT, SCOOP IT.

-SCOOP IT, SCOOP IT.

SWIM AND SWIM AND SWIM. SCOOP IT, SCOOP IT

[ CHUCKLES ]

-WHAT? -* BEAUTY, BITCHY, COCKY

-ALL RIGHT.

SCOOP IT, SCOOP IT, SCOOP IT, SCOOP IT.

SWIMMING, SWIMMING, SWIMMING, SWIMMING, SWIMMING, SWIMMING.

-* TAKE ME, ROCK ME, WET ME DOWN, DOWN, DOWN *

[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]

-JESS!

JE-E-E-E-E-SS!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ PANTING ]

-PETE, WHAT THE FUCK?

-[ Winded ] HI.

-[ SIGHS ]

-HEY.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

-YOU TOO.

-COME HERE.

OH! SPIN CYCLE! SPIN CYCLE! SPIN CYCLE!

SPIN CYCLE! SPIN CYCLE! -PETER, JESUS CHRIST!

-YES! [ CHUCKLES ] -UGH.

-OH, MAN.

-FUCKING ASSHOLE.

-YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT. [ LAUGHS ]

-[ SIGHS ]

[ BACKPACK ZIPPING ]

AAAH!

JESUS CHRIST!

WHY ARE YOU KEEPING A DEAD ARMADILLO BACK HERE?

-OHH.

OH, SO, THAT MUST BE ITS [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

[ SIGHS ]

DO YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS?

-OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED...

I GUESS THAT'S GOOD.

-[ SIGHS ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ THUD ]

[ ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

-[ SIGHS ]

[ MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

-I THINK WE SHOULD TELL HER.

-I DON'T KNOW, PETE. -I THINK WE SHOULD DO IT.

COME ON, WE HAVE TO EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?

-YEAH, BUT... -LET'S DO IT. LET'S TELL HER.

-TELL ME WHAT?

-IT'S NOTHING.

-BIG NEWS, JESS! -WATCH THE ROAD.

-NO. YEAH, SORRY. BIG -- BUT BIG NEWS.

-DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE EARLY?

-SHH. SOPHIE, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT, TRUST ME.

SHE'S GONNA LOVE THIS. SHE'S GONNA BE SO PUMPED.

JESS. -WATCH THE ROAD!

-YEAH, I KNOW.

-OKAY, LET'S JUST WAIT UNTIL A BETTER TIME.

-WHAT IS IT, PETE? -OKAY --

-OKAY, WATCH THE ROAD. -OKAY, WATCH THE ROAD.

-SOPHIE AND I ARE ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED.

-[ SIGHS ] -THERE IT IS!

THERE IT IS, BIG "J"!

RIGHT?

-YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

-WELL, JESS, I'M GENUINELY HURT RIGHT NOW.

-OH, COME ON.

-I'M SERIOUS. THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS.

-OKAY, I KNOW IT'S SORT OF SUDDEN.

-WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY? -UH, I DON'T KNOW.

"CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS, THAT'S REALLY -- I'M HAPPY FOR YOU."

-GUYS, LET'S JUST DROP IT. -I MEAN [CHUCKLES]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN ENGAGED?

-A WHILE, JESS.

A COUPLE HOURS. -GREAT. WOW.

CONGRATULATIONS.

-OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE BIT...CRAZY.

-YEAH.

-I MEAN, WE'RE NOT EVEN REALLY DATING.

-SORRY. WHAT? -WELL, IT WAS JUST STARTED OUT

AS A JOKE, BUT I THINK -- -HAVE YOU EVEN TOLD MOM AND DAD?

-HAVE I...

[ SCOFFS ]

NO. NOT YET.

-[ Chuckling ] OKAY. WELL...

-WELL, HE WANTED TO TELL YOU FIRST.

-YEAH, JESS, I'M SORRY.

I KIND OF THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE REALLY HAPPY FOR US.

THERE'S TAX BREAKS. -YEAH, THERE ARE.

-YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN CARE, JESS.

SOPHIE AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED,

AND IT IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

-[ LAUGHS ]

-WATCH THE ROAD! -NO!

-I AM MARRYING YOUR BROTHER SO HARD.

-YEAH, YOU ARE.

WHOO! -GOD DAMN IT, PETE!

-WATCH IT, OKAY? -I'VE -- I'VE GOT IT.

AND I HAD IT ON MY KNEE. -OKAY.

-I LIKE YOUR CHIN.

I LIKE YOUR TEETH...

YOUR EYELASHES AND HOW BLOND AND SPARSE YOUR EYELASHES ARE.

[ CHUCKLES ] AND LOOK AT THESE HANDS.

I THINK OUR HANDS ARE THE SAME SIZE.

-I'VE GOT SMALL HANDS. -YEAH.

THAT'S OKAY.

OKAY, YOUR TURN. -I DON'T...

-JUST ONE THING THAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME.

-UH... -OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU BLUSHING?

-I DON'T KNOW. -YOUR EARS ARE TURNING PINK.

EEEEEK! -NO.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

-OH, IS THIS OUR ANNIVERSARY? -OH, MY GOD. IT IS.

-YEAH.

-SO, WHAT SHOULD OUR SONG BE?

-OH, HEY, JESS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR SONG SHOULD BE?

MAYBE, LIKE, A SLOW JAM? -OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHAT IF WE JUST TURN ON THE RADIO RIGHT NOW?

WHATEVER'S PLAYING... -IS GONNA BE...

-THAT'S GONNA BE OUR SONG. -TOTALLY.

[ BUTTON CLICKS ]

[ EMERGENCY BROADCAST ALARM BLARING ]

OH.

-THIS IS A TEST OF THE...

-OH, SHIT. OH, SHIT. OH, NO.

-I'M OKAY WITH IT. -HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

-DURING EMERGENCIES IS BEING... -Pete, it's your sister.

-...OFFICIAL MESSAGES WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED THE ALERT TONE.

THIS CONCLUDES THIS TEST OF THE EMERGENCY...

-JESS.

JESS.

[ EMERGENCY BROADCAST SIGNAL BLARING ]

-JESS. -[ SNIFFLES ]

-OKAY, I'LL CALL BRADMAN. -[ SOBBING ]

-YOU CAN'T. NO.

-THIS IS A TEST OF THE... -CAN WE JUST [SNIFFLES]

TURN OFF THE FREAKING RADIO?

-OH, YEAH, SORRY.

-IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY, OFFICIAL MESSAGES

WOULD'VE FOLLOWED -- [ RADIO TURNS OFF ]

-OKAY. -[ CONTINUES CRYING ]

-HEY, JESS, WHAT'S WRONG?

-I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. -OKAY.

-UM, NO, YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. WHAT ARE YOU --

-I DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING!

-YES, YOU DO. YOU'RE CRYING. YOU'RE UPSET.

-OKAY, PETE, LEAVE HER ALONE. -WHAT?

-SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

-I-I'M JUST SAYING -- JESS, TELL US WHAT IS WRONG!

-BARD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[ WHIMPERING ]

-HE, UH...

WHAT DID YOU DO? -WHAT THE FUCK, PETE?!

-WHAT?! I JU-- BUT IT -- BRADMAN!

-JUST SHUT UP, PETE! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! SHUT UP!

[ SIGHS SHARPLY ]

-[ Voice breaking ] I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST...

WE WERE GONNA GO TO BONNAROO TOGETHER.

-[ CRYING ] -[ WHIMPERS ]

-HEY, GUYS. HEY.

HEY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

[ BOTH CONTINUE CRYING ]

[ Voice breaking ] GUYS.

OH, GOD DAMN IT.

PULL OVER. JUST PULL OVER.

[ Crying ] I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CRY.

-BONNAROO IS RUINED.

[ CARS PASSING ]

OKAY. I DELETED HIS NUMBER.

IT'S DONE.

-THANKS.

[ EMERGENCY BRAKE CLICKS ]

[ IGNITION SPUTTERING ]

-OH, THIS IS PERFECT.

[ SIGHS ]

-DID YOU LEAVE IT IN DRIVE?

-CHECK, UM -- CHECK IF -- CHECK. IS IT IN DRIVE?

-NO, I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR, YOU GUYS!

[ SLAMS MIDDLE CONSOLE ]

[ SIGHS ]

-SORRY. -SORRY.

[ SIGHS ]

-HEY, IS IT OKAY IF I WEAR THESE GLASSES?

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T ASK.

-IT'S FINE.

-THANKS.

-SO, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO CALL AAA?

-[ SIGHS ] -I CAN CALL. THAT'S FINE.

[ PLASTIC BOTTLE CLATTERING ]

-[ Chuckling ] OH! -COOL.

-YOU GUYS KNOW YOU CAN'T DO THIS, RIGHT?

-DO WHAT?

-GET MARRIED.

-HOW OLD ARE YOU? -24.

-YEAH, NO, THAT'S LEGAL, JESS.

-NO, I MEAN [SIGHS]

YOU CAN'T JUST DECIDE TO GET MARRIED.

IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

-YEAH, IT DOES. -YEAH, OF COURSE YOU CAN.

THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY DOES, JESS.

NAME ONE PERSON THAT'S MARRIED

THAT DIDN'T DECIDE TO GET MARRIED.

-ARRANGED MARRIAGES. -NO, IT'S LIKE...

-[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING IS BASICALLY AN INSULT

TO THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF MARRIAGE.

-YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE GETTING UPSET.

-[ CHUCKLES ] I'M NOT GETTING UPSET.

I JUST WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS INSANE.

WOW, YEAH, YOU'RE, LIKE,

DEFINITELY GETTING UPSET RIGHT NOW.

-I'M NOT! -PLEASE DON'T CRY AGAIN,

'CAUSE THAT WAS REALLY ROUGH ON ME EARLIER.

-SHH! PETE. IF YOUR SISTER WANTS TO CRY, YOU GOT TO LET HER CRY.

-I'M NOT GONNA CRY. -OKAY, BUT IF YOU WANT TO,

YOU CAN CRY. -I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

-OKAY. -WELL, THEN COME DOWN HERE

AND PLAY BOTTLE WARS WITH US. IT'S SOOTHING.

-I WOULD, BUT YOU GUYS ARE JUST TOO GOOD AT IT.

[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]

-Y'ALL NEED SOME HELP? -OH.

NO, MAN, WE'RE GOOD. WE GOT A MECHANIC COMING.

-HM.

HM. [ METAL CLINKING ]

OH, YEAH, THIS IS -- THIS IS NO PROBLEM.

LOOK, I'LL HAVE YOU GUYS UP AND RUNNING BY, UH -- BY MORNING.

-MORNING? -OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

LOOK [CHUCKLES] YOU GUYS MUST'VE HIT SOMETHING,

'CAUSE THERE'S ALL KINDS OF LIKE GRISTLE, LIKE, CAUGHT IN THERE,

[Chuckling] AND THE OIL PAN'S LIKE...

ANYWAY, I'LL -- I'LL FIGURE IT OUT, SO -- OHP.

UH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.

UM...

I'LL WAIT HERE FOR THE TOW TRUCK,

AND I'LL GET SOMEBODY TO DRIVE YOU GUYS OUT TO THE MOTEL.

-MOTEL. [ CHUCKLES ]

-OKAY!

THANKS.

-YEAH, UH, NO PROBLEM.

I'LL, UH -- I'LL JUST CALL THE SHOP, SO...

He said a motel?

-MOM?

HI.

-I GOT Y'ALL A PIZZA. PEPPERONI.

YUM.

-LUCKY NUMBER 208.

-[ SIGHS ] -HEY, IT MIGHT BE FUN, RIGHT?

-OH, I DON'T WANT TO BLOW YOUR GUYS' MINDS OR ANYTHING...

BUT THERE'S A FREE BREAKFAST BUFFET.

[ FOLK MUSIC PLAYS ]

-GREAT. -HUH?

-[ LAUGHING ]

[ WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH ]

WAH! [ LAUGHS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

-OHH. -[ SQUEALS ]

-WHEE!

AAH! AAH!

-AM I DOING IT? -PLEASE KICK HARDER. OH, GOD.

-CAN YOU LIFT YOUR ARMS?

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ MICROWAVE WHIRRING ]

-HEY! AAH!

-[ SQUEALS ]

AAH!

[ CRACKLING ]

-MY GIRLS! [ CHUCKLES ]

[ MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ SPITS ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

-YOU KNOW, I LIVED IN A MOTEL ONCE.

I MEAN, NOT IN A ROOM -- IN THE BASEMENT.

BUT IT WAS NICE.

THE DRYERS WERE DOWN THERE, SO IT WAS WARM.

BUT THAT WAS ONLY FOR LIKE A YEAR.

-COOL.

-HEY.

HEY, GIRL, HEY.

BRAD'S AN IDIOT.

-NO, HE'S ACTUALLY REALLY SMART.

-REALLY?

HUH.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

RIGHT, YOU PROBABLY DO NOT WANT ME GIVING YOU ADVICE.

-SORRY. NO, I -- [ CHUCKLES ]

I COULD ACTUALLY HANDLE SOME ADVICE.

-OKAY, WELL, BEFORE PETE AND I GOT ENGAGED...

-YOU MEAN...

BEFORE THIS MORNING?

-YEAH. BEFORE THIS MORNING.

YEAH, I JUST USED TO THINK THAT ALL GUYS WERE JUST...

[ SIGHS ]

-[ Singsong voice] WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?

-YOU WERE HAPPY WITH BRAD, RIGHT?

-I GUESS SO, YEAH.

-OKAY, BUT WERE YOU HAPPY BECAUSE OF BRAD,

OR BECAUSE YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WERE HAPPY?

I'M SORRY. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.

I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS SORT OF STUFF.

-NO, NO, IT'S -- IT'S FINE.

-OKAY, SO, THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH YOU AND BRAD.

YOU NEED TO FIND SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY,

AND THEN JUST GO FOR IT.

YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO CHASE IT LIKE A LEOPARD, RIGHT?

AND, YOU KNOW, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.

FUCK WHAT THEY THINK.

YOU ARE AN ADULT WITH REALLY PRETTY SKIN

AND A FANTASTIC BODY IMAGE, AS EVIDENCED BY THESE...

WONDERFULLY EXOTIC AND BOLD CHOICE OF BATHING SUITS.

-THANKS. -DICK-BAGS LIKE BRAD

ARE JUST GONNA BRING YOU DOWN, SO YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK BRAD.

FUCK -- FUCK HIM.

AND DON'T -- DON'T FUCK HIM, DON'T GO BACK TO HIM,

BUT FUCK WHAT HE THINKS.

YOU KNOW, PRETTY SOON, YOU'RE GONNA NOT EVEN KNOW WHO BRAD IS.

YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT BRAD.

YOU'RE GONNA BE LIVING YOUR LIFE AND BEING LIKE, "OH, BRAD WHO?"

AND THEN PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE LIKE,

"HEY, JESS, WHERE'D BRAD GO?" AND YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE,

"I DON'T KNOW WHO'S BRAD. AND BRAD? OH, MY GOD.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA BE LIKE?"

-[ CHUCKLES ] SOPHIE. -YEAH?

-COULD YOU JUST STOP SAYING BRAD?

-YES. THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE. THAT'S THE FIRST STEP.

TRUST ME.

JESSICA STEPHEN AVERY... -THAT'S PETE'S MIDDLE NAME.

-...WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WANT --

ONE THING THAT YOU WANT RIGHT NOW

MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD?

-I JUST WANT TO BE DRUNK.

-GIRL, YOU ARE ALREADY ON YOUR WAY.

PETE!

PETER!

-WHAT?

-HEY, COME ON, LET'S GO.

WE'RE GETTING YOUR SISTER TRASHED.

-WHOO!

-YEAH! -OKAY.

I'LL RINSE OFF AND OVER. -OKAY.

[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

* I WANT TO PLAY NO MORE

* I WANT TO PLAY NO MORE

* SOMEONE'S STABBED YOU IN THE BACK WITH A FORK *

* THEN YOU REALIZE IT'S SO, OH, OH, OH *

[ VOCALIZING MELODY ]

[ GUITAR SOLO ]

* I HOPE YOU FORGET

* ALL THOSE MISERABLE THINGS I SAID *

* AND I HOPE THAT YOU FORGET

* ALL THOSE MISERABLE THINGS I SAID *

* 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

* AND I'M NOT SCARED ANYMORE

* SOMEONE'S STABBED YOU IN THE BACK WITH A FORK *

* THEN YOU REALIZE IT'S SO, OH

-[ Chuckling ] OH, MY GOD. IT IS LOUD IN THERE.

-DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT GUY WAS HITTING ON ME!

-WHAT? NO WAY. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

-CLEARLY! AND YOU'RE ALL LIKE, "[Mockingly] HI, HOW ARE YOU?"

[ Normal voice ] YOU GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR ME, MAN!

[ SCOFFS ] YOU'RE MY -- -FIANCé.

I GOT THIS.

-OH, PETE.

[ DOOR OPENS ] HEY, PETE. WAIT.

-[ GROANS ]

-YOU WANT SOME ICE?

-NO. NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.

-[ SIGHS ] LET'S JUST GO.

-WHAT? NO. HEY, WE'RE HAVING FUN.

THIS IS FUN. JESS.

-I'M HAVING FUN.

-SEE?

-GUYS, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. LET'S JUST GO.

-YEAH, OKAY. -OKAY.

-QUITTER. -SHUT UP.

-FUCKING MAKE ME. -GOD DAMN IT, JESS.

FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M READY. LET'S GO.

-OKAY.

-YOU GUYS CAN GO, BUT I'M STAYING.

-[ CHUCKLES ] NOPE, NOPE. WE'RE ALL GOING TOGETHER.

-NOPE, NOPE, I'M STAYING.

-QUIT BEING SUCH A WHINER, JESS.

BRADMAN BROKE UP WITH YOU. WAH! BIG FREAKIN' WHOOP!

-OH, PETE. -PETE, THAT IS MAJORLY RUDE.

-YEAH, MAJORLY. -[ SIGHS ]

LOOK, JUST --

AAH! YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT, OKAY?

-FINE. I WILL. -GREAT.

-GREAT. COOL.

YOU GUYS BETTER NOT BE HAVING SEX WHEN I GET BACK.

[ WATER RUNS, STOPS ]

-[ CHUCKLES ] DUDE, IT'S WEIRD.

THEY GAVE US THESE LITTLE TRAVEL TOOTHPASTES

BUT NO LITTLE TOOTHBRUSHES.

-[ Chuckling ] OH, THAT'S CRAZY.

-I GUESS I'LL JUST USE MY FINGER.

-[ SIGHS ] [ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ WATER RUNNING ] -[ SPITS ]

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

[ EXHALES SHALLOWLY ]

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

[ DOOR OPENS ]

-HEY. -HEY.

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

-NOPE. [ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

-[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

-I'M NAKED.

I...

I'M SORRY.

I'M GONNA PUT MY -- MY BOXERS BACK ON,

BUT I JUST... WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS -- -NO, NO.

[ CHUCKLES ] HEY, HEY. -SORRY.

-OOP. UM, HOW ABOUT I JUST MEET YOU IN THE MIDDLE?

-OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

UM, I'M KIND OF NERVOUS.

-IT'S OKAY.

I WAS THINKING THAT WE CAN WAIT TILL MARRIAGE ANYWAY.

-[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH.

-I'M NERVOUS, TOO.

-YEAH?

-YEAH.

[ MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]

DO YOU MIND?

-OH, NO.

YOU'RE...INVITED.

-[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

-ARE YOU -- ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?

-YEAH.

-COOL.

[ LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

-[ INHALES SHARPLY ] HEY. COME BACK.

[ Ringing ] -Hey, guys, it's Jessica.

If you're hearing this, you're not with me, so that sucks.

-Babe, check this out.

-Anyways, leave a message, and I'll try to call you back.

[ Beep ]

-JESS, IT'S ME. WHERE ARE YOU?

CALL ME BACK. BYE.

UH, IT'S ME, PETE. I'M -- I'M IN THE ROOM.

ACTUALLY, I'M OUTSIDE.

NOW I'M -- I'M BACK IN THE ROOM NOW.

UH, I'M SORRY. OKAY, CALL ME BACK. BYE.

[ THUD ]

OHH! -WHAT?

OH, YOUR SISTER'S SUPER TIDY.

-[ GROANS ]

[ BLOWING ]

-OH. OKAY.

[ SIGHS ]

-HER PHONE'S OFF. HER PHONE'S OFF, WHICH IS TYPICAL JESS.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S, LIKE, SO STANDARD.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE DOES.

-SHE -- HER PHONE PROBABLY JUST DIED, AND SHE JUST LOST HER KEY

AND COULDN'T GET INTO THE ROOM. -MM -- MNH-MNH.

SHE WOULD'VE KNOCKED. SHE WOULD'VE KNOCKED.

-HEY, HEY. PETE, I'M SURE NOTHING HAPPENED.

-SHE PROBABLY JUST WENT HOME WITH SOMEONE.

-NO. WHAT?

NO! SHE -- THAT'S NOT --

SHE WOULDN'T -- SHE DOESN'T...

WHAT IF SHE WAS MURDERED? -NO. [ CHUCKLES ]

-WE SHOULD TURN ON THE NEWS.

[ EMERGENCY BROADCAST SIGNAL BLARING ]

-THIS IS A TEST OF THE BROADCAST STATIONS...

-OUR SONG. [ CHUCKLES ]

-[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU SAID BY MORNING.

-[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, WE RAN INTO A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS.

-DUDE, YOU SAID "NO PROBLEM" LIKE FIVE TIMES!

-TOTALLY MY BAD. UH...

TOMORROW MORNING DEFINITELY, AND I THINK, UH,

I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT I HAVE THIS ONE FIGURED OUT, SO, YEAH.

OH, BY THE WAY, I, UH -- I BORROWED THAT.

UH, REALLY GOOD MOVIE.

-ARE YOU SURE SHE DID NOT COME BY?

-YES.

-[ SIGHS ] [ MUFFLED SCREAM ]

HEY. HEY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

WE'RE GONNA FIND HER. -[ SIGHS ]

-OKAY?

HEY.

-NO. -OKAY?

[ SIGHS ]

-[ SIGHS ]

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

* YES, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING FRENCH *

* KISSING DANNY, KISSING JACK

* KISSING JOHNNY, KISSING MIKE

[ WOMAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

JUST STOP!

JUST QUIT IT!

IF YOU WANT TO HELP, THEN HELP, BUT YOU'RE NOT.

WE HAVE TO FIND JESS, OKAY?

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

-HEY, MAYBE SHE WENT HOME WITH SOMEONE FROM THE BAR.

I HATE THIS BAR.

-HEY, TIMMY!

-OH, GREAT.

-HOW'S YOUR MOM?

-HE USED TO BE TO BE MY STEPDAD.

I'M JUST GONNA HANG OUT BACK HERE BY THE CAR.

-OKAY. BYE, TIMMY.

-HI. WE WERE HERE LAST NIGHT. -INSIDE OF THE BAR.

-AND WE LOST OUR FRIEND THAT WE WERE WITH.

-MY SISTER, ACTUALLY. SHE NEVER CAME HOME.

-MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN HER?

-SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, BUT SHE'S SHORTER AND A GIRL,

SO I GUESS, IN THAT SENSE, SHE LOOKS KIND OF LIKE HER.

-SO LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN HIM AND ME.

-BUT MORE BLONDE. -RIGHT.

-SHE -- SHE HIGHLIGHTS.

-I SEE A LOT OF BLONDES -- NATURAL BLONDES, TOO.

-OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.

[ SIGHS ]

HER.

-OH, OKAY. I REMEMBER HER.

-[ CLAPS ] YES!

-YEAH, SHE WENT HOME WITH SOMEONE.

-YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR, MAN! -OKAY, PETE, SLOW DOWN.

SLOW DOWN. IT'S OKAY, REALLY.

-I'M SORRY. I KNOW. -OKAY, SHE'LL PROBABLY CALL.

WE'LL JUST HANG AROUND AND WAIT. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

-NO, I THINK MAYBE YOU'RE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE.

SO, IF YOU COULD JUST LOOK AT...

JUST LOOK. UH, SHE'S NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL.

-OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S GO BACK TO THAT FROSTY SHOP THAT WE SAW ON THE WAY IN.

-NO. IT WAS DEFINITELY HER.

SHE LEFT, LIKE, IN A BIG VAN WITH -- WITH A MAN.

6'2", BEARD DOWN TO HERE.

-UNGH! -PETE!

PETE! HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO CALL IF YOU BREAK YOUR PHONE?

[ SIGHS ]

-IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT WE SHOULD KNOW?

-HE WORE A NECKLACE....

MADE OF ANIMAL BONES.

-OKAY, YEAH, WE NEED TO FIND YOUR SISTER.

-[ SIGHS ]

-HEY, TIMMY! TELL YOUR MOM I'LL CALL HER!

-SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, MAN!

GOD!

-OW!

-DID I BREAK IT?

[ SLOW WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS]

-[ SIGHS ]

HEY.

-HEY.

-[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] HOW'S THE TEA?

-NOT VERY GOOD. -[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M DRINKING THE COFFEE.

[ SLURPS ]

-SO, YOU LIVE OUT HERE?

-UH, I LIVE WHERE I WANT.

I'M A WANDERER.

-MUST BE NICE.

-IT IS WHAT IT IS.

WE'RE ALL WANDERERS IN OUR OWN WAY.

YOU'RE GOING TO L.A.?

-[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. COULD YOU TELL?

-UH, NO, YOU JUST SAID IT LIKE 300 TIMES LAST NIGHT.

-[ CHUCKLES ]

SORRY. SOMETIMES I JUST...

I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT ME

JUST BY LOOKING AT ME, YOU KNOW?

-I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT YOU THIS WHOLE TIME,

AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.

YOU, UM...

YOU STILL NEED A RIDE?

-YOU GOING TO CALIFORNIA?

-I'M A WANDERER.

-RIGHT.

-DO YOU FEEL LIKE, UM...

DO YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING...

SOMETHING BROUGHT US TOGETHER?

SOMETHING...

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING BIGGER THAN US?

-YEAH.

TANQUERAY.

-WE ALL GOT DIFFERENT NAMES FOR IT.

[ MELLOW ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ]

-SO, BEARD AND A NECKLACE.

YEAH, I KNOW WHERE THAT GUY LIVES.

[ SLOW WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]

-[ SIGHS ]

-OW! -WHOO!

-WHOA!

-6'2" WITH A BEARD DOWN TO HERE

AND A NECKLACE MADE OF...

ANIMAL BONES.

-OH.

I THINK YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR CHUCK.

-YEAH.

-OKAY, UH, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.

-WE'RE -- WE'RE LOOKING FOR HIS SISTER.

-YEAH, SHE'S BLONDE, KIND OF HOT.

-OH, YEAH.

-YOU SAW HER?

-UH, YEAH, WE, UH -- WE HEARD HER.

LOUD.

-DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WENT?

-WHERE?

NO.

WE DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE.

MAYBE THE HIGHWAY?

WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY WENT?

-YEAH. COULD'VE BEEN -- COULD'VE BEEN THE HIGHWAY.

-YEAH, I THINK THE HIGHWAY'S A PRETTY GOOD PLACE TO START.

-OR MAYBE THE FROSTY SHOP, ACTUALLY.

-NO. REMEMBER? THE FROSTY SHOP'S STILL CLOSED.

-OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

PROSTITUTION THING.

-MAYBE...HOME DEPOT.

OR MAYBE JUST THE HIGHWAY.

-OKAY, SO, YOU THINK THEY WENT MAYBE THAT DIRECTION?

-[ Hesitantly ] YEAH. -OKAY, GREAT.

-GREAT.

-REALLY APPRECIATE IT, GUYS. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[ WATER SPLASHES ]

-YOU'RE WELCOME.

KIND OF NICE.

-YEAH. I LIKE THEM.

[ WESTERN-STYLE ROCK PLAYS ]

-* DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT

* WATCHIN' THE WORLD IN HINDSIGHT? *

* FIERY WAKE YOU WANT TO LEAVE BEHIND *

* LET'S LEAVE THIS TOWN, WE GOT TO GO *

* IF YOU WANT TO RIDE ON THE RODEO-OH-OH *

-SO, UH...

WHERE'D Y'ALL MEET?

INTERNET?

-[ SIGHS ] WHAT'S YOUR SISTER'S NUMBER?

I'LL CALL IT FROM MY PHONE.

OH, YEAH. SURE, UH,

1-800-I-DON'T-KNOW-IT.

-[ CHUCKLES ] YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR SISTER'S NUMBER?

-NO. I'M SORRY, SOPHIE.

I'M SORRY FOR BEING SUCH AN IDIOT.

-WHERE ARE WE EVEN GOING, GUYS?

WHAT, ARE WE JUST GONNA DRIVE AROUND FOREVER HERE?

COOL. GREAT. THIS IS EFFECTIVE.

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

HELLO?

YEAH, THIS IS HER.

OH.

WHICH ONE IS THIS?

OH! UM...

OKAY. YEAH, I GOT THAT.

YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. I CAN DO THAT.

I'LL BE -- I'LL BE THERE.

THANK YOU. [ Chuckling ] I APPRECIATE IT.

UM...ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU THEN. BYE.

I, UH, BOOKED THE COMMERCIAL.

-THE HOT-DOG THING?

-YEAH, IT SHOOTS TOMORROW. -WOW. OKAY.

UM...WE'LL -- WE'LL FIND JESS.

THE CAR WILL BE READY TOMORROW MORNING.

WE'LL LEAVE REALLY EARLY.

I CAN RUN LINES WITH YOU IN THE CAR ON THE WAY BACK.

OR ARE THERE LINES, OR IS IT JUST THE -- LIKE, THE EATING?

-NO, I -- I THINK I SHOULD GO HOME.

I NEED TO GO HOME.

LIKE NOW.

-HEY. CONGRATULATIONS.

-I MEAN, GUYS, WE COULD DRIVE AROUND ALL DAY AND NIGHT

LOOKING FOR HER AND NOT FIND HER.

I REALLY -- I REALLY NEED TO GO.

-OKAY, SO, WE JUST GIVE UP?

-YEAH, I'M SORRY. I WILL TAKE A BUS.

-I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST SOME STUPID, LOCAL COMMERCIAL.

-YEAH, IT IS -- IT'S JUST A STUPID, LOCAL COMMERCIAL

THAT I NEED TO PAY MY RENT.

-MY SISTER COULD BE DEAD, YOU KNOW.

-OH, PETE, SHE'S NOT DEAD.

SHE WENT HOME WITH SOMEBODY FROM A BAR.

IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO.

-THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.

-[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

THEN I SHOULD KNOW.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW WHY SHE HASN'T CALLED.

SHE HASN'T CALLED BECAUSE SHE IS WITH SOME WEIRD, TALL GUY,

AND THEY ARE BUSY, PROBABLY, FUCKING.

HE'S FUCKING HER.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE MIGHT BE MORE THAN ONE GUY.

THERE MIGHT BE MULTIPLE GUYS

AND THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF DICKS UP IN HER MOUTH,

JUST FUCKING HER MOUTH, AND THEN THERE ARE DICKS

JUST ALL UP IN HER ASS, JUST FUCKING...

JUST FUCKING HER ASS.

-SHE'S YOUR FAMILY, TOO, SOPHIE.

NO, PETE, SHE'S NOT.

-WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY YET.

-PETE, IT'S A JOKE.

-THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW

IN SOME GROUP, GANG-BANG SEX PARTY.

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

-NO, YOU AND I ARE A JOKE.

US.

WE'RE NOT FIANCéS.

WE WERE NEVER GONNA BE SOME HAPPY MARRIED COUPLE, OKAY?

IT'S JUST A STUPID IDEA.

WE'RE NEIGHBORS.

I USE YOUR WI-FI.

-YOU CAN PULL OVER WHEREVER, MAN. WE'RE GOOD.

[ MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]

-[ SIGHS ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

-WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

-HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR BROTHER?

-HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO SOPHIE?

-YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND ALL DAY.

-YOU COULD'VE -- YOU COULD'VE CALLED.

YOU COULD'VE PICKED UP THE PHONE. YOU COULD'VE CALLED.

-PETE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

-I COULD ONLY ASSUME AT SOME POINT! WHAT ELSE...

-AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?! -SERIOUSLY.

HE -- HE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE CRAIG.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM. -YEAH, I THINK YOU SHOULD.

-I THINK I WILL. -[ SCOFFS ]

-I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT THIS... jerk is all about.

-LOOK, JESS. I GET IT, OKAY?

I MEAN, I PERSONALLY HAVE HITCHHIKED

ACROSS SEVERAL STATES, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

DID YOU EVEN STOP FOR ONE SECOND

TO THINK ABOUT HOW IRRESPONSIBLE THIS WAS?

-NO. WHAT -- [ SCOFFS ]

WHAT, AM I GONNA THROUGH EVERY DECISION LIKE, "HMM, I WONDER

WHAT THIS MEANS FOR MY BROTHER AND HIS FAKE GIRLFRIEND"?

-YES. YES, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING.

YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON

IN THIS WORLD THAT COUNTS.

-YOU TOLD ME TO HAVE FUN.

-I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO GO RUN OFF AND DISAPPEAR WITH SOME MAN

THAT HAS ANIMAL BONES AROUND HIS NECK.

-THEY'RE PUKA SHELLS! JESUS CHRIST!

-THAT IS...

-I MAKE SOME NECKLACES AND SOME, UH, TURQUOISE JEWELRY.

-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I WAS FREAKING OUT EARLIER,

'CAUSE YOU ARE...

YOU'RE COOL, MAN. YOU'RE GREAT.

-YOU'RE COOL.

-OH, WHAT, AND YOU TWO ARE SUCH MATURE ADULTS?

-YES...YES! AND COMPARED TO YOU, YES!

-YOU KNOW WHAT? PERFECT. THIS IS GREAT.

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR YOU.

-[ SCOFFS ] WHY ARE YOU WEARING TURQUOISE BRACELETS?

-SHH! NO, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

-[ MURMURS ]

-PETE, SOPHIE... -WHAT?

-...I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

CHUCK, HERE, HAPPENS TO BE AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

-CONGRATS, MAN. VERY COOL.

-I OFFICIATED AT MY FRIEND BLESLIE'S CEREMONY

AT LAKE HAVASU.

-SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY GUYS?

YOU WANTED TO GET MARRIED.

-OH [CHUCKLES] UH...

-OH. YEAH I DON'T...

-IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.

-WE WOULD LOVE TO,

BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE GETTING BACK TO L.A.

-YEAH, I THINK IT'S JUST BAD TIMING TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.

-AND THEN, ASIDE FROM THE TIMING,

I MEAN, THERE'S, YOU KNOW, ALSO THE THINGS.

-IT'S MOSTLY BAD TIMING. -REALLY, PETE?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

-YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

HERE'S WHAT I SEE.

I SEE TWO KIDS WHO ARE SCARED.

THEY'RE IN LOVE, BUT THEY'RE SCARED.

OF WHAT?

OF EACH OTHER.

OF THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER --

YOUR BEAUTIFUL LOVE FOR EACH OTHER.

[ SLOW WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]

NOW, LISTEN, YOU TWO.

THIS IS A TOUGH WORLD, BUT YOU'VE FOUND SOMETHING HERE.

YOU CAN CHOOSE TO IGNORE IT AND GO HOME,

OR YOU CAN CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER

IN THIS LIFE,

MAYBE EVEN THE NEXT.

-SO, YOU GONNA CHASE IT LIKE A LEOPARD?

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

-HEY, GUYS.

WHAT'S HAPPENING? HEY.

-WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

-[ Chuckling ] RIGHT NOW? -RIGHT NOW.

-RIGHT FUCKING NOW. -NO.

TOMORROW.

TOMORROW MORNING.

TONIGHT IS THE WEDDING FEAST.

-WHAT ABOUT THE HOT DOGS?

-I DON'T NEED THOSE DICK-BAGS.

-[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ] COOL.

COOL! [ CHUCKLES ]

[ TRIBAL DRUMS AND PIPE PLAYING ]

-HEY, MAN, UH, GOT YOU A WEDDING PRESENT.

I FIXED YOUR CAR.

-THANKS, MAN. -DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY.

YOU CAN JUST, UH, GET ME A CHECK OR WHATEVER TOMORROW.

-[ SCREECHES ]

-YEAH, UH, MY MOM'S BRINGING IT BY LATER.

YOU KNOW HOW MOM'S ARE.

-FOR SURE. -YEAH.

HOT DOG?

-I'M OKAY. -COOL.

-[ SIGHS ] SO, THERE'S THIS ONE.

I WORE IT TO THE SPRING SEMI-FORMAL.

AND THERE'S THAT ONE. -WHOOP.

-UM... -JUST LOOK AT THAT ONE.

-YEAH, I GUESS ANY DRESS IS FINE, THEN,

AS LONG AS I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. [ CHUCKLES ]

-SOPHIE, THIS IS -- THIS IS MARC BY MARC JACOBS.

SO... -NO, THE DRESS IS NICE.

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH, I -- MAYBE I SHOULD TRY AND BE HOT FOR ONCE.

-YOU'RE GONNA LOOK GREAT.

I'M SERIOUS.

[ TRIBAL MUSIC CONTINUES ]

SORRY FOR MAKING YOU GUYS DRIVE AROUND ALL DAY.

I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE JUST CALLED.

-IT'S FINE.

I WASN'T REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

I MEAN, I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, BUT I WAS 19 ONCE, TOO.

-I'M 21.

I HAD FUN, THOUGH.

BUT THEN IT GOT KIND OF WEIRD.

-YEAH, THAT'S THE THING.

[ SIGHS ]

IT ALWAYS GETS WEIRD.

-IT'S SO FUNNY. PETE'S IN LOVE.

-[ CHUCKLES ]

-YEAH.

I GUESS HE IS. -MM-HMM.

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

-WELL, THE DRESSES...

-YEAH. HMM.

[ TRIBAL MUSIC CONTINUES ]

-AND BESTOW UPON HIM THE BLESSING OF FRUITFUL LOINS.

-[ COUGHS ]

[ HORN BLOWS ]

-OH, THIS ONE'S PRETTY GREAT.

RIGHT?

SOPHIE.

SOPHIE, THIS IS IT.

THIS IS -- THIS IS TOTALLY YOUR WEDDING DRESS.

I MEAN, OKAY, I... KNOW IT'S KIND OF SHORT,

BUT TRY IT ON. I THINK THAT YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE IT.

-[ STAMMERS, CHUCKLES ]

THANKS. -SURE.

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ ALL HOWLING ]

HI, GUYS. -JESS.

HEY, COME HERE. -OKAY.

-HERE, PUT ON THIS HEAD LAMP. -ALL RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ]

-IT'S COOL, RIGHT?

[ PIPE PLAYING ]

SO, YOUR GUY IS...COOL.

-YEAH.

-HE TAUGHT ME A LOT ABOUT EAGLES.

-[ CHUCKLES ] REALLY?

-WHICH WAS PRETTY COOL.

-YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT A -- A THING, RIGHT?

-I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

I KNOW YOU'RE STILL... UPSET ABOUT BRAD.

-I'M NOT UPSET ABOUT BRAD ANYMORE.

I MEAN, I -- I AM, BUT NOT REALLY, YOU KNOW?

-YEAH. [ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

-[ CHUCKLES ] I HONESTLY NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D GET MARRIED.

-REALLY?

-YEAH. I MEAN, I NEVER REALLY GAVE IT TOO MUCH THOUGHT, BUT...

I GUESS I NEVER PICTURED IT HAPPENING.

-I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I NEVER PICTURED IT HAPPENING LIKE THIS.

-IT MAKES SENSE, THOUGH. I MEAN, AND SOPHIE...

I LIKE HER.

-[ CHUCKLES ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

HEY, I WANTED TO ASK IF YOU WOULD, UH...

BE MY BEST MAN.

-YEAH. YEAH. UM... YEAH, OF COURSE.

-YES! -[ CHUCKLES ] HERE, UM...

NOW YOU HAVE A RING.

-ACTUALLY, JESS, I, UH...

-JESUS CHRIST.

-FUMBLE IT AROUND. -WOW.

-YEAH? -GOOD WORK, PETEY.

-IT'S GOOD? -YEAH.

-YEAH. [ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

-PILLSBURY! -OH!

NO! YOU ARE DONE! -AAH!

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!

AAH!

[ CHUCKLES ]

-HI. -SOPHIE. [ CHUCKLES ]

OH, GUESS WHAT.

-WHAT?

-JESS IS GONNA BE MY BEST MAN.

-HA! -OH!

[ CHUCKLES ]

-[ SIGHS ]

HEY.

-HEY.

-DON'T WORRY. JESS CAN BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR, TOO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS IS REALLY A GOOD DECISION?

-YOU KIDDING? [ CHUCKLES ]

THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST DECISION.

-[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]

-OKAY, YEAH. I KNOW IT...

SEEMS A LITTLE CRAZY.

-YEAH.

-BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT, YOU KNOW?

SOPHIE. [ CHUCKLES ]

COME ON. IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

-YEAH.

WE ALWAYS HAVE A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.

-YEAH, WE DO.

-IT'S JUST...

DO YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS BECAUSE IT'S FUN?

[ SCOFFS ] I MEAN, DO WE SERIOUSLY THINK

THAT THIS IS GOING TO LAST...

YOU KNOW, FOREVER?

-IF WE GET MARRIED, IT WILL, YEAH.

SOPHIE, IT...

IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. I PROMISE YOU.

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT, SERIOUSLY.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ BOTH ROARING ]

[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

HONK, HONK. [ CHUCKLES ]

AND...

DON'T WORRY ABOUT EARLIER.

WE WERE BOTH UPSET.

YOU JUST -- YOU NEED A LITTLE REST.

I'LL EVEN SLEEP IN THE JEEP TONIGHT, GIVE YOU SOME SPACE.

-OKAY.

-I'LL MISS YOU. [ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

BUT I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

-YEAH, SEE YOU THEN.

-ALL RIGHT.

-[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

-HEY, BY THE WAY, THAT DRESS LOOKS "F"-ING SEXY.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE LIGHTLY ]

-THANKS.

OKAY. BYE.

-GOODNIGHT, BEAUTIFUL.

[ WIND BLOWING ]

[ TRUNK OPENS ]

-[ SIGHS ]

[ WISTFUL BALLAD PLAYS ]

-[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ LID CRACKS OPEN ]

[ SIGHS ]

-NOW CAN WE GO?

-NO.

I'M AN IDIOT.

I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME.

WHO ELSE WOULD DO THAT BUT A COMPLETE IDIOT?

I'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF

JUST HOOKING UP WITH SOME DUDE AT A BAR.

-UH...HEY, PETE.

YEAH, SORRY, BUT, UH...

WE'RE GONNA -- WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA TAKE OFF.

BUT, UM...

STAY STRONG, MY BROTHER.

Stay strong, Jessica.

[ SMOOCHES ]

COME ON, BLESLIE.

-HEY, MAN, UH, ABOUT THAT CHECK...

-OH, YEAH.

-OH, NO. FORGET ABOUT IT.

SERIOUSLY, IT'S ON THE HOUSE.

AND, UH, THANKS FOR LETTING ME HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS.

IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.

SO... -OH.

YEAH, MAN. OF COURSE.

-YEAH.

-MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD JUST DATE. [ CHUCKLES ]

JUST KIDDING. JUST KIDDING. OKAY. SEE YOU, DUDES.

-[ SIGHS ]

SORRY YOU GOT DUMPED AGAIN. [ DISC SNAPS ]

YOU CAN GO AFTER HIM IF YOU WANT.

[ DISC CLATTERING ]

I'LL BE FINE.

ME AND SOPHIE, WE JUST...

WE WEREN'T MEANT TO BE, YOU KNOW?

-GOD DAMN IT. GOD DAMN IT, PETE!

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT GUY.

I DON'T THINK THAT I EVEN GAVE A SHIT ABOUT BRAD.

BUT I DO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU, AND YOU'RE NOT FINE,

BECAUSE SOPHIE FUCKING LEFT YOU!

-GEE, THANKS, JESS. I ALMOST COMPLETELY FORGOT.

-YOU'VE GOT TO -- YOU'VE GOT TO FUCKING TRY, PETE!

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]

JESS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JESS?

-I'M DRIVING HOME. YOU CAN STAY UP THERE IF YOU WANT.

-NO, YOU'RE NOT. DON'T START THE CAR.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

HEY, TURN THE CAR OFF. DO NOT PUT THAT CAR IN DRI--

NO! NO! NO!

* YES, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING FRENCH *

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]

[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]

-YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT, PETE.

YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH.

IT'S COMPLETELY OVER UNLESS YOU TRY TO FIX IT.

-FIX WHAT, JESS?

YOU CAN'T JUST CHOOSE SOMEONE. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

OH, WHAT? YOU CAN?

I CHOOSE THAT ROCK.

I CHOOSE THIS CAR, JESS. I'M GONNA MARRY THIS CAR.

WE'RE IN LOVE. WE'RE GONNA LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

-DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MARRY THE CAR?

-NO.

IT ACTUALLY BREAKS DOWN A LOT.

-DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MARRY SOPHIE?

-[ SIGHS ]

GET IN THE CAR. -RIGHT AWAY.

-THEY'RE -- I MEAN, THEY'RE OKAY.

THEY'RE WORKABLE.

-[ Hesitantly ] YEAH.

I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

-HEY, TERRY, CAN I COME SHOW YOU SOMETHING?

-YEAH, SURE.

OH, WOW! THESE ARE GREAT!

-YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT.

-I DO.

LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CAR HORN HONKING ]

[ HONKING CONTINUES ]

-OOH! -OH, THAT WAS A GREAT ONE.

ONE MORE.

-MMM! [ CHUCKLES ] -I LOVE IT.

TRY A LITTLE BIT MORE CHEWING. -YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

-[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

-MMM! [ CHUCKLES ]

SOPHIE.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ RING CLATTERS ]

DON'T MARRY ME.

IF -- IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, I DON'T WANT TO, EITHER.

I'M SORRY I JUST DIDN'T SAY THIS FROM THE START,

BUT...

I-I REALLY LIKE YOU.

I'VE LIKED YOU SINCE THE MINUTE THAT I MET YOU.

AND NOW WHAT'S...

[SIGHS] REALLY WEIRD IS,

I THINK...

I LOVE YOU.

-KEEP EATING IT.

-I JUST WANT TO BE AROUND YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS EASIER TO...

PROPOSE THAN TO JUST...

ANYWAY, UM...

I'M REALLY SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING.

I'M REALLY... [ CLEARS THROAT ]

I'M REALLY SORRY.

BUT I NEEDED TO TELL YOU THAT.

IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T...

LIKE ME BACK...

OR LOVE ME BACK.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW.

[ SIGHS ]

[ FOOTSTEPS CLACKING ]

-[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ "RING OF FIRE" PLAYS ]

-* LOVE IS A BURNING THING

-[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

-FANTASTIC. AND ONE MORE TIME.

-[ German accent ] MMM! YAH, THAT IS GOOD.

-* BOUND BY WILD DESIRE

-She's amazing.

-Looks great. She sounds German.

-* I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE *

* I WENT DOWN, DOWN, DOWN,

* AND THE FLAMES, THEY WENT HIGHER *

* AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS

* THE RING OF FIRE

* THE RING OF FIRE

* THE TASTE OF LOVE IS SWEET

-[ CHUCKLES ]

-* WHEN HEARTS LIKE OURS MEET

-[ GIGGLES ]

-* I FELL FOR YOU LIKE A CHILD

-THIS IS A TEST OF THE BROADCAST STATIONS

OF YOUR AREA. EQUIPMENT THAT CAN QUICKLY WARN YOU

DURING EMERGENCIES IS BEING TESTED.

IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY,

OFFICIAL MESSAGES WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED THE ALERT TONE.

-* AND THE FLAMES, THEY WENT HIGHER *

* AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS

* THE RING OF FIRE

* THE RING OF FIRE

* I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE *

* I WENT DOWN, DOWN, DOWN

* AND THE FLAMES, THEY WENT HIGHER *

* AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS

* THE RING OF FIRE

* THE RING OF FIRE

* AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS

* THE RING OF FIRE

* THE RING OF FIRE

* THE RING OF FIRE

* THE RING OF FIRE

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]